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good work tard

>>143748154
recycle later

POO IN LOO IS SO FUCKING ANNOYING TO PLAY AGAINST HOLY SHIT

>BZZZZZZ 80 DAMAGE PER SECOND
>DEAD

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>>143748182
roast me

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5JIT3pwsP4

Zenyatta sings rape me by Nirvana.

how would you make a stealth based class work?

>weapon
>alt-fire
>abilities
>passive
>ultimate

Defence on Gibraltar seems impossible. I've never seen defenders win even once and it's almost always a stomp.

yeti hunter or fireman?

>plague doctor Reaper makes crow sounds when you Teleport
>and its a reference to Warlock Tier 10
This is great. Its tied with Genji's Sandnigger skin and Reinhardt's Lionhardt skin for my favorites.

>>143750473
it might be the widest layout for a payload map without any real chokepoints to utilize on defending.

so which is the best tank overall?

I don't mind Loot Boxes being purchasable for real money. I DO mind that the fucking rewards are skewed in favor of the ones you buy vs the ones you earn.

That is COMPLETE bullshit

>>143751850
>the fucking rewards are skewed in favor of the ones you buy vs the ones you earn.
Is this true?

>>143752261
Pretty normal.

>>143750473
just go bastion senpai

dead thread??? the fuck

>>143752463
Lurk more retard.
Actually just fuck off back to wherever you came from.

Which girl is purest?

>>143752556
autism triggered

>>143753305
>calling out newfags is autism
Try harder, /b/-kun

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>>143748182

>ITs a your teammates stick with their "MAIN", even so it clearly isn't working and they get countered episode

Thats literally worse than bad players. I hope you don't do this guys!.

>>143753385
ignoring that there is a 99% chance ive been here longer than you , i didnt see the other thread in catalog, despite looking for all of 5 seconds, its not my fault you dont know the thread limit

>Guy using meme arrows in teamchat
>Telling everyone their shit
>Wants niggers dead

I know you're browsing this Dirtyharry65 you fucking autistic cunt

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>>143753773
>I don't understand this meme

post loli

TIL about a process called showbutting. Its when you get play of the game and try to show your character's butt

>sitting at main menu
>it picks roadhog to be the featured hero
>annoying grunting and heavy, labored breathing while I try to browse the internet

why

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>get 10 commendations as Mercy
>mfw
IT'S FUCKING NOTHING

>>143750473

Build your first line of defense at the first bend. Anything in direct view of the enemy spawn will just get BTFO shortly

when did you grow up out of childish omnic hating?

>>143752196
It's not

>>143754275
this this this

as someone who can't stand mercy, well placed mercy ults for your retarded team who walks into death, and healing/damage for your (1) good player can be crazy.

on another point lucio feels ten times better with a competent team.

>try to be a team player
>pick supports and tanks (because no one else will) and try to swap based on the map and enemy lineup
>JUST maintain a 50% win loss
>decide to be an asshole and exclusively play 56/Mccree/Genji
>win rate through the fucking roof, drowning in gold medals
There's no point supporting people who are worse than you are

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Nth for following your husbando like a shadow

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>>143754305

>Browsing the internet while running the game

Why? Just play it or shut it down.

>>143754327

Shut up and take it healslut. Take all ten of those dicks.

>>143754346
I don't even know what Omnics are. At this point the game has Dark Souls tier story/lore

>>143754327
>play a hero with 0 skillcap
>get rewarded

Makes me mad, the worst thing is when one of those Q-Reapers get a potm. What a fucking joke of a class. You learn nothing from playing him

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>tfw finally gitting gud with d.va
holy shit this is so fun
nothing feels better than staring at tryhard soldier 76s and mccree's with my shield up and then knocking them off the cliff with the boosters on route 66

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xth for brown girls

>>143754364
I meant to type 76, I think I'm number dyslexic

post your bad habits

>hear high noon
>instinctively always run away in pure fear, even if I can fight back

>>143753947

>on attack
>last guy to join goes widow when we already have a hanzo
>screams we need a support
>we tell him he's the last to join and the lowest level so he should go support
>calls us cucks
>proceeds to do jack shit all game

Why do people act like they're on 4chan when they're not on 4chan?

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Junkrat is still fun! FUN!

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TECHNOLOGY

>>143748640
I'm actually not sure who poo in the loo is referring to

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Should i buy Overwatch?
I like playing Support types

>Only lvl 8 and getting obliterated by enemy team

How fucked am I in the long run /vg/?

>>143747896
>when a meme goes to far

Wtf is going on with blizzard?

