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Valeera Edition

>News
www.oldgods.com

>Deck lists, news etc:
http://tempostorm.com
http://liquidhearth.com/
http://hearthstoneplayers.com/
http://hearthhead.com/
http://hearthpwn.com/
http://www.hearthstonetopdeck.com/

>Arena Help
http://heartharena.com/

>Open Tournaments:
https://strivewire.com/
http://play.eslgaming.com/hearthstone/
http://zotac-cup.com

>Deck Tracker:
https://github.com/Epix37/Hearthstone-Deck-Tracker/release

Old: >>137140383
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First for incredible autism
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3rd for new leggo sucking.
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>>137165225
C'thun is the only good old god. Y'shaarj is shit and N'zoth is probably only good in wild.

Bravo Blizzard.
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Meant to be Shaman.
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5th for thighs
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nth for playing wow and failing to find my car for like five minutes :(
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>>137165225
4th for irrelevant class for two full expansions
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Anyone up for Watch and Learn?
Bakujin #1740 US
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>>137165428
imagine if we got one of the shitty ones for free instead of Cthun
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>>137165517
Added, I'm socks
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Our boy doing a review
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>>137165517
Asterix #1149
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This card's text is correctly worded. See: Mindgames, Deathlord.
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That's a great tutor.
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>>137165634
It isnt but ok.
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>>137165590
Added thanks.
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>>137165716
>a great tutor.
it draws a card at the start of your turn, and it has bad stats for the cost, its losing 3 stats to draw you a card that you dont want more than 1 of in your deck, so you run 1 of these, hope you draw it before the 10 mana minion and you hope this survives when it goes down
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>>137165716
>start of your turn
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>Last 5 packs from arena
>One got my first Aviana
>Most recent two got me second Rag and second Maly

Also got me my first faceless, feels good.
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>He pre-ordered Whispers of the Dust Gods
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>>137165634
>we explain in the other thread how to fix it
>"nanana its ok because blizz does it"
OCfags are the most retarded poster jesus christ. Instead of using feedback you just post i again to bait replies.

Why post it in the first place. Fuck
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Anyone have that rogue "hearthstone magazine" art? I have been looking for it for a while
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>>137165716
If this were 5 mana, it could be playable
5 mana 4/6 isnt terrible, its almost like a belcher at that point
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>>137165716
>Print insanely slow cards like this
>Nothing to slow down the actual game yet
I don't give a fuck about all these I want to know if aggro will die or not.
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>>137165965
Just googled and found it easily. Cmon anon
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>>137165987
6 mana 4/6 that guarantee you get the one legendary you want for your deck is pretty good.
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>>137165478
so uh, a charge minion that you play AFTER you burst? DansGame
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Asking agian,can this deck work.
>tfw you havno no legos.
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>>137165497
>Implying Mill Rogue will not be T1 deck with every autist out there playing with slow ass Old Gods decks
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>>137166148
It doesnt guarantee anything, read the card text
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>>137166148
>guarante
Anon it doesnt trigger at the end of turn, its the START. Aka its dead before that
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>>137165938
I'm not making cards for another card game. I'm intentionally copying Blizzard's keywords and style of writing.

Yes, Hearthstone's cards are badly written, but that's not the issue with my card

I also just wanted to post it at the start of the thread to continue where we left off
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>>137166113
Well no mechs and Dr boom will slow the game enough.

>>137166248
If it survive, you get a 10 mana cost. If it does not, it's a 4 attack taunt. Still okay
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>>137166317
It is literally the issue with your card. Take 3 seconds and add which side of the field you place the minion on if you want a real discussion.
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>Arena draft with no legendaries
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>>137166317
correction, you arent making cards for anything since you cant play your cards. If you dont want to improve, stop posting.

Actually ,just stop posting fucking OC
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>All these rank 20 shieldbearers defending Harbinger
Harbinger of DOOM
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>>137166136

Guess you used some keyword i didnt know, cause i really cant find it.
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>>137166378
Mechs did nothing and dr boom was just a tempo swing. Current aggro decks use neither or them.
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>>137166525
Zombie Chow, Creeper, Aggro is mostly dead bra.
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>>137166521
Not him, I just googled "hearthstone" valeera magazine cover.

Google tells me what I should have searched for was "Hearthstone Valeera Porn"
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>>137166521
Valeera mazine hs <- put that in google, look at first page.

Sorry I cant save the pic my phone is fucking up
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>>137166510
Harbinger is 2slow. 6-health helps it, but it's defo too slow.

I am going to say that Y'shaarj has potential. It certainly has the easiest-stoppable effect out of the three Old Gods we've seen so far, and probably the weakest, but I definitely see potential.
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>>137166627
Aggro didn't use zombie chow. All the good anti aggro cards are leaving so aggro doesn't seem like it's dying any time soon.

That's why I want to know whether or not it will survive instead of cards like this that will never see play if it does.
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>>137166768
Magazine*
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>>137166521
>>137166751
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Kolento just said on stream that Harbinger is shit.

Everyone go home.
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>>137166940

thanks anon.
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>>137166439
Okay, read what Mindgames says, I'll even post it for you.

It just say "put a copy of a random minion" meaning that YOU are the one putting the card into the field, since you played the card

Deathlord say "your opponent puts a minion from their deck into the battlefield"

See the difference? You control Y'Shaarj, and HE puts a random minion from your opponent's deck into the battlefield. Your opponent is not performing this action
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>>137166967
>some random twitch eceleb says stuff
In this case its true but who cares about these clowns.

Wish I could go back at the start of the 2000s and discuss card games without fucking twitch shit mixed in. I miss you early magic years
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>>137165634
But that's not the right card.
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>>137167167
Kolento is bae
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I am the lucid dream...

The monster in your nightmares...

The fiend of a thousand faces!

Cower before my true form!

BOW DOWN BEFORE THE GOD OF DEATH!
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>>137167254
Its his shitty OC, trying ot show us how he cant improve what blizz does for shit
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>>137167254
This gotta be the laziest golden animation I've ever seem
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>>137167426
if Yshaarj bulls this out, the battlecry doesnt trigger
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>>137167426
>lego needing one free and two others to even do anything
Still cool, but lol
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>>137167167
>my opinion is more valuable than the one of the best player in the world

why are you guys so arrogant and delusional?
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>>137167426

Literally so slow. But so slow, not even fatigue warrior can play it
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>>137166830
>defensive decks lose zombie chow, healbot, belcher
>no cards to even somewhat replace them
>almost all the cards so far have been slow with no immediate effect

>shaman only lost crackle

Prepare for the aggro meta boyz
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>>137166219
add the second brawl and justicar if you have it or at least shieldmaidens and shield blocks
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WHICH IS THE BEST BOARD?
HAVE YOUR SAY - TODAY

http://strawpoll.me/7240500/r
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>>137167667
I didnt say that mine is better, just that twitch e-celebs arent worth much.

Maybe just kibbler since he's actually good at a real cardgame and know about tcg designs
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>Kolento saying Tentacles for Arms is worse than Poisoned Blade.
Guess he's never played Fatigue Warrior. Who cares about 5 mana?
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>>137167819
tgt even if the actual expansion was shit

what I want to know is come standard will the gvg and naxx boards leave? and what boards will we get for the old gods?
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>>137167819
take the "r" out of the link dumb ass
http://strawpoll.me/7240500/
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>>137165634
>Play varian
>Get up to 3 minions
>Get minions like rag/ysera
>Their effects trigger

>Pull Y'shaari
>Get one minion
>Said minion wont trigger any effects

Will blizz ever make a good lego again?
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>>137167837
kolento looks like gollum, speaks broken english and has literally 0 charisma

why do you think people watch him?
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>>137168006
I'm hoping for Tanaris with tentacles rising from the desert, but we will probably get a cave instead. We already had a desert with LoE.
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>>137167906
>Fatigue warrior without deathlord and maiden
>Not using monkey
>Spending 5 mana when you can be shitting out legendarys every turn instead
It's honestly shit.
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>>137167906
It may be good in fatigue matches but 5 mana for 2 damage are really poor in other matchups and this become a dead card
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>>137168065
>All of the good lateame minions have battlecries
>the ones who don't trigger at end of turn
>both dont work with this

I guess I can pull my boogiemonster with this :^)
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>>137168065
They just need to fix their spaghetti code so that end of turn effects aren't happening between turns
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>>137168065
With Varian you are not sure to get minions.
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>>137165716
dies to removal- ops wrong game
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>>137168079
He's a good player and is not in it for the money. Plus he hates the other streamers well besides Mr.yagut and Garra
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>>137168079
people often enjoy the company of people worse off than them
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>>137167083
Copy of a random minion from your opponents deck. So you have a copy, of a selected list, and putting it in, under your control because its a copy.

Your card says put an opponents minion in the battlefield. Its still your oppenents card. Ergo we should assume its under their control still. Really not that complicated. Fix your card.
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>Oh shit, time to use my Old God legendaries!
>Oh, im already dead
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>>137165634
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>>137168681
>Google doesn't work
sauce my man
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>>137168954
Its porn anon, you dont want that.
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>>137167426
It would be rad if they had it create a minigame where you had to defeat your opponent in some game and you deal 10 damage to it however if you lose the minigame, YOU take the 10 damage kinda like the WoW counterpart where you went into the insanity world stuff.

Sorry going completely by memory so not really communicating this too well.
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Why is mage such a stupid class? They have overpowered as fuck basic cards and Blizzard hasn't said anything about nerfing them, in fact they just give them better shit every expansion.
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>>137169046
you are NOT my boss
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>>137169115
>Better shit every expansion
Mage spells outside basic ones are irreverent and never see play. It's the starter for new players so they have to make it seem powerful to keep them addicted.

