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>http://upload.farm/ edition

Latest version: 1.07

>Steam page
http://store.steampowered.com/app/413150/

>Patch Notes
http://steamcommunity.com/games/413150#announcements/detail/822278032384212096

>Wiki
http://stardewvalleywiki.com/Stardew_Valley_Wiki

>Where do I get mods?
http://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/
http://community.playstarbound.com/forums/mods.215/

>/sdvg/ recommended mods
http://pastebin.com/8MnxYWY4

>/sdvg/ Lewds Archive
http://pastebin.com/6TH2iu1L

>Modding guide
http://community.playstarbound.com/threads/modding-guides-and-general-modding-discussion-redux.109131/

>FAQ - READ IT
http://pastebin.com/tdWb9HnR

>Crop planner/Calendar
http://exnil.github.io/crop_planner/

>Interactive farm planner
https://stardew.info/planner/

>How do I zoom out / downsample from larger resolutions / take those cool giant screenshots?
Guide: http://pastebin.com/WN3Eqm2Q

Or try using your GPU features: Nvidia -> DSR, AMD -> VSR

>Bats/Mushrooms suck, how do i change it?
http://pastebin.com/6kWP2Juq

>CHUCKLEFISH HURR DURR
http://imgur.com/MGHV7jG
Chucklefish had no hand in the development of this game. They only published it, and Concerned Ape (the creator) asked them to publish it BEFORE the Starbound fiasco.
So don't be a fucking bitch and play the game already.

Previous season:
>>139723937
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My perfect husbando
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>play prairie king
>think it's total shit, die in the third area a bunch
>try again and get to the third area
>stand in the corner and just shoot nonstop
>IT WORKS

FOR WHAT PURPOSE? if i hadn't wasted all my lives before i realized that prevented 100% of deaths i would have beat the boss
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>>140281951
Got the game yesterday, this might be my most comfy experience ever
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Continuing from >>140275034

What did you like especially about SDV and what would you change to make it better?
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>>140277813
What is irony
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>>140283170
Welcome to the club. We're all romantics here.
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Why the fuck can't you put honey in kegs and make mead?
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It's a long shot, but CA - if you lurk here or whatever, I just want you to know that you are incredibly handsome and I want to bang you. Also, cheers for making the best game ever.
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>>140283331
cute husbandos
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>>140285149
I will try my best.

What exactly makes a husbando cute for you, though?
Also, are you a boy or a girl? Are you really into guys or is it just for fun in games?
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>>140286023
I'm half joking at you honestly, but if you're gonna have romance it's more about making sure there's something for everyone, right? My answer would be characters in the same vein as Sebastian but obviously everyone's going to have a different opinion on it. Just have all your basic types covered and then it's just a matter of being good at writing characters, I'd say.
If you still care I'm a legitimate faggot
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>>140286023
Anyone like Shane really.
A bit of a grump, but once you crack that shell, they have a heart of gold.
They only have walls up because of being hurt in the past.
Best husbandos in my opinion.
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>Hardcore Mod: Get!

http://community.playstarbound.com/threads/game-re-balance-hardcore-mode-prices-monsters-crafting-by-kuktar.114091/

It's mostly artificial difficulty, but at least you'll get an actual challenge instead of minmaxing (unless you already went for the comfy route)
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Can I get the bachelors past 8 hearts without a bouquet?
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>>140291082
>it's just a "numbers that work against you are bigger and numbers that work for you are smaller" mod
Well, I suppose it's a start.
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>>140291847
Nope.
You could before, if you gave them a gift on their birthday when they were already on the verge of the eight hearts, but now the last two are completely off limits.

>>140292051
Not much else people can do right now.
Those who can actually code are working on the APIs themselves or on cheating/vaguely useless mods.
And SMAPI doesn't let you interact completely with the game yet, anyway.
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>>140291082
>fucking 200 wood for a single chest
>even the crafting costs for aesthetic items were jacked up, like 3 battery packs for a single lamp
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I want to get back into it but,
Idk, I feel like I've gone too far to start a new game but I messed up at the start and feel like its not worth going back and trying again

>tfw cant have aesthetic farm because cant decide on a good layout
>tfw cant fix the greenhouse because stuck on challenges
>just


should I mod? I think it's keeping me away from the game.
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>>140294464
>I messed up
no such thing unless you married someone you didn't like (and 1.1 will fix that with divorces)
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>"I messed up"
>"no such thing"

man that came out nicer than you probably expected.


And no it's been 2 years and I'm not friends with anyone yet.
I have 8 hearts with Abigail but I'm not sure who's best yet
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>>140294464
Like the other anon said, CA purposefully made it so you don't have to start the game over for any reason, including if you end up regretting doing something (and that's his reason to implement divorces too).

I don't think you're going to find any mods that'll revive your interest in the game considering they're mostly all sprite edits, if you can't continue playing despite your "mess-up" your best bet would probably be to wait until the big content patch is released.

I'm still curious about how you think you messed up, though.
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>>140295751
How would I go about screenshotting the whole farm?
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>>140297108
go to http://upload.farm/ and save the picture
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>>140297108
it's in the OP
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>>140297262
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>>140297675
>all that wooden flooring
REEEEE

also wtfs that gold thing next to the chest next to the dumping box
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>>140298359
Uh some kind of Decoration if I recall,
and yeah I went a little 'overboard' with the whole wood flooring situation didn't I.
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>>140298776
Use weathered flooring next time familia. Dwarf sells it.
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>>140283331

I like the comfy feel and generally how you can take the game at your own pace.

I'm not too far into the game yet since I'm just now on Spring of year 2. But I kinda wish there were more dialogue, and scenes that played out in town aside from heart scenes and such. Chests with more storage capacity would also be nice, and perhaps a compelling reason to plant a variety of crops each season aside from personal preference.
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>>140298857
Fuck it's year 2 aND I HAVENT EVEN MET THE DWARF.
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>>140299224
Seriously? I met him on day 5, just cherry bomb the rock.
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>>140299216
>a compelling reason to plant a variety of crops each season aside from personal preference.

I think he needs to implement some kind of system where supply and demand factors in. So if you sell nothing but Blueberries, then the price of them is going to go down as you flood the market. Other crops might not sell for as much, but having a good variety will ensure that your main crop won't fall off.
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>>140299628
>some kind of system where supply and demand factors in

This will be in our game. I can't spoil the exact mechanics for the economy stuff but they will be really cool and also kinda comfy.
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>>140299216

More specifically, it'd be nice to have more dialogue, character development, & heart scenes with the Dwarf, the Wizard, and Krobus.

One of the biggest things about SDV is befriending people and stuff, yet very little about the protag's relationship with those guys changes from 0 hearts to 10 hearts. I think that it'd be pretty nifty to get to learn more about the Dwarf's people as well as Krobus' people. It also would be nice to get some scenes with the wizard that shows his friendship with the player without removing much of the mystery that surrounds him.
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Will this giant mushroom die during winter or after a season change?
I actually like it and i'll leave it there if it can survive.
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how hard do i have to fuck willy and gus to make them mail me their recipes? im literally only missing those assholes recipes (and clints 7 heart one but he can fuck himself until his birthday tbqh)
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>>140299909
It would be cool if there was a 'magic' skill that he teaches you as you get more friendly with him. It could allow you to cast a spell once a day, or more as you get closer to the wizard. A spell of transformation, or maybe a spell for making it rain, or even a spell to grow your crops faster.
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>>140299465
I found him but he's talking in Dwarven, I have the Green, Blue and Gold scroll (I don't know the numbers off by heart) do I need another?
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>>140300073
it "hibernates" during winter (you can't tap it and it's just a stump) but it comes back in the spring
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>>140300202
Yes, you need the fourth, a red one. Just go through the first few levels killing slimes and digging in the soft ground spots where the duggies come out. You should find it that way.
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>>140300202
red scroll, which is pretty easy to find
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>>140300254
thanks for the answer, mushroom kingdom will become a reality!
I wonder how it happened though, is it just a random thing or can i actually plant mushrooms?
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>>140300989
>random thing
this one
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>>140300337
>>140300378
Got it, brought the weathered flooring, thank you all <3
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>>140301337
fuck off reddit
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Why are they so perfect dudes
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>>140300989
random, but occasionally it will drop seeds like other trees (when you dig them up they're "weeds" a bug item that sells for 50g)

i wish we could grow mushroom trees, fuck man a farm full of purple ones would look so good
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>>140292548
>Nope.
Thank you, you're a bro.
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Vincent modguy where are you?
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Here's my farm. Not really aesthetically pleasing but it works. The barn by the shrine houses 64 kegs and 6 preserve things.
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>>140305783
Wow, it's really soulless!
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ded gaem
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>>140306067
Yeah I know...Any tips to spruce up the joint?
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>>140307807
Just plant fruit trees everywhere
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>>140307807
just be yourself
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>>140307904
I have some saplings and I was contemplating putting them either by the shrine or by the stable. I have 5/6 fruit trees in the greenhouse but I can't put the last one anywhere, I might have to redo them.

>>140307968
Myself is so damn boring. I mean, have you seen my farm? My house is not too great either.
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Whats a good download link for a newer version of this game? I want to try it out, but I don't torrent anymore free internet in Student Living on campus, highly regulated would rather not get caught and I don't want to buy it before I know I like it
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Don't die on me.
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has anyone made any clothing mods yet?
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>>140304151
Being busy for the last few days, but digging through the Event code I figured out how to load custom sprites into the game.

Finished the ones I was making for the 13 heart event last night, hoping to have it finished and update the mod before the weekend.
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>>140311525
Do you like harvest moon or rune factory? If so buy it, if not go watch some lets play videos.
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So any news on the update?
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>>140283331
>better price balance, maybe semi-dynamic economy that lowers prices if you keep selling the same shit
>consequent use of quality levels, so all three steps available for animal produce and also food/artisan goods
>option to go outside and have your waifu accompany you sometimes if you ask her
>more varied dialogue, and villagers should react to changes in the environment, for example change their attitude towards you and/or your spouse if you get married
>bigger fucking fridge, and multiple chest tiers - from small boxes to large chests that may be crafted from hardwood and have double the current number of slots
>more ways to interact with furniture, cupboards/cabinets/dressers behave like chests, bookshelves may contain a selection of books you unlocked in the library, and you can sit down on chairs on couches
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I know fruit trees are tempermental and need to be fenced off for open squares when they start out, can I drop the fences after they finish growing though? It really throws off the symmetry of my farm also I'd love to pave more of it.
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>>140302092
They are too perfect
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>>140311525
you could just use a mega link with the game files titled "stardewvalley demo" or some shit
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>>140323773
wat

just keep the tiles around them clean or else they wont grow wtf u need a fence for
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Any porn mods yet?
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>>140329543
i heard they were hard to do cus tiny sprites
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;_;
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>>140337598
Goodbye little Junimos ;_;
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>>140312839
>Dangan Ronpa (female) shirts and hairstyles
https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/163/?

>Long Dress Body
https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/226/?

>Gravity Falls Headwear
https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/350/?

>Mermaid Farmer
(Not really clothes though, just a replacement for the legs)
https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/271/?

>Mini Skirt and Low Cut Tops
https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/216/?

>Shorts for Ladies
https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/225/?

>Skirt and Round Face
https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/202/?

>Swimsuits to Towels or Robes
http://community.playstarbound.com/threads/swimsuits-to-towels-or-robes.113721/

>Maid/Alice in Wonderland Outfit
http://community.playstarbound.com/threads/maid-outfit-alice-in-wonderland-outfit.112064/

>Pokémon Trainer Hat
http://community.playstarbound.com/threads/pok%C3%A9mon-trainer-hat.108265/

>Kawaii Hats
https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/64/?

