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4chan does stupid shit Edition

>GAMES
Slablands: https://mega.nz/#!58EA2ayL!uZYIYsvFpkrz2vA8onkmI7n9Gg7tZw4jNg6_h9tIvgY

Slablands Design Document:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ACXD-AWlYHDrXmS726OBihS4CSz7c9nL4kZtB4fifH8/edit?

Slablands Bug and Typo Reports:
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1l0nMswToZ5ZMLL7vLwMdKU_mE8rmz70NC7Hz5XUzUD0/viewform

Slablands changelog:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1noFLFeDmuGPv4rfd_6fyqLCbC-VdPpaWb1S-8kr-1t4/edit

IF THE MEDIAFIRE LINK SAYS "PERMISSION DENIED", JUST REFRESH IT!
The demo ends at the desert. More to come soon.

>F.A.Q s
http://pastebin.com/qMKLk0hH
http://pastebin.com/8c2sLaZP
History of /slabg/
https://docs.google.com/document/d/10rpdpabjVzkTmy37wo18sN-PvDTNaxrYVbWjY_ZKERE/edit

>Variable reference and style FAQ
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1P-irx43qxBg2nFN_YieZ52g9uLmRXJGIIZb4n8kQyc8/edit?usp=sharing

Hey, you, browsing this shit! Consider writing/editing for Slablands to COMBAT THE ANTHROPOMORPHIC, FUTA, FEMDOM MENACE! (note: writing a submission is actually a pretty huge undertaking! Consider adding content for existing contributions or joining other people's projects first before starting your own, we don't need 6576534 half-finished unique NPCs.)
Writing is nice, but if you don't feel up to that task, try editing for one of the projects! Every comment helps!

Project Lists:
General: pastebin.com/qMvXVtXw
Slablands: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1YAawzawwvB52hZKiRVhkytMs8HuNjP8IAbY74WxSS8I/edit?pli=1

>Wiki
http://slablands.wikia.com/ It's brand new, please consider adding to it.

Slablands maps:
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/hpoqlyo2euujm8m/BtAMkXHp2c

Music to listen to while browsing the thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQzgI6xJEH0

Previously >>136708512
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>>137251257
We back,
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>>137251605
God I hate this day of the year
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>>137251797
We all do.
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test
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>>137251797
Lol epic jokes!
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>>137251797
It's truly garbage
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>>137251257
I wanna fuck that eye.
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Godddamn 4chan this formatting
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>>137251257
>It's brand new, please consider adding to it.
It hasn't been brand new in over a year, please remove this.
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>>137253876
SO UGLY
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ambos
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Horrible.
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This is my kinda layout
:^)
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>>137251797
So do I
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>>137259367
It's pure hate in page form.
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>>137262175
Oh, calm down Sophie Jennings, it's not that bad.
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>>137252149
that would be painful for everyone
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>>137262248
>Bright colors
>Wide gaps
>Dumb names
>Centered
>CENTERED
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>>137251797
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This color scheme is ugly, but ngl I kinda like what they did with the hamburger menu on the posts. If the background was only slightly less opaque it'd be perfect.
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>>137268079
Shit, meant less transparent.
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Down with google.
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MTFing and impregnating Devon
Having your child with the baker MILF grow up and then impregnating her too
Impregnating her other kids
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Becoming a prince's pet Tuesday and Thursday nights for 50 gold an hour.
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Whats up with the names.
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>>137272321
April Fools.
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Where is the google doc with the smut? I don't actually want to play the game, I just want to beat off to monster girls.
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>>137272820
Check the project lists.
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>>137251938
test girl
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http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2318017

Hng
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>>137277576
Nice pants
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Ah, man I think picked a bad day to pop my head back in. Are things here the same as they ever was?
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>>137278584
That depends what you mean.
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>>137277976
They got her necklace design on em'

I think it's cute.
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>>137279021
My names actually Micheal fuck off gookmoot. Oh I don't know really I was kind of just fishing for something. Not sure what though. Any progress been made since uh fuck what was it plains? Desert? No uhhh the place where spooks was working on it.
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>>137279461
Spooks made the plains and that's been done for a while, yeah.
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>>137279663
I suppose things are the same old same old. What's the big thing now?
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>>137280696
I don't think there's any one single big thing. A ton of docs and pastebins have been released the last few weeks.
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>>137280696
Define "big thing".
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>>137280795
Nice! Its good to see that works has been done. Being done?
>>137280809
I dunno man. I was asking you.

Oh hey did we ever iron out the Human kingdoms or whatever?
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>>137281403
We haven't gotten there yet I don't think. Lots of characters written but as far as areas added it's been slower.
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>>137252149
Leave the eye alone.
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>>137281706
Hmm, maybe I'll start working on slablands again. Course I said that a couple times before, but now I actually feel like writing. Aww shucks I'll just start lurking and see if any ideas come to me.
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>>137282562
That'd be great. Have you written anything before or posted about it here?
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>>137282956
Yes, but to be quite frank with you in hindsight I simply can't stand the name I had. My fault really, but I was pressed for time. So like no. I've defiantly never contributed to Slablands before. Not Ever. No sir. Not me. I also don't think I'll take up a project I left again.
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>removed that godawful style
Thank you adblock plus.
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>>137283235
I'm sure the people looking forward to whatever you were writing would like some closure, but it's up to you if you want to keep it secret of course.
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>>137284380
I don't think its that secret who am I or at least every other time I post someone usually points me out. I think I took on too many projects that I didn't honestly want to do, but I did because other people wanted them. Still probably not picking most of them back up.
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>>137284649
Don't worry, Yolocaust, your secret is safe with me.
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>>137284730
Cheeki Breeki i v damke. I need a new name. Aww geez. Oh also I suppose if anyone wants to contact be don't use my old email use this one [email protected]. I mean I doubt anyone needs it but for future reference.
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>>137284730
That's obviously Barbara Hancock.
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>>137240149
wait what
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One Day™
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Fluffy tails
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Getting fucked within an inch of your life by a snakeboy and as you're laying there wondering if you'll ever get feeling back in your legs he curls his tail around you and cuddles you all night (probably stealing your warmth the cold-blooded bastard).
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>>137286804
I feel like I recognize the character description from somewhere, that's all. Hestia?
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>>137289375
>>137291962
It's our destiny.
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>Waifu2x'ing Real23 pictures
>Somehow they're 2/5ths smaller in filesize despite the image being twice as big.

This is fucking wizardry, jesus christ.
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>>137295086
>>Waifu2x'ing Real23 pictures
What
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>>137295245
According to google Waifu2x is used to upscale images.
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>>137295316
why
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>>137295245
It's an algorithm that specializes in up-scaling anime type images with little to no distortion or blurriness.

Real23's pictures come out perfectly with this thing and, somehow, have smaller file sizes as a result.

It's fucking magic.
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>>137295585
But why do that?
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Am I missing something fellas? The changelog says 8.0.7 but the download is 8.0.1?
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Fluffy rat tails
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>>137296337
Because I like the idea of my entire screen being taken up by glorious brown girl abs.
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>>137296583
He forgot to update the version number on the file.
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>>137296664
That's called a mouse tail.
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>>137251257
Is there a shitter day of the month than April fools? The answer is no.
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>>137301387
This one is high up there.
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De-feathering harpies.
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Short girl with fox ears that uses transformation spells to look like someone else to hide.
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So I haven't played in for fucking ever.

They ever add in an effective way of making some goddamn money?

>Rusty Chainmail & Axe
>50HP
>Getting shitslapped by 200HP suits of armor, and 100% Mountain Goats.
>Find 2 gems
>Nowhere to apparently sell them.
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>>137306441
There's a dungeon in the desert.
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>>137306441
Go to the desert dungeon.
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>>137305567
Very specific.
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Girl that foams at the mouth and passes out when she sees a naked man.
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>>137309893
Sounds like a serious condition. She should look into that.
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>>137310171
It saved her from getting forced into prostitution, so it worked out in her favor in the end.
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>>137310306
I don't see how. They could have just blindfolded her.
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>>137312405
They either didn't want to make it too rapey for the customers or they didn't like the idea of one of their prostitutes being to meek to lead considering they're supposed to be tough warriors too. Point is that nobody wanted to touch her after they saw her flip out like she had rabies so she avoided it.
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Girl that cooks you breakfast
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>>137315272
And also dinner of course.
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Taking a wrong turn into snu-snu country.

