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Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Asriel.
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/
-The Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommendbin
>http://pastebin.com/QKYUQFbe
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-Famgamebin
>http://pastebin.com/ZHASpj9h
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockdraw
>http://flockmod.com/undertale
-Cytube
>Channel: Undertale
-Zeemap
>https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1873782
-Shimejbin
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
-IRC Channel:
>#undertalegeneral on Rizon
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Nth for Omega.
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I love this goat and want him to be happy
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>>143905858
>not "/pol/ get out" edition
smdh
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>>143905858
This is /pol/ clay now!
Hail robutt
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Asgore!
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Claimed
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Fun stories about Papyrus for cute Anons!
Like having a fun sleep over in Papyrus' bedroom!
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Well that was fucking rad.
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>>143905858
>forgot the edition
oh well, picture speaks for itself
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>>143906025
>the robot will never be real
>he'll never look down at me
It's too early for this.
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>>143906019
Don't worry, they're probably still shitting up the last thread.
Post comfy.
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God is real, and his name is Asriel.
And you shouldWORSHIP/spoiler]
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>>143906076
there's no edition this time
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Tori
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>>143906072
Story about Sans crashing ecto-18 wheeler into 9-11
Action! Drama! Tension!
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Nicepants
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>>143906075
Kek
>>143906176
Get out
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sans
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>>143906072
>Taking Papyrus out on a romantic date!
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>>143906176
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>>143905993
eyy
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nth for Chara.
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http://pastebin.com/xGuVeakn
I asked yesterday about trying some writefaggotry and here's some needlessly verbose writefaggin retelling a story no one really wanted to be hear again. I was just trying on the mood for the setting and I have the feeling there's already other fiction here that does this sort of take better, but it's my first writing and I'm wondering if it's worth the bandwidth. Here you go /utg/
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>>143906176
I want to be eaten by the god.
That god certainly looks large enough to do it.
That would be so nice.
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Happy times
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>>143906176
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>>143906375
Ayyy
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>>143906351
Taking Papyrus to waterfall for your romantic date!
Checking out all the sparkling gems on the ceiling and listening to the echo flowers!
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For cuddling and snogging the lizard real hard
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If two people continuously bait each other is it actually just a regular argument?
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A spider is required for every thread!
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>>143906406
We can have even larger one, too!
This one could eat all the anons!
Who should he start with?
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>>143906072
Would Papyrus let you win the pillow fight, or would his competitive nature take over?
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Actual characters time
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So Koreans jumped on this /utg/ outlook on Swap Sans bandwagon!
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>>143906635
Nobody
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>>143906176
>You'll never have a cute BF that cooks for you.
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>>143898059
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>>143906712
>>143906635
>>143906406
>>143906529
>>143906789
Go to sleep already.
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>>143906789
Why not?
Asriel full of /utg/ers would be great, incredible even!
All huddled up against one another inside in the darkness, embraced by his body heat.
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>>143906751
Oh, now they're on the path to redemption!
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>>143906529
Yelling into the echo flowers that you think Papyrus is the best!
Papyrus yelling even louder, shouting that YOU are the best!
The flowers struggle to match his volume!
They begin to wilt from the effort!
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>>143906712
>top tier
sans
chara
frisk
papyrus
burgerpants
napstablook
>mid tier
mettaton
muffet
undyne
toriel
>low tier
asgore
asriel
flowey
alphys
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>>143907043
>Sans
>Chara
>Frisk
>napstablook
shit taste
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Asriel licking your asshole so he can get you ready to be be fucked!
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>>143898191
>>143898531
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>>143906712
>top tier
Asriel
>mid tier
Asgore
Papyrus
>low tier
the rest
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>>143906396
Very well written. Also very frightening.
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>>143907104
eat a fat one
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>>143907003
No.
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>>143905993
xth for flowey
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>>143907003
But it's broad day light!
>>143907039
Both of you realizing what you done!
Getting upset over what you did to the poor echo flowers!
Moving ahead before you two do any more damage!
You and Papyrus accidentally tripping over a popped up vine and into the glowing water!
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>>143907003
NEVER
>>143907023
>implying I want to be near you
You fags probably have cooties
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>>143906928
aww its so cute! thanks dworven
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>>143907043
I haven't seen one this canonically and objectively wrong in a while
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>>143907003
But anon, I'm not a eurofag
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>>143907131
Awesome! I was the anon that asked for happy Chara.
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>>143907247
Now here's an opinion I can agree with.
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>>143906928
>>143907131
That's so cute, do you have a tumblr or anything, dworven?
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>>143907413
mettaton might be top and asriel could be mid but thats all i struggled with deciding on
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>>143907280
>>143907356
>>143907230
>>143907462
Then I'll MAKE you sleep.
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>>143907003
I will if you tell me which Undertale's belly should I imagine falling asleep in when I do.
>>143907356
I don't, I don't actually kiss boys. Or girls. I'm just for hugs. And eatings.
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The spider a cute! Cute! CUTE!!!
>>143906623
Agreed!
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>>143907003
I think I'll go. You have fun with the goats.
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>>143907605
Bring it shorty
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>>143907605
THE GREAT PAPYRUS DOESN'T WASTE HIS TIME TAKING NAPS THAT LONG!
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why are there no actual hyperdeath lewds
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>>143907629
>>143907652
Comfortably sleep in spooder's belly while she goes about her daily tasks.
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>>143907605
No, anon, let the sleep get to them. No need to force em.
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>>143907798
No hips
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I'd like to summon the agents of the mom dark brotherhood. I've completed the white sacrament.
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>>143907280
Papyrus attempting to help you out of the water!
Losing your grip on him because his bones are too slippery!
Splashing into the water all over again!
Papyrus apologizing for being such a bonehead, forcing a smile!
Moments later, Papyrus apologizing again for the bad pun, looking miserable!
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>>143906712
So as not to waste image limit
>Top Tier
Papyrus
Asgore
Flowey
Undyne
>Mid Tier
Toriel
Mettaton
Sans
Frisk
Alphys
Burgerpants
>Low Tier
Napstablook
Asriel
Muffet
>shit tier
Chara
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Goodnight, guys. I'll start doing something sometime during vacation.
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>>143907828If nobody forces me to sleep I'll end up staying awake until like 3am again
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>>143907565
dworven.tumblr.com
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>>143907885
what do you need them for?
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>>143907975
I know that feel brate.
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>>143907808
Do NOT mention the spider and vore in the same sentence.
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>>143907709
Sweet dreams.
>>143907710
>>143907717
You'll be nothing more than scrap metal and a pile of bones.
>>143907828
I think thevoreandgreekare too stimulating for them. We have no choice.
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>>143906712
In terms of characters?
TOP:
Everybody but Toriel, Alphys and Chara
MID:
Alphys and Toriel
NOT A CHARACTER:
Chara
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>>143907808
Sounds comfy and calming!
Ok, I'll do it!
>>143908192
Aw, don't be like that. Spider is kinda nice to think about from that perspective.
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>>143906712
>Top Tier
Flowey
Undyne
Burgerpants
Mettaton
Asgore
Napstablook
Papyrus
Frisk
>Mid Tier
Alphys
Sans
Asriel
>Low Tier
Toriel
Muffet
Chara
>Shit Tier
Asrielle
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>>143908192
You're right, I committed a crime.
>>143908332
But at least it succeeded.
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>>143908249
I said bring it, back me up blooky!
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>>143908332
Spider only needs warm hugs
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>>143908003
>dworven.tumblr.com
Oh, well. Thanks!shit I'm stupid
>>143906712
>Top Tier
Frisk
>Mid Tier
Asgore
>Shit Tier
Everyone else
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>>143908249
>you will never fight chara in an unending time loop
why live?
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>>143908458
i got you
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>>143906712
>Top
Toriel
Asgore
Papyrus
Undyne
>Mid
Pretty much everyone else listed
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>>143907605
>>143908249
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>>143908458
*breathes in deeply*ur a faget.
