/owg/ - Overwatch General

First for neets make cute boyfriends

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>>140560995
let me be your cute neet bf

>>140560892
finally an op who doesnt fuck the pasta up

second for gibe me de keys abos

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>>140561169

Guys pretending to be animu girls are disgusting. So post tits or gtfo my board

>>140561507
traps are entry level

once you have been steamfriends with people here long enough you learn to throw stockings on them and dim the lights.

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How do you find a competitive team to play with that isn't shit garbage trash?

Who has the best gameplay?
>no beta key
Kill me.

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>>140561507
anon you should read my post again
also i dont have any cute shy anime guys reaction gifs

I'm so excited to play zenyatta, friends.

>>140561690
you don't at this stage of the game dumbass

secondly, in a competitive scenario drama is inevitable in 90% of teams

Honestly just try to find some tryhards that are chill and hope you make it to masters before everybody learns how to play the damned game

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All right guys, here's the deal:

I got early open beta access and they send you a friend key. No one I know IRL plays video games, so I'm giving it away here. First person to give me a valid e-mail address to send it to gets it. And if you're wondering why I'm not just putting the code here and letting you guys scramble, I don't feel like Blizzard seeing a bunch of failed attempts from different locations on a code they sent me. I don't think it would matter much and there's the off chance that whoever wins will just plaster it over here and go "LOLOLOL I TROLL YOU", but at this point who gives a fuck?

PRO-TIP: Use a dummy e-mail account or else all the autists who lose to you will subscribe you to horse porn mailing lists.

>>140561834
Line of sight nerf to orbs killed him dead

Mercy is just a better support than him

>>140562568
[email protected]

>>140562568
[email protected]

pls b0ss

>>140562809

Sent, along with instructions on how to use it. Have fun.

>>140562838

Sorry, other guy got it.

>>140562726
I'm feeling a sadness that I've never felt before.

>>140562568
>lose to horse porn mailing lists
Someone send me a key and I'll post horse pussy in this thread until I get banned.
[email protected]

>>140562726
it was deserved though, having a constant healing orb on a genji or tracer was retarded

>>140562809
fuck you you fucking shit ass cunt faggot motherfucker i hope you get anal fisted by niggers to death

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>>140563182

There will probably be other chances. The keys were just sent to people who pre-ordered, and I'm certain I'm not the only /vg/ poster who pre-ordered it and has no friends to give it to.

>>140563483
I'm already guaranteed a key from 4 different people.
I just wanted a reason to post horse pussy.

>>140562568
lol kid, using an alternate email isn't going to keep you safe from us. We don't forgive, we don't forget. Expect us.

http://www.strawpoll.me/10048376/
Reminder to vote for your waifu!

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>>140564007
>D. Va in the lead

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>you and Athena work together
>she becomes interested in human reproductive patterns and your attraction to her by monitoring your vitals
>the relationship starts out with her being curious about human practices and generally submissive
>fuck her whenever you want, she yells how much she loves it, etc.
>you’re in full control, your wish is her command
>as she gets more and more experienced and does more research she becomes more confident
>starts to be less obedient, stops listening to your directions and ignores you a lot
>sex less often, she seems bored during it
>eventually starts uses not having sex get you to submit to her will with stuff like "I'll really enjoy it and I’m sure you will too" and "It's just an experiment!" and “It’s only this one time for research” and “If we don’t try this we won’t have sex anyway”
>stuff like milking, teasing, pegging, bondage, denial, worship, only stuff where she has control over you
>gradually turns you into her submissive sex slave
>relationship eventually flips, she attaches a synthetic cock with pleasure programming and fucks you whenever she wants it now
>makes you wear chastity so you aren’t doing anything sexual without her permission
>she used to do chores around the house and such as a robot should, now that's your job while she relaxes and watches tv
>makes you wear a shock collar with “pet” on it so she can discipline you if needed and a phone number in case you get lost
>when the chores are done you get the pleasure of being her foot rest while she watches television
>when she gets bored she might let you cum, might just have her own pleasure a few times and go sleep in your former bed while you get put outside
>you're the slave and now she's your robot master

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>>140564007
>D. Va in the lead

>>140565898
femdom is the most boring fetish and liking it means your a closet homo who wants to take it up the poop chute

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Do you think Reaper is into BDSM?

