/owg/ - Overwatch General

You're not as good as you think you are.

zarya and winston are overrstatted and OP and will ruin the game once people figure this out and you're all fools for crying about mccree

Does the helmet in the T.Racer skin types give Tracer any bonus armor HP?

is there ANYWHERE i can get 3d models of the characters to pose?

I want to sit on Soldier 76's lap.

Why does Tracer get off to murdering people and sticking bombs to their face?

76 is actually straight up one of the most powerful characters in the game.

Easily top tier if not just straight up overpowered.

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>>143885140

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VAPE MEITION

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>>143885140

>The blue is a player icon

>>143885274
why is she flashing gangsigns at me

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>feel like playing mercy
>someone instalocks her as we get in lobby

why does she have to be so popular bros? i thought kiddies hated healing in video games?

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>>143885137
>hit level 20
>feel like a god

>hit level 30

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Are Reinhardt players the most bro-tier?

>>143885207
roadhog is pretty strong in defend or even koth. swap it with dva

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>>143885140

>>143885040
Why does he wear the mask? I'm not memeing.

>>143885137
I'm better.

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>>143885137
Jesse McCree is!
Five cums for Jesse McCree!
One when he shoots me!
Two when he fans me!
Three when he rolls me!
Four when he high noons me!
I got past your filter!

>Mercy
To go with the angel / healing theme she gains "The Sword of Balance" which instantly balances her health and the health of the target she hits. I.E. Target is at 500 health and mercy is at 10 health then the target is put to 205 health and mercy is put to 205 health (health above her HP cap is temporary HP that can't be healed)

>Symmetra
In order to solidfy her fantasy as the perfect order hero and improve her role as a support whenever she has her teleporter up recoil is removed from all allies guns.

>McCree
In order to reduce his power as a duelist and improve his roll as a midrange sniper and fulfil his roll as a pistol master he can "queue" shots allowing him to select up to 6 locations to fire at and then fire at them all instantly with his M1.

>Genji
Now gains light distortion invisiblity whenever he hasn't attacked for more 8 seconds. His blur can still be vaguely seen at close range and easily through widowmakers ult / hanzo's dragon eyes and his footsteps are made slightly louder.

>Reaper
As the true bringer of death Reaper now causes targets to explode in a hail of shrapnel upon scoring a killing blow dealing 20% of the fallen heroes maximum health in an AoE

>Tracer
She can now save a "state" on the map that she can return by pressing E within 1 second of dying. This effect has a 1 minute cooldown.

>>143885217
if you can't headshot reliably with 76 he drops a lot in power, so you generally won't see pubbies do well on him unlike mccrightclick or windowlicker

>>143885369
Catch phrase!

>Their team
Balanced and competent
>My team
Double sniper, Dva who run out and try to spawn camp

>>143885369
Good Reinhardts are. The ones that just begrudgingly pick Rein because the team needs a tank then hold down M2 randomly and die when it doesn't work are among the least bro-tier.

>>143885332
she's high she doesn't know what she's doing

>>143885369

Actually almost every single one is a whiny crybaby bitch that acts like they're carrying the team on their back but they're just making things slightly easier for the actual important players

unreal tournament:
>gg
>ggwp
>gg gl next
>gg was fun

overwatch:
>wtf this potg was shit
>switch your fucking character
>pffff hahaha
>"GG"


what went wrong?

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>Every game has a fucking Hanzo in it
>He just spams his arrows and pops his ult to get the most kills
>Never actually pushes objectives

Why are Hanzos such faggots.

>>143885412
These were terrible last thread, don't past the rest

>>143885412
>Widowmaker
Mines are removed and replaced with robotic spider sentries that patrol along a set path and fire acidic pellets on those unfortunate to cross their path. When they acquire a target they follow it until they are destroyed at which point they explode into poison gas as the mines already do.


>Bastion
He can now use his robotic strenth to puncture holes into any surface allowing him to scale walls and attach to ceilings. His minigun form now releases steaming exhaust out his rear that obscures vision and deals damage to heroes who come in close range. Finally he may now mount as a minigun on Reinhardt

>Hanzo
As true flesh and blood ninja he is able to tap into ninjitsu bloodmagicks which allows him to heal his allies as he slays his foes. He is permanently surrounded by a mist of blood haze that deals constant damage to any enemy that enters and any damage hanzo inflicts heals all allies in line of sight. Finally upon death the vengeful form of his blood manifests as an invulnerable blood spectre that may attack his foes for 2 seconds dealing massive damage.

>Junkrat
The true carnival of terror is unleashed when Junkrat becomes serious. When both Junkrats mine and trap are on cooldown his grenades are replaced by animated puppets that seek out nearby targets for 2 seconds before exploding. These puppets may be attacked and destroyed and are characterized by malevolent laughter when they are near.

>>143885412
this is bad and terrible

>>143885369
>they charge randomly ahead and achieve nothing


that about sums it up.

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>>143885140

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>>143885140
>3 sprays
>1 player icon

>>143885412
>>143885560

Uh, I'd rather be totally visible and my footsteps be quieter if anything.

