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pure sex edition

Previous timeline: >>143691806


Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.

-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/

-The Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm

-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/

-Recommendbin
>http://pastebin.com/QKYUQFbe

-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc

-Fangamebin
>http://pastebin.com/ZHASpj9h

-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen

-Flockdraw
>http://flockmod.com/undertale

-Cytube
>Channel: Undertale

-Zeemap
>https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1873782

-Shimejbin
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY

-IRC Channel:
>#undertalegeneral on Rizon
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>>143721510
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>>143721510
I HATE THIS THREAD
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spaghet
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Fuck this thread edition.
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nth for shitty baking skills
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xth for flowey
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>>143721510
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJGZhihi5yA
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sans
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>>143721656
Omega.
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Alright, can we just NOT have everything go to shit this thread? Fuck.
Dead hours are approaching. How is everyone tonight?
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>>143721679
>>143721572
>>143721573
Why are you guys getting mad? Its SFW
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>>143721736
I love you
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Would you pet Endogeny?
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What's your favorite easter egg in Undertale?
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>>143721510
Oh come on!

>Pure sex edition
>So Sorry
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>>143721782
I love you too.
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>>143721510
so sorry is kinda cute when he's with his undertale design and not the actual samael fatass design
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>>143721736

>>143721772
im chillin, life's pretty good senpai. how are you?
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>>143721793
Does Endogeny have multiple separate cocks or just one big cock made up of a bunch of other cocks bunched together?
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nice
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Reminder that Blooky is for rape.
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>>143721772
I'm doing okay. I am currently working out how to color with detail digitally. It's actually going okay.
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>>143721828
wait what. That the first new thing I've seen in months.
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>>143721772
just hangin. you?
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>>143721828
isn't that just a glitch
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>>143721772
I'm depressed and alone. You?

>>143721828
I like the jokes you get when naming Chara. They're great.
>BPants
>"You are really scraping the bottom of the barrel."
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>>143722036
>>143722073
That's a fangame you dinguses
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fresh
>>143721772
Just got done watching the new Jojo with some friends, its storming pretty hard outside so i'm probably going to spend the rest of the night reading comics or watching card game streams for maximum comfy
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>>143721510
I'd hug the fuck out of So Sorry.
Not Samael, of course. He's disgusting. Just So Sorry.
Preferably if he wears the jester hat.
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>>143722121
Which fangame
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>>143721942
Separate ones. More to love.

>>143721934
I've never seen the original design. Can you tell me where to find it?
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>>143721828
naisu
Are you going to make your own music for this game?
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nth for the friskiest Frisk I feel I can safely post here.

NOTE: this picture is for the purposes of the pure sex edition. The Frisk is not for sex.
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>>143721942
jokes on you, endogeny has multiple dog vaginas because it's just a bunch of bitches put together.
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COCK SOCK
O
CK

S
O
C
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>>143721772
>can we not have everything go to shit
i refuse

>>143722331
>not for sex
yea good luck with that
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>>143722342
Real Amalgamates hours?
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>>143722263
http://samael.tumblr.com/
It's literally just his fat/inflation fetish dragon fursona. So Sorry is a lot more cartoon-fat, if you know what I mean. Kinda egg-shaped, where Samael has literal man titties.
Even Samael's mockups of So Sorry in other parts of Undertale, like a shop, fuck of the cartoony aspect and make him gross looking.
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>>143722342
But it's made up of all of the dogs' parents
Which means that it should have a bunch of fortune cookies in addition to a cock/cocks
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>>143722331
frisk is 100% for sex when she's older and in a stable relationship
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>>143722331
>>143722438
> those pics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEV_0VqZTXE
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>>143722331

>Frisk is not for sex

Yeah, ok.
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>>143722443
Didn't mean to quote that.

>>143722503
Thanks. I can't wait to see this amazing artwork. Pray for me
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>>143722432
how the fuck could ANYONE be turned on by this, it's just a sheet with a face
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Don't you guys have like better things to get in arms about than some flabby ass drawn tiddies on the internet
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So hold up, does sea tea give you a speed boost if you take it right before but outside of a battle or do you need to already be in the battle for it to work?
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>>143722205
I can't wait for the next episode!
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>>143722325
No, but I am using some other Toby Fox tunes that aren't in Undertale

>>143722121

You guys are much sharper than reddit
https://www.reddit.com/r/Undertale/comments/4liozv/wall_humping_easter_egg/
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>>143722438
Frisk is not for sex. Frisk is only for frisking and flirting.
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>>143722658
not really, no
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>>143722678
you do it in battle and it works for the duration of the entire battle after you eat it
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>>143721939
That's nice to hear.
I'm doing alright, I woke up a bit ago.

>>143722027
"Going okay" sounds better than "going terribly." I'm sure you're doing fine.

>>143722057
A bit of a headache, but I'm alright.

>>143722092
Same here, to be honest.

>>143722205
You always seem to have the most comfy shit going on, man. Lucky you.
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>>143722708
I could tell because the wall spazzing is way off from the original
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>>143722708
Jesus, how are they that stupid when there's an entire subreddit dedicated to datamining the whole game? You'd think they'd check the text dump.
Also, do you know about this?
http://tobyfox.net/msuics/
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>>143721706
young sans and his family
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>>143722821
I'm working on it ;_;
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN3c0T3Zhi0

Wha? oh, dont mind me. just walking by.
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>>143708834
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>>143722912
high quality rip and tear
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>>143722752
I hope so, I originally thought it was going to be shitty, but I am actually surprising myself.
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>>143722870
do you think grillby would really take care of them?
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>>143721939
good shit. sauce?
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>>143722864
I do now, thanks.

Here's one way I'm using other Toby music
http://spookerk.tumblr.com/post/144976044733/features
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>>143722692
I know right? I'm glad we're already done with the boring part of part 4 and have entered the golden age of Jojo, its especially fun because 3 of the guys I watch it with are watching it 100% blind so its fun to see their reactions.

>>143722752
>You always seem to have the most comfy shit going on
it helps having a bunch of easy to do hobbies and the weather has been very nice here lately plus I try not to talk about the shitty things going on in my life
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I just finished Undertale, what are some cool theories I can read that have nothing to do with Ness?
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>>143722645
He's a big soft fleshlight you can cuddle.
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Here you go, ang. I find Blooky to be most attractive when he's cute.

Handsome Blook thrown in just for you.
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>>143723101
>pony shit
And to think I liked you.
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>>143723070
Grillby is a strict but loving parent
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>>143723159
>dat handsome blook
11/10
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>>143723221
Don't you like Toby?
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I'm gonna go to bed.

But im also gonna leave this gote here.

If anyone trys to kill this gote, a bigger gote will appear out of nowhere and protect it.
(hugging does not count as killing)
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>>143723101
Glad to have helped.
Also, "havercity.mp3" and "mystery.mp3" on that toby fox site share the same first few notes as an unused sound in the actual game called "snd_ballchime.ogg"
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>>143723076
same guy that drew this. i swore i liked them but theyre not there. i will search again though, do not fret dear anon
>>143723226
love the fire gifs
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>>143723101
I like it.
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Vote please if you haven't
http://www.strawpoll.me/10337203
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>>143723487
i got you fampai
https://twitter.com/karakara303

do they have a blog or something? thanks by the way.
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>>143722438
>>143722331
>>143722618
You guys are going away for a long time.
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>>143723350
Goodnight, gote anon. We'll take care of it?.
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>>143723652
oh i dont know, i dont follow artists really, just look, save and move on mostly
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>>143723353
>Also, "havercity.mp3" and "mystery.mp3" on that toby fox site share the same first few notes as an unused sound in the actual game called "snd_ballchime.ogg"
WHAT IF HAVERCITY.MP3 IS THE THEME FOR WHEN FRISK IS IN THE CAPITAL/RUINS CITY
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>>143723159
were you the guy who was dissing my art? to tell the truth I don't even remember

regardless that's pretty handsome
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>>143723814
same here for the most part. thanks for your help anon
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>>143723883
I didn't mean it to get that out of hand, if it makes you feel any better.

But yes.
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>>143723540
>no fire or skeletons
step it up
>>143723886
i didnt do much but youre welcome friend
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The spider a cute! Cute! CUTE!!!

Just woke up from a nap, did I miss something?
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>>143722432
As the dude who drew >>143722645, I was mostly inspired by that nsfw audio kinda thing you hear so much about: http://spectraltremors.tumblr.com/post/135597563167/summary-sometimes-napstablook-needs-a-firm
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Updated Flowers!
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>>143723828
>havercity.mp3 is mystery.mp3 with way more instruments
>snd_ballchime.ogg is the beginning of mystery.mp3 but with even less instruments
>the demo had grandpasemi.ogg, which was the beginning of metal crusher but with less instruments
>the one patch we've had so far added grandpasemi back in as grandpatemi, for a small thing involving interactions with temmies
TOBY YOU FUCK
HE PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE
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>>143724210
nothing important. here's a spooder that i just saw though

>>143724286
love it
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Imagine cuming into Napstablooks mouth as he cries.
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ayy lmao
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requesting this but as Frisk and instead of lady it says Toriel
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>>143721510
someone make an asrielle edition
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Updated Spooks!
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>>143724376
oh shit
we forgot to take flowey out of his infinity flip and he somehow flipped onto the goddamn moon

also he's about to die because space
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>>143724286
I feel accomplished to be a part of this, as silly as it is.
>>143724356
Rare!
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>>143724362
that would be kinda rude
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>>143724007
well here's how I look at it: The only people who can talk shit about an artist's work are the people who don't draw, because they have the excuse of not knowing how hard it is.

You, on the other hand, have demonstrated that you don't have that excuse.

Take it however you want.
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Howdy guys, gonna repost my fic

Bottom: Asgore experiences the fun of being the bottom in the relationship
http://pastebin.com/SML7EaqP

Hope you guys enjoy!
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>>143723107
It's still really far away, but personally, I'm kind of concerned about how they'll handle the Highway Star arc and all of Steel Ball Run.

Season 1 was practically a slideshow without the special effects, so I'm a little worried.
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>>143709089
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>>143724448
Hell yeah, happy to be in it. Wish I did the Flowey one, wasn't there that day.
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>>143724448
Whoo hoo!!
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>>143724448
13 waifus/husbandos saved.
Save your waifu/husbando now! Draw Napstablook.
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>>143722926
Cute! Thank you, pumpkin.
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>>143724448
>my hideous fishlip ghost is there

OH GOD I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS FOR A COLLAGE

I'M SORRY
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>>143724484
That or basically the same thing that happen to Kars
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>>143724286
>tfw 3 of those are mine
lel
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>>143723226
true, that.
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>>143724537
That's what cock socks are for, rough degrading sex.
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>>143724618
oh!! it's beautiful!
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>>143724801
blooky is not a cock sock you heathen
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>>143724618
Thanks Petite, it's great!
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>>143724732
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>>143724732
He's going to be like the jorge joestar's Kars. god that was a great cluster fuck
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>>143724498
fresh actually

>>143724618
cute as fuck
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>>143724562
I completely forgot about the highway star fight, that shit is going to awesome

personally i'm most looking forward to the part where Josuke scams Rohan using an alien, everything to do with Killer Queen and Kira, Stay Cat and the Rock Paper Scissor duel

I hope they get a bigger budget for part 5 onwards since the fights get more and more intense

>>143724732
You mean where he ends up living on the moon with 36 other versions of himself from different timelines?