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>>143754393
>someone calls me a healslut in game
>no heal for you
lmao
>>143754414
>Survive a death blossom
>resurrect 4 people

>>143754458
i like how mercy has triggered flashing above her head when she watches rein charge off to his doom

>>143754446
>use a rocket for last hit when I wasn't under pressure and could have easily just kept shooting them
I don't think I should be keeping tri-rocket on CD as much as I do

>>143754475
No

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>>143754275
They're often, and typically best played in tandem. There should be two supports, not one.

>>143754390

>That can be pretty interesting too, but I usually got to hentai for that. I've accidentally found some really sweet comics that ended up just being about pretty, delicate girls falling in love with big fat guys because I was looking for stuff where they got corrupted and violated by fat old men.
That actually sounds like a nice change in pace. Much of what turns me on is driven by schadenfreude so people being happy isn't so bad once in a while.

>join in the middle of a losing match
>support needed
>don't want to fuck up muh stats on Lucio or Mercy
>pick Zen as my scapegoat for lost causes
>my balls to the face actually tilt the match in my team's favor
>get a clinch e+potshot on a DIE DIE DIE before anyone actually dies
With this could happen more often though. And I'm sorry Zen, I'm just too bad to play you without a teammate actually keeping tabs on me.

>>143754401

>In the not too distant future, Next Sunday AD
>Humans have developed AI to the point of sentience
>Oh shit Robots start killing us
>So begins the Omnic Crisis
>Overwatch is formed
>An elite strike force of soldiers, engineers, and scientists with the sole purpose of defending innocents around the world
>Omnics defeated
>But some Omnics still exist.
>Wildly distrusted by people (and for good reason)
>Basically become niggers of the future

There, I've explained the Omnics part of Overwatch's lore.

>>143754501
>survive a death blossom
>press q
I bet it was really hard for you to hit the button with your head.

>>143754467
the indian

>when there's more than one junkrat on your team
https://youtu.be/5g0CcQFf3Qo

PLEASE TELL ME

HOW DO I ENJOY THIS GAME

I CANT

I ALWAYS LOSE

MY TEAM GETS NOTHING DONE

IM THE ONLY ONE GOING FOR TANK

THE ONLY ONE GOING FOR SUPPORT

THE ONLY GUY GETTING KILLSTREAKS; GOLD OBJECTIVE TIME AND KILLS

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>know my team is going to lose during this overtime final push
>decide to go for one hail mary charge as rein
>hit their mercy and one shot pin her
>mfw she had ult
>mfw we won because of that

I really don't get pharah, she's like soldier but kinda worse?
Her rocket jumping isn't that great.

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>weekly brawl
>playing Pharah and fighting another Pharah in an air battle

shit was fun

>>143754625
randoms are literal retards, find some friends

>>143754651
average player have a hard time aiming/tracking vertically.

Reminder that unless you are

>In a stack
>Have voice communication
>Actually good

It is retarded to force shit like double McCree/double Lucio/double Tracer onto your team because you will most likely lose. You are not playing for $10,000 in a grand tournament, you're playing a fucking silly pub game.

>>143754414
priestess of the moon?

>>143753470
>having one "main"
>not having 5+ characters you can play competently as depending on what your team needs

>>143754625
play for fun
play as junkrat or lucio

>>143754625
Don't go tank or support. Pick an assault that you can 1v6 on (I like 76) and go ham. Fuck your team.

>the cod guy is retardedly easy to do well with

wew

Who degenerate healslut here?

I like playing with stuff up my ass.

>>143754532
This one's pretty much my favorite. The other one I really like (Chiisana Kuma) isn't up on exhentai anymore, except in Thai.
http://exhentai.org/g/487371/6a01a2de3e/

>>143754327
>>143754501
I want to pump her colon with my seed

>>143754669

>doing this same thing with another pharah
>a widowmaker one shots me

I cant fucking stand that whore

>>143754625

Play with friends

Or

Get good and drunk
Play for fun
Enjoy the funny characters and cool visuals and pretty effects.

>>143754458
>that fucking webm
a potg that isn't shit?

Good morning /owg/ are you all winning 50% of your matches today?

>>143748640
literally don't get close to her and she can't do shit.

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>>143754739
>pubbies still manage to fuck up with him

it amazes me

>>143754750
>want to try support
>''''''''''healslut'''''''''''' meme ruined support reputation

>>143754475
Yes

Playing Mercy is pubs is not worth it. Everyone are going different ways and expecting me to be able to heal everyone. I should just switch to Lucio.

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>>143754501
>denying health to teammates because they hurt your widdle feewings
>"I'm the most important class" air of superiority
Healer mains. All the same, in any game.

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>>143754830
57.8% lad

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mfw it's a someone picks bastion on attack episode

>play any low burst squishy
>winston casually strolls towards me while looking in my general direction

guess I got outplayed :^)

>>143754852
Pick Zen and support by driving your balls into enemy's face.