It's bullshit I agree but it's never being changed
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>tfw I own another hunter shitter with reno

Is there a better feeling?
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Battlecry: copy the Battlecrys of ALL friendly minions that died this game.
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>>137168065
What nobody has really thought of is what if a world exists where Battlecrys are all nerfed to shit.

If you didn't need to care Varian would be a LOT better. Imagine Varian into Y'Shaarj, you get 5 great minions for 10 mana, that's just insane.

Kind of all or nothing play though. DOOM! is a concede. I don't worry about fatigue, because I will win next turn.
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>>137169046
Please mastah
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>>137165564
What's he saying? Everything's shit?

Also Strifecro has the best record. He called Boom and mysterious challenger. Literally everyone else said challenger was a joke card.
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>>137169051
>Playing on china server while waiting for season reset
>rank 24 rogue with thaurissan, belcher, loatheb and chromagus
>rank 23 shaman with chows, creepers and KT
>rank 24 full deck face hunter

Did season reset here already or something?
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yogg saron is an old god right? will he be a legendary in this release?
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>>137168614
I'm not fucking changing it. The owner of the card determines where the card is going.
There is no mention of your opponent performing an action like with Deathlord.
I don't understand how you can assume your opponent is controlling the card still after all these explanations
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>>137169594
Yes and yes
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>>137169480
Just google rukifox
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>>137169594
yeah

he will be the last one they show
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>>137169656
Thats not true at all. And Deathlords description is concise. So you just suck is the moral here.
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>>137168614
>Your card says put an opponents minion in the battlefield. Its still your oppenents card. Ergo we should assume its under their control still.
If that were the case, then Deathlord would say "Deathrattle: Put a minion from your opponent's deck into the battlefield."
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>trying to do a quest for a class i have no cards for
>3 dragon priests in a row
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In standard mode, will random minion/spell effects and discover effects pull from the ENTIRE card base, or just the standard format card set?
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>>137170271
Almost certainly standard
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>>137170271
Just the standard format card set.
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>>137170271
Just from the Standard sets
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>>137170191
>dragon priest
>good

pick one
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>>137170271
Only standard. You cant find a GvG or Naxx card.
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how do Hearthstone streamers manage to play so many games while staying so calm and rage-free (Reynad being the exception)? They tilt a bit but I'd be screaming vulgarities and slamming my mouse into my desk if I had to deal with RNG at the frequency that they do.

I'm not even a legend player.
I may also have some anger issues.
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wtf i can't open my hs it says this:

Switching to resolution 144x0 failed, trying lower one
All resolution switches have failed
Screen: could not switch resolution (144x0 fs=0 hz=0)

WTF?
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>>137169560
>look up strifrecro's youtube
>it's just shitty highlights and experimental decks

Who's actually done the best card reviews Old Gods?
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>>137170271
Standard

No idea how Ball of Spiders works
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>>137170452
Kibler
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>>137170682
The Webspinners will also only give Standard cards
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>>137166808
>139 wins
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>>137170429
Try reinstalling the game
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>best card today is a rng mage spell
Oh well
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>>137170415

It's a fucking dice roll game, it doesn't matter. You stop caring when you play often enough.
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>>137171016

fuck off
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I NEED MORE COINS
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>b-but you can't judge these new cards, the meta is gonna change!!!!!! t. reddit

Remember when TGT cards were being revealed and they were universally agreed upon to be shit? And then it turned out they actually were all shit with the exception of 3 good cards and 8 or 9 playable cards.
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>>137170415
What does it matter? It's not like they're playing in a tournament, there is nothing at stake.
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>>137170452
Strife hasn't reviewed it yet I'm just saying he was very right about the other sets.

This is probably the current best review >>137170686
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>>137170415
I think they are at a point where they don't care anymore. They played loads of games, they already bought every card with twitch money, they already reached legend. There simply are no more stakes for them.
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>>137171470
I know you're just trolling, but there's a reason TGT cards didn't make it.
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>>137171470
>implying mad scientist, shredder, belcher, healbot, minibot, and muster leaving won't change anything
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>>137171390
Reinstall, not uninstall. Learn your prefixes, kid
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>>137171670
you know no new TGT cards will see play once GvG and Naxx are gone?

only like 10% of cards from any set see regular play
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What you think, /hsg/?
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>>137171739
What from TGT will take those cards places?
TGT was shit for a lot of reasons, those cards still wont see play though
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>>137171765
>implying murloc knight and savage combatant aren't GOAT 4 drops not that shredder is gone

You gonna play infested Tauren anon?
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>>137171894
No.
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>>137171670
Standard isn't going to have the impact you think it is. At this point the only thing relevant yet to be revealed is classic card nerfs, because with the exception of secret paladin; nearly every top tier deck on ladder existed pre-naxx and pre-gvg.

WoG cards are simply not good no matter the circumstances surrounding them. No amount of cards leaving rotation or nerfs will make the bulk of them viable for high ranked competitive play.
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>>137171894
lol
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>>137171971

>tfw I'm actually gonna play Infested Tauren in my Control Deathrattle Hunter deck

Memes help me
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>>137171765
what about loe? just counted and 26 of the cards (out of 45) are used regularly
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>>137171894
This is unbelievably broken. May as well have it destroy a minion.
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>>137171740

Yes? You can still fuck off desu

What next, format windows? Wow, thanks so much for your tip are you a professional computer specialist?
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>>137171894
>he doesn't know sap is getting nerfed
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post hero level and guess what's the most favorite and least favorite class of the player :^)
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>>137172296
Not him but I had the exact same problem and reinstalling fixed it. Get the stick out of your ass.
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>watching kibler play reno shadowpriest
>druid combos him to exactly 1 hp
>reno for 29
>"I concede"

fuck me I wish I had enough dust for that deck
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Will C'thun keep its buffs if it is removed with things like sap or entomb?
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slipping in right at the end ;)
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I would like to talk about the game with in a game called hearthstone

my favorite fact about the game is class cards while existing arn't actually limited, ass seen in the boss decks and the deck Starseeker give you which was for an official tournament in universe

that means the character you play just refuse to use cards out of there class for no reason
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>>137172660
Yes, he will keep his buffs no matter what. I don't know about silence though.
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>>137172782
>cant even get to rank 10
kill me
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should frost nova deal 0 damage instead of dealing no damage?
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>>137172860
what decks are you using?
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>>137172660
I'm not sure about entomb because then it's not their c'thun anymore.

but as a whole sap, shadowstep, gang up, epsortal, confessor all keep c'thun stats. they're stored elsewhere, not on the card itself like bolf
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>>137171894
try
Death rattle: add three saps to your hand
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>>137172498

I already found a way to open the game from a different place with the standard resolution, but enjoy buying a new HDD and formating windows every time a little thing happens
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>>137172915
fuck off freeze shitter
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>>137171894
>[Milling intensifies]
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>>137172915
no, too powerful
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>>137172980
I like that better actually, Nzoth synergy too.
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>>137172424
Maybe he does and it's next level OC
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Daily reminder the Brode brigade they created the Boogey Woogey when they had a canon Slime boss to use from.
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battle of the memes vs Jackie chan
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>Turn one Prep -> Beneath The Grounds
>Turn two Coin -> Beneath The Grounds
>Turn three opponent draws an Ambush into another Ambush
>Turn four they draw a third Ambush
>I say Thank You each time
Fuck me, I hate this brawl but I don't think anything will beat the feeling of having things go so well.
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>>137172021
Patron Warrior
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>mage got Malorne and Devilsaur from unstable portals
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>>137173468

You forgot

>Silence this minion if it is Frozen
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>>137172296
Have you tried it yet? If not, shut the fuck up until you have
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>>137171894
Would stick my dick innit.
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Where did it all go so wrong?
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>>137173948

GvG
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>>137173517
I only got one BTG but an opponent managed to draw the three in a row in this brawl. Based nerubians saving my poorfag ass.
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>>137173948
Too small neck to support that massive head
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>>137173948
-mumble fags
+succubus
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>>137173689
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>>137174142
>No bandana
awful
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>>137173948
Hearthstone was a mistake
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>>137173948
veganism
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>>137173491
nice one m8
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funniest shaman deck?
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>>137174057
>poorfag
I feel that. I matched a guy with Rafaam and I realised I've been putting it off for too long and bought the other four wings of BRM and LoE. Will never pay for packs though, last time I did it was after TGM launch and I literally got nothing of any use from them. Can get by on gold fine enough.
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>>137174373
Shaman in general

The class is a joke.
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>>137173948
When his life started to revolve around Hearthstone.
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Man why does it have to be so difficult to get specific leggos, like some decks you just can't play without melting 16 epics to make one legendary.
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>>137174220

What else could you expect from Zeriyah?
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I'm so fucking dissapointed at the model of y'shaarj. Looks just like a normal Sha
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>>137174753
A penis?
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>>137171894
What a completely broken card.
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>>137172783
She also gave you a deck to fight off an ethereal stealing shit
The whole card game shtick doesn't work like that
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>>137174809
Dumb weebshit poster
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>>137174628
Legendaries are overrated. Except for Dr Boom.
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What is the most fun deck to play? Don't care about how often it wins as long as it doesnt lose every game.
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>>137174913
>implying you can play warrior without pic related
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>>137174628
>>137174913

Epics are more important for most decks.