>>143724964
yeah it was
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>>143724618
cute!
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>>143724964
Did they ever finish translating that into English?
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>>143724903
Your right, he's for rubbing your clit on and smooching when your horny
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>>143724210
>>143724356
>Muffet will never wrap you up in her web like a sticky sleeping bag
Logically, the only place for the webs to come out of is her asshole
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>>143722645
I'm not turned on, but I can see the benefits of having a submissive spectral onahole around.

WOO WOO
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>>143725181
I don't think so. kira changing his name to kira kira was the best part
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>>143725205
>clit
boys have dicks anon i've explained that to you three times this week
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Goat

Children
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>>143725207
were you the guy who was trying to beat sans last night? i remember a guy wanting to look for muffet ass webs. how'd it go?
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>>143724686
here
>>143725002
I meant rare as in "I have not seen that before". It being fresh explains it though.
Thanks for sharing. I vow to never go to reddit or tumblr, and pray for those brave souls who dare enter.
>>143725207
Spinnerets*. Also, according to the text during her fight, she wraps you in a purple web in a matter of seconds, so it is safe to assume she creates silk with magic.
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>>143725338
Wait what are you guys talking about?
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>>143724540
awesome stuff. thanks doogs
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Heading to bed again, goodnight/utg/, I love you!
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>>143725351
What if IM NOT A BOY
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>>143725548
Goodnight, anon. Sleep well.
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>>143724210
>did I miss something?
>implying there's something to miss
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>>143725486
Thanks, glad you liked it

>>143725548
Goodnight
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>>143725381
Came home from work, tried it a few times, got dunked, decided I wasn't feeling up to it today.
I'll probably try on Monday or something, Sans after work is hell.
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>>143725548
i eagerly await your return my prince, sweet dreams
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>>143725473
The noncanon Jorge Joestar novel.

>>143725338
So glad Lisa Lisa didn't try to go to Morioh in canon.
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>>143725548
Sleep well.
>>143725617
So there was nothing to miss, gotcha. That's why I asked.
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>>143725473
An alternate universe with 36 Kars, one of who can convince stands to fuck off and join him, which he uses to get all the main antagonist's stands, turns them into Requiem modo and all other shenanigans. Also kira tries to attract Lisa Lisa by changing his name and ends up dancing with her half dead body
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>>143725374
looks like a gote wearing a wig

here's some old gote frisk. i miss when people drew her with black/almost black fur. doesn't make sense but i like the look of it.

>>143725458
my bad. thanks, we need it haha, tumblr is hell. that one came from twitter though actually.

>>143725643
understandable, good on you for trying anyway. good luck in advance.
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>>143725593
then that would mean youre a girl... oh, you want to be a girl, i see. still, wanting to be a girl doesnt just magically give you a vagina
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>>143724448
Oh I didn't even see this! There's my dumb lop-sided blook.
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Is it wrong that i have the urge to do very lewd things to the ghost?
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>>143725802
By "reddit" I meant "tumblr", so my bad, too.
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>>143725649
>tfw you will never treat the boxboy like a prince
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>>143725802
whoops. should've put they, my bad.
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>>143725820
Nope, i have a vag, ive had it since birth.
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>>143725870
>>143725802
FUCK I MEANT TWITTER. HOW DOES BRAIN WORK.
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>>143725862
Yes

Only lewd the robot or his alternate pink ghost form.
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>>143725997
haha don't worry about it anon, i fuck up like that all the time
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>>143725458
>Spinnerets
She don't have no spinneret on her boy, therefore I assume it's an internal spinner.
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>>143725862
No but it's spoopy
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>>143724210
The spider a DEMON!
Something something, people fighting if it's worse to fuck fire or ghost, something something blogposting, something, COYA with goats, something.
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>>143725871
he is my prince and i his noble servant, i live to fulfill his needs and grant him wishes of restful nights
>>143725993
i dont get why people lie on the internet
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>>143725917

Is his parent still here? I wanna see if he'll change his mind and give me his blessing to smooch
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Ghost > Fire
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>>143725651
>>143725748
I'm looking at the jojo wiki on this right now
wow this sounds stupid
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>>143726029
Is it wrong that i want to fug both of the ghosts?
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>>143726134
What kind of needs?
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>>143726204
It falls under so stupid it's good.
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Repostan for USA nights:
Blooky lewd!
With Shyren!
http://pastebin.com/MkXfTVU7
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>>143726254
Yes, yes it is.

>>143726197
Don't do this again.
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>>143726049
She don't have nothing, therefore I assume it's magic.
>>143726127
The spider a average monster from the world of Undertale. A CUTE one, at that.
Sorry if it's a dumb question, but what's a COYA?
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>>143726134
Why do you think im a boy?
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>>143725050
Seeing pic related and the Crazy Diamond is Unbreakable finally animated is going to be absolutely fantastic.

I'm sad that Josuke and the Duwang gang aren't relevant or even mentioned (sans Rohan) in Part 6, but seeing what Pucci did to Jotaro, it's probably for the best.
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>>143726367
COYA = choose your own adventure
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>>143726372

Because everyone knows grills don't go in the internet, silly.
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>>143726398
*cyoa
?
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>>143726148
you'll never get it
>>143726260
i cook and clean for him as well as arranging dates for potential suitors
>>143726372
we all boys here, no homo
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>>143726413
Fag.
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You idiots, don't you know that Ghost = Fire?
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>>143726461
i'm dyslexic so yes
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>>143726398
anon

are you dyslexic
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I think So Sorry's cute i'd jerk off to any well-drawn cute porn of him too

I'm completely serious.
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>>143726464
What is he like at home?
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>>143726292
DIO's stand is called "The Passion" and resembles Jesus Christ...
Are you fucking kidding me
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>>143726197
True dat.
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>>143726464

I'll get it if his parent says I do
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Goodnight anons.
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>>143726639
Sleep well.
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>>143726567
i honestly thought he was a kangaroo when i first saw him. i was unfamiliar with his source at the time
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>>143726524
Hot ghost!
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Reposting best AU because it is unfortunately relevant.
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alphys vore when
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>>143726506

At least I'm not a lieing fag
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>>143726595
he's a good person, great manners, strong yet delicate and an intellectual as well
>>143726623
that was me homeboy
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>>143726727
I thought roughly the same thing, I don't see what's so bad with the character when you only take it in context of Undertale, which is probably how you should take it anyway
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>>143726524
I'll settle for this
fuku and napstablook chilling on the floor when
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>>143726389
I like that each part for the most part has its own cast, though Jojo is probaly the series that did legacy characters the best. DIO, Speedwagon, Jotaro and Joseph work but I didn't really like Polnareff in part 5 and i'm glad that Giovanni didn't show up in 6 despite it being hinted at
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>>143726610
Is the concept really any stranger than the US President attempting to use the superpower-granting corpse of Jesus Christ to make America great again?
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>>143726831
Wait, so he's your son but also your prince?

Have you ever caught him masturbating?
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>>143726894
yeah, i wouldn't have batted an eye if not for samael himself, toby actually did a pretty good job given all the horrible baggage the character has from outside the game
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>>143726831

Didn't you give it to some lame-o last night anyway
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>>143726969
Valentine did nothing wrong and was the greatest
president that ever existed
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>>143726729
I don't want to fuck the fire but angstrom makes that very difficult.
I don't want to fuck the ghost but also ghost Metta makes that very difficult.

>>143726931
There you go.
>>
I see the fandoms taken to trolling itself to death.

By the way, that fat self-inserting faggot made more than he spent on backing the game by jewing other dumbass furries for undertale commissions, enjoy that knowledge.
>>
>>143726894
>>143727038
i think he's just poorly designed in general. his fight and getting to said fight is tedious and i think he's kind of obnoxious to look at.

other than that though yeah i'm not particularly offended by him
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>>143726969
I'm guessing that happens too
doesn't it
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would you get crazy with the roboto
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>>143727024
>not considering your son to be a prince
shit parenting and no he doesnt do that
>>143727052
if having morals and finding higher education is lame then yes i did
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>>143727186
Does it work on humans?
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unhappy customer
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>>143727186
Are you implying I WOULDN'T get crazy with the robot?
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>>143727064
The fake offer he made to Johnny was such a tease. It felt like we were so close to having the first "Everybody Lives" ending since Diamond is Unbreakable, but it turning out to be all a trick was disappointing.


>>143726952
I see what you mean. I wouldn't want JoJo to end up like, say, the Pokemon anime where it eventually becomes stale from overusing the same cast.
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>>143721772
I'm good, I'm just waiting for that mettaton anon to start questions so I can write again
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>>143727251
But he's a growing boy, he needs release. He's probably so pent up...
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>>143727369
>waiting for that mettaton anon
Well, I'm glad you're doing good. By the way, I'm just trying to think of what to ask.
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>>143727064
He was going to Make America Great Again
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>>143727396
why do you think i arrange dates for him? he needs a good man or woman to help him
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>>143727186
Probably.
>>143727297
How would anyone be unhappy when they are holding pure joy and delight right on the spot?
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sans
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>>143727251

I don't even think that anon has come on tonight. I'm here and ready to serve your boy.
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pants
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>>143727606
Shit, those actually look really good.
Still a demon though.
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>>143727540
But he would have screwed over the rest of the world if he succeeded.
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sciencefriends
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>>143727746
Yes, and?
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* Asriel tells you that you are very tasty.
* You feel more and more nervous...
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>>143727625

sans
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>>143727606
they spent their entire savings and MORE on it.

