/utg/ - Undertale General

FIRST
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wwrrooooommm

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>>143850532
Let's get this over with.
Nth for robot

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nth for spicy goatdad

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Sharing fun stories about Papyrus for cute Anons!

Someone give me a basic prompt of what to write about, I've got the itch.

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>>143850532
Don't let this guy near your kids folks.

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sans

>>143850660
Papyrus and Undyne commiting silly acts of tomfoolery and shenanigans.

>>143850660
What do you write?

Have you ever been banned before?

>>143850642
You and Papyrus slipping on the now wet and slippery floor!
Sliding from all over the place!
Both of you landing on the bed together!
Getting the bed soaked after landing in it!

>>143850617
How can it be robot if it be ghost too?

xth for me playing lisa on stream and my software being horrible

>>143850640
i still hate that the old one actually got put in the writebin or whatever. you make me sick

>>143850660
How about another murder scene.

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>>143850741
Ghost possessed robot.

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>>143850736
on /v/ once for "starting a flame war" or something
>>143850671
no bully

skelton bros.

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>>143850783

>>143850736
i get banned all the time for posts i dont make. i assume its people using my ip or whatever, i dont know how that works
>>143850874
i knew it was you, you lunatic

>>143850640
>cute Anons!
WHY

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goat everything

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>>143850861
>forgetting image
Damn, I'm tired.

Goodnight utg! I don't have any mom to post from my phone, but I hope you all have a good week this week!

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>>143850834
>edge goteded
I wish there was more art of him, instead it's all skeltal edgebros.

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nth for hoog

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>>143850998
edgy goatdad is cute just like all goatdads

>>143850834
>Going to /v/
Confirmed video game player.

>>143850738
Hiding under the covers because you're really cold in your wet clothes!
Papyrus not feeling cold at all and just lying on top of the covers!
Papyrus asking why you're shaking!
Papyrus proposing that if you feel so cold you can remove the clothes!
Papyrus making you a cool toga from the sheets!

>>143850671
i never really understood what that was supposed to say, all i can think of is feast

>>143851038
Translation from mongolian runes?

>>143851058
heart

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>>143851038
Kinda.

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>>143851119

>I am Asgore!!
>The eternal king of the underground!!
>Now with six human sacrifices, from beneath the earth God has arrived!!!
>Kneel before me, ye inferior beings!!
>kugugugu

>it hurts
>The great majesty ah~!
>look away
>Long live the king!!

>SHAME 100%

I'll add it to the actual picture someday when i'm not a lazy shit

>>143851054
What kind of fucking faggot plays video games?

>half of my total asgore images are edgy goatdad

>>143851201
oh god i was about to post the translation too but my captcha failed so it didn't. thankfully.

>half of my total asgore images are edgy goatdad

>>143851281
I'm honestly not sure.
Some sort of degrade, no doubt.

>>143851054
>>143851281
>/v/
>playing video games
you have clearly never been to /v/
>>143851313
>half of my total asgore images are edgy goatdad
Most of my Toriels are edgy

>>143851313
i keep fucking up my posts

>>143851313
Mind sharing some? I need more edgedad

>>143851057
Getting comfy in your new toga!
Asking Papyrus why doesn't he have a toga himself!
Papyrus making his own toga from the same, giant bed sheet he made yours from!
You and Papyrus now under the bed covers in your cool new friendship toga!

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streameranon is getting maybe better software
chilling here for now

>>143851514
HES DOING IT! ITS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW! SOMEONE STOP HIM

>>143851542
lemme know when jacketanon gets better software

>>143851514
>>143851602
>friendship toga

That's the line, you can't cross it.
You said it, they've friendzoned each other.

>>143851313
The only reason I don't save edgedad is because black hair isn't dad anymore.

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>>143851514
ABORT ABORT

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>>143851394
I keep fucking up my gotes.

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Why is Frisk allergic to Tems?

>>143851657
All great relationships start with friendship! We're just preparing for the next stage!

>>143851657
ive never been under bed covers with someone ive friendzoned. this is gettin real fishy

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This was a terrible idea.
What's your favorite desert, /utg/? What's your least favorite's most favorite desert?

>>143851514
Making an ancient greek city from the pillows!
Speaking made-up Greek!
Asking Papyrus if he knows how ancient Greel friendships looked like!

