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Autistic Waifu Edition

>Official Stuff
http://us.battle.net/overwatch/en/community/

>Official Comics
https://comic.playoverwatch.com/en-us

>The Oversheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/

>/owg/ ID List
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1f4jgjADsR1q3vjxS4SvLBaqvvnAcr0Pxg4ggs6_wObw/edit?pref=2&pli=1

>Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>/owg/ Survery
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1n4-Xcs6_u2-uPPNrSUYiyKhE1_xFxrt1NsgbsrSOw6w/viewform

>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/twRyTamX

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com

Previous Thread: >>143831675
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tracer
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i don't want to play it anymore
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Nerf McMeme
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OFFICIAL POWER LEVELS (Revised for autists) [Best to worst]

>God Tier (Good in any scenario)

McCree

>Top Tier (Good in most scenarios)

Mercy
Lucio
Reinhardt
Roadhog

>Great Tier (Good in a lot of scenarios)

Widowmaker
Tracer
Hanzo
Winston

>Okay Tier (Good in a few scenarios)

Soldier: 76
Bastion
Pharah
Zarya

>Low Tier (Extremely specific uses)

Torbjorn
Junkrat
Genji
Symmetra

>Shit Tier (Should almost never be used)

Zenyatta
Reaper
Mei
D.VA
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New skins, more heroes, and tweaks when?????
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>2gd, soe, seltzer all trying to stay relevant by latching on to overwatch
god dammit I had hoped that we would get new personalities with a new game
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>>143840628
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>>143840517
Traveling to Hanamura
Prepare to attack!
FUCK
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Post ships.
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>Overtime
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Once you hit level 31 its tryhard tourneyfag matchmaking.
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>>143840627
>Genji
>Low tier
kill youreself
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>backfill as 76
>win every time
I'm a man on a mission
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Haven't played much Overwatch since the game released, how's my Genji looking?
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>>143840641
soe is an enormous slut that fucks anything with a pulse and gets paid to play video games.
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I hope the next weekly brawl is a fun one
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Lucio

Auditiva or Synaesthesia?
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>level 70
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>>143840612
This.
I'm already getting tired of playing and it's only been a week. hell, I wasn't even a beta player. Maybe I just need to take a break, but still. It's really lacking in genuine content.
The game is just too fucking shallow in its current state. I hope Blizzard has a big content patch planned for it within the next few months.
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>>143840707
>literally useless against even the slightest sign of competence
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>>143840658
>Traveling to Temple of Anubis
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>>143840517
I never cared about asses until I met Widowmaker desu. I was always a breastfag.
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>>143840628
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>regularly group with friends, we do so tonight
>we won not one single game the entire time

I honestly, truly wish I had the mindset of 'it's just a game who cares' because getting stomped over and over and over and over and over is not at all my idea of fun but apparently that just doesn't fucking bother anyone but me. I just can't fathom how you can keep having fun losing all the time but I guess I'm just an autist.
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Question: The game sets up this whole story with OverWatch and omnics and blackwatch and all that shit.

But why are all these people push a truck through these places. TF2 had very little story, but most of it was why you are pushing a payload and capping shit. Why are we pushing a pickup truck around the world? Why are reaper and junkrat and soldier 76 working together?
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>>143840667
I just stopped questioning what I decided to ship a while ago.
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I like TF2 more. Character match ups didn't feel as dominating, and I felt like it was much more possible for a single player to carry a team. In OW, a lot of characters cannot do much to improve their odds in certain situations- Winston can pretty much only hold W and M1, maybe throw his shield down if the duel is challenging, or jump away if the situation is insurmountable. You do not win, your character does. A lot of characters flat out cannot possibly kill a decent Tracer. A lot of characters cannot possibly muster the DPS to kill Winston before they die.
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>>143840627
>revises his shitty list
>tracer that low
>zarya that low
>symmetra that low
>pharah that low
>roadhog that high
>torbjorn that low

congratulations, you're still a retard. kill yourself, retarded faggot.
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>>143840760
>if I keep posting it something will change.

It won't.
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HOW DID THIS HAPPEN
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>>143840760
how is it that you're only concerned about content. like wtf so much shit needs to be fixed and that's what you're upset over.
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>its a genji damage reflected score card
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you guys ever wonder if you're just really good at the video game?
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>accidentally ult in base or some other stupid time
>leave in embarrassment
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>>143840851
>it's another "WHY ERRYWUN DO THING IN GAME????" episode

these posts happen every fucking thread holy shit
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>>143840920
>No one plays support
>You pick support
>You also subconsciously crave dick
It was inevitable.
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>>143840749
Saw a 70 and a 71 today. wonder when I'll see a 100
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>>143840627
This is the worst fucking list I've ever seen.
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>>143840920
Congratulations you're a healslut.
Now start crossdressing.
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Question
How much healing with lucio is good in, lets say, a KotH map where we play all 3 maps?
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>have a friend
>shit at FPS's
>played 5 games of CS:GO and didn't get a single kill, he's that shit
>mains McCree
>20 hours on McCree
>refuses to believe McCree is broken
>thinks he's just really good at Overwatch and not any other FPS for some strange reason
>only other character he can use is Reinhardt
>tells me I need to stop relying on Tracer as a crutch cause she's broken

I hate my friends
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how do you see how many potg's you've gotten?
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>>143840827
I have pretty much stopped playing with my friends because they're casual shits who can't win a game if they tried.
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So /owg/ about when did you realize that picking Zarya is LITERALLY a FREE WIN against any team that wastes a slot on Bastion or Torb?
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>>143840987
The unrevised one was even fucking worse, somehow.
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>>143840558

>I love that this game may not be infected by the pandering shitty streamer mentality and applaud blizzard for not making changes based on complaints by losers like the leech streamers who just switch to new games to farm kids with their mom's credit card

>applaud blizzard for not making changes on complaints by losers

You go to the Blizzard official Overwatch forums.

Massive upvote threads:

>ADD LOOT BOXES TO BRAWLS
>NERF MEI
>NERF WIDOW
>NERF BASTION
>NERF TRACER
>NERF FUCKING MCCREE
>REMOVE LEAVER PENALTIES
>THIS COMMUNITY IS TOO TOXIC 4 ME!


The loser ideas are being noticed...and they'll probably nerf it since they're catering to the casual player, despite how eSports it's being pushed as.
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WHY IS MY MERCY RANKING GOING DOWN WHEN IM PLAYING NOTHING BUT MERCY AND GETTING 10K HEALS PER GAME

WHTA THE FUCK
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>>143840627
>versatility is the sole determining factor for how good a character is, not how effectively a character fulfills their intended role and contributes to the team
>Soldier 76 is good in "A few scenarios"
>soldier 76 under Hanzo and Roadhog
>Widow under Roadhog
>Junkrat in low
>Reaper in Shit Tier, Mei should "almost never be used" when she makes Hanamura B untakeable at a pub level
How long have you played this game? Are you intentionally baiting?
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>>143840905
>that low that low that low

They can't all be god tier you tard
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>>143840628
it hasn't even been a week.

chill faggot.
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>played in the betas due to friends giving me their accounts
>played the fuck out of the Open beta
>prepurchased the game and been playing it since the release
>friends already getting bored of it
>I'm not even close of considering stop playing it because I had over two thousand hours on tf2 playing the same content with the same nine classes and maps over and over again and I consider Overwatch a fresh look into team class shooters so I knew I won't be bored of it soon


Anyone else feels like this?
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>do an insane play
>get hyped
>do another insane play
>start freaking out because i might have lost my potg since I wasn't recording it
>got it anyway

phew
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how am i doin
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why is reinhardt so much fun
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>>143840627
I wish people would stop posting their Kotaku lists here
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>>143840975
n-no I don't
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>want to play
>know its just going to be widowshit and mcreeee
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>>143841128
What is Carbon Fiber D.VA
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I found McRee's counter

It's the Roadhog on your team that keeps hooking people you stun
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>>143841128
What is carbon fiber d.va or white hat McCree
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first for wanting to fuck loli d.va!
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>you'll never give D.Va the WHOLE HOG
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THIS GAME ABSOLUTE HAS FUCKING FORCED 50

>doing well as a team against some other teams
>get put up against some fucking ACE teams that combo ults like they're fucking psychic and cap anubis in a minute 30 before we can do shit
>cant even touch the point on attack, or if we do we're fucked by a FUCKING MASSIVE COMBO ULT SPAM

if you play as a random your team is dumb and you lose
if you play as a group you do ok then you get force50'd

fuck blizzard for trying to push this as competitive, i hope this gam fucking crashes and burns
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>>143841128
What is Tracer Sporty colors?
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>>143840905
Tracer probably is below Mercy, McCree, Lucio, and Reinhardt because she gets completely nullified by a McCree being played at an ape level or higher
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>>143841087
Gplay more
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>>143840829
what the fuck
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Torb is hilariously fun.

>>143841203
>tfw still sub 50
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>>143841106
nice strawman attack idiot.

your little list is still a piece of shit. sorry your feeling got hurts. actually, i'm not sorry. go fuck yourself, moron.
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>>143841156
>duplicate
Im so sorry

>>143841202
all that gloss makes it look tacky as fuck
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>>143841063
Zaryas bubble only absorbs 400 damage.

Bastion can pop that and kill her in 4 seconds
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>>143841128
>what is Auditiva Lucio
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>>143841150
>Stuttering
Come and soothe your big strong tank's staff.
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>>143841134
>only top 200

You're doing great, but you can still do much better. Don't stop improving.
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>>143841156
>Duplicate
Fucking L.O.L.
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>>143841128
Bundwheiser Reinhardt, I'm really surprised that's not a legendary since its not a simple recolor
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>>143840760
>>143840612
What, you don't like filing into a bastion/rein/mercy meat grinder if you make it past the junkrat dumping grenades into the only alternate route?

You don't like getting popped by a widowmaker the second you poke your head out of spawn? You don't like getting shot out of the sky by a toblerone's turret or an S-76 if you try to hard counter the rein/mercy/bastion with Pharah?
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McCree players are a cancer to this game.
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>>143841128

Carbon Fiber Genji, Regal Symmetra, Anubis Pharah.
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>>143841140
>worst to best
So they think D.Va is the strongest character? And 76 is weakest?

Fucking Kotaku.
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>>143840851
The game is like League and Smash Bros - not congruent to the actual lore, but a giant "what if" scenario where they all come to fight shit.

As for the maps, I've wondered about the stories behind them, too. I think the misson behind London's map is escorting or preventing some omnic EMP bomb to a terrorist organization. Hollywood is protecting some omnic director or movie star from an assassination. The Temple of Anubis is preventing the opposing team from hacking into its AI system. Dorado is escorting Los Meurtos drugs or bank hiest money back to the Vishcar corporation. Nubai is escorting or preventing Doomfist's guantlet from reaching Overwatch or some other Military organization - basically an extension of the plot behind the very first cinematic short.
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>>143841268
>implying Zarya's going to charge face first at a Bastion

You put on a couple of shields, peek a Bastion that'll shoot the people you shielded like an idiot, then waste him with full charge grenades.
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>>143841268
>not just peekshooting the shit out of him while taking 0 damage and getting buffed for free
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>>143840905
>see mccree
>move in
>he throws his skill grenade
>oops, tracer blinked
>oops, he's fucked

gee that was easy. sounds like you're just too stupid to know how to deal with mccree.
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>forced 50 isn't real
>check my win loss ratio
>literally perfect 50%
Well then
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The sad thing is that when they nerf McCree something else will take his place and everyone will get bored of it too.

At that point the only thing you can hope is that the dev rotates the game fast enough.
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>>143841038
>In a group with 3 other guys
>We all have mics
>We almost never communicate which partially my fault as well, I'll admit
>They never pick support, ever
>None of them
>I'd do it, but I'm busy being Reinhardt, who's equally necessary
>They don't even take advantage of my shield
I just added a bunch of people from the ID list, I hope they fare better. This is fucking infuriating.
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>>143840926
Those kinds of patches aren't difficult to do.

Also I sort of brought that up in my post by saying that only a handful of heroes are truly OP while too many are situational.
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>>143841038
Time to find new friends then
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>>143841454
>he can't m1 down a tracer
shitter
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>>143841140
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>>143841327

Calling it now. We're going to see nerfs to Junkrat, Pharah, Mei, Tracer, Widow and McCree with buffs to D Va and Zenyatta.
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>>143841128
am I the only one who actually DISLIKES Soldier's legendaries?

