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/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station

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"Make the dindus pay their way" Edition.
Threadly Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5lYNgCVwFo

Last time on /ss13g/ >>135981868
>People asking for perma to be forced labour in the asteroid gulag mines.
>mfw you're still banned LOL
>Joey Bonzo's Xenobio literary masterpiece continues.
>Remember Kids: Supermatter Kills Servers.
>Shiggy's Birthday gets crashed by bearded men in skirts.

>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
http://ss13.pomf.se/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.pomf.se/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
http://ss13.moe/forum/
http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans
http://game.ss13.moe/logs

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>Map renders collection: updated nightly
http://ss13.nexisonline.net/img/map-renders/

>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/

>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/87FjnR7M
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it all sucks
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I hope there's less waifus and husbandos this thread.
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3rd for sergei is tsun tsun
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Last time for this forced nekotoxin meme. Remember the hoodies and waifus with cat ears.
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5th for no rapefics please.
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>>136070664
5th for waifu zugzwang
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7th for ban all waifus and waifushitters
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>>136070807
Its no use, I will write them, force them on you, and then write about how I raped you with rape fics.
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>>136070924
>tfw literally who
>will never get rapedfic'd
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>>136070431
Prison Station 13 round when?
All assistants are automatically criminal labour being forced to pay for their crimes and if they fuck up their parole they go straight back to sand mining on the asteroid with shovels.
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>>136070742
Cat ears would be 80% less cancerous if they didn't add that retarded cat tail
Seriously, that's fucking catbeast tier
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>>136071084
We had a round when every assistant was valid and they were prisioners
Took them eight seconds to murder whatever was walking toward them
Cool social experiment
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>>136070742
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNWr_Jlx6p0
NEKO MIMI MODO
YES OR NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?
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post traoter item ideas
>pneumatic pump: attacking somebody with this inserts the nozzle, then using it while its inserted pumps it. one pump makes the target bloated and sluggish, two pumps makes them even slower, three pumps renders them completely immobile, and pumping them a fourth time or attacking them with a sharp object while they're immobile will cause them to pop, gibbing them
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>>136071457
Dobson go away
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>>136071357
Thanks, Japan.
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Okay which one of you did this

>>/k/29342440/
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>>136071034
Well anon, thats why the person in them is a no name, so you can self insert. Or I could just slap your name into it, your choice. I got a changeling one in finalization, and an grey MC fic in early stages. The slime one is still rough. There is my shill for the books, look for "Mixed Biology", "Controlled Variable", and "Liquid Love" in the future weeks.
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>>136071563
I'm retarded
>>>/k/29342440/
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>>136071684
Yes, you are retarded. And continue showing it.
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>>136071684
>link sends me to /k/ catalog

Good job friend.
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>>136071684
and you still are
how hard is this
>>>/k/29342440
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>>136071357
>Not linking the best one.
Here you are https://youtu.be/pupTowgpVVo
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>>136071684
How is this even ss13 related? This is most likely poking fun at the "if there were two people on the moon and one killed the other" joke.
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xth for reban termed
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>>136072032
I think he might actually have been trying to link to
>>>/k/29342490
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>>136070664
julia please stop
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>>136072728
not even me friendo.
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SUE BOWCHIEF UNBANNED WHEN?!?
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>>136070431

1st for admins are real shit and soon there will be only boring peoples + some newfags left
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>>136072310
Yeah I just completely forgot how to 4chan since I almost never link across boards.
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>>136072728
Not julia. I can simply smell a tsundere when I see one
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>>136073748
Julia is just a shitter with a trobbing erection
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>>136073927
not really.
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>>136073153
THE REAL WAIFU
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>me and my waifu
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>>136074115
>she'll table you
>then hug you
>then shoot you in the face because she 'didn't know how guns worked'
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Oh right, I forgot to address what you said when you actually said it:
Go fuck yourself
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>>136074007
shut up Julia
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>>136074287
don't insult me in the thread
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>>136074007
>>136074413
stop calling me tsun tsun
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>>136074553
That was me though. You white haired tsundere faggot
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>>136074646
Me being who?

I'm not fucking tsundere you shit.
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>Clown
>Get a pAI named S.A.B.R.I.N.A.
>We get a space suit and jump into space
>Destination: Clown roid
>Gotta find the chosen land
>On our way there Sabrina makes bananas and I toss them randomly
>Starting to think that bringing emergency oxygen tanks was a bad idea
>Suffocate
>Teleported back to the station and revived
>This time I use Sabrina's wirejack to bust into EVA
>Engineering hardsuit replaces my shit space suit
>Get two oxygen tanks
>Into space (again)
>Along the way we spread bananas through the cosmos
>Hit the Derelict and then the clownroid
>Open the crashed shuttle to find my dead brothers
>Gathering Bananium when a Miner appears
>Arrange for materials and tools to build clown station
>He goes away to get the stuff and I borrow his drill
>I manage to drill out the entire clownroid while waiting
>The Emergency Shuttle has been called
>Fug
>Hop over to the Derelict
>Then to the teleportal sat
>No crowbar so I jump over to the ruskie DJ station
>Spend a minute setting up the transmitter
>Apparently the other miner was trapped on the derelict
>Consider suicide so I show up as dead on the monitor and get teleported
>Hey, is that a space pod?
>Steal it and fly into space
>Hit the Goonecode station
>Put a new battery in the APC for the teleport
>Set it up to send me back to the station
>We get back and Sabrina tells me to "RUN"
>30secs left untill shuttle leaves
>Sanic speed down to escape
>Shuttle leaves just as soon as I see it
>Headbutt the window in anger
Sabrina you were cool tho.
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>>136074786
Now now, Im just here for my daily (you)'s is all
But really mang youre tsundere as fuck
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>>136074919
thanks, I love playing pAI, it's comfy.
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>>136065281
Hey. Hey buddy. He was a traitor, died, and used information from his past life to frame the person that activated him because he felt it would be boring to be an assistants pAI. He did all this without any in game knowledge of the events that occurred in his previous life or during the time he was observing. He was a cunt hair away from being perma'd. We are absolutely humorless about metagay.
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SHIGGY.

I AM SORRY.

YOU CAN DO YOUR MEME NEXT ROUND, I WON'T STEAL IT AWAY FROM YOU.
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Sorry to the det, i fucked up that shot and i didn't see the stopped time
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>>136075764
It's okay I'm currently under the influence
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>>136075643
That you are. You almost got me for metagay as a pAI for guessing where the nuke was being armed by looking at the pinpointer. Even as a pocket pal you can escape the bwoinks that come with silicones

Fun stuff
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>>136070659
>not liking husbandos

get outta here
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>>136076012
Drink up
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>>136076012
Good, being drunk makes for better roundsenjoy your pAIfu
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>>136071084
Seeing as we have larger maps now, we can probably take a page from Taxi Station and put some asteroids outside the station's zlayer.

But I was thinking something a little more extreme. Actual Dwarf Fortress mode, like Dragonbro likes to do, without moving everything to the asteroid. Imagine snow map, but rock map.

Just make Box, and replace all space tiles on all Z layers (aside shuttle spawn locations like nukeops) with rock walls with ores and digsites. Nukeops/Raiders can get ddrills so they can dig to station quickly and just ddrill into the walls for a stealth op. The c4 explosions they use can be blamed on a Gibtonite boom.
Since space is now all rock walls, you can't space people that easily. But you CAN make your own ling rapecaves or cult base with a pickaxe/drill, like they always do on the asteroid.
Would give Science a use for bombs on the station's zlevel. To get rid of the red rock everywhere.

Also, give Engineers more use for their mesons and give them a pickaxe and mining scanner for digging around and defusing Gibtonite. They can fill the role of classic sappers and dig tunneols and place Gibtonite charges as needed.
The engineers can pick through Xenoarch digsites for free stacks of metal/plasteel for expanding/repairing the station.

Monster rooms may be optional for the station's zlayer, for balance reasons. Don't want to see the Virologist staring at a Goliath outside his window at roundstart due to RNG.

You can have miners/Assistants exploring zlayers without a jetpack, just running through everything on each zlayer with a Ripley or a ton of hyperzine and a ddrill, trying to find those new vault rooms and other loot.

For a gulag, give the prisoners an implant that stops them from leaving the zlayer like the nuke disk does, and they have to buy their way to freedom through enough ore gathered and processed. The money from the ore processing would go to the Warden/HoS for buying more guns from Cargo.
We Red Faction now.
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>Join as shaft miner
>Mine and do helpful things
>Vox cargo tech asks if I can get him a vox space suit
>Go to what's left of the vox station
>Suddenly aliums everywhere
>Try to escape and kill one of them before I die of blood loss, but not before screaming for help over comms
>Science is on top of shit and teleports me back
>Surgeon and chemist arguing about the best way to bring me back to life while CMO looks on
>Chemist fucks something up, but the surgeon eventually revive me
>Finally bring the vox his space suit
>He has gained access to parts of the secure storage and is trying to get some lockboxes open
>Go back into space, trying to find the clown planet
>Run out of my two jetpacks before getting there
>Meet the clown as I arrive and he ask me to bring me supplies to build a home
>Accept and go back to derelict and massdrive myself in the coffin in the chapel
>End up at a station I've never been to and go inside
>Hivebots out the ass
>Summon my goliath and basilisk and beat them down to scrap
>Drift aimlessly through space forever before science teleports me back at the last second and I manage get on the escape shuttle before being left behind
I haven't played spess in months and it was a pretty good round. I'm just sorry for the clown, who I never manage to find again.

>>136074919
I spent pretty much the entire shift in space and your banana peels were literally everywhere.
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how many units of nanites you need to turn someone into a borg?
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>>136076239
Funny, I revived both you and the clown minutes apart. Weird how you ended up meeting each other in the end in the middle of space.
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I feel as if I restored the love for telesci; because I know a dozen months back nobody used it. You know, outside of stealing petty objects and annoying people. But I don't want to ego trip about it.

Feels kinda good. Now it's not unusual to see people cooperating with mining to get ores and send tools and retrieving bodies.
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>>136076673
Nigger please, telesci has always been setting up crew monitors to snag corpses and rushing to get bananium.
Go jerk off elsewhere.
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>>136076338
i think any. It works like a virus, I think. When you get any bit of nanites in your system, the beep boops happen and it reads like a virus when you check via health scanner.

I think the cure of copper is still broken for nanite infections, though.
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>>136076065
That instance could have gone either way as well and I spent 30 minutes trying to find reasonable doubt that you did not. Had the HoS disconnected you would have been in a very ugly spot.

>>136076673
>>136076927
If this is Al Liam he really did change how people used telescience. He wasn't the only person but he was the primary force in getting telescience to be about helping the station again. He wasn't the first, but it firmly existed to steal shit and graytide before he decided to play telesci every time and rescue people.
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>>136077332
No hurt feelings probbu. I know how the situation looked
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Returning player here, how do I get rid of the gay ads.
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>>136077332
If I've learned anything from this playerbase is that the only "Monkey See Monkey Do" behavior is shitty things like exploits or ways to ruin things easily.
Good players aren't copied. He did nothing to assist.
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>>136076673
Telesci is the most unappreciated science.

Good job.
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Is it metagamey to keep an eye on Toxins Cams while playing sec? And maybe also act on a scientist making bombs, then running off with them without testing them?
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>>136077704
It's even more cancerous than waifuing someone like Julia.
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>>136077718
no
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>>136077718
It's securities job, don't forget to keep an eye on virology and the Borg cameras too.
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>>136077815
what's wrong with me?
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>>136077815
Please, silicon love is the most pure form of love as it's devoid of lust for the flesh.

