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Previous Thread: >>144201876
First for high noon
QUICK, POST:
>Your favorite hero to play as
>Your least favorite hero to play against
>Your favorite type of bean
How cancerous are you?
Rare photo of young Zarya
Someone come play with me who isn't shit and a one trick pony. GwenPool#1798
What the fuck are you doing? There's already a thread up and its at 500 replies.
>>144215149
>who isn't shit and a one trick pony
>posts a webm of himself fucking up the stick
>>144215768
>Posting in the fake thread
Lmao
>>144214414
Junkrat
Pharah
Mr.Bean
Where can I find hi res images of skins?
>>144214414
>Reinhardt
>Mei
>green beans
>>144214236
So when are we getting some new content (maps, heroes) game is starting to feel stale.
>>144218003
This game is dead. If you're smart, you'd sell it now before the price drop any further.
>Friend and I go two Reinhardts on attack
>Alternate between shielding and shoving the hammer up the assholes of the enemy team
>Mercy and lucio healing us while phara provides cover fire
Reclassify Reinhardt as assault please.
>snipers literally have tunnel vision
You just had to contest the point until we got there but you stood there
If I played pretty much only spy in tf2 is there a class I'd be best suited for in this game?
>Play D.Va regularly
>Ult rarely kills anyone and usually one only person at a time
>Accept it as being an area denial ult
>Run into several enemy D.Vas
>They all get triple and quadruple kills on their ult
Why is it that people suddenly lose the common sense to walk behind a lamp and survive when they're on your team?
>>144218003
WRESTLER HERO WHEN
>>144218323
"faggot" isn't a class so no
there is still 2 owg threads alive. no need for a 3rd one.
>>144218354
DOOMFIST
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>>144214414
>Pharah
>Soldier
>The kind they put in burritos
>>144214414
Zenyatta
McCree
navy beans
and again, a skin for a character i never touched, this shit is rigged, it just drops me high tier skins for hero's i never play
fuck you blizzvision
>>144218335
Are they matching you with turds to balance your w/l ratio?
Canadian hero when?
Time for my shitty ideas
>McCree
Remove reload and add distance/I-frames to his roll.
>Pharah
+50 health
>Reaper
Invincible while teleporting if not damaged within the last X seconds; increased movement speed and lowered duration of his E; more point-blank damage on his shotguns with slightly more fall-off. He should feel more like an assassin than a clumsy Tracer
>Soldier 76
Ult replaced with an airstrike (stole this idea from someone else)
>Tracer
Fine as is
>Bastion
Short of a total rework, give him drastically more setup time on his turret and increase the damage to compensate. He should be rewarded for positioning, not mashing shift when an enemy sees him.
>Hanzo
Reduced arrow headshot hitbox; increased projectile speed; ult is given a longer cast-time, more damage and can no longer travel through walls; tapping LMB now fires three multiple low-damage, low-range arrows to compensate for his abysmal short-range game.
>Junkrat
Fine as is
>Mei
Remove from the game entirely
>Torbjörn
Level 3 turret can be built after acquiring a large amount of scrap; ult can now turn a level 3 into a level 4 turret which is like 3 with an increased rate of fire.
>Widowmaker
Sniper rifle shots are now projectiles with damage fall-off.
>D.Va
Ult can be used at any time with a long-ass cooldown, damage corresponds with how much it's charged.
>Reinhardt
Shield is given a longer recharge time and stuns Reinhardt if broken by an enemy; right click is replaced with a vertical hammer strike that requires more precise aiming and does more damage, shield is moved to its own weapon slot.
>Roadhog
E is replaced with a toxic cloud that damages nearby enemies and Roadhog himself; ult replaced with an ability that disables an enemy, damages them and heals himself for the amount damages:^)
(1/2)
IF THE ENEMY TEAM HAS A
WIDOWMAKER
>BASTION
TORBJORN
>JUNKRAT
THEN YOU ARE NOT GOING TO HAVE FUN
NERFS NEEDED ASAP
>>144218003
Never, Blizz already said they're abandoning the game.
You Omnics may have copper wiring to reroute your fear of pain, but I've got nerves of steel.
>>144214414
mercy
mei
fart beans
>>144218809
No they didn't
>>144218762
If I did that I'd be dead in 5 seconds
>>144214414
Junkrat or zenyatta
>Roadhog or mcree
>Coffee bean
>>144214414
>Lucio
>Mei
>girls' little beans
>>144214414
Soldier 76
Symmetra
Pinto
>>144214236
I WANT TO KISS AND SEX PHARAH
How many ults do I need to reflect as genji to get a shutdown potg, does it just not count? I've gotten it from shooting pharah a bunch of times but never for reflecting it.
>>144218762
Why TorbJorn gets the dumbest PotGs?
>>144214414
Zarya or 76
Good widows, Winston in general
Vanilla bean milkshakes
>>144218781
>Winston
Right click overloads his weapon creating a discharge that depletes its ammo and damages nearby enemies; damage corresponds with current ammo; 10 second cooldown and the gun cannot be used for any purpose until the cooldown is up.
>Zarya
Given a not-pink hair color, legendary skins are replaced with something that ia not completely fucking terrible.
>Lucio
Healing/speed are buffed; radius is reduced drastically
>Mercy
Pistol replaced with an offensive E ability (channeled beam) that is charged by healing/buffing teammates, this ability can be used with no charge but it won't be very damaging.
Poo in the loo: Remove from the game, try again with a similar concept that isn't just portalslut. I'll come back to this later
Zenyatta: +50 health
Alright fuckers, here's how we fix the game for good
>D.VA
Increase range(just a little) on her primary fire and decrease the spread
She can now fire while using Defense Matrix
>Hanzo
Fix arrow hitbox and that's it
>Lucio
His selfheal doesn't work on HIM if he's taking damage
>McCree
Keep the stun, decrease Fan's damage by a lot. It should be okay for him to kill squishies, but not tanks (35 damage per bullet should be fine)
>Mercy
Change her Ult to charge slower, right now it's probably the fastest one in the game
>Reaper
Increase Teleporting speed, make it cancelable
Clip size increased to 12
>Symmetra
Now she can place turrets at X range, doesn't need to be hugging a wall anymore
>Torbjörn
Turret has a 0.5 second delay before start shooting
>Tracer
Decrease damage on her primary fire, increase clip size to 30
>Widowmaker
Bodyshots now deal 100 damage, Headshots 300
When her ultimate is active, enemies see a faint red glow surrounding their screens
>Zenyatta
Increase orb's traveling speed
HP increased to 75Replace his ultimate. Now, instead of healing allies, he uses his thousand arms to obliterate his foes. He starts punching at the speed of light while screaming ATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA, it deals no damage. He says "Omae wa mo shindeiru!", enemies explode after 3 seconds by number_of_punches_taken X 10
>>144214236
GRAND
DAD
Who /embracetranquility/ here?
>>144214414
>Junkrat
>McCree
>Kidney
>because some fucking loser left the game im forced to sit out a match trying to carry shitters
fuck this game
McCree anon please postyour battletag
>>144218762
Hey i was in that game, you had a reinhardt protecting your sentry didn't you? That was me booooy.
>>144218915
We all do.
>>144218891
Oh I read that as least favorite to play as, to play against would definitely be Widowmaker. My vision needs to be checked.
>Supports are already turning out to be worse than the ones in League
They're all a bunch of entitled fucks that think just because they pick boring shit nobody wants to play that they can say and do whatever they want. Just because they pick Mercy and right click means you can't say shit to them or they'll have an emotional breakdown. Fuck supports I wish the role was removed from any and all games. Who the FUCK plays video games to make other people have more fun? What kind of cuckery is that?
>>144214414
favs:
>Soldier 76, Hanzo, Genji, Reaper and RoadHog
annoying pieces of shits:
>Widowmaker, German slut of Nazi heals, Cheers Luv, Russian Dyke and the fat chink
>>144218323
Don't listen to >>144218364
Faggot is totally a class it's called Tank in this game
>>144218881
Asians need to stop drawing everyone like they get a full body wax every other day
I CAN'T DO THIS SHIT ANYMORE.
forced fucking 50 is fucking real and it's ruining my fucking gameplay.
top 600 /played just 3 people are above 60% winrate, everyone fucking else is under 60% above 45%.
everyone is fucking equal.
all the extreme shitters who deserve 40% are now around 50% and all legit good players are also around 50% because of this dumb system.
i'm fucking done with this shit
>>144214414
hog
widow
coffee
>>144218781
>Soldier 76
>Ult replaced with an airstrike (stole this idea from someone else)
You mean like Battleborn?
Or CoD?
>kill a guy 6 times in the first 3 minutes, including when he tries to ult
>he ragequits
>someone much much better joins and takes his place
>we lose
Well fuck.
REMOVE OMNIC remove omnic
you are worst robot. you are the robot idiot you are the robot smell. return to you're shit scented factory. to our croatia cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,bosnia we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal FUck but fuck asshole robot stink bosnia sqhipere shqipare..robot genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead robot..ahahahahahBOSNIA WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget ww2 .albiania we kill the king , albania return to your precious mongolia….hahahahaha idiot robot and bosnian smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE OMNICS FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. russia+usa+croatia+slovak=kill bosnia…you will ww2/ tupac alive in serbia, tupac making album of serbia . fast rap tupac serbia. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of tupac… you are ppoor stink turk… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt
tupac alive numbr one #1 in serbia ….fuck the croatia ,..FUCKk ashol robots no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. 2pac aliv and real strong wizard kill all the omnic farm aminal with rap magic now we the serba rule .ape of the zoo lucio fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and bosnia wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. serbia greattst countrey
Is Mercy's ultimate too good?
Right now it is basically a mistake forgiveness ability. She gains ultimate pretty fast and there's no counter to it. I think there should be a small cast time to at least try to counter it. Especially since it can go through walls and such. It also pushes the other supports more and more out of play.
Mercy and Rollerblades are so good. Mercy has amazing mistake forgiveness and healing. Rollerblades has great offense capabilities AND great support. There's no reason to play the other supports.
>>144218915
Same here
>>144219028
>tfw no fan art of Torb and Rein having fun drinking beer and playing poker
>>144218781
>>Pharah
>+50 health
why does everybody not realise pharah is broken and annoying as hell
>impossible to hit while she's in the sky
>splash damage doing 100 damage per hit, contact damage of 160
>non stop spamming these huge hitbox rockets
>>144214414
Reaper
Soldier 76
Black
>>144218970
>She can now fire while using Defense Matrix
Would complete break her
>>144219105
When I read it my first thought was Dirty Bomb, actually
>>144214414
Mei
Mei
Red Beans
>mfw I've come up with five OCs heroes since the games release
Be straight with me, how autistic am I?
