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>Official Stuff
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>Official Comics
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Previous Thread >>144010583
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WHEN IS THE GAME GETTING FIXED?!
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Do I purchase Sigrun or Valkyrie next?
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tracer
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>>144019531
Lynch all tripfags.
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zenyatta
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Zen is fine. Aim better.
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Does anyone actually play with voice chat on? I've been in about 100 games and no one ever talks and I don't want to be the one who talks first, what if I seem desperate?
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>playing symmetra on defence
>shitter team can't defend the point long enough to be useful
>lose the round as they are telling me to "do something"
>post game, see i have gold eliminations, eliminations on point and time on point

what the f8ck?
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>>144019531

lynch all mccrees
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reminder best girl
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>see this
wat do?
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This man-pig has your korean waifu. what do you do?
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xth for mercy
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>>144019782
You are desperate.
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>>144019670
>giving tripfags attention
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Who's the most satisfying character to hook?

I say tracer or pharah mid ult
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What you all are doing in these threads is not ok.
I am the commander, I command you stop.
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>>144019782
Only annoying retards.

>HEY GUYS, CAN YOU HEAR ME? HEY? CAN YOU HEAR ME? HEY? HEY? HEY GUYS?
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>>144019829
Ask him to share videos after he's done with her.
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Why was this allowed in-game and tracer's butt pose was removed? I got this in a loot box a a minute or two ago.
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HOW DO I CARRY SHITTERS
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>>144019912
SJWs didn't notice this one.
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>lifesaver highlight
I sure saved that guy
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Reminder that Zarya is love.
Support the glorious Russian national defence against the Omnig threat by buying her calendar today!
September is her crushing a Bastion unit's head between her thighs.
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>>144019864
Mcree using high noon.
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>>144019654

Why not the superior Imp? Purple is much more feminine for all your slutty needs.
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>>144019827
certainly not fucking pick Pharah
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>>144019827
switch to genji and do nothing but parkour
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>>144019531
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>>144019820
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>>144019985

looks like a dude with implants
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>>144019859
True but I don't want to seem desperate.
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>>144019980
time to make a hilarious shitpost on the bnet forums
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>>144019969
play roadhog
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>>144019864

Anyone in midair (except D.va because her huge hitbox and slowness in the air)
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>>144019810
I've reached the point where I just pick him since it's the only way to win against him.
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>>144019984
>mfw I charge
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>>144019864

Mercy/Lucio while they're guarded by their entire team.
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>>144020084
>Scottish

His name is fucking Reinhardt, how do you screw this up
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>>144019780
Doesn't matter how well someone aims when you're hard countered by a mediocre widow BAUDYSHAWT
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Symmetra's autoaim gun is absolutely awful
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>>144020084
She's from Switzerland, burgerclap.
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>>144020108
Yeah man, it'll be funny to watch you get laughed at for regurgitating a stupid 4chan meme
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>>144020084
>slicknick
>untouchedazn
>bioboy
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>>144019820
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>>144020141
>tfw did this on africa land and got 3 kills and as i was backpeddling i saw enemy d.va charge off the edge herself
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>>144019864
Genji mid ult
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>>144019827

just... just walk away
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>>144019782
>>144020103
I do, but the only thing I ever hear is people bitching. The only time I talk is if I have some sort of constructive criticism or advice and people always just take it the wrong way.
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>>144019969
Torbjorn. Then you become the shitter
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>>144019820
I hope she gets mind broken by 30 niggers every night.
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>>144019912

Something something fit tracer's personality, something something widowmaker seduction
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>get POTG as D.Va
>It's not a SD one for once
>Want to Webm it
>It never loads
>Restart game hoping it fixes it
>Highlights are gone

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>144020084
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>>144019864
>Annoying tracer farming ult off you all game
>She finally makes her move to get ready for le ebin push and ults you
>hook her before she recalls
>she dies to her own bomb
>you press E
based hero
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>>144020190
thats a widow issue, not a zen issue.
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>>144020084

>scottish
>swedish

what?
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Who /not a low testosterone support bitch/ here?
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>>144020248
>Editing idolm@ster images
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Junkrat needs his health reduced to 150 or he needs to take more damage from his own bombs
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>>144020327
>five dwarf weiners
>only four dwarves
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MERCY ULT CD NERF WHEN HOLY SHIT

IN DEFENSE THAT SHIT IS LITERALLY ALWAYS UP
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>>144020084
>Scottish
Motherfucker, I wish he was Scottish but get your downs syndrome under control.

Holy shit, England got one why not us? We know you yanks love pretending to be Scottish even though we're all socialist fucks.
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>>144020129

in most games when something's overpowered you still usually come to terms with it - sure it might need a nerf but it's not as bad as it first looked

with mccree i just keep finding new ways he's broken
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>>144020084
>not posting the right one
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>>144020359
>less than 37 minutes played
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>>144019829
Could D.Va take the hog?
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>>144019829
Trade the Korean grill for the British slut.
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If a dog fight is when two planes battle and a cat fight is when two girls battle. What is it when two Pharrahs battle?
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What's a good Widowmaker skin? I feel like they're all shit, except of her default.
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>>144019662
Is cute
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>>144020426
Who's to say one of them doesn't have multiple weiners?
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How do I become a good Genji?
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>>144020489
Cougar fight
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>>144020491
noire
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>>144020458
how can white boys even compete?
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>We don't need another healer we already have a Zenyatta
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>>144019864
HOOK AND TEAR

HOOK AND TEAR YOUR GUTS!
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>>144020523
double jump and run up walls a lot
the worst genjis just run around like it's any other class
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Getting real sick of this shit blizz.
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>>144020359
>think's he's got testosterone in him
>no Zarya

bitch is juicing
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>>144019864
Bastion in his turret, at least from the perspective of a frequent Bastion player. I jump between heroes a lot and Roadhog never causes me as many problems as when I'm playing Bastion.
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>>144020489
a lot of missed rockets
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>2 legendary skins in 1 box
>both of them are for people I will never use
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>>144020470
what

I have over 24 hours played
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>>144020489
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>>144020491

Nuit
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>>144020458
>filename could have been super ultra monkey team hyperforce go
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>>144019782
>not telling your lucio you feel the beat
>not letting mercy know how good it feels when she heals you with her big stick
>not screaming in japanese at all times while playing hanzo/genji
are you american?
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>>144020550
She must be going bald judging from all those hair plugs
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>>144020426
One's so short you can't see him
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pls send help
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Widowmaker is cute
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>>144020491
Only the recolors are worth using unless you're a faggot who wants to hide her butt.
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>>144020458

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXyt1WeHNUk
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How do you see other people's stats while in a game? Some guy whined about my low damage in the last game I played (had gold elimination medal though)..
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>>144019654
Valkyrie. Keep the blonde.
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Is there anytime scarier than a good Genji?
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>>144020657
and they're both god awful
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>>144020585

But they're right. We need to fix Zen instead.
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>lvl 21
>290 credits

Kill me
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>you either win hanamura in 2 minutes or lose in 10-12

fuck me.
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>>144020491

this isn't a dilemma if you just stop playing fucking widowmaker you piece of shit fuck you fuck you
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>>144020491
People are big fans of Noire.
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>>144020642
It's a commonly known fact that your average Russian peasant woman has testosterone levels roughly five times higher than that of an average US male.
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This hero's OP desu
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>>144020662
that screenshot indicates otherwise

maybe you posted the wrong picture?
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I just got 2 same legendary skin from box, shit.
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How do I git gud with Hanzo?

It feels like I definitely can't sit back and be a sniper because I lose to Widowmaker in that regard, but the risk/reward at close-mid range is fucking real.
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>>144020523

Use your mobility for defence. Instead of popping out to a corner and throwing shuriken at a guy who knows you're there, wall climb and double jump to throw off their aim prediction. Genji can be literally everywhere if he wants to, and if he doesn't do that then he's just a Tracer with slower dash.
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>>144020237
i don't think mr. kaplan will find it funny when i tell him that me and my wife are expecting a babygirl who we planned to name amélie, after widowmaker but now we can't because widowmaker is so sexualized

say your final goodbyes to that pose
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>>144020771
>lvl 40, bought 10 loot boxes
>no legendary
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>>144020735
you cant, you can only assume based on medals

for example, if you have gold for damage and you have mccrees on your team, you can assume they aren't doing their job
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Do you think Mei hates Hanzo and Genji?
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>>144020000
quads demands it
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>>144019912
Because SJW didn't bother playing more than 10 minutes to see anything outside of tracer's butt.
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>>144020693
African but I use the european servers so I kinda get it since there's like 10 different languages you'd have to speak?
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>>144020491
noire/nuit are the only somewhat good iih
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>>144020705

they did, its u

ur the help
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Where do I post/sign in if I want to participate in competitive overmeem?
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>>144020759
>anytime
yeah, High Noon
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>>144020782
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Daily reminder that McCree keeping his cigar while Tychus and Graves cant makes no goddamn sense at all

or does it?
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>tfw feeling frustrated since I'm on a losing streak with most heroes I pick
>switch to 76
>instantly win 2 games in a row and have a shit ton of fun

Holy fuck I love this guy.

Also, how do I get better with McCree

I'm pretty shit with him
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>>144020832
I scrolled down to the bottom mate

look at the scroll bar on the right
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>>144019782
>Guy with open mouth who breathes heavy and smacks their lips
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>>144020901

I see

Do kills by knocking people off the map count as damage?

I had three of those at the time.
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>>144020873
>bought loot boxes

Everyone point and laugh
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>weekly brawl
>hanzo and gengi only
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>>144020902
Speaking of racial tension, did robutts FREE TIBET?
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>>144020902
>implying the shimada's don't use mei as their cumrag and DP her on the DL
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Any NA PC players on this thread that want to group up and play together for a bit? Xicutioner#1680
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>>144020902
>Implying she doesn't want to get Nanking'd by both of them at the same time
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>>144019829
>implying she wouldn't mlg melee him in the dick and get 10 more subscribers for the epic trickshot
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>>144021002

when i give you a setup please post funny burns instead of this shit. it's fucking embarrassing
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>>144021080
Maybe if you didn't post waifu-bait I would

Are you chill?
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>>144020959
fug
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>>144020725
>>144020458
But then Genji would be a better choice, or the Little Korean Boy.
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>>144021064
They "freed" it of humans then claimed it for their own.

Never trust an Omnic.
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>>144020832
you are dumb
please direct your attention to the scroll bar at the right side of the image
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>>144021018
Graves? You mean Gazlowe?
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>>144020141
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>lose when i try out other heroes than d.va
>60+% winrate with her
>make sikkk playzz with zarya when i play her and always salvage lost games with graviton surge
>want to play other heroes than d.va and zarya but i cant if i want to win
>tfw no good d.va skins whatsoever
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>>144021080
no thanks d.va shitter
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>Every subsequent consecutive win makes you more scared to queue into the next because you know you're just setting up a time bomb of MMR hell that will return you to 50.

Am I the only one?
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>>144020873
>buying loot boxes

Anon, why?
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>>144021097
she'd melee his dick with her mouth and get 10 more subscribers for the epic cumshot
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Super Shimada Bros is awful
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>>144021023
Stay in rooms/corridors as much as possible. Always camp corners you know your enemies must cross, press e in their general direction, fan the hammer in their general direction.

Press q when you see big blue shiny in the middle of the screen. Cancel it if you don;t have more than 1 target, or if they ult in response (lucio).
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>>144021080
N-no you'll probably judge me and if I do bad you'll try and be polite and not mention it but secretly think "wow this guy sucks I gotta get out of here" then you play a bit more and find some excuse like you gotta run now because you got a phone call or something and we stop playing and then never play again
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>>144020818
P R O P O G A N D A
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>>144021196

At some point you just say fuck it and give up your win rate, it'll climb back eventually.
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late xth for my boy Zenyatta
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>tfw I play on PS4 and have spent $30 on loot boxes
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>>144021080
>Xicutioner

lmao
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>A single Mcree fan the hammer can kill a full HP
Reinhardt

Jesus.
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>>144021365
no it cant
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Happy Reminder that people born in the year 2000 turn 18 this year, that you're all too old to be playing video games in the middle of the day on tuesday.

:)
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>>144021228
bc i am rich and petty
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>>144021291
Wait, you can cancel his high noon?
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>>144020523
Learn to aim extremely well, literally all you have to learn to play him. If you can consistenly hit bodyshots, you will become god. You'll learn health spawns, where you can climb, and where you can harass from after just playing him a while.

The issue most Genjis have is that they get a good position to harass from, then just fucking miss every shot and do effectively nothing. His playstyle is heavily focused around poking people down from flanking positions before picking them out of the crowd. Your ideal situation is to poke them down quickly before they can hide with consistent bodyshots, shift onto them to kill, and then shift away to avoid any counterplay from their team. The worse your aim, the more inconsistently you'll be able to set up this scenario.
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>>144021065
I like her deadlift highlight intro. It is understated (for OW) and just cool.

>>144019292 #
The accent (nuclear wessels) doesn't bug me. It is the actual Russian lines.

