Dota 2 - /d2g/

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nth for Traxex is the best waifu

memes

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Reminder this is an image board so post image(s).

>>143588369
But this OP isn't shit so the thread can stay longer :3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBYC4f79iXc

t minus 3

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>>143587459
janggo buriza lothar's

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>cancelling his animations to lasthit with extreme precision

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literally what's the point of pic related

>>143587803
Based imageposters slaying the shitskin thread
>>143588430
Yeah this

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Behead all who don't max upheaval

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Remember to build midas on WK and Doom EVERY game.

>>143588720
To be a mid hero

>>143588771
>midas
>wk

ok my man. hope your 2k treat you well

>>143588720
dealing no damage

How did we just cut 10 billion trees in like an hour?

>all this time
>finally get fireballs
>win a grand total of 700 points

THANKS VALVE

>>143588837
>not building midas on WK
with midas you can become skeleton king
still not tempted?

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Which number is best?

>>143588771
why would you need a farming item other than quelling blade on wk
you have a fucking 500% crit and lifesteal

>>143588964
You cant get the 24k? Lol
And do 322

>>143588993
>he gets midas for the gold and not for the exp
por que horhe?

>>143588964
4 is mathematically best someone post the stats

>>143588898
fireballs are fucking so shit. reminder that this shit is rigged to only give out shit to certain people. more than likely whales with cash.

i got an arcana on the last battlepass and it didn't pay out. this happened to hundreds of people and no one got shit.

>>143588520
>Daedalus Drums ShadowBlade
Gracias Mr. Lesnar although since you're dancing with a sombrero I can't help but think you are pulling a big joke on me

>>143589059
my point still stands
you farm really quickly so you get a lot of xp and you can solo roshan pretty early

>>143588898
For fuck's sake. ALL OF THE THREE BALLS FELL INTO 750
IS THE FUCKING 24K POINT THING RIGGED SO THAT YOU CAN NEVER GET IT, OR WHAT?

>>143589256
Same

>>143589236
get midas for EVEN MORE xp
level 16 under 25 minutes

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>>143588964
Ths shit reminds me of that one bonus level in Super mario sunshine.
I'm pretty sure they're equally cancerous.

>spend shekels to get community rewards
>you're not even guaranteed to win something big.

Kinda like opening chests in csgo. Except it's even worse.

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>need

>>143589256
probably like a 0.01% of it desu

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>>143588771
>playing nucifer the Cuckbringer
Literally why. All Midas is going to do is delay the wards and smoke you're supposed to be buying, ward bitch.

>>143589081
did #4, got 1000 750, 500.

>>143589392
>he doesn't play safe lane doom with packleader's aura & ac

>CoL v DC again
???

>>143588720
Win lane easy.
Support medusa when?

>>143589371
Of course it is. Why would Valve want you get 24 levels for free? That'd be of no profit for them. Just frustrate the community after putting up tasks of impossible ammounts, and don't even give them the reward they deserve.

>>143589392
hey, ward bitches win games.

>>143589392
>playing doom as a roaming mek/drum building cuck instead of ganking/ricing ALPHA WOLDF DOOM
the only cuck here is you

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>goycucks autistically grinded trees for some welfare levels for they cuckpendum
>can´t even dream of getting 24k points because its rigged
CANT MAKE THIS UP

what if there was a gamemode where you could only pick heroes affiliated with your side

>>143589549
Valve doesn't even need to be jewish is the thing. It's just the three people who work on DOTA trying to justify their pay checks by fucking the community with shit events that you have to pay for.

>>143589621
but that was reddit though, whitey.

all we did was abuse

>>143589665
That was the default dota mode.
People just added -apneng every game

>>143589870
i know but what if it was added to dota 2

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basically fuck valve. 0/10 company

>>143589590
>>playing doom as a roaming mek/drum building cuck instead of ganking/ricing ALPHA WOLDF DOOM
Removed in 6.86
2.0 BAT
Enjoy your gamelosing ward bitch, cucky.

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What is he thinking right now, /d2g/?

>>143590009
>goy complaining about his jewish masters taking back their sweet goybait
dotards?

