/utg/ Undertale General

xth for flowey

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Bone Pucci

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THIRD FOR BESTSKELL

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Taking requests

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sans

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>>144324651
this but with mettaton ex instead

>>144324651
Bone pucci

>>144324651
Temmie please.

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officer papyrus and sergeant sans

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>>144324512
This is definitely a fetish thing edition.
Good.

>>144324651
draw a lack of reach arounds

>>144325094
How dare you make such a true accusation!

>>144324651
Asriel in Gran Torino

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>>144324742

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>>144324584
Slutty Spine

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>>144325231
I am a brave man! Brave enough to follow people like you into wherever you go!
Especially if it's inside someone pudgy like Alphys!

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>>144324779

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Good evening, /utg/!

Postan a few requests I've done today/yesterday, for all to enjoy:

http://pastebin.com/rBX0gqTH [Chara with Akuma's hair]
http://pastebin.com/qGjzneLz [Anon wants to be murdered by Flowey]
http://pastebin.com/KgPYnRdW [something to make Anon cry]

Planning on doing some more serious writing later today, but as a little warmup, I'm up for a request or two!

Hope everyone's doing well!

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>>144326026
I don't know if she could fit two people, without becoming huge!
Plus, I don't think I'd like to share a belly with someone else, I would be much too busy...

>>144324651
Mettaton doing vape

>>144326471
>>144326006
thumbs up

>>144326618
Chara and Frisk help Asriel get a date with Muffet.

>>144326618
After Undyne wakes up at 3AM to Alphys crying in her sleep yet again, she decides it's time for DRASTIC MEASURES.

>>144326214
Beautiful.

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>>144326618

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Sure is quite around here

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>>144326789
Would it be okay if I helped you with your business while in there though?

>>144327281
Absolutely not :D
I only want the female bellies, and maybe a kid Asriel one...

>>144327281
l e w d

>>144327280
I could start screaming if you really wanted me to.

>>144327186
Do you not know what milka is

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>>144327392
Ah well, I kinda expected.
>>144327280
I can shout really loud see AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>144327280
quite what

>>144327186
milka is a brand of chocolate

>>144327661
Now post the rest.

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>>144327280
Nice day today

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>>144327438
What about you?
Would you let me?
>>144327661
I'm totally going to jerk off to this. Nah, I'm not that good don't worry.

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>>144327868
no

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>>144327512
>>144327678
I did not know

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>>144327280
I'M HERE

>>144327186
>>144327512
>>144327678
i kinda think it's funnier this way

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W.D. Gaster is cute.

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>>144327280
sup

>>144327968
>>144327186
>you will never eat/drink MilkaAnon
reality is so cruel

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And now for something completely else!
I lied.

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Okay guys I love this game but lets talk about the things that are fucking horrible in this game
>We need 1 more human soul to get out of the underground ;_;
>It's possible to let one monster pass with 1 human soul, as they state in the lore
WHY THE FUCK DID THEY NOT JUST USE 1 SOUL ON A MONSTER, LET IT OUT, LET IT KILL SOME KIDS, GO BACK, BOOK, ERRYONE FREE

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give flowey a face

>>144328141
play the game

>>144328141
because then the plot wouldn't work dumbass

>>144328141
cause game

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>>144328121
DO NOT-
do not...
...do that
with the pupper
It's
It's not cool

Not cool at all.

>>144328249
NO
FUCK YOU
THAT'S NOT AN EXPLANATION

>>144328254
Then he could've made the plot not have a hole you could sail a fucking cargo ship through jesus christ.

It killed 100% of my immersion

>>144328141
Is that what Asriel was supposed to do?

>>144328317
the idea is handled in the game

that's what toriel wanted asgore to do

>>144328141
Because Asgore is a coward.

>>144328443
ASGORE CONFIRMED WORST

>>144328317
It would have kicked off a war and thats what Asgore was trying to avoid

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>>144328154

>>144328141

They addressed this in game. Asgore had no rebutal and basically admitted he should have done that.

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>>144328141
Asgore is a coward.

Hey guys did you know that pretty much all spiders are poisonous? Most of them just aren't poisonous to humans.

But imagine the bite of this spider on your body.