I get your point, but fuck, when I am hearing Russian and literally can't understand it, that is some shit Russian.
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>>144021149
I'd like to believe so, I wont aggressively call people out for stupid stuff. I'm not too competitive, I like to just have fun with Mei and Roadhog.

>>144021205
It's just a picture I liked ;_;

>>144021303
That's some intense paranoia you've got there bud. If you aren't fun to play with I don't say anything and just go off on my own at the end of the day.

Game is more fun to play with a group for more exp too.

>>144021321
Take it back.
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>>144021365
It's can't though.

Bodyshots are 70 damage, Reinhardt has 500 HP at full.

You'd need at least 2 headshots and 100% accuracy.
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>>144021040

it's really more of an awkwardly look at feet and try to chuckle situation
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>>144021318

I play on PS4 too, but only because my computer's so garbage that I couldn't get a playable framerate even with automatic render scaling going as low as 20-30% and getting blurrier than my vision when I take my glasses off
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>>144020657
holy shit your game res
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>>144021040
>fell for the meme and bought 11 boxes
>get sandnigger genji and bone 76
it could've been worse.
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What's it like playing with friends?
What's it like having friends that want to play with you?
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>>144020585
I play Zenyatta and I am glad how little this happens. The real meat of playing Zenyatta is throwing around discord orbs that force enemy players to either disengage and break line of sight or be melted like butter. Having a lucio around to do health top-offs really does wonders for a team with a zenyatta.
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>>144021318
Pic related is you when you see my face now


EVERYONE LAUGH AT THIS SUCKER HE BOUGHT LOOT BOXES EVEN THOUGH EVERYONE WILL JUST GET ALL THE GOOD STUFF JUST BY PLAYING

HAHA
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>>144021465
What's up with these faggot redditors replying to so many people in one post?
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>>144021051
Call it Double Dragon
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>>144020735
You don't. Your friend is deflecting.
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Just wanted to pass this along, probably the best guide to overwatch on the net next to watching a seagull stream

http://www.furiouspaul.com/overwatch/
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>>144021550
People have been doing that on 4chan since before you came here, nerd.
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>>144021542

I play with one but he's not very good, so it's just two people swearing to ourselves and blaming our team for everything instead of one.
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>>144013484
>Tfw reach maximum charge
>Tfw have ult and decide to go for their Ovaltine
>Tfw catch 5 including their Mercy
>Mfw pop personal shield and Mercy flys outta Narnia to damage boost
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>>144021465
You aren't chill; you're an attentionwhore.
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>>144021465

i'm sorry XxXsEphIrOth420, i know i shouldn't pick on children
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>>144021496
>You'd need at least 2 headshots and 100% accuracy.

if you point the gun at the center of his chest, the vertical recoil does the rest.
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Who /Soldier76/ here? After having a shitty, losing day, he managed to turn things around for me and win 2 games.

I'm gonna main him now.
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>>144019531
>potg is mercy rezing 3 people only to get killed again
healslut cancerfags will defend this...
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>>144020657
>Vishkar Sym

That's the one I want, and those sprays are also pretty cool desu
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>>144021654
That sounds amazing dude...
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>>144021550
It's literally just because this is a fast moving thread. Some people get 10 (you)s in-between their posts.

>>144021679
>>144021684
Take it back.
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Roadhog only weekly brawl when?
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>>144021550
it's what people do when they don't want to wait 5 minutes and spam the post with multiple replies, newnigger.
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>>144021542
sucks because they are all shitters except for me so i have to find excuses to not play with them to not bring me down with them.
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>>144021427
You get 50% ult charge back. It seems the only 2 broken, overtuned to hell and back heroes in the game, also have arbitrary exceptions to the ult mechanics as if they fucking needed more advantages.
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>>144020114
>King's row attack
>Pick Rein because feeling the team spirit
>Team are dribblers who can't capitalize on my shields and noble charges
>Switch to Hog
>Fish and Flak to the face anyone in the way
>Steamroll to the end
If this guy is Widowbot proof too then he'll be my go-to tank for life.
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>>144021550

i blame bitchfaggot moot's gay-ass reply timers. bring them back to 30 for fucks sake
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>>144021542
free 20% exp and nothing else
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>>144021654
Fuck you waf
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Why are Mercy players such cucks?
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>>144021496

>it can't though
>but here's how it can
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>>144021465
faggot
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>>144020000

because everyone has the imp skin.
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>>144021530
i bought the 10 dollar box thing and i got enough coins to buy whatever legendary skin i want so i'd say it was worth it

of course now i have to choose between winston, mcree, and reinhardt
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Chill guy here who just wants to play some games, reply with your bnet id if you wanna group up.
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>>144021642
>>144021761
What kind of retarded redditor actually responds to every reply?
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>>144020932
oh that doesnt matter at all, dont worry about it
pretty much everyone uses english and as long as you're more or less comprehensible you'll be fine
how's the ping on the other side of the mediterranean?
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>>144021550
Cause you /v/garbage are used to shitty low effort meme posts instead of actually talking about the game.
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on a scale of 1 to purposeful how much time played do you have?
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>>144021875
Xicutioner#1680 NA PC?
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>>144021496
>>144021704
fan doesn't headshot
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>Getting stuck with a premade who plays like shit and doesn't communicate at all and you can tell because they aren't using a voip
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>>144021876
>doesn't know that all posts must be replied to
>accuses others of being redditors

oh the ironing
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>>144021876
stop falling for this guys bait, he's just a redditor in disguise you idiots
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>>144021852

What?
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>>144021964
whats the star mean?
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>mfw everyone picks Genji on the weekly brawl


RYUUJIN NO KEN WO KURAEE
RYUUJIN NO KEN WO KURAEE
RYUUJIN NO KEN WO KURAEE
THE DRAGON BECOMES ME
THE DRAGON BECOMES ME
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>>144021831
Unfortunately he's probably the worst tank against Widowmakers. Usually they'll just stay out of your hook range and you won't be able to do anything. Even Zarya can poke with grenades.
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>>144021947
>Talking about the game
He's not talking about the game, leaguenigger.
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First time getting a quad on roadhog
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>>144021876
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>>144021964
wait is that like a fucking prestige?

i'm only level 26 because i only play when my friends are on
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>>144021906
Don't know but I manage fine.
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Reminder that the current """pro scene""" is such a joke at the moment that my irl friend who's a dudebro console gamer is in a top 4 team, and he's awful at the game with less than 50 hours, and played heroes of the storm before this

literally everyone is trash. and the best teams have caught hackers that still play for them
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>>144021868

your choice is between Explorer, Riverboat, or Lionhardt then since those are their objectively best legendaries
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>>144021827
Oh shit, that's pretty cool. Might try him again then.

But I really love 76 since I win so much shit with him.
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Reposting from /v/.

>>339528207
They never tried to camouflage as humans. Men made Femnics in response to the global feminist movement destroying society. Human women wouldn't put out and constantly wanted to start shit, so men said fuck it and made Femnics.

Female humans got pissed that they were replaced by the men they hated so much, and decided to get back at them by making Omnics. But since women all saw men as nothing more than brutish machines, that's all they were able to produce.

Omnic crisis happened when feminists realized that their male replacements sucked dick and decided to program them to destroy all Femnics to force men to come back to them, but due to poor coding, they accidentally set it to kill all humans. Femnics went to war with the omnics and ended up nearly getting wiped out by the time a virus could disable the omnics.

Since feminists thought that more = better, there were a fuckton more omnics around them femnics, so that's why you mostly see omnics. Femnics are a rare commodity since all the factories had been destoryed by omnic shitters.

That's why everyone fucking hates omnics. They ruined all good things.
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Femboy hero!
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>>144022028
prestige level 1

you can level up to at least like 1890 or something in the game

but you reset every 100 levels, adding prestige

fun fact after each reset you need less XP to level up again
so every 100 levels you'll have a short stretch or getting loot crates faster again
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>>144021987
In my personal experience, I've seen the red headshot indicator when I fan at someone.
More times than not.
Unless you're fucking with me, I think you're wrong.
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>>144021713
>pick Reaper
>usually do well with him but it's not working apparently
>switch to 76
>I'm on fire
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On a scale of 1-10, how many cute boys are in the thread? And how many of them play Mercy?

For scientific reasons of course
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>>144020234
And Reinhardt isn't Scottish, so it's obviously a joke. Maybe try not being retarded before trying to feel superior to someone, you inbred mong.
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it's another episode of no reinhardt on attack because shitters haven't gotten the memo yet

skill
based
match
making
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So my friend wants to play Mercy like a lot.

Besides Widow, does anybody combo notably well with Mercy? I know you guys shitpost about Phara/Mercy a lot but figured that was just waifu garbage.
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I used to like most characters, but since I picked up Winston everyone's pissing me off. I'm not having any trouble particularly, just characters like Widow and Bastion are usually played by really shitty new players, are completely stationary, and put up no fight when I drop a shield and go punchout on them. Mcrees are usually pretty bad as well, and 76 often split off one-man-army and die in seconds too. He's making me notice how shit everyone else is playing. I like Rein, Mercy, Junkrat and Zen and that's about it.
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>>144021970
waifufag
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>>144022092
i prefer stonehardt but other than that you're right
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>>144022125
Whoops
>>>/v/339528207
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>>144022198
I'm P cute and I sometimes play Mercy
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Tell me about Roadhog

Why does he wear the mask?
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>>144022212
>someone HAS to play Reinhardt every match on attack

wow how fun
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>>144022061

that's a nice potg

by zarya
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>>144022136
Fuck off faggot
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Why is she so perfect?
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>>144022198
>ON A SCALE OF ONE TO TEN HOW IS YOUR PAIN
>ON A SCALE OF ONE TO TEN HOW IS YOUR PAIN
>ON A SCALE OF ONE TO TEN HOW IS YOUR PAIN
>ON A SCALE OF
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>>144022198
Meeeeee
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>>144022232

S76 is a pretty good damage boost target and he can protect you relatively well. Roadhog soaks so much damage you can charge your ult incredibly quickly by healing him, and he can hook flankers on your ass.
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>>144022061
POGO STICK OVALTINE
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>>144021542
It's grand old time, except one of them is an absolutely whiny piece of shit that heeds the beck and call of reddit in everything they say, and spends most of all games just complaining about every single hero imaginable.

At least one of my friends who used to play literally only Bastion during Open Beta wizened up, he wasn't nearly as annoying as this guy.
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>>144022232
if you can feasibly find a game where you won't get shit on as pharah, play pharah
otherwise play 76, mccree, or if you're any good at genji, him
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>>144022232
Pharah / Mercy is one of the best offensive combos in the game, next to soldier 76 / mercy.

Bastion is great with her as well. As can be junkrat.
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>>144022327
>Insufferable voice if you're not playing in japanese
Far from perfect.
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>>144022232
Reinhardt
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>>144020792
>>144020953
>>144020550

Noire still covers her ass with the belts or w/e it is.
>>
GENJI ONLY
NO HEALING
HANAMURA
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>>144022327
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>>144022264

I'm an Alliancefag, I'm biased towards Lionhardt since Stonehardt looks more like a Scarlet Crusader
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Oh there is a new weekly brawl?
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>>144022319
yeah what is it about zarya never getting potg even tho its her graviton surge
it only happens if you -also- have like 90 energy and rclick them down
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>Now traveling to <KOTH map>

Instant leave until they have their first balance patch. As soon as people know what the fuck to do, this gamemode is total bullshit.
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>>144019820
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>>144019864

Bastion.
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>>144021542
I'd play with you
I'd let you play with my friends
But we're all on PS4
We could doublefrog and everything
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Does this game have better Yuri or Yaoi
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>post yfw
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>>144022198
One time a gay guy asked if he could suck my dick and also I main Mercy
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please post pictures of zenyatta because he is cute and i like orbs
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>>144022232
anyone with a bunch of AoE damage.
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>>144022437
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>>144022437

6v6 Genji vs Hanzo

I need this.
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>>144022456
The cutest
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>using Caduceus emote in-game doesn't give you skirt up
i wasted 250 overbux for this
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>>144022489
Hopefully it'll be better in ranked. There's no way they'll include overtime in ranked, right?
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>IRL Friend plays this game, too.
>Always invites me whenever he gets on.
>It's a "My main is Soldier 76 by 10 hours" episode.
>He constantly forgets to use his Sprint for survival. Dies to every single ult because he tries to strafe or backpedal from them instead of turning around and sprinting off.
>Picks Torbjorn on Attack. Places Turrets in plain lines of sight.
>Picks Mercy and keeps trying to solo with pistol or tunnel visioning his heal onto Reinhardt, constantly forgets he can right click to power people up.

Is there like an Incognito mode on the blizzard client?
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>>144022198
Get out of here with that garbage, this is a MAN'S board. Men aren't cute.
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>>144021548
>Pic related is you when you see my face now
What did he mean by this
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>>144022327
Cute!
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>>144022305
UUUU
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>>144022164
test it yourself. training bots die to 2 headshots lmb, but 3 rmb.
if you're too lazy, the wiki and oversheet say the same.
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How do I git gud at genji?
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>>144019827
fuck that i can't take 75% less xp over this crap
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>>144022391
>if you can feasibly find a game where you won't get shit on as pharah, play pharah

i'd leave the match and go have a ride on my unicorn instead if that happened
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>>144022613
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>>144022384
S76 is kinda what I was thinking, thanks.