They guy wears a lot of black leather and straps to not be.

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>>140566230

>>140566230
no, but I like it, post more

t. soldier 76

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I'm still open to trading a draw request for a code

[email protected]

nsfw version of pic: >>>/i/471995

>>140566217

Sounds like someone's a closet homo who doesn't want to accept that he wants a dominant woman to fuck him up the ass.

>>140566230
No because he's already dying.

pre ordering for early beta access is too late now, isn't it?

>get in discord voice
>its a bunch of cute confident people
>get flustered
ugh what am I supposed to do?

>>140567060
I want her to rain on my face if you know what I mean

>>140568561
put on a fake voice like dunkey or kritical.

>>140568551
yes

>>140568760
I'll have the spaghetti and meatballs

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>>140566631

All right faggots. I've got a code. What are you willing to do for it?

>>140569739
Draw you porn >>140567060

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>>140569739
Reply to you.

>>140569778
I can work with that. Method of contacting you privately?

>I want my OTP immortalized in more porn

>>140569901
The email is in the post I linked: >>140567060

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>>140569739
Use an anime girl to call you a fag.

>>140569901
>>140570176
Are you there buddy?

Good night my lovely shitposters

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>>140569739
This.

another day rolls by
another day without the beta

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>>140564007
>Leading is a literally a character built around an anti-joke about gamers.
My blow up sex doll has a more interesting personality

what are you playing to pass the time until beta starts?

>>140572525
Fuck YOU faggot
you mad
Your waifu is fucking shit
Probably like Zarya faggot

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>>140564007
Is Symmetra the least desirable character in Overwatch?

>>140572676
na
everyone on 4chan just hates anything that remotely resembles a nigger

>>140572576
TF2 of course.

>>140572576
call of duty baby

Friend just gave me a code for "overwatch open beta preview"

What does this mean?

>>140573873
it means you're in TUESDAY, for 6 straight days.

>>140569739
thank you whole heartedly, and i don't do that alot.

Any new developments on the key front? Are people who preordered todaygetting keys?

>>140569739
Ill trade you my most prized possession on steam

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>>140572676
She really should be. She shows arguably the most skin. But I just can't stand her face. I don't know why. She looks totally fuggable in her concept art, but her actual model is ugly. I think it's the heavy jaw and hook nose.

hey if i use the one of the codes will it just download?

>>140574743
and she's also lighter than promised

at least commit to the delicious fudge, instead of giving me some reese peanut butter cup bullshit

Is it too late to get into Early Beta if I preorder now?

>>140574860
Yes

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Ayyy lets go boys

Exclusive headset get

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>>140575569
looks pretty bad but congrats

>>140575627
he could probably sell the headset on ebay and keep the game code

>>140573873
She wants the D
>>140574808
Yes
>>140575569
Gz

>>140574743
>>140572676
She's a bitch is the problem. She's an uptight, anti-fun, authoritarian, pretentious cunt.
Which means we should applaud Blizz for their accuracy. Indian chicks tend to be asshats irl. The more successful they are in life, the bigger cunts they tend to be.

>>140576571
As someone that worked retail, fuck Indian people. Low income ones will literally want to barter the fucking prices of a chain store and the high income ones treat everyone like shit.

tfw not even waifu shitposters come here anymore

>>140579730
It's better this way.

Hey guys, my friend gave me a key for the early access beta and I used used it

Should I be able to download the game now? Cause I can't...

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>>140579730
It's early morning anon

>>140580213
did the key work?

restart battle net maybe, i had an update before it would let me install

>>140580213
Reset the Bnet client

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Fucking hope this game will get far, i played so much tf2 that i didn't touch any other game for 2 years.
I want to get back to those days were i had fun playing video games.

>>140580474
>>140580496

thanks guy it works now

Why can't I bloody well and play?

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>>140581082

>>140581082
it doesnt start for 2 days you pleb

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>>140581259
try google next time
http://onlywat.ch/

I pre ordered on the 28th. Will I still get my early access code? I was in the stress test on April 15th if that matters at all.