>>144328406
>>144328443
Then why the fuck did he not do it, because he is a pussy ass bitch?
Give it to some other monster, fuuuck.
Put that shit into Undynes pumped up fishface and make everyone free, bitch wouldn't mind she got more balls than a baby of a Hiroshima survivor

>>144328502
Humans fucking hated them and locked them in, jesus.
Just lowkey murder some kids and make it look like some bear went apeshit

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>>144328154

>>144328603
muffet would be the greatest threat among the monsters

she's a goddamned spidermancer. imagine if every spider on the planet was suddenly your enemy.

>>144328603
I'd totally smack that spider if she wanted to bite me
if you know what I'm saying?

>>144328502
>Asgore was trying to avoid
>war
Then why did he hype the monsters up for destruction of humanity?
What if they had rebelled after the barrier was broken down with the souls of killed humans and gone to war with humans anyways without Asgore?

>>144328604
>Then why the fuck did he not do it, because he is a pussy ass bitch?

Yes.

This is literally the reason.

Play the game, there's a whole section dedicated to shitting on Asgore for it.

>>144328603
Poison = ingested
Venom = injected

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>>144328154

>>144328756
>Then why did he hype the monsters up for destruction of humanity?
Okay seriously did you play the game or not? They literally spell all this stuff out for you.

Did you play it? Are you one of those people who mashes through dialogue?

>>144328756

Losing your kid causes you to say and do things that you will deeply regret later. Asgore realised he fucked up hard once the kids started falling underground. He doesn't an hero for nothing on consecutive neutral routes.

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>>144327186
>>144327968
I am officially speechless in so many ways right about now, but I can certainly tell you my sides have crashed into a mountain and will need 7 souls to be free again.

Also, because I was a lazy git and didn't dig back, here is an extended version of [fic that is meant to make Anon very sad], courtesy of soundsgote!

http://pastebin.com/PueTfKWt [Anon can feel even sadder now, Director's Cut]

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>>144328154

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DO YOU WANT A BANANA?

>>144328141
>SPOONFEED ME
>on a game specifically advertised and mentioned for you to play with no prior knowledge

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>>144328154

>>144328892
>>144328973
But either his reasoning or his actions are beyond terrible.
>don't want war to happen
>take actions so that it probably will

Well, I guess it's no wonder why everyone who stops to think about what he did and how he carried out his tasks just hates him. He honestly deserves the hate he gets from the fandom.

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>>144328756
Jesus fuck did you even play the game? He made the declaration of war when he was pissed off over his kids being murdered and when he calmed down and realized what he did it was too late because it had become the sole hope of the underground to get to the surface someday and take it back from humanity and Asgore didn't want to ruin that hope because for a ton of monsters it was the only thing they kept them going but he also didn't want to actually go to war so he stalled while trying to find alternate ways such as the DT experiments that would led to Flowey being created.

He tried to avoid both letting down his people and also committing to his plan which instead led to his people being trapped longer then they had to be, though you can agure that it worked out for the best since every other method would have just led to a new war.


play the fucking game

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Mettabump

>>144329354
Are you deliberately misinterpreting things or are you actually autism?

>>144329371
>Asgore would rather murder children than make a poor political move
Yeah yeah, I get it already. He's just not very smart.

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>>144329474
Mettabumps.

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>>144329584
mettablimp

There are better ways to have a thread than pretending to be a retard yo.

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>>144328984
thangs mang

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>>144329474
I can appreciate Mettabumps

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>>144329692
mettablam

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>>144329474

>>144329515
Whatever its pretty clear you're either a retard or baiting pretty hard

Regardless play the game because i'm out of this conversation

>>144329704
Really, don't blame me if I forget Asgore's nonsensical methods. It's not easy to remember random stuff like this.
>>144329857
It's what he did though. He claims to be genuine but so does every politician. Then again, I don't consider Asgore smart enough to just play it smart like that, so who knows.

I fucking love undertale Sans is my daddy fuck you have a bad time b.i.c.t.h

>>144330000
>Really, don't blame me if I forget
No I will blame you. I will also blame you for being a pretentious cock while also forgetting. Honestly, without any subjective moral opinion, you're a dipshit and not worth talking to.

I'm not sure if this dadposter bullying or people just genuinely hating them desu
I approve either way

>>144330218
It's okay, he's only pretending to be retarded.

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oh man, can't wait to hear the hot new AU of the day that focuses on one character and completely disregards the canon traits and personality of said character in order to achieve some aesthetic goal for the creator while appealing to fans who feel the need to milk a dry cow!