I'd be pretty unhappy with my purchase too.
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>>143727665
and how would you do so?
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>>143727805
are there any more of these? I need one with "HIRE A SAMURAI"
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>>143727710
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>>143726931
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>>143727742
Resist, robotfriend.
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>>143727769
Even if it's for the sake of your people's happiness, making innocents suffer just ain't right.
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>>143727710
>>
Perfect.
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>>143727924
what an unlikely duo! looks great petite
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>>143727746
>>143727540
>>143727960
>>143727769
>would have
>implying that he didn't succeed anyways
Well tell part 8 at least
>>
Most important poll of you lives, consider suicide after voting because no other decision you make will be nearly as important

http://www.strawpoll.me/10338664
http://www.strawpoll.me/10338664
http://www.strawpoll.me/10338664

>>143727516
Something about whatever gets the most votes?
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>>143727924
and thus, we entered an era of peace

Thank you
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>>143727972
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>>143727960
So? You think other countries wouldn't do the same if given the opportunity?
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i like all this new nicepants art we seem to have gotten recently
because im a huge sucker for nicecream guy types irl
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>>143727803
>tfw no goat boyfriend to lick you
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>>143727742
You know you want it.
Ghosts are closer to demonic beings than spiders desu.
>>143727813
But doesn't the sweet, sweet taste of spiders make anything worth it?
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>>143728110
same
>tfw no nice cream guy bf
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>>143728110
>>143728217
you'll find someone guys
just keep searching and don't give up
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>>143727952
But they look so good though.

>>143728159
>Ghosts are closer to demonic beings than spiders
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>>143728326
he's not real, im delusional but not that much
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>>143728159
>Ghosts are closer to demonic beings than spiders desu.
Don't lie to him!
Ghosts are tender and pure.
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>>143722331
>that asshole
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post good images done by artists who you know use their powers to commit evil on undertale characters
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Does anyone know where i can read a english translation of that Jorge joestar novel thing because now i want to read it
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So, what's Asriel looking at /utg/?
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>>143728043
Maybe I'm remembering the ending wrong, but I thought because Lucy killed Dio before he could properly store it, no one got the Holy Corpse in the end.

>>143728107
Is it just me, or is this starting to feel similar to the Asgore morality debates?
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>>143728217
>>143728217
>>143728326
>tfw still no burgerpants bf
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>>143728159
>worth it
not even close
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>>143728493
Still cool
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>>143728394
>>143728416
I meant actual ghosts. Blooky is also a cute!
A possessed sexbot, on the other hand...
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>>143728628
>two (you)'s
are you hitting on me?
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>>143728554
I don't think there is one

>>143728619
Nah Lucy hid it and Dios body in there and then Johnny stealing it back is a major plot point in part 8

unless i'm remembering wrong, I know the second thing is true at least

>>143728493
Endogeny x Asgore
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>you will never torture alphys' teeth
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>>143728558
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>>143728554
I don't think there is one. Sorry, anon.
>>
>>143728721
>>143728628
please say yes
>>
>>143728767
Stop giving me ideas


Get those questions out quick m8 my girlscout cookies only last so long
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>>143728770
oh shit this made me laugh too hard
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>>143728558
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>>143728770
oh my god im gonna fucking die

>>143728493
crybleat.jpg
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>>143728558
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It smells like cum and organ failure here
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>>143728770
NICE

>>143728901
kek
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>>143728872
Is that chara or frisk.....
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>>143728767
do not bully
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>>143728558
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>>143728982
it's frisk. chara is behind asriel.
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>>143728982
why choose?
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>>143728630
Rood.
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>>143728558
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>>143728756
I think that's how things went, but I thought the Holy Corpse's effects were no longer active when Lucy stored it away.
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>>143729171
what about sexual bullying?
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>>143728558
>someone already did one with the mettaton and bp comic
At least I have this.
>>
>>143729237
> I thought the Holy Corpse's effects were no longer active when Lucy stored it away.
Oh maybe its been a while since I've read part 7 or re-read 8
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>>143729174
>>143728558
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This is my best friend
You can play with him as well if you wish to
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>>143728812
are you shipping me right now anon?
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>>143728770
>>143729314
these are fucking great
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>>143729356
yes i am
make this happen
>>
>>143729356

Look if the Charafag and fishfag could do it two nicepantsfags can, too.
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>>143729314

>>143729394
I'm not done.
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>>143729313
You'd be bullying yourself at that point
>>
>>143729396
>>143729406
well sorry to sink your ship, im not gay for real boys. i would kiss him though, hes a good guy
>>
how is there still a general for this and fn@f
>>
>>143729406
wait, did chara and fish fags hook up?
i never got to know
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>>143729340
It looks like he's ready to play, if you catch my drift
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>>143724286
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>>143729319
I think it was implied with the speech Mr. Steel and Lucy made in front of the vault.

That, and the fact that the boat Johnny, Gyro, Norisuke and Rina were on didn't spontaneously combust the moment it left American waters.
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>>143729178
>chara is behind asriel
Oh god no
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>>143729551
Hi
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>>143729586
I want to sleep here.
>>
>>143729551
At least put some effort into it.
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>>143729639
You're probaly correct, like I said its been a few years since i've read part 7
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>>143729726
you can try, but he won't make it easy
>>
>>143729729
>>143729662
Let me ellaborate
What is left to talk about
>>
>>143729652
it's not as bad as it seems.

or it might be worse.
>>
>>143729837
Sex and sexual things
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Smooch, Marry, Rape
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>>143708980
Last one for today.
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>>143728558
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>>143729837
Something you may never understand
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>>143729916
Smooch the stop-sign
Marry the buildings
Rape the skeletons
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>>143729946
I love it, thank you Pumpkin
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>>143729946
really good as usual pumpkin. thanks for doing requests.
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>>143729916
Kill the side bitches, marry and smooth the one in the middle.
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>>143729813
I want to grab that fluff so much
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>>143729916
smooch, AUs
marry, are
rape, trash
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>>143729946
Petite-Pumpkin status: National Treasure
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>>143730103
Who'd want to rape Alphys?
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>>143729553

Pretty sure they did. Or at least exchanged something. They aren't posting as bad or good as they used to.
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>>143729813
Someone should make a frisk edit of this
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>>143729916
i only want to be their friend
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>>143730175
ahh thats a good one. surprisingly a lot of people though
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>>143728558
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>>143730175
I would
After rape woshing her first though
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>>143730103
Sounds like neither of the things in the picture, Anon
Try again
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>>143730265
Fuck off you reminded me of that picture
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>>143730183
oh, i see
that's cute, i think?
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>>143730327
Ha ha ha ha
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
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>>143730089
soft
goat
booty
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>>143730324
i dont lewd skeletons, sorry
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>>143729313
I'd rape a thick weeb lizard
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>>143729916
I'd move the "root world" Papyrus to a safe distance away, then I'd shove the other two into each other.
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>>143730595
i would PAY MONEY to eat the lizard's sweaty ass
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Fresh dad

and bonus skelly
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CjmXt2eUoAE4zAe.jpg:orig
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>>143730565
Then replace 'rape' with bully then dumdum
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>>143730739
Go away Undyne
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>>143730531
I wanna punch that goat
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>>143730891
NO

goats are for cuddling, ya dingus
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>>143730767
i dont like bullying
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>>143730891
It would just bounce off
So soft
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>>143730175
I want to have consensual sex with the lizard
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>>143731067
>those chubby cheeks
both literally and figuratively!
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>>143731067
Weeb virgins can't consent
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>>143731067
She'll degrade herself the entire time and convince herself that she's raping you
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Reminder
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>>143731210
that's kind of hot.
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>>143731332
Bunny tail really ruins it
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>>143731332

Actually
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>>143731332
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJiUfnIzbVM
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>>143731562
Just post the default one
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>>143731562
where's everybody els- oh.
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crows are cute, this game needed crow monsters
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>sees my drawing reposted
Shit, twice in one day I can't handle this
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>>143730998
Well you have no alternative faggot, pick one to bully
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>>143731716
k
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>>143731735
Your cut
Wud kis
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>>143731735
which one is yours?
>>143731757
underswap i guess since it'd probably be a joke to him and he'd just do it back
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>>143731836
>no MKid
shit-tier list
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>>143731945
add him yourself then
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https://www.reddit.com/r/Undertale/

>#1 hottest post

So gullible.
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>>143732042
>only one person actually bothered to check the ENTIRE LIST OF STRINGS you can find on /r/Underminers
>someone thinks it's edited
How long until he reveals it's a fangame in progress and gets a gorillion upboats?
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>>143732042

Oh my god

thats fantastic
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>>143729474
People need to keep me away from these fucking things.
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>>143732042
>none of them own the game and cant check for themselves
i feel so bad
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>>143732220
Oh shit
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>>143730739
I wouldn't go that far.
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>>143724286
i still cant stop laughing at flip flowey
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>>143731562
Perfect
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>>143732419

Thanks, partner!
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>>143728558
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>>143732042
does fanart actaully make the front page of that? what the fuck
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>>143728558
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>>143732042
>going on reddit ever
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>>143731934
Papyrus in a chip bag I'm too lazy to scroll for it.
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Real void hours?
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>>143732836
oh cute i posted that and requested it
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>>143733036
Jesus thanks
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>>143732998

Silly anon, no one ever posts Gaster
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Hey, /utg/, whats up, im in a bit of the "i wanna kill myself because i reminded myself how horrible everything is" mood, does anyone have games to reccomend? I dont care about the price, just prefer single player, and I use a HORRIBLE laptop, so I cant run anything powerful.
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>>143732998
It still sucks how so many fanfics make Gaster evil.
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>>143732998
who?
>>143733124
youre a great artist
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>>143728558
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>>143733149

>prefer single player

Wolfenstein: The New Order

>HORRIBLE laptop

oh...
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>>143733131
An absolute shame.

>>143733193
It's like they haven't even played the game.

>>143733204
Thanks so much!
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>tfw no anon with warm blushing cheeks to kiss
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>>143733149
Have you tried emulating SNES games?
Retro games like Chrono Trigger and Super Mario World are always fun to play.
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>>143733317
>tfw when no money, family, or love in your life, and no anons to cook for and live in a happy house with similar opinions
>>143733250
and its possible lowest setting rust gets around 15 frames. should i give my specs?
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>>143733317
>tfw your skin is cold as ice at all times
:(
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>>143733131
The void being that colorful

>>143733149
>Horrible laptop
I know this pain. I would honestly suggest the first Hotline Miami? It runs smoothly on the toaster I use.
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>>143733317
Considering how many gay people there are here, would any of you genuinely want to kiss another anon?
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>>143733193
well, we are told to beware him

and that's pretty much the only information we have about his character or personality
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>>143733149
Dwarf fortress. It makes good escapism if you read in depth about your dorfs and their lives.
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>>143728558
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>>143733408
yes, but its just a bit too soon to already go back to play them
>>143733423
im jacket anon from the past few days
>>143733446
I tried watching joel play it, i love text adventures but good fuck i wanted to vomit
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>>143733435
I should be packing to leave in a few hours, but I'd much rather be voidposting. Pray for me.

>>143733505
Why are you called jacket anon?
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>>143733505
Oh, you've already played those?