>>144219046
We found the retard who tell people to go sniper instead of support.
>>144218970
hey this is OP and I think you're wrong
>>144219120
>>144219046
I love playing support because big green numbers have gotten my dick hard since neverwinter nights
Just stay away from mercy and find lucios and zens, they're 99% of the time more chill and I have no idea why
They need to add a match timer at hero select so I can immediately leave a game with 5 seconds left because some faglord went "m-muh stats"
>>144219091
>wahhh why does matchmaking work
>i should have higher than 50% winrate because I don't understand math
>>144219078
DELETE THIS
>>144219184
Post them
Reminder that if you play McCree you are fucking cancer.
Reminder that if you play Widow or Reaper you should change your hero because you fucking suck with them.
>Try to play any support that isn't Lucio
>Teammates don't dare even stay in my line of sight let alone protect me from flankers
>Play Lucio
>Bored out of my fucking mind because aside from wall riding and airblasts he's passive as all hell
Fun effective support character fucking when?
>>144219091Someone lost a few games because "their teammates"
>>144219186
No one does that and it doesn't even make sense. Fuck off supportmonkey.
>>144218003
We'll get ranked within three weeks and probably some new hero/stage reveals at the time as well.
The new heroes will likely be Sombra, Doomfist, that Axiom billboard omnic, a shades-wearing fem Japanese chick and Liao, the last soldier from the original Overwatch team, whom we know nothing about.
Did they nerf Pharah?
Feels like my rockets do literally nothing compared to beta.
>>144219269
>go against a good widow
>still win because racking up sick kills doesn't block the point
>>144218323
>spy uses a revolver
>mcree uses a revolver
There, not only will you be good at it, everyone will hate you too!
>>144218323
If you were a pistol Spy, yes.
If you were a disguising stabber and sapper Spy, no.
>>144219269
>Play a character because you actually like how he plays and his looks
>He turns out to be a broken powerhouse
>People give you shit for playing him
>>144214236
Best dad
>>144219046
A. Relax, they're not that common. Most games I have no supports at all and have to be one myself (if one's eve needed), and when there is one it's 50/50 at worst that they'll be a bitch about it.
B. Go fuck yourself. People are allowed to enjoy things you don't.
>>144219091
>I'm literally retarded
>>144219046
>get into any game
>supports always talking shit, acting like they're pros or saying the team suck
>one thirsty Mercy just fucking clinged next to her Reindick
I'm fucking tired of these COCK HUNGRY HEALSLUT FUCCBOIS .
What were they celebrating?
>massive ban wave for cheaters already
anyone here get banned?
>>144219269
>i-if you play McCree you're c-cancer!
>o-or widow, or anyone I get killed by!
Why would you not abuse a broken character? Nothing changes balance wise if you ignore it and don't use it to every broken advantage.
Holding Reaper's hand
>>144219046
I only bitch whenever we have a sniper who can't hit the side of a fucking barn.
>>144219145
Well not playing poker but
>>144219413
Sucks to be you, now change. You can have him back when he's nerfed. Unless he is still OP.
Posting pics for the person who wanted Gency in the last thread.
>>144219269
What if you play Dad 76?
>>144219312
Yes, a massive retard like you would absolutely say something this stupid. Though not as insanely stupid as your "omg a support was mean to me today im sooo mad guys" blog post.
>>144219139
>There's no reason to play the other supports.
lol there's only one other support and he barely even occupies the same role as the other two plus he shits out ten times the damage Mercy and Lucio do combined. Idk what you're talking about
>>144219226
Because they want to play support and contribute, not just play tf2 medic for another thousand hours
>>144219473
Winston has some kind of diploma in his hands, so probably his initiation into overwatch?
>>144219473
Winston joining OW
>>144219543
ok i'm sorry I'll try better next time
>>144219543
Or you can just keep on playing them and shitters could either leave or learn to hero swap or not overextend or roam alone.
>>144219473
I WANNA SEX PHARAH AND HER MOM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
All the girls in Overwatch have great asses
Symmetra needs a bag on her head and a gag in her mouth though
>>144219046
Better than people that spam you to be their pocket healer.
>>144214414
>Soldier 76
>Tie between McRightclick and Widow "fully charged 150 damage body shots every 1.5 seconds while having 200 hp, a good CQC option, and escape utility"maker
>Coffee bean
>>144219423
>Support player tries to sound reasonable
>Still lashes out like the emotionally busted autist he is
>>144218762
>>144216007
>He hits every single sticky every single time
K buddy. Also what does that have to do with me being a one trick pony?
I want to eat the most disgusting expired food and then let that sit in my stomach for a good week and take a shit on the desk of the person that designed Mei and force him to eat every last bit of it, cause thats what im doing right here with this cancerous crutch character in this game
even the person who made the TF2 pyro put more effort and thought into it
>>144219634
Looks like McCree is already working that angle.
>>144219269
>you fucking suck with them
Watch out we got a pro over here.
>Bleuberry make people this mad
>>144219693
Mission accomplished
I want to kiss pharahs pussy!
>offensive assists
am i missing something?
>>144214414
>Favorite hero to play as
Widowmaker
>Least favorite hero to play against
Roadhog, fuck that fatty who won't die.
>>144219491
Nothing has to change if nobody plays the broken character.
>>144219630
Solo McCree kills groups and you know it. Usually with a single fan.
Is Reaper edgier than even Donte?
Mei is okay!
>>144219603
>nipple
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>144219603
D E L E T E T H I S
>>144219473
>Reaper in that pic
Christ was he just as edgy back then as he is now?
>>144214414
>Lucio
>Hanzo
>Coffee
>>144219473
A job well done.
>>144219603
Please cease and desist. We are worried about your mental health.
>>144219693
You have to let it go.
>>144219634
>>144219750
pharah has a dick though
>LEVEL 17 GENJI DOES NOTHING
NICE GAME
>>144219473
How fucking gigantic is Reinhardt, seriously?
He towers over a fully grown genetically altered gorilla
>>144219829
I want to kiss pharahs big cock!
>>144219829
she's full package
Gently kissing Reaper'smask.
>>144219842
>posting tumblrfrog
>>144219787
Wait, I thought that said least favorite to play as, not against. My least favorite match up is probably going against Mei.
>>144219269
Reaper is fine, go fuck yourself.
t. D4RK_SEPHIR_O_TH
>>144219765
>Get 3 damage on someone
>It counts as a kill for you
that is probably the worst thing in this game honestly.
>>144219557
Dad76 is fucking fine. In fact he's golden. Good damage and no bullshit skills. Given how many teams there are out there that are incapable of getting a kill while also having absolutely shit/no support, 76 should be a fucking staple.
>>144219046
>implying lucio isn't one of the most fun heroes in the game
typical hanzo/genji/widow main
>Seagull confirming supports aren't real players
Get fucked and stay fucked you dumb sluts.
>>144219046
Would you calm your mantitties you massive manchild?
I play Lucio and Mercy the most but I'm not going to take a shit on anyone who isn't completely fucking the team. Play whatever you want, just make sure you don't cock it up and then share that cock with the rest of the team.
>>144219269
Whoa there!
Now hold on.
Easy.
>>144219842
Might just be a level 17 trying Genji for the first time.
>>144219673
It's never gonna get better than this.
>>144219294
>can't keep up with team or stay away from flankers as Mercy
bekommst gut kinder
>>144219774
I guess. He's too simple, though. This is like putting a mountain dew on the top of a list of "sweetest fruits."
>>144219798
I swear if someone doesn't fucking scan that book soon I'm gonna have to do it my goddamn self and I didn't even buy the collector's edition so I'll have to use ebay to get one.
>>144219901
now youre getting it!
>>144219907
a man of good taste i see
>>144219889
I think Winston was still growing up at that age, I mean look at their size difference now, even when you factor in the armor.
But yeah, he's a big guy.
>There are people who don't think Lucio is fun
I mean, to each his own but you're not playing him well if you think he just stands around.
>>144219901
ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO
>>144219961
what a qt edit
Devi or Goddess?
>>144219957
Well that's fine because Overwatch isn't a real FPS.
>>144219910Would you smooch a ghost?
>>144220040
>they don't know about that RMB
>they don't know about hidden wallsurfing
>they don't know when to switch tunes
let them stay ignorant
lucio has the highest skill ceiling
Reminder that you will never be this good at Tracer
>>144219889
He's like 7' tall.
>>144219603
I SEE A NIP!
>>144219941
I wish I could aim better. I've been playing too many melee range characters / Pharah to be any good with him, but I can't help but like him.
I was even one of the people who thought he was a cawadoody before I started playing him. Why is he so solid of a character?
>>144219957
Jesus christ could you be any more the underage eceleb nuthugging genji maining faggot stereotype?
>>144220073HECK YEAH
>>144219774
He's so edgy that he surpasses the chart and strays into parody and likeable territory instead.
>>144220116
No he really doesn't, you must be a huge shitter.
Post bara hog
>>144220058
>shoot from a first person pov
>not fps
Stay cucked supportslut
>>144214414
Junkrat
McREEEE
Red Bean
>it's another bastion on the payload with reinhardt episode
>>144220132
>three kills
>one on a guy standing still
I'm glad I'll never be that good at Tracer.
why is no one talking about the best girl and best blueberry??
>>144219294
>Not playing aggressive Lucio
Step it up senpai.
>>144214414
mercy
tracer, or the rare good winston who aims to do nothing but rape me
clit? does this count
>>144220191
roadhog is not for sexual, sorry
>>144220161
I'll keep getting those sick PotGs and friend requests while you hold left click for hours at a time wishing you could have any semblance of skill
Rate my OC
Would you play him?
>>144219668
Did you read the part where I said I only play supports when I have to? Because I feel like you didn't.
Am I a good Tracer?
>>144219269
Reminder I'll go McCree against you if you play Genji/Tracer
>>144220275
Best blueberry, reporting in.
>>144220275
best
>>144220286
Even an aggressive Lucio is fucking boring.
>dumb healbots not realizing their only purpose is to allow the damage dealers to shine
stay cucked, supports
>>144220275
What's there to say other than she's perfect and I love her skin color?
>>144220189
>only character with a proper movement skill that isn't on a cooldown
>slowest projectile in the game, meaning most difficult to lead
>not the highest skill ceiling
yeah, stick to your hanzo/genji/widow you fucking scrub
>>144219603
I just got promoted
Why are the post game cards so bad for Symmetra?
You can get gold eliminations and gold on-point eliminations, have huge uptime on your teleporter and a good amount of shield uptime but it ends up just saying "9 sentry eliminations" or some bullshit.