>>143851724
Tems are cat dog things. He's probably allergic to one of those two species.

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>>143851406
http://imgur.com/a/iVBvb
here, i added 10~ new ones that were posted in the threads lately

>>143851692
i save a lot of underfell art even if i don't particularly care for goats but i like having RAREs

>>143851783
Gobi.

>>143851783

Alphys probably likes ice cream.

>>143851783
>mine
fudge cake
>least favorite
butterscotch cinnamon pie

The protagonist/s from the last game you played are tasked with exploring the underground, how does shit go down?

>>143851783
i like death valley but my favorite probably likes the sahara :^)

underfell is trash

TRASH

>>143851832
>>143851862
fuck it, sure

>>143850693
Undyne's irises narrowed, locking onto the prey. Next to her lied her trainee Papyrus, who was new to this sort of thing.
In front of the bush they waited in lied Mettaton, who was busy giving autographs to fans and responding to questions.
"This is gonna be great! Don't you feel ALIVE, Papyrus!" Undyne inquired. "I've never felt more alive, Undyne, I'm ready! Nyeh-heh-heh!"

Papyrus sounded enthused, but Undyne required a higher level for this sort of thing. "Do you REALLY feel alive, Papyrus? DO YOU?!"
"I DO, UNDYNE! YES! I FEEL SO ALLLIIIVVEE!!"
He was almost there! "DON'T STOP, PAPYRUS! TELL ME HOW ALIVE YOU FEEL!" Papyrus was enraptured. "SO MUCH, UNDYNE! I FEEL SO ALIVE I'M ABOUT TO EXPLODE!"
Mettaton tried to ignore the screaming that, out of context, sounded quite strange to him and the crowd before him.
He continued to describe how the growth recently added to his posterior was completely natural, he would never deign to have artificial implants. But in the middle of doing so, Undyne and Papyrus lept out in a state of frenzy, both feeling rather alive at this point.
Undyne slid along the ground, and perfectly replicating a move from her anime shows, kicked Mettaton straight into the air. This was followed by Papyrus getting a boost from Undyne and sailing above Mettaton, who was hoping that this was some stunt that would gain him publicity. Papyrus chanted in some strange language as taught by Undyne, and followed this with turning Mettaton's soul blue, sending swiftly crashing down.
Undyne awaited below with an upturned fist and eyes closed, head tilted down heroically, as Mettaton landed directly onto Undyne.
Bones cracked and screams rang out as Undyne's hand was nearly pulverized by the extra-heavy metal suit colliding with her hand.
"H-Ha! That's... now that's how you do a REAL p-prank!" Undyne stammered.
"Nyeh-heh! We did it Undyne! We did that ... shuistuopi^*& ... barrage perfectly!"
Too long

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>>143851792
AS A GREEK I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT WHERE THIS IS GOING
ΣΤΟΠ

>>143851783
My Favorite? A Brownie Sundae. Least Favorites Favorite? Chocolate.

>>143851883
i know.

>>143851792
Papyrus mentioning that ancient Greek friendships always commence friendly wrestling matches and drinking grape juice!
Playfully rough housing and wrestling Papyrus in your greek pillow city!
Getting tangled in the bed sheet that made your and Papyrus' cool toga!

>>143851883
i like the video where sans calls papyrus a dingus because thats my favorite word but i agree

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>>143851859
> Lan / Megaman.exe
well Megaman.exe is only a computer program so he can't really do shit outside pf the lab so I assume that Lan dies horribly to Undyne
>>143851883
yeah

>>143850718
I write about anything, all of it being in large quantities and shit quality

>>143850809
That one was nice, but I need to know which characters or else I'll end up making it too similar to the last one

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>>143851859
Shin megami tensei Nocturne.
Either Demifiend fucks everyone up or he goes around recruiting and fusing the monsters, wonder how that would turn out.

Crossover when?

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I really liked DSP's lets play. Through his stupidity and poor attention span he's managed to recreate an actual blind neutral run.

>>143851859
Well last game I played was undertale so...

>>143852040
True Demon ending is the canon ending so Genocide

>>143852015
>which characters
How about a massacre at Mettaton's hotel?
Who does it, is your choice, but I guess Mettaton, Burgerpants, or Alphys makes sense.

>>143852048
Who?