>oy vey never forget the 20 trillion

>>143590009
mantas is that you

>>143590064
Problem scheming to get rid of the swedes desu.

the octarine leshrac quest is so cancer

POST MMR GRINDING TUNES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzf09PYSuhk

>>143590059
>muh bat
you still do 16%max hp damage every 4 seconds
couple that with your attacks since if you actually get attack speed items that 2.0 BAT isnt THAT much
fuck off cuck
no one likes cuck support doom
or perhaps you only advocate it so you wont have to deal with CARRY Doom?
100 GOLD EVERY 40 SECONDS
DEVOUR GOYS GET GOLD
KEK?????

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSgcOuh9j7Y

is it better to get 3 points in w then max e or max q and e on storm?

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>>143590551
>you still do 16%max hp damage every 4 seconds
And you do this without any items while placing wards
>100 GOLD EVERY 40 SECONDS
Literally perfect for buying wards
Which is literally all the character is good for
>no one likes cuck support doom
Yes, that is true, cuck doom is boring and unfun
But it's literally all he can do now
I'm sorry you had to learn it like this but you're better off dropping the hero until he gets an Arcana and Icefrog is forced to buff him into usability

>>143590631
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2385674140

>>143590765
fuck off cuckmaster
no one is going to belive your swedish lies

>winstreak, get to 6.2k
>lose 300mmr next 2 days with only 1 win inbetween

forced 50 is real guys

How does safelane doom, maxing devour, and going radiance into manta into octarine work?

>kill 5 enemy heroes before the game timer reaches 20:00

what hero d2g recomend for this?

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post recent games

>>143590983
>manta octarine
this autistic meme has got to stop
im suprised none of the retarded autists at prodota built radiance manta octarine antimage yet

>>143590886
Whatever you say cucky
Enjoy your wards

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Hey...

>>143591169
im not the one playing a CORE hero as a cuckport
joel

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Hey!

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When is the next big event? I only watch pro DotA. I don't play it.

>>143590936
>6.2k
At that point it is nothing but pro every game.

>>143591278
No, you're the one who thinks playing the equivalent of CORE CM isn't the reason you're losing every game

Stay cucked

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nice fuckin game

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HEY!!!

>>143591617
Yeah happend to me aswell when i was playing a custom..

>>143591575
>he cant play carry doom and win games with him so everyone must play cuckport doom
telltale sign of a shitter cuckoldian desu

Nik is a junkie?
Damn I actually thought he was straight edge. Oh well. I wish we had real straight edge NEETsexuals.

>>143591465
manila major is in 9 days I think

>>143591465
Our guys AF v our -exGuys VP on sunday

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>>143591787
I'm a cuteneet and I've been clean+sober for 2 months!

>>143591787
who the fuck is Nik?

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WHAT DO WE WIN?

>>143591697
Yes, that is the issue here
That issue can't play carry Doom but continues to attempt to and loses every game, then shitposts about it on D2G and gets upset when his cuckery is pointed out

Shameful tbqh

>>143592060
if there is a CORE doom shitposter present in this thread i didnt hear about him, i started shitposting about it this very thread
and i actually win games as pos 2/3 doom
that counts as CORE :^)

>>143592052
THREE of linas BALLS. That's right, she has 3.

>>143592030
The "post steam :3" guy

>>143592287
>the guy responsible for all the gay shitposting for the past week

woah, and he actually asked a guy why they removed him?

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D O T A R D S
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timed out every fuckin time thanks for the hats gaben fuckin fat fuck

WHY DOES NA DOTA LET DC PICK 2 (TWO) HARD CARRIES IN ONE GAME?

>>143592524
Yeah he's broken inside. Needs to go to rehab

Why the fuck do people still pick darkseer

>>143593180
it's the only hero swindel can play

>>143593180
FREE HASTE

>>143593262
why does he fucking pussy out as if a lvl 4 clock can manfight a darkseer..
That was a kill there..

Why do people play with hontrash?
I can't think of a single one who's won anything relevant.

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>>143593271
FREE?

