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Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General /xivg/

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>Patch Notes:
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/patchnote_log

>Current Event - The Make it Rain Campaign (May 27 – June 10):
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2016/the_make_it_rain_campaign/

>Patch 3.3 Revenge of the Horde Information (Release date: June 7):
http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/291208-Letter-from-the-Producer-LIVE-Part-XXIX-Update-Thread
http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/293255-Letter-from-the-Producer-LIVE-Part-XXX-Update-Thread

>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
http://pastebin.com/raw/p88PqskL

>Previously on /xivg/:
>>143887860
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remove cats
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post cute hyur!
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spuki bp
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>3.5mb OP pic

You fucking serious m8?
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real, real tired

ya know?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSZxmZmBfnU

>>143935336
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full pic right meow
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>>143935336
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>>143935383
go to sleep.
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>>143935545
hey that's pretty cute
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Post erpshells
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>>143935426
>brows went to hyur female
sad days
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Stop that
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>>143935562
i did


i dreamt of my eyes tracing rings around this world
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>F'wha's static doesn't upload their parses every week
What's the point of uploading to fflogs if you're only going to cherrypick your good runs
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>>143935710
You know you like it
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>>143935545
What server are you on? Do you need a gf? A little sister maybe? Non incestuous boob touching? Incestuous boob touching?
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>>143935685
Gomen. I'm used to playing female characters.
>>143935923
That's.. really creepy dude.
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>>143935673
>tfw no one will ever find my erp shells...
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>>143935857
>F'wha
>good runs
ahaha
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>>143935857
hi chemo

excited about summer break?
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Who killed the dude in the event? I don't feel like actually investigating.
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>>143935923
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>>143935857
>fwha's static has been on a7s for 9 weeks
>fwha does cages because he does less damage than rheia on the boss
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>>143936017
the potato
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>>143934951
what the fuck is wrong with their faces
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>>143936017
Do eorzea a favor and remove catslut.
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>>143936017

i believe you need all 10 clues for the options you need to show up
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>tfw no cute butler elf to bring me the finest Ishgardian tea and crumpets

Why even live?
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>>143936076
They're shota miqo'tes
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>>143936063
fwha is literal garbage at this game i really would not blame him
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>>143936058
Are highlanders allowed to be this cute?
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>>143936076
gayness and downs walk hand in hand
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>>143936356
but he cleared sephirot!! WEEK ONE!! LANNER!! WEAPONS!!
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>>143936186
>no elezen scholar to educate me on Ishgardian history
why live indeed
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I dont want avatarfags to go away, I just want them to get better gimmicks.
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>gilgamesh shitposting hour

None of you fucks are good at the game anyway. The JPs get more clears on their mid-pop servers than Gilgamesh alone.
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>>143936319
I miss Ninf...
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>>143936186
>>143936598
Omg stop.
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>>143936287
how have you been lately
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>>143936642
So? Still best NA server in terms of raids, what does that make all the other NA servers if Gilgamesh isn't good.
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>>143936654
me too

she was so cute
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>>143936808
>implying I play on an NA server

nice try ya dip
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>>143936816
she was weird and acted aloof and like a total child all the time while simultaneously complaining that no one want to be her friend when people like F'telor spent all their time with her
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>tfw no one will ever bond with you eternally
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>>143936768
fantastic.
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>>143936884
>implying I'm implying you are playing on an NA server
my point is that if Gilgamesh is garbage at raiding, then all the EU and NA servers are worse than garbage, in essence your insult that Gilgamesh is bad at the game is barely an insult
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>>143936816
I wish she would come back someday...
Tfw her tumblr hasn't been updated since march
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>>143936380
i wish i knew cute highlanders they're my favorite
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>>143937017
try not being ugly and maybe it'll happen
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post lewd sluts
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>>143936925
I don't get why people do that shit. If i play with you every chance i get it's because i want to. That's not how pity works, stop being so insecure.
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>>143937017
Hey kid do you like male roes
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>>143937151
Ruki, CG, Cutielander, that one, and some other nameless ones. I've seen some cute random ones on google or tumblr/reddit.
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>>143937073
Exactly the point. NAs and EUs are horribly insular and unable to help their community at large.
The Balmung/Gilgamesh problem is exclusively a western issue, and is why it has taken so long for the Raid Finder to be implemented.
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petite miqote riding a huge cock
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post eyes
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>>143937017
Stop teasing and be my obsessive penpal gf already.
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Hey, someone help me! Let me out, please!
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>>143937017
what server?
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post lala thighs
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>>143937303
>Exactly the point. NAs and EUs are horribly insular and unable to help their community at large.
There are segments of Gilgamesh's raiding community that definitely go out of their to "help the community at large" there are a ton of Elysium members with their clears that take the time to have fun and play with groups trying to clear/progress.

But unfortunately, the community is fairly divided in this respect.You have to be in the right linkshells or know the right people to get that kind of help, because there are a lot of mediocre assholes running around acting like they deserve their clears.
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xth for don't forget to feed squiddy chan today
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Top tier au ra deserves top tier payment!
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>>143937479
I decided to head to Gridania after my shoulder pad and rabbit ears were stolen by some blue-haired Miqo'te in Ul'dah. I stumbled upon this door while wandering around. There was someone behind it asking for help. They told me they'd be my friend if I set them free.
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who are you talking to?
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>log on hoping to do progression
>end up ERPing all day
help
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>>143936925
that's what made her cute you dummy
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>>143937562
>because there are a lot of mediocre assholes running around acting like they deserve their clears.

i.e. F'wha blaming everyone else in every group he's in while somehow remaining blameless
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>>143936925
Holy shit ftelor can you stop being so proci and shitting on innocent people for old shit already?
yeah ninf was weird but that doesnt mean you need to shittalk her every time her name is mentioned
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>>143937675
I almost opened it too, luckily this lady was there to stop me and inform me that a dangerous criminal was locked behind those doors. Oh well, I guess I'll have to look for friends elsewhere.
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>>143937675
This shit is pure cringe
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>>143937179
Ouch...
>>143937461
You never gave me your name dummy.
>>143937504
Balmung.
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>>143937479
W-why did they lock you in? I'm scared.
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>>143937858
>tfw used to like ftelor until i figured she was dating proci because shes just as rotten on the inside as he is
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>I wish these people would entertain me, otherwise their existence is a burden
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Where can I find the barefoot mod? I just want bare feet and not the tits and vagoo.
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>>143937858
????
That wasn't me
I think I know who it was tho
I don't make it a habit to talk shit about people
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>>143937905
Oh right. I'm not on balmug. Sorry.
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>>143937879
LET HER OUT YOU IDIOT
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>>143937879
>lewd lizard adventures part dos
I'm in
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>>143937990
And you don't agree?
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>>143937879
I'll be your friend, meet me at the West Idyllshire Aetheryte.
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>>143937021
are things better or worse
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>>143937905
i wish you were on gilgamesh...
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>>143938096
Except they never lewd. It's just boring and strung out.
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Fuck off with your NTR faggot.
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If we hadn't met, things would be better.

I could've died and not worried.
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>>143937879
;_;
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>>143937905
>literally ignoring my post
A simple "no" would have hurt less.
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>>143938280
Treat the next one better anon.
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>>143937879
see what you did >>143938314
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>>143938385
>expecting decency from gutter slut cats
trash race.
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>>143936621
I always think about your post and it bothers me, slightly, that I don't have a gimmick.
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>>143938847
Hi green
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>>143938847
Your gimmick is being a touchy autist and the creepiest person in the thread.
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>>143938916
this is falseflag
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>>143938847
If I find you in the Hinterlands will you give me your pot of gold?
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>>143938948
this is falseflag
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Is this lizard cute??? Would you hold hands with?

Would you be her first E-RP?
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>>143938847
>always
He just fucking posted it.

Grow up. Get a fucking life. Seek help if you can't see that you're a creepy fuck for projecting your fantasies like this and bothering people in turn.
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>>143938568
Yeah, the disrespect itself is what hurts the most.
I have noticed that miqo'te and au ra players are pretty nasty when it comes to that.
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>>143938946
>creepiest person in the thread
>not Puttel
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>>143939026
this is falseflag
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>>143939031
nope
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a4n ques are suffering. what do you mean no one is running this older raid tier anymore


anything besides gathering thats viable for 15 min ques? atleast the tree is comfy.
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>>143938080
Nobody's letting her out now.