Did anyone ever write that story about Undyne's fish genes turning her male because she's been lesbians with alphys too long and how she needs to get fucked by Asgore to undo the changing?

If not I'm tackling that shit tonight.

>>143852048
>kills all the monsters because he doesn't understand what the act menu does
>"I-I'm just doing what I would normally do, guise."

>>143851883
My favorite episode of Underswap was when Undyne used Papyrus as a guinea pig for those weird pills she made.

>>143851830
Thank you.

>>143852132
hype

>>143852109
I'll start in a couple minutes

>>143852132
Why

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>>143852132
Yes, please.

>>143852196
Excuse to have Asgore fuck Undyne with it not being Alphys cucking. It's for science.

>>143851946
Anon and Papyrus getting tangled!
Anon and Papyrus unable to get free!
Anon and Papyrus figuring out that they only can wait for the cleaning stuff to free them!
Anon and Papyrus having to spend the night together!
Anon promising Papyrus to entertain him with a conversatiom so they won't get bored!

>>143852232
There's such a thing as lizard sandwich.
Besides, Alphys probably is into NTR, anyway.

>>143852132
Do it!

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>>143851859
Wario Blast, so...
I'm sure the underground will be fine.

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>>143852123
DarkSydePhil

>>143852154
>Puts two bridge seeds together
>"What the hell it glitched!"

>>143830052 here

http://pastebin.com/Dzh1iBmP
Here's some needlessly verbose junk. Just really trying on a mood for a setting.

>>143851859
big boss falls into the underground and cqc/pacifies everyone or just stealths past.

>>143852235
Getting bored with keeping up with Papyrus' conversations!
Slowly falling asleep from how comfy you are in this position!
Papyrus soon joining you in on the snooze cruise!

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Okay /utg/ I'll try a question this time.
Your 2nd favourite and least favourite both want to date your favourite and decide a battle over it. Who is who and who wins?

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>>143852389
That's kinda complicated, but alright.
>Blook and Chara try to fight over dating Mettaton
Nobody wins because incest is bad and Chara is a child.

>>143852385
Being brutally awoken by Mettaton!
The robot demanding for you both to pay for the damage made to one of his precious hotel rooms!
You realize none of you got any. money!

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>>143852389
>Papyrus and Toriel fight over dating Asgore
Papgore is a pretty cute ship

>>143852472
this is it. someone kill me before it happens again

>>143852472
Oh dear oh no.
OH YES

>>143852496
is it?

>>143852472
Not wanting to upset Papyrus in front of his rectangular idol!
Offering Mettaton anything to pay back the damages!
Mettaton accepting, tell you both to meet him in his office ASAP!

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>>143852589
yeah

>>143852389
>Asriel and Muffet fighting over Mettaton
Asriel stomps Muffet monty python style.

Why the fuck is there still a general for a 4h indieshit game?

>>143852389
>Frisk and Asriel fight over Chara

Cute. Frisk wins because romantically speaking, Frisk and Chara are better.

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@143852672

>>143852672
(you)

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>>143852690
>@
Lol what a pleb

@143852712
what do you mean?

>>143852389
>Papyrus and Mettaton fight over Sans
no pappy you don't have to date your brother for him to love you the most, don't listen to Alphys

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>>143852672

Go ahead and add it to your collection
(you)

For anyone who was looking up to me streaming LISA, sorry, my laptop cant do jack shit, are there any hotline miami esque games that could be played without direct video feed for the same effect

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>>143852712
I can't tell if this is bait or not

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>>143852837
I don't think I have any more suggestions.
I mean, there's always OFF.

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>>143852712


>>143852934
I elect to believe it is simple retardation.

>>143852603
Remembering you still have no clothes!
Walking out of the hotel room in torn sheets!
Everyone staring at you two!
Suddenly, Sans appears!
You can tell from his dark eyesockets that he's a little bit upset!

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>>143851859
>Bayonetta
I would pay the price of a full triple A game for the Mettaton fight alone.

>>143852974
tried playin that before, cool and all but holy shit it hurt my eyes and the controls felt like rusty levers on a carnival ride

>>143853007
Attempting to explain to Sans what happened!
Not given enough time as Mettaton drags you along to his office!
Mettaton telling you and Papyrus to take a seat!
Mettaton offering you both a way to pay him back for all the damages!