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>>143906301
sands
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>>143906712
>Top:
Asriel/Flowey
Papyrus
Asgore
Mettaton
>Mid:
Muffet
Napsta
Burgerpants
Undyne
Alphys
>Low:
Sans
Toriel
>Shit:
Not really anybody
>Not Characters:
Chara
Frisk
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>>143908782
9999999
*ded*
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>>143908501
Warm hugs and a warm belly!
Good night!
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>>143908758
beatiful
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>>143908162
Someone needs a pie tonight. I want it in pubic in front of the rabble, I'm sending a message.
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>>143907885
Can I avoid the wrath of the dark brotherhood by offering up a fresh mom?
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>>143909390
sins
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>>143909395
I don't think hairy pies taste very good, anon.
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>>143909395
ah, you should probably use the black sacrament to get their attention then
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Im glad we got rid of that last thread and moved on to this one.
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>>143909757
snazz
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>>143909401
Wrath? There's no wrath in our line of business, it's just that, businessand love
But thank you for this gift, you are owed a favor.
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>>143909541
sinbad and dogg
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>>143909732
Shitposting is always drowned out in characterfagging
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i only love the memes
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>>143909869
sam's club card and pappy longstocking
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>>143909838
I'll take it
>>143909945
>>143909732
/utg/ is usually pretty good about leaving dumb drama and arguments in the old threads
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Suns
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>be me
>playing Wario Blast
>flower in a pot attacks me
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>>143909973
I'm just here for rare tems and skeles
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>>143909973
>>143910056
san diego, pepperoni and a fridge
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>>143910089
Except that one time where people doxxed each ither left and right.
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>>143910252
When was that?
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>>143910252
>doxxed each ither left and right.
I must have missed that
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Papuro time?
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So I posted this in the dead hours... but I'll post again.
Yesterday I just finished watching a series of videos of the first case of Phoenix Wright: Trials and Tribulations. And then I stared toautisticallythink: "Would it be cool or autistic to have/create a PW Undertale Case? Like, have a case that involves Undertale characters?"
So now I can't stop thinking about it.help me, What do /utg/ think about this? Is this boring or just cringy? Or can this be something cool?For those of you that have no idea what is Phoenix Wright, it's a game by Capcom, where you play as Phoenix Wright, a attorney lawyer, and try to convince the judge to declare your client "not guilty", using evidence and finding lies and/or useful information in peoples testimonies and stuff like that. It's a fun game.
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>>143909543I thought no one would notice that slip, you noticed. fug
>>143909656
That just summons the Dark Brotherhood, it's not an assassination I need.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C-cgMpxOxg
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>>143910384
Reminds me of Sonic Inflation Adventure tbqh
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>>143910361
haha yes! potpourri!
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>>143910139
I like you, anon.
>>143910186
tiny sanity and paparazzi
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>>143910384
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>>143910384
Just fucking go for it dude
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>>143910496
oh boy now i gotta go watch that againundertale inflation adventures when?
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>>143910361
pata pata pata pon
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>>143910603
Would be good variety to all this vorefaggotry tbqh
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>>143910384
all depends on the execution brah
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>>143910529
Snips and paprika
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>>143907924
Cheering up Papyrus and letting him know he did a good pun!
Playfully sprinkling water onto him and watching him shield himself!
Papyrus playfully pushing you back!
Being pushed back into the water as Papyrus doesn't know his own strength!
Pulling Papyrus into the water with you!Accidentally hitting your lips with his teeth!
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>>143910338
>>143910293
A week or so ago. A couple anons got into a nasty slapfight and dumped pics of each other in the thread. Lasted three whole threads
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Listening to UT soundtrack still makes me feel things. Am I a big faggot or what, /utg/?
>>143910603
it is a game
>>143910515
pipiriri
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>>143910529
oh we goin small? i got a small sandwich and papa on sale right here
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>>143910384
everything is cringy to someone, don't worry about that
I think it sounds like a fun time
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>>143910139
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>>143910845
Wait were those the faggots from that chan?
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>>143910736
You don't like vore?
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>>143910596
>>143910741
I would go for it, but I have zero experience in coming up with drama stories, I just though "Hey, that could be cool"
I could ask help from the anons in the Phoenix Wright General.. But I don't know if I should.
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>>143910845
I don't remember this at all and I'm a little confused, how'd they get access to each other's photos?
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>>143910384
I'm slowly working on an Old Republic era Star Wars-Undertale crossover. I mean, it's going to be a little weird to people, but it sounds like fun to me and I think your idea sounds fun. Do it if you want.
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>>143910384
....we should arrange a /utg/ Attorney Online trial.
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>>143910845
I'm curious how I missed that.
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>>143911209
I suggest we try Frick for murder of Asriel
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goats and humans kissing
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>>143911048
fuck uyo
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>>143911209I agree, lets have Papyrus be blamed for a murderer.
>>143911195
That sounds weird but fun at the same time. wish you luck anon!
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>>143911435
can we argue about1 HP
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>>143911417
even better!
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>>143911056
Considering how hip it is to hate us I wouldn't go that route desu
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8laHBguGhDw
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>>143911562
ITS CANON THAT HE HAS 1HP! ITS IN THE FILES!
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>>143910845
were the pictures posted directly in the thread?
>tfw I probably have them saved and didn't even know it
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I want Mettaton to force me into something sexual I'm not entirely comfortable with just to get me more ambivalent about such things.
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>>143905858
* hop into the bed, anon :)
NOW.
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>>143911614
>This video is not available
Thank fuck that for once the Europoor Union censored something that deserved it.
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>>143911614
dont ever interrupt my music for some garbage like this again
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>>143911687
but he slepe and had 99999999999999HP!
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>>143906189
Proceed!
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>>143911893
if this is true then...
Sans lives even after you "kill" him in the genocide! :OOOO
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>>143911893
Is he upset that he forgot the neck or what?
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>>143911803
Have a fapfic anon
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5939236
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>>143911845
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>>143911938
Finally
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>>143910805
Papyrus blushing bright pink!
Papyrus unsure of what to do, but not pulling away!
Ruining the moment by sneezing, just like in one of Alphys' terrible anime shows!
Realizing you're shivering and completely soaked to the bone!
Papyrus noticing your chattering teeth and commenting that he didn't know humans could rattle their bones!
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My Undertale folder seriously lacks cute moms
Please help
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>>143912052
Sans was just a very ugly baby.
>>143912045
NO KILL COUNTER!
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>tfw your eyes look like shit and you have no idea how to draw better ones without stealing other artists
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>>143911869
>wake up
>suddenly get a you
i needed that. thanks.
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>>143912052
>>143912235
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>>143893054
>>143894383
I did something
http://picosong.com/ZwNS
>tfw you try to get everything to sound in sync but just give up eventually
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>>143912217
here you go my man
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Is there any art/writing of Papyrus taking driving lessons?
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>>143912217
Not a momfag but I have this
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>>143910139
Here, have skeles and tems.
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>>143912217
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>>143912395
>implying he wasn't a born driver
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>>143912235
but he is still ugly. OOOOOOH REKT!I'm lying, sans is a cute, CUTE!
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>>143912465
Tem a cute
Even their bitemarks would be cute
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It's more badass if Sans is fighting you with only 1HP.
Therefore Sans must only have 1HP.
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>>143912548
NEVER!
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fuck retard game undertale
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>>143912548
he's the most handsome character in the game
>>143912695
this guy gets it
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>>143912395
>driving while on the phone
FUCKING SKELETONS GET OFF THE ROAD
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>>143912674
Here's some more tem.
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>>143911056
i would practice writing and make some outlines first then. "how can i tie together the gameplay of phoenix wright and the characters of undertale in an interesting and believable way?"
well, maybe that's a little broad...i would brainstorm some ideas you have for the case and maybe bring them here to see what people think of it.
sorry i don't know how to put this into words really. personally if you're not familiar with writing i would put it on the backburner because crossovers seem difficult to execute with grace.
never played pw or made a crossover though so take this with a grain of salt.