>>143938096
Not part two. Just an extra scene.

>>143938519
>>143938314
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>>143937905
Become tan and long haired and maybe..
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>>143939207
Putt stopped posting after having an irl meltdown
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>>143939031
>visible bridesmaid tights
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>>143939401
Bullshit
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>>143938203
theyre the same as theyve always been.
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>>143938183
Nobody was there
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>>143938965
>pot of gold
This is confusing. Do you want gil or is this a sexual advance? 'No' to the latter, anon! Nor am I just giving you all of my gil.
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>>143939493
Nobody would care if you died.
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post pictures of Rylai
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>>143939258
this is falseflag
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>>143939493
they're calling you a leprechaun
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Reminder that posting these is now an autoban.
>>143939554
>>143938916
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>>143939490
I was watching you from the distance but couldn't work up the courage.
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>>143939616
this is falseflag
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>>143939031
>slutwear
>"would you hold hands with her"
no, I don't know where it's been.
>first ERP
see pic
>>143939408
calm down mado
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Where is this elzn
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>>143939649
so why aren't they banned yet

lol
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>>143939676
this is falseflag
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>>143939031
Yes if she has some "likes" that I can indulge
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>>143939623
.. But leprechauns aren't green? They're Irish so more than likely peachy toned.. Right? Maybe should've gone with dryad or some leafy myth.
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Who's the craziest c@ on Balmung? Looking for kinky c@s into bondage.
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>>143939401
>Putt stopped posting
Yeah nah. No one's falling for that again.
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I can meme too!
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>>143939656
And I thought I would get to watch you from a distance
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>>143939702
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>>143939031
Yes.
No.
No.
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>>143939754
Sorry... but how about ladies in bridesmaid tights hour...!
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>>143939915
>>143937905
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>>143940020
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>>143939821
this is falseflag
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>>143939031
>handholding
LEWD

>>143939118
If you're getting this shittershattered over someone ignoring you in thread, you desperately need to seek help.
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I hope everyone has a nice night
Come relax and chat on Mateus tonight if you want~
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>>143940078
what so you can imagine them pooping in it lmao
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>>143939031
I am:>>143939754
Forgot to say, yes to the first. 1/3 try harder next time
>>143940078
This is the 2nd time I've done that, is it actually you?
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>>143939861
Can you please get on your Balmung alt.
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>>143937879
hey

can you get to your former rock in the shroud on giggles
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>>143939964
Too bad, if you do /lookout within range of me I'll send you a tell.
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>>143939702
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I overheard Mado talking about "stringing up that cutie" on her alt.
What did they mean by this?
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>>143940369
nice try lance, we know it's you
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So planning on buying a house for myself in 3.3, how fast are these plots going to go when they open them up?
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>>143940137
cats a shit, people who play them a shit
>>143940369
kys faggot
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>>143940369
they meant _________________________________
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>>143940369
And people will still say he isn't creepy as fuck
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>>143940137
he doesnt seem mad at all you prison faggot
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>>143940224
Yeah it's me.

>>143940369
I said no such thing to anyone, let alone in /say
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>>143940508
>>143940369
samefag
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>>143940508
>>143940369
le false flag
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>>143939861
dark roe best roe
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>>143940078
fuck off we all know that you pretend they are diapers
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>>143940284
I don't even know where it is
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>>143940152
can we have a threesome
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>>143940737
>you forgot your own rock

what a terrible person. it's in central.
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>>143940713
this roe is kinda cute
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>>143940291
My queue popped. In the middle of something now.
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>>143940735
this one is the bait
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Where can I download the barefoot mod?
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uglyc@
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>>143940838
But it's in Mor Dhona. I don't know where exactly
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Why do people keep making fun of the green thing?

It doesn't bother me anymore. It didn't even bother me in the first place.

>>143940713
Green roe best roe.
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I saw a bunch of these guys with weird names throwing potions on the ground while clipping into each other or something.

Are these the famed bots, gilfarmers or something else? And what IS that set even?
They look like garden gnomes.
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>>143941192
>mentioning it at all
You just took the bait. Watch ultrash fly to this one like moths to a flame.
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>>143941174
the dead rock in the shroud, nerd, not the one in mor dhona

i couldn't find your mor dhona rock either, i tried.
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>>143941192
Nobody would care if you died.
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>>143940078
visible panties or not? If you're going to go there, may as well be specific my guy.
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>>143941192
Please get on Balmung.
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>>143941070
Our love will forever be denied, how will I find you now?
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>>143941192
i would care if you died
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>>143941192
It has nothing to do with you being green
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>>143941192
>didn't even bother me in the first place.

Then why did you leave the group?

Lol kill yourself green
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>>143940837
Who knows
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>>143941461
>Then why did you leave the group?
If you were in the same group as proci, you would leave too.
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ultrash everyone

human scum
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looking for a server to play on with /xivg/ but with minimal ERP
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>>143941192
I have no personal stake in whether you live or die but it certainly would be a sad event and your loved ones would have my condolences.
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>>143941561
gilgamesh
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>>143941312
Oh. That one. Gimme a sec. I have to check if I have a character in Gridania
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>>143941561
Come to Odin and play with me.
No ERP but I will be your only /xivg/, though.
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Remember to cut all ties with anyone in ultrash.
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>>143941461
this is bait

>>143941557
this is falseflag
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What is your favorite shade of green?

Just a random question.
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>>143941797
this is falseflag
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>>143941192
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>>143940713
Can't argue that.
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>>143941824
bait
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>>143941831
this is umad
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>>143941503
Can I join?
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>>143941192
get fuked shrek
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>>143941347
Did you see my name?
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>>143942051
age range of people in ultrash? everyone is under 21 i assume
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>>143941871
That was a falseflag btw
No one would call Iri cute
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>>143941824
I prefer a light mellow green. Like the colour of grass in early spring after a morning drizzle. Or maybe a vibrant green like a ripe apple. What about you?
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>>143942073
No, I saw like 6 people show up and walk down to it. Fucking creeps.
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>>143941338
Yes, that's the important part...

>>143941268
Bots, they use cheat engine to noclip and superspeed
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>>143942051
im not sure i understand the joke. shrekroe is afraid of spraypaint?
>>
shrek is so hilarious

it's like a train wreck in really, really, really slow motion
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>>143941312
Alright, I have a c@ in Gridania
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>>143941192
Not even your own friends like you, ogre
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>>143942363
>>143942353
>>143942051
these are bait
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>>143942180
Age = maturity. They're bitter manchildren.
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>>143942391
then come meet me at the rock
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>>143941192
WHY DO YOU TAKE THE BAIT

WHY

YOU'RE NEARING VELVET LEVELS
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can catboys ever be trusted?
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cat
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>ultrash coordinated shitposting hour

lol, so funny

none of you can even beat a8s without getting carried either

inb4 17th percentile comes to defend himself
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>>143942516
Just Imagine how great this thread would be if people just IGNORED THE BAIT.
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>>143942551
>17th percentile
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THIS is supposed to be the best Balmung has?
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>>143942551
shut up shrek
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>>143942260
>>
where is putt
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>>143942237
Hm, this is a problem, anon. You can't exactly add me if you didn't catch my name.
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>>143942541
They can be trusted to guard girls cause they're all gay anyways.
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>>143942737
all me paks tofu vjera ippiki whoever the fuck else you think i am
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>>143942773
studying for his classes
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>>143942260
I thought they were bots though Im still wondering why theyre all using the same job and with that set. Is it like the most efficient low level area farm set or something?
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male roes a cute tbqh
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>sha triggering ultrash hour
loving every laugh
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>>143942505
I'm having trouble finding it. I'm calling for backup
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hard at work studying mem terminology
please tell smudges to stop jelling over old shit thank u
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>>143943057
post more putts
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so this... is the power... of balmung raiding...
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>>143943057
this is falseflag
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>>143942840
incorrect
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>>143943057
fake putt
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>>143943136
this is a falseflag
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>>143943114
You sure like to shitpost about players better than you.
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>>143942772
Yes, more like this!