I can't stop thinking Beta and it's really bothering me. Do you think they would meet up with me on vore?
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>>136077929
You're annoying, you constantly greytide everywhere, half the time when you work med, you end up in the brig, and you're a lazy chemist to boot.

plus, you don't talk to me or any other aspiring husbando, only your two fuckbuddies
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>>136078159
No
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>>136051037
It's a fitting name, don'tcha think? :^)
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>>136078191
maybe if you weren't mean.
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>>136078475
I'm not mean, I don't even talk to you because you're too busy rubbing yourself all over Shiggy/Sergay's dicks.
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>>136077929
You dont pay attention to me when you should
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>>136078729
then play a round with me
>>136078579
okay
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>>136079024
I have. Many times
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>Patrick Bateman and his pAI called J.U.L.I.A
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>>136077815
>>136077929
>>136078729
>talk with Julia in deadchat a few days ago
>first time really talking to them
>they say they see tons of tweakers every day
>they're quite knowledgeable on prescription drugs taken for recreational use
>they prefer downers and take a ton of them

Bad, baaaaad warning signs there. I've seen many people like that in my time. Both IRL, and on the internet.
Whether they're male or female, they sound like horrible low/middle class folk.
They are most likely just either white trash or a broke college student, given their behavior of doing tons of drugs and scouting out scummy/exploitable retards of the opposite sex to hang around that would give them unwarranted attention and favoritism.
Doubly so, since BYOND is something any toaster laptop can run, stealing wifi from their neighbors because they're cheapass motherrfuckers.
Not that there's anything wrong with that. Just red flags telling me to stay away from them.
I get enough of their ilk IRL, and dealing with them in space of all places just saddens me.
I'll just avoid them, like I do hoes IRL.
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>>Joey Bonzo's Xenobio literary masterpiece continues
I didn't expect that in the OP

Thanks guys
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Dream seeker instantly crashes as I try to join the server, what gives?
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Where's the goonstation files that got released? I want to host my own server to teach some friends the game and it's probably the best branch for new players.
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Anyone else's client going nonresponsive every few minutes?
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>>136082319
https://github.com/goonstation/goonstation-2016

>>136082606
Yes but I blame it on my internet. Try /.ping
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Why do people talk about Julia so much? I've never seen him do anything particularly impressive or interesting.
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>>136083294
He was shigtards ERP partner for a day or two before he kicked him to the curb.
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>>136082070
Did you recently install Windows 10 or update BYOND?

In my experience, It has to do with NanoUI AND text in the text box. Both of which are problems because BYOND is stubborn and wants to always use Internet Explorer. Follow these steps:
Uninstall BYOND.
Delete the cache and skins folders in My Documents\BYOND. Doing this will have it redownload NanoUI upon connection.
Reinstall BYOND.

If you're on Windows 10, force uninstall Microsoft Edge.
BYOND tries to use Microsoft Edge for the text box instead of Internet Explorer, and that causes instability problems. Especially when bigger text appears in quick succession, like during a shootout.
Search for Windows Powershell in your start menu, and run it as Administrator.
Enter in the following line:

Get-AppxPackage *edge* | Remove-AppxPackage

Reboot your system.
Reinstall BYOND after deleting the skins and cache folders in My Documents\BYOND.


Hope this helps.
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>>136083654
Thanks for taking your time to help, I'll try it out and see if it works.
And yeah, I fell for the W10 meme.
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Julia is rather shitty. I gave her a second chance, because everyone deserves one. She didn't change her ways at all in the grace period.

Hide Julia posters
Ignore Julia posters
Do not reply to Julia posters.

She is a generic spessman, the only thing diffrent between her and the masses is that she was a fuck doll for shiggy. She deserves as much acknowledgment as a random namer.
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>>136084373
My first encounters with Julia was him being a shitter and since then nothing has changed
All this drama doesn't make shit sense
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>>136071134
Cat ears are as retarded as cat tails your faggot.
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>>136080579
Anon, it's super simple. Just keep a list of shitstains and a list of people you can trust in your head.

Ignore the former, mingle with the latter.
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>>136084373
she seems pretty nice and does jobs well enough
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>>136084672
80% less is not that much considering how fucking cancerous they are
But they are "hats" not exosuits or something with a fucking dedicated animation
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>>136084373
Julia's okay. She's a decent enough doctor, and given time, she'll be a pretty good one; along with that, she's not fucking NPC tier and is actually moderately interesting to be around when fuck-all is happening.
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>>136084957
NPC players are better than
"-Hello sweety, what do you need?~~~"
"-Help!!! A man pushed me! arrest him!!!
"-Rude!!"
Not saying whoever you named was like that
But i think quiet players are the better ones to be with
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Gave it a shot and got rid of Edge and the cache but it is still fucking up.
As soon as I click connect and it launches dreamseeker it crashes.

Thanks for the help regardless, hopefully a future patch fixes it.
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>>136085195
Best NPC-tier players?

I like chatting with NPCs in games.
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>>136085195
that's fine, some of us just like a little RP in our spess
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>>136085195
She's honestly pretty quiet from what I've seen, although she's perfectly capable of keeping up a conversation like a normal human being. She's enjoyable to talk with.
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>>136085217
Meant for you, shit.
>>136083654
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>>136085318
nothing wrong with that
but most of that RP is
>nigger gimmicks
>bitching girls that thing they are adorable
>metabuddies that help each other
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>>136084373
Havent been playing in /vg/ server in a long time
Who the hell is Julia?
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>>136085756
the new player everyone bitches about for a week

see Sawbones, Yahir
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>>136085814
but sawbones and yahir aren't new
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>>136085217
>>136085445
Do you have any GPU controlling programs running?
I have an EVGA GPU, so it comes with EVGA PrecisionX for changing GPU clocking and fan temps and such. If I have that running while playing, Dreamseeker crashes. So I close out of that, and it works fine.
BYOND hates anything taking priority over it on the GPU, which also causes the white screen block problems some people have.
BYOND is a finicky little bitch.
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>>136085756
Some >girl that has been getting disproportionate levels of attention for no apparent reason. Unfortantly, asking "why the hell is she popular?" counts as attention, so even acknowledging the situation makes it worse.

The best thing is just forget she exists and hide all the X IS C U T E posts.
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>>136085814
>Sawbones, Yahir

aren't you a qt
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>>136083369
I did naht kick her
She's a huge cutie
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>>136085919
He's trying to say they got shit at one point in time when they were new.
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>>136086109
And here we go with Shiggy drooling over a woman he's never seen in real life, yet again.

Didn't you learn the first time?
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>>136086109
shut up shiggy, your fiance won't ever come back you boy chaser
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>>136085960
No dice, I tried closing all Nvidia related processes that was currently running, as well as turning off shadowplay and what not.
This bitch wont run for me.
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>>136086221
No earlier everyone complained about sawbones but now no one talks about him, before it was Yahir but they also forgot about him too.
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>>136086232
Did you miss the "I failed the most important criterion" post she made?
>>136086347
We talk every day
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>>136086496
I hope she gets forgotten sooner rather than later.
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>>136086232
>Didn't you learn the first time?
kek

[06:42:06]OOC: Patrick Bateman/ShiggyPiggy (@235,284,1): I don't want things I don't get
he says that now and tomorrow he says julia is what he takes when he cant get what he wants. he just latched on to julia because julia gives him attention and because his last waifu hates him
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>>136086903
What's the secret qualification shiggy. Tell us
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>>136087298
you guys obsessed with a man and his waifus might actually be even more pathetic and depressing

I just want to say something after watching you hound shiggy for days

I don't even think you play the game
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>>136077682
I don't think it's as bad as you do, but I don't think that one person can have a permanent effect by playing alone.

However to say no one ever copies good players is wrong. People copied me when I played mechanic every day. In fact, I was copying other good mechanics that played the job before me. I assimilated all the cool gimmicks and routines they did into a single package and people said I was great because of it.

That guy didn't invent using telescience to recover bodies but he did help revive the practice when telescience was primarly used to steal hardsuits and shit.

Even for milder things, I see people to this day that are copying SME designs that were copied from my SME designs. They've changed but they still have some lingering aspects that I copied from others or came up with myself.

The longest lasting effect I had in mechanics was grabbing new players that were trying out the job and teaching them exactly how I did it. They went on to do just what I did and I think that distinctively shows that people copy others both good and bad. Not just bad.

But most of those players have quit, moved on to other jobs, or so on. You don't have a permanant effect on the game like I said. Unless you become a coder and add some really good shit. And even then, the best code is often a springboard to even better coded things.

We can effect others playstyles but it's always temporary and it's best to not put too much faith in it. Still, Al Liam did influence others to play telesci like he did and that effect is still felt currently.
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>>136086453
>>136085217
Additionally, open up Internet Explorer.
Go to Internet Options by clicking the gear.
Lower the security levels to medium or low for all zones but restricted sites.
IE fucking sucks, and if BYOND doesn't get its way in using it how it wants to, it kills itself.
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>want to play a round with muh waifu
>we're on two completely different time schedules

fuck
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>>136087989
Who's you're waifu
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>>136088184
julia, duh

she a qt
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>>136087723
Addenum:
Always run BYOND, Dream Maker/Seeker/Daemon as Administrator.
BYOND wants to assume complete control of EVERYTHING or it throws a bitchfit.
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>>136087723
>>136088375
I'll try these things again soon, thanks a lot!
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>revive some guy
>he expects me to drop everything and help him robust his attacker when there are plenty of non-doctors alive and I have other shit to do
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Isn't this a video game thread? Why are half the posts about retarded neckbeard drama?
I don't want to know about no Julias or Shiggys, I want to talk about the fucking game. Please shut up, this is turning into reddit.
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how do i rotate shit on the mapper?
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>>136088613
>talk about the fucking game

Let's talk about ASIMOV!
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>>136088751
WHY IS NT DEFAULT NOT THE DEFAULT NT LAWSET

WHY WOULD NANOTRASEN USE ASIMOV AS THE DEFAULT LAWSET INSTEAD OF NT DEFAULT EVEN THOUGH THERE'S NONHUMAN CREW

IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE, NONE OF IT MAKES SENSE
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>>136088613
i agree but you'll always have the drama from your entire player base being autistic 4channers
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>>136088886
>>136088751
Non human captain is retarded, and its even more if the default is ASIMOV
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>le wifey hubby neko moths ecks dee
https://youtu.be/bulsXLM_2KE
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>>136088886
Because they're not just non-human, they're sub-human
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We should go the way of Polaris and remove non-antag vox.

Then we should add Skrell.
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>>136088535
It took me 3 months of trial and error to figure all this out and find out why my BYOND was crashing.
I just don't want to see anyone else waste 3 months doing the same and offering my steps taken to stop crashes.
>>136088613
Kind of hard to talk about a game while the game is playing, where time-sensitive information like who the murderers are can make or break a game round. This is buffer bullshit in between the 30 minute-2 hour rounds to stop the thread from getting past page 10.
I'm being tech support trying to fight the cancer and get somebody that can't play get the game playing once again.
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>>136089037
Don't confuse me with the waifufaggots

I just want some cute-ass cat ears that can't come off
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Demon summoning program for pAIs when?
100 ram, summons a random mob friendly to the player who's DNA is imprinted

GPS app. Its a GPS. 15 RAM
Adv. Radio app. Can store a 2nd channel and use it at tge same time as common

WHEN?
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>>136087298
If a waifu hates your guts it's only gentlemanly to leave her in peace
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>>136089520
>100 ram, summons a random mob friendly to the player who's DNA is imprinted

this is the actual worst idea I've ever heard
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>>136086221
I only started getting complaints 2 years into ss13 actually.
It all happened when celt posted niggly fan fiction then everyone started paying attention to me outside of "the grey md who is always there"
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>>136089358
There's a dozen servers that cater to you tes general faggots with the stupid fucking space khajiit, and I'm sure Citadel would oblige you and your fucking fixation. Now shut up and fuck off.
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>>136089776
I was referring to the greys and vox

which we also have
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>>136089520
>>136089618
Bad ideas? I got one then, why not an app that just lets the pAI gain legs like a mommi, but no hands or only 1. Hitting the pAI for a small amount of damage would cause it to lose all of a charge meter that determines how long the pAI can move before it has to recharge a bit, a 30 second cool down on being able to use your legs again would be fair. It would be a semi useful borg then but with this as a large draw back, you cant deal any damage or all of your damage you deal is zeroed out so no killbot hell.
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>>136089520
I like strange journey but your idea is shit.
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>>136090345
>angry maintenance pAI that hides from greyshit tunnel rats, hanging out with mice and ranting over comms
Give them a crayon module and we're golden
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>>136088613
FUCKING SILICONS REMOVED WHEN
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>>136089618
>this is the worst idea you've heard
>not the dobson traitor item earlier in the thread
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>tfw no qt vox gf to spess with
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>>136074165
Get that egg outta here
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>>136087989
>tfw your qt quiet nice guy literally who NPC tier husbando doesn't play during your time schedule that much
>when they do manage to play and you're on, you just would rather observe them hard at work than talk to them in-game
>because you know it will be awkward for both sides during the conversation
>when they die while observing them, you immediately follow somebody else and hope they didn't ghost and see you
>even with sprite hiding as a ghost, I feel like running away
Shy people looking for other shy guys to share shyness with hurts.
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>>136092145
who u husbando
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>met a full developed /me actions bay character on /vg/ a few weeks ago while playing bartender

It was weird as fuck man
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>>136092274
i actually enjoy people who can use /me properly

yknow what would be neat

bartender who used /me while mixing drinks

after all, bartender is an arrpee based job, so why not?
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>tfw you get front seat of an escape pod
>Space Carp out of nowhere bursts in
>Someone melts your face off trying to shoot it
>Your body protects like 6 people and lets them escape
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>>136089247
Still crashing, god dammit. I was hyped up to play again after a long time away but now it was all crushed.
Sucks that no google related search helps but thanks for all the help regardless.
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>>136092431
Know what would also be neat for a bartender?
A glass of whiskey.
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>You will never leave Patrick Bateman a note in french confessing your love but not signing it
>You will never leave Patrick Bateman 20 handmade origami hearts coloured red
>You will never subtly stalk him and write down all his movements
>You will never record your conversations with him
>You will never get away with it all and leave no fingerprints or obvious fibers

Oh wait, I just did all of that :3
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>>136092431
/me sighs
everyone is so rude

fucking arrpees I swear
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>>136092612
Christ, stop fucking feeding him.
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>>136090345
How pAI currently work is that they're a pAI mob inside a pAI object. This would be something of a project, I think, but you're more than welcome to work towards it.

