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>Can the game be considered a full release?
No, for all intents and purposes, KSP should be considered still in early access state. The game is nowhere near being able to stand on its own legs both from a gameplay perspective (career mode is definitely not ready and balanced) and a stability perspective. There are still major bugs and memory leaks that shouldn't exist on a finished game.

>Are there big issues with the game?
Bugs and instability are still real and frequent problems, as with every product still in beta. Ask in thread for details.

>What are the devs doing?
Modified versions of popular mods are being included in the stock game while the game engine is being upgraded to its latest version. The next major update (1.1) is supposedly going to bring a complete overhaul of the GUI, be 64bit friendly, have a refined physics/heating/aero model and generally perform better. An external team with heavily questionable experience (Flying Tiger Entertainment) is being tasked with porting the game to PS4, XboxOne and Wii U. They seem to be rushing for an imminent deadline and they are also working on a version of the game that will be obsolete in a few weeks/months.

>Should I buy the game?
KSP is very enjoyable at first, then it usually needs to be modded to retain some sort of longevity, but doing so may dramatically increase the instability of the game. You will be very familiar with the word "Oops!". The Developers, Squad, have shown many times that they can't handle the project and are trying to squeeze all the money they can with the least amount of effort and with controversial PR tactics. The general consensus at /kspg/ is that you should torrent the game, not because the game itself is unplayable, but because most of us agree that Squad does not deserve your money.
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>Trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSyjKmiqoKk

>Dev Stream:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhVA84YNO14

>FAQ
http://pastebin.com/11ESnTdE

>Game site
http://kerbalspaceprogram.com/
http://dontdothisto.me/Games/iamabadperson/

>KSP mods
https://www.dropbox.com/s/atzhizfw7pxjdoa/RLA_ProbeParts.zip?dl=0 (RLA probe parts, it's a /kspg/ exclusive)
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/topic/50701-c (full mod list)
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/forum/4-add-ons/ (mod subforums)
http://spacedock.info/ (community-maintained mod repository)

>Flags
http://imgur.com/a/lIHNS#0

>Party-approved rendezvous and docking tutorials
http://imgur.com/a/S3Qxf
http://i.imgur.com/PBuWyVx.jpg

>Some useful calculators
http://alterbaron.github.io/ksp_aerocalc/ (doesn't work with new aero)
http://ksp.olex.biz/ (phase angle calculator, use this to plan trips to other planets)
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/topic/87463-105-swashs-delta-v-map (deltaV map)

>Official forum
http://hugbox.kerbalspaceprogram.com/

>Hotkeys for operating your craft that are never mentioned anywhere else.
http://pastebin.com/vLmE1QbY
http://i.imgur.com/dJQEXBX.png

>Official /kspg/ fan fiction
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10607988/1/Structural-Failure
http://pastebin.com/HK7Qd6if

>List of IRL launches.
http://www.spaceflightnow.com/tracking/index.html

>View from the ISS:
http://eol.jsc.nasa.gov/HDEV/

>Race Into Space
http://www.raceintospace.org

>Original BARIS for DOSBox scaling and filters and shit
http://www.abandonia.com/en/games/183/Buzz+Aldrins+Race+into+Space.html

BARIS, Orbiter, Space Engine, OpenTTD, Take On Mars, Project CARS, ULA posting, Aurora, TRUMP 2016, snek weddings, Bonnie Tyler, scatterer-san, planes and snek are also welcome ITT.
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>>136949098
Forgot to link to last thread: >>136732278
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Where did the money go, Squad?
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Duplication devnotes post since it was right at the end of the thread

Devnotes
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/topic/135227-devnotes-tuesday-hard-work-and-gdc/
TL;DR:

>Pre-release mentioned, but not stated when its coming

>Arsonide and Claw worked on wheel traction and damage model
>Wheels get stressed based on weight distribution and slip
>Small cheap wheels on heavy craft will break easier
>Claw also fixed visual bugs
>Romfarer fixed staging UI bugs
>Roverdude has been doing bugs and keeping an eye on KSPTV streamers since they find bugs
>NK and MU improved underwater graphix
http://i.imgur.com/FRb9Y29.png
>Also have RCS+Gimbals tweakables-per-axis (like control surfaces have)
>sal_vager has been making new scenarios
>Exp team made some craft files for beginners
>taniwha added things for modders to use to the UI
>TriggerAU did a style pass on KSPedia and worked on polish
>GDC mentioned
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I'm going to go make some food
Hopefully MAN'll be done spamming his usual shit by the time I'm back
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But what edition?
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>>136949256
>Watermelon punch
How does it taste?
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>>136949402
Hugs and giggles edition.
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https://twitter.com/KasperVld/status/714972009936134145
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>>136949695
DO IT REEEEEEEEEEE
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>>136949695
>he will continue posting soon tweets every 20 minutes until first of april
>"lol guys I totally got you"
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I came and it felt so good.
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>>136950061
Okay Max
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>>136949496
It's good. I usually grab whatever Jack Daniel's cocktail or Mike's Hard I haven't tried yet so this is my first time with this flavor, but so far I like it the most of Daniel's stuff.
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>>136949695
Is this a thing outside of 4chin now?

>>136950061
I'm quite happy for you. Well, as long as you have a benis.
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>>136950061
I came a while ago, too
It was to that kitty ball fondling webm again, but it was a good fap nonetheless
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This is nice thread.

>>136950172
Cool, I might try it.
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Hullo
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>>136950391
It's happening apparently
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>>136949373
MAN here, thanks for bringing me up, me being a e-celebrity and all.

Let me know if you want to talk about me some more. I've got an idea for a new name I want to start going as. Let me know if you want to hear my idea about me. Thanks again for bringing me up.

None of the posts above this one are mine. Stop bringing me up you fuckwad. You will not rid this thread of me.
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>>136950593
>implying
>>136949261
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>>136949695
Kasper is a criminology postgrad student?
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>>136950682
I didn't post it though. Like my new name?
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>>136950682
That was me though.

>>136950391
Cute snek
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>>136950335
I definitely recommend. My favorite for sure is Mike's Raspberry Elderflower. I think it's pretty new and I hope not seasonal so I can find it all year.
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Prerelease just popped up on SteamDB
https://steamdb.info/app/220200/depots/
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>1.1

>>136950927
cool post a torrent for those of us who didnt transfer our purchases
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>>136950927
Subforums
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/forum/77-ksp-11-pre-release/

You may need to restart Steam after a few minutes to see it appear in your "Betas" dropdown list (under properties when you rightclick the game)
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>>136950927
Currently downloading it.
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I'll keep the name on since anon has so much trouble differentiating my posts.
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>>136950840
Ok, might as well try something new since I only have a pinch of whiskey.

>It has come
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>>136950927
>>136951162
Forum announcement

http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/topic/133680-general-information/
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Why bother doing a pre-release if they're not going to fix shit?
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>>136951920
Turkey implied he took this advice from one of our twitch dm chats
>for the record, turkey, you're doing it completely wrong and it will fail.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gO9LANrlDjs
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>did they wait for a new thread to release it?
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>>136951652
It looks like it's still going to be broke as all shit.
I'm not going to bother yet, unplayable without updated mods anyway. Although I am definitely interested in the honest criticism of the performance I know /kspg/ will have.
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WHERE'D THE MONEY GO SQUAD?
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>>136952424
You could back-up your usual KSP install and try it to see
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reminder now is the time to start throwing pebbles in comments sections

they will quickly become avalanches
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>>83849523
>being this mad about replying to old posts
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>>136952603
Yes, but I also want to wait until I get my new 8-core cpu installed when I get home. I recently upgraded my pc with a new motherboard with different socket mount from my old one so I couldn't bring my quad-core with. I'm running on a POS little dual for now.
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>>136952424
This, stock KSP is so fucking boring to play.
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>>136953095
Fair enough.
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The fairing for heatshields is still a fucking placeholder. I can't believe it.
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Good night
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>>136953441
No anon, that's just Roverdudes art shining through.
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>>136953565
kek
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>>136953565
Oh, I just realised they made a new connection point on the heatshield, so it perfectly slides in the decoupler. That's actually not bad. Still the placeholder fairing is a joke.
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>>136953854
They added that in 1.0.2 or something.
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someone post mac torrent pls
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>>136953895
Oh, I didn't knew about that.

>>136954071
You don't really want to play the game.
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>>136954107
5 fps for over 2 years now
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>>136953854
How hard can it even be to make a fairing?
It's a fucking cylinder, just make sure it has the right diameter and give it a generic white texture, he could probably get away with just reusing an existing stock texture for it if he really just could not make a white-gray texture himself
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>>136954923
He did make a white grey texture, its just a flat checkerboard pattern
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WEW LAD

>>136954325
I flew 1000m/s at 4 times time acceleration in low atmosphere and got a green clock until this happened. Call me suprised.
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>>136955270
no mods?
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>>136955081
Yes, but why?
And why is the fairing so much wider than the profile it's supposed to match?
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>>136955368
Well, no, I just wanted to see the performance increasement for myself on a clean install. And no, I won't spam KSP now.