>>144022391
I actually play a ton of Genji but I don't see how it would be good to have 2 of us running around crazily in their backline.

>>144022403
>>144022427
>>144022562
Thanks. Sounds like stick to Rein when payload attack groups won't form up and Phara/S76/Widow otherwise. Can do.
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>>144022568
This seems more lopsided towards Genji team unless the Hanzo teams coordinate to cover each other
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>>144020174
>Guarded by their team
Ha!
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>>144019827
>tfw I did a 3genji match with randoms and we raped them

granted I didn't do shit for half the match but for the one good ult I got off I felt like a badass
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>>144022427
>he pockets tanks as a healer

doing it wrong.
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>>144022534
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>>144022476
i just think it looks like the baraka armor from TERA
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>>144022189
Replace Reaper with Tracer/Torjb and you have me.

Soldier 76 is the hero we need.
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>>144022061
you literally didn't do anything impressive
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>>144022591
>mfw even consoles have a "hide online" option
>mfw I have no face
You poor bastards
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its amazing how McCree or Reaper can stand 5 feet away from you as D.Va and absolutely wreck you in seconds unless you fly away like a pussy.
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r8 my oc
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>>144021548
why wait 200 hours for that skin you want to finally pop?
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>>144022085
So you're saying that your friend is better than you are at video games?
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>>144022430
Her shiny purple butt is gross anyway. At least hiding it will make her body seem less gruesomely deformed.
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>>144019985
>OMNIG
i admit. i laughed a little bit
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>>144022904
not mccree, garbage/shit
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>mfw my tracer win rate is 10%
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>>144022672
Peek corners while tossing shuriken, and reflect once you're notice. While reflecting move toward the enemy and then shift dash in, if you haven't killed them or there's more left then spin and start to throw while avoiding fire until your reflect is back. Shift dash can be a good escape method as well but if it's more than 1v1 you're just opening up your rear to them.
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>>144019864
Mei right after she freezes herself
>She sits there are gets a good look at you.
>She gets time to contemplate her mistakes while you sippy-cup back the health she took from the last engagement
>The second she leaves you hook her and blast her face in.
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>play 4 hours
>only about 20 minutes of it was koth
SERVER BROWSER/ONLY QUEUE TO CERTAIN MODES OR MAPS FUCKING WHEN??!???!??
IM SICK OF PLAYING HANAMURA AND HOLLYWOOD ALL DAY
i want to fuck dva in the ass and have mei sit on my face
>>
>4 gold medals
>only blue card
>0 commendations
I'm not upset
I'm not upset
I'm not upset
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>>144022672
Master erratic movement, without losing sight of your enemies. Never fucking stay still for a second. Also, learn his kill combo, right click, dash, melee.

Reinhardt WILL fuck your shit up, ult or not, don't fuck with him. I have no fucking clue why Genji retards think they can take a Rein 1vs1 in melee.
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>>144022886
Don't understand this post desu
Did you think you were a tank?
Did you think you were ok standing five feet from a tank buster and a solo champ?
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>>144022706
you don't go spawncamp with a pocketed genji, you have to play a bit different
just watch Seagull on twitch, he plays a lot of genji and Shayed normally plays mercy inside of his robot asshole
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>>144022702
Literal perfection
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fun little tip about symmetra and roadhog, use roadhog's hook to pull people into the turrets
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>>144022324
I'll fuck you off if you want! I'll damage boost your rifle so you can shoot it all over my target-rich environment~
>>
>>144022961

>My Top 5 Heroes all have a 65-70% win rate
>Except McCree

This life's never uneventful
>>
>>144022317
blame blizzard for not offering an alternative
>>
my friend is poor as shit and wants to play overwatch. is there some way I could play it with him on my account as well?
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>>144020358
retarded amerifag
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PLEASE POST ZENYATTA PICTURES PLS
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>Genji's shurikens do 24 damage each with no damage falloff

Wow, never knew those things hurt alot, guess I need to practice more shooting them
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>>144022798
>pocketing at all
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>>144019531
>Teammates dead
>Stand over their corpses
>Press Q with full charge
>Nothing happens
>Get shot

NICE GAME BLIZZARD
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>>144022974
>>144023035
What if it's 6 genji vs 6 genji
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>>144022285
>>144022381
>>144022541
>>
Does Lionhardt/Stonehardt give you a waraxe or it it just Blackhardt/Bloodhardt? I want to chop some bitches up but I want a cape/codpiece too.
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>>144023102
i have found my calling
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>>144022327
Let me stop you right there
No you're right Best girl
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>>144023102
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>>144023046
I'll try that if I ever meet any Symmetra
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>Tfw keep getting matched with absolute retards with no idea how to balance a team or how to play objective games.

Why the fuck do we need 3 Hansos for attacking...
>>
>>144022886
>its amazing how close range damage dealers can actually deal damage in close range
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>>144019531
>Tracer in arcade brawl

HOW THE FUCK DO I KILL IT?
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>>144022198
Present and accounted for!
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>>144022961
>mfw 85% win rate with Mei
>all I do is cockblock my team with ice walls and spam icicles in the general direction of their spawn
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>>144023040
I don't like streams much but I'll probably check it out later. Thanks.
>>
>>144020102
in-game shes looks more like a woman
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>>144023148
yes THANKk u
>>144023173
argh post robot
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>>144023205
Blizzard did it for you, arcade brawl isn't a thing right now
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>>144023187
>Mcree
>close range

uh-huh.
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>>144023102
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>be level 40
>suddenly get thrown in games with level 60's, 70's, and even 90's
what the fuck
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>>144022904

happens literally every single round on that stage. your webm is about as interesting as this picture
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>>144023278
It is on PS4
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>>144022798
I play Rein

I charge in, buttslut flies in after me and damage boosts me, their tank goes splat, I smash the fuck out of everything around me and hard carry
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>>144021858
Yeah but it's irrelevant for your skill level. So for all intents and purposes, it can't one-shot a Reinhardt.
>>
So
Did any of you faggots ever experience this shit when the UI suddenly disappears and you cannot move or do anything?
Only thing that seems to fix it is to just restart the game, but it is fucking annoying if it happens during a 20 minute match.
No, it's not the UI hiding shortcut, I cannot even move or look around when it happens
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>>144021080
>Power cut right as the game started
Nice epic I like it. Sorry bro pls dont delete me I'll play with you another time.
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>>144023256
he has a pocket a lot so it'll probably give good insight into playing a lot of different heroes with a pocket
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>>144023334
>be level 67
>level 19 widow on team
50/50 win rate hitting me hard lads
>>
I wanna start playing Genji a lot now that I've got the animation cancelling bullshit down and it's working well, but I'm really sick of the reach for the melee key.

Anyone rebound it? If so, what'd you find comfy?
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>>144023397
Alt-Z
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>>144023346
Found the winston.
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>>144023062
they did though.

they call it not being a shitter and shooting back rather than napping behind the shield.
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>>144023334
it's not like they're good at the game, they're just poopsocking

At best they might have some better map knowledge
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Tracer is a dirty chav
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>>144023205
LUCIO
HAVE A FAST OFF
EXCEPT YOU'RE ALSO AN UNKILLABLE BREAKING IT DOWN MONSTER
CHEERS LUV
>>
Mercy ult charge rate needs to be nerfed. I shouldn't have it up every 45s during heavy clashes.
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>>144023070

be a good friend and buy it for him
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>>144023440
mouse3
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>competitive scene
>ranked isn't out yet so we don't even know who is actually good at the game
>people think that just because somebody was good at another game of the genre means they will automatically be the best here
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>>144020705
Remember forced 50% isn't real.
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>>144023391

>get called out on bullshit
>yeah well you're bad!
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>>144023440

R
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>>144023147

no it adds a giant Lion head to the head of the hammer

It's blatant Paladin armor from WoW why would a Paladin use an axe instead of a hammer
>>
lmao this weekly brawl

i might actually play some of it
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>>144022061
>get quad
>doesn't count because D.Va being shot into a hole out of her mech is somehow not a kill
>triple and force everyone off the point
>still not POTG
>>
>>144023482
That was evident from the level 90 Zarya whom I kept dunking. Only problem I had was a level 75 Genji player who was hopping around and constantly blocking my shots.
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>>144023269

yeah i just meant in that picture.

quite a few zaryafags seem to be quite literal on the fag part though
>>
>>144023145
Are you Black?
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>>144023572
>rank means shit when you cannot solo carry
alright
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Would your boypucci be able to take a whole hog?
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>>144023440
F/R, or one of your mouse buttons, assuming you have more than the standard 3.
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Will the ever fix hanzos homing arrows?
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>He mains a champion
>Doesn't even have both achievements

omg...
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FIX OVERTIME YOU FUCKING BLIZZARD HACKS

>FIX OVERTIME YOU FUCKING BLIZZARD HACKS

FIX OVERTIME YOU FUCKING BLIZZARD HACKS

>FIX OVERTIME YOU FUCKING BLIZZARD HACKS

FIX OVERTIME YOU FUCKING BLIZZARD HACKS
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>get potg
>everyone sees how fucking terrible your aim is
;-;
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>>144022198
ive been told ive got a cute bum
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>>144020782
EAT A DICK
just because you don't know how to play as widowmaker, doesnt mean shes shit
>>
>>144023440
It depends on where your thumb rests with your fingers on WASD. I like ZXC for extra keystrokes but some keyboards are different. I also have a Razer Tiapan which I bind abilities too.
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>>144023507
b-but im poor as shit too
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>>144023249
>get mad at shit team that wont go to objective on koth
>round 2, icewall them in at the spawn
>feel the hate flowing through them
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>>144023504
Finish off the target you're shooting or hunt mercy down so she doesn't have the opportunity to build huge chunks of charge

Failing that, even when she has ult you can single her out first on a push

Nobody in pug games gives a shit about a Mercy getting flanked either
>>
>>144023716

there is literally no way i will ever get 4 ult kills as dva because i dont play against shit players
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>>144023471

i would've jumped up
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>>144023102
posting this every thread till you like it
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>>144023746
In fairness to you, you're playing medic. You really don't need aimskill for what you're doing.
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>>144022961
>80% wr on Toblerone
>dump a sentry on point Gunslinger style and go around shotgunning peoples faces in for infinite armour
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>>144022886
reaper I can understand but there's literally no one who can survive mccree's combo
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>>144023746
Fuck Mercy and her undo button ult.
>>
What is the current Brawl?
>>
>>144023695
Only one way to find out
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>>144023145
Okay, but be gentle. I'm only level 19
>>
>tfw every smurf account you make costs $40 and only lasts so long before MMR starts matching you up against experienced players and you can't even deliberately tank your MMR by losing that well since the 5 other players are usually trying to win.
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>>144023807
idk it's pretty strong anon
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>>144023765

if you weren't shit you wouldn't have taken that as a knock to her abilities since she's blatantly broken as shit

either way the point stands fuck you stop playing wm cockstain
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>>144023928
RYUUJIN NO KEN WO KURAAAEEE
RYUU GA WAGA TEKI WO KURAOOO
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>>144023645
One time I was causing alot of trouble for an enemy level 53 Widowmaker as Genji when I am not even that good at him and am level 15 or so(well I played Beta but still)

I guess it kind of doesnt matter, otherwise that Widowmaker would either have switched, switch sniping positions or switched heroes
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>>144023840
>not being able to quickly flick over to the right press shift and continue firing at hog
i don't understand this comic, zennies heals are so ez pz, mercy not healing him would be more appropes
but zenyatta is cute in that pic so ij canjt complaybni
>>
>>144023229
>>144023760

>>144023145
>>
>>144023853
I can crouch walk up to a level 1 turret as Zenny, I really doubt that this is effective against competent players.
>>
>get good with one hero
>raise MMR
>try out a new hero
>get ass kicked by high MMR experts
>>
Teach me to Rein
>>
>volkskaya defense
>enemy team is quite garbage, but get lucky enough to cap the first point
>drop my torb turret on the rotating platform and mow those idiots down over and over

god damn this is satisfying
>>
>got a 16-kill streak with dva last night
>got the most post-game votes
Feels good mane
>>
>>144023928
You mean arcade?

Genji or Hanzo only, hanamura

We weebs now
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>>144023102
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>>144023610
A paladin should use a greatsword because 2d6 is better
But thanks. Looks like I'll go with Blackhardt, edgy as it is.
>>
>People playing Hanzo as a sniper

no
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>>144023746

unplug the controller dude
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Oh look, it's late in EU. Time for nothing but tryharding stacks on both sides. What a nice game hehehe xDDD
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>>144023982
what

that's a number but what are you trying to tell me with it

I think Mercy's strong but she can't ult when she's dead
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Does this general actually ever discuss the pro games?