Coming back out of it knowing it's not such a wrong turn after all.
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Hey guys I made a new game. Can you guys check it out. I worked very hard on it with my development team. It took us 3,000 lines of code and was a very challenging process. Please give us critique criticism on our game. Thank you and have a nice day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZdzgEoEWBE&feature=youtu.be
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>>137317723
really
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>>137317301
>poorlittlepeachboy.jpg
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>>137319873
>poor
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>>137317301
Taking a correct turn into snu-snu country.

Leaving a trail of partners too blissed out to move.
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>Midnight
>Everything is still fucked
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Taking a nun's virginity then making her continue her day as normal while full of your seed.
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>>137326190
I guess its where the servers are located. Also fuck this.
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>>137328513
You think it's bad here you should see /v/.
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>>137328658
Good heavens why would I ever go there?
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>>137328701
To shitpost or to talk about random vidya shit.
But right now it's just people trying to have an Anthony Burch get with the names.
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>>137327863
Making her pray nightly at the new altar of your dick.
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>>137329909
Sounds like a plan
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Girl that Japanese Kabuki YOOOO thing
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>>137329909
Excellent.
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Site with a system that lets you tag anthologies by chapter.
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Fembles giving you a purjob.
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This formatting is so bad.
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Twin brown skin girls priestesses, that wear dancer outfits that
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Taking bathes with you waifu
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Staying up all night and having exhausted sex with your husbando where neither of you really know what exactly's going on but it's great.
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big titties
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Doing blow off a girls titties
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Dude weed
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FUCKING FORMATING
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BOOBS
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>>137327863
yes
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>>137326190
I wonder who could be hind this
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>>137317301
they need the dick
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Noh when.
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flips
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Are you serious chinamoot?
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>>137358510
What is it this time?
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>>137358734
It wouldn't fix itself on some threads.
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>>137358815
awful
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1wcuoxs4mU
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>>137310306
fact
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>>137362649
Theater plays when
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>>137308453
your mom is
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>>137366307
Different would have different types of plays.
Demons are asian in the slabworld, right? So maybe they're the ones who are all into that kabukiness.
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lewd chainmail on girls
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>>137372169
Painful.
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>>137305236
You're a monster.
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>>137372169
Shitty female armor triggers the shit out of me. Like you are gonna die bitch.
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>>137377258
Maybe it's just fancy lingerie.
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>>137305567
stop watching the same anime as me
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>>137377258
It's Maaaaaaaaaaagic!™
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>>137305567
>>137382248
?
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>>137382272
A waste of magic.
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>>137299130
Nope. Rat.
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>>137387705
Not how it works senpai
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Cute foreign monsterboy teaching you about his culture.
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>>137295382
why not
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>Somebody subtitled all of Beastwars 2

Oh my god
I don't know if I should watch this or not
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>>137394370
Transformers?
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>>137394560
Yeah.
The Japan only anime season of Beast Wars.

They made all those stupid character changes for no real reason and was made more goofy compared to the original western series.

It never left Japan and all we have are very low quality VHS rips. As far as I know anyway.
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>>137394918
I'd have to watch it just for curiosity's sake.
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Coughing while he's cumming in your throat and having cum drip out of your nose
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>>137294393
The fluffiest.
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>Dude making seriously top class grades on science tests
>Lesser dudes are jelly as fuck
>They pay a girl to get him distracted from studying, lower his grades and ultimately dethroning him from his throne of top grades
>He fucks her good and raw, just like she wanted
>His grades do technically drop
>But not even close to the losses they thought he would, he's still top
>Now he's got top grades and free pussy

Tamagoro, you master story teller you.
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>>137398446
That happened to me once except it was chocolate. I hate so many m&ms and it came out my nose. It burned too.
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>>137400317
>Tamagoro
Never disappoints.
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>>137355747
who
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>Actual cheese is cheaper than that disgusting processed stuff that's not even really cheese

There really is justice in this world
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>>137337007
I watched that anime.
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Dancer outfits are great
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>>137400317
>getting paid to fuck a dude you already want to fuck
Protagonist lucked out
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>>137411716
Cute fairies are great
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>>137400582
I blew my nose and it was just straight soda, it hurt so much.
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Sharkboy teaming up with a snakeboy to give you a quadruple dicking
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>>137332953
never ever
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>>137411716
Ruru's great.
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I have no idea what I am supposed to be doing in this game. I walked around for a while then a guy raped me in the plains.
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>>137420053
You fuck and get fucked, both literally and metaphorically.
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>>137420053
Yeah that guys an asshole. Go bang the catgirl.
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>>137420304
Don't you need money for her?
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>>137420553
The baker then.
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>>137329909
perfect
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Girls who can't speak vowels
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>>137327863
datass
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>>137428679
Datas
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>>137428679
I'd definitely worship at that altar.
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>>137326190
It's over mostly.
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>>137434042
It's never over.
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Tournament arc
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>>137411716
SHE'S NOT CANON IT'S A LIE
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>>137437823
I heard about what happens in the LN's.
I'd rather take the anime, honestly. Killing the girls is not cool.
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>>137437961
Does the light novel just randomly kill off all the girls for some reason?
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>>137438080
Apparently some shit goes down and they all die by the second volume.

Or something.
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>>137438315
Then what's even the point? It's one thing if you kill off a heroine, but having the whole pack get killed just made all their development and characterization a worthless waste of time.
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>>137438450
MC is currently trying to get them back.
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>>137438568
So what happens? Does something explode and kill the whole group?
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>>137438723
Apparently a big human/phantom conflict happens.
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>>137437961
>>137438315
>>137438568
>>137438827
Is the MC still stuck primarily as clean-up in the light novels?
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Oh wow. This Beast Wars II is nothing like I was thinking at all.
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>>137441854
What were you thinking?
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>>137442713
I was thinking it'd be at least kind of a sequel to the original series somehow.

But apparently it's an entirely different series.
Optimus Prime/Convoy is a Lion in this and there is no Predicons, they seem to be straight up Decepticons that turn into jets and tanks and shit.
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>>137443162
Guess they just capitalized on the name.
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>>137443279
Well they changed the original series a lot in it's jap dub to make it goofier and even changed Airazor a male for some reason (made that romance with the samuraiified Tigertron yaoitastic), so you're probably right.
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fucking mointorrrrrrrrrrr
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>>137447250
leave it alone
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>>137443279
Well that's not new
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burnator girl
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Cheering your husbando on in a competition and bringing him snacks and drinks.
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>>137453221

new enough
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>>137458042
Not new enough
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>>137456403
wut
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>>137316993
NO ONLY BREAKFEST FUCK YOU
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Ancient Chinese secret
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>>137306617
desert dungeon
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>>137305567
Really short big breasted goddess that doesn't wear shoes.
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Getting kabedon'd by a husbando and having the option to grab his arms, whirl him around, and kabedon him right back.
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>>137301387
There isn't.
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>>137295086
magic
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>>137294393
Join me in my fluffy empire
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Ohohoho's

>MINNEHAHA BLVD is my captcha

My god, they're learning
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>>137289375
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>talking to mum
>talking her through screencapping a picture and saving it to her computer
>"I lost it! How do I find it?"
>tell her to open a new image and try to save it and see where it saves to
>"Okay, it saves to someplace called "blahblahblah/illusions/aa2/blah?"
She hadn't saved a picture to her computer since I'd gone back to uni (she uses my computer since hers got fried) she'd just been tossing them into her Pinterest or something like that.
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>>137477424
You poor bastard
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>>137477879
Actually I played it off pretty well all things considered. Everyone knows girls don't play japanese porn games so I put on my dudebro-est voice and was like "DON'T go in that folder man" so she'd think it's porn (which I mean it is), and we shared a laugh like "haha, could you imagine". Then I told her to just resave the picture but make sure to save it to the desktop so she'd know where her photos go in the future and wouldn't have to go on a hunt for it. Bam, solved without her going into that folder.
My heart fucking stopped when she read out that pathname, though. Also this is the fucking picture she saved and sent me, so I guess next lesson is how to crop in paint.
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>>137292219
correct
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>>137462379
It breaks all formatting
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>>137284649
>barabara hancock
>not boa
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>>137482658
Bad character
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>>137277576
dat brown
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>>137486038
>Not that everything
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>>137269931
down with everything
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Melting ice girl
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Amazons
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>>137477424
>>137478342

Good thing it wasn't one of the other illusion titles. "anon does this say "replay" or "rap-.."
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A demon girl with big horns, big ass, big breasts and big muscles.
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Reminder that geese are evil
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>>137499925
We'll call her Sobma.