>>143593361
it's the shock of being defeated yesterday. He's on tilt from being top 2 NA

>>143593421
That's right
FREE

>>143593401
0/10 bait

>>143593401
OG is hontrash

>our nige will ban immigration and kill irish fuccbois like drcelt

vote ukip

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>>143593421

WHY THE FUCK ISNT THIS CM KILLING THESE BIG CREEPS? WTF
HE HAS MANA, HE WALKS BY THE LARGE CREEP, DOESNT W IT? WTF

>>143593619
he did say relevant

>>143593745
they cheesed a major very convincingly though it was all miracle

>>143593736
supports don't kill creeps retard

>>143593736
top 2 NA :D

>>143593664
>another election
not this shit again

>need to lifesteal 6000 HP
>do it as lifestealer as he is the obvious hero for the job
>unlock new quest
>need to steal 7000 HP as lifestealer

Who the fuck was in charge of this?

>max toss first
>not avalanche
>miss solo kill on bots rushing PL because you maxed the wrong spell first
wtf

>>143593997
remember YOU paid for this.
now stop gameshitting up my general

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streams

starladder on, these heroes are interesting

>CoL winning
guys..?

>>143594206
they lost the draft.

>clock kills himself by cogging himself onto a DS wall with battery assault going
>gets hit by wall like 4 times

kk

>>143594153
But I paid for it in tip money so its like it was free

>>143594372
tony can theoretically carry really hard though, especially with a shallow grave

when will lipstickman get a better mic?
It's like a fucking 10 dollar mic with his voice cracking every second and he doesn't talk loud enough.

>>143594372
?
wat
DC picked meme shit like PL mid, offlane clock, and a second farm vacuuming ADC

At NO STAGE is PL ever able to fight tiny

>>143588964
it doesnt matter. the result is predetermined.

>>143588964
>pick 4
>750, 1000, 1000
breddy gud
go 4

misses kill on AM because no echo sabre
nice fking lothars tho tiny lol

It's not like you are the carry on your team, right? lol

>>143595092
You are looking at hontrash. They don't pick carries

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>>143588964
Today, I will remind them

How do you build Sven?

this tiny had total free farm
He decided t hat he has lower farm priority than a darkseer, and built all gank items

how did Digital Cucks won game 1 ?

>>143595551
Free NA tournaments and qualifiers :DDDDDD

>>143595287
Has this been updated and where is this data coming from?

IT'S OVER

>>143591497
good one mate

I told you guys. Pick MOAR carries and win games. Hontrash won't stop 5 manning. Don't they realise you don't cheese every game?

>>143595551
Convincingly

>dork seer wall becomes a drag spell so you can direct the wall rather than it always be horizontal relative to the hero

better?

>>143595551
carry doom. also what do you mean how? digitial cucks are 100% the better team.
They already had a series yesterday and dc just bulldozed those nerds.

Report this tiny
2 fucking enemy illusion heros and he doesn't buy aghs or farm? what the fuck

Why pipe instead of crimson DS... ?

>>143595834
maybe that can be his aghs

>>143595834
Change aghs so it becomes a ring but deals regular damage

New NA dota team rankings

1. DC
2. CoL
3. Shazam
4-5. EG/Secret

Thoughts?

>>143595834
that's HON talk, boy

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>rush pipe as second item
>only magic damage is from a lion
doturds?

>>143596068
orgasm/10

>>143595834
>Dick seer aghs makes the wall move forward at 300 speed.

>>143595842
>crimson guard
>ever

>>143596068
spot on anon

>>143596068
FDL should be in 4 desu

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>>143596068
>yfw DC get knocked out of TI qualis by peruvians

>am and pl on same team
i love this meme, cant wait for medusa and spectre to finally catch on

>>143596068
Secret 3.0 was going to win manila and ti6 but rtz, EE and puppey had to fuck it all up

>>143596287
you mean mid medusa and safelane spectre?

>>143596318
it is amazing how true this is

>>143596287
for am and pl to drain her mana constantly?

>>143589256
For fuck's sake. ALL OF THESE SPINS DIDN'T LAND ON THE ARCANA

IS THIS SPIN SHIT RIGGED SO YOU CAN NEVER GET IT, OR WHAT?