I generally come to /vg/ threads for the shitposting and hype when esports is on

But here people just blog about their irrelevant pub games and argue about waifus like some /a/utists
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>>144024053
he is too busy focusing his mind on sick frags to heal his naive and foolish teammates
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>>144023683
No, gross
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>>144023716

Reinhardt's aren't that hard though
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>>144024165
No bully ;_;
>>
This game sucks
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Are there any heroes besides Roadhog that can carry a game on their own?
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>>144023249
how many games have you played as mei?
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>>144024083
Oh I whack it up to level 2 before I wander off

The trick is not to babysit them.
>>
>Be Teams Sniper
>See the enemies sniper across the way
>We dedicate two minutes trying to kill eachother taking small steps left and right dodging,

Anyone else had dick measuring contests like this?
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Any Aussie players want a Mercy main??? Leave your battle name thingy if you do!!
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>>144024158
are we talking 5th edition? because I was always a fan of the 3x crit mod in 3rd
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>>144024217
>muh esports guys!
No really kill yourself
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>>144024090
if you're a boring teamfag, hold down alt fire near the objective and watch your team ignorantly stand on the other side

if you're brave, use the charge to bypass the defenders, kite the enemy team to you, and make a hole for your team to rush in after
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>>144024217

eSports is shit, ESPECIALLY for a game like Overwatch.
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>>144023042
tracer would be better with long hair
short hair reminds me of feminism
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>>144024217
>pro scene
>game has been out for a week

there is absolutely no way to know if these shitters are even better than i am, why should i care about them?
>>
anybody using that fast sync shit?
>>
>>144024090

hit dudes in the face

use your e

block shit sometimes

switch if the enemy is heavy on shieldbreaking
>>
>>144024083
What does Zenyatta's crouch walk even look like? Does he just scoot along the ground?
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>Playing Mercy
>Pocketing Pharah, my team is doing pretty good and there's a zenyatta so I can afford to flank around with this player.
>Pharah vs Pharah happens, plenty of rockets are missed but my Pharah manages to land two.
>Enemy Pharah attempts to retreat, my Pharah boosts up for some reason to go back to payload
>I boost up and see that enemy pharah is right under me.
>Cancel angel dash
>Fall straight toward Pharah
>MELEE RIGHT BEFORE LANDING
>HITS
>kills the pharah
>mfw Mercy rained from above
>mfw I didn't record this
>mfw I'll probably never do something like this again
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>>144024217
>Does this general actually ever discuss the pro games?

No, the posters here are all convinced that they're better than the pros
>>
>OH BOY A LEGENDARY SKIN
>Pharrah

Well, thats ok, even though I don't like Pharrah, I like the skin. Hopefully the next one I get will be someone I play.

>OH BOY A LEGENDARY SKIN
>Tolborone

fuck
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>>144019531
>teammates so bad they ignore DVA flanking me
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>>144024217
maybe when/if the pro scene will actually be a thing
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>>144024314
>holding down alt fire as Rein
>not setting it to toggle

Obviously you can't play him well
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>>144024284
But that's not gunslinger style m8
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>>144024217
pro games are glorified pub games with two mccrees, two winstons, a widow and a lucio on both sides.
you can literally use cheats in a """pro""" overwatch game without people finding out
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>>144024286
>dick measuring contest
That's called "being useful by keeping enemy sniper focus on low priority targets"
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>>144024090
Charge their tank

Fuck shit up

Hope your team backs you up

Protect their asses if the push werks
>>
>>144023826
ur just not good enough

lol
>>
Do all of the McREE reskins use a blue gun other than vigilante?
>>
>>144024278
11, 9 wins, 2 losses.
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>>144024217
theres nothing to talk about until mccree/widow nerfs, every game hinges on their picks right now and its not particularly fun to watch
>>
>>144024217
Because the 'pro' players have been hacking before the game even came out.
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>>144024343

yeah like a dog with worms
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>>144024217
>the pro games?

They're gonna try and push e-sports but it's never gonna happen.
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>>144024405
You're me
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>tfw you get a legendary skin for a character you never use
>have to force myself to use them so I don't feel like the skin goes to waste
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>>144023102
>>
>How did we lose it was on the point???
GUYS THAT LITTLE METER LEFT THAT IS HIGHLY VISIBLE IS HARD
>>
>this weeks brawl

neat
>>
>>144024276
I've seen some Junkrats do upwards of 50% team damage like myself and kill most anyone without even beingbin their line of sight for the nost part.
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>>144023145
post btag
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>>144024631
fuck off weeb
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>>144024451
>you can literally use cheats in a """pro""" overwatch game without people finding out

surely you mean without getting banned when everyone calls out your blatant aimbotting
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Level 48
Already bored
>>
official fun tiers. if you disagree, you're cancer.

>top fun tier:
Tracer
Junkrat
Reaper
Genji
Mercy (with a competent team)
Zenhyata
Mei
Pudge
Reinhardt

>Moderate fun tier:
Widowmaker
D.Va
Winston
Zarya
Torbjorn (gunslinger style)
Pharah
Symmetra

Cancer tier
Torbjorn (afk with a rock on m1 style)
Bastion
McRee
Lucio
Mercy (with an incompetent team to play with)
Soldier 76 (the aimbot takes out all the fun)
Hanzo (hitboxes being arrow magnets takes out all the fun)
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>>144024443
Still fun m8.
>>
The weekly brawl is the best chance to learn Genji

Do it now or never
>>
>Be Mercy pocketing roadhog
>Being harrassed by Tracer
>Keep getting killed by her
>Roadhog doesn't get a single hook in
HOW BAD
DO YOU HAVE TO BE
>>
Can I play this game at all if I don't buy it ? I mean I want to try it for free in a cybercafe
>>
>Lose Numbani first in under a minute literally every time

STOP OVEREXTENDING YOU FUCKING MORONS. OVEREXTENDING LOSES GAMES.
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>>144024687
tbf that's like at least 40 hours put in
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>>144024631
It's this in a nutshell.
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>>144024542

shit dude if people could compete in fucking tf2 they can compete in this
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>>144024602
>got a skin for a character I always use
>tfw its the shittier color version
>>
when you guys unlock every kind of shit in your account, will you still play OW?
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>>144024662
Sauce on that image?
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>Everyday until Hanzo stops being labeled as a sniper.
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>>144024230
i rebound harmony orb to be M1. now i just click all the dudes.
>>
>>144024693
>Mercy
>fun

Woah so fun to click left or right mouse button depending on whether I want to auto heal or auto boost

Occasionally I even get to revive people. Super fun.

The fact that you think Mercy is top fun while Mcree is fun says it all
>>
>>144024209
it's her biggest complaint and as a mercy """"main"""" I agree with it. It's up way too often
>>
>>144024685
yes, basically
the point is that it's allowed to happen in the first place
>>
>>144022990
word
I think I like KOTH more than payload but there aren't enough maps
>>
thumbs.gfycat com/LimitedEvenDodobird-mobile.mp4

>reddit defends mei

ahah fucking mei players
>>
>>144024649
See, I like to play junkrat like a pick class. Like, jumping behind a Reinhardt and focusing down his Mercy before bombing his team.

Aggressive rat is so much more fun than Pharah
>>
>>144024330
>>144024426
People have been playing this game for months and there are some matches basically every day. Liquid and Cloud 9, two big scale esport orgs, had a match against each other today.

Only nobodies had to wait until the official launch

If you had any fame/reputation in some other FPS pro scene you got in the closed beta
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>>144024759
>your team always hides behind the bus and the right side ledge at attacker spawn
>they just walk past everyone and cap
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>>144024602
>Chopper Torb
>had never played as him
>play as him now and he's fun enough but I only pick him if he melds well with the team and my mains are already picked

>Arctic Zarya
>still need to try her out more but she seems to rely on calling when the opponent is gonna do shit which I'm bad at

>Sharkbait Roadhog
>tried him, don't like how he plays much, shotguns just not my thing

>just 65c from buying a Mercy or Mei legendary skin
>>
>>144024276
Lucio.
He's my go-to cat herder.
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>>144024759
>every Attack/Defend map on defence
>Team sets up right outside their spawn rather than at the main chokepoint
>>
>>144023582
It is, but not in the way that people think.

As you win games, your MMR goes up, but your skill remains the same (you don't get better by winning a game). As the difference between your MMR and your actual skill goes up, you will tend to lose games, because you're deadweight for your team (everyone in the game will have a similar MMR). This corrective action means you tend towards 50% unless you're actively improving at a rapid rate (unlikely).

It works in your favor too. As you lose games, you start getting matched with worse people on both teams, but you're an allstar usually.

Matchmaking isn't sabotaging you by putting absolute shitters on your team. Matchmaking is giving you a chance to play against your betters and you're failing, and then perceiving the fault with the rest of your team.

At least, over a great many games.
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when the furious paul puts your suggestion into his guide
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>>144022408
>playing in japanese
>not liking her adorable accent
GET OUT
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>Be mercy
>Hide behind a wall since I just re spawned
>Res my entire team

lol
>>
>>144024921
you didn't mention the most fun thing about her: shift.
>>
Why hasn't the weekly brawl thing changed yet? It'd been a week
>>
>>144024737
practicing genji is terrible if you can't practice against mcrees, widowmakers, and bastions

not to mention you should not get used to quicker cooldowns. the brawl will actually throw off your genji practice
>>
>>144024542
TBC arena and Heroes of the Storm all over again. I don't know what they were going for in this game. It's designed from the ground up as the most casual console shooter to date, yet marketed as competitive...but also casual? I don't even
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I'm so glad everyone loves Mercy as much as I do!

It really helps me concentrate when I know my whole team is working together!
>>
Post six most useless heroes
>>
>>144025119
But anon, it did already?
>>
>>144025064
>Matchmaking isn't sabotaging you by putting absolute shitters on your team.

well i mean it is, but for different reasons
>>
>>144024921
Mercy has the best mobility skill in the game if your team is good.

l2p.
>>
>>144023949
>>144024662
AnimalJayson#1179
>>
>>144024848
>No skill-based mobility

>Keeping ultras on death

>keeping ultras if you fucking whiff it like a retard and die instantly

>OVERTIME

The game isn't nearly as competitive as TF2, a game that isn't even very competitive.
>>
>solo queue
>constantly up against 4-6man stacks
GAME???
>>
>>144024693
I've never seen a list this objectively shit and I'm a fa/tg/uy.
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>>144025156
i rly like orbs
>>
>>144025159
d.va
torb
zenyatta
mei
hanzo
bastion

and most of the time symmetra
>>
>>144025159
select names from ov_hero_list order by played_time where player_id="your btag" limit=6;
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>>144025097
>S76 was her first
in more ways than 1 i imagine
>>
Reminder that if you have a bad comp you should pick Hanzo to carry your team. He's great on pubs and is almost always useful, even if you already have two snipers.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iN-nnbXIjLk&feature=youtu.be
>>
>>144023746
>playing Farrah
>enemy team does a 5 junk + dj nigga meme strat defending on Route 66
>push niggas off the cliff, rocket people in the face, dump on them in general
>get potg
>it's me bumping Lucio off a cliff and then killing a 1 bar junk who was right next to me
>can't hit a single rocket
>miss first 5
>I regained composure and killed him with 6th
>video cut before last rocket so junk wasn't even dead at the end of it
>"wooow what a play" "amazing potg system blizz" "dude you're SO good" in chat
fugg :DDDD
>>
>>144024957
That's true, and very powerful, especially if you put down concussion mine, wait for it's cooldown and then jump, empty your clip and use concussion mine again to pick off stragglers.

You can also put down your trap and mine next to it and when the trap goes off det mine for a 200 damage burst, enough to finish off most flankers.

I've been working on bouncing 200 hp classes up in the air with concussion mine and airshotting them while they're disoriented but it's hard with how floaty the pipes are.
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>>144025221
No anon. After a few wins, you're the absolute shitter put on everyone else's team.
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My winrate with Mercy in KOTH is really low, I think I'm going to start playing Lucio instead on those maps. Since I won't be playing only Mercy anymore, what should I change my battletag to?
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>>144024451
>>144024685
>>144024941
who are we talking about here? taimou and surefour? if you think either one cheats you're a retarded redditor
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>play as Mercy
>be the only one with map awareness
Do people play this game with horse blinders or 30 FOV holy shit. Is it really that hard to pay attention to your surroundings ?
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>>144025156
Be honest, how much dick are you after
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>MOLTEN CORA
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i'm coming from planetside 2, and i notice that ADAD isn't really a thing in this game. am i just fucking myself over by doing it? i see videos like >>144024894 and it seems like they are just casually circle strafing as they aim.
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>join game
>defeat
>join game
>defeat
totally not forcing 50% winrate guys
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>>144025398
Gimme sauce
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>>144025390

i wish
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>>144025235
>best mobility in the game
That's not genji or even lucio
>you can fly at 1.5 speed in a straight line
>it's completely dependant on your team though
teehee
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>>144025398
nigger lover, ya damn crumbum
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>>144025159
Zarya
Zenyatta
D.va
Bastion
Symmetra
Roadhog
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>It's a McCree lands a flashbang and six shot fan from a mile away without fail episode
>Every kill cam was him landing all six shots of fan no matter what

I don't know if this is just McCree being McCree or hacking.
>>
>>144025159
when played by average randos:

tracer
genji
zenyatta
dva
hanzo
symettra
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>>144025379
oh c'mon mate, that's A+ quality salt.
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>>144025439
no youre not. it makes the player model look like a spastic which makes it harder to kill imo
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>>144025475
Please try not to go full dunning kruger on us m8.
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>ok ill just wait 2 minutes before queueing again
>matched against tryharding ex quake pro streamer stack

I JUST WANT TO PRACTICE AIMING TO GET BETTER

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>144019782
I used voice chat to announce I was griefing the game, that was also the only thing I said, and about midway through the match a chink started screaming at me about how I thought I was pro.
Voice chat with randoms isn't worth the bother, nobody ever makes calls, only complaints.
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>>144024986

>boy this guy sure is good at rugby i bet he'll be great at american football because they both involve running, hitting, an oblong shaped ball and endzones

yeah nah
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>>144025325
>Zenyatta
>Both a great sniper and healer
>Cutest character

Get out of here
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>>144025097

no you're not triage you fucking whore
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>>144025398
Make your name healslut
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>>144019820
shit damage
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>>144025439
footspeed isnt fast enough for it to matter on most characters
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>>144025531
>join game

>there's a low ranking Genji on my team

>I haven't quit a game in a while

BYE NIGGA
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>>144024507
haven't played her enough. play a bigger number of games
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>>144025595
at least against the standard pub bastion, if you teleport behind them, they're dead kiddo.