That's all the stuff I know of.
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>>140329543
As >>140331579 said, tiny sprites. No actual sex mods/in-game sex animations yet.
There's some nude retextures and some weird, "sexy" crafting/item retextures, but nothing else atm.
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>>140281951
Should I buy this game on Steam or GOG?
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>>140345098
Whichever is cheaper
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>>140345691
but muh DRM free
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>>140345098
Steam gives less money to the developer, but patched content is out faster.

GOG is the opposite. More money to CA, but slower updates.
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>>140281951
what's the starbound fiasco?
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>>140341461
Thanks!!
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Any idea on how should I organize my syrup / tar / resin farm?

Also: is that "plant grass in houses and it'll grow" bug still a thing?

>>140346364
Here's some info:
https://www.reddit.com/r/starbound/comments/2bazwa/starbound_denying_refunds_without_a_reason_even/?sort=confidence

TL;DR: delayed development and people who jumped off the hype train being denied refunds.
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So I'am at winter year 2 and I want to start planning my farm.. Is there a place where I can see some decent looking farms to get inspired? All I see on upload.farm is garbage.
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>>140347393
Just do what feels comfy. You can always change it later.

I recommend mixing up different path types to get more of a comfy vibe. And plant trees where there's empty soil that can't be used for crops anyway.

t. OP, that's my farm

Also, I need more kegs.
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Where do I report bugs?
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Bumping thread with Linus's filthy junk
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>>140354203
Linus is cute!
CUTE!

Also Marnie
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>>140326016
>wtf u need a fence for
Not that anon, but some people play this game to have a good time and make a nice, comfy looking farm, not for min-max autism simulator
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>>140354991
He may be cute, but he bathes in the rain instead of going to the public baths.
His adorable junk is FILTHY
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>>140355258
oh
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>>140355437
Wish more people would use the public baths.
The only options right now are to either sniff Abigail's smelly clothes, have implied sex with Penny in her 10 hearts event or to walk in front of Alex while he's doing lifts, causing confused boners for everyone involved.
After 1.1 CA should really work on some more interactivity/random events/maybe even new characters.
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>>140354991
That Marnie looks really cute!
Now if only there was a cuter sprite, too.
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>>140356027
Yeah, I agree. I would love to go to the baths and just see people chilling out. In their swimmers.
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>>140357181
Or their towels.
Or their bathrobes.
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>>140357449
Jesus christ. Sign me up for that.
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>>140357123
vanilla Marnie looking concerned is the most adorable thing in the entire game
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>>140357976
>Double chin sprite

There's a mod on the Nexus that gets rid of that
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>>140357625
It's this mod:
http://community.playstarbound.com/threads/swimsuits-to-towels-or-robes.113721/

I really wish we could have all-out parties in the public baths/pool.
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>>140358306
Thank you kind anon!
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Any neat mods out yet?
Or are we still waiting for CA to make some official modding tools?
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>>140359971
It's mostly just sprite edits and portrait mods.
There's some actual gameplay mods, but they're pretty basic right now.

So we're waiting for official modding tools.
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>>140361463
I want to make one that makes honey brewable, to get mead. But I have no clue where to start.
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>>140361656
Take a look at this thread:
http://community.playstarbound.com/threads/modding-guides-and-general-modding-discussion-redux.109131/

There's all kinds of tutorials and tools. Grab xnb node or xnb extract, copy your game folder somewhere else and then just start fucking around with the files.
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>>140283331
>Change up the storyline involving Joja. You can keep it as a corporate villain, but maybe expand Morris' role, where you can help him get away from Joja and open a comfy business in town
>Expanded production ability, it's got a good base, but I am autistic in that I like a lot of production facilities, maybe even entire farm building devoted to certain production types, rather than just small fixtures. Also more detail in the artisan works, like being able to do more with the artisan objects to make them even more valuable or something
>Farm vehicles. With the sheer size of the farm, players could have massive fields of crops, and that can be mind numbingly annoying to maintain, so at later points in the game, maybe include farm vehicles the player can use to mass harvest, mass water, mass plow, what have you.
>Expanding the town: A personal interest of mine, but the idea that as you progress in the game, and become a better farmer, you bring more life to the town, and more people may move in, or you can personally talk to the mayor about funding for new buildings in the town that open up new features or additions
>Expand the villagers roles. Make the town feel more alive, I mean the villagers have some great variety in what they do, but they could do so much more. Like maybe you go to the bathhouse and find some of them hanging out, or Penny brought the kids there, or maybe you go to the forest and find a picnic has been set up, theres a lot of time and space to work with
>Going on the previous idea: Events. More town events, the holidays are great, but only a few do anything important, and even then you don't really contribute much to them. I mean you're part of the town, but you can never participate in setting up the events. Again, a lot of time is available to the game, plenty of room for so much more stuff to do.
>Beyond the town: Going off Calico Desert, more locations could be included in the game to visit outside of Pelican Town.
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>>140362510

> Farm vehicles

I really love this idea
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>>140362510
To add onto to my idea for expanding production ability. It would be great to have more varieties of farming styles. Like for example, starting a fish farm. Giving us the ability to expand the pond on our farm and start raising specific breeds of fish, or even fish that can't be caught in the valley, or different kinds of aquatic life. Or a mushroom farm, the cave kind of starts that idea, but it would be cool to expand from that idea and start a full production of growing fungus. Or even transforming into completely different 'farm' types, like turning your farm into a wild-life like zone for raising game-animals such as quail or deer, expand on the uses for flowers maybe and give the player the option to start a full sized nursery for flowers. Maybe give Demitrius a bigger role as a researcher and unlock crossbreeding plants to discover 'secret' crops?
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>>140362510
>Like maybe you go to the bathhouse and find some of them hanging out, or Penny brought the kids there

penny molesting vincent action when
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>>140347393
I'd suggest using trees decoratively.
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>>140366194
Anon no
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>my canaries's eggs are hatching right now
>my strawberry sprouts were replanted yesterday
>my chili plants are growing well

I've turned my dorm room in to a fucking farm.

What has this game done to me.
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>>140366194
I'd rather have her molesting Jas.
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>>140368691
Looks like it's time to escape your current life and start a farm

>>140368904
ANON NO
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Alright Im a fucking moron who cant get the more crops mod running. I tried doing it just like instructed but apparently I fucked it up somehow. Can some kind anon spoonfeed me and help me out?
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>>140368691
Making you a better person.
That's what SDV has done to me too. I'm going to start working on a mini farm soon.
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>>140368949
>ANON NO

Why not? I think it's a great idea and it would totally work, since literally nobody goes to the bath.

It's the perfect crime.
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>>140357976
Man, it's shit like that which makes Lewis not go public.
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Do fruit trees produce their items if there's something next to them or does it only matter while they're maturing? So say if I grow a fruit tree but have to remove some weathered floor to be able to place it, can i put the floor back down after it starts producing fruit?
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Alright faggots give me some creative favorite things
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>>140371814
Jas's semen-soaked panties.
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Jas lewds when?
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>>140357976
She's saying that right beside Marlon, too.
Give him a chance, Marnie!

I wanna play matchmaker damnit.
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>>140373816
You're late today anon.
Or are you not the same guy as usual?
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>>140371814
Beef
Brown loafers
Kewpie
Enemas
Rusty Trombones
Strange Buns
Fish Taco
Super Cumber
Grandpa
Shane's Cock
Midgets
Masturbating
Clopping

I don't fucking know


>>140374046
Yeah, Marlon would treat Marnie right. I want them to hook up. Lewis can fuck right off.
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>>140374171
First time I've posted that, just wanted to give the thread a quick little bump
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>>140374495
Just asking. Because someone actually drew three lewds of Jas and some of Vincent a few threads ago.
The original anon was wondering what to post every thread now.
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>>140371052
No one responded...
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>>140374623
>someone actually drew three lewds of Jas

THAT'S NOT ENOUGH
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>>140371052
>>140375295
>does it only matter while they're maturing
this one
i had to surround mine with paths only after they were done growing
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>>140375420
Thank you Senpai
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friendly reminder leah is best girl
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>>140380702
>personality and background begins and ends with "muh art, muh unsupporting ex"
No.
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>>140371052
Only when growing, when they are fully grown and producing fruits, they dont care
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>>140382751
Has anyone been to this site: http://upload.farm/

Seems a lot easier than using GeDoSaTo for screenshots.
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>>140383697
It's this thread's edition >>140281951
And while it's certainly easier to use than GeDoSaTo, it doesn't work well with mods or graphical changes of any kind.

Someone tried uploading a save while married to Jas with the Jas Marriage Mod, and the server crashed. The save still showed up, but with no images.
And someone that colored their trees blue, pink and stuff got a normal screenshot with normal, green trees.
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>>140383697
>farms are posted publicly
intothetrashitgoes.png
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>>140384164
Hmm true, I didn't think about the mods. Also I didn't see the edition.
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>>140386096
Unfortunately they can't even attempt to make the site compatible with the mods (especially those that change the actual game files, and consequently the save) since there are so many, and there will probably be even more in the future.
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>>140355606
you're a legend
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>>140355606
>>140388607
You call that min-maxing?
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>>140390063
You're a LEGENDARY legend.
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>>140390063
H-How many Blueberry plants is that? Did you plant them all on the same day?
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>>140355606
i dont know why but i'm laughing so hard
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>>140390063
holy shit
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>>140390063
And I am here on year 2 having 3000...
But I am happy with my farm!
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>>140390753
Not mine, but you can read the stats here:

https://www.reddit.com/r/StardewValley/comments/4e9xf2/the_ultimate_harvest/
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>>140390063
>he didn't demolish the stable afterwards so he could keep the horse and also use the spent tiles for more blueberries
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>seasons changed
>now my farm looks like shit until summer
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Are blueberries the most profitable crop aside from ancient fruit?
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>>140390063
how can the game even be fun at that point
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>>140392512
Winter to spring is the worst, spent a while clearing it out and it gets flooded with trash when spring rolls around
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>>140392786
Strawberries should be good too. I think most crops that produce multiple fruits upon harvest are quite profitable
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>>140392963
It's not
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Is it worth it to buy Quality fertilizer for regrowing crops and single-harvest crops like pumpkins? or does the 150g per tile overcome the revenue from high quality crops?
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>>140394224
quality fertilizer lasts for the whole season or until the tile is untilled, you should be able to make up the difference if you harvest every tile about 4 times
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Who here made their character look more like a robot than just a person?

It makes automatically passing out at 2AM more amusing, since I attribute it as a self-presevation failsafe by Grandpa so my character can shut down for repairs and upgrades.

It also makes leaving the mines with 1 HP less horrifying, and explains how they immediately get energy from food.

[Spoiler]Yes I shamelessly borrowed the idea from Game Grumps because I liked it that much. [/spoiler]
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>>140284945
His girlfriend who supported him while he made the game is probably his waifu atm.
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Hey Anons, it's Fall 15 of year 2 and I have everything for community bundles except rabbit's foot and duck feather. I have the animals, but they're at 1 heart each. Am I fucked?
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>>140397696
>Fail spoiler
>Game grumps
>Autism
Only the latter is justified here, reddit.
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>>140398528

>Not wanting to be a cyborg.