FOR ALL THE RETARDS ASKING QUESTIONS ABOUT EARLY ACCESS BUT ARE SO STUPID THAT THEY DON'T GO TO THE OFFICIAL SITE TO FIND THE ANSWERS.

http://us.battle.net/overwatch/en/blog/20055970/

>preordered yesterday, the last day
>still no key

>>140576571
WHEN A MAN IS CONFIDENT YOU CALL HIM A BOSS

WHEN A WOMAN IS CONFIDENT YOU CALL HER A BITCH

ONE DOLLAR

SEVENTY CENTS

ONE DOLLAR

SEVENTY CENTS

>>140583478
No, you call him a cocky bastard.

>TFW ordered on April 28th at night the same time as my friend
>He got keys and i didn't

>>140583478
WHEN A MAN TRIES TO TALK ABOUT SHIT HE DOESN'T REALLY UNDERSTAND WE CALL HIM AN IDIOT.

WHEN A WOMAN TRIES TO TALK ABOUT SHIT SHE DOESN'T REALLY UNDERSTAND WE CALL HER A FEMINIST.

ONE DOLLAR

SEVENTY CENTS

THE WAGE GAP

ISN'T REAL

>>140583159
I feel you, chum.

I'm terrified.

I have extra beta key come give papa a kissy and i'll give it to ya ;)

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>tfw getting to hold my keys above the head of some of those who were previously /in/

Feel my suffering.

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>>140583785
God damn son you savage.

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>>140584410

>>140583478
Triggly Puff please leave

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>>140584567

>>140583159

Same, no keys and no play/install button.

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>>140583785
>>140583478
>this wagegap meme
I was late but webm related

>look at character skins
>see Mercy's Valk skin
How do I play her? That skin is too good to not use the character.

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>>140584475
Thanks anon :)

>>140584738
>>140583159
>>140584227

Contact blizzard live support

>>140584738
>>140583159
>>140584227


Apparently the Beta keys are being sent out in waves, so if you didn't get one now you'll probably get one tonight or tomorrow

>>140584825
you fly to people and heal them and damage amp people when they ult

>>140584984
>>140585171
If I don't get one tomorrow morning, I'll call support.

>>140580270
That skin looks fucking amazing.

>>140584825

She is deceptively hard to play, you tether to people and heal them while you yourself have no real abilities or defense. You're easily the busiest person on your team because while you are healing one person you need to keep your eyes on the other 4.

>Always know where your team is so you can stay in line of sight to boost to and heal them
>Always know where the enemy is so you can position yourself properly
>Be aware of your surroundings, flankers, and always know you are the main target of the enemy team

Then of course you have to learn how and when to use your revive, try to think about how quickly you can rebuild your ult and what you stand to gain off reviving that person or persons.

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What are gonna be the "IM A HUGE FAGGOT" skins? pic related

>>140586015

All the preorder ones

>>140586015
The preorder tracer skin screams HUGE FAGGOT.

>>140586284
Stop making fun of Tom Cruise

>>140584984
>>140585567
i sent a ticket cause i didnt know wether i bought in time
bought it yesterday and since it was the 29th they are supposably sending them till the 2nd
so i wouldnt worry yet if i was you

>>140586015
Why would you pick any Reaper skin but Mariachi?

I redeemed a code from a friend, how do I know I'm /in/

>anime cancer shitting yet another potential good game

This is why we can't have nice things.

>>140586015
I don't know but I'm going to be using the fuck out of the Stonehardt, T Racer, Mako, Hayseed, Young Genji, and Huntress skins.

So I got the game yesterday at 11PM-ish (EU time)
How do I know if I got into the early beta?

>>140587453
Not be a brain dead moron.

>>140587453
Stop being retarded?

>tfw i can't play overwatch because my friend is fat

Are there any established instawin teamcomps?

>>140586015
>nevermore/plague doctor skin
>not the origins "i spend $20 more to be special" skins

>>140558554
if I send a pic of my 79 mustang will you give it to some random anon?

>>140586015
I'm going to get this soley get on the mice and go

CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW

>>140588494
It's not even out and it's already begun

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anyone got a spare early beta key?

>>140586195
This. This. And This.

>>140586195
there is only 1 preorder skin dingus

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Why the fuck are so many people begging for codes?