>>136092612
You know PDA messages are logged publically, yes?
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>>136092274
Was it a captain?
I did that once as a meme, I even /me'd every few seconds to show inhaling/exhaling
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What happens when you combine a tator member of cargo, AFK admins, and a 2 hour 45 minute long round
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thread is p. cringeworthy to be honest
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I think the highlight of that round was my discussion with some security guy (I think it was Patrick) about the word "Fucklog"
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>>136092612
t. Naomi
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>>136093105
Wasn't Naomi :3
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>>136092705
But *sigh is a valid emote
You don't need /me for it
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>>136092802
Nah it was a truly serious arr pee doctor skipping work,I tried to keep up with all his shit but I couldn't
He even the biggest flavor text I had ever seen
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>>136092876
Not posted, the singularity having made its way to the goonesat in that time.

It was sent near roundstart, and not a single admin seemed to notice or care
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>>136092508
my b, I didn't know the beam hit you.
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is the most hats not fitting vox thing just a matter of nobody having sprited them?
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>>136093428
At least my sacrifice wasn't in vain
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>>136093157
[12:51:19]PDA: Naomi Prescott (PDA: PDA-Naomi Prescott (Assistant)) sent "Please message the detective "Patrick Bateman" and ask him to pda you back if he liked the locker. PLEASE DON'T TELL HIM WHO TOLD YOU TO ASK HIM THAT. Then respond to me with his response. OH AND AFTER THIS PURGE THIS ORDER FROM YOUR MEMORY BANKS" to Super 17 (AI)
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Little thingy i have been working tool
Its pretty much a library made for scientists and writers when some anti-science/technology paramilitary started to piss everyone off in certain sector. Then it was soon occupied by a cult that end up failing or some bullshit like that.
Its an attempt to make a comfy place for explorers and a semi-useful place for a cult base
The tomes are not imbued, the talisma is uselss, the mobs are easy to kill and they are there just to give some ambient.
The only real loot is
>three artificer shells
>a cult sword
>cult robe, suit and shoes
>a parapen hidden that im planning on removing
Haven't tested it yet, but what do you think? I think it misses something, but im afraid of overdoing it
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>>136092876
Wait. Is that a Centcomloose?
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>watching cams cause no crime
>see the captain down in genetics
>rush over
>he's OD'd himself on injectors the twat
>pic related is the chemistry fridge
>doctor ignores me saying to treat him
>stuff him full of.. well what they had
>paddling him back to life
>doc finally wakes up and tries to clone him with 150 tox damage
>
>later in the round like everybodies dead in medbay and trying to speedclone 10 people
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>>136093540
It was a 1 round gimmick, I am not a shiggy whore
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>>136093583
Put in a radiation suit locker filled with a bloody radiation suit and skeletal remains
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>>136093601
Yep, traitor cargo tech managed to get it on the cargo shuttle and ship it to centercomm.
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>>136093796
I don't know how to stuff shit in lockers or make certain items bloody, but i will try
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Cute borgs are the best players!
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>>136093481
Mostly, yes.
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>>136094117
Not sure about the bloodiness, but you can add a thing to the locker by just adding the thing to the locker's contents.
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>late join as qm
>do normal QM stuff like arm myself and loot shit
>a spider queen winds up in my office becasue a dumb miner was playing with pokeballs
>not much els happens
>for some reason the cargo shuttle is just 2 doors and a few floor tiles
>apparently centcomm accidentally the escape shuttle too
>whats left of the crew boards the pirate shuttle to try and live on the dj station
>emergency shuttle is called, we plan to all cram into pods
>I get a busted lung on the way back and manage to get revived with 1 min before lack of shuttle docks
>dash straight for arrivals pods
>first one has a ripley blocking the door, fucking asshole
>2nd one has room but as soon as enter carp start attacking
>nope out of there and try to break the ripley to move it out of the way
>suddenly someone enters from the inside of the pod
>tell them to move the fuck over
>they say no
>continue breaking ripley
>get nonantag ripley drill in my chest
>round gets delayed, b& boner starts throbbing
>apparently it was shiggy's erp fuckboi trying to hog a pod so they could erp all the way to centcomm
>probly gona get off with a slap on the wrist

SHIGGITY DIGGITY!
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>>136092145
I know that feel.
Since Hanako started playing again she has been cute. Showing lab partners the new reactions as well as working hard to us the new PR to help benefit science.
I think she saw me this morning when I was observing her and she died at the end of the shift and I freaked out and left.
It is hard knowing she would crush my soul if she found out I liked her.
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Reminder Nuke Ops is anti-waifu
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>>136095042
I was on the opposite side killing the carp screwing with pod 1 and heard the ripley say they'd move into the window to fit everyone aboard.

Maybe mixed messages and violence.
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>>136095431
yea not from my perspective. I coudnt hear shit on the other side of the ripley. and if thats true then why did the pilot of the ripley say "NO" after i asked him to move, and before he drills me to death?
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>>136095042
I'm not defending them blocking the fucking pod like a jackass, but once you brought out the laser, you shouldn't have expected them to not retaliate. That was just plain fucking stupid of you.
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>deff wins
>round ends in 10 minutes

JUST A COINCIDENCE
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>>136093683
>not a shiggy whore
Suuuure
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>>136094524
If I sprited them, do you think they'd put them in?
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>Assitant
>By luck, discover the Red wire is the test light
>start stealin everything
>set up a shot to trade valuable shit for other valuable shit
>Opening the Gretide goo-
>CAN YOU SMELELELEL
>It was a wizard round
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>>136095883
I'm not, I did a one round gimmick to play around with him.

I can't be arsed with husbandos or metafriend stuff.
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>>136095604
I stoped lasering it once someone jumped into it from the other side. then i asked him to move, he refused, so I whipped out my tomahawk to smash his shitty ripley. then he kills me. if he had just moved or let me break his precious mech so everyone could fit he may have prevented this fiasco
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>>136095604
This famalam.

The ripley shoud of been moved/destroyed. But don't bitch if you get killed for attacking someone.
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>>136095918
Yup.

Do what blithering does, post your sprites to the forums or github, and a coder will more than likely hook them up and get them in for you if you don't want to do that yourself.
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>>136095931
greytide tech assistant here, I was settling in to light up and improve maintenance
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>>136095918
I don't see why not.
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>mediborg it up
>making medication for someone when a wizard teleports in to medbay and blows themselves up
>patch up all their external bleeding and they emp me and teleport away
>Tell them they have internal bleeding and need surgery not to die
>They just keep teleporting around while I try to heal them
>They go in to virology and touch all the infected monkeys
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>>136095597
No idea, maybe he wasn't talking to you and he was a massive cunt. I definitely saw him say it. What a mess.
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>>136096003
>kept attacking the Ripley when someone was it

Again, the second you started fucking attacking them, you basically voided any right to not get clamped/drilled.

Don't start shit if you aren't willing to get fucked up over it.
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You should've just accepted the treatment against internal bleeding, wizzie
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wat
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>>136095974
yea, not like you had a chance with the competition anyway
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>>136096045
>>136096087
Where do I download the sprites for reference? I'm assuming there's a spriting guide on the wiki
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Space Chess
Antags v Crew
Yes or No?
Anything you don't agree with?
Should i make something more important with my time?
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>>136096196
Yes, all mobs have an internal reagent container.
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>>136096121
top fucking kek
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>>136096215
I'm not a shiggy whore
I don't want to be a shiggy whore
I will never be a shiggy whore

t. not a shiggy whore
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>>136096265
Yeah but it's still weird that he started getting reagents from smashed bottles
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remember to pet your borer daily
also, any requests?
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>>136096226
You can download a .zip file of the whole repo from Github.
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>>136096245
Make the tiles in a checkered pettern like a normal board, keep the tile choice though.
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>>136096245
neat/10
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Wizard replaced with Raging Mages or mixed antags with wizards when?
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>>136096378
You're a shiggy whore; He's got you swooning for him. Next thing you know, you'll both be ERPing on vore.
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>>136096384
Because our permeability code is shit right now, currently being splashed with something "injects" you with it if you're not wearing a mask or gloves. When the bottles hit Punpun and shattered, he was splashed with the contents, meaning they got injected into him.
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>>136096245
>Anything you don't agree with?
The board should be checkered.
>Should i make something more important with my time?
No. I've wanted to see in-game chess for a while now.
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>>136096179
no you fuckhead. breaking a mech doesnt harm the person inside it. the ripley pilot was breaking rule 0: dont be a dick. when he was blocking the pod.
>>
>get into toxins
>right as everything is perfect, the round ends
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>>136096431
A scientist with the biosuit on being dog piled by slimes.
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>>136096431
That's pretty good.
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>>136096473
>>136096637
FUCK i fucked up that one
fixed
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>>136096669
coming
>>136096679
thanks
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>>136096649
>breaking a mech doesnt harm the person inside it

How were they supposed to know you wouldn't keep hacking at them once the mech was destroyed? I don't think you quite grasp that, once you started aggression, they were perfectly within their rights to retaliate as they did.
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>>136096649
I think he's right. Fucking up a guys mech and expecting him not to do anything is a little nutty.
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>>136093583
That'll kill anyone who goes inside though.

Also double wide airlocks are super buggy
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>>136096431
>get a borer
>keeps injecting me with space drugs
>ask it politely to stop
>"Nigga I gots to party"
>start to OD on the space drugs
>inform the borer that it's literally poisoning me now
>"You fine nigga"
>die from toxin damage

Fucking asshole borers.
>>
>tfw you walk into xenobio and somebody is already in there
J U S T
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>>136096860
Oh, Uranium walls fuck people with radiation or something?
Now that i think about it, that made fucking sense
Fuck
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>>136096863
ahelp that fag, borers should be brorers
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>>136096863
>having a problem with a party slurm wurm
Whim
Wham
Wazzle.
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>>136096789
>That arcade tile
Eugh
Just go with generic floortiles like the station has, it'd make for a nice contrast with the cult tiles
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>>136096789
Is there anything that could be the crew's rook besides the Ian plushie?
It looks weird being the only piece that's not on a stand.
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>>136096863
A

HELP
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>>136096990
>>136097102
I did, apparently borer bans aren't a thing.
Also they got off with no punishment because it was their first time as a borer, according to the admin.
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>>136097018
engineer obv
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>>136096830
>muh potent hams slippery slope logical fallacy

No it doesnt. they were being a dick AND they killed as a non antag. that wasnt even escalation because i would have had to hit him 100 times with my axe whereas he just drills me once to put me in crit and bleed out.
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>>136097192
Probably got a warning. If you get the borer's ckey I'll look at it if you want.
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>>136096245
Replace corgis and goliaphs with something else
corgi is simply pet and goliaph is just mob
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>>136097016
>>136097018
How about now?
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>>136096863
Eating sugar used to be a way to drive them off.
Maybe you can use resist.
Best way is getting a brain surgery.
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>>136097279
Nah, I read the logs and the actions seemed to be out of idiocy rather than maliciousness.
But I did warn the fucker to mind its OD thresholds.
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>>136096789
I like the pattern on the red ones, but consider trying some more neutral colors for the board. I'd say ordinary black and white floor tiles, but I think most of the cult pieces would blend into the black ones. Perhaps grey and white?
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>>136097276
you hit a dude with a fireaxe and didn't expect shit?

