/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

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I love sucking dick

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hi

post croctail girls

When will they implement a tummy slider?

>>140760543
ugly

Melodramatic high school edition

>>140760543
do you even play the game

>>140760580
agreed

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>>140760549
>croctail
Worst meme.

>>140760540
Suck my tail

boooooooooooooooored

Come fist bump on Mateus sometime~

xth for my crush will never notice me

why live

>>140760709
ugly

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>>140760709
>posting worst tail in response

ok friend

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>>140760618
why the fuck are u asking me that NOW
i just logged out like fuckin 2 mins ago
i was gonna level and get b4b but i got bored in queue and fucked off, will log on later when i can queue with a friend

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anyone wanna listen to a really strange mix of emo and sad but gully rap while maybe crying and cuddling

only if you're minimum height though

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>>140760893
ugly

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Catbois

>>140760869
I'd actually like the croctail if it wouldn't be thin like every other tail at the beginning.
It just ruins it.

>>140761014
I actually love Ashcat's look, the lizard is very poor in my opinion though

>>140760559
Never.

I miss rock lizard.

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anime poses
>>140760540
l'impersonation

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>>140760559
What's wrong with the current tummies?

>>140761026
what the fuck else is it supposed to do, unless you want it to take up half of your ass crack where it connects?

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>>140761207
who's this stray kitten

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>>140761075
whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
she's not even that fucking bad
do you REALLY hate this hairstyle so much?

>>140761207
Cute

>>140761214
#me

>>140761279
It's the face and hair

>>140761196
shut up, twoface-roni

>>140761196
wow moni

I never knew you were this risque

post more

>>140761196
Flat tummies are good most of the time but some cute pooch can go a long way.

>>140761279
fried calamari

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>>140761196
Stay out my house with this lewd

>>140761019

what does briah looks like irl

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xth for cute
that'll never happen

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdJH7Y56c7Y

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>>140761556
her pic was posted before

landwhale teenager

>>140761196
Have you made progress on vortexer?

>>140761806
Where can I find that

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>>140761019

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Does anyone have the PNG image of the floor of Turn 9? Like the blue hologram thing.

>>140762062
where have you been, cutest catboy

>>140762176
Around, playing other games like the new season of diablo 3 with some buds.

>>140760893
what about video games instead of crying

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>>140762053
I'm ugly fuck off

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>>140761019
pet me

moni's moanies

>>140762452
but what if you're not

>>140762053
Archive

>>140762452
>no autistic fat girlfriend to pump and dump

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>>140762327
is the cuddling still a thing

i'm really just in it for the intimacy, pal

i don't cry often

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>>140762062
Are you back to catboi again?
I haven't really been playing the game much lately so

>>140762472
Sure
Ign?

>>140762452
lying is rude, you know

>>140762609
yeah man we can cuddle, cuddling's great. we can even hold hands.

>>140762053
Her facebook was posted before. She hid the hospital pics, for good reason.

>>140762498
ftelor is a good poster fuuuuck off

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>>140762634
i'll be a catboy again soon, then i'll find you for pets

>>140762634
aren't you in a static

Eliminate le Brittany. Send to vacation.

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>>140762670
yeah that sounds a1 then

you have to send me a tell though, and this is usually where it falls apart with people who've made it this far

>>140762634
Yeah we catbois now
Playing something else too or just been busy?

>>140762715
Grown man or grown woman, a shitposter is a shitposter.

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>>140762959
eliminate le self

>>140762452
Can you post it and let us judge

>>140760869
Post comfy mage

>>140762634
Haven't been playing the game outside of the blunder static?

aether Q for woD plz

>>140762862
Neat, sounds good

>>140762882
Yeah, but I pretty much just raid log

>>140762932
Busy with rl and for some reason started playing BnS again

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>>140762508
Gib ne a moani

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>>140761019

>>140763056
but bns is shit...........

>>140762068
Might be cool, please.

>>140763226
better combat than this game

>>140763217
post catboytummy to lick

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>>140763039
am i to assume that means plush felt white mage robe or?

>>140763056
Never tried BnS but a friend offered me a BDO key, don't know if I want to play another mmo right now.

>>140763434
Never.

