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1st for Avanine is unironically the best DPS /wpsg/ has ever seen

feet

Yarrick is shit remove him from the guild

too early report & ignore

>>143452882
fuck off

is the thread war over?

xth for Booth, Zxc, Yarrick, and Welp need to stop playing.
Also up for debate are Spurdo and Rus-"Late for the raid again"-lan.

Leadership needs to step up and remove the people holding them back and accept that theres going to have to be a core set of players if they ever want to do Hardmodes - and accept that this includes trimming the fat.

You can do better than those mongoloids.

8th for Booth is a shitter

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>>143453043
nah atleast Welp is trying.
the rest, I agree. worthless scum

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>youll never make this guy rage (took im 45 minutes to get into ramps)

Pillar Men wwu

>>143453043
Underrated post

>>143453124
>Welp
>trying
>gets hit by 3 flash freezes during one Hodir fight
>gets hit by 6 shadow crashes during one Vezax attempt

>>143453245
give him a break will ya

it was our very first ulduar attempt and shit happens.

it's a whole different story if you go naxx and someone dies to dance/polarity shift though.

now THAT is instant removal

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everyone report
>>143453003

>>143453124
Welp doesnt have to try.
His raid spot is secure, why ought he?

He gets hit by mechanics, constantly under performs, and fills the discord with stupid shit during explainations and fights.
Maybe if he shut the fuck up every now and then we could convey information like cooldowns and timers for people, but instead we need a 20 minute rant about how someone pronounced something wrong.

>>143453392
You made that thread.

<You> fucking sucks at falseflagging.

pro-tip: if you want to falseflag as tyrranis or genetics use one of their hundreds of pictures they use

shitter

>>143453386
HAHAHAHAH

GETS FLASH FUCKING FROZEN

THREE TIMES

IN ONE ATTEMPT

FLASH FROZEN

ON HODIR

3 TIMES

GIVE HIM A BREAK

HAHAHAHA

>corrupt core will defend this

i just came back after a long day and see that the guy that keeps namedropping me has made all people mad again.

t. real spurdo
p-pls no bully >>143453043, how did I wrong you

Only officers should be allowed to tank during boss fights
Excluding welp of course

>>143453550
oh and pls don't make asscobra mad at me or he'll kick/3-week-bench me again

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>>143453465
i find it amusing instead of annoying. welp is a really cool guy imo.

>>143453498
>false flagging as a <you> member falseflaging as <pillar men>
Kill yourself tyrranis. <You> made this correct op

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Dont roll on ToD.
Server is dead and the only /wpsg/ raiding group is full.
You will be forced to pug with Polish people on a 140 pop server.

PvP doesnt exist on ToD.
The world is empty.

Head to Dalaran-WoW instead (www.dalaran-wow.com)
1x rates, high population, progressive raiding

>CONSTANTLY fails mechanics
>CONSTANTLY on the bottom of healing meters
>CONSTANTLY talking random nonsense
>LITERALLY just copies whatever Cobe says probably including loot council decisions

Why is he an officer again? Just give Cobe +1 vote on loot council and remove this retarded imbecile from our raids

>>143453723
That other thread was clearly made by a <You> member trying to falseflag again.

>>143453732
this

lets be real here for a moment

what do officers even do in this guild?

i certainly dont see ituh welp or ruslan doing shit

harmoo and demious are at least active and will help out

cobe and senna are essentially the ones running the guild

>>143453662
It was funny the first couple times in Naxx.
Now its fucking annoying.
He needs a filter.

>>143453550
The amount of times Spurdo is dead on the floor as a class that can ignore their threat generation, can flat reduce AoE damage by 50%, avoid any spells with one button, VANISH, and fucking sprint away from mechanics, its god damn shameful.
Spurdo is the reason rogue core is a meme, not to mention the fact he spergs out when he isn't invited.
He has Avanine tier autism.

>>143453732
Tbh I think you should just give Docfrosty the guild lead now that hes here. Even he would do a better job at everything than what the officers are doing now.

>>143453906
people who deserve to be officers because they are friendly and constantly online helping members:

Avanine
Check
Figaro

>>143453948
I do all those though

>>143454024
Apparently he ditched the cata raid midway, fuck that dude

>>143454024
Yes, he is the most mechanically sound player in you at the moment.

>>143454175
Nigga gypsies literally attacked me and fucked my PC up, no joke desu baka senpai.

>>143453724
I'm starting to enjoy the ironic dalaran shilling

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>>143454036
>haha no avanine will never be an officer because """he""" spergs out on every piece of loot and constantly complains about everything and dies to every mechanic including thorim and flash freeze
>this is not officerly behavior and wont be tolerated ever

t. core

>>143454024
>Doc
>Can't even handle BWD hc mechanics
>Wants to be leader of anything

>>143454036
dont drag me into this you pill popping nutjob

>>143454270
>officerly behavior

Are you implying Welp and other officers behave "officerly"?
?????????

