Metal Gear and Konami General - /mgg/

Love hurts so bad

>I did my part and you played your game
>Shot to the heart and you're to blame

Venom Snake gave love a bad name, he fucked Quiet over good by pretending he wanted something and leaving her standing alone and heartbroken after she expresses her feelings.

The optional part of pulling the trigger in episode 11 is the physical image of how she is on the inside when he leaves her after 45.

Quiet should have left Snake to die instead of speaking for him, nobody would have known.

Why is Kojima such a damn hack.

quiet

What's the best way to remove demon points when I've exhausted the avenue of nigger extraction due to sheer fokkin border

A quick warning: I don't have PS Plus and it's been a few days since I've reached Hero Status and not a single nuke FOB appeared yet.

>>143855398
Do you ever sleep? Do you shit post 24/7?
It seems like every hour I can be sure that you're still here reiterating the same thing.

>>143855489

Use the online combat deployment that gives no staff/resource/GMP rewards.

It will cost you some S+ staff

>>143855465
is an okay character that Punished "Venom" Snake fell in love with.

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8th for that girl who played Quiet in Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom pain and sung the the hit song “Quiets theme”

>>143855093
Oh right, because Snake promised to pull the trigger on Quiet and he knew who she was the whole time.
The couple scenes we get between them means nothing to him because she is revolting to him and he only wants her dead or gone.
He broke her heart when he walked out on her after the torture scene, and again when he abandons her in afghanistan.

The ultimate mistake made by Kojima folks is Quiet.

>>143855714
I only reiterate the truth son.

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>>143856035
>>143856038

>>143856038
You wouldn't have to if it was the truth. You don't see anyone making hourly posts about how Venom loved Quiet.
You're delusional.

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>>143856154
The truth is no delusion sonny.
He had no love for her, he abandoned her in afghanistan, you don't do that to somone you have love for.

>>143855931
I think the intention of Quiet was that she was SUPPOSED to be an assassin who has been hunting you since Cyprus. You overpower her again and she attempts to kill herself both in shame, and in an attempt to stop the spread of her parasites.

Konami's first mistake was giving her tits. What could easily replace parasites requiring her lack of clothes would be prototype nanomachines which had corrupted her lungs and vocal cords.

Konami's second mistake was completely abandoning any attempt at character development. You get very little actual time with Quiet. A majority of it is torture or her in a cage or her 300 feet away on top of a cliff.

Finally, it was making Quiet overly just, bad.
You run out of use for her after a while, especially when you get those infinite suppressor tranq guns and high level tranq rifles. D-Dog with the Fulton and Wormhole can clear out a base much much faster than Quiet with her infuriatingly slow bolt-action which she for some reason uses.

>>143856319

Well we get more than those two scenes but they still mean nothing to him if you get all of her scenes in one goaround since she means nothing and he always remembered what she did it was quite obvious.

>>143856319
Nothing wrong with tits. The game would be a sausage fest without her.
Aren't the parasites already a prototype nanomachines/foxdie? If her lungs were corrupted, how would she breath still?
She did have character development. You get time with her on the helicopter. It sounds like you just didn't use her, which is fine I guess. I never used d-dog since nothing about guard posts are fun and doing sniping myself gets tiring. I just want to sneak, but have a safety net that doesn't slow down the game. She can also find bundles of ammo and suppressors when she scouts an area. It's just a matter of preference.

>>143856692
Yeah, if the player likes using Quiet it was made to look like Snake enjoyed having her around as well with the little cutscenes like the sulfur pit and the shower, it was all so he could make her have a false sense that he wants more.

>>143857098
Thought that was chlorine disinfectant. Why they would have an open pit where it could leak from is beyond me.

>>143857098
Because he did enjoy having her around. Just like if you choose to play the rest of the game, it would appear like Snake wants to stop Skull Face or rescue POWs or whatever else you do in it. It's inevitable that he develops feels for her.

>>143857098
You're forgetting the rain scene and him rubbing his hand down her shoulder the first time she sets foot on MB, he knows how to play her, she is just an idiot who is delusional.

>>143857462
the only delusional idiot is you

>>143857617
I am not the one who labors under the delusion that there is love in his tone of voice and actions.

>>143858163
And I'm not the one laboring under the paranoid schizophrenic autistic delusion I've been trying to convince myself of for the past couple of months that Venom didn't want to marry and raise children with Quiet.