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>>143853109
We postin robot?

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>>143852837
>>143853039

There's rpgmaker shit like The Witch's House, Ib, Mad Father. Or maybe an emulated snes game

>>143851859
>The Talos Principle

Will definitely waltz through all and any puzzles.
Won't have a soul for Asgore to claim.
Will bring bad news that Asgore is never gonna get that seventh soul because humanity's closed due to AIDS.

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>>143853165
Presumably.
>>143853135
STOP

>>143853021
>for the Mettaton fight alone

Mettaton's not even in my top five but fuck yes

>>143853165
sexuality status: in question

>>143853165
please post robot.
I'm desperate.

>>143853165
Wait, how do you tie a ghost up?

Your Most Favorite and Least Favorite have to work Together to Bake a Cake. What events would happen, would there be any side characters, and what would the cake come out to be?

>>143853403
very carefully

>>143853135
Mettaton proposing you to star in his new reality show!
Papyrus being ecstatic!
Reading the contract, without skipping the small letters!
Being terrified!
Having to either choose to agree to this humiliation or having to confront angry Sans!
Deciding to be fair with Papyrus and tell him the truth about tje contract!
Papyrus consenting to posting the security camera footage from the last night in the room on a public TV!

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>>143853241
Good to hear.

>>143853262
Does this help?

>>143853295
If you wish.

>>143853403
Magic.

>>143853463
mettaposters should be posting thicc robot instead

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>27 ips

>>143853463
no, thats the opposite of helping

>>143853463
magic strings?
hot

>>143853502
That'll be the day when this general is dead.

>>143853582
thiccening will bring new life to this thread, plentiful life of thicc lizards, gotes, and robots!

>>143853452
Papyrus getting more excited over their friendly Greek wrestling match getting broadcasted on TV!
Papyrus signing the contract!
Refusing to sign the contract!
Papyrus giving you his puppy-dog eyes, pleading!
Reluctantly signing the contract, regretting that everyone will see your Greek wrestle match in that room!
Having to deal with an upset Sans outside of Mettaton's office right after!

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>>143853502
>>143853632
>>143853582
Sure

>>143853510
Yes, we are dying.

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>>143853502
I don't really like thick though

>>143853540
Is this any better then?

>>143853578
I think Blooky can escape whenever he wants to.

>>143853650
* do not

>>143853650
holy shit it looks like dio

>>143853687
It had to happen eventually, anon. Every thread dies, every general finally fades, and every game has an ending.

>>143853705
hotter

>>143853705
>rule 63
this is worse than me debating going gay

>>143853687
We're devolving into a weird chatroom which once had undertale discussions. Whether that's a good or a bad thing is up to (You).

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>>143853775
How about mettabun?

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>>143853786
>tfw the only successful way to get people talking about the game is to trigger certain characterfags

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>>143853848
Teenage goat trying to be an adult is best goat.

>>143853636
Sans grabbing you with his magic and taking you to his house!
Sans telling Papyrus to come as well!
Sans making you sit on the couch!
Sans turning on TV!
A broadcast! "First time in the history of the Underground, a real sex tape! They RUINED the room qith their nasty fun! "
Sans's eye sockets getting even darker!
Papyrus confused!
The broadcast starts!
Viewership is over the scale!
On screen, you and Papyrus playing silly games while laughing!
The ratings drop to negative!
Sans chokes from keks!
Papyrus is confused!
Mettaton cries!

>>143853687
Or it's because the muricans are sleeping and europoors are mostly working.

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>>143853705
I thought I'd never care for a genderswapped Mettaton
But that hair
That expression

>>143853848
>any time people discuss the game large arguments start up

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figure out my secret, /utg/

>>143853845
i do already have a thing for five of the bunnies in game

>>143853936
As yuropoor, I should be working.

>>143853936
>europoors
TRIGGERED
What about us people posting during work?

>>143853936
>europoors are mostly praying while facing mecca
fix'd

>>143853845
how about mettabelly

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>>143853936
>sleeping

HAH

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>>143854089
I actually have some saved.


Why

>>143854113
charafags are proven weirdos that dont need sleep, we know you guys are still here

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Crazy kids screaming and yelling outside sounding like they're in trouble

Turns out they were just fucking around

Not literally

>>143853973
It's okay to be gay, Anon. We'll accept you here.