>>144220341
almost as good as >>144220132
>>144220193
I love my favorite FPS World of Warcraft
>>144218003
>So when are we getting some new content (maps, heroes) game is starting to feel stale.
same time we get competitive, it comes with a content update
>>144220073
Maybe if he asked me to. How would Reaper confess? More tsun, or forward...
Reminder this is McCrees canon penis stats.
>>144220341
Hey, zero deaths.
>when you would've won the game but you were the only one on the fucking point during their last push when they were 1.0m away
>as fucking widowmaker
there was an attempt
I'M GOING FOR THE TOBYSTEEL
>>144220301
jesus christ
>>144220357
Get out
Is every team made better with a junkrat?
>blue skin
>looks purple in most of the game
She only looked as blue as they claim in her short
>>144220275
>that ass
>her ult through walls
>destroys teams in the right hands
She's so perfect.
>>144220189
post your masteroverwatch noob
>>144220362
Thanks for admitting you're nothing without me.
H-How am I supposed to hit people with Zarya's particle cannon.
>>144220395
>idk how to play him he must have the highest skill ceiling :-(
Ok shitter.
>>144220275
She really is perfection
>>144220362
>mommy i postedd it again
>mommy please log back into reddit so i can get more frog pictures
Its literally impossible to counter a good pharah
shes unbeatable
especially if she has a mercy, she will carry the game
>>144219774
He's that kind of edgy, Reaper is cute
>>144219842
>dumb frog poster mad someone isn't carrying him
>>144219557
Thanks.
I like the concept of the awkward flirting, it seems to fit pretty well.
>>144220362
>have speed boost on since game hasn't started
>someone's spamming the x button and telling me to switch
People who don't realize moving faster = less hits taken are shitters to an obtuse degree.
You can just fucking sit there while I hit shift all I want.
>>144220301
>not using damage boost or pistol
I think I know why you think Mercy sucks.
>tfw playing as mei on offence
>the rest of the team playing offensive characters
>gold medal for eliminations
>>144220547
She's there for the draenei crowd.
All they need to do is put hooves on her and she'll be perfect for them.
>pick hero
>locked in
>chatting with team
>waiting for match to start
>you were removed due to inactivity
uhmmm?
My PC is a toaster from 2008. Is the console version worth getting or should I just upgrade my PC?
>>144220587
>i have no argument so i'll just call him bad
i think we're done here. lucio has the highest skill ceiling, deal with it.
i bet you have like 20 minutes with lucio lol
>>144219226
>zenyatta kills niggers as much as he heals
>lucio players heal you accidentally as they're skating around and knocking retards off cliffs
>mercys voluntarily cuck themselves out of doing anything than afk clicking on a teammate
yeah senpai idk why
Postem and rate.
https://masteroverwatch.com/profile/shared/dba648abb1fadfe9
>play of the game
>mcreee presses Q
>>144220275
I want to shove a baguette up her ass.
>Trying to cap 2nd point on Anubis vs. a bastion, dorf and junk rat
>they're sitting in the cap like shitters spamming bullets and rockets at anyone who shows they're faces
>check my ult
>Nurf dis xD straight into the cap
>Triple kill
>Push and cap
>"gg ez pz" in all chat like a typical d.va autist
>potg
>mfw
Landing great D.va ults gives mea hard-on
I don't care how bad she is she's definitely the most fun hero in this gamebuffs are going to make her fucking stupid
>>144218781
Why do autists keep making these
>>144220726
>lucio has the highest skill ceiling
No he doesn't.
>>144219491
It's not like I can't stop a McCree. It's that he's significantly harder to stop than any other character.
And I don't hate playing against widows at all. What I hate is how there's one on every one of my fucking teams who gets no kills, does nothing about the sentries and has no capacity to retreat for health after taking a bullet.
And I don't abuse broken characters because I'm not cancer.
>>144219729
It doesn't take a pro to see how many widow and reaper players there are out there who make absolutely no impact on the game.
>>144220678
PLAY THE GAME THEN RETARD
>>144220718
Yeah, it's good. It rarely takes more than 10 seconds to get into a game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vPDsgg9n40
Reminder that lucio has the highest skill ceiling.
>>144220747
>go behind enemy team on dorado
>press q
>receive quadkill and potg
Tracer is infuriating
>>144220607
It's the only type of flirting that would fit a serious doctor that hates fighting and a cyborg ninja that's just come to terms with the cyborg operation that said doctor gave him.What's happened to my life? I used to have dreams and hopes. Now I'm daydreaming about two fake characters shuffling around while they try to tell each other that the other one's cute and that they want toHOLD HANDS WITHone another.
>>144220747
that's not how you spell "any hero"
>>144220591
>ywn rub her feet while she reads a book
why y'all hate on mercy so much? she's WAAY better than lucio in many ways
WHY IS LUCIO SO FUCKING HARD TO HIT?
>>144219603
Thanks asshole, my daughter just saw this and now she's hitting on me.
>>144220965
WHY ARE YOU SO ANGRY
>>144220761
Because it's something to do. Why do people spam this thread with waifu and fetish shit like it's actually game related?
>>144219237
>>i should have higher than 50% winrate because I don't understand math
not him, but why should exceptional players have the exact same winrate as someone who is literally new to the FPS genre over the same amount of games played in a certain period of time?
i'm personally VERY bad at math so i feel like i'm missing something here. it just seems unfair to me and a lot of other people that there's a system in place to literally create losses or wins regardless of what you personally do by pairing you with a literal catalog of good and bad players
>>144220868
agreed, he is literally the only character with proper skill based movement
>Use hello emote before every match
>Get lots of hellos back sometimes
>Get none others
It feels so good to get the responses, plus people who do respond are probably not going to get butthurt about a game.
Remove Widow's current Ult
Replace it with a new one
"Magic Bullet"
Causes successful headshots to ricochet to up to 2 additional targets for 50%/25% damage.
>solo queue
>hero select
>see six man streamer premade
>leave
>>144220965
Manlet on wheels. I swear that hue hue mother fucker has 400 hp at times
>>144220965
You gotta believe
>>144220965
OH LET'S BREAK IT DOWN
>he's fast
>you're bad
that's it
>>144220325
stupidly op
>>144220945
because she's easily the most boring character in the game, both to play as and against.
>>144220745
https://masteroverwatch.com/profile/shared/651547341a7be5bd
>>144220936
Try getting one with D.Va, I dare you.
>click quick play
>instantly join game
When this happens hit cancel as quickly as you can because someone just left the game as they were about to lose
>>144220965
His hitbox is all kinds of fucked up for some reason, even hanzo arrows and pharah rockets seem to have problems with it.
So WHEN are they nerfing Mc "flashfanhammer" cree and Windowlicker?
>>144220325
>casual widow
Holy shit this is really cool i like this
>>144220432
Probably tsundere as fuck
>>144219078
>Blonde
>Medic
>Red Cross on suit
>She speaks german so she must be a Nazi
>>144221008
BECAUSE THIS NIGGER IS SUPER FUCKING SLIPPERY
>>144221065
Never have ideas again
>>144220786
You'd have to never use your ultimate to have no impact as Widowmaker. It's probably the most useful support skill in the entire game.
>>144220868
>tfw when i'm spiderman boyyyyyss
Is tfw a reddit meme now or is he one of us?
>>144220868
Holy shit, I take back what I said earlier. I guess I'll have to practice Lucio a bit, that shit is awesome.
>>144219842
under level 30 is still pretty new
>its a my team die outside of spawn for 3 minutes straight instead of running past the 2 enemies game
nice
>>144221197
That's been outside of 4chan for like 8 years
>>144220965
At least he's not fucking jerking his head like 76.
>>144221112
Woah partner, these waifus are in good hands, now that me, Jesse McCree is here to protect them.
>>144221197
It's a twitch meme. It's even a tumblr meme, now.
Welcome to 2014, grandpa. You're gonna really hate the next two years.
Any tips for Bastion besides jump deploying and rocket jumping?
>>144221037
I have a 52% winrate against easy bots. You have a 51% winrate against pro comp players and streamers. Even though we both played 1000 games, who is the better player?
Me obviously, because I have a 52% winrate. Git gud scrub learn 2 play, I'd be way higher if Blizz wasn't FORCING me to have around 50%.
>>144221058
>mu ultimate is charging
>my ultimate is charging!
>MY ultimate is charging
>>144221343
Here's a great tip for playing bastion:______________________dont_________________
>>144221112
what does this post have to do with that?>>144218881
>>144221305
>Implying i visit anywhere other than 4chan
How was i supposed to know?
>>144221319
Well i guess i am a bit far behind i only recently found out that pepe isn't a 4chan meme anymore.
Is there any reason to not instantly use your ult as widowmaker? Am I just being stupid in thinking you should just use it instantly?
My friend is trying to gift me the game but there is no "gift" option at battle.net.
What is the best workaround here? I can simply give him my login credentials but he's from the US (I'm from EU) so I'm not sure what currency will show up for him or if I'll be region locked.
>>144214414
Mercy
D.va or Roadhog
I hate beans
>>144220868
>I do this
>entire team focuses me
>torbjorn turret/bastion kills me instantly
Why do these "pro" players get away with such bullshit?
>>144220906
>everybody is hating on McREEEE and joining the "b-but we only want nerfs because he kills tanks too fast!!!!"
>lots of shitters suggesting to nerf his flashbang
>mfw once McREEE is nerfed Tracer will be the cancer we all deserve
>>144221449
Paypal.
>>144214414
Junkrat
Any tank. Can't play them very well.
Vanilla
>It's a "Escorting the payload with 7 minutes left AND we're at the final point but the team doesn't enter as a group and we lose" Episode
>>144221003
Underrated post of the day
>>144221208
damn dude, that's not even the craziest shit yuo can do. On some walls you can bhop off the wall and get insanely high.
>>144221449
It's called Paypal
>>144221421
That's a twitch/tumblr meme, too. I'm sorry you had to find out this way.
asswatch
>>144220868
>that 1 man ult
Yeah those two kills certainly are why you pick lucio and not a real hero killer.
>>144221457
>he hates beans
why are you here?
>>144214414
>Tracer
>Mei
>Reapertfw no bird to help me make coffee
>>144221559
t. Hanzo main
>>144214414
Junkrat
McREEEEEEE
beans
>>144221545
Whats up with the shitty lighting in a lot of SFM stuff?
>>144221536
Yea it sucks
>>144221482
Flashbang does need a slight nerf, you really shouldn't be able to throw it over Rein's shield to force him into putting it down.
Besides, full-stop stuns in an FPS game is supreme retardation. Should have been a blind.
>>144221545
literally edgy
>>144214414
Zarya
Tracer
Rice
So we all agree support players are objectively awful right? It only makes sense. If a player had any talent whatsoever why would they waste it on a boring talentless role?
NERF MCCREE HOLY SHIT
>Whoa there!