>>137501176
Ducks too.
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>>137504008
At least ducks try to be cute with their quacks.

Geese are obnoxious as well as being evil. That confounded honking shows their lack of care for others by how obnoxious it is.
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>>137357697
Fuck flips.
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>>137305567
>>137467105
All these references I'm missing.
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>>137505291
Filipinos are people too anon.
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Mouse loli a best upcoming project
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Pumpkin girls
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Sisters arguing over which is better for you.

Fucking them both into an exhausted silence & uniting them in their love of your dick.
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Tree girls
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>>137516170
Ruining Christmas by having both of them fight over you.
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>>137516965
Just have to exhaust them just enough beforehand.
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>>137509102
It most certainly ranks pretty high at the least.
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>>137441854
watch it more and love it
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>>137522761
It's so loaded with puns. Japanese puns.
I don't know how much more I can take.
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>>137522989
You'll ascend to a new level if you survive.
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Waking up with a pile of lolis atop you.
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>>137525452
Japanese Axe comercial.
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>>137525452
And you're all naked
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>>137525605
My kind of axe
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>>137437823
massive lie
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>>137528395
Lies have never been cuter.
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>>137435994
it's over/
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>>137525605
>Japanese Axe comercial
There'd be one HELL of a variety in that and it would probably end with implied tentacles.
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>>137533796
終わりだ
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>>137533915
>le everything Japan is tentacles xD
Really?
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>>137534160
Fine, fine. The commercial will end with the guy with Axe getting NTR'd. That's Japan's archetypical fetish these days.
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>>137534403
Only if you're a loser
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>>137534840
The MC is always a loser.
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>>137534947
Unless it's Netori, in which case he's the one getting the pussy
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>>137534947
No
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>>137535130
But it's extremely rare comparatively. Point is, NTR is almost all Japan does these days. Which sucks because it is the single worst fetish ever.
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Activating your trap card.
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>>137431318
Data girl
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Having your husbando princess carry you around when your feet get sore.
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Receiving a request from your awoo.
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>>137535206
There's plenty of vanilla and other fetishes from other artists if you look.
But you're right, lately there's been a lot more NTR than usual.
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>>137542646
They need to be killed.
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>gotten 2 hours of sleep in the last day and a half
Curling up with your harem of husbands/cute boys and sleeping forever
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>>137541567
Giving her exactly what she wants.
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Some evil group sends a bunch of henchmen against you.

Their numbers are many. Enough surround you many times over.

It seems as though this battle may be your last.

The first guy swings at you.

He misses.

Then the next guy.

Misses.

Next guy.

Misses.

You aren't even moving.

The next guy misses anyway.

These can't hit for shit.
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>>137425309
but why
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>>137543723
I need it
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>>137545182
As does she.
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>>137544386
So you can teach her how to say 'aah'.
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>>137419947
the best girl
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>>137549739
Kind of a shame she had to shrink again.
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>>137551427
At least she got a kiss.
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Loli bullies who get all goo-goo eyed at you because you're so cool and adventurer'y and they want to hop in your lap.
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>>137552116
Did she? Huh. Already slipped my mind.
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>>137411716
bestbest
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https://mega.nz/#!JxUWjbhD!uTgvbmRxYZ1VZqGbqafcW0CUKF7lyELsUlQSkNKZl84

Cloak room not appearing in the castle fixed.
Selling menu improved, you can sell more than one thing now.
Updates slowly getting back on track.
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>>137555010
Praise be
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>>137555010
This month+ of silence with no forewarning was a little suspicious, Tatobaguy. Care to explain yourself?
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>>137555663
What are you? His mother?
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>>137556058
I'm somebody who gets a little concerned when the project lead up and disappears for a while. I've seen this happen before, and it's not a good sign.
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>>137556207
Well considering how long he's been at this if you're going to question what's kept him busy you could, at least, not phrase like an angry parent that's caught their kid sneaking back into the house way past curfew.
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>>137556772
Or maybe instead, -you- could try not reading way too much into how a simple question's phrased.
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>>137556957
Because pure text is SO very good at conveying tone.

That was sarcasm in case YOU needed help properly reading how that was phrased.
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>>137556772
I would just ignore him, he's not someone you can reason with.
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>>137557431
Well, actions speak louder than words, and from what I can tell? You're a buffoon who gets too angry over little things, and I'm the bigger buffoon for feeding your ego.
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>>137425309
Gadsby girl who will not say words that contain a thing you call 'E'
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>>137555010
Hey, nice to see ya in thread again. Glad you got a little bit to relax, I'm assuming. Is the selling menu stuff based on my code or did you already have a fix before I sent you it?
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Obtaining a flammable soul
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>three of them are smiling
>none of them have pompadours
how dare you serve me this and have the GALL to call them "bad boys"
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>>137564006
>"bad boys"
I bet they ran from the salon without paying. What rebellious behavior!
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>>137564863
Tall one is described as manly and awkward, so basically a Kanji clone but without all the lovable aspects like reassuring him he's not any less a person for having traditionally feminine past times or without char development at all, really.
Will I ever have a husbando as pure as Kanji?
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Boiling food
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>>137561680
So what? Everlasting fire in one of the fireplaces in the castle?
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>>137568660
So you can make alcohol from it.
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>>137568715
Oh, alright then.
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sleep girls
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>>137570875
goat girl
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>>137572106
golden girls
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Punching your husbando in the stomach because he buys you dark chocolate when you're cramping.
He's okay though because he's a masochist.
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>>137573112
That's supposed to be a natural laxative though.
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>>137573529
The chocolate or the stomach punch? Because I can see it being true either way.
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>>137573702
Chocolate. Dark especially so.
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>>137573769
Not to get too in depth, but you don't need laxatives when you're cramping. Your body fucks that whole area up for you, free of charge.
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Harnessing the fury of the storm & blasting your enemies with lightning.
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>>137408159
Not for long.
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>>137408159
shut it down
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>>137574616
>>137577907
What are you, Jews?
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Flying cow girl
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>>137390098
Don't lie to the people
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>>137382272
MAGIC
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Going to sleep in a room of sexually frustrated virgin nerds and waking up to find one of them eating you out and the others jerking off while they play with your beasts.
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everybody wants to rule the world
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>>137555010
thanks
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>>137551427
lame
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>>137547842
whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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>>137541567
giving her the awooo
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>tfw no changelog update since 8.0.7
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>>137600189
Latest update is >>137555010
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so tired
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>>137600189
You feel like a delicious brown girl with a white hair and bright colored eyes?

That must feel wonderful.
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>>137600337
Thanks, but is that the only update since 8.0.7?