>>143942904
It's free gear they get from quest rewards probably
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>>143943248
this is an unfunny gag
>>
>>143943023
north and slightly west of bentbranch god why am i spoonfeeding you
>>
What's worse; "straight catboys" or "i'm pure" ?
>>
>>143943114
>500 dps
nigga are you even trying? and i thought mr krabs 600 was embarrassing
>>
shrek and androna are both mentally ill and conspire to stir shit up constantly

blacklist their 20 alts.
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>>143943013
Wh-What? My second to last post only got two responses.
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>>143943307
this is falseflag
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i require more pictures of boob window on males
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That's right ultrash. Circle the wagons and tell your people to stop posting in the thread.

You are a bitch to the thread. Utter slaves that bend to the will and groupthink of the thread, with no independent thoughts of your own. The real human trash.
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Sorry to interrupt your shitposting but this lil dude from 50 verminion wins is cute as HECK
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>FFlogs is only a representation of how good a group is
>everyone uses it to represent how good individual players are
Hilarious.
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>>143943464
Imagine the neckbeard behind this post.
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>>143943464
settle down there greeny
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>>143943464
lol
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>>143943575
asexual
>>
Excuse me has anyone seen my ball?
>>
>ultrash mad as heck hour
put me in coach!
>>
>>143943575
cute
>>
>>143943512
>it ranks people individually against people of their own class
The people who made it are just as retarded if that was their goal.
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>ultrash taking the bait as expected
>they still think it's some gilgamung shitter taunting them

dance puppets, dance
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>>143942816
>>143942237
You think you can leave initials or something?
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>>143943642
also lol

>>143943731
no
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>>143943575
>all he can say back is "lol"
mad max fury road
>>
Do we only know what the Mhachi armor looks like, not the new Light Party or Nidhogg weapons?
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>>143943462
Succubus (male) here.
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>>143942728
Be nice to Mute
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>>143943807
You guys match.

That's cute.
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>>143943902
>be nice to a balmung shitter

nah i'm good
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>cringe hour
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>>143943462
Please excuse my low quality Pickles.
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>>143943847
yes
more male boob windows pls
>>
This always cheers me up when I'm feeling blue. Sing along ultrash. Everything will be ok.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gte3BoXKwP0
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>le bitter shitposter hour
Yawn. See you when it's their bedtime.
>>
>>143943464
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zPjUsu2-QMQ&t=10s
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>>143944018
Nobody asked for garbage, though. Put it back in the bin.
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>>143934951

How do I GITGUD at tanking as Marauder /ffxivg/?

It feels like theres so much to consider and TP drains so fast even with Invigorate and the whole party depends on me and one mistake could result in a minute of the whole group running around like headless chickens or worse.

Is there anywhere to practice tanking without endangering other players with my incompetence?
I want my team to be able to count on me.

Any veteran tanks care to share pearls of wisdom?
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>>143944018
anymore succubus (male) pics?
>>
mado stop hanging around afk people and taking creepshots of them and go back to your server you animal
>>
>>143944165
You stop spamming Overpower. You only need to use it 3 or so times per pull to secure a threat lead. After that you can just start rotating combos between mobs
>>
I'VE GOT A POCKET GOT A POCKET FULLA SUNDHINE
I'VE GOT A LOVE AND I KNOW THAT IT'S ALL MINE
OHHH OOO OHHHH
>>
>>143944165
>TP drains so fast

You don't really need more than 2-3 Overpowers, then start focus targeting the one your DPS are targeting.
>>
I think I officially quit. I haven't touched the game in 3 months. 3.3 looks terrible. I don't think 4.0 will save this game.
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>>143944165
Play an actual tank like Paladin or Dark Knight for one.

Try Hall of the Novice near Aleport, it covers the basics pretty well.
>>
The only thing that can save this thread right meow is Velvet Velour
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>>143944293
this one is bait
>>
>>143944513
you can stop samefagging "this is bait" whenever someone calls you out for being disgusting
>>
>>143944165
It'll get a loooot easier once you get Warrior unlocked at level 30. You want to get Paladin to at least level 22 for the cross class skill Provoke (and if you want Awareness, get it to 34, but you can put that off until after cap honestly).

As others said, 2-3 Overpowers should be alright. After that you should cycle through both combos. Be sure to keep Maim up once you start doing your rotation.
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>>143944293
Why not tell it to me in game if you see me here, anon? Maybe we can chat about hockey.
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Remember when ffxiv had good game mechanics?
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>>143944594
this sounds retarded as hell. fucking 1.x fags
>>
>143944563
this is bait
anti-y_ou edition
>>
SAY WHAT YOU WILL BUT YOU'RE NEVER GONNA SHAKE ME
STICKS AND STONES ARE NEVER GONNA BREAK ME
OHHH OOOO OHHH
>>
>>143944594
>Fists of Fire
>sudden urge to collapse and weep
>>
>>143944594
>fists of fire actually did something instead of just being a generic damage buff
>>
>>143944675
1.0 convert sounds pretty sick desu
>>
>>143944789
Ultrash has arrived to RUIN Putt's LIFE!!
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>>143944594
BLM was a lot of fun back then.
>>
>ultrash gets btfo by sha and starts picking on mado hour
one more round coach! uno mas! uno mas!
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>>143944881
get with the times grandpa no one gives a shit about 1.0 anymore
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haha putt haha am i right
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>>143944789
>deleting pictures
>>
i love putt
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>>143944304
>>143944376
I only do 2 overpowers but then ads come in and I feel like I need to spam 2 more.
Is there any way to see how much threat im generating other than just get a feel for it?

>>143944458
Is warrior the worse tanking class? I read somewhere they had the best threat generation. I like their armors better anyway.
I guess I could do Hall of the Novice final test till I get a good understanding of it.

>>143944576
I hear Tanking gets a lot easier at 30 for every tanking class though Im mostly concerned with not sucking and not being a liability on the way there.
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>>143943303
only clear shot I have of that glamour, broski. I'd have to log in and take selfies if you want more.
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>>143945007
What the hell, I didn't do anything!
>>
why does mado like poop

what is so appealing about it to him
>>
>>143945035
mem
>>
>>143945131
There's a threat meter built into the game's default UI named Enemy List, and your party display panel shows everyone's threat on your current target.
Do not listen to anyone telling you WAR is a shit class. They're braindead.
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>>143945131
>boomerang
>line up enemies in a cone
>overpower x 3
>maim combo
>overpower
>emnity combo
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>>143944053
You have FAILED this GENERAL.
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>mfw people actually enjoy this trash
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>>143945252
ugly as fuck
>>
>>143945252
That's the best part!
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>>143945223
>trash removes itself

I see no issue. before you ask, yes i posted a cat just to get all the (you)s
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>>143945509
>male moonc@
Nah, you're okay.
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Infiltrator here, you know the drill. Give me names and I'll dish out the dirt.
>>
>>143945131
WAR has Overpower cause that's what they are, overpowered.
Literally no effort to play and are only played but autistic retards.

>>143945284
Fuck off WAR shill.
Dark is better. Also your Slash Debuff should be taken away.
>>
>>143945509
Meow
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>>143945693
BAD NYANNERS
>>
>>143945693
Shrek
Velvet
>>
>>143945693
Awena Marette
>>
>>143945693
Spuki Bugi Wugi Dugi
>>
>>143945726
>Fuck off WAR shill.
Fuck you man, I'm a DRK main but anyone who says WAR is not a good tank has no authority on the subject.
>>
>>143945693
Nori
>>
>>143945693
sandcat
iri
coil
smegtur
egghyur
ftelor
awena
creepyscales
spuki
guffy
liora
>>
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>>143945284
The enemy list and party list displays enminity? I dont recal the game ever explaining that which is weird since it explains everything and I got active help on all the time. Or I could have missed it on that first wave of Active Help tips the game throws at you in your first 15 mins.

>>143945289
Thanks Ill practice the rotation till I get it right.