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>>140763226
It's okay
I dunno, I like the combat and my Lynbois are just too cute to just let rot away..

>>140763481
It's something else to do when you get bored of XIV

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>>140763728
No one cared who I was until I put on the mask.

>>140763728
REMOVE

>>140763728
>>140763883
Go to /bnsg/ with this faggot shit, no one needs your shilling.

>>140763979
>someone asks where they've been
>they reply saying they've been playing another game aka BnS
>shilling
end yourself really.

Remember, it's okay when a girl does it.

>>140764185
rreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Anyone on hyperion? holy shit.

>>140764476
No.

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>>140760404
meow

>>140764476
You chose the wrong World. Should'a come to Leviathan, Gilgamesh, Behemoth, or Excalibur.

>>140764773
Excal > Levi for primal. Behe is BR.
Gilga isn't even primal.

>>140760830
Who is your crush

>>140764684
hi sc@c@

>>140764684
Where you at poopyhead?

>>140764684
want to have hybrid babies with me?

do you people seriously dump money into changing servers and your apperance

>>140760830
What's your crush's initials?

>>140765258
who has the softest feeties?

>>140760830
Namedrop.

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>>140765213
in forgotten prings right now.

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>Queue up as tank
>Duty doesn't instantly pop

ENOUGH

>>140765398
I. I. has the hardest

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moni's clonies

>>140765667
Give me a moni special

>>140765667
moni's clonie's are twofaceronis just like moni twofaceroni

>>140764684
Tights are really cute in this game desu

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FEMROES!

Hug Creepyscale if you see them. Prioritize it!

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>came here expecting actual discussion of the game
i fucking hate you all, faggots

>>140765864
Nobody would care if you died.

>>140765896
You literally get made fun of for trying to play the game

If you're not in a gay e-relationship, no one will want to hear about it

>>140765896
Start one then.
>Today's accomplishment. Done? y/n
>What is it? How did you or will you get it done?

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>>140765232
what race are you?

>>140766110
>ERP with a lalaboi: Done
>Cute blue haired lalaboi. Was his mom and did lewds with him.

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>>140765864

do you think the tanks are balanced at the moment?

>>140765896
>try to discuss the game
>"nice blog fag"
>someone brings up two year old drama or a screenshot of Discord
>thread explodes for 8+ hours

>>140765864
so yeah i'm friends with him and can you please never mention him again

thanks

>>140766409
no

>>140766482
ok

>>140764773

Which one is the least worse, i dont want to play with the people in this thread

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>>140765864
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oczTo9MDse

>>140766549
just avoid gilgamesh and balmung

especially balmung

>>140766549
Excal or Leviathan
there might be people from here but they're small niche groups that you have to look for to find, also they probably are not the ones that rile up high school drama

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Discord has. No drama.

No Shana. No Paks. No Vjera. No femroes.

No drama. Join the. Discord. Hugbox. Banned for hurt. Feelings. Will not. Unban Putt.

Join us. Join it. Join us. Perfect.

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post depressed npcs

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>>140766549
>i dont want to play with the people in this thread
>while browsing the thread

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>>140765864
femroes?!

>>140766549
avoid every server mentioned in here. just go to faerie since it has the least amount of avatarfags.

>>140766741
well, thats 4chan, you get the best and the worst

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>>140761279
Sorry for the late reply Shyvana, it's not so much the hair I think..actually maybe it is? Try a few other hairstyles and post with them, I'm curious.

>>140766549
Excal is actually good.

>>140766763
Nobody would care if you died.

>>140766801
here's your (You) retard

>>140766291
And how did you get to this point? Plan to go for more tomorrow or the foreseeable future?

I couldn't go for lewd if I tried. Gilgamesh is too full of asswipes that wouldn't distract me from them being grown hairy ass men.

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>>140767009
how can people like this haircut

>>140767009
>>140761279
ugly

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>>140767063
FUCK YOU ITS MY FAVORITE IRL AND INGAME.

>>140767459
c@ futa slaves

i love sera she's my mistress

>>140767521
>futa
kill yourself you fucking faggot. stop inserting your shit fetish everywhere

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>>140767063
it's cute
i'm not that fond of this one though

i want to give sera all of my money

>>140767751
can you give me some

>>140767583
Mad inflation shitter detected

>>140767583
Relax, Vsera.