>>143852320
It IS needlessly verbose and retells a story no one needs to be retold, but I do like the take on flowey's broke mind and there are some creepy mood changes in there.

>>143854332
this happens literally every day in my neighborhood except sometimes they are actually fucking or shooting someone. i hate this place

>>143854453
Detroit?

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>>143854332
>>143854453
>living in rural German town where nothing ever happens except an ambulance maybe twice a week

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>>143854453
Where I used to live there was a lot of shooting, but not a lot of screaming. Or at least not very loud screaming.

>>143854576
oh god no its not that bad. just a shitty place in california
>>143854585
lucky
>>143854586
oh shit

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I forgot to mention the drag racing too, but they decided to drop by.

>>143854585
The city has it's advantages but this sounds godly right now.

muppet tale
>bert and earnie are sans and papyrus
>King KERMIT and Miss Piggy

>>143854794
Especially because all the temples to Beelzebub and Behemoth here.
Read: restaurants. Lots and lots of restaurants, especially for such a small town. Right next to each other, too.

>>143853973
you're a weak shit who uses lower case

* Swallow

>>143854634
>California
I used to live there, born there in fact. Though my family moved to Yurop while I was a kid.

>>143855089
its always good to swallow your food before talking, im proud of ya anon
>>143855135
oh cool, socal or norcal?

>>143855221
Norcal IIRC, I was 5 so I don't remember much.
Well not much besides an incident in the backyard involving iguanas.

>>143853929
Turns out nobody was interested in being fooled by this display of greek bedroom wrestling!
Everything turning out just fine!
You and Papyrus having another round of greek bedroom wrestling that night!

>>143855295
sounds like an interesting story but since youre a northerner i dont wanna hear jack from you

>>143853973
I can't get the part between es and un right.

>>143852320
I like it so far! Even a cursory glance is enough to tell you've got a much better way with words and while this so far is a scenario we've seen told in some ways, I really like the rather sinister tone the second half has. It's ominous, for lack of a better worda and promises very little good, if any at all.

I'd be very interested in seeing more from you! Please keep writing!

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>>143855420
I's not that exciting, just the reason why I get freaked out by lizards sometimes.

>inb4 alphys

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>>143855535
Lizards don't freak me out nearly as much as scalefags.

>>143855535
i get freaked out by bugs so dont feel too bad

>>143855442
Seems you can just search for it anyways. Not interested in downloading this thing. Going through Wingdings was amusing at least, so there's that.

>>143855743
Hi.

>>143855743
DELETE THIS

>>143855761
sup?
>>143855789
ok

>>143855836
Not much. Another two hours at work. I think a few people here went to that RP thing that was posted earlier. How are you?

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>>143853165
I'll help a little!

>>143853936
Well I was out jogging and playing videogames since I'm on vacation but yeah us europoors should be working right about now.

>>143853973
I wait for the day when we just start talking in wingdings.

>>143855895
I'm also clocking out in a few hours. I'm feeling fine and dandy.
I'll make some music for you boys when I get home, maybe a waltz version of Alphys.

>>143855937
>I wait for the day when we just start talking in wingdings.
It wasn't as annoying to read as I thought it would be after getting a few characters down. Still not exactly something I'd like seeing en masse though.

>>143851859
>Hotline Miami

Uhh... I think Chara will be pleased at least.

how do you guys do it

how do you stick with something for so long after you've exhausted all content and there isnt updates anymore

how do you put so much effort into enjoying something that is finished and not get sad?

>>143855937
You're back! Here's the song.
http://picosong.com/BWvh

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My little brother is being a retarded teenager and trying to make vague generalizations without specific examples that he thinks applies to everything while getting more and more upset and saying I have PTSD or something stupid shit.

As humorous as it is when I'm trying to convince him I'm not mad in the least bit and just want him to stop arguing with people at 3 in the morning, it's kind of bothersome, because it's 3 in the morning and I'm trying to chill.

This is why I'm never having children.

>>143856006
Woah nice, I'm looking forward to it.

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>>143856158
im still slow at reading it and it takes me a second to realize which symbol is which, but i finally memorized which hand symbol means what. It takes me way too long to even read short sentences though so I wouldnt want to see it enmasse but it'd be good practice I guess.