>>137600941
If only.
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>>137601827
Yes.
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sleeeeeeeeeeeep
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Lazily playing ball with your lionfus
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flying high
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>>137605150
I'd rather take the lazy to the next level and just lounge around & cuddle.
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>>137609895
I'd rather go even further beyond that and just veg out.
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Mysterious whispers
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>>137614046
Careless whispers
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>>137614046
plsno
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>>137251257
download link is down btw.
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>>137617589
He usually takes them down when he does an update. New link is >>137555010
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>>137609895
Complete with some leisurely grooming between all of you.
>>137611320
Wat
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Evil succubus tries to pretend she doesn't have feelings for you and gets jealous when you check out other girls
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>>137621590
clingy
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Being a general for a foreign prince/leader for some extra cash and finding out he has a crush on you. Your last day he offers to double your pay if you give him one kiss goodbye.
If you do kiss him, against your better judgement, he forces a sleeping pill/draught/whatever down your throat and you wake up in his bedroom a few hours later, stripped of all your armor and him waiting patiently at the bedside so the real fun can start.
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>>137622652
That's what makes her endearing.
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>>137618089
You heard me. No cuddling, no movement, nothing, just a pure trance. Heck, wouldn't even need the cat then.
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>>137625262
More like annoying.
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>>137625537
So basically you're all just asleep together
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>>137626820
Hey! Being awake for the whole thing is an integral part of the experience.
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>>137624765
But should that be a full bad end or you're eventually released after you promise to reenlist at some point in the future (or you're kept as a consultant/retainer)?
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lolis
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>>137630358
And?
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>>137630358
Brolis
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>>137634554
Broccoli
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>>137634658
Broccololi? Would she be green & have real poofy hair?
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>>137636294
Sure, we can go with that.
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>>137636294
She'd taste bad.
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Why are oujo's so great
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>>137638624
Just gotta steam her a bit. So toss her ass in a hot spring I guess?
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>>137625683
It's only annoying if you don't like tsundere to some degree.
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>>137622652
>>137625683
>>137642803
>gets jealous when you check out other girls
>clingy
That's not being clingy. Not at all.
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>>137643953
It's cute when she's trying to pretend to be evil though
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>>137643983
I'd find the insistence that she is evil despite her actions cuter but meh.
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>>137644415
So you're saying you like someone who acts sweet but insists she's evil more than someone who is evil but has a soft spot for you they don't want to admit?
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>>137644701
Mostly, yeah. Especially if they're legit evil.
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Destroying the arrogant
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>>137648906
cunt
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>>137650157
I didn't say Australian.
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Struggling to breathe because your face is pressed against the mattress as a horny guard fucks you as hard as possible while trying to be quiet so no one else in his barrack wakes up.
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>tracking the male yandere tag
>the same dude from corpse party keeps being shown to me
stop that, I'm never reading your books or playing your games so shoo
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>>137654852
Hey I got a copy you want it? Oh wait hmm how would I give it to you...
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>>137655742
Nice try, but an anon isn't going to trick me into giving my home address. Not after what happened last time.
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>>137656653
Yeah see... that's the problem. Also I don't know how mail works. Like at all.
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I'm the mayor of your fucking ass
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>>137662315
When will you fix the infrastructure? I'm tired of all these potholes.
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>>137662315
I'm the president of dese nuts
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Ordering this anon a pizza because goddamn
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>>137669389
Well shit. Now I want pizza. Oh well, I have it to look forward to tomorrow.
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>>137671878
>>137669389
pizza is shit
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>>137672274
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>>137672274
Go eat bark or whatever you people eat.
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Receiving disappointing quiz results
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https://cs.sankakucomplex.com/data/98/97/98975bceb35d88abe6c12f736fab78fb.png?5219018

qt (half)genies in sleepwear
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>>137678639
qt half-genies in general

Especially if they have the power to turn into monstergirls.
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>>137678773
and they transform by doing a belly dance
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>>137678639
Cute/Cute would cuddle with.
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>>137677595
fucking same. Can't believe I got the vocalist yandere and not the thespian one.
Don't get me wrong, I like guys who sing but his result description was the least yandere sounding out of all of them.
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>>137678639
What would husbandos wear for sleepwear? Boxers too anachronistic or can magic solve that problem?
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>>137680724
Uhh I guess loincloths and stuff. Man I knew I had a picture of Roman mosaic of underwear some where. I mean I guess you could go fundoshi or something. Or I mean nothing at all.
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>>137681074
>nothing at all
but the tents...!
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>>137681303
Uh I mean its probably just loincloths. Man I haven't looked at my folders in a year. I don't remember where all my pictures are. I know I had some period pictures of underwear. Have you checked the clothing doc?
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>>137681881
I've done personal research on women's underwear for non-slab reasons myself (menstrual aprons, man) but not men's. Is the clothing doc on the project list?

also
>when you see the waiter coming with your food
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Clicking all of a robot girl's buttons
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>>137685397
ALL of them? Even the one just above the opening to her fuel tank?
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>>137677595
https://www.quotev.com/quiz/7722517/L-0-S-T-Yandere-1/5
Here, hopefully this one doesn't disappoint
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>>137682484
kek
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>>137687694
https://www.quotev.com/quiz/7733325/Your-Yandere-Lover
This one's better.
someone started doing quizzes that were all very strangely put, like the questions were stuff like You see a box in front of you, what does the box look like? and the answers are "the box is in the form of the screams of 1 million dying children, it pricks your fingers when you go to touch it" or "the box's lid is comprised of dozens of gemstones which, while impressive once, now look sad as many have become dislodged and left holes like so many missing teeth" and shit like that. And now a bunch of the quizzes are in the same vein. I guess it's better than the whole Japanese anime style where it asks you your dere type.
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Did anyone else notice that the imperial to metrics in the apperance menu is wrong?
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>>137691428
They are?
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>>137691609
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Ice girl that you can't figure out how to fuck
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>show my mom polyvore because I don't want her sitting around doing nothing in her free time
>her sets already look better than mine
You bitch
I wish it had more medieval options so I can fuck around designing Slab character outfits as much as I do for all my original works
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>>137691814
kek
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>>137682484
that is a terrible face
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dat ass
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>>137700453
cat ass best especially because the base of the tail is probably a catboy's weak spot alongside their chin
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What do i do with the tome i get from the old lady?
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Summoning a demon to be a boyfriend and he's really fucked up (5 arms, sharp fangs ripping into his skin, emaciated) but he opens with "it's alright, you can go ahead and send me back I'm used to it. You were probably hoping to summon X instead" and you grit your teeth and suck it up to give this depressed virgin demon the best date of his immortal life.
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>>137652809
lies
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>>137638624
how do you know
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>>137632114
and more lolis
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Sneaking up on a sleeping monster girl and banging her.
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Getting eaten out by the "naïve innocent" prince while his sexist instructor talks to you, unawares, about how the kid will never be able to find a girl he's too gentlemanly.
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>>137574026
I wanna do that.
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Die!
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flipping lolis
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>>137555602
the sun girl
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Is there a way to check how much gold you have or to farm it up very quickly to repair the castle?
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>>137722356
>check how much gold you have
mouse over the left side of the screen.
>gold for castle
desert dungeon
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>>137552216
right onto my dick
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>>137701245
Learn magic
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>>137724532
They grind their soft little butts up against it first.
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>>137682484
Oh yeah it is. Should be at least. Also found the pictured I wanted. I think this is a picture of medieval dude working in his underwear or at least something like that. I've honestly forgotten.
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>>137725996
that is a word slice
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>>137727867
weird scythe*
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>>137729913
Oh I was wondering what you were trying to say. Have you seen those videos where some guy with a scythe cuts faster than modern equipment? Granted he has to work harder. But that's for cutting down grain at the root. Scythes were farm equipment they were only used in war if you took the blade and turned it up right on different stick.
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Comparing apples to orange girls
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>>137725434
>little
Why not big?
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>>137736028
Well they might be big for their age, but compared to your mighty 'blade' they're still little.
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>>137736225
No, not just big for their age, so big that they're still big even compared to that.
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>>137736321
Not him but that's just a bit silly.
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>>137725434
Loli buttjobs?
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DILF showing you why experienced men are better than awkward virgins and also doing odd jobs around the house making the more useless husbandos (Weiss) get jealous of their prowess and demand lessons.
Actually you know who would fit this bill really well? Widowed Garuda carpenter that was discussed earlier.
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>>137736895
Never checked for lolis with huge asses on gelbooru?
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>>137740096
Not that I recall but I've never really been a big fan of huge asses in general. Large? Sure. But huge? Eh.