FUCK THAT NO-COOLDOWN 1000DMG FAN THE HAMMER
>Easy!
FUCK THAT INSTANT RELOAD
>Hold up!
I JUST HAD A GAME WHERE A LVL15 MCREE HAD 18 ELIMINATIONS WITH 18 FAN THE HAMMER ELIMINATIONS
FUCK THIS SHIT GAME
I'M MAD AS FUCK
>>144220434
where is that from?
Did Blizzard actually say there was a canon gay character or is it just >memes?
>got 2 POTGs as mercy today
>both of them involved a kill
I like iiiiit.
>>144218748
>get legendary for most played character as first skin
>someone only plays a few heroes and is surprised when they get skins for those they don't play
>b-but it's rigged!
It's rng not rigged you babby. Ofc if you only play 20% of heroes you're more likely to get skins for the other 80%.
>>144220868
Wrong video, right?
To the Symmetra's that give out 25 extra shields to this poor Zenyatta soul, you're wonderful.
It gives me just enough of a window to discord and slap my balls on those body shotting widow shitters.
>>144221782
>shitters got fragged 18 times
tracer is the lewdest
>>144221683
None of them are really focused on the lighting aspect of what they're doing.
>>144221748
I just found out about this when a McCree used it on me in my last game. That was some next level stuff.
I do think that there should be some sight/sound reduction into the flashbang instead of a full stun, like how they do it in CS.
>>144221715
why did they make torb walk lol?
When you get the hang of her, Lazer-Russian is pretty fun to play.
I have noticed I barely ever use the beam though because its pretty awful.
>>144221105
>34.3% of games one as mercy
jesus you're awful
>>144221803
if you dont think genji is gay as fuck with both parts down there then youre an idiot
>>144220965
small, quick and a tiny hitbox
>Low brackets still complaining about Bastion and Mei
Wonder how will they react once they face a good Widowmaker
>>144219603
THIS IS CONSIDERED CHILD PORN IN MY COUNTRY THANKS A LOT
>>144221902
T-Thanks
People who type out twitch emotes are as bad as people who greentext outside of 4chan
>Mei in your team and on the enemy team
It's like you have to deal with an extra enemy, remove this piece of shit already.
>>144221802
inkei
>>144214414
>Reaper/Tracer
>McCree/Widowmaker
>Vanilla
>>144221881
>sharing a cart with a manlet
>>144221873
Council estate slag
>>144221976
>not living in a free country
>>144221974
>Wonder how will they react once they face a good Widowmaker
they wont rage they will just quit the game
>>144222003
kappa pogchamp
>>144220718
I'm in a similar position so I got it for PS4. Lots of fun and like the other anon said matchmaking and the game as a whole runs so smooth.
>>144221976
It's considered child porn in most countries.
>>144221919
Isn't it Lucio?
why is blizzard's matchmaking so fucking awful at matching people
like did they write into the code to make as many stomps as possible
>>144220432
>"Get over here, kid. Let me show you how a real killer does it. Thats it. Hold it like this. Hmph...That blush on your cheeks is telling. Falling for a ghost, who would've thought."
>>144221991
Git gud even my winrate as zenyatta is better lmao.
>my team on attack
>defense team is 5 bastions and a genji
>easy until they all just camped the last point
it's like they took everything that made tf2 good and made it better, but forgot about the things that made tf2 great.
>>144221995
>Widowmaker
Kreygasm
>>144222105
who do you think is fucking and sucking genji's robogenitals?
>>144221782
The range is absurd, the stun is bullshit, and Fan the Hammer is just plain broken.
>>144222121
You're just shit m8
>>144221458
Because Torbjorn's and Bastions are easily countered in high level play so nobody picks them.
>>144222168
I play Mercy when I want to level up and not really do much.
Widowmaker
>Cannot fire until 100% charge
>Sniper rifle does flat damage: 100 to the body, 200 to the head
>It only affects teammates in an area around her, similar to Zenyatta but larger, making her much more preferable on defense rather than offense
Yah or no?
>>144220395
Hanzo, Genji, Soldier:76
Symmetra R click
>>144221838
Everything by design
>>144222246
stomping goes both way, idiot
>>144222105
Well those countries are retarded
Is there a way to choose game modes?
I fucking hate capture the area maps, I always lose them
Can I somehow ban them?
How do I play Genji without sucking balls? I've been practicing for 8 hours and I still find it hard to hit with his Shurikens and be anything more than a worse hit-and-runner than Tracer
Is he only good on certain maps or what?
>be me
>join game
>2 tobs 1 tracer 2 mcreeeeees
>pick lucio
>get crushed
>nobody changes hero
>k den
>continue to get crushed
>last few meters for the payload
>pick bastion
>sit in a corner and hold em off
>works like a charm
>die because of a metric assload of justice
>everybody still the same hero
>as soon as i'm dead the game is lost
people like this will kill this fucking game
>told I was useless in game
>game ends
>4 gold medals
are people blind?
Woah there
>TFW no 32 bit Overwatch client to play at work
>>144222252
Add me so i can call you a useless cunt like you are.
>>144222192
How Zen
>>144220758
>>144221891
>I have noticed I barely ever use the beam though because its pretty awful.
You need to learn that you are wrong. Max charge beam is a cocking not able to be delivered by any other hero.
>>144222274
By it, I mean her ultimate.
Fuck Blizzard for banning me TWICE.
I only cheated ONCE there was on reason to ban m after I paid your $40 tax for another copy of the game
>>144222334
>32 bit
get off the computer grandpa
>>144222130
>>144222456
DINDU NUFFIN
>>144222315
quit moving so much and progressively move faster as you get more accurate. accuracy is all about practice give it time
>>144222213
Well, if all these images I'm posting are any indication, I think Doctor Ziegler is.
>>144222298
They're also countries that don't like pedophiles, so there's that.
>>144222315
There's a lot of tips out there, but the main thing is to know when to use your reflect and how to use your spreadshot shuriken when you're right in someone's face to get a three-in-one headshot before using your dash to kill them.
>>144220591
>implying she'd ever read a book
>>144222456
>what is HWID ban
played yourself, cheating scum
>>144221891
Max charge laser is one of the highest DPS in the game.
>>144222274
>nerfing widowmaker
are you retarded?
>>144222357
Is this the healslut abuse I've been wanting all along?
>>144222456
They didn't ban you twice.
They hardware banned you once.
>>144222456
Get fucked cheater. Go be evil somewhere else.
why the fuck is there no "help" chatwheel option
i had to 1v1 a genji as widowmaker on hollywood A for 9 seconds and nobody noticed
that was the top objective time
>>144222456
GET
FUCKED
Nuclear Option is the only way to dissuade cheating. You cheat once, you get fucked for life.
>>144222456
>all these people banned keep getting banned
>keep spending more money not to play the game
You retard
>>144222456
get fucked
if only other devs gave out hardware bans too
>>144221065
>JETZT AUF! IM BERGEN UND KLÜFTEN, TOBT MORGEN DER FREUDIGE KRIEG!Still less OP than wallhacks:the ult
>>144222585
I need someone to take anger out can i add you? post battleid
Do these faggots think the only tank in the game is Reinhardt?
I play D.Va they ask for a tank and dont take advantage of the E
I play Roadhog and my team are never near me, ever, unless it's a Mercy healing me for no reason
I play Zarya and the team are literally confused as to what the fuck she does and constantly leave me in fights
>Pick Reinhard
>absolutely no one follows me to the objective
>die to the enemy team in a matter of seconds
>pick something else
>why is there no tank? someone pick tank! god damn why do we have no tank?
I just understand what kind of magic you guys use to make people follow you.
>>144221873
so true
How to change hardware ID?
>>144222456
Treat yourself to a new computer, cheater
I can't stand Widowmaker. Her rate of fire is too high and her bodyshots do too much damage.
There's no semblance of skill playing her. You don't need to headshot anyone but a tank, and they all have massive critboxes so it's a non-issue.
>>144219673
This is pretty fucking good
>>144222746
get a new computer
dumbfuck cheater
>lose on Hanamura Defense because retarded team can't hear two Winstons ulting behind them
>leave and requeue
>get put on Hanamura Attack
>Join game
>1 player chooses a hero.
>A different player chooses that hero.
>I instantly switch from the hero I'm locked into to the same hero as the other 2.
>At this point everyone else on the team will to the same hero.
This meme works like clockwork. I recommend you all give it a try.
>>144222456
LOL GET FUCKED LOLLLLLLLLL
>>144222746
there's this big folder called system32 that stores all your hardware drivers, delete it and you're good
>>144222617
Wait, Blizzard HWID bans? Fucking based.
>>144222746
Why do you need to cheat in a game that gives autoaim and wallhack for free
It's a new level of pathetic
>There are people in this thread right now who play zenyatta when your team needs a healer.
>>144222456
GG no re fgt
>tfw roadhog is no longer fun post-nerf
>>144214414
>Pharah
>McCree, Good Hanzos, or Aimbot 76
>Black Bean
Is it just me or torbjorn really good on offense?
I can secure ground with turrets and shitters rushing to death fuels me and I can armorpack to herd lone ranger shitters back to the point.
>>144222687
>Google translate can't make heads nor tails of this even though it's clearly german
Something about a joyful war.
>>144222456
HAHAHAHAHA
GET FUCKED
CHEATING SCUM
>>144222692
Sorry, I usually just play with my friends.
>>144222697
Do you use the in game commands to try and get them to group up? Do you make sure you're sticking to as many people as possible?
You're not just a tank, you're one half of the babysitting duo that is tank+healer. You have just as much responsibility to stick to the team as they do to hide behind your shield like bitches.
>>144222746
"Hardware ID" is vague as fuck. What do you mean?
>>144222902
Ok faggot don't get so defensive.
>>144222849
Fuck you, just be happy I'm not playing 76 or Roadhog.
>>144222323
I play on xbox, maybe 1 in 50 people use their mics. They are guaranteed to be the worst player you will see all day. They also bitch about how they got stuck with a shit team the entire time and never call out flanks or coordinate attacks.
>>144222456
Go be cancer somehwhere else
>>144222824
Did it with a group of friends, went five hours playing as a team of six of every character.
Won maybe half the games though.
I find myself loving a new character every day.
At first I liked Roadhog during the open beta, then 76 during the end and the start of the game, but then I liked Junkrat, then Zarya, then Reinhardt, then Reaper, then Zenyatta.
I do think I peaked liking characters at Zenyatta, though.
>>144221976
> No character in OW is underage
I am now legitimately curious as to what it was.
Was any of the kids from the cinematics?
>>144222849
Zenyatta when played right can be a beast.
That said, he IS better at being a support to a second Healer.