>>136955459
Because it was made the last minute before releasing heatshields and they got no time. And now they just "forgot" about it.
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>>136955459
Because Roverdude is not an artist.
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>>136955532
He does make parts though, unless he has someone else make parts for his mods
And I'm no expert on the matter, but I don't think making the cylinder a little bit thinner is all that difficult of a task
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>>136955528
Lol good dont spam ksp but do spam 1.1 inadequacies people can repost elsewhere
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Is it live yet?
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>>136956049
We already have screenshots, what do you think?
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>>136956194
I looked on the download page and it's not there.
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>>136956306
Pre-release is Steam only.
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why did they release devnotes not mentioning the release 10 minutes before they released it?
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>>136956332
>at .19 I bought it off SQUAD's website because I like the developers, and wanted to make sure they got most the profit
>I get this in return
Wow
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https://www.reddit.com/r/KerbalSpaceProgram/new/

>>136956486
they want you to transfer their purchase off of their site because it is all a scam and it helps launder the money better (ask us about Deported bv to learn more!)
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>>136956364
>implying any of the team actually talk to each other and plan anything.
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>>136956486
>m-m-muh servers!
Fucking Squad I swear.
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AHAHAHAH
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>>136956486
To be fair, imagine a pre-release system run entirely by Squad, coded by Squad, running on Squad servers
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>>136956717
Plebs gonna pleb
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>>136956951
>the pre-release is just a marketing ploy
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>>136956951
Thanks for the link, helped the guy out.
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>>136958016
I saw, nice job ignoring the point, which is that Squad is providing a prerelease with no feedback instructions, kind of indicating how truly they do not give a fuck, no?
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>>136958097
But it's the first post on the 1.1 sub-forums. If people would read the post they'd see the FAQ, problem here is not Squad, problem is people rather post on leddit than read a general information guide. How did that guy even managed to get 1.1 if he didn't read that post?
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>>136958097
I linked two pages where that information is posted.
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>>136958309
plenty of people will not read that post my friend. we are about to drown in "feedback" it was probably designed to fail to "remind" the fanbase why squad does what it does
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If Squad though it though they could have said in the Devnotes. "1.1 prerelease is going live momentarily. Here are the reporting instructions:..."
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>Clinton agrees to debate Bernie in New York
That's when it'll all turn around.
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>>136958780
But those people who have no idea how to report bugs probably don't even read devnotes. My guess is that this person saw the other redditors play 1.1 so he asked them how to play too, they told him to make that beta testing shit. Then he did, and wanted to report a bug so he just makes a thread himself. The best thing Squad would do was post the FAQ for 1.1 testing on reddit or something, but I bet even then people would ask the same questions that were answered in the FAQ. People are dumb, just like Squad a shit. Those performance increases though.
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>>136959734
Are the increases enough to make it worthwhile? I've been skeptical.
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>>136959734
>Those performance increases though.
For once, I'm actually looking forward to something in KSP
Just last week I tried playing a mod for Portal 2, when I haven't played any sort of FPS in years

Dear god, the occasional 60fps
It was amazing
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>>136958780
Anon, I work managing QA for an indie dev in early access.

Let me tell you something:

Billies are retarded.

You can give them bug report templates, play 20 questions with them, and ask any number of direct questions to clarify their issue, and still end up with what essentially amounts to absolutely useless information. Half the time they simply don't know how to play the fucking game.

While Squad is a bunch of shitty Mexican Marketers, keeping their QA internal is the smartest thing they can do.
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>>136960184
I played about half an hour now and it feels completely different. I had no yellow clocks and always above 50fps. Only when I physical timewarped within atmosphere I got 20fps. See for yourself, it's pretty good.

But I have to mention that this performance should be the norm for a released game, not something super special. I don't wanna look like a shill.

Also my ships weren't that large. Will test more tomorrow and build a spess station or something.
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>>136950174
I've seen so much cringeworthy greentext outside of 4chan it's disturbing
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>>136960419
>I work managing QA for an indie dev in early access.
k
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>>136960520
That sounds promising. I look forward to hearing your thoughts on those higher part counts what's your system specs if you don't mind me asking?

I'll probably give it a shot tomorrow when I get back to my hotel.
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Welp, my wireless mouse just died and I didn't bring any extra batteries. :(
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Evens, Prinz Eugen
Odds, Kongou
0, Noshiro
Prime, Bismarck
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Dead
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>>136966574
Everyone is in the prerelease :P
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>>136967069
Nice. I'm not bothering with it until they release the stable version.
I just want to look at cute girls right now
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>>136967256
Same here, I also want at least some of my essential mods updated for the new version.

And I have plenty of cute girls but I'm not sure if its safe to post more lewd ones yet.
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>>136967682
Just use the VPN I told you to use

Assuming the mods'll even care anyway
The lewd cat webms I posted last thread were never deleted
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>>136967682
Yes, I got too used to the mods I'm using currently and I don't think I can go back to stock.

It doesn't have to be lewd though.
Shimakaze is cute when drawn well.
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It's time.
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>>136968060
Which VPN? I know 4chan blocks posting from most.
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>>136969380
http://www.vpngate.net/en/download.aspx
A lot of them are banned, but there's always a few that aren't at any given moment
And it refreshes every couple hours, so you're not going to run out, it's just a matter of going down the list trying each IP until your post goes through, then just stick with that one until it refreshes again
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>>136969612
Ah, that's the one I already use, unfortunately I discovered that the hotel's wifi prevents it from connecting for whatever reason. Work's back at home though.
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>>136970446
And the hotel's wifi is static?
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>>136970570
Any and all devices that connect to its wifi are banned. So yeah, they all have the same external IP.
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>>136969612
I gotta try to make that work some other time
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>>136971415
It's pretty good. Easy to use too, just gotta double click the server you want. I mainly use it to get early unlocks on Steam releases and torrenting since my ISP is kinda Hitler.
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>>136960419
As an anon who is alpha-testing a different game, what are some tips you give me to improve any reports I make?
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>>136973071
Ah yeah, catfucker told me in deadchan to use it. I'll use it when I need it.
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jesus christ, either 8ch's global vols are incredibly incompetent or incredibly petty.
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Well, it's late. I'm going to sleep, another early morning tomorrow.
Goodnight guys.
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>>136976459
Sleep tight
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anyone want to start some group in discovery freelancer?
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>>136977856
Never heard of it, looks like dumb sci-fi bullshit
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>>136978059
rude
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>>136977856
Sorry, anon.
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>>136973975
If you're testing seriously? Keep good notes. Most people don't have perfect memories, so taking down notes on everything you do can make it easier for you to recall important details.

Start new sessions whenever possible. You want to minimize variables whenever you can, so that the people looking at your reports can reproduce them without having to take a course in mind reading and divination first.

Write your steps for reproducing bugs out so that a grade-schooler could reproduce the bug. You'll feel like an idiot, and the guys looking at your report may too to a certain extent, but they'll thank you later (if only in their head,) when they don't have to guess.

I always tell new hires this stuff, and the ones who actually follow these steps tend to pick the rest of the tricks up, and get their contracts renewed.
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>>136955459
>why is the fairing so much wider than the profile it's supposed to match?
Because the heatshield is the size of the stack and Roverdude wanted the fairing to cover it, rather than be an intestage
to hide how awful the brown heatshield looks
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faggots are asleep

post 3d women
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>>136981514
Disgusting
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>>136982761
Good try.
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reminder that you can play 1.1 and experience it in all of it's buggyness.
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>>136982839
At least post bikinis you tremendous faggot. Want me to show you how it's done?
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real nigga hours who the fuck up
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>>136983352
>nigga
is this when we post interracial cuckold porn?
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The menus unpin themselves when you go into the map :^)
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>>136977856
Freelance, awesome!
>Discovery role play bullshit
Oh wow, you're actually retarded
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>>136983352
post mac torrent

>>136983945
this is the problem with adding more features when the devs dont even play the game in the first place.
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http://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-35918234

WAKE THE FUCK UP /KSPG/ WE HAVE BILLIES TO REMIND THEY WASTED A YEAR OF THEIR LIVES WAITING FOR THIS FUCKING GARBAGE

BURN THIS MOTHERFUCKER TO THE MOTHERFUCKING GROUND

/KSPG/ 2016
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"the update will include a few new loading screens"
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This game now looks like it is on par with Lego Pizza Island

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPzNPvl-T0Y
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>900 mb update
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The way has been so much more painful than we anticipated.
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>>136994287
It's like a jew voting for Hitler.
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>>136992830
>tfw Squad couldn't understand bac9's lighting system in spite of him leaving a detailed tutorial behind
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new user interface is fucked up
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>>136996084
Anon, they didn't read it, they were too busy scraping every link to it off the forums they possibly could

http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/topic/126692-where-has-bac9s-devblog-article-gone/#comment-2303463
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>>136996198
post pics and videos so we can repost them
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>>136996798
maybe fucked up is the wrong word, it looks slightly weird

that being said performance is off the rails
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Is embezzlement a "system limitation" now?
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>>136996969
>blow up ui for consoles
>looks weird
>tweak its proportions for new console size
>shrink it again for pc
>dont fix proportions
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>>136997075
the pause menu kinda should be more obvious, just looks weird to me
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>>136949057 (OP)
>The next major update (1.1) is supposedly going to bring a complete overhaul of the GUI,
FALSE
>be 64bit friendly,
SKEPTICAL
>have a refined physics/heating/aero model
CANT REFINE SHIT
>and generally perform better.
>>136955270

Someone fix this shit
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>>136996198
Do you think so? My only problem is that when I rotate the camera in the VAB and I come over the parts selection UI, the camera stop rotating.
>>
>we want to pioneer a new model of software development
>so we are going to spend five years bloating our software until we are releasing waterfall-style code once a year
>we deserve the $100 million we stole
>>
https://www.reddit.com/r/KerbalSpaceProgram/comments/4ck7yu/squad_lighting_in_11_is_broken_see_bac9s_devblog/
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>>136997505
>already recieved 1 downvote

>>136997293
>The next major update (1.1) is supposedly going to bring a complete overhaul of the GUI,
>FALSE
Well, it's the truth, they had to overhaul the whole GUI. But they rebuild everything the way it was before. It's like changine the interior of a car while keeping the body intact.

>be 64bit friendly,
>SKEPTICAL
But I'm playing 64bit right now.

>have a refined physics/heating/aero model
>CANT REFINE SHIT
Didn't notice anything about that yet.

>and generally perform better.
This is the truth. The bug I got over there is still shitty. I wonder what exactly even happened.

Maybe someone could write a new next release section.
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>>136997262
That's wrong with it? I haven't played in a while so I don't really get the difference with the old one
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>>136998059
*what's
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wow finally a drogue parachute
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>>136997793
>But I'm playing 64bit right now.
I guess that's not true anymore :^)

>>136998134
Pretty sure that was added in a 1.0 version.
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Kerbalpedia though.
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>>136998239
Pretty sure Max is just posting things added while he was producer because he doesnt want to feel irrelevant even though he should!
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>>136997262
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>>136998239
The load times for getting a ship out of the VAB onto the launch pads take forever. For a ~80 parts ship it took me 5 minutes. The game even went through not responding. Whenever I stage the game freezes for 5 seconds.
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I was in the VAB afk for 5 minutes while getting something to eat. Here's what I came back to.
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>>137000823
What's it crashing on?
>>
>spend a year "reducing crashes"
>new version crashes more than ever

WHERES THE MONEY SQUAD
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>they fired Max after they realized they'd have to combine 1.1 and console versions into one update
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BADIE YOU INCOMPETENT SLUT
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I'm taking a dump, kspg
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>>137002191
So am i
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Dannie's video has an ad Eucled at the end.