Is there even a huge ass tag?
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>>137740696
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=loli+huge_ass
Granted, not everything on there is totally loli but you should be able to figure out what's what.
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>>137741637
Ah I'd forgotten about Zankuro. A lot of those I'd consider merely large though. Not bad though.
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>>137736321
I like a nicely sized butt but a little girl isn't going to have a giant butt. Maybe a little large.

>>137739287
You betcha
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Guard cuddling with you while he's supposed to be guarding the treasury, allowing your bandit partner to steal as much as he can possibly fit in his pockets.
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http://i.imgur.com/4zY4yTh.png

Oh my lord
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>>137743824
Game needs more cuddling in my opinion regardless of gender focus.
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>>137743824
Fucking the guard and bandit into unconsciousness instead, then running off with all the contents of the treasury yourself. They both get hung for their incompetence. You jerk.
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>>137746671
I hear she's got a new form that's like an energy cat or something.
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>>137746741
exactly
>>137747040
rude, but honestly the smartest course of action
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>>137747228
It's lightning. And apparently it leaves with not much but a bikini made of electricity.

http://simg4.gelbooru.com//images/1c/72/1c72db88b1c9f5cf0f10c8460edc574f.jpeg
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>>137747735
Must be a nice view from behind.
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>>137747735
Shame. Always liked her but I dropped the comic a long, LONG while back.
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>>137748367
What's to shame about? The fact she's having a moment in the spotlight but you can't bring yourself to get back into the series because it's a mess and you're totally justified in not picking it back up?

I mean, you can still enjoy the lewd stuff the series ends up producing.
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>>137748559
>can't bring yourself to get back into the series because it's a mess and you're totally justified in not picking it back up
Yeah, that. I could just drop in but then there's the whole "Who the fuck is that? The fuck is going on?"

>you can still enjoy the lewd stuff the series ends up producing
Oh I intend to.
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>got permission and funding to fix the courtyard
>except we can't get new mulch for some reason (despite having the budget for it) and the RA isn't allowed to tell us why because it's "confidential"

Also I want DIY garden building for the fortress.
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>>137746671
>>137747735
Delicious brown martial artist/ninja when?
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>>137749359
When you write it.
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>>137749606
Excellent. Just gotta finish up this cure for cancer I'm working on and my side project for limitless clean energy.
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>>137749986
And people say /slabg/ has no productive people.
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>evens write PC getting the good dick
>odds work on my project that's due next week
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danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2306442

This.
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>>137750956
Someday big brother will use us over and over again until his cum his dripping down our legs because we can't hold it all in, and he'll gently scold us for letting it go to waste.
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>>137751249
Can you stop replying to people's requests with the opposite out of spite?

>>137750956
Cute sisters hopefully someday.
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>>137751249
I'd prefer the reverse but whatever floats your boat.
>>137751481
>Cute sisters hopefully someday.
Someday™ hopefully. RIP mother/sister return project.
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>>137751481
>picture of big brother fucking little sister
>somehow the opposite of big brother fucking little sister
k
that said, having a little brother fucking big sister is also content I'm a-okay with, although I don't think any of the backgrounds specify whether your brother is big or little (maybe adventurer background does? I thought I remembered a snippet that went "your big brother headed off to war" or something similar).
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>>137751830
Last I saw you got a little sister, twin sister, and/or older brother. I'm probably wrong.
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>>137752040
That sounds about right.
Now that I'm thinking about it, I wonder if those backgrounds are gonna be updated to have a more varied option of brothers/sisters (because I think noble just has 2) or if more backgrounds are just going to be added with those characters.
You'd think as an RPG we'd do the former, because I don't want to have to be forced into being from an adventuring family just to have a brother, you know what I mean?
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>>137752305
Probably just something that rarely actually comes up if at all. Adding to that I mean.
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>>137753232
I guess so.
I just have big dreams where I finish all my hanging projects and then decide to bring back the PC's brother for banging, but it's a pip dream with how much other shit I need to finish. So many other dudes to write.
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>>137753465
pip dream
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>>137753465
Could always just set some sort of self-reward system up. You finish a project & then do something nice for yourself. Rinse & repeat as needed.
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>>137753772
The project -is- the nice thing for yourself!
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>>137753772
Yeah, but that would imply I have both an ounce of self control and a bank account that could warrant treating myself with food/clothes/beauty products/etc.
>>137753906
I can't get off to my own stuff unless it's been so long since I wrote it that my memories of it have fucked off. A few of my things in Slab I've read and been like "yeah this is good" actually. Rarely though.
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>>137754073
>Yeah, but that would imply I have both an ounce of self control and a bank account that could warrant treating myself with food/clothes/beauty products/etc.
Then I'm afraid you seem beyond my help then.
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>>137754073
I'm so sorry for you. I get off to my stuff so much, sometimes I struggle finishing things because it becomes too much of a turnon to handle.
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>>137754495
that's so weird, what the fuck?
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Really stupid waifu who won't stop fucking up.
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>>137756845
The waifu version of Weiss then.
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>>137757028
No, she's not endearing or anything. Everyone hates her but she won't stop.
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>>137757084
So yeah, Weiss.
Also in retrospect mistakes were made by not naming girl Weiss "Weissu"
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>>137756845
>>137757084
If everyone hates her does she still qualify as a waifu?

If you just want to rape her would she still be a waifu or would it be rapefu?
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>>137757204
Maybe it was for the best. Otherwise I would be thinking of Wiseau.
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>>137757658
If Weiss was anyone from the movie, he would be Denny.
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>>137757507
You wouldn't even want to rape her. All you feel is this sick pity, like the regular sort only spoiled. Where you don't want to comfort her, where you don't think she can improve, where you don't hate her enough to make suffer, where you don't even want to be involved with her at all. You feel bad for her, but she also makes you ill, and nothing can be salvaged from that creature so all you can do is shake your head and avoid her as best you can.
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>>137760313
Ohhh, I see.
You mean Weissu post sparring-match loss
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>>137760313
Christ. That's pretty bad.
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>>137251257
How do I pass time effectively in this game? everytime I wait a day only a minute passes.
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>>137761361
Go to the inn or your bedroom and sleep
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I just started this and I'm worried about Menhit, the tentacle took them away I think and I'm worried about them. Are they gone forever?
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>>137761941
For now but I hear there are plans to bring him back eventually
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Which would be the better dad to fuck, brave adventurer dad or guilty noble dad?
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>>137761424
Just slept for a day in all of the inns and my bedroom and each time only a minute passed. Weird.
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>>137762640
Uhh probably brave adventurer dad, but why is guilty dad guilty that could have more character or something.
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>>137762801
IIRC he just kinda let noble mom abuse you but wasn't a dick himself, so that's why I was thinking guilty. Plus you could do a lot with making your guilty father make it up to you ~somehow~
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>>137763035
Oh that's some zolushka shit man. I mean I can't really get behind the idea of insect, but that seems better than just another adventurer. Like he could be really spineless or something and you bully him into it or something.
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>>137763310
I'm not into the idea of insects either desu
also this Zolushka?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3526456/
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>>137763626
Not that what the higgidy heck. I was talking about the Soyzumultfilm version from the 80's. This one. Its based off the Hans christian Anderson Cinderella where the dad is still around and a wimp that getts bullied by evil stepmom. I should probably get to work on that single dad I was working on, but I spend all my free time boozing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKGqt0Rb_80
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>>137763908
Boozing is good, it lets you forget even if just for a moment.
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>>137766009
I'm not sad or anything it's just fun. Also I'm lazy please don't double post.
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Speaking of boozing: drunken shenanigans you may/may not regret when sober when?
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Explosions
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>>137771694
Banging and promising to date a giant turbo nerd while you're blackout drunk and having to figure out how to get out of it without breaking his heart once you've sobered up.
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>Blizzard replaces the 'out of character' and 'sexy' pose that was causing such a problem in Overwatch with an even sexier pose.

