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Naruko Edition


>Steam Group
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>New to Storm and/or coming from "traditional" fighting games?
http://forums.shoryuken.com/discussion/comment/7766808/#Comment_7766808

>How to force a jump blocker to do something offensive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMPEHZjOTWo

>Previous thread
135581929
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actually hit bump limit sub edition
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>>135764613
What is the purple tape for?
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>>135764804
Clan marking?

Kinda like Kiba I guess.
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>>135764881
Rin is an oddly unexplored character
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>>135765165
And yet she's the catalyst for the entire manga plot.
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>>135765165
>unexplored

we've explored all 50 million variations of kakashi and obito killing her, though
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First for REMOVE DA RIN
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is my keyboard just shit or is there something conflicting between the shift key and the number pad keys?

Doesn't let me do throws or counter attacks
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>>135765558
It doesn't get old
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do you plan with a gamepad or keyboard, /nsunsg/
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Does wanting to cum down Naruko's throat make you gay?
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>>135765165
She got like four separate flashbacks
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>>135765907
Konohamaruko > Naruko
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>>135765764
Don't play with a keyboard for goodness sake
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Mexico Sasuke when?
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>>135766603
It's an exclusive for South Americans.
CC2 definitely got a rep for keeping things exclusive too so I wouldn't get your hopes up
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>>135766072
No. It's only gay if it's regular Nardo. So I guess I'm pretty gay
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>>135766761
Hopefully I wouldn't have to fight hues to get it
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Best waifu reporting in.
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>>135767441
u wot
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>>135767441
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>>135767830
thanks coolest guy
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>>135767441
Dead.
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>>135767830
Rin confirmed for superior than Konan
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>>135767830
>"I will take your little rainbow bridge and it's seven colors and plunge it all into darkness."
Isn't that homophobic?
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>>135767732
I refuse to believe Ao didn't tap dat
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>>135768143
>man the fuck up itachi
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>>135764613
>>135765165
>tfw you realize Team Minato would have been god-tier without Rin to fuck everything up
Just had a match using them against a Shisui/Itachi/Sausage team. Got off the team UTJ in the first round and finished him off with Minato's first ultimate in the second.
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>>135767830
How many times did Coolest Guy get that arm blown off throughout the series?
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>>135768394
She's always been a mess
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>>135768572
Like four times.
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>>135768143
Truly he was the Coolest Guy

I wish that was an alternate Masked Man costume though. Obito rocks the Madara hairstyle.
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>>135767830
>We never heard from Amegakure again
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>>135768694
Good thing Madara kept all that spare Hashi jizz lying around.
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Reminder the coolest guy's sharingan lab is field pack with sharingan untouched really for harvesting at any moment once it's discovered
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>>135769220
So...no one in Konoha was like "Hey, where did all their eyes go?" with the Uchiha corpse?
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>>135769220
Reminder that Shin clones exist
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>>135756905
>Orochimaru's imprisoned bloated broodmother that just pumped out test subjects
pic related

Also a fanfiction that featured Mei teaching Naruto the ancient art of fuck was posted here a while back.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10915478/

It was a NH fanfic but still, I too like the idea of a young guy getting it on with an experienced older lady. At least to prepare him to pleasure a good woman.
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>>135769572
and they can all mangekyo
you know what must be done
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>>135769572
>>135769757
But they are with Konoha now.
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>>135769757
Hand them over to the man responsible for the zombie army that killed thousands, who wanted nothing more than the sharingan for his collection of godly genes?
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>>135767312
I want dadruto to come inside me.
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>>135769691
that is extremely relevant to my interests, good find

>tfw no Cum Release: Power of Ten Thousand Suns no Jutsu
>tfw if there is anyone in the narutoverse that knows it, it's Mei
>tfw she'll never teach it to you
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>>135770269
>Hinata sees this every day
what a lucky lady
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Alright bitches, you're sitting down for a game of Crusader Kage 2. Who do play as?