You're all fucking faggots

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>>143858459
Damn... she lasted that long after he abandoned her? Shit man thanks for making me feel worse.

>>143858632
you included

Is you supposed refer to Quiet in this general?

>>143858987
I am Quiet

>>143855792
look at those tig ol' biddies.

>very nice
>how much?

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>>143858987
You can if you want. I'd prefer it if you didn't

MgsV: The Phantom Pain is not canon.

>>143859192
yeah
along with most metal gear games.

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>>143859095
>>143859178
Confusion

>>143859530
great now kys

Quiets love is fubar

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Code Talker is cute! CUTE!!

Quiet isn't canon thanks to Venom Snake.

>>143860630
What does that even mean? She's canon if Venom is.

>>143860768
It means she is forgotten in the sands of time thanks to Venom Snake, he is considered a hero for leaving her to suffer.

>>143860896
Stop.
She's canon if she exists in the game. The only way she wouldn't be is if MGSV wasn't, which I would gladly accept.

>>143860167
Fuck, I want to change his diaper!

>>143855792
>Happy_clockwork_giggling.jpeg

You're all a bunch of pathetic fucking losers and I would take great pleasure in beating every one of you up

>>143861798
You're as much of a pathetic loser as them and I could snap you in two.

>>143861906
I snapped your missus in two last night if you catch my drift

>>143862006
Your father calls me daddy.

>>143862074
That's fucking gay bro

Anyone else thought there was going to be actual time alterations/travel in MGSV?

Without time manipulation there is nothing new you could possibly write within that time frame of PW and MG1.

>>143864349
Time travel? Are you serious?

>>143864349
You're an idiot, and TPP proves you could.

Do you still get the golden nameplate for being one of the most autistic guys in the event?

>>143864728
Right, by 'new' I meant 'interesting'.

Instead of merely adding (not even much) to the Metal Gear saga, it could have carved it's own path, been it's own thing.
Not living in the shadow of something greater.

A story about a man who goes to hell to defy fate.

>>143865959
Holy crap, that sounds familiar.

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just according to keikaku

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>>143868640

I'm glad.

>>143869210
You shouldn't.

>>143869280
He's completely right
This is the culmination of LÉ RUSEXD and why Konami took part in it
It doesn't matter how many times you read fuckonami, or how many trash e-celebs echo anonymous sources reports of it being a sweatshop, bad publicity doesn't exist.

>>143869569
It does.

>>143869569
that obese manchild faggot Sterling and his fuckonami schtick is part of why I'm legitimately happy to see they haven't been dented in the slightest by the bad press

>>143869905
How would that be? Did they recently release a game you didn't buy because you *just* hate them so much?
They never fired their posterboy, and if they did, they wouldn't let him keep his treehouse's name.

Quiet

>>143873773
is remembered by noone.

because she was less than friendzoned.

and nobody cared about her.

I downloaded MGS1 on my ps vita, I played it twice to get all the endings and now I want to play it more. Is the game with all the VR missions on the european ps store? Because I can't find it.

>>143877386
Which country are you from ?

>>143874376
Yes, she was negative friendzoned. Venom loved her and wanted to be with her forever but she left him heartbroken.
>>143875240
Big Boss, Zero, and Skull Face cared about her enough to fight over what they thought she really wanted.

>>143878020
France.

>>143878459
https://store.playstation.com/#!/fr-fr/jeux/metal-gear-solid-special-missions/cid=EP0101-NPEF00302_00-GMETALGEAR000001

>>143878724
Thanks! It's weird though, it seems to work on the ps3 and the psp but not on the ps vita from what's written. I guess I'll wait until I get a ps3 to play it.

>>143879326
Just get a psx emulator for android and get the vr missions for free.
They work like butter

>>143855489
>>143855729
Please, no.
NEVER rescue filthy refugees.
Just do mission 23 once you get the children fulton project.
You get 4690 heroism points and a qt per run.

Fuck Code Talker
Fuck Skull Face
Fuck Venom
Fuck Ocelot
Fuck Volgin
Fuck Quiet
Fuck Huey
Fuck Kaz
Fuck Paz
Fuck Eli
Fuck Kojima

Fuck Kojima especially

Fuck Konami more hard than Kojima

>>143878118

kys

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>>143880175
Fuck you

>>143880310
you first

>>143879538
Looks like I don't really have a choice.

>>143880609
I don't need to do it because my family loves me.

Huey was a cuck and a liar.

