/kspg/ - Koloktos Scimitar Procuring General

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TRUMP 2016

DEPORT THE SCHIZOS

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>Trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHqLz9ni0Bo

>Dev Stream:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BY6uZPvgBqQ

>FAQ
http://pastebin.com/11ESnTdE

>Game site
http://kerbalspaceprogram.com/
http://dontdothisto.me/Games/iamabadperson/

>KSP mods
https://www.dropbox.com/s/atzhizfw7pxjdoa/RLA_ProbeParts.zip?dl=0 (RLA probe parts, /kspg/ exclusive)
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/topic/50701-c (forum mod list)
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/forum/4-add-ons/ (mod subforums)
http://spacedock.info/ (community mod repository)

>Flags
http://imgur.com/a/lIHNS#0

>Party-approved rendezvous and docking tutorials
http://imgur.com/a/S3Qxf
http://i.imgur.com/PBuWyVx.jpg

>Some useful calculators
http://alterbaron.github.io/ksp_aerocalc/ (doesn't work w/ new aero)
http://ksp.olex.biz/ (phase angle calculator, for planning trips to other planets)
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/topic/87463-105-swashs-delta-v-map (deltaV map)

>Official forum
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/

>Hotkeys for operating your craft that are never mentioned anywhere else.
http://pastebin.com/vLmE1QbY
http://i.imgur.com/dJQEXBX.png

>Official /kspg/ fan fiction
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10607988/1/Structural-Failure
http://pastebin.com/HK7Qd6if

>List of IRL launches.
http://www.spaceflightnow.com/tracking/index.html

>View from the ISS:
http://eol.jsc.nasa.gov/HDEV/

>Race Into Space
http://www.raceintospace.org

>Original BARIS for DOSBox scaling and filters and shit
http://www.abandonia.com/en/games/183/Buzz+Aldrins+Race+into+Space.html

snek, BARIS, Orbiter, Space Engine, OpenTTD, Take On Mars, Project CARS, ULA posting, Aurora, TRUMP 2016, abu ali al-scatterer-khan, yuri, /agdg/, and planes are also welcome ITT. Turning the thread to shit and ruining the thread's comfiness is not.

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http://www.pcgamer.com/kerbal-space-program-devs-hope-to-add-budgets-reputation-in-2014

In 2013, Maxmaps took the wheel, pretending to be a marketer / CM / dev to the fanbase, when in reality he was placed in charge of making sure the final product did not scale beyond the $5mil of our money Adrian and Ezequiel were actually allowing to be spent on the development of KSP.

So, with the cancelling of resources and DLCgate, we saw the future drastically narrow down to a point. This shift was embodied by Maxmaps' continually repeated statement that "sandbox is scope complete" -- we must deconstruct this statement to fully understand the multifaceted meanings. This will take time.

What is important is that in this moment a paradigm was created. A paradigm that suggested "sandbox" was a complete iteration of the game and therefore a major milestone. When in fact it was an arbitrary and artificial line in the sand designed to limit expenditure so that the majority of the invested money could be fraudulently embezzled.

By "moving on" to career mode, they created a false equivalency suggesting career and sandbox were two facets of an overall thing. When they failed to deliver career in a timely manner, science mode was added. Another one of Max's failed promises leading to a compromised feature in the game.

After resourcegate and the declaration that Sandbox was "scope complete," we saw all development begin to pace itself based on business deals rather than development capacity. Every update after this took 6 months, and failures to move the NASA deal along quickly enough led to completely mutilating .23 through .24, which would have been fantastic updates chock full of content if half the content didn’t need to be removed to satisfy an NDA.

And then of course, begins the true Max regime of .25 on.

Ending the false paradigm means returning to the mindset of 2013, reopening Sandbox’s scope, and, if the fanbase cares enough, scrapping and redoing career.

>>144356337
>Previous Thread: 144040386
nice job fagot

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>>144356518
n-no bully pls

sigh
>>144040386

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>>144356431
Hullo, MAN. How are you doing this fine day?

What did you have for breakfast this morning, MAN?

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Hullo!

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>>144357028

>104 degrees out

reee

>>144358404
>AC's running full blast
>still wake up sweaty whenever I take a nap
reeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>144358404
>>144359027
>108 degrees out
reeee

where the fuck is mirk

>>144358404
>>144359027
>>144359223
>90 degrees
>no AC
rooooooo

evens, smoke then eat
odds, eat then smoke

>>144358404
>>144359223
where the fuck do you live arabistan wtf

Does anyone else see an issue with the way this survey is written?

http://psychcentral.com/quizzes/dvquiz.htm

ded as fug bumb

I'm watching Jurassic World and early on Jeff Goldblum's character says "it's not a game", referring to the coverup of the original catastrophe. That resonated with me, because it's how I feel about KSP.