Bravo Blizzard. Bravo.
Faith in that company marginally restored.
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>>137776985
Does she bend over now?
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>>137777040
Not quite.

But this is a victory for butts everywhere.
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>>137777276
Glorious.
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Arguing, on the INTERNET.
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>>137780360
Off of it too.
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>>137776985
>>137777276
Nice.
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Light the way
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Cute boy who gets so nervous around girls that he bumbles all his pickup lines and is .2 seconds away from crying at any given time.
>"H-hey girl, is that a scrying ball in my pocket because I can see... Uh, I see the future and we're both in it. I mean, we're in it together. Like...we're a couple together not that we're both alive in the future. I mean, we are ALIVE but... Oh wait the ball is supposed to be in your pocket, fuck. Fuck, I- I gotta go."
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Cute orphan girls you can grow into your personal army/waifus.
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>>137788514
Having them get old and become nice grandmothers looking after their grandchildren?
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>>137789625
No.
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>>137789728
Why not?
Okay, fine, there'll be an option break out the forbidden magic so they stay young somehow.
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Which is the better lay:
>experienced guard who knows what he's doing but can't too into it because he's on duty and has to keep an ear out for trouble
>inexperienced wizard that makes up for his lack of knowledge with his enthusiasm and is 100% focused at the task at hand, even if he's not very good at that task
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>>137790138
I'm gonna have to go with the wizard. He can use magic on some golems or something to add in another partner, right?
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>>137790473
Yes, but being a virgin may mean he gets overwhelmed at some point, leading to wacky magical hijinks as he becomes unable to control the spell.
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>>137789840
Deep in the forest you find a seemingly abandoned building, an old orphanage, their only caretaker recently deceased. A small girl slowly comes out and stares at you.

The girls look very scared, dirty and hungry, they're all young and will most certainly die without help.

Direwolves, goblins and worse lurk in the woods, if they find the place the orphans will be eaten or enslaved.

The closest village is too far, they wouldn't survive the journey. Going back for help would take too long.

You can either turn back and leave them to fend for themselves. You don't have time for this.

Stay and train them, who knows, they might prove useful to you in the long run. They will probably grow to love you as their savior and father.

Or, as they are emotionally vulnerable, take advantage of them and try to start your own demonic cult. The orphanage is secluded, no one would know, their zeal and loyalty would eventually make them a force to be reckoned with.
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Can't wait until we reach the human settlement and get princes, tho I guess the beast races could also have princes.
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>>137792569
I look at that image and all I can think of is [Mad World intensifies] .
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>get sent candid picture of mom
>her hair is like 90% gray
this is not a good feeling
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>>137793889
>go onto video games board
>thread is like 90% blog posts
this is not a good feeling
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>>137795234
How do you survive being on the internet?
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Mysterious eggs that hatch into waifus.
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>>137799227
What kind of magical creature would lay such an egg?
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>>137799940
The waifu bird.
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Noir detective with a fetish for great gams and always has a cigarette dangling from his mouth.
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>>137800019
What would a waifu bird even look like?
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>>137802447
like a waifu
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>>137804975
Wonderful.
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Slutty dancing boy making bedroom eyes at you as he does his act.
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I play these games to get away from guys like this, this is not the childhood friend I was hoping for.
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>>137805539
wonder waifu bird that lays waifus
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>>137806443
>even video games are negging people now
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>>137725005
How do i use the tome
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>>137806443
rekt
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>>137802447
Like a waifu bird of course
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>could tell exactly what character a shitty writer was ripping their Yandere from by a single paragraph in the guy's POV
Don't know whether I should be proud or worried
also makes me wonder how obvious my ripping off is for my Slab projects
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>>137788514
banging all of the girls
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Sneaking into a monastery and fucking all the priests who took a vow of celibacy and haven't jerked off in months. Fucking so many the god they worship gets mad that you're corrupting them and shows up to give you a piece of his mind.
Fucking him too.
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>>137777276
lel
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Taking on an apprentice just to get close to and sleep with their parent(s).
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>>137776985
What was the original pose?
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>>137792569
You could just ask Accalia for help, you know. She's hanging around there and all. Do you think a girl who had an awful experience 'growing up' would hate kids?

Of course, if this is just some cruel Fae or Elven plot, which it's very likely to be since it's deep in the forest and there's nobody else around, I say get out of there as fast as possible before I end up ensnared like those girls.
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>>137756845
I'd still fuck her.
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Is there any thing added to Slablands since the cow girl?
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>>137821680
Off the top of my head, there's been recruitment added for her.
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>>137821680
A bunch of small events
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>>137753654
Then he was eaten by a sea lion
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>>137750956
that
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>>137747735
>http://simg4.gelbooru.com//images/1c/72/1c72db88b1c9f5cf0f10c8460edc574f.jpeg
Bleach really went to shit.
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>>137831856
That image is not the reason, anon.
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Collecting virginities for a dark ritual
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>>137818901
Original pose just was a generic bending over pose, someone was like "she's a silly/energetic character, so a boring 'look at my ass' pose doesn't really fit" and they changed it to the new silly one.
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>>137835043
She wasn't bent over. She just had her back turned in a kind of sexy pose.

I like the new pose better. Plus you still see the butt, so the butt haters get btfo.
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>>137835346
I can't think of a single person who gave a shit about her butt (especially since there's another character who does have sexual poses, but it's in her characterization so it wasn't brought up as an issue.). People are just constantly ready to throw a fit about developers changing their minds nowadays.
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>>137730610
No. Post video.
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>>137835696
The problem was raised from a 'concerned parent' who showed their 'daughter' a trailer for the game constantly. And they saw the pose and then the topic on the forums got a little attention, but not too much, followed by an actual bliz employee stepping, saying they'd change it and locking the topic.

Naturally, a firestorm resulted.

As well, the reason for the person being offended is dumb because only an idiot irresponsible parent shows their daughter a trailer for a teen rated game.
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>>137836021
Or a parent with a child they know is mature enough not to cry at guns and a butt.
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>>137836021
Looking at the actual forum post it says nothing about them showing it and then the kid crying. It's more about there's no reason for her to have that pose, and it cheapens the character and their daughter likes the game and they don't want one of the characters turned into a sexual cardboard cut out when they do have a personality and the pose doesn't match the personality, because that doesn't bode well for how the developer's gonna treat the series.
And I mean it is lazy. "we have these character and they have this personality and they're also female what should we do?" just give them a generic ass show pose and call it a day."
But people took the valid complaint to the extreme and claimed people are somehow trying to remove all asses from video games and we're gonna live in an assless world and etc.
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>>137836021
Just ignore them, anon. It's that same person who defended the censorship last time.
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>>137806116
slutty dancing boy who's actually a prince who snuck out of the castle to slum it up
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Manlets. When will they learn.
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>>137835793
Uh jeez I can't remember which one, but here's one that shows what I meant. Sometimes I wish I could leave it all to be a farmer, but all the farmers in the US are rich fucks who own tons of land and lobby for government subsidies. A lot of money in it if you can get in though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6NE9Rgt6E0
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Time lolis
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>>137843883
With hats
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>>137844996
>hats
Please no. Down that road lay Touhous.

On second thought? Okay.
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>>137847162
But my favorite touhou is neither a loli nor wears a hat
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>>137847926
Damn good taste.
>nor wears a hat
Eh, it was pretty much broadened to "something on or about their head" anyway.
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>>137847926
She has that party hat.
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>>137851446
That's a horn, silly.
She's an oni.
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Beating up a troll girl
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Getting eaten out by a snakeboy and being shocked by how deep his tongue can reach.
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Banging a mermaid and getting called a fish fucker
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Kissing a tiny girl even though you're pretty much completely covering her face with your lips
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>>137855941
It's a good thing snake boys have real noses, otherwise the whole eating out thing would be really really weird for them
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>>137857464
Plus I just realized, he has 2 dicks and a tail to penetrate you with. That's some good shit.
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>>137857438
Those waifus are all imagining crushing that fairy right now.
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>>137857914
That screencap below is from a different part where they fought some sunflower loser.
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>>137858129
Oh

Fairy kisses are still cute
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>>137857438
Tiny girls kissing a normal sized person is much cuter.
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>>137860994
Well she kissed him too.

