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Dead Team Edition

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://www.dota2.com/news/updates/21660/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui

>BETTING
Cosmetic items: http://dota2lounge.com/
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First for anime
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Reposting
The enemy team picked the top five winning heroes in the patch.
Your team picked the bottom five heroes.
What the FUCK do you do to not lose?
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1. coL
2. DC
3. EG
4. mike's stack
5. peru
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>wake up
>Kunkka, Panda, Puck, tiny all bad heroes
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nth for Bulba can play more heroes than just DS
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I WANNA BREED THAT FISH
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Can someone post the lewd LC on CM fanarts
thanks
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Slark is relevant!
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>>140774968
The walking fish of free wins is annoying
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New to the game if i want to git gud who should i be using?
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>>140774968
disgusting.
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>Huskar got a ~3% WR increase in this patch
>pickrate barely went up
Yes, yes... keep it going.
Sooner your later you'll remember why you hate the flaming spear of healing.
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What items do I build on alchemist now? Give me a variety of builds for different scenarios please.
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Quick!

Post your dota wife!
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>>140775139
just copy arteezy build like everyone else does
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>>140775081
>mfw I play pure damage users almost exclusively
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>>140774893
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>"Professional" player
>Losing game
>Abandon
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
GREAT GAME DOTARDS
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>>140775081
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Kaipi will win the Major.
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>>140775427
>What is stream personality
He's just pretending to be a cancerous faggot, you dumbfuck.
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>>140775560
>stream personality
Oh so that's what you call being a shitter in Dota? Nice. I have that too.
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#justiceforwarlock
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>>140775219
>>140775081
I fucking love Huskar, but he's got way too many counters.
Let's see the top picks for this patch
>Pudge
Pure damage, DoT slow, healing + disable, magic resistance, huge HP.
>Invoker
Every single one of his spells. Exort Invoker is also more popular right now, so it counters him HARDER.
>Phantom Assassin
>Legion
Literally impossible.

>Earthshaker
Stuns and a huge physical hit. Huskar still gud against him.
>Slark
Cheeky little fucker.
>WR
Please have mercy

And so on and on.
>>140775521
>repick.exe
Literally -the- Huskar counter.
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How is this man still alive?
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hurricane pike seems pretty worthless desu senpai
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>>140775717
>le idle xdD)D))))
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https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/4hd5zf/can_we_talk_about_tobis_declining_health/

#savetobi
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>>140775201
what is it?
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>>140775717
if hes anything like me, he probably just leaves the client running in the background most of the time. i have 6k+ hours logged but only 3k or so games played.
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>>140775857
>reddit
Kill yourself.
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>>140775654
i dont get this meme
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>>140775928
muh
sekrit
klub
reeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>140775139
>I want to fight immediately
Treads into Armlet into Maelstrom

>I can rice
Any ricing items you want, Radiance is fine if you can get it sub minute 15 just don't fucking build him like Naga afterwards get some health

>they have more than 2 hard stuns and are constantly trying to gank me
Get a bkb or Lotus Orb and Blademail

Mjollnir, Abyssal Blade, BKB, AC, Heart, Skadi, Satanic, BoTs, MKB, Daedalus, Armlet, Silver Edge, and Radiance are all good pickups on him. Consumed Moonshard and Consumed Aghs are what you should get next after you get six slotted, then buy Aghs for your teammates and all the wards and gems.
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>>140775957
The meme is Valve is full of assholes and I want my fucking Warlock set - the only GOOD Warlock set. Its a joke that they released it in the state they did.
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>>140775971
Good, at least you get it.
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I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
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>>140775994
Shouldn't armlet into AC be better?
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>>140774786
>puck
>bad

literally being banned/picked in the recent tournaments. gitgud
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>>140776171
No, I asked for LC on CM fanart, not this gay cá Žuck fanfic
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>>140774786
>kunkka
>tiny
>bad
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>>140774786
>all sing heroes except for puck
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>>140776320
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>>140776242
No, Maelstrom is a lot cheaper than an AC. Armlet gives you a decent amount of armor too now when active.

You'd probably want to go AC after Maelstrom though, and then either upgrade to Mjollnir or get a Silver Edge or Abyssal.
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>>140776320
There's nothing wrong with it
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>>140774584
who /ixmike/ here?
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>tfw someone says the LPQ system is "good"

wew, its fun to abuse it I report someone erryday game on the enemy team and get my reports back since people do the
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>>140776637
right here baby
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>>140775971
dont
ever
reply
to me
or my wife's son
again
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>>140776624
>Being a Mfag
>Getting off on embarrassment
>Getting off on being bullied
>Feet worship
Everything wrong with it, literally cá Žuck fetishes, kys.
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If core Kunkka is badEmber, then why does he have a higher winrate than Ember?
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>he doesn't enjoy netorare
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>>140776068
>glance_value_no_bitching.bmp
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>>140776987
netore > netorare
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>>140777043
the secret to ntr is realizing you aren't positioning yourself as the netori or the netorare (cuck) but the mindbroken woman.

that's really why ntr is good, and why the woman is preferably not just drugged or mindcontrolled for the mindbreaking.
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>>140776320
gotchu famiroli ravioli
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>>140777208
Now that's gay and cá Žá Žuck.á Ž
Are you coming out of the closet soon, son?
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http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2334390072

>do 22k damage
>the rest of my team barely breaks 7k
>anti mage plays like a 2k retard, doesn't know how to farm or use manta
>doom takes a crit creep and never anything else, doesn't take purge against omniknight
>ld and anti mage push different lanes while we are getting raxed, only get towers
>instead of teleporting to base they go to fight 2vs5

How are these people 4500 mmr?
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Judge me.
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>>140777208
umm no you don't self insert as the fag getting cucked and just get off to slutty women lmao at you though
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>>140777208
that's the most degenerate thing i've ever read
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>>140777265
Nice. Is there a uncensored version somewhere?
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>>140777359
I just noticed DAZZLE DID MORE HERO DAMAGE THAN ANTI MAGE
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>>140777457
>>140777345
>>140777405
>being this pleb

the whole point of ntr is the subtext of women being more capable of enjoying sex and degeneracy than men ever could be.
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>>140777470
The guy who drew it does but he's holding it hostage because he's a decent guy really he drew it at my request so he'll release it whenever I guess
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>>140777546
>the whole point of ntr is the subtext of women being more capable of enjoying sex and degeneracy than men ever could be.

Not really, you are just gay.
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>>140777487
>Dazzle
>Sit back and spam Q
>AM
>Can never even engage against a half-decent enemy team if yours is ass
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>>140777589
What is the thing sucking btw?
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What is the point of drums on Kunkka?
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>>140777546
>being this in denial of your trans identity
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WHY DO FUCKING SHITTERS CALL IT DRUMS?
IT'S DRUM
D R U M
SINGULAR
ONE DRUM
DRUM OF ENDURANCE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>140777546
what month are you on?
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>>140777718
Swarm beetles, reducing that already low low armor....
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>>140777810
>>140777602
>>140777728
>its a post 2008 /a/nime opinion

into the trash you go.
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>ugly as sin, trans caster gets made fun of
>EVERYONE HALT WHAT YOU ARE DOING THIS IS A CATASTROPHE
>THE TEAM THAT MADE FUN OF HER NEEDS TO BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE AND FINED
>END BIGOTRY NOW
>Just laugh it off, people are rude all the time online.
>WE DONT NEED IDIOTS LIKE YOU THAT THINK THIS IS ACCEPTABLE WE NEED CHANGE
Why are these retards acting like this is something new and something that can be fixed? Twitch chat is literally filled with the lewdest most aggressive comments ever, yet no one is crying about it.

But no, lets halt everything and shine a spotlight on the poor MALE aussie caster that parades as a female and is a """""""""""""""girl"""""""""""""friend to some """"""proplayer""""""""
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>>140775994
my favorite build is BKB butterfly desolator AC and then I just walk at the enemy tower and suicide on it. Alchemist can kill a tower in about 5 seconds with that build
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>>140777862
>I'm t-t-totally not gay guise I just enjoy being the fucked woman in 2d chinese porn
LOL @ this fag
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>>140777589
shame, these are great
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@140777863

No one cares
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http://www.panda.tv/3331
ee strim

http://www.panda.tv/3332
rtc strim
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>>140777964
>enjoying l-loli makes you a pedophile

either a /r/edditor or australian desu.
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>>140777827
W-what did LC did to Weaver before getting his swarm?
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Why doesn't anybody bully lina?
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>>140778084
>this deflection

anon it's time to take your HRT
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>>140777546
LOL
NTR is cuckoldry at its finest being that every time it involves either a third party that knows or is unknowing to that fact that their loved one is either railing or getting railed by someone that can make them feel better than they ever could.

Get fucked
>b-b-but "muh intellectual fetish"
this is you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qvkj-jwkWDg
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>>140778084
>Defending his point by changing goalpost
Ultrafaggot tá Žbh
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ROTC? TI6?
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>>140778238
what are you talking about retard, the importance of ntr isn't the stealing or the being stolen, the whole point is the moral degeneration and corruption of the woman.

>>140778247
>>140778084
>changing the goalpost
except its not. come at me retards, 2d != 3d regardless of what you neurotypicals would like to believe.
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I enjoy every fetish in hentai even scat sometimes but i don't delusion myself into wanting women to shit on me in real life since it would be disgusting. I know the boundaries between fantasy and reality and I definitely DON'T self insert as the female getting fucked, that is the most fucked up thing I have ever heard of in my life.
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>>140778447
>fantasising about being the girl

nothing can make you un-say this, it's adorable
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>>140777863
>>ugly as sin, trans caster gets made fun of
? mike was just asking a question
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Guys what happened to RTC?

Why is he constantly talking about that shitty DBZ basketball anime shit?

Will anime really make team secret good?
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>>140778612
only netorare anime, know any good ones?
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how the fuck do i lower stream quality on panda tv?

Gook letters annoy the shit out of me
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>need to be level 50 to participate in ranked
>you level up after 100 "tp"
>i just won a match and got ten "tp"

Ok so it is going to take 500 matches before I can participate in ranked???
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Quick post that cropped lewd!