>>143856168
determination.

>>143856327
where do you get that? honest question

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>>143855937

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>>143856378
get what?

>>143855385
Anon pastebinning the fun nice story!
http://pastebin.com/wmX8qEVj

>>143856473
>cuckold community
>reddit
If this is real I'm not surprised.
>>143855937
Can you actually post wingdings outside of images?

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>>143856473

>>143856473
>average dadfag

>>143856170
Fucking excellent man!

>>143856590
>i wanted to eat that child before killing him
>fuck me i need to make sure i'm more careful with the next one

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>>143856734
Frisk's soul breaks apart shortly after dying, because of Frisk reloading through Determination.
All previous humans are suggested to also have Determination.

>Asgore realising that if he kills the humans normally, their souls vanish too quickly for him to absorb!
>Asgore trying to keep the child weak, but alive long enough to kill them in melee!
>Asgore failing at this!
>Asgore distantly remembering that the human he is currently fighting died by his hand before, and he could not take their soul!
>Asgore trying again and again to capture a soul intact!
>Asgore finally resorting to eating the child while they're barely conscious, so that their soul is right next to his when their body fails!
>Asgore feeling sick all day from eating something not made of magic!
>Asgore having to dispose of the remains after digesting the human!
>Asgore not owning a toilet and having to relieve himself into the coffin intended for the human!
>Asgore groaning from the unfamiliar strain on his asshole!
>Asgore secretly enjoying the pressure of the shit against his insides!
>Asgore feeling guilty pleasure at shitting out a digested child!
>Asgore becoming less ambivalent about eating people live!
>Asgore getting more confident about fighting humans!
>Asgore using the power of the absorbed souls to make hunting for a meal easier!
>Asgore fighting Frisk with all six souls inside of him!
>Asgore utterly overpowering Frisk, but not killing them!
>Asgore cradling Frisk in his arms, lifting them up to his mouth!
>Asgore ignoring Frisk's horrified cries for mercy as he does his duty and his stomach does its job!
>Asgore wiping himself with Frisk's striped shirt several hours later!

>>143856763
>Not sewing Asriel's head on Toriel's body

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>>143856815
Oh boy stale pasta.

>>143855586
>implying everyone ever isn't rightfully freaked out by the undertale """"fandom""""
baka

>>143856714
Glad you liked it!

>>143856168
Because of the fun community. For the first few months it's because you liked the characters and the game. Then you just start to hang around because you like most of the people and the crazy things they come up with relating to undertale.

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>>143856880
Would you like me to write a new one?

>>143856887
We're not that bad :^)

>>143856835
people think youre kinda weird irl huh?

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>>143856887
>implying botposters aren't top tier

>>143856969
Not really, most of them think I'm a pretty stand up guy for the most part. I help others when I can, and generally work harder than most of my coworkers. At least according to my boss, but maybe she just says that to everyone. Friends, family, and coworkers I've been working with for a while know I can get a bit angry when dealing with idiots, but nothing exceptional.

That's the fun thing about the Internet.

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>73 images
>not a single Nicecream
tssk tssk /utg/ - I leave for over a week and this is what happened?

>>143857068
botposters are consistently pretty cool

>>143856898
Yeah the only downside is it's still short so I have to play it again and again constantly.

What is this save/reload method of getting the true pacifist ending on your first playthrough? I just started playing this game a few days ago, and I just beat Mettaton Ex (I did that 10,000 rating trick).

I've been meeting all the requirements so far for true pacifist (befriend Papyrus and Undyne, spare everyone) but I keep hearing how you need to have completed a neutral run first. But at what point do I reload my save file? I don't want to screw this shit up and lose everything.

>>143857390
You beat Asgore then OF. After that spare flowe and the game will start over on it's own after the credits. Then reset at the main menu.

>>143857390
What they mean is you naturally complete a neutral run while doing a pacifist run, so don't worry about it. Also, there's a million spoilers in here.

>>143857384
Since you've been a good anon and I have nothing to do this week, I'm going to make yet another one just for you.

>>143857540
>>143857497
I just don't want to play through the entire game all over again to get the good ending. I don't know how this resetting mechanic works.

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>>143851883
QUIET IS SHIT!
SHIT!

>>143857559
YouTube comments are retarded.
What else is new.
Even Twitch Chat is better.