How about something like Pokemon ROM hacks? I've heard games like Pokemon Light Platinum and Glazed are good.
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>>143733505
Get a good texture pack and start small. Its quite fun sometimes.
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>>143733505

I feel like for low money and low PC power emulating is your best possible bet. Especially for single player games.
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>>143733149
I heard of this really crazy game called Undertale you should check it out
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>>143733547
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>>143733654
sounds like a game for faggots tbqh
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>>143733547
I played hotline miami 1, blind, here a night ago. it was a fucking ride.
>>143733584
oh shit man, i forgot, pokemon, the ultimate comfort game, glazed sounds like donuts and candy, is it comfy like that?
for some reason every pokemon rom i've played has some weird fucking opening where you play as someone who dies
>>143733625
i guess ill try
>>143733654
god fucking damnit
>>143733636
>implying im actually going to pay for anything
I may be immoral but I also dont care
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>>143733505
Oh. Postal, maybe?
I don't know, my version of "calming down" is "killing things with minimal, but still some effort," but that's just me.

>>143733547
He showed up here a couple days ago narrating his way through Hotline Miami and I just decided to call him jacketanon.
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>>143733654
it's a shitty game for gays
OST is pretty good though i'll give it that
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>>143733719
glazed is fun as hell. nuzlockes are infuriating though
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>>143733725
isn't postal that old "trying to clickbait news channels into talking about it" pissing fest trying to be offensive as possible game
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>>143733654
tumblr meme game garbage
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>>143733695
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>>143733719
Good! Get the lazy newb staryed pack and pull up the wiki page. when I'm feeling down i just make a small settlement and read about my dwarves likes and dislikes. I also get really drunk so idk about how much others would enjoy it
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>>143733654

Undertale? That game fucking blows. Graphics are trash, the puzzles aren't even that hard and the music is shittily put together with little to no effort. The creator re-uses so many of his songs it's like there's only 5 in the whole game.
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>>143733719
There's a Pokemon game about candy, but it isn't Glazed version. That would be Pokemon Sweet version.
I think Glazed version is basically "if there was a new Pokemon game, but made for the GBA".
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>>143733819
>This is what the average gamer thinks postal is

That's depressing
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>>143733830
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>>143733856
ill check them both out, thanks
>>143733875
i dont know man, if its actually good it would fly past me, it just felt like a game like "HATRED" thats clearly trying to turn some heads
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>>143733959
Smells like static.
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>>143733819
I guess.
I mean the first one, by the way. As far as I know, it got remade as of recent. If you want a good analogy, basically an old version of Hatred.
The second one is 'eh'.
The third one is
we don't talk about the third one.
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>>143734096
there are three
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>>143733149
Lisa the Painful RPG and Kentucky Route Zero are both great games that could run on a potato battery, try those
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>>143733819

Postal and Postal 2 do really, really dig into the controversy-for-controversy's-sake South Park kinda humor.

They seemed super cool and subversive when they first came out, but now they just feel kinda lazy and try-hard edgy.
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>>143734091
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Greetings and good night (?) anon! I hope you had a fantastic day/are having a fantastic day! I see you all have changed very little in my absence. Always good to come back to the utg I love. You anons stay safe and take care of yourself. I love you!
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>>143734091
*Your headache turns into a migraine
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>>143734236
thank you <3
>>143734213
got it
>>143734212
oh right, lisa, whats kentucky though?
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>>143734213

You know the kinda humor that like every newgrounds cartoon used around the time the Iraq War started? That's what you're getting into.
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>>143734236

Hello to you as well! Did you have a good day?
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>>143733875
>implying the average gamer hasn't played portal
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>>143734212
>recommending Lisa for someone who's in a shitty mood
Anon, no.
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>>143734236
Hey anon, you leaving? You have a good night and take care. Thanks for stopping by.
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>>143734387
is it the hotline miami kind of depressing or the dime a dozen free depression games on steam
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>>143734236
i've missed you
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>>143734427
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>>143734379
anon, at this point, the average gamer is too young to even know what postal is. The bulk is about 14-16
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>>143734467

Hotline Miami's good, and I won't really describe it as 'depressing'.

You can skip the sequel though.
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>>143734321
No problem!
>>143734364
I've tried my best to. I hope you are doing ok anon.
>>143734427
Not yet, I have some time before I will. I have been sleeping, or st least unconcious for the last few days.
Tell me, how many days has it been since I last posted?
>>143734483
Likewise. How have you been?
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>>143734142
Yeah, there are three.

>>143734379
Postal, not Portal.

>>143734467
>hotline miami kind of depressing
>hotline miami
>depressing
I didn't find it depressing.

>>143734570
>the average gamer is too young to even know what postal is
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>>143734649
Man, I really couldn't tell you. I do know that it's been at least two days. Missed you around here.
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>>143734570

>Portal will be 10 years old next year

why the fuck are these kids not getting off my lawn
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>>143734615
once again, a few days ago i played it on here blind, i tried to play the sequel, the story was too spaghetti and tried to hard, the difficulty was fucking insane and it ruined the arcadey feel and unlocking elements for continued playing.

also yes, i found the story of hotline miami depressing in the kind of "its there for people who are depressed and want to have a generally weird time"
>>
>>143734321
KR0's a point-and-click "adventure" game (no real puzzles, closer to telltale's stuff) that draws a lot from magical-realist stuff, its aesthetics and writing are top notch

it's episodic and will probably never be finished but the first three eps have a lot of content and could almost be a self-contained story on their own
>>
>>143734649
generally sad as usual. how about you?
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>>143728558
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>>143734774
i'll definitely try it, due to my obsession with food, sweets, the color blue, and thicc fetish, im trying pokemon sweet first, it seems nice
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Fuck it, dark hour's approaching, might as well do this before we hit image limit.

Your first and second favorites decide to do some sort of heist with your least and second least favorite.
What is everyone's roles? What are they stealing or what are they doing? How does it go?
>>
>>143734774

I'd recommend Shovel Knight. Really amazing platformer with really low requirements.
>>
i want to boop the snoot
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>>143734745
I feel like it's been more than that. Hm, guess I'll ask around later. Thanks for the help.
I missed you all too. Dreamed about you all.
>>143734775
Not to scare you, but broken, sick, and generally feeling awful. This uncomfortable hospital bed isn't helping.
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>>143734649

My day was boring. Same shit, different day. Which is alright, I guess.
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>>143734885
also, forgot to mentioned this, BUT WHY OH WHY ISNT IT EASIER TO HIJACK MY 3DS SO I CAN ENJOY PRICEY GAMES ON IT.
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>>143734467
If hotline miami were actually depressing, Lisa would be the hotline miami kind of depressing.
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>>143734950
papyrus and sans steal hot dogs with jerry and so sorry? i guess jerry would end up with free hot dogs since no one would want to be close enough to stop him
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>>143734950
your request is too hard for me to process this late at night
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forgot about mtt.
>dat Asrielle thread with art I never seen of her.
The cancer has spread nicely, good job utg.
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>>143735058
Did you update to 11.0 or something?
As long as you're on 10.7 or below, it's a lot easier than it used to be.
>>
>>143735024
oh no why are you in the hospital?
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>>143735096
You can do it, anon. I believe in you.
I forgot about dabbing, fucking god damn it.
>>
>>143735184
I was diagnosed with AIDS. I have 6 months to live
>>
guys, how do i apply the lunar ips file to the pokemon sweet?
>>143735176
>implying i have the intelligence to not do what nintendo tells me to do
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>>143735217
oh man pal thats rough. wish i could die too though
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>>143735217
wait, AIDS kills?
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>>143735217
Not that same anon, but... this is news to me.
Jesus fucking christ, I don't want to lose another one.
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>>143735408
>>143735398
>>143735305
damn you guys are gullible

nobody on /utg/ has sex, how could you fall for that
>>
>>143735408
i dont think thats him family
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>>143735259
http://fusoya.eludevisibility.org/lips/

There's a program called LIPS that you can use.
It's too bad that you updated, but if you got a brand new 2DS, you should in theory still be able to do it.
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>>143735217
dont share needles, kids
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>>143735049
Hey, normal days are treasured when they are lost. I sure wish I was having a normal day right now.
>>143735184
It's a long story.
Between my gf, my cousin, my firends, /utg/, my workouts, my tans, and all the other stuff, I just had my body constantly stressed and tired. After the cold, my immune system was weak. One of the cuts that got infected got bad enough to spread throughout my body, and it was to weak to combat it. I was badly ill, so I was taken to a hospital. Don't know how many days I've been here, but I imagine I'll be here for a while.
>>143735445
You are silly anon.
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>>143734950
Bank heist with Chara. No witnesses.

Asriel takes the fall and gets raped in prison.
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>>143735485
>affording things
also thanks alot <3
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>>143735445
>>143735449
PFFFFF, I GUESS I'M A FUCKING IDIOT THEN
oh well
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>>143735485

>sans being anything but a slakoth
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>>143735217
Shouldn't have been such a fucking faggot, anon
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>>143735583
You're welcome! Enjoy.
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>>143735532
I'm so sorry, anon. Who's your favorite? I'll post art of them for you.
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>>143735445
excuse you ive done the sex twice since being on utg
>>143735532
oh geez thats almost as bad as aids, glad youre staying happy and are on the way out though
>>143735593
i still love you, its okay
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>>143735557

BREAKING NEWS:

In a recent report, crime rate is up as hundreds of men try desperately to break the law and be sent to prison. More at high noon.
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>>143735532
i completely read this wrong holy shit i need sleep. im here for you though
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>>143735532

Ah jeez, this made me feel better. Thanks for the kind words. I really appreciate it. I hope you go back to having normal days sooner than later, anon. Get well soon, for yourself and for us!
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>>143735680
What about the bone motif?
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>>143735680

Hell, a Papyrus being a Vigoroth would even mean their colors match up.
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>patch sweets into a "independant" pokemon firered rom
>open it on visual boy
>white screen
Im going to fucking lose my shit one of these nights
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>>143735710
You just post your favorite anon. I'm happy if you are happy.
>>143735718
I'm trying to stay happy, but as I said, I'll be here for a while. My entire body is in pain, and nothing they have given really helps. I don't even know if I sleep or just pass out from the pain, but I'm going with the later.
Sorry to drop that on you. I just wanted to talk about it.
>>143735840
It's ok anon. Go to sleep, you will need it.
>>143735860
I'll try anon. Keep well.
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>>143735949
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xvWzg7W8dI

I found a link to the prepatched rom in the description, but I'm not sure if it will work.
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>>143736000
I wish you the best, bud. I'll keep you in my thoughts. Stop by as often as you can, okay? I want to make sure you're doing alright.
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>>143736136
thanks, why does like every youtuber have the same voice?
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>>143736000
sleep is for the dead. its okay to vent to me though except when im too brain dead to understand you. have a hug between our favorites, hope you get well asap
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>>143736183
Thanks, and I will whenever I am lucid.
I don't know what they will put me on, or how I will change from this. If I'm ever... different, just remember who I was. I can't guarantee being intact during this mess.
>>143736237
I was pretty close to some shut-eye then. Damn, could've used it desu. I'll try to get well anon.
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>>143724432
As much as I hate that abomination of gote
It's slightly better than So Sorry
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>>143734950
>A pile of dust commits a heist

Asriel and Mettaton, alongside So Sorry and Chara, have set it all out. Asriel and Mettaton were both the masterminds of this dastardly plot, Mettaton recruiting So Sorry due to his outwardly kind impression for the requirement of a watcher of sorts, and Asriel, Mettaton's confusion, brought along the child named Chara, for, as Asriel put it, "In case things get messy". Mettaton did not understand what Asriel meant for this small little GIRL to do, but he trusted his goat companion. Asriel himself was uneasy about this So Sorry fellow. Whenever he looked at that pudgy face he could have sworn he had seen it before, in some other time. All he could put his finger on is that the memory scared him. But like Mettaton, Asriel trusted his co-conspirator's wisdom.