He just messed up. Nothin personel
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>>144025517
>Jump away from McCree
>get insta-killed
>killcam shows flashbang hit you before you jumped but you still jump despite being stunned
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>>144024894
>Giving a character a bow with the rate of fire of a semi auto rifle, the stopping power of a bolt action, and the hitbox of Roadhog
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>>144025684
no
>>
Honestly the people on my team are lucky I'm autistic about my irrelevant career profile stats or I'd be autolocking into Tracer every game and being completely useless. Why I gotta have so much fun with a hero I'm so bad with?
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>Arriving at Temple of Anubis
>Prepare to attack
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>want to play Blood and Wine but that would mean not playing Overwatch
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>>144024542
This, game is horribly unbalanced like every other blizzard game
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>>144025563

how could my mmr increase if i never win? checkmate atheists
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>>144025471
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=57142065

>>144025431
I'm flattered but too old for that sort of thing nowadays!
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>>144025051
I blame tf2 for this
>>
>>144025635
>Zen
>cutest character

That isn't PACHIMARU
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I planned to attempt this intentionally, but got randonomly bombed myself instead
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>>144025398
AnnoyingTripCockGuzzler
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>>144025609
you sure picked a retarded example

someone who is good at rugby is much more likely to be able to become good at american football too, and in less time than an average joe

same shit with fps games

sure you aren't instantly good when you play a new game but people who have already played some other FPS on top level have got experience that carries over here

it takes them much less time to become good at OW than someone who has never been good in any shooter
>>
>>144019820
Best annoying laughing maniac. Probably shotacon too.
>>
>>144025684
She has some of the highest dps in the game if you can aim.

>>144025792
It isn't anon. You're a special case. You're rock bottom skill wise.
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>>144025325
>bastion
>mei
>torb
Not on pubs
>>
>>144025235
So what? Doesn't make it fun. Mercy is good but boring as fuck to play.
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>>144025635
zenyatta the cutest
CUTEST
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>Arriving at Hanamura
>Prepare to Attack
>>
>webmshare is down
Where the fuck do I go for quality SFM webms now?
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>>144025847
not bad
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>>144025684
Maybe if you're bad.
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>>144025782
Pharah is sex
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There's an extreme lack of Jojoverwatch pictures.
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>had 62% W/L with Pharah
>Now lose constantly
>Game goes crayz well
>Then for some reason we get demolished close to the end

Fuck you.
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>tfw I want to play Mercy because she's my waifu but Lucio is better if your team is bad
>>144025684
She fucking tears niggers up, anon
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>>144025953
>quality SFM webms

now that's a double contradiction in terms
>>
>>144024217
NOBODY CARES BLIZZARD MARKETER YOU FAILED REMEMBER SC2 AND GO FUCKING KILL YOURSELF
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>>144019985
I prefer the nude version of this pic.
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>>144025635
>heals suck
>ult is 9/10 pointless other than saving himself because a tracer shot him once from across the map
>most of them hold the charge skill instead of spamming
if I wanted a dps instead of a healer I could just get a s76 and he wouldn't die in one hit
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>>144025841
>exclamation mark at the end of every sentence
Fuck off basic boring faggot.

I would never sit on your face.
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>>144025190
what the fuck
I swear it hadn't changed earlier
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>He doesn't spend his coins on highlight intros so everyone doesn't have to stare of the shitty animation of your character staring at the camera when he gets PotG
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>>144025916
no way man. getting to zoom around the map saving everybody is way better than le passive heals melanin man.
>>
Where do I chekc my winrate?
>>
>>144019654
I prefer the model of Sigrun but the weapon of Valkyrie
>>
wud u donate 2 d.vas streams
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>>144026038
>ult is pointless unless you have teamwork to back it up

fixed
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>>144025513
>Zarya
>Zenyatta
>useless
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>>144026082
A calculator, anon.
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>>144026008
Lucio is better if your team is good too, but waifufags gonna waifu, play ego you want.
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>>144025684

*shits damage

seriously its fucking disgusting
>>
>>144026070
>not getting all of your favorite heroes' highlight intros from random boxes

get a load of this pleb lmao
>>
>>144024217

You're better off in /r/Competitiveoverwatch/.
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>>144025980
that's actually really neat looking
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>>144026070
I don't get PotG because I'm a good enough healer that 3+ people aren't dead at the same time to be able to res them.
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>game starts
>everyone picks either hanzo or genji
>quit

Why does this happen to every single arcade brawl I'm entering?
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>>144025841
>too old
That didn't stop you last night at Gibraltar.
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>>144025856

it doesn't matter, there is literally no proof that these guys are any better than some random solo player right now other than "they were good at this other game"

there are literal hackers on these big org teams, why the fuck should i care about watching their games?
>>
>How to Pharah?
>How to Mcree?
>How to Tracer?
>How to Reaper?
>How to most of the offense heroes?
>>
>>144020475
fat men have tiny cocks, so sure, as long as he doesn't lie on top of her and crush her bones
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>Entire enemy team has no idea how to take down tjornborn
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>>144026008
i play mercy because i like the way her heels sound when she walks.
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>>144026223
this will fly over people's heads
>>
I have 88% winrate as Lucio with 9 hours played, 11% winrate as Mercy with 5 hours played. Is Lucio that good? I feel like he's way too good. Also, I know I suck at Mercy, but 11% winrate what the fuck
>>
Do i need to own this game because lol DRM to test it in a cybercafe or do I just need a battlenet account and I'm good to go

Same question with SC2, this general is retarded
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>>144026168
Nice reading comprehension.
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>>144025097

Eh I prefer the thing Genji has with mercy
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>>144026075
Yeah I didn't say Lucio is more fun. They're both at the bottom of the barrel when it comes to how fun they are to play imo.
>>
>>144026019
nice accusation

blizz hasn't even promoted OW esports at all so why would i be shilling for that shit here

the main reason blizzard hasn't done any big scale tournaments yet to promote the game is probably because it would expose all the problems of the game to the casual masses that don't notice them themselves

it would kinda contradict their design ideal of making the game revolve around constant hero switching when the optimal way to play the game is to have 2 mccrees from start to finish
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>>144024749
must have 50%
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>Don't care about any of the unlocks because for most characters I like their default skin and poses the most
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>>144025841
>too old

That shouldn't be a problem
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>>144026257
>tfw losing to a torb/bastion defense with pubs
>i'm the only one shelling as junkrat
>get assassinated constantly, no help

>tfw losing to an ALL TORB defense with pubs
>i'm the only one that goes DVA
>i beg people to go dva
>take down like five turrets but they go right back up

fuck pubs holy shit forced50 is real
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>tfw you randomly manage a coordinated push with pub
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>>144026313
idk anon im like 50% for both of them. maybe you're just really good at frog man
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one class only matches are the best
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>>144026347
>>
How the fuck do you kill Lucio? No matter what he takes forever to die, you have to chase him and he keeps regenerating his health like a motherfucking faggot.
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>>144026342
There was nothing particularly hard to understand about your post. You opened with a wrong opinion and then cried about your waifu.
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>>144026313
Mercy is only as good as your team is
>>
>>144025347
NO
NO
NO
DON'T.
>>
>see reaper teleport behind enemy widow location
>great, now i can push the front without being ventiliated by 2000 body shots
>get ventiliated by 2000 body shots

fuck's sake.
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>>144020438
Yanks like pretending to be Irish don't they?
>>
>>144026437
I would love to be in the middle of that reversed gangbang.
>>
>>144026439
You actually have to hit him when you shoot that's how you kill people.
>>
POTGs should never include ults, they're way more impressive without them
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>>144026427
I have a 80% winrate as Lucio as well. He's not hard, anon.
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>>144019912
>Tracer's butt pose was removed
except it wasn't, the SJW complaint was arguing that Tracer showing her ass like that didn't fit her character.
Blizzard agreed, and made her pose more 'playful' but made the ass even more exposed

based Blizzard blowing SJWs off
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>>144026439
snipers, junkrat, pharah do me in pretty well

also this>>144026534
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>>144025347

that's not funny, my brother died that way
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I WANT TO KISS AND SEX PHARAH
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>>144025347
That's what I already do when I don't feel like trying, when my team has no supports and tanks
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>>144026242
>pharah
spam rockets, try to disrupt the enemy formation with the knockback. shoot from high places if you can, think vertically.

>mcree
press e, then press m2. Congrats, you are an e+m2 warrior now. Only the dreaded w+m1 pyros can match you for skill.

>tracer
run up real close to people, unload a clip into them. blink or time jump out. repeat. Know the maps, because you can steal all the health packs. Your mobility+map knowledge gives you insane staying power.

>reaper
similar to tracer: know the maps. Sneak up behind people, and then hold your m1 button down. Get headshots. When ult is full, teleport into group of five and press q to receive the play of the game. Try to flank people, or stay behind a reinhardt shield, teleport in, kill, then wraith form back behind your buddy's shield. Go after healers.
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>>144026619
To bad she is Symmetra's sub.
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>>144020867
It's probably fine
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>>144026541
Then it will be widow potg every time.
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>Get skin insanity
>Want to get rid of it
>Buy 50 boxes to get it out of my system
>Get shit like Punk Tracer, Banana Bandit McCree and Nevermore Reaper
>Pretty satisfied overall
>Suddenly getting matched with people 20 levels higher than me
>Win rate dropped by 15% in the past hour alone
>Mfw

Can't I just get matched with people the same level as me? Looking nicer doesn't make me play better, for fuck sake Blizzard.
>>
>>144026439
Like any support, seperate him from his team. He's literally dead weight alone
But with frog chances are he'll probably be trying to do the same to you and he can kite
Other than that, he's got 200 HP
>>
>Overtime is broken they just kept running at us one at a time until they won!
Am I supposed to believe this?
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>>144026534
Oh I wouldn't say that.
>>
Should you be aiming for heads or bodys as tracer?
>>
>>144026680
Symmetra is too busy autistic and pooing in streets.
>>
>>144026708
I've started to like the banana bandit
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>>144026680
POO IN THE LOO ONLY HAS SEX WITH HER SHIT TURRETS
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>>144026395
>the main reason blizzard
More like "the main reason we".
Fuck off shill.
>>
>>144026425
this is why zarya is an excellent pub carry, black hole is an amazing team killer
>>
>>144026687
nah, disagree. You'd think it'd be that or McCree, but realistically it'd probably be flankers for the most part for sure, but at least we'd see some variety.
>>
>>144026306
this

That sound is some ASMR shit
>>
>>144026237
you can always argue that there might be some hidden talent soloing in matchmaking who is better than all the pros

that doesn't matter at all though

there are tournaments and who wins the tournaments is the best, thats how it works

not some hypothetical player who doesn't even compete

there could be some kid living in some primitive tribe in deepest africa who runs faster than usain bolt but that doesnt really matter does it when at most the people in his tribe know him as a fast runner?
>>
>>144020867
are you sending your daughter to a nunnery
>>
>>144026775
always heads
>>
>>144024749
this is why you don't pocket tanks. pocket that fucking mcree or S:76 who's been melting people all game.

spot heal the tank if you have to, but your deeps is actually going to be what keeps nigga's off you.
>>
>>144026775
heads
>>
>>144026775
Heads.
>>
>>144026786
>>144026795

Sure thing...

http://webm.land/media/mViX.webm
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>>144026038
Sounds like someone's shit
>>
>>144026775
feet
>>
>>144026306
now that you mention it I really enjoy that sound too
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>>144026835
imagine the smell
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>>144023102
>>
>>144026859
yeah, zenyatta
>>
>>144025348
>TRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

kek everytime
>>
>>144026835

DELETE THIS
>>
>never get potg
>not even mad, I just want people to see my highlight intros
>>
>>144026816
You're missing the other anon's point by a mile
>>
How can you be even good with Genji? Literally cannot play this dude
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>idiots pick autism heroes for KOTH
>none of them can damage the enemy team
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>>144026438
>when an obvious aimbotter accidentally does too well and get potg
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>>144025980
There isn't
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>>144026804
I'm curious what her achievements are now since she seems to enable everyone else's
>>
>>144020867
>Naming your kid after a brainwashed sociopathic puppet