So, if I put all my S+ and S++ staff in security invaders won't capture them unless I set my security higher?

There is no getting through to the straw grasping memesters in this site, that is for sure, tixij the female sniper that can vanish as Ocelot says was abandoned and left for dead, Punished "Venom" Snake died alone in Outer Heaven after he was defeated by Solid Snake as it was written.

>>143881258
Invaders can capture any staff that isn't on direct contract.

>>143881220
Sounds like projection, to be honest.

Anybody got the image over what you should do in GZ before you start TPP?

>>143881668
>There is no getting through to the straw grasping memesters in this site, that is for sure
That is for sure.

>>143881668
>abandoned
She left. Otherwise I agree.

>>143881884
http://imgur.com/a/YvjGm

Quiet is the canonical cuck of the series.

>>143882096
Quiet was never married. Venom wanted to, but she friendzoned him.

>>143882096
Royally cucked.

>>143881873
Don't reply to me, faggot.

>>143882376
That's rude. What would your wife's son think?

>>143882096
That's Solid, though.

>>143882560
My wife's son is at school now.

>>143882675

nice meme

>>143882675
No one here knows who that is.

The lethal option is there for a reason in 11, it's how she is on the after 45, bleeding on the inside, from her heart. 'The aftermath of revenge'

>>143881220
You sound jealous.

>>143882947
>meme

Bad characters:
>le angry cripple man
>le walking encyclopedia man of inconsistent voice
>autistic mute medic
>mute fapbait for 14 year olds
>le skeletor man of revenge

Good characters:
>Huey

>>143883484
>listening to a jew
shake my damn head, family

>>143883751
I'm listening to myself.

>>143883643
Everyone's character got destroyed in TPP, except Huey's. Huey only improved as a character.

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>>143883484

>>143883882
You're a jew? That explains a lot.

>grabbed by walleedsalled9573
>CQC2, break out
>interrogated despite not being held
>shoot him
>hit notifications
>he shoots me, I die
>he suddenly falls over dead

I miss when you could play video games without having to worry about lagging subhuman races ruining your game. If the fucking infrastructure in whatever sand-covered shithole he's from isn't good enough to have functioning first world internet he should probably be doing something other than playing video games, like trying not to get blown up by a car bomb or murdering children for trying to go to school.

Ah, the eternal refrain of humanity,
pleading ignorance, begging for mercy
"Please help me, I don't understand."
This is the life you chose.

There's so many ways people talk about Quiet here without actually typing it, it truly astounds me.

>>143884003
why is this true
god dammit kojimbles

>>143885925
He knew he was going to be be fired so he made the worst game he could to damage Konami's reputation.

>>143885809
>people
It's just one confused, autistic child. Just leave him alone and he'll lose interest.

>>143886356
Talking about this.
>>143885379
And you damn well know it asswipe

>>143886356
DUDE, MEMES LMAO

>>143885379
What if he has a bad connection ?
What if i have a bad connection ?
Or you ?

>>143886476
Now this... is delusional paranoid schizophrenic autistic retardation.

Is Quiet Ahab, or is Ahab Venom who is Big Boss which is Quiet because Venom fell in love with him and he is Big Boss?

which is Huey, so that means Quiet is Huey and Venom is Ahab who is Quiet who then becomes Venom after you spare her in 11 becuae she falls in love with Huey

And how many times does Pequod say 'Ahab'? He only says it twice (iirc)
>when you rescue Miller
>when he is talking to Quiet in 45

>game came out 9 months ago
>some guy asks me for FOB backup
>never ending loading screen
Useless fucks.

>>143887991
Venom is Ishmael and Quiet is Queequeg because they slept together.

Because Huey was supposed Big Boss, so we are all Huey if you really think about it. Except for Quiet because she died in afghanistan.

>>143888785
Quiet IS Huey because Quiet is V. Big Boss isn't Huey but he's sometimes Quiet.

Quiet actually died in cyprus, the thing that sniper duels you in afghanistan is just an illusion.

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>>143888785
>yfw they bring back Quiet in MGS6 just like they did with Volgin.

Who is they to us when we are Big Boss, but we are also XOF

>>143889017
Actually Venom died in Cyprus and all of V was imagined by him right before his death a la An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge.

>>143889413
Right when that lightening stuck the bridge you mean?

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>>143889582
This scene actually.

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>>143889798
Oh so Venom is the xof agent choking Quiet?