Mettaton would drive to the corner before the bank, drop off So Sorry for lookout, the three remaining would then park and casually stroll in. That's when the fun would begin.

So Sorry's absence in the vehicle immediately being noticeable due to declining stench of sweaty cheetos and too much cologne, Asriel let out a small breath of relief. "Okay, Darlings. It's time to shine". The three stepped out of the vehicle and walked into the bank. Asriel was immediately worried. There wasn't supposed to be this many people here! The line to a teller was about fifteen strong. Asriel glanced to Chara for assurance. Even if everything went wrong, he knew SHE would be there to protect him. Despite her rather thin clothing, he couldn't tell the slightest dent betraying the location of her knife. Now that he thought about it, he never really saw it on her, yet she always had when she needed it. There's no way she could hide it THERE, could she? Suddenly the little playful cuts would give him when they were a little younger felt a lot worse.

Stay focused. Mettaton, in his gray suit, walked in front of the two children, acting as their parent. Fuck too long
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>tfw life's about to get very hard
>tfw you need to figure out how to support yourself for the first time, likely alone
>tfw failed out of a nice college so your job options are limited and even if you did go back you don't know what for
>tfw you're really not "all there" in the head either but won't use that as an excuse
>tfw most important person in your life is near dying and you're so broken you'll never meat anybody that you could get as close to and none of the above would even be that bad if you knew they'd at least be there forever
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>>143736529
>meat
same though buddy, wanna be roomies?
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>>143736529
Do you want to talk about it with me anon?
Death can't stop me from wanting to help others.
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>>143734950
Chara and Flowey kill Jerry and So Sorry. Slowly.
The end.
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>>143736214
Who knows? It's a secret to everybody.
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>>143736447
Don't worry; you're one of those people who are hard to forget. We'll always be there for you whenever you need us. Don't forget that.
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>>143736657
tfw I have a figure of that outfit
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>>143737293
cuck
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>>143737293
Hi dad
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>>143737293
husbando
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>>143737374
excellent meme, hot off the presses
>>143737392
hey son
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hug the flower
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>>143737481
have more of your lover, dont mind the bottom right or speech bubble
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>>143734950
>>143736498
Asriel notices a couple of words on the back of Mettaton's suit. "Steal Bot". Asriel does his best to stifle a cry of despair. No way this could work!

So Sorry gives Mettaton the virtual thumbs up through use of a remote control, and Mettaton led the three, acting like he new where he was going, past the line.
Suddenly, six men swiftly shuffled into the room and went to grab the three. No shouts, no weapons out, their threat was so insignificant that the officers wouldn't even cause a commotion as to not bother anyone and halt business. Well, this could be worse. Mettaton was still in the goods with Asgore, who could certainly get the local government to keep quiet and dish out a pardon. How had they known? It must have been So Sorry. Asriel knew that terrible feeling had a meaning. Led out of the building in quiet shame as customers stare awkwardly, not sure if some sort of exercise was commencing, Asriel hopes Chara won't do anything brash. Suddenly, gunshots ring out. Several men quickly go down, the remaining officers abandon the three to save their own skins behind cover or try to engage whatever threat there is. Chara gives Asriel a smile, and before he begins screaming at her to tell him what to do, someone behind him pulls a bag over his head. Gunshots continue to ring out, the person behind him begins shooting as well, and Asriel carried away! "Chara! Mettaton! Help me!" Asriel shouts, but to no use. A car siren is blaring, one man is on the ground, in agony about a leg shot.
Asriel is thrown into some kind of van, and the small amount of light Asriel can make out through the bag on his head goes out with a bang. The impact was rough, Asriel feels he's going to pass out...

Groggy. A dull, blue light emanating from a computer screen is the only way for Asriel to make out his surroundings. He struggles to move, only for him to realize he's restrained in a spread ea Too long again, might just end here, the rest is pretty obvious.
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gay
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>>143737709
ty this is very good
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>tfw no homosexual bf
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Quick, post your favorite!
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>>143738029
papyrus
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>>143738029
I was going to anyway anon.
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>>143737996
youre welcome homie
>>143738029
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>>143738029
asgore but fish if not for sexual
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>>143738029
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>>143738029
:>
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>>143738157
more cute robot please
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>>143738316
Okay anon, this one features sexually confused Bpants.
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>>143738287
What's your favorite thing about her anon?
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>>143738029
Scarf mouse best character!
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>>143738029
Okay, but can you watch over him for me? I need to go watch over this glass of milk in the other room for somebody.
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Let's see how this went.

>>143735090
Come to think of it, if everyone ditches Jerry, could Jerry grab what he wants whenever he wants?

>>143735557
>Bank heist with Chara, no witnesses
Well, fuck.

>>143736695
What a happy ending!

>>143736498
>>143737749
Is there nothing I can throw at you that actually gives you trouble? You're really good at this.
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>>143738029
cutie
holy fuck when did it get to be 3 am?
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>>143738429
This anon gets it
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>>143738392
This is one cute shiny butt
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>>143738394
>anon
why did my name fall off, it's been happening a lot lately

Anyway her design is super-cute, it's fun to invent her personality through in-game contexts and blantant headcanon, and as a bonus, she's not popular enough to have any anti-characterfags
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>>143738619
:^)
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>>143738559
let me try my hand at it

your favorite and second favorite have a buffet-styled cook off with your least favorite and second least favorite, a character neutral to you has to taste both and declare the victor
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>>143738514
Sure, Anon, though he's an adult skellie and I bet he can take care of himself well.
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>>143738679
Oh hey based god, glad you mentioned headcanon as a reason because I was about to go off on you tbqh.
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>>143738758
Oh, that's not what I'm worried about! It's because of how valuable he is.
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>>143734950
>>143736498
>>143737749

Sorry for my crappy errors in the last two

He's restrained in a spread eagle position across a horizontal slab of some sorts, about four feet in the air. Asriel can lift his head, and spots a shadowy figure sitting in front of the computer screen.
"P-please... will you let me go?" Asriel knew Chara would sometimes let him free if he asked nicely, though unknown to Asriel it was only to keep him from knowing what to expect during their earlier play.

"Oh! Looks like he's awake now :). Well folks, they don't call me the Butter Dragon for nothing!" The figure types to the several dozen degenerates veiwing the livestream, delivered through a flimsly fucking camera. So Sorry stands up, his luciously curvy, naked body now in full view of the camera, and turns, giving the audiance a view of his frilly wings and enormous backside.
"Hi, Asriel! I can't believe I finally get to interact with you one to one!"
Asriel, only now able to make out who his captor is with him standing before him, quits his attempts of locating a sharp edge to rub his binds on to let out a shriek.
Asriel hated it when Chara would tie him down to practice getting that medical training she seemed so
Stopping here, I can't make this not generic with my others at this point

>>143738559
I haven't really tried writing anything undertale related I started answering your questions, but I heavily doubt I could write very much without someone else giving me a prompt.

Guess the only way to see if any of these could stump me would be to throw out more!
Your feedback however goes a long way to keeping me going as well, thanks.
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>>143738239
Friendly reminder that raping Alphys would be like fucking a giant marshmallow Peep that's been left in the sun for an hour
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Alphys vore when?
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>>143738740
Mettaton and Flowe vs Jerry and Asriel judged by Muffet?
I think it's obvious who will win.
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>>143738956
ITS ALREADY HAPPENED MY BOY
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>>143738392
Why doesn't he just rape the robot?
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>>143738975
not really, flowey is a very make or break charater to work with, and jerry is just going to make you food look bad, and muffet would probably have a bias towards pastrys, comeon, you gotta think this out
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>>143738838
Well she has no canon personality, there's no denying. But that just means I get to make one up. Is it kinda dumb? Yeah, but it's fun af too

anyway Iv'e been coding all fucking day(aside from the shitstorm earlier), so imma go and draw
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>>143737643
i want to kiss him
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>>143739106
draw fire girls baking together
with bonus tentagirl, i think those are tentacles...?
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>>143738956
where you been anon?
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>>143739047
if burgerpants really is me irl he has like 5 atk and 2 def
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>>143739052
why
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>>143739047
Metta is a robot, so probably a lot stronger physically than bpants.
That would also imply burgerpants is the one to take the initiative.
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>>143739192
Meh. I lose interest a lot.
>>143739040
Doesn't mean there can't be more.
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>>143739185
I have some Ask Blog stuff to catch up on, and then I'm gonna try my hand at some Mei
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Fucking hate how Flowey knows so much about me. Yeah, I aborted my genocide run at sans. Yeah, I did a neutral pacifist. Yeah, I'm going to try and not pussy out and do a Genocide run again.

Fuckin Flowey.
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>>143739302
HOT HOLY HELL HAS FROZE OVER AND ITS THE ICE WAIFU THATS DOING IT

also you have an askblog pls give
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>>143739365
i'm running it through my normal blog, it's just a bunch of Ask responses for my really lewd OCs
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I did it /utg/! I colored in that Bob picture I made with a mouse a couple of days ago! I don't have a background yet, but I think I did okay for my first time ever. What do you guys think?
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>>143739628
bob such a cute
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>>143739270
>Metta is a robot, so probably a lot stronger physically than bpants
Jut hit him with a Taser or something.

>>143739362
Just finish what you started so you can put this game behind you and join this purgatory in all its horrible glory
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>>143739628
For mouse, it's not bad.
Also, I know Tems can stretch limbs but anon, please, consider what that leg would look like straightened out.
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>>143739736

Gah I will. I just had such shit items for the sans fight. I wasted so much of my stuff on Undyne and then just had tons of L. Heros that weren't worth shit.

I need to get good at Undyne and then get good at Sans.
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>>143738740
Go for it, man.

>Mettaton and blook against chara and asriel, judged by Papyrus
Everyone wins despite the food being completely terrible.