Wew
>>
>>144026070
Doesn't matter how good my intro is for PoTG it's still just me blowing myself up along with 3 of their team if I ever get it.
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>tfw you can't finish off anybody
>>
>play Soldier 76
>team gets wiped in final push in Lijiang Tower KOTH
>stay alive with biotic field just outside of the point
>dance in and out of the point to extend Overtime for about twenty seconds
>enemy team wises up and joins up to kill me
>sprint past them, barely step onto the point, and get killed, extending overtime again
>team shows up and takes the point
>we win
Reminder to never give up
>>
>>144026708
Same thing happened to me last week, just been playing with friend-only games since while telling people the purchase loot-boxes aren't worth it. Friend of mine did it anyway and regretted it a few matches later.
>>
>>144026997
Watch Seagull's videos.
>>
>>144027020
do they already have aimbots, or is it just the in game aim assist?
>>
>>144026835
why is symmetras face/chin so disgusting
>>
Are the AI good in any way shape or form or do i need to play an online match to grow some balls
>>
Did one of the mercy tripfags get banned only for this other one to crawl out of the gutter?
Why are you feeding it (You)s?
>>
Why is Mei the worst possible team mate anyone could ever have?
>>
>>144027123
there's cheaters already
just look at the 'compteams'
>>144027164
y would they get bant lmao
>>
>>144026823
Yeah but roadhog's hook really should be enough to keep a single tracer in check.
>>
>>144026687
Reaper
Widow
Bastion
Pharah sometimes
Torbjorn sometimes
Junkrat sometimes
Occasionally other characters
>>
>>144026823
>don't pocket tanks

speaking of

if i'm reinhardt or winston and shift into the enemy team as an opener

DON'T FUCKING FOLLOW ME. i realize that you play mercy because you're retarded and suck ass both literally and figuratively but really now how does following that seem like a good idea.
>>
The low ability cooldowns actually ruin this brawl tbqh

It just becomes a dashfest instead of what Genji is actually about which is timing.
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>>144026916
In Overwatch, old poor countries are now extremely advanced and civilized.

Ok for Junkrat and Roadhog, they probably smell oil and sweat, but Symmetra is clearly clean.
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>>144027028
They are pretty easy.
>Get 5 people into one Graviton Surge
>Maintain high charge for some time
>>
>>144027028
The Power of Attraction: Capture 5 enemies in a single use of Zarya's Graviton Surge in quick or competitive play

Rewards: Cute Spray

Power Overwhelming: Keep Zarya's Particle Cannon above 70 Power for 60 seconds in quick or competitive play

Rewards: Pixel Spray
>>
>>144026708
Wait, does matchmaking really put you with players based on the skins you have? What?
>>
>>144020438
You're lucky we let you stay a part of the UK. Try harder to leave next time so we can stop supporting your shitheap country's obesity problem.
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>you will never get a legendary skin for a character you use

I think I can just going to spend the $40 on 50 boxes.
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>>144027159
Doesn't hurt to play some AI first for a few games to get a feel of the characters.
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>>144025265
>keeping ultras if you fucking whiff it like a retard and die instantly

This annoys me so fucking much, 20 seconds later they're back at the same spot for another go, fucking useless shitter Genjis.
>>
Holy shit fuck this retarded cocksucking shuffle between rounds.
I get a close fucking game, and on the next fucking round guess what, it got shuffled so now my team has all the good players and the other has all mediocre and outright bad players, and we absolutely fucking stomp their shit. Like it's not even a contest.
They are the chaotic rag tag shitcrew, my team actually coordinates ults and works together.
And a match earlier this was on both sides.
What the fuck is this bullshit.
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>>144027007
>gold eliminations as the tank at a whopping 3 in the first 3 minutes of a payload map
yeah this game is fun sometimes
>>
don't even really play this game but it would be great if Mercy would sit on my face

ok
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>>144027123
There's a streamer who's already been banned back during the beta for an aimbot.

He was playing widowmaker and they caught him when his aimbot kept snapping to the head of someone who was getting revived by Mercy, during that moment of invulnerability he moved the mouse away and snapped back to their head like 4 times. It was pretty obvious.
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>>144026995
>there is literally no proof that these guys are any better than some random solo player right now
i am tackling on this point mainly and my point is exact counter to it. the tournaments they participate in are the proof of them being better. if someone thinks they are better they are free to try to break in the pro scene and beat these teams.

i didn't address the cheating accusations because they're retarded reddit nonsense if that's what you mean
>>
>Try out Lucio
>become addicted to going fast and wall running
>spend the entire round just trying to skate as high up and as crazy as I can
>entire team is mad I'm not healing them
It's simply too much fun guys, skating around the map and dive bombing shitter widowmakers
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>>144027123
there's a webm floating around of a mcree on an official comp team in an official blizz tournament aimbotting and trying to cover it up (poorly)
>>
>Sniping
>Getting instant kill headshots
>Getting instant kill bodyshots EZ with wallhacks
>Genji/Tracer tries to flank me because that's their job
>Pull out my little M60 and blow them away with 10 million bullets

XD this is so fun! I'm so good!
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>>144027164
>getting banned for using a trip

Hello there newfriend!

If the trips bother you so much, why not filter them?

Perhaps reddit is more your speed?
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>>144027159
AI will never be able to compare to experience gained from playing against human players, even if they're also terrible. Bots don't adapt or strategize.
>>
the new arcade brawl sucks desu
>>
hey lads, having a lot of fun in over watch starting to feel a bit guilty though for my team mates, lose quite a lot of games like 60% of them.

Should I just keep playing one champ till I get really good at them, or should i keep doing what I'm doing and fill. sometimes I'm not really sure what I could be doing to help us win.

Any advice appreciated cheers.
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>>144027102
HAVE YOU HEARD
ABOUT SEAGULL?
I'M NOT SHILLING, I GENUINELY WANT SOMEONE TO WATCH VIDEOS TO IMPROVE INSTEAD OF PLAYING THE GAME
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>>144027259
she probably found a way to smell like shit
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This tier list should be the most accurate so far.

God tier (pick every map):
Reinhardt - Mercy/Lucio - Junkrat

Top Tier (fill up with these):
Mei - McCree - Genji - Winston

Only pick on defense and only if you know what you are doing tier:
Widowmaker

I play for fun Tier:
Everyone else.
>>
>Useless faggot switched to Hanzo (was Widowmaker)
>>
Are there any unflattering pictures of Tracer?
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>>144027347
someone please find this.
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>>144027026

za warudo is with fighting for!
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>>144027293
See >>144026708
It's not worth it nigga.

>>144027274
I'm assuming so, or at least matches you with players who have similar amounts of unlocks. Because I've just been getting fucking bodied so far.
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How hard is it for a Mercy to follow a good Genji?

As rare as it is, would you follow them over anyone else?
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>>144027364
i'm not against you, but that post is just plain retarded
reddit is closer to trip culture than 4chan nowadays, in the sense that tripcodes identify you, so you aren't anonymous and take responsibility for your post
whereas, you know, 4chan you can post anonymously, which is not a thing you can do on reddit
start thinking before you post
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>>144027363
t. shitty genji who loses to widow 1v1
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>>144023853
>literally dropping free ult for the enemy
[audible wew ladding]
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>>144027432
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>>144027412
Sup autism
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>>144027486
you would die a lot and no, never
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>>144027331
They're literally not accusations, and since you obviously don't know what you're talking about it's kind of pointless
I'll just let the other guy call you a retard
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>>144026437
>>144026515
>They each take turns draining you of your bodily fluids and inspecting your cavities
>The Imp and Devil dominate you in turns with the Angels who love you tenderly playing alternating good cop bad cop
>When you think you're about to die of exhaustion and you can't possibly take any more, Valkyrie Mercy descends to carry you to Valhalla for some rest
>She ults you and they do it all over again until you pass out
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I've been struggling to "get" Zarya for a couple evenings now but today she's just clicked into place with me and it is wonderful.

She's not overpowered, she's not underpowered, played well she can turn a tide, played poorly she has no clutch get-out-of-jail card. A highly rewarding character to play as, when you get PotG you KNOW you fucking earned that.

I used to think she was UP.
Used to.

Is this how it feels to love?
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>>144026439
i find lucio very easy to kill as tracer, just gotta have that tracking aim that most of your shots are crits

also when i play widow i find lucio quite an easy target to score a headshot on, there is something about the way he skates around that makes aiming at him very easy compared to some other heroes. soldier76 for example is much harder to aim at when is in movement than mccree although both have a fairly similar normal humanoid shape. it's about the moving animation really
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> Played in OW beta have fun
>Preorder
>having fun at the start
>all of the sudden
>Defeat
>Defeat
>Defeat
>Defeat
>Defeat
>All those years playing FPS games feels like its gon to waste
>Having a hard time carrying shitters
>Feels like I'm going against MLG and my team is shit
>Try not to blame my team and git gud
>No use DEFEAT DEFEAT WIN DEFEAT

I feel like giving up.
>>
I JUST REALISED YOU COULD HOLD DOWN RIGHT CLICK ON ZENYATTA FOR A SUPER CHARGED ATTACK
>>
Why is the Ult buildup rate so slow for the Brawl?
Why are the cooldowns so short?
>>
Remember to report anime players.

You know the type.

They rotate, ever useless, between a list of select anime type heroes. You will never see an anime player playing anything other than:

>genji
>hanzo
>mcree
>reaper
>widowmaker
>reinhardt.
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>>144027382
>implying half the guys i'm matched with do that
>>
>heal Genji or Hanzo as Zenyatta
>"Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto"
>>
>>144027412

You do genuinely notice things you probably wouldn't otherwise figure out. But your aim won't get any better.
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>the symbol for room is a casket
What did he mean by this?
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>>144025789
>because of balance
No, because it's a hypercasual clusterfuck piece of shit people would rather play than watch.
>>
>>144027363
I feel you. Don't worry, mcree and widow nerfs are coming.
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>>144027586
Are you me?
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there is not nearly enough people talking about ma petit chéri
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>>144027536
Whaddup shill
My boy seagull, amirite?
>>
>>144027331

>they win in these tournaments

why are they in these tournaments? because they have been playing longer than a fucking week

why have they been playing longer than a week? because they were good at other games

why aren't people trying to enter these tournaments to beat these "pros"? because the game has beeen out a week and there is no way to tell who is actually good at the game because there is no ranked matchmaking so there is no way to tell who would be a good teammate

this "pro scene" right now is the definition of forced

and i'm sure this is totally a reddit tier accusation of hacking, when he tried to recreate it on a stationary target he couldn't do it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CX-AepyRFU
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>join match
>enemy team has 2 supporters
>we have 0

EPIC
>>
>someone goes Symmetra on KOTH so "we could get to well"
>"worth it even if we lose"
>proceeds to go Roadhog, presumably to pull people into the hole but he doesn't land any hooks anyway

I'm so tired.

I'm so fucking tired.

You seriously can't make this shit up.
>>
>mfw 3% accuracy with Hanzo on the brawl

This is why I play Rein.
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>>144027719
I want to blow my load all over her pretty face.
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>>144027574
I hate her hair with this skin and the recolour. The colour is fine but its the style that bothers me.
>>
>>144027646
>I know the fears that haunt you
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>>144027363
>play mercy
>damage boost Widowmaker
>she starts 1 shotting body shots
>people mad in chat, calling hacks
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>>144027442
>Hanzo
>switch

immersion ruined
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>>144026439
Any quick high damage, Junkrat burst, Roadhog meat shot, pharah direct hits, widowmaker etc.
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>>144019531
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>>144027731
You realize there was a pretty large competitive scene during the closed beta months, right?
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>>144027573
i've seen all the gifs and the original youtube VoD too of the match where surefour supposedly cheated, mostly when he played tracer

i've also seen the taimou clip where his aim spazzes out when playing widow

neither are concrete proof of cheating

the only good proof of cheating i've seen is still that one video in numbani where the s76 perfectly tracks the pharah in air. that guy was some nobody and not a pro
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Put Symmetra under defense so the fucking No Support tip is still there when I pick her!!!!
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is everyone who picks female characters autistic?
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>>144027453
Muda muda MUDA!
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>>144027619
Add D.VA to that list you fucking whore.
>>
>>144027487
Still
>whining about tripfags
They're the easiest people to ignore on this website. In better times on 4chan there were far more of them. Reddit isn't bad because it isn't anonymous, it's bad because upvotes make everything an unfunny echo chamber.
>>
>looks like you're winning too much
>let's send you to ilios to keep those wins in check
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>>144027364
if ya want trip posting go use reddit or ur own personal blog ya ham bone
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>>144026070
>that Transcendence POTG animation
I know I'm never gonna get a Zen POTG ever again once I unlock it. I just want that and the Round of Applause emote.
>>
>>144027579
zarya is one of my favorite heroes, but I hate her default model

really wish i had siberian front
>>
>>144027719
I love Widowmaker
>>
>>144027601
Unforunately it's also entirely useless compared to LMB spam
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>>144020673
Well
Shit
You're right
>>
I'm no ordinary anon. I'm actually the best Overwatch character. Ask me anything.
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>>144027648
>Open is the Walmart logo

WALMART HERO CONFIRMED

>Throws credits at enemies to damage them
>Gathers credits after killing enemies in order to increase damage
>Ult is a giant coin the bounces off of enemies
>Can debuff enemies so more coins fall out when they die
>Can turn himself into gold to protect himself from damage
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>>144027601

protip: rebind orb of discord to rmb because that charge shit is a waste of time
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These maps are all horribly balanced
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>>144027817
R8
>>
Everyone seems to have a problem with people that 'main' a character. I main Lucio (14 hours with him compared to ~1 on most other heroes) and generally don't switch, am I a bad person?
>>
>>144027225
its not. unless the guy behind street pig is the best player on your team, you are 100% better off with your stripper pole shoved up any offensive hero's butt. with the exception of reinhardt (and his is still pretty meh compared to others), the tanks in this game have really shitty peeling abilities.

even a mediocre Mei or Junkrat can do a better job keeping backline invaders out of your hair.
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>have to play winston 90% of the time because there's always a naruto jr and mlg quickscoper on the other team
>>
I have the most difficulty ever winning against Reaper.