>>143453948
pls elaborate further, I did 2 tired fuckups last ulduar after 7 years of not stepping in there, once @ freya for underestimating the mine range and once at some ignis trash where someone in discord complained after mwg and me catched an unlucky whirlwind direction. Dying less than others though, so not really getting your point senpai except to nitpick because I perform well compared to every rogue I was in raid with so far, even ones with better gear

Welp shouldn't have any power whatsoever, let alone being an OFFICER and the discord ADMIN

who decided this?

MAJORITY of the guild HATES Welp

i call for a VOTE

>>143453043
>xth for Booth

>being this mad
:^)

Why are you triggered so hard?

>>143454787
why bother the GM is clearly corrupt none of asscobras asspals will be removed ever

>>143454787
welp is a nice guy with a slightly effeminate lisp

t. spurdo

>>143454771
>this entire response
spurdo...

>>143455109
hello i am getting bullied for doing mistakes while tired, essentially for being yuro, im triggereded

>>143454787
welp is fine as a discord admin, him being an officer and on lootcouncil basically means cobe gets two votes instead of one, which isnt really a bad thing. he needs a fucking mute though

>cobe gets two votes instead of one, which isnt really a bad thing
ho boy, dont say things like that, or next raids he'll award himself 8 pieces of loot instead of 4

>>143454284
>Doc can't handle mechanics
>Group breaks every shield possible
>People do less damage than me tanking on a character I've played once before on a class and role I've never exactly raided before.
>I still die the least of any other person in the group.

>>143455532
Implying loot council channel isn't already just Cobe reeling off some monologue while all the other bitch niggas sit and take it in silence.

>>143455220
half the raid is euro

>>143455532
Tbh if cobe had 2 votes I'd be getting a fucktonne more gear.

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>>143449481
at this point I'm afraid that someone is linking this as a legitimate argument so I'm putting an end to this meme

>thetrashman emptied his manapool spamming arcane blast and died to shadowcrash

>>143455952
normiekek sleep cycle + exams = just
I considered not going last week at all due to being busy irl but went anyway to help the guild, all for getting bullied by shills reeee

>>143456051
literally who cares the guys benched anyways

>no one from <You> will ginv me

maybe some poleshit guild needs a prot warrior...

>>143457623
what's your ign i'll log on

>>143457690
I don't even remember what I named it, out smoking so afk a minute.

Mememeister I think?

>>143457623
Have you even whispered anybody? There's like 20 people online right now.

>>143457809
3 different people, one warlock twice

>>143457919
What's your ign

>>143457943
3 posts up...back in a minute

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Give harmoo control

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>tfw

>>143457919
Yeah, avoid Avanine

>>143458061
b-but i used to main a warlock and i wanna be friends :^(

>>143455220
>>143454771
>>143453550
good posts

>>143458710
hello mwg
when is the monthly rogue core general meeting

>>143458801
uh hello if you were in the rogue core you'd know, impostor
see you there, rogue bros

>>143458918
>tfw the former rogue core leader gets overthrown by busty trolls
feelsmadman

Someone post the last 25 man PW dps

>random retard joins the guild
>immediately claims to have cleared uld 10m in just greens on retail

>>143459186
Get used to it. People on /wpsg/ lie through their teeth all the time.

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>>143459107

>>143459604
D-delete this
t. Avanine

this server just makes me have a strong distaste for poles

>mfw join non-4chan raiding guild
>mfw no one spergs out over loot
>mfw everyone helps each other out with class related problems (I.e rotation, stat prio) rather than calling one another a shitter and being a fag
feels good

>>143459015
>you
>leader at ANY point in time
lmao

>>143461314
don't bully my nigga [rogue core member]
also one of you shits better log on, I'm too knackered for Uld10

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41qC3w3UUkU

>when someone bullies roguecore

>>143461034
You sound like a fag tbqh.

do all melees have a core or what? I see rogue core and I've seen warrior defense force

>>143462308
paladins dont, and senna is just a lonely faggot

>>143461034
get good shitter

Does You have room for a DPS warrior? I can't remember if fury or arms was better in WotLK but I'm willing to play either

>>143463398

absolutely no

and to everybody else,

MELEE DPS = BENCHED

ONLY NEED PROT WARRIORS

>>143461034
>tfw my non-4chan raiding guild is now suddenly referring to me as her/she
>tfw don't really know why

>>143463604
Speak for yourself, fuckboy.

>>143463398
>willing to play either
fuck you retard
we don't need any more melee dps

>>143463604
>>143464638
I only played a fury warrior in WotLK, couldn't remember which was better. What classes do you guys need? I'd prefer melee but if they're all benched.. maybe I should learn to tank

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>tfw all take flight at once to the same place and end up flying in a formation

Literally nothing comfier

>>143464998
Ranged dps

>avanine raids
>failing this badly

tfw the spurdo internet defense force is meeting

>>143465158
I'd rather tank or heal than rdps. What tanks do you need?

Jesus christ, some of these new players are possibly the worst players ive seen in my entire life

>>143469307
summer is here anon

is any of you weebs rolling on Arathor tomorrow?

>>143469945

yeah. i am

horde

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Hi guys, booth here

i love da memes :^^)

i fuggin hate u all, im so pro and ure all shit :^^^)

god bless da corrubed kore

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Did you accidentally pick the wrong realm but realise to late to quit and join ToD?