Fucking Babby Mode
>Senju
>Uchiha

Easy Mode
>Uzumaki
>Hyuuga
>Sarutobi
>Any clan the other initial Kage descend from

Normal Mode
>Kaguya
>Any unmentioned clan with a Kekkei Genkai
>Nara
>Yamanaka
>Akimichi
>Hozuki
>Puppet clan
>Freaky fish clan

Hard Mode
>Aburame
>Inuzuka
>Any unnamed clan with a traditional family summon
>Any unnamed influential clan from one of the big five nations

Nightmare Mode
>Any unnamed influential clan from one of the minor nations
>Any complete nobody clan from one of the big five nations

Nigh Impossible Mode
>Any complete nobody clan from one of the minor nations
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>>135770805
I'm all about the Hyuuga life
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>>135770805
>Dante Must Die Mode: Sound Village
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>>135770775
You can always get one of these, anon kun.
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>>135770805
Gotta go with the lightning niggers.

I'd put the Hyuuga in normal mode too. Going with the strongest of each clan, Kimimaro, the clamkage and Sasori were all light years ahead of Neji.
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>>135771515
Kaguya have that "Everybody fucking hates you" trait, while the Hyuuga get a lot of bonuses to stability, though
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Fuck this shit, I'm going MAN MODE
>Might Clan
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not nearly enough love for based sharkbro in these threads

easily one of the coolest characters in the entire series. his speech to itachi about how sharks kill each other in the womb was too sick
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>>135772124
Every time he's brought up, it's acknowledged that he was the realest nigga
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>>135772124
i never thought any of the akatsuki were devoted enough to commit suicide to prevent any info leaks
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>>135764506
Good edition.
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>>135772367
though i guess the guy that murdered teammates and friends to prevent interrogations would do it
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>>135772325
Oh, good then.

>the tailless tailed beast

muh dick

>>135772367

Especially Kisame, the dude definitely seemed like the pure only-in-it-for-the-bloodlust kind of guy.

>let's his brothers feast on his flesh to do it

how can he get more based
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>>135772124
Was it sage mode?
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>>135772854
laughed audibly, would make a ton of sense

at some point everyone just started pulling sage powers out of their ass
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are you guys all euros? thread always dies in the evening here and it's active as fuck when I'm sleeping
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>>135773356
Pretty sure those are the strayans you're talking about
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>>135773356
Most are Aussies I think
Me I'm Americano
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>>135773583
Me too. I kind of assumed most people here were burgers.
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>>135773583
>>135773570
really? strayans? shiieeed

>>135773836

I also thought most were murrifats but the thread activity peaks at completely the wrong times for that
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>>135773570
>>135773990
It would make sense if this general were crawling with strayans. It explains the high proportion of shitposts.
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>>135772367
Most of them were in Akatsuki as a way to accomplish their own goals.

Kakuzu wanted sheckels
Hidan wanted to kill people
Itachi was a Konoha spy
Sasori wanted corpses to turn into puppets
Deidara wanted to blow shit up

Kisame on the other hand joined because he truly believed in coolest guy's plan
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>>135774146
I will gladly welcome strayan shitposters over whiny grumpy asshats that just nitpick every little thing that bothers their bottom about the game

Tobiramabro is a bro
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>>135774543
>Hidan wanted to sacrifice plebs for the righteous glory of Lord Jashin

ftfy

I just realized I haven't even played Hidan in this game, does he still have the cool as balls awakening?
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>>135774146
Holy fucking shit, Shizune is pure sex.
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>>135774827
And yet nobody is tapping that.
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>>135774543
and orochi wanted sweet sharingans
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>>135765985
I do all my planning with a pen and paper.
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>>135774916
Is this a doujin?
if so pls source
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>>135775152
>he doesn't plan with a keyboard
baka desu
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>>135774550
It keeps the general alive and interesting, so I welcome it as well.
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baka desu senpai
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>>135775130
I always forget that he was an Akatsuki too
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>>135775152
I do all my planning with the wombs of my daughters.
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>>135770805
Hyuuga or Uzumaki to learn the ropes, then Izunuka.
Finally I get obsesdive about getting all them cheevos.
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>>135775658
hiashi got em again, god fucking damn
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>>135775541
Snake master is too big to just be somebody else's lackey, it was never meant to be

kept my fingers crossed until the very end that he'd pop up and be true final boss
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>>135776797
I was kind of expecting it too, all the way up to the rabbit shit with Kaguya, since snakes eat rabbits

But him just going about his business for the rest of time might be even better
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>>135765907
Which filler was that
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>>135776797
>implying
oro pretty much ran away like a bitch the moment iatchi owned him at his failed attempt of getting his body.
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>>135777175
Just think how fucking close he was to assuming his brother's body and powers.