I guess even he's getting his piece. Good on him.
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>>137002412
He's had those for a bunch of videos, sometimes the ad is longer than the video itself.
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Subreddit moderator getting fed up.

Looks like we have a window, boys.

https://www.reddit.com/r/KerbalSpaceProgram/comments/4ck9h2/squad_why_do_we_still_have_to_deal_with_this/
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>>137000823
And here's what this thing did when I tested getting the rover out of the bay.

>>137001513
I'm not quite sure how to interpret the error log.

>Error occurred at 2016-03-30_134740.
>C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\common\Kerbal Space Program\KSP_x64.exe, run by Me.
>56% memory in use.
>8110 MB physical memory [3498 MB free].
>9390 MB paging file [3711 MB free].
>134217728 MB user address space [134214859 MB free].
>Read from location 000000bd caused an access violation.
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>>137002537
You throw those pebbles anon
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I wouldnt be surprised if Squad is lying about framerates or all cameras aren't running on same number of frames.
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So harv, in your year of working on wheels and blogging it, you didn't once encounter any of this?

Or were you too busy cleaning Max's mess?
>>
Yo how the fuck would I do this?

I want to use 1 engine and tons of fuel tanks which I drop off as they deplete

How the hell do I do this?
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can anyone here upload 1.1 to mega?
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>>137003329
I have an image that describes it perfectly but why don't you figure it out yourself? it's not that hard.
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>>137003540
pls include mac version if you do
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>>137003650
I've tried everything

I have an Mk1-2 Command Pod
Underneath this is a Rhino Liquid Fuel Engine
I can add a stack of fuel tanks between the CP and Rhino, however since the Rhino is at the bottom I cannot drop off the tanks, and if I put the Rhino at the top everything explodes

help please
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>>137003329
HEY LOOK IT'S DROPTANK ANON BACK TO PRETEND HE HASN'T BEEN HERE THE WHOLE TIME

GO FUCK YOURSELF ANGRY ANON
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>>137003782
You do realise you can also put tanks sideways, right?
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>>137003829
I have no clue who the hell that is, this is my first time in KSP and I only have 9 hours in game, most of that was idling
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>>136978469
I definitely consider myself to be more helpful than the average billy, considering I know how to make webms and file reports beyond "lol torches look ugly pls fix".

For the record I'm not an official alpha tester, nor are any of the other people who are playing the game in question. I just want to be helpful to the people making it.
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>>137003883
I can't attach a tank to the Rhino engine, sideways or in parallel
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>>137004004
Do you know that there are radial decouplers?
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>>137004074
I have no idea how to use a decoupler
Where do I attach it? I hover the radial decoupler over the Rhino engine but there is no point of attachment
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>>137004187
I suggest you replay the tutorials.
>>
/kspg/ is CLOSED for technical support today due to the fact that we need to be monitoring conversations and throwing pebbles thanks in advance for not posting your questions today or ever again imo
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IT JUST FALLS OFF
IF I REARRANGE THE STAGE ORDER IT JUST EXPLODES

HOW THE HELL DO I DO THIS????

ALL I WANT TO DO IS FEED THE HUGE FUEL TANKS INTO THE RHINO ENGINE AT THE BOTTOM, THEN DROP THEM OFF WHEN DEPLETED
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>>137004946
>>137004226
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>>137003329
You attach them radially and run fuel pipes from the tanks you want to drop first to the ones you want to drop last or don't want to drop at all
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>>137004946
HERE IS MY SETUP

HOW THE HELL DO I DO THIS BULLSHIT

>>137005008
I already did that, I still don't get it
Please help me
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>>137005091
You best be trolling.
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>>137005091
At first, stop writing in caps.

Then you can find fuel connector pipes.
Take them, click on the side tanks and then click on the middle tank. The fuel pipe arrows should point into the middle tank then.
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>>137005202
A troll wouldn't dedicate this much time

I honestly have no damn clue how to do this, please tell me how to do this

What order to I put the tanks in
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>playing kerbal space program
>>
>fill /kspg/ with garbage as a form of salt containment
>fill /kspg/ with garbage as a form of salt containment
>fill /kspg/ with garbage as a form of salt containment
>fill /kspg/ with garbage as a form of salt containment

reddit.com/r/kerbalspaceprogram/new
>>
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/topic/135308-pre-release-on-mac-is-a-complete-non-starter/


HAH DONT EVEN BOTHER WITH THE TORRENT LOL
>>
https://www.reddit.com/r/KerbalSpaceProgram/comments/4ck8tr/question_on_11_it_only_uses_25_of_my_cpu/
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https://www.reddit.com/r/KerbalSpaceProgram/comments/4ciqo0/kerbal_11_ready_mods/d1iwfbn?context=10000
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>1.1 is finally out
>launch it
>the main menu music has been compressed like hell
>close the game
>open /kspg/

Well that was a fun release. Totally worth those extra months of deving.
>>
>>137006794
>playing with sound

>>137006385
>>137006772
>browsing reddit
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>>137005318
>A troll wouldn't dedicate this much time
Okay, maybe you are indeed new to this general.
>>
>>137006794
yeah seriously
>playing with sound

Also the backstory is that Squad decided to make the console versions but has tocharge everyone $60 for them, including the people who funded the game being developed. Since they used development time to work on console versions (and then claimed they were working on 1.1 because >one and the same) this means their very act would be the definition of fraud if it weren't for their shitty decision to jump to 1.0 and declare the game complete and early access finished.

So basically, the devs have been riding the money train ever since the white devs that made all the features that attracted people got fired, eventually steam kicked them out, so now they're selling their bloatware to every machine that can play it (and a huge proportion that can't!) and not offering refunds and oh by the way they have sold around 4 mil copies at $35 each and have a tax haven in the netherlands called Deported bv it's written into the terms of service where they're hiding all the money from Mexico

Indie mexican dev my ass

Let me know when you're ready to hear about the false paradigm.
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>>137007127
Shitposting is a false paradigm.
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Damn, there's a lot of vinegar in here. Is the pre-release that bad?
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Still doesn't work

Help please
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>>137007663
For the love of god. Fix your fucking staging.

Leave engine in the lower stage and put the decouplers in other stages.
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>>137007505
this general is filled with autistic entitled whining crybabies
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>>137007505
I actually like it very much. No idea what the other's people problem is. But I crashed a few times already and got a silly atmosphere bug. It's just a performance update, I don't know what people expected.
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>>137005091
I SAID RUN FUEL PIPES FROM THE BIG TANKS TO THE SMALL ONE IN THE MIDDLE
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>>137007802
Fixed it but still have problems

>>137008258
I ditched the small one as it caused balance problems and swapped it out for a big one

the radial tanks are all fuel pipes from radial>central
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>>137007663
Jesus Christ, you have the decouplers in the same stage as the engine.
That means they will decouple as soon as you start the engine (which is what happened in your webm).

To fix this, you need to click the + button on the organge bar above your stages and move the decouplers ABOVE your engine.

In the end, your staging should look like this

Stage 0
Decoupler
Decoupler
Decoupler
Decoupler

Stage 1
Engine

The firing order is from bottom to top, so in this case you press the space-bar once to start the engine and you press it a second time when the tanks run dry to separate them
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>>137008448
The other way arround. The engines first, the decouplers second. Come on think for a while.
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>>137008448
How about you use your brain and figure out what's wrong yourself.
Here's a hint, staging.
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>>137008448
>first stage is decouplers
>second stage is engine
>hits stage
>decouplers fire, tanks destroyed, engine not working

Gee I wonder what's wrong with that
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>>137008448
Let me guess, you didn't do the tutorials and went straight for the main game because you are too smart for tutorials, right?
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>>137008489
They'd cry no matter what the pre-release was like
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>>137008489
>reporting yuri
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>>137008448
Nope, there's no fucking way you're not trolling. No one is this stupid.
If you're actually genuinely this stupid, please get the fuck out of this thread and go be among the Billies on the official forum.
>>
Literally just pure cancerfags

It'll be weeks of this shit. Time to fight cancer with cancer.

Alright, what holes would you guys rape badie in?
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>>137008573
>>137008609
>>137008690
Ok...now the damn thing won't work. Just sits there. It's on full thrust yet won't liftoff

>>137009019
Not trolling
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>>137009219
>actually giving him help
>>
Don't respond.
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>>137009219
Please leave us. We've asked you multiple times. Please leave and take your problems with you.

We are not your tech support.
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>>137009219
That's because the rocket is too heavy.
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>>137009219
That's because you have too much weight (fuel and tanks) and too little power.
Either use less tanks, use smaller tanks or add more engines
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>>137009353
Stop helping him
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>>137009353
>>137009451
don't respond
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>>137009453
Ok.
>>
>>137009472
I am going to help the idiot and there is nothing you can do about it
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>>137009559
That's because you're spam troll #2 here to save the day from the evil /kspg/
>>
I have some tech support questions if I want to BURN SQUADCAST what's the best way to do so?
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>>137009642
Yeah, you got me, everyone is here to ruin your day, good job
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>>137009929
kys
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Gas the spics
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Ok guys, I used smaller tanks but now I have a new problem

The there is no way to tell when the fuel of the radial tanks is done, I got to Orbit and the Liquid Fuel ran out, I pressed Space and dropped the radial tanks, but there was no fuel left in the central one either
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>>137010254
FUCK OFF

AND YOUR SINGULAR SHIT FRIEND WHO IS PROBABLY YOU CAN FUCK OFF TOO
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>>137010254
>>
>>137010254
fuck off
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>>137010254
Open the resource tab on the top right
Click on the fuel, now you see on screen how much fuel there is in the tanks (assuming this works the same on 1.1, which I haven't tried), when they run out you stage and you are left with only a full central one.