You're no /m/an, but I'll respect your opinion.
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anyone got a link to the cowgirl mod? the mega doesn't work anymore
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>>140398347
I got a rabbit's foot drop from one of those weird flying things in the skull cave. I got my duck feather from the traveling merchant lady. Dunno if that's helpful at all.
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>>140398347
it takes about a month to get to max friendship with your animals
as long as you're not extremely unlucky, you'll manage to do it

but keep checking the travelling merchant every time you can just in case, rabbits and ducks are asses with those two drops sometimes
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Have any good wallpapers been made yet?
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>>140392786
Cranberries actually have the highest profit per month of all the non ancient fruit crops, Blueberries are second
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>>140391239
Your farm looks pretty comfy
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Does the quality bonus from fertilizer really only apply to the first one of crops that drop multiple berries or whatever?

>>140401609
>>140403665

The dragonflies?
Also, I got my duck feather from a one heart duck, the fuck? Where was this luck before, CA?
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>>140410647
>Does the quality bonus from fertilizer really only apply to the first one of crops that drop multiple berries or whatever?
As long as there's fertilizer on the ground (i.e. until the end of season or the tile gets de-tilled), it'll affect anything you harvest from the tile.

>The dragonflies?
Yes, the flying serpents have a very small chance of dropping Rabbit's Foot.
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>>140410874
>As long as there's fertilizer on the ground (i.e. until the end of season or the tile gets de-tilled), it'll affect anything you harvest from the tile.

I mean I heard that for stuff that can drop multiple items like potatoes, cran/blueberries that the bonus only applies to the item you manually pick up, and the extras are completely random.
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RIP /aco/ thread
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>>140407332
the r looks stupid
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Post porches
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>>140416272
i had to hurry the fuck up before the thread died

i was about to rewrite it because the last two ds were incomplete but i already had wasted all my energy re-doing "ded" thanks to the debris preventing me from writing properly
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Do any of the monster girl mods change the animal audio? It's strange hearing a buxom babe moo
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>>140418978
That Harvest Moon outfit is great. Did you make it with the vanilla clothing options?
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>>140425418
Had to edit the hat, accessory, and shirt
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>>140394224
>buying

Honestly a day or two spent fishing is enough for all the fertilizer you'll want per season
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If someone was to make a clothing retexture overhaul, what would you guys like to see?
So far I have
Full Harvest Moon set [hat, overalls, scarf]
Wario overalls
Olive field jacket
Fur lined bomber jacket
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>>140426525
Could you share the files? It looks great.
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>>140427634
A good looking flannel shirt would be nice.
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>>140421301
Not really. Whatever way you look at them, those are cows.
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Don't die on me.
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>>140436730
Let the thread die already
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>>140299909
A bit of magic would definitely be great. That's why I want to add it to my game. It will be somewhat mid-game, though.

>>140323405
YES to MORE CHESTS!

I've been learning quite a bit from Undertale lately about ways characters can change their dialogue/attitude based on player actions. All those tiny little details require effort but I think it'll worth it to write dialogue for more situations.
Interactive furniture is a nice addition to the list as well.

>>140364483
Tractors are already on our list. :^)

>>140362510
I agree on the "make the town feel more alive" thing. I want to have more events and more ways for the player to interact with the villagers. Also, the player's actions should influence how people's shops develop, what happens during certain events, etc. It should also be up to the player's behavior if NPCs come to the town or leave it. This is going to require lots of diagrams to prevent people referencing things that haven't happened and all that shit. wew this is going to be quite some work and I'm already scared.

Thanks for all the discussion, /sdvg/.
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>>140365116
Personally I'd like to give the player more ways what and more importantly HOW to farm. Expanded beekeeping, insects, hunting etc. are definitely on the list. Also, "secret" crops are as well with a really neat mechanic.
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Vincent modguy I miss you. ;_;
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C'mon! Stay alive! Don't go into the light!
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>>140447902
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
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>>140397805
Well, if she supported him as much as it sounds like she did, she must be a good egg.
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>>140443732
But I'm still here :<
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3 years in and still no void egg

what the fuck is this utter horseshit? ive been checking the traveling cart for 6 months and all she ever has is stupid shit like tulips and cave carrots
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>>140448419
Oh you are?

I hadn't heard from you in a while, how's the mod?
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>>140449614
Good, I'm finishing up the event stuff now. Just need to get all the timing right for the actions.
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>>140449830
Sounds great!

What will trigger the events?
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will mods fuck up getting steam achievements? i wanted to install easier fishing because fuck some of the legendaries and the octopus
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>>140449946
Just walking into the right areas at the right times/weather conditions/heart levels. It'll just have the 13 heart one when I update tomorrow, since I want to have the others all get released together as a single update when they're ready.
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>>140451707
I can't wait to see that 13-heart event.
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>thread was kept alive by talk of a mod to romance vincent
literally fishing for scraps here
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>>140283331
The upgrading should be slowed down and more customizable. I think you should buy building but it should be your decision what you put in. I want to craft egg hachers, shiping bins, upgrade machines to work faster...
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>>140456753
How new are you? That has been in the works for a while now
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>>140311525
u can always return the game on steam
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>>140450752
People like you will make this game suffer.
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>got to the first week of summer
>laptop went caput
>two months later got it fixed
>general is dying
Could be worse.
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>>140461532
the legend and octopus make me suffer
i could probably get the crimsonfish and glacierfish if i tried real hard but i just want the game to be comfy and not spend 5 minutes playing clicker heroes in it
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>>140458084
i know about the mod im just saying... you know what?

forget

hi i'm megan im new here and im filled lots of fear!
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wowsers
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>>140468848
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>>140468848
yeah anon
instead of tending to your farm you're running around snooping into private doctor's appointments
how DO you work?
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>>140469623
It's winter, nigga, there aint much else to do around this place.
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Page ten
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Do I need to put bait in the pots if I only want to drop them into my lakes to catch trash?
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>>140476036
yes

unless you have the luremaster perk
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Any updates from the Ape man himself about the next update?
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>>140480578
no, he's been dead for the last week except for a single reply to a "omg thank you ur game is the next coming of jesus" thread on reddit
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>>140480691
Well I hope that means he's working on it, which he usually seems to be doing.
If he was 24/7 tweeting or posting on Reddit then that'd be a bad sign.
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>>140480854
it is a bad sign though, he said he would be taking a break to brainstorm and would share more about his plans """soon"""
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>>140466969
>you'll never go down on Shane and get a bit of his pubes in your mouth
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>>140480961
Don't be impatient, sweet anon. He clearly has been working a great deal, plus this update is going to take a great deal of work. You'd know that if you ever even attempted to make a game yourself.
I'm excited and can barely wait myself, but relax hombre, he'll be back

>>140481172
I can dream. ;_;
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Probably a very low chance of this but is there a mod that turns your animals into walking skeleton versions? I have a vague lich theme going on with my farm.
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I like Shane and all, but it kinda gross me out how people have a fetish of saving him from depression or whatever.
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>>140484597
>wanting to make someone happy is now a fetish

You can say the same for Pennyfags.
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>>140484946
honestly, I feel the same for Pennyfags too.
Loving someone shouldn't be a project.
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>>140484597

Personally, I like him not because he is depressed, but because he's a good person underneath.

Plain and simple.

Yes, I can relate to him because of alcoholism and depression, but literally after two hearts he opens up and shows that he's a decent guy.

How hard is that to comprehend?
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>>140484597
I have such issues and there are definitely people who have a fetish for it. To hear how "cute" your life long damage that prevents normal activity is is a massive disservice.
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>>140484597
It'd be nice to have someone want to save me from depression desu
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>>140484946
>>140485050

Thing with Penny is she pretty much begs you to 'save her'
Shane on the other hand tells you to fuck off and once you are friends with him, even then he doesn't beg to be 'saved'.
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>>140487001
Penny is also a bit kid crazy. She wants to make her own family to overcompensate from her shitty family.
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>>140486425
you should have someone love you for being you, not because you have a mental condition.
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>>140487847
I don't hate Penny at all, but any chick that is like that disgusts me
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>>140487001
>tfw you literally went out with a girl like Penny (lived with a deadbeat mom in a trailer park and wanted me to get her out)

It's no fun irl let me tell you
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>>140476036
youll still catch shit like snails and cockles
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>>140490964
Yeah, that's waaay too much pressure.
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>>140486425
There are many people who can help with that. They aren't going to carry you on their backs though.
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>>140281951
How do you take those whole farm screenshots?
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>>140495418
>How do you take those whole farm screenshots?

>>140281951
>http://upload.farm/ edition
>How do I zoom out / downsample from larger resolutions / take those cool giant screenshots?

>literally in the OP
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>>140494016
Yeah totally killed the romance for me. I Maru'd the fuck out after the two star event
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I really want Shane to beat me up
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>>140495772
I want him to take me roughly from behind, all hot and tipsy
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>>140355258
>>140355606
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>>140490964
Jesus. Hope you got away all right.
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... It's sexy husbando time
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>>140505414
why is harvey so underrated
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>>140506268
For me it was his pedostache.
And his general creeping during festivals.

I also never really needed to go to the doc, so I never saw him or Maru.

Now, if only there was a Commissioner Gordon retexture for him, I might reconsider.
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>>140506551
>pedostache.
ill never understand this meme
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>>140506551
>>140506985
yeah, that's just a mustache, not a pedostache
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>>140506985
>>140507269
I dunno, it just kind of gives me that weird vibe.
Add to that his (again) creeping during festivals (usually near the kids), everything just clicks.
I guess you could also call it a pornstache, but the feel is not the same.
CA drew his mustache really weird is what I'm getting at. He also gave him weird face shading, compared to the other bachelors. Fanart usually gives him a better mustache.

Let's be honest, he doesn't look anything like that fanart. But if he did, he'd definitely be cuter.

Might be just me though.
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>>140506551

Yeah, it was his creeping and hiding behind bushes for me, comboed with the 'stache

>>140507856

> Fanart usually gives him a better mustache
Yes, this.
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>>140495681
That sucks anon. I've seen it work if the guy actually likes the girl enough, but both of them have shitty families.
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>>140506551
Man, why didn't I save that one "I wanna blank James Gordon's blank" screenshot from /tg/?
It would have been perfect.
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>Samoan Alex
Meh.

Would have preferred him as a FtM.
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I just found the best Harvey portrait yet.

http://community.playstarbound.com/threads/all-character-portraits-by-unclerabbit.112405/

The Elliot portrait is pretty good, too.
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>>140512614
fuck off tumblr
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>>140513776
Those portraits are pretty hit-or-miss, honestly.
Some of them are really good though.

>>140516437
But I'm a /d/egenerate that likes cuntboys, anon
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>>140512614
I dunno about FtM, but I sure as hell want some more genderbent portraits, like pic related.
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>thread on several suicide watchlists
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It's still year 1, but it's summer day 12, I got 9 patches of blueberries growing (RIP my energy), and 10k gold. I already got the level 2 rod, and all backpack upgrades so my money isn't really going anywhere right now. Is it a good idea to save my money for caravan sprinklers instead of getting more blueberry seeds?

Also, am I missing out for not farming hardwood yet?