Bone is fucking badass though.
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>>143841156
thanks blizzard
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So this is where all the Quake pros went
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>>143840749
>Level 67 on my team
>They go widowmaker on attack
>They get countered by mei, mccree and other snipers
>They refuse to fucking change
Jesus christ.
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>>143841140
>this is actually real
Incredible. Also, OW is not remotely vibrant or full of personality, it's completely soulless.
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>>143841457
>doing well, winning several games in a row
>think I've finally escaped forced 50
>game starts putting level 10 people on my team
It's so blatant, how can they get away with this?
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http://www.planetoverwatch.org/
Lot of good information here
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>>143841113
I played Halo 2 on xbox split fucking screen for 2 years and thought that was the shit. I don't know why kids these days have such short attention spans.
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I knew as soon as I saw Widowmaker that she would become a problem as soon as tireless autists got really good with here.

Almost level 50 here, and every single Widowmaker tier is borderline aimbot tier at this point, I legitimately can't tell if they're cheating at this point. You can go 200 mp/h sideways and they'll headshot you out of the air.

It's only gonna get worse.

Balance patch when?
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>>143841128
What is Sporty?
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>>143841454
>hero does x
>other hero does x
>wow rekt

this is you right now
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>>143841478
There won't be one character that replaces McCree because no other character can instantly kill anyone for free at closer range. Nerfing McCree will make every other attacker more popular because they all have different strengths and can't be used right now because McCree shits all over all of them.
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>>143841221
this is for you:

>>143841454
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>>143841140
>Kotaku
>White men at bottom
>Women of color and gorilla at the top
why am I not surprised
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which one of you salty faggots goes by the name of Error
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>>143841517
>junkrat and Pharah

Nah they're fine.

I agree that the rest need to be nerfed though, along with Lucio.

And D.Va and Zen definitely need buffs.
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>>143841156
here's the close up view so you can laugh at me more
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You will all personally regret betraying Team Fortress 2. Gabe will not forgive so easily.
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>Mei's drone doesn't affect Junkrat's wheel
fucking bullshit
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>>143840760
>hell, I wasn't even a beta player.

I see why you're not feeling it after only a week

please fuck off
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>>143841156
I'm sorry
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>>143841298
I watch this gif for at least a minute and a half whenever it's posted
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>>143841140
The writer of this did not play Overwatch and just copy pasted the names of heroes in a random order to shit out an article.
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>>143841678

Pharah's already slated for nerfs to splash damage on the rockets. Junkrat needs the same, he's rewarded way too much for just blindly firing into a chokepoint.

Some of these problems could be alleviated if everyone actually had a limited ammo pool instead of infinite but since it's not limited things have be tuned around the idea that it's madly spammed.
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>>143841087
I know that fucking feel
>Was super high rank with Mercy
>Only play her even on maps where lucio was better like Koth
>I go down 100 ranks
What the shit.
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>>143841729
No anon don't
Sissy hypno stuff is real it'll mess with your brain
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>>143841679
>two of the worst skin in the game
GOD
DAMN
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>>143841683
pretty certain it does, his wheel even gets pulled into blackholes
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How do you see your # of PotGs
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>>143840628
You'll get pink eye doing that
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>>143841156
>Didn't get a single legendary until level 19
>It was fucking imp mercy, a shit skin for a character I fucking hate
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HELP
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>>143841525
I really don't like any of 76's skins other than Strike Commander, honestly.
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>>143840829
>Stonehardt and Thundercaller
Good day indeed
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>>143841780
>>143841679
>>143841267
>>143841526
>not liking sexy emo Cap.Janeway
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So, did some famous Youtuber play a game with his retard friends playing the same heroes during a game and won due to sheer luck?
Because I'm seeing a whole lot of 4-5 same hero teams now complaining that I'm a try hard for countering them or screaming that their counters are op.
Please don't tell me that some Youtuber did a game with 5-6 Symetras and won.
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>>143841113
It really scratches the itch that TF2 left once valve fucked the balancing up with all the sidegrades.

We really need more maps tho.
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Could someone post the full "neck yourself" comic please? I can't fucking find it
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>surefour isn't banned
>people are still defending him
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>>143841780
I'd argue the alternate color is even worse.
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>>143841683
Here you go
>>143841729
IGN cutie?
>>143841870
>Sexy
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What does /owg/ think of Zarya?
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>>143841156
Oh god I'm so sorry.
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>>143841749
Those are nerfs from 5 months ago retard. Pharahs splash damage on rockets is non existant and you are garbage if you think they need to be nerfed.
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>>143841754

more people are registering, so theres more people who were above you but just didn't register.
i went from rank 534 to rank 738 without even playing any games.
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>>143841896
> taimou still isn't banned
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nice comp balance blizz lmao
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>>143841630
McCree can still kill with a Fan the Hammer if Tracer gets close enough to do a lot of damage. If she doesn't he can pick at her with left click until she presses E. His flashbang recharges, too. Also, if McCree comes to expect you to blink behind him when you see each other, he'll play accordingly.
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>people give a fuck about eSports for this game

Just as bad as TF2 esport fags.
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>>143841621
>i'm too stupid to refute the point
>i'll just repeat what he said
>wow i'm butt hurt

this is you forever
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>>143841896
for real, how the fuck is he playing when he was so obviously aimbotting?
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>>143841958
no class stacking ruleset fucking when
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>>143841772
It's making me a better healer, though. Last game I healed 13k.
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>>143841997
seriously, the last competitive blizzard game was sc2

just play this game as a replacement to tf2
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>>143841997
>guys I play casually xD
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SHEEEIT NIGGA, how have I never tried this obese aussie before now? He's so much fucking fun. I expected a bullet sponge meat shield (which he is, don't get me wrong) but Roadhog is a fucking ASSASSIN. With a little bit of practice I've mastered hooking their Mercy out of the middle of a crowd and dragging her into a rape room to fill her with scrap and lock her in the spawn the whole game.

If you haven't tried Roadhog, do it now. He's so gratifying.
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>>143841502

can't. we're in a group because we're all equally unlikeable and the only people who can stand us is each other.
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>>143842007
>Mccree vs Tracer
>Just M1's her
>She does her dashy bullshit
>Throws it in her general area because it doesn't even need to be a direct hit to stun
>Fan
>Dies
wow I can do it too
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>Tfw your attacking team has a zenyata and a lucio
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>>143842076

Are you not watching this shit?

>2 or three of characters because lol composition
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>>143842069
Stop it anon
You're messing with your brain for better numbers in a videogame, you shouldn't be doing this
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>>143841946

>Pharahs splash damage on rockets is non existant

wot
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>>143841140
This is solid bait
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>>143841958
>blizzard
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If you're bored play a different hero, even if you believe you hate them.
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Is it just me or are the game modes boring to watch? There's like no room for noticeable strategy
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>friends don't play tf2
>friends play OW
>tracer gives me the same rush that scout has

I like some stuff better in tf2 but at least I'm having fun. I'm fairly certain future updates will make it better, and if blizzard stays true to their word on modding
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>>143842098
>doesn't even need to be a direct hit to stun
i always thought this was funny
it's a flashbang, it should flash, it's not a magical nervous system shutdown
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>>143842091
He's fun but if they counterpick you with a sniper or Zenyatta he can feel like the most worthless tank in the game.
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>>143841871
I think people have done all-as-one meme comps since beta. I mean who looks at this game and doesn't decide to go 6 Winston at least once

im not gonna bitch if they pick my counters though, getting cheesed isnt fun
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LMAO5TRACER
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>>143842115
I want to have a group with dedicated Lucio, Zenyata, and Mercy for every game mode ;_;
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>5 tracer 1 lucio
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>>143842162

Now 4 tracers on one team.
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why don't they go 4 winstons
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FIVE TRACERS
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>>143842091
Mah nigga!
Hooking bitches into pits.
Blasting faggots off of cliffs.
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>>143841140
>think to myself 'this is kind fucked up'
>realize it says worst to best

AHAHAHAHAHA

how could they possibly think d.va is the best?
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>Roadhog hook is hitscan
WHAT FUCKING RETARD AT BLIZZARD IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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I'm surprised there's co-op against AI that gives exp, too bad only 6 heroes have AI so far.
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>>143842297
>Wee!
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rate my reinhardt

>>143841598
halo 2 on xbox was the shit desu,

>>143841136
this, i like playing him aggresively, people rarely expects a reinhardt out of his comfort zone shielding his teammates and not attacking
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>>143842226
super boring. i dont know how anybody who was playing in the closed beta enjoys this game at all.
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>>143841128
chrome genji
carbon fiber d.va
horizon winston
woodclad torbjorn
defense matrix bastion
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how do I git gud with tracer
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>600 ping 40% packet loss six games in a row
>Retarded netcode predicting movements so ill be pressing w and rubberbanding sideways and shooting 3 times when I let click once
>Restart game
>Still bad
>Open CS:GO and play two comp matches
>40 ping 0% packet loss
>Overwatch still 300 ping 50 packet loss
>Restart Computer and Router, start up overwatch
>Perfect
>Next Game
>300 ping 50% packet loss
What the actual fuck I have tried to figure out anything that could even possibly cause this and have found fucking nothing, am I going crazy or has blizzard shipped yet another shit game with polish to please niggers and goyim.
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>>143842226
they're not boring, it's just that there's only two game modes. give me capture the flag or something, I don't give a shit if tracer is broken in it I just want to play anything other than attack/defend and koth
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>>143842315
you can coop against ai no idea if it gives xp though
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>5 lucios one tracer
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>>143841997
I actually kind of respected TF2 competitively. Most of the classes used involved skill. In this game Reinhardt, Winston, Lucio, and Mercy are all extremely common comp picks and can be played well by almost anybody after using them for four hours.
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>>143842192
if Pharah doesn't get a direct hit her rocket does 20-40 damage. If you aren't constantly landing direct hits you would be better off using Mercys pistol to do damage.
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>95% of characters are in Overwatch, a good-guy organization
>barely any bad guy characters
>everyone meets up to murder each other
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>>143842357
>over rank 1k

talk to me when you get sub rank 100 like our local d.va hero
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>>143842098
get a load of this retard struggle in his limp dick efforts at proving his point

holy shit this is embarrassing
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Can someone explain to me why going double X is so good?
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>>143842370
hunt down mercy, hanzo, torj and maybe lucio if ur aim is good
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tfw nobody to support for in AU ;__;
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Is Surefour still using aimbot?
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>>143842475
If you get a third X you get tic-tac-toe
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>>143842386
What the fuck this has been happening to me all day as well I thought I was going insane
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>>143842386
Try closing the battlenet launcher.
Hadabout 200-300 ping with 100% packet loss every so often, fucked up my charge lanes with Rein. Close the launcher now I play with 50 ping with only minor packet loss. No idea why it works, but it does.
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>>143842487
but don't junkrat and roadhog live there just ask them
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>>143842487
i play pharah and mccree is that good enough for you
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>tfw you're so god damn shit that Genji players actually kill you
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>>143842226
Sure there's strategy.
You get your healers and tanks and spam McCree.
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why does zarya's camo skin have pink hair

it makes me so fucking not happy
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How am I looking senpai?
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>team of 6
>2xmccree
>2xwinston
>2xlucio

nice competitive scene there blizzard
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>>143842389

We could just have Team Deathmatch really.
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What is this "Roadhog hook is hitscan" that I keep hearing about? It certainly doesn't feel like it.
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>>143842463
>Doesn't refute any points
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>>143842475
Some characters are blatantly better than others at similar roles.
Better to stack up on an amazing hero than use 1 amazing and one adequate.
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>>143842427

That's still a fair bit considering she can just pseudo-siege an area to make sure you take at least something away from the exchange.
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>>143842428
These "y r overwatch working with reaper/widow lol" posts will never be clever.
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>>143842436
but anon over rank 1k with just four hours must be good, right?

right?
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>>143842583
I can still see your name dumbass
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>5tracer
Cheers luv, the cavalry's here!
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>>143842549
yes anything
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>It's a Reinhardt charging off a fucking cliff episode.
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friendly reminder we're not going to get any nerfs or buffs till six months from now
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>>143842592
>2xscout
>2xsoldier
>1xdemo 1xmedic

nice competitive scene there riot
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>>143842652
Yeah I forgot to crop it, oh well
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Reminder that Widowmaker's ultimate has a duration of 15.5(fifteen point five) seconds, during which time you or your team cannot flank her and her team
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>>143842583
hi staplecrab
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>>143842406
It does, the training mode one doesn't though
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>>143842069