You know the one.
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>>140778602
I wish I was a girl I wish it so much it bothers me greatly
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>>140778875
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>>140778130
I want to bully Lina if you know what I mean
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Has wraith king typically been a farming carry or a fighting carry?
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>>140778447
Get out of the closet fagtron. You can't backpedal on this now.
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>>140778882
you know what you have to do, anon

you still have time
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>>140778921
Tie her up, stick a candle up her ass, and face fuck her?
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>>140778707
pretty sure you can't change the resolution, strange considering other chink stream sites could
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>>140779068
You mean sacrifice my loved ones to some infernal pact to be reborn as a cute, normal girl in a far away loving home??

I'd hope I still have time
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>>140779110
why the fuck is he even streaming on that shitty website hes being complacent
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>>140778837
experience trophy not profile level

tp = trophy points
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>>140779297
they sponsor team secret i think
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>>140779373
Really stupid twitch didn't pick them up.
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What should I do as a solo hardlaner against Viper+Omni combo with no exp allowed?
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>>140779612
feed and quit
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http://pastebin.com/raw/HgRYBpxi

Click download and place the file in %APPDATA%\livestreamer\plugins
If plugins folder doesnt exist then create it

save it as pandatv.py or whatever

now you can watch panda tv with livestreamer
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>Mfw our Tidehunter built a poor mans shield
>Mfw after trying to explain to him why that's fucking stupid he just calls me a noob in a borderline incoherent mess of taco language and butchered english

As far as I'm concerned, if you're playing on a server native to a country that over 80% of people speak English in and you can't even be bothered to speak basic English, that;s communication abuse and you deserve low priority.
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Supports can't be op xD
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>>140780168
BUILD A FIRE WALL
U
I
L
D

I
T
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>>140780168
Damn right. I'm French on US East but you won't see me talking it when i know most don't know, and communication is so fuckign important
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>>140780168
Why didn't you just stop being a noob?
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>>140779612
Lose lane extremely hard.

The only way you can counter a Viper and Omni would be with an aggressive tri lane. That combo can dive you under tower and one Omnibomb will half health you, then Viper will two shot you with his passive.

The best possible thing you could do in that situation is be ranged and just pull the creeps behind tower as much as you can so at least they don't kill the tier 1 before minute 6.
>but they keep pulling the lane
Just soak exp and hope they're not too good at denying, don't bother trying to ward the pull camp just ward the jungle so you don't get ganked. You're not getting last hits and if you try to you're going to get an Omni in your face with Degen and Purification and Viper going Q Q Q till you're dead.
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does DoTA ban players for being "salty"
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>>140780565
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>>140779612
Pick Lich and stay under your tower. Pull once in a while.
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>>140780565
I flame chat regularly, from telling a Spirit Breaker charging me that I Fiend's Gripped to "fuck off" to openly shitting on bad builds (whether I'm winning or losing) while also telling my teammates exactly what we did to lose this game in brutal honesty.
And I've never gotten so much as a single report. I get mad and salty as fuck but I've never been banned or reported or warned or otherwise had anything happen to me except have people yell at me in chat.
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>Raindrop
HOW
IS
THIS
ITEM
BALANCED?
>>
Do you ever have "you're going to die, in five minutes" moments?
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>>140780802
I do the same, and got 17 report in 10 match. I guess i'm more abusive than you, but when some random peruvian shitter build Echo on TA i think i'm vindicated
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>>140780819
>everyone thought it would be the worst new item of the patch
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>>140780901

The biggest counter to it is only having 6 slots. Fuck, with it and Windlace i'm feeling the pressure
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>>140780901
Uuuh that goes to the NEW AND IMPROVED Abyssal Blade.
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>>140781039
nah people said "its gud because AM"
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>>140780842
Yes, when CM tries to kill me while I'm afk.
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>>140781039
I like new Abyssal blade

>35 sec cd on BKB piercing Stun

Gucci
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>>140779065
>>140778602
you are the same as the degenerates who undergo transgender surgery. Fantasy != reality. 2d!=3d, if you fantasize about rape and guro you are not a rapist or murderer unless you can't distinguish reality from your thoughts (which makes you mentally ill).
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>>140781039
But it's nice.
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Is armlet -> echo -> blink -> abyssal -> other shit too much nodamage on wraith king?
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>Kick RTZ, best midlaner and safelaner in the world
>Lose to Tier 3 trash

Guess the team d2g.
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>>140781248
>echo
>wk
stop
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>>140781343
better than secret, which is the team RTZ is in
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>>140781186
You are the fag in this conversation, homo man.
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>>140781795
no it's the team EE is in
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I really want to play storm now
is he good yet?
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>>140780842
Everytime my carry kills himself in a stupid way
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>>140781906
are you good at delaying games to 40+ minutes?
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>>140782013
I like to think so
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>>140779612
buy an iron talon and farm the offlane camp
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Charging an aghs night stalker at night gives 1800 flying vision over him

working as intended?
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>>140774584
how do i not be a 1k player anymore
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>>140779997
How did he go from stud to crud?
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>rtz ZIPZAPs in
>on to ursa
>next to doom
>YOU'RE DOO-
>zipzap
>YOU'RE DOO-
>zipzap
>YOU'RE DOO-
>zips away
truly the hardest storm counter
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Singsing will win the majors
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>>140782665
pay attention to the map

farm more

think about what items give you

think about what will win you this game

look at your replays and see everything you did wrong

watch high skill replays and see where you can improve
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>>140782947
Adelaide?
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>>140782959
thank you sir
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You should never pick Silencer when you have a ... in team.
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why are chinks so fucking obsessed with sf?
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>>140781343
EG ez
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>>140783310
sf is supreme ricer mid
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>>140783396
2 skill = 250 gold
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>>140783160
you have poor taste. he's ugly
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O U R G U Y

U

R

G

U

Y
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I wanna learn how to be a beasty Naga, what do I build?
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>>140783819
>RTZ lied about hating Twitch chat
>he just got bought out by chinks instead
NOT OUR GUY
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>>140784118
at least chinese viewbots dont spew out memes every 10 seconds
>>
I have to say.
The buff to KotL's movespeed is really nice. He's actually decent as an aggressive support for kill lanes because he doesn't get outrun by literally everyone except Shadow Shaman and Winter Wyvern now.
He's also good at running away, so I don't feel he's as squishy as he used to be.


I generally get an Urn on him, is that dumb of me? He desperately needs stats and it gives him a strong heal until he gets Aghs or when it's nighttime, one of the biggest problems he has is that he can giff mana but can't heal.
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>>140784219
they do
it's 666666, ROTZ, etc.
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>>140784312
what does rotz mean?
666 is lol right?
>>
>>140784485
ROTK = feeder
ROTK + RTZ = ROTZ
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>>140784485
rotk + rtz = rotk
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>>140784264
its only dumb if youre A.) not an aggressive player and don't rotate for kills much and B.) if you're the type of retard that hordes charges and doesn't use them aggressively as well
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>>140775857
Good.

I hate that incoherently yelling moron. Any cast with him I mute instantly.

>but muh 'hype' caster

If you need a literal retard screaming in your ear to feel hyped about a good game of dota then you should just kys now.
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>hit blademail as i'm running away
>someone rightclicks themselves to death
the best feeling
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>>140784264
Urn is only good if you actually participate in ganks and such to get charges. Nice thing is that everybody always fucking underestimates Mana Leak and end up dying because of it, so KotL's a fairly decent ganker.
>>
Based Eosin is doing it.
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>>140784264
Shadow Shaman is fast? what?
>>
pls, how do I naga
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>>140774764
early push like there's no tommorow?
>>
So, coming back to Dota after a break

I suddenly get questions again...do I need to spam Spectre yet again until I climb to at least 3k MMR?

Even with nerfs, general trench mentality seems to still make it hard for people to counter Medusa or Spectre anyway
>>
What if, instead of simultaneous death, Meepos just had very high backlash damage and you could press R for a very long channel to bring back the dead Meepos?
>>
Reminder that Kaipi are canonically Our guys
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>>140785593
Spectre struggles like a bitch earlygame man
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>>140785593
if you're 2k, there is literally no hope. unless you can win mid hard and solo carry, there will be an endless barrage of retards who will be in your way despite those angels who speak english and willing to cooperate. it doesnt matter what heroes you pick; whichever team has a bigger snowball potential has the greatest change of winning. Either quit or remake account if you think you deserve to be in a different bracket. i was 2.6k, made a new account, calibrated at 3.8, now at 4.3.
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>>140785593
>climb to at least 3k MMR
Abaddon
>>140785678
What if we had a carry hero that can't build BKB and needs to waste 2 slots on aghs and dagger to be relevant?
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slardar and venomancer return to tier 1 now?
in pro stage
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>>140785387
No, I'm saying Shadow Shaman is one of the few guys who couldn't outrun old KotL
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>Get put in LP because lmao reports
>1 game to win
>5 loss streak L M A O
>Spend 50 minutes winning 6th game
>Enemy (5/5 players) ragequit as tier 4's are falling
>Doesn't count

holy FUCKING FUCK am I done with this shitty fucking game for at least a month holy shit am I miffed lads
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Brewmaster.

This hero destroys all of his items every time he teamfights. How do we fix this?
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>>140786849

get

[
poi.er
GLODODODODOoD AHHAHHA
NOROB
n OR
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where the FUCK is the battle pass?
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>>140786890
meme push hero
why still need to fix???
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>>140786890
Well, doesn't Radiance still work when he's ulting?
Also Heart works, if you almost die then ult, assuming your spirits survive longer than 5 seconds it'll start healing Brew while he's Hidden.
Also Aghs.
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>>140786952
In my pants, qt.
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Brewmaster.

This hero is a mud golem, a level 5 wraith king, and a satyr banisher lategame. How do we fix this?
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>He doesn't buy 5 Battlefuries for epic meme crits
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Brewmaster.