Look at Mysterious Challenger
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>>137174913
>Dr Boom
you dr bye-bye
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>start playing hunter
>Keep trying to coin out a minion using hunters mark
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>>137174846
>6U to return a card to hand

Nah
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>>137174839
I hope
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>>137174893
Why do people (pretend) to hate anime on 4chin? I' don't get this meme. Is it the (you)'s?
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>>137174284
the correct answer
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>>137174809
I've been really bothered by the designs now desu. C'Thun and Yogg-Saron looked good an unique and now we Neon Sha and Ozumat Level 2
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>>137175357
>(pretend)
Another dumb post.
>>
>Play zoo
>Imp gang boss is total shit and NEVER FUCKING EVER gets ANY value
Jesus fuck what a shitty 3 drop. Over 20 games, not even once that shit had any fucking value.
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>>137167254
How hard will the nerf to BGH be to enable all this shitty OC?
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>>137175209
You think, but in pauper edh, its a stapple. Imagine a topdeck war where you deny someone is fatty every single turn.
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Should I craft a Gorehowl?
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>>137174913
>warrior without grommosh
>priest without justicar
>mage without alex or tony
>paladin without tirion
>any warlock that isn't zoo without jaraxxus

smhtbhfam
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>>137175357
Anime is shit. I dont come here for anime, I come here for /hs/ discussion (and other vg generals, NOT weeb shit)

Animes goes to /a/ anyways
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>>137175608
farm Malchezaar each week I got it on my 4th week
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>>137175705

it's just an image, anon. Do you tell spongebob posters to go to /co/?
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>>137175542
>pauper edh

Why do you hate yourself?
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>have a couple minutes to spare
>guess I'll check my quests
>okay, fuck you too blizzard
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>>137166232
>no gang up
>no DL, AH
>mill rogue existing
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>>137175705
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>>137175112
Epics are still like half a legendary desu
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After inhaling ether, I had a vision of the new Mage Secret

Copycat
Place a
2 copies of the next spell your opponent plays into your hand.
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>>137175878
Spongebob doesnt have a pedophile culture serouding it, so at least there's that
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Are you ready for 1st April blizzard jokes?
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>>137175705
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>>137175960
>no gang up
anon what are you talking about
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>>137175440
>>137175440

Are you crazy? Its a 3 mana 3/5 at minimum, potentially more, summons more bodies to use buffs like PO, dire wolf, argus etc.

The fact that its higher health lower attack means it trades well with early game drops for board control
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>>137175990
>>137176193
>>137176245
Its like you want to be banned for avatarfagging, weebshit
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>>137173468

Now with mana scaling
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>>137176191
Old Gods?
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>>137176191
They're already on the korean blizzard site. Hearthstones april fools is about everyone playing on the toliet or some shit
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>>137176191
can't wait for le ebin fake card announcements
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>>137176140
>all anime has pedo culture around it

Why are you comparing spongebob to all anime ever? You're kidding yourself if you think cartoons don't have a pedoshit culture too, if you'd ever been to the gravity falls general on /co/ you'd know that.
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>>137176191
New game mode in addition to Wild and Standard: Crazy
Make cards with their generator and play with them in game. Anything goes.
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>>137176191
I expect that as joke they turn off EU servers
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>>137175923
>blizzard did this on porpoise
>they knew I only had a bit of time cod dammit
>I scampilive they would this to me
>whale fuck them, those guys
>I will dolphinitely stop using there service one of these days
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>>137176329
what hearthstone deck do you like
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>>137173583
Look behind you
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>>137176012

True but by dusting all your useless cards (not just dupes but the never playable ones) gets you to 800 a lot easier than 1600
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>>137176293
I've never, FUCKING EVER seen it go well.
Ever. 20 games.
>Never trades into lower cost minion
>never has good trades since lol2attack
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Is blizzard serious?
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>>137176329
>>137175705
>>137175427

Somebody is triggered.
>>>/tumblr/ will listen, bro.
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>see purple glow around card
>oh boy
>it's a crab
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BLIIZZZAAARD!!!!!!!
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>Newish player

>Play aggro Rogue
>Hate Priests but get to beat Hunters

>Play control Rogue
>Absolutely shit on Priests, but Hunters make me shit myself

Okay. I'm starting to see how it is. But fuck, man. How do I slow these Hunters down? Assume I'm retarded.
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Would you play this card?
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>the face you make when you realize you've wasted two years of your life playing a children's card game
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>>137176739
so many people trying to ladder i guess
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>>137176628

Kills knife juggler and leper gnome, and minibot and silver hand recruits. Thats all it needs to do
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>>137176937
Literally never does that.
>Leper
Traded with your 1 drop
>Juggler
See point 1, if not traded with 2 drop.
Also
>Recruits
Yeah, 1 class out of 9! waow.
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>>137176905
JUST
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>>137176787
Oh, no, I would absolutely not play a relatively cheap card that completely redefines the board in my favor and gives me absurd amount of healing. Why would I do that? Are you fucking stupid or something? Give me one reason I would even THINK to do that. Yeah. That's what I thought.
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>>137176928
>it's up to 38 now

Jesus fucking christ what is actually happening to the servers?
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>>137176689
>>137175990
>>137176193
>>137176245
>>137176550
>>137176689
I walk away for 5 minutes and the weebs start shitposting again.

Just remember to report off-topic anime shit and everything should be alright again, people.
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>>137176510
the worst part, aside from your aquatic puns, is that they have the nerve to ADD to my wait time
>>
>golden charged hammer
>golden crackle
>golden flash heal
480 dust
>>
>That one leaked Valeera card

Do we know what it is yet?

I bet it's something like, "Forbidden Smithing: Use all mana. Add attack to your weapon equal to half of your mana. Combo: Gain that much armor as well".
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what's a good meme demon deck?
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>>137177050

What 3 drops does it suffer against?
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>>137177256
Give your hero stealth till the start of your next turn. 6 mana
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Dust again
How'd everybody else do?
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>>137176905
>>
>People go to 4chan and complain about anime pictures.

I'll never understand
>>
Show me what you got Europeans!
>>
Haha time to not play ladder for another week
>>
Sometimes the game just decides it's time for you to lose on turn 4.
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>>137177221
>tfw golden master of disguise and golden keeper of the grove
>tfw they're both most likely going to get some type of nerf
>800 dust each
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>>137176689
After 8 years I know Imcant change 4chan. I just wish that threads wouldnt be filled iwht animes all the time. Same for OC, they should really have their own general.

In general, I'm just sad at the poor taste of teenagers who post here. But hey, I'm in a hs thread, what am I expecting. At least I'm not on /v/ where everyone is just salivating over everything like jiggly anime girls, fuckboys (seriously, why does everyone like a fucking dick on a girl) and other stuff. Almost impossible ot have an actual game discussion there.

And still, its better than the censorship on other sites.

/blog
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Earth elemental is actually playable, right? Didn't even have it before
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>>137177372
Because anime is shit and this general has a history of anime shitposting?

Honestly, how new are you?
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>>137177323
This game has precedents so you can phrase them correctly. Please do so.
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>>137177421
t-thanks
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>>137176748

>How do I slow these Hunters down? Assume I'm retarded

Get rich.

Seriously, I don't think I've ever played a post-Reno turn against a Hunter.
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>>137177296
Bane of doom too. Dust
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>>137177570

not even close to playable in the bgh meta

maybe in standard
>>
WOW ITS FUCKING USELESS SHIT
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>>137177570
5 mana overload and die to BGH, might be good with the nerf
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>>137177703
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>137177656
Well shit. I guess I have Reno. But fuck, whittling down the cards in my deck would be a nightmare.
>>
>>137177570

Not currently with how OP BGH is. Once it's nerfed, maybe. It'll be a lot better if Shaman gets another Overload unlock card
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>>137177421
Still only rank 9 in NA. Trying hard to get to 5 without resorting to meme paladin or face decks.
>>
Was anyone else playing a game, only to finish and see themselves back at reset rank without seeing rewards?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>137177574

>Honestly, how new are you?

I should be the one asking this really.
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>>137176683
>>137175923
This is what happens when you Blizzard doesnt sell enough preorders!! What will the poor employees eat?!?!?!!?!?!?
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>>137177421
>tfw rank 18
;_;
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>>137177952
Well you clearly don't understand what you're talking about, so no.
>>
>open game
>can't open chest

reee
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>>137177514

>going to /v/ to discuss videogames

your own fault really
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>>137178073
if you're NA it's for eu cucks only
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>>137178108
That's why I atick to generals but most are still infected by all kind of random shit, like animes.
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>>137177328
I don't see people playing any 3 drops, normally he has to go against a shredder or similar.
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>>137177514
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>>137177703
The worm that attacks again if it kills and that are a good combo unless you are a functioning member of society and don't play hunter
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>>137177807
How aboot something like this?
>>
Tfw botted to 13

Do you think it can go any further?
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>>137177570
How do I open the box? This is my first season playing.
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Sup /hsg/. I have Boom, Sylvanas, Tirion and all adventures. I do have secret paladin and midrange druid but I am missing Grom for Patron Warrior. Should I craft him? Should I craft something else?
Or should I wait for Standard and see what's actually releant?
There's no way I could assemble wallet warrior anytime soon.
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>>137178486
If you're NA, you have to wait until tomorrow morning.
>>
Are you ready?
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>>137178217

>expecting orderly discussion on an barely regulated nameless Indonesian basket weaving forum.

you're mad about water being wet.
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>>137178564
Ah, alright. Thanks.
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>>137178515
Grom will always be relevant.
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>>137176483
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>>137178140
Didn't they already get theirs? I saw some people posting them earlier
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>>137178238
How is this relevant to the discussion of hearthstone?

Dumb weeb poster, enjoy the ban for off topic shitposting.

>>137178515
Grom is worth a craft.
>>
>>
lmao fucking trash
why did i even get legend
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>>137178904
>lightbomb is pretty good
>standard
ayy lmao
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>>137178904
>lightbomb
f
>>
>all these cucks that couldn't get legend
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whats the first deck you want to make in standard
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>mage starts emote spamming after playing esportal when we're both in topdeck mode
>>
>meek shall inherit
>stuff 30 1-2 minions into warlock
>higher win rate than normal

I think there's something fundamentally wrong with hearthstone
>>
>>137179112

Most people can't be fucked with the grind every month and settle for r5.
>>
>>137179246
Other than C'thun decks or a N'Zoth deck with a bunch of deathrattles I haven't seen much that really jumps out as something I can build a deck with.