>>143945726
No effort to play class sounds ideal for someone learning to play tank so Ill take it. Ill get to the "1337" tanking classes when I get WAR down.
>>
>>143945860
I didn't say it was a bad tank I said it was low-skill and overpowered.
Also it's the inferior MT Job.
>>
>>143945906
>>143945861
>>143945838
>>143945829
>>143945824
None of these people are even in Ultrash.
>>
>>143945693
Lily Celestine
>>
>>143946018
You didn't specify ultrash retard. If you're gonna take my joke at least do it right.
>>
>>143945861
calm down sugi
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>>143945693
Abe
B'nhaka
Dame
Tell me their sexual secrets.
>>
>>143946128
They're the same person.
>>
>>143945824
one of them takes big fat ogre shits
the other is a gorilla
>>
OFFICIAL 'PEOPLE WHO TOOK A FAT L TONIGHT' POWER RANKINGS
>1. http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/linkshell/25614222880740371/
>POWER GAP
>POWER GAP
>POWER GAP
>POWER GAP
>9001. this nogga >>143943494 for playing lord of whatthefuckever
>>
>ywn suck Mother Miounne's toes
>>
>>143946128
abe is into stockings and glasses, also femboys

b'nhaka likes to be tied up and asphyxiated

dame likes biting

anything else?
>>
>>143946008
>low-skill
Not even remotely. It requires the same level of skill to maximize as DRK and PLD do.

>overpowered
Only because every skill in WAR's tool kit has good functionality in both tank and DPS stance.

>inferior MT job
Maybe "slightly worse" but definitely not inferior. DRK MT > WAR MT by virtue of the fact that DRK can pump out more DPS because DRK can abuse Blood Price + Blood Weapon while still having access to all of its defensive CDs despite not having Grit up.

>>143945928
>The enemy list and party list displays enminity?
Yes, they do. Enemy list has a little coloured icon that represents threat on each enemy, with a solid red circle indicating that you have threat on it. The party list display has an actual emnity bar (it's small so that might be why you've missed it) that you can use to somewhat accurately gauge everyone's threat vs your own on a target.
>>
Ixth for asoime drunk radinhg lets go bitchs
>>
>>143946465
Egyptc@ no...
>>
>>143946079
That joke's as old as the thread

I refuse to believe someone has stayed in this trash heap for that long
>>
>>143946465
cringey
>>
>>143946265
wats a fat l
>>
>>143946465
fuck off back to rehab krabs
>>
>9002. >>143946606
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>>143946526
>>143946583
>>143946619
lets go raid soime hoth happpy memeorritla
>>
>>143945050
Please post even rarer Putts..
>>
>>143946756
dang
>>
Does anyone want to visit?
>>
>>143946361
>access to all of its defensive CDs despite not having Grit up.
I should probably clarify this, since WAR only loses access to Inner Beast when in Deliverance and that's not actually a cooldown. My apologies.
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>>143946882
Where?
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>>143946558
Denial is the most predictable of all (You) responses. But, rest assured, this was the sixth meme I have created, and I have become exceedingly efficient at it.
>>
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>>143945252
Don't worry, they're just jealous of you.
>>
upsetti spaghetti? more like regretti fettuccine HAHAHA le naka bee pee!
>>
>>143947126
>those hips
>those thighs
put some clothes on
>>
I played FFXI for seven years and I just started FFXIV yesterday and it's fun but it really just makes me wish I could play FFXI again and then I get sad and want to kill myself what do
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>>143947464
Uh, excuse me? That's rude.
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>>143947126
No I mean I don't know who got blasted out or what the fuck ever.
But yes I am aware of jelly people that want to wage war against my beauty. Their campaign will be fruitless as I enjoy strawberry.
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>>143947493
pretend
>>
>>143947382
Naka Flocka? More like LiL BP
>>
>>143947493
play with me and
use my referral code
>>
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>>143947580
So... wanna makeout?
>>
>>143947702
underrated post
>>
>>143947090
mateus, keeping alts a secret on balmung for now
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>>143947382
+1
>>
Hey guys, I'm working towards becoming an avatarfag in these threads. I'm pretty brand new to the game and I'm getting ready to make my character. Here are some ideas for gimmicks I could use, tell me which ones would be good for the thread:

1. Homosexual Roegadyn who is relatively skilled at the game, and tends to get on people's nerves when homosplaining mechanics constantly.

2. Aggressively sexual miqo'te male who makes enemies by constantly steering the conversation to something lewd, while simultaneously overestimating his abilities in game because he killed an easy raid tier kinda quickly that one time.

3. Self-absorbed "transexual" in denial that frequently changes their appearance, because they can't get anything right the first time. Constantly aloof and dismissive in an attempt to mimic their favorite anime characters. Lacks very basic game knowledge but will never admit it.

4. Desperate au ra female whose entire premise was derivative of someone else they saw in thread. Everything anyone says or does somehow relates to this character as they are the center of the universe, and anything unique must've been stolen from or inspired by them as they are the sole creative force in the universe.

5. Hideous female Miqo'te Seeker of the Sun. This character's shtick is to pretend to have no interest in erotic role play but constantly talk about it anyway. Over time they lose all dignity and become an avatar of the worst fetishes, but never stop being ugly.

What do you guys think? I really hope I can be an avatar user that properly meshes with your guys' game and board culture!
>>
>>143948132
ok
>>
>>143947580
Nobody would care if you died.
>>
>>143948132
ye


but


what race is #3

its important.
>>
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>>143948132
That second one sounds really good, I think it's just what we need in the thread.
>>
>>143948132
This is a good post.
>>
>>143947952
are you one of the mateus cats?
>>
>>143948132
Who is #5 supposed to be
>>
Boring day at work where are my butts. Preferably highlander, roe and elezen.

>>143948132
>homosplaining
Kek
>>
>>143948460
Selzh
>>
>>143948460
Selzh
>>
>>143948382
s-secret..? maybe, if I am I can say you would have both of us to hang out with
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>>143948132
Quality ultrash pasta perfect for spamming. Thank you.
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>>143948782
Excuse me, but please don't misappropriate my character ideas as someone else's! thanks!
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retainer /visor when
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>>143948510
Stop that.
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>>143948510
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>>143948874
this is a falseflag post
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>>143949282
can you at least use my gimmick correctly
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>>143949701
this is falseflag
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>>143949701
>he thinks its his gimmick
lol
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look who just bought my HQ peridot stuff

this really isn't edited besides cropping/other names crossed out
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>>143934951
>Having fun playing different games today
>Remember that I still need to log in and do dailies

Daily/weekly content grinds feel like such a chore, and I'd really rather kill myself than waste another 2 hours doing it ever again, but gotta get that Korean MMO grind on for my relic don't ya know.

Do you think SE will ever give people a reason to do content aside from retarded currency drops?
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>>143950235
I've missed capping lore like 3 weeks in a row because it's such a chore
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>>143949864
Well, I think people were allowed to have copyrighted names/names of popular characters until they put up that rule a few months ago where it's not allowed anymore.
>>
>>143946936
They also lose access to the healing version of Equilibrium, plus even if they're in Grit the whole time, they lose a pretty considerable chunk of DPS if they end up having to use both Vengeance and Raw Intuition for mitigation outside of Berserk.

Warrior can potentially be the best tank for mitigation, or the best tank for damage, but they fall off a cliff HARD if they have to compromise between the two.
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>>143948132
Why are the trannies that graced this general just the worst?
>>143950235
>Korean MMO grind
It's not even close.
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Two tanks, one healer for LoTA on Aether please.
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>>143950235
>anything in FFXIV
>Korean MMO grind
No.
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>>143950646
have you done any of the relic/anima weapons
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>>143950728
I got my relic in about 5-6 days
It's far from a Korean grin
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>>143950818
>6 days
so neet life?
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>>143950818
How is that even fucking possible
>>
Just finished completing all of alexander gordias normal for the first time and i have "precision" versions of tokens, what are these used for?
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>>143950728
Sure did. It's a grind but it's not "Korean MMO grind" man.
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>>143950728
You're not supposed to grind for Anima, you're supposed to do your beast tribes daily and roulettes, and you'll get your 80 unidentified items naturally in about a month

this coming from someone with 3 animas, only 2 hyperconductive though
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I wonder if ultrash would run a breeding train on me
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10357447
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>>143951256
what
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>>143951197
>You're not supposed to grind this content, you're just supposed to spend 2 hours grinding the same dungeons and quests every single day until you get it
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It's confirmed that the new relic is coming next week, and will have customizable stats, right? Currently debating on whether or not to go ahead and convert my Zeta weapon.
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>>143951287
be my gf
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>>143951419
It's been confirmed, yeah. There's no real reason NOT to convert your Zeta. You can just get a replica of it.
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>>143951287

forgekeep is great, go for it!
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>>143951545
I'm neither of those characters.
>>143951591
I suppose so! And it's easier on the wallet to make!
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>>143951336
Korean grinding is doing the same thing consecutively for hours and hours straight.