You can also right click the central tank and click the small button that disables it, it will never run out until you enable it again. Use it as a reserve of some sorts, when the engine stops working it means the side tanks ran out of fuel and you can drop them, then you have to manually activate the tank again, it works the same but it's more complicated to do while flying.

When you connect tanks with fuel lines, it's as if it all becomes one big tank and that's what you see in the small fuel gauge you have next to your engine.

Seriously though, do the fucking tutorials
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>>137010328
Why so mad anon?
>>
>>137010725
don't help him!
>>
>>137010725
IT WORKED

THANK YOU SO MUCH
>>
>>137010832
Why not you fucking sperg

>>137010921
Just fucking do the tutorials
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>>137010921
What a miracle. Now kill yourself angry anon

notice he isn't "here" for once
>>
is 1.1 out yet?
>>
>>137010964
because
>Just fucking do the tutorials
he won't if you help him
>>
>>137002549
output_log.txt has the interesting information, at the end of the file. Just before "Crash!!!" may tell you what it was doing. After "OUTPUTTING STACK TRACE" will tell you where exactly in the code it happened.
>>
>>137010964
Now you've taught him that he can spam any fucking stupid question he wants and will get an answer for it, rather than using his own initiative and learning something.

Don't spoonfeed.
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>>137010986
Lol u mad as balls
>>
>>137011181
It must be hard not having a general to infest after all these years.

All that free time to yourself. The bike just rusting in the corner.

I'd say you should take it for a ride but I do remember you saying you were pretty incapacitated by your shitting disease.

Maybe you should post on /b/?
>>
>Control surface actuation speed lerps now, like other speeds
Finally! Slightly more controllable aircraft.
>>
Found what max has been up to since he got fired

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vk5VKqou7Ko
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>>136967682
They do. /xcg/ has instant deletions.
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>>137011374
Your tears as you fantasise about your enemies are so delicious, anon
Please tell me more
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>>137002785
Frame time issue. ALT + F12 shows it.

I am not going to install that horrble piece of shit. What's new?
>>
>>137012012
>tryharding this much

the funny thing is, you actually couldn't stop posting if you wanted to.
>>
>>137012259
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/topic/133679-changelog/
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>>137012360
Oh... Right.. Thanks for the spoon. Have another spoon.
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>>137012280
Must be hard waking up early in the morning to post all that stuff about Max, squad, angry anon and all the embezzlement story without a single positive reply by anyone.

Keep posting, please, I like to see how you think your opinion has any relevance in here
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>>137012484
Oh angry anon, are you mixing up anons again? You don't think I'm MAN, do you?
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>>137012604
Sounds like a strange question coming from someone who thinks everyone is angry anon
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kek
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>>137012704
le
>angry anon hasn't been here in awhile
meme

he has personalities but they all end up in the same place
>>
>>137012984
>le i'm inventing a quote you never said so i can win the argument

Please, point me where I said angry anon hasn't been here in a while
>>
>>137008975
I thought we were over this?
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>>137013758
Well this is our new hell now. Newfags entering general, scrolling to bottom, asking for help without looking at any links or discussion, reporting our regulars, then leaving (thank god)
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>>137013832
>he actually thinks they'll leave that quickly
>>
1.1 newfags gone when?
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>>137013947
Anon the prerelease would go on for months if they cared at all about doing it right and only after that will there be the "release" with even newer billies.

Also, I think they moved console release date up, I think that'll be before July.

It's gonna be a rough couple months. Better lube up now.
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>>137014098
>if they cared at all about doing it right
You fucking wish
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>pre-release forum SJWs for the next month
>then 1.1 pc billies for another two
>then console infants

just fuck my shit up I guess.

Also can someone try
>career
and see what tier 0 is?
>>
>>137015304
I will when I stream later today, but I have to go to the store.
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>>137015304
>and see what tier 0 is?
Still the same.
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>>137015304
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>>136998954
It's not an error, it's astronomical progress! :^)
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>>137015747
That's amazing, so they redid the barn / military facility for nothing?

What has their art guy been doing for the past... three years?
>>
>>137016237
He destroyed b9's work, mostly.
There's also a new water shader, but lights don't work with it.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orVsW-MkID8
>>
>>137016523
It's okay though, Dan, because we already have $100 mil in the bank so really we can keep you on staff until 2077, don't even worry about that resume have a cerveza Can you imagine what KSP would have been like if Max hadn't been so repulsive B9 left?

Can you imagine if they had made B9 the producer?

Now I'm crying
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>>137015747
Why is [Arrow Keys] in brackets? Because it's a placeholder?
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>>137017631
To denote it's a hotkey.
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>>137017801
I've spent the past two years looking for this key on my keyboard.

If only I had understood that brackets denote hotkeys. The logic is so pure.
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Is it probably that the retard was too used to Kerbal Engineer or something?

Also, is it too buggy?
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woke this morning to discover this little furball's hemerroid grew a bit. do you guys think I should go out and buy some human cream?
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>>137019861
what the fuck am I looking at
>>
>>137019907
a picture that was hard to take
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>>137019861
Yes, obviously.
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>>137020461
I'm genuinely unsure, thank you. I will go now.

Will report back with updates.
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>>137011000
The pre-release is out, only for people who own KSP on steam. Opt in to betas in properties in steam.
>>
is there a way to do pre-release only keys?
>>
>>137023067
No, the pre-release is simply a beta option in the full game. Possibly on the store since you could make a new version that never updated past the last pre-release, but that still has the exact same bandwidth issues.
>>
>>137024304
So, pay for a month of AWS, jesus fucking christ.

How much money do you think they have sitting in a slush fund anon?
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>>137024982
The fuck is AWS
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>>137025450
http://calculator.s3.amazonaws.com/index.html
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>>137025504
You better link me with a definition because there is no way I'm going to hunt that page for one
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Yeah this is fucking rocket science
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>>137025809
>Don't be ridiculous Squad doesn't have that kind of money.
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>>137019861
What is that and what is it attached to
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>>137026865
For anyone who believes this, it was recently accidentally disclosed KSP has sold 4 million dollars but that's the floor. It could be much more.

We know they had sold a million in April of last year. Then 1.0's media blitz including Pewdiepie paid for by yours truly, so that's been going on for a year. It's fair to assume they gained another 2-3 mil

So four mil. Now, KSP used to be $8, but that was when there were thousands of fans. A weighted average of the price compared to popularity shows an average price of somewhere between $30 and $35, maybe more.

So, taking the bottom estimates, that leaves us with

3 million purchases @ $30 a purchase = $90 million

Now we'll see the console versions come out, plus 1.1 sales.

Maybe consoles flop because >doa and 1.1 doesn't sell because >it looks the same and there's no hype

I think that's the scenario Squad is preparing for. A nice November 2016 shutdown, as has been planned for at least a year.

>Vague promises of KSP2
>Here's the patreon
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>>137027434
That first line is obviously supposed to say copies in place of dollars.
>>
>build spess shuddle
>green clock through whole flight
This pleases me.
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>>137027434
>A nice November 2016 shutdown, as has been planned for at least a year.
And then will we be free?
Will someone be able to fix KSP or make something better than it?
At the very least, we'll be certain that KSP won't get any worse
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>>137027960
our mods will stay up to date
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>>137028225
No more post-update drama
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>reasons to keep KSP store purchase:
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>>137028348
No more Squad weighing it down.
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Ready for 1.1?
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>>137028467
It'd be the greatest thing to happen to KSP and/or /kspg/
By god, just let it all end
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>>137028542
It's just a prerelease :^)

Just report the bug, Squad will fix it :^)
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>>137028691
that's 1.0.5
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>>137025809
Still have no idea what that shit is about
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>>137028758
I-- I can't help you.
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Didn't they say they'd improve water rendering? Here's my craft landed on water with the camera being underwater. This doesn't look right at all.
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>>137029086
Try to explain it in very simple words
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>>137029689
Mexican internet slow.
American internet fast.
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>>137029656
did they fix the issue of the bottom not being the bottom?
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>>137029973
Yeah, looks like that's been fixed.

Spoilered the image because I don't wanna post two KSP images in a row.
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>>137030668
Can you go through that?
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>>137030668
Do jet engines still work underwater
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>>137030668
>>137031009
You need to be further out. Middle of the ocean
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>>137031009
Go through what? The ground?

>>137031137
As you can see.

>>137031181
Okay will test a bit further out.
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>>137031286
>>137031181
Okay, I went deep into the ocean, saw the ground, then the ground was gone and I only see dark blue and next my ship crashes into somethin.

So no, it seems to be not fixed.
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>>137031661
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>>137031661
Welcome to hell, Doodby
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>>137031661
You have to be 1km below the surface for that to happen, and KSP is a spaceflight game. You can see why this is low priority.
>>
http://strawpoll.me/7229916

I just have to know
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>>137032261
Yeah remind me what the high priorities are again?
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>>137032917
Probably things related to the complete UI overhaul, you know, crashes and such.
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>>137033094
Right, I mean, they just spent a year on those, and turned 4 fps to 12 fps, and didn't make any structural changes, so, I'm asking, what are the priorities now? or what do you think they should be?
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>>137033665
The priorities are those things for the pre-release, after that it's probably going to be graphical shit to reduce the performance back to 1.0 levels.
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>>137033816
Ah yes, that's right.
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CUTE
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C U T E
U
T
E
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>>137035031
>no puppy mouth
>cute
>implying
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>>137035289
>>137035031
Nah
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>>137035401
>hognose
>hog nose
>expecting a puppy mouth
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mfw pre-release
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72 days
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Goodbye hognose snek
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>>137036765
What happens on June 10th?
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>>137037239
That's anons prediction for console releases.
>>
KSP GOG vs Steam? I've got it on gog but I can get it on a sale right now. It's about 13 USD, I buy in PLN though.
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>>137037239
Something qt

>>137037445
No.
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>>137038046
>inches away from calling you angry anon
I really do need to get a grip.
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>>137038046
Wedding?
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>>137038771
KSP has a 97% positive user rating
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>>137039003
And it will literally never be a complete game :^)
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>>137038205
Why? What did I do?

