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VACation edition
>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: pastebin.com/RRENUArS (embed)
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz (embed)
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf | steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y
>Trading
Sites: trade.tf | bazaar.tf | backpack.tf | tf2outpost.com
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: trade.tf | backpack.tf
Scrapbanking: scrapbank.me | scrapwh.com | scrap.tf
Betting: saloon.tf
>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ (embed) | pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB (embed)
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/
>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W (embed)
List of people looking to queue up together for matchmaking:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15-e-Sut2sj954Cjm8aGzXMaN4dSSop7xgiyp9DCdOK8/htmlview
second for pals
Should i unfriend kay or keep her added just to experience rhe Rollercoaster?
http://bazaar.tf/profiles/76561198140284941
how is this op at all related to team fortress 2
>>140597113
Keep her. It'll be hilarious.
>>140597140
they are on their way to a LAN
>>140597113
post this on her profile a couple times
>>140597189
I'll be sure to post the good shit when it happens
>>140597229
Context?
Post heavys
http://www.tf2outpost.com/user/51631
vlad on suicide watch
Kyouko isn't a retarded pyro main
can someone post the watamote tf2 op
i wanted to use that but couldn't find it
>>140597350
>>140597379
here it is
putting tf2g on top of anime does not make it tf2 related
what manga does tf2g read
putting anime on top of tf2 does not make it anime related
is reading manga really a cute hobby
TWENTY FUCKING THOUSAND GONE
>it was intentional
holy shit this is gold
>>140597510
that is because it is not anime
it is cebruz
i dont like cebruz
all the cute girls read manga
>>140597662
forgot link
bp.tf /76561198044167286
>>140597509
these ones
>>140597350
here it is
>>140597867
it is good but you need more
>>140597985
it's so expensive though, that pile is like $400
>>140598048
i just download mine
>>140598094
i would but it doesn't feel the same
feel the same as me
do i feel the same
>>140597837
>That profile BIO
lmaoing @ ur life
you are much tighter
>>140597664
idk why I should care unless he posts himself in a skirt
what does that mean
%100 zilk is the biggest who I've seen so far to win an unusual
what did she mean by this
um
are you ready? I'm going in..
>10k LMAObox bans
>TF2 peaks at ~70k players
God damn, that is just sad.
girl gun :3
where are you going
>>140597837
ahahahahahahaha
my friend offered him an obnoxious amount of good unusuals for his team captain and he refused
then offered and obnoxious amount of paypal money that he also refused
what an ass hat
ten thousand
ten THOUSAND
>>140597350
>>140597509
Currently reading: Jojolion, Kuro, and Flying Witch
>>140598469
Thanks I try
i kinda want a collectors black box
>>140597837
>undertale
this is what happens when you support meme games
you lose money
>>140598647
no, the absolute number of hackers doesn't stand in a comparable relation to the peak players
>>140598801
i liked kuro but I think it was better early on when it was more mysterious
as they explained things it just stopped being creepy
>>140598927
Yeah, I'm only still reading it because I think the MC is cute.
>I don't care, I mean I just lost enough to afford a cheap car, but, I did it on purpose! U MAD???
c-can't you feel it?
>>140598964
Was that the one with the cat?
>>140597229
Requesting conext of why to post this imagr on kays profile
>>140599068
its a steam emote
>>140599056
Yes.
>tfw even Kanye West watches anime
>>140599124
Alright, thanks
>>140597837
literally could have sold the team captain for like 4000 keys and sold the keys to make his miserable life less miserable
thats if what he claims is true
which i highly doubt
am i alright
Fun servers are fun.
>>140599518
>tfw someone tries to take a fun server seriously
Dotsy is cute, CUTE!
>>140597837
>vac banned for no apparent reason
yeah ok
>>140599098
Does it anger her? If so why?
>>140599595I'm a mod on this server. Whenever someone complains about tryhards I just join in on killing them.
im suck
rate me
>>140600025
is this elona?
>>140599595
>he plays sniper on a fun server
>use rtd to noclip up to a tall tower
>farms strange kills on people who don't even fight back
>>140597509
None because I'm not a dweeb faggot.
>>140597509
JoJo, Gunnm, Berserk
>>140600063
elona+, from around last year
i used to play it lots
>>140597867
Your mouse is on the wrong side of the keyboard.
>>140600501
He might be left handed.
PROXIMO BTFO
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198256907823
How is tf2 these days? I haven't played this since 2014
>TF2 actually got its own VACation drama in fucking 2016
what a world we liv ein
i blow
>>140600025
Dotsy, this is NOT tf2.
I would rate, but I don't know what this is. The anime is cute and you seem very strong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZI5XhuFY8k&feature=youtu.be
This animation is way too short :/
>>140601053
make sure to post this on reddit for the epic points!
Who is this fag
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198059182316
>>140601152
I don't post on reddit, those points will have to go to waste.
>>140600737
Trading: Dead
MVM: Dead
Matchmaking: Beta
Community Servers: Dead
12 Year Olds: Going strong.
>>140601264
Community servers are still good, you just gotta know where to look.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/JCapps/
>$20k backpack
>get vac'd
>"i-i got vac banned on purpose"
>>140601501
pic unrelated
>stomp lobbies with every class
>one day can't topfrag anymore
>average kd is like 1,1
>Still, colossal damage output even on scout
Fuck I don't know anymore I just got too shitty to be good in lobbies
How do I get good @ killing again?
>>140601632
I'm starting to suspect the problem lies with you, and not with the servers.
The people behind slag gaming made a new server. Here's the us one
142.54.184.194:27015
>>140601567
That guy is going to literally kill himself.
>>140601758
>dumping SFM models on a custom map
>no objectives
>no KILLing
>just a bunch of dumbasses posing
>>>/plebbit/
http://is.muni.cz/th/396115/fi_b/bk.pdf
>this is an actual bachelor thesislmao
So which plat snipers got banned with the recent lmaobox purges?
>>140602312
virus
>"Hey anon! Play something in your guitar!"
>Start playing and singing Starman
>"You aren't that bad Anon!"
/blog
>>140602385
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=is+muni+cz
>>140601567
>vac damage control
>>140602518
virus also
>>140600737
Tons of weapons balances, very few broken things are still in.
Lots of performance issues aka for a stable 60fps you need good hardware.
Obviously yesterday 95% of the hackers got banned
>>140602232
because he's lying, dummy
>lmaobox hacker in a server today, changing name and everything
>64 days since last ban on profile
so does VAC not auto-ban it now?
how does VAC actually work?
>>140602207
Killing is allowed on this server. Plenty of competitive maps to play on, too.
>>140602735
LMAOBOX isn't the only hack out there for TF2.
am i the only me out there
>>140603356
no i am me
for those who think Max box should still be VAC banned since he himself at one point cheated, with cement proof
https://www.change.org/p/valve-apply-a-vac-ban-to-maxbox-s-account enjoy that
>>140603467
not your army
>>140603467
>being this fucking butthurt
Holy shit kill yourself
>>140603467
he stopped using it a long time ago
it only affected people who used it recently
>>140603467
No one feels sorry for hackers. What Max did was just and fair. He has reformed his ways and more than made up for previous crimes
>>140603624
>>140603721
>>140603821
>>140603848
"0 tolerance policy on cheaters."
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Owlspeak/
http://steamcommunity.com/id/rendoski/
http://steamcommunity.com/id/PintoDog/
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Rotatablejack/
http://steamcommunity.com/id/sopsisops/
http://steamcommunity.com/id/thesaucey/
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Yellowquiet/
simply unbelievable wow...
https://steamcommunity.com/id/epicgirl1998
>>140602312
Can cheating be illegal by law?
How does an university accept this as an thesis?
>>140603467
Stop thinking this attention whore has anything to do with this. Just ignore this kid.