I NEED more titty mercy.
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>>143842583
did you forget to red-out your name in the top right staplecrab
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>>143842604
i know, you don't refute anything, you just throw a temper tantrum like a little bitch
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>>143842428
>a good-guy organization
wut?
weren't they supposed to be some kind of strike force to oppose the omnic invasions?
of course there are good guys in it, especially the figure-heads to show everybody how virtuous they are, but you'd think there would also be a non-negligible number of REMOVE OMNICS barbarian slavshits to make the heavy duties
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>They will never know how good it feels to carry as zenyatta
You all have my pitty
Hes the most fun and engaging support,
even if you might be a dumbass and try to 1 v 1 widows and hanzos, then complain how bad he is on 4chan
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so how should i go about killing myself?
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>>143842618
except her rockets are slow as fuck and the splash area is half the size of junkrats grenades. If the rocket doesnt land within 3 feet of the target it doesnt do any damage at all.
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>>143842592
yeah, what's the purpose of having 21 characters, when you only have 2 game modes and generic maps that aren't made to compliment certain characters.
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IF YOU HAVE AN AVERAGE WIN RATE ABOVE 60% POST IT
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This heal slut is getting to me, getting thanked for healing shouldnt turn me on
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>>143842658
I'll play with you then
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>>143842691
what autism is this?
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REMOVE
OVERTIME
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>>143842740
I have 53%

forced 50 getting rekt tb h
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>>143842641
WRONG!

to be great you have to be GREAT! sub 500 in 5 hours or bust!

good luck for your remaining hour, i totally believe in you!
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>>143842740
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>>143842718
>1HRS
>60MINS
Help my autism
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WHY THE FUCK CAN A SNIPER GO TOE TO TOE IN CLOSE COMBAT WITH AN OFFENSIVE HERO WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
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>shitters insisting on playing mercy when lucio exists

I will never get this meme
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>tfw banned CS:GO players are infecting Overwatch now

FUCKING WHY
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>>143842718
Probably by shooting a grenade at a wall
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>>143842763
What's your IGN senpai
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>>143842740
>early on, 33% win rate
>hating life in shitterville
>switch to tracer
>git gud
>63% win rate now
>mfw
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>>143842908
heal sluts want to feel pretty anon
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>>143842436
>sub rank 100 like our local d.va hero
Wait, there's another D.va bro out there?
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>>143842897
how the fuck you gonna lose to widow 1v1 as any offense hero

like full offense you must fucking suck
>>
Should you stop playing if you get killed by a Genji?
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>>143842897
poor balance, widowmaker's assault rifle is retarded and makes her objectively better than hanzo

not to mention quick sniping at short range and ults
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>>143842740
if anyone but the literal top of the pile has this high of a winrate, mm is broken.
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>>143842908
>posting redditfrog

You don't understand what website you're on either.
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so when they are going to let reinhardt stop his charge at will?

>>143842708
>people posting the oc i made

>>143842829
alright anon, i wont stop until i get to be the best reinhardt from this general, i wont fail you
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>>143842897
because widow needs that assault rifle that does 130dps
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>>143842908
lucio is fucking boring ass-cancer
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There exists a universe where McCree is easily the worst character in the game and everybody wishes for him to get some buffs.
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>>143842841
props for making it look legit
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>>143842908
lucio is boring as shit
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>>143843000
looks like the healslut got triggered real hard
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>>143843000
Excuse me but pepe is a classic 4chan meme
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>>143842740
>tfw 58.6%
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>>143843052
Symmetra ruins every game, her shields make it so nobody ever dies and her turrets take too many shots to kill

Lucio buffs when?
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>>143842908
>Not just having both
>Everyone dies
>Mercy ultimates
>Lucio ultimates straight after
>Enemy team is double dead
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how do u guys feel about this?

>https://www.sankakucomplex.com/2016/05/30/blizzard-purging-all-overwatch-porn/

Personally im upset they are removing my mei and dva SFMs.
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>>143843054
https://masteroverwatch.com/profile/shared/ccfc8748b5daab8a

?
>>
>>143842841
[x] doubt

>>143842961
so it's a matter of getting good at specific pivotal characters (like widow or tracer) to just carry most games?
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>>143843095
>turrets take too many shots to kill
Look in the general direction of the sentry and it's dead, fuck off shitter
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>>143843095
>Lucio buffs when?
Fuck off cancer, Widowmaker is literally unplayable right now, they REALLY need to buff her chargetime/SMG.
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>>143842969
reporting in

how you gonna be like 50 ranks higher than me with 40 less golds and lower stats tho i smell somethin fishy
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>>143843173
>literally being retarded
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>Haha! Time for Overwatch
>Find a game
>Enter
>See this

What do?
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>>143840517
TRACER MAINS

WHERE WE AT FAMILY?

>they don't play as tracer
>they don't play as overwatch's most iconic figure
>they don't play as overwatch's main character

SHITTERS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

C A V A L R Y F A M 4 L I F E
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>>143842171
But I'm finally getting good, anon! Please, let me have this~
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>>143843095
>her turrets take too many shots to kill

Learn to aim and not panic when one starts hitting you. They melt once you figure out where they are.
>>
Alright faggots. Ive played blizzard games all my life. What the fuck makes you want to play this over priced garbage? Its a fucking remastered team fortress. For fuck sakes whats the draw? Why would you waste the money?
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>>143843208
Pick Widowmaker too.
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>>143842370
Tracer's first barrier to entry is reaction time. Improve your reflexes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3cWTxvyKpA
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>>143840627
>mei that low
>dva that low
>genji that low
>junkrat that low
>soldier that low
kill yourself my friend
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>>143842357
Did I do good?
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>>143842959
grazer 11436
>>
>>143842969
>>143843178
wait actually how you gonna be 4k less score than me and 40 ranks higher what the heck is happening
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>>143842357
I'm guessing you're more offensive while I'm more defensive.
Nice damage output.
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>>143843178

Master Overwatch sucks.

Look at his score, it's lower. Also time of screenshot.
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>>143843169
>so it's a matter of getting good at specific pivotal characters (like widow or tracer) to just carry most games?

yep. welcome to life as a winner. everybody else is just coming along for the ride.
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>>143843162

i mean can they even do this if no profit is being made? technically its fan content.
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>>143843251
this, don´t even try to carry the shitters
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>tfw good zenyatta
>people always blame me for shit just because they've had bad experiences with zenyattas
>onetime had most damage and healing and was told I was the reason we lost
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>>143843206
>be winston
>hold down lmb for 1 sec
>every sentry in the area is gone
t. normie
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>>143843162
Download them while you can
>>
>>143843313
wow that's hot fucking garbage game design
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>>143843292
>>143843178
I'm EU, might have something to do with it.
And the picture was taken yesterday.
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>>143843335
something about muh copyrighted head meshes

it will be fruitless though, you can't shut down porn made by semi-anonymous authors, only shit like patreons and stuff hosted on big websites
>>
>>143843335
on a lot of this profit is being made. when the artist makes scenes for commissions, then the whole artist can be flagged for dmca
>>
>join a team of Rank 30's and 40's
>attacking a team of rank 5-20
>get completely curb-stomped and can't even touch the first point of Hollywood
This is the definition of having no life. Getting your rank into the 40's this fast and still being complete garbage at the game.

I just wish this game had normal scoreboards like other shooter games. Maybe these people are being too coddled by Blizz to realize how bad they are. They need a wake up call. Something at the end to show them they paid 60$ for a game that they place last in.
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how do i gengji
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>>143840792
only won once as an attacker in Anubis
a Winston called to group up and everyone actually did it
>the mad men
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Sorry to ask, but can over watch on ps4 be played split screen in anyway?

You wouldn't believe it, but I can't find an answer on Google. Every link was talking like it hasn't been released yet.
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>>143843383
You honestly don't get it, do you? You just can't read English.
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Am I cool, senpai?
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>>143843416
that would explain it

NA confirmed for more cutthroat competition.
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>>143843401
that's like complaining that life is poorly designed because you can't be an expert in every field

practice makes perfect, putting lots of time into one class makes you exponentially better at it
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she high af lmao
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>>143843453
Or Blizzard could just not be retarded and match people with similar MMRs instead of by winrate.
>>
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>>143843383
>>143843173
it's bizarro overwatch where everything is backwards
>>
>>143843238
It's fun.
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>>143843363
>pick Widow on KOTH
>snipe two people immediately, run on the point, gas someone and SMG them down
>die
>fuck yeah, got three kills and capped half the point, easy game
>rest of the team is off dying on some flank route to some Genji
>everyone respawns
>"widow switch we don't need a sniper, bad class"
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>>143843582
wut.
is there a Mercy and where do i buy her?
>>
>>143843496
No.

Cute cat by the way.
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>>143843582
Thats actually really neat
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>mfw I realize mei is actually pretty fun
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>>143843165
>battletag hidden
at least you admit to playing with a 6 stack
>>
>>143843478
Learn to poke.
Practice moving about with his wall climb and jump.
Learn when to time deflect.
Learn to do the RMB > melee > dash combo
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>friends all main random offense heroes & snipers
>be the only person among a literal dozen that plays tanks or supports
>end up doing so every game
>spend 80% of my time with my ass parked on the objective while they run around TDMing, win or lose
>>
I would have sexual intercourse with d.va

Mech included.
>>
>>143840628
How fucking ADHD is this generation? Go pop a Ritalin and play the game. CS 1.6 didn't get updated until source and we all played and we all liked it.

Get fucking focused you me generation faggot.
>>
>>143843679
why would you ever want to play this on your own
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>>143843219
She's so much fun, but goddamn am I bad at her.
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>tfw acting like a total slut while healing as Mercy
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>>143843664
I enjoy standing right in front of my victims and staring into their eyes for the quarter-second it takes for my icicle to build up.
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>Widowmaker mains actually exist
I don't get this shit.
You could do this exact same fucking thing in any other game with guns. Literally any game with guns you can have your stupid fucking boring gun that functions in the exact same way: Click people and they just die instantly.
Even in a game as different as Overwatch you still insist playing like that.
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>>143843748
Why would you feel pride about beating randoms with a 6-stack?
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>>143843734
To be fair with how few maps and gamemodes there are (and how similar they are on top of it) wanting more content to do it perfectly justified
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>>143843162
It sucks but it seems like its some copyright troll company working on Blizzard's behalf and they're going overboard
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>people complain about mcfuck but not soldier's ability to kill other heroes in less than a second
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>>143843721
>you will never dick d.va in her mech while her on board powered dildo machine pound your anus and make a new hole under your sack

what's the point of living
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>>143843783
This is why the block function exists
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>>143843679
>thinks solo queue means anything at all

It's a team game, 6v6. If you solo queue you might as well just roll some dice.
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>>143843208
Leave.
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>>143843817
Soldier is fine.
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>>143843817
mcree has like triple the DPS of 76
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>>143843796
most of the people we play against play in a team, and the person asked for people to post their above 60% win rate so I did
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>>143843803
Yeah sure more content is nice. The game is less than a week old and most games used to go YEARS without extra content being added and were perfectly playable.

Its not a valid fucking excuse. Most of these autists are from TF2 and played on 24/7 2fort servers out of choice and are complaining that the 15 or so maps and 3 game modes aren't enough.

Its fine right now. Polished and well done. Competitive is coming and the game is quick and enjoyable.
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>>143841032
I get around 11k-13k on 3map koth as lucio
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>>143842740
what's the fucking point?
you can leave a losing game and it won't count as a loss.
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>>143843796
It's not about pride, it's about playing the game. You know, communicating, talking to each other, coordinating flanks and ults, discussing class changes. Solo queue isn't even playing the game, it's just watching random shit happen.
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How the fuck do you aim at heads and be useful?

I want to actually be a good McCree instead of a shitty one.
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>>143843654
Thanks, her name is Saffi.
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>>143843537
no i mean that one character can have such a significant impact on the entire team's performance
especially considering you've gotten less than a week of practice on that character
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>>143843840
Dice would imply randomness. Blizzard is going to forcefully make you eat shit if you are winning too much.
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>>143843894
If a game is released with low content then there's nothing wrong with quickly starting to want more.
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>>143843803
to be fair, talking like a faggot doesn't make you right lmao
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>Tfw Mercy and Medic from TF2 would literally make the perfect couple

>Medic would be inspired to act super manly to impress a beautiful woman
>Would mess up somehow with the doves or some shit
>Mercy would think it's unnecessary but kind of cute in a weird way

>Mercy would like Medic's intelligence and maturity, a little annoyed by his childishness, and secretly frightened by his chaotic medicine
>Would gently nudge Medic away from mad science

>Medic would make cheesy doctor-related jokes and Mercy would roll her eyes but secretly be delighted

>They're both kinda middle-aged, so it works out

They were meant to be, weren't they?
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>>143843768
it's alright, luv.

practice makes perfect. remember: tracer rewards people who know how to be annoying. you are, for all intents and purposes, the team's designated shit poster.

we're gonna make it, fellow cavalry family.
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9 out of 10 times I am the shittiest Hanzo player online and totally get why most people shit on him. Then there is that one golden moment where the stars seem to align and I take the point, defend it against an assault and actually manage to kill the other team by myself.