>>140767583
Never I will always be a gross disgusting fem ogre and kidnap c@s and force them down on my footlong donger.

i want to kiss sera's feet and pay her money for the privilege

>>140767583
futa is the MLP of fetishes.
You can never hope to stop it. It will continue to inject itself into everything you like

>>140767989
Foot Fetishists are the veritable scum of the earth.

Up there next to scat. You guys sicken me.

why are so many people here into futa
i dont have a problem with it but i find hard to believe it's just a coincidence

>>140767594
I think your normal hair is better than these two really, you can't use the other hairs without the face scales probably looking a bit silly can you? I'm not sure I feel like some of the straight long hairs would look nice that cover the forehead region.

sera

>>140768026
>futa is the MLP of fetishes.
What the fuck am I reading.

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>>140768194
only other one i got is this but it kinda sucks
i cba to piss about with character creation atm

>>140768148
I'm not a futafag so my opinion might be uneducated, but I have my guess. Rather than futafags coming to /xivg/, I think /xivg/ makes futafags.
I think that most of the players here roll a waifu character to start out and only later come into interaction with ERP and EBs. At that point, they're dealing with F/F stuff but they still want a proxy dick on the scene, so futa becomes a natural state to them.

>>140768148
>tfw straight and only want straight erp

>>140768567
it's cute

>>140768148
Prison gays browse the thread. Men love dick but don't want it attached to a man. Crazy, I know.

>>140768148
this is bait

>>140767594
>>140768567
ugly

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>>140768567
That is pretty cute, here's jsut something I randomly tried to toss together, I was mostly just examining what fits with the scales you have selected, mostly long hairs that cover the forehead seem okie.

But yes that's cute.

>>140768783
how is it bait

>>140768781
this is bait

So I'm brand new to DRG and Melee DPS in general. Sitting at level 42, what should my rotation look like? Right now I do HT > Phleb > ID > Dis > 1-2-3, is that correct? Sprinkling in CDs and Jumps of course.

>tfw just gave more than half my $2000 usd paycheck to sera

help

>>140769027
No you didn't and nobody gives a shit Shana

>>140768932
this is bait

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>>140769015
Apply Phleb after Disembowel as the DoT will gain the piercing damage bonus. I forget what skills you have at that level, but unless you have Chaos Thrust, you should always open with HT and keep it up for the most part unless you're finishing a 3rd combo (FT)

From there go ID -> Dis -> P -> TTT combo (probably twice before refreshing HT and thus repeating the entire combo). I forget if you have the 24 second HT buff at that level as well.

>>140769215
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZUoCpx8jag

>>140769240
Thanks doc.

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tfw just jerked my gherk to sera's stinky fish neet feet, ama

>tfw came without mistresses permission and had to give her $500 as payment

im sorry sera it won't happen again

>>140769240
Yeah I have the 24 second HT, thank Jesus for that because maintaining the 12 second version was a pain in the ass.

Also I assume Doom Spike isn't really worth it? Even with Invigorate that eats TP like a motherfucker.

>>140769383
no one fucking cares shana
get a hobby

>>140769383
>>140769447
Shana stop evading and gtfo.

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>>140768660
i don't like it

>>140768840
i also really dislike that hairstyle

>>140769491
>>>le one guy

>sera just told me to pay for her new car

guess im moving to an apartment...... anything 4 my mistress

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Bismark is the worst Primal fight by far, prove me right

>>140769704
No you're right, that shit is boring as fuck even on EX.

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Highlander.

>sera just demanded i remove a testicle and mail it in tribute

ahh anything for mistress!!! it hurts so good!

>>140769240
dots dont gain benefit from debuffs, they're unaspected damage across the board

you still want disemb up for using phleb though since it has a pretty alright initial potency

>>140769895
pepeupu

>>140769904
>they're unaspected damage across the board
this is wrong though

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Elliot...