>>143912279
it's normal to look to artists you admire and borrow elements from them. but you don't want to outright steal.
i would study actual human eyes first to understand the structure.
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>>143912542
I've seen 5 different versions of this.
Anyone know the source?
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>>143912839
What's wrong, is he going to die?
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Not even Sans likes Shota Sans.
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>>143912217
How about some buff ones?
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>>143912548
>>143912763
UWAwawa
skeLTalS tOo cYoOT!!!
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>>143912891
There are 3.
Isn't there a watermark on them or something
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who was the artist for these?
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>>143910731DON DODON DODON
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>>143913068
caribun
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>>143912934
Doesn't really need translation
Very cute though
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>>143912913
He's gonna have less attention on his surroundings and a longer response time if he's holding a phone up to his skull! It's irresponsible and SO FUCKING TYPICAL 'ooh I don't have flesh or internal organs who cares if I cause a flaming car wreck' GODDAMN SKELETONS
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>>143912960
DO NOT TOUCH THE BONE!
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>>143912934
oh theyre freaking out because he hangs with chara, i was so confused
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>>143913147
thanks mofo
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>>143913394
anytime my man>tfw you will never be that asriel
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Was going to make this, but I lost the energy to do so, so I'll just leave the idea here.
>This book, but
>It's centered around Undertale's Genocide Route>YOU'RE the monster at the end of the book.
Dumb, I know.
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>>143913261
You sound very uptight
Maybe going for a drive will calm you down
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>>143912865
I see... I'll start right one or two of the ideas I had yesterday and I'll show it here later, or maybe tomorrow, but hopefully soon.
I just hope the ideas are not too autistic.this will probably turn autistic at some point anyway
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>>143913531
>tfw no Frisk gf/bf
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>>143913147
holy fuck this guy
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>>143913531tfw you 'll never be in that asriel
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>>143913623
good luck anon
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Someone custom ordered a Mettaton dildo.
https://67.media.tumblr.com/6408dc74f919bba18731c6c8b9a656fa/tumblr_o7a8nwOqqa1vure23o3_1280.jpg
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>be asriel's caretaker
>ignore him
>he has to make food for himself everyday
>he sadly cooks an egg and puts it on an old slice of bread. No money for a toaster.
>snap at him when he disturbs me
>quietly asks if I want breakfast today
>yell, throw a jewelry box at him, shattering the mirror on the inside. It was his mom's.
>watch him flinch, carefully closing the door again
>later, buy popcorn.
>an occasional treat, call asriel into the room.
>he looks scared
>gesture to the bowl of popcorn
>"I have a treat."
>doesn't move.
>"You better be grateful."
>we eat in silence. Watch a 50's show on a small flickering CRT. Goat boy isn't allowed to watch TV, so he looks away.
>a supposedly enjoyable moment weighed by the bland buttery popcorn and tension.
>asriel's head is down. His face is blank as he empties himself of emotion, like the white bowl empties itself of popcorn.
>the last few kernels of popcorn.
>the bowl is set aside.
>asriel walks back to his room.
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>>143913710
it hurts so much
>>143913740
who? me?
>>143913745i find that to be disgusting but i'll respect your tastes and thoughts as another member of the human race and not judge
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>>143913531
>tfw you will never be that frisk
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>>143913927
no, sorry, the artist
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>>143913586
How would a drive calm me down when I'm sharing the streets with such reckless, skinless heathens?
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>>143913571
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>>143913859
I'm impressed at their tenacity but embarrassed at the concept
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>>143914000
frisk > asriel
I don't want someone weak like Asriel, I want some of that Determination.
Frisk could probably go for hours and hours.
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>>143914000
with trips like that you can be my frisk
>>143914005
oh whats wrong with them?
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>>143913859
it looks like a stick shift
>>143914005
caribun posted all their stuff here, it's pretty old and I'm shocked you haven't seen it before
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>>143914073
Fuck I was thinking Flowey for Elmo, but Chara fits pretty well too.
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>>143914069
Ssh, just get in
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>>143913261
THAT'S A VERY UNFAIR GENERALIZATION
>>143912891
3
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>>143914264
i used to post in these threads the other year, and escaped when everything turned turbo slut gay
i only had the art about the goats and the marry one, so all of these are new for me
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>>143914326
>blurred background implies he's probably driving 80 MPH and not looking where he's going
>only one hand on the steering wheel, could easily lose control and go careening into oncoming traffic or pedestrians on the sidewalk
>in a convertible while wearing sunglasses - he has no ears or nose to hold them in place, they'll go flying off at some point and probably impale an innocent child's face
TYPICAL SKELETON DRIVER
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>>143914215
Exactly as planned
>>143914196
Having that stamina for myself is more fun
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>>143912839
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>>143912542
>>143913020
>>143914502
At least I collected them all, thanks guys.
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>>143913860
Why did you take Alphys's canon backstory and put Asriel on it
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>>143914849
You're making so many racist assumptions
I have friends that are skeletons
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>>143914985
I want to ruband be inthat dad's belly.
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>>143914849
I'm 1/8 skeleton and I feel very offended.
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>>143915023
because it's cuter to bully him
and more satisfying
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>>143914849
Better than ghost drivers man. They just phase through their seats.
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>dummyposting has all but died
This is a travesty!
This is appaling!
This is a CRIME!
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dank memes.
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>>143915267
Have a family photo.
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>>143915267
here's one before my internet shits itself again
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>>143914918
>that wide grin
>most likely looking at nude skeletons on WebMD, looks like the type to have an osteoporosis fetish
>no seatbelt
Disgusting.
>>143915060
Oh? And how many accidents have the caused or been a part of?
It's a well known fact that EVERY car accident involves a skeleton.
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>>143915063
I want to lay on top of it
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>>143915897
But anonthere's a skeleton inside you
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I want to twist Mettaton's limbs until they screech and break, then tear out his wires!
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>>143915897
#NotAllSkeletons are bad drivers!! You just have prejudice and a confirmation bias!
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>>143915267
here's a fancy dummy
>>143916080
do not
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I absolutely love Toriel, but she is a little bit of nerd. It's cute, but there it is.
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>>143916208
>no option to sit and listen to all 72 uses
TOBY YOU HACK FRAUD
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>>143916080
You stop that shit right now, that's my job.
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>Tfw this will never be canon
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hey, /utg/, it's me, your trash can
feel free to visit me anytime
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>>143916391
>implying its not
Frisk canonically fucks every monster in the underground anon
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>>143916080
do not do that
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>>143916427
visit you? i live in you!
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>>143916391
>tfw you will never be frisk in that situation
FTFY
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>>143916506
But only marries one!
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>>143916738
in a shocking twist it turns out that Frisk marries So Sorry!
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>>143916561
Alphys go away.
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>>143916035
And I've broken enough bones to break its spirit. It is a tolerable, if shameful co-existence.
>>143916148
Skeletons are inherently selfish creatures.
Do you know how many skeletons choose to register as organ donors when they 'earn' their licenses? ZERO!
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>>143916738
>one
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>>143916391
And then Asriel is completely forgotten about. He runs away home to his...
Oh wait...
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>>143916992I registered as an organ donor recently and I feel dirty.
Anyway.
Their bones are their organs and they have to keep those for cultural reasons!! Don't be such a bigot, anon!
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Okay! I got one of the basic ideas for theautisticcrossover written!
>March 12 or some other day, doesn't matter right now
>Phoenix Wright see incredible news that monsters were finally free from some kind of magical barrier that was locking them underneath a mountain, a human child will be the monsters ambassador.
>Some weeks later, Phoenix is called by Alphys to be the lawyer for one of the monsters. Papyrus is accused for killing a human in a Mettaton show. And the trial is tomorrow.
>Why Phoenix? Because Alphys searched the internet and found out that he was the best lawyer available in the region.
>Phoenix accepts the case with the promise of a handsome amount of Gold from Asgore and Toriel as payment.
>Phoenix goes to the crime scene to collect as much info as possible, and the police version of the murderer.
>After that, he visits Papyrus to collect his version of the story, finding out that Papyrus is too innocent and pure to kill anyone.