C'thun is pretty disappointing from a deck building perspective desu, just put in all your on curve C'thun minions into a class of your choice.
>>
>>137179371
thats one of the worst quests to get because its hard not to complete
>>
Please nerf secret paladin
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>>137179371
you're just a deckbuilding master anon
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>>137179246
C'Thun Rogue. Buffs him up to tremendous sizes, then plays something like Brann Conceal into 40-50 dmg C'Thun. I could use cards like Shadowstep or Gang Up to get more buffs onto C'Thun.
>>
>tfw Rng bless u with a clutch play
Ironbeak why u so sweet?
>>
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Well now we know where Blizzard spent some of that whaling money.

Can they buy the hype?
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>>137179250
>plays the angry chicken he got from it
>threatens when you kill it
>>
Golden Shadowstep and blade flurry, not that bad honestly. Orgrimmar aspirant was the other.
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>>137179493
nah man its balanced cause eater of secrets ;)
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>It's a Lock and Load is viable Tavern Brawl
All those concedes when priests Mind Games and it whiffs, and it breaks their deck
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>>137179250
>when you and your opponent play the golden monkey, one after the other, in top deck mode.
>opponent is the first to top deck the legendary.
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J U S T

2nd time.

Also I conceded to Rank 20 last month but got put back to Rank 17.
>>
>>137179112

>grinding to legend when GvG still exists

would rather plunge a kitchen knife in my my chest repeatedly desu
>>
>>137179531
>hit fatigue
>play c'thun into prep gang up
>the pleasure is mine
>>
>>137179598
>advertising oveerwatch on the walking dead

what the fuck man. Why are they advertising this game there, they had a cinematic for it when I went to see star wars and it told people basically nothing about the game.

still gonna buy it tho
>>
>>137179246
I really want to try out N'zoth Raptor.

Probably won't be that great but fuck it, you know?
>>
>>137179784
>Also I conceded to Rank 20
why would you do that?
>>
>>137179923
N'Zoth won't pull Raptor when you play him
>>
>>137179970
Farming gold and golden potraits
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Why does this need the keyword 'attack' ? How could you kill a minion with it without attacking?
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>>137180125
opponent trades minions into it
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>>137180125
He doesn't get a buff if he GETS attacked.
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>>137180125
Gee boss idk.
Maybe when your opponent trades into it.
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>>137179873
>why is Blizzard advertising around some of the biggest current pop culture phenomenons?
>>
>>137180125

It would imply that your opponent trading into it himself would also pump it up.
>>
>>137180201
>>137180205
>>137180216
>>137180252
Oh yeah. I'm retarded.
>>
Warlock Warrior or Mage for my arena run?
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>ethereal conjurer
>flamestrike from his skilled selection
>flamestrike from his actual deck
>flamestrike from his actual deck

I'm glad RNG lets me play around faggotry like this. Can you IMAGINE if a dickwipe mage had to actually work for one fucking second of their lives?
>>
>>137178656
>>137178694
I CAN WAIT NO LONGER

>>137179868
Roughly what I had in mind. Fun times ahead!
>>
>>137180430
No the dev team is retarded for not making this its actual ability and being a good anti-zoo card with sunfury protector.
>>
>>137180226
>normies
>first person shooters that aren't CoD
>>
what deck beats midrange druid?
>>
Is it worth it to play priest without justicar?
>>
>>137180815
Dragons is fine but control no.
>>
>>137180815
Tournament Medic can be just as effective.
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>>137180802
Zoolock
>>
>>137180802
Tempo mage that draws well
>>
fucking trash cards rewards. never lucky
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>play Cabalist's Tome
>it gives you three more Cabalist's Tomes
>tfw infinite value
>>
>>137180815
shes not entirely necessary

there are archetypes where she isn't included, like shadow priest
>>
>>137181039
challenger is trash?
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>>137180125
When they attack it instead you idiot
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>>137179782
>When you play the Golden Monkey
>And then afterwards you both play the exact same Legendary, his constructed, yours born from RNG
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>>137181050
>oh boy, more ice blocks!
>>
>>137175768
Can't you get it in a dungeon as well
>>
>>137181050
>Play tentacles for arms
>It returns to my hand
>tfw infinite value
Cards that expensive plus whatever the cost of the ones they produce will be bad in this kind of meta.
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>>137180030
I never implied that he would. Just that the deck would heavily feature both N'Zoth and Raptor.
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>>137181170
useless card that serves no purpose
>>
>>137170415
I will never understand how people can get this angry at video games.
Why play at all?
>>
>>137181273
>2 ice blocks and a pyroblast, aww guys you shouldn't have!
>>
>>137181441
cute
>>
>stuck on rank 10
thats fine for me

I'm gonna go patron next season. post decks youre gonna miss in standard
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90 cards to go folks.

Lets hope we get some more corrupted cards.
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>>137181050
We must go deeper.

>Scarab -> Spellslinger -> Cabalist's Tome -> Unstable Portal -> Ethereal Conjurer -> Rinse & Repeat
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>>137181603
>time machine broke
>added on another entire month until standard
>standard is just aggroshit anyway
>>
>>137181738
>Lets hope we get some more corrupted cards.
Fuck no those are shit

I hope we get some decent reveals or at least cards that will fight against aggro
>>
>>137181880

>play Nefarian against mage
>two tomes
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NEW CARD BABY
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>>137182069
nice oc

too low stats for that deathrattle
>>
Reminder there will be no comeback mechanics once all the deathrattles leave and dr boom. Once you're behind on board you're fucked.
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>>137182246

9 health is not low

you're just too shit at controlling your hand tbqh famlee
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>>137182357
Good. Fuck boom, fuck shredder, fuck creepers. Fuck this whole game, I just want your secret niggerfaggots dead.
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>>137182357
but board clears will actually clear the board now though, not make it stronger
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>>137182508
>catched
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>>137182523

>mfw Highmane Deathrattle Deck is a go
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So let me get this, today we got
>A extreme "RNG = skill card xD"
>A unplayable 10 mana terrible legendary
>A fucking useless 6 mana tutor
Honestly, fuck Blizzard and fuck this expansion
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>>137182945

The first two Old Gods will have entire deck archetypes crafted for them. They were bound to whiff on one of them.
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>>137182357
>>137182508
>>137182523
>>137182945

>still playing this dogshit
>when Magic exists

lmao do you guys just love eating shit or something??
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Here's a thing.
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>>137183189
fuck off to your own general normie
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>>137183189
I love kitchen MTG, but the problem is there's no good vidya client.
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It's always works, lul
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>>137183257
>normie

Dat irony...
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>>137183189
I'm a poor man otherwise I would
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>>137183189
>implying I'm not unpacking my mail while playing
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>Neptulon
>3 Sir Finleys
fucking Kibler kek
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>>137183376
>leaving the house
>spending real money
>socializing with other people
>not being a normie
leave
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How2gitgud?

Never touched this game before just opened and clicked a random general.
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>Losing vs control warrior.
>He got lucky and got Ysera awakens as first dream card to wipe my board
>He has 4/3 Ysera and 7/2 dr boom
>Coin, mirror image, arcane missiles, flamecannon in my hand
>Topdeck based Antonio
>Clear his minions and get 4 fireballs
>He dreams antonio and plays Grom
>I drop Antonio again and freeze the warriors face with topdecked frostbolt.
>The rest of the game is me fireballing the fuckers face through his armor and Alex heal
I ended the game at like 7 hp - based Antonio saved the day.
I hope ranked is gonna clear up by tomorrow I just wanna do dailies vs shitters and not legend cardback control warriors and secret paladins (who skillfully got millhouse from shredder what lost me the game - I guess legend players truly are skilled :^))
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>>137183641
step 1: craft dr. boom
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>>137183641

http://www.icy-veins.com/hearthstone/secrets-paladin-midrange-loe-deck

Rank 1 Legend inc.
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>>137183680
Legend players just play more. embrace rank 15 bud. It means you still have a life
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>>137183409
Khans Polluted Delta is in top 5 of best art in mtg for me
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>>137183189
>tfw can't use my Pokémon card collection because nobody plays and the system has probably changed a lot
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>>137165225
>tempo mage opening with wyrm coin wyrm
I just auto concede
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>tfw you wont make it to 5 this month
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>>137183246
>5 mana do nothing
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>>137183246
even against handlock, that card is objectively bad
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How long before Hearthstone's shallow mechanics and narrow design space kill it?

And what will Kripp stream then?
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>>137185073
d3
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>Opponent has Flame Waker on board
>Plays arcane missiles then fireball to finish on my last minion immediately
>My turns starts and I have 6 HP
>I Lay on Hands
>My Magic will tear you apart!
>A recent opponent would like to be your friend
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>>137185073
Never. Magic has reprinted cards for decades and it never stopped them. If anything expect Monk, Demon Hunter, and Death Knight in 5 years. That or they add a new type of card, like a pseudo-Hero you can play with another Hero Power.
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>>137185427
Magic has graveyards and instants. That already puts it above hearthstone in how you can build and create decks and constructions. HS would need a major overhaul to remain interesting with its limited gimmicks and rng.
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>>137185645
the fact that mtg has more elements to it doesnt mean that they havent been recycling the same ideas for ages now. hearthstone releases cards at such a slow rate that this problem won't come up for awhile
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>>137183189
I hate the land system.
Mulligans are also pretty unfun. I hate losing because of it and I hate winning because of it even more.
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>>137185826
The fact that it's such a slow drip is a problem in and of itself. You can't keep player interest like that for very long.
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>>137185427
Magic has a huge design space and hasn't been afraid to experiment over the years.