>>137038252
I wish ;_;
>>
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/topic/135179-info-on-how-to-convert-your-plugin-to-ksp-11/&do=findComment&comment=2483147

Poor freethinker getting bullied by Sarbian he doesn't deserve it, the forums are mean.
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>>137039243
What it is then anon?
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>>137039867
my qt bf will be here! :3
And we will do this! :33
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>>137040090
Oh okay.
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>>137040090
But... That's gay, anon...
>>
wall when
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>you will never have sex with a European prostitute trained to act like a sex doll.
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>>137040504
So gay.
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>>137040090
Congrats anon!
>>
http://bugs.kerbalspaceprogram.com/issues/7633
>Prebaked lighting in VAB is missing
If Bac9 just happens to be lurking.
>>
TWITCH DOT TV SLASH SNEKPOSTER

1.1 STREAM STARTING IN MERE MOMENTS
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>>137042334
Already crashed on loading wew lad
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>>137042334
But I'm stuck working for at least two more hours, even though there's nothing to do :(

I had to walk the Vice President of my company though the changes I made here though, so that was exciting.
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>>137042613
You're not on Mac are you?
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>>137041007
That's the wrong kind of gay, anon.
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>>137042647
Are you the guy who said he had a meeting with a bitchy coworker about unfair workload or some shit like that?
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>>137041135
>There are apparently 2 blue lights that work. So it's actually just 100 or so lights missing.
kek
>tfw baccie showed them the True Path but they were blinded by the light
>>
>>137042754
hey, are you?
can you upload a mega?

I'm anti-steam. but I want to bug hunt
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>>137044949
I was asking because Mac builds don't work.
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>>137045080
some do

I want to experiment

a mega would literally save my life I'm so bored right now
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>>137044949
>>137045251
>using a mac
>>
KSP Android port with facebook connectivity and in-app purchases when
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>>136949057
1.1 is a lie
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>>137042647
Nope, that was another anon.
>>
D-does anyone wanna get drunk?
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>>137047529
>he is not already drunk
step it up!
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>>137047529
Definitely, today has sucked but I need to make it though one more hour.
>>
>>137047529
I AM ALREADY DRUNK ON ALL THESE FEATURES SQUID ADDED

THEY BLOATED THE FILES SO MUCH, NOW YOU CAN STABILIZE THE GAME WITH LESS MODS
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>>137048140
whats up with the cute stuff?

post more
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anyone tested the raster prop monitor on 1.1
thats the only must have mod I need
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>>137048131
two shots in me belly. beer time!
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>>137047529
>>137048790
cheers!
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uh guys
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>>137047529
What are we drinking tonight anon?
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>>137049378
That's been that way since 1.0.
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>>137049378
I'm just trying to figure out what they could have changed that would cause that. Unity 5 issue? Caused by x64? What the hell?
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>>137050453
see >>137050062

So it's not a Unity 5 issue. Start using your dumb girl brain. It's probably a "feature" just like jets working underwater. I don't even know exactly where the problem is, he just uses whack a kerbal and the ball flies out of the scenery into another building. So what?
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>>137049764
I've got a handle of Jack Daniels to finish off and some beers. You?
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>>137051195
Sorry, I didn't notice whack a kerbal was open. I thought they were saying it just randomly exploded. I knew whack a kerbal did that.
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>>137051952
Open your eyes.
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>r8 my wheels
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>>137053237
Reminds me of the two wheel thing that 4 armed "not a robot" drives in episode 3.
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>>137053237
those will make nice giant space robot tits
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>>137053491
Most important use right there.
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sup /kspg/
http://strawpoll.me/7149618/
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>>137054415
I keep voting on thee same thing every time you post that, I don't know what you are expecting from reposting the same poll for days
>>
dae grills r stupid?
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>>137057019
girls are gross
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>>137057238
Girls are scary
>>
girls are cunts
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>>137057498
Girls have cunts
>>
>tfw satchie is a cunt
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how's 1.1 guys?
t. mac user who hates steam
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>>137058120
>mac user
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>>137057373
girls are mean

>>137058120
>giant performance improvements
That's about it. If you ask me it's the best update in years, but that's not saying much, honestly.
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>>137058674
I have been playing slideshows since 2014

I honestly kind of just want to end it now
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>>137058674
Gills are evil
>>
Post comp specs /kspg/!
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>>137058964
girls are the number one reason friendships shatter
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>>137058120

Is 1.1 out or not? My steam version is still 1.0.5
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>>137059784
Girls are the number one reason people's lives shatter
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>>137059860
The pre release is out. Go to KSP's properties in steam and opt in to the beta.
>>
>>137047529

Im trying to lose weight so no :(
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>>137059860
Prerelease is up. It's in the betas tab under KSP's properties in Steam.
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>>137059860
The buggy pre-release is.
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>>137060083
Really? I thought it was a failure to accept responsibility for your own shortcomings :^)
>>
>>137059398
But I'm not on my PC right now And I don't know shit without looking.

>>137060118
Post belly.
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>>137060150
>>137060124

Thanks senpai
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>>137060273
Meant to quote
>>137059931
>>
>>137058842
Don't die.
>>
Hullo ksp! ヽ(°◇° )ノ I'm new so be nice. ^_^ is this a fun place? I read a little but didn't really understand what ur talking about. Anyway what's your favorite rocket you built?
>>
Anyone kind enough to upload it for us plebians who dodged the bullet didn't bought this masterpiece?
I invested my hard earned shekels in factorio which is quite good actually but I still wanna shitpost with you guys
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>>137061989
Max pls
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>>137062205
But that would be illegal!
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>>137061989
Hi! Thanks for coming! After about a dozen posts we find your identity, cyberstalk your family, and harass your school under your name

I hope you have fun posting with us!
>>
>>137062205
+1 upboat to this
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>>137062706
>implying
But even if we say piracy is akin to theft it isn't , it's stealing from mexicans. It isn't illegal, it's the circle of life
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https://www.captionbot.ai/

Another silly AI!
>>
It's nice to meet you (´ω`) why do you have that black stuff on your writing? I can't read it.
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>>137063763
Mouse over it friend who will soon be dead
>>
>>137063763
>using silly symbols faces
Snekfag stop it, we know it's you
>>
137064234
Haha yur funny but my mom said be careful on computer so I am
>>
137064563
What is snek?
>>
>>137054415
Stop doing that, Turkey.
>>
>>137064671
she also said something about talking to strangers If she's a good mom I'll find out soon enough
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>>137064861
A snek
Not the kind you eat tho
the kind that eats YOU
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>>137064915
Yay! Hi Iowa! :D
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>>137065108
Stop forcing it.
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>>137063763
Watashi namae wa 「アイオワポスター」desu.

>>137065108
Sup, yurigrille.

How's that 1.1?
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>>137065536
Downloading now. Hotel internet isn't impressive though. Too cheap to pay for the "premium"
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>>137065893
>Premium
What's the speed of the regular one?
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This is what the vab floor looks like for me, even on lowest settings.
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>>137067156
What does the big flag on the wall look like for you?
>>
>>137067080
>>137065893
>>137065536
>>137065108
Please stop this avatarfagging madness.

I was always quite happy /kspg/ never had this /vg/ problem, but both of you are currently shitting on it.

You post images that serve no purpose other than showing that it's you. Please stop that.
>>
>>137067080
On day one I ran a speedtest and it was decent. ~40mb/s down. Right now though? ~50 kb/s
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>>137067156
*sph

>>137067323
distorted af
>>
Why are all the UI proportions so fucked up?

>jump between 90% and 100%
>8 year old hasbro or unreadable tiny buttons
>yellow text notifications fucked up by ui resizing
>>
>>137067828
Consoles
>>
>>137067828
You can tweek them in the options.
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>>137067342
>Implying this hasn't already existed.
>Snek
>Catfucker
Besides Iowa and Yuri are cool so far.
Except for being a gross girl
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>>137067342
Excuse me? Nobody's shitting on anything, we just happen to like anime girls. You're the only one thinking I do that to be known or some inane shit. I think these (if borderline lewd) control the nerds who start posting stupid shit that would actually ruin the general.

>>137067531
That's slow as fuck. Would it be really worth the wait though?
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>>137069289
It better be. But at least I don't have to put up with this much longer. I finished the job out here early and drive home Friday.
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>>137069083
No they weren't avatarfags. They were just namefags. Sometimes they post something making you know who they are, most of the time they just shitpost like everyone else. They don't post a shitty image attached to every fucking post without any purpose that has nothing to do with anything.

>>137069289
And I like Coca Cola. Would you like if I attach a coca cola image to every post I do? Your image adds nothing. It's only there to make yourself some kind of e-celeb on this board. You're forcing yourself in becoming a meme.
I don't quite understand how you "control" nerds. Makes no sense for me. If you can explain that somehow do it.
For me it just looks like your craving attention.
>>
>>137069771
>Implying you have to look at the image.
They are hurting ex
>>
>>137069976
What does that have to do with anything?

It's like saying you want billies to invade /kspg/ because you can just ignore them if you don't like them.
>>
>>137069976
Piece of shit phone.
Exactly no one, the only time anyone actually cares is when butthurt fuckers like you have to come and make a spectral of it.
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>>137070138
Read
>>137070169
>>
>>137070169
see >>137070138
And then explain why you have the need to avatarfag.
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>>137064861
H-hullo?
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>>137069771
>Every post
But you're wrong, faggot. Not every post I've done has had Iowa or another KanColle girl in it. Stop being such a weak fucking sister, it will die whenever I get tired of it.

>>137070138
Yes, you can ignore, don't you have any self control? Actually, can you control who comes and go?

And ask yourself this, would an image of a shitty drink mellow the tension through mild stimulation?
>>
>>137069771
>adds nothing
Gotta love when you see one of your memes out in the wild on its own
>>
>>137070776
Why do you have the need to avatarfag?
>>
>>137071251
Why do you have the need to label people?
Why can't you just shut the fuck up about it?
These stupid discussions are worthless.

>>137069707
Nice. Nothing like home.
>>
1.1 torrent wen
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>>137071970
But anon, it's just a beta :^)
>>
>>137071831
No avatarfag ever answers why they do it. Because it's just for one reason: they're attentionwhores.

To answer your questions.
>Why do you have the need to label people?
But you label yourself by avatarfagging.
>Why can't you just shut the fuck up about it?
Because attentionwhores annoy me.
>Yes, you can ignore, don't you have any self control?
I'd have to ignore half of this thread for it.
>Actually, can you control who comes and go?
No, but I never claimed I did.