>Phoenix is convinced that Papy is not guilty and is now determined to defend him.
So what do you guys think? Could this work?
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/utg/, do you have any comfy music I could listen to?
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>>143917051
>you will never be part of frisk's harem
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>>143915267
>all but died
THAT MEANS IT DIDN'T DIE AHHH FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK KILL YOURSELF AHHHHHHHH
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>>143917374
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_OOaKkF274
Have fun
>>143917331
sounds neat
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>>143917331
Maybe ifFrisk lawyer and Chara prosecutor
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You can now remove a single character from the game. Which one?
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>>143917374
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vHhWBcGhltc
I CAN FEEL THE WARP OVERTAKING ME
IT FUCKING HURTS
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>>143917559
Sans
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>>143917559
Jerry or So Sorry.
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>>143917559
Your favorite
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>>143917704
>Undertale: Sans Sans Edition
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>>143917559
Chara. Asriel doesn't die, so as Toriel and Asgore are elderly and he's expected to take over the throne. He's not sure how he feels about killing humans.
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>>143917478
MAKE ME YOU FUCK
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>>143917559
Asriel
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>>143917559
Which ever your favorite is
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>>143917552
I was actually thinking is adding Frisk in the case to explain abut how monster magic work, monster behavior and all monster related topic relevant to the case. Because they are a ambassador now. They could have the help of Toriel as well... maybe...
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>>143917559
So Sorry ofc
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>>143917559
Toriel.
Everyone would be happier that way.
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>>143918107
Ooh, I like that better.Someday we should do the other one too, but that's also be more work.
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>>143917331
Oh, I thought you were gonna have the Undertale characters in place of the Phoenix Wright ones. Like Frisk in Phoenix's role as defender, Asriel/Flowey as the prosecutor, maybe Papyrus in Maya's role of sidekick and defendant, that sort of thing.
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Okay, real question.
How many of you got scared by this.
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>>143918432
...I'm too wimpy to finish genocide, pic related is what happens
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>>143918432
I would hope no one
>>143917559
I can't really think of a character that would make the game better if they were removed so I guess I'll go with pyrorope since his fight sucks
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>>143918152
>Removing this cutie from anything
Get real, anon
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>>143918634
I still don't understand how people can't do it, honestly.
Just hit him, he's not gonna bite.
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>>143918432
Me, I'm a huge wimp...
>>143918726
I'm sorrythe night I finished my genocide run I had to sleep with the light on
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>>143917524
>>143917609
Thank you
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>>143918302
Nope. Crossover with the Phoenix Wright characters, because that sounds moreautisticallyexciting.
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>>143919037
this anon is cute
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hey guys post the lizard
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>>143919410
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GJoKVjJDXSs&time_continue=5
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>>143918432
I did the first time.
But then I realized there's nothing to be afraid of.
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>>143918634Don't worry anon, I'm the same way. It's just a silly game, sure, but the characters are what I enjoyed most about it, and that route would just make me feel like shit. And why play it if I'm not having fun?
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>>143918726
>I would hope no one
Pretty sure there's at least one person.
>>143919037
And there they are.
>the night I finished my genocide run I had to sleep with the light on
PFFFFFFFFF WHADDA FUCKIN LOSER THAT'Sfucking adorable
>>143919480
>I realized there's nothing to be afraid of.
That's the spirit.
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>>143919410
Lizard and her more-attractive-and-successful friend!
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hey utg what time is it???!!!
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>>143919614
Aren't you cute too anon?
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>>143919745
Time for me to go take a shower
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>>143919745
6:53 PM
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>>143919745It's high noon.
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>>143919745
7:53 PM
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>>143919793
JUSTis it all the same people or is it just you.
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>>143919745
Nearly 5 in the afternoon.
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>>143919745
you cant see me, my time is now
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>>143919745
TOOL TIME
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>>143919950
It's me sometimes too, cutie
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I like how much Alphys texted you were her new friend she conspired to keep
You know you'd keepu an anon
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>>143919950
Not him but I know how cute you are too
I'm the thigh guy, hi.
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Would you rather have one friend or a bunch of friends?
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>>143919745
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>>143919950
if youre chubbo then its also me
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>>143920093
what kind of question is that
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>>143919912It's high noon somewhere in the world.
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>>143919745
Almost 10am?
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>>143918634
Sometimes I ruin a perfectly good pacifist route just because I can't stand Papyrus - he's a complete idiot who doesn't deserve to live.
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>>143919745
Killing time!
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>>143919745
a bad time.
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>>143920216
Which do you think would be better?
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>>143919745
20h 59min
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>>143920017
west coast nigga righ here
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>>143920429
you definitely want more than one friend
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>>143919745
8:00 PM!
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>>143920068
>>143920089
>>143920193
I swear to god, I'm going to find you allon Steam and tell you to stop it.
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>>143920093
depends on what you think is worse
your one, close friend abandoning you
or a group of people treating you like their in-joke, insulting you, and constantly talking about you behind your back
>>143920295
how do you feel about Undyne?
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>>143920610
Those are both very scary to me.
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>>143917374
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayGkA-vxrMc
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>>143920598Sometimes I wonder if you're the robotfag I added on Steam
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>>143919745
3 am!
Fuck I should probably sleep.
>>143919950
I have been saying it since you first began being tsundere.
>>143920598
cutie patootie
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>>143920610
>how do you feel about Undyne?
I'm fine about Undyne. She ends hating me, but who cares? At least she isn't dumb, she has a good grasp of reality.
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am i the only one that wonders this or what?
how is this general still alive?
is there that much i missed in the game after i completed a neutral/pacifist ending?
what the fuck.
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wait, I paid no attention to Mettaton in the game, how the fuck did Alphys manage to get his soul in a robot body
can he leave the robot and adopt his ghost form again if he wants
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>>143920598
You'll never find me! And even if you do I won't stop! You cutie!
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>>143920598
>giving anyone here your steam
>having steam
>playing undertale
>owning a PC
im surprised honestly
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>>143920598
I'm not cute and nothing you say will convince me otherwise!
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post mettaton
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>>143920093
One very close friend > bunch of casual friends
imo
>>143919745
for real this time its 7pm
>>143920834
Go murder all your friends
>>143920853
>how the fuck did Alphys manage to get his soul in a robot body
ghosts can possess things all she died was build the robot body
>can he leave
probably since he went from box form to EX form
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>>143920853
Ghosts can possess things, and if they do it long enough, they become corporeal (ie. become the thing, can no longer turn to a ghost, can be hurt by physical attacks, etc.)
That's what Mettaton did.
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>>143918634
After completing true pacifist and learning how unbelievably fucked Asriel was by Chara I just couldn`t bring myself to harm that little flower.
There must be a way to save Asrieland fucking murder Chara!
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>>143920773
I've only added one person from here on Steam, actually.
>>143920784
STOP IT.
>>143920867
I'LL FIND YOU DAMN IT
>>143920917someone already posted the shotgun mettaton i made, so just imagine that being the image.
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reminder that its only due to Charas brave efforts that the underground was freed and if you hate her then you also have to hate every other character that wouldn't exist with her
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>>143920946
>One very close friend > bunch of casual friends
ideally you have both
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>>143920829
>Undyne
>thinks anime is real
>runs into Hotlands chasing after a five year old and nearly dies of heat stroke
>can't even cook spaghetti, is the entire reason Papyrus can't cook it either
>sets her own fucking house on fire
>wants to create a puzzle involving vomitting into goals
>not dumb
>good grasp of reality
ANON
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>>143919383
>>143919614
Please don't make fun of me, I just get spooked easily
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>>143921125
>you hate your parents so you must hate yourself
just because its true in my case doesnt make it a fact
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>>143920962
Is this stuff written in his journals? I never read them.
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Celestial embrace.