>>143754420
>Soldier 76 is tryhard now.

The memes have finally gotten to your brain it seems.

>>143754475

Let me tell you, I played Medic a lot in TF2.

I have had more fun playing as Lucio and Zenyatta in Overwatch than I ever had in the TF2 days.

>>143754852
It's not a meme.

>>143754830
I'm winning 85% of them

>>143754852
>thinking anyone other than lonely autists actually thinks that way when playing the game

Jesus Christ dude

>>143754414
>being this mad

sorry you're still a shitter and stuck in the gutter ranks of "our whole team got wiped by a reaper pressing q"

>>143754873
To be honest I think Lucio is the better choice most of the time

I played a game as Mercy once and basically kept healing everyone and managed to win the match for us by reviving in overtime, but Lucio still got Gold Healing. I've never ever been beaten by a Mercy in healing as Lucio, even if most of the time I'm on speed boost instead of healing.

Although I guess those resurrects can come in handy.

>>143754891
honestly leaping in and w+m1 on the Widow, Mercy, etc make my taint tingle.

careful of jumping on a zen though, if they're good they'll kill you before you kill them

>king's row
Shit
>anus temple
Shit
>hanamura
Shit
>CYKA industries
Shit


How do you manage to include so many garbage maps on a release version of a game with like 10 maps in total.

>>143754830
Losing, but getting on the commendation board and getting potg

PHARAH IS FUN AND HOT

>>143754959
I watched one of your last matches and you contiously got fucked by a reaper. So why do you act all high-horsey now? I don't get it.

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i thought maining x was just a meme

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Who do I play if I'm new, not very bright, want to be big and slow with lots of health, and most importantly, have a huge ass machine gun to mow everyone down with?

But seriously why am I getting 4 minute solo queue times until I'm finally dropped into a losing game already in progress?

Can we ban faggot koreans so we dont have to play with 300 ping gooks

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>>143754986

>Kings Row
>Shit

Get the fuck outta here

>>143754986
I literally only have fun on the KotH maps. Any point capture of payload pushing is fucking awful.

>>143755060
roadhog

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>>143754778
Don't we all.

>>143755060
Soldier 76

>>143755060
Literally roadhog, except machine gun is a ult

new patchnotes:

lucios hitbox is now removed from game

fan the hammer now reloads your gun as mccree

mercys ultimate builds up 75% quicker

bastion's turret has gotten a slight damage buff

reinhardts shield now last indefinitely

widowmakers sniper rifle is replaced by a ordinary semi-automatic rifle with a scope, this is only a cosmetic change.

fixed a bug where zenyatta would not die if someone would look at him mean enough

added blood to the screen when you get damaged while playing soldier 76

nerfed winstons damage

increased the size of roadhogs hook-hitbox

fixed a bug where it was possible to under rare conditions actully hit tracer

torbjorns turret now shoots marshmallows at enemies as intended

>>143754739
>do well

easy to do well, but overall very low skill ceiling.

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>>143755017
F A I R Y H A
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>>143755060
Bastion

>>143750473
How to fix Gibraltar:

1. remove the first checkpoint under the bridge

enjoy your balanced map

>>143754750
Good on you, but why are you telling us that?

>>143754739
Still higher skill requirement than most of the other heroes

>tfw have to warm up with a few games of S76 before I can play tracer.

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>>143755035
>pretending to recognize people on an anonymous image board

for what purpose

>Guy on my team never picked a character
>He's there all match, so it's a 5 v 6
>I go to get a drink after dying
>Kicked due to afk
Fuck Blizzard

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>>143755060

>>143755039
>using this shitty site unironically
Dont forget to link your facebook account to it so you can share your epic moments with your normiefriends

>woah that reaper penta-q kill was s1c|<

>>143754464
The Phalanx is a timeless defense.

mercy obviously loves roadhog because roadhog's big fat hp pool

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>Level 30
>only one shitty legendary skin for symmetra
>only a shitty 250 for roadhog who i never play
>just keep getting duplicates of shitty shit I already have for roadhog and symmetra

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>want to play mcree
>be really good with mcree
>usually win as mcree
>only use fan the hammer with the stun, 50% of the kills usually long range on Hanzo's who dont expect a headshot

>friend who basically "mains" Hanzo (Keep telling him not to but with him its either Hanzo or Tjodborn) tells me McRee is kinda low skill
>It bites at me
>Never play him again

It hurts lads

>>143754452
If you think that language is exclusive to 4chan you're sorely mistaken.
This place is shaped by its users.

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>>143754651
I was just playing an attack and push the payload. And she came in handy scaring off the 4 Meis the other team had.