Past 30 minutes this hero is equivalent to a four mud golems running around without vision holy fuck /d2g/ how do we F I X T H I S?
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>>140786849
how the fuck did that not count? the only way a match doesnt count is if someone abandons before first blood?
>>
brEwma ster,

evrytmei bkb = no berew meaaster F X T S
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Why chinks want RTZ to play SF so much?
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>>140787382
>he buys 5 battlefuries that he cant use at all since his movement speed is jackshit without boots or blink
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>>140787815
chinks love ricing so razing is porn to them
>>
But seriously Brewmaster is fucking useless and you can't seriously suggest that he build a radiance or heart, he has fucking 218 base mana and no other way to farm. If he has money for a timely radiance or heart, he already won. There's a reason that he's not seen in competetive or pubs anymore whatsoever, and that's becuase he's ass, plain and simple.

His W is damn near useless past 20 minutes because every carry will have bkb, manta, or a support that'll give them spell immunity or a dispel, his passive is half useless because nobody fucking hits his actual hero unit. He as a whole is actually only worth a damn as a counter to Omniknight.

Why does nobody care?
>>
nigger
>>
>arteezy stream
http://www.panda.tv/373160
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>>140788642
nice
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>>140788849
>>140788642
god gooks are so fucking ugly
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>>140788180
>Caring about furries
kys
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>>140788867
this
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>>140788642
would you, d2g?
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Why would they nerf Lich?
He isn't even OP. d2g said supports can't be OP
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>>140788964
Now imagine how bad would it be WITHOUT make up.
They are fucking aliens.
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>>140788985
>5>>140788180(You)
I'm literally crying right now how could you do this to him
He just wants to chill and have a drink man he didn't deserve the dumpster

http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/a/a2/Brew_firstblood_01.mp3
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>>140789237
fuck you furry
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>>140789000
why am i a problem nigga
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>>140789264
please
please I'm not furry I just really love Brew
PLEASE care
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>>140789371
>I'm not furry I just really love Brew
Sounds like something a furry would say
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>>140789127
>lich
>support
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>>140789419
ok /d2g/
ive had enough

im too sad to live anymore, so im gonna die now for reals

goodbye gulag
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>>140789526
arent you supposed to be having a heart attack
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>>140788180

I wish they buffed his ulti so the brewlings have some more hp and damage to stay relevant later on...
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>>140787545
Win before 30 minutes
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>>140789578
oh good one !

i am but i assumed noboy would care so i didnt both typing it...

brewmaster such a bro
if this is how you treat your bros dotard, no wonder game is dead
>>
ayy this build actually works
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>>140789913
>start a lobby with cheats
>buy shitty items
>"hurr durr this build totally works"
>>
>>140789913
Post match id I want to watch this
On slow motion
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>>140789160
Sauce anon?
Thanks
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>>140790051
nigga you gay
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>>140790051
you're momma's bedroom
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>>140790239
Support.
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>>140790239
Buddy, megumin is shit and that's a shitty anime with bad art. kys
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>>140790107
>>140790119
Awww sheeit niggas u got me I'm nothin but ashes
>>
How shit is Undying?
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>>140790552
you can get 50 strength with one decay as agha undying.
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>>140787887
There are six item slots my dude
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>>140790531
QUALITY.
>>
>not going carry omni mid against 5.5k invoker and winning

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2334576622
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>>140790706
No one cares you attentionseeking cuck kys
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>>140790624
>agha undying
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EG tho
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>>140790775
>Capitalizing on the core ability that makes Undying such a good early-mid game hero?!?!?

>You're stupid! Build these low impact items so you can become slightly less irrelevant late game!
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#anime
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hahahhahaha great match
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I survive only off of memes.

Give me the MEMEST build you got.
LET ME HAVE IT.
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Chen blinks out of fog and euls you
what do you do?
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HISSSSS
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>>140791364
Build black king bar and ensalve him with hotd
>>
Can you go radiance -> armlet alchemist? People have been building armlet on him for a while but I feel like radiance is too good on him to pass
>>
>>140774764
>enchant rush mek
>lone druid goes carry build
>dagon wisp
>dagon arc warden
>try to finish before 35 minutes
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>>140791364
Activate BKB
>>
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2334585531

Did Dire not pack enough chemotherapy?
>>
>>140789639
like an aghs that would make them scale with the actual hero?
>the absolute madman osfrog
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this game is only fun when you spam broken heroes

have I become autism?
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>>140791940
>broken heroes
>normal skill

LUL
>>
why even pick slardar this meta doesnt he still get blown up? -armor/visual of the hero in fog is always great but his play style isnt pos1.
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>>140791940
>Echo Sabre on Jugg

Literally why
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>>140792181
lmao 2 crits
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>>140792181
I wanted to see how it was

if you get it early you can chase people down and the slow is actually a huge deal

not worth a slot though
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>tfw got ratted by aghs refresher Shaman and a Lycan
Technically, my teammates kept getting picked off because I'm the only one who buys detection. I feel empty inside.
>>
fuck this panda tv SHIT
>>
>>140791321
>veil on Bloodseeker
Even as a support item, I don't get it.
>>
>Echo sabre Lifestealer
>Deals 15% of your health in the first hit

How is this balanced dotards?
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>>140792723
>buys detection
>didn't ward his jungle
you deserved it
>>
What the fuck do I do about Abyssal on Jugg

Still build it ? the progression is fucking my brain
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>>140792403
>the slow is actually a huge deal
against a normal 365 ms hero, echo sabre has less effect than a fucking 275 gold orb of venom
normal:
>5 seconds of 365 ms = 1825 distance
echo sabre:
>0.6 seconds of 100 ms + 4.4 seconds of 365 ms = 1666 distance
orb of venom:
>5 seconds of 321 ms = 1605 distance
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>>140792917
its not like you normally build basher on Juggernaut, you usual buy the whole thing at once.
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>>140792898
More like in the middle of the map after our T1 towers are already gone
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>>140792884
>level 1 winter wyvern
>Deals 30% of your health in the first hit
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>>140792917
Abyssal was primarily built for the 2 second BKB piercing stun, the damage was a nice bonus.
It's transitioned more to a utility item, sure, but the utility it gives you is 2 seconds of wacking a guy and he can't do SHIT about it unless he's got Linkens or Lotus Orb. It's definitely a strong mid game item that's still useful late just because it's unblockable stuns, and with Jugg you can basically permastun since he has such high attack speed and there'll only be like .7 seconds in between stuns.

I mean hell if you're feeling like an absolute MADMAN you could build Bloodthorn.
>>
>>140793060
just fucking ward his jungle retard
>>
>>140793059

If I need to manfight a cunt and I feel I can without getting locked down I'll buy it

AM and weaver cannot escape a omni bash
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>take w33's mid as Alch
>laugh at w33

BASE ARTURO
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>>140793087
stun first
then bloodthorn

then watch a fucking flood of red numbers be unleashed
LOOK AT THE RED NUMBERS
LOOK AT THEM CHARLES
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>>140793201
Wyvern is the only hero that can actually use Bloodthorn effectively every time. And she'd need far too much farm for inefficient items for her, and she makes for a shitty carry.
>>
rtc alch on w33's stream
>>
how do I into Juggernaught at 4k in SEA?
>>
why didnt i bet on void boys


fucking xtremist shits
>>
>>140792898
whos the cute girl
>>
>>140793420
Haruhi
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>>140793296
>and she makes for a shitty carry.

how do you deal with this bitch defending highground?
>>
>>140793589
what
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>Bloodthorne now mutes and silences

Balanced or broken?
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>>140793589
You win the game 20 minutes beforehand because their hero taking up the majority of the farm has 1200hp at level 11 and does 50 damage on hit, 90 if she has damage already.
>>
is there a guide to trees? best quelling spots and hidden paths?
>>
>>140793715
Broken.

I'd kind of like to see an item or ability that mutes items but doesn't silence though. Would be good to deal with a variety of heroes.
>>
>>140793715
remove true strike, increase cooldown, maybe decrease duration as well. maybe we can have it balanced.

HoN's orchid did this and fucked over bkb users
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>>140793896
Honestly I wish more things applied mute as well.

Same thing with Break.
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WHERE IS THE COMPENDIUM LA
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>>140793997
It's a touchy thing, because Break is a super powerful status. You can't even dispel it that I know of, the duration has to completely run out.

This fucks over any hero that relies on passives. Doom's Aghs and Silver Edge I believe are the only items that apply Break and Silver Edge just became one of the top 5 most cost effective items in the game. Actually giving any hero Break as an ability is madman status, which of course is why Doom doesn't apply Break anymore.

I would kind of like to see it come back on Hex, except that Shadow Shaman and Lion don't need more buffs. Maybe just on Sheepstick would be ok.
>>
>Mirana aghs is bad

-d2g
>>
So playing as Core Abaddon, I find myself performing duties that a Support Abby usually does like saving teamates, roaming and stuff

Is this normal? Though Core Abbadon for me feels more comfy because I tend to be tankier and can fight better
>>
>>140794249
i dont think its bad as long as my mirana isnt a """"roaming""""" mirana who stays in lane, gets levels, owns noobs and not run around in circles while being lvl4 at 17 minutes
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>>140793814
what part of
HO HO
HA HA

don't you understand?
>>
>>140794257
>saving teamates
Isn't that like the purpose of the hero?
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>>140794385
The part where her HO is on a longass cooldown and her HA is countered by anyone with a blink stun.
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Ignoring the shittier casters, what are the togo games tomorrow lads?
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NEW DOOM CHANGED

>DOOM now also applies Break on top of Silence and Mute by default now

NEW AGHS EFFECT

>If an enemy is under the effect of Doom when they die, they are banished to the 7th ring of hell which permanently adds 2/4/6 seconds to their death timer
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>>140794446
Carry Abaddon tends to imply selfishly diving people using Aphotic Shield though
>>
>>140794516
>llama has the shit matches
nice
but where is Grand wtf
>>
>>140791739
>they tried to just end it in one big push down the middle lane

heros, every one honestly
>>
XTREMIST WHY
>>
>>140794516
All the Kaipi games
>>
>>140794567
Diving isn't the whole game though, saving people from stuns and picks is pretty important in winning team fights
>>
>there are people in this thread that don't listen to beautiful erhu ballads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fdFGEg-9R8
>>
>>140794795
Too busy listening to superior yellow people music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XN8hzT8Nn_I
>>
>>140793715
>>140793896
>>140793995
Orchid in hon also mutes and leaves a huge trail after you
>>
>>140793296
Any team that has one or 2 long stuns can use it pretty effectively.
>>
>Enemy cuckport tries to win a teamfight with their ult
>Throw an Earthbind net from a safe 1250 units away
>It interrupts the channel and pins them down for getting raped
Pssh... nothin... personnel... kid...
>>
Lets go RRQ
>>
FUCKING XTREMIST FUUUUUUCK
>>
>>140794516
TEAM FREEDOM