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>no one to explore and take photos of the world with

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>>140769453
Incorrect, Doom Spike is very much worth it. I'm not sure you have Ring of Thorns yet, but you should Ring of Thorns after HT for AoE because it's extremely TP efficient for the damage, however if you can actually aim Doom Spike to hit as many targets as RoT normally would, you're looking at 160 potency per target in one GCD for 160 TP, to put that into perspective if using it on 4 targets, you are donig 640 potency for 160 TP. A full combo from TTT would do 1000 (this is at level 60) in one four GCDs and for 250 TP. However you don't even have that fourth combo link which you get in Heavensward, at the moment you can only do 710 in three GCDs for 190 TP.

You should keybind Doom Spike and learn to aim it properly for AoE, but manage your TP well, think of a dungeon run as a whole chain rather than single pulls and think of how to manage your TP that way, it's how you'll be one of the faster DRGs in dungeons. If there's a big pull, burn all your TP on Doom Spike only if you have invigorate ready etc.

Also ask NINs for goads and ASTs for spires if you're AoE'ing

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>>140769895
qt
post more

there it is

theres the aaron

>>140770241
there it is

inb4 image spammer

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>>140770241
Dancy meeting you here, cutie.

Is there a free weekend coming soon? Would like to check this game out to see if it's worth coming back to

>>140770241
piss guys ;)

>>140770241
TOFUUUUUUUU ;_;

>>140770448
Don't think there is, no.

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>>140770149
Sorry for my typos, I was in a rush typing that, almost raid time
>>140769904
I'm pretty sure they do, it's news to be but either way it's a good habit to form doing P after your ID combo, because that's how the 60 DRG rotation is.

Time for Paks to act holier than thou like he's better than anyone

Who wants to bet it will contain a picture of his au ra or not

>>140768559
the truth, honestly.

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Can a vagina fart too, bae?

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>>140770241

>>140770596
yeah, you're not wrong about that. i'm 100% sure that dots dont benefit from debuffs though; only buffs

Guys.. it's time for some Shitpuism
Futa commissions
Piss drinking
Thordan solo-heal fiasco
Thordan tank "OT Provoke" fiasco
Seph EX Tanking fiasco
Look at my hunting hawk
Look at my zu
Server 6th A4S fiasco
Repelling shot into T13 wall fiasco
Repelling shot into embolus fiasco
BFB with weakness during carnage zero fiasco
Team Aether 5-12 sales fiasco
Look at my Aiming chest fiasco
Look at my Gordian bow fiasco
10th percentile fflogs fiasco
Kicked from Gordias static fiasco
Carried through Seph EX fiasco
One-chest A7S fiasco
Carried through A5S fiasco
Tomestone fiasco
...PHEW!

npc interactions can be interesting in some of the cities

>>140771031
i am interesting in some citites

>Ultrash defence force hour

I'm out.

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>>140771031
ahh forgot pic

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I am now a homeowner. I have not quite decided what to do with the place yet, but I think this is a good start.

>>140771198
>heavy breathing.png

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>>140771198
Do this.

>>140770675
>t. a retard

>>140768559
>futafags constantly try and make everything about their fetish (seriously browse /d/ sometime over half of it is either futa or begging people to let them derail their threads into futa)
>will vehemently insist it isn't "gay" and will defend it constantly when challenged instead of just leaving well enough alone
>always making sure to go out of their way to mention how much they love futa cock

Sounds pretty much exactly like MLP to me m8

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>>140770130
I did nothing!

>>140771604
this is bait

>>140771710
>elliot fantas into a lala
>can never lewd him now
why life

>>140771710
why...

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>>140771710
But you're so smol

my.mixtape.moe/cmajel.mp4

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whats with the neck rigging on hyur males

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It's about god damn time I got this shit outta the way.

>>140771710
ELLIOT WHAT THE HELL

YOU WERE THE CUTEST MIDLANDER

why would you do this!

>tfw no more lewding the E

>>140769895
>>140770241

Ah yes the Saint ERP circlejerk

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>>140771710

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>>140771796
>>140771826
I'm going back to midlander in about a week or two, wanted to see how I would look as a tiny lala.
>>140771857
Put me in your pocket, my feet hurt.

>>140772221
dont post him!!!!!

>>140772246
>I'm going back to midlander in about a week or two
Aw. I was going to ask for your character data.

>>140772246
>I'm going back to midlander in about a week or two

waste of 10 bux you ada-tier degenerate

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don't go to discord!