Do you wish you had somewhere to discuss your penis with other men in similar situations?

Are you willing to put your wallet where your mouth is or otherwise enjoy a perfectly scripted queue during EU?

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>Blizzlike queues!
>No one is ever benched! (Because we haven't gotten to raids yet)
>Gay jokes!

>>143469945
yeah I am don't what class im rolling yet

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>>143470348

>tfw avanine is always nice to you even tho the thread shits on them nonstop

>>143472548
t. avanine

Who was the guy that was whining on discord the whole naxx raid? I want to mute him.

>>143472673
Unironically no. Are they a boy or girl?

>>143473452
both

>>143472896
fateweaver

LF1M ZA Rdps mage/ele sham on atlantis. guild run I guess

>>143473536
>2 mains
>2 genders
boedry

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>>143474273
>2 personalities
>getting loot
>not getting loot

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>>143474447

i love avanine!!!

>>143479230
Don't let him know that, otherwise everytime a piece of loot drops he'll be "flirting" with you so you'll send the officers a message about how he deserves the loot

i love spurdo!!!

>>143479897
fuck off he's rogue core property

>>143479897
same

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I love Avanine

t. me

i love lefrago!!!
i love yarrick!!!
i love welp!!!
i love harmoo!!!
i love BWG!!!
i love senna!!!

>>143480524
t. lefrago, yarrick, welp, harmoo, BWG, senna

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_jWHffIx5E

>>143480113
hyper false flagging
fucking poles

>>143479794
>avanine will never flirt with you even for ulterior motives
I didn't ask for these feels.

>>143481456
He's a fucking dude what is wrong with you and have the guild, even Cobe is wrapped around his finger

It's like you guys don't know the first and most important rule about girls on the internet: If they don't prove they are a girl they are a guu

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>>143481456
tfw you like talking to avanine
tfw you dont even care if avanine is a guy or girl
tfw you'll never hang out with avanine and drink a beer together while watching shitty tv
tfw you'll never go camping with avanine and have the weekend be ruined by rain and you have eat cold canned food for the entire time

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>>143482246
I wonder who's behind this post

avanine is an annoying sperg that wont ever shut the fuck up

t. sommeone that played with him on atlanpiss

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[ILLEGAL TWERKING]

>>143482831
dont go down this road, spurdo
t. rogue core

Avanine is a qt :3

>>143482831
your mind is being corrupted by the tranny witch's foul magic! fight it with all your rogue core being.

>>143482691
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5stf-gFM6sY

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>>143483031

Whoah dude, chill out there. Avanine will only be a QT3.14 when he is a proven grill.

Also, I hate Avanine.

t. everyone from <Core>

>>143483809
deimous no, avanine is a qt regardless of pene

tfw u will never suck avanines feminine penis

>>143483878

Hungarians are not qt.

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>>143484192
oh but they are

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>people in this thread
>jerking off over a dps that can't even move out of simple mechanics
>jerking off over a "grill" that has never used voice chat and has never posted a picture
You people are fucking pathetic, this is literally turning in to fucking wowg. kill yourselves.

>>143485192

are you jealous?

>>143485192
Yarrick is awake

>>143485192
wrathbabbies are degenerate fucks its been proven time and time again

>>143485192
yarrick wakes up: the post

>>143485415
>>143485427
>>143485673
>I~i'll yarrick boogie man and that will make my autism ok

What happened to Playtbc?

>>143486138
it's dead just like your social and sex life.

>>143481848
Pretty sure cobe, senna, etc hates avanine

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>>143486714
your jealousy knows no bounds

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>You will never cuddle with Avanine
>You will never caress Avanine are a hard day of raiding and bullying from Asscobra
>You will never remind her shes beautiful and reassure her that she did deserve the staff and tell her Pancakes is a faggot
>You will never have her mother your children
>You will never catch her teaching your son how to play WoW and having fun when you come home
>You will never live happily ever after with Avanine

>>143486886
ok can we go back to bwg posting?

>Yarrick says the real shit
>the circlejerk shitposts him to death
He's the hero we need

watch my stream

twitch tv annamaria58

t. avanine

>>143486886
>You will never have her mother your children
well this part is right no matter how you look at it

>he who shall not be memed stops posting
><You> takes over the general and turns it into the the gayest piece of shit ever conceived

>>143487538
>implying glaston posting literalshit and the same 5 gnome pictures was anything other than the worst /b/ tier threads
this is no way worse than that, besides the avanine autism posters.

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>Christmas 2016
>Broke as fuck
>Wake up Avanine has already made a pot of coffee
>Smiles and says good morning, happy christmas!
>Realize life is good even if we're broke

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>>143487758

is <you> horde only? how dead are NA times on ToD

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www.dalaran-wow.com

>>143488031
this dead

How old are you people holy fuck

>>143488140
damn thats dead as fuck

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>You get to raid with Avanine this weekend

Oh the joy this news brings me!
Maybe she'll even say hi in her cute seductive voice :3
Ohhhhh, I LOVE Avanine!
<3

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>>143486886
why are you doing this anon?

>>143488868
it's genetics

>>143488868

Genetics is still sad about the fact Lildijk didn't show her tits.