And I'm pretty sure you wouldn't just ignore every post if this general would become like reddit or the forums, everyone just praising Squad.
You would fight back, which is a typical human reaction, I do the same, so do you currently. If people would just ignore everything that's not how they like it, the world would fall in total anarchy.
>>
>>137071970
I just returned the copy I bought
>>
>>137072702
breddy good idea, but I don't think you can return and buy the game whenever there's a new version coming out, the steam support would become suspicious
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>Two hours
>KSP download complete.
>Click Play
>"Updating KSP" 99Mb "Ready to launch in 1 hour."
Fuck you Steam
>>
>>137072934
And you're still avatarfagging for no purpose at all.
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Ready for 1.1
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>>137073391
It's an easteregg :^)
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>>137073048
CAN YOU STOP REGULATING THREAD CULTURE

Seriously you're more annoying than Him. Just fuck off and mind your own beeswax
>>
1.1 crashed with six parts in the sph :^)
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>>137072473
>Not liking total anarchy
is there even hope? Every single human is up for themselves and their family.
You're right though, I'll keep posting Iowa or Prinz Eugen or Ise and you'll get triggered because you think I'm avatarfagging.

Why are they bothering with a beta again? Why not just launch it as is?
>>
>>137073951
>thread culture is now a person avatarfagging
Wow, how much we've fallen.
>>
>>137074121
And still you're not answering why you avatarfag in the first place.
Even more, you're actually denying you're doing it at all.
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>>137074141
You're seriously annoying though.
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>>137074459
Answer me this,
is it disrupting any "discussion"?

This too,
are you catfucker?
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/Kspg/ is fighting again :( What happened to Hugs and giggles?
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>>137074509
I know I am, and I'm sorry about that, but these attentionwhores annoy me more. I tolerated them for a few days now, hoping they would just stop from themselves, this was not the case.

>>137074696
Disrupting is no discussion, but neither is avatarfagging helping any discussion.

And no, I'm not catfucker, but atleast he's not as annoying as you are.
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>>137074940
You're welcome to leave at anytime if you don't like the general anymore.
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>>137075064
Now that just sounds like you're trying to take over the place.
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>>137075064
But I love this general, avatarfagging is just the worst form of shitposting on 4chan. If you need to have a name then visit a forum, but not an anonymous imageboard..
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>>137074940
>avatarfagging
Well, I deny doing that.

>but atleast he's not as annoying as you are.
Stop with that shitty hypocrisy, you're being the most annoying poster right now, try to deny that.
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>Doesn't like anime girls
Bitch, you better like you cat then.
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>>137075603
I already said I know I'm annoying. But I'm going to raise my voice about this bullshit.

>>137075672
I like anime girls. I love anime and yes, cats are best pets, but what I hate are attentionwhores and avatarfags.
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>>137075943
What bullshit? You think I'm an attention whore just because I post my favorite boatsluts? You think I have other intention rather than just sharing boatsluts? Fuck you, aren't you just too anally devastated for no reason?
>>
Man, I miss the palm trees
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>>137063541
Ayy

Oh thank god I'm not the only one who thinks they're a little bit irritating
>>
playing 1.1

thinking about retiring

really this time

when Max isn't part of squad, I don't hate their work anymore I even feel what I think is hope?
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>>137076749
Shit, forgot pic
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Don't have a great feeling about this.
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>>137076480
I would have totally accepted that you just want to share your boatsluts. But it's been going on for days without end.

>>137076919
The performance really is something great, isn't it?
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>>137077085
KSP doesn't support opengl anymore, if you have that setting in Steam, remove it.
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>>137077085
are you forcing opengl?
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>>137077085

You should disable opengl
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>>137077085
Disable force opengl

I had that too at first.
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>>137077085

Do you use opengl?
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>>137077153
>>137077168
>>137077224
>>137077310

Thanks guys. And lady.
Fixed it right up.
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>>137077310
Why are you avatarfagging?
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>>137077106
>For days without end
I was banned for three days, are you retarded?

>>137077085
Your graphics card, not us :^)
>>
>legit question about KSP
>immediately gets a bunch of replies
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>>137077106
there's little things that are annoying, but they actually did the fucking work this time

I wonder how much turkey got to implement his methodologies versus harv could lead without marketingcancerfag ruining every meeting with his mediocrity
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>>137077581

Disable opengl
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Apparently this thing can't really handle furry porn
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>>137077504
Go away culturefag

or I could celebrate retirement by namefagging for a whole week straight
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>>137077721
You killed it. I blame you.
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>>137077937
haha
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>>137077530
Well, your shitty avatarfagging friend did the rest for me. You know, the one who browses /b/ and pretends to be a girl.

>>137077721
It has a general problem with drawn stuff.

>>137077794
>hating on attentionwhores makes me a culturefag whatever that even means
Fuck off.
>>
>>137078030
I support this anon.
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>>137078030
That's gonna be difficult. I plan on shitposting hard this week.
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>>137077937

It's probably disabling opengl
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>>137077937
Wouldn't be the first time I've shut something down with cat dicks

I think?
Have I done that before?
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>>137078030
>friend
is that true yurigrille?
I'm lmaoing at your anal blast
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>>137078343
And still you haven't answered why you avatarfag.
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>>137078534
Just disable opengl, and see if it works.
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>>137078343
Of course you're my friend.
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>>137078343
>>137078689
In any case, I've been here for nearly 3 years now, which I'd like think makes my opinion on the status of the general carry at least a little weight, and now I know that I'm not the only one who shares this opinion
So I'm hoping now that it at least means something when I say pls stop
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>>137079001
How does it feel to be the one asking for people to stop doing something?
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>>137078689
These are the good feels I like from this general
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>>137079074
It's not very great when I am or at least it feels like I am the only one
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>>137079001
Stop posting cats and catdicks and asking people if they have pets then.
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>>137079203
It would be a good feel if the person wouldn't just do it to crave attention.
It's much more valuable if a random Anon tells you that, not some attentionwhore who only does it because he knows it will make you like him.
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>>137079290
You're not the only one, I just find it interesting that you're asking people to stop doing something and they're refusing, when that's exactly what you've been doing.
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So did the forums and reddit blow up like in 0.14 beta release?
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>>137076919
>hope

You poor silly man. The worst is yet to come.
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>>137079368
Stop that buttblast. Get over it.

>>137079001
You too, furry.
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>>137079304
I couldn't post pictures of my cat or cat dicks as much as they post anime grills, or even as much as snekfag posts Scully, even if I wanted to
I mean, I could take more pictures, but I'm too lazy to do that
>>137079443
At the very least, they can tone it down to snekfag's level
Ideally less, because at least there's something interesting about seeing new pics/webms of Scully, there's nothing interesting about generic anime grills
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>>137079443
Well, to be fair, catfucker toned down all this talk to an all time low. He even asked if he should do it less, because it started annoying many people and he actually did when people told him to.

>>137079770
I will stop when the avatarfagging stops.
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>>137079880
>Well, to be fair, catfucker toned down all this talk to an all time low. He even asked if he should do it less, because it started annoying many people and he actually did when people told him to.
I suppose you're right, it has been lessened recently. But it's still interesting to me, the way someones perspective on things may change.

Just like it's interesting to me that this discussion seems to have followed the steps in https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fW8amMCVAJQ
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>>137080162
Well, at the very least I did acknowledge how I could have been annoying, even though I think there was at least one person defending me, though I could be wrong
The moment someone bothered to point this out to them and asked them to stop they started sitting there and saying "why should I" and "lel mad"
>>
>>137078689
u too
;^)

>>137080162
I started because someone wanted me to do that and it soon became an addiction. I guess I'll tone it down
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>>137080514
Thankyou.
>>
Okay, I'm over all the spoiler images of anime girls and shit...

I lurk this thread for entertainment, and even though catfucker has been overdoing it lately, this other shit is to much...

I recommend flooding the thread with sermons of remedial, or even "false paradigm" posting to kill off this new cancer...

I rarely post, but have been here for years, and it feels like we're being invaded again
>>
>>137080742

He could at least have the common decency to post some plane girls.
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>>137080742
Seconding. The yuri is fine, but WAY to much in volume. Tone that shit down to a trickle instead of a deluge.
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>>137080986
What a shit taste. I would never do such thing.
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>>137080986
Is there porn of plane girls and aircraft carrier girls?
How would that even work?
>>
Are we allowed to all be friends again now?
>>
>>137081217
>>
>ISS is a whore who gets docked by rockets of all races in front of the whole world
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>>137081273
Well we seem to have come to an amicable agreement, I don't see why not.

There's no reason to namefag though
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>>137080742
>1.1 hits
>performance increasements are gigantic
>no bug from 1.0.5 fixed
>some bugs are as old as the game itself
>every bug has been ported from Unity 4 to Unity 5
>this is somehow okay in the year 2016
>reporting bugs in the pre-release will do nothing
>pic related

>>137080514
Thank you, now only Yuri has to understand this, who is the much bigger avatarfag.

>>137081273
Read the thread.
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>>137081349
I mean, with animu grills
With anthros it's obvious, just make the planes micro and the carrier macro and

Well, I'm still not really sure, but it's a start
>>
>>137081273

Here friendo, have a (You) Free of charge. :^)
>>
Women ruin everything
Absolutely everything
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>>137081559
<3
>>
Goodnight anons.

Havve fun in the prerelease, if you're playing it.
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>>137081416
You forget that girls are stupid and attention seekers. That's why they're not allowed here.
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>>137081650
Get over it. Nerd.
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>>137081650
The words of truth have benn spoken.

>>137081661
And now you start to namefag. Have you learned nothing? Why do you feel the need to have a name in this thread?

>>137081767
Sleep tight.
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>>137081832
Yuri fuck off
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>>137081949
Fuck me
Protip, I'm not yuri.
>>
Fuckin hell? What the fuck is wrong with you people?
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>>137079664
You're missing an exclamation point there, friendo.