Sure, the point is to make a game, but instead the people steering the ship have focused on turning the development itself into a game. Lying about features, changing features, secret features, missing features, Squad develops by fiat, and that methodology is by design. Fascism has been praised by official Squad representatives on official Squad channels.

Yet the model that incentivizes them to continue development is based on somewhat democratic principles. Early Access isn't supposed to be distorted into the model Squad used to make KSP. As the millions piled up, they should have planned for a way to care for the community after they "finished" the "game". The impact of their laissez-faire approach is the fragmented and mob-like community we currently inhabit a small corner of.

We occupy a position of power due to the nature of our forum, yet also because we remember the days of .18, and we ache for them again. There was a time when the idea that things could turn around seemed possible, but months after a trainwreck prerelease of a year-long engine overhaul that destroyed all of 1.0's polish, which itself took 8 months, predated only by exploding buildings, which implemented the code infrastructure for upgradeable buildings, a career-only mechanic, the sense of hope has diminished. Oh, and 1.1 is unplayable for many, like myself.

And I haven't even touched on the console versions. Which will have a release date published soon. Or maybe they'll even just come out with no warning, then be quickly disregarded by squad when the 'oldfag' PC fanbase rebels.

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Now that SE's suddenly decided to start working, I've now found out that the ID for the system I posted a couple days ago is wrong, it's actually RS 8425-1-7-1795037-54

Anyhow, take a look at this
Note the atmospheric pressure and height
It's around 500 atm at sea level, yet it drops off so quickly that it reaches 1 atm at 3.2km
In the game it seems to cut off the atmosphere at 2.0x10^-5 atm, which is a bit lower than KSP's usual 1.0x10^-6, but still well below the highest mountaintops, which lie at around 20km
I'll try to see if I can't get a shot from on top of one of those mountains

Even non non biyori
Odd parks and rec

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Iex5BEXR2w

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I was told this animu was better than nichijou but so far it's not :^)

>>144368414
nichijou is peak sol

>>144367783
oh yeah dont listen to anything after 3:50 on that lol

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>>144368538
It really is

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>>144367373
This was actually taken from the edge of a small plateau about 8km from sea level
What looks like ocean down there is actually just clouds

One could theoretically set up a base here, in a near-vacuum just a few kilometers away from crushing pressures, though the 0.97gs would make landing a pain

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>>144368896
And this is without the clouds

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The cg for moving vehicles in this animu is really jarring.

I'll be skipping this anime kspg

>>144368414
Do the grills hold hands each other?

>>144370375
Not in the single episode I watched. They're all related I think.

>>144370657
Do you want to fuck Sakamoto?

>>144370841
I'm not catfucker.

>>144370921
Well it'd be a hell of a thing if you were, since I'm catfucker

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>>144370980
So you want to fuck Sakamoto then

>>144371484
Yes
It's a sin that the internet's as lacking in good porn of him as it is

http://pyx-1.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=200
Password: vp

>>83849523
>being this mad about replying to old posts

>>144372867
>being mad about being mad about replying to old posts

>>144369347
Stop nitpicking and check your sol priviledge

Well that was a depressing phone call.

>>144374636
did your cat get a lawyer?

>>144374704
No, I'm not catrapist.

Talked to my younger brother for the first time in a long time. For the first time talked about how abusive our mother was towards me, and he kept apologizing for how shitty things were for me, and for how I had to pretty much immediately leave home. I just left so that things might get better for my younger siblings, and at least that looks to have been the case.

>tfw just saw the girl that ruined my life while driving

>>144377017
>didn't follow her and key her car
anon pls

>>144377017
>tfw you're hallucinating.

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>>144375134
Wow, that's pretty close to my story. Sorry to hear it. :(

My baby sister just graduated from high school and her birthday is a week from today and as much as I would love to drive back north to see her and celebrate I know it would cause a family shitstorm.

I talked to her last week and she mentioned how horribly I was treated and how my family turned on me when I was going through a lot of stuff.

I love my little sis so much. <3

>>144378336
Does she have any pets?

>>144378604
Fuck off rapist

>>144358404
>117 degrees out tomorrow

>>144378653
Not me :^)

>>144378604
She does. A big fat tabby cat that got too fat to jump on her bed so the diet plan was to keep her food on a desk so she'd have to stay light enough to jump to it to eat. Heh.

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>>144381374
I too had a fat cat, but she was never too fat to be unable to jump.

>>144362401
Did it for an experiment [I'm actually a friendless NEET.] with answers based on my own presumable behaviour.