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Is there a better feeling than coming home, turning on DotA and seeing this?

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>mfw some pubstar picks Slark or Lifestealer and I just pick Razor and hard counter him

>>143596439
yea, should be fun to watch people try to fight them

>>143596287
>6.88
>tower armor bonus increased to +3 +7 +10 +15 for tier 1/2/3/4 towers respectively
>also works on the towers themselves
>comeback gold formula doubled (in favor of losing team)
>mega/supercreep bounty/exp increased to match regular creep bounties
>hand of midas cooldown reduced to 50 seconds
>desolator no longer works on buildings
>highground ramps narrowed (were increased long ago)
>towers now also grant 10%/20%/30%/40% magic resistance for tier 1/2/3/4 towers respectively
>buffs from multiple towers overlap (While standing between tier 3 mid and the two tier 4 towers you are granted 3 buffs)
>gold lost on death is now relative to networth difference (higher networth advantage = higher amount of gold lost on death)

>>143596591
hmm nah

>>143596591
based jojoposter t.b.h.

>>143590009
>trying to talk to robots

rofl

>complexity gg timing

fuck off

DC have already won. There's no way to defeat AM and PL at this point

>swindlzes

dc > col > secret

>triple mana drain
>mana void
I didn't consider this

GUYS? TWO ZERO?

Anyone know why some spells, like Axe's Blink + Call, doesn't activate when you press it? I clearly press Q and it doesn't activate. Like wtf? And I know for a fact it's not my keyboard.

jason tho

>>143597115
Server lag.... I've noticed it long ago . I used to compare games vs bots that have 0 connection dependance vs with people and its always slightly lagging. Thats my theory ofc , if you have anything to else you might suggest go ahead i guess.

>>143597213
where's that game?
I can't find it

>>143597034
hahahahah HELL yeah bro

dude

i bet you get a LOT of PUSSY huh? sweet bro!

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>>143597393
>if you have anything to else you might suggest go ahead i guess.
resolved with extreme precision

>>143597448
i went to joindota and they had the stream linked there its on azubu
http://www.joindota.com/en/matches/194675-shazam-vs-dragon-slayerzzz

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>Pick carry
>Barely any reports if ever
>Pick support
>Forced to solo support
>Do my job despite having to deal with two supports on the enemy team while I got four carries
>SOMEONE always finds a reason to report me

this shit is kinda stressful.

>>143597457
I hate it when people assume that I am not virgin

>Queue up
>Call mid
>"No let Alchemist go mid"
>Our Shadow Shaman is blatantly in a stack with how hard he's forcing the Alch mid
>Go mid anyways
>Alch pushes the wave with Acid Spray but I still get all the CS because he's a shitter
>SS and Alch start going ballistic
>They report me even though I end up carrying the game
>Next game
>Get matched up against them
>They report me again
>Next game
>Get matched up against them
>They report me a third time
>Get sent to LPQ for 6 reports from 3 parties in 3 games
WORKING AS INTENDED VALVE.

So, how much dosh you think is gonna be in the ti6 pool? I'm trying to gamble on 100 levels. Also, best Manila picks?

>>143596698
hmm YES you shiteater

lifestealer literally cannot do anything when you suck off all his damage and kite him around

>>143597821
?
You can't report like that
stop ruining games

>>143597919
>100 levels

1000 points for one level
now tell me how many levels 10000 points is.

>>143597919
current playerbase is something like 18% higher than it was last year so my guess is simply add about that much to the ti5 pool, so something like 22m

>>143596591
but trading the entire game for a single counter?
you lost the game the moment you picked razor

>>143598038
...except you can. If you get matched up with someone multiple times you can also report them multiple times and it will count as a fresh report.

>>143598138
by picking Razor vs Lifestealer you are effectively making the game a 4v4

>>143598126
based retard bro

it's going to be 15m tops mark my words. screencap this post.

>>143598194
no
You can't report them again after reporting them

guys what are secret and EG gonna do if they lose their invites to Ti6?
Could they survive through qualifiers?
I don't think they could.