Would have been literally stronger than Madara
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>>135777545
But Itachi had ninja aids, same problem as Kimimaro
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>>135777809
i thought it was just like super eye overuse
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>>135777809
what ninja aids, didn't kimi just have some non-descript illness?

and I was talking about Sauce becoming his host, not itachi
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>>135778039
No, that'd just make him go blind, he was dying of some unspecified illness, just like Kimimaro was

>>135778263
Right, read it wrong, my bad
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>>135777175
>looking a sharingan user straight in the eye

I thought Oro was supposed to be smart
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>>135778881
Kishi makes everyone retarded to hype up his husbando Itachi
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>>135764506
>>Previous thread
>135581929
One fucking job
>>135772448
No, very bad edition 3/10
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>>135777809
Do you think they got it from fucking the same guy?
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Is this a Naruko thread?
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>>135770805
Either Senju or Uchiha

You wouldn't pick anyone other than Burgerland or the Ruskies in a Cold War game, would you?
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>>135779986
Nigga half the fun is outskilling the big players with some nobody group
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>>135779585
Yes.
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Oh right, I forgot Itachi had some super slow cancer that made him unable to be lovey dovey and friendshipy and instead go on a ridiculously elaborate suicide mission that included making sure only his brother could carry on the uchiha genes.


Jesus christ the ass pulls never end, do they

kishiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
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>>135779585

Man, series with Naruko would have been fun

>Jiraiya having to deal with a girl going through puberty for three years

and he thought he had it bad getting fisted by 4 tails naruto
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Who's the Raven of Naruto?http://youtu.be/oudFwl5IcZg
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>>135780935
>Raven
?
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>>135781173
fuck off with that garbage
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>tfw she is fat now
fuck you too kishimoto
i hope mikio turns her into semen snek once again
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>>135781501
>implying she'll even show up in the new series
Fucking Ankofags I swear
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Why is Orochimaru not in ninja jail for kidnapping, experimenting and murdering innocent people? Crimes also include being in the Akatsuki, killing the 3rd Hokage and training Sasuke the rogue ninja who wanted to destroy the hidden leaf?
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>>135780935
Which character could see into the future?
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>>135781593
fuck you
she gave me lotta boners when she first appeared in chuunin exams
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>>135781596
He was the coolest sneak!
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>>135780935
Seeing the future? Neji. Because he was right all along. Raven Symone? Also Neji. He began as a promising child star, then was forgotten for a while, then he became a comic relief fool in the spinoff. Raven's career and Neji are both currently dead.
Also I am straight up jamming to that song now.
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>>135781918
>she gave me lotta boners when she first
And nothing else.
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>>135781596
yeah... sorry
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what's the best soundtrack and why is it obviously Itachi's theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=440UkXOXL0E
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>>135782229
>Cory in the village
I remember that crossover!
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>>135782260
>they gave him back Blade Dance as a jutsu
He's finally decent again.
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>>135766603
Where the hell do you get that costume from a DLC code at Taco Bell?
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What if Kakashi was the bad guy and Obito was the good guy? What if Naruto was the traitor and Sasuke was the one who stayed loyal?
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>>135782435
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Reminder to join the official /nsunsg/ Discord https://discord.gg/0sK89npiaqpJ5k9l
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>>135783231
>implying Obito wasn't the good guy
Last I checked he was just trying to make it so that nobody had to suffer anymore and create a world where everyone could live out their own personal dreams.
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>>135783231
How does Kakashi become a credible threat with no magic eyeballs?
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>>135783612
He has Obito's eye.
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>>135783612
hes still got the 1000+ stuff hes already copied
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>>135783757
He can't do all that without the Sharingan.
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>>135783757
>implying he even remembers half of it
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>>135783721
How does he get Obito's eye if he is the one that gets crushed by the rocks and picked up by Madara?