I hope max box doesnt get banned because I want the platinum fags who hid their cheats to be even more mad. Is March 25 as far back as they can go because I have an irl friend who used lmaobox on an alt but his last login was like 100 days ago so he avoided the vac ban
>>140603918
WHAT THE FUCK PINTO IS ACTUALLY BANNED
>>140603918
dont forget the
>>140594774
>>140603918
>Owlspeak/
i love
>>140604134
>>140604217
I knew these people hit some unbelievable shots it makes sense now.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/solsolsol
FUCKING KNEW IT
>>140603467
is it just me or are most of those comments by one guy
also max didnt help or have anything to do with lmaobox,he only made videos about it
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198024287806/
oh
>>140604428
yeah dollar and cpman are actually trash baka
>>140604532
"VAC permanently bans any player using cheats or hacks on a VAC secured server. Guess max is special because he does YouTube videos. So if I make cheating videos the delete them I wont get banned???????"
tfw in love with a 26dollar
So is this thread for Splatoon: PCuck edition?
>>140604775
People who haven't used it for a long enough time haven't got banned,i don't think valve made an exception especially to him,and i don't think they'd go out their way to especially band people who haven't hacked in a while but there is proof of them hacking.
Too much salt ruins the meal you know.
I came here to see the lmaocaust: VAC edition.
Is there a list of all the dunces who got caught, with comps labeled if possible?
>>140605128
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dfcMHrF3dGByk-UV8CEDhhhDVBhb3Uo2QC7kWU6ciEs/htmlview?sle=true#gid=0
>>140605440
movement > shit > teams = objetives
>>140605440
dirty bomb more like shit
what's with all this talk of bans? what happened? valve screwed up again? i didn't bother to read thread
>Being too lazy to read
Fuck off.
>>140605680
lmaobox premium is now detected by vac
next time read you lazy bitch
detect me
>>140605680
valve got up from their obese asses and did a massive ban wave for lmaobox users.
Now we can laugh at people who actually lost their nice unusual because they used lmaobox
>>140605440
> Playing pay-to-win garbage
>>140596882
wow shit OP
fuck off back to /trash/ you circle jerk fucking retards
Hows the demand for Unusual Surgeon's Stalhelms and whats the most wanted effect for them?
>>140605892
>Team Fortress 2
>>140596882
this isnt tf2
>>140605680
someone h*cked the author of a popular tf2 cheat and sent the cheat to valve so they could fix their anti-cheat
i think
>>140606007
Paging NotBoogie to /tf2g/
>>140605840
how do you lost the items though? lmaobox is just for gameplay right?
>>140605767
heh
>>140606025
Dirty Bomb
> Pay for characters
TF2
> Pay for hats
>>140606420
VAC bans also prevent you from trading
And since VAC bans are permanent, these items will now die with the account
Post your dudes and let the fashion police rate
>>140606420
I mean even most trade servers are vac secured so you basically can only play in dilapidated third world servers
>>140606523
huh
>>140606568
boring
good
shit
good but overdone
good but kinda boring
decent, hats a bit unfitting
again, good, but boring
bad
awful
>>140606568
kys trader
>>140605128
We got most of our guffaws out yesterday
>>140606717
kys poor
>>140604532
Apparently Max gave Valve a debug version of LMAObox, so they spared him.
>>140606568
7/9
>>140606420
When you get VAC'd in any Source Game (CSGO, TF2, etc), you lose any items that you did not purchase through the Mann Co. Store in your TF2 inventory. Because of this, it encouraged those who were hacking to use a new account so nothing of value was lost. However, since lmaobox was undetected for the longest time, people got cocky and decided to put it on their main accounts.
In addition, you cannot trade items from that game to other people.
Sometimes there's a delay in how VAC bans people, which means that it could take a couple minutes to a couple days, that's why if you see a person hacking on a server and he doesn't get kicked instantly. There's probably gonna be more waves of bans over the course of the week/month.
i want to hug kiriikp
i want die
>>140596882
Haven't checked tf2g in months, whats this lamobox shit about?
>>140606792
>kys poor
>all unusuals are low ends hats with ok effects
laffin
>>140607192
thaaank you for summarizing it, i was too lazy to read this and the other thread
>>140607414
Valve got the source code for lmaobox. If lmaobox is detected in your client, you get vac'd.
Over 9000 vac bans have gone out in one day. And no I'm not just memeing.
>>140607543
I healed some sniper with the vacc.
How fucked I am now
>>140607414
>>140607543
>>140607638
https://steamdb.info/stats/bans/
10,018 exactly
yaaaaaaaooooo what is up ladies and gentlemen
what do you think about the 12 plays of the year featuring some crappy korean HL lobby for 1st place?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8bET_v5-9Q
>>140607414
>>140607654
In addition to this, a bunch of compfaggot snipers (including the s18 plat champion) got sent on a vacation and made competitive TF2 even more of a meme.
>>140607742
>semen
>demon
>lawlee
>sqwaahd
kek
>>140607797
ahh.. I'm fucking scared now that I healed a hacking sniper for the whole game.
I have unusuals in my bp man..
>>140607872
i cant believe this meme is real
tfw no ring
>>140606428
>paying in general
>>140607872
lmao faggots
>>140607543
>>140607654
how did they get the lmaobox source code?
im very happy they finally detect lmaobox flawlessly and hope this scares cheaters away to CSGO or other games
>>140607797
turns out NA UGC HL Plat, Gold, and Silver champion snipers were all cheating
fucking hilarious
>>140608025
Vac is an automatic thing meng, it bans in waves. If you didn't get b&, you're good. Fuck, the teammates of those guys didn't get anything.
>>140606130
sugoi desu ne~
anon you tha real mvp
*cuddles*
*is cuddled*
>>140606130
wait so valve didn't actually do shit?
sounds like themdesu
>>140608025
Its fine you tard, it only bans the people who use the program to cheat, not everyone who associates with them
>>140608245
But I've been in 4 games with lamoboxs and they have been not banned.
I'm probably getting super paranoid at 2am.
But seeing it assisted kill does that count as hacked kills? I'm not using a lamo client so I'm probaly good unless you look at your kill logs
Do the comp shitters get their badges revoked or is it also gone from VAC item purge?
>>140606792
>have a job
>can buy any hat i want
???
>>140605680
>valve screwed up again?
quite the opposite
screw me
>>140609000
if valve screws me with a vac ban form healing sniper you may screw me up my ass like valve might do to mee
>>140609101
>>140608494
read you moron
>>140608142
Somebody with access to the dev build on github just sent it off to Valve devs willy-nilly.Then they cashed out before the bans rolled out.
>>140609280
paranoid is too strong with me
>>140608720
Probably gone from the item purge.
Idiots will be banned. There are no specifically banned phrases, words, emotes, etc, but there are many ways to reveal that you are an idiot. Being dumb or ignorant doesn’t make you an idiot. Being an idiot is an attitude and outlook on life. If you create a negative and hostile environment in chat, you will be banned. If you write hateful, bigoted statements, you will be banned. Disagreeing with someone, or criticizing someone doesn’t make you an idiot, but doing so without remaining civil and open to discussion makes you an idiot. Spamming won’t necessarily get you banned, but if you write enormous obnoxious messages, you will be banned. Be tasteful. Be positive. Be genuinely curious. Be constructive. Don’t be an idiot. Once a line has been drawn and you try to test whether or not you can cross it, you are an idiot. You won’t be seen as a martyr, you will be seen as an idiot. I don’t want to ban you, but if you act like an idiot, you leave me no choice. The stream is better off without idiots. This is your only warning.
how do i stop being sleepy
>>140609373
did you have hacks on your computer?
did you use hacks?
if no, you're fine
i want to sl**p with my tf2gfu
i want my tf2gfu to slap me
post yfw you weren't VACucked
>>140609991
VAC
>>140609991
>>140609991
>>140609991
Hey guys, I'm trying to join one of those "get all achievements/items" servers but everytime I try to connect it just doesn't work, it says that I've tried to reconnect 4 times.
Is it a problem on my part?