All of your ideas are really bad

>>143885383
ULT BATTERY
L
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B
A
T
T
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R
Y

A tank that doesn't tank is useless. Might as well bring another McCancer along. At least he can do some ranged damage as well along with interrupting ults and instakilling people.

>>143885560
>Winston
This scion of science is never alone. Winston's ult now triggers a phase dimension swap that replaces all current heroes with ultimate form Winston so that they can unleash their bestial rage in unison. Any winston who falls during this ultimate enrages the other Winston causing a stacking 10% damage reduction and 10% damage increase that will remain on the original Winston until he is slain.

>Roadhog
Roadhog now collects trophies from those who he hooks. Whenever a player is hooked by roadhog he permanently loses access to one of his shift or E abilities until roadhog is slain and that player touches the point of that roadhogs death to recollect the item or skill that he has lost. Roadhog has access to any ability he takes which he may cycle between using the mouse wheel.

>Zarya
The energy matrix that provides Zarya with her power now feeds an orbital ion cannon. Whenever Zarya gains energy 10% of is siphoned off into the orbital ion cannon. When the ion cannon reaches full charge she may choose to unleash a massive friendly fire orbital strike anywhere on the map or elect to have this power delivered via microwave beam directly to her suit causing her to remain at 100% charge for the next 5 minutes.

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>>143885534
>get killed by a Hanzo
>kill cam is him just spamming blindly in a vague direction
>does this the whole match
Probably bitched at his team when they lost too.

>tfw bound voice line so I can say "Reach for the sky" with mccree everytime I flashbang people
>get salt all game in match chat
>tracers calling him op of all people
this is literally the best hero in the game

>queue into double torbjorn, bastion, 2 afk team
Haha I want to die

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>Mercy
She is fine.

>Zenyatta
Health increased to 175.
Shield decreased to 75.

>Symmetra
Increased weapon alt fire travel speed.
Slightly increased beam tether range.

>McCree
Roll distance doubled.
Roll grants invincibility, but does not reload.

>Soldier: 76
He is fine.


>Genji
Alt fire spread reduced slightly.

>Reaper
Teleport speed increased slightly.
Wraith Form cooldown increased to 15 seconds.

>Tracer
She is fine.

>Widowmaker
Health reduced to 175.
When hit while zoomed in, she will flinch.
Bodyshot damage reduced by 10%

>Bastion
Armor reduced to 75.
Turret ammo reduced to 150 instead of 200.

>Hanzo
Arrow damage decreased to 29-75 below 0.25 seconds charged.

>Junkrat
He is fine.

>Winston
1.5x damage increase for his tickle gun.
Shield durability increased by 50 health.

>Roadhog
Weapon alt-fire spread increased slightly.
Hook range decreased.

>Zarya
Beam now gives a more clear indicator of its range.

>Reinhardt
Double his walking speed.

>Lucio
Double his heal and speed boost.

>play with one friend
>we win most our games
>have fun
>invite 4 other friends for a full party
>we get stomped and lose every game
>enemy teams are incredibly coordinated while we are all scrubs

I just don't get it.

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>TFW no training map like tr_walkway on OW
>Let's put some shitty ass stationary robots or moving in a pathetic pattern
>Alternative is playing against bots, which is really inefficient due to respawn + walking

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>Now traveling to Gibraltar

>>143885671
>At least he can do some ranged damage as well along with interrupting ults and instakilling people.

Roadhog does this too from longer range and can heal himself and doesn't have 200hp

>>143885781
alternatively there's playing against real people you scrub

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>>143885456
>Not liking Tracer's dumb anime hair

>>143885650
>2 of the sprays are duplicates

>>143885707
Stop. Your ideas are shit and you're an idiot.

>>143885707

>Reinhardt
An indomitable bastion of virtue Reinhardt's very presence bolsters his allies resolve. When Reinhardt is nearby all damage taken by allies is distributed amongst all allies present. In doing so Reinhardt ensures that no one dies until anyone dies. On top of this Reinhardts vim and vigor causes surges of healing vitality in his allies giving them passive 10 damage per second regeneration. Finally as the true defender of the group whenever Reinhardts shield is broken for 5 seconds he becomes invulnerable.

>Lucio
The true maestro of hearts Lucio can now charm enemy fighters enabling friendly fire on their attacks and removing healthbars / red outlines from their enemies. Lucio must choose to do this instead of providing speed or health boosts.

>Torbjorn
Torbjorn is the incarnation of the forge and he brings his forge with him wherever he chooses to go. Torbjorn can now create a weapon modification terminal that allows him to remotely upgrade the armaments of his allies using the scrap he collects. He can increase rate of fire, add homing components, decrease reload time, change the munitions to explosives or decrease damage fall off amongst other things.