You're not consecutively grinding for hours straight for Anima weapons. Unless you're doing Gordias farms, but it's a waste of time and effort since you hardly make any progress like that.

You just spend 30-40m doing your beast tribes, and maybe 2 hours or so on roulettes and that's it, you can move on with your day and make great progress
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>>143951687

is the other one really that much more expensive?
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>>143951181
They're for trading for unidentifiable items which are used in a step to get your iLv. 210 relic weapon.

>>143951419
New relic step is confirmed. Not sure about the customizable stat bit, but you can still sacrifice your Zeta weapon to skip the HW FATE step and get a replica for glamour purposes.
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>>143950474
>but they fall off a cliff HARD if they have to compromise between the two.
And that's why WAR is the best OT. No sacrifice required for maximum deeps.
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>>143951757
The materials are easier to produce on the forge's than hammer's.
It's mostly cloth and the worst parts are just sidebags and big metal pieces on the belt.
It's at LEAST 50 dollar difference without the cost of the hammer's helm.
>>
What do Brahms and Proci look like irl?
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>>143951331
He wonders if ultrash will line up and start fucking him repeatedly, one by one, using his bussy and breeding him until he's a quivering mess, covered and filled, legs spread with it oozing out and his mind nothing but a broken record that can't stop thinking of cock, cock, COCK!

At least, if I'm understanding him correctly. I'm not sure.
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anyone here buy gil?
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>>143952078
danny divito and Jeffrey dahmer
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>>143951715
>Hardly make any progress
>Fastest way to do it
I mean if you're not up to the grind then that's okay
Don't just spout misinformation
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Why is the ifrit tank armor so hot with that chest window
I hope SE makes more armor like it
>>143952078
Brahms is probably cute irl..
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>>143952078
Even Stevens.

Stratos is Beans.
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>>143942541
yes
>>143952078
black and very tall
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>>143952219
hilariously accurate
>>
>>143952219
What does B'nhaka look like IRL?
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>>143952543
The Rock + Stone Cold Steve Austin
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>>143952543
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>>143952543
al pacino in his 20s
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>>143951865
Not only that, but if you stick the WAR in the MT slot, you're actively reducing the DPS of the DRK or PLD, since they lose out on Shield Swipe, Reprisal, Low Blow procs, and Blood Price.

It would be really nice if the game were set up so that every tank configuration was not only viable, but there were actually reasons to use it, but I can't see that ever realistically happening. In the meantime, it's pretty hard to argue against the DRK/WAR MT/OT power duo.
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>>143952406

Hey can I borrow your EB for a couple hours? I need to get my ERP fix

Thanks bro, I'll have her back to you by 10pm
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>>143952226
Nigga have you noticed that these groups haven't been on PF in MONTHS?

People realized that it was just a waste of time
>>
Who mentors the mentors?
>>
What are the most useful botanist items to autistically gather to 99 so I can level botanist on a profit?
Weaver materials?
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>>143952995

time and experience.
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If I'm starting, and playing around a 40 hour work week, how long will it take me to catch up to end game
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>>143953065
Yes, and ALC materials.
>>143953108
2-3 weeks.
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>>143953108
month maybe
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anyone need VA? im tank
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>>143953108
As long as you want anon.
Its not a race, enjoy your leveling time.

>>143953170
How about CUL materials? Or is the sheer amout and variety you need just not worth it unless its soemthing like onions and garlic?
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>>143953292
only the hidden cul mats are worth any gil and those are all 55+
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I want to get into the game until school starts back up again in the fall. Thing is, I'm really interested in he lore of the series. Is the wiki the only place where I can learn about the game world?

And where can I find the artist or more elves like this? I write, and I think its good transition from Tolkein's style.
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>>143953196
Balmug?
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>>143953651
yes megumi megu
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Early morning c@post
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I'm currently trying to get into crafting, currently at 33 Wever with all the level 15 CC skills.

I have a question about crafting items with 40 durab:

Do i always go for Trick of the Trade on a good condition? When do i use waste Note over manipulation?

Sometimes i get really good rotations and sometimes utter shit, any hints?
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>>143953528
Here it is
http://doranekodan.tumblr.com/
Also try this artist as well, does some good chocolate stuff
http://pigeon666.tumblr.com/
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>>143953376
Guess Ill just gather whatever the highest level item is on those nodes were theres no weaver or ALC materials then.
Or I could start amassing materials to eventually get around to level my crafting classes but I wouldnt even know were to start with ingredient amounts to stockpile for CUL.
Gathering is suprisingly pleasant and relaxing.
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>>143953528
I think the entire Main Story Quest is up on Youtube if you want to watch it with a character other than the one you wish to play, but then it would sour your first playthrough.
>>
Post those cats.
Bonus points if it's not yours.
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>>143953713
I like you, newcat
Don't let the bullies here get to you.
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>>143953758
If you're on Balmongoloid you're fucked if trying to make $$$ with gathering no matter what. On gilga I could shit out 100k in 15 mins gathering here I can make more gil doing guildhests with tank bonus.
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>puttel triggered again

why are you people still friends with him?
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Anyone else feel like they miss leveling at this point? I had more fun when I just got into this game than I am now.
Nothing was more exciting than learning about the world and your own class slowly, then hitting 50 and having the what the fuck levels of things to work to. Even more so since I started the game with a bunch of my friends and now I'm the only one left.
I miss exploring, I miss learning, and I miss having FUN.
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>>143953528
The wiki is kind of lacking when it comes to the lore. Though, I've learned a lot just by playing the game, playing 1.0 and reading the lore forums. People also talk about the lore here occassionally.
Here's a timeline though. http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/64377-An-Eorzean-Timeline-Reborn
The game however starts at the Sixth Astral Era (1.0), Seventh Umbral Era (2.0) and then Seventh Astral Era (2.1 and present)
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>mogstation goes down for maintenance for an hour
>expecting new items
>maybe the maid/butler stuff?
>this shit instead

SE PLEASE
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Anyone for late night lewd on Balmung?
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>>143953938
Im on Diabolos and Im mostly gathering due to intense kleptomania, I find it enjoyable to do while waiting for the roulette and because I dream of eventually using all this shit to level crafting to craft myself 3star stuff if it doesnt sell.
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>>143953884
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>>143954318
depends what you are looking for
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>>143954362
neat
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>>143954362
I need the face that belongs to that sweet chocolate tummy.
I NEED IT
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Started this game 3 weeks ago and I want to join a RP FC. Whats the best way to go about this. I'm on Balmung
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>>143954369
fem
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>>143954424
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>>143954517
Is this a Kaori tummy or a Spider tummy?
I can't tell.
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>>143954479
Go to Limsa and yell for one.
Some degenerate is boud to pick you up, Nightcrawler.
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>>143954479
Make an entry in the PF saying you're looking for one with some details on yourself. You'll get like 1000 /tells.
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What is the chance that next week (3.3) servers will go UP after the maintenance before the weekly reset? Has it happened recently with any major patch?

This is very important. Please help.
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>>143954504
What about a femboy?
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>>143954641
The last time that happened was like 2.1.

It's highly unlikely.
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>>143954479
A more pressing question is how the fuck you got on Balmug when its overflowing with people.
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>saw rarex members scouting housing wards today already, both in the goblet and lavender beds

they're actually doing it arent they? absolute madmen going to use speed hacks, snag the plots and resell them?
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>>143954727
He probably transferred
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>>143954285
Leveling up the first time is pretty much the best experience about the game, especially with Heavensward's MSQ (even though I didn't like how most content in the game, even the dungeons, are locked into the MSQ. Hopefully they stop that at 4.0 and make the MSQ an optional thing)
Sadly the end game is lacking though.