>>140609991
>>140610340
just use sam picker
>He doesn't use the Classic
>>140610441
and get vac banned?
my tf2g pals say i'm a classic
>>140609991
>>140609991
>>140610480
Valve never ban anyone for using itexcept if you are dumb
>>140609991
>>140609991
I don't even play this shit
>>140610721
you get vac'd if you use it in game
>>140611115
i didnt
>>140596882
>tf2 you find out the sparkles here is that autistic aus hacker
>all these years you just though he was some kid who though he had mad 360 mlg skillz by dominating valve servers.
Is dotsy and human his buttbuddy hackers?
>>140611115
did you miss the spoiler?
who is that dumb to use it in game
>>140611260
yes
i mdumb
post these?
am i mdumb?
DO NOT POST THOSE
I'm gonna be vac banned in the second wave see you guys it was nice knowing you I cheated on an alt RIP me
>PCucks are still playing TF2 instead of playing a better and balanced game like Splatoon
Literally kill yourselves.
>>140607654
Holy tits.
~2.4 thousand VAC bans every day.
EVERY
DAY
That's ~0.9 million VACations per year.
Thank Jahwe that csgo now has prime and after prime you'll have to send fingerprints to valve to prevent cheating on multiple accs. :^)
*posts it anyway*
literally get better bait
>>140611567
>le lolibait meme game
>implying wii u has anything over PC
cool bait, made me reply
>>140611567
fuck off /v/ with your spongebob shit
>>140611438
sre ^^
i wanna move out and live with my pals
i dont really like my family
>>140611830
>le im a girl
>scott pilgrim
>vaporwavebaka right now desu
I saw some people say that if you cheated on an alt that used the same phone number as your main then both accounts got banned is that true
>>140612035
scott pilgrim isnt too bad
>>140611830
dont worry i appreciate you
>>140611830
>>140612035
i thought scott pilgrm was funny with really well done fighting scenes. and well, i like vaporwave, it's pretty chill
>>140612118
only for CS:GO (according to cs:go patch notes, anyway)
>>140611624
Lowercase everything because you just dont give a FUCK
>>140611567
>>140611438
my keyboard only has the lowercase letters on it
>>140612374
I capitalised the manga names correctly
>>140612585pc is technically a console
>>140609991
>>140611438
>>140612727
Reddit is that way -> reddit.com
>>140606798
Look, this is bullshit. He deleted his posts on reddit because he made a complete fool of himself saying he sent Valve the loader files, which showed that he doesnt know how the whole thing works in the first place since it's not enough to just put in your username and password for the loader to download the actual code for injection, your HWID has to match too, hence why sending Valve a loader file means jackshit and Max is full of shit.
>>140612585
Sure brah. PC is the master race, Gaben is my god.
Who needs Splatoon when i can play a outdated and unbalanced game like Team Fortress 2?
who needs me
>>140612727
why
>>140612935
play whatever you want dude
your pals
i need you
oh
>>140612935
Why is his eye purple?
please stop feeding the fishermen
>>140612585
the only people who say either is better only own one
:^x
>>140613303
It's a Gamer Eye® for better precision and reaction in hardcore games like TF2 and CS:GO.
Only the PC master race can use those.
big handsome men?
i like tf2
>>140611438
>>140615569
nigger blaster
>>140615569
rainbow dash pew pew gun
>>140615569
nigger and noob killer
>>140615569
meow
tonight is walpurgis night
just like in that anime with the magical girls in it
>>140615967
>>140615569
>>140616091
Walpurgisnacht is actually an ancient pagan tradition. People have been celebrating May Day since forever.
>>140616360
i want to suck on a big fat co-pilot
>>140616360
nekonekoneko
>>140616360
tfw not VACucked
>>140616489
Thanks. That was nice and fast.
>>140597837
is this the biggest backpack that got banned?
u_u
>>140616939
lol burning cap lost
So what happened to the VAC'd items? Do they just get deleted or what?
So is UGC the biggest meme now?
>>140618007
Locked for life
>>140597837
>PKS Burning TC
JUST
>>140618045
it has been for the longest time
also some of those players played on esea client before
A vac banned user can use the gifttapult?
>>140618007
The account gets trade locked then they delete everything that's not store bought
>>140609991
>>140618045
I reported that nigger bonko and they didn't even look into it
so are we going to witness a shift in sniper play in ugc now that this has happened
i.e if im a sniper in silver can i play in plat next season
>>140618045
This guy is so full of shit, they simply don't act on loads of reports.
>>140619036
Not that many players got owned by vac
They'll be a slight vacuum but not really
Maybe you'll play high silver instead of low silver
>>140619036
No.
>>140619207
They do tho they acted on bonko and a few other gamers
Plus not everybody is cheating
Ur just trash
>>140619432
>mfw bonko isn't banned
>>140619432
Do you seriously believe Vlad wasn't reported at least once.
>>140607872
That's cute!
>>140619517
Did y'all niggas report any sketch gameplay after his week ban for providing no pov
>>140619432
They didn't act on bonko though, they told me that the evidence I gave him wasn't good enough. I needed a POV demo they said. They asked him for one and he said no and they banned him for 2 weeks and he went on to win steel with his team after that ban was up. Some admin said he's gotten 10+ reports the last season and nothing has happened even after his team won. I know it's just steel but its pretty shitty of them.
>>140619612
I think people probably have but people get real good at hiding that shit
>>140619719
Did you ask for a POV demo once he played a game after his unban
Only the first violation gets the short ban after that they give much longer one
>>140619252
>>140619236
i just want to get my shiny new medal damn
heres hoping i can play in gold next season
>>140619987
Who.ru
>2016
>Still no stock stat clocks
>Still can't inspect stock weapons
>>140620117
does it matter?
>>140620216
that is so, so sad
rip that hat
Flames is a bad effect and TC is a meme hat anyway.
>>140620201
Nah but I know alot of silver gamers
You just move up or?
never thought I'd see the day Valve finally did something about lmaobox, what a nice surprise to wake up to
will they grant us a second miracle by releasing the comic before 2017
I used premium cheats on an alt and buddy I'd hate to break your heart but you make more than that money back when you get into competitive games with expensive skins on the line. Just gotta know when to cut yourself off. 2 months ago I gave my main everything I could. $80 spent, $3,000 in good shit gained. If you can call that anything outside of a solid investment, I'd love to hear it. *puts cigarette out on your forehead*
>>140620365
TC is meh hat now, but that's 8,000 (READ: EIGHT FUCKING THOUSAND) keys down the drain.
>>140620216
i think he might actually kill himself now
>>140620898
>patriot peak gone all class
> space helmet gone misc
It's not even the best option anymore. It's meme value that's keeping it as the most expensive hat.
I'd rationalize too if I lost 20,000 dollarydoos overnight.
My ma always said stupid is as stupid does.
>>140620216
Id or fake
just stopping by to say you're all faggots
>>140620216
How could you even find a buyer for something that valuable.
>>140621529
Bobsplosion bought one, so it can't be that hard.
>>140621446
id/JCapps/
you'd think the people with expensive backpacks would be more careful with their accounts
Post a better demo loadout than
>Boots
>Stickybomb launcher
>Any melee weapon
protip: you can't
>>140621529
I had a friend that paid 5,500$ dollarydoos [in REAL fucking MONEY] for a golden pan
do not underestimate aspies mate
look at this fucking cancer
>>140621653
he has 2
>>140621737
when?
If you are wondering about the TF2 VAC ban, its was an INTENTIONAL decision. I would have easily used an alternate account if I wanted to hack just to piss other people off. I'm actually glad this happened; and here is why.
golden pans and australiums are fucking ugly
look at me
>>140621785
You should curb your autism, mate. Just leave if it bothers you so much. I only bother with scrap.tf to leech raffles or buy mvm parts sometimes.
>>140621852
A few years back, I don't remember any specific date though, maybe a few weeks/days after the golden pan was introduced
>>140621727
pain train for offense, stock for defense
güd shit, pardner
>>140621914
i stay there just to take pictures of autism
>2016
>Still not realizing the grenade launcher is thesecondbest weapon in the game
do a lot of people buy shit on OPskins?
