/twg/ - Total War General

AHH... TWG!

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2ND FOR THE LORD OF THE END TIMES

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>>136998690

I have seen the end of threads and posts from now shitposters will say...

Here began the fall of /twg/

>>136998690
THE ETERNALY MEMERY

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There once was a hovel deep in the woods...

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>>136998764
Third for sisters of the imperial cross

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> Tomb Kings still not allowed

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>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW that aren't going to play Empire on release
shameful desu

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So what next, /twg/?

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Turns out winter comes after autumn.

This slows things down. kindof.

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>>136999004
Now you need to SAY IT

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>>136998942

>allowed

fug

> Tomb Kings still not announced

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>>136998976
Your formations won't save you, charlatan.

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>>136998942
>>136999072
>Literally dead faction
Lel

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>one wall

>>136998976
>lets his army get surrounded
>charges in first as the general
>his gunners fire into melee and then charge into melee themselves instead of maintaining a firing line
>pikes not in pike wall
>wears heavy armor everywhere except on his head; gets one shot in the head and falls
How did the empire even last this long

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>>136999161
>one gate

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>>136999161
>one emperor

>>136999269
>20 guys
>army
It's a patrol numbnuts

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>mfw Bretonnians

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>>136999161

:^)

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>>136999295
>one deal

>>136999398
It's like you don't even worship the lady or something

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>>136998976
>there are people in the thread RIGHT NOW that aren't going to raze the Empire on release
shameful desu~~~* :3

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>>136999473
>>136999453

>Worshiping an elf

>>136999508
>i am a race traitor

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>>136999453
>one hovel

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>>136999009
We got the king out of his castle but there's no need to risk the life of ours when we have another stack right behind us.

>>136998976
>>136999508
I'm doing Empire first and then Chaos second after I lose

>and behold a pale shill

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>no setting (anymore)

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>>136999453

>>136999610
I'm doing Empire and Dwarfs multiplayer with a mate of mine
pretty keen

>>136999803
Same, gonna play on legendary and probably get fucked with chaos doomstack scripts but whatever, it'll be fun

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>>136999608
Let's do a Saxon sandwich with a filling of Saxon.

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>>136999473
>>136999453
>muffled laughter from the bushes

>>136999403
Well, it's technically still a single wall

>>136999940
thats what i don't get. the entire wall is a single wall, otherwise people get in. Its like they want the empire to be pillaged

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>>136999604
IN THE NAAAAAME OF LOVE

>>136999940

Well yeah but then every total war siege has just had one wall

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>best elves still not announced

>This fucking traier
https://youtu.be/uj605sogy3I

Why do they always show the empire getting their shit pushed in? What kind of a witch hunter takes only a regiment of pikemen into a pooky forest under vampiric influence?

I hope they at least make one showing the human factions reking shit.

>>136998615
The men are wavering

>>136998851
>you'll never plow shiercke's green haired cunny

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>>137000173
Empire are there to be everyones punching bag but they stand as a testament to the courage of mortal men and Karl Franz represents that hope. Still if any of us were in the setting we'd fall to chaos because actual gods who grant real power would be seductive as fuck.

>>137000173
>Why do they always show the empire getting their shit pushed in?
same reason most attila trailers show rome get its shit pushed in

>>137000173
I'd guess maybe the current Empire roster is more fleshed out so they can show more stuff off but I haven't payed attention to videos the last few days.
Don't witch hunters always do crazy shit anyway?

>>137000173

they're compensating for non-empire players inferiority complex

I want to buy this on release but all that sweet dlc will hit the jew hard during a sale some time from now.

I-I guess waiting for the "goty" will be better.

>>137000262

Why live?

>>137000343
>falling for chaos
I would rather poke my eyes out with a spoon than betray my country, that goes for a fantasy world with magic too.

>>136999797

Provide sauce, thank you.

>>136999550
if you know what I mean le-lennyface

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>>136999862
Disaster. Accidently dismounted my cav trying to enter skirmish mode.

In the grand scheme of things though, we managed to cut down costs aswell as cut down their military.

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BEST FACTION STILL NOT ANNOUNCED

>>136999269
>Implying any of your armchair general crap would achieve shit when you're outnumbered by 8ft tall super-vikings in hellforged plate armour

>>137000915

Stop posting the same shit in every thread cuck

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>>137000568
Not going to criticise anyones judgement but a lot of people who are obviously interested and invested in this game are saying they won't buy it because of DLC/chaos preorder shit. Its one game at $60 even a basic income could save for that even if its $1 a day since it was announced last May. What do people think they'll achieve there's literally nothing wrong buying a game you want to play on release.

warhammer was a mistake

>>137000630
easy to say when you are posting on an image board, who knows how you would feel if you were some oppressed peasant with a shitty life in a world constantly beset by demons and all sorts of nasty enemies

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>>137000145
>Best elves

>>137000630
But Slaneesh will make anime real and give you a perfect obedient waifu anon. Don't you want that?