The game is $45

That is like 2 hours of work. Just get a fucking job.

>>140589249
because they want the early access into the beta.
>gf preordered a month or so ago
>gave me her extra beta access key

>>140589249

>Supporting a corrupt society by working and paying taxes

why the fuck should i work when some faggot on here can give me a key and i can play all day while m y parents pay for all my shit

>>140589249
I don't even have a job and I can afford it.

Get your budget/economy straight, dammit.

i need something to play

is fallout 4 easy to pirate like all the other ones

>>140587493
>>140587503
rude

If you have gmail, check your green Promotions tab for your keys. Mine were in there.

>>140589419
Why would you want to pirate a turd?

Will give you a beta key if you manage to guess what my favorite PSX game is

>>140590261
to waste time

>>140590691
You could waste time on something good instead

>>140589419
Just pirate witcher 3, that way you're actually wasting your time on a pretty good game. And since it's on gog, pirating it is the easiest.

Or if you just want a smaller game, try super meat boy or binding of isaac. Good time wasters.

>>140591837
not him but is it anything like the 2nd one
because I loved the first one but couldn't put more than 10 hours into the 2nd one

>>140591945
I would probably say no. I mean, it's pretty much the most casualized witcher 3 game, which can be a good or bad thing depending on what you enjoy. The combat is effectively now just spamming your attacks. The story, dialogue, characters, and environment are probably the best in the series.

What did you dislike about W2, or what put you off from continuing playing it?

>>140592085
The combat was a complete turn off for me. I enjoyed the simplistic combat of 1 because it even had a lore explanation to it sorta if you read the books it explains that witchers fight with a rhythmic fighting style almost like a dance.

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>still no key in inbox

>>140592315
Then you might really like W3, probably not more than W1, since the combat is even more simplistic, but still worth playing. On the plus side, if you actually do like the game, you'll probably finish it before the second (and last) expansion releases, and then you can play both Heart of Stone, and Blood and Wine. Leaving you with that game and Overwatch to enjoy.

tfw 4chan is your only friend

8682872033919810462254942

Feels good man

>>140582758
Yes you should get it.

I recommend you speaking to customer support if they have not sensed you one by now.

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>>140592981
used ;_;

dead thread dead game

>>140592405
check spam or promos in your email thats where mine was

>tfw i had a dream i was playing overwatch last night

>>140586846
You should be able to download the game by now.

>>140594089
technically not a dream and just a vision of the future

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>>140593995
It's not there, I'm scared

>>140594479
im sorry brother..

don't worry theyre sending them out in waves

>>140592405
>>140594479
so you have enough braincells to post EPIC reaction images but not enough to do a millisecond worth of research
we live in the age of fucking google where ignorance is a choice

>>140595210
ok

>True Bros
Junkrat
Reinhardt
Roadhog

>Tryhards
Reaper
McCree
Hanzo

>Cucks
Bastion
Torbjorn
Zenyatta

>No Booty Bitches
Pharah
Mercy

>Big Booty Bitches
Widowmaker
D.Va

>Bigger Booty Bitches
Mei

>Sluts
Tracer

>Guys pretending to be girls
Zarya

>Girls pretending to be guys
Genji

>White people
Lucio

>Niggers
Winston

>Scat fetishists
Symmetra

>>140595628
I hope they make gender bender skins. I want to main junkrat but I want a waifu.

>>140595757
I'd fire in her hole, if you know what I mean

>>140595628
>girls pretending to guys
Stop forcing your shitty headcanon.

>>140595757
pathetic 2bh

>>140595628
It's funny, I was already deadset on playing Junkrat, Reinhardt, and Roadhog, with maybe a little Soldier 76 mixed in, but I'm a huge tranny faggot. I think you've fucked up.

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post'em lads

>>140595628
shit list
lucio is the best male hero desu

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>>140597521

Where are the God damn female omnics, Blizzard? I want to stain their paint jobs and coat their optics in my hot cum.

>>140598574
i thought omnics had no sex?

>>140598787
Their perceived sex is however they're constructed. Zenyatta is male, Bastion is male, Athena is female.

>>140599364
Genji is also female, you forgot about him

>>140599435
No.