If i list an expensive unusual, will it take like a month to sell?
>>140622426
What's theBESTweapon in the game
>>140622868
golden pan
As cool as it is, I couldn't be arsed to drop that many large ones on it, even if I could afford it
>>140620216
made this in paint because i thought it would be funny
>bought portal ost 2 months ago
>>140622868this one
>>140621860
>INTENTIONAL decision
lol he knew he was fucked and tried to sell out
mfw i
>>140623452
>not taking the hat off in the last panel
you fucked it up
>>140623793
He gonna kept it forever
>>140623549
he has been trying to sell it for a while
>>140623549
Whats with the dog? Is the meme dog really worth anything?
>>140624261
I sold mine for ~$10. It's under $7 now though.
im under $7
https://lmaobox.net/forum/v/discussion/7615/recent-issue-questions-and-answers/p1
>>140623960
won't it get deleted?
>>140624687
What the heck? Its just a log in page.
>He doesn't have a lomabox account
>>140621680
That's what happens when you get cocky.
Even the creator said that eventually there'd be a way for VAC to detect it.
On a side note, he actually made a thesis paper about cheating and how VAC operates. http://is.muni.cz/th/396115/fi_b/bk.pdf
>PLATINUM players use LMAOBOX
cant make this shit up, makes all the drama that "PLATINUM PLAYERS ARE HACKING" better because the accusations were probably all true.
>>140624714
the items bought don't get deleted
delete me
Never used lmaobox. What did it do?
>>140626281
made you a better player
>Guy advertises TF2 demake for Android/iOS on a forum I go to
>Jump button is above the aim dial
>HUD has poor visual balance
>Constantly getting stuck in walls
>Demoman is overpowered
>Payload mode requires two people to roll the bombs up hills while maps are designed with chokepoints at the top of hills
>Sniper scoping blurs out the majority of the screen where simply dimming it would have sufficed
>Some melodies are ripped straight from Gang Garrison 2, though whether the sounds were directly ripped or not is up for debate
>Costs $$$
Why is this allowed
>>140627292
its a phone game what do you expecct
>>140626281
it was an inventory hack, it helped manage your items
>>140627447
A control scheme that makes sense at the very least
Returning player here, where exactly do I go if I want information about killstreak weapons? I want a strange killstreak rocket launcher (stock) but I can't figure out the right prices. All of the trading websites don't tell you whether the listed item is normal/specialized/professional and I wasn't around when these things were invented. I'm not looking for anything too fancy, just a stock launcher with strange quality and the killstreak feature. Maybe something specialized/professional if it's not too expensive. I'm also gonna need a stock shotgun that meets this criteria.
Anyone willing to give me the right advice on how I should go on about getting these items?
>>140629632
just use the community market
http://steamcommunity.com/market/
>>140629632
SCM
>10,000+ Bans
>600 + game bans
Great now i think every one that kills me is a hacker on an alt or a hacker that didnt get caught
what's the best box to uncrate my friendts
>>140629734
>>140629772
>strange professional launcher costs over 40 dollars
Oy vey fuck that. I'll just get a normal/specialized one. Or play the game and make one myself. How exactly do you make these, anyways? Grind the shit out of specific MvM maps? Also, if I bought a strange killstreak rocket launcher, would it be possible to upgrade it to specialized? If so, how would I do that and how difficult would this be? Would you lose anything like strange quality, strange parts or the weapon's name tag if you applied a tier 2 or 3 killstreak kit to a tier 1 strange killstreak weapon?
how do we buff the direct hit?
im getting six cavities filled on tuesday
im so scared
will somebody thats gotten cavities filled tell me if it hurts or not
>>140600626
>76561198044167286
I'm left handed and I can assure you that we're not like this.
>>140631206
You can obtain the fabricators for spec/professional out of the 2 Cities MvM campaign or already made kits from two specicif crates but those are limited to a set of weapons, but that includes the RL.
Can't actually upgrade the killstreak, but it can be removed to apply another without losing anything else.
i want to thank my parents for bringing me to this world
i want to thank my friends and family for supporting me
i want to thank the true fraggers out there for being there to look up to
i want to thank strange weapons for making this weapon cheaper to buy
i want to thank my mom
i want to thank the academy of pottis
>>140631568
minicrits on all airborne enemies
>>140631738
>Not even vintage
Are you even trying?
>>140631173
>>140631173
>>140631173
>>140631173
>>140631173
>>140631173
please respond
>>140631710
>Can't actually upgrade the killstreak, but it can be removed to apply another without losing anything else.
Well, that's kind of what I mean. You're saying if I get a strange killstreak rocket launcher and put a bunch of things on it (name, strange parts etc.) and get a specialized RL kit, I can essentially turn my tier 1 killstreak into a tier 2 killstreak without losing anything?
>already made kits from two specific crates
And which crates might these be? Are they expensive?
Friendly reminder that highlander is at the same level as pubs and has cheaters and pyro mains.
>>140632273
No, the crates are only .03 each, but you run a pretty high chance of also getting garbage from said crates. Unboxing is never worth it. There's no way to upgrade killstreak effects.
fuck u senabud
R E K T
>>140621785
>Friends with: The Wuff
>>140632273
>I can essentially turn my tier 1 killstreak into a tier 2 killstreak without losing anything?
Yes, they made it so you can remove specific parts of a highly customized weapon, from strange counter, custom names/descriptions, strange parts, and killstreakers
>And which crates might these be?
I only know one that's crate 83, same price as any other crate, and you have a small chance to also unbox a specialized or pro ks as well.
>>140631940
what do u men bro
>>140632520
Righto, no gambling for me then.
>There's no way to upgrade killstreak effects.
Sorry for the misconception, but I'm not trying to "upgrade effects" here. What I'm asking is, if I buy a tier 1 strange killstreak RL and slap a bunch of shit on it, will I need to grab a fresh strange RL and start all over again if I want something specialized/professional, or will I be able to keep my RL's name, description, strange quality, parts, etc.
>>140632808
So how does that work, then? If I have a fully decked out strange killstreak RL would I have to remove all my individual parts, apply the specialized kit and put the items back on it? Removing names/descriptions/parts etc. gives you the item back from what you're saying. Is this true?
i made better
>>140633072
Oh. There's a restore option that let's you remove custom shit like killstreaks/custom names/etc.
>>140632732
#83
>>140633072
ok fag,if you have an item with a lot of shit that can be removed,right click on it,click restore and choose what to remove.
It'll be removed
The rest will stay the same
How can this be so hard to understand,
>>140633259
>>140633478
BUT WILL I GET TO KEEP ALL THE SHIT I INVESTED ON THE FIRST LAUNCHER
ARE YOU SAYING ALL I HAVE TO DO IS REMOVE THE KILLSTREAK AND THEN APPLY A HIGHER TIER KIT AND I'LL HAVE WHAT I WANT WITHOUT LOSING ANY OTHER CUSTOM ATTACHMENTS
IS THIS WHAT YOU'RE IMPLYING
I'M NOT BUYING A TIER 1 STRANGE KILLSTREAK ROCKET LAUNCHER IF IT MEANS I HAVE TO LOSE WHATEVER I PUT ON IT IF I WANT TO UPGRADE IT TO SPECIALIZED OR PROFESSIONAL
DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT IT IS THAT I AM ASKING YET
IS IT SAFE TO BUY A TIER 1 STRANGE KILLSTREAK ROCKET LAUNCHER AND ATTACH A BUNCH OF ITEMS TO IT THEN CHANGE IT TO SPECIALIZED OR PROFESSIONAL LATER ON WITHOUT LOSING A LOT OF ITEMS
>>140633947
YES
>>140633947
Life must be hard when you're this dumb.
>endif
>4-0
>getting le rekt
>suddenly airshot him (EPIC WIN)
>spawn kill 5 times in a row
>quit immediately afterwards
That'll teach him.