>>143489023
He did the same shit to the dyke

Welp shut the fuck up in guild chat, noone wants to listen to your personal blog

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Man, sure am having fun on wow.freakz.ro!
Comes have fun killing dinosaurs with me boys!
They off a free transfer that gives you instant 85 (only 5 levels till cap) with some gold and you dont even need to delete your characters or anything!
<Ulduar Never> - wwu

tfw a rag tag group of g2 rejects led by fku and DATBOI with 2 poleshit pugs ("normies") clear 10 man faster than the super secret personal invite only corrupt core shitters

killing hodir twice as fast with half the gear on dps, you literally can't make this shit up
be ready to warm the bench in a few weeks when we do hardmodes , yarrick lefago and welp :^)

>>143490134

CORRUPT CORE

BTFO
T
F
O

>>143490134

t. Spurdo

>>143490614
good post

>>143490614
that was not me

i am busy erping with yarrick rn

>>143490134

lmaoing at secret raid team being shit

>>143489819
are you actually starting shit now?

>>143490614
truth hurts
best pretend it's a shitpost

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/reale neger stunden/ mit Spurdo @ <You> discord wwu

>>143492282
REALE NEGER STUNDEN

WER WACH?

KLICK DIESEN MUTTERGEFICKTEN GEFÄLLT MIR KNOPF

>>143492282
>>143492493
fuck off back to pms kiddo you're
done
>image from pol/warhammer

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>>143492282
>>143492493
you fags better hurry up and message welp about my admin caboose before i reenact 1945

did zxc finally accept that his build is shit and change it yet?

a downie picking talents based on how shiny the icons are could make a build with better synergy than the shit he came up with.

>>143493061
Did you work on that all night or did it just come to you?

>>143453386
not an excuse.
maybe instead of writing blog posts of word poop and running his faggot mouth on discord boring everyone to death he could have spent 2 minutes looking up a video to see that standing in bad stuff is actually bad

I mean how dumb do you have to be to get hit by a simple mechanic SIX times in one fight?
youd think that anyone with half a brain would adapt their playstyle after the second or third failure
hes a fucking donkey and i dont know why were still putting up with him

>>143493547
I dont know why anyone would want to put up with you, you sound like a fucking asshole.

>>143493512
> stats zxc thinks he doesn't need on tank dk
>stam
>str
>epxertise
>dodge

youre fucking worthless kiddo

>>143493715

You sound like you've got a mental illness, Welp

>>143493715
welp no one actually likes you
half the raid has you on mute
the other half wished you'd just stfu and let the raidleaders do their job.
did you ever stop to think that you talking a load of bullshit during attempts not only stops people from focusing on the fight, it stops you from concentrating on dodging simple mechanics?

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>>143493948
>>143494178
STOP BULLYING WELP

>be welp
>spend an hour correcting people how to pronounce moonspeak correctly
>"it's actually oh-neigh sahmaa and not oknee sama guyshhhh"
>meanwhile he gets hit by his 6th shadow crash in a row
>a thin trickle of drool leaking from the corner of his mouth on his keyboard as he stares vacantly at his screen

oops.

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>>143494178

If I ever say I like Welp, just know - I mean it.

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>BWG will never call you his oneesama

I'm glad to see he is okay~

>>143494834
Im fucking Welp right now and theres nothing you can do about it

>>143494834

you like welp like a mother likes her retarded autist son punching himself in the face

pity.

>>143495002

Obviously Welp would be a bottom

>>143495002
hello, Ruslan! Don't give him aids.

>>143486714
you need to work on your people skills, cobe loves avanine

>>143487538
it's mostly genetics

Thinking about rolling a tank class but don't want to play prot warrior (unless I have to)

What's the difference between the tanks at 80? DK tanking looks the most fun and appealing to me, Paladins look neat too

>>143495596
cobe is totally into avanine
welp and ituh like avanine
senna/ruslan/harmoo are completely indifferent
deimous is that person who always memes and you cannot read his feelings at all

r8 my people skills

>>143493754
expertise isn't that important though

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>>143495868

Your people skills are wonderful, just because it's accurate as fuck on Deimous.

>>143496107
t. deimous

>>143495868
Spot on.

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>>143495868
doubt

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>>143496179

Norbert Hofer pictures literally tag my posts as Deimous.

WHO THE FUCK IN THIS THREAD IS AUSTRIAN BESIDES ME, NIGGA?

literally everyone who doesn't like welp is just jealous of his voice there isnt much too it

>>143495845
you fuckin cuck youll NEVER get into the raid group

you are literally months behind all the other players

just forget about it

>>143496287
me

t. spurdo


>>143496313
welp's voice isn't that sexy desu. Now HG, on the other hand, has a really sexy voice no homo

>>143496313

He sounds he touches kids in his spare time

>>143494178
>>143493948
Im not welp fyi, and you're projecting

I made a huge mistake joining a vg guild

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mfw minesweeper

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mfw rocket collector

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mfw Deimous protection squad

Subu benched, Aesthetics in.

>>143497085
what's the wow ui font?