Should I be abusing the fuck out of the spa and fish/chop wood until I drop?
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>>140513776
I find this one pretty cute, too bad there's no mustache.
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>>140518605
Spa is waste of time. Just make cheese or other food.
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>>140513776
I wish there were more that gave him a full beard. I prefer that to just moustache or taking away facial hair altogether (which just makes him look younger).
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>>140519193

>mfw no cows or kitchen

Shoot. So what basic foods are good until then? Super Cucumbers recover almost all my energy, and I can reliably fish it.
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Kinda wanted to wait for all the grass to grow in but whatever. Looking forward to making ~500k on Blueberries this season.
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>>140521135
Maple seed + Acorn + Pinecone.
It's in the crafting section.
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>>140518605
Spa is a noob trap, by that time you should be making your own food, even just fried eggs or omlette or if you get 3 hearts with lenny, he will give you a sashimi receipe, its one of the best food to have, easy and cheap to make to get energy
No, hardwood isnt as important as others say or imply it is
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Is there some trick to having enough grass to cut down to feed your animals?
I've had to buy hay from Marnie been fucked over ever since year 2 started
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>>140523224
Grow a ot of it.
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>>140518605
Shame that you haven't gotten Sprinklers yet. By the time that you were in, I had gotten enough iron and copper to make 10 Sprinkers at the start of summer, 40 Blueberries bushes that I didn't have to maintain myself. By the time that fall came, I had gotten gold and set up 10 quality sprinkers. I think I have like 50k gold and it's only year 1.
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Newfag to this general
Picked the game up not too long ago, but I was wondering how people are taking screenshots of their whole farms?
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>>140523783
its' in the op ya dingus
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>>140523783
In the OP

Also upload.farm
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>>140521471
Looks very comfy, good job.
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>>140521471
Make sure you show us when the grass has properly grown and the blueberries are in bloom.
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>>140523224
dont have 80 animals and grow a big field of grass each year. if you only have 1 or 2 silos and theyre full but you still have grass to cut pull hay out of the feeder and put it in a chest so you have extra during the winter
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>>140521471
...are you REALLY using iridium sprinklers for 3x3 plots?
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>>140526882
Aren't those quality sprinkles on the sides though?
They look brown to me.
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>>140527420
So they are. My screen lied to me.
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>>140524418
>>140524558
Sorry guys, it's a little confusing for me. Not really used to doing any kind of "modding". I did everything the doc said, but my view still looks the same and I'm not sure if it's taking the pictures or not. Where does it save them to?
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Agriculturist or Artisan? About to head into blueberry season but have only one keg.
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>>140528238
Are you trying to work with GeDoSaTo? It can be a bit tricky to use, so if it doesn't work for you/looks too complicated, try going on the "upload.farm" site.

You just have to upload your save file (AppData/Roaming/Stardew Valley/CharacterName_SomeNumbers) and it'll give you all of your stats as well as a screenshot of your farm.
The site doesn't work well with mods though, so be warned.
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>>140528394
If you plan on making a lot of wine later than artisan. If not then agriculturist
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>>140528765
Yeah, I was trying to use GeDoSaTo. I'll give upload.farm a try, shouldn't have any problems as I don't use any mods.
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>>140529031
Ugh... upload.farm isn't working for me. Whenever I drag in my save-file and hit upload it says the site can't be reached... I just want to take a pretty picture of my farm :(
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>>140529936
That's really weird. You sure you're not using any type of mods that could be modifying your savefile? Like marriage mods, the like?
And what is your step by step process to upload your save? Are you hitting the "Choose a file" button, selecting your save file (that should go "CharacterName_IDNumbers", instead of the "SaveGameInfo" one) and then hitting "Upload"?
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>>140530395
I figured it out. Today I learned I'm fucking retarded... I was trying to upload the save folder and not the actual file.

It's still a work in progress, but I like the aesthetic of it so far.
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im so sorry
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>>140530960
I wish I could actually organize my farm.
I just plant and build shit wherever (usually near the house), and then I leave everything to the forest.

My farm is a fucking jungle.
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Bumpin' with best husbando.
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>>140531171
damn anon, you need to do some spring cleaning
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>>140534740
>implying
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>>140534740
>>140535151
>implying
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>>140534740
>>140535151
>>140535231
>implying
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>>140534740
>>140535151
>>140535231
>>140535393
>implying
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>>140534740
>>140535151
>>140535231
>>140535393
>>140535574
>implying
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>>140535785
Elliot is second best
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>>140534740
>>140535151
>>140535231
>>140535393
>>140535574
>>140535785
>implying
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>>140535151
>>140535231
>>140535393
>>140535574
>>140535785
>>140537065
>implying
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>>140537065
>Being into girls
smhtbqhwyf

>>140537347
>>>/xcg/
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>>140537386
>implying that penny is a girl
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I need to kill 3 or 4 days is this game worth the 15 dingdongs?
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>>140537813
Until CA gives us H-Scenes wheer Penny has a dick I can't take your proposition into accoutn
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>>140538116
Yes. I burned through 12 hours over the weekend I bought the game. It's easy to get sucked in.
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>>140538116
If you like Harvest Moon kinda games, yes.
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>>140534882
I let the trees reproduce so I can take the wood down, right now I'm just waiting for them to grow up to mature state and cut them without giving them time to drop more seeds onto the ground.
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>Go to Pierre's Store
>Closed becasue of Egg Hunting Festival
>Not enough money, cant afford some good seeds
>Next day
>Go to Pierre's Store again
>Store opens at 9:00 AM
>Wait
>9:AM, time to buy some shit
>Store closed on Wednesdays
>My fucking face when
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>>140545902
>Pierre: "Boohoo JoJo Corp is running me out of business!"
>Pierre: Arbitrarily closes his store on Wed

Why
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>>140546332
>Leah drinking wine
>She's drunk
Imagine what Starfruit Wine would do to you when you get drunk
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>>140546743
Wonderful things

Do you think Penny has a genetic predisposition to alcoholism?
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Are you guys going to start new save files for the Shane/Emily patch?

Is anyone planning to go down the Joja path while romancing Shane?
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Here's my farm. I got rid of the cobblestone path and replaced it with stone floor. Same with the stepping stones but with crystal floor. Also had Robin construct another Brewery Barn.
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>>140546332
>"JojaMart is ruining my business!"
>Steps away from the register as soon as I walk up to buy a shit ton of seeds
PIERRE YOU BACKWATERS NIGGER, I AM TRYING TO GIVE YOU MONEY, STOP STARING AT THE SHELVES. JOJA MART MAY BE SATAN BUT MORRIS AT LEAST STICKS TO HIS FUCKING POST.
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>>140547946
Most people in small farming villages in bumfuck nowhere have a disposition to alcoholism. There aint much else to do besides get drunk and/or fuck
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>>140550101
Ain't that the truth [spoilers] and you can't exactly drink with her so
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>>140551662
Well, just imaging Leah getting drunk from all the wine you throw at her and masturbating with a hand made dildo shaped like you out of wood
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1.08 when?
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>you'll never rim Shane's ass after his hard day at work
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>>140546332
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>>140553281
>you'll never ride Shane because he's tired and horny after his shift
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>>140553317
fixed it for ya
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>>140553623
>you'll never have him jizz all over your face, marking yourself as his
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>>140555312
>you will never make him your sharecropper love slave after you put his employer out of business
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>>140555880
he better be dom or else that's fucked up
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>>140553317
fantastic
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>shaneposting is the only thing keeping this thread alive

CA save us
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>>140556335
calm your tits, it's late night in the states and early morning in europe. it'll pick back up a little later... or it won't and we'll have to migrate to a new thread
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>>140556652
I was joking, but okay.
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>>140556028
He's an unemployed former retail worker and dating someone who kills void demons and pulls diamonds out of the ground. Who do you think doms in that relationship?
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>>140556732
You're hysterical! CALM DOWN!
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>>140557316
but that's what makes it so good, anon.
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>>140557404
If anyone is the dom it's Penny
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>>140557790
I bet Haley would try to act dominant in bed, but melt into a kitten the instant you start touching her
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>>140558408
The girl has bratty sub written all over her
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>>140558491
>Haley puts on a naked apron to surprise you when you come home from a long day of work
>You open the door and are greeted by that shapely body barely hidden by the tiny apron
>It's at that point Haley notice Jas, Vincent and Marnie had tagged along to join the couple for dinner
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>>140558889
>...ki-kds sometimes it's better to cook in just an apron so you don't get your clothes dirty!
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>>140548254
yes to the first part
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>>140548254
I'll probably do a community centre run and then a Joja run, if his romance arc is good. It better be.
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> You will never hold Shane to help him cry out his sorrows
> You will never fall asleep holding his hand
> You will never play video games with him whilst drunk
> You will never have 'accidental' drunken sex with him
> You will never be laden with his seed because you both forgot to use protection
> You will never have to get married because of it
> You will never have Shane's purple-haired babies
> You will never come home to Shane happily making you pizza after a hard day of work
> You will never grow old and fat with Shane.

Why live
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>>140559161
>Marnie in the back trying to not burst out with laughter as Haley stumbles over herself to grab a robe and explain her way out of this mess
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I want to _adopt_ jas
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>Befriend Linus
>He sends me the last fish for my river fishing bundle
Friendship really does pay off
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>>140562918
>>140563656
I want Jas to give me a thumbs up while shes naked and sitting on a fence watching me work in the fields
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>>140563960
somebody draw this ASAP
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i always get an internal server error when using upload.farm
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>>140537386
>implying you didn't get the (admittedly dumb) joke

That's the MtF portrait from the diverse stardew valley.

Aside from that,
>being into girls
I'm into anything that moves and/or is cute.
But I guess my definition of cute is weird.
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Update for Bachelor Vincent is out. Includes the new 2-heart and 13-heart events. I apologize in advance.

http://stardewmods.com/resources/94/
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>>140571195
There are people who want to marry Vincent? I mean I get Jas, because I am a pedo, but why Vincent?
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Does harvesting Crab pots increase Fishing skill?Also, most lucrative spots for them?
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>>140560895
there's no such thing as a happy marriage that involves premartial sex
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>>140578796
I think it does
Uh, doesnt matter much, just put them in your pond(s) at your farm
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Where is this fucking rabbit's foot, fuck.

>>140579158
autist confirmed
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>>140390063
why
by the time I got the greenhouse in the first place I was already running out of shit to spend money on, just by selling minerals and seasonly crops
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Kinda confused, are the sprinklers 2 or 3 from the horizontal sides? Same with vertical sides, can't tell the exact amount of titles to place them
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>>140586260
forgot image
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>>140586371

Iridium Sprinklers are basically for watering 5x5 squares, and you just stick one smack dab in the center of the 5x5.
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Why haven't you replaced the mummies with Bubble Head Nurses yet, /sdvg/?
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>>140571963
It's like if you were you, but gay and with shit taste
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>>140590226
yeah, like Jas is such a top tier loli.

I don't even like Vincent, but Jas is so shit
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>>140586371
WHY DO PEOPLE USE BLUEBERRIES INSTEAD OF RASPBERRIES WHEN THEY ARE HIGHER PROFIT??? I DONT GET IT
I LITERALLY DONT GET IT
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>>140590757
>being this dense
that's ancient fruit
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>>140590757
>merely pretending to be retarded
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>>140590918
>>140590930
Ow ;_;
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>>140281951
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i made this shit for you
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>>140594989
Wait, are you also editing the UsernameLogin portraits?
Those were a bit of a bitch. But the scared face was too hilarious.
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>>140595089
Eh, no I am complaining it was taken from the OP, maybe.

What is these edits about? Did the game change?
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>>140595410
Those are from a portrait mod by some dude named UsernameLogin.
The edits I'm talking about are for the Jas & Vincent Marriage Mods.
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When do the pedophiles kill themselves? Is there a mod for that?
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Any news from "taking a break and brainstorming" CA?
It's been 10 days already.