Seriously, Team Freedom games are funny. Mike is fueled by anger.
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>>140795062
NEVER FORGET
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>>140794485
she has permanent flying and bonus vision and max % hp burn and slow on every attack
it has no cooldown, its literally permanent

did you not notice her aghanims
>>
>>140795039
>>140795030
what strim
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>>140795108
>Lmao ill jut build this 4200 gold item and right after build this 7195 gold item as a support no biggie lol

Yeah, whatever you say.
>>
>>140795193
seaniggers qualifiers
>>
>>140795193
RRQ lobby not up yet but I'm watching through the game client desu
>>
>>140795108
>40mana a second
>costs 4200 gold just to not have to deal with cooldowns
>if you get this before minute 30 you do nodmg
>if you get it after 30 minutes you have nohp
>if you build Wyvern as a carry you're a dumbass

You wouldn't even have the mana to sustain it for long until you built the entire Bloodthorn if you're going carry Wyvern.
>>
FUCKING XTREMIST

SO FUCKING SHIT
>>
Anyone know why Void Boys are in SEA qualifiers?
>>
>>140795218
>>140795354
bloodthorn -> aghanims is an easy progression
>>
>>140794981
>new net no longer cancels spells while the enemy is already in the net
>dd rune is useless
>new items in every update are useless on Meepo
>Meepo counterpicks get shitton of buffs, while he gets something like +4 damage
>has to jump in the middle of the enemy team and hope that team will react to it before he dies
Thanks nice frog.
>>
>>140795218
Even as a carry that much gold to come online is massive, not even counting her GARBAGE farming. The enemy team either has to be getting completely destroyed or completely forget that towers exist for 40 minutes for that to happen.
>>
>>140795406
To be fair, old DD on Meepo was comically broken. You could just waltz up to the enemy team's t4s and backdoor though them and the ancient.
>>
jesus christ why the fuck didnt i bet on void boys FUCK
>>
>>140795519
Meepo can solo backdoor without dd, I don't remember if core items+ethereal was enough for it to do.
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are the qualifiers client only?
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>>140795405
It's an expensive progression that gives her no survivability if she gets jumped on and gives her a mediocre amount of mana to work with.
Just because you CAN do something doesn't mean you should. Wyvern is a good support, as a carry she comes online slow as fuck and will have less health, armor, and mainly movespeed than other carries who can start being useful from minute 20 instead of minute 40. Even medusa comes online faster.
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>>140795756
the open qualifiers are client only I think. too many games going on for any casting to be done for all of them.

main regional qualifiers will have panelists just like the EU hub, etc.
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>Played Elder Titan for the first time today

I thought you guys said he was shit?

>mfw borderline spamming a huge aoe sleep during fights on their backline
>mfw literally SPLITTING THE EARTH for all of their health, and later in the game disarming their mostly righ-click team

I had an erection the entire time playing this hero.
>>
>>140795756
http://www.trackdota.com/
there's some stream alright, but just not from the "professional" or "pro" folks
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RTZ CHINESE DOTA FANS ARE CUTE THEY REALLY LOVE HIM THEY MADE HIM GO TO SLEEP GUYS RTZ IS GONNA BE UNSTOPPABLE THE BOY HAS THE HEART OF CHINA IN HIM
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>no good strim
>no tourney strim

What the fuck la, how dead is this game?
>>
>>140795920
I like how they call him Rotz
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>>140795406
>>140795684
By the time the enemy support is in the net you either just canceled their ult or you're right up their ass, so it's not really that big of a deal.

Old DD rune on Meepo really was ridiculous as >>140795519 said. Meepo already has the highest rightclick output of any hero in the game (as far as I know, maybe an Alchemist with a ridiculous amount of gold could do better but I can't be bothered to check), and a DD rune basically prevented the enemy team from ever leaving base. Moreso since now TP scrolls are staggered, they can't directly TP or they'll get picked off one by one, so they have to TP to fountain and walk over to him, and by then a t4 is gone at the least, while Meepo can just poof out. He can still backdoor, but with DD the time it took was so short even if the enemy team reacted immediately he could still get away with it.

Meepo already had to deal with a good 70% of items being useless on him, but given how any random carry doesn't want to build 70% of items in any situation, it's not that bad. It's not like the items he builds now are too lacking.

+4 damage was actually huge for laning, because now it's much easier to lasthit before level 3 (where it just becomes trivial to win the lane).

If you jump in the middle of the enemy team you already obliterated all the supports because lmao 1800 (well, 1080 in most cases) damage nuke.

I mean, he's not that bad.
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>>140791479
You can't dominate chen's creeps, you stupid nigger.
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>>140795920
>THE HEART OF CHINA
so it's an empty void incapable of empathy now?
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>>140796003
>>140796157
its a prophecy man they shunned sumail and took up rtz as their own. honestly moving to see these fans love the boy RTZ CHINA'S GUY,BLACK BTFOED
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>>140779042
Both.
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>>140796105
New pubstrat idea: Mirana/Meepo
>Mirana uses ult
>Meepo walks into the middle of the enemy team
>Meepo blows them up
Y/N?
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>>140795912
a slow starting sleep, and its ranged version is even more telegraphed it's pathetic. Anyone who's not slowed w/ over 320 movespeed can just easily move out of harms way

ult isn't that good
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>>140796510
>Ult isn't that good
A free... rampage?
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>>140796420
>Mirana
>sentry wards or even gem
>Meepo
>lel he picked Meepo time to Sven+Ember+Magnus+Shaker+Silencer
Also the last line proves that Meepo encourages enemies to get good teamfight picks.
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>>140795912
>later in the game disarming their mostly righ-click team
so you're in the trench or something?
anything's viable in the trench
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>>140796510
The ult is amazing
ly hard to set up. If you can hit 3 guy with it you've won the team fight but actually accomplishing that is super difficult.
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So close, yet so far
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>>140796625
Valid points, but
>He firstpicks Meepo for doing anything but making the enemy team waste their entire draft on teamfight heroes and then lastpicking splitpushers
Also it's kinda implicated you're not stupid enough to walk into detection, but it's still a valid issue.
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>>140796510
Heres how you're supposed to use the stomp

>enemy is trying to kill ally
>you throw spirit
>stomp immediately
>they either get sleeped, run away from your ally

You shouldn't use it to initiate, unless you're the initiate in which case buy an euls or something. Then follow up and then as soon as you get someone in sleep you just stomp their ass

heres my last game replay in case you want to watch 2334804861
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reminder Goku NEVER went all out at the start trying to get to know his opponent first

well BASED SECRET got to know them allright....
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>>140796823
>walks to the enemy team
>when you can just blink-poof
>>
Hi I'm Sven

>Build domemenator
slow as shit, lose
>Build meme of madness
free moonshard, win

DOTARDS?
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>>140796928
blink poof gives less damage, but trying to poof from invis without having the enemies standing in one place is kinda stupid too.
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>>140796995
>Build meme of madness
>Enemy team stuns you
>You die
???
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>>140797057
>picking sven vs a team with stunners
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>>140797048
>blink poof gives less damage
i am unsure how did you came up to this conclusion
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I don't like this Arteezy anime meme.

He's trying too hard.
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How is jakiro balanced?
>shits out magic damage
>pushes towers like crazy
>amazing lane presence
>2000 range stun
>crippling slow and - attack speed
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>>140796995
low 2k bait
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>>140797171
Poof deals damage twice, once at the destination and once at the departure point. Poofing while you're standing on top of them is essentially double damage. If you blink-poof you only deal half damage because the four Meepo clones can't make use of the departure point damage.
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>>140797171
Blink poof - 140 damage per poof + 280 from main Meepo
Walk up and poof - 280 damage from every Meepo
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>>140797243
by literally being a joke hero
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>>140797156
>Enemy team has no disables
Oh, so they're retarded then.
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>>140797313
IS THAT U MAX MOVE SPEED LC
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>4chan footer says comments are owned by the poster
Ha ha, I now own the script to Bee Movie and Shrek. Thanks Hiroshima.
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>>140797439
Excuse me, I own the shrek script.
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>>140797243
hes balanced by the fact that he is a painfully boring hero to play
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>>140797461
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>>140797243
you're high bud
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>>140797480
I like jakiro
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>>140797243
>Try to stun someone
>Get fucked by 10000 year cast point and animation
>Meanwhile the enemy players took a few steps to the left
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>>140797536
you also like the missionary position and drinking water you bland sub-human
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PUT ALL THE FARM INTO THE BAG

ITS 1V9 TIME AND I AINT GOT TIME FOR BIG MAN GABENS MMR DESTINY AUGMENTATION MACHINE

THE DREAM LIVES
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>>140797274
>>140797301
oh ty lads
but still, is it such a big issue considering poof only have like, what? 7 or 6 sec cd or something?
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>>140797597
Look at this fag I bet he only drinks dew

laughinggirls.jpg
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>>140797608
This is literally meaningless unless you post your MMR with it. It you're in the trench you could just win games by blinking onto a cliff/into trees where the enemy team will never bother to find the source of the missiles.