>>143496313
the only thing were jealous of is ruslan's illness because at least he gets the sweet release of death while the rest of us have to listen to welp discuss the inner workings of the time space continuum and why dinosaurs are time traveling super beings.

>>143497162
It's Friz Quadrata TT (and it's not the font the person has used for those images)

>>143496362
I already have a raid spot. I'm thinking of an alt. Also Datboi just started how long ago? Two weeks? He's already been invited to ulduar how many times?
Lmao you're the cuck

>>143497162
>>143497435
Also the official wow hex color for names is #00FE04

>>143495868
Senna actually dislikes avanine and is very open about his feelings. Otherwise I agree on the rest.

Not that it matters since it's just a game

>>143497156
This needs to have all the warriors in since they love him too

My name is John Senna. I grow up in smal farm to have make potatos. Father say "Senna, potato harvest is bad. Need you to have play professional Wotlk in Polski for make money for head-scarf for babushka."I bring honor to komrade and babushka. Sorry for is not have English. Please no cyka pasta coperino pasterino liquidino throwerino.

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>>143497582
>>143497435
>>143497162
here's a comparison, with the real on the right (actual font, actual color) versus what the poster of that image used.

>>143497393
you a fae pact queer or something??

>>143498272
note they're both bolded for visibility

I owe my life to Welp. I got in a horrible car crash and i was in 6 month coma. The nurse switched to the Group 1 channel so I heard Welp talking. I awoke from my coma and muted it.

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Whatever kid. Oh I'm sorry did I fucking trigger you? Were you fucking triggered you little cry baby? Fuck off. Literally saying not a fucking word to you and you're gonna fucking mute me because you have a problem with me just fucking talking shit in all chat? Honestly go fuck yourself to the highest fucking caliber you fucking asshole. So sick of little fucking bitches like you who fucking have a fucking opinion like you're fucking sitting over there like, oh I'm some fucking problem to you because I'm not even fucking saying a fucking word to you. Fuck off. Call it what you fucking asshole? Hormonal? Kid you're a fucking bullshitter. You're a fucking bullshitter. Go fuck yourself. You ain't fucking nothing. You ain't fucking anyone. You ain't got a fucking clue in your fucking head who I am or what I'm fucking about. That I'm fucking calling these fucking kids tryhards, has your fucking panties in a bunch for what? For what? For fucking what kid? Honestly I'm fucking sick of kids like you. Literally go fuck yourself. Go fuck yourself and everything that you fucking stand for because I'm gonna tell you right now, you don't stand for shit kid. You don't stand for fucking shit. Please. Yeah, talk in all chat. Yeah like anybody fucking cares kid go find a fucking friend to talk to, right? Because you can't fucking talk to me, you can't fucking treat me like a fucking person. You ain't fucking real kid. You ain't fucking real. You ain't got a fucking real fucking bone in your fucking body kid. So go fucking all chat, and make some fucking friends. Alright? You can make some fucking friends because "Oh, this guy's hormonal," pffft "Uh I'm gonna mute him," pffft fuck off. You're literally a fucking cancer on this fucking world kid. Never fucking forget it.

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Honestly.
I would worship Avanine in every way possible.
From her luxurious hair, to her pert and perky nipples, to her delicious cunt and anus.
I would go for hours, never stopping.
Someday i hope to partake in the forbidden fruit that is Avanine.

I was having sex with this girl last night and she was so hot i came in like 15 seconds. I was pretty embarrassed, but she leaned over to me and whispered "Don't worry, you still lasted longer than Avanine does in boss fights".

>>>143498992
WEW LADDY

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>>143498992

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>>143498840

Was zum Teufel hast du grade über mich gesagt, du kleine Schlampe? Du solltest wissen, dass ich meine Ausbildung beim GSG9 als Jahrgangsbester abgeschlossen habe, in mehrere Kommandounternehmen gegen Al-Kaida involviert war und über 300 bestätigte Tötungen habe. Ich bin in Gorillakriegsführung ausgebildet und der beste Scharfschütze im deutschen Bundesheer. Du bist für mich nichts als ein weiteres Ziel. Ich werde dich mit einer nie zuvor gesehenen Präzision vom Antliz dieser Welt tilgen, merk dir meine verdammten Worte. Du denkst du könntest hier im Internet so eine Scheiße über mich erzählen und damit durchkommen? Denk lieber nochmal darüber nach, du Wichser. Während wir uns hier unterhalten, habe ich schon mein geheimes Netzwerk aus Spionen kontaktiert und deine IP-Adresse wird grade rückverfolgt, also mach dich besser auf den Sturm gefasst, du Made. Der Sturm, der das erbärmliche kleine Ding, das du als dein "Leben" bezeichnest, auslöschen wird. Du bist verdammt nochmal tot, Junge. Ich könnte jederzeit überall sein, und dich auf über siebenhundert verschiedene Arten töten, nur mit meinen bloßen Händen. Aber ich bin nicht nur im unbewaffneten Kampf ausgebildet, ich habe auch Zugriff auf das Waffenarsenal der Bundeswehr und ich werde es aufs Vollste ausschöpfen, um deinen elendigen Arsch von diesem Kontinent zu blasen, du kleiner Scheißkerl. Wenn du nur gewusst hättest, was für eine apokalyptische Rache dein kleiner "witziger" Kommentar provoziert hat, hättest du vermutlich dein verdammtes Maul gehalten. Aber nein, das hast du nicht hinbekommen, das wolltest du nicht, und jetzt wirst du dafür bezahlen, du verdammter Idiot. Du wirst in meinem Hass ertrinken. Du bist tot, Junge.