>>143755147
>Steven Universe
Back to Tumblr.
>>143755153
Hey speaking of Battleborn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GH0Ghg0N1xY&feature=youtu.be&t=5m28s
5m28s in if the timecode doesn't work.

>>143752196
It's idk

Every 25 (in a row) will net you about 2-4 legendaries and if you open 100, you're on average ending up with 4-5k points in addition to those (dupes and coin drops combined)

>>143755156
>haha normies!! am I fitting in yet?

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>>143755060
Zarya. The other faggots who replied to you literally do not know shit.

>>143754630
When do we get a Kamen Rider hero, closest thing is Genji and he's more Gray Fox/Raiden.

>>143755153
>le big guy with le big gun
OC donutsteel

>>143755137
Most comp teams ignore it and set up at the hangar gates.

With retards in quick play I never even bother leaving the high ground that's adjacent to the bridge overlooking the payload. My team always runs around trying to fight them around the fucking corners of their spawn and die, Every, Fucking, Time

>>143751113
Mobile tank/disruptor, Winston is better but D.Va is viable
Stationary tank, Rein is way easier to be super effective with, Zarya is way harder but more rewarding

Roadhog is situational at best, his "tanking" usually involves charging up the opponent's ultimates

>>143755192
McCree is basically Reaper.
The hero is for tools.

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Playing in Sunday already gave me cancer.
> 3 snipers in attack everywhere
> toxic players
> insults
> no fun

Time to fap and go to Stellaris.

How do I get more FPS? I want to have fairly stable 300 like in CSGO

Been a while since I last played a lot of any multiplayer shooter. I can't tell whether this game makes me rage more than any other shooter or if it's me getting saltier with age.

>>143755242
>Zarya
>mowing people down

You do shit damage at 0 charge, and you need to have some level of awareness and thought to be putting shields on people

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>>143753110
Mercy, because she only loves girls

>>143754750
Hot, tell me more, do you main Mercy?

How do I get better at Genji? I'm doing ok but I think I should be more aggressive and utilizing his bursty combo a bit more.

>>143754920
no you are not

>>143755147
>fuck he got me how should I response... hm ah I got it lets use some obscure anime avatar and a meme

Classic.

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>>143755225
>getting triggered over reaction images

The one who should go to Tumblr is you.

>>143755317
it's the latter

>>143755318
git gud

>>143748182
this game is literally: get friends or fuck off

solo queue when?

>>143754452
Cucksucker Motherfucker detected

>>143755142
>love soldier 76, can destroy most people in 1v1 with pure tracking
>tracer is fun
>except
>literally every fucking other hero 1 shots you

at least the walk back to the fight is short

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>join in a losing game
>defeat
>leaving game, not enough players
>repeat steps 1-3

>>143755329
99% of my playtime is Mercy.
And a few minutes played as Lucio.

>>143755060
Mei.

I just got this game, i'm sittong on level 21, why do i my team gets people of even level 5, never going 25+, but i face against people that are even 57. and actually know what to do? the last enemy team i faced didin't had anyone under 30. jesus

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Is this what I think it is?

>>143755303
But Reaper is exclusively close range which I kinda hate

>>143755348
>Shillven Jewniverse
Back to Tumblr.

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>>143755153
literally meme character based on meme

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>>143755225

>This dialogue

Yesterday I was listening to the new Sleepycast and they mentioned that a lot of new stuff relies on "Bro Humor." Characters shouting AWESOME WOOOORDS as jokes instead of actually interesting or clever dialogue. Or saying stuff like "Because Reasons" or "Do the thing"

Literally every character in Battleborn uses this writing and it's exhausting.

>>143755318
She's the closest thing to a Heavy. Big fucking gun, hold the left click, a ton of fucking health. She just has more capabilities. She is mid to close range, unlike Roadhog who needs to land a hook or is close-range.

The shield just makes you fucking tankier. Zarya's left click is the closest thing to a huge ass machine gun to mow everyone down with. It doesn't take a fucking genius to shield and get energy either.

>>143755338
you're right I'm at 86%
https://masteroverwatch.com/profile/shared/ccfc8748b5daab8a

>>143755313
>using toxic unironically

Are you kidding me?

>>143755398
Korean?

>>143755364
Every hero 1 shots you because you're impossible to hit if you play well

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>>143755330
Wait for blizzard to buff his ult

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The biggest problem with solo pubs is that no one fucking talks to each other. Group and Team chat being split up among one another is also dumb.

>>143754772
This looks enjoyable, thanks.

>>143754873
>Everyone are going different ways and expecting me to be able to heal everyone.
Do what YOU need to do, don't worry about what others are crying about.