>>143890045
>getting choked by an assassin
>sees it's a cute girl
>imagines spending his life with her
>then Venom dies

>>143890603
>quiet's recognized as a national hero for killing the evil Big Boss
>hooks up with Foxhound stud Frank Jaeger
>they adopt a daughter, Naomi
>Big Boss gets back at her for ruining his plan by kidnapping Frank
>She trains Solid Snake in the art of infiltration
>Snake saves the world

>>143890603
>>143891413
I get it now

>>143891612
Do you now? Really?

>>143889798
This scene gave me a boner because i thought even after all those trailers kojima managed to keep it a surprise and there were more to come.

>>143892475
No, and I never will.

>>143855290
Okay, I don't know if /mgg/ has already talked about this (I just saw one of these videos pop up for the first time, but they've apparently been up since last month), but it seems like Konami isn't just interested in pachinko. They're also interested in using their IPs to sell American cars, apparently.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPnTa1UJPEI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4LUasFly0c

Venom only had love for Paz and he misses her.

>>143894751
Paz really annoys me. Kojima couldn't leave her be a backstabbing female liquid snake. Her having second thoughts about Cipher and Snake feeling anything but contempt for her is so contrived. And her turning into Joan of Arc in Ground Zeroes is fucking stupid.

Quiet is The End because she waited until she died, however long that was.

>>143895827
That's not how you spell Venom.

>>143895550

Paz is literally the only female ahat should have been in TPP

>>143896128
I don't do that.

>>143896210
Not really. I'll admit she's at her best in TPP because she's dead.

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It was never going to work out for me

Whould TPP have been better if all characters were female?

I like how no matter what you make your avatar look like, he'll look like default medic under his balaclava in the picture. I'm serious, I really like that.

>>143883484
Actually it symbolizes how Quiet is the heart of the game and killing her leaves a big hole in it.

>>143896924
I want to hug him ;_;

Does someone have that gif. of Snake and Quiet pointing their guns at eachother in the palace?

I am Big Boss! Biggest of the bosses!

So can we all agree that the Hueyposters are what really crippled this general?

One could say, that even now... They are a phantom pain.

>Quiet is my go to buddy
>finish episode 45
>cry like a bitch
>deploy again after it
>open idroid to tell Quiet to scout
>she isn't here
>revert to step 2

Why continue living?

>>143901518
Yes, definitely.
They are cucks too.

>>143902676
I MEANT
>revert to step 3

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is there away to get sahelanthropus back on motherbase?

>>143902676
>>143902829
so what

>>143902676
You can get her back, you know. Just replay her boss fight 7 times.

Although I don't think it's canonical.

>>143903005
No.

Just forget about it, I'm sure Eli isn't ising it for anything bad. It's nothing to worry about.

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>>143903427
it just looked so damn cool on my base tho

>>143901518
I'm so sorry. No, really, I am sorry. I know that it's all my fault and I single-handedly killed this general.

Total Metal Gear noob here. Bought Phantom Pain during sale. Is this game meant to be cringy as hell? The first (half?) hour is basically My Little Pegaunicorn: Friendship is Punishd. Crawling around the floor and looking at some guys buttcrack? Invincible enemy that looks like someone drew it on their notepad? Gangster special forces? Magical flying shota? What is this even? And why is there a "character creation" when I have to look at that old skeleton anyways?
Please tell me that it gets better ...

God fucking dammit, I want to let my juice loose in joost's cooch!

>>143904832
That rhymes!
>me too

Quiets voice gave Venom a cluster headache.

>>143904831
Quiet is Venom and Ocelot is Kaz.

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>>143904832

honestly the best thing kojima has done

>>143905327
Wat

Paz is a headache.
Quiet is a heartbreak.

>>143905482
Venom Snake is a shit character.

>>143905393
Source for the article?

>>143904831
I don't know what to tell you. It does and and it doesn't.
You honestly should have tried MGSV: Ground Zeroes before and judge if you're interested enough to play a 60 hour game.

>>143906000
It's edited. Why would you want the source?

>>143905482
Quiet and Venom are shit characters and this is fact, neither are canon.

>>143905482
and don't memepost my shit you autistic mongoloid subhuman waste of time and space

>>143906191
Quiet's okay but it doesn't matter since MGSV isn't canon in any capacity.
and as far as I care, neither are 3 and PW.

>>143906420
Quiet is worse than Venom in every way you piss huffing asspie.