>>144222842
>>144222617
>HWID bans
Why can't Valve do this shit? Damn, Blizzard is based
>>144222824
Yesterday I played with a team of 6
>Winstons
>Meis
>Roadhogs
>Junkrats
By doing that. Almost won attack on the Russia map with the Mei team, too.
>>144222456
>>144223058
Doing it with friends isn't memeing sorry. Only instigating it in pubs.
>>144222697
Spam the group up command. It only works maybe 10% of the time but when it does it's nice.
When it doesn't it's annoying though.>Hanamura B attack
>sitting in that room to the bottom by the point with a Junkrat as Rein
>both our ults are charged and we're ready to push
>keep spamming group up command
>rest of our team continues getting picked off by their widowmaker, doesn't group up at all
>mfw
>>144223105
Too busy collecting revenue from 10 purchases of CSGO per shitter's account
>>144221995
(you)
It was 76 fucking that girl from his short.
It was cropped to only show shoulders up
>>144222582
What version of Overwatch are you playing that has a fair and balanced WM, and where can I get a copy?
>>144222746
Literally why the FUCK would you cheat in such a casual game that actually implants aimbots and wallhacks into its gameplay?
>>144223065
Hey, I'm not the one who cheated. I don't see why people are cheating in this game.
ITS A NO SUPPORT BUT A SOLDIER 76 WHO DOESN'T HEAL HIS FUCKING TEAMMATES EPISODE
So does the permaban just cover your mac and ip? Or do the Blizzard wizards cast an even greater banishment spell?
>>144222557
what exactly do they ban when they hardware ban? your mobo? how do they do that
>>144222958
S-Sorry
>>144222849
>Implying Zen doesn't apply decent single target heals while also having the ability to weaken crucial enemy heroes to supplement said heals, all while doing the most damage out of the supports
All he needs is a health buff famicom and he's top tier, git gud
>It was at that moment he realized his 45 seconds of Winston 1v6 were useless because his team wasn't doing anything
>>144222552
maybe it's the kamasutra
>>144223293
>>144223096
Woops.
Oh and there was a nipple.
Official Gay Agenda™ husbando tier list:
God Tier: Rein + McCree
Still Good Tier: Genji + Reaper
Cute Friend but No Tier: Winston + Zenyatta + Roadhog + Lúcio
I'd have to be incredibly intoxicated but even then tier: Hanzo, Torb, Lucio, 76, Junkrat
It's a Robot but why not: Bastion
>>144223450
You can stop replying now.
>>144222923
:#) o my
>that faggot who spams "EL OH EL" on killcam every time he kills something with D.va
>lose game because it's constantly 3v6 because people keep leaving
Nice matchmaking
Are there actually people in this thread who have to cheat just to win? Are there actually people in this thread who are banned from cheating in this game and have just wasted 40 bucks?
I mean, in the grand scheme of things, 40 dollars is nothing, but why would you waste that money to begin with?
>>144222886
It's from an Opera called Der Freischütz, based on an old German Legend about a hunter who buys 7 Magic Bullets from the Devil that can hit absolutely whatever he wants when firedThe price is that the Devil has control of the final bullet and kills his wife then takes his soul to hell
So basicallyhe gets banned for using an aimbot
>>144223504
Wow I'm not gay but even I can tell you have terrible gay tastes.
>>144223370
They're banning your copy of windows. You'd need to upgrade something on your PC and then reinstall a fresh copy of windows with a new product code.
Jesse McCree!
If Jesse McCree did porn do you think he'd enjoy it? I was watching some videos of Asians getting groped and since asians are inhuman you can't really tell if they're enjoying it or not.
I don't think he would. He seems like the kind of guy who likes to keep his lovemaking private. He probably even calls it lovemaking, and calls you darling and cuddles afterwards.
He might enjoy getting groped in public though, but he night blush and halfheartedly push your hands away after the first try. But then he'd probably block your game with his large, muscular form and act like fees simply hugging you so that you can work your magic below the BAMF belt.
You know who always wants to get banged in public? Tracer. Fucking exhibitionist slut
>>144222298
>USA UK Australia NZ most EU countries and more besides are retarded
sure thing buddyI agree, drawing a picture shouldn't be illegal under any circumstances
>>144223523
S-shut up, noob!
>>144219078
>Mercy
>German
She's Swiss, Idiot.
>>144223576
>lose game because it's constantly 3v6 because half my team picked genji
>>144223523
S-Sorry
>>144223572
>Tfw spam
>rocket jump? That sounds dangerous every time i come near an enemy
>>144219603
source?
>>144223504
Soldier 76 is quality husband material
>>144223572winkyface
>>144223605
Pretty sure drawn kid porn is legal in the us unless you used actual child porn references.
>>144222883
There were a couple Torbjorns on KOTH that absolutely fucked with us. The moment they take the point and planted their turret in an inconvenient place, we were fucked.
You'd think it'd be easy, but then molten core happens.
>>144223504
>Australian Elder God Tier
Roadhog x Junkrat
>>144223623
>implying they weren't in on it
Never trust a Sweed.
>>144223623
literally the same
just like austria
>>144221091
How so? He doesn't have very much in the way of damage. he's an ambush character, once he's in a fight he wouldn't have many options.
>>144222824
It really does. Had a team of zenyattas, winstons, and torbs that way
It's so fucking fun
>>144223612
Faggot
>>144223679
You're also a faggot stop replying, or suck my dick, those are your only options.
>Try to sneak up on a widowmaker as widow/tracer
>Manage to skillfully dodge the enemy team, flank completely, climb up the building she's on
>Dodge the venom mine she's put somewhere without setting it off
>Finally, there she is, only 10m away!
>She turns around and kills me in one hit from 10m away because she heard me
Why is this allowed? Why aren't footsteps silent muffled while she's scoped in?
>>144223453
I would rather have turbonigger or healslut. If either is already in the comp than it's whatever.
>These players are cheating or have recently cheated and they have been caught, and blizzard is doing fuck all
https://watcher.gg/profile/pc/us/Surefour%232559
https://watcher.gg/profile/pc/us/Taimou%232526
>People like these will continue to cheat forever because blizzard either can't detect the cheat or is afraid to ban because of bad publicity and drama
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFJfirnuBEg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1d04Q4XO30
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CX-AepyRFU
>>144220760
Why are D.Va players always so proud of killing someone with their ult?
You're literally bragging about killing someone who was too stupid to get out of the way or just too new to know what her ult does.
>>144223746
Yeah drawn, painted or written is legal
>>144223572
>mfw I plan on spamming the tapdance emote on my next Torbjorn Play of the Turret
>>144223601
>Asians are inhuman
Wow McCree poster... I used to think you were cool.
>>144221492
>it's a trying to play mercy, we're winning but my reinhardt keeps boosting into the enemy team and dying match
Three triple rezzes and a POTG res on the payload later, we won.
>>144223576
>>144223674
Could have been worse.
>>144222849
>needing a healer when you have Symmetra and Torb on the same team
>>144219046
hello Hanzo mainer
>>144222456
you deserve to be banned from every fucking game in the world
get fucked holy shit
Can I turn off these annoying tips somewhere
>>144220325
>rate my pedo fantasy
>>144223504
Only the first tier on this is correct and it's missing best dad.
>>144222923
>You are now aware that Mercy installed software in Genji's cybernetic prostetics while reviving him to give her full control over his body
Do you think she prefers "Mistress" or "My Lady"?
>these games
>>144223572
>mfw I spam "Why are you so angry?" when I knock people off to their deaths as Lucio
>>144223746
depending on the state it's not, although I can't be sure
however I do know that you can't shoot porn starring flat chested actresses in Australia regardless of the age of the actress, so anything's possible
>>144220475
A GONE POGOSTICKY
>>144222923
>stick to the junkrat, or the tracer, or the geji, or the phara or any other character with vertical mobility that goes on a loco murdering spree trying to win by themselves
ok sure buddy, it was my fault for not flying with reinhardt and climbing walls or magically crossing their defenses to follow my team of lone wolf heroes.
>Mercy's damage boost removed
What fun ability replaces it?
>>144222456
ahahahahaha lick my fucking balls
>>144222456
>tfw starting to believe the forced 50/50 meme
>Hanzo has average 11% accuracy as Hanzo
Fucking kill me.
>>144223601
>You will never get healed out of your mind by Mercy and 76
I give so much when I play them but I never get any when I tank!
>Bastion camping in a corner with Reindhardt
>can't be assed to fire bombs until I take the shield down
>Run at them and die under their feet, kill bastion and reindhardt with matrydom
Junkrat is my fucking hero
>>144224051
>not spamming "lol" every time someone gets killed while trying to ult
>>144224095
>looking up teammates on stat sites instead of trying to win
Whatever his accuracy you're the bigger shitter
>>144224137
Tanks shouldn't be getting healed you fucking numpty. That's why.
>>144214414
winston
junkrat
pinto bean
>>144224049
The matchmaking is all over the fucking place as of late, so I can only assume it's leveling out or something. Originally teams would be either even levels or include a level 5 outlier among the group, but now every game I've been in has been mixed with ever level you can think of.
>>144222635
because
Help!
I need Help!
Help Me!
Help!
Help!
Help!
I need Help!
Help!
Help Me!
Help Me!
Help!
I need Help!
Help!
inb4 the system thinks this post in spam
>>144223916
How do you know they cheated?
>>144222902
Then we can become friends, pal.
>>144224041
That depends on if she wants to be gentle or rough, that day.
>>144224061
I'm not saying it's perfect or it's your fault that you have dumb teammates, but I am saying you should try to communicate to them more.
The aggressive Genji / Mercy shipping in this thread is awful.
>>144224095
i randomly shoot shit in pregame and on the walk back after dying
like pinatas on dorado
>>144224090
it
isn't
a
fucking
meme
When is the next batch of skins coming out?
Will they be in loot boxes?
Should I save some of my loot boxes so I can open like 10 of them for these said next new skins?
I don't really feel the need to compulsively open them anymore.
>>144214414
>Reaper
>Hanzo
>Whatever
>>144223504
>Genji + Reaper
I've been seeing alot of this and I have to say most of it has been cute as fuck
>Team goes full Genji for some gimmick
>Expects me to "support"
LOL NO Thanks for the Widowmaker practice I wanted to do
>>144223959
point me towards some good and help me change my mind so I can change yours!
Is being a really good Junkrat so euphoric or what? Being able to differentiate yourself from the shitters with such a hero is absolutely amazing, and a great feeling. always worth using on any map, any side, any team
>>144214414
Zarya
Zarya
Black
>>144224214
LEVEL IS NOT A REFLECTION OF SKILL
YOU CAN BE LEVEL 1000 AND BE SHIT
AND THERE WILL BE PEOPLE WHO ARE SHIT AT LEVEL 1000
>>144224285
>loot boxes
>rolling the loot the second you open them
And new skins will most likely have their own boxes.