>>140611438
>>140634143
HOLY FUCK
THANKS ANON
HERE'S A PICTURE OF SOME CATS DOING CAT THINGS AS YOUR REWARD
>>140634424
>dumb
>4chan users can't into context and answer simple yes/no questions
58% of the users here are shitposters, 32% are mentally disabled, 9% are lurkers and 1% are decent folks who aren't retarded and use this site for information and nothing else
with that being said if you replace something with an item of higher quality then it's considered an upgrade so whoever it was that went "hurr you can't upgrade effects" is the true retard that caused this roasty toasty
>>140634957
could you, like, stop embarrassing yourself?
>>140634957
I'm guessing you fall into the mentally disabled category.
>tfw scout main
>tfw get no respect
>report someone twice
>few days later
>same guy is there
>report him again
>finally noticed by a mod
>"can you stop reporting him pls"
>"DUDE WTF HES BEEN DOING THIS SINCE SOME DAYS AGO"
>"can you pls reporting him"
>"wha...WHAT ARE YOU SH-"
>banned
OH
FUCKING
WOWNow I've seen everything.
tfw sc*ut main
tfw playing on alt
tfw get called cheater
tfw get sad
tfw cry
>leave game for months
>come back
>lamobox gone
>custom animations work on valve servers now
this is a great day to be back
>>140635918
>stop reporting him**
No really I'm mad as fuck.
>>140635094
>embarrassing yourself?
in front of who, exactly
the whole point of this image board is to post anonymously, thus breaking social constructs and allowing anyone the freedom to act uninhibited
if you're insinuating that failing to meet the standards of a clique created within one of the internet's smallest minorities on a sub-division of said minority AKA 4chan as a whole whose sole purpose is to gather and interact with a dead game makes me "embarrassed" then you're a genuine moron who has no idea how the world works, same with the internet and this website
because if you used your brain for even a moment you would know that you all "embarrass" each other on a daily basis and you would have been smarter to pick a fight let alone keep replying
in short you've been baited, outsmarted and outplayed, i suggest you stop replying and do something more productive as this battle's over and neither of us have anything to gain
i bid you adieu, i sincerely hope you've enjoyed getting cucked by i, the supreme cucklord who controls and maintains about 6 different generals on this board
>>140636474
youre right, you got me
what's the point of me
>>140636801
#cucked
Daily
>>140603467
Max struck a deal with Valve you ignorant fuckwit.
emkay makes the coolest invite frag vids
retard_spotted
>>140631584
If it's what I'm remembering, it's really not all that bad, man. I've had teeth pulled right out of my head and didn't even know they were doing it until it was over. Anesthesia is a helluva drug
>have sign with waifu on it
>kill self to leave a sign in spawn
>someone else picks one up
Feels good
>tfw this hatless scout gets killed over and over trying to pick up my gun
I feel kinda bad for him.
loser_detected
calling loser_police
>>140620216
what happened
>>140638543
shit...
didnt think that one through...
Hey, y'all. Hope you've all had a blessed and Based Saturday :)
Guy whos building the heist game mode thing. I started building a map to test it out and was wondering if you guys had any more suggestions. Also your thoughts on enabling friendly fire
tf2 is gay thats my thoughts
What are the best melee weapons for soldier and why?I use the disciplinary action and I think every other weapon is shit
>>140639978
Escape plan and Whip. There's literally no reason to use anything else.
>>140640080
>He doesn't use the market gardener
You're a fucking shitter and you'll never be as good as(You)
it finally rained.
>>140639978
Direct Hit
>>140639978
the scattergun
>>140631584
You're a fucking beta dude I've had like 3 fillings one when I was about 10 and I didn't get any numbing or pain meds for any of them it's a quick drill in your teeth
>>140640080
I like both but I can't decide which one I like more. On one hand, the whip is a better melee weapon because of it's range advantage and it doesn't mark you for death. It's also fun to whip heavies and other allies for that speed boost. On the other hand, the pickaxe is used exclusively for running to safety at the cost of being unreliable as a weapon. I'm rarely use the Escape Plan and I do just fine, but then again I rarely find situations where I need to use a melee weapon for combat. What do you think?
>>140640320
KEK
>>140640448
DOUBLE KEK
>>140640934
Jokes and jokes aside, I always run the whip. That range is gr8 and it's too damn fun to whip-kill people. Somehow far more satisfying than most other melee weapons. Also makes me feel good to whip a teammate so that he's able to escape while burning etc.
So /tf2g/ any shitters on YOUR friends list get VAC banned?like 80% of my friends list is TF2G and a majority of them are
the only practical melee for soldier is the escape plan
the only fun/satisfying one is the market
these are unarguable facts btw
>>140641201
My friends list is clean. Only one /tf2g/ has been banned as far as I know.
>>140641149
Yeah, the pickaxe feels selfish and I'm much happier when I whip people. Gonna stick to my guns then, so to speak.
>>140638206
i had 6 adult teeth pulled when i was in middle school for braces but i dont remember it. ive never had a filling though so im nervous
>>140640583
oh
>>140641398
id/solsolsol
i always suspected it desu
>Having bad teeth
lmao @ ur life
are pyro players intelligent?
>>140641581
Why would you lie to me like this?
>>140641704
most people will spout "hurr durr w+m1" whenever they die to a pyro even if they aren't doing it or even if they use a non-primary for the killing blow
pyro players can be useful but their class doesn't have much depth to it, the only parts of pyro that take skill are reflecting projectiles with airblast and good situational awareness (but the latter is something everyone should have so pyro is nothing special)
>>140637170
>over-nerfed
the switch penalty isn't even a nerf because you can just switch to your secondary and then back to your minigun
at the most it forces you to lose a couple miliseconds in switch time but thats about it
nice, now slowly bend over
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gy-mv7uxdzY
o-ok
*slowly bends over*
http://tf2r.com/ktzesmg.html
>>140643497
I fucking love that guys laugh.Plus it's probably best for genuine plays trying to have fun,even friendlies.
>>140609991
I return to these threads and this happens?
no one remembers you or cares who you are dude just leave if you think it's so bad
*gets banned intentionally*
oh my, that is beautiful
didn't you "return" yesterday? no one cares about you, go away.
>>140644295
>>140644396
Is the new meme not replying to people directly and treating the threads like a chatroom?
>>140642063
If we're talking nerf in general then the mark-on-death nerf is what killed this
>>140643913
i thought you couldn't trade your items if you're vacced though
>>140644531
Yeah, I thought that, I mentioned it in the description, but it's worth a try at least.
>>140606568
Sure why not
>>140609991
do you guys have parents that love you?
i do
I'm thinking of making a new outfit for Soldier. Something that screams "Arctic Operations." Which do you think is better for this look, the Antarctic Parka or the Cold Snap Coat? And which do you think would look better when painted purple?
So who were some of the big names in comp that were banned? Did they hit g or barrycenter?
>>140645035
i think there is enough snow soldiers outfits out there and you should do something unique
>>140645248
vlad got banned
plat sniper who won last season iirc
>>140644641
Scout and sniper good.
rest bad
I love you
>>140645420
Just saw that. Getting prepared to roast my friend on DK. Dumb bitch.
>>140645334
>unique
Then I'll grab a Diplomat and paint it purple. Any suggestions for items that would be decent with it?
oh that raffle was all to one
thats
f-fine
im not at all mad
what's this bullshit about me not being able to trade for 15 days or whatever? i just want to trade 3 refined for the medic beard and this steam guard bullshit won't let me.
It was intentional guys, seriously, I only used hacks to get banned.
Sorry freddy.feel free to chose a £10 or equivalent exchange rate priced game in your currency
>>140645647
gimme a few minutes
i love my tf2gfu
>>140645852
get a phone, poorfag
>>140645486
there was also some french guy named azn who is apparently up there but i have no idea about the eu scene
send help
>>140645892
im sending you a friend request
>>140645898
Thanks. Also, I noticed I have a War Pig and Cockswain's Pipe in my inventory, I might make an outfit out of that but I need a third item. Can't seem to find any clothes that look good with it besides the winter coats.
so i heard cheaters got btfo
>>140645852
get a phone
You have been banned from the channel.
with cheaters gone, we can frag in peace.but what happens when they release the next hack in 1 week
>>140646557
THIS IS VIOLENCE NOW
>>140646575
someone buy it and give code to valve
>>140645972
i have steamguard activated on my phone, it still tells me the items will be held for 15 days.