Magic also has many more cards per expansion.
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>Thoughtsteal zoo
>Jaraxxus
IS this a new meme?
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>>137185427
Except Magic also has interaction during your opponent's turn.
Also creatures have active components. It's not just reactionary.

Magic's far deeper and has much more range for interactions and card designs.
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>>137186045
depends. hearthstone has always played more towards the angle of a background game than magic. what it would most need in order to be more complicated at the core would be either multiple selections or enemy turn interaction. while the first one could be done to the detriment of mobile users, a massive chunk of their market, the second option is part of why hearthstone has gained so much popularity and why online mtg games always fall flat on their face.
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divine favor is getting nerfed right
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>>137186143
But zoo is a control deck, of course it uses Jaraxxus
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I've been placed rank 18 and so far all I've faced are control / reno decks
What's the counter for these? need halp
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>>137186589
I hope so. I have a golden one so I'd get 800 dust
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>>137185427
How do we revamp the resources in magic? How do we make lands less shitty
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I prefer Hearthstone to Magic BECAUSE it's a simpler game.

There's a reason Tetris is still one of the best games in existence. Complexity does not automatically mean good.
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>>137186812
tempo midrange
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>>137186812
Can we switch places? All I see rank 18 are zoo decks and aggro hunters.
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>>137186729
>zoo
>control
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>>137186963
Do like in Force of will: in their own deck. Then you choose from witch you draw. Bam, problem solved
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>>137186976
Me to. My friends used to be really into MTG, I was a lot less interested. I had a 20 dollar mono-red agro deck to play standard with. They started like me, but by a year in they had $2000+ modern decks and were researching the game constantly.

It made it kind of hard to hang out with them because I was really out of the loop, I couldn't remember all the cards and their complicated effects. Hearthstone is great because I can

A) Play it for free and be on fairly equal footing with my friends
B) Remember the cards because there's less of them and they're simpler
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>>137187317
Which*
Ayy
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>>137177651

>ogre warmaul
>pit lord

the game is literally telling you to kill yourself
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>>137186589
>aggro paladin completely runs out of cards
>lel divine favor who cares if I empty my hand into a board clear

fuck this card. Aggro pally is so disgusting.
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Who else here really disappointed in this expansion?
It seems like 90% of the cards are just awful reprints/rehashes of old characters and so far the old gods have been underwhelming at best
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>>137187326
For me its the opposite, I'm like your friend that research and look for nice interaction. Hs always leave me with a bad taste. Its ok for a while, then I go play magic, netrunner or something similar with friend sand THEN when I come back to hs its like all the rng explode in my face and the feeling of having no control is back. But I do understand what you mean
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>>137187774
N'Zoth and Y'Shaarj seem really cool though.
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>>137187774
That's because the game has no room for wildly different expansions. It's way too constrained by the original design.

>Blizzard's face when the money keeps rolling despite the state of the game

Look at the number of improvements that a digital version of a tcg can bring and the only thing Blizzard use it for is RNG.
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>>137187774
>underwhelming
Get used to it, they are slowing the game down for standard. Things will be a lot more vanilla now, compared to naxx/GvG
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>>137186812
I'm currently playing Mid Range paladin
Its probably not ideal, but at least I'm climbing, got from 18 to 10 in the last hour and a half or two.
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>new player
>dust my first leggo for a decent deck
>mech mage (didn't know about standart)
>hit rank 15 with my mech mage deck
>my second leggo ist millhouse manameme
>open a few packs
>still no other leggo
>make a second deck
>face shaman
>get shit one by every deck, barely made it to rank 20

Kill me now
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>>137187774
yeah, its pretty bad. but after watching kibblers review I got some of my optimism back.
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>>137187890
N'zoth might be decent in some decks but the death rattles seem pretty sparse to make it worth 10 mana
Will be great in wild though
Y'sharaaj is totally underwhelming
It's supposed to be one of the set defining cards
The most powerful old God, and it gets that shit ability
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>>137187238
>zoo
>not control
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>>137186589
lolno
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>>137179246
Control hunter.
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>>137171894
>Those hips
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>>137186812
Midrange Druid

Also, Firebat posted the card early but immediately removed it, here it is
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>>137179656
What they added the golden filter ? I always tried it but it never worked.
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>>137188695
>PALADIN
>LITERALLY ANOTHER KEEPER
>COMMON

FUCK OFF
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>>137187774
Everyone is comparing these cards to the insane power creep cards from naxx and gvg, plus the good vanilla cards. The first two will be gone and blizzard will nerf the best vanilla cards. The overall power of every deck in standard will be much lower than what it currently is.
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>>137188181
so you didn't do your research before dusting stuff? anon...
You'll know for next time. I hope you didn't dust mill house, he's fun in a brawl or two
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>>137188695
Is that official?!
Did they reprint Overspark but for only paladins?!
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god damn it Mira NGGGGGGGG
stop bouncing around
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>>137188695
>4 mana 3/4 with polymorph as battecry
this is fake right?
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What a gay thread.

Needs more OC.
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>>137189120
>What a gay thread.
>Needs more OC.
the opposite actually, dont pollute it with your shit
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>>137188695
>It transforms the enemy minion into a Murloc Knight
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Finally built up some gold to go to the arena. How do I stop fucking this up? My best is like 2 wins. Is it all curve? Should I focus just on minions?
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>>137189120
I'll help
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Y'sharaj isn't that bad

Could fit into control warrior or priest
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>opponent has a minion with 6 health left
>I have one with 4 health left
>opponent plays bouncing blade
>blade literally hits his minion 6 times in a row, leaving mine unscathed
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>>137188695
THIS PLUS THE FUCKING DIVINE SHIELD LADY

WHY IS PALADIN GETTING THE ONLY GOOD STUFF IN THIS EXPANSION EVERYTHING ELSE IS JUST SHIT
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>>137188695
>KEEPER OF ULDAMAN THAT SYNGERIZES WITH ANYFIN

FUCK

YOU
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>>137189440
>rng will make up for a shallow fucking game
Wow, it works!
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>>137188898
I did my research, it's just that standart wasn't announced around that time.
(Also i didn't dust memehouse)
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>>137189412
Why use it over varian?
I guess ironically the fact that its pulling less from your deck is a plus side.
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>>137188695

>mfw people thought Paladin was a dead class after Standard

SECRET CONTROL PALADIN IS A GO
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http://strawpoll.me/7242198

http://strawpoll.me/7242198

http://strawpoll.me/7242198
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>>137189671
>I guess ironically the fact that its pulling less from your deck is a plus side.
That and higher stats
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>>137189843
>Secret paladin
>In a format with Eater of Secrets
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>>137189391
If you're this clueless try the heartharena. Early curve and tempo is the most important thing. Good class spells are almost always a pick too (if you know which ones are actually good). Flexible cards are also very valuable (like some discover cards - but not all of them).
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>>137189956

>Not playing a deck because a tech card exists

How did all those poor Warriors and Shamans survive with Harrison in the game?
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Give me your thought famlee
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What's the best zoo list right now? I want to get to rank 5 fast.
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>>137175209
It actually is a very oppressive card
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>>137190135
where do you guys keep getting the art?
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>>137190135
Pretty good. Nothing I would change on it.
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>>137190040
>Harrioning a doomhammer
I didnt want those cards anyway
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Now that ladders reset looks like its time to farm all the secret Pallys
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>>137188695
This has to be Aprils fools, right? RIGHT?
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>>137190327
the whole expansion is an april fools
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>>137190314
preach it
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>>137190135
OP, its a 3 mana 3/4 with a card draw

it would need to be a 3/3 to be close to balanced
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>>137189612
that card has antisynergy with anyfin you dumb fuck
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>>137190649
How? It's potentially a 3rd warleader or bluegill
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>>137190649
in the current combodecks yes
in a midrange anyfin deck which might be viable the card is great
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>>137188695
>Polymorph attached on a decent minion
No way this is real
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>>137190649
What about when it turns the minion into old murkeye
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>>137190741

>Potentially

It's a lot more likely to fuck up your OTK with some shit like an Oracle or Seer.
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>>137188695
MID RANGE MURLOC HAPPENING
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>>137190741
in murloc paladin, you only want your bluegills/warleaders/old murkeye

not only is this a completely worthless murloc anyfin pulls (making the second anyfin that much worse), but you're also adding another murloc to the pool which more likely than not will be something completely shit.

>>137190770
anyfin is a combo card, if you spend 10 mana flooding the board with useless shit and get no immediate effect out of it, you're just going to die the next turn.
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>>137190913
>Out of cards
>Lol anyfin how it's supposed to be
>Board again
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>>137188695
This has to be fake, no way they would make a better Tinkmaster after they nerfed it in beta
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>>137190862
Old Murkeye is getting rotated out
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>>137172860
Hold me
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>>137191082
b-but its in the base set....are you fucking with me, or is blizzard fucking with all of us?
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>>137191028
>get no immediate effect out of it
but you will
just because it's not 100% optimized for nothing but pure burst doesn't mean you won't get some bluegills with them warleaders
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>>137188695
THEY WOULDN"T BE RETARDED ENOUGH TO REPRINT BETA TINKMASTER BUT BETTER.

WAIT, SHIT, THEY WOULD.
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>>137188695
Fake, do you even realize how fucking OP this would be?
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>>137191195
the latter
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>>137191321
of course it's fake it's April 1st
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>>137171894
make it 9 mana and we have a deal
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>>137188695
>better tinkmaster overspark
>common
>3/4 body

because paladin just doesn't get enough of the best shit every fucking expansion.
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>>137191195
Its apparently not part of the base set and instead part of the "reward" set.
Its getting removed with Captains Parrot.
Basically Blizzard realized they fucked up with anyfin can happen and rather then trying to fix it they are just removing the largest source of charge damage.
>>
Is there a chance that Y'shaarj, in it's current state, is just an april's fool joke?