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>>137000915

>>137000384
but rome was shit at that time, they went from glorious britain conquering the world form savages to cuck britain cleaning muslim foreskin with their daughter's tongues

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>>137000343
>Still if any of us were in the setting we'd fall to chaos
Slaanesh would have my soul within a few days!
Too hedonistic...

>>137001171
hahaha cuck

>>137000402
Maybe but they're supposed to be crazy strong as well with all their zealousness. That guy should have ate a bag of garlics so when vampire-san got close he just burst into flames.

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>>137001235
This. Most modern people are pretty degenerate and faith is dead. Not even the most devout of todays christians/muslims etc would fight monsters and daemons. We'd all fall to degeneracy.

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>>137001380
>he actually believes this

>>137000972
Lel
>>136999072
>>136998942

>>137000630
>poke my eyes out with a spoon
Chaos will do you far worse if you DONT join willingly.

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>>137000343
>implying Sigmar doesn't grant real power

>>137000981
Anon. It isn't about not having money. It's about what you do with it. Grabbing those 100$ you don't use from your monthly wage and flushing them down the toilet or stuffing it up your ass isn't the same as investing it on something you'll later be proud of and feeling zero buyer remorse from.

It's like that popular parable from the bible where a jew is selling his pubic hair beard and someone says:
>this is worth 20 gold goyim
>hey this is worth max 1 gold fuck u
>wat r u poor or something kid? u need moms credit card? lmao
>ok give me 50 you fucking jew im not poor
>shekel intensifies
get it now? its kind of like that.

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>>137001380
>>137001449
I'd spread wide for Slaanesh's 3 thorny girl cocks, at least there's quite a bit enjoyment in that!

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>>137001471
>comparing a relevant faction and original post to your cuckery

Out.

Can someone teach me how to win siege battles without losing a shit ton of troops?
Hardmode: no siege weapons

>>137001229
your brain has meme cancer anon

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>>137000915
>implying that's araby
I just want to see their damn lore already, at least djninns sould badass

>>137001471
First, tomb kings anonis kinda cute amd bother no one
Second, tomb kings is infinitely more relevant than canon operating midgets

>>137001661
Use really heavy infantry to soak up all missile fire while your skirmishers wipe out the enemy's skirmishers

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>>137001605
so its a personal struggle because its asuppliers market and you can't control the value?

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Just started a new game and I got all of the Ybors

Not running any mods.

Anyone seen this?

>>137001661
Artillery. Shit loads of artillery.

Aside from that, you're at least going to lose a lot of archers and shit taking out the towers and enemy missile troops.

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>>137000958
>muh 6'6 big strong vikings with their hairy blonde thick sweaty cocks
>muh armor
that doesn't mean shit when their chest is blown open by a 75mm lead ball fired from some illiterate 5'7 peasant 300 yards away(274 meters)

>>137001893

Yeah its currently a bug with the Alamans

https://forums.totalwar.com/discussion/169164/alamans-and-multiple-ybors

Last patch caused it

>>137001826
Like I said, its about jewing it. If you can control the urge of buying your 18 inch dragon dildo for 40$ because in less than a year it will go down to 20$ that's being a good jew.

Unless your buying your insulin or weekly bull semen anal injection in order to keep living, then you don't have a choice.

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>>137001651
>Tomb Kekels

>>137001079
>not young and beautiful
fuck malekith you'll never be king

>>137002080
>Muh gunz
>muh firbower
Doesn't mean jack shit against super-humans in a world where gods is literally a thing.

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>not playing as the Vandals for that sweet sacking bonus

WEW

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bodies get scattered around in an amusing manner due to poison

Why is everyone PROPER booty blasted about the sieges. Shogun has given me PTSD

>>137001235
>slaneesh
does he even exist in fantasy battle? besides the less-edgy elves no one gives a shit about him

>>137000886
>dismounted my cav trying to enter skirmish mode.
Fuck me i have done that plenty of times

>>137001613
keepers of secrets are qt

>>137002260
but besides a khornate bloodthirster who else could possibly withstand the empire's superior weapons and discipline?