>>143598001
maybe in 2k
i might have believed you if you got trips, unlucky

>>143598198
Yes, but you're relying on the 4 (that's your team) to beat the other 4 (the enemy team)

You may as well pick hard support.

>>143598194
>expecting e-sports retards to know how dota works

you're wasting your time. all they do is play customs and watch esports.

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>tfw no Void arcana that makes you drop a ROAD ROLLA on your enemies when you ult

>>143597393
I don't think it's server lag. Because it only happens with specific spells. Like Blink + Stomp with Centaur or Blink + Call with Axe. I think it has to do with Blink + an AOE spell with a long cast point.

>>143598252
Then explain why I have 3 games remaining in LPQ RIGHT NOW for those 6 reports.

>>143598245
I seem to remember a lot of posts like this last year. Then valve released more immortals and blew nerds like you right the fuck out. Valve fucking knows how to extract its dues.

>another DC vs CoL game about to take place in 35 mins
>odds are 59% for CoL and 41% for DC
Based americucks making this an easy value bet just like yesterday. Should I fall for this? or will hontrash make a cumback?
I'll put a few commons and see what happens lol.

>>143598463
because you got reported by someone else

you CANNOT report the same player twice

>>143598463
because 8 other people reported you since you likely rant all fucking game like a dipshit

>>143598505
the only reason the prize pool got so high last year was stretch goals

with no stretch goals, there's no milestones to reach so people won't give a fuck

you don't get a second treasure II until level fucking 98

people aren't gonna shill out 50 dollars for points for ONE treasure II

>>143598560
>>143598601
6 reports by 3 parties in 3 games when I got matched with the same 2-stack multiple times.

Oh, but of course it was just another 2-stack in those other games, right?

>>143598535
LMAO NOW ITS 62% ON DC AND 38% COL HAHAHAHAHAH LOOK AT THAT FUCKING BACKPEDALING

can swindle the jew make a cumback with revenge at canada cup?
or will DC continue their NA slaying spree?

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>>143598692
Anon.

You CANNOT report someone twice. It doesn't let you. I have tried.

>>143598934
dumb kumiko poster

>>143596549
Seems so. More than one time it's been close to it, and it ended up giving me a shitty set (I was so angry when it was close to the arcana, and it didn't even give me a treasure as a consolation prize. It gave me that fucking hideous Ember Crane set for Lina, who I don't even play)

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>>143598394
Also i noticed that it has nothing to do with connection. There never was any similar problem with dota 1 and its certainly not about graphics and technical shit because i've downgraded them to the lowest , compared to the highest and still it happens in-game constantly ... that nasty little delay that you can barely spot but its always there..... man i fucking miss dota 1 for this particular reason. I wish some technical specialist would care to get in details about this shit and maybe figure out where the problem is and wtf can we do about it on our own.

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a-again?
is this what it's like to be the only relevant NA teams?

>>143599510
I bet alot on DC they better not shit the bed. I bet more on them yesterday so its okay but today I hope they don't fuck it up.

I won a game 1 vs 9 as Ember today. No one else on my team had a positive k/d, some fed relentlessly, and my support refused to support. Their AM was fed as fuck and we would've lost had I not gotten to 50 000 net worth and bought two rapiers. Feelsgood

>>143598934
Yes dumbass, you can't report someone twice in the same match. If you get matched up with them a second time though the game doesn't recognize it and allows you to report them again.

>>143599615
did you midlane or safelane?
Ember is a mid laner isn't he?

Shendelzare!

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So, ok, /d2g/ clarify something for me

CAN you or CAN YOU NOT report someone twice?

>>143599727
>If you get matched up with them a second time though the game doesn't recognize it and allows you to report them again.
You literally cannot. This is not how it works.

I've tried to report someone in back to back matches and it does not work.

Enjoy LPQ though, shitstain.

Is there a better hero for this fucking healing quest? I tried it now three times with Witch Doctor but the Carrys made me lose the games

>>143599813
YES WE CAN !
>report in-game
>report steam account

>>143599908
greaves omni

>>143590936
Get to 5.8

Lose 600 MMR in a week or two

Why live honestly fuck this retarded game

>>143599813
Yes you can, the anime poster is trying to damage control.