the fireaxe is the most robust attainable weapon in the game. it does more damage than an esword.
>>
>>136097360
Looks pretty good in my opinion.
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>>136097571
Which still doesn't do shit to a mech.
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>>136096987
Ha, yeah
Uranium walls will fuck you up really, really hard.
>>136097360
Much better
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>>136097571
it was a pipe tomahawk you fuckhead.
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>>136097306
Deathsquids are okay?
>>136097460
what about this?
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>>136097710
>call it an axe
>get called out for being a retard
>WOW IT WASNT AN AXE DUMBASS

are you ok
>>
>>136097662
is possible to make engine with uranium walls?
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>>136097920
Tried that, apparently its not the sort of radiation that collectors can turn into power.
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>>136097808
I stated it was a tomahawk here
>>136096003

can you not read? why are you so defensive of the guy that got banned anyway?
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>>136097660
has the same health as a person. obviously its crit isn't the same. complain all you want though but if you start attacking a guy then they attack you back its an ic issue
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>>136098195
who got banned?
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>>136097724
Is there a white version of the blue tile? Or a darker blue?
The red and light blue clash a bit too much, I think.
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>>136098252
not its not. a ripley is just an object that harmlessly ejects the pilot when broken. killing someone takes them out of the round. even if the round was almost over. griffing before shuttle docks is a ding dong bannu

he was banned for
>breaking rule 0: dont be a dick
by blocking the only escape pod available
>killed as a non antag

mechs shoudnt be protected by admins from non antag shittery, but players lives should.
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>>136098420
probably no one becasue they were shiggy's erp waifufag trying to block the pod with a ripley so they could lewd their way back to centcomm, and also killed some guy as non antag for trying to break the ripley and enter the pod.
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>>136096575
I don't go on vore, my man
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>>136098976
>so salty about being killed for attacking their property
you better be joking
you deserve to be drilled if you try to break a mech
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>>136096679
hope you like it
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>>136096669
shit, wrong (you)
>>136099584
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>>136099584
Draw a detective clown
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>have a blast with mapping tools
>can't fucking use material tiles like silver, uranium or gold
I will fucking kill myself, this doesn't make sense
>>
>>136099584
I like it.
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>>136099920
As in the mineral walls, the mining walls containing minerals, or the mineral floors?

I'll give you the file extension for em, just holler what you need
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>>136099920
I'm an admin, let me tell you a secret.

I don't know how the fuck to spawn them either.

Try looking for /turf/simulated/floor/mineral/, that should work, but I've never had any success with spawning them ingame before.
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>>136100857
>>136100981
I meant like
When you have a stack of uranium or gold, and you select them, you make gold tiles or uranium tiles, right? Well they can be spawned as tile items but not as floors, i can choose any time of floor except those made with minerals
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>>136099918
sherlock honks
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>>136101238

draw a bored looking xenobiologist staring at a borer egg in the 6th cell
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Tried to make a mime vault
Failed miserably since mimes are not selectable as mobs like clowns, and i got bored with it
>>136101238
Fucking amazing 10/10
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>>136101574
So code a mime mob then.
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>>136101238
>Completely serious except for the banana
Not the joke I would have gone with, but a good drawing nonetheless
>>
>>136101236
>>136099920
Someone correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm fairly certain that Uranium/Silver/Gold/Etc floors are just an icon_state instead of a unique floor.
Try editing the icon_state to uranium
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>>136096575
I'm not swooning for him man, I like grills
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>>136101721
it was that or making a really silly clown scratching his head with the revolver with someone in the background stealing the nuke disk

i wanted to go for noire tho
i fucking love noire
>>
>>136099249
yeah or you started attacking a guy either or
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>>136101905
That doesn't make any sense though, because stuff like bananium and phazon floors have unique effects when you walk on them.
Does the code just check for the floor's icon_state or what?
>>
>check-in with medbay to get a backup of myself
>gibbed later
>the doctor who scanned me earlier re-attaches my head to a monkeyman to scan me, inevitably ending up with both of us missing the shuttle
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>>136101968
>I-I like girls, I swear, man
>I-It's not like I'm gay or anything
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>assistant just welds their way in to the captains office while the HoP watches
>They subvert the borgs but no one cares to reset them
>They're still running around to break in to the captains office again and continue to subvert the borgs

Remember crew, security problems are YOUR problems.
Do your part, today!
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>>136102225
I masturbate to naked women
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>>136102156
Sorry, Alejandra. I had a series of things I wanted done right that instant. I should've checked the head, my mistake.
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>>136101989
So does everyone else
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>>136102156
If it was Ginger, that's something she does, she would rather heal someone then escape.
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That was a good round for science, everything was moved to the asteroid in a panic and hopefully everyone got to a shuttle after that.
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>>136102573
Sure, but I could have done both if I just checked whose head it was.
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>>136102086
>>136101236
There's a list variable that holds the current active floor tile type, it might use that, as that's all I found when varsearching.

Can you even mark an object to copy into variables in mapmaking?
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>>136102239
>>
>Looking through other server's code trying to find out how they structure certain features
>Can't find shit
>All their code is broken into Old and New everything
>Poorly ported Goon shit
>Nothing actually in the same DMs as everything else
>end up just looking for PRs for features
>Find out a single feature is in 4 different DMs made just for that PR for no reason

Fucking kill me now
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>>136102659
You have not played in a long time, its understandable.
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>>136102239
>arrive
>as i walk by the hop office an assistant is in there with access handing it out like candy
>get to engineering
>3 non engineers in there grabbing shit
>what fucking ever just go about my job
>singlos up thats good, shut the shutters and get ready to leave
>check on the AME and BOOM BOOM BOOM
>fucks sake telecomm hit get ready for a bad shift
>medical doc in an engi suit fucking with the singlo
>watch him for a bit and walk away to patch the breach
>walk back and he's hacked it and set it to 3
>hurr durr
>shut it down before loose, hide the console in engineering storage
>fix breach find another ttv bomb and remove the signaller then taunt whoever sent it as the signaller harmlessly beeps on the ground while the disarmed bomb is in my bag
>get tcomm access fix tcomm like a boss
>give up my high cap cell for scrubgloves to repair atmospherics lost power and get air pumping at least SOMEWHERE
>throw in the towel with 30 seconds till shuttle, get to it feeling naked without any weapon after all that chaos
>somehow the geneticists console works on the shuttle, get powers and ride home invisible
Fuck that round was a mad house.
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>>136102447
It's okay, I didn't even expect you to stop for the head anyway
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>>136070431
Everyone else said no.
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https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/8800 was just merged, badmins are now able to directly varedit your speed by way of the movement_speed_modifier variable.

Remember to pray for sanic speed next round.
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>>136101238
WGW reader getting lynched.
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>>136103235
been waiting on this one.
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>goon server never
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>>136101238
Good work.
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>>136103235
Psst. Shadowmech
Can I make a slime potion that gives sanic speed?
That would be a great addition to the new 'fun' expansion of the Slime Core Reactions PR.
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>>136101238
Would you mind drawing a medbay scene with a chemist foaming at the mouth and maybe melting a little from acid, geneticist hulk smashing something with a stack of bodies at genetics and the CMO down well 2-3 assistants loot him?
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>>136103878
As in, is it possible?
Of course.
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Basic Cult Fort
Only real loot is a cult blade, cult robes (Looks like armor but they are just ALT's) a few shells and that's it, the tomes and the papers don't work
Is it decent?
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>>136104437
Include some soulstones so the shells can actually be used.
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>>136104437
add a wooden keg
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>>136104753
>>136104781
I don't know, if a cult where to find this wouldn't it make things a lot easier or are soul stones relatively easy to make?
Also apparently there is a
"Soul Stone Belt" which sounds neat
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>>136105229
A cultist's stones and shells come from only two sources:
-Supply slip, limited charges and only available to shift-start cultists.
-Artificers, which must be made from a stone and shell.
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>>136105229
It would, but then again in the time spent space exploring to find that vault they could've just kidnapped someone on the station, made them into an artificer, and had them produce more stones and shells.
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>>136104197
Cool I just wanted to get your blessing.
There are a number of things I am working on for the fun update

I am going though the idea of looking at Wiz spells
Sentience potions. (Wow the Paradise/TG code is pants on head crazy for this so I will do this from the ground up using borer code)
Maybe genetics potions (for things like ventcrawl and leap like slimes)
Shock resitance
Sanic potions now
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>>136106849
It's just one variable, you hardly need my permission to use it.
>>
The guy who tried helping me get BYOND to stop crashing you here?
I found the issue. It was one of Windows 10's security updates named KB3132372 that caused it to crash. Removing it and restarting made the game boot.

Fucking Microsoft.
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>>136107167
>Actually using Spyware 10
>>
I AM NOT A WAIFU
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>>136106849
>Leap like slimes
Since when can they do that, I know thay latch onto you when absorbing you, but when was that a thing? If it is a rabid slime trait, pardon me, but I never let the slimes loose on the station and rabid them.
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WIZARD ENABLERS AND "FRIENDLY WIZARD IS A VIABLE GIMMICK" BEING MADE VALID W H E N
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> trying to autism during a wizard round
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>tgstation currently has disabled general radio chat

I really gotta stop playing on that piece of shit server.
>>
>finally get xenobio going
>SMELELELELEL
Fuck my life

At the very least, I got new ideas for books
>>
Despite being a greytide shit Kaylie Morgan is a good spirit and comes to brig rather than sparking manhunts, why can't all greytides be more like her?
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>>136108041
Slimes don't actually leap for real. But as you said they do latch/jump onto people and I like the idea enough in concept to make it a justification for that sort of thing.
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>>136107903
You probably are.
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>be hos
>"gimmick" wizard
>well whatever, if i kill it too fast im going to be called a valid hunter and i rather do other shit
>shit tier gimmick
>shit trivias
>wizard starts murderboning
>someone gets called a valid hunter
The fuck is wrong with you people?
If there is an antagonist that only adds shit to the round you fucking kill it for being retarded
>>
Who is the best assistant:
-Jamarion
-Jamarion
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everyone knows the real tsundere is hanako
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>>136108361
That'd be an interesting experiment, I honestly can't fault them for trying it
Having department only radios and AI announcements would be a cool idea
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>>136108412
Kaylie pls

I agree

t. literally who
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>>136108209
>FRIENDLY WIZARD
>murdering everyone
Pick one.
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>>136108412
Kaylie is shit
Like half the woman staticnamers
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>>136108512
I would rather not be

>>136108526
He's a great tier assistant
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>>136108376
Newfag here, what is this SMELL thing, Ive seen it in a few post now, but what is it and what does it mean?
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>>136108718
>Kaylie does a crime
>Simply PDA her saying I'll have her brig time if she just comes to the brig
>She actually does it every time

Top tier criminal desu, bad hair though desu

>>136108624
I'm not Kaylie

t. Naomi
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>>136108579
They've also tried no AIs, which lead to some of the easiest nuke op wins I've ever seen in my time playing this game, and no secborgs. TG no longer has secborgs ever since.
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>>136108546
hanako is cute

notice me, hanako ._.
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>>136108937
I guess a round with no command staff could be interesting.
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>>136108909
When the round ends, a soundclip plays of "IF YOU SMEEEEEEELELELELE WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING"
It just means the round's over
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>>136109048
I don't get it.
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>>136105229
no no add a WOODEN KEG
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>>136108909
When you "CAN YOU SMELLELELEELELE WHAT THE ROCK, IS, COOKING"
Marks the end of the round. Be on your guard, after that everyone is valid and people will unveil their greatest round preparations to kill you,
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>>136109193
It's a meme you dip
Neither do I
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>>136105229
http://hastebin.com/imimixinuy.vbs
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>>136109193
>>136109360
looks like you cant smell what the rock is cooking
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>>136109549
What IS he cooking?
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>>136109672
the peoples elbow obviously
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>>136108546
I am unable to get how I am tsundere. I don't act negatively towards people unless I have a proper reason. And just ask around, I have no dere traits.
I might be classed as kuudere if you really want to stretch it.

>>136109026
Just do your job
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>>136109672
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=smell+what+The+Rock+is+cooking
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Every time TermedClepe talks about balance I remember this.
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>>136108376
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>>136110095
>that second definition that no one has ever used
never change ud
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>>136110014
you get incredibly flustered any time someone calls you cute, hence tsun
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>>136110706
I don't believe that's what tsundere means.
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>>136110808
if you say so
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>>136110920
I don't believe that's how you use the phrase "if you say so".
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>>136111264
if you say so
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>>136109289
I did not find one, is that its name?
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>>136108209
Friendly wizards are valid.
If you're HoS or Cap and you have a chucklefuck constantly freeing or helping the antag get away, well that's grounds for treason, and ye walk the plank for that.