>>137002351
Is the fantasy audience slightly older? I thought Slaneesh was just in 40k to appeal to the horn 14 year old edgelords that drool over tiny plastic boobs

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>>137002172
In less than a year you'll have earnt that money again and you'll feel like a sad cuck because you didn't get to play it at launch and contribute to discussion or find fun bugs and exploits/tactics.Thats the real remorse here not 'why did I pay 20% more for this game when it released for the first time ever'

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>>137002080
Have you seen how fucking thick their armour is? It's scaled to their height and they've got superhuman strength to carry even more weight. If 17th century cavalry breastplates could be bulletproofed, I doubt your little lead pellets are going to shit against inches-thick hellforged plate armour.

Also;

>Matchlocks
>Penetrating anything from 300 yards

>>137002260
But they do matter, that's how the Empire beats Chaos 9/10 when they don't have some super-powered sigmarite priest running around.

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Fuck that other chart.

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>>137002562
Slaanesh not slaneesh absorbs the souls of High Elves and Wood Elves when they die, unless their puny goddess manages to save a few from his lust.

He doesn't have a huge faction with his own very pink troops altough there is art of Empire soldiers fighting a Keeper of Secrets as their city is under siege but I've no idea where it is from.

And to answer your question, there ARE sexy slutty troops in this game. They're called Dork Elves and they're the edgiest fucks around who make underwear with their enemies skin and are overal insane due to Malekith's magic.

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>>137002615
>he thinks his armour is truly bulletproof
>laughingwarlockengineers.jpg

>>137002570
The jews really have power. Look at this poor goy.

>>137002615
they're rifled tho

>>137002269
ofug

Can anyone tell me where to find the mechanics for government in Eb2?

>>137002615
How come they lose so much if they're so invincible?

>Whatever its make, Chaos Armour provides a level of personal protection matched only by the Gromril armour of the Dwarfs. Arrows clatter harmlessly against the dark metal, halberds shatter in two when hammered against the sabatons and gorgets of the Chaos Warriors, and even the finest warhammers can make naught but a mild dent when struck against the armour of Chaos. Such is its strength that only weapons of Arcane origins stand a chance of penetrating this hellish plate.
>Such warriors are regarded as blessed by their compatriots, for they have now fully committed themselves to the warrior's path -- becoming true lords of battle. Those who endure this fate silently rage against what they have become, and throw themselves into battle with the rage of a berserker, desperately seeking death and a release from their prison.
sad ;(

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>>137002976
jokes on you CA is a British company and their taxes keep me fed!

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>>137002351
>no one gives a shit about him
Artists like painters, sculptors and poets give quite a few shits about him, also most nobles who are bored with their lives.

If you like to eat, drink, be creative or are just a sexual deviant Slaanesh is the god(dess) for you!

>>137003381
>being a brit
>being in europe
jesus

>>137002858
>Slaanesh absorbs the souls of High Elves and Wood Elves when they die

That's Eldar. Elves have their own deities and afterlives in Warhammer Fantasy.

>>137003487
>do X
>get shot

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>>137003369
B E S T
E
S
T

>>137003418
lewd

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>no option to cheer up your cabinet members through positive mental thinking

Dogshit game.

>>137003418
there isn't that much lore on him tho

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>>137000886
After a quick siege of Magdeburg we now own Eastphalia. Got some trade set up and got my fellow pagans to start fucking up Charlie.

Gonna build up some economy and do some occasional Charlie-raids later.

>>137003369
And the mightest of them all got headbutted in to submission by an orc. Let that sink in, chaosfag.

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>>137003545
Back off brit,don't make me pull out my illegal kitchen knife

>>137003369

If I remember right, most full suits of armor worn by chaos warriors are made by chaos dwarfs.

>>137001023
roll

>>137003635
alright sorry pal

>>137003560
>being literally a cuck seeking death

>>137003634
not "an" orc, THE orc.

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>>137003337
Chaos gods are fickle tzeentch is called the changer of ways for fucks sake. They delight in the fall of their own champions and armies as much as their enemies and they thrive off the pride of a victorious Empire as much as the hatred of the Chaos Warriors.

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>>137003337
Because they have to get past pic related to get into the Empire.

>>137003535
He's still right but it's not as bad in fantasy. If a waystone is nearby they're gucci, and if they're high-ranking nobility then their gods have dibs on them. If not though things become sketchy for them. When shit hits the fan for an elf they'll start praying their ass off to the Pale Queen to kidnap their ghost rather than Slaanesh (which is still bad, but not as shit as being eaten and dildo-raped forever).