>>143738890
>sorry for my crappy errors
You're kinda making this shit up as you go on, errors are fine.
>I haven't really tried writing anything undertale related I started answering your questions
I'm kinda glad you did honestly. One of the best parts of the dark hours for me is reading what fucked up shit you throw out there.
>Guess the only way to see if any of these could stump me would be to throw out more!
Alright. Maybe next thread, if we get there within the next couple hours. Or if I or other people get bored during textposting time.
>Your feedback however goes a long way to keeping me going as well, thanks.
You're welcome, friend.
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>>143739875
So like MTT and Blooky would tottally make a ghost buffet with really nice food, but forget that nobody can actually eat it, and Chara and Asriel would make some great desserts
chara may or may not poison shit
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>>143739781
Thanks man.
When drawing Bob, I took into consideration that temmies can bend and twist their limbs that would normally defy body structures, so I made it disproportional. Besides, one of the attacks temmies have is a stretched out right paw attack, so it's lore friendly.
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>>143739958
A ghost buffet and desserts that smell a lot like bitter almonds.
Chara and Asriel win because cyanide doesn't work on monsters or some shit like that.
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>>143738740
Asriel and Mettaton, Mettaton looking confident as can be and Asriel shining his sweet little smile wheel the cart bearing four different covered dishes before the judge, Undyne, who sits coolly.
The shitty team, So Sorry, and Chara's substitute, Burgerpants, wheel in their platters. Well, So Sorry wheels it in, and Burgerpants trudges behind him.
Mettaton decided to force a vacation upon Burgerpants, and also dictated that anytime Burgerpants is on vacation, Mettaton must approve of his whereabouts in the name of making sure he doesn't damage the MTT brand's name by being awful.

Both carts now in front of Undyne, Undyne decided the fairest way of deciding which dish to try first would be for Undyne to decide which one she would like to try first.
She selects the first of team AssTon™'s dishes and opens the top with a fluffy, standing up she does so, as if expecting some spectacle. Dozens of fireworks spray up, amidst the blasts the word "MTT™" glowing out. Nothing was left on the dish. "Now that's more like it!" Undyne exclaims, following the advice given to her that if she likes it, it's good food, no matter what snobby critics might say. Burgerpants reaches to unveal team ButtBurger's first dish, but Undyne beats him too it and enthusiastically raises the cover.
Before her lies a sloppy burger, half-fallen over. A thin patty of meat, single slice of wilted lettuce, a pickle slice, some mixed onions and a squirt of ketchup in the middle of it all. On top of this pathetic burger, a reflective sign pokes from atop, spelling out MTT in bright, pink letters. Burgerpants lets a smug grin escape as he locks eyes with the clearly russled Mettaton. "Wow! Now that's what I call a burger! None of that fancy crap! Sticking to the basics! Oh, you want your burger perfectly straight and narrow, well to bad! Life happens! This burger represents life itself!"
Undyne doesn't actually touch the burger, knowing that culinary skill is an art Too long
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>>143739875
"One human coming up, darling! Would you like it rare, medium or well-done?"
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>>143740323
You cheeky cunt, he's obviously going to use the MTT brand Human substitute(TM).

and make Frisk eat it
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>>143740323
Please, no.

>>143740475
PLEASE, NO.
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>>143740475
id try it tbqh
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>>143740323
>>143740475
I smell the potential for a bad ending here.
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>>143740517
old enough to star in porn
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>>143740503
>>143740550
Relax it's just soy.
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>>143740648
Oh, hello, Milka!
How are you going?
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>>143740648
Oh, hey, Milka.

>>143740719
>soy
THAT'S EVEN WORSE.
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>>143740769
Soy and glitter
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>>143740912
>Glitter
Is Frisk gonna get crazy with the bot?
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>>143740674

good point

https://youtu.be/OJhLRR33FI4?t=15s
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>>143740769
>>143740737
Howdy! Mood is quite abominable, but writing keeps the mind occupied. Working on Underfell and more flowe, while trying to think of creative bad ending scenarios.

How're you doing, anons?
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>>143741042
I'm doing ok I guess, having breakfast while botposting.
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Why everyone agrees to hate Jerry?
The guy is annoying, yes. But instead of giving up. and moping he chooses to try.
And instead of telling Jerry what he does that annoys them, his aquitances just ditch him, like he's a joke.
And his fight, it makes the things more annoying to you, but he gives people he wants to be friends with more time to defend themselves. He never attacks himself, even if his life is at stake.
I bet if he was more conventionally attractive, more people would stop and think that making someone just a joke isn't that fair.
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>>143741042
>creative bad ending scenarios
We talking physically bad or emotionally bad?

I have a migraine that feels like someone shoved a sawblade into my skull, but I'm doing alright. Trying to think of questions to ask people during textposting hour.
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>>143741172
holy shit your actually right
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>>143741172
fuck off jerry
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>>143741172
Jerry is That Guy though.
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>>143741172
You cant use my wifi so fuck off
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>>143738740
>>143740298
knowing that culinary skill is an art, and after her last visit to Monster Kid's school giving her the wisdom that you aren't supposed to eat the art, even if it's composed of macaroni.
"Open our next, Darling!" Mettaton asks, knowing this one will knock Undyne's (Do you think she wears socks?) off. Undyne unveils the next, and more fireworks shoot out! Beautiful golds and greens compose this shows, and a small image of a rectangular Mettaton waving at Undyne shows in the middle. "You guys don't fail to dissapoint! Amazing!". Hungry for more, she lifts Team ButtBurger's next course. Now, in front of her, lies a plate of what once might have been liquid butter, now hardened again. Much of the top was burnt. Being a ButterDragon, So Sorry realized that butter and dragonbreath substitute, a propane-fueled flamethrower, would play off of his talents.

"Butter? Who the hell likes plain old butter!?" Undyne exclaims. "Think of it as MTT Brand™ Soup" Burgerpants adds. "It's got the buttery flavor of butter and the burnt flavor of burnt butter." Undyne sees now. "Wow! What depth! You can almost see it like a charred battleground! The sight of a thousand battles of a thousand armies! Yeah! Mechanical dragons and princess warriors!" Undyne's worked herself up again, and moves on to the third, and final, dish of Team AssTon™. The fourth dish had previously prematurely blown up during Undyne's rant, the beauty of the spectacle unfortunately being missed out. Asriel this time lifts the plate, revealing a scrumptious butterscotch pie. After all of the years of tasting his mother's cooking, all of the years without, Asriel put forth all of his willpower into this pie, his first pie, crying several times at the memories and at just how much of a monumental step this was in his life. Asriel had Mettaton taste it, who claimed it was probably the single best thing he had ever tasted. "What, a pie? You think i'm some kind of baby who needs to be Too Long
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>>143741318
>implying jerry wouldn't namefag
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Near last for ghosts.
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>>143741169
I'm sticking to a sandwich for breakfast, what are you having?

>>143741180
That is sadly familiar. I found myself vulnerable to temperature changes in the past few years and a sudden shift leaves me dazed, and with an aching head for at least a day.

Considering the two I've written so far were Nice Cream Guy abducting Frisk, and the CORE itself trapping them, I'd say a little of columns A and B. Concentrating on more raw scary and unsettling, rather than gore though, too much 'bones sticking out of Frisk/Chara' stuff floating around already.
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>>143741628
Went to the bakery because it's sunday and got a bitchin croissant.
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Your favorite spent some time with your last favorite and figured out they're a pretty cool person. Something clicked? They fell in love.
Your second favorite for some reason hates this ship and tries ti make them break up.
Who are they? How this happened? Why they hate this ship? How they plan to ruin it?
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>>143741606
even nearer last for papyrus
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>>143741765
Damn, I'm gonna run out of ideas if people keep asking stuff before I can.

>Metta falls in love with Chara
Well, fuck.
>How this happened?
Children are good for show business.
>Why do they hate this ship?
>Blook wanting to stop it
Well, gee, I wonder why they hate it.
>How they plan to ruin it
Probably possessing something. Or maybe Chara themselves.
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>>143741765
>Mettaton with Jerry
Excuse me while I go an hero. Anyway I guess Mettaton feels ultra-pity or something for Jerry.
Flowey tries to break it up because JFC it's horrible by murdering Jerry, because Flowe can't think of anything better.
That or he *Act> Ditchs Jerry.
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>>143741628
>That is sadly familiar
It's chronic for me. I'm honestly kind of used to it, even if it does hurt like a motherfucker.

>Concentrating on more raw scary and unsettling, rather than gore though
I gotcha. Maybe have some sort of non-lethal but heavily stress-inducing event occur?
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sleepy dream time
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Into textpost hours we go.
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>>143742095
It's morning here gotefag.
>>143742149
Normally I'd be slightly annoyed that last post was stolen but at least it's a fellow botposter.

the cute one
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>>143741765
Sans hates Pappyton? I just hope it's because he wants to protect his brother from influence of a spoiled, perverse superstar who isn't ashamed to abandon those who love him when they stop being useful, and not because he's a filthy brocon.
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>>143742235
Bots rarely get last, let me have this.

Oh no.
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>>143742235
mount and blade stole my night away, so now i have to take a power nap and call it a night's sleep
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good night utg
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>>143742149
sweet lets get this started.

who else /readytodie/ here?
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your favorite and second favorite have to fight your least favorite and second least favorite, the area of battle is decided by a neutral character, and to make this interesting, at least three sentences of dialogue, and no using jerry, asriel, so sorry, or chara.
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>>143742241
Oi Metta felt bad for leaving Blooky.
Also pappyton is one of the worst ships, MTT probably doesn't even know Paps exists in game yet it's so popular despite the lack of chemistry.

and no it's not because I'm tired of finding spoopy skeletons when I search MTT smut
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goodnight /utg/, good luck beating the case of textpost syndrome
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>>143742331
>no using jerry, asriel, so sorry, or chara.
Literally every idea I had went down the drain right there.
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>>143742062
Is there any medicine that helps, or do you have to endure it?

>I gotcha.
I have two possible ones right now without an 'antagonist' can stay open-ended enough to suggest non-fatal ends. One is getting lost in Snowdin's remote areas, battling the elements. The other is about an elevator breaking down with Frisk inside, running with the idea that there's no actual elevator shaft, but rather they're like pods going through portal gates, using the void for transfer.
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>>143742331
these are getting too complicated
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OteZZCVrHyw
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>>143742331
>and no using jerry, asriel, so sorry, or chara.
Well there go my 4 least favourites.
So yeah I guess it's MTT and Flowe vs err... Toriel and Aaron? (Yeah I got nothing)
Fuck
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TEM GET MOONI FOR COOL LEG!
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>>143742650
>you will never fuck a temmie
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so
image texts are over
and its quiet hours?
so im gonna say this right now so that nobody hears
i love you guys a lot
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>>143742650
bt Di teM get useful Degree R jut PSycHOloGy?
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>>143742765
lol what a gay
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>>143742331
Try too hard anon here, going to sleep early. Good night!
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>>143742781
im not even gonna grace him with a you
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>>143742765
love u 2 senpai
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>>143742781
>anyone here
>straight
Anon pls, MTT posts made sure that is not the case.
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All of these prompts about favorites and least favorites.