>>144224196
But I'm Zarya! I need the heals so I can get the charge! I'll use my bubble shield on you!
Who is the proper person to ship Mercy with?
>>144224314
I want Reaper to loom over and bully me...
>>144224324
>tumblr filename
>LOL
be my gf
>>144223504
and here i thought homos were supposed to have good taste
Bedouin Nomad or Genji Nomad and why
>>144224392
Nobody
>>144224347
>Dr. Ziegler, I'm BAMF
Every time
>>144223680
>>144223735
>>144223938
>>144224051How barbaric.
>>144224392
No one, she is single forever
Is D.va just a shit Winston?
>>144224392
Don't ship.
It's tumblr tier
>>144224173
Huh, I should really consider Junkrat kamikaze as a legitimate Reinhardt + Bastion clearing strategy.
>>144224392
Dad
>get to level 30+
>start getting matched with people who actually know how to play
>mfw those junkrats that land constant direct hits with grenades and destroy everything
>>144224471
well winston is shit too so i guess they are both the shitty tanks like symmetra and zenyatta are the shitty supports
>>144224392
Cock.
They really need to start giving people timeouts for leaving a game right before they're going to lose. I think about half my games I get put in are 10 seconds from a loss.
>>144224268
are you implying that forced 50 is real, or that it's not real? Iabsolutelycan't tell
Is it worth buying Mercy's highlight intros since you'll never get POTG
>Play with a bunch of russians
>They play like shit and don't speak english at all
>don't counter things on their own but switch to what i tell them to switch to
>Win most games
>keep getting friend requests from random russians who want to party up with me
>Play with a bunch of english speaking EU fucks
>They play like shit
>Don't counter things on their own and don't listen to me telling them to swap while they go 3 tanks
>"main" dipshit characters like D.va or genji even if the entire enemy team counters them
>Haven't won a match with them yet.
Am i in bizarro world?
>>144224471
Like an inverse Winston with no niche
>Playing mercy
>Hold left click
>Occasionally use my ult
>Play of the game is me pressing shift and R then holding left click over random people
>"You like healing the big strong tanks don't you mercy :3"
Why can fags never leave healing alone
>>144224392
76
>>144224425
Get fucking beheaded you dumb kike
>>144224324
>not picking lucio and making the enemy team deal with 5 boosted genjis
It's like you hate fun.
>>144224392
>>144224503
Shipping is older than the internet.
>>144224392
Soldier
>>144224225
Look at Taimlock v2. His aimbot malfunctions since it doesnt know the hero is invulnerable at the moment and he tries to move the mouse away several times whillst it flicks back to the head hitbox.
>>144223916
I think Blizzard wants them to get caught by their own anticheat. Also the 'news' would generate some articles on e-sport websites, giving overwatch a huge signalboost.
The hacker crackdown literally began 1-2 days ago.
>>144224137
>You will never get healed out of your mind by Mercy and 76after they destroy your ass with their huge cocks
>>144224471
She's much tankier than winston and does more damage if you headshot. The only argument you could make for monkey being better is his ult, DVA's is kind of worthless. Even the baddies I play against manage to not die to it.
>>144224591
I only like the battle angel one, but I got in a box the one where she like reses
>tfw you play genji and harrass the enemy team and mei blocks your escape route as you're about to get out
Fuck Mei
>>144224589
Cybergoth Zarya
>>144224436
aw shit i mean Bedouin Genji or Nomad Genji
>>144224503
>2070
>doesn't have a tumblr
>MFW someone uses those stink punk tracer skins\Most triggering skin for me in this game holy shit why did they think that was a good idea to add?
>>144224589
Winkyface
>>144224225
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFJfirnuBEg
>>144224471
She's a shit Reinhardt/Winston combo. Her range and damage is worse than just Reinhardt swinging his hammer.
>>144224589
Rolling for Aribe!
>When you have one of your best games of all time but the rest of your team is useless and the best player on their team is your hard counter
I feel dead inside.
>>144219269
I only played in the beta but all I played was widow <3
>>144224471
Yes. Winston can shoot while moving regularly, while leaping, or while defending himself with the bubble shield.
He even has his leap on the same short cooldown, and it's just as good as the boost, sometimes even better, because you can look around freely as you fly.
>>144224471
No. Winston has a shield that crumples faster, while D.Va's a popular pick for people who die a lot. Winston harasses WMs, Hanzos, and Pharahs who are perching; D.Va tries to harass the enemy team by flanking.
>>144224589
Buy Rescue Mei.
>>144224591
I've gotten at least 4 that I have saved locally, time your Rez better. I'm looking to buy the resurrection highlight after the cobalt skin.
>>144224589
All the sprays you can.
>>144224589
cybergoth zarya
enjoy the worst skin of the game
>>144224635
Threaten to shove glass rod down their urethra and stomp it.
>>144224589
NEVERMORE
>>144224591
If you're not getting mercy potg's you're probably healing too much. Try to keep everybody fairly low so they can all die from one big splash damage like a pharah rocket or bast/junk/tracer ult, then get a 4-5 man res and it's instant potg
>>144224589
one of widowmaker's aristocrat-looking skins
>>144224589
young hanzo
>>144224589
All the sprays.
>>144224649
Nah I don't support gimmicky faggots. They don't deserve the win
>>144224268
Find me a source. Please, a written document from someone on the Blizzard team that says this is a phenomenon
>tfw get nothing but shitty sprays I'll never ever use and the occasional emote in my crates
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>144224573
the only real mercy ship
mercy doesn't love anyone, she just loves getting fucked
>>144224589
firefighter mei
>>144224589
Vishkar
>>144224589
Buy goth Zarya
>>144224589
the noose spray for mcree and the sitting pretty pose for torbjorn
>>144224589
Mechaqueen Pharah, aka Pharah Gundam
>>144224591
>you'll never get POTG
Git gud. One Q at the right moment and you can get your POTG just like any other character.
>Is it worth buying Mercy's highlight intros
No, they're all garbage.
>>144224865
>I hate fun, the post
I've won with all zenyattas before, why are you bad?
>>144224589
As many sprays as possible.
What is everyone's most played class?
>5th game where I get stomped
>5th game where my eliminations get golden medal
>Got golden medal for eliminations as Mercy with a grand total of 2 (two) earlier
What the fuck is this shit.
>>144224392
cat lady
>>144224589
Either of the Hot Topic skins for Tracer
>>144224589
El Blanco
>>144224589
Huntress
>>144224471
pretty much, except her ult can dismantle entrenched positions for a push.
>>144224983
>class
>>144224589
CYBERGOTH ZARYA
>>144224589
legendary of your choice for symmetra
What teammate do you hate the most in this game?
I hate getting Soldier 76 who doesn't use his heal to heal teammates when there's no healer.
>KOTH
>teammate keeps shit talking our team, mostly me despite doing mighty fine as kraut engineering
>had enough
>switch to Mei and follow him around, blocking all doors he wants to go through
>block respawn door the moment he respawns
>he goes full winston in chat all capsing how he's gonna report me and what not
who else D E V I L I S H?
>>144225067
Fuck
>>144225087
Hanzo.
>>144221782
>>144222242
Nothing wrong with Fan the Hammer or his Flash Bang, but it's that he has both. In tandem he can halt you and instantly deal max damage with anything north of shit-tier reflexes. If he didn't have the flash-bang he'd have to hit you with all 6 shots. Still very possible at those ranges, but he'd still have to actually aim/track, and the odds of getting even one head shot go way down. If he just had a flash bang that let him roll away from you it wouldn't even be a big deal bc his primary could do like two shots at most; now a head shot from him still deals a ton of damage, but it won't kill most unless he managed to get two head shots.
The best thing they could do is just take away his flash bang all together, or at least put a 6 second cool down on fan the hammer if they're not willing to change kits. If it were up to me I'd reduce the cd on his roll to 5 seconds and take away his flash bang, maybe even increase his head-shot damage bonus ever so slightly, but add nothing. You wanna be a hot-shot cowboy? Aim There's no reason a character has to have an E. Then High-Noon is your reward for learning how to aim, not stun+spamming once and running away until your E resets, which is what like 80% of McCrees seem to do.
>>144223307
Try not standing still when you know the enemy has a sniper.
Am I the only one whose matches are becoming more and more imbalanced? It's either us winning by a lot or them, no close matches anymore.
>>144225067
>>144225067
Holy fuck, he fucked up.
>>144224701
>>144224815
>>144224701
>implying Industrial isn't the worse color
>>144224983
Mercy and Junkrat, same time, other characters has <10% of the time of either.
>>144225067
>>144224589
you knew it was going to be this way, you asked anyway
>Everyone on the enemy team is 40+
>Everyone on my team is 15-25
I'm going to lose this game, aren't I?
>>144225087
>when there's no healer
This shouldn't be a thing
>>144225136
Thanks, I'll do that.
>>144225067
Time to deliver
>>144225067
IT'S ALL OVER
>not thinking Earth is Zenyetta's best skin
>>144225175
Fan can't headshot. It's just straight up 420 damage if all shots land.
calling it "forced 50" may be a bit inaccurate, but in practice that's what ends up happening. if you are always being paired with players that are at the same skill level as you, then you're going to win about 50% of the time. the system doesn't try to force 50%, but it DOES try to match you with players of equal or similar skill, so most players' win rate will naturally skew towards 50% over time if the matchmaking is working as intended
This game is utterly unfun because Mcree is ludicrously uncounterable.
He literally destroys anyone who isn't a Widowmaker on the other side of the map.
I'm dropping this turd until it gets fixed.
>>144225087
that guy who plays genji
that guy who plays hanzo
that guy who plays symmetra
>quick match
>NORMIESSLAYER (or some dumb shit like that)
>call him on being a faggot with that nick in a playful way
>he misinterpret thinking i'm raging at him and get mad for no reason
>he played fucking Reaper during all match
I know you're here, you retarded cuck. You're garbage and have no game sense, now go cry about muh chad thundercuck.
>>144225067
I GOT IT AND HE DELETED IT
>>144225215
That's what you get for having a decent winrate :^)
>>144219889
PRECISION
GERMAN
ENGINEERING
>>144224398
Hi Jack.
>>144214414
>mccree or lucio
>mei
>baked
>>144219046
this post and every reply is autism
>>144214414
Zarya
McCree
Black Turtle Bean
mercy is a whore
>>144224983
Reinhardt supremacy.