>>140595937
You could make it.
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>>140595647
That is me. Nevermind.
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>>140579158
Says you.
Gotta test drive the car before you buy it fool
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>>140595991
he is never coming back.

his vision was the released game, he just put up with suggestions and quality of life changes for the fun of it.

But now that is vision is done he is gone even over it, he is not coming back.

enjoy what we got man, its over.
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>>140596273
Ah sorry, I didn't get that.
I'm shit at reading comprehension.
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>it's another shitty fanart episode
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>>140596604
>it's another "let's take garbage out of the garbage bin to show everyone how rotted and smelly it is" episode
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>>140596604
God, that shit's ugly.

Here, cleanse your eyes with some cool Wizard+Junimo fanart.
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>>140590414
Yeah, but you see, she's still a loli (good)

Meanwhile Vincent is a shota (shit)
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>>140590414
>>140597608
What even makes a loli and/or shota top tier, anyway?
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Need to make my farm comfy this winter, suggestions?
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I come home from work to see shitty pedo shit.
I ain't looking for a fight, but still - I don't see what the appeal in children are. Children are so fucking annoying and shit.

Oh well, I like to think you are pedo-ing it up in games and stuff instead of fiddling kids in real life.
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>>140599168
Maybe different paths other than cobblestone and stepping stone. Once I switch from that to stone and quartz floors it really made my farm pop. Perhaps maybe some nice fencing.

The layout you for for crops isn't bad, centered around the radius of the scarecrows.
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>>140599168
You can always do with more trees, fruit or regular. That beehive setup looks kinda boring. Effective, but boring. If you want to go for comfy, be inventive. You could change those four iridiums in the middle. Plant some trees there, maybe hide the beehives between them. Something like that.
I'd also change that stone flooring at the big pond, looks out of place to me.
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>>140599276
They're openly modding pedoshit into a game little kids will certainly play. That's not something ethical pedos do, these are the tumblr type.
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>>140601556

I didn't say I exactly agreed with it.
However, it's probably better if it's in a game instead of real life.
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>>140601556
This argument makes no sense. What?
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Probably a dumb as fuck question, but what the hell is a Plowability Quotient?
I assumed it meant 'plowability' as in sex. But what do I know. My brain has checked out for the night.
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>>140601556
>They're openly modding pedoshit into a game little kids will certainly play.

Well, do you want these young children to marry adults in-game? It only makes sense to give the wee tots someone to marry that's around their age.
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>>140602019
looks like some faggot tried to vandalize the wiki (You) but didn't know how to
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So, I've tried to maintain aesthetics while making the farm profitable.

How did I do? I make lesser demon-tier amounts of money from Ancient Fruit wine.
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>>140602670
Why would I do that? Pretty fucking dumb.
I honestly don't know what it means.
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>>140601698
It's even better if it's not easy found by searching the game's name.
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>>140603248
now do Farmer and Emily and Clint and farmer.
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>>140603357
Exactly.
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>>140602095
Fuck off, Muhammad.
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>>140603650
What? Do you think it's okay for children to marry adults in their video games?
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>>140603814
You post on Reddit, don't you.
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>>140603931
Can't say I do or ever did. Why do you need to know, Anon?
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Dead game. People didn't believe me when I said it two weeks ago.
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>>140605192
who gives a shit
people were expecting him to do a notch long before he even went on """break"""
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>>140605682
I give a shit. I came and posted about it here, after all.
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>>140578796
i think the ocean would give you the most money since you get lobsters which sell for 100g but it's a pain in the ass to go there every day
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>it's another we're on page 10 episode
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>>140605192
Dead game indeed. Only the 20th most played game on Steam right now.
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>>140610608
Are there any advantages to making the Community Center the Joja Warehouse?
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Requesting this photoshopped to say 40 kegs, with Lex wearing a straw hat, and ancient fruit and gold coins flying around in the background.
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>>140611635
Once you're rich you can buy all the expansions.
Shane keeps his job.
Cuck Pierre.
Support capitalism.
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>>140610676
And Steam isn't the only vendor.
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>>140611797
It's the largest vendor of its kind on the internet.
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>>140611701
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what is there to enjoy in this kind of game? I've seen it around a lot but don't know if I should give it a try
I mostly enjoy rpgs and strategy games, if that helps at all
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>>140612878
Brilliant.
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>>140613575
Farm planning
Dungeoning
Armbars
Capitalism
Waifus/Husbandos
Armdrags
Making a cozy farm
Armbars
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Post ideas you want into the game.

I'd like some sort of flower pot or planter that you can put in your house and grow crops in year round.

They'd have to be limited somehow, like requiring more than an iridium sprinkler to build, or only works when placed under a window.
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>>140616237
>Holds only one crop
>You must water it manualy
>You can grow crops in year round
>must be kept inside the building
>Costs 6 clay, 1 quality fertilizer, 1 earthstone

Sounds great to me.

I hope he will allow us tu put the greenhouse where we want. I hate the place it stands now.
You could just get plans from the spookies and after showing them to carpenter it can be build.
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>>140616237
Also I want buildable shipping box.
Not craftable as I find it a little overpowered that way. It should be cheap though. 100 wood and 1 hardwood?
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>>140616237
Poly option

In all seriousness more levels of mine to explore, more gear options, different crops, different fish, more "challenges"
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>start up game
>do some farming and town people meeting shenanigans
>suddenly spot some walking potted plant in a broken down building
>a scroll with hyeroglyphics or something
>some wizard calls me and gives me a potion that makes me go crazy and see trees
this is not farming
this is not what I signed up for
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>>140624365
Roll with it son wait until you're killing void monsters to sell their bones for money
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>>140596937
>Junimos trying to act menacing
Fucking adorable, its a shame the Junimos dont hang out at your farm after you spend so much time getting them free shit
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>>140625357
Thats really such a hilarious concept
>Heres the cute farming simulator, where you clean up your grandads farm, grow all sorts of crops and raise animals, and befriend not just the local villagers, but cute nature spirits!
>Also you delve into the deepest, darkest bowels of the earth, fighting tooth an nail with horrors from the depths of nightmares and claim their flesh, bones and very essence.
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>>140626720
junimo breeding building when? slimes can't satisfy me
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>>140630814
>slimes can't satisfy me

Wow Anon, you slut.
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>>140627303
The game is like poetry in many ways. So many stark contrasts.
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>>140613575
>>140624365
this guy here
why can't I stop playing aaaaaah I must clean all my farm area and make it tidy and organized and also make profit and also build things and go to the mine
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http://www.gameinformer.com/b/features/archive/2016/04/28/understanding-autism-through-stardew-valley.aspx


THEY KNOW

[minmaxing intensifies]
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So, is this game multiplayer or is it just an indie Harvest Moon knockoff?
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>>140634641
there is no multiplayer (yet)
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>>140634307
SENPAI NOTICED MEEEEEEEEE
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>>140632684
Addicting, ain't it?
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>>140634307
I really wonder what his farm looks like.
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Let's turn the cringe up all the way to 11, shall we?

http://imgur.com/a/UqUFW
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>>140639106
I actually can't tell if this is an obese male child with a lot of make up or an actual female
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>>140639106
She looks nothing like Pam in my game.
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>>140639106
>>140639297
upon closer inspection of that link, it appears this is indeed a woman
ok then
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>try befriending Shane to see what the fuzz is about
>tfw

Honestly didn't expect that level of introspection.
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>>140639812
I'm not gay for Shane, but I really relate to the guy since I too feel the same and drink every day.
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>>140639375
Yeah, I grabbed Hot Pam immediately, too.
The younger version in the Marriage Mod doesn't look half bad, either.
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>>140521471
FIX
YOUR FUCKING
LAMPPOSTS
ON YOUR FARM PATCHES
THEY ARE NOT EVEN
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>>140639106
Huh. Well...to be fair that's a decent attempt at vanilla Pam. Can't fault that really.
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Filtered all of the Shaneposting images that I have, figured I'd share! Just put them in 4chan X, and you're good to go!!

You're welcome!!

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>>140641047

They bug me too.
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>>140602785
Why don't you have a horse?
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>>140641528
Thanks, you just enabled them to make MORE Shane images, you dumb fuck.
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>>140641763
Awesome! Only one click to filter it!
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>>140641412
It's pretty cool, actually. The badge is amazing.
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>>140639106
>abbyvomit.png
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>>140634307
>my brother is autistic
>he plays SDV
>ergo, SDV is for autists

That's some Erasmus Montanus logic right there.
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>>140639106
I thought it was fucking fantastic. She does a great Pam. I lol'd.
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>>140597768
personality
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>>140639923
He's a pretty easy guy to relate to.
That's part of his appeal.
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>>140641528
You just sound like an immature little turd. Good going ya twelve year old.

>People posting about a character in a game
RRRRREEEEEEE
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>>140586371
you know your wasting 2 iridium sprinklers there
>>
>be hotel receptionist
>work computer is a PoS
>can run SDV okay

Makes night shifts a little easier.
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>>140646729
That sounds comfy anon
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Is there any way to get slime eggs on a pacifist run?
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>>140647184
It's okay.

Kinda feel like Shane currently, though.
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>>140646729
The game will run on a toaster, it's just older monitors/screens with low resolution that have problems.
Glad you have something to kill time with instead of a phone game. What did you do, copy your SDV folder to a thumbdrive?
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>>140647610
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
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>>140647845
I installed Steam on the machine and just installed it through there. Also means I can play on my saves both at home and at work.
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>>140647930
Sorry, but I'm taken.
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>>140641528
ty
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>>140647968
Ah, work PCs' with admin privledges - gotta love 'em.

I upload my save folder to cloud storage for waifufishingfarming on-the-go.
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>>140639106
This is pretty good. How could you le cringe at this? It's kinda self aware, it's not like Pam is a hot character. Shane, Emily, Sam, Harvey, or Abby cosplay would actually be disgusting.
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>>140612576
GOG was $5 cheaper for a long time, who really knows.
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>>140648578
I was just poking fun at the whole 'cosplay' thing. I like it, actually, see
>>140641946
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>>140602670
>wikia still has no Jas edits
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Is there a mod for Shawls and Ponchos yet?
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>>140448402
It definitely paid off.
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>>140648112
By me in the future, I know.
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>>140649421
How did it sell so many copies? Are Chucklefish' marketers just that godly? I remember even months after according to steamspy there were still hundreds of millions of views per week on Stardew Valley videos on jewtube.
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I am agonizing over whether I should give this bouquet to Haley to Leah. I didn't expect it to be this hard.
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>>140649651
It's Farmville with waifus; how could it NOT move an ungodly amount of units?

[spoile] Just think if there was a mobile version.[/spoiler]
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Image AND spoiler-tag fail.

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>>140649651
There are basically no good harvest moon clones for the PC. Combine the fact that this game has great music, atmosphere, and soul. In this case a good game actually got the attention it deserved.

Now what I don't understand is why people watch it. It definitely isn't that interesting for an observer, or at least I thought. I guess I'm wrong.
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>>140651026
>why people watch it

Agreed. But I simply can't watch solo crafting-type games. Bores me to tears. I do look at the mod-showcase clips, though.
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>>140651627
Mod showcase clips?

Mind sharing a link?
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>>140652179
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=stardew+valley+mod+spotlight

I don't have a particular favorite, but I do like
Stardew Valley Mods Weekly:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOv9gfgy-ak&index=1&list=PLuW2EED36rCAZePAMU1Qfidkb_8QB4mjE
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>>140648747

Not for Stardew Valley, the largest vendor in general.
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Any new info on what the next update will have?
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>hot pepper

>a fruit
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>>140656727
Is a tomato a fruit? *shrugs*
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>>140656727
>fiddlehead fern

>vegetable
>categorised under 'farming' when shipped
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>Dat feel when I just discovered this game and I am so, so, so late to the party.