If you're just a regular ole security guard or bored assistant, don't be afraid to stun/table -> strip -> toss in maint.
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>>136110706
>Incredibly flustered
Actually I just think they are wrong. Also I think they are pathetic for thinking sprites of girls on this game are cute.
By that definition I might be considered tsundere because the tsun tsun meaning is to show disgust or anger.
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>>136109289
>>136109459
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>>136111851
Personally as HoS I don't attempt to kill the wizard unless he commits a crime, or the captain says so.
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>>136111982
im not talking about the sprite though
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>>136112148
You need help.
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>>136112148
>in love with a cold bitch who doesn't want anything to do with spess neets

You are an odd, sad man.
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>>136113063
i know
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>>136112148
>>136113420
Don't keep on like that. Just play the game. Listen to this man >>136113063 and divert your attention into something creative. I don't want to deal with you.
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>>136110014
>>136110706
>>136110808
>>136111982
>>136112148
>>136112626
>>136113063
This thread never ceases to make me cringe.
>>
Favourite up and coming waifu?
>>
Is the fact that nega sarca blew the fuck out of sarca to blame for the rise of waifuposting?
>>
>>136114659

This game and server attracts NEET and autists, what do you expect? I mean lots of the long-term people are literal neets
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>>136114706
Julia! Julia a cute! I want to ERP with Julia!
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>>136096431
Draw Poly yelling something with a gun pointing at him.
>>
When are we going to have a week of forced random name/random appearance to combat this advanced waifufaggotry
>>
hippie is alright
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>>136115454
>random appearance
>wanting everyone on the station to be a purplehaired okinawan brown female with Nia

You'd just create more waifus.
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>>136114659
>>136115173
Shiggy is off his meds again. Can one of you metafaggots tell him to take his pills and stop shitposting
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There are no girls in space.
Stop the delusions.
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>>136113934
Are you willing to take in disciples of your particular School of Slime, Yamoto-sensei?

I MUST LEARN YOUR SLIME-FU.
I WILL BE WILLING TO GO THROUGH THE SCHOOL OF HARD KNOCKS.
I WILL DO MY BEST TO SURPASS YOUR EXPECTATIONS.
AND THEN, WHEN STRONG AND SKILLED ENOUGH, I WILL kill my sensei in a duel to become the new master of the Yamoto style of Slime-fu, and absorb all the slimes to become a King Slime from Dragon Quest.
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.
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>>136115506
Hippie station has a guide, FOR PLAYERS, on dealing with metagamers and powergamers. As in they think that that's the player's responsibility. To deal with other players being shitters.
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>>136115853
Schizophrenia is fucked
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>>136115454
I hate to admit it, but I like the special treatment I get on my static names.
>>
>>136115454
This might work for the week. Then waifufags would go into relapse once the week is over and it would come back twice as bad. Then to compound that you will hear about how stupid your idea was and how it didn't work and you will never get a random body/name week again
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>>136116078
Good
>>
What if we added a variable to specific characters played by specific ckeys?
The "waifu" variable.
If the admins turn it on, it's on until they turn it off.
It causes them to get the shit end of the stick on lots of rolls, sort of like the clumsy gene, but worse.
Like they get preferentially picked for virus outbreaks and whatnot.
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>>136116546
>add an admin button called "Kill all Waifus"
>causes any character tagged as a waifu to gib spectacularly
FUND IT
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>>136116062
You can't win. She is above the game now. She observes, plays in dead pop and codes thing
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>>136116546
>endorsing admin griff

I hope you realize how much this could be abused by the shittier admins. This is basically a variable for abusing any player an admin mi9ght dislike.
>>
>>136116821
Why would an admin want to acknowledge and legtimize meta shit like waifu status
>>
>>136116546
>>136116821
Cool we can set it to all the static naming faggots. Just kill them all. The thirsty guys begging to fuck 'girls' are even worse than the waifus themselves.
>>
Quick post your favourite song from carmen miranda's ghost

Hardmode: Not Dawson's Christian
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>>136117185
>>136116821
>>136116546
the fact that so many people get so autistic over staticnamers makes me so happy

delicious autism tears
>>
Why is Xenobio suddenly the trendy thing?
All it is is chubby nerds sitting in a room watching slimes fuck for an hour until some faggot with an esword/deathsting/etc kills them.
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>>136117383
'Spacer's Home'.

I like booze.
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>>136116185
>break into medbay to set up chems
>dont get instantly chloraled since Im trusted
A nice feel
>>
>>136116185
>people know you're not shit at your job
>willing to do more to revive you
>anyone involved with your job knows if you're there shit that has to happen happens
Really makes people more forgiving.
>>
>>136118118
>break into medbaay to set up chems

why not just ask them to let you in to help? anyone who's intelligent enough to do good chem should be welcomed into medbay with open arms
>>
>>136118505
Because we're talking about 2016 medbay where cryo isnt up till 1300 and device analyzers are thrown in disposals
>>
/v/ thread up, hit the panic bunker
>>
>>136118794
dont be a pussy.
>>
>>136118794

>Having the panic bunker up

Anon, ITS
2
0
1
6

How dare you discriminate against /v/ players. Like I just can't even
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>>136119403
>new IP
>preaches /v/ acceptance
Hi /v/.
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>>136119608
>he keeps track of IPs
What a nerd
>>
>>136117383
Sam Jones
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>>136119703
>not having 4chan X do it for you
Hi /r/gaming, welcome to 4chan! >>>/v/ is that way.
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>>136117383
Some Kind of Hero
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>>136117548
Because it has so much potential

Plus, I have a slime fetish.
>>
I can't believe how faggy these threads have gotten. Jesus fucking christ.

If you play the game to RP just add eachother on Steam and jerk eachother off. Fuck's sake. Stop ruining a game for people with your RP. I'd ban you all on sight if I could.
>>
>>136120145
Is it not possible for someone to like RP, but dislike ERP?
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>>136120145
keep fighting the good fight
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>>136120145
this is bait
>>
>>136120145
Head to hippie. You will enjoy your 2d TTT there
This server is still low/med RP. All of the admins know it and accept it. If you don't like it you could always fuck off to somewhere you can be with like minded people
>>
>>136120145
well said anon

>>136120290
I really wish this were a possibility
but apparently it's very hard for some people
>tfw you just like RP
At least D&D doesn't have ERP.
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>>136120145
>not liking RP

Just go to hippie and play TTT there. Some of us like pretending we're spessmen on a space station instead of autistic faggots playing an ancient version of TTT but in space with atmosphere simulation.
>>
>>136117548
Because it was the job that no one ever touched. Now it is getting new content and it is filled with statics. Everyone is flipping out for no reason. The necko toxin guy isn't helping either posting his gay shit on this thread
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>>136117548
Because of the recent update to slimes, and Bonzo's stories.
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hello /vg/ i come from a space station far away

give me your greatest greentexts, here is mine as a peace offering from the station of wet floors and bloody janitors
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>Colonial Marines Server
>it ain't me starts playing
>>
Daily reminder that Julia was briefly perma banned by pain.
>>
Could you imagine the faggoty that would be cut out of this thread if there were IDs on the posts like /soc/ and people had mild accountability for continued posting
>>
>>136120290
They don't really happen anymore because of how cultivated ERP fags are. I remember the day I stopped playing on... I think it was TGStation. I was AI and some people were ERPing near an intercom that was on, so I turned it off because it was fucking MISERABLE to hear.

They walked off near another intercom and I decided I'd turn it on to see if they were still doing it.

They walked off.

I repeated this seven times, and then got adminhelped and told to leave them alone.

Round ends of natural causes. One of the stupid ERPing furry faggots was the SOLE TRAITOR and he WOULDN'T DO ANYTHING BUT ERP. I got Job-banned as AI for turning on fucking intercoms and it wound up actually being a traitor.

I literally never launched BYOND again.

>>136120503
There's a distinction between ERP and TTT. It's called Space Station 13 and I used to enjoy it before messing with you stupid faggots was a ding dong bannu for harassment or some garbage because you either suck moderator dick, cry until they cave, or keep repeating "RULE ZERO THOUGHHHHH" until you're free to fuck in the showers some more.

>>136121454
No, it's why I host my own server and actually ban these faggots on sight. You can ERP anywhere. Don't do it somewhere where you're also ruining a game for others.

>>136121675
Happiness but for an instant.
>>
>>136121454

i'm getting to desensitized to this shit
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>>136121969
>implying ERP is the same as RP

You are a braindead fucking retard.
>>
Haven't played consistently in over a year. Is FEATURES still a thing?
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>>136121969
>I host my own server where I'm the only person on it.

Anon it's not a real server if there's no one to play on it
>>
>>136121675
your point being?
>>
>>136121969
Oh wow, you actually went and made your own server?
What's the IP? I'm fucking tired of all the waifufags on /vg/.
>>
>>136122658
He won't post it because it clearly doesn't exist you fucking retard
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>>136122253
rarely.
>>
>>136121601
i swear to fucking god i will space all of you tell me your fucking tales
>>
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>>136122658
byond://198.27.70.10:2303
Jump in senpai. New round soon anyway
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>>136123416
>vore station

Knew you were bluffing you autist.
Go shitpost somewhere else
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>>136123354
quality assistant
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>>136123416
THEY DO NOT HAVE BOOTYBORGS

ONE FUCKING JOB
>>
>Download bleeding edge zip
>Open tgstation.dmm
>Open vgstation13.dme
>Doesn't compile
???
>>
>>136123940
Box = tgstation
>>
>>136123940
>Open tgstation.dmm
???
Just open vgstation13.dme and hit Ctrl + K
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>>136123037
>xenobio
>round has been long and painful
>massive xeno outbreak
>spawn a squad of golems
>tell them to protect the station, save lives and walk with pride.
>they scatter into the station heading into the eye of the xeno storm
>I wait nervously for the shuttle treating who I can with crap from RnD at escape
The shuttle is seconds away from arriving.
>all of the golems come back covered in blood and adorned bear pelts with messy toolboxes
> one is in a Janicart and another is dragging the xeno queen behind them
>tell them how proud I am of them
>we chill in the cockpit of the shuttle on the way back to centcom
>>
>>136124224

Starting as a golem really sucks because you have access to literally nothing
>>
>>136124224
WORLDSTAR
>>
>>136122253
Yes.
It's a FEATURE, after all.
>>
>>136124707
i miss WORLDSTAR golems

take that over the waifuposting any day
>>
>>136124558
Normally I take golems to the HoP. But getting a golem ready for the round it a bit of a time sync especially when 80% of them go "this is dum" and go brain dead or suicide after 2 minutes
>>
>>136124994
>>136124707
It is hard to find worldstar quality golems these days. I am missing it myself. No golems seem to have the tenacity they need
>>
>>136077653
Please help they're so awful
>>
>>136123416
>>136123632


>>136121969
>here

I'm not hosting right now. I won't for a while. When I host I'll post it and say "ERPers will be banned on sight, go to /vg/station."
>>
>>136125257
>>136124994
>>136124707
I don't get the joke, who was WORLDSTAR?
>>
>>136125658
Worldstarhiphop is a site niggers use to share videos of other niggers fighting. During these videos bystanders yell WORLDSTAR.

He's just saying golems used to be robust as fuck I think.
>>
>>136125354
click the donate button or uninstall flash
>>
>>136125750
NEWFAG

for a while, a xenobio player would make a bunch of golems and have them be niggers and yell WORLDSTAR and shit

people loved it
>>
>>136124994
thats funny I told some observers to squad up as golems last night thinking about that shit.

they didn't.
>>
>>136125750
Worldstar golems were a rare breed of super robust golemtide niggers controlled by a cold bitch. Like the fucker that came into medbay throwing a traitor around like a toy.
One time I saw one jumped in and fucked up a singulo with a bag of holding
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Random Weighted Vote Result: Metaclub/ with 1 vote and a 7% chance of winning
Defficiency/ had 3 vote and a 23% chance of winnings
Box Station/ had 9 vote and a 69% chance of winnings
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>testing a spider virus
>everything going well, everything going fine
>destroy the infected monkey to avoid spiders
>SUDDENLY SPIDER QUEEN
>:b ok aSHJRI-
>ITS LOOSE

That genuinely frightened me.
Still made a nice spider farm at the end though.
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I hope anybody who read by new book enjoyed it

t. Joey Bonzo
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>>136126668
Did the girders work?
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ban senaat for exposing my secret
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>>136120790
More like space metabuddies that fuck or suck each other cocks pretending to be girls in space
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>Be chaplain
>Have DOW1 Priest vid on alt tab
>Yell incessantly about praising in the radio
>QM seems to take along
>Turns out he's a """"""""God""""""""""" """""""""Emperor"""""""""" of Mankind follower than Holy God of Mankind follower
>Ditch him, more yelling
>Not much else happens
>Hold funerals
>Get told a Vamp's about
>Skulk maint with fire extinguisher and null rod looking for it
>Come across beheaded corpses
>WAY PAST COOL
>SKULKING AROUND MAINTS AT THE SPEED OF REDEMPTION
>Nyoom into lower engi maint
>Lol features
>run straight into Lord Singuloth

At least it went better than the round before that

PRAISE HIM
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>>136126767
They did, the spiders and spider queen were safely contained.
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>>136126889
Did you know if you set your religion as "Imperial Cult" it sets everything to be Imperium and changes your job title?
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>>136125437
Sure you will buddy.
Just like those men who pretend to be women on the internet, you're full of shit without any proof.
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>>136124224
>>136124558
>>136124994

>want to play golem
>crew manifest says 1-2 xenobiologist
>observe
>xenobio is a mess of broken glass, a borer chamber that has the scrubber still on, and no xenobiologist in sight
>just sit in deadchat for a hour until shuttle called

every time
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>>136126889
>chappy getting eaten by the singlo
Et absterget Singularitas omnem lacrimam ab oculis eorum et mors ultra non erit neque luctus neque clamor neque dolor erit ultra quae prima abierunt.
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>>136126889
Oh shit and I fought the spider in Vrio

Did I do a good job?