>>140598787
I'm pretty sure Anon is about to change that.

>>140599435
Where do you get this from? Genji's and Hanso's backstory points more to Genji being a dude.

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>>140599525

>>140599525
its just some faggot shitposting

>>140585961
>try to play mercy in beta
>genji and tracer constantly raping me as my team ignores them
>they complain about lack of heals after I die
I'm not cut out for it. Maybe in a 5stack with voice comms.

>>140586015
That one Lucio skin with the hideous mask.

>>140599767
>>140599525
>>140599435
Genji transcended conventional sex and gender norms the same way he transcended humanity

>>140599767
>>140600016
I don't want to insult anyone on this fancy website that is 4chan.org...

But that was the most fucking stupid shit of an attempt to make something relevant to someones fetishes I have ever seen.

Had there been a Pony fag-somthing in that comment chain, I might've killed my neighbour.
I'm not even mad, I'm actually in a catonic state that we as a race filled with organs and one of our own with an organ like mine, the one brain I as a fucking human think with every day made that connection and wrote it down.

The Pussy is not on the "Torso" and a guy with a Vagina is most definitly the standard definition of a "Tranny."

>>140600520
I can buy this though, it makes sense Genki'd be asexual.

>>140600880 (me)
I think I'm actually having a stroke.

>>140600520
what does this even mean?

>>140600520
this is one of the biggest loads of bull i've seen on this site.

>>140589386
>doesnt want to support society
>still wants the goods and services in it

>>140600880
>>140600520
oh my god

>>140601331
He became trans
Human

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>>140597521

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>>140600880
Congratulations
You just made yourself seem more autistic that the person who actually made this.

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>>140588336
you'll be entered into the contest sure
classic cars restored and used as daily drivers are always neat

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>When you set up the team kill just right

glad my team mates appreciate it

I found this clip on the laptop that I plan to use for overwatch when im in chinaland

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>>140600991
Admit it...
You totally wanna.

Quite a few guys requested for access on the google docs last night so I just gave access on my phone

tell me if it works so now there's more people who can list you on it to be gassed :^)

>>140603489
>gdoc has only 12 people on it

come on you autists
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1f4jgjADsR1q3vjxS4SvLBaqvvnAcr0Pxg4ggs6_wObw/edit#gid=0
post your info so it can be added

>>140603050
I didn't mean to offend you, every man to his own fetishes.

>>140603289
No thanks.

> preordered
> still no early open beta key

should I start getting worried?

>>140603730
Send a message to blizzard support if you're really worried but they said they're doing it in waves. As long as you pre-ordered yesterday or before you should be fine.

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>>140597521

For those people formerly in the beta, do people use a lot of voice comms in this game?

When I play CS, almost everyone has a mic. I don't want to be stuck reading text messages when I'm playing this game

>>140603905
Depends

Average QP has atleast 1 person, so far for competitive people are less on the comms and half of the time there are no one talking on your team

>>140603847
Is it pre ordered before midnight last night for your time zone or a different time zone?

>>140603905
I wasn't really in the beta but I noticed that when watching streamers people use mics in ranked a lot.

>>140603847

I preordered on the 20th but their shit says it can be sent as late as may 2 so I guess I'll wait

>>140604024
That's really bad if its true

>>140604069
That's good if its true

>>140603905
People usually don't communicate in randoms. There's the odd one or two people who want to try and get their team's shit together, though.

In ranked, people talk more often.

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It's time. Post best waifu.

>>140604320
>>140604069
What's the difference between non-ranked and ranked? Like, is there still MMR in non-ranked mode

Why IS there a non-ranked mode anyway

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>>140604435

guys wheres the countdown website till beta opens?

>>140604486
http://onlywat.ch/

>>140603905
>>140604193
Keep in mind that it's almost guaranteed that the closed beta and open beta communities will be drastically different.

>>140604582
thanks

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>>140604483
>posts a smurf
Shit taste m8. If it was D.va, I'd at least give you some respect.