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>>143920767
>Into each life some rain must fall
>But too much is falling in mine
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>>143921140
Yes but the question was which one you preferred
>>143921251
I want to watch you play Silent Hill
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>>143921310
mad dummy explains it a bit. he wanted to become corporeal so he inhabited the dummy.
you cant hurt mad dummy because he's not corporeal, until the genocide route where he is. that's why mettaton actually dies if you attack him enough, he's not a ghost anymore, he's corporeal.
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>>143921331
What a nice mom. I love that mom
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>>143921310
The aspects of ghosts and corporeality comes from Mad Dummy, but the diaries say that the robot form was made for him and by possessing it, he can have the body he wants.
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>>143921251
no bully, i find easily frightened people to be really cute
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>>143920976
>murder Chara
But Anon, did you learn nothing from the game?
we have to save and cherish Chara
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>>143921331
>Toriel will never comfort you when you feel sad
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>>143921331
oh thats pretty
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>>143921338
I really want to watch a stream of that.
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>>143921151
Don't take me wrong. Undyne is as hard-headed as she can be; but her character revolves into bruteforcing determinately everything, while Papyrus' is just "I IS SO DUMM I IS HAPPY HUGZ PLZ".
Regarding anime: imagine you live in a magic world surrounded by other magic beings. And then you watch anime. Would you assume anime is real? Probably.
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>>143920295
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>>143921457
>>143921493
Guess I gotta rewatch those parts.I really hated the Mad Dummy battle, no way am I playing it again.Thanks guys.
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>>143921569
>>143920976
chara is already dead.
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>>143918432
I picked the good partner option during my genocide run, I didn't think this was actually in the game till one of my friends played it.
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>>143920976
>Flowey grows a petal between the first and second panel.
>Then loses it for the rest of the comic.
The fuck?
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>>143920295
>>143920829
>>143921827
*teleports behind you*
DIE DIE DIE!
*shoots you while twirling in a circle*
heh... THAT was a tactical mistake... kid
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Tsunderplane is cutest
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>>143921338
Having a bunch of casual friends never works out.
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>>143921830
>WAAAAAH STOP HATING MY MARY BRAINLESS SUE!
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>having friends
That'd be nice~
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>>143922274
>papyrus
>a mary sue
do you even know what that word mens
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>>143922293
you can be my friend if you want man
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>>143922274
>mary sue
nice buzzword
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>>143921827
I'd hope monsters can tell the difference between cartoon drawings and photos. Alphys knows anime isn't real, Papyrus even knows anime as cartoons for children, Undyne has no excuse.
>Papyrus' is just "I IS SO DUMM I IS HAPPY HUGZ PLZ".
Dang man, even if you hate the character that's a ridiculous simplification of him and not true at all.
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Which anons would you be friends with
hard mode no all of them or the cute ones
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>>143922441
>buzzword
nice buzzword
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>>143922441
>>143922531
>>buzzword
>nice buzzword
nice buzzwords
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>>143922491
id be friends with anyone who isnt too weird tbqh but skeleton posters would be first picks
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>>143922568
nice
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>>143922491
I want to be friends with you.
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>>143920295
>letsplayer duo playing this game
>one of them hates literally every character
>the other is just stupid and keeps skipping text
Jim pls go
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>>143922568
buzzword is a really fun party game
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>>143922641
haha
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>>143922491
I want to rent a house with all of the robotfags
All 3 of them
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>>143922531
>>143922568
Buzz
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I WANT TO FUCK THE GOAT
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>>143921854
Then erase her from existence then, like Gaster somehow did.
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>>143922491
that other anonymous skeleton poster
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>>143922491
Charafags, if they can adore the most unlikeable character in the game surely they can like me.
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>>143922820
I T S H I P
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>>143922491
myself because i am perfect
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>>143922906
man there's at least 5 of those
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>>143922393
I do want that!
How does this work
Are we friends now?
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>>143922491
Spideranon maybe
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>>143922491
that chubbo anon
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>>143922629
What would make them weird?
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>>143923073
yep, we're friends now. hit me up after school tomorrow and we can hang at your place
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>>143922918
holy fucking kek
>>143923062
then i'll just have to befriend all of them
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fresh fire
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>>143922491
the short anons!
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>>143923409
Someone decapitated Fuku!
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>>143923409
Angstrom, what did you do to the fire's arms and head.
WHAT DID YOU DO TO POOR FUKU.
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>>143923309
just what generally makes people weird. i dont know just have good manners and dont talk about your fetishes
>>143923409
canon fuku? is this real life? i love you for this
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>>143923409
That's a really cute Fuku!
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>>143923406
oh boy!
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>>143922491
that one floweyfag
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>>143922918
>unlikeable character in the game
The only redeeming quality of Chara is that they're cute, but they're still my favorite.
I'm sure you have many good qualities anon.
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>follow Japanese artist on twitter
>they start going through my twitter account and liking year old tweets
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>>143923428
how short is short?
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>>143922897
Is that Gasterdrawn in the style of Rick and Morty?
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>>143923997
Why yes it is.
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>>143923575
>>143923514
there's a fuku pic where her head just sorta floats above her body and I really liked it. I'm surprised I don't have it
Iv'e done her arms like that for a while
>>143923604I love you too anon
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Draw the sticky VHSs
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>>143923915
Well I'm 6'5, so almost anyone
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>>143924126
ONE HUNDRED YEARS SANS AND GASTER
SANS AND GASTER RUNNING AROUND FOREVER
EVERY MINUTE SANS AND GASTER DOT COM
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>>143924126
That'sawesome
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>>143924398
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Ignoring Chara who is the most unlikable main character in Undertale?
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>>143923409
NOW DO IT THICC
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>>143924574
SNOWDRAKE
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>>143924387perfect
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>>143923409
i look forward to your fuku in a couple of months when it's just a floating head and ass
she's rapidly transferring body mass to her rear
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>>143923810
>they start going through my twitter accountone of my biggest fears when following people desu. they'll see that i'm just a big lame-o,
i prefer to lay low and just be left to my own devices.
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>>143924610
dont ruin it
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>>143923810
>Korean artist retweets my art at random
>they don't even follow me
Thanks I guess
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>>143924651
FUCK YOU
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>>143924574
Mad dummy bad dummy
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>>143924446
i was waiting for this
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>>143924153
Found the floaty-head pic
and also some other really cute shit
>>143924610
fuck you
>>143924669
She's normal size in this pic tho so?????
>>143924691
^^^^^
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>>143924574
muffet
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>>143924829
that drawing is stylin'
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>no twitter artist clique to shitpost really bad drawings at like the koreans
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Reminder that Toriel canonically hates gays which is the real reason she fired Alphys and wouldn't let Frisk have anything to do with Undyne or Alphys post TP
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>>143924975
nig you got everyone you need right here for that
shitty art is literally part of utg's history
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>>143924975
shit post your bad drawings at me
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I made taquitos but there's no hot sauce and the stores are closed.
>>143924975We could make one.Also >>143925064
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>>143924821
And your patience has been rewarded.
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>>143925169
literally the worst feeling. i'll cry for you anon
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>>143925285
thank you
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>>143925285
Cry hot sauce instead.
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>>143925064
>>143925114
yeah but image limit
and my shit drawings are almost indistinguishable from my actual art
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>>143925373
i got you
>>143925417
that would be painful
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>>143925556
FOR YOU
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I found out today that apparently my boss doesn't like me.
My contract is due to expire in three weeks, I have a feeling she's just going to let my employment expire instead of renewing it and I'll be without a job soon
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>>143925589
heheh i fuckin hate this joke
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>>143925645
I'd hire you if I was a boss
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>>143925451
you could use imgur
also it doesn't have to be constant or anything, just every once in a while. or if you want it constant you can either make some friends here or do it outside utg.
i don't really see another way
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>>143925060
So what you're saying is that Toriel pushed Gaster into the core because he was making moves on Asgore
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>>143925645
sorry to hear that burgerpants
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here's some of the cute fire I found while digging for that other pic
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>>143926216
>you will never date a qt magic fire school girl
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>>143926216
Hold. The. Fucking. Phone.
That bubblegum would just fucking melt.
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>>143926401
qt magic fire LESBIAN school girl!