D-did I raise morale?
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>>136127193
Get that pig latin out of here you Roman wannabe
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>>136127338
>quote from the Latin Vulgate from the book of Revelations, replacing God with Singularity
Sorry for being a plebeian.
:(
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>vamp
>oh shit i love this oh shit im so bad oh shit what do i do
>change my job to medbay and go braindead for a while
>come back the moment a doctor is trying to hipnotise me and fails miserable, after some awkward struggle he uses a pill to knock me down for a long while
>rape dungeon, im stripped
>another stripped guy
>uncuffs me, seems he realized i had no blood
>wake up
>grab headset
>;EZRA MILLER IS A FUCKING KIDNAPPER HELP
>realize i could just team up with the other vamp
>nah
>suck some blood in the morgue
>suck a braindead in brig while he is sitting
>nobody realizes
>SPS! ANON DIED ON BRIG
>at the same time someone yelled vampire
>fuck off and leave an obvious trail of airlocks as the hos walks by me
>fuck off into maint
>nobody thinks im the vamp
>hipnotise an engi
>more blood
>see the clown plasmaflooding
>scream like a bitch so people can focus less on vamps
>SUDDENLY FFFFFAAAAAAAASSSSST
>ARRESSSTTTSSSSS FASSSTS
>PERMA, SUCK BLOOD
>FINAL STAGE OF VAMP
>TAKE ALL LASERS GUNS
>SCREECH IN SHUTTLE
>two hits of an ERT mech and im dead
i fucked up "bat form" and "summon bats" so it was obvious it was me
But it was a fun round
sucking blood is so satysfing, especially on alive people
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>>136126587
w i g g e d
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>>136127658
>sucking blood is so satysfing, especially on alive people
I remember some guy was doing a spanish cleaning lady gimmick for a while here and I picked her off as a vampire. So naturally she was cursing me and praying to god in Spanish.

I took it in and started speaking spanish to the people I'd suck.
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Julia is cute!

I wish Julia would notice me!

I love Julia!
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>>136127658
>sucking blood is so satysfing, especially on alive people

Tell me about, I love trying to comfort the guy and telling them it'll all be over soon like a regretful monster that only does it because he needs it to survive
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>>136127182
I thought the slime update would have made better xenobiologists show up. Turns out everyone is just fucking up and dying and ruining the lab.
I saw a diona today killing off all slimes he bred apart for 2 gray slimes. Thank god Hanako showed up to save the whole mess
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>>136128152
too bad, my internet isn't working on my laptop.
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>>136128196
That's how it starts. Then they leave and the cream stays.
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>>136128148
>>136128153
>W-WAIT IF YOU LET ME LIVE I WON'T TELL ANYONE
>IF I KILL YOU, YOU WON'T TELL ANYONE EITHER
fucking cool
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>>136128382
>let a victim escape
>he tells everyone anyway

Fuck these people, this is why I lost my sense of mercy
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>>136128254
does that mean you won't be able to play for the next few days

aww
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>>136128254
>>136128549
See: Go jerk eachother off on steam.

#WontBeMissed
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>>136128549
no idea, watching a movie rn, if it doesn't fix itself at the end of the movie I'll sleep.
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So I made this for a MSPaint thread on /v/ earlier in the day. Do you guys think this is an accurate representation of SS13?
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>>136128730
needs more hull breaches and murderboning
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>>136128730
this is how i imagined ss13 to be before I played it.
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>>136128196
That was hilarious to hear while observing
>RD"science needs diamonds to kill the wizards"
>Hanako starts culling off metal slimes
>Woody "xeno biologist start breeding metal slimes"
>Hanako"I already am"
>Woody"add carbon to them to make them into diamonds"
>Hanako mutters"Great now this hyperzine tripping treefucker is telling me how to do the work I made"
I couldn't stop laughing
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>>136128254
>>136128152
>that timing between the posts

HMMM
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>>136128930
it actually really is a coincidence

i just like to shitpost about the flavor of the month since it gets people's panties in a twist
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>>136128930
ya it is
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>>136128901
What does diamond do that ARs don't again?
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>>136128196
So Hanako is the autism god of Xenobio.
We need the autism pantheon of Science.

Research Director -
Xenobio - Hanako
RnD -
Robotics -
Mechanics -
Xenobotany -
Telesci -
Toxins -
Genetics -
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>>136129109
Fucking nothing. The RD just wanted lasers because that is the valid hunting standard
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>>136129109
M-MUH LAZERS

ARs a best. Internal bleeding kills any wizzy even if they jaunt away.
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>>136129593
Lasers have their uses too though.
You can snipe people from a mile down the hallway and shoot through windows and glass.
Also Dionae die in like 2 hits from one and get turned into ash.

Laser sniper rifle with scope when?
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>>136129772
Yes, but for wizard killing, you need that internal bleeding.
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okay listen here
what if
>hidden spess item
>4gauge shotgun
>one shot crits
>knocks you back
>breaks your arm if you shoot it without wearing a hardsuit
bonus thing i wont code:
>heightned reflexes
>genetics power
>lets you catch taser shots
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>>136130401
>Catch a taser shot
>Still collapse because it doesn't matter where it hits you but you get to keep it as a trophy
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Is /vg/ objectively the best server or are we all just tribal retards?
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>>136130935
There's no objectively best server; it all matters on what you think is fun.

There is, however, an objectively worst server, and it's Hippie.
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>>136130935
how would you measure this objectively
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what if pAIs had a taser module. Let's you fire a taser shot every five minutes, costs 60 RAM?
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>>136129252
> autism contest of science
> Implying engineering isn't leaps and bounds more autistic than science
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>>136129252
Toxins Cuban Pete
Telesci Al Liam
RD bickerson
Robo cheeto
Xenoarch Jakobson
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Most autistic job on station ? Non-including silicons.
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>>136131731
I think engineering players are more autistic in general but science has just as much autism.
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>>136132049
Mining

>playing minecraft
>except you're robbed of one whole dimension
>deliver ores for good boy points

And I love it
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>>136132049
xenoarch
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There's a traitor on the station.
You're sprinting down a dark hallway alone, surrounded by corpses.
Suddenly a maintenance door opens beside you, and a spaceman steps out.
You recognize him and breathe a sigh of relief, because you know they're going to help you.

Who is that spaceman for you?
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>>136132408
Jimmy
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>>136132408
Sue Bowchief, my one true love.
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>>136132408
Shoe Stealing Steve
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>>136132408
ANYONE ON THIS LIST
http://imgur.com/a/JI4UW
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>>136132408
alien hunter (466)
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>>136132408
I thought this was gonna be Actual Cannibal Shia Lebouf ss13 version
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>>136132124
The two departments have different levels of autism.

For instance.
1. Least autistic : Setting up the AME, the Solars or the basic Sing. Compared to doing RnD and basicRobotics.
2. Doing the TEG, basic SME and upgrading the Sing require standard levels of autism.
Xenobio and baseline toxins require standard levels of autism.
3. SME fuckery and atmos require advanced levels of autism. So do doing intense telescience and intense toxins.

And then you get the autism masters. Those few players who get into Xenoarcheology, and those very few players who can build a R-UST engine from scratch.

That last category has the players the most dedicated to their autistic job, those are the people who are so robust at what they do they can do every job at once on their own if they need to.

You've seen that one engineer who got power up 5 minutes into the round using techniques nobody else uses, and then makes sure every single thing on station is working properly, while simultaneously working on an atmos project nobody else can manage. Or that xenoarcheologist who's using charts and actually understands the Fourier analyzing machines that can unearth a large artifact 10 minutes into the round.
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>>136132408
Shia Labeouf
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>>136132408
Zachary Hensha
Because even if he is a traitor that retard is more than likely going to kill himself than me.
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>>136133198
What does advanced Telesci entail?
Grabbing people mid-ling attack?
And advanced Toxins?
Is that just churning out 6devs quickly and from memory?
because I do both those things
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>>136132408
Cyrridven
Even if it's malf, I can't help but trust it
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>>136134256
I guess advanced telescience would be making your own cheatsheets, having a routine to get all the nicest stuff early, setting up telescience to do a better job than the paramedics could ever wish for (paramedic access to telesci when ?)

Advanced toxins would also be working off of your own spreadsheets, being able to make bombs that break the dev cap easily and doing so rapidly.
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Speaking of toxins, what affects the strength of a bomb? The wiki gives an example of how to set up a really basic one, but doesn't really give much more beyond that. It also doesn't say anything about "devs" or what any of the bhangmeter numbers really mean.
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>>136132408

myself
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>>136132408
Patrick Bateman.

He'll go fight the nasty traitor and die hilariously easily, giving me plenty of time to run away, hide, and think of a plan.
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>>136135438
2 mol oxygen react with 1 mol plasma to produce 2? mol CO2 and energy. Maximize the energy produced for big booms.

There also might be some funny shit you can do with N2O and whatever that produces better results than mixing O2 and plasma, but that's beyond my understanding.
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>>136134819
I've worked with a few medics in the last few days for trying to get teleporting paramedics and I gotta tell ya it's just not very effective. You have to essentially be staring at the screen constantly and praying they're not moving. If they're getting murdered, fucking forget about it, you have a few seconds to grab them before they go off the grid forever. Any traitor worth their salt is too robust to leave a guy with their suit sensors on just sort of hanging around where he can be revived.

I'm not new to SS13 but I haven't played on this server very long, are there some fixed spawns for shit like phazon? What sort of "nicest stuff" are you talking about beaming up that can be consistently grabbed? Don't need coordinates but just examples of stuff to look for
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>>136132408
Garryck, probably. Senaat is the only player i know that cares so little about dying he'd help me no matter what.
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>>136136113
Space has changed a lot recently, but there used to be people using telescience to teleport bananium, phazon and guns onto the station almost at the start of the round. Don't know if that's still possible.
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>increased ZAS and starvation
wew
nothing says fun like being stuck on the ground for 15 seconds again and again, and periodically taking care of an arbitrary meter
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>>136132408
Any Dorf.
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>>136136501
Is this just for this round or is it actually being implemented?
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>>136136727
Just for that round, most likely.
We've had hardcore mode as a config option for months.
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>>136132408
Hugh the clown, usually nice and helpful, when hes not busy with some autistic prank
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>>136137806
xobstation
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>>136137806
404 is what i think
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How do you cure a changeling death sting?
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>>136138253
Dex+ and activated charcoal
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>>136138424
I swear isn't there like a specific chemical besides that?
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>>136138482
I think antitox directly removes cyanide at 1u per tick. Death sting injects 20u cyanide.
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>>136138482
Death sting is like 20 units(?) of Lexorin which causes you to stop breathing and take huge respiratory damage, dex+ will counter that and charcoal will remove it from your system but I don't think there is a specific counter unless it's just anti-tox or something.
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Could a borg or AI lie at a trial or to security if they knew that it would be extremely likely they would execute or harm the person accused of a crime?
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>>136138796
>20 units(?) of Lexorin
Nope, it's cyanide now.
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>>136138845
me being on station can cause me to be harmed
hence all silicon players should come to my house and prevent me from clicking join game otherwise they should be banned
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>>136138845
Yes
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>>136138845
Not unless Security has executed criminals previously in the round.
Silicons are allowed to act on probable harm, but probable harm requires precedent. Which is why a silicon can refuse to uncuff a mass murderer, but must uncuff a traitor with all-access that has an ebow and esword in his possession as long as they haven't killed anyone yet.
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>>136139161
There is no law forcing Silicons to tell the truth.