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forgive english, i am Russia.
i come to study clothing and fashion at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss.
wWe sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fock this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.
I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.

@figaro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ds6I5sUBGtw

>>143499842

I miss you snack

>>143499525
ebin talents

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>>143499954
maybe we'll see each other again in the future, I'm not coming back any time soon.

As Yarrick stood in dalaran, cobe approached him:
"Yarrick" He said "This is your last raid, if you fail this you're benched, Yarrickevsky."
As he turned his face slowly, with a grin as large as his DPS, he responded with
such elegance:"LMFAO LeARn To MEChaniCs HAHA Xd"

>>143500139
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgKAFK5djSk

I look forward to it. Live on, brother.

>>143498494
Why did I laugh

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One day Wormslicers DPS wasn't recorded through the whole raid. Senna was pissed as fuck, but then he remembered.. "Oh, I can still revive Avanine 15 seconds after the first mechanics appear".

>>143500139
Is snack quitting?? Please no

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>>143500817
>>143500356
godspeed boys

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post yfw welp is #1 healer in <you>

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>>143501039

>>143501039
>nookni
>that flatline

KEK WHAT IS MANA

kill yourselves

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>driving with friend
>accidentally grab his leg instead of gearstick
>we both laugh and I unzip his pants
>park the car while fondling his balls
>friend is laughing because he knows it's just a joke
>start sucking his dick on this empty parking lot
>almost choke on his dick because i'm laughing so hard
>friend is also laughing his ass off
>he starts making train noises while yelling "BROJOB BROJOB! CHOO CHOO"
>he cums and I swallow it all like some stupid ***got
>kiss my friend and call him a ***got while laughing

>>143501323
fuck you

>>143501017
SNACK NO I NEED YOU
Are you really? Like really really? Your memes are the glue that holds it all together

>>143501867
no, fuck you

>>143501803
>druid core

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>>143502159
unfortunately yes, this will be my last message as I'm hitting the hay good night boys
after all this time, I showed myself the door.

desu i still have no idea how i managed to get hit by flash freeze twice
and i deserve to be bullied for it

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Ava bb :^)

The only reason <You> need to gear healers is because they're incompetent. How many attempts did it take the druids to figure out they need to use more than a fucking wg to heal on Mimiron? Maybe Welp will one day find his Chain Heal button and maybe the healers will find out how to use their cooldowns to help with tank/raid damage.

>if we do the same things as a handful of pro guilds maybe that means we're just as good as them!

you know what else pro guilds did?
do more than 3k dps , dodge mechanics, not 'spotheal', don't spam memes , don't shout like spastics during attempts, not spec their tanks like fucking mongoloid, not get their tactics from wowwiki, knowing how and when to use their big cooldowns
in fact, any guild that wasn't shit could do it on retail, why can't <you>?
the list goes on.

>>143502418
Bud why
Truly these are dark days

1)> unironically admitting getting your strats from wowwiki

haha, OH WOW

2)lefago, solaire, yarrick all the garbage mages , raato etc etc etc.

3)a mediocre player gets hit by shadow crash once or twice a fight, you allstars getting hit 7 (SEVEN) times in one fight, congrats.

4) welp, pancakes, BWG zxcand others babbling like a bunch of spinsters makes is part of the reason we're garbage. you listen to obe or senna telling you how to play your class and focus on the game, you might actually improve.

5) hg and zxc both have pants on head retarded builds, the fact you can't even fathom that means you're not very good at the game ;)

6) the tanks, who've gotten 6 SIX s-i-x months of practise still don't know how to play their class but it's fine

this cognitive dissonance going onhere , wew

don't kid yourself, not a single guild would want half the shitters on you on retail wotlk. the sad thing is that even shitters like tyrannis have progressed more in wotlk than a majority of the g1 bads.


>2016
>using wowwiki for strats
is all anyone needs to know to see how trash you are;)

>3.3.5
it's pre nerf xD

How about you stop pretending like you're actually good at wow when you couldn't even dodge simple mechanics like shadow crash

How about you stop pretending that being worst raiding guild on a server with 800 players is somehow something to be proud of


How about you stop pretending you are any good at the game when 8 million players have done the raid you've done 7 years ago on live, where it was actually not bugged and balanced

How about you stop pretending that you're good at the game when a top 50 eu wotlk raider is telling you otherwise;^)

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Is Illidan an acceptable boss to wipe on?

>800 player server
>about half of those give or take raiding at most
>third guild to clear yogg saron (+ 4, an incredibly trivial encounter, but lets forget to mention that because it would lessen the strength of your argument wouldn't it:)
>on a 3.3.5 server
>where dps numbers are nowhere near live's numbers

you expect a medal?
It's almost as sad as the people being proud of holding a world record in a game that only 3 people speedrun.
I say almost because the analogy doesn't as you didn't even manage to get first

I'm sure this will all fall on deaf ears though and you'll still think that you are god's gift to wow
if only kungen had had the honour of inviting you in swp , he might have cleared m'uru before sk gaming!