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>>144330218
rude, also I suspect the latter but hey I threw my two cents in just in case it was legit

>>144330071
I fucking love undertale Papyrus is my wife love you have a nice day f.r.i.e.n.d

>>144330327
fuck meant I suspect its the former

>>144330000
The quints have spoken.
>>144330218

It's good.

>>144330120
>dadfag calling out anyone's morals
It's really damn simple though.
You don't kill people, even less for personal or interpersonal gain.
>>144330272
Still nowhere near as retarded as Asgore.

which undie do you most want to be digested by?

>>144330324
How about uddertale where every monster has udders? It is extremely rare.

>>144330538
>step in to correct person that's being actually factually retarded
>LOL DADFAG GOTEM
>it was merely a ruse!
Stop posting.

Anons deserve rape

>>144330617
>someone has basic reasoning
>LOL STOP BAITING
Why are you on internet at all?

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>>144328154

>>144330813
>>someone has basic reasoning
>had to be corrected on basic things the game spells out for you
Stop.
Just stop.
You are trying way too hard to push this one.

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>>144330717
Tems deserve Tem flakes.

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group picture
>>144330813
anon I'm like the only one that dad posts around this time and that guys not me so yeah

>>144330563
That's a hard choice.
Either Alphys or Undyne.
Probably actually Undyne.

>>144330889
It's just a nigger.
If it replies again, just call it a nigger enough times and it will leave.

What is most cringeworthy Undertale thing you secretly (or not) like?

>>144330889
>had to be corrected
But you didn't. Asgore still had no good reasoning to trying to get the war going if he really didn't want it.

>>144330563
Undyne.

>>144331091
nigger

>>144331083
Can it be a fan thing? Like someones artwork?

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>>144331063

>>144331203
144331293

>>144331083
i'm fine with all the stupid shipping bullshit.

>>144331083
dreemurr reborn? i don't really like the weird fetish stuff so my options are limited

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>>144331083
Definitely AUs, its fun to see the characters I enjoy with different designs and in different situations

>>144331083
I don't mind r34

>>144331453
I'm not sure if that's cringy, but same here

>>144331083
sans x frisk

>>144331238
It is asking exactly that.

>>144331083
I like that one image of Undyne having intercourse with the Kraken from Earthbound

>>144331613
>I'm not sure if that's cringy
nigga..

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school's out baybee
taking a few requests

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Good afternoon.

>>144331705
I'm just gonna ask for alphass

>>144331293
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kLXgs0dMZk

Important poll that will determine the future of this general

http://www.strawpoll.me/10388242

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>>144331634
i'm with you there anon.

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>>144331083
This.
With zero room for error this is the worst thing I like.

>>144331083
underfell. I hate myself for how much i like it because i realize how bad it is.

>>144331705
The rabbits from Snowdin having dinner together? Not lewd, just cutesy.

>>144331705
Flowey getting watered and hating it

>>144331740
See previous.

>>144331705
jerry not getting wifi

>>144331705
undyne holding up sans with one hand like a cheerleader

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>>144331705
How about some more of you Mettaton EX?
It's adorable.

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>>144331728
Hey robot poster
>>144331782
why is this a thing

>>144331705
Doggo smoking dog treats during work hours and Undyne getting pissed at him for it

>>144331697
relatively cringy

like it's not sans/asgore scat ntr

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>>144331083
Korean
Papyrus
Humanization

>>144331652
Okay. I actually don't mind some Au's like underswap or Outertale

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in case any of you guys are interested fangamer's putting up some new shit soon

i don't really like any of it except pic related. not subtle but i'm a sucker for flowey

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>>144331971
>why is this a thing
Because someone like me unfortunately also found it enjoyable thing.
Don't worry I'm sure Frisk's okay. Maybe a little bone-scraped.

>>144331705
Can you draw a Gaster?

>>144332146
Oh shit that's cute

I'll probably be moved by the time it ships so I can't pre-order anything now

When you say the word "AU" as the letter "A" then "U" doesn't sound kind of like... John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden

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>>144331083
Charisk and Storyshift.
But that's the only ship I like and Storyshift's the only AU I like, so at least I'm pretty limited in my autism.

>>144332146
oh!!! oh!!

>>144331738
>>144331913
>>144332235
>>144331935
sure thing

>>144331969
anything specific?

>>144331083
Underswap. I really like to make awful parodies of it.
And sometimes those lewd greentext stories about raping Swap Papyrus

>>144331809
I like it too.