>>143906089
Because the unedited is still hot.

>>143906059
I just heard so many positive things about this game and thought "why not". Now I'm sitting here thinking "whyyy".

>>143906563
Venom is the most boring character imaginable. One dimensional; no development, no personality, just takes the moral high road for everything.
Even TPP Volgin has more going on than him.

<preset_joosten_shitpost27>

>>143906805
Joosten is cute but Quiet is a butterface.

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>>143906563
hate all you want son, but quiet is the jewel of mgsv.

>>143906772
Quiet is the Jar-Jar binks of videogames

>>143906719
It's mostly because the first hour isn't indicative of the rest of the game. At no other point does it limit your control so much while throwing that much shit at you.
It all makes some sense in context with the series. But if giant telekinetic robots, zombie super soldiers, and magical snipers girls sound too weird for you, just stop.

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>>143907047
Not even the jar jar of the series.

>>143907426
I liked gay vampire guy and rollerblade girl, do they return too?

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>>143906937
Only in comparison.
Quiet's cute, but Joost is god like.

>>143907618
Johnny is the shit!
MGS1
>has the runs and caught a damn cold
>gets his ass kicked by that built woman in the cell
>stripped naked
>gets the runs again
>doesn't die
MGS2
>gets the runs
>doesn't shoot E.E on sight
>doesn't die
MGS3
>buddy-buddy with captured Snake
>gets the runs
>misses his family
>reveals door opening code
>can die or doesn't die
MGS4
>shits himself mid-mission
>hates needles
>no nanomachines
>knew it would happen
>meryl falls head-over-heels in lurv
>she decides she wants the D
>married
>happily ever after.....with the runs.

Quiet was never in love with Venom, and vice-versa

>>143904557
You're not a Hueyposter. A real Hueyposter would completely deny that they did anything to hurt the general, and blame it on a misunderstanding.

>>143908204
kek

Venom was never in love with Quiet and vice-versa

>>143908410
Huey posters are honest and attractive individuals that own up to their mistakes (of which they rarely make).

>>143908410
No, dude. It feels bad to know that I made this place worse because I couldn't contain my love for Huey and got way too excited.
That's why I haven't shitposted too much about him lately. Sorry.

Why does Quiet exist again? She has to be Kojimas biggest mistake

>>143909450
Why does anyone outside of Solid Snake and Big Boss exist? Kojima only made mistakes after MGS1.

I ain't letting this go past page 9 you asswipes

Let the shitposting continue

>>143910497
Why? Excessive shitposting is what is killing this general.

>>143910497
I wish you would go past page 10.

Quiet is Pequod and Venom is Quiet and Volgin is Huey which fucked Skullface who fingered Paz and Ocelot murdered Kaz which is Frank Jaeger

What if Pequod was gay for Venom?

It would completely change the context of his helicopter piloting.

>>143910718
I should have cut you down the front (a la disembowlment) and seperated your ribs, leaving the chest cavity open and unprotected or cut you from behind, digging my hands into your torso and then seperate your ribs in such a way that they came out through your back.

>>143911217
I told you before: I'm not Venom and you're not Quiet.

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>>143911483
I wish I was because that is what I would have done to your sorry ass instead of speaking for you while you were on the ground, it so would have been enjoyable.

>>143911982
Careful with that edge, son.

>>143909450
So people won't notice the love triangle between BB, Kaz and Ocelot. Without her it would have been a complete sausagefest.

It's a little sad having only just now completed MGS V, only to come into the 4chan general when it's past its prime. I bet this place was great in its heyday.

At least share with me your greatest meme, /mgg/!

To be forgotten in the sands of time...

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moshi moshi
disarm desu??

FUCK I HAVE A NEVER ENDING RAGE FEELING IN MY THROAT I CANNOT GET OUT BECAUSE OF WHAT HAPPENED SHIT FUCK CUNT ASS BIG BOSS CODE TALKER QUIET SKULL FACE VENOM HUEY KAZ PAZ OCELOT ELI ANON!
F U C K Y O U A L L!
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Quiet is unironically not canon thanks to Venom Snake.

Venom knew who Quiet was all along, he gives her a dark as hell look in 11 and tortures her the whole game, she thinks it's love but he hates the hell out of her for what she did, which is why she is optional.

*SURPRISE CUDDLES*

I hope Quiet was honestly a mistake. Kojima wasted a good character spot for shit for brains that fell for an act.