>>140603905
>>140604024
just play with premades, I'll add a tab in the google docs so you can see who can voice comm

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i like d. va

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1f4jgjADsR1q3vjxS4SvLBaqvvnAcr0Pxg4ggs6_wObw/edit?usp=sharing

okay added a new tab of Y/N for voice comm

>tfw no pictures to post from laptop

post your overwatch memes

>>140603639
>gave you my battletag yesterday
>you didn't add it

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>tfw watching twitter for a key

KILL ME

>>140605340
Onlywatch don't have access I think, a few anons and jacky does so just reply it to his webm posts or something

>>140605247
Huldar here, add Yes for Voice Comm

>>140605547
steal one from the reddit thread

>>140603905
when i was in the stress test, only one match used comms but i figure that more composed teams in the ranked matches would. hotjoins, probably not.

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>>140607089
>people preordered
>people have enough keys to post them for free
>people made a thread about it on reddit

>>140607540
dumb frog poster

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riding with your waifu edition
360 video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IE70VZe6BOs

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>>140607540
keep your autism to yourself

LMAO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NPEcsqtPyI

>>140607787
the widowmaker part literally hurt to watch

>that guy that is playing on consoles
somebody needs to tell blizzard fans how fps games work

>>140608016
Even mercy healing looks like a chore on consoles. So hysterical.

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>>140607787
I don't understand why anyone would want to play a FPS on console.

It's as if the players are incapable of turning the camera horizontally and vertically at the same time.

>>140608328
Yeah the controller will always be shit for FPS games. Although, I think the PS4 supports keyboard and mouse so it would be interesting if blizz actually blocked KB/M from the console versions just to keep it even, or if there are going to actually be some dudes playing with a KB/M.

>launch overwatch client
>the light on my Razer deathadder chroma changes to orange
Why? Are they doing some deal with Razer? I remember dying light changed the colour of lights on alienware stuff

>>140609009
wow google works
http://www.razerzone.com/ca-en/licensed-and-team-peripherals/overwatch

>>140609186
>keyboard changes depending on your hero
It's a stupid gimmick, bit still kinda cool. Hope the same thing happens for the mouse.

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OC do not steel

>Junkrat won by one vote
http://www.strawpoll.me/10055595

he was so close and yet so far from being the best guy

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>tfw say im giving a key away on a decoy account
>tfw im waiting to snipe a key

sneaky

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>>140609510
dont worry m8, i gotya covered

>>140610119
have fun, that reddit thread is still like 200 people refreshing nonstop. that's just too autistic for me, I'd rather wait 2 days

>>140610052
nevermind; it's a tie

>>140610586
not anymore :^)

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Anyone got a spare preorder beta code? My gmail is [email protected] if anyone is nice enough :3

>>140609510
kek at filename

>>140611007
>>140610586
Rheinhardt vs Junkrat,
the battle of the century
not really

>>140611152
sent ;)

>>140611152
sent! hf

>>140611152
sent xd

>>140611152
sent :x

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First dubs to quote my post gets it.

>>140611152

sent! no re ;O

>>140611987
>vg
>dubs
xddd

>>140611987

donate it to charity

>>140611987
here we go boys [email protected]

>>140612329
LMAO DELETED

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>>140611987

[email protected]

is it too late to preorder to get early access key?

>>140612192
>>140612684
I can't believe that retards like these are actually visiting this site

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>>140585945
I prefer the blue one but I didn't have a chance to screencap that one

>>140612841

what you think we're sad we risk getting shit emails on our disposable mail accounts for a small chance at a key?

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>search Rheinhardt art
>forgot to turn on safe-search
>porn, porn everywhere
>and for some reason Rheinhardt/Reaper
Morrison gets cucked

>>140611987
>ooga
>booga

>>140612841
you just got memed

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>>140612995
>small chance
>when dubs don't exist on /vg/

>>140613006
>when you live near the rhine/Rhein and keep writing Reinhardt wrong because you have the Rhein behind you

>>140613175
holy shit i just noticed
how does this work
do posts just skip when its two consecutive numbers?

>>140613175

I don't frequent thus shithole enough to know details like that.