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>>143885140

>>143885560
>I'm studying to make video games at ITT Technical Institute because I have a lot of good ideas for video games

Jesus fucking Christ

>>143885829
yeah, because you can practice airshots with projectiles so well when a situation like this happens maybe 3 times a game

>>143885816
ULT BATTERY THOUGH

*JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABLEAGH as I kill her as roadhog*
nothing personal kid

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>symmetra on attack

Game needs these balance changes

>Increased Zarya shield CD
>Mcree flashbang only stuns in front and CD increased
>Mercy dash cd increased
>Mei lmb uses more ammo
>Widowmaker bodyshot damage decreased

Fixed the game for you blizz

>>143885853
>D.VA
Not only a beauty but also a master tactician who has used her wit and will along with ingenius strategy to dominate the progamer scene, D.VA now allows her allies to benefit from this unrivaled acumen. Whenever D.VA deploys her ultimate the server staggers the actions of the enemy team allowing your team to see the actions of their opponents before their opponents take them. For instance you will see a reaper appear and use his ultimate seconds before this actually registers on her teams side allowing them to prepare for any eventuality.

>Pharah
A master of airborne combat Pharah is most at home at the sky and has long felt chained by the limited duration of her jet boosts. No longer is Pharah restricted to the ground and now instead her jet boost has been reversed and she can only operate ground side for the same limited span of time she once could only take to the air. When her feet are planted upon the ground however she can unleash her most powerful rocket that if fired from the air would send her hurtlign up into the atmosphere from the recoil. The earth ender rocket will pierce through walls and only detonate if its sensors detect proximity of 3 or more living beings.

>>143885721
>>Reinhardt
>Double his walking speed.
>>Lucio
>Double his heal and speed boost.
really lost your mind at the end there

>pick lucio
>45% of all damage healed by just jumping around
hard2pley

Overwatch Patch Notes up on the forums:

>Bastion
Sentry Mode reload time increased

>D.va
Spread slightly decreased

>Mccree
Flashbang radius decreased

>Reinhardt
Barrier now slightly decreases per second

>Torbjörn
Using your ultimate now upgrades Level 1 Turrets to Level 3

>Widowmaker
Sniper damage decrease higher below 100%

>>143885934
just get a friend to play pharah against you and do a skirmish in custom games

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>keep unboxing sprays, icons and voice lines and the occasional blue skin
>friend requests I sent were either ignored or declined
>the only two friends who added me barely play the game
Maybe after 47 hours in and level 48 it's time to take a break.

>>143885939

The "ult battery" thing is such a shitty argument. Ults charge so fucking fast if you're competent anyway. So what, S76 is going to get his ult 2 seconds faster than if you picked d.va?

What's a character you didn't like in training, but changed your opinion when you tried him/her out in an actual match? For me, it was Winston.

>>143885710
>not spamming chokepoints with every hero in infinite ammo: the game

It's a travesty that emotes don't drop as often.

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I enjoy Reinhardt, Mercy and Widowmaker.

How do I balance it out?

>>143886016
>just get a friend
how?
;_;

What happens when you cum inside of Tracer and she rewinds?

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>>143885140

>>143885994
>Zenyatta
Zen is not just a state of mind but a source of power. This calm incarnation of death is a force to be reckoned with the closer he comes to death's door. Though Zenyatta seeks Nirvana he knows that he can not willingly walk into that nothingness or he will find his mind is not yet empty at deaths door. Every point of damage Zenyatta takes is replaced by his force of will which turns into a 2 HP piece of armor. Once his entire HP pool has converted into armor Zenyatta is on the precipice of Nirvana and his attacks are replaced by the 6 arms of Shiva. He becomes a melee combatant of unrivaled skill and singleminded ferocity.

>>143885946
>symmetra on attack
>torb ever
>d.va as your only tank
>5 offense insta locked
>d.va ever
>zenyatta as a solo healer
>symmetra as a solo healer
>hanzo vs their mlg widow
>bastion running around in scout mode
>mercy shooting her pistol instead of damage boosting the 3 people next to her
>overtime

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>>143885721
mercy ult charge should be slower. as it is its up way too much for how powerful it is

>that lucio change

uhhh

>>143886095
i don't know

you could try playing with someone from here i guess, not sure how good of an idea that'd be though

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>>143885140

>>143885040
>lijang tower
>2nd stage
>enemy lucio wallriding high above the point
>contests it for 2 minutes
>can't ever cap because he's always "on the objective"
>this is fucking allowed

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>mfw seeing the fucking mei body type drama on tumblr

>>143886117
>>143885994
>>143885853
>>143885707
>>143885560
>>143885412
Thanks for reading my ideas. Please post your feedback in this thread and I will gather it all and post to the official forums for Blizzard to see.

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>Marcy
She is German.

>Zamboni
Health Health Health
Shild

>Symmautism
Noone can defeat the Quad Laser

>McNormie
Roll distance half
Roll grants ammo

>Soldier: 69
He is soldiers now

>Kenji Tatsumi
Shuriken replaced with kunai

>Ripper
Teleport animation increased
Wraith Form cool.

>Scout
She is British.

>Windowmake
Health added to thighs
When hit while zoomed in, she will shoot
Cumshot damage reduced by 10%

>Beepboop
Armor up!
Turret ammo now ricochets

>Henjo
Arrow speed increased to 50-75 below 0.25 seconds charged.

>Bushwacka
He is mentally ill.

>Win Condition
1.5x rand increase for his dick
Condom durability increased by 50 health.