>>143915618
*COUNTER CQC (CLOSE QUARTERS CUDDLES)*

>>143914582
>>143914786
>>143916338
What's wrong, running out of steam? Can't think of anything new so your just reposting shit from last thread.

>When you realize MGS V's mishandled financing was one of the direct reasons Silent Hills was cancelled
>When you realize that would've been okay if MGS V was the greatest action game ever made that wrapped up the MGS series entirely
>When you realize that's not what happened and instead we got a shitty, half-finished mess of a game and the only hope the other franchise had of being revived was killed off

Kojima AND Konami should just fuck off honestly

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>>143914041

>>143913642
The memes are dead, Jack the Ripper killed them.

What if there was a Paz Pez?

Quiet

>>143918172
Is canon and a fine character despite what autists believe.

Paz is a clone of The Joy.
And all she wanted was to reunite Zero and Big Boss.

>>143918448
Paz was Eli's mother
and Quiet was the reincarnation of The Joy.

Laughing Wallaby is my nigga.

His deep dark eyes, keep watch on his kingdom and the mysteries that sleep safe inside, his hall.

MADNESS REIGNS

Venom

>>143855290
What's the fastest way to complete Paz's side story if you already have all the momento photos? I don't feel like going back and forth from Mother Base to wait for her to get back up after she says her head hurts.

>>143919691
is not a character.

>>143919704
I think new ones will be added even if you don't go back to show Paz the photos. I'm not sure.
Also use the Box and song.

>>143919983
I meant actually showing her the photos. I have them all, and Id like to show them all to her without leaving Mother Base to do so.

Death and hatred to mankind

Quiet

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>>143921262
hmm

>>143920387
Never found myself in this situation. Try hitting a check point somewhere on base and returning.

Quiet

>>143921798
is what you said literally five minutes ago.

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MGSV is the worst of the series.

Quiet

>>143922134
It's the worst of the Kojima directed games in the metal gear series relative to when it was released.

Quiet

>>143922134

Actually it's very good.

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Kaz is Kojima, Venom Snake is Konami, Hamburgers are the franchise and Code Talker is the player.
Think about it.

>>143922895
No. YOU are the player.

In MGS5 I quarantined all the Kikongo speakers and the Ocelot dialogue played saying I helped save many lives or whatever.

Do I need to continue to quarantine every kikongo speaker I fulton from here on out until I find the cure?

Quiet

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>>143923181
I'll be the player if you'll be my fiddle, if you know what I mean.
no homo

>>143923335
No. Just take the missions and be quick about it.
There's only three and two of them are really short.

Quiet

Quiet

Huey

>>143923335
Just rush until you complete mission 29 as fast as you can. I think they'll die eventually, even if put in quarantine.

Huey

>>143922134
gameplay wise its amazing the funny thing is that everywhere where a kojima game normally shines this one doesn't

>play on a CRT TV
>My joystick is fucked and at random every button presses itself at the same time
>still get the most kills and carry my entire team in BH
I wish I was joking

Quiet

>>143924631
Is the love of Huey's life and left mother base to rescue him.

Quiet

Quiet

Tихий

Quiet

>>143918172
>>143921262
>>143921798
>>143922278
>>143922854
>>143923968
>>143924121
>>143924631
>>143924792
>>143925072
>>143925162
>>143925224
Is this what your shitposting has devolved to?
Actually, I think it's an improvement.

>>143919704
Phantom cigar till she wakes up.

Quiet

Quiet

>>143924723
I can totally see this happening desu

Venomp

Venom

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>>143860167
>tfw beware of Kazuhira
>tfw nothing happened

why was this allowed

Venom

>>143926756
But it DID happen, you just didn't notice. Kaz is the traitor

>>143926756
Listen to the hamburger tapes.
You're missing something very important.

Quiet

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>>143926907
>>143927037
>shit response
>just like the game

Venom

Quiet

Why is Kojima a hack

>>143927267
Both were plausible explanations, but the second one was less stupid.

>>143927867
Because he made it seem like there was something between Venom and Quiet when it was all lies and didn't havethe guts to show h abandoning her and any scenes or tapes saying he hated her.

>>143928087
him abandoning her*

What happened to Tommy Leet exactly? He got released from jail/mental asylum and remade a twitter account, but he's not posting.

https://twitter.com/GrayfoxLeet

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Haven't played in a long time, was gonna go start a new game. Wondering if FOB's on Ps4 are still active?