It is moments like those that keep me going and remember that I am having fun. I just need to somehow get that gud all the time, or even half the time.

Anyone else have this problem with some other characters?
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>>143843953
if youre winning too much you get pitted against better players. SOunds like good mm to me.
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so how does this matchmaking work?

why am I in a game where our lowest player is 4 and a 6 while their lowest is a lvl 26?
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This heal slut is getting to me, getting thanked for healing shouldnt turn me on
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>>143843981
>>Tfw Mercy and Medic from TF2 would literally make the perfect couple

Medic is like a genuine psychopath.
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>>143843789
In other games people don't get so mad
that's why it's fun doing it on OW

Then you report them for harassment and they get a ban, delicious.
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>on attack
>the team was: hanzo, two widows, a bastion, and a mercy
>at temple of anubis

my team lost and I can't figure out why
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>>143844007
Except that isn't how it works. You aren't going up in the MMR ranks and being grouped with better people. You are being saddled with terrible teammates and expected to carry them while the enemy team is just saddled with one shitter who needs a winrate boost.

Only an idiot would think this kind of matchmaking is good.
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>>143844072
I heard you the first time you faggot
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https://masteroverwatch.com/profile/pc/us/Getnerded-1450/heroes/9

This is the #1 Widow on the website

Look at these averages

Master Overwatch confirmed for completely useless at gauging skill.
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I'm gonna start adding all the mercy player's I see who don't have guy's names and hope they're faggy sissies or traps (or actual girls..) so I can humiliate them for being healsluts ingame.
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>win in 3:01
>people say gg
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Someone posted last thread about sucking with zarya m1. Lower your sensitivity. I have mine down at 5 and sometime even that feels too low.
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>>143844003
Don't pick hanzo you fucking faggot, you fucking make the team lost the fucking gane
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>>143843391

lol, she crosses her legs in that position which is only done during sex(especially in this case sense crossing her legs while getting in her mech like this is very dangerous) and they have the nerv to remove porn despite having all of these sexual innuendos in their game themselves.(lets also not forget the masturbation meme)

Blizzard is the biggest hypocritical company in the world atm.
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>>143841026
>other healsluts don't crossdress already
this can't be true, can it?
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>>143843796
some people apparently take pub very seriously

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1LFzc0wFTTG-0_9Q53phYQv4pyjJh1W9wU9Z8Z_9RrCQ/edit#gid=0
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>>143844154
it's just being polite
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>>143844090
>Mercy experimented on both Genji and Reaper
not that guy, but Mercy's hiding the crazy, so they're closer than you think.
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>>143844108
it's the hanzo
it's always the hanzo.
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>>143844139

score is literally just how much you play
if youre a loser and played one main nonstop
then youre up there
so anyone who bragged in these threads should probably commit sudoku
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>>143843280
>14,315 damage done
fucking nice

>>143843298
yeah but our stats are still pretty close except from the eliminations, at first i started playing defensive but when i realized that depending on my teammates sometimes wasnt the best idea i started scoring more eliminations, this is one of my favorites play of the game btw, and it started out as a flank

>>143843817
some soldiers dont realize that they can pretty much delete a d.va mecha with one clip and a helix rocket, yet some soldiers cant even take care of simple level one turrets, so im not surprised
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>>143844072
Nice blog, I think the place you're looking for is called tumblr
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WHO DOES THIS
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>>143844072
good girl
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>>143844161
*high
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>>143843162
Blizzard is full of LITERAL faggots.
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>>143843928
You may need to lower your sensitivity, and practice
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I'm not a heal slut!

It's not my fault you fags are too retarded that you need someone to babysit you
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>>143844090
Right, but that's the point - they both internally like healing and helping people out, but Medic can be chaotic about it and Mercy is more pure.

They balance each other out. But I think they would have an inverse effect on each other - Medic would bring out Mercy's crazy, and Mercy would keep Medic calm and level-headed.
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>>143844219
the same guy who plays mei and blocks my deadeye
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>>143844208
>website owner just needs to divide the score by hours played to make it relevant
>they never do because winrate and kda is much more important
>>
https://soundcloud.com/playoverwatch/wemovetogetherasone

OH LET'S BREAK IT DOWNNNN
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>>143844165
I only play him in pub's when I don't care. If I want to actually win then I pick someone else. Sometimes it is about having fun anon.
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ALRIGHT

WHEN ARE THEY GONNA FIX WHERE TARGETS LAND AFTER A HOOK

NOT JUST THE SMALL TARGETS
IM TALKIN FUCKIN EVERYONE

I HOOK EM AND THEY LAND OUT OF VISION DOING A FUCKIN MOONWALK AROUND ME

FIX THIS SHIT
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>>143841026
>tfw submissive
>tfw supporting is boring as shit
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I want to __be__ Mercy!
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>>143841156
I feel your pain, anon :(
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>>143843208
Go Reinhardt and pray
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>>143844109
no, actually you just play against better players
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>>143844325
The same Mei that locks me in a room with Roadhog and Genji as tracer.
>Brazzers.png
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>>143841026
thanks for the uncropped picture anon, exlinks is the best
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>tfw 30 coins away from my legendary Mercy skin
Should I go with Devil or Imp?
I like Imp because it reminds me of pic related.

>>143844389
But that's the good skin, you idiot.
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>>143840517
>there are people who think theres ONLY one way to get around a situation and will get pissy if people don't apply to their meta
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Is it possible to deflect Hanzo's arrows with Lucio's soundwave?

I swear to god I've done it several times with his ults.
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>>143844472
Valkyrie
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>>143844364
It's really not funny for the team. I hope you aren't those who just spam arrows until the ultimate.
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>>143844472
>But that's the good skin, you idiot

I had no idea, anon-kun
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>>143844165
I wouldn't even main Hanzo even though I'm utter shit at him if it wasn't for people like you always getting so pissed and calling me a fucking faggot, making tryhards mad just feels way better than winning games desu
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who is closest to pic related in gameplay?
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>>143844472

source?
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How long do you have to play until you leave the kiddie pool?
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Do custom games really have a 60 tickrate? if so are there any inhouse matches going on?
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>win a lot of matches in level 50
>suddenly the game put endless waves of level 12 tracers on my team

forced 50/50 rate hitting me hard lads
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>>143844472
... that's a boy
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>>143844389
>zarya's best skin
>one of widowmaker's sexy voice emotes
>cool torbjorn spray

that's a good haul, bruh.
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>>143844295
Yeah! It's not like I'm doing this because I want to, but seeing you all acting so pathetic...
No, you don't need to thank me...
O-Oh... Well it's nice that my efforts are appreciated I suppose...
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>>143844295
reminder that the path to victory isnt ssssick playzzz but rather coralling your herd of retards toward the objective without actually telling them
if you TELL them to go to the objective they'll get offended because they think you think you're better than them (which you probably are)
instead, pick mercy and gravitate towards the objective
then when your team gets inevitably wiped by ~4 ultis, resurrect them and watch them go
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>>143844551

succubus (male)
>>
Zarya + Bastion is such a disgusting combo
>they commit to killing Bastion
>E him
>both of you can now clean up
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>>143844472
sigrun
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>>143844564
>implying /owg/ would know
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>>143844548
tracer
genji
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>>143843862
>>143844394

We actually won.

But they changed characters during the game.
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>>143844371
>playing lucio
>get hooked 5 times by the enemy roadhog
>every single time I end up either behind or above him
>survive every hook
That poor bastard.
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>>143844574
yes they do, but only if select it
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>>143844601
It's a succubus (male)
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>>143844413
That isn't what is happening at all. You are actively being put with people who have a lower winrate because of how high yours is. It's the reason it goes from stomp to stomp every game. You are either the jackass who has to carry a team of retards or on a team with an idiot who needs his stats boosted.
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>>143844537
>tryhards
Just stop
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anyone have a group of 6 wanna scrim with another group?
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>>143844472
>mentally unstable faggot thinks russian shemale looks good
Who would've thought
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>>143844472
Go with Imp so you can say "WELCOME TO IMP ZONE" every game
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Rate my PotG
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>>143843428

seems to be off Porn MD too. it use to be the number 1/2 trended search on there.
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>>143844640
a male succubus is called an incubus
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>>143844594
Can some one actually confirm this? Does the game actually do this?
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a MEI zing.
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>>143844472
>not getting sigrun or valkyrie
>>
>fight a Junkrat on the point in Illios
>suddenly I'm just stunned and he blows my shit
>wonder what the fuck just happened, no idea if Junkrat even has a stun other than his trap
>watch the killcam
>I just randomly get stunned mid-fight, their McCree nowhere to be seen

I'm still upset about that.
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>Reinhart flys off after a junkrat
>McMeme chases a genji across the map
>I have two single didget level tracers
>I'm alone on the point as mercy.
>I've got you in my sights
Please someone add me to the list. I need competent friends.
MurakumoXII#1196
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>>143844548
tracer

but I really like reaper as a scout player
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>>143844641
Hmm, everyone in this thread always talks about how they're the target of Blizzard's super secret conspiracy to put 5 retards on your team. But nobody ever talks about being one of the 5 retards and having one player carry you. Funny, that.
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>>143844640
Oh look, it's retarded
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>>143844709
But he's not a male succubus. He's a succubus (male)
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>play Zarya
>hit entire enemy team with ult
>my teammates brutally murder everyone
>one of them gets PotG for it
>I don't even get a card
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>aimlesly charge at reinhardt hoping that ill pin someone
>somehow pin a tracer that's nowhere close to me after i pass her
>i didnt had shadowplay active so i lost the clip
>check my highlights
>for some reason blizzard saved that exact moment as one even tho that was the only kill i made on that clip

arent highlights suppose to be your potg that dont get featured?
and how the fuck this tracer got pinned she was not close to me at all, did i caught her on the blink animation?
>>
>>143844651
What, you don't like being called a tryhard?
>>
So I'm pretty fucking sure the forced 50% winrate shit is real

I played a bunch of games with 5 of my friends, we won all of them. We noticed enemy team's levels started going up but we still won.


Then a couple of them left and the rest of us queued up and we started getting level 1 and 2 teammates, or utter mouthbreathers that couldn't hit a shot or pick a hero to save their life.

We won 8 games in a row as a 6 man.

We lost 7 in a row after they left.

All of our win percentages evened out at around 55% and then we started getting winnable games again.

Lesson of the day? Wait for ranked or queue as 6. Nothing else.
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>>143844691

you died so ill give it a retard/10.
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>>143844472
Amber is Mercy's best skin
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>>143844768
>you learn something new every day
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>>143843262
>everyone that low
they cant all be high you tard
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>>143844532
No, I am usually the only person actually defending/attacking the point, usually unsuccessfully. It isn't competitive play and they are pub matches, why do you care? Did you get burned by too many people doing the same thing? Maybe you should try it sometime anon. You might have some fun.
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>>143844325
This is so upsetting
>our Mei pushes all her buttons as soon as she's attacked for the all game
>throws walls around completely erratically whenever she's suffering damage
>last defense point on Cyka factory, most of the enemy team is in the central corridor
>be Reinhardt, flank them all and earthshatter the place from their backs
>suddenly Mei wall between me and the enemies just as the animation finishes, earthshatter denied, control point lost
Some people are really lucky there isn't friendly fire in this game
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So is mei a good all around pick>

Just feels like that wall is too strong to pass up no matter what you're doing. Just slice the enemy team in half or cuck the living shit out of camping bastions. Plus the freeze ray feels so comfy to use. No long do I have to give a shit about bullshit skippy fast champs. Just spray the general area and head shot them.
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>>143844780
the amount of times I've been charged instead of the target he was aiming for booty bothers me
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>>143844723
There isn't actually any way to prove it but as everyone who has played the game will tell you it totally does do it.