>Bara
Weapon alt-fire more
Japanese text hooker

>Zenyatta
Laser gun go pew pew more

>Runhard
You can make him do the duck walk

>Lucky
Concept of Love

So can someone explain some things to me?
What is the difference between armor, shields, and regular HP?
And what do post-game commendations do? Nothing but a pat on the back?

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>be Reinhardt
>try to actually wait for opportunities and aim at people while charging
>always miss
>say fuck it and just blindly charge around a door or a corner hoping someone will walk in
>someone always walks in

>>143885816
He doesn't mitigate any damage. His health pool is a liability. His heal stops him in his tracks for a cool 300 health giving him 900 health of pure meat for tracer to build a bomb off of, or any other hero for that matter. His health comes at the price that he is a fat fucker that you can't miss when shooting at.

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>>143885040
Someone actually bought 250 Loot Crates:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ap-RGMayeI

>>143886129
>mercy ult charge should be slower. as it is its up way too much for how powerful it is

Only Winston players will realize how broken the dash is. Add a Zarya in there and Mercy will never die. Dash CD needs to be increased I think it's literally a 3 second CD

>>143886226
I didn't read any of them

>>143885721
>implying Mercy's ult doesn't charge way too fast
>giving McCree iframes
>not reducing Widowmaker's firing speed or charge speed
>buffing Winston
>nerfing Roadhog
>buffing Reinhardt
>buffing Lucio

>>143886316
I didn't quote you.

>>143886117
Shiva...
>confusing what religion zenyatta embodies
>not understanding that he studied Buddhism in Nepal

Autism strikes hard and fast I guess.

>>143886268
hey (you)

>>143886226
They're all bad.

>>143885829

This is not TF2, retard, it's not a aiming intense throughout most of the game, so normal games are for game sense, it's pretty inefficient in terms of time:actual practice ratio, which is what i want.

Also my friends aren't trainingsluts that doesn't have anything better to do while also wanting to git gud at the same things that i am, not to mention with bots i could train whenever i want.

>>143885207
Add D.Va to that list, there's something about her that attracts everyone with severe autism

Why is there no amplified damage statistic for Mercy and Zenyatta?

>>143886053
These are the same people who argue you should stop existing at any range except sniper range to counter McCree.

>>143886226
These are all terrible and you should stop posting.

>>143885332
Peace, brother

>>143886378
http://www.virtualvinodh.com/wp/shiva-in-buddhism/

>>143885358
that gif is so fucking comfy to me, i don't know why

>>143885526
nobody says fucking anything in my games. no gg or anything. there might be one gg from the enemy team but that's it

>>143885671
they should change roadhog so that he doesn't give ult charge while using take a breather

>>143885707
>people think this guy is serious
stop replying, newfags

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>>143885406

>>143886252
It's pretty easy to take out half a team with Widowmakers ult.

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>tfw you're Reinhardt and your team consists of Genjis, Widowmakers, and Winstons

2 gold medals and a bronze per match okay?

You now realize you have never used D.Va's, Winston's, Mei's, Symmetra's, or Bastion's quick melee.

CHOKEPOINTS: THE GAME

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Which Heroes are bro tier?

Which are cancer tier?

>>143885721
>Reinhardt
>Double his walking speed
Might as well give him sprint while you're at it.

>Lucio
>Double his heal and speed boost
Might as well put spawn points inside objectives while you're at it.

>>143886536

>Implying widow isn't a good partner for Reinhardt


Shitter.

>>143886557
I've never used any hero's quick melee. Why the fuck would I when shooting is a million times better at any range

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>>143886419
>this is not TF2, retard
Well no shit, retard. Why so abrasive? The only idiot here is you because you can get better by actually playing the game, you're not going to get better aim by practicing against bots. I mean by all means, if you think airshotting bots or headshotting still targets will make you a better player then have at it.

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Did I do good?

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>Shamelessly ripping off Demoman and making him better by giving him suicide bombs, less falloff, less self-damage, and an immobility trap.

Blizzard pls.

>>143885140
it honestly doesn't bother me because eventually i'm just going to start getting mad coinage for all the duplicates.

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is this shit ever accurate?

>>143886536
>tfw you enter a game and one person insta picks Hanzo and the other insta picks Widowmaker

>>143886638
Why even shoot them when you can just ult them LOL

>>143886638
Canceling animations and tacking on a tiny bit of DPS to the end of an empty mag is the main use for melee.

>>143886692
>ESTIMATED wait time

Gee, I wonder why

>>143886692
Do you know what "estimate" means

>>143886638
animation cancels you retard

>>143886669
>over 12 minutes
>11 kills is gold
kek

>>143886045
I gave up on boxes. I'll open them when I have like 100 or something.

>>143886669
>12m
>11 kills
literally what kind of shitter bracket are you in

>>143886804
Eliminations aren't even kills

>>143886669
no

If I win a KotH map 2-1 does that count as simply 1 win or is it like 2 wins 1 losses? I mean to my overal statistics

Widow, Mccree, 67, and Mei are so strong

>>143886615

No heroes are bro-tier.