An other question. If Ben Brode kicked the bucket from laughing too much, who would replace him?
Would him dying be good for the game's future?
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>People think Paladin is done for once Standard hits
>In a world where BGH and silence are getting nerfed
>Blizzard keeps showing a bunch of expensive fatties
>That will be playing against Equality + Consecration / Keeper of Uldaman / Follow the rules and this >>137188695
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>>137191645
you mean is it a joke how bad it is?
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>>137191426
Only in irrelevant countries
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>>137191928
You tell him boy

God bless america
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>>137188695
>Make old gods mediocre as fuck
>give paladin the best cards of the whole expansion

fuck you ben brode
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>>137191645
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rn8FAmbhGpE

Only one who could replace Brode is this guy, also video is strangely relevant again.
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GLORY TO THE EMPEROR
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>>137192136
It's fake you dumbass.
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>>137192279
LOL!
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>>137191750
It's bad, bland and boring. Should have summoned Sha-s.

What I'm asking if it's possible, that his current bad state, if it's an april's fool prank.
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>>137191749
>Orc Jesus becomes top tier because Hex
It's time
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>>137192279
what the fuck is this shit?
whatever the art is from, its ripping off blizzard really hard
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>>137192279
Dies to bgh
Unplayable
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>>137192573

kill yourself
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>>137190296
fuck you aggroshaman shitter
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>>137192573
>blizzard not ripping off 40k

dumbass
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>>137191645
Y'shaarj isn't silly enough or bad enough to be an April Fools joke. the murloc card leak would be the joke if anything.
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>>137192279
OCfags should really get their own thread, this is so fucking terrible
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>>137192768
added on asia
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>>137192921
but I am in NA? how does that work?
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>>137193009
It is a joke, he is having a jab at you because you didn't specify your region so people have no clue whether they can add you ro not.
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>>137192768
added on EU
>>
Anyone have a malydruid list? Or any fun decks in general to try?
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>>137192768
added on africa
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>>137192768
sent :)
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>>137192890
>all OC is serious

can you not tell the card is supposed to be a joke
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>>137192768
I'm currently playing on the North Korean servers, I added you
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Okay the Heathstone subreddit right now legitimately made me laugh pretty hard.
>>
How many games am I looking at if I want to make rank 5 this season?
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>>137193835
not many if you play good decks and arent shit
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>>137167254
What is this shit? The animation is foil tier from real world cards, terrible
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>>137192764
>>137192674
baited for this exact response
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>>137193835
40
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>>137193835
You can go from 16 to 5 in a few hours.
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>>137167254
Nice animation on that Blizzard, you fucking hacks.
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Daily reminder to sit up when grinding to legend
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>>137194601
Thanks senpai
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>>137192573
it's a franchise for people to mention so that they can signal that they're morbidly obese over the internet
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>Y'shaarj or whatever is the most powerful of the old gods
>He's the worst one by Hearthstone card
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>>137167254
Varian Wyrnn 2.0 and the golden animation is the fucking worst in the game

someone shit this out in a day because they forgot a deadline or something.
>>
Should i spend the rest of my night, and possibly the early hours trying to climb from rank 5 to legend tonight?
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>>137194842
No, are you crazy? Go to sleep!
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>>137194842
Go to bed nigga, this game ain't worth feeling like shit for.
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>>137194819
He isn't. He is the deadest one.
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>>137194842
Play a good video game instead, cuz.
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>>137195079
this
>>
another standard skill-mage opening.
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>>137194819
he's actually the only one that died like a bitch, no idea where this "he's the most powerful" comes from
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>>137195285
just topdeck auchenai and win the game
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what is this thing and why does it keep showing everywhere
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>>137195285
>priestnigger getting cucked
I see nothing wrong here
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>>137195330
The N is the strongest one. People just cant differentiate the gibberish names so they confuse everything or use this to meme
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>>137195387
Google translate it.
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>>137189120
Agreed, the thread isn't gay enough.
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>>137195387
do you have 4chan X? It sometimes does shit like this
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>>137195338
>have 2 auchenai + circle of healing
>have 2 lightbomb
>have 1 holy nova
>have Wild Pyromancer and multiple spells that could activate him
>draw none
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>>137195387
japanese upboats

we reddit now
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>>137195564
If this existed every deck it would be good against would just tech in an Acidic Swamp Ooze or Harrison Jones.

It's also useless in oil rogue because Blade Flurry removes all value it otherwise has.
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>>137195649
vote based content is the worst thing to happen to open forums.
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>>137188695
There is literally zero chance that this isnt fake. It makes no sense as a paladin card and is a straight up better tinkmaster
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>>137195564
If Warriors got a weapon that upgraded in damage every time you used Armor Up, would it be borken?
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>>137195392
I'd rather deal with denialpirest than play against Jaina "flip a coin" proudmoore
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>>137195387
It's an upvote in Japanese.

You can get rid of it in the settings by unchecking upvotes towards the bottom.
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>>137196038
one deck is not played exclusively by black skinned niggers and the other is priest
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>>137189120
I had an idea.
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>Y'Shaarj has literally NOTHING to do with the fucking Sha and instead just draws random minions unlike summoning a sha or putting it into your hand like Ysera or having a deathrattle about them

What a fucking shit card, holy mother fuck. I am actually fucking pissed at this shit. I don't give a fuck about ragnaros the paladin but the least you assholes could do is print actually interesting cards that pull from the lore or some shit. I mean FUCK. It's so fucking lazy and boring, what did you assholes use up all your fucking creativity on reversing king mukla and antique healbot?

Yes I'm fucking autistically mad over this.
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>>137194601
GOLEM GET YE GONE
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>>137195959
>would a 10+ weapon be broken in fatigue warrior?
i wonder
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>>137196345
Giant sand worm isn't even a playable card yet and it's already getting powercreeped
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I was playing Casual to test some decks I created and of the 12ish games I played, I think 8 or 9 of them were against Mech or Tempo mages.

Now that I think about it, whenever I play Casual all I ever seem to face are mages and they are usually emote spamming shitlords. Anyone else notice this trend or is it in my head?
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>zoo
>patron
>priest
>patron
>zoo
>priest
>zoo
>patron
kill me
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>>137195781
Yeah, you're right. Here's another version, just a minor buff so you don't lose your entire turn playing it.

>>137195959
They pretty much already have that. It's called shield slam and thanks to shieldmaiden it's total bullshit.
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How about we make Y'Shaarj a little more flavorful and actually interesting
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>>137196549
I wonder why Sandworm is not named. The card refer to a bug Vanilla AQ had, where the boss had an ability to charge and deal a lot of damage to another player if a player died, but the problem was that instead of stopping at 2, he just kept going. He would pretty much one shot the raid.
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>Y'Shaarj, Rage Unbound 10 mana with effect: overextend into AOE and put your opponent ahead in fatigue
ive seen this before
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Since we can gather that Blizzard from time to time uses Brawl to teat possible new card effects, how are you going to feel when blizzard creates a minion with an aura that makes it so you can't play any minions under 7 mana while it's alive?
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>>137183343
Post dick senpai.
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>>137197727
Sounds like a fun minion.

Would play against aggro decks with an empty board so they auto-lose the game.
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>>137197017
Y'Shaarj should or done something like this or summon a random sha at the end of each turn. The current one is complete garbage.
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>Meme Blade
At least PO is getting a nerf, so that's way more dust than expected.
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>>137197565
>Y'Shaarj doesn't even trigger the effects from the cards it pulls
PEOPLE PRE ORDERED THIS SHIT
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?
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>>137198480
[SHAMAN INTENSIFIES]
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>>137198480
And I JUST made this.
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>>137198480
I want to call fag because reddit has a really weird fascination with april fools, but this gold version makes it seem legit
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double gorehowl is good replacement for deathsbite in standard control warrior?
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>>137198480
ITS OVER
THE NEW DOCTOR BOOM
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>>137198480
I refuse to believe you
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>>137198480
so either you're aggro with 4 minions on the board or you have some hard removal, otherwise you're fucked
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>>137198480
>>137198667
hoot hoot
baah
*mummy noises*
lets see if this works + let me change your mind
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>>137198480
Is it good? It doesn't look very good.
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>>137198480
>Not on Hearthpwn

Nice fake
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>>137198921
Shrinkmeister is rotating you tard
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>>137198480
>>137198667
>4/4 for that shit
What garbage why do they think they can under price minions now?

If I want to do windfury memes I'll use wiiiiiiiiiiiinds not this bitch.
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>>137198480
Shitty OC, here's your (You)
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>>137198921
half the memes you posted are either going away or getting gutted
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>>137198480
DO YOU FAGGOTS EVEN CHECK SOURCES ANYMORE

STOP FALLING FOR FAKE OC LIKE THIS SHIT

GOD DAMNIT JUST CHECK HEARTHPWN IF YOU DON'T KNOW IF ITS FAKE OR NOT
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>>137198480
Warriors still get Charge next xpac, right?
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The Lady Vashj was posted on a subreddit dedicated to fake cards. On aprils fool day. It's almost certainly a fake apart from the gold version here >>137198667

https://www.reddit.com/r/customhearthstone/comments/4cstpj/rcustomhearthstones_exclusive_whispers_of_the_old/
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>>137198984
>>137199054
swooshing noise + stone crashing
hunter's mark
siphoning sounds
frog croak
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>>137199154
>>137198667

what about this
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>>137198932
It's pretty much a triple Divine Shield minion. And if priest gets it, he can just buff it to death. With Taunt this would be so hardcore.
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>>137197017
Why DOES the seven-headed-god only have one head in his pic
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>>137199228
Way too good animation to be in Hearthstone.
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>>137173948
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYSuSr1HmmA
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>>137199212
>implying this is the only minion that would die to those cards
you're not proving anything, anon
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>>137198480
I like it in theory.
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new card
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>>137199208
That golden animation looks too good to be a fake but it probably is anyway.
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>>137199396
op
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>reach rank 10 with face hunter in 20 games
This is so disgusting, yet so satisfying
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>>137199437
Reddit are the type of people to spend that much time on a fake for the purposes of april fools. It's a huge meme there apparently
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>>137199306
>>137199154
>>137199021

The card was revealed from /r/customhearthstone.