> Based upon your responses to this screening measure, you are most likely involved in an abusive relationship. You should seek immediate assistance within your local community from a mental health or social services professional to help you deal with this situation.

No. I'm not in an abusive relationship, I have diagnosed anxiety. [In fairness, when it came to "Do you try to please your partner rather than yourself in order to avoid being hurt? " I said yes because I included emotional pain, and when it came to "Do you feel that nothing you do is ever good enough for your partner?" I said yes based not on their own presumable behaviour but on my own "Everything I do is shit" tendencies. i.e. even if they explicitly say it's good enough, they're lying and it's shit.]

The test should really be more advanced than a simple scoring system, since if you looked at my results individually there is very little suggestion of wrongdoing on the partner's part.

>>144369347
I wish they'd stop doing it. It looks terrible. 2fps hand-drawn would be preferable to this.

I wish I understood why as well. Whether it's a frame-rate issue or what.

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F

>>144372867
>replying to 1 year and 229 day old posts

>>144385195
fucking rip

>>144384784
Yeah same. Any woman who wants a positive result knows what to do to get one.
>Anon, an online poll said you're an abuser. I expect you out by the morning.

Bump the Trump

ded

there is LITERALLY nothing wrong with having no empathy for complete strangers

liberals btfo

>>144392104
>not having empathy for your countrymen
This is why nationalism struggles. A series of self-interested individuals fighting amongst themselves instead of uniting against outside forces is the ultimate tool of the globalists.

>>144357104
I'm not sure how to say this, I mean I don't know if you were ever shown, but you're toiletting wrong.

Might wanna try sitting on the bog instead of using it as a target.

>>144392407
plop

>>144392407
>replying to 7 hour old posts

>>144392104
On the one hand, there's a shitload of people dying every day who I never even knew, let alone cared about. On the other hand, it takes a particularly callous personality to look at some of the shit on Youtube, people just as unknown, and not get even the slightest emotional twitch when someone's getting truly fucked over, or when karma comes along and says "hi motherfuckers, the bitch is back".

If such a complete lack of empathy also extends to people other than complete strangers, it tends to be treated as a symptom of some underlying disorder, such as borderline personality, outright psychopathy or narcissism. Out of those three, I'm not sure which Trump shows signs of the most. All of the above, probably.

tl;dr: I know it's bait, and couldn't give a shit.

ded

>>144392104
Having no empathy at all for other human beings is a mental disease.
Probably some sort of autism.

>>144396341
>tfw suspect autism but have a lot of empathy
i'm not sure if that means it's not autism, or if it's confusion around the word "empathy" having differing meanings.
i suck at understanding other people, but i'm very empathetic in terms of feeling bad for them when something recognizably bad happens.

goodnight /kspg/

can't wait to sleep and get up to another depressing, hopeless day

>>144396341
its called sociopathy and you should be careful so you dont trigger our resident sociopath

>hear something smack against the window
>dead thrush sprawled on the ground
How do these birds even manage to survive as a genus?
A week ago I had to clean up a whole nestful of blackbirds that'd went splat because the retarded bird built it on an exposed beam three stories above the ground and it flew off at the first gust of wind.

>>144398427
Well they've been around a lot longer than the float glass process has been enabling perfectly flat, sky-coloured reflective hard things on the sides of buildings.

Most of the birds I've seen smack into windows have survived. A couple definitely didn't. One looked very dead until it flipped upright and sat around for a bit with its head buzzing I guess.

Funniest one was coming down to find a dazed blackbird trying to wake itself back up, and a very bird-shaped imprint on the window, wings outstretched, the detail on every flight feather perfectly transferred in dust and oils and whatever else was on the bird.

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>Koloktos Scimitar Procuring General

WHITEY ON THE MOON

>>144403912
Are the sparks supposed to ensure ignition externally or what?

fucking ksp is shit i hate it

>>144404313
They're hydrogen burn-off ignitors. They're to clear any hydrogen that may have gathered around the engine bells prior to ignition to prevent an explosion.

Captain, we've been attacked by some kind of force-ray! GAH! GYAH! SPACE AIR IS FLOODING IN!

Right. Goggles on!

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>opens KSPedia
>stuck on this
>red cross doesn't work
Good job Squad.

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>Famously, the drug Viagra was developed to lower blood pressure, with its main current use being discovered as a side effect in clinical trials.
>That avoidance of what "its current main use" is
Oh Wikipedia.

>>144414938
Why go on wikipedia? Just go on Pfeizer's website, I'm sure they've got everything you want to know.

>>144415687
It's in the article on unintended consequences.

>>144415760
That's pretty neat, are you featured in the article?

>>144416583
Not yet, but getting put on suicide watch thanks to being BTFO in this reply chain is being edited into the article right now.