You see, the thing about calling a hero bro-tier is that with that label comes a smug sense of satisfaction because you're playing a "chill" hero while everyone else is trying their hearts out with their tryhard, baby weeb heroes or whatever the fuck.

If you actually take pride in which of the characters you like in a game that encourages counter picking and thoughtful composition, you're a fucking tool.

>tfw rank ~50 in the world for kda on winston
am i gud yet?

>>143886268
I bought 300, big fucking whoop.

>>143886759
>>143886760
do you? Just because it's an estimate doesn't mean it can't be innacurate.

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>>143886760
>>143886759
Aren't estimates supposed to be within 5 standard deviations of being accurate usually if they're not called guesses?

>>143886838
>>143886804

It's called being the only one defending the payload while we have a lucio healing, and a genji, 2 hanzos, and a widow being useless and getting banana slammed most of the match

>>143886902
He's just shilling his videos

Do you get leaver penaltied for leaving during the pregame phase where people are choosing heros? Or when you're sitting in base waiting for the timer? When we have 2 hanzos + widow it's pretty clear to me that we're not winning.

>>143886898
>for kda

what site are you using where you can rank by kda? that one site just ranks you based on total points earned, which is just total time played.

FUCKING REMOVE MEI WHAT A CANCEROUS BABY CRUTCH CHARACTER HOLY FUCKING NIGGER CANCER EVEN TF2'S PYRO TAKES MORE FUCKING SKILL

YES IM FUCKING MAD AT THIS BROKEN FUCKING CHARACTER AND EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS GREASY FUCKING CHINESE CUNT

>have all skins and shit i could ever want
>don't give a shit about levels
>dodge absolute shit unfair games
>winrate rising to 70%

feels good man. won't take your shit, blizzard

>>143886936
>everyone "being useless"
>doesn't even have a medal for damage at 7.5k
[audible wew ladding]

>>143886652

tr_walkway is a TF2 map that had a shit ton of configurations.

All classes, moving straightforward, doing zigzags, random movement, jumping, crouching, it had two ramps, one going up and one going down for aiming with latitude differences. It was way more than just instarespawn bots.

>hear some chink say something
>it's getting cold

like this post if you know that feel brehs

>>143887014
watcher.gg
has kda rankings among other things for each hero, better than masteroverwatch desu

>>143886902
its the same loot for 35 minutes

meme video

>>143885721
>>McCree
>Roll distance doubled.
>Roll grants invincibility, but does not reload.
fund it

I wish I could afford loot boxes. I know it's a waste of money but it's impossible to make friends in this fucking game because people are antisocial cunts, so might as well waltz around looking neat (but most likely getting only 3 legendaries).

>>143887014
Masteroverwatch, you can change categories under leaderboards

>>143887042
>t. offense hero main

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>seagull 20k+ stable viewers
>literally who tf2 turbonerd, who rektd some cs streamer shitter stack 6 month ago
im jelly to be honest

>>143887075

>others have more damage yet I have the most eliminations as fucking mei
[audible wew ladding] indeed

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Reposting from old thread...who here Roadhog-main?

>tfw 94% on fire as Roadhog

Something about him that's just so fucking satisfying.

Getting behind enemy ranks and picking off the other team one by one.

Or hiding around the corner at a choke point and hook incoming scrubs.

Or clearing an entire platform with whole hog.

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I need junkrat memes and I need them whenever

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>>143887042
>Muh skill
Chill out senpai

>tfw just can't do well with Hanzo

I never feel like I truly contribute much.

While with heroes like Soldier 76 I mow down a whole team, heal my buddies up and keep pressing

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>when you pick genji before anyone else does

>>143887102
i probably put an accidental hour of airshot practice into tr_walkway every time i played
my airshots were fucking good

>>143887119
>top player has 11.5 KDA as mercy.

Anyone got that vid of a Torb getting potg and does nothing but stare at Widow's ass?

>>143887102
TF2 already had dm mods to practice aim and movement though aka a dm server or mgemod. You'd deathmatch against human beings on those servers.

dynamic player movement > bot movement

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>want to buy this game so bad
>devoted steam only user
>mfw blizz forces you to use their client

why can't game developers just put their stuff on steam! This game looks fun too but if its not on steam I'm not going to bother.

>>143887102
>it had two ramps, one going up and one going down
how can you tell whether a ramp goes up or down

>>143886669
this is arcade mode isn't it

can't find the answer to this: what the fuck do those commendations at the end of the round do? just increments how much you get them?

>>143887042
So mei's lack of skill requirement makes you mad but at the same time you are ok with lesimplegeometry and McRightclick?

This game is only fun when nobody picks Torbjorn. He ruins everything.

>>143887334
its because you get hella assists for healing

>>143887340
>why is a Blizzard game on their platform and not on Steam
You're fucking retarded and it's good thing you aren't playing.

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>>143887340
>>want to buy this game so bad

No you don't

https://youtu.be/Fk1potNBAzM?t=562
>I'm pretty awful next to the good player, but next to the average player I actually think I'm above average

>spends all of the video picking Bastion and camping in the open

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>>143887287

>>143887364

I don't see how that's relevant

>>143887410
I think you meant when nobody picks ITS HIGH NOON

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Do you keep a picture of McCree under your counter?