Widow, Pharah, D.Va, Tracer.

No matter who I use he always fucking wins.
>>
>>144027810
False
I'm gonna go with false
30% of 150 is 45
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>>144027817
>>144028003
Kill yourself.
>>
>>144028008
no, just do whatever the fuck you want to do
>>
>>144027646
>>144027793
I really like this touch of small situational lines

>Justice rains from ab-augh...
>Justice is defined by the hand who claims it
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>>144027775
I unironically enjoy playing Symmetra on Lijiang Tower
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>>144028042
mccree
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>>144028042
Don't run into his shotguns, retard

There's a reason why shotguns are used in close quarters
>>
>>144027859
>coreans in my anime

look man we try to pretend it doesn't happen please work with us here
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>>144028008

There are 4/5 heroes who are pretty much placed in virtually every team setup that isn't designed to catch someone out, Lucio is one of them.
>>
>Super Shimada Bros
FINALLY A REASON TO PLAY GENJI AND NOT CARE
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>>144028008
Maining a support that heals is good for any situation.
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>>144027817
r8
>>
gonna need a new thread, family.
>>
>>144028042
tried torbjorn?
reaper is a flanker with short range weapons, seems like the ideal counter
if all else fails there's mcree
>>
>>144028003
low I guess
kys senpai
>>
>>144028008
People who don't understand that "main" means "character I'm most comfortable playing and have spent the most time with" need to be lined up and shot
But no, you're a support that's literally always good
>>
>>144024217 >>144024306 >>144024318 >>144024330 >>144024352 >>144024426 >>144024451 >>144024509 >>144024518 >>144024542 >>144026019 >>144026193

did you retards think i was joking with >>144022085

look up liquid 9 roster

there's a literal nobody on it with some fucking HOTS history which is a MOBA

look up the other players on all teams

they're all nobodies except very few, and two people have been caught cheating
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>>144021440
Thanks friend I want to be god genji, any more tips?
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>>144027817
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>>144027586
>This
>THIS
>THIS!

>Can't even switch off the compulsion to win and "have fun"
>Have to get fucking invested
>Keep losing
>If I die to bullshit abilities or tick rate or a bug a reflex of pressing Alt+F4 before my warm body even hits the ground kicks in and I just open it up again and start another game

Fucking hell not even Dota makes me this mad, what happened?
>>
>>144028008

well at least it's not genji
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Having a inhouse on Friday night with some of the est time regulars, might need a few extra if anyone wants to watch some degenerates fight each other.
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So, is Mercy and Lucio together in one team actually good or is that just a meme?
I want to get better at supports because I keep losing if I dont picks something that can kill the enemy team but it happens a lot that someone else picks a second support and I do not think that it is strong, considering that supports do not deal a lot of damage.
>>
>>144028156
Why do you hate having Zarya? I'm actually curious.
>>
>>144028042

You win the matchup if you're good with Widow, try to outrange him more as Pharah. Run away as Tracer, D.Va just loses to everyone so it doesn't matter what you do.

McCree is better than all of them though.
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>>144025097
Why do I find this STUPIDLY cute?!

what the hell anon!
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>>144028068
y?
>>
>>144028075
The one for Tracer is GOAT

"Move too quickly, and you might miss something"
>>
>>144028220
Holy shit esports guy off yourself
No one cares if you think you were joking or even were
We're just not feeding your retardation
>>
>>144028220
LITERALLY NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU
SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>
Memery aside, how exactly is Zarya a feminist?

Is it purely the pink hair? She doesn't seem to say or do anything particularly SJW'y so I'm a bit confused.
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>>144027817
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>>144028445
please fuck off retard
>>
>>144027412
>asking for someone to tell you how to git gud
>won't WATCH someone tell you how to git gud
hahaha you dumb nigger lol
>>
>>144028310
Her abilities are all well and good, I literally just hate her because of her character design. If she didn't have that gay ass short pink hair maybe I would like her more. Reminds me too much of sjw libshits
>>
>>144028445

she looks like a butch pink-haired lesbian

beyond the visual design there's nothing
>>
>>144028445
she isnt
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>>144028276
mercy/lucio and zenyatta/lucio are good
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>>144027586
>>
>>144027818

are you illiterate? what did my post say?

>why were they playing this game for longer than a week (aka in the closed beta), because they were good at OTHER GAMES
>>
>>144028445
It's that her appearance is purely the result of pandering
>>
>>144028310
It says feminist bitch on it so I'm guessing thats' why.
>>
>>144028156
>hates zarya

If you have a good Zarya, you and your supports will never die and there will be big set-up ults all day
>>
Jesus christ, Zenyatta kills tanks within seconds
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>>144028457
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>>144028276
Lucys damage is fine, though. A lot of people use them, it's overkill tbqh. Much better with a Lucio/Zen or even Mercy and Symmetra
>>
>PS4 players already lvl 80+

Fucking how?
>>
>>144021407
It's not the middle of the day in normal countries for real people
>>
>>144028276

It's better for every comp except double Winston.
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im sorry guys

shes too much fun
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>>144028220
It doesnt matter anyways, overwatch wont replace any serious FPS e-sport anyhow lol
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>>144028562
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>>144027856
>>
>>144028445
>how exactly is Zarya a feminist?
she isn't. she's actually pretty conservative. thats the joke.
>>
>>144028226
melee immediately before every shift
every single one
understand that the elimination beep sound is basically an indicator for your shift cooldown
the acceptable range for m2 is probably shorter than you think it is
in nepal (the koth spot the indoors place where you can fall off) you can pretty safely challenge any respawning heroes since you're near two healthpacks and cut off from the objective
love that map so much now
>>
>>144028537
Source?
>>
>>144028537

she and 20 other designs
>>
This game makes me so fucking angry but I can't stop playing.
>>
>>144028539
Was asking in term of gameplay. :^)
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>>144028486
>getting confused by a clear question
>calling him a retard
kek
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Late night matches are fun!
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>>144028445
she's not. idiots get offended by her short pink hair or something.
>>
>>144028445
holy shit can you faggots stop bringing this up
>>
>>144028486
Will do.

>>144028517
>>144028521
>>144028537
Ahh, I see, I get it. I wasn't taking her being "stronk" into account because it's a russia thing for strong women too, not just an sjw bullshit thing.

Eh, that doesn't bother me then, i'll carry on playing her.

Thanks guys.
>>
>>144027906

Check the Highlights bit on the main menu every so often. May not be a PotG but it's something
>>
>>144028041
Not surprised you picked the easiest counter, shitter.
>>
>>144028502
I'm not the guy who asked, though, so half your argument is retarded and the other half is critical for watching videos to improve personal gameplay.
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>>144023102
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>>144022085
More like this game is trash.
>>
>>144028667
>tfw watched first arc of JoJo just this weekend
feels good to be on the other side
>>
Anyone wonder what Zarya's character was originally going to be?

big russian guy instead(heavy copy) or still female?
>>
>>144028562

yeah the tank counters in this game are pretty fucking good at what they do
>>
>>144028505
I hate her for the same reason, but she's still one of my most played heroes because she's so fun to play. I also got her goth/punk legendary in a box and I was fucking mad, it's fucking terrible
>>
>>144028550
I only hate her for her character design. Pandering to sjw libshits. Other than that she's fine with her abilities
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>>144028667

That's perfect
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>>144023102
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>>144027817
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>>144028715
i read this in mei's voice for some reason
>>
>>144028662
Why do drawfags not realise his eyes are the blue dots?
>>
>>144028743
Never. The world must know of their impotent, misdirected rage.
>>
>>144028628
good choice pham
>>
>>144028715
I wish I could play vs shitters like this

Instead every match is a fucking teeth gritting war of attrition that comes down to the last seconds for every point
>>
>>144028864
Keep in mind that the joke of russian women being just as big and strong as russian men is a cold war thing, not a leftist retard thing.

Maybe they always were going to be a big woman?
>>
>>144028897
or maybe you're reading into it too much because you're so steeped in your dumb gamergate SJW bullshit.
>>
>>144028715
>Torbjorn missed the rivetgun headshot three times
Top heh
>>
>>144028935

implying
>>
>>144028935

Then what are the slits?
>>
>Play Reinhardt
>Opposing team also has a Reinhardt
>Immediately develop a intense longing to beat him and establish dominance on the field
I can't explain it. As soon as I see that red shield pop up I can just feel my heart burn.
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>Let's all stand on a corner against Tracer, that's a good trick.
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>>144028715
tickle gun
>>144028925
What's wrong with D.va's playerbase? I only play her b/c she's cute af
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>>144023716
>champion

okay league baby
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>>144029080
breeding holes
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>>144028380
>>144028394
did you read it wrong or are you just retarded? i'm literally telling you how shit the "scene" is right now, which is what you did and everyone else
>>
god damn genji is fun
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>>144023102
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>>144028897
But how is she pandering?
Pink hair alone doesn't mean anything.

I'm not against you here, I don't play Pharah because she's a moslem but I don't think there's anything overtly pandering about Zarya.
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>>144029008

and a mccree behind every single fucking corner
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new thread when
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>>144025847
Those are the best kills.
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>>144028925
>mei is not most cancerous playerbase
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>>144029141
Yeah at first I thought he was really frustrating to play, but 10h of gameplay with him later I'm honestly carrying a lot of game. I'm still pretty bad at using his ultimate though, it feels like I waste it every time
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>>144029165
got a kek from me

upboated
>>
For anyone who hasn't bought the game yet and is considering it, do not DO FUCKING NOT buy this unless you have 5 other friends to play with you or you will not have a good time. Ever.

I mean this 100% sincerely, do not play this game solo/without a 6-man. FUCKING. DON'T.
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>>144029107
emote+Q's that get 0 players for starters

She's almost as bad as roadhog in terms of ult charge donation, thank god he isn't cute or more people would play him
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>>144029126
NO
ONE
CARES
>>
>>144028901

REMOVE

APPLIANCE
>>
Does one play on minimum settings on PC or have the "recommended" experience on Console (Xbox specifically)?
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>>144029298
i play with 2 other guys most of the time and im having lots of fun
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>>144029080
Ventilation purpose.
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>>144029174
>Pharah
>moslem

Uwot
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>>144028562
if it wasn't for his 150 health, the dude would be pure cancer.

>biggest cockblocking ult in the game
>lil' nigga can put aids on you
>can heal without even being near his allies
>only silent hero
>has pinpoint accurate weapon with good range, damage, and fire rate

you faggots better pray he's never buffed.
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I've been made to play Reinhardt so much for my teams that I've gotten massively good with him

I'm sorry I play Genji so much but he counters so many heroes so well and I enjoy ulting enemy teams from behind
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>>144027579
any tips on how to use her well?
what made you "click"?
>>
>>144029279
flank with it when the enemies are focusing on pushing so they're distracted. jump down from a ledge behind them and just take out as many squishies as you can
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>>144029174
>I don't play Pharah because she's a moslem
nobody is this autistic
>>
>>144029416
she's egyptian
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>>144029174
>short pink hair
>clear emphasis on how strong she is
muh im strong and independent
Its clear pandering.
>>
>>144029174
She's egyptian you troglodyte
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>>144029416
Watch her animated short.
It's not expressed in-game but I still refuse to play her.
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>>144029174
Not him but who else is the character made of? When designing characters you make characters people find cool, cute, beautiful or badass. If you make characters that don't appeal to people they'll be less interested in your game. Who does Zarya appeal to? Most men find her ugly. Most women don't want to look like her. She's russian but not attractive to most russians or a good representation of the country. Even saying muscle fetishist isn't necessarily true, a character like Amazon from Dragon's Crown do that much better by showing her muscles and have a beautiful face.
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>>144029537
If there was an actual muslim character I'd never touch it, though.
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>>144029474

please stop playing mccree
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>>144028628
she is fun
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>These Widows that can hit every headshot
>These Soldier 76s that can land every shot

Is there an aimbot out for this game yet or did we get the literal tryhard CoD and Battlefield players?
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Hey guys look what's new
>Genji / Hanzi
>50% ult gain
>75% faster ability cooldown
>Hanamura only
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>>144027817
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>>144029126
>Hey HEY GUYS HEY Hey YEAH LOOK AT MY POST I TOLD YOU I TOLD YOU HEY GUYS HEY LOOK MOM LOOK HEY

fuck OFF
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>>144029008
I only get these shitters late night, otherwise it's as you say. but at least I get to cut lose a couple of times.