>>143755406
Not this guy, just interested: -do you watch anime?

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I do want to play Zarya from the gate but people say she's not easy at all to play.

How true is that?

>>143755282
yeah, and so all it does is give the attacking team double the amount of time.

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>>143755453

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>It's an "enemy team picked Mei" episode

So when are they adding hero bans

>>143754695
Double Lucio works great even with a minor amount of coordination which can be found in pubs.

>>143755192
mccree is absolutely shitter bait but hes not a drag on team comp unless you spend then entire match """flanking"""
while hanzo is both shitter bait and garbage
glass houses and whatnot

Change one characters ability to make them balanced.

Junkrat:
>Mine cannot be detonated until 1.5s after it touches the ground
>Mine can be switched to proximity detonation by pressing shift while the mine is placed.(Detonates if two or more enemies are close to it, or if any enemy steps on it). Mine can still be manually detonated

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>>143755441
wew lad impressive

>>143755457
I think his ult is pretty good actually. It's sort of like Reapers ult, only better on spread out points like the end of Gibraltar, whereas Reaper is better on tight points.

>>143755529
counter will all mcree

>>143755457
>120 damage a swing
>needing a buff

what are you smoking.

>>143755510
why don't you just fucking try her out

>>143755415
That's because Anthony Burch wrote for the game, and he lacks any actual talent. That and pop culture references are pretty much all he can do. Broforce does the HYPER-MANLY TALKING LOUD FUCK YEAH thing too, but there's so little text that it's not an issue.
This is just obnoxious.
>"Hey guys what should we have this soldier guys say?"
>"I dunno. You got any ideas, Jerry?"
>"What if he just yells about how great feminism is?"

>>143755364
>normally play Tracer hit-and-run, do as much damage as I can, take a hit or two and run for a health pack
>half my teammates die and the payload is getting close to the last point
>no time for health, fighting off four guys with 50 hp
>zip zap zippin around, dodging every stray grenade, trying to blink behind everyone who looks at me funny, going through enemy Reinhardt's shield every blink
>kill everyone taking minimal damage

WHAT A FUCKING RUSH

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>>143755510
That's fucking retarded. Take the front line, once it's established that you're not leaving, shield yourself and the other fucktard who went with you. Proceed to tape down your fucking left-click and right-click if they're too far. Ult a choke point when you know they're coming, or a cap point if they're all fucking there and you have backup.

That's literally fucking it.

>>143755456
Even when you juke people left and right there's always a hanzo arrow or a mei icicle or a reaper/roadhog randomly walking around the corner to 1 shot you. Maybe I just have shit luck.

Which OW team are our guys?

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fps babby here
what does tickrate do? is it the reason I get hooked by roadhog after pharah jumping or genji dashing away with perfectly fine ping?

Anyone wana play real quick.

Hmu ComfyWarrior#1252

>>143755529
>banning heros
>ban lucio
>other team bans mercy
>lel zen only forever

nice job

>>143755564
Genji is used much more in competitive than Reaper though. Watching some of the "pro" matches yesterday showed me how much a good Genji can be a pain in the ass. High Mobility>high damage is always much better in fps games.

>>143755441
>https://masteroverwatch.com/profile/shared/ccfc8748b5daab8a

holy shit, are you playing with friends?

>>143755631
Huh? Maybe you could reword that?

>tfw you play Mercy and enemy team's Winston focuses you 24/7
>tfw even when you float to someone they just ignore the rape ape

>>143755579
Contrast with Bastion, an upgrade in literally every way.

>>143755631
loooool e-celebs playing E-SPORTS who HYOOPPPPE here KappaPride

>tfw you have to pick Reinhardt or Lucio every game because you want a good winrate

I just wanna play 76 ;_;

>>143755546
Well, I don't really like any of the other offensive classes

Reaper is too fucking edgy and every time I get a POTG from a Q I feel deeply ashamed, I think Tracer is absolutely fucking useless apart from annoying one player persistently, I'm super shit as Genji most of the time and Soldier76 just feels like a more boring McRee because all you do is stand there pinging away at them and never get to do any cool shit

Who should I play, owg

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best skin+victory pose combo coming through

>>143755594
Burch had been gone from Gearbox by the time Battleborn rolled about. Burch sucks but he wasn't the only shitty writer at Gearbox.

>win 2 games
>get placed with retards


quitting doesn't count as a loss

>>143755680
Which Overwatch team, as in the players that form that team, are our guys?

>>143755641
Roadhog hook is hitscan. As long as his mouse was over your hitbox when he hit the button then you get hooked, regardless of whether you LoS him or fly away or whatever during the travel time.

The low tickrate does mean you might die to certain things after running around a corner or whatever, but Roadhogs hook is like that by design.