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>>144332146
I hope they are doing the full Major Arcana at least so I can go full nerd and hang them up on my wall with my Persona ones

>>144331083
I actually consider Undyne my waifu.

>>144331083
I don't mind pussybot MTT
As long as you don't act like it's canon
Which the Tumblrs and some misguided Asian fans seem to think

Heard someone wanted a story where a Masked Chara kills Russian monsters.

http://pastebin.com/4rygzKwm

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>>144331913

>>144332554
Cool thanks!

>>144332554
Yayaya, I'm hype.

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>>144332738
>>144331913

>>144331705
Dworven did you ever draw Italian American used car salesman Sans?

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>>144332695
>implying roboto doesn't have a huge collection of modular wieners/pussies/titties for all occasions

>>144332963
fug, forgot
will do that

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>>144331763
>half like them and half are neutral
shit taste /utg/

>>144332738
Not requester but why are those shoes so big?

>>144333164
well, you know what they say about big shoes

>>144333143
Half likes them, and half doesn't but they don't feel like being assholes to anyone.

>>144332614
ohh nice to know i'm not alone.

>>144333321
>someone post toriel with bait
just ignore. i think it's the soriel shitposter.

>>144331782
I still think he should have eaten them like a real cat

>>144333446
>implying its not a false flagging dadfag
wake up sheeple

I want to rub asriel's fluffy feet

>>144333838
I want to rub Asriel's belly from the inside.

>>144333838
i want to pet his petals

>>144333486
I'm still not against gore, but I do think this is bit less evil for Frisk.
Haven't we talked about this?

>>144333838
>>144333929
>>144333957
id do all three desu

>>144332554
>anything specific?
How about some suited/well-dressed Mettaton, maybe chilling at a desk with some coffee or anti-freeze or whatever robots drink?

>>144334115
yes we have

>>144333838
Would do.
>>144333929
Would do.
>>144333957
Would do.
>>144334172
Would do.
;)

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What would you do if you saw naked Undyne goring and gutting frisk with her spears

>>144334501
Ask if I can be next.

>>144334501
Sex

>>144333837
>implying it's not a charafag who false flags as a fishfag, dad fag and momfag in their spare time

http://img.booru.org/the-collection//images/31/16c6a59980a851b62b4288c97db119b4ff718f4d.png

Oh, this is a thing.

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>>144333838
This desu.

I also want to s-sniff them.

>>144334501
cum

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New Undertale merch in the Fangamer store apparently. Who else is gonna turn autist and buy stuff?
http://nochocolate.tumblr.com/post/145367768050/theres-new-offcial-undertale-merch-on-fangamer

>>144334693
>implying its not a really bored Asrielfag who is trying to make everyone else seem shitty so that people stop calling them pedos

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>>144331782
>that last picture
>treating a fucking BONE as something stretchy
>treating the fucking BONE as a throat

Thats fucking it, im triggered.
This is how you get school shootings.

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It's time to make decisions for me again
http://www.strawpoll.me/10388593

>>144332721
>ctrl + f "pardo"
>0 results
Not really worth my-
>ctrl + f "jacket"
>2 results
Fucking Jacket jackoffs I swear

>>144334813
I'm going to wait until we get the full list of all the tarot cards because desu its all shit aside from the Flowey fanclub and Burgerpants pins
>>144334895
Did you ever do that last lewd chart?

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>tfw youll never be Asgore's hatefuck because he can't get Toriel pussy so he has your second best boi pucci
>tfw he'll never breed your slutty hole

i just want to end it

>>144335120
Pretty sure that would kill you

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>>144335120
...why would it be a hatefuck though?

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>>144334874
>school shootings
That reminds me.
This is actually my favorite document of all time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBndu8QJOks
Mostly because it just makes a good story and drama like that.

No, really.
Do you like documentaries or docudramas, /utg/?

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>>144335018
>Did you ever do that last lewd chart?
I'm sorry

>>144335243
Because Asgore hates humans and is angry that Toriel also hates him.

>>144335261
I really liked The Act of Killing which to me is one of the best movies of the decade.
Still have to see Look of Silence. But it's supposed to be as good.

I wonder if Chara would have become a school shooter

>>144335243
He's a nice guy, but you have to imagine how much shit he has bottled up. Public figure and all. I'd want him to vent as much as possible and at his peak of emotions he'd brutally fuck me.
>>144335237
I'm ok with this, life wouldn't be any better at that point

Now this is a nice edition.