It was made in such a way that you are expected to have a 50% chance to win any given match. What stupid metrics the game uses to determine that I have no idea. Because it ends up in one side being raped to death by the other every time.
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>>143841156
>Duplicate
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>>143844785
I'm not
and i don't really know what it truly means
>>
>>143844816
if it was all gold it would be, i dont like the yellow
>>
OVERWATCH DID 9/11

TRACER WAS FLYING THE PLACE, SHE REVERSED TIME AND ESCAPED AT THE LAST SECOND

SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS
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>>143844849
mei is an OP whore and you should feel bad about playing her
>>
>play with group of three other friends
>two main D.Va and the other only plays Torb/Bastion regardless of offense/defense
>I'm forced to healslut while they go be useless
>they blame whoever joins for losing and not their garbage tier picks
Just fuck my shit up desu senpai
>>
>>143844849
I always pick her for Volksaya Defence when I'm not forced to heal. She's god tier at point 2.
>>
>>143844746
Not that guy but I can speak from experience that the game sometimes gives you low level players (I'm talking shit like level 4 even) and the opposing team will have players somewhere around level 30-40. I haven't lost all the games where this has happened but it's a really fucking weird design choice.
>>
>>143844962
I know that feel all too well Anon.
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>>143844960
What could they possibly nerf?

Her right click is already difficult as hell to land and the left is a damn near melee range weapon as it is.
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>Taunts 250
Fuck
Hero intro or taunt for Reinhardt?
Also, Legendary or Flex?
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>>143844962
have you called them out on it though
>>
Healslut meme is so fucking annoying.
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>playing with my shitter friends is only moderately better than playing with pubs

How do I instill in them the wisdom gained from years of playing FPSes? How do I make them understand that grouping up and walking forward into the enemy isn't always the most effective strategy?
>>
>>143844849
>no mention of icicle sniping
that thing is up there with zen orbs+discord on the bullshit meter
>>
>>143844849
Mei is really bad outside of Defense, where all the maps always have that one main choke you can periodically wall off to buy time

Attack Mei is shit, Payload can be rough depending on team comps, and Control maps are 50/50 depending on the map and how good you are at your icicle pot shots to build ulti in a timely manner
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>>143845027
Hero intro

Back ache
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>>143845027
Hero intro desu, I rarely taunt except for pre-game
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>mfw slowly coming to terms with the fact that D.Va is shit and I can't carry with her at my mmr anymore

The first 20-25 levels with mostly her were a blast but at some point i began to feel as effective as a cardboard Mech firing airsoft pellets
Picking her is literally dead weight at this point
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>>143844606
>Still has the chin fabric on when the rest of the suit is off
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>>143845025
>mei right click hard to land
>mei supersoaker doesnt have enough range
i love this meme
>>
>>143844746
It isn't a super secret conspiracy. It's just poor matchmaking design that is blatantly obvious. Nobody talks about being one of the five retards because how could they possibly know they are and not be self aware enough to get good?

But they kind of do though. Those stomps? You are either the guy being carried because they have a low winrate or one of the guys carrying them.

You want to turn this into some kind of git gud thing I know but it really just boils down to bad matchmaking. It's not asking much that both teams are as competent as each other and that is what causes a 50% win rate. As they are doing it now is just poorly done.
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>>143844997
>You get some level 8 Bastion on a non payload attack map
>You just know this retard has played nothing but Bastion and your team is saddled with a mouth breather.

gg Blizz.
>>
bastion is ______
>console
ya ya, i refunded it on PC and bought it on console because my pc is trash and could barely run it
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>>143845027
Legendary
>>
Mei is giving me cancer.
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>>143841156
Is this really so bad?
I'm level 42, and also have bought 11 loot boxes
Here's roughly what I've got so far, from memory:
>maybe 350 in pure credits
>two victory poses
>4 voice lines
>less than 5 regular skins, also almost all of the 11 loot boxes I bought contained duplicate skins
>1 Legendary skin for Widowmaker, a character I never play
>SPRAYS SPRAYS SPRAYS SPRAYS SPRAYS SPRAYS SPRAYS SPRAYS SPRAYS SPRAYS SPRAYS SPRAYS SPRAYS SPRAYS SPRAYS SPRAYS SPRAYS SPRAYS SPRAYS SPRAYS
>THE REST ARE ALL JUST FUCKING SHITTY SPRAYS
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>>143845027
Flex, it looks amazing with your giant ass in the center at victory screen.

And taunt, even as pro reinhardt its like 1/6 potg that will actually be attributed to you.
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>>143844723
Yeah its called a working match making system. it's funny other titles would kill for anything this balanced.
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>>143845065
>Healslut meme is so fucking erotic
FTFY
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>>143845051
I constantly call dva shit but they just post a single webm or link a vid with lucky ults on koth maps.
They don't listen
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>>143845142
Mei is giving me boner
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>Surefour the cheater is at a lan event and being called "MVP"

wtf man
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>Mercy gets potg after reviving 5 teammates
>it then shows those teammates all die again from a combination of Zaryas ult, pharahs ult, and reapers ult

Why is the potg system so shitty?
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So can we all agree that D.va is the most useless hero? At least Zenyatta heals me
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>>143844519
>>143844614
>>143844731
Don't really like them.
They just look like Halloween costumes plus I like the weapon reskin on Imp.

>>143844667
>russian shemale
Why are you always thinking about dicks and imagining them on fictional FEMALE characters?
Your love for cock has gone too far, Anon.

>>143844816
But that's wrong.
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>>143844996
>this
I dont usually play her but I picked her on volksaya because fuck it. she kicked ass. we lost but, I kicked ass
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>>143844214
>some soldiers dont realize that they can pretty much delete a d.va mecha with one clip and a helix rocket
At close range she's likely to kill you, if not in her mech than in her plugsuit. In midrange she's obviously an easy target but if a D.Va is playing from midrange they aren't playing correctly.
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>>143845065
>shitty offense classes fantasize about their healers being slutty girls
>healers are actually imagining the shitty offense classes as being toddlers they have to babysit because they'll just die in 2 seconds otherwise
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tfw Asia region turning cancer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMtZDPLJczM
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>>143844960
She's not OP, just really annoying. Also, D.Va is cuter and has a superior body.
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>>143840517
>first time soldier 76
>5 gold medals
>40 eliminations
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>>143845121
forgot le webm
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>>143845205
>they just look like halloween costume
>but the cosplay with horns and tail doesn't
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>>143845167
>It is balanced
>QUICK HES WINNING TOO MUCH THROW HIM INTO A GAME RIGHT BEFORE THEY LOSE
>QUICK HES WINNING TOO MUCH THROW HIM ONTO A TEAM WITH A BUNCH OF LEVEL 7s WHO ARE ALL WIDOW AND HANZO

>Captcha ALLEE RUE
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>>143843928
Take a reaction test. If your reactions are above 200 ms you will never be a great FPS player. You can still be good by most reasonable standards though. Do >>143844279
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>You will never sniff Mercy's nylon feet
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this game isn't fun at all with randoms, nobody ever communicates
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Why is there always a retard who can't play Genji playing Genji on my team every single game?
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>>143845285
>Le stationary skill turret
>.5 second kill time on literally everything
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>>143845065
It's not a meme when I only play Mercy and Lúcio and get off on being complimented and thanked for my performance as a healer
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Is there a site that has champion and potg win rates?
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>>143845286
I blame designs like Reaper's and Junkrat's.
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>>143845167
>defending shitters

kill yourself
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>>143845365
Blizzard put him there, forced 50 bro
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>>143842714
Please teach me your ways
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Pharah is too much fun. It's a shame any competent widow maker makes her pretty useless
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>>143844631

this
it happened to me with lucio the most but also reaper, genji, tor, sym, tracer and phara

they fly towards me but land in a completely random spot around me
totally fucks up the combo
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>Widowmaker
>McRee
>Lucio

These characters need to be nerfed.
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>>143845330
I want to but I'm super shy and it feels weird that this baby-voiced turbonerd is leading the team to victory with Zarya ults

that and the fact that the Group voice channel takes precedent over the Team channel, making coordination between solos and stacks next to impossible
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>>143845256
damn chinamen always fucking shit up. MacArthur was right should have nuked them
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>>143845373
>muh high skill heroes
ur playin overwatch champ
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>>143845167
So you believe a system that forces you to get as close to a 50/50 win loss ratio as possible is perfect?


Then I guess you'd love it if a game suddenly just froze your and your entire team in place until the enemy team wins if your winrate starts going above 50%.
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>>143845205
>Your love for cock has gone too far, Anon.
Coming from a faggot posting a picture of an incubus, saying how he wants a skin because it reminds him of that incubus
>y-you like cocks...
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>>143845404
>my first ever overwatch salt was one of two enemy widows getting butthurt that i was farming them for kills while they were attacking and i was defending on that map
good memories from 3 days ago
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>>143845374
What's your IGN? I'd love to Mercio pair with you sometime~
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>>143844791
even if you queue as six you'll be put against fucking MLG teams that shit down your throat eventually
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>>143845086

>Bullshit meter.

Widowmaker.
Hanzo arrow hitboxes

>Outside of the GOD BULLSHIT tier

Torbjorn left click.
>Icicle sniping
>Zen Discorded
>Mid-range McCree
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>>143845330
People don't coordinate in non-ranked
Go into a non-ranked CS:GO match and see how much people talk about tactics. Just wait for ranked, and then there will be coordination.
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>>143845304
if the game didn't challenge you, you would get carried every game and never improve

you're supposed to adapt to an unfavorable situation and that iwll lead you to higher win rates, having 60%+ means you're good, 70%+ you should be doing this for a living and earn $800 from winning tournaments.
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>>143845404
>>143845517
as a pharah too, i should mention
that's kind of the only part that's relevant
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>>143845404

Volskaya defense is basically Pharas only good map. Since there are so many narrow hallways enemies are forced into and there's plenty of cover from widows.
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>join a game with 1 minute left on payload attack
>end up with 4 gold medals

jesus christ, do these games count as losses?
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>tfw D.Va's default intro is the best one

I just love her attitude in it.
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>>143845507
Maybe you aren't as good as you think you are.
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>>143845404
They both sort of counter each other, it depends on the map. Widow for obvious reasons, while Pharah can use any route she feels like to flank her, and then from that position move on to the rest of the enemy team.
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>>143845631
I like her slut pose chewing gum on the top of the mech
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>>143845404
you dropped some big nasty on that potg pal
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>>143845404
>bignasty
where have I heard this name before?

but yea widowmakers camp pharah hard
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>online friends that I don't talk to anymore never played anything on battlenet for a long ass time
>suddenly they decide to play Diablo 3 regularly together when Overwatch comes out
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>>143845509
Jeez Anon, you have it so bad that you can't even deny your love for penis.
Instead you have to accuse others of loving cock just as much as you do? Well sorry to say but I don't think that's possible, pal.
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>>143845641
>can't logically rebuttle
>LOL U SUK

Clazzy, blizzdrone.
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I just got this skin. Kinda pointless since Noire is already her best skin.
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>>143845579
This is a team game and requires people to know what they are doing and work together. You can adapt to an unfavorable situation as much as you want but if the game puts you with five idiots who can't tell their ass from their elbow then GG you aren't going to win that match.

Your problem is you are desperately trying to defend a bad system and I don't understand why. The correct way to do it is by matching you with people who are of a similar or slightly higher skill level than you are and do the same for your teammates.

This game does not do that.
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This game really isn't fun in soloqueue.
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>>143841156
it's insane how many duplicates I've gotten and I'm only rank 40

what the fuck is this shit? There's tons of shit I haven't unlocked and I'm getting duplicates constantly
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>>143845768

iktf
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>>143845742
That is in fact her best. Fuck off with that Noire shit.
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>>143844785
OW is really unfun to lose in. If you're trying to win and your team isn't helping you you will get chewed up in 4v2s and 3v1s where the damage you do mostly gets swallowed by supports. You don't get many eliminations and it's extremely frustrating. You don't need to be a sperg who whines about his win loss ratio being messed up to want to play on an effective team.

Hanzo is also generally really unhelpful. When he's on my team he almost never seems to contribute anything substantial (I can think of two exceptions out of probably over a hundred matches with Genji), and when he's on the enemy team I always kill him more than he kills me, and when he does kill me it's normally stupid bullshit like spamming arrows into a choke or aiming his ult towards the point.
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How do you mute someone?
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>>143845205
source on that pic please
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>>143845507
This "forced 50" myth has been around in other team games for years. There was a Dota 2 experiment where they gave a shitty player an account with high MMR and good player an account with low MMR. Both accounts started at 50%.

Surely if the conspiracy was correct it would force both accounts to stay at 50%, right? Of course not, shitty player went 40% and good player went 70%. When you start hitting 50% that's how good you are, even if you think you're better. You're not.
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>>143845768
Playing the game with a full queue of friedsn is amazing.