If security if talking about killing them or the punishment for the crime under space law is execution then it's safe to assume that them being found guilty would lead directly to human harm.
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Is he right, guys?
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>>136139917
leon is banned from /vg/ unless looping shilled him hard enough
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>>136140126
he's been unbanned for a few days now
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>>136139790
>There is no law forcing Silicons to tell the truth.
There is if a human orders the silicon to not tell lies. Law 2.
There are no crimes which guarantee execution. If Security says they'll execute the prisoner, then fine, but if they haven't said that you have no grounds to assume they will execute the prisoner.
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>>136138796

death sting is deadly now its 20 units of cyanide now will kill in 5 secs unless you get shit ton of anti tox and charcoal in you at the time
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>>136135438
Bomb force numbers are really visual.
There are three bomb numbers called devastation (dev), high damage and low damage, in that order. They represent how the bomb affects nearby tiles.

1 dev means 1,2,4, a small bomb that will gib mobs and breach its tile, damage walls and floor in a two tile radius, and burn plating, do minor damage to mobs and pop lights four tiles in every direction.

Bombs can go really big, but the server has a cap on 7,14,28 or 7dev, called also maxcap. Admins can move this cap. Bombs made to explode over max cap appear in the bhang-o-meter as "theoretical results", most likely something like 8,16,32.

-1 dev are improvised explosives. The e20 die gives an explosion with the dev defined by the roll, up to the max cap, unless it's a lucky 20.
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>>136132408
>letting one guy cause that much damage
>running around like an idiot instead of hunkering down somewhere
>not double timing it away from the opening maint door
>assuming some random douchebag is going to help you

I knew waifufaggots were bad at the game but this is getting ridiculous.
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>>136134256
advanced telesci is grabbing a moving target who is unconscious and dying and floating through space

i've done it once
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>>136140763
>you have no grounds to assume
But the hypothetical is kind of based on the assumption that you the AI have some sort of knowledge as to their intention with the prisoner. It's not that far fetched considering your fucking built in radio that doesn't work starts tuned in to the security channel for some reason who thought that was a good idea seriously

>>136138845
If you have to lie to protect a human, you should lie.
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>>136142574
Got it, thanks
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>>136132969
>i am on this list
but how, i was never even mentioned in thread
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Goddamn, that was stressful
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>>136145208
Really? I don't think I've had this much fun in a long time
t. Medbay
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>>136145379
I started playing again 2 days ago after a three year break and this was my first antag round. I succeeded but I was panicking the entire round.
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Reminder to always metagrudge waffleshitters
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>>136146067
isn't that what happened a couple hours ago anyway?
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>>136070431
Murderboning in a nutshell
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>>136145379
Medbay looked insanely busy everytime I came in, which was far too often.

Good round though, security was fucked from the beginning and trying to recover was futile after the bomb.
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>Some guy kill himself roundstart
>Decide to get people to come at his funerail
>Librarian E20'd the place

Oh god my sides.
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>>136146124
>isn't that what happened a couple hours ago anyways

???
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>>136132969
2016 UPDATE TO THE ROSTER WHEN?
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>>136146263
I was sat pretty central but my decided to check out a tool belt by the table and the bomb went off seconds later, saved my ass
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>>136137697
Name one time I've been helpful.
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>>136147402
You ground the plasma for me.
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So Rambling Maniac, I was right about you breaking into toxins and trying to steal things. I didnt want to harm a soul and I felt bad for harming you in toxins with the crowbar, I had the help intent on and the bar in hand to open the locks but I hit you. After, I sent you a few PDA messages saying sorry but I wasnt sure if you got them. I wanted to give you the station engineers ID after you got caught in EVA so you could come to science and walk free. I was even going to ask how to make bombs, but I didnt get any reply. I have never killed a person outside of round end fun and even then I hold off from doing it often.
I just wanted to pass you to sec so they could give you a slap on the wrist and call it a day. I was even going to return the pAI, the first thing I said was "Its ok" when I put you in the cell. The borg showed up instead of a normal officer when the pAI screamed and I didnt want you to go with him just because of what happened. Rapid and overuse of law 2. I didnt want to get it involved by saying for the borg to ignore all orders from humans but it just was a shitter in the borg.
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>>136149605
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>>136147402
I miss you. Come back please.
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>>136146386
WHEN YOU INSTALL IT
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>>136140126
wow it was one post glec
dont make me slipslap you around
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>>136149919
Was this related to the shuttle getting emaged to leave early? I missed it because of it, I was going to grab a hungry adult slime and bring it on for a good endround party, but someone sent it and it left without my deadly cargo. As a result, I kissed back the cat eared scientist, Jayden Swarner, who I pushed away mid round because I didnt want the borer I had to ahelp it as ERP. Waifus dont deserve to be bullied.
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>>136076673
>Someone egoposts about how he's a someone in telesci.
>oh, guess not an ego post because he stated "don't want to ego trip"
>proceeds to claim responsibility for other players good behavior and free choice to use the lab in a helpful manner.

>Everyone thinks I made this post.
>Not whoever actually made the post.

HAH. If that's not the most fitting snub, I don't know shit.

Also, what the hell. Dozens of threads go by without anyone mentioning my existence, why the hell does anyone care now?
do you miss me or something?
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>>136152446
rambling blackmailed centcomm into delivering 25 basketballs and 2 pulse rifles. He was sadly left b hind and never saw the agreed upon drop for the pulse rifles was filled with busta nut wrappers.
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>>136152567
I didn't realize you stopped playing desu
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>>136152819
I didn't. I just don't have much time for it anymore. About 2 to 1 round a day now at low pop mornings and low pop night.

I'm that poor fuck that has been working for a month(s) on end.
38 days and counting
can't wake up
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>>136152446
I just emagged it to spend some TC
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>>136076673
Before it was nerfed via randomized Z-level drift, I'd use Telescience to gather phazon within five minutes of every shift start.
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Sorry if you had good intentions sawbones, if so, I do apologize that I gunned you down. But since you opened fire on medbay lobby, I didn't hold back
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>>136154230
this is still pretty much doable
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I'm still wondering how I survived taking a fuckton of laser blasts to the chest, and almost immediately went baack to green-level health.
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FUCK YOU DUNY.

Seriously though, why did we not steal goons maps?
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>>136146351
Belgians
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>>136152567
literally who are you?
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hope u enjoyd the pops nerds
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>Railfist is back
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>>136154578
A literally who
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>>136154598
>guns spawn
>everyone in medbay tries to hold their murderboner back
>thirty seconds later is a wild west shootout
I love getting the CR-20 though. Summon guns best spell
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>>136153762
that's what i figured but i was led to believe you hadn't been playing by your post. good luck with your shit
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>>136154293
Yeah but now you've got to go space exploring until you find something on the derelict Z-level to use as a reference point.
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>>136154897
pretty full z-level imo, not hard to find somewhere to land.
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>>136151563
I INSTALLED IT WITH ALL THE UPDATES AND MODS, BUT I DON'T KNOW WHO TO ADD
THIS IS HARDER THAN i THOUGHT IT WOULD BE.
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>>136154598
This is the only way to play wizzyman.
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>>136155273
there's not really anyone to add unless you count whores like julia/those albino chicks from a while ago/patrick/sergay/etc
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>>136156805
but that's wrong
my valkyries are pure and untapped
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This game has changed so fucking much since a year ago.
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>>136157743

for the worst
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>>136157057
hanako is going to flip if you put her on there

and ginger's alreaady there, isn't she?
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>>136157858
that's the point
no
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>>136158106
so we have

>hanako
>ginger

and nobody else

why bother, unless you're gonna add the sluts?
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>>136157858
I might actually make an update to this shit sometime soon, if people actually want it.
There's enough new waifus to replace the old ones now.

Also quit linking the old imgur thing, link https://mega.nz/#!dZ5SjKYI!uCzDO8lCcWjxl5jp1cvJEVsLZszk6UwZyUpNa2fv72Q instead, it's got a lot more shit in it.
>>
>Despite the fact that it's only going to be attempted by shitters, it's better if we just prevent it from happening in the first place

>Mostly because there is no upside to allowing it to happen

Why does sood hate fun so much?
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>>136158221
the sluts can go on there too
shit, angelite already is
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>>136158298
I'm not sure if he even plays the actual game much, to be honest.
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>>136157858
>>136158106
I wondered what woke me from my nap. Lo and behold it was people being degenerates.
Putting me on that AA2 roster would have the same effect on me as the person who threatened write the fanfic about me. None.
The Yahir one gave me a good laugh, so for that point remember to add Zach. Also you might as well add Fang and Julie.
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>>136159038
Why are you such a party pooper?
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>>136157794
hows that, negative nancy
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>>136159038
>Fang

who?
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>>136159038
Hanako I have a question

is your character a canon virgin

This is important.
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>>136159407
What were you expecting? Rage? Were you expecting me to tell you to delete the game and invest in a rope to hang yourself. Or were you expecting me to beg that you shouldn't do it and to keep my image pure. This will make people hate me for the attention I get and the dislike of others is what I want.
>>136159741
Some static that normally played cargo. Sergay and Zach hang around willing to cut their dick off for her.
>>136159856
She is a 19 year old xenobiologist that works for a large plasma research and development company. Answer it yourself
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>>136160419
I didn't like Fang. At all.
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>>136160419
I'm not expecting anything. if anything ignoring shitposts is pretty much the de-facto thing
You're just a party pooper in general
Hence my question
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>>136160419
I want to say she is a virgin, but that's just me assuming people don't actively try to seek out sex much.

So is that a yes or a no?
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>>136160550
That's what a tsundere would say
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>>136160771
I'm not a friggin' Tsundere.
>>
Ban morena 2016
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>>136160836
Can we organize the staticnames by their 'deres and be done with it?

TSUNDERE:

DANDERE:

KUUDERE:

YANDERE:
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>>136160836
this is you
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>>136155273
Just observe a round and add whoever memes the hardest.
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>>136161000
Trips confirms it.
I'm going to go on an observer safari for a day and collect my results.
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>>136160914
what for
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>>136160550
So you made a giant loveheart in cargo and took her to it for nothing then Sergei?
>>136160629
I prefer the term fun sponge. I tend to take the fun and keep it for myself.
>>136160705
You are asking if a stuck up teenage shut-in is actively seeking sexual partners? Are you dense. Just go ahead and make the damn people already.
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>>136161356
>giant love hearts

I like the color pink, and I didn't make the heart for her. I just like hearts, they're cute.
>>
>>136161309
being a shitty greytider who tries to get away with it by being waifufag bait
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>>136161465
>This level of denial
Unrequited love really fucked you up huh?
>>
>chill in bar since the round is pretty much ass as a furry and everyone has staff of change
>bar explodes, no crowbars no internals because I threw backpack away
>jukebox in tact
>plays something that sounds like Dust in the Wind
>die slowly
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>>136161356
>Just make the damn people already
Are you saying you actually WANT me to do that?
T s u n

Okay so I'll probably do it tomorrow;
Sergei, Hanako, Ginger, Rail, Fang, Julia, Little Brother, Sawbones?
Anyone else you can think of?
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>>136161470
i'm not even that bad desu
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>>136161356
You haven't been fun for a while though, hanako. You were much chipper in the golem squad days

Now it's just dick around in the lab and eventually use the gold slime. Where did the fire go, I wonder.
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>>136161582
Don cheeto and shark.
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>>136161582
Who's little brother?
Like that pAI guy?
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>>136161565
How'd that turn out? 3 minutes in the wizard had a seizure and dropped his staff, which the botanist used to turn the wiz into a monkey and a chicken into a catbeast.