So dK confirmed no medals no matter what. MM may get the medals if the admins can confirm that Vlad was hacking in the finals. That's some funny shit.
vlad was in b4nny's hl team?
top kek friends
https://vimeo.com/163062825
So LMAObox owner quit and released the thing in public in hope to someone to pick it up or what?
why do sniper mains on teams need hacks to be middle of the scoreboard? vlad wasnt especially good. are sniper mains that bad?
So, wait, does this mean that with lmaobox's cheaters getting btfo'd by VAC, does Matchmaking have a better chance at being successful?
>>140647478
heard the creator got hacked and the hacker also put malware in the lmaobox files
>>140646101
so here's what i made from the dumb purple cosmetic you have
you can probably go with the first style if soldier showing his eyes disgusts you
unfortunately, the war pig is an overused hat and will make you look like a dumb tryhard so you best avoid that hat altogetheralso, don't actually listen to what other anonymous people say online, if you think it looks good, wear it
>>140647147
that's $5k in bp.tf price down the drain
>>140647478
LMAObox started getting vac issues so he decided fuck it. And released the source code to public and it got instantly send to eric.
designer brands x tf2 cosmetics WHEN
>>140647742
Thanks for the inspiration, I think I know what I need now.
>51 tours dry.
>some asshole wins an aussie.
Post your face when out of the 10,000 banned last night at LEAST 10 killed themselves
>>140648136
god bless valve
>>140647954
it's almost like it's random
Don't forget about Lithium and M4risa cfg!
>>140647592
of coursh
>>140648136
>>140597125
fuck off 26dollar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNIu_MIoL1M
>>140649082
Creator released source code after quiting when lmaobox started getting vac issues
>>140649082
>red panda
is this feathers
>>140649082
because someone leaked the source code just now
valve didn't actually crack it
it is
!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rqcF3nrWns
>Even shrek games have a competitive scenario
>>140649275
>>140649304
That's pretty sad, Valve should be ashamed.
But why did roflcube quit?
>>140649520
People were reporting loads of vac issues and bans, so he decided not to waste time fixing ut and just quit.
Don't blame him.
You think they'll send out Cheater's Laments after the banwave?
>>140649675
i hope not
that would be fucking stupid
>>140649675
Every answer you get will literally be a guess. Why bother asking?
>>140649675
literally everyone minus 10k players will recieve a cheater's lament
it will be pretty much a second gibus
no homo tho .... .. . .
am i a lil' gay
>>140649910
i knew it
>>140649910
SHUCKLES
>>140649910
LMAO
>>140649910
ginger?
>>140649996
GONNA
>>140641581
lmao hes too trash to be considered hacking
>>140649910
I'm on a new computer and I haven't played in quite a long time. How do I figure out the appropriate folders for installing sound mods? I'm installing a hitsound, killsound and freezecam sound. I make my own mods but it's been ages and I can't remember what folders to make and where everything should go. I tried visiting modding websites for reference but nobody tells you where to install them in their mod description.
im /trash/
>people who paint their cosmetics with any color other than the team colors
/trash/ is full of nothing but gay and gay furry porn
my tf2gfu posts there
do you think he hates me
>>140650505
after 8 & tinge though
the two brown paints are p good on some stuff too
and really anything that isnt obnoxious like lime pink or australium is good i dont know what youre talking about
hey tf2g
i bet you arent good enough to do this
>>140651461
hi feathers/feathers friend
>>140611830
faggots like you make jojo gay and not manly
>>140651461
wow you use a bunny hop server plugin/cheat
enjoy your VAC
>LMAO Box users BTFO
>Comp players completely ass annihilated
>Engineer, Pyro, and Demonigger nerfs around the corner
This is going to be a great summer
>>140651835
>>Engineer, Pyro, and Demonigger nerfs around the corner
how do you know
>>140651835
>>Engineer, Pyro, and Demonigger nerfs around the corner
???
>>140651835
>>Comp players completely ass annihilated
lol hl
>>140651835
>Engineer nerfs
holy fuck get good
>he cant shoot the ground and kill a sentry around a corner
>implying soldier doesn't need nerfing
LucyLuke's YAOOOO has gotten so annoying that I just mute the first thirty seconds of any of his videos.
>>140652387
nobody cares
>>140651806
rofl
get good idiot bhop is in the vanilla game
>a server plugin is a cheat
you have no idea what youre talking about
>>140651591
what does feathers have to do with it
does anybody care about me
>>140652303
>>implying soldier doesn't need nerfing
holy fuck get good
>he can't shoot a soldier with a shotgun and kill him with his sentry around a corner
this image gave me ptsd
>>140652698
i almost ate the bait
nice one though
HAHAHA I KNEW VLAD CHEATED FUCK YOU VLAD
lmFAOOOO
>>140652698
>he thinks soldier is op
>so you clearly cant just outdm him
>"get good"
uh
>>140652886
I'm not baiting, and i don't think engineer should be nerfed either
If you think soldier is OP you're a shitter
>>140652589
i am bhop
>>140652859
>have a pro ks cosmetic
>cant make it strange cause no stragifier so that you need to open crates to get a strange one
if soldier is op why is he the weakest 6s class
>>140652669
I do anon
>>140653009
soldier definitely has it easier than most classes, dont even argue
shooting feet is more brainless than holding m1m2 as demo
>>140652859
>I'm actually glad
wow
>>/trash/2588938
>>140653110
>>140652964
>>140652698
soldierfags on suicide watch
How the fuck do I get rid of this 15 day trading restriction if I don't have a phone? Is there a safe way to get this done on my PC?
Also, why the fuck are they making trading so complicated? Seriously, I can't even trade with my friends who I've known for years because of this shit, that's how flawed it is. I bet too many retards got scammed and whined about it, that's why they gimped the trading system.
>>140653328
(u)
>>140653267
you tried and thats what matters
>>>/trash/2588938
>>140653328
mfw pub as soldier and someone complains
mfw also abuse unlocks on any class
mfw someone probably tilted so hard that they broke their computer in some sort of way
>>140653331
1. Safe? Nothing in this world is safe.
2. Because of idiots who think something can be safe.
>the madman actually killed himself
this is golden
>>140653267
why are you quoting me
>>140653424
forgot your image friend
guys im drunk what class shoudl i play?
I'm trying to enable the mobile authenticator and I don't have a phone. How can I receive the SMS message? I've tried Pinger and TextFree, and neither of these work.
Anyone have any I should try?
>>140653331
get winauth or some shit.
And if you seriously don't have a phone i'm sorry for you.
>>140653481
The Burning TC guy?
>>140653452
I just want the best and most reliable way to un-fuck this retarded restriction. I don't wanna risk downloading a virus that gets me VAC banned or go through too much third-party garbage. Surely there has to be a decent way for PC users.
>>140653591
Does winauth work with steam, though? I use it all the time for other games. How did you set it up through steam?phone broke and i plan on getting a new one soon but i haven't done any trading since they added this bullshit so please help me out
>>140653693
dude stop reminding me of this post
i know ok
besides i don't get drunk almost at all
>>140653331
>>140653758
winauth, it works, look up guides on steam forums
>>140653758
latest version has steam support.guess what,you need to have an authenticator for 1 week for it to work
>>140653758
>>140654003
what tf2 story arc are these spoilers for
>>140653481
who
this whole vacc thing reminds me of the dead ringer nerf
>>140653562
mfw that was u
>>140654131
What dead ringer nerf? Last time Dead Ringer got changed it was a buff.
>>140653110
Because lmao box couldn't do much with soldier.