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>>143599727
>he assumes "party" means an individual player
you seem to be having trouble so let me make it real clear: reports from multiple people in PARTY QUEUE TOGETHER AKA IN A **&&___PARTY_____&&** do not count

>the way you fuck me I'd do anything for you
I'm gonna make my gf support me :3

>>143600350
You literally, actually, factually, cannot.

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>b-but le aussie girl boogeyman will be casting
- dee twooo gee
laughing out loud to be honest

but seirously rofl since when is black a caster

>>143600559
they needed someone black to fill quota

>>143600559
Eng and Ru """""talents""""" lists are sausages fests. Glad that Chinks actually put some qts.

China more progressive lmao

>>143600527
these posts will become illegal when islam takes over america lol. Then my grandkids will be able to blow normies like you the fuck out

retarded tinker going dagon instead of blink

>>143600763
some of the chinese girl casters actually are good at the game. dunno about the ones they actually invited. meanwhile sheever is still 3k with god knows how many games

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>showing up for a lan?
>NOT TODAY

>>143600960
thanks to this fuckin team dota is infested of peruvians

>>143588964
Remember the Golden Wrench fiasco?
Valve has fixed the outcome

>>143600763
Chinese girls can actually understand whats going on. Sheever is a mongoloid

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Hey Dotaaards what are your camera speed and mouse sensitivity at?

>>143601384
yes

DUDE
WASD
LMAO
Seriously any WASD-fags here? Friend who introduced me said I'd never be good with WASD. Now I'm twice his MMR and crush pubs with invoker. Feels good man.

>>143601232
>>143600930
>sheever is a mongoloid
>literally 4k mmr

probably better than everyone single person in here

>>143601384
Default. Got 1k hours playing that way, and I don't really think I'll change it.

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@143601429
If you think you'll get any (You)s for being cheeky then you can fuck off.

>>143601384
zero. Just like LD's

>>143600930
>>143601232
Reminder that v1lat is unironically 3k.

Sheever is weird, funny and pretty and I'd like her to be on the panel on majors for the sake of not watching only weird men. I am not gay.

>>143601526
ODpixel is 4k tobi is 4k. They're both famous just for talking fast and hyping. Sheever sits with her foot in her mouth DUUUUUUH

Is Dota2 dying?

>>143601679
>Funny
No
>Pretty
Depending on who does her make up

>>143601679
sorry but the rest of don't want dota to die at the hands of trash females that are BadMen at video games analysis

>>143601756
The talented cast at Manila is saving it. llama and sheever are trying their best to kill it

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mind if i post images?

Its 7:30 into the game and tinker teleports to your lane and starts spamming heat seeking missiles
what do you do?

>>143601756
Yes player numbers are decreasing only three weeks after patch, even with HAT QUESTS going on.

>>143601772
SHE CAN'T SPELL EXORCISM

>>143599748
I went safe lane, which was why it was so frustrating that I had no support with me most of the time. I usually play him mid, because flame guard is really really good, but he's also viable safe lane.The only difference is I don't buy bottle when I run him safe lane.

Good to know Dota 2 isn't the only game lelouch is horrible at.

>sunray on CoL
>puck on DC
yeah my items are going down the drain.Thanks for baiting it out DC fucking shit

>>143601971
She's fucking Dutch, of course she can't spell Exorcism she's ESL and she doesn't even play Death Prophet. I wouldn't expect her to know what avaricious or virago meant either.

>>143602094
DC WILL NEVER LOSE

>>143602098
then she should quit coming to english events, and stick to the dutch ones.

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>>143602019
Just fucking destroyed him m8.

>>143602238
I just think she should buy an English dictionary.

Is your will pure, /d2g/?

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What layer of hell is playing the same match against the same team over and over again for eternity?

>DC turning NA literally into West EU
dotards?

>>143601551
>>143601384
Where did her smug go?

>5:16 ppd: DC>COL>EG>EMPIRE>SECRET


WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS

>>143602374
Obviously the first, Limbo.