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what would your favourite undertale's favourite cereal be?
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This thread is boring as shit and needs more drama, who can we bully to get the biggest reaction?
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>>143926512
you think fukufags care about anything making sense
they want to fuck something that will literally burn your flesh off
they're more confusing than ghostfags
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>>143926592
Cocoa Puffs.
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>>143926512
i feel like we have this conversation every day
>>143926584
thats mostly why i cant date her. she could be bi though you never know
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>>143926592
MTT-O's
The cereal pieces are shaped like rectangles though
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When Alphys says, "there's two of them?" She's referring to the hot boss monsters right?
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>>143926592
Frosted Flakes
>>143926831
yes
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I feel like some void today, can we post a little bit of void before we hit the image limit?
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>>143926652
>still trying to push ghosts vs fire
lie on the floor and chill with us
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>>143926592
>omega flowey
fruity pebbles
or maybe lucky charms
fuck he probably eats all the marshmallows while you sleep so you're stuck with all the wheat pieces
nothing wrong with those but it's not lucky charms without the charms desu
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>>143926894
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>>143926606
>Asgore's clone
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>>143926652
Nigger I would date fire. I would find a way. I would want my children to become part of a new race of ubermensch who are literally fire. Muh dick. The semen would turn into steam at best, normally, so I would need to devise a system. Probably ice cubes. It would hurt my new fire gf, but we would produce new half human half fire children. They'd burn in agony, obviously, because that's basically like being born a Tibetan monk, but it would still be progress. Maybe one of them would be frisky enough to shoot its load out. You don't know.
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>>143926652
I was one of the main people in that argument and you guys need to let that shit go
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>>143926998
i only eat the marshmallows and throw the rest out desu
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>>143927104
scale it back there friendo
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>>143926894
sure voidfriend
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>>143927149
You know you can buy all marshmallow cereal from novelty stores, right?
It's a lot more expensive than regular cereal though
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>>143926606
Man, do you guys think we could pursue a creative endeavor that would spark thread participation? Ya' know, instead of creating drama and artificially inflating post count by getting all salty with each other?
I mean, I know it's wacky, but I'm just thinking out loud here.
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>>143906712
Eternal reminder
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>>143927123
No. it's funny to watch angstrom getassblastedabout his subpar butt art
>>143927104
>>
>eating breakfast
>eating at all
Laughing at u all from my comfy hospital bed rn desu
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>>143926894
Of course.
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>>143927254
thats ironic, picking them out of the cereal is the novelty. buying a bag of em is just candy
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>>143926894
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Hash browns are the best breakfast food desu senpai
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>>143927330Oh no, anon. What happened?
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>>143926894
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>>143926998
Get him these
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>>143927330
act pls
>>143927445
>not a grilled quesadilla with egg and red peppers
horrible taste
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>>143927319
Angstroms art looks good though.
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>>143927319
u wanna go m8
>>143927568
this gets me every time
look at those eyebrows
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>>143927445
I eat a bowl a' nails for breakfast.Without any milk.
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Alphys bullets are bolts
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there needs to be more bittersweet stories of post-tp Flowey trying his best to be happy even in a world without love
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IMPREGNATE THE EDGEGOTE
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>>143927815
this desu
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>>143927903
there needs to be more post-tp stories about sans achieving happiness without the help of some 14 year old girl's OC's vagina
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>>143928093
>sans ever being happy
non-canon
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>>143927903
>flowey will never be real
>you will never have a flowey brother
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>>143928093
But how else will they self-insert
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>>143928093
excuse me my OC destiny is actually a 1000 year old half demon who just happens to look 14
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>>143928141
shut up you dongus
>>143928167
i'll tell em where they can insert something
>>143928216
get out reeeee
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>>143928093
in my post-tp headcanons, all sans needs to be happy is a bottle of ketchup, a nice bed, a happy brother and something to take his mind off things.
sometimes he plays vidya with alphys and frisk.
sometimes he annoys flowey
sometimes he tinkers with the machine in his workshop
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>>143927608
like >>143927404 said:
he'd get bored. what is the meaning of victory without the thrill of the pursuit
he'd probably make his way through half of those and then start stealing whatever cereal i'm eating because it's funnycan you tell i don't empathize with people who want a flowey of their own? hahaha
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>>143927903
here's one
he's a major asshatbut i love him anyway
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>>143928431
dick flower is great
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>>143928375
exactly! but nobody writes this, they just want to rattle his bones
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>>143928517
i get that frisk is supposed to be amused in the last panel but it also looks like they're this fucking close to slapping flowey's shit
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What do you guys think goats smell like
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>>143928517
Is that the blind frisk AU?
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>>143928720
Goats.
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>>143928768technicallyi choose to ignore it though
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Clickety clack get in my sack
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>>143928720
probably pretty good since their whole body would smell like their choice of shampoo and conditioner
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>>143928720
thats a weird OC
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>>143927903
found another
hope you're ready for a feels trip
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>>143928928
I want the cock vore fags to leave
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>>143928720
dude goats are real. just go to a petting zoo
they smell really bad t-b-h
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>>143929018
I remember stitching that one togetheryfw no asgore in that framed photo
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>>143929146
fuck
i never noticed that
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>>143928928
HI SANTA YOU'RE EARLY
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>>143929018
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNhWHlaTwOM
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>>143929018
why does Frisk still look like a 10 year old
Just adding gray hair doesn't cut it
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>>143929018
>you will never have the same amazing friends for seventy years
>they will never be there when you die
oh
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>>143929142
>>143928786
I meant boss monsters
>>143929146
>>143929235
>tfw no one even notices that Alpyhys also isn't there
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>>143929018
Flowey is just going to get bored within a day or so of frisks death and load anyway
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Hey utg, hope you had a good start to your week or end to your weekend, whichever it is.
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>>143929378
>>143929378
i'm ok
how are you?
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>>143928720
love and happiness
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>>143929293
asian women do actually look like that
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>>143929378im great now that youre here
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>>143929532
>women
Frisk is a boy though
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>>143928517
>>143928768
The more I think about this image the more confused I get.
First Panel
>Frisk sees the pie and is excited to devour it
Second Panel
>Frisk takes in the pie, observing every angle and smell and licks their lips in anticipation yet doesn't notice Floweys betrayal
Third Panel
>Flowey has eaten most of the pie but Frisk is unable to accept the reality that there is no pie and he tries to eat it anyway
Also that slice of pie is massive.
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>>143928928
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>>143929717
>frisk
>ever initiating the scene
Get your filthy fucking head-canon out of here.
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>>143929657
It's actually never stated what gender, so both of you are right, it just depends on the timeline.
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>>143929335
>only Flowey is there in the room
>everyone but the goats is probably already dead
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>>143927445
Stop making me hungry.10/10 taste.
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>>143929884
And Metta.
And Blooky.
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>>143929665
i thought that frisk was just amused by flowey because they had the patience of a saint but now that i think about it i think frisk lowered their fork and didn't realize the pie was gone until they hit the plate. hence the clang sound being so prominent.
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>>143929884
d-dont say that. i just imagined flowey doesnt want to see the others so he came at a different time or something
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father sans is here.
confess your sins.
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>>143930130
I did not smash that mf like button.
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i wanna hold the goat in my arms
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>>143930130
Ienjoyed undertale
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>>143930130
I throw out tons of bait because i'm bored but sometimes I end up feeling bad when I actually hurt someones feelings
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>>143930157
get this white ass mothafucka out of here
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>>143930085
Don't worry.
Frisk won't die.They've still got a job to do.
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>>143930130every single time i open a can of ravioli i cut my finger and i feel like the biggest idiot because i have to wear a band aid and people ask about it all the time
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>>143930130
There's an anon that wants my cummies.
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>>143930312
thats pretty funny i laughed out loud
stop eating that fucking garbage though
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I love you /utg/
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>>143930224
DON'T SWEAR.