>accuse me of implying
>write the biggest howler ive seen of the past few threads
:^)


friendly reminder that you're bad at the game and there is definitive proof of it thanks to hg streaming all your mistakes : ^)

how you can still claim otherwise is mind boggling

the ONLY 3 players who are not shit are cobe, senna and fku
they know what they're doing, you don't :^)

>>143503505
ToD has a pretty blizzlike population
>800 meme
you can't meme from the start or nobody will reply

>>143503206
whoa whoa someone here is M A D
like holy shit dude spill your buckets of salt
JUST don't build it up man, youre gonna pop a vein

http://us.battle.net/wow/en/character/jubeithos/Booth/achievement#168:14922

proof enough?

take it from someone who raided the hardest instance in wotlk seriously; you are unironically trash.

how will you cunts rationalizeit this time?

b-b-ut booth, tod ulduar is the same as on retail we're really good! we're the THIRD best guild on our dead server. I-i only walked into 3 shadow crashes, I'm on par with the best!

zxc is actually a really good tank because he's copying this literal who that never raided wotlk before booth!

>>143503378
Not really. Almost every wipe is going to be caused by someone doing something stupid like not moving because of parasites or standing somewhere stupid during elementals or flame crash.

the videos and tactics have been around for 7 years
we knew months ago we would get to do uld. People didn't even bother to look up the fight on youtube let alone reading the strats.
Where do you get off saying that you're proud of our piss poor performance?
literally had to beg people like fku to explain to you how to lead the raid
we've been raiding for months and the tanks STILL haven't fixed their builds. We're STILL inviting people who don't understand how to press 4 buttons but congratulating them for managing to dodge by sheer luck 7 YEAR OLD MECHANICS.
Im not even frustrated, it's just fucking pathetic how we're pretending as if this week wasn't an absolute disaster

yea fuck all you cunts. You're worthless shite who didn't accomplish anything in wow on live, thinking youre hot shit for playing on an private server and still fucking failing

yarrick m8 come to australia ill bash your fucking skull in you twat

kick me from the guild if you want, im fucking done playing with you cunts.

t. Booth

shit tyrannis is up again

>>143503941
>links random retail armory
>most achievements happened post Cata
>most achievements are from 25m
>took a month to clear Ulduar 25
>took 7 months to clear Ulduar 10

Is this supposed to be a gauge at how good you are? Cuz if so, you just embarrassed yourself

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>>143503378
>horde raiding with alliance

>wanting to join Shitter Men

>>143504661
imagine a vanilla server like that
>paladins and shamans in the same party

>>143504661
>banned from every /wpsg/ guild for being an autistic shitter

>>143503378
tfw on retail our mt was fucking retarded which was ok for most fights because all he had to do was stand there and spam his tps rotation but on illidan he'd cause relentless amounts of wipes all by himself

>>143504738
I would play that but only if they coded it so dwarves could be shaman and Tauren could be paladins.

>>143504889
Genetics is the definition of autism. We know this.

>>143504889
what was the guy's ign that made Genetics react like that?

>>143504758
>its the opinion differs from mine so they must be tyranpiss episode

Just a literally who hoping that /wpsg/ gets wise and moves to the only BC with the hope of having an actual future.

It's not Excalibur
It's not Vengeance

>>143505386
Calm down faggot. I was actually calling you shitnetics.

>first thing cobe does when he wakes up is say he doesn't like avanine
its poetic

>>143503206
>Tyrannis has progressed in WotLK

You had a good shitpost until you fucking namedropped yourself you stupid shit

>>143505601
Is that better or worse?

>>143503206
You've literally never in your life cleared heroic naxx you shitter.

These are literally exact posts from last night. Don't even bother replying to them

@Trump
Democrats defeated hitler and tojo. Democrats killed bin laden. The economy factually does better under democrats.
9/11 and the economic crash happened under republicans.

Nice red pill you have there friend.

Benched list for tommorow's raid:

>Avanine
>Spurdo
>Yarrick
>Lefrago
>BWG
>Booth
>Welp
>Ruslan
>Ituh

Don't even bother showing up.

t. Cobe

>>143508125
>implying you can bench your TWO best dps and your TWO best healers

>>143508125
Cobe would never bench Avanine

Who would pretend to be a girl and erp with him for loot?

>>143508274
>ruslan
>welp
>best healers
lol

>avanine
>booth
>best dps
lol

>>143508274
>two best dps
>avanine
>spurdo

>two best healers
>ruslan
>welp

K E K

>>143508308
me
t.Harmoo

>>143508308
Avanine has gotten one piece of gear and it was an offhand that was more of a side grade. Tyrranis sure is shitposting in full force tonight :^)

>>143508609
>giving a side grade to a shitter who stands in eye beams
Great justification there retard

>>143508407
>>143508472
>booth
>spurdo
>best dps

>>143508407
>>143508472
I meant yarrick and BWG for dps you fuckcock

We already know ruslan is inspired by his illness to be a great healer
And Welp heals with his stories

Don't you guys know anything

>>143510465
this desu

check >>143498494
true story

Is the TOD server really full? I want to play WoW with /v/irgins, but I don't want to wait forever for an invite to a guild.