>>144225305
>>144224589
What a faggot, why even bother with gets if you're not going to follow through
>>144225265
I like water but those 4 are tops
shame there's no fire one though
>>144224685
Is she really tankier than Winston? She's a really easy target, even more so when she shoots her tickle guns, and the massive critzone counteracts her armor...which is only good against certain heroes anyway
>>144225305
Nah roll posts are not allowed outside of /b/ getting deleted everytime
>>144225425
delet this
Have people finally realized how cancerous Zarya and Zenyatta are? I've seen at least one, if not two, in every game today and it's miserable. Although it might just be all you videogame hipster fucks who flock to whatever you think is the least popular so you can pretend to be a special snowflake.
>>144225285
smell ya later
>>144225265
>Not picking Ascendant and transforming into your 100% form
>>144225087
Hanzo/Genji/D.Va mainers with weeb btags, who suck in the game on top of that.
>>144225067
>>144224073
Vampiric staff that steals health from an enemy. Right clicking on an ally dumps that health onto them.
>>144225451
They were never going to follow through, it's just free (You)s and shitposting
>Watching 2 Reinhardts flail their hammers at each other
>>144224729
It looks shady but it could just be a glitch from spectator mode involving packet loss. Not definitive proof.
Do any of you have ideas or concepts for skins you'd like to see?
>>144224709
I prefer Bedouin because I like popping, gaudy colors when it comes to the middle eastern aesthetic
Nomad is much more popular and subtle, but too bland in my opinion. It's the 'privledged noble' compared to Bedouin's 'wandering weathered adventurer'. I almost feel the names should be reversed.
>>144225067
S A V A G E
How do I be good with Genji like Seagull
>>144225465
Most of her HP is armor, which reduces damage from bullets and pellets by 5 each.
>get a legendary
>it's twirling in the air, you are filled with hope
>it drops
>it's for a character you never play
>yfw
>>144225467
Well in that case he better fucking deliver
>>144225590
>both ADAD stutter stepping like it does something
kek
>>144225469
pic related, mercy's only joy in life
>Someone on my team always picks support
>Someone on my team always picks a tank
>team comp is always well rounded and I can pick whatever I want
>Been getting invited to groups by randoms and doing well with them
This game is so much fun
>>144225425
You c-can't prove that!
which mercy skin is the best
>>144225273
But that means my epeen looks the same size as everyone else's! I definitely deserve a bigger epeen.
>>144225601
i'd like an Angel Eyes skin for Reaper, he already has that 1 skin out of his normal outfit so he has the right skin color and facial structure for it.
then Junkrat needs a Tuco skin.
>>144224849
>tfw res 3 people and get a kill afterwards
>enemy mercy resurrects 2 people and 2 of them die while genji gets away
>that was POTG
>>144225601
Minty green colored Mercy, similar to cobalt's so the wings change too.
http://uk.ign.com/articles/2016/06/01/overwatch-tweaks-coming-for-mccree-dva-and-reaper
A new IGN article gathers Overwatch dev posts together to talk about upcoming changes. the headline had me scared of Reaper nerfs, but luckily (for me, not my foes), that particular change is innocuous.
tl;dr for folk:
- Incoming McCree nerf will hit “Fan the Hammer” and not effect flash grenade
- Incoming D.Va buff will not be a straight damage buff. Goal is to make her a better tank, not better at killing.
- Reaper teleportation effect will be blue for friendly Reapers, so you know if the Reaper teleporting in next to you is friendly or needs to be shot down.
- Eventually going to be able to save and share Highlights.
- “Play of the Game” feature going to be undergoing tweaks and improvements because computers can’t calculate coolness and need help learning what’s worth featuring.
>team runs ahead of the tank
Get back here you knuckleheads
>>144224983
healers and tanks
>play of the game
>it's Widowmaker ulting and shooting 9 shots in quick succession to kill three people with bodyshots
>>144225305
>>144225592
How about the vid from his own PoV then?
https://youtu.be/A1kkSZYIlTg?t=675
>>144225273
except it seems to match me against players either massive above or below my and my teams skill so it ends up being a stomp one way or the other
>>144225136
>teammate keeps shit talking our team
Had one of these a couple games ago. MFW he was a Mcree/Genji main.
>It's a "somebody seriously tries to defend McCree and say he isn't overpowered while playing McCree mid-match" episode
Even his own team called him retarded.
>Solo
>main Roadhog but get my shit kicked in at times
>Get tired of getting killed
>Start switching heroes to counter
>Win
>Win
>Win
>Win
>Win
>mfw
They weren't kidding when they said Mainers were cancer. It feels great to actually contribute to the team and attempt to carry pubs
>>144225273
So 'forced 50' is just a meme for shitters who can't improve on their play and have stagnated in MMR?
Even a slight improvement in your play theoretically boosts your MMR. Getting 20-30 CS on average more in dota/league is enough to give you a significant boost, why should this game be any different?
>>144225651
>tfw 6'1"
>just below 6'2" masterrace
Fellow manlets?
>>144225726
Amber is damn good for 250.
All her legendaries are pretty top tier, its just your preference
>>144225726
imp
>>144225601
Coming soon
>>144225852
>tfw people under 7'2 talk to me
fucking manlets, when will they learn
>>144225660
Why aren't you playing all the characters? You really should be playing all the characters.
>MFW stealing POTG from a Bastion
>>144225590
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xb-ZR9DMEcY
When that shit goes down
>>144225136
>torb in koth
you deserved it
>>144225682
I know this feel.
It is a good feel.
>>144225869
I wonder how many times Torbjörn made her come
>>144225746
>- Incoming D.Va buff will not be a straight damage buff. Goal is to make her a better tank, not better at killing.
why did this take so long? people have been saying this needed to happen since the test just before the OB.
>>144214414
D.Va
Widowmaker
Real Human Bean
>>144225273
inb4 someone brings up getting added to losing games before you can even spawn
>>144225273
I have had a handful of matches I would consider well balanced and fun. The vast majority of matches I have had either has me stomping or being stomped.
This is why it's called forced 50. It's not a natural peak in skill level, it's you being lumped with/against retards in order to even out your W/L and boost the score of some fucker who just lost.
>can't even hit Winston as Reaper
God how do I get better at aiming
A sensitivity that lets me track people at medium range with Soldier fucks me over as Reaper
>>144225889
>tfw people under 8'6 talk to me
>>144225682
Is it opposite day?
I wish I could be a healslut but I'm bad at the game and get caught out of position too often to play Mercy, I have to play a damage dealer that can 1v1 like Pharah, McCree, Reaper, etc
Literally how are any of youthat aren't playing Mcreehaving fun when a Mcree is on the enemy team?
>>144225590
>me and enemy Rein always go on our own brawl when we meet while the rest of the team does their thing
Kek, stupid fun.
>>144225672
>not ADing for the small chance of making the other enemies miss their shots/projectiles or simply avoid giving them free headshots.
https://www.strawpoll.me/10380555
Is Mercy a whore?
>It's an "our widow can't kill their fucking hanzo and won't switch off" episode
>>144225827
>Solo
>Main Roadhog
>3-4 gold every match
>60% winrate
>Try other heroes
>Fail like the fat fucking baby I am
Kill me
>>144225987
Keep messing with your sens and you'll never improve since your muscle memory will be fucked
POST QT SHIPPING ART
>Never understood why people bitched about bad Genji's on their team since I have seen Genji being used maybe once out of every 10 games
>Solo queue for the first time ever today (normally play in 6-man premades)
>Half the games have at least one Godawful Genji who spams his deflect as if I'm going to shoot him even though it didn't work the first five times.
I am almost certain that premades are paired with other premades now.
>>144214414
Pharah
Mei
Coffee
>>144225987
you can set sensitivity and binds per character in the options, there's a dropdown in the upper right
>>144225652
I'm aware of that. Read my post again, it lists the reasons why I think it doesn't make such a difference
I played less D.va I'll admit but I'm constantly getting my shit blown up, whereas with Winston I can get away with some balls-deep moves.
>>144225590
I always lose because I lose track of the other guy
>>144225987
Can't you have sensitivity per character? There are sites online to improve aiming like
http://aim400kg.com/
>>144225908
>mfw a Mercy steals my PotG
>>144225285
I didn't need yer help, you know
>>144225989
>144225989
>people under 20'9 are in my presence
FUCKING MANLETS WHY DO THEY THINK THEY HAVE THE RIGHT TO DO THIS
>>144226050
You gotta practice man, I rather take a player that is good with multiple heroes then one
Best reinhardt skin?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10380566
>>144225601
90's Lucio
>typical washed out tie dye shirt with rad sunglasses and tubular leather jjacket
>boom box-style gear, Walkman attached to his wrist-thing
>switches his music up to grunge or pop-punk depending on song
>>144226017
I play mei, so i'm always having funat literally everyone else's expense
>>144225825
Most people who main McCree won't try to argue that he's not OP.
Where the argument should come from isn't where it does though, and most of the McCree nerfs called for are for shitters by shitters.
If they remove the bang completely, it will not hurt McCree in the slightest.
>>144226079
GIVE ME THE WIDOWMAKERVAGINALSEX IN THEMISSIONARY POSITIONWITH THELIGHTS OFF
>Every guy i've seen rage in chat is a McRee.
pottery
>>144224392
Best D Va skin?
>chasing a Mercy together with a Genji
>bitch guns us down like dogs
I'm quitting Tracer forever.
>>144225601
Blackwatch mccreeall of his skins but the default are shit
Young Reinhardt
Aight how the fuck do I do the other voice lines like I NEED ARMOR or COME HELP ME CAPTURE or whatever, C doesn't bring up anything extra.
Things you wish were possible in the game?
I wish reinhardt could charge D.Va's ult and force it to go backwards.
>>144226152
>people under 50'3 even live in the same area as me
Fucking regular sized buildings when will they learn
>>144225601
Bikini summer theme skins
Maybe Halloween skins too but that shits not fun to look at all year round.
>People getting mad over Widow and Mcreee
>Don't really mind either of them, they can be dealt with
>Meanwhile every game with a Tracer player has been nothing but pure misery
This bitch will drag the entire team and turn them around to die as free kills and get away with it because you need to have top tier aim to track and kill her.
>>144226157
>No Paragon or Bundeswehr
>>144224025
Would you prefer another waifubait or macho man character?
Sorry for trying to add variety.
>>144226268
>Go and meet up with guy
>He can't even crush this puny planet with a wave of his hand
i mean like did they just not hit puberty or?
>>144219035
>interracial yuri
Absolutely fucking disgusting.
>>144225930
>yfw torb fashions home made pneumatic fuck machines and vibrators
>>144226243
B.va
>>144226079
roll
>>144226249
At first glance it looked like he was wearing a skirt, I know those are just pants though
>>144225838
If you are consistently playing better than your peers, you'll eventually be matched against similarly higher skilled people and your win rate will slide back toward 50%.