>>137003664
yeah I took that from the wiki, it says chaos dwarfs and a few norsca/steppe guys are able to do it but its very spooky

>>137003337
Cause they're chaotic. Empire troops fight as a cohesive unit. Even 'disciplined' Chaos units like the Warriors fight as individuals because they're all trying to get their god's attention.

That and cannons. Big fucking cannons.

>>137003586
It's been getting less and less over the years as GW has been trying to make their games more 'family friendly' (read: boobies are bad, ridiculous violence and torture are A-OK) to the point where he/she has actually fucked off and disappeared in AoS. I think one of the really old books on Chaos had illustrations of Slaaneshi daemons specially adapted to fuck your mouth and everything else.

Slaanesh is still a major player in 40k, though. He's directly tied to far too many core elements of the setting for him to ever be written out.

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>>137003586
Sadly, but that's because of all the 12 year olds playing and tits being bad

>>137003775
And kislev are pesky fucks

>>137002519
A slanneshi warrior? He enjoys the pain of having a glowing hot ball of led settle in his guts, and he promises to repay you.

A nurglite warrior? They dont feel pain.

A warrior devoted to Tzeentch? Hah, good luck getting of a shot in the first place. Turns out your entire store of gunpowder is tainted, and the rifle explodes in your face.

>>137003535
Not really, remember the Breton deity? The Lady of the Lake? She's literally Lileath and she's barely able to save a few Elven souls from Slaanesh grasp.

That's why she choose the Bretons to make her divine army, from the noblest and strongesest, in order to protect her fuccboi and her daughter in the "next installment of warhammer fantasy ;)))"

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>>137004147
Kislev when?

>>137003969
Can 12 year olds afford all those 60$ toy-"collectibles"? I always thought it was a hobby for the wealthy neckbeard.

>>137004441
>I always thought it was a hobby for the wealthy neckbeard.
You'd think so, but GW are firmly chasing the parent dollar and have for years.

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>>137003969
This artist doesn't count. He made the Horned Rat look like a fucking badass.

>>137004441
They get their parents to buy them for them. GW stores are just daycare for the middle class, you pay €30 and leave them in the store all day painting the things where they're the sales clerks problem.

Does anyone here actually complete victory objectives for their Attila campaigns? I usually just try to aim or historical borders if I can, but late game gets boring when the huns are dealt with and half the world is razed.

>>137003734
is that a very small ogre or a naked norsca?

>>137003916
Apparently the elves managed to kidnap/kill Slaanesh so the Horned Rat could take his/her place in the big four.

edgyhammer was a mistake

>>137004428
Kek are those hussars?

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>>137004702
>elves
Not elves, only 2 gods of aelves.

Did someone say Trollhammer Torpedos?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BDk_7XFL22x/?taken-by=totalwarofficial

>>137004813
>Kek are those hussars?

They have bear hussars too

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>still no Slavic Nations torrent

>>137004428
I assume this is a caravan getting raided?

>>137005173
buy the game off kinguin

>>137004325
Where do those even appear in Fantasy? You are not going to be fighting spess marines, anon.

>>137005173
It was posted in the last thread you fucking retard
>torrenting a $7 DLC
Pretty embarassing

>>137005487
Can you torrent them and use them on your steam game?

>>137005670
Yeah but you have to get a job you fucking NEET

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>>137005670
No,just torrent the whole thing

>>137005801
Tim Heaton? Go back to work

>>137005173
http://gmt-max.org/miscellaneous/9940-total-war-attila-slavic-nations-pack-update-rus-eng-crack.html

>>137005095
How is that a torpedo.

That's fucking stupid

All of warhammmer is stupid and I dont mind that at all, but this one annoys me

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>>137005939

>>137005997
Air is a fluid too.

>>137005095
Man that lava(?) particle effect looks corny in this shot.

you know after playing for a while with slavs, I think that outside of settlement battles I'd rather have the elite germanic archers, or the roman balistarii instead of the poison guys

>>137006179
Just use desert bows goyim

>>137005997
Because "Monsterkiller Missiles" wasn't dwarfy enough

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oh dog, there is another stack like that nearby too

>>137006292
unfortunately the mercenary kurdish archers and armenian slingers (why are the mercenary slingers so much better than the regular armenian ones? having extra 20 armour is huge) replenish very slowly

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Show me your mod lists

>>137007394
playing attila vanilla for almost 900 hours no desu, since none of the big mods is out, and none of the smaller ones is interesting

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>>137000145
>best elves

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>>137001079
>>137001079
>>137001079
DELETE THIS

>>137002838

Why is Bretonnia on this list? They aren't going to be FreeLC or even available at launch.