The mute Big Boss was the real mistake of 5
he should have expressed his feelings instead of just staying silent, I mean c'mon how hard was it to tell her FUCK OFF if those were his feelings

How hard would it have been for him to tell her KILL YOURSELF, BITCH instead of staying quiet if he didn't like her.

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>>143924329
>gameplay wise its amazing
Enough with this meme. It's the worst gameplay wise.
I'm tired of explaining myself, thankfully this video sums it all up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6cJSbYbQZE

>>143928773
Or the fact that there no Mujahideen fighting Soviets.
Or the fact that cutscenes were replaced by audiotapes.
Or the fact that the game is piss easy.
Or the fact that the open world level design is underdeveloped.
Or the fact that the ending plot twist makes no sense.
Or the fact that the characters are lifeless and devoid of personality through a lack of character development.
Or the fact that this game is downright awful.

Fuck Konami
Fuck Pachinko
Fuck Kojima
Fuck you
Fuck me
Fuck I

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Huey is Kojima
Skullface is Konami
Diamond Dogs are the fan base
Strangelove is the franchise

>>143929836
>characters are lifeless

only one character is lifeless in 5 which is why it's optional

>>143930223

Lifeless and worthless to even the protag, Ocelot does say "we lose nothing" in one of Quiet's tapes

>>143930223
A mute action puppet serving as the protagonist is lifeless. Ocelot being written out of character as cool, calm and collected is also lifeless. Kaz is the only one with life, and even he is lacking.

>>143930658
>Huey is the only one with life

Fixed

>>143928579
Yes

Venom

>>143930575
Which is why she should not have made it past the prologue.

>>143929836
Forgot to mention that the boss fights were also a major step back in this series. Why did Kojima even make this game?

Quite

>>143930223
Venom is the protagonist. Unfortunately he isn't optional unless you choose not to play.
>>143930575
He was useful to Big Boss.
>>143930658
Like him or not, Skull Face had life. Kaz is about on par with Eli, both are one note. Quiet and Huey are the only good characters.

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>>143935030
you do this on purpose
Why?

mgsv is shit and so is this general you should all go kill yourselves

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>>143935338
Preaching the truth in general built on lies.

>>143935361
I have friends, family, and an so; I can't go just yet. That shouldn't stop you though.

>>143935584
yeah it shouldn't stop you, kill yourself :^)

>>143935584
all of your relationships are built on lies, you die alone both Venom and Quiet and Huey

>>143935851
Be my guest.

>>143935947
>both
>lists three
Alright, now I'm mad.

>>143936112
All of them die alone anyways.

>>143936693
Venom died by Quiet's side in Outer Heaven.

>>143937246
When did this happen

>>143937437
End of Metal Gear 1.

What's wrong with having a mellow, logical, enabler Ocelot?

>>143937512
Proofs, be clear without your memes
Venom Snake died alone in Outer Heaven with nobody by his side
Quiet died in afghanistan from a broken heart
I need to understand where you are coming from

>>143938365
Quiet died because Venom deserted her in the desert, took away her love, I get that.
Venom died alone and in pain while incapacitated in Outer Heaven
Big Boss was nowhere near Venom at the time

>Light is but a farewell gift from the darkness to those on their way to die
Why'd they choose this line from The Boss in particular for the A.I. to repeat.
Because it's a clue to the real nature of the events in V. They are envisioned by Ahab as he's being strangled by the XOF assassin as a representation of what it is to slip quietly into oblivion..

>>143940421
strange.

If only I knew what it meant there there be no more questions and the truth would be clear in my eyes.

>>143940910
I will... one day.

Reminder that Huey didn't make the real world suffer, it was the other way around.

>>143941624
yeah, Quiet suffered in afghanistan alone because being deserted and getting offended and having nobody care about your feelings is the real world

If you could only be more clear then I would have no more questions

>>143942168
Nobody's talking about your waifu.

>>143942168
Not everything people talk about here has to do with that bitch female sniper y'know

>>143942168
Quiet didn't care about Snake. She left because she was trying to save Huey
but because she couldn't swim, she had to meet him at the coast.
>How could she know where he would arrive
Remember she's an expert at navigation. Marking people is a thing she can do.

>>143943049
Be clear without your memes please.
I truly want to understand what you mean, but I can't do that without clarification.

Punished Snake is not punished but is Quiet, I get that, and Quiet is Punished Snake because Quiet doesn't care about Snake, only Huey

I know you do this to make fun of me as an autist but I get real agrivated and I am sure you know this.