HOW DO WE BALANCE MCCREE
FUCK THIS HERO
>>144226261
it's contextual
if you say "understood" while looking at the objective icon it says "x wants to capture/defend the objective"
if you say "need healing" while looking at a tobjorn you say "need armor" instead
>>144225726
I like default best
STOP POSTING FUCKING CROPPED PICTURES OF MERCY'S FUCKING FACE
JESUS CHRIST
>Open a lootbox, it has a legendary skin.
>Already own it.
Why.
>>144225678
>>144225425
>>144225908
>Dumb healslut cucks my POTG
>Her POTG has me taunting on kinda the corner of the screen after a triple pulse bomb kill
I'm starting to get into the point where Mercy gets quite a bunch of POTGs.
>>144226261
Go to your keybindings and look under Communication you animal
shit all these comics
>>144226280
Well Mcree has that stun which makes him a great squishybuster.
He also has fan the hammer, which makes him an unstoppable tank buster for when they stop playing Tracer.
>shitters whining for balance that are going to lose no matter how much they castrate the game for them
>>144226153
Playing against high MMR players when you are a one-trick pony feels terrible. I would love a way to reset my MMR
>>144226383
Alright cool, thanks boss.
>>144226125
These are way too fucking hard, jesus
its like the only way to win is going in a autist 6 stack because everyones fucking stupid
>>144225726
Cobalt
>Run round a corner as Pharah
>Oh fug a roadhog
>Boost
>Hooked
>Knockback but still end up dying
>Killcam shows me never leaving the ground, despite reaching the apex of the boost height
SO FUCKING SICK OF THIS SHIT
Half of every death is this or some fucking Hanzo hitting my foot for 200 damage while aiming at somone at the opposite side of the point
>>144226280
Winston
Thank me later
>>144226407
Okay Pharah it is then
>>144225601
TRACER BIKINI
>>144226469
Just play a character you suck with and do horrible until you're back to fighting bot tier people.
>>144226378
Remove reload on roll. Put a light cooldown on fth, or give it a unique reload animation. Proceed to not get blown the fuck up by a barrage of twelve random bullets at mid range.
>>144225908
>Stealing PotG asZenyatta
>>144226249
Blackwatch McCree would be great but fuck you Riverboat is awesome
I also want swimsuit skins for each character, including the robits.
>Hear this Seagull guy is good
>Turn on his stream
>Constantly pocketed
>5man queues so he doesn't play real opponents
???
>>144226414
>get 500 credits
>complain
do you guys think Blizzard will refund the game for me so I can buy the origins edition?
>>144226557
>zenyatta
>getting potg
bullshit
>>144225651
>6'6''
Fucking manlet
>>144226570
welcome to streaming culture
>>144226486
you're matched with people of equal skill level, i'm sure your teammates think the same about you
>>144226243
LU.Na
>>144226512
>"twenty tick should be enough for anyone" -- blizzard execs
>leave a game because my team was shitty and didn't understand concepts like "stay behind reinhardt and don't walk forward to W+M1 their team as mei"
>get put onto another team that decides 3 roadhogs is a good idea
>>144226591
Can't you just upgrade or was this only available pre-launch?
>>144226575
It's 200, you knob
>>144226512
>client side hook and flashbang hit detection
>>144226575
>500 credits.
>Implying
I fucking wish, It was 200 credits.
>>144226262
He can
>>144225067
This is his friend, he got banned for asking for rolls (fucking stupid rules enforced by stupid janitors that hate fun, surely). But here's his deliver. Enjoy!
>>144226575
it's 200
>>144226527
Y E S
>>144226465
literally every competitive player whines about the balance because they have to play the same 5 characters all the fucking time
>>144226570
Seagull is just a average player thats popular, don't let sheepniggers tell you otherwise
>>144226545
>>144226545
>>144226545
new thread
>>144226682
It used to be 500
>>144226570
He would be good either way, no matter how much you dislike him you can't really deny that. His shots and decision making are on point.
>>144225601
Lingerie and Swimsuits for all
Skins that don't shrink the t&a they think they slick
>>144226575
getting a legendary skin you already own only nets you 200 coins, anon
If you pick Genji you should srsly kill yourself you useless fuck every fucking game I lose I lose because a fucking retarded Genji picker
>>144226262
Reinhardt can in fact charge D.va's ult. He can also block with the barrier, as can Winston
I wish D.va could shoot while boosting, or at least could keep her momentum when ending boost. In fact she might even stand to be able to shoot while defence matrixing
>>144226570
>premades put against other premades
>does not count as "real opponents"
>coordinated team has their healer damage boost their DPS
ye
>>144226674
Had a game where all 6 went Roadhog. That was a good fucking day to Reaper.
>>144226652
>he thinks this is true.
>>144226765
No it didn't, it was 1/5th of the full cost.
>360G at LV28 despite never having bought anything
RNG is cruel
>TFW 58% winrate
I'll be there MJ.
>>144226609
The planets aligned for one game and I got a quadra kill.Only one game though.
>>144226016
>.gif
Can't even do that right
>>144226821
>premades put against other premades
if only this actually happened
>>144218526
OH SHIT! This would be cool as fuck!
Luchador mask and the doomfist, with a Randy Savage voice.
>>144226512
My only problem is it feels like I take damage so fast I was hit once but the kill cam shows two hits or more.
>>144226547
>>144226740
too late
>>144226775
>people who play Bastion
Not even bitching about balance, he's not broken, I'm just wondering how it's even fun.
All you do is sit in turret and press lmb
>>144226378
Massive recoil and/or spread on fth
>>144226706
>>144226728
tfw I either kill everything or completely blow with pharah
>>144224601
Just Change your Battlenet display name to Commisar Anonovich and lead your ruskie soldiers to victory anon.
>>144227029
Because a good Bastion player also gets up and re-positions himself so that he's not a predictable sitting duck, plus his ultimate is amazing
>>144226017
>Enemy team has a McCree
>I'm Roadhog
>>144227029
>doing TONS OF DAMAGE isn't fun
his ult is also fun as fuck.
Pharah is such a fucking faggot hero
>hurr I can just clear this whole checkpoint with my ebin no skill ult 5 seconds before it's over
>>144226912source
>>144226563
>The literal ace up his sleeve and different text belt buckle
How have I not noticed it before.Dick Tracy McCree still best imo
>>144226262
I wish I could ping locations
I wish the comms wheel had some tactical stuff on it besides "group up" (attack, hold here, fall back, incoming, etc)
>>144226016
It's usually because pubs don't know how to control space and know when they've lost ground (so you see one Hanzo nerd charge the enemy team). You should let this Hanzo die.
Basically stick with the tanks for the most part.
Hide behind corners and stuff.
Heal will carry on for a few seconds after you break Line of sight, this is still a significant amount of healing and worth doing, so you can poke out -> lock heal -> hide again.
>>144226378
Flashbang thrown distance shortened
Fan The Hammer bullets cap out at 35 damage per bullet, for a maximum potential burst of 210. Enough to deal with the flank classes, but no longer able to go toe-to-toe with Tanks.
I am the worst Widowmaker in this whole general.
I play Widowmaker and end up getting one or two bronze medals if I am lucky. Maybe 10 kills total if even.
I just don't know man. Maybe I am focusing too much on getting headshots which I fail at.
>>144227264
Also
>hurr I can "skillfully" kill you by pressing e near most checkpoints
>>144227029
Oh you're oversimplifying a hero. I can do that too.
Reinhardt
>Hold RMB and stand on objective
Lucio
>Stand near teammates
Mercy
>Hold LMB on a teammate
Widowmaker
>Click heads
Reaper
>Click enemies and then walk next to them and press Q
Forced 50 is so real it's just dropping me into games where defeat pops up the second it loads
>>144227443
Maybe you are not playing Widowmaker in the correct situations
>>144226752
Need a fucking sauce for this senpai.
>>144227264
>>144227465
>bitching about "no skill"
You are the retard assuming Overwatch takes skill. Where did anyone ever say "skill" was involved? This is a game you can play with your League friends and charge up your ultimates together.
>but but but when I play I use SKILL
No you don't.
>>144226821
>premades put against other premades
But he plays with 5 instead of 6 to make sure he never goes up against a full premade, dipshit.
>>144227530
>Mercy
>hold LMB
>not switching mercy's two beams to toggle
>>144227443
Hey, same here - let's be equally shit.
>>144227530
All true
>Get around 20 eliminations most of the time
>Play tracer on Nepal because I'm in a douchebag mood
>Get my most eliminations in a game, 43
Oh well I love this balanced and obviously not retarded character.
>>144221881
gotta collect that scrap on the go
>>144227285
was for
>>144226752
>>144227264
>>144227465
>>144227603
>all
>this
>salt
>best highlight intro
>hardest character to get it with
feels bad
>>144227560
If forced 50 is real, I would rather get my losses that way instead of having to suffer through a whole game of retards slapping their dicks against their belly while I 1v6 a competent team.
>>144227742
>this salty response
Ok so in the recall video we see a panoramic photo of the old gan Overwatch gang. It includes most of the characters and they're almost all wearing Orange and grey uniforms, except McCree who's in black. Even Genji is wearing pants. McCree has two normal arms, no cybernetics.
Do you think we'll get these as skins? Is there an explanation? What happened to his arm? What happened to Genji's clothes? Was everyone just ok with him being naked now??
>>144227264
It's not even that much of a bullshit ult, only like 70% bullshit. She becomes the easiest target with 200 hp in the game remember.
>>144227759
>hardest character to get potg with
You didn't post Symettra
>>144227905
maybe Genji was still struggling with his cyborg nature then, he wore clothes to cover up the prosthetics.
>>144227839
lmao try harder. Pharah has one of the weakest ults in the game and you are mad cuz bad.
new thread, friends.
>>144228167
>>144228167
>>144228167
>>144228167
>>144227983
lol wot i get PoTG with Symmetra all the time
>>144228196
nvm i'm a retard
>>144227905
McCree lost his arm in a tragic wanking accident
>>144225660
>get a legendary
>for a player you never play with
>you start playing and learning said character
>you find said character to be pretty awesome
This happened when I started playing Lucio after getting the Hippityhop skin. He's now my most played.
>failed to connect to server general
>>144227759
This. I am so tempted to get this intro but I've never gotten potg as Zenyatta once
Are Symmetra the most useless class in the game? The sentrys takes forever to recharge and get placed and even. It seems like her primary have the lowest damage of all the supports.
>>144227697
>play against braindead monkies.
>surprised when you excel.
>>144225908
>D.va uses her ult but dies as soon as she's ejected from the suit
>Mercy rezzes
>Gets 4 Kills from ult
>Mercy gets PoTG for rezzing her
>mfw