For example we won 4 or 5 games with 5 soldier 76s and a lucio, cant do that with randoms
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>>143845824
Stab needles into your ear drums.
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>>143845330
>>143845572
I remember playing TF2 back in 2009 and I'd join my usual servers and know at least half the people in there. Everyone chatting all the time and communicating perfectly, it was really fun even though I was playing by myself. Then I took a break from FPS and came back to overwatch. What the fuck happened to voice chat?
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>>143845824
P for the menu and then go from there.
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>>143844773
>be Symmetra
>shield everyone so they're more effective than their enemy counterpart
>deploy teleporters so everyone can come back into the fight with minimal delay
>provide field control and awareness via turrets
>harass shielded enemies let and right
>take care of healers in the team so they don't explode from a reaper or any other close range faggot
>never get a gold medal, potg or thanks from other players

Such is the life of the brown skins, I just want to be loved.
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>>143844219
Lucio players often do really shitty air blasts that hurt their team. A lot just reflexively do it if anybody is next to them.
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>>143845867
thanks, some whiny faggot won't shut up on the mic, you'd think they'd put a mute button on the tab screen
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>>143845863
BRs and kids
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>>143845723
>maybe if i project hard enough it will bend reality
are all sissyfags this retarded?
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>>143845768
You are right, haven't really had fun playing alone since day 1

I'll only play 2-3 matches alone before stopping when playing solo, but in groups I can go on for 10+ easily
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>>143845631
best highlight e j e c t
best pose is the bubblegum one
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>open crate
>3 sprays and an icon
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I have to repost this, forgive me.

>>143845195
as a muslim man, I'm actually really offended that Blizzard doesn't make Pharah wear a Hijab, and that they added a character that plays music.

I already have to mute all the music in the game, but I also have to mute to sound effects too?
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>>143845863
There is a difference between a usual server where people know each other from playing on the server, and a ragtag squad of 6 shitters looking to pass the time.
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>>143840668
I fucking despise overtime in KoTH modes. It's not fun to be on either side. I'd lose more probably, but at least the game would be fucking over.

And why the fuck can't I pick what gamemode I want to play? I never want to play KoTH again. That mode is fucking terrible in my opinion.
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>>143845768
Pharah, 76, and Widow to a lesser extent. Pretty much the only reliable way to carry pubs, and even then this is Overwatch so NO CARRYING ALLOWED. Instead you have to watch your team struggle to get into position let alone shoot the enemy.
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>>143845723
Source on the image? Google suggests "cartoon" as the search term, and iqdb drew a blank.
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>desert reaper
isn't it more like school shooter reaper
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COME, CONFESS YOUR OVERWATCH SINS WITH ME /OWG/.


I play Bastion on defence AND attack
and im loving it
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>>143844219
>green name
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>>143844479
>there are people who refuse to pick useful characters like Junkrat to deal with Bastion or Torbjorn and run into enemy fire until they die over and over again, wondering why their team isn't doing anything
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>>143845027
Does Lion/Stonehardt get another weapon similar to how Black/Bloodhart gets an axe?
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>>143845832
This isn't DOTA and DOTA bases their matches around MMR unlike Overwatch that does it based on win and groups people together based on it.

It's not a myth when the game is actively grouping you based on it in an attempt to lower it. Nobody would be bitching if it was done via MMR.
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>>143845895
But that's TOXIC, why would you EVER want to stop talking to a stranger on the internet?
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>>143845927
She's Coptic.
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blizzard pls remove sprays from loot boxes
i am sick of them as most of them are fuck ugly
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>>143845980

I can't aim for shit as Widow but I enjoy playing with her so I sometimes practice with her but I am a liability 100% of the time
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>>143845760
that's what ranked mode is for, it's just not available
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>>143846005
It's still a hammer, just a little different
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>>143845980
When I want to really win, I switch to McCree and fan as much as possible
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>>143846014
>>143845723
At least this faggot isn't denying his lust for cock anon :^)
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>>143845980
I think Tracer is the least attractive girl
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>>143845832

what actually happens is that some people suck at defense but are really good at defense, and vice versa.

I know my usual premade is dog shit at defending if I'm not babysitting as Torb.
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>>143844762

>this new
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Are the Black / Bloodhardt skins worth the shekels?
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>>143845832
But overwatch doesn't use MMR. There's no climbing or falling up a ladder, it just gives you lower level teamates and higher opponents if you win too much.

Not to mention the incredibly retarded player replacement system. I currently have an exactly 50% winrate. But at least 10 of those losses are games I was dropped into which were seconds away from losing. Yet despite not telling me I was going to be placed into a pre-existing game, giving me a choice whether to enter a pre-existing game, or even entering soon enough to leave the spawn area, it still puts me in and permanently puts that loss on my accounts. Meanwhile I've never once suddenly dropped into a game seconds before winning.
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>>143845980
i pick and play whatever i feel like playing when i play solo, regardless of teamcomp, map or mode
i dont do this with friends which is how i play most of the time tho
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>>143841585
>All those fucking nerfs to Zenyatta
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>>143846070
That isn't a counter-argument. It's you moving the goalpost because you don't have a point. It's what the game is based around not just ranked mode.

At least you know you don't have an argument other than nu-uh.
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Is Blizzard ever going to fix how INSANELY skewed this game is in favor of the defending team in literally every map?

If they don't fix it in the first patch, or at LEAST let me choose to only play on defense, I'm selling this game and buying Doom.
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is anyone else having wait times on matchmaking take longer than 5 mins?
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>>143846107
he has a big ol axe if that's your style
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>>143845205
sauce
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>>143845192
>a combination of Zaryas ult, pharahs ult, and reapers ult

jesus christ that sounds terrifying
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>>143846082
That's no sin, anon. That's good tastes. Mercy, D.Va and Widow are better than Tracer. Zarya is in the bro category.

Poo in Loo isn't human
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>>143845980
I've written D.Va / S:76 greentext.

I'm currently trying to write a second piece.
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>only legendary I've unlocked in 40 levels was Firefighter Mei

I wish I could exchange that shit for coins, never gonna play that pig.
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>>143845521
Mentha#1177
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so how the fuck do you stop a team of zarya's?
the cunt does so much damage its literally impossible to do anything
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>>143841585
>>143846147
Zenyatta went from the top to the bottom.
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>torb gives a good zarya player 75 armor
He created a monster
He was Oppenheimer of that game
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explain this bullshit
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>>143841749
splash damage from junkrat's grenades do fuck all, I can't imagine how bad you would need to be to die purely from their splash damage
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>>143846259
This picture would be 1000% hotter if it was Mei.
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>>143846270
EXACTLY what I got. I've played about 5 minutes of her
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>>143846259
I actually think D.Va and Mercy are tied for prettiest girls
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>>143846279
Wow your big throbbing cock is so impressive anon, and your muscles have grown so much since last time we were together
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>>143846309
A couple of these cowboys
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>>143846168
at least I'm not bitching about things that won't change just because they make you hissy pissy, I'm telling you that's the way it is and that ranked mode is what you want.

It's not available because they need a larger player pool at the ranked level so finding a match doesn't take forever.

I didn't say I like being matched with retards, but you crying about it is preposterous, deal with it nerd or quit.
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>>143846350
1000% colder
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>>143846347
one is in the chamber
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>>143846335
Just goes to show Blizzard has no idea how to balance heroes.
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>>143846347
what specs are you running the game?
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>>143846265
repost the first one because I didn't see it
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Why is DVAs ult so shit?
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>>143846382
not really
because the dikes will already kill you by the time you get close
proof: my team tried this already
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>>143846405
>Being this anally devastated about being called out
So far beyond booty blasted not even Mercy could save you.
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>>143846482
because they Nerfed it
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Anyone wanna play on pc?????
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Does it feel like mercy takes more damage than other heroes?
I feel like she dies super quickly.
>>143840627
>Reaper that low
I get team kills all the time with him though.
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>>143846425
thats dumb
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>>143846471
http://pastebin.com/2xcSyATd
I don't even like either character. I just think it's cute.
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>>143846482
It isn't shit, it's good at area denial. When several people on my team get killed by it I'm incredibly disgusted though.
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>>143846521
no!!!!!
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>>143846435
Really all it would take is slightly more mobility and switching his health out for armor and he would be right back at the top. They will probably overbuff him.
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>>143846071
Thanks man.
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>>143845927
Shouldn't have been born into such a shit religion.
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>>143846543
Any non dumb game remembers one in the chamber
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>>143845509
It's a succubus (male)
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>>143846490
>waaa evil matchmaking is making me try to actually win
>I don't get carried anymore!
>Blizz fix this or I quit! I swear!

that's you
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>>143846270
i really wish you could turn unwanted skins into overcoins
>tfw level 29 and have raindancer, sunyatta, and maybe some more legendaries i cant recall
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>>143845870
>>provide field control and awareness via turrets

I wish this was more of a thing for my teammates

Nobody knows where my sentries are so they can retreat; they don't know when they're destroyed so we're being flanked unless I tell them

It really bugs me when I end a game with "13 sentry kills" but I was only ever aware of one or two of them, at most. 80% of my game impact is measured in my teleporter uptime and the occasional hard light dickings I give the odd Tracer/Genji that think they can back-cap my shit
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>>143846467
its on high, mspaint is just shitty at cropping
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>>143846610
>born
I converted. You should all convert too.
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Why do I see nothing but daredevil 76's?

Big Boss 76 is obviously the best skin
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>>143846364
lol wtf
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>>143846309
A balanced team with a Bastion somewhere in the mix.
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>>143841319
Bundwheiser? Literally what the fuck?
It's Bundeswehr
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>>143846672
Because the Big Boss ones are all students of The Boss. You don't see them because they're just that stealthy.
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>game finishes
>don't want to play with that team of mouthbreathers again
>leave and requeue
>it puts me back in with them
t-thanks blizz
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>>143846735
Budweiser Reinhardt
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>>143846482

Because you either :

1) Use it wrong
2) Expect the wrong thing from it

You should use it to deny areas. 5 seconds before you take that point? NERF THIS. And you won it.

Want to make a big push on an attack mission? NERF THIS and your team is free to go in and take position while the enemies scatter.

It can kill if you surprise enemies with it, mostly works by throwing it over walls and shit, if you are lucky you can get 2-3 kills that way. But use it mostly as an amazing tool to allow your team a push or to chase away enemies at key moments.

Alternatively combo it with Zarya's for hilarity.
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>it's a "you're level 50 and the enemy team is all level 50 but you have two level 7 bastions on your team" episode
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zarya is actually more problematic than mccree
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>>143846629
>Anal devastation intensifies
We have actually moved beyond devastation and even Sasha Grey doesn't have a word for the level of anal destruction you are experiencing.
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is forced50 real?

maintained 58% winrate up to level 32 and now every team im on has two widows/hanzos and the enemy team has perfect comp coordination

down to 56% in about 20 games
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>>143845768
at least i can get a 50% winrate in solo queue. with my friends we're lucky to win a third of our games because they're so terrible and bad at teamwork.
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>Getting to that rank where everybody is a try hard
please kill me, the game is no longer fun when it is literally the exact same team comps every game
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>>143846425
its not even in the chamber! its just sitting there
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>>143846669
So you're an idiot, instead of unlucky.

Good for you anon, alloha snackbar.
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>>143846735
Bratwurstheiser
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>>143846814
Holy shit this, my friends fucking suck.
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>>143846735
Burtwefher
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Where do I find people to play with?
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I've been waiting for this!!
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>>143846342
>stomping as roadhog
>hooking everyone
>m2 meatshots at midrange
>generally carrying
>2 teammates swap to torb and symmetra
>spend the rest of the game with 700 hp
It was beautiful.
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>tfw playing healslut 100% nude except cat-print knee-high socks and my team doesn't even know
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i wanna pass through the anus. tell me how to git gud as zen
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>>143846823
It counts the ones outside the chamber obviously
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>>143846815
That's where /owg/ wants to be, they're so sick of forced 50% holding them back (even though they're shit) that they can't see the high level pub play. It's aimbot Widowmakers and invincible Tracers and double Winstons and double McCrees as far as the eye can see. I'd like to see some of the kids bitching about "forced 50%" make it up here, they'd get shredded.
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>>143846579
okay :c
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>>143846908
the only good part of that skin is midriff
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>>143846795
wtf is that a fucking crocodile
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>>143846908

>tfw you've had this Skin since day 1 and D.Va is your main but you never used it because fuck short hair D.Va
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>>143846834
>idiot
Being enlightened from Atheism to Islam is being an idiot? My soul is saved, I only want all of yours to be, as well.
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>>143846335
just give him his health back blizz
there's so many other ways to make him good too, but they haven't done anything, just let me survive bodyshots at least
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>getting fucked by tickrate while playing Genji

I could get a team of 3 Hanzos and 2 Widows every game for a month and it could not equal the amount of sheer rage I feel whenever this happens.
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I seriously regret buying this game, I don't have anyone to play with so I just play with randoms and they all fucking suck.