But I don't hate any of the characters.

Help.
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>>143743113
>Not hating any of the characters
Good taste.
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>finished neutral and pacifist months ago
>decide to try genocide out of boredom
>be underleveled as fuck against undyne, barely lvl 9 and out of good healing items
>restart game to see if i can get more exp
>optimize shit with the loox and whale miniboss, fight her lvl 12 or something and win
>those fucking yellow arrows though
>stuck at sans fight after 20+ tries, have jack shit for healing items
>google a way to heal with hacks so i can pretend my cinnamon buns are snowmen 50 heals
patch 01 made the game unhackable
>steam won't let me revert to 1.0_old because reasons
>try 5 more times and give up
This route is so fucking lame. The bosses are unfair as fuck, the grind is real and the encounter rates are shit to the point you gotta use the alt tab trick to do something else while Chara just runs on the same spot. You also feel like shit for killing everyone and the game rubs it in your face. It's too bad I think watching LPers is turbo gay or I would just YT the ending.
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>>143743029
i only like grills
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>>143743029
i'm straight
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>>143743113
just replace least favorites with bottom of the list characters.
>>143743167
The entire genocide route is a punishment for being a horrible person, its not easy, you have to put your determination into doing it, its not supposed to be easy, its a fucking punishment, people like you are shit, senpai.
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>>143743147
>liking so sorry
>liking asriel after all the gotefags spam him
>>143743167
That's the point of Genocide anon, it's not supposed to be fun.
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>>143743167
Git
Gud
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>>143742331
This is getting too complicated.

>>143742517
I do have medicine, but there's so little I was given that I have to use it in a pinch. Usually when it's preventing me from doing anything, or when it start giving me hallucinations.
Doesn't help that it looks like Joy.

>Snowdin
Doesn't sound too bad. Although I can't think of anything for it aside from the protag beginning to panic more and more, perhaps losing consciousness.
>Elevator
I don't think there's a lot you can do with that. Again, not a lot you can do with that aside from having them panic more and more. Maybe trying to open the elevator and falling into the void? I don't know.

>>143743113
I could try to think of something that doesn't involve least favorites, maybe based on some sort of location.
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I'm off to bed guys
Hope you all have a good one
Goodnight /utg/
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>>143743167
Geeeettt dunked on.
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>>143742331
Wowie! Papyrus accidentally learned, overhearing a conversation, that Asgore is going to eliminate the elementary school student Frisk. The child decided to keep going, anyway, but this time he chosen to go with them. He decided to keep his new human friend from harm by hiding Frisk under his only shirt without navel cut and pretending he's pregnant. Thankfully, Undyne's poor knowledge of biology let them run away. They traveled through Hotlands unbothered, if you don't count a small figure always watching them from afar. But then, just outside the Core, Mettaton confronts them- Alphys did a research and found out male skeletons don't get pregnant, especially not by sitting in a cabbage patch and praying for a child to Stork God, and alerted her robot friend to intervene. Papyrus had conflicted feelings, but having to choose between his idol and a person who is already their friend... The fight started.
And then, the King appeared. He didn't want the innocent citizen of his kingdom die from hands of another monster.
He gently tried to convince the skeleton to let the child go. But to no avail.
The poor King had no choice but to resort to violence.
And then, the other skeleton appeared.
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>>143743167
The grind shouldn't really matter because you have to kill them all anyway, I completely agree with the encounter rate though, I understand "you can't find anyone because you killed them all" but Toby could have toned it down a bit

As for the bosses have you considered getting good?
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>>143743029
i may love cocks, want a boyfriend, and have never had a gf in my life, but i'm definitely straight
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>>143743251
>The entire genocide route is a punishment for being a horrible person
>even though it's clear they want you to do it after true pacifist
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>>143743454
is... is someone gonna tell him?
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>>143743463
find me one piece of dialouge after true pacifist or during it that suggests you should reset the happy ending you've created and kill everyone you just bonded with
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>>143743463
>they want you to do it after true pacifist
>want you to do it
You could, I don't know, not do it.
That or hard reset after doing it first, then do Neutral>True pacifist
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>>143743441
>As for the bosses have you considered getting good?
I beat Undyne on the second try once I had healing items but sans is just such a chore. These guys are basically hardcore trial and error because they bring so much crap you've never seen rather than skill and more of a memorization thing. I'm already past the part where he spares you so I feel I'm getting closer but fuck, this is artificial difficulty if I've ever seen it outside of meme threads on /v/.

I suppose that was sort of to be expected given the Touhou influence which also is 80% memorization and 10% reflexes and 10% skill but come on. These puzzles are not fair and these traps are not expertly cooked at all. At least knowing the opening attack pattern means I can attack like 4 times in a row without needing to heal.
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>>143743513
I got it.

>>143743454
Alright, fella. This news may be devastating to know, and I hate to break this to you, but remember we're here for you.
You're a fucking faggot.
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>>143743454
You are straight.


Straight up gay.
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>>143743646
it's a punishment, and thats the beauty of sans' fight, your not supposed to win, yet, even thought he should always beat you, you should always lose to the sheer power and devestation, you keep going, you keep resetting over and over, until you know every step hes going to make and perfectly counter it, never relenting.
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>>143743646
Of course it's not fair, sans makes it clear from the beginning where he actually dodges that he's not going to be fair.
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>>143743454
You will burn in hell for your faggotry, faggot. Well, that or AIDS since 99% of all homos eventually get that.
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>>143743784
>>143743797
Did you guys use the frying pan to increasing healing items by 4 or did you just use the knife to get your attacks done quicker and mitigate poison ticks?
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>>143743940
>implying i did the genocide
i'm one of the only people here whos not a dirty brother killer, arn't I.
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>>143743987
So you either chose not to experience the whole game but choose to mindlessly cirlejerk in online communities about it(something toby hates) or you chose to just YouTube it(something he also looked down upon if you pay attention to what Flowey says towards the end of that run). Bravo, friend.
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>>143743513
>>143743649
>>143743683
1. Sex with real guys wouldn't be like fictional ones i faun over
2. You can't have kids with another guy, at least not without adopting or somthing and that honestly seems more complicated

It just wouldn't be the same as being with my undertale husbando or any of the other ones i've had, so instead of disappointing some nice guy, better to just say "i'm straight." I don't have any experience irl but I know it'd wind up not working out anyway.

Saying this as a warning to anyone ITT too that might have gay fantasies
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Why isn't glomping still a thing? I remember years ago every now and then I'd see a character being tackled in a cutesy fashion by another with a "glomp". What happened to that? I miss being young and in the pioneering days of the internet.
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>>143744087
Just Like Mercy, I chose the Third Option, Being my Own Little Armside Chara to a Friend as they play.
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>>143743314
Geez, that really does sounds like a tough tradeoff, no matter how you look at it. No mutations, I hope?

>Snowdin
It probably would be the most 'standard'. Most likely Frisk gradually freezing, tumbling into the waters eventually, only to catch onto River Person's boat. Slight hope spot, though very questionable if they survive.
>Elevator
It is kind of difficult, since there's little wiggle room. Originally I thought of it being a short, Frisk getting panicked and opening the doors to find they were suspended in pure nothing. The new idea is more or less the same end, with a growing paranoia by conversing with the elevator repair service, which would actually just be Gaster on the signal, messing with their heads.
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>>143744110
>fauning over guys
>even fictional
youre gay man
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>>143743646
>Trial and error
You pretty much hit the nail on the head on how to beat him.

>crap you've never seen
Gaster Blasters fire in a straight line and linger for a bit
White bones hurt
Blue bones hurt if you are moving
Green boxes are standard platforms
The jump button for blue soul is opposite to the direction of the current gravity

You didn't need me to tell you that but the way he uses those tools shouldn't matter if you know how to avoid each individually
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>>143744276
I know gay dudes that like some fictional women, things just work differently with art/drawings/text
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>>143744359
then theyre at least bi
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>>143744419
I've said that but they get mad
it's actually a specific couple too
And they aren't even the kind of gays that hate bi people
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>>143743940
Go with the frying pan, he only has 1 hp so attack doesn't matter.
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>>143738580
I wanna give that cutie a smooch
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>>143744482
being in denial is common. i just think that if you seriously think about fucking and being in a relationship with even a single person from a gender then it should be included in your sexuality label or whatever. that might be just me though
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>>143744087
I had the game spoiled for me sadly which is why I didn't bother with Genocide.(Thanks a lot friend)
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Do you think near the end of your life you're going to be proud of arguing with strangers on the internet? Although I can't say it's much better than those people who think they have to do things like climb giant rocks like Kilimanjaro just to feel as if their life's complete. You're doing your own thing. You choose to do this, so good on you.
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>>143744757
i dont see my life ending slow enough to reflect on anything tbqh
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>>143744757
I'll be proud that last thread I got us to kill asriel.
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>>143721510
I tried not to get a boner.
It didn't work.
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>>143744123
*glomps u
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>>143744874
yooo i got to kill flowey right after! high five!
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>>143744896
thick dragon tails do it for me too bro, it's ok
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>>143744896
ok I may actually slightly have known samuel before this whole meme shit, does he actually have a fucking shit fetish, all i knew of was gigantism, thicc, and vore. Hes actually kind of a nice dude, a bit stuck up, but i can't blame him. he really didnt deserve all the hate he got, but i do wish he would have just put a normal fucking character.
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>>143744932
Aaaaah!
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>>143744979
>a normal fucking character

So Sorry fits pretty damn well amongst a bunch of monsters and anthros, unless you mean you wish he made a new character
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>>143745175
One who didn't have a shitton of smut art before the kickstarter.
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>>143744273
Doesn't help that they're expensive as hell, too.
No mutations yet, though.

>boat
Yeah, that doesn't sound too bad. Maybe don't even mention that it's River Person's boat?
>Gaster
That actually sounds really cool. Perhaps have the element of running out of oxygen be involved as well?
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>>143745337
wait, are you trying to turn undertale into some amnesia ass everything goes horribly wrong and horrifying game?
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>>143745474
Maybe, but unintentionally.
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>>143745474
IN THE GRIM DARKNESS OF THE YEAR 201X THERE IS ONLY GRIMDARK AND NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCES
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>>143721934
>>143722208
I hate that I agree with you guys.
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>>143745535
LONG AGO THERE WERE TWO EDGY FACTIONS, THE ELDRITCH HORRORS AND THE HORRIFYING CREATURE OF GOD THAT DESTROYS EVERYTHING
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>>143722926
Goddamn, lil' Gaster is such a cutie.