Explain this you tards
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>>137199528
Yeah
Custom hearthstone makes OC like the cancerous OCfags here.
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>>137199645
the cards real, you'll see
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>>137199695
>A card """""""revealed"""""" by a subleddit that makes fake cards is going to be real

Please off yourself for being this dumb.
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>>137188695
WELL MET!
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>>137199794
ben brode sent them the card as a joke because everyone would think its fake but its real
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>>137199936
Ben Brode is a retard but even I don't think he would do a retarded idea like that.
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>>137199936
Stories to tell your fries
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>>137198667

Fake and gay

The gold on the card itself isn't animated, you idiots will fall for anything
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why did they make class cards a thing? I can understand hero powers as kind of a cool twist on your traditional card games, but having separate classes means that you split the card pool up between all of them plus you have to create neutrals anyway. From a design perspective I can see how this would be easier to balance, but it also means your team is creating a ton of content that some players will just never see or use because they don't play those classes either because don't have cards for them (and they probably dust all those cards anyway in order to be more competitive with the decks they do have cards for).

like, even if you didn't want to go full ham and make all cards neutral, you think they'd at least let you do some dual-class shenanigans like running 2 colors in MTG just to increase the potential number of deck types by a bunch.
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>>137200406
wtf this is so broken
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So Hobgoblin decks officially replaced?
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>>137200406
Hmmmr, stop it now
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>>137200592
This alone saved aggro paladin.
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>>137198667
>someone spent this much time and effort on a fake card

But why? You can clearly tell it's fake from the gem and the gold on the card not being animated, but they still spent so much time making the actual character animate more than anything Blizz can be bothered to do.
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>>137200703
reddit goes fucking nuts over april fools. god only knows why
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>Get to rank 9
>Can't climb up
>Shit RNG on shredders and imp-losion
>Start to have a fit and punch the wall
>Daddy wakes up
>Fucks me in the ass for 40 minutes leaving me filled and sore, then adds two months to my chastity for being an unruly boy
>Then gives me an enema and new diapers (soiled last ones)

So anyways; how do you see zoo in the standard environment?
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>>137200592
They have to exist to be replaced
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>>137200703
> but they still spent so much time making the actual character animate more than anything Blizz can be bothered to do.

Y'shaarj's golden animation is shit. It's just a foil pattern from actual cards
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>>137199396

This made me wonder how playing a card game with artwork solely in the style of Zdsislaw Beksinski would feel like
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>farm shieldbearers for dailies
>rank up on the last day
>for whatever reason i thought you got golden epic at rank 10
>mfw i stopped at rank 10 with like 5 hours left
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>>137200592

This is Dragon Paladin FUCKING ONYXIA SWING TURN deck's time now.
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>>137200956
Y'shaarj is so unbelievably lazy. Not even in regards to how viable it is but it's just a slightly different effect from a card we've already seen, nothing at all related to the Sha or his heart.
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>>137198997
>7m 4/4 neutral lego that takes 1 damage at a time
>8m 3/5 shaman lego that ignores damage once, has charge and taunt
If this existed it would completely outclass Al'Akir
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>>137200592
>>137201138
I dont think it works on the whelps.

However it will work on Twilight Drake.
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>>137201104
it's not too late
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>>137201376
Charge is worth it.
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>>137183246
>making OC of a card effect blizzard already tried and deemed unworthy to even exist

they replaced this shit with lightspawn lmao and it was only 2 mana cmon anon step your game up
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>Play priest
>Go against Control warrior
>Doesn't auto-concede
>Is determined to spend 40minutes losing
>Loses
For what purpose
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>>137200592
>Wolfriders with Divine Shield

Fuck you Argent Horserider
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behold my shitty win more oc that requires you to have a board.
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>>137201641
>Thaurissan on the following cards
>Velen
>Mental Collapse 2x + Mind Blast 2x
I mean, I get why they removed it, because that would be dreadful to play against, but I want to try it.
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>tfw you're a free to play faggot who has finally made it to rank 15 after being one win away from it countless times

right before the season ends too.
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>>137201919
probably impossible
If you had BC triggers that target things the game would have no idea what to do.
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>>137201698
Idk I've managed to beat plenty of retards playing "lol my deck sucks let me use yours" priest because they entomb stupid shit and overextend into brawl

Elise helps a lot in that matchup though, along with golden monkey rng. Nothing more satisfying than getting Jarraxus and BTFOing the priest
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>>137201542
Why shouldn't it? It says minion you summon, not play.
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how do I beat Control Warrior with Rogue?
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>>137201919
Its shit because theres no way to trigger shit like aimed battlecries without breaking something.
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>>137201148
What if the Sha are expensive minions that you can put into your deck for the guy to summon.

And like maybe they're in Stealth or whatever.
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THREE CHEERS FOR TRYING UNIQUE EFFECTS
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Consider the following.
Y'Shaarj is meant to interact with Sha neutrals that have yet to be revealed and have some unique mechanic when pulled straight from the deck.

EX: Sha of Anger - 3/5 for 4.
Gain +3 attack if summoned from your deck.
Deathrattle: Shuffle this minion into your deck.

Other cards could be included to facilitate this like a Battlecry minion that summons a 4 cost minion from your deck, or a spell that allows you to shuffle a card into your deck to draw 2.
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>>137202345
You have to draw the minion side of your deck, and the warrior has to not draw the weapon side of his
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>>137202056
Yeah I feel you, that was also beta era hesrthstone

Imagine this card in oil rogue as well, even though blade flurry is the card that replaced it
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>>137202473
>Deathrattle: Shuffle this minion into your deck.
staple in fatigue decks
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>>137202461
No.
Make it "gain +2 attack for every battlecry minion played (including oponents).
Alternatively "deal 2-3 damage to a random enemy every time a battlecry minion is summoned"
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>>137175960
>>137176209
Mill Rogue was a thing even before Gang Up, just to let you know.
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>>137202461
>Lorthemar
Who?
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>>137202456
Then they should've revealed that along with Y'Shaarj instead of the shitty tutor. I'm expecting the tutor to be the entirety of the Y'Shaarj "synergy" there is in this expansion, they wouldn't reveal something like that after already revealing the big guy when they revealed N'Zoth's tentacles and First Mate before N'Zoth himself
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>>137202778
i know, ive been playing since cbt
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>>137202830
God that movie was good.
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>>137202778
in the same sense that death rattle hunter was a thing before naxx, sure.
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>>137202567
That is a little strong huh? How about giving them a really low mana cost with Battlecry: Shuffle this minion into your deck.

That way they have to be summoned from an effect, but you can cheaply return them to your deck.
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>>137202510
But they have so much removal...I know Warrior is basically impossible to burst, but can I realistically get there with minions?
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>>137202832
Well maybe they felt like switching it up.
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Finally, after two years of unfair losses, druid combo is going to get BTFO
8-)
And savage is the card being nerfed so the faggots that run it can't even get extra dust
8-)
>>
Hope you guys don't mind a Hearthstone subscription.

http://www.hearthpwn.com/

>The Hearthstone beta is now officially over and all accounts desiring to continue playing must pay a monthly subscription fee of $14.99.
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>>137201698
It's stupid to Auto concede, even if it's a bad matchup. You never know how the game goes until the end.

Hell, just yesterday I was playing Priest VS a Handlock. As you can guesses, he had me by the ropes almost the entire game. He had tons o' legos and minions on the board thank to Deathlords. I managed to topdeck Vol'jin for his Malga'nis + Coin + Lightbomb his ass to kill everything on the board. I started to win from then on since his Jaraxxus came out of a Deathlord
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>>137203164
Check the date, baby.
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>>137203164
>paying a sub fee
>for hearthstone
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>>137203164
>April1st

>Have to suffer yet again every single goddamn website and company doing some stupid fake shit for an entire day

I really hate April Fools
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>>137203164
Developer Note: We've listened to complaints about some packs being removed from the store, and have removed all packs from the store in order to maintain a fair environment.
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Should I add a kezzan mystic or a flare to my midrange hunter? I keep facing decks full of em
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>>137203374
>paying a sub fee for any game in 2016
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>>137203164
It isn't even April first yet PST why are they doing this shit
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>>137203387
>Have to suffer through April Fools with an expansion being revealed
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>>137203402
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>>137203492
I'm from a few hours in the future so it is april 1st here

the past sucks
you all suck
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>Use Gang Up on the opponent's Dread Steed
>Use Gang Up on the opponent's Shieldmaiden
>Use Gang Up on the opponent's Sneed's Old Shredder
>>
I just threw up a bit
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>>137203164
>Huge Toad has received an art update to be more in line with the original vision for the card. The typo in the name will be corrected shortly.

I don't get it
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LOLOL April fool's is SOOOOO funny. What can I say? I am loving this day! I give it 4/4 MEME POINTS! :) God bless!
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>In order to improve relations between different Blizzard game communities, the Innkeeper is now Tracer, and talks to the player before and after every game.

This...isnt even a bad idea. They wouldnt even have to censor her butt since you would only be seeing her and not hearing her.
>>
>sjow playing from rank 18 legend to get higher
>back to 100+
this hurts to watch
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>>137203164
Pretty good
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>>137203851
>New rogue spell. 5 mana.
>Replace every card in your deck with the next spell you play.
>Memes.
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>>137204056
>>137203164

>when Reddit tries comedy
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>>137204056
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>>137204056
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>>137204056
I don't know whether I find this or twitch memes less funny.
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>>137203164
>http://www.hearthpwn.com/
>>Drafting Lord of the Arena now correctly starts you at 11 wins in Arena mode.
>not varian
reeeee
>>
>>137204501
>>137204507
>yee
>Pepe
You're no better.
>>
I dont even fucking think I can stomach going to rank 10

Jesus christ this game is such shit. I don't even think standard will fix it much.