>>143886249
HP is HP, Shields are HP but will regenerate over time if not attacked, Armor is HP but it reduces damage when hit as well

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>>143887287
This is a meme, right?

who's playing on ps4?
I need people to play with until I get a computer upgrade

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>It's a "my team walks away and spreads out during my Tranquility episode even though I told them I was gonna use it
Okay

>>143887428
Heal assists don't count as eliminations in overwatch though.

>>143887269
sure is hard to run in while everyone is low and play hero lasthitting sim, right?
we have no idea how your game actually went so stop trying to enlarge your epeen, fuckstick
the only thing mildly alarming is gold healing but we don't even know if you had a healer

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>>143887042
t. genji main

>>143887340
Compared to shit like uplay and origins, blizzjew client is actually pretty good.

>>143887484
maybe the low amount of eliminations and massive amount of healing and game length are explained by arcade mode

>>143887541
yes they do

>>143887340
you only need the client to install/update the game
you can play without it running or even installed

>>143887484
femrat has that titty monster face

>>143887541
huh, then the guy with 11+ kda on mercy is a fucking god or something

>>143887573
Thats pretty good but I prefer junkrat trapping him
It's much more sudden and soul crushing for the weaboo.

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>>143887042
Stay cool.

>>143887614
No they definitely don't. Play mercy for once and see your eliminations for yourself. They're a different category.

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>>143885607
>>they charge randomly ahead and achieve nothing
even when i charge at nothing the shitty netcode supports me

>enemy team has mercy
>leave match
no really, its a insta loss and im not playing some oversexualized waifufagged healer

>>143887573
I like how you preaim before hes frozen so it doesnt look so embarrassingly slow :^)

>>143887484
Holy dooley!

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>>143887524
Shipping of any kind is technically a meme so yes you're right

>>143887241
It shows

Anyone have any tips for high ping players? I've been playing with a 700+ ping and have realized it's not that bad if I just play vs AI

>>143887482
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Overconfidence_effect

>>143887762
so you leave every game then?

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Literally the most fun.
But who?

>>143887837
>playing the game with a .7 second delay to everything you do
how the fuck

>mei starts freezing me
>put up my shield
>she dies because she kept trying to freeze my shield
>"omg reinhardt stop hacking"
???

>>143887684
True. I don't play Junkrat much but I always have a blast :^) when I do.

Either way, I don't know why he didn't just dash, he could have killed me easily.

>>143887798
What are talking about? Why wouldn't I preaim?

>>143887541
>>143887658
It's only when she uses the damage amplifier beam

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> Fucking McCree again

This game makes me want to fap, play it, then kill myself in that order.

>>143887891
soldier 76

Sniping on this game is useless, if you snipe you are the cancer of Overwatch.

>>143887891
Zenyatta obviously

>>143887891
Lucio obviously.
Or Zen.

>>143887902
Did she even try to circlestrafe you? I mean, good Reinhardts can still get around it, but circlestrafing usually works.

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Now seriously how the fuck do you make friends in this? I tried adding a bunch of people I enjoyed playing with but none of them seems to have accepted my request because I still have only two friends (who hardly play).

>>143887897
satellite isn't fun

>want to have fun with Genji
>But don't want to be "that guy"

God dammit.

I HATE RAILINGS

>>143887954
>>143887614
They don't count

>>143887684
I set up traps for that fuck all the time, but he just ends up dashing through and breaking them.

>>143888020
Nope, she just stood there in front of me while my shield blocked the ice.

How do I git gud

>>143887891
Roadhog

>>143888135
post pictures of PoTGs.

>>143888048
Add people from here, don't know if you want to do that though. I'd play with you but my experience of playing with people from /v/ or /vg/ has been soured.

>>143888048
It's customary to send pictures of your butt before you add people. If you didn't do this, people probably thought you were an autist or something.

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>>143888048
you can be my friend if you're EU

>>143888135
play whoever kills you the most then complain about it here

>>143887891
Roadhog

>>143887340
stop trolling

>>143887891
>8 deaths
Zenyatta

>>143888048
Idk try talking to them in voice comms and compliment their plays
Or just use emotes appropriately

>>143888115
Thats only if he sees them.
I usually put it in annoying and unexpected places. Or I put it down as he is chasing me and lead him into it, unless they are actually paying attention it gets them every time.

>>143873060
>Spotted the lvl 4 shitter

>lvl 4 shitter

You mean you? How the fuck is widowmaker OP? Git gud man and stay out of her sight or be a fucking credit to team and use a class to take her out if rest of your team is worthless.

I've been trying to get Overwatch to work on my computer these last few days, and have spent hours on blizzard's help line.

Basically every-time I boot it up through Battle.net the intro cinematic plays, but then as soon as it tries to connect to the battlenet servers it crashes immediately.
Seems like the problem may be with my Intel graphics drivers, but they are up-to-date so I don't know what could be wrong
I upgraded to Windows 10 as that was the last resort the people at blizzard recommended, but it still didn't work, I had the same problem (plus it fucked with my tablet's drivers) so I reverted back to Windows 7.