>>143755060
>TF2 player conforms

Roadhog

minigun is Q
shot gun is primary not 2nd
get shotgun AND sandvich (gas mask) E
fat and slow needs mercy (she can up dmg too)

I miss being below level 31.

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>>143755681
>play mercy
>don't have mic to tell team I'M GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS HELP
What else do you expect

>>143755690
Except Genji isn't a shit character who can't move

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what's her name again /owg/?

>>143755579
>slow startup
>forces you to jump in all the danger and possibly get killed

And then you got everyone running off and jumping right after they hear his ult.

>>143755695
you're on the esport board retard if that's your attitude you can kys

>>143755784

Forgiveness

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>>143755762
Blizzard needs to add a "HELP ME!" emote in the game.

>>143755441
>leave anytime you start losing
Nice

>>143755784
Cum connoisseur

>Playing Zenyatta
>Tracer blinks past allies and focuses me
>Get her almost dead
>She rewinds
>Get her almost dead again but die
Every time. How do I not be a shitter?

What character would Sam Hyde play?

>get dat Mercy POTG triple res on the point
>9k healing
>swapping targets
>giving dat damage boost
>dashing from target to target
>swapping out to muh blaster for them pickoffs
>enemy lucio gets all the medals instead for running in circles around 3 tanks

>next game
>same shit
>12k healing
>ressing tank every time he dies
>cart don't stop
>carrying the fuck out of my team
>junkrat gets a quad kill while we're all on the payload
>gets 9 fucking votes

>Start of game
>Select Soldier 76
>No tank
>Switch to Reinhardt
>Lose partially because I suck at reinhardt.
>Because I was soldier 76 for 1 second at the start of the match a loss is recored on his profile.

>get hooked by a roadhog while walking around a cliff
>cliff is behind me
>roadhog is in front of me
>the hook swings me around and throws me over the edge

The fuck?

>>143755784
useless

>>143755784
Attention seeking-syndrome

>>143755743
oh ok

>>143755724
https://twitter.com/_anthonyburch/status/509431430414618624
>Doing some writing for Battleborn, now fully realizing just how much fucking better a writer @aaronlinde is than me

>>143755848
>>143755853
>>143755856
This isn't your personal blog, retards

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i'm starting to believe the forced 50 meme
we still only lost by 10% in the last point

>it's a your team keeps running in a dying in single file episode

>>143755843
you dont play zen into tracer

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post yfw you see someone over lvl 50

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>be depressed at a loss
>get this

ok i guess it's not all so bad

>>143755752
>your primary left click is your ultimate
>you can't suppress an area as roadhog
Okay.

>switch to 76 when team comp is shit since he's self sufficient with his heal
>he's one of my characters with the most losses
>never know if it's because I'm bad or if because I only play him when my team is doing stupid shit like symmetra/torbjorn/hanzo/widow on offense, which is often

I mean I get gold medals but that's typically easy as fuck and I do it on most characters unless I'm support or tank (hog and zen don't count)

>>143755907
ME OOGA
TEAM BOOGA

>>143755848
Mercy is even more braindead to play than junkmouse, so it makes sense.

>>143755817
Yes hello what is the source please?

>>143755962
Oh hey it's my first and only ebin skin too

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>Enemy team has 2 McRees
>Just playing Soldier and fucking them unless they flash me
>End the game with 4 gold medals & a silver
>1 of the McRees gets voted to the moon for 20 fan the hammer kills over 4 gold medals
wew

Also
>Run around a corner
>McCree
>He somehow fails to kill me with flash hammer
>Run away
>Out the door
>Oh look, second McCree
>Flashed and double hammered
ebin

>>143755817

Mercy automatically says "Keep them off me" and "I could use some assistance"

Though honestly she needs a "SHOOT THE PEOPLE WHO ARE SHOOTING ME YOU FUCKING MOUTHBREATHING RETARDS" line

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>>143755957
>be only lv14
>get more kills than them

I got on an objective about a second before the overtime ended and it didn't register me, is this the 20 tick servers?

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>5 random soldiers and a little girl save the world.

That was a fun match.

>>143755172
Same, but I got " ;) " voice for D.Va which is just the best to spam.

>>143755813
reflect shit that's a danger to you

wait until the swords out to go in

it doesn't need a buff

>>143755664
oh course i am

>>143755984
Want me to upload the full pic?

>>143756005
Agreed.

DON'T PICK UP SNIPERS ON ATTACK FUUUUUUUUCK

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NA or EU I play on both, add me pls Stoaga#2684

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>>143755817
I was actually thinking that as I was typing it. It would fucking work. Just assign it to F.