>Shoot the ground mains
meat nugget
>>140653937
>>140654003
So even after I get it all set up, I need to wait a whole goddamn week to do any trading.
Fuck off Valve, I swear to god. Looks like I'm stuck using the community market for a while. Inb4 they add even more asinine security measures and we eventually need to send DNA samples, fingerprints, ID cards and birth certificates to confirm trades. Jesus christ, I am so fucking livid right now. Worst goddamn game on the planet.
>>140654131
At least crutch using spies weren't banned and could learn how to not rely on the DR.
Snipers were straight up cheating.
>the city of UGC Highlander
>>140654413
>I'm so literally trapped in the past that it's going to take me a week to time travel to 2016
>this is somebody's fault other than my own
http://www.strawpoll.me/10096155
preferably something very autistic
>>140653331
but theyre just virtual items
why cant you wait 15 days to trade
>>140654728
scout is my tf2fu
>>140654413
Still it's worth setting up.
Just write down this R-code, winauth might update one day and you might not be able to import data.
But yeah... it saves alot of time etc.
>>140654810
caca launcher
>>140654810
yukizini is my waifu
>>140654689
If retards didn't get scammed, they wouldn't have cried about it and Valve wouldn't see the need to add such stupid restrictions on trading. Yes, it's someone else's fault.
>>140654814
Because if I have money and I want to spend it on something I'm not fucking waiting.
>>140654841
I'm already almost done setting it up, I'm just pissed is all.
>>140654868
epic
>>140654810
Lol, you juzt got r3kt with da stock :DDD
>>140654872
fuck off and die
she's mine
>>140654810
That's what throat sluts do, we choke on good dick motherfucker.
>>140654987
>she
He's just a retarded kid with low test, faggot.
>>140654868
Thanks
Another weapon i will never use again
>>140654937
You're the fool who didn't set this up 6 months ago when there was a grace period. You're the fool who broke his phone and hasn't gotten a new one yet.
You're the guy who chose to not participate initially but at this late date changed his mind and are pissed about the logical consequences of that choice.
tl;dr You chose this outcome.
breaking map balance two jumps at a time
>>140653080
are you?
prove it
>>140655219
>being this edgy
Here's your (You)
>>140655409
there is no reason for bhopping to not be in the game
why does human like 26dollar
>This loser was on the same team as vlad
So is 6's the only competitive format I should care about?
>>140655409
this jump is not necessary though you can jump up the side to get there
>>140655601
yes
and 4s because its funny
>>140655507
Either you decide it's worth it to you to deal with the restrictions and hoops or you decide it isn't. Being pissed about it gets nobody anywhere, especially when the hoops and restrictions help the marketplace function.
Do I need a phone to use WinAuth?
I don't have a phone, and have never linked one to my steam account. Can I use it to get by this trade hold bullshit?
>>140655570
because of his personality i think
he's cool and funny and stuff
i also like his avatarfagging shitposts and how he sometimes says nice things to me
>>140655601
i don't get it
what did valve to to make him whine
>>140655874
>implying it's fair that retards control the majority and force decent people to adapt to nonsense changes in security when the system was perfectly fine before this update
>implying i don't have the right of free speech on an anonymous image board to call valve retarded cucks for gimping anyone that doesn't have a phone
>implying this system couldn't have been done a thousand times better without forcing people to use cell phones
t. valvecuck
>>140655986
hahah nope you can't do it unless you have a phone number with SMS capability so if you don't have a cell phone you're fucked
the only guides for doing it "without a phone" are simply guides that let you control it on your PC
you're fucked and cucked without a phone so either start a riot or be a good goy
>>140656392
Degreaser nerf
>>140656421
what
>>140656553
if you don't have a phone you have to wait 2 weeks to get your items from every trade
valve thinks this is acceptable when literally any other game out there with an authenticator system doesn't force you to give them a phone number and lets you do it on your PC just fine
enjoy being cucked
>>140656738
why are you so angry about this
https://scrap.tf/raffles/IFRBDU
Miike Snow
https://scrap.tf/raffles/55M7Q6
xkcd
somebody make me feel like im not worthless scum
I tell you, I never used a cheat but I'm still rattled at how many backpacks just got blown away by this banwave
>>140656392
They moved around switchspeeds, made the airblast on degreaser cost more (25 per puff), and absolutely murdered the TO MELEE switch time.
>>140656421
>implying the "lets just pretend it never happened" system was a good model
A thousand times, impressive. Keep practicing your hyperbole.
>>140656991
There were already several systems in place to prevent this sort of thing, though. And if someone REALLY wants to scam, shark, hack or just steal thousands of dollars in cosmetics they can and will. None of these shitty systems are gonna stop them. That's like thinking you're safe in your own home, because you're not. If someone wanted you dead they can easily break through a window and gun you down.
>being a cuck
kill urself my man
>>140657151
Several systems, such as "Don't click links!", "Pls Don't Do 2-Step Trades", and my favorite "This guy has been reported for scamming by 20 kids!!?!?!one".
I'd love to see this Thousand Years Reich proposal you mentioned.
But yes, Social Engineering remains the one true power, even if you were unable to actually make that point.
my jaw pops when i open it up wide and then it pops again when i close it
is that normal
>>140658121
Probably from sucking too much dick
not really
i wouldnt worry about it though
also this >>140658308
what happened in the irc?
as someone that had played in platinum for several years, i thought i would never see the day where all these cheating shitlords get banned
it makes me so happy
>>140658547
cute pic dude
>>140656917
thanks fampai
/me honks
>>140654728
that picture is very cute :3
>>140658914
Artist is mozumo, cute stuff. They don't really draw TF2 anymore.
>>140654728
I enjoy playing Pyro the most I think. I like shotgunning and flare gunning people. I play Soldier in comp though, because I wanna be a productive team member.
post loadouts
post cool things people drew for you
>>140660386
>>140660350
>>140660558
its probably very important to him
girls dont poop
youre not a girl
um
hes right though
:s
youre not a girl because the only girl is posting on the /trash/ thread rn
i have both threads open
s:
>>140660350
Mr. Sheen is backin team shine
>>140660350
>>140662556
waitwaitwistiawt
im not sure who youre talking about when you refer to mr sheen but i think youre talking about me not him
and i think you might think he and i are the same person
also it was me who drew that masterpiece for him
did renard get vac'd
why's his profile private
>>140660350
>>140663435
yes, both him and sol did
>>140658547
Is harbleu available? Does he like groupie types?
>>140663624
i knew it
i like my tf2gfu
>>140663907
its fake
sol is bad
harb is the biggest furryi want to be his friend
>>140664265
id?
what class should i main
>>140664336
no you'll make fun of me
whos harb
ill fuckin kill him IM THE BIGGEST FURRY HERE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oz3wZKbb0Pc
>these are the people who cheat on tf2
>>140663317
Talking about him hence
> post cool things people drew for you
>>140664428
I won't! I'm >>140663823
>>140664543
Some weeb furry gay ex-tf2 player
>>140664552
Jesus fucking christ, I don't have enough reaction images to express my disgust. This is just so cringe worthy.
am i cringeworthy
no just a little shy
but that is ok
im shy too so i never post my id
FALSE VAC BANNED?
I tried to go to steam support and it says I was correctly banned but it wont tell me why other than 'cheating', I spent over 50$ on this game and i'm pretty off considering the fact that I DON'T cheat and I haven't given my information to anyone, I've seen other steam threads about this but everyone just says 'you cheated stop lying' when I honestly didn't and there was definitely a mistake that has happened, I can't play tf2, or even sell my items. I'm really upset especially as I avoided getting scammed but now this happened, it's my first steam forum thread but I am just panicking, it's definitely VAC BANNED not an error and I just don't know what to do, please can someone help me?
i like my id
>>140664712
no but i mean
i have the same team shine three rune blade and i was talking about it, it was a lot of threads ago and you called me mr sheen
i dont
i want to think of a new one but im bad at that
>>140665156
you got what you deserved hacker
btfo
think of me
>>140665156
C U C K E D
U
C
K
E
D
rest in pepperonis fampai
Think of me fondly
*thinks of my tf2gfu*
uwu
>http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198174418302
>http://steamcommunity.com/id/yIIek/
http://steamcommunity.com/app/440/discussions/0/364040166681404655/
>5 vac bans between both accounts
>"i didnt cheat! i swear!"