They all pick offense classes and snipers and stay back and don't push.

No one picks a fucking healer (btw mercy is pretty fucking good).

This game is trash if you don't have friends and communication.
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>>143846908
>waiting for the worst D.Va skin
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its getting pretty gay in here lads
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>>143846946
He needs a Lucio/Mercy to work alongside with.

He's also good with Tobjorn because of the armour bonus.
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>>143846931
>tfw playing McCree in my Metal Slug tshirt, ratty pajama pants, and thick thermal socks
no bully, I just like him because he's a cowboy
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>>143846931
source
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>>143846981
>people suck a week after release
WOAH
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Post good tier lists
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>>143840517
>tfw didn't buy game but some viewer gave me enough to pre order origins

>donations still coming in

I'm almost about to get all the unlocks but now my real reward are these achievement sprays. Getting Genji is proving to be most difficult.
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>>143846971
>fuck short hair Dva
yes please
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>>143846814
Play bugs me to play all the time with him
he plays Mercy, he heals and rezzes everyone but me.

He's being doing this since WoW on every multiplayer game with pvp we play, I keep asking him why the fuck does he do it, and he says it's because it wasn't the best thing for the team, so I would have a better chance of getting healed by some random playing even soldier, but I wouldn't get the 20% exp bonus, I fucking hate my friend.
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>>143846973
Atheists are at least tolerable and aren't pushing dark age bullshit on everyone who isn't part of their ideology.
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how are people above level 40
dont they have jobs
how can they afford food
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>>143847043
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/882673/714ba86dfb/
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>playing zenyatta
>roadhog hooks me
>I somehow manage to orb him in the face and kill him before he can finish me off
Must have been so salty dying to a squishy like that
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>>143846971
>>143847089

Short hair D.Va really is a crime.
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>>143846931
nobody fucking cares, stop forcing your shit
jesus christ
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if the game wants to count win percentage, why does it throw you into losing ongoing games all the fucking time?

I'd rather just not know
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>>143845768

Finally, someone who understands my problem with the game..
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>>143846903
reddit
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>>143847082
>I spent over $100 on lootcrates
>shit I want to post to /owg/ but I want to make it seem like I'm not an idiot
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>>143847002
>

>>143846995
>worst
Shit taste.

>>143847063
>Patrician Tier
My taste.

>Shit Tier
Your taste.
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WHEN THE FUCK IS TORB TURRET RANGE GETTING REDUCED
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>>143845529
Right, but as 6 they can't put a complete retard on your team to tank you.
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>>143847124
Enlightened
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>>143847124
he's just bad
any competent roadhog shoots them during the stun
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>>143847120
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>>143847054
Everyone picks the same type of class, defense and offense.

Literally no support and tanks.

And most people just stay back.
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>McCree flashbangs me
>he fans and misses every shot
>rolls and fans again
>misses every shot except two
>drop biotic field
>headshot the mother fucker then finish with a helix

these people need to learn to fucking aim, I would've been dead if he'd just bothered to headshot me after I was stunned.
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>>143847082
Are you one of those titty streams? I can't believe I never thought of the 'stream loot boxes' scam
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>>143847205
It doesn't need a range change, it needs an acquisition time change. It's ridiculous that I can blink as Tracer through a half second open gap and the turret will STILL HIT ME.
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>get 2 insane clutch airshots as Pharah to win the match
>PotG is McCree Q
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>>143847124
It's even better when HOL UP stuns you around the corner but somehow misses his fan and get discord/headshot
Fucking balls
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does anyone else think roadhog is way more menacing and evil than reaper?

i mean reaper sounds more like an angsty teenager and i feel like he would just complain about life if he's in a room with more heroes while roadhog would try to rape any of the female cast and pillage all he can
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>>143847287
>doesn't know how POTG works
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Is Roadhog's Ult supposed to deal damage akin to tossing cotton balls at people?
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>>143845768
Eh, I have no friends so soloqueue is all I know. Seems fun enough, but probably because I just don't know any better
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Who should I play if my only FPS games were console Halo and Call of Duty? I just want basic "sprint and gun" arcade gameplay
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>>143847245
its not gay if he wears a skirt
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How do you disable chat window?
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>>143847338
it's a repeating shotgun with knockback
i don't know what blizzard was thinking with that one
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>>143847263
He probably doesn't realize fan the hammer can't headshot and was trying to shoot you in the head anyway.
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>>143847120
y e s
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>>143846770
Always make sure to open up the 'P' menu and right-click->Avoid this player.

If I keep ignoring bads, I'll get better matches eventually, right?
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>>143847361
SOLDIER 76
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>>143847338
dude
All of the maps have fuckhuge pits
just throw people over
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>>143847338
It's really just meant to push people the fuck away from whatever you're near. So those niggers taking the objective in KoTH on overtime? They're on the fucking moon now trying to run back
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>>143847338
Yeah but it has good knockback, so pin them against a wall or knock them off the map.
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>>143847338
>Not flinging people off the map
>not chewing through low health targets
>not bullying people into corners
How new are you, mein friend?
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>>143845403
its simple and comes with practice
heal not just people who are low, but people who struggle to live, like pharah when she ults.
The neat thing about zenyatta is that you can just stay back and heal from far away if things require too much dedication for mercy's use.
Once everyone is full, put the orb on the person you trust to get shit done

discord orb makes tanks less tanky and harder for them to do their job.
If your team comp is 100-0 burst in a few seconds like mcree or reinhard, you dont need to put discord on squishy carrys as much.
But if your team is mostly people like 76 or pharah, then I would most put the discord orb on squishies and high value targets

You cant discord through sheilds, so when reinhardt is just guarding the choke, hold left click on it
People sometimes are stupid enough to debate if shooting his sheild is good or bad. If the sheild is dead, he cant use his strongest tool. so kill the shield.
Zenyattas slow output of orbs makes the orbs do more damage per second (and per orb) rather than charging for burst fire.
Use the charge shot ONCE when you know you are about to be jumped and start kiting, then never use it again, and resort to constant higher dps left click.
Charge shot is also great for killing junkrats tire. It feels really good to do that.
People suck at zenyatta because they use charge shots for everything, when left click is better MOST of the time.

Dont use the ult like mercy ult by waiting for a few people to die.
Zenyattas ult will save people from ults like rocket barrage, and give them enough time to leave a well aimed hanzo ult (it out damages the heal).
Burst fire like bastion ult, hanzo scatter arrow, and widow maker, mcree will still kill people in your ult,
so make damn sure its ok to use zenyatta and fuck over those 76, roadhog, zarya, genji, reaper ults and general damage over time tactics.
Use your ult to help your team grow some balls and move up, dont just use it as a last ditch effort.
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>>143847328
I know exactly how it works and it's stupid.
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>>143847124
>throw orb
>get hooked immediately
>orb gets there at the same time I do
>kills the hog
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>>143847082
>I spent money on lootboxes, but I'm going to pretend to be a minor streamer instead
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>>143847328
Different guy, but how does it work, exactly? I'm actually curious.
I've actually gotten a quad kill with two of them being ult shutdowns and the POTG went to a random torbjorn who just left spawn to snipe a low health Pharah doing her ult and then going off to build a turret with no other kills or any real damage whatsoever.
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>>143841327
holy shit get good. like seriously i dont know how people dont know how to deal with turrets. widowmaker 2 shot him. if hes behind reinheart get a symmetra and right click him
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>>143847361
Well, maybe the character who sprints and has a gun?
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>>143847113
Muslim countries are some of the most advanced, rich, prosperous countries on the planet. You're just being blatantly racist, unable to accept that you're beliefs are wrong.
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>>143847326
Reaper is meant to be comically edgy m8. A good portion of the cast makes fun of him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8383FDmCfs
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>>143847338

I will say its underwhelming in certain situations
Maps where you can knock them off its great
Open maps its awful
Enclosed maps its okay

I primarily focus the squishies who stay behind a tank
It also kills the Reinhardt and knocks people off point which is nice
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>gold on at least 2 things every game
>teamates way lower rank than me, enemies way higher
>barely over 50% winrate

???

why is this so hard, why does it feel like my team are literal dogbreath retards every single game. Soloq is fucking trash. Give ranked so I can be put into good/fair elo games plz
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So is Symmetra literally autistic? She seems autistic.
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I feel like every single hero in this game is way too fucking versatile and fill way too many roles at once, a sniper like widowmaker doesnt deserve a fucking close range rifle, torb doesnt need a shotgun and a sniper pistol, mccree shouldnt be able to snipe people and then pump somebody down in half a second at point blank. It just feels like bad design
>>
Solo queue in this shit is easily the worst fucking experience you can have with a video game.
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>the music for the Dorrado level
>the aesthetics of the Greece level
>the egyptian'ness of the Egypt level

I love it.
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>>143845205
>>143845829
>>143846235
please help
I skimmed the covers of the entire crossdressing tag because I'm delirious tired
I need more of that character design
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>>143845980
I call mercies heal sluts and i keep getting adds from them.
i didn't know that it was a meme towards the person playing it i thought it's just what people called mercy
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>>143847326
Roadhog is actually somewhat chill in the sense he kind of just wants everyone else to fuck off and isn't in much of a hurry to do anything, I mean yeah he'll still murder the shit out of some people and enjoy it but he's also content to just sit back, whereas reaper seems entirely driven by edgyness and bloodthirst.
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WE DID IT SENPAI

WE FINALLY GOT THE BOX WE DESERVED
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>>143847521
fucking goats isnt that advanced anymore, we have fleshlights now
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>Order boxed Origins edition because I want the skins and Amazon Prime discount
>Have to wait for it to ship
>Friends are all playing right now
I feel like I made a mistake.
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>>143847361
soldier 76, he was designed for players coming from those games

shift ability makes him sprint, his main gun is an assault rifle, he can deploy aoe health for self sustain so you dont rely on healers and health packs and he has a rocket launcher sort of ability

ultimate is literally an aimbot

>>143847537
is there any place where i can see roadhog interactions with other heros? havent heard them yet in game
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>>143847547
Yes, literally.
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>>143847628
amazonfags on suicide watch
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>>143847361
76. Sprint, rocket alt fire and aimbot q
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>>143847537
That's really fucking cute.
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10348508/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10348508/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10348508/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10348508/


http://www.strawpoll.me/10348508/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10348508/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10348508/


VOTE YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
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>>143847157
wasn't joking
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>>143847625
>literally proves my point with his very next post
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>>143847378
they were thinking that you as a tank should have an ability that holds objectives u silly cunt.
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>>143847338
>>143847338
Youre suposed to grind them between the wall and the gun family member
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>>143847468
The game keeps track of an invisible score, most POTGs are "killstreaks" which are decided by how many kills/assists you get, how much damage you dealt to each elimination, and distance from the objective. That's why you might see someone get a double kill on two full health people on the objective even though you got a quadruple kill on four weak people far away from the objective.

There are also non-killstreak POTGs, like "shutdown" for killing someone about to do something cool like ulting (what you mention) and "livesaver" for saving someone who's about to die, either with support or by killing someone with a killing move (like killing McCree after he flashbangs but before he fans, or killing Mei after she freezes but before she icicles).

Most are just "kills + distance from objective = POTG" though.
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>>143847705
No one cares
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>>143847765
looks like you do ;^3
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>>143847705
what's your btag? wanna group?
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>>143847361
Soldier 76 is sprint and gun gameplay the character

If you're more familiar with Quake/Tribes and enjoy rocket launchers and jetpacks, there's Pharah.
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>>143847716
im not the person you were arguing with
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>>143847697
>19
>pedophile
u wot m8
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rate pls
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>Watch point: Gibraltar defense
>Getting fucking destroyed as mercy because our team is all over the place
>Swap to reinhardt
>Getting destroyed again because our team is all over the place
>it's the last point and they have 7 minutes to spare
>Swap to pharah
>Proceed to rain justice from above for a solid 7 minutes
Holy shit I love this egyptian goddess.
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>>143847806
>Replying = caring now
I don't get it
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>>143847521
>Muslim countries are some of the most advanced, rich, prosperous countries on the planet. You're just being blatantly racist, unable to accept that you're beliefs are wrong.