>>140797653
The CD on poof is just high enough that it's unlikely you'll get to use it twice at the height of a teamfight (AKA when everyone is alive). It's the same issue SoF has.
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>The paid mod BS literally happened a year ago

What the fuck. Where did the time go?
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>>140797597
>Not liking missionary
Cumming inside in the mating press literally the best thing
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>>140797894
Valve realized there has to be quality assurance on paid content.
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>>140797653
And that's why you need someone like tide or magnus (that will carry everyone away from your poofs) in your team to jump first.
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>>140797770
4.5k; trench basically
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>>140795794
>Even medusa comes online faster.

wyvern with phase orchid is going to solo kill most heroes easily and in fights she's got a huge impact with her pickoff ult -> spam dicktons of aoe and kill another one with orchid + burn

> gives her no survivability
she can fly over cliffs
she can make herself physical immune and regen 1/3 her hp
she can silence someone trying to kill her
she can stun someone for 4.75 seconds and run away

oh and all the meanwhile she never needs to get closer than 1000 range from the enemy team so she doesn't put herself in harms way

she's a sniper with better escapes, better teamfight, better damage, permanent flying, permanent ho-ho-ha-ha, doesn't need as much gold to come online and have an impact

you act as though wyvern can't do anything until she's got finished bloodthorn + aghanims, but just phase orchid is already god tier and bloodthorn better yet and aghanims curves smoothly out after that without the mana issue
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>>140796561
It never hits anyone.
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Where can i watch Void Boys stream at?
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>>140798195
twitch.tv
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>>140798031
yeah but you know they will see you coming right?
youre not going to sneak up on anyone, everyone will dodge you
and if you are trying some fancy early game snowball shit with your team everyone will just split push and out farm you. the biggest issue int heros have is taking towers honestly, some vanguard AM is going to push out a lane and take your tower faster then you and like sand king and skywrath will be able to on the other side of the map

i mean how do you expect to go highground with your build?
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What hero do I pick when I want to kill myself?
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>>140798109
then you're playing the hero wrong
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>>140796659
>Chronosphere
>Black hole
>Dream Coil
>RP
>>
>tfw can barely manage 1 game a week.
what happened
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>>140798760
pick tinker, get dagon
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>>140798723
A good black hole in conjunction with an Earth Spliter is basically a won teamfight in my experience
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>>140796780
I'm at the same situation with 5k, and I got beaten back down multiple times when I almost got there, I'm scared of trying again
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>>140798590
The hero is wrong
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>>140798586
Techies :^)
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>>140796995
Uhhhh... Dotards?
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>fall from 4.5k to 4.3
>people suddenly stop believing in the power of visage mid
fuck sake I need to get back in the theorycrafting bracket
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>>140798907
soon you will learn

soon
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>>140796995
t. 3k moron who can't stack ancients
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>>140798906
im 150 from 5k and actually didnt play a single game for like a month now, i stopped when i had to pick OD and go 20/0 every game to win and didnt start in new patch yet

its just so painful to lose when you are so close and all you want is those points even if i won my like last 6 rankeds
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>>140797357
No you're just playing against Puppey.
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>>140798462
>yeah but you know they will see you coming right?
you can fly over tree lines

>the biggest issue int heros have is taking towers honestly
she's got 1000 attack range, she can siege with her team and hit towers uphill like sniper and cold embrace creeps for vision

>some vanguard AM is going to push out a lane and take your towe
and then get slapped around by orchid and die

>i mean how do you expect to go highground with your build?

gee a high dps hero with 1000 attack range what can she do
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>>140799136
If you start thinking in terms of amount of required victories you're gonna have a bad time, trust me.
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RRQ vs VOID BOYS

VOID BOYS GETTING REKT
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>play medusa mid
>nobody ever rotates to gank you
>just out carry and out harass and out turtle any shit you're up against
i love it
so much
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What if Fervor stacks halved (rounded down) instead of completely resetting when Troll switches targets? Would that be broken? Or a reasonable buff that he needs to stop being total shit?
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>>140799275
>playing a farming carry and nobody harasses you
Oh man, those games are few and far between but God damn if they're not glorious
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>>140799265
is nobody streaming it?
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>>140799351
watch in game senpai

desu its really close fight
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>>140799004
I lost 1k mmr because I went on a long feeding spree fueled by rage, but at least I got to try lycan pushing when it was relevant.
Soon I'll get back to my shitty 4k+
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>>140799292

troll should just get his ias cap removed and then he would be both viable and hilarious to play

>seekers whole gimmick is he runs fast, cap removed
>trolls whole gimmick is he attacks fast and stunlocks, lategame you have like 900ias 300 of which is totally wasted, ?
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>>140799292
What if fervor had no upper limit, but had a time duration, like Ursa fury swipes
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Why is meepo so damn dogshit?
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>>140799292
>>140799412
What if fervor was something that you can build seperately per target, like fury swipes.
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>>140799396
how about

aghanims for troll:
>ias cap removed for entire team while his ultimate is active
>fervor no longer has max stacks
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>>140799435
back when meepo was good supports were just glorified creeps that bought wards

no glimmers no anything, literally just food for the meepo

meta just changed and now meepo cannot push everything alone without caring because if 4 or more dont show up then he can just kill them all alone
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>>140799396
>Alchemists whole gimmick is that he regens fast
>his regen does nothing in the lategame
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>>140799473

broken
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>Pick Doom because I want to meme
>Everyone else on the team has plenty of time to pick
>None of them pick a core
>Get forced safe lane
>Start building damage items because lolnocore
>Pudge starts bitching at me because I built damage instea of Aghs/Refresher/Blink/etc
>Point out that he and 3 others on our team had the opportunity to pick a damage dealer but didn't so this is the future they chose
>He just says "reported" and presumably mutes me

What goes through these peoples heads
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>>140799562
his gimmick is that he farms fast tho
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How good is treant this patch?
I love playing vision heroes. Is his leech seed now unfucked?
>>
any tips on how to climb for 2k shitter like me?
im on a tilt and drop down from 2.9k to 2.7k in like 3 days and it driving me nuts man.
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What's the most Aryan hero?
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>>140799562
His gimmick is that he farms fast

His actual power is the fact his ult gives him the best BAT in the entire game at all levels, yet people build 0 attack speed on him and instead decide to meme for god knows whatever reasons.
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>>140799623
>gimmick is that he farms fast
>cannot go above 2k gpm
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>>140799682
Show us like 3 games and your picks in those games.
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>>140799716
Skywrath has an iranian accent.
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>>140799647
JUST
LEVEL
LEECH
SEED
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>>140797597
Missionary position is objectively the best position.
Water is objectively the second best drink behind chocolate milk.
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>>140799829
It was the worst spell in the game before they buffed it
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>>140799716
omniknight

>blond
>blue eyes
>constantly calling out that god is on his side and he is omniscient
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>>140799265
how is that surprising

rrq is a decent team and can put a fight easily
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>>140799731
How will valve force everyone to change their manta, radiance, octarine build?
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>>140799852
It really wasn't the worst spell in the game and it's legitimately good now.
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>>140775560
hahahahaha

autism
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>>140799858
>white people
>believing in god
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>>140800000
Quality post
>>
does panda tv have vods?
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>>140800000
Checked.
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>>140800012
>everyone white is either a communism or a facist no inbetween

bravo nolan
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>>140777387
Filthy jungle heroes
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Why do people in my team build fucking dagger instead of Silver Edge on Slark?
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>>140800232
It's funny because for the longest time people complained about the exact opposite on Slark, and now that blink is getting popular D2G's hipster tables have turned.
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Ever since the Silver Edge change I build shadow blade on every hero

Send help
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>>140785678
What if you control your fucking autism?
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>>140800232
You're retarded, blink beats SB or SE in almost every way for most heroes :^)
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>>140800232

because dagger is better when your opponent isnt shit, tahts why in comp when slark got popular again blink was the item

the point is that lothars just takes too much to get somewhere and anyone not braindead will have vision everywhere
>see slark, just go back it will take like 8s for him to haste to you

same situation with dagger
>see slark, try to go back, he already blinked and pounced you


that being said, in your shit pubs you can build lothars and it will prolly be even better beuase the whole vision part doesnt exist
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>>140800000
>00000
>>
i love cum
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>sc2 tournament
>5k viewers

JUST

and I thought WE were dead
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>>140800438
Yeah, you and your mom.
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>>140775427
Who?
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Reminder that this is how you build Drow Ranger now if you don't want to lose every game.
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>>140800504
>No gifted aghs
>Shadow blade not upgraded
>BoTs not upgrade
>No moonshard devoured
>Vlads on you instead of bitch support
3/10
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>>140800560
>Having Alchemist on a team with a Drow strat
>Needing meme edge
>Ever upgrading BoTs
>Not doing that after being six slotted
>Trusting your bitch support to not die instantly
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reminder
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>voidboys
why are they so shit
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>>140799750
most of these game when i pick carry somehow i just get a solo lane and cant farm in laning phase
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>>140800504
Not pictured:
the 50 minute game time or the 120 cs or the 8 deatgs
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>>140800713
then maybe pick a carry that actualyl can farm when is soloing instead of glorified creeps
>>
Which lane has been buffed this patch? Offlane or safe?
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>>140800847
Safe, range creep deny exp
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>6 hours till i have to leave for work
>5am but still want to play dota
>if i dont sleep ill be a fucking mess at work

I HATEEEEEE LIFE
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>>140800847
this is the 2 offlaners and a mid patch

slardar literally is fp/fb every game
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>>140800389
>your opponent isnt shit
>anyone not braindead will have vision everywhere
>somehow everyone is standing inside the wards vision area (very convinient for dagger jump) and just waiting for slark to jump
>against attack speed, attack damage, passive disable, regen in invis, move speed, enemies wasting money on sentries/dust/gem instead of just wards
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>>140798586
Pudge
>>
Can someone help me find a video please?
It's a video of poo in loos vs pinoys in some semi pro inhouse and they spend the entire game flaming the shit out of each other
i think the indindus had tiny or something thx 4 help
>>
>>140799842
how the fuck do you hump in missionary position
>>
>>140801051
i dont know what to tell you my man but there really is a reason why the best players went blink every single game

and that reason is the one i stated

you can try your epic theorycrafting and cherry picking, but the point stands

getting on top of someone with lothars can be super difficult, you can get disabled your enemy can run away etc

getting on top of someone with a blink is literally uncounterable because he can just blink ulti kill then get out, thats the way he was played for quite some time
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Call my shitness lads
Every one of those games is a /vg/ stack. 5Stacks are the only way I can play, even /vg/ shitstacks are better than pubs.
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>>140801180
>you can try your epic theorycrafting
>starts theorycrafting
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>>140801174
>foreplay
heresy
>>
>>140801174
>sexfags
Fapping is objectively superior.
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>>140801264
SINDRIIII
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>>140801265
no i dont i actaulyl tell you exactly how slark is played and i also played a lot of slark so i experienced it all myself

just look at miracle how he plays, he litearlly just blinks into 4 heroes insta ults, kills a support then gets out, thats the canonical way of a top level slark

and if you think "disabled while chasing someone invis is theorycrafting becuase detection doesnt exist" then i dont know how to respond

i actually PREFER lothars myself but tahts not because its better, its becuase low 5k retards are bad at the game if i was forced to play in a organized match id def go for a late blink
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>>140801327
not that you'd know
>>
>our Boi beesa playing in second quals today
>it might be beesa vs ritsu stack finals
We can only dream
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>mfw pudge is still sleeper OP and you abuse im to 6k
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>>140801410
Fapping is something everyone can do. Objectively superior like I said.
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>>140801264
tfw no slaaneshi hero
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>>140801434
>plebians can do it therefore it's superior
???
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>>140801424
it will be becuase ritsus team is actually a team and not just a stack made 2h before qualies

they actually deluded themselves into thinking they can commit to dota, good luck to them i hope they win
>>
>tfw i'll never get to have sex
at least i've got my plastic vagina
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>>140801513

Just stop posting ritsu. You got BTFO by JENKINS on PUDGE.