>>143943359
>AUTISM DAYS

Such a waste...

>>143943617

There will never be clarification, people here don't think you deserve it just like Quiet didn't deserve better than to walk the plank in afghanistan.

I'll dunno anymore.

>>143944045
was Venom. 9 years of reconstructive surgery and hypnagogia just to be killed by a female assassin days after waking up.

>>143943617
I'd like to be clear, but I'm short on time now.
Please excuse me, I'll clarify everything at a later date.

>>143945349
Alright then.

>>143943617
Venom Snake is Punished, not Quiet. Because Quiet cucked him with Huey (Quiet and Huey met secretly every night to fuck) and that's exactly why she left: she wanted to rescue Huey and then marry him. But Quiet felt a little bit attached to Venom because she at least saw him as a friend (this means Venom got friendzoned too), and felt pity for him (that's why she left the tape for Venom), also she was grateful for letting her live and meet such an amazing man as Huey, because, if Venom had killed her earlier, she would've never met the love of her life, Huey.
This is the real reason why Venom, Quiet and Huey are the most tragic characters in MGSV.

But of course your autistic, paranoid and schizophrenic little brain could never understand that without having some stranger on the internet explain it to you.

>>143855290
>not a fiddle

>>143945779
Huey would have taken a thousand rounds of torture and interrogation if it meant the heat would stay off of Quiet. When Miller order Quiet's torture session, he snapped and immediately took to mutating the parasites in hope of starting a second outbreak more devastating than the first
He wanted to make them suffer.

>>143945779
That would make perfect sense if Huey wasn't gay.
I know what you are thinking, Strangelove, right? He used her just to make a son with the genes of two really smart persons. When she wasn't useful anymore he just killed her.
In short, Huey is gay and didn't love Quiet.

>>143946674
>>143946471
>>143945779
>>143943617
>>143943049
>>143942168
You need some serious help.

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>there was a time Ocelot was a lovesick teenager

Do you think he regretted it like the rest of us that do embarrassing things as 18 year olds or he remembers it fondly?

>>143946845
We're seriously helping the autistic Quietfag.

>>143945779
>>143946471
why won't you retarded cucks not just let the threads die like your self respect?

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>>143945779
not sure if you're being straight with me because Venom played Quiet like a fiddle no homo and deserted her, Quiet is the love of Venom's life, Venom is the love of Huey's life.

Still not sure if my autistic, paranoid and schizophrenic little brain understands because I trust nobody.

is mgo better now? ie latency etc

>>143947016
We'd do that if someone didn't keep the thread alive with his female sniper shitposting.

>>143947096
You can't even keep your autism straight. Not even for a single sentence.

>>143946471
that's so cute actually makes me jealous t b h

>>143946884
He probably just self-hypnotized to forget those moments.

automatics are overrated. Grenade launchers and sniper rifles are all you need.

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>>143947389
That's why it's called autism. I am not even sure if what I have can be classified as that, since I don't trust what anyone says to me, or even trust what I think to myself.

Who knows truths lie buried in Kojimas hack mind that he will never reveal.

I wish I wish I never found this general.

>>143948737
I already told you the truth, but you would rather believe your convenient lie.

>>143948737
Go out and get a girlfriend instead of wasting your time here and shitting up this general even more and keeping it from dying
Or are you afraid that you might get friendzoned?

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there was a guy here who was working on a real big boss mod. any recent progress from him?

>>143948989
I don't trust truths or facts or interpretations, nothing is real to me anymore.

>>143949235
Peace Walker Big Boss? I think it's on the nexus.

>>143949083
As I said, I don't trust anybody, even myself.
It's hard to tell what is real

>>143949574
I'm not real, and neither are you.

Liquid Snake is pretty handsome.

>>143950636
Eli is cute. I like his sexy abs.

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>>143950165
I-I... y u do dis?

Pic related is all I wanted Venom to tell Quiet if that's how he felt about her and her feelings.

>>143904831
You picked the worst game of the series, but you're a newcomer so maybe you have a different experience.

Also stay away from this general, too many spoilers.

>>143950701
I like both his voice as a kid and as an adult, even if he sounds too cheesy.

>>143951650
His VA was shit in TPP.

>>143952180
Why? I thought he sounded pretty good.

>>143952180
IT SNOT OHVA YET SNAYKE!