>>143857605
You'll have to play all over again dude. Though there will be differences and stuff unlocked after the first run.

>>143857605
It's okay. It will be extremely obvious what to do, just keep going through the game. It's almost impossible to screw up from here on out, unless you go out of your way to.

>>143857605
You'll only need to reload from your last save file.

>>143857294
The gays and bis have been outed. We know you're all really straight now.

>>143857664
Well shit. I guess I'll just watch it on youtube or something, I don't have the time for another playthrough before summer semester starts.

>>143857748
Dude what.
It's like 2 hours at most.

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>>143857712
T-T-That's not true
Girls are icky and gross

>>143857710
This one here - you don't need to play through from the get go. You just load from the last room you saved in before the final boss.

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>>143857712
But anon I can't be straight if I'm attracted to MTT.

Is there any difference between soulless genocide and regular genocide?

>>143856815
I'm so fucking depressed that I wouldn't even care if Asgore ate me and I don't really like him.
Just fucking kill me for your own pleasure, anyone.

>>143858002
Chara mocks you for being too attached. Otherwise, not much.

>>143858002
Just Chara's speech in the ending.

>>143857996
I'm not sure how F2M counts here.

>>143858002
Chara calls you a weirdo at the end

>>143857748
Dude you're only a few hours away from the good ending. Keep going.

>>143858127
I haven't done this Alyphys date thing, though. Undyne won't call me to initiate the event. I'm saved right outside Asgore's house at the moment.

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I think Toriel is getting a little bit too into anime here.

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>>143857831
I wonder - would his dick be small and cute or impressive in length, just like himself?

>>143858194
Undyne doesn't call you. You need to drag your ass there yourself.

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>food is ready at the exact moment I have to poop
I would make Papyrus upset by letting the pasta cool like this.

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>>143858269
I reckon he'd be more of a bottom so dick size wouldn't be an issue
but yes small dicks a cute

>>143851859
>Persona Q

Toriel would have her hands full with taking care of a bunch of high school students.

>>143858342
Is he fat, or just scrunching his neck up like a turtle to produce a lot of fat rolls?

>>143858115
>F2M
Wut?

>>143858194
Have you fought Asgore yet? It's going to sound weird, but you have to do that first.

>>143858421
Female ghost to male robot.

>>143858495
>room was pink therefore ghost is a girl
wew lad that's pretty homophobic :^)

>>143858269
An x-ray image of that cart shows a human child inside, while Nice Cream Guy keeps dicking around.

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>>143858415
Burgerpants isn't fat - his head's just a weird shape and his expressionism is very cartoon-like and exaggerated

>>143858495
>implying
Where does it say Hapstablooks was a girl?
Besides dumblr.
He's just really gay.

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>>143858454
>>143858291
I backtracked all the way through the game, didn't get any calls. Pic related is where I'm at.

>>143858558
you need to beat asgore first. did you do that?

>>143858558
Yeah I made that mistake too, you have to beat asgore first then rest after OF.

>>143857603
Hehe, thanks.

>>143856537
>>143855385
Anon re-pastebinning the story because they fucked up copypasting at one place!
http://pastebin.com/rx1jd1VB

>>143858558
Go back to Snowdin, to skelehouse.

>>143858415
Burgerpants can canonically fold himself into various shapes.

>>143858558
Look man, if it's such a bother then beat the game once and take a couple days break off it or something. Then play the pacifist run. It's still got changed dialogue and the "puzzles" shouldn't take much of your time. You also don't need to explore anymore since you know where to go and the game will literally hold your hand throughout as long as you don't kill anyone.

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Good night /utg/.

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>>143858525
I wish I could be NCG's human child.
I wish I could be anyone's human child.

>>143858854
Anon I'm pretty sure you are someone's human child

>>143858853
Goodnight blob scientist

>>143858383
No they aren't. They are just pathetic.

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When is this form shown, when you kill them?

>>143858947
never

>>143858813
???
anon why are you encouraging him to play through the whole game again.
you just have to do the date after Asgore and the other shit.

>>143858947
Nowhere, it's all headcanons
My headcanon is that mettatons ghost form was fucking arnold schwarzenegger level buffghost

>>143858947

It's fan made, he's never out of his robot body.