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MEEEEEPWWWWWWWNNNNEEEEDDDD


UGH GUYS?
IS PPD BROKEN?

>>143602480
he gave up. DC is confirmed TOP NA team

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>TP MID AT GAME START TO PLACE A CLIFF WARD AS PUCK

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>>143602464
Smug girl not so smug after being refused kiss by boy.

madmen

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hi everyone! im gay
that means i like fat black dicks in my ass!

based on this information, which hero would you recommend i play?

>>143602480
Are Empire NA too now? Why they there?

>>143602774
Crystal Maiden

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>daily hero challenge
>Troll Warlord

W333333 GOT THE REVERSE KILLLLL

>>143602831
But she's a maiden

>>143602954
Are you sure?

>>143602782
empire beat secret, eg beat empire, col beat eg, dc beat col

>>143602973
I've checked

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>>143602954
is that what she told you? rofl anon

>>143602954
>trusting the word of a slut

>>143602774
zipity zapity man

>>143602774
razor

next relevent esports when?

>>143601679
>le casters have to be mmr autists like me to be good

fuck off retard

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>support thinks he's allowed to touch runes

>>143602973
>>143603096
>>143603112
i dont like this meme

Who should I watch if I want to get better at le ebin snowballing mexican, Mr. Zip?

>>143603395
I think Blitz is the only person autistic enough to still play Storm.

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FIRST BLOOD

and the atmosphere's ELECTRIC

>>143601836
please do

>>143601832
>le casters have to be mmr autists like me to be good

Literally never said that, and I don't think that it is true either. The other dude was the first who mentioned that Sheever is 3k.

So, my man, you should probably learn to read posts and than close your browser tab.

memepush is the only thing CoL can play. It would be a shame if their push was stalled though

Why does Starladder always have absolute fucking garbage tier casts? First Llama, and now this Lyrical dude.

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>>143603386
>carry walks away from 2 waves of xp while letting the offlaner get free farm and tower damage because "i need bounty"
>it's an illusion rune and he does nothing with it anyway

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>come back to dota after months break
>mfw international ranked
can someone gift me the fucking battle pass?

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cow tit hero when?

>>143603764
Cheap and don't really care who casts their qualifier games. They've always been that way too.

>>143603595
no im saying llama and sheever are terrible at making sounds with their mouths that non-retarded person would enjoy. Nothing to do with mmr

>>143603876
>some of the chinese girl casters actually are good at the game. dunno about the ones they actually invited. meanwhile sheever is still 3k with god knows how many games

Ok. The other other dude

>>143603828
int ranked is a fucking disaster mate, people with wildly different solo mmr get matched together and the quality of matches is very low

>>143603830
Reddit won't allow it.

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>>143603849
Nevermind, I went to the wrong stream to watch DC vs. CoL. It's still a motherfucking Maut cast.
What's with these absolutely fucking terrible casts EVERYWHERE lately?
Whosoever came up with the idea of "HURR DURR WE NEED MOAR CASTERS FOR DIVERSITY" when we had what was just fine needs to go fuck himself with a goddamn cactus

>pick meepo and supportpuck
>style on CoL
DC is on fire. I should have put my immortals on this game instead of my rares

>>143603987
oh well gib pass pls :^)

>>143604024
I mean these shit tier casters have always been around ever since Godz/LD/Merlini just got plain lazy. The whole BTS crew cast like five non-major qualifier or non-LAN games in a year.

>>143604152
I just want a caster with a voice that is tolerable, has actually decent knowledge of the game, and that can provide a moderate amount of hype. Why is that so hard to ask?

Why the fuck is maut yelling like a fucking sperg

I love imagining Windranger's sexy body being violently torn inside out by Lion's ult.

>>143604250
Because most people who want to become casters are not the kind of people with those traits. Tobiwan was a fucking actor before becoming a caster and I have no idea what OD was. Godz was a former semi-pro player, Merlini was a former semi-pro player.

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who /comfy/ here?

>>143604398
misery support puck is literally winning fights 4 vs 5 while w33 takes towers. How is that even balanceD?