>>143755875
So he did do some. But while you were right, that also strengthens my point: Burch wasn't the only shitty writer at Gearbox.

>>143755784
Amnesty

>>143756070
That would be great because I grabbed a bunch of Mercy stuff the other day and never saw one that looked like that.

Bastion = free 5 gold medals

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>>143755957
>playing hanamura
>obligatory mcree
>gets a fucking quadruple high noon on my team while I'm going to point
>someone points out his level
>76
so this is the power of NEETdom

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>lose
>still get potg

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>pay for a game
>people try to tell you what to play

>Two people on my team pick Roadhog
>"Please change"
>lolno
>Enemy team shits out ultimates constantly because of them feeding energy
>Roadhogs blame the rest of the team when we lose

Fuck
off

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>come across a 5 mei, 1 reindhardt team
>continuously gun down the meis as 76

granted it was a pretty long match with all the ice walls
that waifu shit can get off my lawn

>>143755813
> possibly get killed
a good genji is hard to kill. You remind me of those morons who say Tracer is squishy and easy to kill because she has 150 hp(genji even has standard 200 hp like most offense characters). I mean forget that they are one of the most mobile characters in the game.

>>143756118
Get back to us once you hit level 15

>>143756054
>Not 6 Soldiers
Dun goofed.
We're all soldiers now.

>>143755887
>giving your opinion

this isn't your personal blog retard

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>>143756129
>get potg
>it's of you killing a single guy

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Oh the delicious endless tears of scrubs.

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am i doing okay

Honestly Hanzo is a lot of fun, but with how fast paced the game is what you end up doing is just spamming arrows at head-level and hoping somebody walks into them.

Wallhack arrow is amazing utility and scatter arrow is pure RNG.

And then ryuu ga waga go fuck yourself is a great ult.

Pharah is fucking ridiculous in both offense and defense and has 0 counterplay.

Playing Mercy with pugs is the most trying thing in the world.

>>143756107
There: http://i.imgur.com/hieeOyP.jpg

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Perfection

>Recognize some shitters from /hotsg/ switching to OW
>Play with them
>They all suck
Bronze in games, bronze in life

>Have 4 gold medals as Reinhardt
>Get a card for 13k blocking

WHY BLIZZARD

>>143755743
>As long as his mouse was over your hitbox when he hit the button then you get hooked
This game mang, could it get even more casual?

>reaper exists

Oh wait, yes it can.

>>143755762
>yell it into the mic
>1/1 players in voice chat lobby

Thanks team.

>>143756186
I don't have a personal blog called retard. What are you talking about?

>>143756206
>scatter arrow is pure RNG
Kill yourself m8

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Is the anywhere where I can see all the available badges for levels?

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>Really like Junkrat
>Hate his skins

I think edgy creepy clowns are the dumbest and Edgy Creepy scarecrows are just as bad

Come on Blizz. Give me a fucking Crocodile Dundee skin or a Warboy

>>143756090
No, but I would wager that the shittiest lines came from him. You can always pick his writing out from his colleagues' because he always brings fucking feminism into it for no reason, in a way that has nothing to do with anything else. It's a large part of why I don't touch Gearbox stuff anymore.

>>143755762
>float to a Soldier with rape ape in tow
>Soldier gets zapped too
>starts bunnyhopping and doesn't even look towards me or the ape

>>143756118
You mean from all those kills I farm off him? Although it's pretty hard to get objective time and healing from that.

>>143756207
>Soldier 76, Widow, Rein, McCree, Roadhog

>>143756193
the fuck is this website?

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Can anyone give me any pointers on how to get better with Tracer?

I can do well sometimes and take out 3-4 guys, but sometimes I'll be dying a shit ton.

Do I use only 2 blinks at a time and save the last for emergency's? Also, is it better to go for tanks like Reinhardt/Roadhog?

>>143756207
shes too flexible and there is only one hero who can really shut her down

too much mobility with too good of a weapon does that to characters

>>143755398
I don't fucking know, anon, i can't read minds over the internet.
Can somebody translate the bug runes?

>>143756129
Happened to me once and it's nothing impressive

>Junkrat
>killed a McCree with a nade to the face
>killed a widowmaker that's zip lining straight up to me
>potg

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>>143755415
>new Sleepycast
>Chris, Zach, Niall and Cory
>no Jeff
>no Mick
>HappyHarry as a guest

>>143756193

That's some low fire mate

>>143755743
>hitscan

no it's not he has to lead to the right of the enemy since it comes from the left of the screen

t. roadhog that lands 75% hook

>>143756207
shoot her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXX8URSUWm0
Overwatch version when

>>143756284
just wear jailbird: it's simple, noticable, and pays homage to his homeland prison island

>>143748182
Anyone else find it really hard to get good at this game? Try to get good at a hero and find they're shit but come across the same enemy hero and it's amazing. Aiming is particular hard, which I thought I'd be good at considering I have always played pro in all my other shooters.