>>143511073
nigga no it ain't

give us your name and we'll ginvite you

is the guild <You> on the actual theatre of dreams server or lightbringer?

>>143511353
nvm

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>>143511073
The raid group is full. And you will never catch up because people have been farming Naxx for months.
Also the guild exclusively raidlogs so you will have no one to run heroics with or PvP with.
Also the server is dead so you will have noone else to play with.

>>143511073
No, we really need more people for a second group raid. The threads get shitposted to death and we end up not having enough people think the server is real enough to run a second group

>>143511729
tyrannis level up a 4th character to not raid with

Why do people hate Zxc?

He is by FAR the best tank in <You> and one of the best /wpsg/ has ever seen

>>143511729
>raid group is full
See previous post about group 2

>can't catch up
We still run Naxx/heroics to gear up new players, and Uld10 is doable in blues and a few epics

>exclusively raidlogs
Not exclusively but this is the raidlogging expansion

>dead server
Peaks just under 2k

If anyone isn't able to play at least at late night EU hours, it's understandable to play on Lordaeron.

>>143511729
If I don't have anyone to run heroics with I won't bother then. Bummer. Guess I'll wait for corecraft? I have an itch to start playing again, but I don't really want to play cata.

>>143508274
thats not figaro and cobe

fuck you cobe
you will never clear any hardmodes when you let shitters in
t. booth

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holly shit has a server ever been this dead

>>143512529
>that 1 guy logged into wrathgate
kek

how long is the 2vp event going on?

>>143512793
It says on the site iirc. I thought it ended soon after the release of ulduar

the officers have heard your complaints and the following decisions have been made:

Welp is now permanently muted on Discord
Welp's loot council vote has been allocated to Cobe

sincerely,
The Corrupt Core

>>143489819
If only freakz was pvp, I could rek nerds with my 414 gear on a lvl 14

>>143512409
It depends on what time you can play. I run heroics with guildies a lot but I'm not online all the time and a lot of geared people don't have any interest in heroics past daily badges.

>using a taunt to pull

bench this faggot Zxc or i quit fuck this we cant even kill ignis

>>143512934
still 2 right now in the store

>>143513141

2 ez :^)

>>143512320
>we still run naxx
>run naxx
>run

>>143513854
Sorry fat people excluded

>>143513110
I'm EST and I have a full time job

I honestly think we would have killed bosses in less attempts if welp just wasn't in the raid

>>143514037
>>143514037
your fucked mate best to head over to Dalaran (www.dalaran-wow.com) its got a bigger NA population

what does <You> need?

How bad is <You>'s guild chat and discord? After visiting this general I can't understand how you maintain or grow membership.

>>143514571
Competent leadership

>>143514640
this general has two autists who spend all day everyday shitposting it because they started an unending threadwar they can't win

>>143514037
Same, but I know it can be difficult and not worth everybody's time. Raiding on the weekends makes it easier but leveling was rough for me initially (there was no 4x option at the time and my RAF partner bailed in the early twenties because he preferred Cata)

If you can't make it though, Lordaeron is your best bet for Wrath content that will fit your time schedule.

>>143514571
Honestly we don't need anything. There's only one raid group and we're benching 7+ people every raid.

You could join but its highly unlikely you'll get a spot in raids any time soon.

>>143514770
Is there a /WPSG/ guild in Lordaeron? Or any NA server for that matter? I might even play Cata as that's the only expansion I've never raided in

How does <You> not fall apart. Seems like every raid just consists of autistic bullying is it just the generals?

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but is anyone really surprised?

>>143515047
none of the shitposting here is done by anyone in <you> its all the members we've kicked out for acting exactly like this

>>143515047
yeah this is something people don't get about us

<you> members use the general to have fun and bully each other

nobody takes this shit seriously, more than half of this thread is a <you> member falseflagging as another <you> member to insult yet another <you> member, maybe even themselves.

and then there's tyrranis, but by and large, it's just us being retards and having fun with each other.

>>143514571
This was posted yesterday so I don't know how accurate it still is, but it's a rough guide. Best to log in tomorrow and ask an officer.

OFFICIAL <YOU> TIERLIST

Tier 1
Prot Warrior
Balance Druid

Tier 2
Holy Priest
Resto Shaman
Shadow Priest
Mage
Prot Paladin

Tier 3

Holy Paladin
Hunter
Ele Shaman
Bear Druid
Death Knight

Maybe Tier

Cat Druid
Enh Shaman
Rogue
Resto Druid

You won't ever raid Tier

Arms Warrior
Fury Warrior
Ret Paladin
Warlock

>>143514640
Like every /wpsg/ guild 99% of the shitposting is contained in the thread because it's anonymous. When people have names and identities they don't act this way in general. Notable exceptions being Tyrannis and Genetics (the latter is funny, at least). Discord is nothing like the general and I would encourage anyone to head there instead of here for actual information.