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>>137000343
>not serving the One True God

>>137007901
>They aren't going to be FreeLC or even available at launch.
Well, There's some good news for you then Anon.

They're going to be FLC shortly after launch or something

Calling it now, Wood Elves will be a pseud-horde faction. Pseudo in the sense that the'll have a "home" settlement inna woods but their armies will act like hordes and gain bonuses when encamped in forests.

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>tfw this tactic still works
Makes people so mad in multiplayer too

>>137002838

72 - 80 looks like an absolute cuck and i will an hero if i get it.

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I thought the Ostrogothic trait meant no conquest instability from occupying Roman settlements? I still keep getting the -20 and -15 for the whole province.

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How true is this /twg/?
JUST A HOVEL

>>137009017
Not true at all. Just some contrarian fag with nothing to do all day.

>>137009017

Obvious bait

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>>137009017

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>>137009017
It doesn't matter since you fags will buy it anyway and come here to complain and talk shit about CA the day its releases

>>137008767
praise alaric not vithericus k

>>137008767
You just got memed, son

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sassykids just keep sending agents at me, I have so many now, just look at this

>>137009017
well it will most likely be simplified since they are reaching for a new audience, but then again, shogun is incredibly simple, yet people like it for some reason

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>did /tg/ become /twg/ or was /twg/ always /tg/?

>>137009017
I'd rather form my own opinion and who the fuck would take a weebs opinion seriously

>>137008767
it removes instability, not all other penalties lad

>>137009017
I remember people talking shit about shogun 2 before it came out.
Those guys got so burned they can't post without experiencing PTSD, the poor fuckers.

>>137009537
They heard about this new incoming video game and they thirst for this stuff. It should be pretty obvious that /twg/ is now a combustible coctail of /v/ /twg/ and it's original /twg/ posters.

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Is there any greater feel then removing Athens?

>>137009850
Yes, raping Attila with T1 desert raiders

>>137009017
Real tester here
I played alpha and it was awesome
gameplay is very deep but fun to play
Basically it was the best total war ever made


Just preorder it already

>>137009850
removing rome

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>>137009719
*/v/, /tg/ and /twg/*

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>>137009956

>>137009850
Removing Sparta

>>137009537
Tabletop wargames and vidya-based wargames share quite a few traits, so it's not surprising there's a fair amount of cross-pollination going on.

It's all strategy, after all.

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>tfw EB 2

>>137005369
>he thinks there arent warbands dedicated to the four different gods in WHFB
>he thinks Mark of Slannesh, Nurgle, Khorne etc does not exist in WHFB

I'm new to TW, my friend convinced me to buy Attila and it's neat and all but I have some questions.

I'm playing as the Suebians and I worked my way down to Spain capped a province and now I want to convert the settlement but it costs a fuck ton. How am I supposed to afford these conversions?

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>>137009956

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>>137009850
Oh you silly little Spartans.

>>137009850

I haven't played R2 in a long ass time but I still get fucking salty over the Macedon color change from black/burn gold to eggplant.

>>137010231
stick to home territories, you dont want to be converting shit early on.

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>>137010160
They added Slavs too

>>137010231
>How am I supposed to afford these conversions?

Demolish the settlement till it's at the lowest level. Also the conversion cost is based on the culture. If you convert more of the culture to your it'll be cheaper.

Hey guys, I want to get Attila but I am not sure if it will run on my computer decent enough. I would like to play on high settings with a somewhat stable framerate.

GPU:
MSI V308-041R AMD Radeon R9 390 Gaming 8G Graphicscard (PCI-e, 8GB GDDR5 Speicher, DVI, HDMI, DisplayPort)

Processor:
i5-4570 CPU @ 3,20 Ghz Quad

Can someone more tech savy than me tell me if it is possible.

>>137010673
>culture

Sorry that should be religion in Attila. Converting the local populace to your religion makes conversions much cheaper.

>>137010160
>tfw CA will never hire some autismal voice actors to voice their units in their dead native language

I just wish they removed WARRIORZ EAGA FUR BLOOD and replaced it with MUH WODANAZ

>>137010707
Ye you going to be fine
I'm sure you can run it on medium/high settings

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>>137010114
>cross-pollination

>>137011140
Thanks a bunch, dude. You really helped me out.

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>>137009956

>>137009956
T-Tod?