I've been offered a full refund on the game but I'm holding out (stupidly) for a chance it may work.
Please if you have any ideas, let me know.

>want to play McCree
>consensus is he's op as fuck right now
>only way I can justify playing him is being good
>no experience with the character
>don't play McCree

>Want to play Genji
>consensus is hero sucks and only weebs play him
>only way I can justify playing him is being good
>no experience with character
>don't play Genji

>want to play reaper
>consensus is he's an ok hero but tards flock to him
>only way I can justify playing him is being good
>no experience with character
>don't play reaper

help

>>143888135
play 4-8 hours a day

>>143888135
Practice, practice, practice.

I unironically think Reaper is cool. Fucking love the Death Blossom animation.

Can someone please explain "Til Valhalla" to me? How does that mean the same thing that she usually says?

>>143888073
Just pay him nigga. As long as you're performing well and going for key enemies and objectives it doesn't matter what the spergs in chat say.

mechaqueen or raptorion?

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>>143887981
>>143887989
>>143888016
>>143888141
>>143888205
>>143888212

It's pumba my niggs

I really feel like Hanzo's ult is just a little bit too good.

>Can clear a whole team (admittedly they have to be all in the same spot)
>Cannot be blocked or shielded (that I know of)
>Can shoot through a wall meaning he doesn't even need to put himself at risk to use it

I just got a POTG in Numbani by firing in the general direction of that side path to the first control point. Once again, they were the ones that put themselves there. But once there, I was effectively guaranteed a quad kill with no risk and effort at all

>>143888323
Mechaqueen
Macross missles mane.

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whos the most fun defensive hero, and why is it junkrat?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvZ-yf-Xh1k

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>>143888323
queen obviously

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Anyone else coping with the fact that they will probably never be really good at this game?

I'm already mentally preparing for when I am level 100 and people go "wow you're 100 and suck?"

I feel like Hanzo is basically launching fucking canoes at people instead of arrows with these hitboxes.

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>>143888245
>Intel graphics

>>143888323
raptorion
mechaqueen looks like an overcolored plastic toy

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It might be dumb asking this since this is a shooter, but is there any character in this game not Mercy that you can get by on with shit/mediocre aiming?

>>143888247
>consensus is hero sucks and only weebs play him

consensus says you have no idea what you're talking about

>>143888373
Genji can deflect it

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Making some poopie webms to clear up space, dumping

>>143885526
>saying gg
People only say gg when they win, best not to say antything if you feel it was

>>143888251
>>143888254
How do I practice meaningfully and efficiently and not just die and waste time

Who should I watch to learn from

>>143888364
Thats pretty damn low damage for Roadhog.

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>>143888364
>tfw the hottest character is actually one of the best in the game

>>143888073

>tell friend to pick my hero for me
>go Genji lol
>Only used him once
>Okay, this one is on your head
>murder 3 people embedded in the first Dorado sniper nest because holy shit this mobility
>double jumping around like an idiot, somehow no one can touch me
>enemy team goes widowmakers, deflecting their bullets
>KAYO KEEENNN swinging like a madman
>Won without contest, salt levels on defense are unreal

It can work out, man. You just do it.

>>143888281
In a world where Coldsteel the Hedgehog and Sigmario exists, it's nice to have a character design that can embrace adolescence edginess without going overboard.

It helps that when your vocabulary is composed of DIE DIE DIE and little else, you can't have dialogue nearly as bad as Widowmaker too.

>>143888420
Reinhardt, Lucio, Reaper, Winston, others.

Really you should just practice your aim though. Lower your sens if you haven't already.

>>143888404
Well I'm using a GTX 970, but I have an i5 for my gpu
I'll be honest I didn't even know I used anything besides the video card

>>143888520
If he's the one leading the payload (which he is if you check out the objective time), dmg will be lower.

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>>143888420
Winston baby

And he's actually really good/meta
>>143888453

>>143886268
why would you spend so much money on skins?

>>143888471
in ut either the loser says it first or there's silence.

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>Spamzo

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>>143888302
I suppose you're right. I guess there's no harm as long as I go for the objective.
>>143888391
Because Shift+right click.
>>143888543
I had a similar experience with Roadhog on King's Row.

>>143888247
> Genji
> Sucks
Almost every game I play in has a Genji and the only time they suck is when they forget about their deflect ability and run around pretending to be Naruto while Bastion chews up everyone.
Also, if you want to practice, just play against AI.

>>143888048
add me if you want
Schatte 1865
usually i just play reinhardt but i dont mind playing lucio as a support as well

>>143888420
Strictly speaking, Wiston does not require aim at all other than "face what you're trying to kill".
Reinhardt too.

>>143888420
Alot actually.
>Torbjorn
>Mei
>Reaper
>D. Va
>Mei

>>143888498
I watch gods and taimou for hitscan. Seagull plays weeb shit, if that's your thing.

>play Hanzo always because I have a good K/D and consistently get POTG
>people bitch at me when there are two or three snipers and tell me to change
I'm so tired of this shit. What kind of autistic tryhard gets anxiety over his win percentage? It's a game, you should be trying to have fun.