Rich? Yes, Saudi Arabia is rich. Gotta keep the Americans satisfied while not so secretly funding the murder of innocents.

Advanced? Not one Muslim country can be considered advanced. Better than India isn't much of an accomplishment.
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>>143847852
literally anti fun cancer, off yourself immediately
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>>143847872
;^3
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>>143847852
>18% accuracy
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>>143847817
Pharah is a disappointment, and this is coming from someone with hundreds of hours in Q3A
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>enemy team is double zarya, double healer
What's the best way to deal with this?
We almost won, but pushing was really hard
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>>143847464
>>143847175
Why would I lie anonymously? Do you want proof?
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>>143847887
what i aim to be bby
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Jack's having a bad dream.
http://pastebin.com/XCnG8YAv
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>>143847828
im 90% sure d.va used to be like 16 and then they changed it
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>>143847705
prove it
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>>143847816
has my full name in it and i'm too close to my close-ish family to be comfy giving it out. I would though
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>>143847994
I'm 90% sure you're full of shit
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>>143847990
would you fug dva while shes in that position
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>>143847865
>steamroll to within a few meters of the end
>defending team stalls for 7 minutes and wins
That's been my experience on that map in particular 90% of the time
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>>143848019
what level of retardation does this sort of thing require?
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>>143847990
is there fucking or nah
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>>143848019
>you will never get a healslut fuccboi to give you his btag and then dox him,track him down, and make him suck your cock

JUST
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>>143843981
>yfw Medic spends the entire time trying to buy an expensive hat from the online store
Mercy would dump his ass.
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>>143848031
>"Why do it like that when we can both be comfy in my MEKA?"
>"It's got cupholders."
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>>143847828
>>143848031
I don't think there's a position where I wouldn't do her unless she's talking about lol, rofl, nerd and all that shit.
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>>143847741
Beautiful, my man.
>>
20+ hours as Hanzo with 17% best accuracy, AMA
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>>143847816
holy shit youre autistic
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>>143844691
pretty clutch, dmg for the ult and used it before dying.
>>143844797
l2p trashcan
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>>143848074
I made it when was my acc when i was teen and retarded and I already used my free battletag change. too rich in hearthstone shit to go back now
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anyone else starting to /tilt/ here

>reque if i lose a game
>refuse to vote on commendation if i don't have a card
>get angry if i didn't get play of the game
>starting to slam my fist on the desk when i die
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>>143843453
>rank
>mattering when it only takes 20hrs to get to 30
>>
I love playing Pharah, jumping over Reinhardts and blasting him into my teammates. watching them spin around disoriented, and getting murdered is so satisfying
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>>143848084
IMPURE
I thought the people who wanted D.Va/S:76 stuff didn't want fucking. Would you really want to read about some teenager's awkward first time with a guy that might be in his 60s?
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>>143848183
grow up
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>>143848192
>he hasn't prestiged yet
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>>143848221
as long as hana doesn't get raped or anything weird
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>90% of match on fire
>4 gold medals
>2 votes
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>>143847920
>ever not shooting your guns in a game with infinite ammo and 0.25 second reload times
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>>143847994
>sending a minor to fight a war against crazy murder robots where she will most likely die
nah she has been 19 always, but who cares metzen could say she is 300 or something and make her baby in diapers if he wanted and the artwork matched.
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>>143847990
>thank god his trigger discipline didn't kick in
are u okay famalam?
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>>143848296
Fire is absurdly easy to get on offense
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>>143847852
We posting shit stats?
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>get to level 30
>start to hate the game
prior to this it felt like I could carry my retarded team mates, but now the enemy is too good to do this alone.

I don't know why the enemy Genji/Tracer is always a fucking incredible maniac absolutely molesting our team when the idiots who lock them on our team do literally nothing all game. Same goes for the Widows.
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>>143848170
Why haven't you comitted suicide yet?
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>>143848343
Trust me, your teammates are saying the exact same thing about you.
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>>143848182
They were allowing free name changes when overwatch released, don't know if you still can though
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>>143847697
kill yourself faggot
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>>143848341
over rank 1k XDDD
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>>143848407
I can't remember the last time I didn't finish with at least 3 gold medals. Obviously if I was playing better we'd win, but I never feel like I'm the reason my team is shitting the bed.
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>>143848318
Typos? What are those?
It's 2:30 in the morning and I'm not proofreading. I'm sorry.
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>>143848343
>tfw playing with friends and we don't have a full group
>we joke about instalock genjis
>they almost always instalock genji or windowlicker
>and they're fucking atrocious
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>>143848183
you are cute
are you a girl?
or at least look like a girl?

we could be friends
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Does K/d W/l ratio even matter at this point ?
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>>143840920
Would you please come heal me I'd like to have your support.
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>>143848435
I don't get it am i supposed to laugh?
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>>143848464
>casual game
>caring about k/d w/i ratio
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>>143848478
filtered
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>>143847790
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>>143848442
I'm just pointing it out, friendo. Thanks for the writing
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>>143848361
my team needs me
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>>143848295
That sounds like it'd be more traumatizing for the PTSD-suffering war-vet-turned-vigilante, instead of the spunky teenager who plays video games for a living.

The more I think about that happening, the more I keep thinking that people here would just think it's gay emotional shit.
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>>143848464
No. The only indicator of skill will be ranked mode, out in a month. Everything else is bullshit.

>omg I have a 70% winrate against shit players that might as well be bots

Nobody cares.
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>>143847621
what a gay name
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>>143848454
not him but i would like to be friends!
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>>143843178
does it count the weekly brawl in the stats
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>>143847790
>full gear
>actual chink
>not obese
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>>143847920
>Accuracy matters in a game where shooting down a corridor is acceptable
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>I play Hanzo or Widowmaker on offense and I don't get gold eliminations/damage every game but think I'm helping
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>>143848464
>have 57%
>every 2-3 wins I get put against a premade
Idk what they think the fair system is, this is bullshit
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>enemy team has two McRees and a Mei
>playing Soldier 76
>have to book it every time I see any of them or else I get cc'd to death

Somehow we won. It actually makes me happy enough to take the sting out of getting Young Hanzo from a chest.
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Hey we're doing scrims and need to fill a couple slots. Anyone interested?
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>>143841267
>all that gloss makes it look tacky as fuck
Correction all that compression makes the image look horrible Now look an see the difference at the webm
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A nice 10 minute ban for people leaving games needs to be implemented. I'm tired of being put in games that are a minute away from being over because these manbabies can't psychologically handle losing.
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>>143848737
How do you see premade status?

Oh wait you can't, you're just a bitch looking for an excuse
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>>143848729
>Playing widow on offense
>Slaughtering the entire enemy team
>Everyone bitches at me still because there's no support
>>
>lucio just hopping around a fucking pole in the middle of the objective for a 10 minute overtime

why is this allowed?
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>>143848729
let's just hope those piece of shit remains on casual matches
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>>143848763
why does sfm never have cumshots
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>level 34
>defense: gibraltar
>pick torjborn for the first time
>FOR THE FIRST TIME
>FOR THE FIRST TIME
>3 gold medals the WHOLE TIME
>enemy team switches to counter ONLY ME
>widowmaker main sniping NO ONE
>no one doing anything
>alt + f4

this is it.

i cant play this game anymore. I have a hire than 50% winrate so I can only play with actual retards

I cant play this game anymore, I give up.
>>
IF I LOSE I RATE GAME BADLY

IF I WIN I GIVE IT 3 STARS
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>>143848738
Helix + 2-3 headshots ruins McCree if you can start firing first

Soldier is the only character with no real tricks, which is a little hard to play around. If you're having a bad day with aiming he's useless

>>143848773
The enemy widow got 6 commends instantly, every game
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>>143848806
It does. They're all just shit.
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>>143848763
only some parts of that suit are made of latex, on that webm everything even her fucking hair looks made of that material
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>>143848763
Looks like she was dipped in oil. The gloss should only be on her ass
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>>143848830
>>143848830
>>143848830
>>143848830
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>>143848826
have fun playing with shitters for the rest of your life
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>Repeatedly leaving matches early will result in a penalty
THEN STOP PUTTING ME INTO MATCHES WHERE THE TEAM IS LOSING
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>>143848786
WINSTON
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T
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Man this game is so god damned frustrating.

It just makes me feel like fucking shit each time. Victories are so hard to get, defeats are soul crushing

Every character one shots the others, you turn a corner and your get killed. Even when you pull a good move, a Mercy brings everyone on her team alive.

The more I play the game the more I get buyers remorses. Even games where I personally perform great just feel like shit when the next game is a complete trainwreck

This is the end of my blog
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>>143848832
I understand how to play him, I've put about 11 hours into him and he's my favorite. My problem is just turning around a corner and seeing a McRee. Usually it ends up with me dead to a roll, flashbang, fan the hammer combo.

If I'm at medium to long range, I'll burst fire them to death while they fail to close the distance.

I probably should have mentioned it was Lijiang Tower a.k.a. corridors everywhere.
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>>143848985
how do i filter this idiot
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>>143848949
Welcome to every team game ever, time to pick up fighting games.
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can you get banned for saying bad things on voice chat? do they actually record that shit?
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>>143848949
play arcade mode while it's available then

you don't get 1 shotted there
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>>143848786
>Enemy team gets OT
>Switch to Tracer, Mei, Lucio, reaper
>Stall out the timer forever while junkat just lobs grenades at us forever

Seems fair
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>>143846908
great skin ruined by short hair. d.va is not the kind of girl that can look attractive with shortened hair
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>>143849085

yno
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>>143844594

its not your teams fault, its yours kid. git gud and learn to 1v5 carry.
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>>143846931
Source to pick knee high mods please
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>>143845321
u can go ahead and link the full pic here anon.
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>>143842815
I like it in everything but KOTH, however, they need to quit with that bullshit "it only takes one to stall" mechanic and make the bar move based on how many are present.

>on attack
>at final point
>wreck their team
>one enemy alive
>their respawn timer is almost the same length as the time it takes to cap already
>that enemy can live long enough to give their team time to run from the spawn to the point

It's total BS.
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>>143846787
Reinhardt can block the damage from D. Va's Ult 3 times over and still have Shield HP left.
It's a slight inconvenience at best and easily the worst Ult in the game.
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>>143848445
>2nd best pharah skin
>that name tho
fuckin slaaneshi loser couldn't even make a creative bnet tag
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>>143850079
First, you failed to read any of the post you replied to. Second, it does 1000 damage, so Reinhardt can only block it twice, and it would break afterwords.
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>>143850281
>slaanesh
>loser
pick one faggot. Chaos > your shitty enthroned skeleton
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>>143847994
She was 16 when she started playing professional starcraft, which was 3 years before she got in the damn robot. She's always been 19 when the game takes place.
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>>143848341
Just had a game where I got to go completely nuclear and just started bashing people's heads in instead of blocking like I usually do.
It felt good to vent and take matters into my own hands for once.
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>>143848821
>Join game as Reinhardt
>Game glitched out so everyone, myself included, is invisible
>"Uh, guess I'll go block near the payload?"
>Go to it
>Die almost instantly 'cause I can't fucking see anyone
>Lose the game as I'm respawning
>00:06 Objective Time
>Bronze Medal
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>>143851224
that's your PC, not a glitch.

I get the same thing whenever I have 3 games open at once. Your card is just taking forever to render all the models.
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>>143851298
Only happened twice in 20+ hours of playing, though.
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>>143849805
Your own fault for not playing a hero that can kill the single enemy fast enough.

Hint: it's McCree.
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>>143851224
Did you see the names of players on ground level as if they were under the map? Happened to me once but it fixed itself after like 10 seconds.
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>Hmm. What's this forced 50 stuff I'm hearing about?
>Let's check my stats for the first time.
>Exactly 50.00% W:L rate.
This is what I get for playing solo when my friends aren't on.

That explains all the paintchip eating retards who keep pace with my advancing Reinhardt but stand IN FRONT of the shield.
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>>143852590
Even in a 6stack, you WILL be matched up against the most insane "we're training for esports lol" tryhards until your winrate goes to 50%
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>>143853089
I believe it. It just feels like the matchmaker struggles a bit more in its attempts to stack the deck against you when you have a group.

When solo it just needs to throw you in with the down-syndrome players who have a 1:10 kill:death ratio as McRee, 5% accuracy as widowmaker, and the Lucio player who thinks that he heals people with his gun.
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