>CA has the question "Is this DLC?" in their FAQ

L M A O
M
A
O

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Hi I'm also an alpha test for TW:Warhammer and I think it's ok. It's not too hardcore and it's not too casual it's just right.

hi im alpha tester don't buy it's shite it doesn't even launch

Hi im a beta tester and my opinion doesn't matter since you fantasy fags while dtill buy it

>>137011847
>>137012223
Funny you mention it i'm alpha tester too
this game as good as Medieval 2

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>>137012320
What did you think of the dark memegic reskin?

>>137012223
>>137012320
>>137012328
I've already got the full game and I think it's the best game to ever come out ever.

>>137012654
i have the game and all future dlcs and it's great

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Steam key for the Daughters of Mars DLC for Rome 2:

CWDRJ-HF020-ZTQXR

Enjoy.

>>137012620
Looks pretty good desu.

>>137012620
Its just a reskin of the mercenary recruitment system in previous titles,but you people will still say its A NEW FEATURE even if you havent played the game

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>>137012620
Do we have an official title to those currencies yet?

If not I humbly suggest SPOOKDOLLARS

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Howdy, I'm yet another alpha tester for Total War: Warhammer and when I spoke with CA they said they won't include Tomb Kings in any of Warhammer games.
They told me Tomb Kings are extremely irrevelant to Warhammer gameplay since their game is set in the End Times, so even if they appeared they would appear for like 5 minutes before being destroyed by Nagash. On the other hand rejoice, you can get similar experience playing Undead Legion of Nagash.
Settra is still unplayable though

>>137012223
>>137012320
>>137012328
I have the game because Grace is my husband and she went forward in time

it's alright

>>137013037
I'm from the future and we all worship Sigmar now. Bretty cool game desu.

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>>137012801
Thanks m8 it's the only dlc i missed

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>this fucking thread

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>>137012328

Then I guess it'll be shit

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>>137012959
>worst girl

opinion invalidated.

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>>137013294
Thanks for posting worst girl

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>>137013246
I've been gone for two weeks and the traffic is huge. /twg/ is just going to be faster than a fucking train the closer it gets to TW:W.

>>136998976
Who would do that? If you wanna do a campaign as all the factions, you have to play the empire, first otherwise you would hate them when compared to all the cooler factions.

Unless Bretonia is in the game, then they have to go first.

>>137013246
every general becomes mess when game related to it is close to it's release

>t. vg pro

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>>136998976
>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW that are going to play TWW on day one

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>>137013968
>not playing total war on launch

Out.

>>137013745
>t. vg pro

Fresh off the boat from reddit, kid? Heh I remember when I was just like you... braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can survive in this cyber sanctuary: never make posts like that.
First of all, if you want to type a certain board, the slashes. There's no such thing as vg. There's only /vg/. Another thing is, you don't use memearrow and t. in the same line.
Lemme fix that for you
t. /tg/ pro
See? Was it so hard? This place has much to offer... heh, you'll see kid.. that is if you can handle it...

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Lets stop talking about warhammer for a second and ask the important questions

Do you like me /twg/?

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>>137014042

>not liking cats

>>137014245
Kill yoursef faggot

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>>137014245
>Correa

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>>136998764
>tfw Chaos Gameplay being shown next month
>tfw Chaos Warriors are the first Chaos faction and act as the Vanguard for the Daemons of Chaos faction who will come later in the trilogy to rape some asses and sew faces into walls.
>tfw a refined naval combat will come back into the game when High Elves and Dark Elves are introduced.
>mfw Warhammer trilogy will be the greatest Total war game series ever made by CA with 16 full playable major factions and 70+ minor spread over two and a half continents.

there will be a way to change unit sizes manually? I mean I want bigger unit scale that HUGE from options menu

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>>137014617

YAAMEEROOOOO

>>137014642
It certainly has the potential to be a real cash-cow for CA.

If they get it right.

>>136999004
TOTAL WAAAGH!

"Raze every settlement ingame on Legendary as the Greenskins. NEVER occupy anything beyond the starting city".

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>>137014617

>>137014746
>warhammer
>cash-cow
hahahahahah

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>>136998942
>>136999072

>mfw

>>137014916
>Basing a dual title's sales off of the strength of the titles separately
I seriously hope no one does this.

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>>137014798
so in the hypothetically that Grimgor conquer and kills everything, what the next step for the orc race? making flying spaceships and search xenos somewhere?

>>136998976
>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW that aren't going to recreate the Third Reich ingame by renaming all their units,armies,cities,lords and heroes to appropriate names

Reiksmarshall Erwin Rommel is disappointed in you anon.