I feel like I missed out on so much.
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>>140660897
It's okay, us veterans will always be here for you.
I never left a day since the day the game came out.
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FUCK COMFY IT'S TIME FOR POVERTY
http://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/352/
YEAR 1 / YEAR 2
1,234,129G / 9,743,934G

MODDED HARDCORE MODE
YEAR 1 / YEAR 2
94,129G / 343,934G
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>>140652835
Sure, but until GOG Galaxy is complete and we get GOGspy and GOGcharts, we dont know how many people are really playing this game. I family share it and I dont think it counts at all. The game is DRM free and if I launch with SMAPI it doesnt register in steam at all.
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>>140662146
Seems like it would just make the game more stressful.

For example, I felt like I couldn't waste time talking to villagers until I was comfortably rich.
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>>140651026
Still, Harvest Moon on consoles barely pushes half as many copies and this game is English only.
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>>140662662
Personally I'm not going to install this until Winter year 1 at the earliest.
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>>140547946
Yes, I read it somewhere.
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>>140652779
Thanks, buds!
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>>140662958
Hmm, interesting. Would still have a lot of money to work with during Summer and Fall, but it might make the late-game more challenging.

I wonder, though - if you establish yourself well enough during the first 3 seasons, will the mod still be able to slow you down?
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>>140662770
Harvest Moon games have been pretty lackluster recently. I think there might be a case of brand fatigue there.

I'm thinking that this game also introduced the genre to a lot of PC users who otherwise wouldn't have given the genre a go. Or for people like me who played harvest moon a long time ago but haven't had the urge to play it since.

It's also really good, better than most harvest moon games. And for whatever reason is popular on youtube. That couldn't have hurt sales.
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>>140663340
I guess if you metagamed hard enough it wouldnt really be an issue, but I spend a lot of time on aesthetics and minimizing actual farming work.
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>>140302092
>>140325587

>marrying degenerates with dyed hair
you bring much shame to your grandfather and his farm
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>>140663643
Caroline has green hair, nigga. Prove Emily ain't true blue.
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Who here feels that the game becomes easy mode one Quality Sprinklers are unlocked? I tossed away 30k gold on gold ore, but I don't care because having 15 of those sprinklers suddenly gave me so much more free time to everything else.

I know I still got Iridium Sprinklers, but that's more of a "Win more", while I already feel like I'm winning with my literally automatic crop revenue.
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>>140663919
Caroline is also degenerate.

>Prove Emily ain't true blue.
>reel human beans
>blue hair
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>>140664334
Prove any character has their natural hair color. Maybe Leah and Penny aren't naturally redheads.
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What the fuck is wrong with this general?
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>>140664674
Leah is a naturalist, Penny is a bookworm

Emily works at a bar

I rest my case
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>>140665196
Also an artist. They love to dabble in hair dye/body mods/tattoos.

And real human beans don't fight monsters or eat magical fruit that increases endurance or hang out with wizards.
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>>140665587
>2016
>not eating magical fruits
>not hanging out with wizards
>not fighting monsters for lels

get with the times, friendo
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>>140665752
i see your off the meds again
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Who has the best room?

http://www.strawpoll.me/10097054

http://www.strawpoll.me/10097061
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>>140666610
Sebastian and Harvey is maximum comfy
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>>140665831
I really wanted to date Maru, astronomy and computers and robots and stuff, she's pretty cool, but she's a mixed blood, no can do.
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>>140666936
Do you have to bring this autism into videogames
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>>140666610
I feel bad for anyone who marries Alex.
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>>140667247
listen man, when my in game character was growing up, I'd visit good ol' grandpas farm and he'd get a little drunk on blackberry wine and sit me down and say "listen, anon, I really hate niggers, never marry a nigger, okay?" and then he died and left me his farm and I'll be damned if I disappoint good ol grandpa.
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>Not marrying the best girl pic related
>Not gifting trash to Haley (worst girl)

It's like you guys want a shit relationship..
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If there's a square of pond jutting into the area where I want to plant a tree, do you think it'll grow?
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>>140667987
Have you seen her mom? That's the genetic timebomb we're dealing with.
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>>140667987
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>>140667987
>Pick Penny because she was cute and grew up as trailer trash I could relate with
>Talk with Abby, she actually asks you questions
>Her first event has you play videogames with her
>Start to realize how incredibly boring Penny and all her events are
>Realize that short of Haley I picked the worst girl in the game
>Hear that Emily, the real best girl, is going to be added as an option and I'm probably not replaying the game just to date her
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>>140668686
divorce
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The only thing that keeps me playing is hope for the next update to the game to add more endgame stuff.

And the Vincent marriage mod, I thought he was going to update it today?
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>>140668745
Is that an actual thing I can do?
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>>140669243
There's a mod, check the op.
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Remind me again why do we call Elliot "Fabio"
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>>140668686

>Devoted to helping kids
>Avid reader
>Sweet and intelligent
>Prettiest

It's like you don't even care about the good of society.

>A-abby relates to me e-emotionally!!

Yeah cause she spent her teenage years cutting her wrist you goth homo.

>Playing video games all day instead of developing your community

Never change 4chan.
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>>140648913
Dem Tig ol Bitties.
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>>140676507
I don't care for a girl who wastes all day on vidyagaems, my real GF isn't that into games either. The problem is, you need some sense of fun. Abby has a variety of things she does, all Penny does is read and teach the kids.

But I don't care for Abby either. I just want Emily already.
>Has a real job
>Does fun stuff
>Works on an actual hobby involving talent
>Has a personality
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SOON
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>>140680616
why are you growing christmas trees on a trellis?
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>>140680705
>Christmas trees

Why do you mock my simple farm life?
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>>140680705
It's weed
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>>140283331
Only 2 things:
1. More to do in the later years. Accomplish it through a mix between slower production and more to work towards.
2. More dynamics interactions between townsfolk. Given them all 5 events whether you can date them or not. Add more dialog over time. Create events that don't even rely on a heart meter, just things that happen depending on the day to show the villagers being friends with eachother.
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>>140680616
Can I smoke it?
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>>140680605
>Emily
>Lives with a dumb slut
>Is a bartender

You truly have shit-tier taste. You know Emily is sucking off as much backwater cock as Haley, right?

>I need girls to tell me what fun is!

You know what's fun? Advancing the community through service and creating a strong white family of tax payers. I have my products and waifu has the future white generations to look after.
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>>140684796
Youve seen some of the guys living in Pelican Town right? You'd be sucking backwater cock too if you lived there.
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>>140686180

No wonder why u like some boy lookin bitch nigga
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>>140642901
Well, what personality would it take for a loli and/or shota to be top tier then?

I'm not into them, so I'm genuinely curious.
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>>140669243
There's a mod, but CA also said he'd add it as an actual in-game feature in 1.1
Now if only he came back from his "break"...
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>>140684796
Leave it to the /pol/itician to find no fun in anything unless it directly involves the advancement of his race.
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>>140666936
embrace degeneracy my friend
it is the future
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>>140689481

Might makes right. Have fun being a welfare queen.
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Got an Iridium Rod, but some fishes are still too hard for me to catch. Any tips/bait/anything i should use before trying fishing the hardest to catch ones?
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>>140686180
>You'd be sucking backwater cock too if you lived there.

That's the whole point of this game. That and autism.
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>>140686910
an actual personality.

Jas has literally no personality, she's just the token loli. There's nothing about her that's interesting other than MUH POTENTIAL ABUSE or MUH WIZARD KID
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>>140695785
>MUH WIZARD KID
you have to be literally retarded to think that's anyone but abigail
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>>140698579
im thinking of reasons that jas is interesting. now, she doesn't even have that
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>>140698628
Reasons beyond loli butt and cunny?
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>>140700948
worthless for anyone with a regular dick.
guess you're fine, though
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>>140701175
Please anon, I this Jas is interesting because shes a cute loli in a quiet little farming town, the fact that her holes are the perfect size for my micro-penis is just a convenient after thought.
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>>140701452
$3 a pound for breaded chicken what the fuck, I live in a food desert and can get it for cheaper.

That's the only interesting thing about your post.
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>>140701452
if you have a micropenis, just get fucked in the ass.
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>>140701651
But sir anon, I am not gay, so I would not enjoy that, silly.
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>>140701890
nothing gay with getting fucked in the ass, as long as you do it with a girl
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>>140701932
Good point, anon, good point
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>>140684796
B A S E D
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Guys, I want to get some dinosaurs on my farm. Any tips on getting a dinosaur egg. I tried digging everywhere and I still haven't gotten any.
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Just made mod to replace the race mixing marriage of Robbin and Demetrius.
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>>140706183
You can also get it through fishing. The Pirate skill will really help with that, if you have it.
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>>140708114
Another one?
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>>140647610
Shane is teh sex
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>>140663643
Lol you're a flamin' cunt.
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What should I name my farm?
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>>140708281
Shit is there one already? That guy probably did a better job. I just copied colors of Robin. Did not do the portrait.
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>>140713946
A few. With both portrait and sprite.
You can find them in the recommended mods pastebin in the OP, iirc.
Or you could search for "Demetrius Retouch" on the forums.
There's a really neat Mad Scientist/Doctor Wily retexture.
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>>140714652
Retouch not specific enough for me.

I mean forget /pol/ for second.

Sebastian is his kid right? he is pale as fuck so how did he have such white kid.

Just propganda from a cuck dev. But the game is comfy and addicting.
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>>140715102
Sebastian isn't his kid, he's his stepson. Maru is Sebastian's half-sister because she was born to Demetrius and Robin.
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Uhh, how long is it supposed to take to hatch a chicken egg?

It's been at least 4-5 days and it still hasn't hatched the first egg. I have a Big Coop with 4 chickens and 2 ducks.
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>>140711773
Tell us more about what you have planned for your farm. Will it be more animal based? Lot's of crops? Artisan goods?
The more we know about it, the most appropriate the name will be that we can come up with.

Or you can just name it Penis Farm.
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The dog is ultra annoying, should have picked the pussy.
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>>140715230
I see I have not played a lot of it yet.
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>>140715102
>Demetrius Retouch:
http://community.playstarbound.com/threads/demetrius-retouch.108749/

>Demetrius White Skin
http://community.playstarbound.com/threads/demetrius-white-skin.109186/
This one includes the "Doctor Wily"-lookalike retexture.

About Sebastian, he's Robin's first child. She had him with another man, then she married Demetrius and they had Maru.
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>>140715602
What a slut

Thanks I found the retouch.

Sad mods removed all fun comments lol.
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>>140559161
>>140558889
>>140558491
>>140558408
That's so cute. I could actually see Haley acting like this.
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HE'S BACK

https://twitter.com/ConcernedApe/status/726813025450086400

http://stardewvalley.net/post-launch-progress-update-version-1-1-and-more/
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>>140719346
>In the meantime, I’d like to give a little rundown of some things I’m planning for version 1.1:

>More late-game content
>New farm buildings
>New crops
>New artisan goods
>New advanced farming/producing mechanics
>Shane and Emily will be marriage candidates. They will also have more events and dialogue as a result.
>More marriage content for all spouses
>More events for the non-marriage NPC’s
>Improvements/Additions to mining and combat
>Ability to move buildings and other convenience features
>More bug fixes
>More secrets
>More small, fun touches to the world
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>>140719346
how long is this gonna take
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>>140719746
Everything but
>More late-game content
>More events for the non-marriage NPC’s

has been added by modders.
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Hey guys, garden guy here. I'm gonna post a lot today!