Consider self-termination
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Who /4k/ here?
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>>140801617
It feels the same as fapping.
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>>140801631

oh great. now there will be another sub 4k calibrated shitter on lich in my games
>>
>>140801617
>The subhumans inside this general will never get to pass on their genes

Feels good man.
>>
>>140801640
not really desu
>>
>20 less mmr for our team
>win the game
>only get +25
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
>>
>>140801749

having sex with random sluts just to score is as fun as masturbation 2bh
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>>140801876
its literally less than one win divided by 5 players

do you want a medal or something
>>
>>140801745
I'll get to fuck my cousin if nothing else.
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>>140801886
How to get girls
>>
>>140801954
Be good looking and aggressif.
Play the guitar. Be social.
>>
>>140801735
>not being good enough to evade 4k babbies

you should play LoL m8 :^))))
>>
>>140799716
How can an evil nazi be so based
>mfw Stroheim family does not come back as a secondary character like zeppeli
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>>140802014
I can't do any of those
>>
so it's official now?
BTS is now the face of DOTA community?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h56fhNiAAOA
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>>140802014
>tfw you look like ass, are passive, play the guitar and are antisocial and still had a gf
>>
>>140802103
Be tall and have a big dick. Be a bad boy. Smoke weed and cigarettes. Skip classes. Be an asshole to everyone around you. Punch nerds
>>
>>140801954
go to some low expectations environment that implies boredom in all its attendants, thus making you interesting by default

think: beach
don't think: bar

>>140802014
hello virgin
>>
>>140802121
that was the case for quite some time now that joindota burned bridges and went full kike instead of expanding

but no they arent merging or anything, bts just invited everyone to do manila hub or something
>>
>>140802121
RIP EU HUB
>>
Whats a good support hero?
>>
>>140802202
Sven
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>>140777863
Can you just leave this shit on reddit?
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Sorry if this ia retarded question, but does spell amplification from INT / Aether Lens apply to all the damage you do with abilities including right click modifiers, physical + pure damage spells etc.?
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>>140802202
any hero not named lich
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>>140802129
Liar. You're all those things I mentioned. Playing the guitar is probably the most important step though.
>>
>>140802250
no one knows
>>
why do people make Urn on supports? it's shit
>>
>>140802396
Kill securing, heals, and mana regen for a low price.
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>>140802396
Because you touch yourself at night.
>>
>>140802202
adelaide?
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How do you deal with queue anxiety, /d2g/?
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>>140802396
>FREE heals
>FREE pure damage
>DOUBLE FREE if you use it efficiently
>great earlygame stats
>cheap
Urn is honestly the most underrated item.
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>>140802524
Uninstalling the game.
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>>140778837
It's not like ranked is anything special. Just enjoy the game and calibrate when you feel comfortable. Unless you're re calibrating then just make sure your unranked mmr is high before calibrating.
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>>140802396
Sven
>>140802524
Sven
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>>140802524
not watching shit anime
you should try it
>>
wtf do druggies drink cough syrup to get high?
I thought they drank it because it tasted good
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>>140802014
>he fell for the instrument meme

Faggot unless you dedicated your life to it at best you're just gonna look like an autistic clown when you get up on the table at the party and fumble out a bad cover of Blackbird
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Ability Power MemeDemon yay or nay doturds???....
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>>140802524
realize that you're shit and that every person you'll play against will be shit because you're sub 5k
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>>140802595
Sven
>>
With how quickly the dota scene is changing these days every single team should have to go through qualifiers.
y/y?
>>
WHY THE FUCK ARE ALL MY QUEUES 10 MINUTES LONG LATELY? FUCK.
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>>140802595
because it gets you high

?
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>>140802610
>TI9
>tfw dota will probably be dead by ti7
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>>140802653
Sven
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>>140802250
yes
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>open bulldogs stream
>It ain't me starts playing
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>>140802761
>tfw just really like the intro segment
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>>140780168
>Someone wastes 300 gold

>Instead of just ignoring it, you chimp out.

Go to bed frogposter.
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>It's a Slark patch
>It's been a Slark patch since the day he was released
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>>140802250
try to imagine it as this:

>literally all damage you can deal OTHER than basic autoattack damage, cleave and hp removal and multiple-target autoattacks or damage added directly to your attack
procs from attacks? amplified
flak cannon / split shot / aghanims drow? not amplified
quill spray? amplified
sleight of fists attacks? not amplified
blademail? amplified
sunder? not amplified
dispersion? not amplified


note it also amplifies self-damage, as long as its not hp removal. So aether lens makes huskar take 5% more damage from his ultimate and pudge takes 5% more damage from rot
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>>140802606
I know two guys that have a gf and playing the guitar is the only skill they've got.
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>>140802685
BY ti7? u crazy dude its coming up in like 3 months
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>>140802969
i know what i said
overwatch is coming soon, dota's days are numbered fampai
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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up cudgel* my name is nessaj but u can call me t3h ChA0s Kn1GhT!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random heroes like me _… im 13 eons old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 crush ezalor's skull w/ my illusions (im a carry if u dont like it deal w/it) hes my arch enemy!!! bcuz im SOOOO random!!!! theyre random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random heroes =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 kill alot of supports here so give me lots of farm!!!!
MEAT IN BATTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

teh light shall b blackened and chaos shall reign,

t3h ChA0s Kn1ghT
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>>140802014
just be yourself holy shit, being aggresive makes you look like a creep unless you're in a club.
still have the creep feeling though, like you're a dirty dog hungry for sex
>>
>tfw you even lost your Dota friends because this game is so shit

Why is life so cruel?
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>>140802202
adidas?
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>>140803080
WARHAMMER POSTERS LEAVE
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>>140802014
But agressif is fat
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>>140803080
10/10
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>>140803070
overwatch is dead before arrival becuase for some retarded reason blizzard let everyone play the game and realise how shit it is before getting honeypotted into buying it

so there will be no sunken cost fallacy that all blizzard games base on

>well i already spent so much so i have to keep on playing even if its shit
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>>140803108
Just kill yourself lmao
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>tfw you lose

is there a worse feeling than this?
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>>140803110
>tfw i pressed that play button unconsciously
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>>140803108
Being an asshole works in school. After that there's no reason to have sex anyway
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>>140803202
>two guys I know have pre-ordered it
I just don't understand
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>>140803202
I'm so glad SC2 was open beta, i might have bought it otherwise
nearly got baited into it, but I realized how fucking awful it was based on a dozen games and then uninstalled and never looked back
didn't need an open beta to tell everyone d3 would be shit and I never played it at all
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>>140803329
Sven
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>>140803329
Trying your best.
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You are the only constant :^)
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>>140802396
Health, mana regen, damage, healing and making people unable to blink for the entire duration. It's by far the best item in the game for it's price.

It also helps some heroes secure kills when they're a few damage points shy of after doing their combo. ie invoker, pudge and night stalker.
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>>140803465
sorry but blame the game not the players
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>>140803465
>it's a everyone can kill from the fountain and slark is the only one running around episode
>>
RRQ vs Mineski-X happening right now!

>poo in the loo caster

FUCK
>>
Korea cannot be stopped
>>
Why is Luna's ass so perfect?
>>
>>140803329
winning and feeling nothing
>>
When are pros going to mix up the alch build?
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>>140803882
When you stop touching yourself at night.
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>>140803882
Which one do you mean?
>>
>>140803967
I don't.

>>140803990
GoodNaga
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>>140801435
QoP?
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>>140803882
alch is the real pubstopmer and I hate him I'm gonna learn him just so I can pub stomp myself and that's gonna be a lot of fun xaxaxaxaxaxa blood in the lanes on the side of the radiant blood in my love in the terrible summer blood stains the waters in the fountain we claim
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>aoe stun item
We have items for almost everything except aoe stuns to win teamfights
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>>140804083
It's already been changed for this patch though?
>>
Will doing this make me better at Dota?
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>>140804286
>aoe magic immunity item
I fixed Meepo and made everyone else OP
>>
Why did icefrog remove so many heroes like the firelord or whatever he was called and the archmage and then there was some puppet master and gambler and shit?
>>
>TFW your team is so insufferably shit you get chest pains even thinking about just how fucking stupid they all are

epico balance 50
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>>140804314
Armlet doesn't mean it's changed. That's barely enough.
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>>140804316
no eating fat food will make you play worse
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>>140775910
yeah same as me anon, I have like 150 hours clocked in DS3, I have played maybe half of that.
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>>140804464
>what is shivas?
>>
>>140804382
becuase they were retarded and made by literall riot employees

you know the ones that said that healing is toxic and cannot be balanced
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Hey I haven't played since the abortion that was TI4 has much changed?
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>>140804382
>gambler
>ever balanced
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>>140804535
They weren't wrong desu
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>>140804623
They could balance him like they balanced arc warden. He's officially the worst hero in the game and still mornin captains mode
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>>140804674
>He's officially the worst hero
But Clock, Huskar and ET are still in the game.
>>
Would you guys take this bargain from icefrog?