>>143858947
Never, its just a fanon. I never understood why MTT have to be pink. Ingame everyone clearly address him as he.

>>143858994
Arnold Schwarzenegger does seem like a pretty happy dude. Fits with the happy ghost train of thought.

>>143858854
I wish I was somewhere else.

>>143858947
It's just fanon actually.
His name's Happstablook or Hapstablook because his room is named room_water_hapstablook and if you call Pap/Undyne while in his room that's what Papyrus calls him.

>>143858912
That's impossible, you aren't using words right. You can't be pathetic at something you have no control over. Idiots everywhere

>>143859046
>why MTT have to be pink
>everyone clearly address him as he
These two things are not in conflict.

>>143859091
Yes you can. Some people are just born pathetic.

>>143859046
When he was a ghost, everyone used "they". That's why some see his story as a metaphor of female to male transition.

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>>143859046
His EX form has pink, so why not pink ghostie?

>>143859140
Yea, this is not what i meant. Its like everyone imply that he is a girl, for some reason.

>>143859180
Wait, when did that happen in game?

>>143859180
But... then he was never female to begin with.

>>143859282
You have just as little proof of that as the people who state the ghost was female.

>>143856587

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does anyone have the image of sans as josuke?

>>143859225
You can buy a key from trash girls for 600 gold, enter his pink house near Blook's house and read his diaries.

>>143859282
Yeah. But he wasn't seen as a male by others, either.

>>143859361
Aren't ghosts techically genderless? Nothing down there really.

>>143859220
>Its like everyone imply that he is a girl, for some reason.
But no one does that.
He's just portrayed as girly because that's also what the game implies with the diaries and his whole room. That and his whole attitude and way of talking.

>>143859361
That doesn't seem like female to male to me.
Just because you're not male doesn't mean you're female. Especially non-humans.

>>143859163
Use words however you want then, animal

>>143859350
nice emoji

>>143859361
I can't see anything in the diaries about anyone referring to mettaghost as "they"

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>>143859358
http://m.imgur.com/a/MQv1v have a dump of Jojo Undertale images.
>>143859416
>>143859424
Let's just say mettaton is really gay and leave it at that.

>>143859493
>" But 'glory' doesn't mean 'a nice knock-down argument' "

>>143859180
>>143859225
Everyone used they for napstablook, like when Undyne said to cherish the ghost

>>143859505
Every wing ding is here the site just won't show them

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>>143859537
It's not in there... Oh, well. Thanks anyway.

>>143850610
where's the original?

>>143859523
I think Blook used "they" speaking of their cousin? But they could just do it as gender neutral, to avoid revealing who they're talking about.

>>143859424
Humans may have different genders, but most have some specific biological sex. That's why it's a metaphor. But it's a kind of an interpretation that doesn't affect that in canon he could at most transition from no gender to male. Just wanted to explain to the other anon where it came from!

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>>143859358
here you go

>>143859817
Awesome! Thanks.

Post what you're listening to /utg/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTBlKRzNf74

>>143859691
If you read the diaries, the issue was going corporeal

>>143859667
I don't know. Why don't you draw the rest?

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>>143859953
I AM STILL LISTENING TO THIS
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vHhWBcGhltc

HELP

>>143859953
My favorite song.
https://youtu.be/tEVyDmcF7u0

>>143860041
Correct, but we don't exactly have to worry about going from being incorporeal to corporeal in real life. Hence it's thought to potentially be a metaphor.

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>>143859953
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B99lU7AHzqM

It's interesting that Sans' Part 4-equivalent design was, quite literally, the result of a mistake.

>>143837290
oh!!! thank you!!

>>143859850
no problem

>>143859953
You're fucked
https://youtu.be/llyiQ4I-mcQ

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gimme requests

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>>143860235
Sexy rectangle with blookster

>>143860235
goat anon drawing

>>143860235
your oc having sex with asriel

>>143860071
You're beyond saving.

>>143860126
Nothing wrong with the song itself but that hippo man...

>>143860235
Asriel rubbing licorice behind his ears.

>>143860354
What's wrong with the hippo?

>>143860235
Draw those >>143859953 people but make the fat guy in the middle Frisk and the four dancers Mettaton.

>>143860235
Asrielle being force fed snail pie.

>>143860393
???

>>143860221
Jokes on you anon. I like the song.