>>140771186
tag me in senpai tag me in
>turn to friend in time of need
>they subtlety try to hit on you
the low life is it wrong that i liked it?

>>140772326
>join BASE
>ask if anyone wants to do alex normal
>silence
>">playing the game" after ten minutes of nothing
>later anime sucks logs in
>fc chat explodes
>"mommy mommy we missed yoouu~~"
>"Momma needs some big strong boys to help her get her alex loot, who wants to come?"
>ask if i can join
>"Sure but only if you pass. We're only here for our mommy"
>you leave the free company

>>140772538
>>"mommy mommy we missed yoouu~~"
>>"Momma needs some big strong boys to help her get her alex loot, who wants to come?"
how soon can i apply?

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>>140772538
STOP.

Am I allowed to post questions here?

If so, is there a way to make my Fishing counterfoils a guaranteed 834? I couldn't get an answer here or from google but what's the perception cap? I melded a bunch of perception materia I had lying around to try and up my collect rating, but I was still only luring in 833/832 thunderbolt eels. I got one 834+ but I need a lot more.

For reference my gear is full HQ 60 white set w/ some perc melds.

499 gathering
439 perc
601 gp

I tried doing both patience 1 w/ mooch and patience 2/powerful hookset. Both gave me 830+ eels but neither were high enough.

>>140772706
>join BASE
>ask if anyone wants to run a roulette
>silence
>tuls calls me a "game playing faggot"
>little later tank mom logs in
>fc chat explodes with people shouting "mommy!"
>"Come on, boys, mommy needs help with an expert"
>three people volunteer instantly
>tuls and naaki start asking "mommy" to "feed them" after their roulette
>You leave the free company.

>>140772810
you just have bad luk, also your gathering is like way low

>>140772810
we don't actual play the game my guy. try >>>/v/

>>140772480
literally who are these people

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where are the sluts eb's minimum height waifus or husbandos ORRRRR video games on balmung

thanks

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>>140772979
S T O P
N O W

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>>140769895
Highlander!?

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>no one will ever call you mommy

>>140773085
>join BASE
>naaki and tuls erping in fc chat
>suddenly anime sucks logs in
>he sees what theyre doing
>naaki and tuls both start spamming "I'M SORRY DADDY"
>"You don't get to do that kind of thing without your old man tank daddy"
>all three of them start erping
>You leave the free company

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>>140772810
You're gathering is pretty low. I'm at 573 354 and they're pretty easy to fish up, but they weren't too difficult with just 150 crafted.

Always go for the mooch, and don't be afraid to pop a couple of cordials in the window.

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>>140773172
You just need to be bold enough to have the nickname Mom.

>>140772979
>idling at the bench
>spuki and tank mom sitting together
>suddenly
>Spuki Bugi: thanx for the yummy cummies, mommy :3
>in say chat
>'Anime Sucks gently pats Spuki Bugi'
>leave the bench

>>140773247
>You're
dropped

>join BASE
Started regretting it after 2 minutes.

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>>140773180
>>140773172
>>140773354
>>140773363
ENOUGH

>>140772424
It was the fanta that I got for having an account for 30 days or something!

is lewd mad because BASE is out degenerating them?

>>140773508
>>140773707
>check Base's lodestone
>only Naaki there

what are you on about

>>140773707
i don't even know who they are

LF a dedicated static group of shitposters to shitpost with in a coordinated fashion. I have nearly two years of experience in shitposting and have amassed a considerable amount of (You)s during my shitposting career. PST

>>140773247
>>140772984
I guess it is, I had the +10 gathering fc buff up so it's at 509 (my fcmate is a dumbass that can't read.) I was just using my BTN hand me downs. I figured if they worked for doing its counterfoils and scrips it'd work for this, but I guess not! I'll pick up some gathering melds and do them next time I go back to town. So for the counterfoil it was just straight up bad luck?

I tried w/ bladed steel jigs and the fuckers kept eating them so I went with the brute leeches and seemed to have a bit of better luck. Is patience 1 or 2 better?

I'm sorry for all the questions, I got FSH to 45 just from GC turnins when I'd remember them so I still feel a bit new.

>>140773729
>no voidsent allowed

>>140774207
10/10

would arm wrestle and drink with

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Is this game dead or worth getting back into?