I stuck an observer into the catbeast against their will and left.
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>>136161675
The cute AI guy. He'd make a cute bully-able shota-bot.
>>136161660
How am I supposed to make a plasmaman, though? I'm still not sure how I'm gonna do that because I don't think I can make the skull hat thing purple

Shark is a plasmaman, right?
And who is Cheeto?
>>
>>136161732
Was pretty interesting

Would like it again.
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>>136161803
They're both sci guys. And just make a purple skeleman.
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>>136161615
I stated in one of my few posts earlier today that I miss the fun that was the golem squad. I have even been trying to revive it for a while. But I summon a golem and he just kills himself straight away or goes braindead. Ask the community where the fun has gone. I have been trying. I talk over the department radio making sure people are okay like I use to. No one talks or tries to RP any more so it is rather pointless to even try and strike up conversations. So now I just rip on sawbones because he is an easy target
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>>136161584
you're just so obviously trying your hardest to be a waffle and not even trying to play any sort of character past that
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>>136160973
How about you kill yourself
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>>136161582

>tfw not on the list

Feels good, man.
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>>136161961
At least we'll always have validhunting and post-shuttle grief.
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>>136161961
>no one talks or tries to RP any more so it is rather pointless to even try and strike up conversations

While I know you detest the waifufags, you should at least try and approach one of them; They tend to be quite fond of small talk and the like, and generally the smarter ones wouldn't bother trying waifu-shit on you.
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Which is the objectively superior mech, /ss13g/? I'm going to make Robotics great again.

I have no resources for the mech HUDs yet, so those will be jury-rigged together from random assets until I get something functional thrown together.
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>>136162335

ripley or durand

they are both backbone mecha
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>>136162335
YES
YES

The Odysseus is the only decent choice. Everything else is for queermos
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>>136162335
Ripley a best. It's got a drill, and a clamp, and it's fuckin' baller.
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>>136162142
>tfw complaining about wafflefags in deadchat and some fucker threatens to start shitposting about you until you become the next rail
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>>136162335
old gygax is best cause his torso looks angry
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>>136161582
Needs more guys. Spessmen in spess, after all.
Nick Weller
Howard Viper
Paul Foster
Cyyridven/Abe Lincoln
Kyle Hyde
Bob Dylan
Don Cheeto
Patrick Bateman

Did I miss any not already made?
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>>136162423
>>136162490
>>136162460

The Ripley was gonna be my first completed mech because it's essentially the most iconic one in SS13/Aliums, followed by the Odysseus and/or Durand, so I approve of your choices.

>>136162551

I'm the superior Rail
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>>136162335
Firefighter ripley
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>>136162640
>abe lincoln

Abe Lincoln > Cyrr tbqhfamalamadingdong.
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>>136162335
Seraph, nothing else even comes close.
>>
>>136162335

oh by the way, the roof needs to be a void instead of flooring.

the ceiling in the game is your screen, after all.
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>>136162640
>Cyyridven
How could I forget
>Patrick Bateman
I almost don't want to make him, because I'd feel like I should make him really fucking good with the ladies.
Maybe I should make him insane too.
>>
>>136162694

Variants last, but checked.

>>136162764

The mechs that come with built-in FEATURES will probably wait until later unless they're really requested. We rarely enough see deathsquads in the actual game as-is.
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>>136162691
i'm not even a rail
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>>136149605
Oh shit just noticed this, s'all good, glad you don't enjoy killing people at least, feel the same way.
Never got those PDA messages cause I never carry my PDA on me
Also don't carry my ID on me, much to the frustration of HoPs.
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>>136162845
>really good with the ladies

make both him and sergay absolutely fucking pathetic, alongside completely fucking insane
>>
>>136161582
HEY
YOU FORGOT FAY
>>
I don't even know the names of most of the people you're talking about
I only know whatever shitty waifu gets shitposted about the most at any given time or annoying shitters that shill themselves in the thread (looking at you Sawbones)
>>
>>136162896
In that case, ripleys in general
>>
Is it just me or is the library in box really spooky when no one is around? I've seen some really gorey shit happen in the back of the library and it spooks the hell out of me
>>
>>136163632
go away fay
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>>136164314
I usually avoid it unless I want to die and go missing.
>>
>>136161582
>>136162640
Nevill Bambshoot
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>>136164083
Just ignore all of it and remind them if they say it in game that they're huge fucking faggots and can fuck right off.
>>
>>136164351
That wasn't me posting actually

t. kolith
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>>136164393
Nevill is already in, silly
>>
You waifufags are starting to rival /ksg/ in levels of autism
Cool it
Or, if you can't do that, can you at least all fuck off to a steamgroup or something and keep all this retarded shit there?
>>
>>136164814
unfortunately they're never going to do that
>>
>>136164814
are you a janitor because we'd appreciate the thread getting cleaned up.
>>
>>136165049
I wish I was a janitor, I'd be the hero /ss13g/ needs
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>>136164814
Fucking this
I don't post on the thread much, I just read it, and so much of it is clogged up with this useless shit
I want to see discussions on proposed additions, discussions of the events of the round, and good old fashioned arguing and shitposting, not this garbage.
Take your "X is cute CUTE" and "I want X to cradle my balls/robust me with a toolbox/file my taxes" somewhere else
You don't even have to stop doing it, just take it to a different place so those of us that don't want to be involved don't have to see it
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>>136165463
>file my taxes
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>>136162591
>Gygax angry
You have no idea.
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>>136161582
>>136162640
Jakob son of Jakob. That one hermit Xenoarch.
With the cursed dice, he transforms into a Skrell, Vox, Cluwne, Slime, or Catbeast.
If he finds a DNA scrambler large artifact like he always does, he'll be transformed into a special snowflake dark skinned neon haired waifu with a bunch of genetic powers and defects like demon horns, stuttering lisps, Hulk, etc.
You always need that one character that hits all of the fetishes.
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>>136166973
Kill yourself
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>>136167013
Seconded.
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>>136166349
>have to pay $500 out of my income tax because I don't have medical insurance
Thanks, Obama.
>>
>>136167586
Get medical insurance you fag
At least sign up for Obamacare
>>
>>136167586
>don't have to pay $1000 out of your pocket for an ambulance ride because you have insurance

the system is fucked don't blame the chimp for trying
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How do you go from doing this?
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>>136168305
To saying this?
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>>136168136
i have limited sympathy for people talking about their hard life and lack of time when they're telling it to me over the internet on 4chan in a video game thread.
>>
>>136168305
>>136168416
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewforum.php?f=20
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>>136168542
Admins aren't allowed to make ban requests.
>>
>>136168136
you know if you don't get it soon you will automatically be fined for it?
the money can come straight out of your bank without your approval
>>
>>136168614
What gave you that impression? Deadpool asked me not 2 weeks ago if I thought a silicon violated its laws then made a ban request after the fact.

Admins don't handle their own bans when they get fucked. They make ban requests.

Anyway go make a ban request seriously we're not going to use the thread to lynch people we don't like. We're gonna use the forum to do that!
>>
>>136168452
Well, fuck you too.
I just wanted to hold onto my past life as a glimmer of hope as my soulcrushing career begins.

I guess I should just stop going on the internet entirely, fuck a whore, have 2-3 kids with the bitch, and leave the whore and the kids to rot in the hands of welfare and child support I'll refuse to pay, lose my shitty job, and drink myself to death, like all the other fuckheads around here.

Time to leave the thread for good and live out the American Dream™.
>>
Good xenobio work, the things we can achieve when we work together
>>
>>136163285
>getting his le wifeys to toe the line for him
>not good with the ladies
>>
>>136168915
that's a good plan. alternatively, you could stop wallowing in your r9k melancholy about how life is hard and improve it for yourself instead of turning to video games to escape your life.
>>
>>136169017
tfw one xenobiologist gets banned despite equal participation
>>
This work, taxes, waifus, and other bullshit talk is depressing.
Everyone, talk about the good things in your lives right now to help lighten the mood.
The twist? Explain the good things going on in your life in SS13 terminology, as if it was an Extended round.
>>
this thread sucks, can we abandon it 50 posts early again like the last thread?
>>
>>136169995
comfy lowpop :(
>>
>>136170314
Why? So we can nose dive into yet another awful thread?
>>
>>136168542
>>136168806
Done :^)
>>
https://youtu.be/cGuT97v4pv0?t=5
Assistant_Asks_For_Access_At_The_Head of Personnel's Line.avi
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>>136169995
Greytiding since February, after a long time working hard
>>
>>136170737
>handled when it happened
>b-but it wasn't handled properly since no one got banned waaaah
Consider suicide mon ami
>>
>>136132632
>>136132969
>Sue Bowchief
You mean the assburger who plays on hippie?
>>
>>136172785
The very same.
They were here until they were banned.
>>
>>136172908
>always wants to come into my botany
>just stares and sometimes waters the plants
>on rare occasions buzzes around me and makes gestures
>once get random engineer along bowchief, engineer proceeds to bash in my head
>bash in his groin since bucket > hardhat
>bowchief in return feeds me my melon and then tries to heal me in unorthodox places, AKA every place but medbay.
>after that has made it an objective 24/7 to make sure I don't die
>does this by disarm pushing and dragging
shoo shoo slimey limey
>>
>Try to make my characters actual characters instead of self-insert
>My favorite character/staticname is a dick to almost everyone
>That feel when I'll never make a friendo/husbando list
Feels bad, man. I don't wanna have to suck up to everybody, space needs assholes...
>>
>>136174802
What's your characters name? Chances are I've taken notice already.
>>
Why is cargo the gayest part of the station?
No matter what, it always turns out gay.
Cargonia? More like Homonia.
>>
>>136172785
>>136172908
>hippie
Hippie is strange in the form where they think it's okay to lose to a 4 man syndie squad if there's 40 people on the server.
>>
>>136174802
>tfw you have characters for certain jobs and moods
>tfw 8 slots isn't enough
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>>136175604
Anon, that's potentially 36 people who can all take a drug from chemistry that makes stuns do jack shit to them and bash in the ops with a baseball bat that ignores any armor.
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>>136160419
I have a girlfriend. I just like it when people give me free shit or are nice.
>>
Give roundstart skellingtons, please.
>>
Can sec and heads be antags again?
>>
>>136181168
I think it was a glitch with auto traitor.
>>
>>136181215
That sucks, it actually makes it so boring that they can't be roundstart antags
>>
>>136181168
They always could be traitors, vampires, lings,but the chance is lowered.
Non-implanted heads (CMO, CE, RD) can also be cultists at roundstart.
>>
>>136181331
I forgot to add, but to back up my words I get antag as CMO fairly often, and Ferbabdass claims the same.
>>
>>136181331
I could be wrong but I'm pretty sure they just flat out couldn't be antags at one point in the past. Though I've only started playing again recently.
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>>136070431
/vg/ Ain’t free. The tree of griff and valids gotta be litterd with the blood of catbeasts. Pomf "ERP with furries in dorms" Chicken is not my server host. he is filthy RP fag and probbaly from baystation as well :DD. ANTAG and VALIDS not RP and BAYSTATION ok. praise sawbones.
>>
I want to try my hand at being sec or detective but I'm so afraid of being shit and pissing off the more experienced players.
Being geneticist is fun and all but you are far too often away from all the action.
How do I deal with this crippling fear of failure?
>>
>>136181626
Just ignore people being salty faggots.
Being incompetent and inexperienced wont get you banned or in trouble so dont worry about admins.
>>
>>136181626
Just do it faggot.
As long as you don't willingly mess things up (as in, abusing your power), nothing can happen to you. Admins will understand if you make mistakes.
>>
>>136181476
/vg/ Ain’t free. The tree of roleplay and waifus gotta be litterd with the blood of assistants. Pomf "Armoury looter" Chicken is not my server host. he is filthy TTT fag and probbaly from hippie as well :DD. ROLEPLAY
and WAIFUS not ANTAG and VALIDS ok. praise shiggy.
>>
NEW THREAD >>>136181646
NEW THREAD >>>136181646
NEW THREAD >>>136181646
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>>136182138
Oh you twisted fucking nigger, I see what you did there.
>>
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>>136182215
>>
>>136181798
>>136181860
O-ok I'll give it a shot today after wage slaving. Thanks.
>>
>play as hos
>get reports of confirmed gangs
>captain captures a gang head and goes to execute him
>ai jails him based on law 1
>go try to get the ai switched to paladin
>get jailed myself for trying to subvert
>meanwhile the station goes to shit and gangs take over while all of sec is in permabrig
We had it under control until the AI decided to be absolutely literal with it's laws and completely fuck up the round. Some guy broke into the chamber to fix it and the AI disconnected right as they made it in. So fucking stupid, completely ruined my round.
>>
>>136162335
Oh god why the fuck
Mechs are not even important part of a game
>>
>>136162640
>play every day for 3 months for many hours because neet
>git gud at some jobs
>no love in thread ever

Feelsbadman
>>
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Well that was a fun round.
>>
Heh, bump
>>
>>136188872
Nobody here cares about anyone who isn't a waifu or a massive shitler
If you're just in it for (positive) attention, you should play on pub servers
On one of those servers, if you stay true to yourself and follow your dreams, you'll be an admin within a couple months
I know from multiple experiences
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