>>135783757
None of that is a sharingan, wood shit or a tailed beast so he is completely useless.
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>>135783612
Fuck ton of memorized jutsu and no more chakra sapping handicap.

Probably cant use chidori anymore though.
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>>135783991
I guess Madara gives him an eye.
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>>135783231
>what if sasuke was actually wind element and learned rasengan and nardo was actually lightning element and learned chidori?

this scene always bothered me
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>>135784143
Well rasengan doesn't actually require an element to learn since it's just pure chakra,
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>>135784143
Sasuke COULD learn the Rasengan since he has the Sharingan. Kakashi knew how to do it because of that.
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>>135783991
>None of that is a sharingan, wood shit or a tailed beast so he is completely useless.

reminder Guy also advanced Madara to his final form with nothing but "taijutsu"
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>>135784143
I fucking hated that scene, if Kishi wanted to drive home the point of "we could be in each other shoes right now" he should have drawn Sasuke in a Konoha vest and Naruto with snek clothes or fully letting out the fox.

Rasengan isn't good and chidori isn't evil.
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>>135784309
I though Minato taught him the rasengan but he just never used it because he couldn't mix it with his chidori.
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>>135784370
Kishi probably didn't want to take too many liberties with the parallel.

It is still lazy though.
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>>135783231
And if my grandmother had wheels she would've been a bike.
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>>135784350
And he needed to kill himself for that
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>>135784612
still, "I got Madara to his final fucking form" is an accolade anyone would be proud of
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>>135784143
>>135784370
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>>135784441
Friendly reminder that Bort knows both the Rasengan, has Lightning element, and managed to combine shape and nature manipulation. It's only a matter of time.
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>>135785005
>has Lightning element
He does? I thought he only had wind/water element.
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>>135784870
that's what I'm talking about

damn that one had some really good quicktime events

wish you could play all of them from every game, completely over-the-top gigantic finishing moves are some of the best parts

literally laughed out loud when I watched the full akatsuki secret combo technique
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>>135784612
But he didn't really die in the end, he's only crippled for life.

>tfw you have to suffer as a cripple for the rest of your days instead of a glorious death in combat earning your subsequent eternal glory in Sto'Vo'Kor like a true warrior.
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>>135785354
Guy invented a new form of wheelchair based combat
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>>135785091
Wind, Water and Lightning. Hiashi hit the jackpot.
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>>135785575
Ah he probably got it from Hinata since her chakra nature is the same as Sasuke's.
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>>135785507
>wheelchair based combat
that sounds about as relevant as wheelchair basketball
Might be impressive compared to other cripples and they could probably take an average able-bodied person, but against a regular basketball player they would still get their shit pushed in.
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>>135785843
At least we'll get to see Sausage teach him Raiton-based shit in the new series.
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>>135785354
>>135785507
>>135785852

w.e he can just open the last gate again and finish the job while almost certainly taking out anyone not named Madara
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>>135784870
They both have terrible taste in clothes
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>>135785987
They got better as time went on.
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>>135785843
>her chakra nature is the same as Sasuke's
well that explains why Nardo likes her to put a bag over her head and release chakra when they fuck. Now that her hair's short again he doesn't even need the bag. He just turns the lights out and plows her from behind.
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>>135786215
>your arms almost ready
>like wait few days or less and you can have an arm
>no i have to skip out for the next few years cya
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>>135786215
He'd be pulling off the vest if he had two arms and if he weren't a fucking alien hunter
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>>135785987
Madara wearing sauce clothes is my new husbando
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>>135786363
It's probably because Sakura wanted to put it on so she could trap him in a room for 10 minutes.
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>>135786215
>that vest