But you are right, tiny girl kisses are great.
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Doomhole channel, on Cytube
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Growing wings
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>>137865217
See me grow wings and fly high
Passions will die down below
I burn in a basin of fire
Watchers look on as they dance in the merciless sky

Watching me
Watching you
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>>137865530
The Drakengard 2 version of that song was one of the only good things about that game.
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>>137865976
In fact, pretty much everything good about Drakengard 2 has that song playing in it.
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>Japans new fad is a qt 2d English teacher found in Junior High English books called Ellen Baker

I like this. We need qt girls who speak other languages besides Slabish to non-slabish speaking kids.

>>137865530
>>137865976
2 was...not great. Mostly because Taro wasn't involved in it.
Had a nice soundtrack though.
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I see that stun spamming bullshit cowgirl is still in the game.
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Garudas welcoming you to their homes and their beds.
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>>137870737
You gotta fight fire with fire, anon. Get the stunbolt staff.
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Videogames within our videogame
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>>137868892
Cute.
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Childhood bully who isn't actually secretly a good person
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>>137879657
Vengeance. Sweet, sweet vengeance.
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>>137879657
So just everyone related to you gets a free frozen for 100 years or whatever pass?
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>>137879869
Make her a demon or someshit.
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>>137868892
Cute gaijin waifus
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Blind girl that wears a red suit and fights crime
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>>137885504
Oh man blind that something interesting. Hmmmm I think I'll keep that one for later.
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Finding an ancient clay statuette and summoning a cute avatar of the Great Old Ones which may or may not eventually drive you literally insane.
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>>137885843
Can he be super Genki and bouncing around constantly eating candy?
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>>137885504
Seeing how long it takes her to realize it's your dick she's feeling.
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>>137886023
>he
Yes, she also likes to sing some kind of weird song you can't really understand every night by the campfire, you ask her about it but she says it's an old foreign lullaby. Most of it sounds like gibberish, though some sounds are more frequent.

You start having recurring nightmares, a deep sense of dread filling your every thought, though you can't remember the details about them. Eventually you start fearing going to sleep, growing more paranoid by the day.

She's very cute though.
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>>137887260
Nice, need more cute characters and not just handsome/manly ones.
Why do cutesy genki boys always have blonde hair?
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>>137887260
That doesn't sound very nice.

Also just ignore her, she takes everything and insists it's a boy no matter what you say.
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Getting spitroasted by prince twins
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>>137875639
>>137883232
She really is a cute
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>>137890718
I prefer the guys on the Spanish textbooks wearing mom jeans and shitty tennis shoes and striped T-shirts.
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Can harpies be TFd? Could you make a harpy be a garuda if you wanted?
Or would their body reject it because plot device?
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>>137891325
Isn't it super hard to tf stuff?
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>>137891438
Yeah, but maybe the harpy really wants to be a garuda?
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>>137891325
I dunno if they can be TFed into a mythological being like a Garuda girl. Seems like that'd be a fair bit harder to do than your average TF.
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>>137891935
Garuda's are basically the male version of harpies. They're not compatible with each other (can't mate) so I'm wondering if the TF would make them barren or would it be impossible to do because they're so incompatible?
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>>137892407
I'm pretty sure a Garuda girl would be significantly different from harpies. I mean, they had backwings and stuff. Maybe they would be more related to angels or something. Or maybe they're their own thing. You're right, a Garuda girl would be a great idea.
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>>137892565
Yeah, I guess in the end gender magic would overcome it. I guess the real issue is, don't the harpies and the Garuda have some sort of like war going? So the question would be why they would even want to turn to a Garuda. Maybe it be a whole characterization thing like: "I don't feel like a harpy but my family will disown me if I become a Garuda" that sort of thing but it'd need fleshing out and more than just "you're a dude now"
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>>137893058
I have no idea what you're talking about, anon. What does a Garuda girl have to do with identity issues like that?
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>>137893234
Well, I mean harpies and garudas can't mate, right? I'm pretty sure that was decided when we first talking about them so we'd have the two gender specific species (female-only harpies and male-only garudas) and they wouldn't just be like the species-specific races/avians/whatever. And IIRC they kind of hate each other for no reason. So a harpy that wants to TF into a Garuda would probably disappoint their family and get disowned and etc. and then the garudas might not even accept them since they weren't born garuda. So it's a lot more content going on then a human TFing genders because they don't have that whole sex-division to contend with.
And then since magic is magic, the whole biology thing really shouldn't matter come to think of it because they ARE basically the same race just split into male/female. It's not that huge of a change, right?
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>>137893941
C'mon, anon.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garuda
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>>137893941
And then isn't a bulk of the TF content on Erebus? So harpies would have to travel a long long way just to be able to TF. That said if they want to change that much they probably would.
So I guess in summary; it's less about whether they can TF and more about (not really the politics) but how other people are gonna react to that TF.
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>>137894154
Slab-specific Garudas are the male-only version of harpies. I can't remember when we decided, probably over a year or two ago?
God these generals have been going on a long time.
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I wish the archives from however many years ago were up so we could know the anniversary of the Widowed DILF Garuda Carpenter idea getting posted.
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>>137854431
Are they like those trolls?
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Getting handmade feather jewelry from a bird boy with suspicious bald patches on his wings.
Wearing his feathers actually means you're engaged although nobody thought to let you know
>>
>>137897031
>tapping anywhere else on the screen makes your post auto submit whether you wanted it to or not
oh that's ni
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Psycho waifu that's murders criminals like crazy.
>>
Finding the great great grandson of the first guy who ever confessed to you and you turned down for some reason. Now his kid's determined to fix the mistake his pops made by finally being the one to date/marry/etc. the famous PC
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>the "old man" in a dating game I'm playing is denoted as old by having a single wrinkle on his face despite being a full 17 years older than the MC he's dating
Wise elfboy who keeps trying to give people sage advice but nobody listens because of his smooth baby face, so he's become an alcoholic.
Bartenders usually refuse to serve him because of how young he looks so he has to get other people to sneak out his alcohol for him
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>>137900283
Psycho criminal that waifus murders like crazy.
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Waifu/husbando that knows literally nothing about sex.
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>>137904043
Literally the cutest
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>>137904043
It's been brought up a lot, especially with stuff like princes. Unfortunately nothing written in that vein yet.
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Having five minutes of life left to live
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>>137906925
Good thing that's about as long as the average dude lasts, I can get fucked one last time.
>>
Need more boys, what's the best kind of beastboy?
I gotta vote canines. Dogboys are cute and loyal and good at fetch.
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>>137908454
>canines
>loyal
What sublime taste you have.
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>>137909089
I got the shit kicked out of me by a cat when I was younger, it's less taste and more experience
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>>137909317
Our like barn-house cat like cat almost clawed up my jugular when I was really little. His name was kitty rat and he was fat.
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>>137910102
>kitty rat
that makes me feel better about naming my cats angelface and dirtynose
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>>137910102
>>137910420
I've had over a dozen cats, all with names.

I had one named Fluffems once.