>>137015025
Orcs are really lazy because of the existence of Goblins, there are no ork mecs, so no.

They would just kill each other

>>137014798
Jesus Christ that would be hard as fuck. The walls alone wrecked the fucking Vampire counts. Greenskins don't stand a chance against level 3 walls and the garrison that gets added with those walls(9 units from the walls alone).
>>137014965
>that gif and caption

Fucking saved. 10/10

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>>137014965
>won't be playable until 2018
>2018

AHAHAHA you're more delusional than the chaos dorf faggot

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>>137015096
Doc Greengele reporting in

>>137014916
It's on the top 10 top sellers list since Vampire Counts were revealed. Before that it wasn't even in top 20. It'll rise in rank the closer we get.

With Attila confirmed to be a dead game now(no more support) and the next historical game confirmed not to be coming out till 2017 at the earliest(Victorian:Total War calling it due to the wording of the announcement blog).

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>>137015347

This sort of art really makes me miss my Black Orc back in Warhammer Online

>>137015460
Can I get a link to that announcement blog?

>>137015460
>due to the wording of the announcement blog
Elaborate

>>137015460
It's 22nd right now

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>>137015337
2 expansions add to the gameworld anon. Each expansion adds major races and territory to the game to create one huge map(victory conditions are going to change dramatically I assume for each faction as more things are added)


Base game: Empire,Greenskins,Dwarf, Vampires,Chaos Warriors,Bretonnia and Wood Elves Early 2015- mid 2016.

Expansion 1: Skaven,Chaos Dwarfs,Ogre Kingdoms and Tomb Kings with 2-3 provinces added to the south of the map and 10-14 added to the east and the DLC of Beastmen spawning in the Empire. mid 2016- late 2017

Expansion 2: Dark Elves, High Elves, Lizardmen,Daemons of Chaos with ulthuan and a large part of the new world added along with naval combat reintroduced to the game for all factions capable of doing so. late 2017- mid 2018

Calling it.
>>137015347
My mate already has his names for greenskins sorted "Massiv Dik" and "Muff muncha" being my favourites.

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>Frigg spears

let's give some viking shieldmaiden bitches both good bows and spears with almost halberd-like armor pierce

other than some stuff like this that extra unit mod for AoC is bretty gud

>>137012328
>this game as good as Medieval 2

Pre-order canceled.
I'm not wasting 60 bucks on a shit game.

>>137007638
is there more art like this but bigger? to appreciate it more?

im surprised at the gargantuan amount of high quality porn 40k has

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>>137014739

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oh dog

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>>137016654
end yourself pleb

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>>137013246

>>137016179
Nah thats bollocks mate. It'll be:

expansion one: High Elves, Dark Elves, Lizardmen, Tomb Keks

Expansion 2: everything else.

DLC: skaven/wood elves/ bretonnians/ beastmen first game.

Huns are here along with attila

Are they really that bad

>>137016982
lube up

>>137016982
kill him asap

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>>137016856

>one and a half real life hours later

kinda surprised i made it desu

i need to put battle time limit back on

>>137015573
Here.
https://forums.totalwar.com/discussion/168257/what-are-the-total-war-teams-working-on-updated-18-03-16

>This team most recently released Total War: ATTILA in February 2015, which went on to become our best-selling ever follow-up title. Since that game was finalised for manufacture at the end of 2014, they’ve primarily been in the early pre-production stages of our next historically-based major release. That involves planning, scheduling and researching the period, art styles and technology we want to put into the game. They’ve recently started prototyping some feature ideas and that will be the next stage of development that will keep them busy for now. It will be some time before we reveal this title. It will be huge, it will be historic. It will not be soon. It is not worth asking any more questions about it.

The fact they have to do all the research on it means its not something they've done before because if it was they'd know it all already in their stored data. They have to start from scratch.

Victorian times 1839-1901. A lot of war,empire,conquest,politics,racial supremacy and religion to work with in that period.

Boer War?
US Civil War?
Final years of the Industrial Revolution?
Conquest/Exploration of sub saharan Africa?
British Raj of India?

Perfect period for it.

>>137015707
They have to research all the new technologies of the era and its biggest historical title they've done before as it brought great change. Add in the fact they said Warhammer shares a lot of themes with the next historical title it screams the Victorian period and the development of Steam and iron military/civilian technologies. It's a 69 year period in history more than enough to get a solid

Hoping for a US Civil War DLC expansion standalone desu. The mod for Empire is good but unstable.

:^)

>>137016982
Bite the pillow.