We can do a little false paradigm posting if you guys want. I'm pretty outta juice, and you guys already know about the poetry of the game, and Squad's failure to find their own poetic voice, right?
>>
Why do people even want Yuri to stay, the few who do
For the sake of having a grill in the general?
Does /kspg/ not meet the diversity quota?
>>
where did the 120 million dollars go, Squad?
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>>137082232
We are not responsible for our actions.

Squad created us.

We're nothing but a test group put together to see how a horrible development and the blindness of the fanbase affects the people who actually expected a good game.

>>137082472
You have to be careful here, for not understanding people wrong. I myself don't dislike her because she's maybe a girl, but because she's an avatarfag.
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>>137082765
we can still alter the conclusion of the experiment
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>>137076480
Hi there newfriend! It looks like you haven't looked over the full catalog of 4chan boards. Did you know there's an entire board dedicated to posting Yuri images?
>>
>>137082909
Are you suggesting to BURN it to the ground?
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>>137082765
That's not what I'm asking, I'm asking why a few people want her to stay
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>>137083051
Are you retarded? Iowa doesn't have that much yuri.

>>137083184
She never disclosed her genre up until some retard that browses /b/ found about it. It's not really her fault.
>>
>>137083184
There's a difference between wanting her to stay, and not caring if she's here. Need I remind you that she never actually told us she was a girl? We stumbled on a totally unrelated thread.
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>>137083184
That's what I'm asking myself. Maybe it's really like you said, because there's the possibility he's a girl and people act pathetic.

>>137083389
He pretty much said on that /b/ thread that he's a girl. So he creates a thread on /b/ just to get attention. The typical behaviour of an attention whore. And he even posted that dumb doll in threads here and on /b/. So no, it's his fault.
>>
>she is LOOOVVVINNNGGG all this attention
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>>137083648
No, not really. I would much prefer we went back to shitposting.
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>>137082640
Actually, Squad currently is broke.

When Maxmaps left he took everything with him.

Don't forget that guy has multiple names.
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>>137083829
Do you like poetry?
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>>137083934
Don't care much for poetry. I do have some creative writing I do in my free time and like to read though.
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>>137084117
What about kitty balls
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>>137083628
Who the fuck cares?
It was on /b/, not on /kspg/.
>>
I've said it before and I'll say it again. What does it actually matter if Yuri is a girl? What does that change?
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>>137084452
stop fucking bringing it up
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>>137084452
Nothing, only retards make a fuss about something inane.
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>>137084183
I'm fairly sure we've had this discussion before.
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>>137084485
I didn't. You're the morons arguing about this.
>>
reminder we are all fragments of catfucker's annihilated moral subconscious
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>>137084608
I'm pretty sure we haven't, though
I've asked you if you had any pets, but not if you like animal genitalia at all
>>137084738
It's true, Yuri's a manifestation of my latent femininity and my desire to be the little girl
Of course, this is going to be met with hostility from the rest of my mind
>>
Oh, look, 1.1 is what 1.0 should have been.
>>
>>137085024
But it would have too a year to realease 1.0 then.

And during that time KSP would have already been forgotten.

And you still forget that there are TONS and TONS of bugs in the game, that will never be fixed.
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>>137084932
>Of course, this is going to be met with hostility from the rest of my mind
That's amazingly accurate.

Also >>136741046
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>>137085203
Ah

Why not?
Don't you want to play with these balls too?
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Tell me about Maxmaps. Why did he leave the Squad?
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>>137085545
He started believing his own lies.
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>>137085526
No, not really.
Balls are gross.
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I have discovered a better way to pleasure my dog.
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>>137085939
>Balls are gross.
Now, I'd understand if you were talking about hairy man balls
But cute little fuzzy cat balls?
Covered in soft, fluffy fur?
>>137086261
Do elaborate
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>>137086361
I sort of flick my tongue back and forth on the bridge between her urethra and vagina.
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>>137086575
Well, that's more or less where the clit should be
I'd imagine she'd like that
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>>137086717
It could also be that the actual fortune cookie that I was rubbing isn't that sensitive.
>>
>>137085545
>In the rapidly growing, expanding, connecting world of the 21st century...

Are you worried about losing me, Max?
>>
>>137086361
Tfw I thought we were going to have a decent conversation.
>>
>conduct focused survey of kerbin

literally the worst missions
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>>137087247
How did she react when you did that?
>>137087493
Are you telling be furry cat balls don't make for a good topic of conversation?
I mean really, just take another good look at those balls
At the very least, you can't really say that they're gross
>>
I wonder if you could port KSP to Atari 2600.
>>
>>137087625
>career

>>137087729
fuckoff iOS is next in line
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>>137087625
Still gross.

I'm going to bed anyway, I'm not feeling great.

Goodnight /kspg/, I still love every one of you, regardless of what you think of me.
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>>137087625
The same as when she gets really into it... but more so, I guess. So she shifts fully on her back and starts breathing heavy. Then she pawed the air shortly before she came.
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>>137088130
Leave it to a woman to have the most awful taste in the thread
>>137088151
Do you think she'll be more receptive in the future if you keep doing that?
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Don't rape your pets kspg
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>>137088261
Yes!
though in any case, it seems like she's gotten more receptive over time.
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>>137088452
But I'm not raping her
>>
>>137088130
Sleep well, Yuri. I'm sorry for all the hate you get but I really respect you for sticking though it. I love you too.
That gif made me smile
>>
>>137088452
Snekfag pls
It isn't rape just because you keep calling it rape
>>137088482
That's good
I hear spayed/neutered animals are usually a crapshoot as to whether or not they're receptive, it's nice that we both have pets that are ok with lewd stuff
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>>137088815
<3
>>
Since it's REAL ZOO HOURS, I might as well ask again if female catfucker isn't literally dead
He probably is
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>>137090039
Pls no. Thread was just getting comfy again.
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>>137036765
>>137038046
>something qt
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>>137090179
He hasn't been here for at least a week, he probably got somehow cucked again and offed himself
>>
>>137088815
>>137089224
There's those good feels again.
>>
>>137082232

I only see a healthy conversation here, my friend
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>>137090283
>Offed himself
Like all zoofuckers should
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>>137090519
What's wrong with loving your pets?
>>
Maxmaps has been asked to rejoin Squad.

That is all.
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>>137082640

They donated it to Bernie Sanders.
>>
idk about zoo but 1.1 has such a good framerate i now need to worry about my animal attacking the ship on my screen
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>>137090519
>zoofucker
Is that someone who fucks zoophiles?
>>
>>137090652
hello where is the proofs
>>
>>137090601
I love my pets, but what you're doing is absolutely disgusting and disgraceful to all petowners.
>>
Ooooooman that fart was a wet one.
>>
>>137090909
All I do is jerk him off, what's so bad about that?
>>
>>137090909
Look deep inside yourself.
What's the reason you have came to believe that?
>>
Reminder that there's still no proof that yuri's a girl.
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>>137091109

Post titties
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>>137091109
Fuckoff
>>
>>137091109
>b8
>>
I saw this spicy looking girl at the store with a very nice little perk butt. When I got in her field of view and started mirin' me mirin' her. Our eyes met and then I walked away cause she was like 15.

I had a boner on the drive home thinking bout dat butt.
>>
This thread is a clusterfuck. Can someone give me tl:dr on what I missed?
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>>137091634
I love butts
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>>137091789

Disable opengl
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>>137091634
When I'm driving around and see people walking their dogs sometimes I check out the dogs
Usually I don't see anything but the occasional sheath, but a while ago there was this woman that I saw around the same time every day who had an intact male dog
Pretty sure she fugged him
>>
>>137091789
Can't you just play 1.1?
The rest is unimportant
>>
>>137091917
anon, we're five years into an early access scam developed within a false paradigm, none of it is important anymore.
>>
>>137092043
Fuck I should have thrown "Mexican" in there somewhere
>>
http://aero.booru.org/
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>>137091789
See
>>137058964
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>>137092334
oops, wrong link
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=kantai_collection
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>>137088261
Yuri is probably cuddling Rufus in her sleep right now. Is that enough to get you off?
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>>137093272
That's a stuffed animal
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>>137092486
Again, fuckoff. Anyone being a girl had nothing to do with this.
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>>137093362
Keyword: animal.
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>>137093559
It's still not living
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>>137093667
Maybe to her it is.
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>>137093769
That'd be weird
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>>137093956
Girls are weird.
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>>137094041
You and Yuri should just make out already.
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>>137094208
You wish :^)
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>>137094208
wait what did I just vote for
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>>137094510
You voted for kspg romance.
>>
>>137094507
I bet you think of her when you jerk yourself.
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>>137094923
>I bet you think of Iowa when you jerk yourself
Fixed that for you, friend.
>>
Is there a download for 1.1 yet?
>>
>>137095037
>I bet she thinks of Iowa when she whatever grils do herself.
>>
>>137095258
>I bet you think of her thinking of Iowa when she rubs herself when you jerk yourself
Would that satisfy you?
>>
>>137095258
jill off
>>
>>137095258
Draws pentagrams in period blood under the full moon and prays to the great tampon in the sky
>>
>>137095450
>I bet you think of her thinking of you thinking of Iowa while she rubs herself, while you jack yourself.
>>
Girls are gross
>>
Evens ksp
Odd witcher
Divisible by 29 sleep
>>
I cant wait for the 1-2 faggots continually bringing up gender topics fucking leave
>>
>>137096602
This desu
>>
>>137096558
58/29=2
Goodnight anon.
Yuri probably loves you
>>
>>137096758

I was talking about the entire number
>>
>>137096942
Then I hope Yuri hates you. And may you're game-breaking bugs be plentiful
>>
I think after 1.1 the game should be considered full release desu
>>
>>137096558

FAR doesnt work with the prerelease. Literally unplayable. Gonna play witcher, drink a few more beers, and go to bed.
>>
I think we should all just fuck cats
>>
>>137097301
>Game about space
>No telescopes
>>
>>137097301
false paradigm
>>
>>137097410
no, we should all fuck dogs.
>>
>>137098698
Cats are better
>>
>>137098848
at the very least, everyone should fuck their pets.
>>
>>137098698
>>137098848

Im not an animalfucker but the best animal for humans to fuck are dogs. We can read each others emotions and our genitals suit each other nicely.
>>
>>137098978
Yes, that's something we can all agree on