>>143756315
This

How do I actually output any damage as her? I tried playing and even though I tried to generally aim for the heads, it took like 2 reloads to kill one shitter by which time 4 of his other team mates were already there bullying me

>>143756192
>language filter on

>>143756207
>0 counterplay

widowmaker

mcree

76

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Is there a hero in this game that is boring because all he/she does is heal or buff other people, being unplayable otherwise because the only "attacks" are a last resort.

And yet you're probably the most important person on a team?

>>143756207

Literally just shoot her, any hitscan character can absolutely destroy her.

>>143756349
how do i git gud

>>143755715
tracer has like the second or third highest consistent dps in the game combined with the absolute best mobility, shed be 100% broken if stuns didnt exist and will likely be stacked 2-3 to a team in every comp game if/when they nerf mccrees flashbang and dont touch her in the process
reaper is really only useful in koth because he can pulp tanks and contest the point for free
soldier and pharah are both pretty good, soldier because hes both self-sufficient and beneficial to teammates to have around since he can pressure snipers/tanks at range and keep the healer alive with e aand pharah because she can pick <250 hp classes effortlessly and deny pushes with her conc grenade

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>>143755957
>be level 5
>matched against level 30 players who completely steamroll you

Yeah good matchmaking you got there, thank god we don't have dedicated servers.

>>143756275
scatter arrow is the literal definition of RNG though

sometimes you use it correctly (shoot it into a narrow pathway) and the bounces absolutely annihilate somebody, and somebody the bounces do not really do anything

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what are good heroes for carrying solo queue with no support
no I'm not going support either

>hear about how hard Zenyatta is the most difficult support
>make sure the orbs are always on someone
>hail down suppressing fire from the second line
>ult when pushing or as a counter-ult

What am I missing?

>>143756347

You don't like Mick? Frankly I just wish Cory would fucking get off the show. His Autism has ruined several episodes.

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be sure to thankspank her after every game

>>143756054
I want one like that with 4 lucios, 1 Mercy and 1 Soldier and the caption "don't you ever talk shit to my wife's sons ever again"

>>143756401
Mercy

>>143756372
>How do I actually output any damage as her?
Good tracking, aim for the head. She does a lot of damage assuming you land the bullets.

>>143756401
pic related
>>143756085

>>143756428
his health makes him difficult

>>143756401
Mercy is literally TF2 medic but she can fly and damage boost and shit

>>143756193
><60% winrate

No.

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>>143756442
I am the Mercy most of the time, should I spank myself?

>>143756428
It's so hard to position him if the enemy widow/hanzo is even somewhat competent

>>143755110
Just letting you know I liked your post anon

>>143756192
Dude ask your mom to remove the language filter if you can't do it yourself or just ask her to turn of the parental control thing completely. . Also this site is 18+.

when the fuck will they make it so that mercy ult gets interrupted if she gets stunned or killed before the animation finishes

>kill mercy first
>she walks back to B site from spawn
>kill her before she can start even saying her ult
>everyone gets ressed anyways

what the fuck is the counterplay

>>143756485
i can't carry the whole team though

>>143756463
Guess I'll keep being shit until I improve

Kinda embarrassing to be playing something you're so shit at at level 20 though

>>143756428

>hail down suppressing fire from the second line

This is the thing nobody seems to get.

Every new Zenyatta player runs straight into the fray and dies immediately. This makes them think he's hard. It's literally just all about making sure you aren't the only target for the enemy

Unfortunately he's a glowing floating golden robot so it's kind of hard not to be the center of attention

>>143756213
I'm not that adorable.

My hips are rather wide for a dude, though it's pretty hairy.
At least it means I never have to wear a belt.

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>>143756442
I thank the other teams Mercy for making them lose.

>>143756347
>>143755415
Is this something I should be listening to? The only podcast I normally keep up with is Maddox's.
Sean > Dick > Asterios > Maddox
Seriously they need ot just make Asterios an official member because he shows up so often.

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>yfw the first time you used shift on a flying pharrah as mercy

Reaper is perfect for solo queue.

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>our bastion sits in a corner
>enemy Genji walks up to him
>presses E
>bastion kills himself
>"wow retard team where are heals wtf"

>>143756374
>>143756518
hey faisome, is that you?

>>143756315
Never go for tanks alone, take pot shots at them from behind while they are distracted by teammates.

>>143756416
The pattern is 100% static. They changed it from random in the beta. The skill ceiling is still up there bro. Go practice.