Too bad the adult is probably a total asshole
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>>143744640
Sexuality labels are fucking retarded though exactly for reasons like that.
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>>143744110
>Saying this as a warning to anyone ITT too that might have gay fantasies
Too late
I already accepted it.
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>>143745768
nah man hes a cool dad who loves to kickflip
>>143745852
i agree, i really couldnt care less about what people like or identify as if it doesnt involve me
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>>143745015
heehee :3
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>>143745912
Accepted what, that you don't enjoy the "D" even if you want to?
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Kinda quiet in here.
How about we speed things along and post music?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtmHuDQC8I8
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>>143746183
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_if8Y9PdDHg
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>>143746065
No
That I actually love it
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>>143746183
https://youtu.be/tnAbKuGss4Y
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>>143746183
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv13gl0a-FA

I.. can explain
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>>143746367
Explain then. We got time.
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>>143746390
Actually I can't.
I just like Eurobeat for when I work out.
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>>143746183
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmxFjoALXRg
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>>143746183
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bjwlh5kDV0E

vento aureo good translation never ;_;
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>>143746446
You mean you LIED TO ME?
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>>143746183
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUQI28utNcg
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>>143746183
PLEBS
Get on my level
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vHhWBcGhltc
Send help
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rYgL66Aa4c
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>>143746534
>Dogsong for 10 hours
>help
You prefer the 9 millimeter or the 10?
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>>143746708
I'd prefer my death by the remington up the ass
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>>143746708
The 50 cal please.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNQ-Qi7pBpw
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>>143746765
>remington up the ass
GOOD SHIT, what kind of round?

>>143746826
Up close or long distance?
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>>143746545
Ever since someone pointed out that Jotaro had uncrossed eyes at 0:56, I've never been able to take his appearance seriously.
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>>143746878
.36 Buckshot.
>>143746909
>taking edgejo seriously
I AHM JOHTAROOO
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>>143746878
.50 cal up my butt
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Since JoJo and Undertale are already memes in arms, when is undertales dialogue getting a DUWANG version
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>>143747000
As you wish.

>>143747057
Two of you now? God damn.
Talk about gunplay though.
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>>143747000
I meant his appearance in the opening.
And besides, things got really serious for Jotaro when Kira nearly killed everyone and Pucci actually succeeded in killing everyone.
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>>143747183
I havent read the mango yet, so I only know the things that happen in the anime.
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>>143747107
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJHt7_OZlus

There's poorly-translated Undertale, but it's a machine translation, so it doesn't really count.
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>>143747254
no we need to hand translate this shit

>What a Lovely Duwang Outdoors
>Birds create Song, Petals Grow
>On Duwang's such as
>Children like you should be damned in hell
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>>143747254
>another special day war broke out in the country
I love how nonchalant it sounds.
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>>143745337
Ah yes, the best combo. Little supply, pricy as hell. At least no mutations. like you said. For now.

>boat
Yeah, that's probably what I'll go for. Something approaching in the water, but difficult to tell whether it's a boat, or just some hallucination
>Gaster
That could work! Oxygen, paranoia and claustrophobia. Gaster wants Frisk to open the elevator door, because as soon as they do, anything from the void can invade. And since Frisk feels threatened, the SOUL would appear, unintentionally acting as a beacon in the dark.

>>143745474
I wouldn't say Amnesia, more like Heart of Darkness?
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>>143747107
http://flamingzak.tumblr.com/post/134692991637/jojos-bizarre-adventure-diamond-is-unbreakable

There's Duwangtale.
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How did snow even get into the Underground anyways?
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>>143747602
http://www.lemaitreusa.com/_includes/images/uploads/ecommerce/large/arcticsnowmachine1553.jpg
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>>143747602
I've heard large caves can have their own weather patterns.
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>>143747561
holy shit i need this as an entire story, also koichis hair is yellow, why, im uncomfortable.
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>>143747654
neat, i want to believe
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>>143747671
http://jojo.wikia.com/wiki/File:KoichiHirose.png

Koichi was blond in the manga. He only got blue/silver hair in the game and anime.
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>>143747602
I imagine water falls down like Waterfall but in Snowdin it's cold enough it turns into snow.
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>>143747761
i guess its just because i saw the anime version first but he just looks, unnatural, blond.
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>>143747557
Pricy, scarce, but extremely effective, so I can't really complain?

>Boat
There you go, perfect.
>SOUL
Amazing. Perhaps the lighting in the elevator could eventually start getting dimmer and dimmer until Frisk decides to open the door?
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>>143747807
It was the opposite for me.
I interpreted Jonathan's hair as brown in the manga (I read the black and white scans), so when I saw the first episode of Season 1, blue haired Jonathan and the rapidly shifting colors made my head spin before I got used to it.
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>>143747902
followup question besides SPOOPY EDGETALE

...can somebody explain why somebodys taking expensive drugs that could litterally mutate them?
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>>143747963
I think it's a reference to the game Lisa, where the characters take drugs that could mutate them.

I'm not actually sure, because I've heard it's a really grimdark game, which are the kind of things I stay away from.
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>>143747648
>snow machine
Meh.

>>143747654
That's kinda neat and would make sense.

>>143747771
The thing that confuses me is that since they're closer to the world's core, wouldn't it be hot enough to melt snow?

>>143747963
>can somebody explain why somebodys taking expensive drugs that could litterally mutate them?
What are you talking about, people have ALWAYS been doing this!
It's a reference to LISA, the drugs don't mutate me, don't worry.
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>>143748065
>>143748060
>LISA
Never heard of it.
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>>143748065
>>143748060
oh fuck right, i need to go play LISA the painful still. ill be doing that.
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>>143748148
An RPG in which the protagonist has to occasionally take drugs to prevent hallucinations.
Those drugs are kind of rare and are meant to be used in a pinch.
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>>143746491
>vento aureo good translation never ;_;
there is already a new one isn't there? Not sure if they finished yet though
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wait so is the games name just LISA? im gonna go COMPLETELY LEGALLY download it.
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>>143748273
There actually is, but they've only gotten up to Volume 8 or so.
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>>143748317
Yeah, it is.
Wait, Jacketanon, is that you?
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>>143748317
Lisa: The Painful.
Lisa: The Joyful is the sequel which wraps up the events from the first game.
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>>143748390
Yes, its me. I'm back for more drug trip games completely blind
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>>143747902
As long as it works, that's what counts the most! That's already more than some other medications do.

>Boat
Neat, thank you! It helps a lot to bounce ideas around.
>dimmer
That's kinda what I had in mind! Gaster first poses as the repair crew, coaxing Frisk. When they get suspicious, he starts unsettling them and messing with the internal systems as much as he can. Frisk opens the door, hoping to find a maintenance ladder and only then realizing where they really are.
>>
>>143748410
Fuck, the only one i can find is for Joyful, anyone here want to spend some dosh on LISA for me? Ill succ yer dic
>>
>>143748475
>internal systems
There we go.
That works amazingly, fuckin' go for it, man.
>>
>>143748475
>>143748632
You ever send something prematurely?
>As long as it works, that's what counts
I'm just worried when I eventually run out of them.

>Boat
You're welcome. I'm here whenever you need some ideas or something, man. I got nothing better to do.
>>
>>143748481
https://1fichier.com/?wei01hv616
Found this, but not sure whether it will work.
>>
>>143748750
>https://1fichier.com/?wei01hv616
seems to work fine, but its gonna take a wee bit long to download, any words to get me hyped before i begin
>>
>>143748803
>any words to get me hyped
Yeah, I got a fee, "get something alcoholic."
>>
>>143748858
will cream soda do?

i also have a can of my own piss thats been here for a week
>>
>only a few posts left till limit
STANDING
>>
>>143748898
>cream soda
I guess-
>i also have a can of my own piss thats been here for a week
DRINK THE HELL

>>143748905
ON THE EDGE
>>
post RPGs better then Undertale
>>
>>143748905
HERE
>>
>>143748803
Here's some advice.
Always believe in the Hintlord, he pays off in the end.
>>
>>143748931
PLEASE DONT MAKE ME DO IT
>>
Smooching anon on the lips!
Smooching anon on the chest!
Smooching anon on the tummy!
Smooching anon on the waist!
Smooching anon on the thigh!
>>
>>143748986
>thigh
Why are you doing this.
>>
>>143748986
Smooching anon with a gun!
>>
>>143748986
NOO!

I wanted to save myself for my anon
>>
>>143748961
DRINK
THE
HELL
>>
>>143749008
I love thighs! I wanna smooch them, and touch them, and rub my face against them, and rest my head on them!
>>
>>143749020
You can shoot me if you kiss me first.
>>
>>143748935
LISA
>>
>>143749105
FATHER NO
>>
>>143749114
Oh, I'll shoot you ;) With a long rifle, you disgusting degenerate.
>>
Imagine a person who will make a new thread will be cursed to be impotent to the rest of their life.
Would you still do it?
>>
>>143749168
That won't even kill me very well.
>>
>>143749151
Just do it, you little weenie.
>>
>>143749253
Fine lets kiss with tongue, and I'll bite yours off, and you'll bleed out.
>>
>>143749214
Girls don't get boners...
>>
>>143749107
Stop.

>>143749151
YOU ALREADY KILLED THE RUSSIAN MAFIA, THIS WILL BE NOTHING TO YOU

>>143749168
Can I join you?
I want to shoot someone as well.
>>
>>143749214
Imagine having to sex that So Sorry in the OP
>>
>>143749331
That So Sorry is kinda cute though...
>>
Quick, somebody from warship remember where they came from, or there'll never be a new thread.
>>
>>143749279
UNPACKING LISA AND MY MOUTH TASTES OF SALT, VINEGAR, AND REGRET
>>
>>143749214
I don't need to worry about my potence anyway.
>>
>>143749318
>I want to shoot someone as well.
It's not me, is it? Are you sensitive about your thighs? I remember one anon who had something like that.
>>
>>143749298
People with clits have clit boners. Plus their vags lubricate.
>>
>>143749346
I made this thread before I went to bed, now its someone elses turn
>>
Can someone make the new thread already, or am I going to have to do it?

>>143749354
THE
ABSOLUTE
MADMAN

>>143749379
I just want someone to shoot.
>I remember one anon who
That's me.
>>
>>143749434
IM GOING TO FINISH THIS CAN, WHEN THE NEW THREADS UP I'LL BEGIN LISA
>>
>>143749434
cutie
>>
>>143749434
>That's me.
Care to remind me what exactly happened?
>>
>>143749595
>>
>>143749469
Every time a party member dies, take a sip.
Good luck.

>>143749493
Fuck.

>>143749535
>Care to remind me what exactly happened?
I don't care to, actually.
>>
>>143749672
Aw.
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