So here's one of the shots from a few days ago. I've cleared out even more of the brush and added a small planter next to my main bed. I've also moved a lot of the lumber to the alley of the abandoned house or to the woodpile that i'll use to build stuff or for fuel for my firepit, which is yet to be built.
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>>140720950
good riddance hippie.
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>>140720978
aaayyy, gardenguy!
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Here's the stonepile, and there's wood slightly offcamera to the left.
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is there any way to change your pet?? I guess I didn't see the animal preference when I was creating my farm and got a shitty cat. Really want a doggo.

Also, any way to change the perks you selected?? I was a total noob and picked wood worth 50% more as my first foraging perk because I thought there would be more types of wood to grow and harvest later, but it seems it's just the standard wood, which only sells for 3K per 999. What a rip off.
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Here's a better shot of the woodpile and you can see the stonepile, i'll add a pic of that in the next post. I have a LOT more wood and stone, but it's difficult to move some of the heavier bits (100+ pounds) since I'm working on making paths and clearing out space.

In addition to this shit, I have about 5 more large slices of trunk like the big pieces you can see above and an alleyway worth of wood. Plus a lot of logs I'll need to split.
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>>140721419
http://community.playstarbound.com/resources/chicklet-save-file-editor-map-editor.3477/
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>>140721419
nvm, just checked forester level 10 perks, way better than the gatherer tree... guess I accidentally chose correctly
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Stonepile. It's more than you think, and I have plenty extra.

So basically since I am a pooranon and had to pirate the game to even play it, I am using salvaged only materials. The beds are from a community garden that used to be here and in the next property over. The garden was destroyed when they built a bunch of apartments next door, and that's where I get a lot of the materials, they simply left them behind. Materials really aren't a problem thanks to that, but I am short on tools and have to frequently borrow them when I can.

The construction next door also caused me some problems, but I'll get to that in the next post.
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>>140720978
>>140721212
>>140721454
The last set of pics didn't really show how muck work you really have in store. Good Lord.
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I can't wait for Shane to breed my ass
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From left to right is the path I take to get into the garden. Right by where the board is located is the gap I us to get in. As you can see, that little path against the wall is fairly narrow, and that's after I borrowed a pick for a few hours and leveled it out. It's one of my main priorities in the garden to fix that path so it isn't aids to walk on, but it'll have to wait because that soil is very, very rocky. It's filled with debris from the construction, and the soil is full of tiny rocks that make shovelling a pain. Let's talk plants next post, though.

>>140722281
Yeah, I had to do a lot of work to get it to this point. In fact, I moved those big blue shelves in the corner today so the owner can come take them, and then I moved the wood and dirt pile while rotating that raised bed so that area is more open. I'll grab some pics today.

>>140721923
The other path has a thing that saves space in chests by making every foragable thing gold quality, so I dunno, it's not that bad.
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>>140722798
is that a generic farmer

how disgusting
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So, I planted the following already:
>Sunflowers
>Alyssum
>Poppies
>Basil
>Bell Peppers
>Lavender

What I have yet to plant but plan to:
>Cantaloupe
>Tomatoes
>More sunflowers jesus christ
>Strawberry plants I'm picking up from the conservancy sale in a week

Here's the new minibed; I salvaged this thing from a pile of discarded furniture bits and basically filled in the gaps by packing soil everywhere. The topmost row has lavender, and the others are empty for now.
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>>140722623

I'm glad to see you still working on this
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>>140723280
>conservancy sale

Is that just a Mother's Day thing, or do they have one every spring Sunday?

Great work, btw.
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I re-tied the mesh to the garden bed because a stray cat I'm friends with (farm cat!) went in to use it as a litter box and dug up a small portion of the bed, and one of the neat things I did was on the far end was instead of manually tying the mesh to the wire I tied the mesh to a pick of lumber. This lets me keep the mesh taut from the weight of the hanging lumber, but I can also just pick it up and roll it back for easy access.

My sunflowers, alyssum, and basil have sprouted in this pic, but my poppies haven't and I just planted the peppers. I've also picked up a bit of the trash and extra seed shells (fucking squirrels ate some) so it's cleaner than this pic.

What came out stupidly blurry in another pic is a sunflower sprout with the seed still attached to the top. I'll try to grab that for you guys later today.

>>140723320
Thanks buddy.
>>140723821
They have a big one every year, and it just so happens that it falls on that day this year. They don't have it every week, but they sell off plants remaining for cheaper in the next week or two. They also sell compost, which I'll need, and I also really need to get my own started really quick.
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>>140724281
Fuck! I forgot to add the pic. Here it is.
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Here's a close up through the mesh.
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Here's the alley I store the long boards and misc lumber in. Not all of it is mine.

I just realized I don't have any pictures of the house/logs/etc. I'll grab some tonight.
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Penny seems like a loyal good girl. I'll marry her
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Here's the balcony where I store some stuff. Misc supplies. I want to fix that saw someday. Also, random packet of sunflower seeds.
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>>140725964
Haha enjoy your wife then
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>>140715602
The butthurt is amazing.

"MUH REPRESENTATION"

Represent yourself you fucking mongoloids.
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>>140727405
Why are you changing demetrius to begin with
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>>140727798
I'm not changing anything lol quit assuming things.
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>>140727905
I meant that as a "why would you want a mod where demetrius in the first place". didn't mean to phrase that way. sorry anon.
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>>140715243
I think it takes a week.
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>>140719746
Guys, what the fuck is up with that weird pole thing?
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>>140726086
Glad to see things are still going well.
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>>140727798
Becuase he is a nigger with a white woman.
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>>140729083
Looks like a silo.
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>>140729083
>>140729480
Nah, looks too different to be a silo. Doesn't have the domed top.

I'm guessing it's a new building. Maybe it has something to do with mushrooms, though it'd make the mushrooms cave option pretty redundant.
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>>140669198
>>140571195
???
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>>140729720
Enter the mushroom dick to commune with the Fungus Queen
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>>140725964
she leaves the house virtually every day :'(
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>>140725964
Penny seemed like the least loyal to me. People with low self-esteem are usually more likely to cheat and her only ambition is to get a lot of kids.

Though they will probably all end up good waifus in the end since it's just a game.
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Harvey's the most loyal.
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>>140667987
It's like you're into cuckolding.
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>>140719346
>playing FFIX instead of releasing my waifu Emily

the pain
the suffering
>>
Newcomer here. Two questions:
1. Is there a way to populate your pond with fishies? Now it's only shit I pull there. It'd be a nice upgrade.
2. How do I remove scarecrow? Thanks
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>>140740469
1. Fish at the ocean, it's got better fish
2. Use pick on Scarecrows, it'll turn into an item and bounce on the ground. Just pick it up. This also works for any furniture or other things you craft and set on the ground like Sprinklers, Honey Boxes, and Kegs.
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Grandad became a lich and told me he can finally rest in peace, i also got a purple cat statue.
Can i see him again using a diamond or is he gone forever since i got 4 candles first try?
>>
>>140719346
Do we know if an already existing save file can enjoy the new content? Or only a new save file can have this new stuff?
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Gardenfag here again, more images time.

This is before what I did today.
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Tips for a new player?
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And this is after. Those fucking things are really heavy. They belong to my neighbor, but she can't move them on her own. To help her out when her son comes by to move 'em, I unburied the bottom one, wrenched it up from underneath the other one, and then ripped off the vines that had entwined the two so I could move them. The one on the ground was about 150 lbs and the other was like 80. Like I said before, I also rotated the raised bed (the box) by about 90 degrees.
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To clarify, I was talking about the blue shelves last post. Anyway, sometimes I post a picture from an elevation of the whole garden. this is the opposite view from that, from the entrance I mentioned before.
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>>140748220
Get into kegs, avoid Penny, cuck Pierre, and give Shane beer
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This is the staircase I'm fixing as well. Owner of the house is going to supply the materials.

>>140748220
Play comfy. Don't try to min max early, it'll get grindy real quick. I recommend planting a mix of all crops as well as a money crop for bundles. Good main crops: cauliflower/rhubard, blueberries, cranberries, strawberries. Save your strawberry seeds for year 2.

You're going to need a lot of wood, so plant the acorns/pinecones/maple seeds you get and farm trees. Stones are easy to get in the mines.

Try to break things up by going to the mines/fishing after you take care of your crops and animals. Visit the gypsy and the hidden merchant as much as possible to see what deals you can get. Go talk to people, and listen what they have to say about gifts to other people. Try to 'socialize'; there's not a super lot of dialogue, but try and get to know everyone.
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Fishing so so fucking hard
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>>140748920

>avoid penny

Why?
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This is how the garden looks from that porch right now. It was a lot of work, guys. I'm pooped. I'll post some more updates in a few days, and there'll be some updates this weekend as well, hopefully I can get some plants at the conservancy block party.
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>>140749842
If you wanna get cucked then go for Penny
>>
>>140749842
She has an event or something about her climbing into a tree with Alex, but ConcernedApe said it wasn't cheating. People just meme it all the fucking time here.

There's no penalty for dating all the girls/guys, you can bouquet (the item that starts dating) all of them without repercussion.

Don't do that shit if you marry someone, though!
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>>140750240
>Alex

It was Sam, Vincent's older brother.
Alex is Haley's man, but Alex is gay.
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>>140734534

>People with low self-esteem are usually more likely to cheat
>>
>finally get confirmation CA is working on update
>thread dies

Pls
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>>140719746
>Making Coffee
>There will be growable coffee beans
Cute.
>>
>>140639106
We'll let's see your fucking cosplay then
>>
I'm gonna marry Abigail and turn her into a nice farm girl
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Post Shane please

I bought the game today and I'm in love
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>>140756687
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
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Where can I get farm layouts for the planner?

Too lazy to plan one myself
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>>140758847
Hit up the old archives, faggot.
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>>140759243
pls give
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How the fuck do I make monies?
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>>140763821
Invest in berries and wheat during the summer/fall. Seriously wheat is a workhorse in the early game. Jam regular berries and level your farm skill until you can make kegs. Then start churning out alcohol and flood the local economy with booze. Soon Pelican Town will be a pretentious microbrewing enclave and you will be richer than Morris
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>>140763821
1 Word: Kegs
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>>140763821
use berries or melons in the kegs until you get some ancient fruit and the greenhouse, then keep putting them in the seed makers and you can make hundreds of thousands every week
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It's day 16 of Fall, Year 1. I swear I got around 200 crops growing, all being watered by sprinklers. I'm on such a high from the immense muns rolling in, I'm in even more love with the game since all my early hard work and struggles paid off hard. I got Seed Makers turning cranberries into even more seeds.

When did YOU began snowballing out of control with your cash flow?
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TFW hangin out with your waifu down by the river
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>play for the first time today
>build up parsnips for max muns
>near the end of spring have nearly 15k worth of parsnips planted
>26th rolls around
>decide to throw in all my crops one last time before summer hits to maximize profit
>mfw there is no Spring, 30th
goddamn fucking chucklefuck just make a single good fucking game fuck
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>>140767426
>penny
>waifu

L O L
O
L
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are these hives too close to my trees?
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Why can't you send your kids to war against the Gotoro empire?
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>>140767443

Your own fault for pushing it so close regardless. The last 4-5 days of the season should be for preparing for the next one, and also for last minute harvesting from existing crops.