2nd time leveling up a job isn't the same though. I find the leveling experience the second time lacking because you've experienced everything about the MSQ already and can't do it again, and that you've explored what's in the zones already. The game's world is kind of small in 2.0 and bland in 3.0 and badly done in general, and that you can't do much in them since open world content is near non-existent.
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>>143953969
>He cant tell the difference between shitposting and funposting
kys
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>>143954504
well that's a given, give some more details
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>>143954697
Maybe, name?
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>>143954887
there is no difference between funposting and shitposting
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>>143954452
I'm not that brown though, just the skin looks darker when wet
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>>143954285
The game feels like a chore now. Logging in for mandatory lore capping, scrip capping, preventing leve and GC turn in capping. Maybe its better once I finish leveling crafts.
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>>143954294
RIP
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>>143954517
>>143955175
I will literally not even joking EB you if you stay like this version. I need a cat like this!
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>>143955140
>2000+17-1
>Still in denial about this
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>>143953938
>I could shit out 100k in 15 mins gathering
>tfw such an amount is beneath me
I like to take it easy and make big money all at once.
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pirate c@s
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>>143955210
I have to say, it feels like a chore for me because of sheer laziness pretty much.
It's easy to cap those in just a few hours and I have all the time and day in the week to cap it but laziness comes in.
>>
>>143954285
This game is pretty fun to level in as a first timer since it does a good job of explaining the important shit one at a time instead of overwhelming you with everything and every class quest having a storyline makes it double the fun. That they give you ample time to experiment with other classes and the concepts being introduced before moving onto the next concept just adds to the "learning" experience.
You could try making a new acount and re-experience it with a completely different class yourself.
>>
>only an hour left to cap
>still want a salty runback on a certain Gilga NIN

This can't be healthy but I need to kill that fucker. Hide > LB is BS.
>>
>>143954362
>>143955175
Thats one hell of a darkening from being wet, now Im curious to see how your face skin looks when wet (HAHA).
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>>143954294
This thing is pretty cute though.
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>>143955606
does it sit on your shoulder when you /beckon it?
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>>143955578
Chococats become nearly shadowcats when exposed to water. Keep them safe.
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>>143955692
nope
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>>143954780
Why do you think they let in all those casual players for a month?

They have "initiation rites" where you have to give FC officers your login/password

then they steal those accounts on patch day and use them to buy houses

its all there if you care to look

jsut read the chemtrials
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>>143955931
>FC officers your login/password
who would ever agree to this? sounds like hazing to me.
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>>143955931
fuck

you're right

guffy nooooo
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>>143955441
>>
post lizards
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>>143955542
>getting btfo by shrek
>>
cat piiiiiits
>>
>>143956005
>>143956016
>Guffy
Oh shit you're right, they're literally going to kick him after!
It's a conspiracy waiting to happen.
>>
>>143936063
rheia's gf is an absolute trash scholar too, maybe i can get into elysium
>>
>>143955931
>They have "initiation rites" where you have to give FC officers your login/password

Isn't this technically against the rules, especially since this FC is doing it for reasons you explained here?

>then they steal those accounts on patch day and use them to buy houses

I don't know about the rest of you guys, but that's scummy as fuck.
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>>143956120
girl or boy lizards?
>>
Anyone want the huzzah emote?

Best butt gets it.
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>>143955931
RIP Kiki

Good riddance
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Good morning, xivg
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>tfw no /pet's
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>>143956561
Both
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>>143956596
guffy are you gonna get kicked from rarex?
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Am I the only one who missed the FFXI boat ride?
Defending the boat from all those monsters or holing up downstairs because you were too low level (and looking foward to when you would be strong enough to take on those mosnters) or just didnt want to fight. Felt like a real journey, with perils.
And I miss danger at night where undead would come out, made traveling at night as a low level pretty thrilling.
>>
>>143956691
Level up
>>
>>143956732
Is that game still alive? Can you play it? You aren't alone, I think that one was the superior MMO all around.
>>
>>143956732
There were real time boat rides back in 1.0 but removed it in 2.0 and any semblance of importance and danger in the open world like FFXI and FFXIV was like.
FFXIV's open world zones now are just ghost towns.
>>
>>143956619
Can I pet you?
>>
>>143956691
Without a doubt.
>>
>>143956924
I played at launch but quit. How much has changed? Is it worth going back to?
>>
>>143956619
go sit on the uldah bench
>>
>>143956619
i would pet you if i was on balmung
>>
Which has the better sluts, Ultros or Gilgamesh.
This is important.
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>>143957031
>>
>>143957186
you aren't there anymore
>>
Where can I get one hundred, fifteen Tomestones of Poetics right now?
>>
>>143956691
Absolutely. Qwest even give him and Kiki extra time to clear A6S but they're simply too shit to do so without a straight up carry.
>>
>>143956976
Yes plz.
>>143957031
I'm almost always sitting there.
>>143957039
Transfer~
>>143957186
H-hey that's me...
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>>143957469
I'll pet you when I see you next, then.
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>>143957340
main scenario rouleltte
>>
>>143957550
I have already completed today's Lv50 Roulette and Main Scenario Roulette. Lemme see what Crystal Tower queues are like.
>>
>>143957469
petted
>>
>>143957023
1.0 launch or 2.0 launch?
A lot and I mean A LOT has changed since then. It's like 1.0 and 2.0 are entirely different games.
Nothing much but improvements, a new expansion and more (mostly dead) content if you mean from 2.0 to 3.0.
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>>143957550
/hug
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>>143957690
ty mysterious stranger <3
>>
>mr krabs posted a selfie on discord a few weeks ago
>can't stop thinking about him

is this love xivg...
>>
What is a good server for a west coast US player? I want to get back into the game and maybe find a static but I could never find one that fit my schedule on my current server.

Also, are the xivg FCs any good at all, or are they just memes and erp all day?
>>
>>143958010
Is he cute?
>>
>>143958174
no
>>
I think I want to resub, worth getting into now? I haven't played since like a week before HW came out.
>>
is there anyway to use previous stage relic appearance when it get overwritten?
>>
>>143958205
then why can't you stop thinking about him?
>>
>>143958150
Depends, for Balmung there is no "/xivg/ FC" just a bunch of ones that have high vg presence. You'd be better off in a normie FC tbqh
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>>143958362
fat cock
>>
>>143958174
yes he is cute
>>
>>143958274
leveling from 50-60 takes as long as 1-50, it comes with new MSQ and features.
If youre gonna buy Heavensward it comes with a free month I think so theres that.
>>
>>143958174
For an autist, he is quite good looking
>>
>>143956563
>tfw no one wants your free stuff.
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WHY MUST YOU LET GO
THE LIGHT YOU WERE BESTOWED
THIS I FEAR I'LL NEVER KNOOOOOW
>>
>>143958679
i want it, but im not gonna trade my purity for it
>>
>>143957108
The slut FF14 has to offer is on my bed
>>
>>143958485
pics?
>>143958537
>>143958668
i'm surprised that most autists i've met are qt irl
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>>143955305
sorry..
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>>143956563
Boy or girl butt?
>>
It's midnight. Where the fucking fuck is my lore cap reset? I've logged out for a solid 5mins and logged back in. Did SE ghost fix it to reset at 8am with the roulette? Those motherfuckers, what the fuck?
>>
>>143959023
1am friend
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>>143959051
Since when m8? I've been getting midnight resets all through HW.
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>>143957186
>ywn have a delicious threesome with these cats
Life is a series of painful events.
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>>143959023
You've got 7 more minutes.
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>>143958668
>>143958908
Do you think Kiki is cute irl?
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>tfw more and more people are finding out about my secret
Soon, it won't be a secret anymore
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>>143959130
since ive been playing
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>>143959198
Vjera already told everyone you're a pitfag, proci
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>>143959150
I haven't really seen what Kiki looks like
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>>143958550
It does? Are you sure? I have heard it doesn't but if that's true I'll be glad
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>>143958668
>>143958537
>neckbeard
>good looking
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>>143956563
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lf people to run expert/60/50/trials
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>>143959150
no but my opinion is biased since i think he is cringey and really annoying while mr krabs seems like a cool dude
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>>143949080
Make me

>>143949185
Approved
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>check results of "who has the most ticklish feet" poll
>bnhaka has almost 50% of votes

i guess it's not just a meme anymore
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>>143959608
I like this Au Ra's eyes.
>>
I quit FFXIV shortly after 3.1 dropped due to fatigue and a lack of interest in grinding out more tomestones cyclically.
Is there anything in this upcoming 3.3 that warrants a resub?
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>>143959132
>generic.jpg
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>>143959691
Only knowing him through his posts here 'mr krabs' was one of the more annoying ones
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>>143959608
ugly
>>
I unsubbed last year and kinda miss this game. Sephirot looks like a fun fight and the new patch looks decent.