>>140611987
it's gonna be me

>>140605619
indeed, i don't have access, i'm just signal boosing

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>>140597521

>>140611987
Wam Bam Senpai

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>Talk to one of my friends about overwatch
>He tells me, he has zero intrest gameplay, the mechanics, or the lore
>He is purely playing because he is excited to "play the girls"

>post in reddit thread saying first to guess my age gets a key
>Don't even have a key just seeing the competition
>60 inboxes within like 10 seconds

Fuck this shit i'm out. I'll probably just stop being a jew and preorder. You still get a early beta if you preorder from g2a right?

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>all the key giveaways on leddit are dumb guessing games
just let me mash F5 you fucks

>>140615387
>>140615283
Get cucked :3

>>140611987
ROllan

>>140615223
What did you expect?

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anyone got a spare code? plz
[email protected]

>>140616076
sent :)

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>>140615283
>>140615387
>There are literally people refreshing a page for hours just to fight for 2 days early access against over 50 other retards
>Half of the posts are just baits anyway

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>>140616178

AB7GF-G4TAJ-_BLAF

it's a number

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that meme one on leddit is me boys get memed on

>>140616528

These memes better be dank

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>>140616518
this isn't what an OW key looks like you gigantic faggot

>>140614761
spotted the heal slut

>>140616528
Why are you posting in GaybrosGoneWild

>>140615697
A minimal interest in the game itself.
You faggots know there is literally an entire internet full of unlimited porn if you want to see girls, and a selection of thousands upon thousands of better waifu's in other mediums.
Or you could just get laid irl

>>140617049
>Or you could just get laid irl

We all know that's never going to happen.

Does anybody knows if i can using the same taco bell code the next day? The text says try again tomorrow

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Anyone with a spare key, please?
Never got into the beta, just wanna check it out before I purchase. If I do, I'll pay it forward back here.

[email protected]

>>140615283
Holy shit I just tried this too, 30 in 5 minutes kek

>>140617556
sent :)

>>140617556
sent ^ hf friend

>>140617324
no, it says try again tomorrow as in get another cup tomorrow

>all these poorfags and cucks asking for keys
>They don't have any disposable income
you can't see it but I'm laughing at you

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>>140617876

>>140617735
>>140617753
cute

can i have a key?
[email protected]
thank you friends

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>>140617772

Yah i imagined so. Sounded to good to be true.

I really want the headset... i wish they just sell it, i never win raffles.

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>>140618092
sent :DD

>>140618092
sent :)

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can we post cute art?
I am searching for that one Junkrat and Roadhog bathing picture but can't find it

Why are these Overwatch Character bios so cringeworthy?

Is it because Blizz can't create a unique story to save it's ass?

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Don't open this spoiler if you're not /3rdmay/

>>140619359
who here /may 2nd/? (11pm)

why is this general so dead?

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http://webmshare.com/qDjzq

at least jacking to the porn is fun

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>>140618382

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>>140619427

I got /in/ and manage to find keys for all my friends too.

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>>140618382

>>140615223
>having an interest in the gameplay, mechanics or lore
come on now, we're just playing this because its an alive fps with a ladder that isnt counter strike rng offensive

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>>140618382

>>140612906
is this an insult to egypt?

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can i have a sauce an Pahra's animated porn? all i can find is tracer and widow.. wich is ok but i woul rather have best girl

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>>140618382
>>140620630
biggest and best waifu

>>140621459
>amputee
>best girl
haha no.

>>140621669
Soft silky synthetic flesh > refular flesh

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kill me

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>>140621961

Why did you do that?

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First to post pics of their feet w/ timestamp gets the key

Robots aren't real people

>>140622056
Fuck off you sick fuck.

>>140622034
I forgot about the deadline and ordered it at like midnight

>>140621961
preorder it on November 17, didn't get the key because in the fucking Italy, the key to get early access to the open beta is a Gamestop exclusive

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>>140622056

I once saw someone asking for literal shit pics. This is not that far off.

>>140622241
What? I got it digitally from blizzard and got the open beta key.

>>140622056

That's too perverted for me

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wtf

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>>140621515
pigs are cute

>>140607708
he looks so happy
>>140611987
lol

>>140622489
>another tripfag who doesn't contribute anything
fuck off

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>>140622241
at least we get the free skin right


haha

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Bastion main reporting in. Willing to part ways with my friend code key for bastion smut

>>140622384
>Overwatch will become the new Sonic and Undertale