Chuklefish isn't responsible for player stupidity.
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>>140767443
>what is this calendar thing next to the job board for
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>>140768027
I'd already harvested everything and the whole 29th was spent prepping new fields for the summer.

Who the fuck ends the month on the 29th anyways?
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Which non-single villager wold you marry and why is it Emily?
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>>140767957
No
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>>140768380
It's for checking if it's Emily's birthday
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>>140768549
CUZ EMILY IS LOVE
EMILY IS LIFE
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Who here slips Beer to Shane while he's at work?
It's the only time he'll talk to you on the job.
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>>140759243
what archives m8
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Anime penny or Western penny?
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>>140770627
Western. Anime Penny is moetrash
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>>140771059
MOE MOE KYUN!
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>>140769034
I put him out of a job.
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>>140769046
plssss
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>>140773482
Just make your own fucking farm, fuck.
Ape's even adding in buildings to be moved around, so you can move shit if you don't like where it's at.
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how do you screenshot your entire farm?
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>>140778597
take a bunch of screenshots and staple them together
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>>140715308

>Not saying "No" to adopt

Dogs and their owners are shit-tier IRL, why would you want to tarnish a perfect virtual experience with 3D-tier trash..? Glad I said no and I'll never look back.

>>140734534

>Least loyal
>Low self-esteem
>Only ambition to follow her biological nature is a bad thing

You're a racemixing faggot aren't you? Penny doesn't have low self-esteem, she's the only woman that stands up for herself. Though she's a woman so she's too weak to defend herself at all times. That's what you're for. She's kind hearted, not insecure.

You deserve Haley, you soiled sack of shit. You seriously wouldn't defend pic related like a real man?
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>>140780341
>Shitting on Haley
>He didn't take the time to know her
>He judges books by their cover
>He never found out she's the objectively best waifu

Someone didn't play the game right
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>>140780341
>Dogs and their owners are shit-tier IRL
way better than cat owners

>I don't want any responsibility, responsibility is hard
>I want an animal with a bland personality
>I want an animal that shits in my house, wipes his feet all over his toilet, then walks on my kitchen table
>I want an animal I can't take out to parks or on walks or really for anything
>I just want to pay to feed a useless creature that shits in my house and gets hair all over everything for no reason

mega nigger shit tier
>>
>bought the game a week ago
>computer fried itself three days later
>currently computerless
>bought Story of Seasons to fill the void

it's not the same
shane's not here, everyone is too chipper, the tutorial takes way too long
stardew on 3ds when
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>>140782059

>Deciding to choose a whore
>Playing the game right

Choose one, cuck.

>>140782654

If you own a cat and not a barn, you're a faggot.
If you own a dog and don't hunt or have a heard of sheep, you're a nigger.
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>>140721454

Senpai, get those logs cut and turn it into furniture. If you have an actual slice of a tree, whole thing and all, they make really fancy-pants end-tables if they've been lacquered and properly treated.
>>
>>140783882
No he needs to turn them into kegs after busting open those rocks for ore. Gotta get an early start on that mun train
>>
I just realized that the crab pot creatures count as fish. Is it actually possible to make Sashimi out of fucking snails and clams?

I'm not sure if that's an oversight, but if that's true, I've finally found a better use for my passive fishing pots.
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>>140785128
Why aren't you putting them in your lake and becoming a trash king?
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When/how can I buy a barn? I can only buy a coop.
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>>140785128
Crab sushi sounds delicious
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>>140787452
Oh my god there are arrow buttons I'm an idiot
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>>140785971

Already did. Mostly want to find cheaper fishes that can become Sashimi and Quality Fertilizer instead of my gold star fish.
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Even in vidya I get fucking cucked
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>>140790897

Nice nu-male avatar..
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>>140756687
Good taste anon
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>>140782795

> Shane's not here

One of the main reasons I can't go back to SOS
>>
I've told myself I'll break my pacifist run (no mines, no combat) when I hit level 10 in every other skill than Combat.

But fuck me, mining is impossible to level up without the mines. Even when using the quarry.
>>
>>140782795
>everyone is too chipper
I think this is the main reason I love SDV. It feels real, the people feel real. It's like, yeah, you moved from the big city to the countryside, but that doesn't mean people don't have problems still.
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>>140794247
I absolutely agree
>>
Does Botanist also affect foraged items that you grow?
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Rate my farm, please.
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>>140795225
using like none of your real estate for farming /10
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>>140795225
Boring and uninspired/10

I stole this layout
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>>140796216
I dig your bee setup senpai
>>
>>140796216
Path not aligned with greenhouse door.
>>
>>140796216
Is there any reason to add more flowers near bee hives other than aesthetics?
>>
>ConcernedApe just started to develop new patch
>Months until it's released
>dead game
>>
>>140787850
don't feel bad anon i made that mistake too

>>140798527
it changes the type of honey you get, making it more profitable
>>
>>140799363
I know that, but does adding more flowers do anything besides aesthetics?
>>
>>140800058
No, but it's money money.
>>
>>140800058
If you've got a sprinkler going for one flower you might as well use all 8 tiles.
>>
>>140800490
>Not surrounding a single plant with eight iridium sprinklers and leaving the rest of the land barren
>>
>>140487907
But we DO want people to love us for being us. Depression makes you feel like a royal irredeemable fuck up, like the scummiest scum scumming around on this scummy planet. Nothing you do feels like it has meaning, and the future looks absolutely bleak. But if you have someone who says they've got some warm fuzzies for you, then hey. It ain't so bad, at least you've got a cutie to snuggle and make you feel happy.

We want to save Shane because we see ourselves in him. We want someone to save us.
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>>140556335
>woman
>>
HOLY SHIT MARNIE GET BACK TO YOUR FUCKING SHOP MY ANIMALS ARE STARVING YOU DUMB BITCH
>>
>>140643623
>your
Its from the FAQ pastebin
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>>140806471
>Its from the FAQ pastebin
>check
>it is
for fuck sake, someone get one of these for the person who thought putting that image there was a good idea
>>
>>140802976
lmao you got some problems kid
>>
>>140806930
yeah i mean a lot fuckers on 4chan got issues. I mean at certain point you got get help man.
>>
>You can use WASD to slightly alter fishing rod angles
jesus what, Im fishing level 9 and never knew this
>>
>>140758847
Go on upload.farm and look for a nice one.
>>
>>140806390
>he didn't build a silo first
>>
>>140778597
>Can't read the fucking OP: the post
>>
Is there a mod that changes Linus into Stallman.
>>
>>140807892
Its winter
>>
>>140808629
Shoulda built it and filled it before winter. Despite what the game says you shouldn't ever build a coop or barn before the silo unless you want to be entirely dependent on Marnie for feeding animals
>>
>>140807731
i dont get it
>>
>>140812272
While casting the line, you can use WASD to slightly move it in the direction you want.
This lets you reach some of those weirdly placed bubble spots, or even fish in the small lake south of Sandy's shop in Calico Desert.
>>
>>140812420
Oh i see and those bubble spots usually mean there is treasure?
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oops, forgot I installed that for a sec
>tfw true cowgirls will never be on display at the fair
>>
>>140813128
Not really, it just means that the fish bite faster, from my experience.
>>
New general when
>>
Someone make a web comic of Sam helping Jodi clean a largemouth bass and the PC throws it on their disgusting floor and saying something like "So whens this party starting?" maybe while drinking some alcohol.

Video below:
https://youtu.be/qNSI-qCrCG0?t=71
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>>140723280
Not a regular of the general, just popping in out of curiosity.
>Poppies
Like, papaver somniferum, opium; or non-narcotic variants?
I ask because that looks like an urban area community garden, and growing that openly in such an area is asking for MORE than HELL.

Of course poppies are pretty as fuck plants regardless, and I love them all. But yeah. I'm concerned.
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>>140806930
yeaaaahh kinda figured that out on my own years ago
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>Botanist also applies to gemstones picked up in the mines
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Does anyone actually like Haley for reasons other than the fact she's smoking hot enough to give the sun a run for it's money?
>>
>>140817389
>muh character development
>>
>>140817389
She goes some character development and becomes very cute, from what I heard.
And some people like a challenge, so there's that.
>>
>year 2 spring 1
>my farm has shit all over it again
WHY DID THIS SHIT RANDOMLY APPEAR NOW HOLY SHIT
>>
I have the worst luck in this game.. in both pirated and paid version i reach year 3 and still no void egg & dino egg
>>
>>140819678
Have you been checking the cart lady on sundays
>>
>>140819678
Yeah I haven't gotten the void egg until year three myself. Hell, I only have ONE recipe I need but the stupid damn cooking channel won't run it!
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>>140820889
Yes i have.. Maybe ive forgotten few times but still no void egg to be seen ;_;
>>
>>140794537
yes
>>
>>140820889
>>140821343
And fridays! Dont forget fridays aswell!

>>140821343
Did you check for every diggable earthworm spot? Did you fish on really lucky days with magnet and treasure bobber?
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Here's my farm plus greenhouse and brewing barns.
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>>140823084
>barns just for brewing
Why?
>>
>>140821991
I have completed library collection just with digging up worms.. But i dont pay that much attention to luck.. Maybe thats why i haven't fished one yet
>>
>>140823396
Try that, wait for the highest luck day, eat some lucky lunches, get a magnet and trap bobber, if you have pirate on top of that, great, if not then cheat it and go fishing
The forest river or the sea is the best for dino eggs
>>
>>140823228
On the outside, barns are 7x4 tiles. Go inside, and they're A LOT bigger using impossible space. I take advantage of that by putting kegs in them.
>>
>>140823228
retarded minmaxing
>>
>>140824196
How is it retarded? For the exchange of a 7x4 tile area for a barn I can put over 100 kegs into the barn! I'm drowning the town in liqueur!
>>
>>140824435
What's retarded is minmaxing in a comfy game.
But it's not like there's a correct way to play the game, so as long as you're having fun it's all good.
>>
Can fruit bats die? They haven't dropped anything in the last 5 days
>>
>>140824750
Yeah I can understand of what I'm doing is a bit much. I am having fun though!
>>
>>140795225
Patch of Veggies Neighboring A Monster Dungeon/10

Spread out a bit more
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>>140826282
I don't think they can die. I'm sure they're taking their time finding the best fruit for you!
>>
>>140826282
Nope, they can't die. But their drops are very random, and most of the time it's just forage.
That's why you should have gone with 'shrooms

>>140826340
Again, as long as you're having fun, it's all good.
If you ever get tired or you want to bring your minmaxing to the next level, I read that there's a Hardcore Mod out, though it's mostly artificial difficulty.
Basically lowering profits and raising prices to the heavens.

Killing thread now
>>
>>140826282
nope, that's absolutely normal and the reason people who pick fruit bats are laughed at
enjoy getting a piece of forageshit once a week
>>
New thread where
>>
>Pelican town has no church

I didn't realize I was moving to a town full of heretics
>>
>>140829523
Have you even been inside pierre's?
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Found bug where u can stack on space boots
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easy 2400 gold
>>
SOMEONE MAKE A NEW THREAD
I'M ON MOBILE WITH SHITTY CONNECTION, CAN'T MAKE IT MYSELF
>>
So came back after a month (been playing other games with updates and shit)
I saw what it was going to be obvious in a next update. Shane and Emily marriable, so i was planning on do a new save. Is Joja system (Kegs) still the most jewish way to get cash? also is more info about the new update? I want to know what more late content is he planning.
>>
new bread
>>140831445
>>140831445
>>140831445
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