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>>143930130
I think that everyoneshould get a happy ending, including Asriel, Chara and Gaster. I also strongly dislike Jerry
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>>143930220dont worry, i forgive you
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>>143930130i jerked off to this picture https://static1.e621.net/data/bc/e7/bce72ede25ffc591e773056846ad992d.jpg
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>>143930130i still feel a little sad when i think about asriel's situation. i get the point of the game is to let go, can't save everyone, etc but i just feel like asriel did nothing to deserve it really.
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>>143930459
I agree.
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>>143930130I'm still emotionally attached to this game and when I check out of the fandom it will probably be with some autistic headcanon to make me feel better.
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>>143912167
Papyrus blushing further from hearing you rattle!
Papyrus averting his eyes away from you!
Papyrus telling you that rattling in public is inappropriate!
Unable to stop yourself from rattling and shaking from being so cold!
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>>143930540which one were you
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>>143930130I'm really clingy
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>>143930309
yeah and that job is todate me_____
>>143930397
i cant, chef boyardee is a mastermind
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>>143929987
>Mettaton dies while out partying when the sprinkler system activates, short-circuiting him
>Blooky dies of embarrassment when his favorite indie artist insults his newly released album
>>143930085
Frisk is still a kid in that framed picture. There are no gifts or flower set out for them. The monsters were older than Frisk, assuming they all lived healthy, happy lives (and that's a BIG assumption), they'd probably die long before them.
Plus, it looks like Frisk is in hospice care. The room should be full of monsters.
They're dead, anon.
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>>143930585me too buddy
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>>143930130
At this point I only care that my favorite character gets a happy ending and I would kill everyone else in order to give them it.
No i'm not a Charafag or an Asrielfag
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>>143930561
HE DINDU NUFFIN
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>>143930130I dislike that you can't deflower Asriel, or at the very least resolve Flowey's situation more conclusively. To the point where I'd personally consider it a flaw in the game.
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>>143930672What should I do?
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>>143930562
Then I'm not alone in this? That's good.
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>>143930561
reminder: he will never be real
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>>143929475
Cool, doing alright. Watching a video on flamethrowers, and going through my increasingly large folder of unsorted UT pics.
>>143929567
You're too kind. What's up?
>>143930130
Nothing I can think of.
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>>143930396
num num num
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>>143930738
>deflower Asriel
yo someone post that swat meme
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>wow, looks like you really botched your quest Frisk
I'm die
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>tfw Flowey's defense dropped to 0!
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>>143930562
fixed
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last for Fuku on her way to steal yo girl
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>>143930130I promised myself I'd stop coming here. That was back in February. But the dumb interactions I have with people here are too much fun.
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>>143930719
>>143930772
i knew someone was gonna reply with something like this. imagine the cover of "whoomp! (there it is)" by tag team here
>>143930748love yourself more. it will take a while but it will be worth it
>>143930785
cool. i oughta sort by shit too desu
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Last for best human.
But which is it????
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>>143930894
>fixed
>removed best character
fuck oyu, grey dot is a hero
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>>143930894
>monster kid is still there
not fixed enough
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>>143931050
Seriously, undisputed best character if we weren't at the limit I would post grey dot.
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>>143931019
I don't know, why don't you delete another one of your images and find out you colossal faggot.
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>>143930894
>removing Chara when everyone knows it's Alphys who forced them to eat the buttercups
FUCKING SECONDARIES.
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>>143930985
whoops. *sort my shit
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>>143931050
Shut up Gaster
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>>143931247
i wish i wasnt so lazy. i'd make the next thread a grey dot thread
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>>143931252
Nah I'm done, I'm happy now.My only regret is that I just realized the actual last was a cute fuku.
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>>143931498
next thread will be fire thread to atone for your crimes
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>>143930130
>>143931019
father sans is a hack
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>>143931601
I have the next ~150 posts to fight you
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bully me utg!!!
>>
STANDING
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>>143931758
WATER
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>>143931750*kisses you*
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>>143931750
do you want a hug or a snootleboop
sorry those are the only ways I know how to bully someone
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>>143931727
you may kill the thread but you'll never kill (me)
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>>143931758
>>143931791
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/8/83/Mrph_move_13.mp3
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>>143931879
unfortunatly cancer dies last
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>>143931828
>>143931850
AARRRRRGGGGHHHH
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>>143931970*hugs you*
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>>143931920
BOILING RAGE
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>>143931957
Sounds like the title of a self-help bookwhich is ironic because you def need help
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>>143930576
Explaining to Papyrus that you need to get out of your wet clothes!
Instinctively clinging to Papyrus for warmth!
Papyrus growing visibly flustered as you rattle against him!
Feeling the heat radiate from his bones as he hides his embarrassment!
Clinging harder!
Papyrus suggesting a visit to the Tem Shop to buy some new clothes!
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>>143931970boop!
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>>143931758
standing here i realize you were just like me wanted to make history
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>>143932121
Attempting to get moving but couldn't get up!
Too cold to move anywhere!
Wrapping Papyrus' legs around your waist for more warmth!
Papyrus rattling against you now!
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Which undertale is the best forsexually assaulting
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>>143932620
Monster Kid
He has no arms to resist you with.
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Reminder that sans give every monster his blue ecto cummies every day
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>>143932620
None, because consensual sex is better.
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>>143932620
undyne or alphys desu
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>>143905858
What is there even to do now? I remember when it was like the 400th general after I beat the game a month and a half after it released.
UTG what else is there?? tell me
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>>143932620
Alphys because no one will believe her
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>>143932620Asriel. His reactions would be cute.
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>he fell for the "undertale is good" meme
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>>143932756
There is only hopes and dreams now
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post what you're listening to /utg/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFn2TvhFCOc
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>>143933038
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygH9VcV7IBg
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>>143933038
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkTmE6zyW9Y&list=PL0C21BDB2AD060B72&index=31
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>>143933038
https://youtu.be/Lt2wjJlP2N4
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>>143933038
https://soundcloud.com/nine-zero-music/truer-than-fiction
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>>143933038
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nn6McbdwgDc
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what characterfag do you sorta like but not really enough to engage them in conversation? Like you're okay with them posting but its not like you look forward to seeing them
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>>143932360
Papyrus struggling to hold you in this awkward position!
Papyrus shakily asking you to let him carry you bridal style instead!
Papyrus quickly adding it's in the interest of more efficient mobility and nothing more!
He's speaking too loudly and sounds unnaturally strained!
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>>143932074
Your roast game is worse than your drawings, which I didn't know it was possible given so bad your drawings are in the first place
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>>143933332
dadfags.
everyone else is interesting and not annoying exceptmomfags and asrielfags.
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>>143933287
I'm listening to the same thing.
Top taste.
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>>143933332
floweyfags
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>>143933332
Voidfags
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>>143933432
yeah, and you're a regular roastmaster.
>your drawings are BAD
>and uhhhhhh
>you're drawings are bad, also
top quality roasting, there
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>>143933332
Charafags because I like Higurashi. I don't want to talk to them because literally everything they say is based on head-canon.
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>>143933367
Papyrus squeaking when he felt something hard against his tailbone!
Papyrus attempting to break free so he can carry you to Tem village!
Papyrus' breathing hitches as you nuzzle your head against his collarbone!
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>>143933332
Asrielfags
I don't mind them but I kinda just block out whatever they post
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>>143926894
>>143927072
>>143927251
>>143927390
>>143927429
>>143927568
>>143927658
That was a nice dose of void.
Thank you!
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>>143933332
I don't have much interest in Toriel or Asgore so I kinda ignore most posts about them. I like discussing Flowey, but the trend here is to make him too cute and emotional for my tastes.
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Undyne as an urchin where
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>>143933332
botfags, ghostfags (if they even exist)
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>>143933517
It still sounds like a cool Gaster track, still fits with the style of music that Sans and Papyrus have and yet it doesn't really use Gaster's Theme.
It's like a pre-accident Gaster fight theme.