>>137016942
They've already said no Ogres and Skaven in the first game during their game magazine issue last month they implied they are working on it in the next expansion with the words "The rats just keep on giving..."

>>137017318
guess they'll have to create an underground map AKA heroes 3 style for them? that would be so fucking cool

>>137017187
It's going to be 16th/17th century. Darren let it slip with his autism.

>>137010220
>warbands

>>137017187
How about the 80 years war first period ?
It check out too.

>>137016537
Also, that's the naginata animation from shogun 2.

>>137017187
Warhammer isn't anything like the Victorian period. Warhammer is clearly high medieval.

>>137014739
>>137014285
>>137014871
can you please fuck off? shouldn't you be banned for off-topic posting?

>>137016903
OH WOW! SO MANY CHOICES!
Who cares if their all non-choices because a vast majority are just all insignificant boosts and I can pretty much build pretty much all of them in the end!

>>137017187
BUT I DON'T WANT TO PLAY IN VICTORIAN ERA!

>>137017087
>>137017091
>>137017264
3 stacks one province away from me

>>137017187
oh cool VICTORIAN ERZZzzzZzzZzzz

why do I find Shogun 2 so difficult?
teach me to git gud
what army roster should I be using

>>137018140
He's going in dry.

>>137017743
Shouldn't you be banned for posting a picture of a cat on fire ?

>muh bige and shoowt :-{D

>>137017187
>Victorian times 1839-1901. A lot of war,empire,conquest,politics,racial supremacy and religion to work with in that period.

Boer War?
US Civil War?
Final years of the Industrial Revolution?
Conquest/Exploration of sub saharan Africa?
British Raj of India?

Perfect period for it.
-----------------------------------------------------------
Oh man that would be amazing. Gunning down spear chuckers with gatling guns would be fun.

Unfortunately regarding a US Civil War DLC the US is cucked to the point displaying a flag is now banned. They'd have to censor the Confederate flag out of the game like what Germans do with the Hakenkreuz aswell as anything that relates remotely to Prussian nationalism be it goosestepping or the original national anthem.

Sad fucks get offended by a fucking flag. All the issues with the world and the country itself and they have problems with a piece of cloth which is of vital importance to the history of the nation and was created by the exact same sentiments the British rebels felt when they rebelled against the Empire in the Thirteen Colonies. Double standards.

>>137018735
CA isn't american anon

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>>137018607

>>137018869
I know but 40% of their market *is* American. They have to comply with each countries laws.

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I want to create my own end times but there's still 55 days to survive ;_;

>>137018706
Still better than "Germans and Barbars color swap: The Game"

>>137019086
It's only the vanguard anon. Not a real end times till the Daemons of Chaos faction arrives and thats not till Expansion 2 ;)

>>137018735
>Unfortunately regarding a US Civil War DLC the US is cucked to the point displaying a flag is now banned. They'd have to censor the Confederate flag out of the game like what Germans do with the Hakenkreuz aswell as anything that relates remotely to Prussian nationalism be it goosestepping or the original national anthem.
The Confederate flag isn't banned, states just aren't allowed to fly it over government buildings ( and why should they be, it's a flag of rebellion against the US), and the symbols of the Second Reich and the Kingdom of Prussia are not legally limited in Germany, and the other stanzas of Deustchland Uber Alles ( which was not the national anthem of Prussia or the German Empire) are allowed to be sung, just not as part of the official national anthem, similar to how Americans don't sing the other stanza's of The Star-Spangled Banner.

Take the stick out of your ass dude.

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what on earth, are these real?
fucking skaven

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>>137019086
>tfw can't find the second archaon novel anywhere

Fuck just wanted to know if his waifu survives

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>>137019214
That's why I'll do my own end times without daemons.
Who needs them when you have superpowered rape vikings on roidrage!

>>137019004
There's no law banning depictions of the Confederacy in the USA you raging autist, stop believing things /pol/ tells you.

>>137019447
Fuck, I also only have the first one... is it really impossible to find?

>>137019447
There's torrents of it.

>>137012858

Difference probably being not being jewed out of upkeep unlike mercenaries, and the pool dependent on the amount of people who died in an area I.E Battles

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>>137018735
>They'd have to censor the Confederate flag out of the game
>created by the exact same sentiments the British rebels felt when they rebelled against the Empire

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>>137018735
>/pol/-tier delusion

Next one is gonna be pike and shot.
You just fucking know it. They done all other kinds of warfare except this one.

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>>137020274

>Pike and Shot warfare
>China fags BTFO

I want this so bad