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c@

>>140773707
hownuru

>>140774643
Yes

>>140774643
Worth

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>>140774207
>my chocolate clone
Breddy cute.

>>140774670
kiki, everything you make looks autistic

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>>140774691
>>140774716
So it's dead? What a shame I had fun for the small time I played. Is Balmung any fun or are people just terrible at the game?

>>140774838
just move along

>>140773954
Stonefly Nymphs, with regular Patience. You can buy the bait at Tailfeather.

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>>140774772
oki

post straight boys

>>140775478
straight boys

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is this the best quest in the game?

>>140775554
go away

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>>140775478
okei

>>140775554
please dont jerk off on that slyph, its just a baby

dont think how innocent and pure it is

dont think how it will even know whats happening to it or might even suck it if you told it thats what it was supposed to do...

please just dont

>>140775554
leave

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>mfw 1 single stupid jap has destroyed an mmo all by himself

Reminder Yoshi P is 1 year closer to death, maybe once he dies you faggots will have an actual game to play LOL

>>140775554
get out of here

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>>140775478
Hello, I am straight. Honest!

If you're in a three man fc would it make more sense to purchase a personal house or an fc house?

Post cat

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>>140776020
i know they all look the same, but at least try to get the name right.

>>140775737
I'm going to save this and draw him with my midlander girl. ty

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>>140775478
Here you go.

>>140776216
why do you gays always respond when that is posted?

>>140776020
>maybe once he dies you faggots will have an actual game to play LOL
Hey, that'd be pretty good. I'm keen for some real changes. Would be nice to have a degree of customization or maybe the removal of PS3 support, which should've been dropped long ago.
Or better yet, never even implemented.

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hi does anyone still need their a7 drop

>>140776363
I don't know, the 1.0 team needed more time to develop the game but it was released even after the bad reviews for the beta testing and that they wanted it to be released right away to compete with WoW's Cataclysm (which was also a dump, funny enough).
I think SE overall isn't really smart about their products but at least the previous and awful CEO is gone now.

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>>140776362
cat

>>140776730
can i put this cat through the shredder?

>>140776547
please don't do that

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>>140776362
meow I'm a cat

>>140776648
I'm not gay, though.

>>140776730
CUTE

>>140776690
oh they're absolutely total idiots about their products, or FFXIV would have a development team twice as large more or less at all times and, ideally, result in about 50% more content every patch.

i have no idea why they're starving their cash cow, but japanese companies tend to be more retarded than anyone else when it comes to making long term investments in their properties

>>140776642
Elliot
Do you ERP?

>>140776803
Don't worry I won't post it here ever. I promise.

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>>140776362

>>140776930
No.

>>140776690
Their new CEO is still awful though.

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Come to gilgamesh and relax~

:p

>>140776809
holy shit can you be any less funny

you're making the only good femroe in the thread look like shit by association

>>140777027
But why

>>140775478

>>140775690
>>140775745
>>140775952
>>140776038

kys samefag zr shitter

>>140777042
there it is

>>140775737
can you post another with his eyes open please.

>>140776363
tanaka is cool

>>140777242
this answer is fatiguing

>>140775478
No straight men post here.

>>140777056
>can you be any less funny
probably

>>140776730
>no spic maid c@ to clean my estate

>>140777027
:^)

>>140777164
>ywn be so assblasted upsetti spaghetti over getting kicked from ZR that you automatically assume everyone who dislikes you is from that FC

feels pretty good desu

>>140777042
You should come to balmung instead

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>>140775478

Post some catsluts I need to wax my carrot

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>>140777461

>>140777068
I don't really get it. Like sitting with someone and holding hands I understand, that stuff is cute and all. The textfucking bit on the doesn't really appeal to me that much. Maybe for the creativity aspect of it yeah, nothing wrong with working on your writing. If it's about getting your rocks off though you can you know go outside and meet someone or something.I suppose that not having experience with erp has something to do with it too.

>>140777375
>upsetti spaghetti
I have been saying this so much lately who are you

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>>140777056
I ain't even mad, though.

>>140777461
futas always feel the need to butt in

>>140777573

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>>140775478

>>140777562
Does your lala like max height f elezen?

is sugi getting cucked?