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>>143933727
>Trying to make fun of the comment instead of actually defending yourself
You might want to stop acting like a retard in front of everyone and get back at """""""drawing""""""" your oc
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>>143933727
Angstorm just give up, you aren't very good at this
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>>143934443
oh my god just shut up no one cares
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>>143931920
>hydra-media
HAIL HYDRA
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Daily reminder that frick has a fursona that like like Asriel
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>>143934637
daily reminder that Frick has a girlfriend and yet still wants to fuck a fictional goat
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>>143934759
Shit if I had a girlfriend I'd still like Chara.
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>>143934759
>has a girlfriend
what is this meme
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>>143933727
You know you've lost when you attack their roasting tactics instead of themselves
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>>143933853
Papyrus suddenly panicking and asking if you're hurt!
Mumbling your confusion into his clavicle!
Papyrus apologizing over and over, stating that he must have accidentally used his magic on you!
You're blue now!
Unable to feel your freezing fingers and toes!
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>>143934759
Well let's be real here can anybody seriously blame him?
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>>143934637
Why would Frisk have a fursona when they can talk to Asriel themselves?
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Whichdrawfag would you erase from existence
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>>143934942
i can
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>>143935149
myself
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>>143935149
That's a moot point because they could just draw themselves back in.
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>>143935149
dworven and agnstorm
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>>143935149
Angstrom because he is retarded
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>>143935149
Weaver
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>>143935149
that one guy who just draws shitty obesity porn of minor characters that barely has anything to do with Undertale anymore
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>>143935259
dworven is already erasing himself leave the man alone
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>>143935149
>no one mentions me for once
/utg/ IS DEAAAAAAAAAAAD
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>>143935313
but weaver has been gone a long time
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>>143935556
mspg
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>>143935556
shut up frick/mspg
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This is why we shouldn't let the image limit hit. When we're reduced to textposts we just argue. Can't we all just be friends and share good art?
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>>143934920
Papyrus shaking you to wake up as everything starts to black out!
Feeling nothing in that moment!
Suddenly everything is warm!Waking up and finding yourself in a crudely made bed surrounded by Temmies!Seeing a worn out Papyrus snooze right beside you!
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Okay this is getting retarded
Why are you hating on the people who create content for us literally for free
Toby won't be doing shit for a while so contentfags are the only reason were still here
I'm grateful for all of them, and they've motivated me to put in the effort to learn to draw as well
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>>143935632
>>143935636
sheeeeit
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>>143935712
Because the weak should fear the strong.
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>>143935712
I don't want to be here anymore desu
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>>143935149
Remove Angstrom because he's a little BITCH
>>143935712
Why should I suck the cock of a content creator if all they do is produce absolute shit and is a complete faggot? Shit man, I produce something once in a while but I don't need a name of validation. All I want are reactions to what I make.
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>>143935638
We were never friends
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>it's an angstrom has another meltdown because someone made fun of his art episode
>>143935712
Agreed.
Thank you angstrom for drawing so shit it inspires others to try and do better
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>>143935712
i want this contentfag to be erased
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>>143935712
As a contentfag I will tell you that it will always be this way unless your shit is actually great
LikeCrybleat and Pumpkin
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>>143935638
Yeah okay
Sans
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cjt6zYWVEAAR6T-.jpg:large
Toriel
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CjuU_tkWsAEvh4u.jpg:large
Thats all I could find on short notice
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>>143935712
>so contentfags are the only reason were still here
Speak for yourself, sweet cheeks
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>>143935924
>implying they've never been attacked
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>>143935712
i dont know but since they wear nametags then people can just filter them.
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>>143935957
Who has the GALL to do such a thing?!
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>>143934182
I didn't notice how well it fits in with sans and paprus' themes in till you mentioned it.
It also has the energy of ASGORE and the guitars of Megalovania with a bit of core action here and there.
It has that royal scientist vibe throughout the song that I feel a lot of Gaster themes lack.
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>>143935924
>Pumpkin
Draws AU and shitty fandom memes like Goat Frisk
>CrybleatShotagote lewds
Both deserve death
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>>143936092
Pumpkin has an oc they draw a lot and cb has drawn questionable lewds
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Oops the thread went to shit again
Slippery fucking slope ain't it
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>>143935924
Crybeat is weak pedo shit but Pumpkin does art of pretty much every character aside from maybe Toriel? I have never actually seen them draw toriel or adult Undyne now that I think about it
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>>143935712
>s-someone said something bad about my art muh safe space
I don't give a fuck weather or not they provide content, the namefagging drawfags should be sent right back to tumblr. At least most of them Frick is chill
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>>143935149
PetitePumpkin.
They're so fuckingnah i keed i keed is national treasure
>>
So, we can all agree the US is #1 and europoors can't hope to compete, right?
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>>143936173
pumpkin has never brought her OC here once
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>>143936230
>Crybeat is weak pedo shit
You IDIOT
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>>143936336
US is steadily on the way out famm. The chinks are taking over the world now.
>>
are they gone?
psst, hey utgbully me
>>
So, can we all agree that Papyrus needs about over 12 dickings, right?
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>>143936393
Its true
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>>143936407*kisses you again*
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>>143936428
that skeleton will be getting zero amount of dickings, sir.
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>>143935641dangit I gotta go right now anon but this was fun, let it end on a happy note
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>>143936407
Your use of spoilers is terrible.
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>>143936407
you have to be a content creator to be bullied, silly goose
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>>143936224
Maybe you should take this as a sign and fuck off you obnoxious cunt
Or you can have another depression blogposting spree about how no one appreciates your art
>>143936362
Neither has Frick
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>>143936241
Shut up Frick
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>>143936407
ACT:
INSERT
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>>143936628
>being THIS mad over some guy drawing on an internet forum about gay goat porn
[anime_reaction_image.jpg]
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>>143936509
What's that? Give him 50 dickings?!
>>143936538Alright, see you next time.
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>>143936628
true but frick is a meme and deserves to be bullied for other reasons than some stupid shit mspg made
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>>143936706
woah what
inserting what in where
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>>143936628
> all this shitposting and I'm the one who's obnoxious
Bitch I'm gonna stay here just to spite you
>>
sans
>>
Shh don't tell anyone butI actually like angstroms art, admittedly I'm not an artist or anything so I have no clue if it's actually skillful, but I at least like how it looks
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>>143936861
Angstrom draw my oc
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>>143936861
Oh no, please don't stay here and have another daily meltdown, you'll break my heart
This totally isn't entertaining to watch you stomp your feet like a child
>>
Please make me feel good
>>
It's feeling pretty Jerry in here right now.
>>
Flowey
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CjuRlzUXEAE-Lfb.jpg:orig
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>>143937131
ACT: STROKE
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>>143937050
this is a good post
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>>143937202
thanks for the cute floweys
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>>143937234
Look out he's having a stroke!
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>>143935149
angstrom
mspg
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>>143937090
Wait, do you want me to leave because I'm obnoxious or do you want me to stay because I'm entertaining
I'm getting mixed signals
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>>143937202
oh!!! thank you for these floweys!
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>>143937379
I like your art.
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good morning /utg/
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>>143937202
thanks family
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>>143937476
shut the fuck up about mornings
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>>143937350
You can't erase me motherfucker I'm done in INK
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>>143937202
>https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cjl6xlCWEAASXWF.jpg:orig
>you will never cook for flowey
>he will never make this face when he smells your food
>he will never smugly announce that it's not that great as he's eating it
>he will never shout at you when you take the rest away
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>>143937476
Good morning, watch out for angry anons, a lot of them are angry today.
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>>143937645
Nah it's more like>flowey sees ur dick
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>>143935259
what did i do
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>>143934835
Anon are you retarded anon
I'm emphasizing your anonymity
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Pushing this thread to 750!
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>>143931601
>>143931727
woah woah woah woah
you're not me.
YOU'RE NOT ME
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ded
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>>143949034
uuuuhh
yes
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>mfw this thread is still alive
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>>143950847
we still kickin' it, baby
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>>143951063
not for much longer
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>>143951868
here for eternity, baby
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>>143951927
nah, we done
it's only a matter of time nowlast for flowey
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>>143953115
out with a bang in slow motion, baby
last for chara
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