/d2g/ gets to design a new hero and add him to the game
but so does /r/dota2
>>
>losing badly
>enemy carry abandons
>win mmr

wew
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>>140804736
et and huskar are actualyl pretty strong right now

like super strong in the right game
>>
>>140804743
>implying 90% of you faggots have a clue

even leddit is more in tune with how the game works.
>>
>>140804743
no
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>>140804743
does that mean we can add like 6 of them in a row beucase all the recent ones were designed by reddit anywya?
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>>140804674

the problem with arc warden is that literally no pro team would want to pick him in an evironment where people start to 5 man at the 15 min mark.

The hero needs to much time to get off the ground and with the midas and rapier nerfs, does not scale well into the late game.

Problem is he isnt even tanky otherwise the double pipe greaves supportden could be a reality.
>>
>>140804764
>>140804736


the armlet buffs are actually huge. With an early HoD and armlet, huskar is actually unkillable by both physical and magic damage
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Is 3k hard to climb or am I just shit at the game?

I feel like if I were 4k I could have 50% easily, because 4k players aren't even good. But I'm still stuck at 3k.
>>
does a slark get essence shift stacks from hitting someone in winters curse?
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>>140805115
no
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>>140800501
rtz
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>>140805024
i did it on 2 different accounts and it was super easy

just pick high impact hero and force your team to play like one, for example i used a lot of heroes that can rosh becuase the most braindead retards will understand that with aegis you 5 man and push

pic is super outdated btw
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>>140805024
If 4K players ain't good, and you're 3K, what does that make you?
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>>140805187
mental 8k
I swear mmr has to be inconsistent in these brackets. the difference between 3k and 4k is that 4k has people who are just good, and just that, while 3k has both good people and total trash. and nobody can climb for shit

Don't get me wrong, I don't mean to be me ooga team booga. I'm more than ready to accept my shitterness, but I'm just perplexed by all the shit I see in my bracket.

to expand on that, does anyone have a 4k smurf I could use? I want to see if I really could fit in that bracket. If I drop it back to like 3k or even 3.5k then it's a sign that i'm actually shit
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>>140805332

Ecks_Dee
pw: gitgudscrub
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>>140805115
No, but does in cold embrace
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Where are my /sheever/ posts?
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>Load into match
>Mark jungle
>Force your team to pick a support
>At the last second, pick support as well
>You now have 2 supports and steamroll the enemy team
dotards?
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>>140805359
Thanks, now tell me the steam guard code since it doesnt let me log in
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>>140805024
Nigger, I climbed 3k with roaming Mirana from level 1. It's the 4k that's tricky to climb, because for some reason you start getting more tards on your team than in 3k. And I don't mean people who are not very good at Dota, I mean mongoloids feeding and bitching how everyone else is bad.
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>>140805424
>team is willing to pick another support together with you
>team studies our picks carefully and tries to counter at the best of their abilities
>other team is ebin 4/5 carries
>get steamrolled anyway 70% of the time
DOTARDS?
>>
post your account debugs here

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player_behavior_report_old_data: true
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>>140805424
>Load into match
>Carry on top
>Carry on bot
>Mid is semi-carry
>"fuck you guys I'm picking carry too" semi-carry
>You are left with your mark on jungle
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>>140805493
4k is where all the account buyers are, because that's the highest that you can calibrate
>>
>>140805493
What should I do to climb the 2, fampai?
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>>140805526
My what
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>>140805621
spam slark and ta
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>>140804351
What if we had a shorter duration, cheaper BKB. In Dota Imba theres a White Queen Cape item or somethin thats only like 1450 gold with a 2.5 sec duration and ~16 sec cd. I found it really useful for dodging windows of burst when I played that map and even considered never getting BKB if I just got good enough at dodging shit. It upgrades into BKB though, which makes BKB better since Iceyhot keeps making it worse.
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>>140805742
I never played those
Are they easy to learn?
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>>140805621
It's 2k, tards are everywhere. Splitpush or snowball with 5v1 hero by feeding off their team faster than they feed off yours. Even people in 4k have problems with good splitpush. Also high-impact invisshits because loltruesightexpensive.
>>140805742
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>>140805907
Not that anon but what heroes do you say are best if I want to try to splitpush? I've been told Lycan is trash now and NP's winrate is bottom of the barrel in every bracket, those are the 2 I am most familiar with
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>>140804743
Yes, and we introduce monkey king from HoN
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>>140805857
yeah just learn to hit creeps effectively and how to mid lane
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>>140805907
I know man, I'm also kind of a tard, I just wanted to git gud but most of the times when I'm doing ok my team still fuck everything up for me.
Guess I will try Slark out
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>>140805332
trust me there is no good 3k player

you think they are good becuase you are 3k

if they were good they woudlnt be 3k
>>
This is simply ebin
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>Majors will be over
>Aui leaves EG
>Puppey kicks EE and PLD
>Kaipi pick them up
>Kaipi get Sponsored by C9
>C9 proceed to win every Major from that point on
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>Recently climbed up to 4k about a month ago
>Played over 100 games since
>tfw 4080 mmr
>My mmr has only been fluctuating from 4000-4099
it's so fucking stressful fampai I don't want to fall back into 3k but it's so hard breaking into a comfortable place in 4k

why is this so hell
i'm not a support cuck so I first pick my carry role every game and I've literally had for games in a row some fuck say in all chat "gg" in the drafting phase right after I pick before going jungle legion

i'm going to be here forever
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>>140805526
>all those commends for Meepo games
teaching: 73
leadership: 58
friendly: 59
forgiving: 39
>account_flags: 1
What does it even mean?
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>>140806138
reports maybe?
>>
Is there a ranged hero that benefits from normal jungling more than ancient jungling?
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>>140806103
i want to believe ;_;
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>>140806127
ranked has bans now so you can just ban LC
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>>140806191
Yes
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>>140806032
Beastmaster with shit like drums, necro and vlads. In 2k it doesn't really matter if lycan or NP are shit anyway, tards will still lose to them.
>>
>>140806103
Doesn't singsing stream anymore? I loved to watch him, he was funny as hell, best dota streamer in my opinion.
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>>140806103
>EG and Secret breaking roster lock
delusional
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>>140806268
I think he streamed a couple days ago but it's pretty inconsistent nowadays.
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>>140806225
>Want to play Lycan
>I suck absolute dick at jungling
How the fuck do I get good
>>
>>140806103
Liking old C9 was like being in an abusive relationship, but when I see how Sing is doing nowadays I miss that abuse.

They placed 5h at TI4 which is impressive regardless when you think about it.

I bet taht fucking lvl1 rosh was envy's idea
>>
>>140806268
hes at the "i will delude myself into thinking i am good enough to be a proplayer so i will train isntead of streaming" episode

it gets a rerun every year
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>>140806354
Shield, Axe, don't go on high level creeps before level 3-4, that's it.
>>
>>140806454
You mean four times a year thanks to majors.
>>
I just had the weirdest 10v10 match.
a natures prophet just bought nothing but divine rapiers all game and managed to but like 7 of the fuckers
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>>140806354
How can you suck at jungle with Lycan? Let the wolves tank until they are low then tank yourself.
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>>140806454
I hate this "it's an x episode" meme, none of you fucks even browse /co/.
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Can you guys answer me something?
Why do people willingly choose to have arrows shown on their minimap rather than hero icons?

There's quite literally zero benefit to be had from knowing which direction somebody is facing on the minimap, and that is the only thing the arrow stuff has over just hero icons.
Genuinely baffles me.
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>>140806035
this?
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>>140806523
Because I'm not inbred and I can remember which color is which hero
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>>140806523
It's probably the same people who talk to teammates like: "Hey purple, buy wards"
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>>140806514
>I let the wolves tank
>They die fast
>No mana for more wolves
>Easy camps didn't spawn yet
>30 seconds idle
Everytime

>>140806516
That meme is already known and used site-wide fá Žam
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>>140806523
I never changed it from the default.
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>>140806523
because a lot of the hero icons are difficult to distinguish in a glance
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>>140806516
Why would anyone browse /co/? It's containment board at this point.
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>>140806514
lycan's jungling got fucking gutted in 6.87 didn't you hear
maybe that shit worked in old patches but now creeps are going to kill ur wolves in 1 hit and you can't even scratch roshan
>>
>>140806523
I just use the old default one, the X
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>>140806523
I need to know if my dumbass teammates are coming for the team fight or not before I kill myself alone
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>>140806658
>you can't even scratch roshan
Really?
Fuck now I feel bad for flaming lycan in my match for not doing rosh early
>>
>>140806617
You summon the first pair of wolves in the base, if you have mana problem buy mana consumables/basilius asap. Unless you repicked you have gold for that.
>>
>>140806735
O-ok... I will try harder next time.
>>
>>140806596
No, but you'd certainly have to be some level of retarded to think there's benefit to be had in giving yourself more things to do for no reason.

>>140806635
If you're new to dota, maybe? They're honestly not hard to discern.

I get the feeling that a lot of people only use the arrows and attempt to justify using it to themselves because they see pro players use it, but then again pro players use Legacy keys and even they admit that it's retarded and QWER is objectively superior.
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What's her secret?
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>>140806816
A penis
>>
>>140806782
>it's an "edgy 4channer cant accept that people have preferences" episode
>>
>>140806735
>You summon the first pair of wolves in the base
>Lycan summons wolves
>They run to the camp
>he's slow as fuck
>ok let's start without Lycan on a small-medium camp
>wolves die before Lycan even gets there to tank
>>
>>140806782
>If you're new to dota, maybe?
it would just be a learning period switching over. I have considered it but so far I'm doing fine with arrows
>>
>>140806658
Wolves are not supposed to tank full-time, just few value hits. They are there for the damage. I can always get lifesteal mask before my regen runs out. The rosh part is true.
>>
>>140806816
kontol
>>
im a 2k shitter and just play for fun but would like to become 3-4k in the future. I play mirana for fun and my skills aren't too bad i usually top games and never lose my lane even if I have to play supp, just wondering what i could improve on. I usually go max arrow/starfall 1 leap and invis for a skill build. And rush an aquila + treads then maelstrom deso linkens and whatever else I need to win (Sheep stick or bfly/mkb) depending on the situation.