FLUFFEMS
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>>137910420
>>137910563
My dad had a whole lot of shitty, but funny cat names like "Your In Trouble" and "Your In Trouble 2" because they pissed a lot. My mom likes boring names like "Grey" or "Pepper".
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>>137910585
My mom named one of her cats Oxhead for some reason.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soOxnqES08U
Helping your husbandos set up a brewery
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Monkey butts
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offtopic, but help me choose which ex-boyfriend to date

also we need more "ara ara~ you don't want an old man like me" husbandos. Young guys are nice and all, but sometimes you just want to sit and have a relaxing mug of tea with your middle-aged husband and just enjoy each other's company.
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loli meows
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Getting caught out in a storm and taking refuge in an abandoned castle filled with incubi.
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Harley girl
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Must have missed when they first posted this. Jesus. At least they've dropped off the face of the earth looks like.
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>>137251257
whos that qt
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>>137904294
what is she from
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Volunteering to work a glory hole for extra gold
that's how you find out your dad/brother/childhood friend is both alive and has been eating a lot of pineapple
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>>137915117
Kill them all.
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>>137927297
The all characters one costs money, I don't want to date my ex boyfriends that badly.
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>>137918226
Meowing lolis
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Weary prince tired of having to lead a war torn country and seeking the temporary solace of the PC's embrace.
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>>137913574
Big brown monkey girl ass
>>
work ya
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>>137910563
>over 1 dozen
crazy cat lady please
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>>137910102
>kitty rat
>>
>not naming your cat dog
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>>137924682
Oshiete! Galko-chan
It's a manga with Galko and her friends. They mostly have silly trivia or just hang out and do friend stuff.
Got made into a mini-sode anime this season.
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>>137902950
no
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Troll girl that lives under your bridge.
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Yandere dog boy that gets jealous if he sees you playing fetch with another dog. Even if it's a regular dog.
>>
>>137938681
Yes? uhhh that was his name??? please don't us those arrows at me you are making me nervous
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>>137890718
Wants the dick
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>>137948763
She wants you to learn English.
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Having sexual with a succubus and overcoming her soulsucking and making a contract with her.
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>>137952658
Having sexual... what?
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>>137952658
Demon girls in general desu
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>>137885504
Yes pls
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>>137952839
You're not new here are you, senpai?

Having sexual?
Making fuck?
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>>137952984
Are you? That's not how you write it.
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>>137953104
Does it really matter how you write it if it ends up meaning the same thing?
>>
mega dl link doesnt work anymore
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>>137953230
Yes, it does. It's how you ensure clear and consistent communication. I'm guessing you're making a ESL joke because of the talk about an English teacher earlier, but it's still not very funny.
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>>137953230
Ignore him, anon. He's an autist and we all have to tolerate him unfortunately.
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>>137953343
See >>137555010
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>>137953453
Autistic people are more likely to struggle with that, though. I don't think you know what words mean, anon.
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>>137953578
thank you
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>>137952658
That's not how Succubi work in this setting.
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Cornish game hens
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>>137954234
I thought we were just throwing ideas at the wall; at least juding by other posts.
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>>137957238
>you have to specify 'alive' to see an alive cornish game hen in google images
Huh.
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>>137879869
Yes. Because you're special.
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>>137957683
:)
>>
Doublestuffing a cute shortstack
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>>137958856
With both of your dicks
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>>137958856
Singlestuffing her
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Rolling around in the garden and making love to one of your husbandos as the two of you are surrounded by beautiful flowers
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>>137959248
Yeah that's right.

>>137959307
But Shortstacks are naturally able to take more and bigger penises. Why deny them anything left.
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>>137960495
No way!
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>>137960631
>having anything less than two penises
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>>137960774
Sounds like a pain. One only, thanks.
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>>137960774
The more talented among us can take 5, so 2 is still on the small side.
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Mistaking the word pennies for penises.
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>>137961190
Mistaking the word penises for pennies when offered "money" and finding yourself at a gangbang.
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>>137961808
Temporarily cloning yourself for a gangbang
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>>137879657
Childhood bully girl that you break into a slave.
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>>137962750
That's pretty fucked up, man. She only bullied out of love. Why not just sweep her off her feet and bully her right back instead?
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>>137962609
Would be neat, although I think there'd have to be a way the PC's nerve endings could be shared/they feel everything with every single clone of them, otherwise why bother? It'd just be the same as you taking the dicks, but now all the other girls in the orgy look like you right?
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>>137964083
> I think there'd have to be a way the PC's nerve endings could be shared/they feel everything with every single clone of them,
I figure shared senses would be a built-in part of that kinda spell, you know?
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>>137964246
Yeah, that's what I'm figuring.
Although you'll probably still appeal to the crowd who likes to force others to be sex slaves either way. So at least one fetish guaranteed.
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>>137929747
Cute.
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>>137964246
>>137964460
Would also call for a quick orgasm.
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Hey, which of you fags is in Northwest Florida. I keep getting my timer popped randomly and I know it's from here, pic related came up when I was notified of a ban a few months ago.
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>>137965029
Maybe the sensations are dulled as they spread out among all the clones so you last longer.
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>>137965152
Not as fun then.
What about it makes your refraction period nonexistent (for malePCs if anyone plays as one) so you have orgasm after orgasm?
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>>137965297
That works too. For me it's an issue of balancing between the people who want just one big payoff at the end versus the ones who want it to happen all the time.
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>>137965058
Do you have random blackouts in your memory?
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>>137965524
No, I'm on Campus Internet and it's annoying the fuck out of me that some other fag is posting within a 4 mile radius.
Plus, my Post button still says Post and not my time left, then when I try to post I get a message saying "You must wait X seconds before posting."
Like just now, you dandy fuck.
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>>137965058
I'd freak out if I knew someone else was posting on 4chan
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>>137965739
>dandy fuck
why thank you
>>137965939
no worries, we're all you
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>>137965739
What's your major dawg?
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>>137966826
IIRC, Computer Science.
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>>137966826
Accounting, you?
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>>137966989
CIS
this is super offtopic tho good luck with your finals and stuff like that
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>>137870737
Get stunned son.
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>>137967630
Get some sun.
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>>137966956
you forgot your own major?
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>>137969624
I know I did.
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Nano machines son waifu
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>>137972828
Nano mah sheen
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>>137975131
Having tiger blood flowing in your veins.
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>>137868892
who what
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>>137978412
when where
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>>137978412
>>137978837
No.
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>>137980373
You were supposed to reply with 'why'.
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>>137865217
Growing flings.
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Snubbing a boring waifu.
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>>137986580
No
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Horror stream starting, link here:
>>137862445
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Losing an leg in nam girl.
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>>137989784
Naming a leg girl
>>
Sad moments
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>>137857438
They all jelly.
>>
Did you power cycle it?
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>>137251257
What is this OP from
>>
>>137997541
Monster Musume. She's one of the non-main girls
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>>137857098
Shut up fish fucker.
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>>138000795
this
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>>138000795
I'll have you know feesh posting is an honored and respected tradition of those general.
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>>138002392
Fish girls are almost always the best when present.
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>>138002392
see
>>138000795
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>>137854431
>>137854431
You're a dick.
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>>137253947
reminder to the OP guy for when he makes the next thread
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>>138006340
She trolls you, you don't want that.
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>>138009583
Are you kidding? Smug trolls are the best kind of girl.
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What
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>>138010889
I don't want to combine!
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>>137851446
kek
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Hey, you!
Yeah, you, right there!
What are you doing right now?
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>>138012421
Replying to this.
Reading a book for class.
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>>138012421
Replying to this.
Listening to music.
Deciding whether to cook lasagna or spaghetti for dinner tomorrow.
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>>137847926
best girl
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>>138014069
Lasagna would be more effort, just do Spaghetti
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>>138016752
Breast curl.
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Loli vampire that pretends that she's 1000 years old, when actually she's was turned into a vampire a week ago and she doesn't know what to do. She also hohohos at you.
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Playing hide and seek with a shota with a big dick. If he finds you, he fucks you into unconsciousness.
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>>138022472
Cute.
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>>138022472
She's Santa Claus?
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>>138022472
Would she complain if you call her grandma?
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>>138016885
But lasagna is way better.
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>>138023807
>>138023807
>>138023807
new thread
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>>138023839
>didn't listen to >>138006984
One job, anon.
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>>138023572
Oh no you are super right Lasagna is way better, but just a shit ton of work.
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