Are people still playing excited or jaded?
>>
>>143959883
I'll stop asking nicely soon.
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>>143960193
seph is boring

midas is cool

new patch seems ok i guess
>>
>all these "coming back to this game" posts
is this the new ultrash meme
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>>143960326
>all these "is this the new ultrash meme" posts
is this the new ultrash meme
>>
>>143960326
We get those every patch
>>
>tfw will never get invited into ultrash

why do i live just to suffer
>>
If I get a map that I don't want from a harvest node, can I leave it be and keep looking until I get a better map or will I lose out on my daily map if i don't harvest it?
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>>143960493
you lose your allowance once you gather it
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>>143960493
You can keep looking for a better map
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>>143960246
>Seph
>boring
>implying it's not one of the most fun fights in the game and second best primal after thordan
>>
THE GAMEMASTER HAS SPOKEN

>>143960493
>game related question

lol pleb
>>
>>143960493
Yeah just leave it.
>>
>half hour queue time for ToQ
Awesome.
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>>143960591
post butt
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>>143960157
Tomestone grinding is still the same.

3.2 was breddy gud though.
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>>143960564
it's a snoozefest

you literally stand there and hit a dummy for 5 minutes in the last phase

i do agree that thordan is the best primal though
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>>143960636
I don't do that, anon.
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>>143960724
post smile
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>>143960219
What's that supposed to mean
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>>143960752

its kinda rude requesting all these butts but not posting your own ya know
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>roll 3 on gobdip
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>>143960752
It's supposed to mean stop that right now.
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>>143960846
guys ;)

i raid ;)

cleared a7s ;)

elite gamers ;)
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>3 month grind for anima weapon
>they don't even look good
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>>143960918
3 months how
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>>143960828
I would if I could anon but loldatacaps. Maybe I'll invest in unlimited data after payday
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>>143960965
are you back for real now
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>>143960747
Now behave, you.
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>>143959581
Well... You're the only one who posted, how do i get into contact with you?
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>>143961130
the whole face please
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>>143961170
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post cats
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>>143960893
Ok dad

>>143961016
I was at my parent's place for the weekend, I'll be back for real this weekend
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>>143961130
lewd
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>>143961351
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>>143961338
I see no butt here, only pants.
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>>143961276
You did ask nicely. I don't want to draw the ire of anyone for posting selfies though. If you want more, go back a few threads, I posted several a couple days ago.
>>143961448
Certainly not!
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>>143961362
Don't sass me, boy.
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>>143958730
You get me, friend.
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>>143961837
I put the ass in sass
>>
>queue for Mentor Roulette on NIN
>queue pops immediately
>get Sunken Temple normal
>a DPS who actually needs it is probably waiting 30 minutes to get in
This is kind of fucked up, isn't it?
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>>143961554
>tfw waiting for 3.3 before resubbing
I want to take more pictures of my c@
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>>143960913
Holy shit, how salty are you about not raiding?
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>>143961957
>queue into Lost city hardd
>the MNK pulls over 1850 DPS, the DRG pulls over 1700 DPS, and the tank does the absolute biggest pulls humanly possible in the instance

DF has its moment.
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>>143961931
Not on my watch.
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>>143962089
>only ever do expert roulette with my static
>this is the case daily
Feels good playing an MMO with people.
>>
>>143962089
Did not mean to reply to
>>143961957
>>
I'm about to burst.

I have no self control

I've lost my mind.
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>>143961736
cute
>>
>>143962091
Your....overwatch?

>>143962178
Do it anon
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>>143961957
>>143960591
If it was you, no hard feelings. I got several drops and a commendation.
>>143962203
Thanks.
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>>143962178
actually talk to your doctor about xanex
im fucking serious
>>
it was all memes just a week ago
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>>143962251
Thanks for reminding me that I still haven't bought the new XCOM yet.
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>>143961170
[email protected]

Thanks anon! Are you on Balmung?
>>
ippiki
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>>143962434
I heard it wasn't as good. I picked up overwatch over the weekend. Fun but samey
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>>143962514
is gone

good riddance
>>
>>143962604
>being this mad because pickles bagged your crush
Don't hate the player
>>
>>143962532
>tfw don't like elezen or highlanders

when's lizard or cat ;;
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>>143962452
Yep.
>>
>tfw I have like 4 different personalities in this game depending on who I talk to and I sometimes mix them up

is this... the friendly facade?
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>>143962774
I'll take anything bb, I'm just craving some musclebabes and knifeears
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>>143962774
You can get cat and lizard butts 24/7 here.

I wanna see some rare elezen rears.
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>>143962532
Looks like fun to me, to be honest. I kinda wanna get the new DOOM, too.
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>>143962925
Fix your life. Being forever on 4chan asking for ass shots for the rest of your life isn't a good perspective.
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>>143963076
You'll get nothing of the sort.
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>>143962920
i dunno but I don't change how I act depending on who I talk to.
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>>143962920
No you're desperate for validation.
>>
>>143963386
why do you care about what someone you'll never meet does with their life? why do you feel like you have any authority or say at all?
>>
Anyone wants to talk on Gilgamesh?
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>>143962925
>>
>>143963796
name?
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>>143963887
Gridania aetheryte

Meet me there
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>>143963940
What am i looking for?
>>
>>143964016
it's Truly Yours
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>>143964016
Catgirl
>>143964053
It's not
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>>143964053
>>143964097
Changed my mind.
>>
Mooncatboypussy is the best, prove me wrong
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>>143964540
suncatboys exist
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>>143964540
Suncatgirlpussy.
>>
>>143964587
suncatboys have bigger dicks and can cum multiple times, this is canon
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>>143964631
suncatboy b a r b s
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So you think you can ride this chocobo?

Got Chocobucks? You better put them on this chocobo!
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>>143964756
Ride how, the lewd way?
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>>143964540
all cats are trash
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>>143964756
>>
Anyone want to erp?~
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>>143965328
Post character
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>>143965383
I'd rather not but I have an AuRa and a Miqote.
>>
What zone has the best music?
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>>143965517
azys lla
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>>143965517
Your mom's bedroom
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>>143965517
the gold saucer
>>
How do i rack up MGP while golden sausage event is on?

On the other note: Order rule is the most retarded thing.
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>>143964631
I can confirm this.
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>>143965710
tree chopping mini game
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>>143965804
Im really fucking bad at it, are there any tips for it?
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>>143965779
they produce more smeggy too >w<
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>>143965892
Only if you're into that I suppose.
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>>143965891
pick morbol difficulty, titan is too random and the other one wastes too much time and gives shit rewards
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>>143964631
This is false.
Evolution dictates that because all women in suncat society are subservient to the nunh, and subsequently do not have any say/choice in mate, they must then tolerate whatever dick size the nunh has regardless.

However, in mooncat society, the female mooncats are not subservient to the males, and in fact are equal if not the dominant gender. As a result, it stands to reason mooncat boys will have evolved large cocks and heavy balls to attract mates and properly impregnate them without hesitation.

It's basic science
>>
>>143965973
I usually get 1, 2 if im lucky, double-downs. Is that a good result? I pick Morbol but sometimes it's alright, but sometimes after DD it moves so fast i can barelly fucking see the arrow, so much to contoll it.
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>Calcabrina's Brace "parries" Garuda-egi's Contagion
Ex-fucking-SCUSE ME? WHAT?
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>>143965941
i dont get it. why are you posting this, it just makes you look pathetic
>>
>>143965941
>look how batshit insane I am!

are you retarded? no one is going to side with you
>>
>>143965941
spin
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>>143966076
I don't remember how many DDs is that, but you should be getting 500 MGP a pop, 750 if you get lucky
just practice a bit, it's pretty easy
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>>143966080
What's wrong with that?
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>>143966202
I don't even understand how it could be possible to "parry" Contagion when it doesn't actually DO anything except extend the duration of your currently applied DoTs.
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>>143966190
That's like 4 double downs if im not mistaken, how do you even have enough time for that?
It's just random, isn't it? Like yea all those "it's close" but in the end the spawn of sweet point is random.
>>
>mooncats actually believe this
go back getting fucked by some bararoe, you are never going to use that feminine dick anyway
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>>143966246
It parries anything you inflict on it, even something like Lethargy.
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>>143966285
I don't know, I just start from the halfway point of each side and work my way from there
half the time you hit "it's really close" on the first 2 hits
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>>143965941
Why did he drop you though?
>>
>>143963112
It's nice working again, I can go back and get stuff like that

>>143963386
>bored at work encouraging pixel butts to be posted in the deadest hours of the thread
I do what I please, sir

>>143963814
Now this is buttposting
>>
>>143965941
These people literally live for and in the thread. Report them all in game, make tickets for this retarded 4chan talk, no matter who spews it.
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>>143966428
>i do what i please

I love that line, espec when it ends in a 72h break for you
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>>143966428
Nah you don't. You're subject to moderation just like everyone else here. And people are encouraged to provide high quality discussion. Take it to /d/.
>>
>do a roulette as a tank
>you were unable to claim all company seals
Fuck.
>>
>>143966512
>tfw Bad Nyanners will never be my wife ingame and irl
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>>143965018
no_
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>>143966485
Right?