Might just join the Kripp train and play arena, I sure as shit have enough gold for a long time.
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>>137204602
Come on, they're a little better.
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>>137204056
xD
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>>137204671
>Play cancer
>Get cancer
Seems right
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>>137204687
its same shit as YTP bro
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>>137187774
Yeah, for what the cards are, they are good and fun but since there is a serious lack of creativity in this game, we only get 4 things now.

1) Grow the minion somehow (C'Thun and lots of other buffed cards)
2) A card that plays cards (Y'Sharrj + Varian)
3) Spells that heal and do damage
4) Taunt

Since Inspire and Joust are dead then that makes the game extremely simple.

I am sure the Magic card guys are really jealous of Hearthstones success they work so much harder and get about the same money for it.
>>
>>137204831
what the fuck is wrong with youtube poops? i guess that stuff isnt really that funny anymore but it was a building block for my humour. started watching that shit in like 6th grade
>>
A lot of these jokes fall pretty flat, but damn you guys are some humorless fucks. Really, you hate April 1st? You hate the one day of the year people feel free to let go and laugh at themselves?
>>
>>137204828
Why would I enjoy playing a fun deck against cancer?

The deck I'm playing is egg paladin and I find it quite fun. It's just not fun playing against zoo lock and reno lock all the time.

It's fucking nice to play against a druid or paladin every 20-30 games, though.
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Is this why terrorists want to destroy us and our culture?
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>>137203164
>Ragnaros the Firelord's power level is now correctly OVER NINETHOUSAND!
>Deathwing has returned from his vacation to Pony Island.
>Huge Toad has received an art update to be more in line with the original vision for the card. The typo in the name will be corrected shortly.
>Herobrine has been removed.

Wew, These jokes.
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>>137205058
People dislike being misdirected about things they care about for the sake of humor.

We can't trust any of the card announcements today, even the ones by Blizzard themselves. It's stupid.
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this joke was actually ebin
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>>137196352
You deserve to feel this way, people should be fired over this, if they had self respect they would try harder. What do you expect having a pizza delivery guy be your game designer (true story) a cosplay whore be your CM, your design team learns MySQL on the job so it takes them 2 years to hack up 9 deck slots from the basic cards database, and your parent company is so strained from making FOUR intense eSports at the same time they just say "fuck it, as long as you make money" which lends them an air of "you can smoke proverbial weed and drink beer all day as long as you do your homework" attitude.
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>>137205058
I don't hate april 1st in general but holy fuck how many years are they going to make "removed herobrine" jokes
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>>137205058
The problem with April's Fool is that you expect shitty, harmless jokes from everyone and everything. It's heavy-handed, usually not that funny, mostly cringe in this case, and overall it's the same shit every year.
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>>137204127
The original card was Huge Load.

It's a porn reference. Hence the 'deathrattle' to 'spit on a random target'.
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>>137200703
What is sick is this has better animation than so many official gold cards, that tentacle hair is freaking awesome.
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>>137204127
It was based on team member Hugh Todd.
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>>137205620
Why would blizzard put effort into the game when its making money hand over fist with they not caring?
the game still has bugs in it from its beta
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>>137204056
A over 9000 joke in 2016? I mean Reddit I know you suck but this is retarded cousin at the kids table you are forced to help feed and the only words he knows how to say are 'OVER NINETHOUSAND' tier. Holy shit.
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>>137205926
>>137204337
>>137204386
>>137204501
>>137204507
>>137205926

I dont even get it. What does Rag have to do with being above the number 9000?
Is this literally a meme used out of context for no reason? If Rag at least had 9/9 stats I could understand....what the fuck man
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xD I love april fools :P
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>>137206005
Did you make that?

It's pretty shit.
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>>137205058
I am kind of a humorless fuck. I like genuine jokes and hate being in college during this time because I have to be worried ALL DAY that I will get LUL PRANKED like but its never funny... like I got pranked a couple times, once its just stealing and hiding my shoes and not telling me where they are. Its like fuck its not cute... I just want to go home from Kung Fu practice.

Or the other time I had my textbook stolen and had to go punch the guy that did it. I just hate this stupid holiday.
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>>137206229
Yeah well i know ;_; let's see you try.
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>>137206331
>let's see you try.
Don't use that excuse. Better yourself.
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Corporations that I pay for a product should not participate in cultural phenomena like April Fool's.
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>tfw there is always april's fools in here with all the shitty OC being posted every day
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>>137206409
I demand that corporations whose product I pay for DO participate in such cultural phenomena. Now what?
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>>137206331
here is my hs fanart
your move bro
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>>137206005
you should take requests from people here.
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>>137206783
Stop samefagging.
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>ウイザード ポーカー
Ok, I laughed.
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Literally nothing but secret paladins at rank 8 right now. How do I make it stop? I just want my golden epic.
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>>137206963
>muh zoo
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>>137206783
K. Gimme a request to do after I draw >>137206674
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>>137206963
Just put Eater of Secrets into your deck, ya dingus.
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>>137205171
I am confused as to why would someone shoot charlie hebdos but not blizz team 5.
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>>137198656
>>137198667

Not OP enough losers
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>>137206669
Clearly whichever one of us pays more is correct.
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>>137207312
that's hearthpwn's april fool's, not blizzard's.
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>>137207116
Druid combo or priest stealing shit because I know how much /hsg/ hates both.
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>>137206148
>being this new to the internet

christ you're probably 12
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>>137207627
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>>137206674
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>>137208282
I like you.
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>>137208282
is this thing giving me bedroom eyes
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PLACE YOUR BETS

Or just laugh at me for preordering, either works.
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>>137209291
I DREAM AND THE WORLD TREMBLES
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>>137208129
I went for a more "interpretive" look on this one. I hope the joke isn't lost on my lack of skill.
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>>137209291
I can wait nAND FISH ALL DAY!
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>>137209291
WIIIIIIIIIIINDS
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>>137209291
Ysera.

I pre-ordered too, I have disposable income and plan on collecting the full set anyway.
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>>137209291
i've been inside that thing for months
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>>137209291
>he preordered
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>>137209418
lol i like the little entomb dude
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>>137209291

[Fishing intensifies]
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>>137208551
I used to draw porn before my tablet broke. I kinda wanna draw a busty belf getting spitroasted by N'Zoth's Tentacle and Sylvanas, but it'll come out like shit if I try it now
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>>137209772
Badly drawn porn is the best. do it.
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>>137209291
THIS TIME FOR SURE!
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>>137209291
PUT
YOUR
FAITH
IN
THE
LIGHT
[HAH HOH HAHAHA-HAHA]
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>>137209416
>>137209450
>>137209460
>>137209471
>>137209498
>>137209608
>>137209849
>>137209894
Oh hey, Swamp Ooze's big brother.

>>137209532
;_;
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>>137209471
I too have disposable income.
Every time I think about buying these cards I realize that I'm renting fake cards and I think better of it.
Maybe I'll buy one of those faggy anime figurines. Maybe I'll buy a bunch of hamburgers. Maybe I'll buy a pet. Maybe I'll buy a needlessly expensive hat.
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>>137210156

>Maybe I'll buy a needlessly expensive hat

Burning Killer's Exclusive or you're a faggot.
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>>137209772
>BE being the acronym of Blood Elf
>BE being the acronym of Breast Expansion

I dont know how there isnt more fetish art based on this.
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>>137210156
I don't consider buying digital cards any more of a waste of money than buying a digital game, and my steam account is probably worth thousands.

If I lose it I'll just start over. Materialism is the death of freedom my friend.
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>>137194737
>dissing Hyperspace Hyperwars
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>>137210156
Definitely get a MAGA hat. Those things are a piece of history.
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>>137210574
Would wearing one of those hates ironically make me a bad person?
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>>137210304
>so many porn acronyms that make you double take in front of people you shouldn't
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>>137210273
>only having one usual effect

lmaoing@urlife
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>>137210742
Let's be real, what social standing do you have to lose?
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>>137210849

Burning KE is probably worth more than ten of your BPs.
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So how did the Massan drama end?
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>>137210156

It's always entertaining how people here try to justify these dumb purchases with "disposable income". You're not a horrible person just because you're wasteful (it's all those other things), just buy the GIFs and don't be a fag about it. It'd make more sense with a reason like you want to support Ben Brode and Zeriyahs vacation trips for the game you enjoy.
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>>137210742
>what the fuck is a MAGA hat
>google
>Wear them. Become the Alpha. Back straight, head high, keep good posture. The Bernbots won't confront you - they're weak, trust me. If they do, they're easily beaten. Simply ask them how to pay for Sanders' policies.
I've been complimented on my hat multiple times. Once I was minding my own business, doing some math in the library - a cute girl comes up.
"Psst! I like your hat."
Girls love high energy. Nothing says cuck more than Bernie or Hillarywear. Trump screams nimble navigating.

wew lad is all I really have to say about that.
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>>137210903
None. I'd probably wear one of those cock hats if I could find one.
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>double Blessed Champion for 32 attack against a Fatigue Warrior.

>He doesn't even let me deal a hit before concedeing.

What a killjoy.
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>>137211398

he stills bots 6k viewers
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>>137203164
So fucking stupid, not even worth reading all that memery bullshit.
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>>137210273
>remember hat trading simulator
>look up the estimate on BKE

Fuck.
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>>137212264
>>137212264
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>>137212291
>>137212332
gjge
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