>>144335120
Not intense enough.

>>144335405
>Asgore hates humans
>is angry that Toriel also hates him
lol what

>>144335449
Oh that makes more sense and is kinda hot though I wouldn't want to die because of it

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What if Bratty was called Butty instead?

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>Been on a streak of taking showers every day because I always wake up feeling greasy and gross
>Worried that it's gonna hurt my hair
>Men on my mom's side lose their hair really early, and men on my dad's side pretty much never lose it
>Really worried about this

help

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>>144333838
I want to messatsu Asriel's weakling body

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dont look

>>144335763
Cutie Bee!!

>>144335626
Wouldn't make a difference, really. Also, that catty is cute desu.

>>144335763
We know where this is going

We need more monster Frisk

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>>144335560
Humans killed his son and drove him and his people underground ripping them of their happiness, not to mention killing many in the progress.
It's like, if nazis were still real america would hate them, just like we hate communists like russians and the chinese.

>>144335763
Fuck that bee

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>>144335449
You'll probably want the other Asgore for that.

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I'm bored

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>>144335859
>nazis were still real america would hate them
Fuck you now i'm thinking about hellboy again and how much of a letdown that last issue was

>>144335958
threesome

>>144335981
same desu

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>>144335859
>>144335243
>>144335958
Fuck off
remove Asgore
Put him to cell, feed him to the poor, I don't care
remove
>>144335981
You can help with Asgore removal

>>144335661
>Showering daily
>Unusual or harmful in any way

>>144336050
I'd much rather be removed by Asgore tbdesu

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>>144336017
Hello, muumi Toriel.

>>144335792
I SAID DONT LOOK
>>144335824
i like her as a qt human but i agree with you
>>144335954
i wish

>>144335981
Hi, bored.

>>144336047
I liked the last issue

It just wasn't and end to Hellboy's story but to that of hell.
Which was already telegraphed a mile away. But I like that he can rest now for a while.

>>144336090
But /utg/ said that it would dry out my hair or damage my skin or something

>>144335763
she's my queen desu

>>144336109
Is MKid Little My?

>>144336050
Why would I do that? He seems nice enough.

>>144336196
Yeah I got that and I know it worked but damn it I wanted a better last fight that wasn't told through someone elses PoV

at least he confirmed that he was just taking a year long break and would probably continue the story

Undertale is neat

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>>144336096
Go jump in the underground pre-Asgore removal then and take his trident into your gut.
Adding to his list of crimes will only help getting him prosecuted.

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>>144336340
absolute heresy

>>144336447
Fucking Alphys makes for a better queen than that old hag

>>144336357
Yes.
Damn, now I REALLY want an undertale/moomin crossover.

>>144336390
Oh fuck, I get what you mean. yes, I was disappointed by that too.
It's like Hellboy himself didn't even show up. Only the giant form where he wasn't really him.

>>144336412
Oh, there's gonna be someone's gut involved, all right.

>>144336531
this desu senpai

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>>144336384
>He seems nice enough.
He's good at deceiving people like that.
In reality, he's a serial murderer.

Can you imagine what a murderer feels? Can you imagine how twisted they must be to put up a nice front after killing person after person?
No sane person could do it.

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>>144336447

>>144336340
that would be a cute roleplay thing
>tfw no shy but still open to the idea of being dominant frisk gf

>>144336412
I wanted to take his trident to my gut when I first reached the end in Undertale.

Just wanted to sacrifice myself.

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>>144336618
Canonically, Chara did less wrong than Asgore.

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>>144335824
i don't really like but i found this pic that some people might enjoy

>>144336340
I want to inseminate that queen bee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bk-RhNlzd30

Asgore's canon voice

>>144336618
>>144336803
In his "Groundwork on the Metaphysics of Morals" Immanuel Kant wrote, first chapter: "Nothing in the world—or out of it !—can possibly be conceived that could be called ‘good’ without qualification except a GOOD WILL."

Asgore was acting out of good will. Therefore, he was a good person.