Except snekfag and the woman
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>>137099178
Dogs are an acceptable second place to cats
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>>137099187
>Not buying a dakimakura of your waifu and cuddling with it
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>>137099518
>no body heat
>no fur
>no genitals
>no breathing
>no heartbeat
>doesn't love you
>has a human printed on it
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Catfucker tone it DOWN
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>>137099851
>>137086361
>catfucker is posting images that aren't of his cat
this is fucking weird
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>>137100116
I have reaction images, don't you know
>>
>>137100237
yeah, but it's very rare that you post them.
certainly not multiple times a day!
>>
>>137100390
How do you know when it's me if I'm not posting my cat, though?
>>
>>137100573
well, you're posting them while talking about bestiality. that's unusual.
>>
>>137099851
>Implying it isn't a weird kind of one sided love that transcends every feeling known to man.
>>
>>137100685
Well, I do only have 14 bestiality pics/webms in total
Can't really use the same stuff all the time
>>137100690
That's "obsession"
Objectively inferior to reciprocated love
>>
>>137100889
>"obsession"
;_;
>>
>>137101095
Just get a cat and you'll know true love

Or a dog, if you're a filthy straightfag
>>
>>137101229
What's wrong with dog dick?
>>
>>137101585
I already told you what's wrong with it
>>
>Started ignoring my best friend for no reason
It hurts, I don't even know how to apologize

>>137101229
What's wrong with loving 2D?
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>>137101631
pls
I already showed you a dog dick you liked
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>>137101662
It's not wrong so much as it is stupid
>>137101767
You showed me one that wasn't bad, I did say it still wasn't better than cat dick
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Hey how do I into prerelease?
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>>137102212

Hate to say it but you gonna have to suck some dick.
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>>137102408

I'd do that except I got tired of being lazy and went to their site. No 1.1 for me, don't have it through steams. Cheapskates.
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>>137101857
Y-you're stupid!
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>>137103146
Shh
Just have sex with your pets and everything'll be better
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>>137103218
>rape
>making anything better
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>>137103643
You keep saying it's rape but whenever you explain why your argument is full of holes
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Tone it down catrapist
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>>137103745
Did your cat provide you with proper oral consent?
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>>137104408
He can't say "yes", but neither can deaf people
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>>137104406
That gecko is cute as fuck
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>>137104491
Yes they can, and that's irrelevant.

Your cat cannot consent. You're raping it.
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>>137104491

Deaf people can say yes but they usually sound retarded when they speak.
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>>137104573
>>137104612
Not if they were deaf since birth
But they can consent via sign language, right?
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>>137104491
>all deaf people are also mute
>deaf people also have no other means of communication beyond speech

Maybe all that toxoplasmosis has finally gone to your brain
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>>137104695
>deaf people also have no other means of communication beyond speech
No, that was leading to my next point in that speech specifically isn't needed, so long as consent can still be properly expressed via other means
Is this correct?
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>>137104648
>But they can consent via sign language, right?

Correct, because sign language is a proper language in which both parties can unambiguously converse, unlike things such as body language.
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>>137104816
So body language isn't enough, then?
If that's the case, then does this mean animals can't consent to each other?
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>>137104803
Do you mean affirmative body language and the brainpower to understand what that body language means?
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>>137104932
Most animals have their own methods of communication and "languages", which are not ambiguous.
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>>137104980
Yes
If my cat rolls on his back and spreads his legs in response to touching his dick, is that not an affirmative gesture?
>>137105045
>implying there isn't ambiguity in all natural languages
Regardless, animal behavior can and has been studied and understood by humans, especially familiar animals such as cats
If an animal provides gestures that indicate that they're ok with or even enjoying what's happening, or even outright asking for sex as non-spayed or neutered animals do, can that not be considered consent?
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>>137104980
Animals can provide affirmative body language.
A dog fucking you in the ass is a pretty clear gesture of consent, for example.
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>>137105459
Thats a conditioned response. You've trained your cat to be raped.

Congratulations.
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>>137105556
Conditioned how?
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>>137105478
A dog isn't fucking you in the ass because it feels good for the dog, it's fucking you in the ass for the purposes of procreation.

>>137105604
Training. Certain behavior = reward, in this case, you raping it.
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>>137105459
>If an animal provides gestures that indicate that they're ok with or even enjoying what's happening, or even outright asking for sex as non-spayed or neutered animals do, can that not be considered consent?

No.

The argument that the victim of a rape enjoyed the rape, and so has not been raped is trite and long dismissed, so I won't bother addressing that nonsense.

You do not understand what a cat's meows mean. You cannot speak and have your cat understand your words. Therefore, no unambiguous communication of consent can be given between parties. In that case, you cannot know if they're outright asking for sex from you, a human being, nor can you ask them for permission to have sex with them. Any sexual act you engage in with the animal in this situation is therefore rape.
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>>137105821
please do some research to verify your arguments both aren't self-defeating and aren't myths next time.
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It isn't rape if the cat loves you.
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>catfucker ignores the argument that conclusively confirms he's an animal rapist
>instead attacks another anon to hide from the truth that he' an animal rapist
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>>137106707
>spousal rape
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>>137107032
To be fair, I bet he doesn't feel fear when he's touching his diminute dick
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>>137107164
Great, he doesn't fear his rapist while he's violated. That definitely makes it all better.
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>>137105821
I believe we've been over this before
You're arguing that giving him an orgasm is supposed to be a reward for him letting me give him an orgasm, as if I'm making him do an arbitrary task using a reward unrelated to the task as incentive
If this is the case, then he doesn't walk towards the food bowl because he wants food, he does it because if he walks over there he'll get food
I don't believe I have to explain the faulty reasoning behind this
Besides, how do you explain the times when he doesn't just let me jerk him off?
>>137105892
Problem is you're assuming all the complexities of human rape victims also apply to animals
An animal wouldn't hide their discomfort, probably because they don't have the capacity to do so, they don't have sex for money, they don't enjoy it but think it's "wrong", they're simple creatures
>You do not understand what a cat's meows mean.
Except I can, that stuff is well-documented
>You cannot speak and have your cat understand your words.
I can replicate various feline gestures like slow blinking, though obviously there are some I can't like purring
>you cannot know if they're outright asking for sex from you, a human being, nor can you ask them for permission to have sex with them.
Animals do have various cues to indicate that they're willing to have sex
Non-spayed female cats stick their asses in the air and meow and such, and there's a whole "sex with mares" guide that tells you all about the cues a mare gives a stallion, and sometimes humans as well
With sterilized animals such as my cat they do still express when they're comfortable and uncomfortable, and if my cat's relaxed and sprawled out on his back with his eyes closed, he doesn't seem particularly stressed to me
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>this fucking conversation
>again
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Why the fuck is there a bird singing at 3 AM
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>>137107935
It's REAL ZOO HOURS
SMASH DAT FUKKIN REPLY BUTTON IF U UP
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>>137107935
I just diddled my dog and there's nothing you can do about it.
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>>137107479
>Except I can, that stuff is well-documented
Not him but you are stretching this a lot, you know what a sound generally means (like purring, meowing or chirping), but you can't differentiate between different flavours of the same sound (like a slightly louder purr, a higher pitched meow or a shorter chirp),so you can't ever be 100% sure of what a cat is saying.
Same thing applies to him, he probably only knows simple commands (like a loud "NO" that makes him stop what he is doing or a particular pitch in your voice when calling his name means you want him to come to you), but can't understand anything more complex than that.

>I can replicate various feline gestures like slow blinking, though obviously there are some I can't like purring
You can't ask for sex if that is what the whole argument is about. Plus you won't be able to know with absolutely certainty what exactly you are telling to your cat when you try to replicate a meow or any other sound. You just think you know that if you meow this way, then the cat understands X thing, but you can't be sure and sure as hell that faggot won't tell you if he understood.
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>>137108420
>you can't differentiate between different flavours of the same sound (like a slightly louder purr, a higher pitched meow or a shorter chirp),so you can't ever be 100% sure of what a cat is saying.
Even if I can't distinguish it myself, the minute differences, if there were any, would be documented, as is the case for prairie dogs
I haven't seen such documentation
Unless you're talking about meows in distinguishably different tones and such, those are easy enough to pick up on
Not that he meows a whole lot anyway, if I'm to determine anything it'd be based on body language, which is also easy enough to understand and well-documented
As for me communicating to him, that's not really as important since whether or not I can consent to him isn't the issue, and if I'm touching his dick my intentions are fairly obvious

And no, I don't meow at my cat, I can't do that and I'd sound like an idiot trying to do it, I meant nonverbal cues
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http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache%3Aforum.kerbalspaceprogram.com%2Findex.php%3F%2Ftopic%2F135454-buildthewall%2F&oq=cache%3Aforum.kerbalspaceprogram.com%2Findex.php%3F%2Ftopic%2F135454-buildthewall%2F&ie=UTF-8

top kek!
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>>137111379
"HAYO"?
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>>136949057
>if I'm touching his dick my intentions are fairly obvious
Cats don't have foreplay so no, your intentions werent that obvious to your cat the first few times you did that
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So I bought R6: Siege, I only played for a few hours and I'm still completing the single player stuff so I haven't touched multiplayer yet, but it's a nice game, quite different from your average FPS.
it's a very twamwork-heavy game, so I'm fully expecting lots of rage on multiplayer because of idiots that think this is CoD and don't even bother using microphones to talk with each other.
Time will tell
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Sure is ded in here
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>set PS4 on a DMZ on my router
>confirm action
>router sets DMZ
>turn off and on router
>turn off and on ps4
>check NAT
>it's still shit
>check router
>it reset the DMZ options

So basically I cant turn my router off ever again or I lose all the port forwarding and DMZ settings
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>>137114773
Go away satch
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>>137117031
Satch is not real
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>>137117031
Why would she hate Turkey?
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>>137118612
Because Turkey adds nothing.
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>>137118612
>why would a russian hate turkey
Why would a Greek hate a Turk?
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>>137119312
>>137119312
>>137119312

Get in here fegs
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nnew bread
>>137119338
>>137119338
>>137119338
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>>137119384
>>137119379
fugg

sorry for creating one too, get in the first thread >>137119312
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>>137119384
>no edition
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