What should i do to improve besides kms
>>
requesting the "DID YOU SAY FREE???" meme
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>>140807192
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>>140807078
in 2k mmr you shouldn't focus on skillbuilds or item builds. if you don't build 6x one item you're good to go. you need to focus on getting beter last hits and making your time count, e.g ganking, stacking, farming all the time if you're carry and generally good hero control

anything else comes later
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>>140807078
bsesides killing yourself playing more than 1 hero would be a start
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Friendly reminder that Abyssal Blade is a support item.
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>>140807336
didnt know they changed anti mage's skillset to be a support
>>
>>140807078
>watch the minimap
>farm more instead of walking around aimlessly

there, you have just gained 1k mmr
>>
>>140807336
>6400 gold
>support item
>>
how bad is bloodthorn?
>>
>>140807336
>only usable by melee heroes
>support
>>
>>140807470
I really wish it was that easy
>>
>>140807274
i can play jugg, no shit i honestly think I'm too good for this mmr i thnk i should at least be like 2.5k. I don't mean to sound like that asshole autist in every game who blames his team, but when I get a decent team and someone to supp me decently with jugg it's like a 98% win rate. Most of the time I just play heroes like mirana cause she's fun, can carry or supp depending on your team, doesn't need to much assistance.

>>140807223
Yeah, If I play jugg and get a decent support in safe lane I will have phase boots by 3-4mins and bfury at 12-14mins manta by 20mins and skadi by 25-30mins which means gg by then. But sometimes I get a shit supp so I take a little longer to get my items. Only thing with that Is that I'm way too dependant on my team and I'd like to eliminate that factor so I can gtfo of this stupid bracket.
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Trants, spiderlings etc give gold and xp when you kill them. Illusions don't.

Can someone explain how is this balanced?
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>>140807569

All illusion heroes are shit
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???
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>>140807569
I can literally sniff and kill illusions.
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>>140807543
it literally is
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>>140805520
>teammate whines that he won't buy wards and support if another guy doesn't pick a second support
>get 2 supports in team
>constantly 4 wards on stock and map pitch black
>both supports trying to rush aghs
>lose
>>
>>140807669
not*
>>
>>140806523
It's exactly the same reason people play with legacy keys. They're used to it.

I personally press alt and I can view hero icons if I ever forget colours anyway.
>>
>>140807721
then you're just fucking awful at the game and refuse to improve
>>
>>140807508

6th item after you already eaten moonshard and have nothing else to spend gold on bad
>>
It is literally never my fault when my team loses.
>>
>>140807684
>Pick initiator/disabler
>Team picks all carries, nukers and pushers
>Have to spend all my money on support items
>No good initiation because lol u support don't last hit and just buy wards
>Lose
Everytime fampai
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>>140807785
i guess it doesnt really do anything other than slightly buff heroes who go orchid anyway
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>>140807838
shit no one even remotly good at this game ever tought
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>>140774584
>eg without universe
AHAHAHA
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>>140807838

BASED PSG
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So wheres the 6.87 version of this??
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>>140808079
too early to make it yet
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>>140808079
this meta is a fucking week old
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>>140808079
something tank meta (for now)
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>>140808079
Are you for real? Has it even been a week? All of those were created months after patch realease.
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>>140808204
are you that one guy who plays all pick then goes "we need tanker" at draft
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>>140808079
I will have what? Axe and Alch in the cover and some new/budded items like Blademail, Armlet, Octa and Moonshard?
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>>140808079

"back to the str carry meta" with slardar driving a modified dolorian with alchemist in the backseet
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>>140808079
Is that rtz on 4th pic?
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>>140808204
>>140808271
>we need a carrier
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>>140808271
no, i only play customs.

remember that game where team spirit ( i think) couldn't kill EG but couldn't die either? that's the meta
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>>140807192
anyone? i cant find it on google
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>>140808393
Pick the tanker yourself
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>>140805689
in console:

developer 1
dota_game_account_debug
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>>140806872
>>140806769

based retard. heres how you jungle lycan in 6.87

buy talon tangoes summon wolves
chokepoint jungle the medium camp for level 2
if your wolves are alive use them to tank your second camp, if not u tank and resummon
go back to chokepoint jungling
somewhere in the middle of this you get a basi for wolves and mana.

thats it. its pretty shit now though
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Would you lick her armpits?
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QUICK, POST MOVIE POSTERS!
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>>140808465
??? Free aghs?
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>liquidfags
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>>140808491
chokepoint as in almost dying?
I would actually die doing that... I'm really awful and panic fast when playing
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>>140806617
You pick Lycan. You tell your team that you will jungle. You tell your team that you will never fight with them. You tell your team that you will split push. You do this in a nice way because you are Lycan picker and you want to win. You buy stout, quelling, tangoes in that exact order. You go jungle. You get: level 7, 4-0-2-1 skill build. You have: vlads, quelling, stout, smoke. You smoke and take rosh before 10 minutes. You time that motherfucker. You buy brown boots.
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>>140808528
hey cutie
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>>140808584
Honeypot
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>>140808605
You cut a path in trees so only 1 creep damages you you fucking cretin
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>>140808528
No, I would suck her armpits.
>>
>>140806617
>>140808614
You go push a lane or take ancients if there is no safe lane to push. You repeat until game is won. You never fight with your team ever. You never fight without your team ever. Wolves need no armour. Why do wolves need no armour you may ask? Wolves need no armour because wolves never fight; wolves split push. This is why wolves need no armour. Your team dying 4 mid? You do not fight with them. You do not teleport to them. You do not flame them. You are Lycan and you want to win. You have teleportation scrolls but you use them to get to lanes as far away from danger as possible and push. You tell your team to fight under tower. You tell your team not to come to your lane. You do this in a nice way because even though wolves need no armour wolves want to win games. If you are getting ganked (you should be looking at the mini map and not be in a situation where you’re getting ganked) but if you are getting ganked you know what to do: you listen to Lycan and Lycan tells you what? That’s right you sonofabitch: Lycan tells you that "the wolf runs". You pop that ultimate, you back off and you TP out. You push another lane or you farm jungle/farm ancients/smoke roshan. If you don't know what to do then what do you do? That's right; you listen to Lycan again and Lycan tells you that "the wolf runs" and that "wolves need no armour". This does not mean "the wolf fights"; it means that the wolf go split push. You are on a lane preferably furthest away from danger. You are in the jungle or at the ancients farming. You are at roshan getting that aegis timing that shit. You get necro 1, 2, 3. You upgrade your brown boots into boots of travel. You do it in this exact order. You keep that split push going. You smoke rosh whenever he's up. You keep telling your team not to be with you or come to your lanes. You are Lycan. You are nice about it. You are split push.
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>>140808565
I mean the one where it explains the skills on the left and "DID YOU SAY FREE XXX" on the right
and on the bottom shows the difference between the actual build and the meme build
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>>140807563
play mid or impact offlane like void or weaver
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>>140808614
I thought you can't take Rosh that fast after the .87 patch?

>>140808642
I don't know how to do that. Any image for illustration?
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>>140808739
>>
>>140806617
>>140808614
>>140808721
You are objectives. You are win. You remember that "wolves love to battle" against structures because then wolves will need no armour and wolves can run in circles around the structures. You never fight. You end the game with 0-0-0 and the highest building damage ever conceived by man.

>>140808771
you still can
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>>140808614
>pick Lycan
>half of the enemy team guards Roshan
>the other half is tdefending the towers
>your forest is farmed by someone else
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>>140808861
Steal farm from your team and get a midas. This is gonna take some time and you need the farm in your favour
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>>140808804
There we go! MORE!
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>>140808908
>get a midas
no
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>>140808739
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>>140808924
>>
>>140806965
wolves deal 20% less damage to creeps and 40% less damage to roshan in 6.87
>>
>>140808804
Is there a Meepo edit? where nobody even picks him
>>
>>140809116
no 6.87 just buff roshan a little
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>>140808950
>midas is bad
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>>140806816
shes sitting on it
>>
>>140809289
>midas is bad
to lycan
>>
>>140806816
its nine inches and fully functional
>>
>>140809434
Is it cute and feminine though?
>>
>tune in to pooinloocast
>its actually good
huh
>>
>>140809398
25+ attack speed and 118 gpm. For 2k gold.
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>>140809434
Only 9 inches? Pathetic.
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>>140809478
DIE REEEEEEE
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>>140808804
>that illusion now deals 80% dmg
sweatingman.jpg
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>>140809289
I fucking hate Greevil's Greed.

Every single fucking time some retard picks Alch on my team they always max that shit first while taking no points in stun until both greevil and acid is maxed.
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>no scissors hero
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>>140809619
NANI?
>>
>>140783140
clinkz
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>>140809557
>>that illusion now deals 80% dmg
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>>140809507
>25+ attack speed and 118 gpm
you can already farm fast you are just delaying
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>>140783140
Trick question
You should always pick Silencer
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>>140809706
that duration thoe
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>>140809598
You get 300 more gpm if you max it first. All the pros are doing it. Greed used to be bad like pic related. Now it gives you tons of gold, it used to give you just 10.
>>
New thread?
>>
>>140809768
>You get 300 more gpm if you max it first
no, unless its a 100% freefarm lane, you always max acid spray first so you can use it to zone out the enemy AND use it to clean up camps.
doesnt matter that you get more gold per creep kill if you can't farm the sidecamps in the safelane/throw acid spray for ez camp kill in midlane/zone out the offlaner/midlaner so you can actually walk up and lasthit creeps like a normal laner.
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>>140809768
>Now it gives you tons of gold, it used to give you just 10.
And people still lose with him in pubs because they don't know how to last hit to begin with

Haven't won a game with an alchemist that maxed greeds first
>>
>Blightstone wave of terror venge

holy shit it's FREE MMR
>>
>no gay hero
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>>140810324
there's u tho
>>
>No new thread hero
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>>140793296
is think it's a he
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>>140810623
New thread
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>>140802202
schendelzare
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>>140786108
the struggle is sorta fun though to be honest. 2.5k here
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