>>144336050
REMOVE ASGORE remove asgore you are worst king. you are the king idiot you are the king smell. return to new home. to our new home cousins you may come our surface. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,underground we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal FUck but fuck asshole king stink underground sqhipere shqipare..monster genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead monster..ahahahahahUNDERGROUND WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget war.underground we kill the king , monster return to your precious underground….hahahahaha idiot king and monster smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE ASGORE FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. chara+frisk+knife+soul=kill monster…you will war/ frisk alive in surface, frisk making album of surface . fast rap frisky surface. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of frisk… you are ppoor stink monster… you live in a mountain hahahaha, you live in a yurt

frisk alive numbr one #1 in surface ….fuck the froggits ,..FUCKk ashol migosp no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. frisk3 aliv and real strong wizard kill all the monstser farm aminal with rap magic now we the surface rule .ape of the zoo guard undine fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and underground wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. surface greattst countrey

>>144336848
>>144336618
This is getting kind of sad desu
>>144336905
>responding to a shit poster

Reminder that Napstablook canonically loves the feel of Shyren's piss all over their ghost face

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>>144336716
That's easy to understand from the player's point of view.
It's not like they'd lose anything by sacrificing the main character.

Frisk, however, isn't the player.

>>144336924
I just wanna spread my Kant to someone.

>>144336848
I had a dream where all of the undertale characters except the humans were puppets designed by Jim Henson

>>144336905
But Kant also wrote that circumstances don't excuse wrong actions.
Asgore knew killing is morally wrong. He still did it.
Thus he acted wrong, against the categorical imperative that denounces killing as morally wrong.

>>144336924
Why did you include my post in that bunch?

>>144336905
As long as humans have created what is good and what is evil, we are the ones to decide - or be deceived into thinking - what is good or what is not.
These black and white sortings don't really exist though and they don't even work on a practical level. There are acts and actors who are better to less or more people an there are acts and actors that are bad for less or more people and these usually rather than sometimes or occasionally overlap.

>>144337231
assumed it was the same guy,sorry if wrong

>>144337032
You can spread your Kant for me.

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i want a goat to hug me

>>144336716
Kill yourself all you like but don't doom the rest of us to death by magical hellfire

>>144336905
>>144337198
Sounds like someone who writes heavily based on emotion or feeling and bases it afterwards.

I mean, we're all hypocrites because it's simply very effective way to be, but the people with the strongest beliefs tend to be the biggest hypocrites.

>>144337246
"Being better" for somebody doesn't mean it has to be a good action.

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I have no idea what you guys are talking about but I love and forgive this goat anyways because he made me cry and also I murdered everyone but him for fun at least once so its not like I can judge

>>144337348
i want a frisk to hug me

>>144337348
Me too

>>144337436
If you ever read Kant you will now that he is anything but.

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>>144337321
Oh wow

>>144337417
Is that part of the official card set we're (maybe) getting?

>>144337453
If bettering your own and/or the feelings/conditions of those around you isn't "good" then nothing is.

>>144337198
Still, Kant declared executions as morally right, because those executed, by living in the system which sentenced them, agreed to the laws by which they were sentenced.
Those humans were forced to either accept the law of the land, resulting in their just and lawful execution, or free themselves - resulting in either the murder of Toriel, and thus just and lawful execution; or battle with Asgore, and thus, again, just and lawful execution.

>>144337246
>humans have created what is good and what is evil
They have not.
"Everyone must admit that if a law is to hold morally (i.e. as a basis for someone’s being obliged to do something), it must imply absolute necessity; that the command: You are not to lie doesn’t apply only to human beings, as though it had no force for other rational beings (and similarly with all other moral laws properly so called); that the basis for obligation here mustn’t be looked for in people’s natures or their circumstances, but must be found a priori solely in the concepts of pure reason; and that any precept resting on principles of mere experience may be called a practical rule but never a moral law."

>>144337321
Already doing.

>>144337763
That's a pretty short-sighted and hedonistic approach.

>>144337762
Yes
mysterman = gaster confirmed

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The spider a cute! Cute! CUTE!!!

>>144328752
RIP Australians
F

>>144337980
Not really.
It's because of that view that you can have love, friendship, food, peace and many other things we keep enjoying these days that give us happiness.
We're pretty much alive because of that, as if we considered causing misery, pain and destruction things to strive for instead we'd pretty much done ourselves in a long, long time ago.

>>144337763
It's not quite that.

>>144337980
Hedonism is based on the concept that pleasure itself is morally good. This is, obviously, false.
Kant also does not pursue eudaimonism, which emphasises long-term well-being.
According to Kant, the only good action is an action done out of good will.
Such will can only be called good if any other intelligent being at any given point can be expected and desired to share this will without any contradiction arising.