>>143966554
Hey now, I encourage high quality butts and talk about the game when I see something I know usually
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>>143966690
is his flick with ika over already?
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>>143966554
>getting this mad on the internet

man, you west coasters
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>>143966893
Nope
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>>143967041
how do you get paws
>>
tanks ples queue for a8n...
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>>143965517
Coerthas, hands down.
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>>143967281
what daytah center
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>>143966891
>and talk about the game when I see something I know usually
So, never then?
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>>143963796
If you're still around we can talk for a while.
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>>143967341
Is this sarcasm? Everything about Coerthas is fucking boring.
>>
>>143967441
They meant the music. Western Highlands is great, Central Highlands is okay but I prefer the 1.0 music.
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>>143965941
Did you have to include me there?
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>>143967441
I prefer tranquil. Plus the music just really sits well with me, and there's snow fucking everywhere. If I could pick an area to live in it would be on the Nail, Skyfire Locks side.
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>>143967414
Yes! I just want to talk.
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>>143967583
Ask him in game maybe
>>
>>143967583
>"Did you have to give me MORE attention, anon?"
>posts with trip
>posts with selfie

kill yourself autistic swede
your hair looks like shit btw
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>>143965941
This is why I visit this general. I love this freakshow of psychopaths known as ffxivg. The only thing this ss needs to accurately represent this thread is that guy talking like a nigger about killing himself
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>>143967134
From subbing to the xiv fanfest twitch channel during a past event.
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>>143967806
Are you retarded?
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>>143967704
I'm here, no catgirls.
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>>143967806
>"man, xivg avatarfags are so shit, they need to get trips so we can filter them!"
>they get trips
"woooow tripfags on xivg are so annoying, they need to drop their trips!"

????
>>
>>143967882
SLIT YOUR FUCKING WRISTS

NO ONE CARES

NO ONE WILL EVER CARE UNTIL YOU CARE ABOUT YOURSELF

SEEK HELP
>>
>>143967882
What's the context for all this
PLEASE HELP ME /xivg/ LORE TEAM
>>
>>143967882
no, for real. kill yourself
>>
>>143967882
>shitushka involves himself again

Prepare for anal scald and attempts to turn it into a joke.
Remember, they are totally different in game!
>>
>>143967882
It's time, you passed the point of no return, drop all the most secret logs you have, make them pay for letting you suffer like this
>>
>>143968087
*nodnod*
It's the only way they'll respect you
>>
>>143967583
>posts PMs from Selzh
>omg dont include my PMs

the backstabber strikes again
>>
>>143934951
Need a source on this pic, OP.
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>>143968002
It's a very dedicated shiver looking for a spine to crawl up.
>>
>it only took 15 weeks for me to finally see a totally flawless A6N run
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>>143968194
why are you bad at this game
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>>143967882
I love this thread. Never change Moni, Sugi and Androna. Please never stop being 4chan weirdos. That anon earlier today was right, this thread IS a blacklist and a guide who one should avoid and never talk to.
>>
>>143968134
Creepy "I want to see you drink my pee" =/= relationship drama I wasn't involved in
>>
In case anyone else is bored, and wants to be bored to sleep.

twitch tv/slyroyale
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>>143967882
why do you fags try and force meaningful relationships out of erp shit? it'll always fail and you'll look like morons
>>
>>143934951
>catboy OP
>massive shitposting in the thread

This is why you cannot trust catboy OPs. And all this shitposting at 6:30 in the morning.
>>
>>143968313
>SLIT YOUR FUCKING WRISTS
>>SLIT YOUR FUCKING WRISTS
>>>SLIT YOUR FUCKING WRISTS
>>>>SLIT YOUR FUCKING WRISTS
>>>>>SLIT YOUR FUCKING WRISTS
>>>>>>SLIT YOUR FUCKING WRISTS
>>>>>>>SLIT YOUR FUCKING WRISTS
>>>>>>>>SLIT YOUR FUCKING WRISTS

EIGHT
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>>143968313
you are insane
>>
>>143968313
the depth of your love is admirable
>>
>>143968315
So sugi is now getting excited around asuna?
>>
>>143968313
what a waste of time and money
>>
>>143968313
do not give up, you can win him back
>>
>>143968372
Wow we get to watch an autistic guy play video game

Expert, how fun. I don't even want to queue for an expert. Why would I watch you do one, idiot?
>>
>>143968372
this better be good
>>
Moni before balmung - 0 drama
Balmungushko - ls fiasco, androna fiasco
>>
>tfw someone else is getting all these (You)s

so this is the power of posting logs…
>>
>>143968313
There is no turning back now, post the logs, force your love Sugi to notice you
>>
>>143968573
post logs...
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>>143968573
post logs
>>
I hope we all learned a very valuable lesson here.

NEVER transfer to Balmung, NEVER transfer to Gilgamesh.

AVOID all Balmung and Gilgamesh posters. Do what ever it takes to remove Balmung and Gilgamesh players from your parties.

Keep the trash contained to its two servers. Because if you let it infect you, this thread is irrefutable proof of what happens to you.
>>
>>143968573
Talk about the game instead of contributing to shitposting.
>>
>>143968268
What
>>
>>143968690
What did Gilgamesh ever do
>>
>>143968356
Literally translates to "its okay when I do it"
>>
>>143968690
yeah dont go to gilgamesh or balmung, come erp with me on leviathan
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>>143968740
you are the only constant in those 15 runs
:^)
>>
>>143968789
This is a really poor train of thought to follow, to be honest
I chain pulled, rotated my CDs, did everything right. Always do.
>>
>>143968613
>>143968625
Shana Tsundyroo nuzzles against Abu Babu

idk if I even have logs on here desu,only time I save shit is for own reference later so I know what I said

>>143968723
I'm not allowed to talk about the game because that's attention whoring.
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>>143968910
LEWD
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>>143968951
wtf, this is sugi's fault, fuck him
>>
>>143968951
Now cut your wrists wide open and begone
>>
Now is your chance. Transfer out of Balmung. Separate yourself from these people for good.

There is nothing good that can be found. Not on that server, nor in this thread. Save yourself and go.
>>
>>143968951
now kill yourself
>>
>>143968951
Nothing can hold you back at this point
Post the logs
>>
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>>143968315
hey I'm no weirdo
>>
>>143968951
wait, how did you get 8 alts on balmug? we're you paying to transfer them there?
>>
>>143969046
What server should I go on before it's too late

>>143968938
thank
>>
>>143969156
>>143969156
>>143969156
>>143969156
>>143969156

New thread for everybody but the disgusting nutcases
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>>143968951
>>
>>143969138
Betrayal is one hell of a drug.
>>
>all these grown men acting like drama queens
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>>143969165
gilgamesh
>>
>>143968789
This ain't a game of Dota. That logic doesn't work here.

For a fight to be flawless, all 8 people need to do everything right. The fact that the other 7 party members aren't also constants gets in the way of this.
>>
>>143968541
Beats me. I bet you probably asked yourself why would you make your post in the first place.

>>143968543
All that happened was a slow Ziggy and the tank losing aggro to me on the final boss. Like I said, this is going to be a boring stream.
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any of you homos wanna do roulettes
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>>143936707
Who drew this? I really love that style
>>
>>143967882
BACKSTABBERONI
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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