>>144029050
Yep, only reason I actually got Potg.
>Actually managing to hit something other then headshot on D.va mecha armor.
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>>144027579
Love the feeling of breaking pushes, turn around play her on attack and become the siege engine. Hilarious to watch Genjis try and deflect her main attack, and when people think they'll show you by switching to her mid game.
>>144021670 also this
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>>144029474
I'm already there

>tfw 89% on fire MVP
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>>144029670
There are triggerbots, supposedly.
>>
>>144029640
Why would you stop? Where did the cowboy touch you?
>>
>>144029578
But physically strong russian women isn't an SJW thing, it's an anti-russia wartime "meme"

Long before anyone even heard the words SJW films and media were joking of the "Russian women are just like russian men" thing as an attempt to say russian women aren't womanly.
>>
>>144029707
What's with everyone in this game having a robotic left arm
>>
>>144029569

She's a future Egyptian. Nevermind the fact that while a majority are Muslim, anywhere from 6-20% of the population is Christian. We don't have projected data on what the religious demographics will be that far in the future, she could easily be unaffiliated.
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>>144029848
to satisfy amputee fags
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>>144029467
the orbs have trajectory like pharah's rockets do
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>>144027817
I purposely avoid playing with heros that I spent most time with so I don't get stuck in a rut
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>>144029610
She doesn't have an animated short and she has a tattoo of another god on her face. How could you think she's a mussie?
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>>144029874
most of the world is probably muslim at that point since they are taking over the world atm like cockroaches
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>>144029848
robot arms are cool
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>>144029213
>>144025847
>no airshots
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>>144029683

Ability cooldown ruins it. Was looking forward to some actually skillful aiming and duels, instead it's just spam.
>>
>>144029848
they're war vets
>>
>>144029639
Watch her animated short, she is muslim.
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>>144029836
>expecting underage to know that
>>
>Playing D.Va on weekly brawl

Now this is how D.Va should be.
>>
>>144029836
I don't have a problem with strong women, I'm not some sperglord who thinks all women deserve to be in the kitchen. I don't mind if Zarya is a strong female character, Its the short pink hair that makes her clearly a pandering character.
>>
>>144027579
It's unreal how long you can stay alive as Zarya if you play her right. She's my most played by far. I don't want to be someone who "mains" but I just have to much fun playing her and I have a higher win ratio with her than any other character.
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>>144029970
Which is why you should unironically vote for you know who
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>>144028003
>>144028457
>>144029930
Real taste.
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>>144028781

Are you unaware that this entire game is SJW personified? The diverse, multicultural cast? The maps that cast third word countries as soon-to-be bright and shiny future cities? The significant backstory dealing with equal rights for omnics?

If you hate SJW's, you're playing the wrong game.
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>>144030171
shut thef fuck up
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>>144030061
She doesn't have one, memelord.
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>>144030171
DELETE THIS REEEEEE
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>>144029930
i swear this couldn't be more retarded. carried by ZARYA? hate having WIDOWMAKER on your team?? fuck off

at least you have a fine taste on best grill
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>>144030270
sorry, I apologise, I meant the comic.
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>>144030171
It's fiction, dumbass.
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>>144030171
I like to see it more as an late 90's superhero cartoon. I'd rather see that than SJW fap material.
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>>144027817
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>>144030171

To be fair, Nairobi is reasonably well developed today. A lot can happen in 60 years with rapid technological advancement in robotics, the whole world would presumably experience dramatic changes in its overall wealth appearance.
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>>144028925

The bird is female?
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>>144027347
>>144027452
Its surelock from Cloud9,yea there actually covering it up
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>>144030383
Well timed Zarya ult does wonderful shit. People bitch about temple of anubis attack, but with a Zariya pulling for you at the last moment, shit is fantastic. Only time her ult didn't do anything was when against 5 torbjorn defense.
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>>144028457
Hell yeah
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>>144030403
What does that have to do with literally anything

It doesnt have to be real life to represent something idiot
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>>144028689

That's really all there is to it at the end of the day
>>
>>144030251
>>144030283
>>144030403
>>144030408

Don't look at me, I wasn't the idiot unironically on the verge of not playing a character because they might be a SJW.
>>
>>144029174
>tfw both a muslim and a good hero
>>
"He who saves one life, It is as if he had saved the world" - Pharah interactive comic

"whoever saves a life, it is as though he had saved all mankind." - Quran 5:32
>>
>>144030383
widowmakers are shitters who don't go into the point during overtime.
>>
>>144030171
Overwatch is a global agency.
The cast has to be multicultural. Unless YOU want a game pandered to your liking. There are tons of works of fiction that uses equal rights trope for a uprising.
>>
>>144030390
So, it's not there.
I hate mudslimes but you're writing some quality fanfic
>>
>>144028642
>>144028642
>>144028642
>>144028642

mfw the OP didn't like his thread
>>
>>144030858
see
>>144030770
>>
>Not enuf player new gam
PLS
>>
>>144030770
>>144030390
thats from the talmud you stupid fuck

is pharah jewish?
>>
>>144023716
it's literally impossible to get mine sweeper

i have the 6-person winston ult though
>>
>>144030171
>having a diverse cast means SJW REEEEEEEEEEEE

You're a fucking moron.
>>
>>144030896
i dont want to look at gay boys sorry i prefer zenyatta
>>
>>144030770
>implying that's not a sentiment shared by multiple religions and paths across the world
>it's a literal facebook tier quote
>>
>>144030770

Even if Pharah wasn't Muslim some of her morals would come from the culture she was born from.
>>
>>>144027817
>nobody picked Hanzo for most hated hero to have on team
???
>>
>>144030390
I feel the same way, but there's nothing in the comic that explicitly states it mang, I just read it
>>
I'm not the guy who said he didn't play her because she's a muslim, i'm just posting the things that would point towards he being one.

>Muslim name
>From a primarily muslim area
>Quotes from the Quran

Get over yourselves, why can't she be a fucking muslim?
>>
>>144030930
>>144030770

You got your holy texts wrong you fucking retard. Stop trusting the first thing you search on Google
>>
>Be Zarya
>Can't deal damage for shit
>Shields never last long enough to have any major effect
>Is useless in most 1v1 situations

What's the appeal? Is it just waifufaggotry gone too far?
>>
>>144026439
I actually manage to pin him fairly often as Reinhardt; if that doesn't kill him, it just takes a couple of hammer swings.
Otherwise, killing him with a fire strike is hugely satisfying.
>>
>>144031287
retard you force them to give damage to your shields really quickly then burn the fuckers with your gun AFTERWARD you dup SHITE
>>
>>144031287
The appeal is that she's literally just a pubstomp hero and she's complete trash at higher levels because they aren't stupid enough to shoot your shields.
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>>144031203
http://corpus.quran.com/translation.jsp?chapter=5&verse=32

and

http://wikiislam.net/wiki/If_Anyone_Slew_a_Person

Get fucked, why can't she be a Muslim?
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>>144031408
>not being able to block damage with well timed shields consistently

git gud
>>
>>144031060
I only hate him when there's more than one
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>>144031190
>>144031467

>Muslim name (Means jack shit, if you're from the west you can be any religion and there's a high probability you're called something like >Saul or literally >Christian as a name)
>From a primarily muslim area (In the far future, it could be primarily fucking Hindu now for all we know)
>Quotes from the Quran (And also the Talmud, and also it's her TEAMMATE who quotes that and she's like "Pfft fuck that we gotta finish the mission that's more important")
>Get over yourselves, why can't she be a fucking muslim?

Because nobody is anything, fuckface.

Do we know that Mercy is a Christian? Or Tolbjorn is an Atheist? Or Tracer is a Zoroastrian?

Fucking religion doesn't have any impact on anything whatsoever for any single character, so going "We don't mention religion for anyone, except Pharah because she is a Muslim and thus gets special treatment because Islam is the one true faith ALLAHU AKBAR" is fucking stupidity

She could be a Lesbian Satanist for all we know, I mean she's got a pagan tattoo on her eye. Would you be fine with that? Or does she have to be "muh Islam"?
>>
>>144030986

I'm not the one who was complaining about it.
>>
>>144031371
>Not attacking them while your shield is up
Seems like a waste to not maximise free damage.
>>
>>144031967
waste your ammo at lower damage, and reload during higher damage outputs?
ok dude
>>
>>144031906
You are a fucking racist. Simple.

NU-UH NO MUSLIMS IN MY GAME LOL TERRORISTS
>>
>>144032121
>You are a fucking racist. Simple

Do you know what racist means? I think if anything or any one here is simple it's you buddy
>>
>>144031408

I saw Zarya's picked constantly in both major tournaments over the weekend.
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>>144026769
Aiming's overrated
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>>144027443
shad
>>
>>144031879
Please teach me because I don't know how the fuck to do it

She's the only hero I really enjoy and now I'm starting to get shit on
>>
>"They often asked where I fit on the spectrum"
So am I misinterpreting this line or is Symmetra canonically autistic?
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>>144027817
>>
>>144032121
>Has no problems with the races of the Egyptian, the Brazilian, the Indian, the Asians, the whites, or even the Gorilla
>YOU DON'T WANT THE MUSLIM RACE(!) IN THE GAME? YOU'RE A RACIIIIST

MIDF triggered tonight hoo boy
>>
>>144021303
Self fulfilling prophecy mate. There's almost nothing less fun than trying to be friends with someone this self-disparaging and self-conscious.
>>
>>144028682
Why melee before shift? Does it carry over into the move or?
>>
>>144028897
But that's wrong, she's incredibly racist and never talks about any kind of empower women bull, if anything she's a stereotype of how even Russian women are manly.
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>>144027579
>Pushing the Payload in Dorado as Zarya
>Use my ult and catch almost their entire team in it.
>Pharah rains down JUSTICE on them.
>This gets me POTG.

I pulled that off twice, the second time right as we were near the end and they tried to push us off.
>>
>>144032778
Shit taste in girl but acceptable and otherwise classy
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>>144027817
>>
>>144033385
Monkey Dick and Hueling BARELY drag you out of the gutter
>>
>>144033385
Funky Kong was a great addition to Overwatch
>>
>>144032665
Yes, she is.
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>Used to love this game
>Felt like I could really play against others
>Changed between 5-10 heroes and did really well with them

>Be level 30+ now
>Everyone is in super-tryhard mode
>Everyone feels like they haven't played anything but their current hero
>Can't play new heroes I'm not familiar with or I get roflstomped
>Everyone is playing the prime cheese heroes
>I've hit the point in the game where there's no fun allowed
>>
>>144021713
He's solid as fuck. Looking at his design it seems like it shouldn't be impactful but everything works way too well in like any situation. Have to force myself to play other heroes because with him you may as well be playing any game, yknow?
>>
>>144033725
Practice against bots brah
>>
>>144033725
One person can't win a game by themselves. You'll get better naturally over time, but most matches rely on you having a good team. If you see someone sticking with one hero throughout an entire match despite not going too well, or not pushing the enemy team hard enough, then you shouldn't take the blame. I'm level 32 now and have definitely noticed the lvl30+ difficulty spike, but having fun is the main part. If you can get some friends and have a couple matches to mess around in then that will most likely help.
>>
>>144033725
Level 35, I know how you feel. Recently got Spotify though, and that makes some matches much more bearable for some reason. I'm not saying listening to relaxing music will help with salt or anything, but hearing some background tunes and turning down the repetitive in-game music has definitely make me enjoy myself more.
>>
>>144033725
>Be level 30+ now
>Everyone is in super-tryhard mode
>Everyone feels like they haven't played anything but their current hero
>Can't play new heroes I'm not familiar with or I get roflstomped
>Everyone is playing the prime cheese heroes
>I've hit the point in the game where there's no fun allowed

>tfw no casual queue to fuck around in
>tfw no rank reset to put you back in fun-tier
>>
>>144034175
The bots all walk in a single file line to the point regardless of difficulty, it's awful.
>>
>>144028237
You became...retarded.
>>
>>144028071
Upboated sir!

Really though stop giving a shit what shitposters say
Lucio is a sick hero anyway
>>
>>144033385
motherfucker u take that back
>>
>>144028119
>McRee
>more anime than literal slanty eye baby girl with a mech
>>
>>144022198
>TFW submissive healslut in all my games
>Bad at Mercy

fuck i'm a let down
>>
>>144032546
Go to options for Zarya and turn on ally health bar, be more reactive when shielding. Torb turrets are nothing but a farm for power, don't be afraid to walk in front of a teammate taking fire and popping your own shield. Use here alt fire to lob bases at entrenched enemies, most of all keep with team .
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>>144024259
>Console

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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