>if the enemy tracer is in any way half decent you just have to assume you simple CAN NOT ever fucking kill her under any circumstances

absolutely epic design blizzard

>>143888656
>heh heh heh die die die

lm,ao

>>143888526
>hottest
>not torbjorn

>>143888420
winston, symmetra, and maybe d.va

I'd say junkrat but actually knowing your arcs is essential for him

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>>143888189
I play on EU, but I guess you won't post your ID.

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>>143888543
>KAYO KEEENNN

>>143888091
man just punch the railings

>>143888245
are you using a desktop or a laptop? are your drivers all up to date? if yes, try an older driver.

>>143888656
>trying to dodge hanzo
>genji dash behind a wall
>eat an arrow and die as I dash, sending my corpse flying
>kill cam shows I didn't even dash

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>>143888323
reminds me of EVA01 though I guess it's really more of a gundam thing. either way, fucking love mechaqueen but wish I had raptorion as well to switch it up sometimes

>>143888726
>if the enemy #hero is in any way half decent you just have to assume you simple CAN NOT ever fucking kill them under any circumstances

*fixed

I WANT TO FURIOUSLY RAPE ___YOU___

>>143888768
post yours

>>143887739
KYS waifufag

>>143888448
Only if he deflects the arrow, or can he deflect the whole dragon?
Because if it's just the arrow, that hardly matters.

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>>143888714
oh boy it's this post again

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> It's a "He picked Widowmaker on Attack and sits at the back doing nothing" episode

>>143888726
>Takes like two or three hits to kill
>sucks in close quarters
Keep swatting her away. It's not like she's good for holding objectives.
t. Tracer player

>>143888703
You'll be a shitty Torbjorn or Mei if you can't aim Torb's gun or Mei's icicle gun. I know you like to think that Torb is all turrets and Mei is all freezing, but they aren't.

>>143888828
Don't even try to pretend this applies to any other hero in the game lol.

>>143888420
Just point at moving things and hold M1.

>>143888826
it gives me more of a macross/gundam vibe, evas are too organic compared to that
>>143888879
getting real tired of these reruns desu

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>>143888391

I just got 1000, what legendary skin should i get?

>>143888803
I'm on a desktop, and all my drivers are up to date as far as I know. If I use older drivers how far back should I go?

>>143888879
I go bastion on attack
fuck your pubs

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>>143888768
Why don't you post yours

who /sp/ here?

Kyle Long streaming right now. Pretty good for a casual.

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>hanzo legendary gets a different sound for his ult
>mechaqueen doesn't get robot voice for her ult

dropped the ball there blizz

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>>143888818
>Le 20 tick favour the shooter state of the art netcode

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TRUE OR FALSE:

Reinhardt is the most important hero in the game. There is rarely a time when he isn't useful

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>>143888714
>its a hanzo player who """wants to have fun"""

>>143888916
Torb has a spread fire on his gun. A new player can still hop in with these character pretty easy

>>143888942
>Don't even try to pretend this applies to any other hero in the game lol.

Git Gud

when you accept that, then you will know balance

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When Solo Queue?

I'm really hating this. Playing every fucking game against premades.

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>>143888879
>It's a "Too many Snipers/Builders/Defense heroes" attack episode

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrGrOK8oZG8

>>143888860
Mei is clearly not my waifu.

>>143889004
>Rein's legendary has a giant axe
>HAMMER DOWN

>Playing a first person MOBA
>Paying $40 to play a first person MOBA

>>143889027
False, the hero you're looking for is Lucio.

>>143889114
Overwatch is a SHITFAGGOTS please

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I feel like a retard for not being able to figure this out, but how do you use all chat?

I've set the keybind for it, but it only brings up team chat. Using /a or /all shows the command but doesn't actually do anything. I can only seem to use team chat. How the hell do you do it?

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>>143888638

>>143888882
It's a frustrating, unrewarding waste of time protecting your supply line against her though. If the enemy team has two Tracers I always pick McCree.

Please don't nerf flashbang too hard Blizzard.

>>143889081
Not soon enough

>>143889114
That's Battleborn fag

>>143888949
literally 97% of all potg's are "i press Q"

>>143888818
as a genji main, i feel u

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>>143887482
>Kripp
This dude is an absolute piece of shit human being and I am absolutely baffled as to how he attained such a following.

>>143888048
I just do it via 4chan and Discord. Most of the people I play with are former/current /dng/ and /lolg/ shitposters.

>>143888703
>>Torbjorn
>>Mei
Meis and Torbs that can't aim their Icicle Shot/Rivet Guns are burdens on their team. They deal obscene damage and are too good to simply not utilize.

>>143889047
Torbjorn's M1 is 75 damage a shot. Headshotting Tracers/Zens are instant kills and he can two shot any non-tank character. Torbjorn requires aiming.

>>143889164
spam tab to cycle through the chats

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>Playing Arcade as Genji
>Overtime
>Pop ult, go full rules of nature
>Deflect a Zarya's ult
>Use it to kill her and the two Mei's doing their self heal cheese on the objective
>POTG is my teams Zarya using her alt