>>144337762
>>144337417
Are you guys assuming Gaster is going to be in there or is there a list of all the arcane that are going to be in the product

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>>144338003
OH yes! Life is good, sort of, sometimes...

>he believes good and evil are actual things and not human constructions

lmao

>>144338269
>It's because of that view that you can have love, friendship, food, peace and many other things we keep enjoying these days that give us happiness.
You can achieve by other means too.

>>144328752
>>144338127
Maybe she could migrate all of the spiders from Australia to another country.

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>>144338291
>long-term well-being
That's also pleasure.

The real lesson here is that looking for quick pleasure and instant gratification all the time can deprive you of happiness and pleasure later on.

>>144338446
but muh black and white

Gaster should have been that white thing.

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>>144337821
>They have not.
They have.
The description you gave below is for things we have dictated to be good or evil. They didn't stem from anywhere else than how we felt and how we thought though.

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>>144338567
She would need another bigger fund for that.
Please donate.

>>144338605
Those are not even the same arguments.

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>>144338652
White thing?

I like goopy Gaster more then skeleton Gaster but i'm cool if >>144337417 ends up being canon

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>>144338831
This

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>>144331738
sorry if anything looks off, booty is not my area of expertise

>>144339001
Where the fuck does that even appear in the game?

>>144338787
Humans have created good and evil the same way we have created numbers.

They are abstractions of an underlying truth.

>>144338797
i already gave that slut enough of my money.

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>>144326963
Delivering! More about preparations really, but I hope you'll like it!

http://pastebin.com/08Wd9eE0 [Chara and Frisk help Asriel get a date with Muffet.]

>>144339020
IT'S PERFECT

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small fry, struttin by the pool room
small fry, should be in the school room

>>144339001
That's Asgore's load, it's from Tape 0 where Asgore and Toriel make Asriel

>>144338831
i like skeletal gaster even though he's not really a skeleton. the weird alien/slenderman thing is weird, goop gaster cool and cute.

>>144339135
>They are abstractions of an underlying truth.
I'm not even taking part in this argument but I just want to say you're retarded

>>144338572
Eudaimonia is less about leading a happy life and more about growth, less about the satisfaction of desires and more about satisfaction with life itself, especially in retrospect.

In short: Hedonia can be experienced, eudaimonia is a mode of being.


>>144338787
Not how we felt, how we thought.
How we thought according to pure reason, that is, disregarding all human experience and relying solely on logic.
Logic of a sort, it is assured, that any other thinking race or sufficiently advanced machine could process.

>>144339020
Aye, that is nice.
Like her face. Reminds me of Scalie Schoolie.
But where is her tail?

>>144339057
http://undertale.wikia.com/wiki/Inaccessible_Rooms#Room_272

>>144339020
>alphys always wears something skin tight underneath her lab coat
this is canon and i have new love for the lizard

>>144339309
>But where is her tail?
fug
good thing I saved the psd file, I'll fix it after the other requests

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>>144339272
I don't hate skeleton Gaster and he can be very cute I just find goop better for lewds
>>144339309
Oh huh I should really go mess around with those debug rooms sometime
>>144339334
What a cute dad

>>144339162
I'm glad you like it

So is Gilvasunner really dead?

>>144339782
I love it, I was so caught up in the amazing booty, I didn't even notice the tail.
Take your time.

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Geez, I feel like a huge Kant now.

>>144339808
i hope not.

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drew this a few months ago
feels bad man

>>144339808
Their last upload was 3 days ago tho

>>144339902
Buncha spooks

>>144339135
Well, no. Good and evil are based on the way living things feel about various acts. Numbers are the abstraction used to describe order and count and other things much, much older than living things. There was no good or evil before we described them.
It's typical for fanatical thinkers to believe that just because they feel strongly about things like this that it's also very logical when it really isn't.

>>144339990
Not bad!

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>yfw killing a monster in "self defense" because they can't control their feelings around humans

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i love this goat desu

>>144340039
There were no numbers before we described them. Yet the principles they described existed already independently of them.

You really should consider reading Kant.

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>>144339990
Thank you for reminding me of what is really important.

>>144340037
That is, less puns and more dad.

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i think all this talk of morality and philosophy and shit goes way beyond the scope of underput
>>144340053
thanks senpai have a skelly
>>144340189
I LOVE THAT GOTE