>>140665414
a what point does ironic gay turn into actual gay
like when will i be unable to turn it off
asking for a friend
What percentage of players got banned by the VAC thing?
I know 10000+ got destroyed, but what does that mean to the overall playerbase? Did we see a significant decrease in peak players?
>>140665216
Yeah, Mr. Sheenbb u wana add me?
>>140665660
Alts are a thing. I'm guessing some of those banned are alts, and many people will be creating alts. Though some people might quit altogether since they lost a lot of items.
Doubt it'll cause a decrease in peak players.
>>140665978
/id/harbs
>>140665634
i'm not sure when, but it's already happened to me
you really have to be careful
The worst part about piece of ing soldier mains...
Is that they actually act like they're skilled.
"lel just learn to counterplay"
Yeah. Let me just never fight you indoors. Be unable to catch you. Stop you from my entire ing team. And stop you from lel random critting and dropping 4 people instantly.
Let me just do that with my counterplay skills.
I'm not even a Soldier main and these posts are fucking hilarious. Why did they start popping up recently?
Are we importing nuclear dog shit from SCUD now because we got used to the regular shit that gets posted here?
>>140666167
>he cant fight a soldier indoors as a scout
lmao
>>140666167
I don't get it, is this like supposed to say soldiers are bad players or?
>>140666657
Soldier is the tutorial class and the skill floor is incredibly low, so soldier mains are as big of a joke as pyro mains
$20,000 (Twenty Thousand United States Dollars)
$26.00 (Twenty six United States Dollars)
>>140542638
Very
>>140667669
>>140666834
i don't like to think of any class as a jokeexcept spy mains, but yeah, Soldier can walk into a pub and let his rockets do the work if he can guide them to a reasonable spot, which is easy because splash. But it all depends on everyone's skill level, obviously. The game doesn't just stay as easy as pubstomping unless that's as far as you want to go.
>>140666167
>piece of ing
>my entire ing team
Do you not have clearance to curse or something? Is this a hip new meme?
>>140668087
I don't know what you ing mean
>>140668184
You memers are weird
>>140664552
you mean 14 year old faggots?
im going to sleep >>140620216 better be the next OP or else
>>140664552
>literal 12 year old using lmaobox making this video
>friends with other dumbass lmaobox users
>everyone in that call sound like autists
>"dude we should DDOS steam XD"
>mfw
>>140664552
How can people even watch this video.
Its just so fucking embarrassing.
>>140664552
follow up vid of the faggoty kid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJ78ZtRtEcw
>>140669303
>>140669479
this is why parents should beat their children
whats the point of even doing damage control in this situation
seriously if i got caught out and i was one of the best snipers in plat i would just be like "yeah i did it and i deserve it, period"
it's like getting caught for murder and then yelling at the policemen "NIGGERFAGGOTS" or something what's the point
niggerfaggots
>>140665786
whoops i forgot to reply to this
sure add me if ya want
id/blahbb
>>140671849i'm still stalking you
Used LMAOBOX only on alts.
Feels good.
Gonna wait till it's gonna be undetected again just to ruin the fun.
>>140672968
>Gonna wait till it's gonna be undetected again
lol
hey when do we get more contracts
its the pootis gootis boro
hopefully never
>>140665156
You are lying, otherwise this would have also happened to enough other people that it would've been reported on. The VAC wave came because someone managed to grab the source code and give it to Valve, allowing them to figure out how to detect people who've used lmaobox on their client.
If VAC really had severe issues, they would've been publicized by now, but with how long it's been, I'll straight up stroke Valve's cock this one time and say their system knows what it's banning. Stop being in denial and get over it.
>he thinks there will be another campaign
Don't you guys think it's a bit pathetic to worry about posts that reddit makes?
Who gives a shit about the website as long as Vakve understands what we are trying to discuss at any point. Reddit as a community is very influential to TF2 and many other games and will remain so because of the quality of the discussion within their community.
There's no need to validate our existence by telling posters to go back to where they came from, all we need to do is keep our post quality high, and our reddit inferiority complex under control.
If the Eureka Effect's taunt animation was twice as fast, would it be worth using or still shit? If still shit, what about reducing the metal penalty from -50% to -25%?
>>140673925
The rumour that the animation mods used some lmaobox-related code for lulz could be true.
>>140665614
oh lawd the damage control ahahGahaa
>>140674157
The upside is an obviously strong effect, they just need to find a downside that does not make it unusable as a wrench to build buildigns with.
Even funslingers build teles and dispensers for the team, but the eureka is very bad at doing that.
>>140675036
I've seen a lot of suggestions that it should be able to build and repair, but not upgrade. That might make it an interesting offensive sidegrade since it'd let you toss Level 1's all over and then teleport away from danger, but I'm positive that trying to code something like that would cause an avalanche of glitches that Valve doesn't want to deal with.
>>140675642
Maybe make it so only sentries can't be upgraded
Because a teleporter stuck at level one just sounds like hell
>>140675763
What if we compromise? The Eureka Effect can only build to Level 2. Teles and Dispensers can still be useful, but Sentries lose a lot of their power. It'd also nerf Ninjaneering without totally destroying it.
http://forums.backpack tf/index.php?/topic/50760-big-backpack-guy-shot-down-by-vac/
it keeps getting better and better
I fucking hate myself im shit at everythign and never improve i cant fucking kill myself
>>140664543
harbleu, nursey, and m4risa all platinum champ furries tho
>broke down
>bought a strange kritz
>feel weird
>dont feel dirty
>dont feel good
>just.. weird
>broke down irl some years ago
>hurt myself when I fail
idk what do
>>140678627
probably stop
>>140677818
>I actually enjoyed the presence of a hacker. All the kids who aren't able to complete tours, since hyper-meta asswipes say that they bought all the wrong upgrades (therefore kick), got a shot at winning big.
because minecraftfan2001 is totally contributing to the team with his epic demoknight loadout and deserves free tour wins without putting in effort, right, i mean what's all this "actually earning a reward" shit i keep hearing i shouldnt have to do work
>I needed a way to cut myself off from tf2 because it was slowly killing me off. I ended up "enjoying" TF2 for more and more for incorrect reasons than when i started. Saying "I quit" and selling my items simply wont do it.
uninstall the game and walk away from the computer, you fucking chimp
it only takes about 5 minutes of your time, tops
>Luckily, a combination of medication got me to realize that TF2 needs to stop since its draining me dry.
i think you need to up the doses a bit until it starts treating your "defective brain" enough to not spout bullshit and lies when confronted because that sounds pretty defective to me
i'm not even going to bother reading or responding to the rest of the post because this roleplaying or whatever the fuck it is halfway in is extremely fucking autistic
thank you for reading my blogpost
>>140678813
were it so easy
>its time for the bi-yearly inventory cleaning
>>140679009
I think you're overthinking it.
>>140655409
admin hes doing it sideways
>>140606568
R8 lads
Archonet (Mod of LMAObox)'s reaction to the VACation
>acting cool
kek
>>140680258
and him trying to act cool about it on youtube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9HVy0rQrwM
>>140680258
>886 items pwned
>>140680258
>koreans
>>140680258
Have there even been any users caught in the recent banwave that don't have an ego the size of Neptune or that seem to think it's really important everyone knows they are absolutely not mad at all and in fact they intended to be banned or whatever bullshit they came up with
>>140680557
fight me on rust fgt i quikscope u :^)
>>140680812
if you look up unfunny in the dictionary this entire post shows up next to it
>>140681251
OOOOOOOO SHIT
>>140672968
Valve has the source code kiddo, it's over
>>140668262
Well excuse me, you son of a tch