>No detection for the Shadow Blade dooms

I thought it was one of my pub replays, for fuck's sake. Are these people seriously considered professional players? My aghs rushing CMs are better than this

>>143604398
"IF I FAKE HYPE, MAYBE REDDIT WILL MAKE SHOUTOUT THREADS FOR ME, AND I'LL RISE MY WAY TO THE MAJOR PANELS"

>>143604427
Merlini was a confirmed pro back in DotA, at least from what I remember. He actually won plenty of important tournaments.

>>143604413
same

>>143604442
Are you in a hospital?

>>143604442
What the hell is that desk

>>143604442
>3:4 monitor
>Shitty desk and chair
>Bed seems to be laying on the floor.
>Ugly drapes

My condolences

>>143604526
Yeah I forgot just how far back Merlini went.

>>143604676
>3:4 monitor

wat

DC is literally destroying the best NA dota team and americans are so salty that they ignore it?
This is why Ti shouldn't be held in seattle because americans won't turn up because they're fucking salty

>>143588720
Building rapier as a core and not situational

>>143604563
Nigga ofc no

>>143604583
Free desk from landlord, cant complain abt that

>>143604676
Senpai thats 27" 16:9, bed is kinda low, but not laying on the floor

What the hell, col vs dc for the third time? Lmao

>>143589590
>basically lowest int/gain and mana pool >in the game. Mek holder??

How new are you?

>>143604801
OD became noticed from that one 3 hour C9 game. At least he seems to actually care about the game, and his cast doesn't make you want to come out of the monitor to punch him

One of the casters I miss is Ayeese. I got into watching comp Dota with his casts back in 2013. He did have shit for game knowledge back then, although from the last time he casted (I can't remember the tournament's name now, but it was this year), I remember he'd gotten a lot better

RAMPAGE
A
M
P
A
G
E

>>143605156
W33333 MEEPO RAMPAGE

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Apologize

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>>143604442

Me

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>JEWSfan making NA Dota relevant again

Stopping from making content for DotaCinema, which was already declining in quality anyway, actually paid off for him, holy shit

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Americucks?
RTZ fans?
EG fans?
Swindle fans?
MOO, MOO HE'S OUR MAN, IF HE CAN'T DO IT MISERY CAN!!

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>>143605412
>Razer

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>>143605254
It's just ridiculous at this point. They are like, what, 7-1 within roughly a day now?
That must be soul crushing.
In yesterdays' series it seemed like col had at least somewhat of a chance, but now they're just steamrolling them with w33po and support puck. Rofl.

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>>143605412
excellent choice in waifu

>>143599908
Greaves oracle.

Easy to do 10k+ healing when a game goes late

>>143605563
CoL would have a chance if they stopped memepushing. DC casually throws teamfight ults and wave clear and wins the game because they actually want to play lategame

>>143599908
I completed it with Dazzle easily. Urn of Shadows counts for healing by the way.

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Reminder that there's an item build that's equally viable on every hero.

>>143605412
isn't this sunsfans house

>>143602774
Wisp. You love latching onto your manly carry

Who would have thought Swindlez would get cucked out of Summit5 Starladder, and now Canada Cup by DC?
The team he literally casted before yesterday?

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why do I love her

does 4chin replace "f" "a" "m" with senpai automatically?

>>143606135
idk senpai desu

>>143603828
Post the "i´ll do my best" one please.

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>>143603776
>core gets illusion rune
>just leaves illus in the river because too busy hitting creeps to micro them

They have no idea how useful those are

DC is an NA team because the US is a nation built on the blood and sweat of immiGRANTS. GRANT is NA (indicated by the NaCl levels in his blood) so THEREFORE, DIGITAL CHAOS, IS A NORTH AMERICAN DOTA 2 TEAM.

>>143606134
because you're fat neckbeard dweeb and you have never talked to a woman besides the ones in your family (who despise you).

>>143606135
No. You probably have a funny virus friend.

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>>143606378
b-b-b-b-but I've had girlfriends before

>>143606568
2d doesnt count

>>143606135
Only if you're using a free account instead of a 4chan gold premium account