I'm puking internally

what's he trying to channel, a young, down-on-his-luck substitute teacher?
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>>135786215
Could be worse. At least he stopped letting the local pedophile pick his outfits. And then there's the emo fringe.
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>>135786363
Having a stump instead of an arm is more dark and edgy.
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>>135786557
Isn't that what he is to Boruto though?
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>>135786621
Not edgy enough.
Using a purple flaming skeleton arm as your arm is the true way to be dark and edgy.
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>>135786636
Sauce is more like his substitute daddy.
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>>135786557
>down-on-his-luck substitute teacher?
Yeah, pretty much.
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>>135786636
He is more like his second dad
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>>135786363
So how did sauce do pic related with one arm? And also not even meeting his daughter for 12 years?
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Okay, so didn't Sasuke get a super special Indra Rinnegan that not only retained its tomoe, but was actually red?

like, there was an official color page when they came back, and it was red

cause everywhere I see it now it's just the regular purple rinnegan. unless it somehow devolved sometime after battle
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>>135787267
Susanoo arm.
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>>135787341
Colored manga differing from anime is a common thing. You don't know color confusion until you've seen the Jojo shit. That was baffling
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>>135787937
I thought it was very intentional, as in someone even commented on it in the manga.

Red Rinnegan with Tomoe granted by Hagoromo is quite different from regular purple rinnegan
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>>135783426
ur chat is shit
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>>135788372
It's always possible they just recolored it in the anime. Kinda like how Naruto's chakra and Rasengan were meant to not be blue. Blue is a hero color, though, so they went with that
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>>135789170
From the wiki:

>Received from Hagoromo Ōtsutsuki, Sasuke's left Sharingan awakens the Rinnegan. Unlike most Rinnegan, Sasuke's has six tomoe that, when present, indicate his eye is fully charged. If it loses its charge, Sasuke cannot use the eye's Rinnegan powers until the tomoe return, though he retains access to the abilities of the Sharingan and Mangekyō; keeping his eye closed apparently speeds up the recharge.

huh
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>>135789170
Naruto straight said in the manga that if he had to give a colour to his chakra, it 'felt' blue, whereas Kurama's 'felt' red.

It's also said that chakra can be differently coloured from person to person.
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>>135737735
Where would I even post it?
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>>135790090
>Naruto straight said in the manga that if he had to give a colour to his chakra, it 'felt' blue, whereas Kurama's 'felt' red.

Wrong, it was yellow and red
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>>135790665
Huh. There you go. Maybe he said blue in the anime sub to fit the colour and that's what I remember. Odd.
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What was the best fight in the game?
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>>135790665
even among the uchiha they have different colors you can tell by the susanoo's like madara's is blue, iatchi's is red, shishi's green and sasuke's is purple.
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>>135791736
me & ur mum
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>>135792116
This chapter was the first and last time Ebisu was relevant.
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>>135790421
You could make a fanfiction.net account, or join that retarded 2 day queue to get an invite to make an archive of our own account, but probably the easiest way to post story length text it if you want to stay anonymous is to just use pastebin.
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>>135793071
He taught Naruto for a chapter while Kakashi fucked off with Sausage
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>>135793141
Ugh, it's like 105 pages long. Maybe Pastebin it, who knows.

Can I just upload a word document to FF.net?
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>>135792069
Did you win?
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>>135793352
well my pull out game isn't that great but hey at least you are here that all that matters son
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>>135793230
Jiraiya instantly took his place.
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>>135793071
You could say the same about Konohamaru
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>>135793714
Didn't Konohamaru take down a Path of Pain? And he'll also be relevant in the Boruto manga, since he's Boruto, Sadara and Mitsuki's sensei.
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>>135793334
I haven't posted anything on FF for literally years so their system might have changed.

There's scribd.com if you just want to post the document. You can post without making an account, and make it private.
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>>135793890
>Didn't Konohamaru take down a Path of Pain?
Yeah, but that didn't matter in the slightest since it got better later.
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>>135793951
Forgot to mention that you need an email address to post something on scribd, though.
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>>135794043
>>135793890

you now remember Pain brutally murdering Kakashi
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>>135794246
I thought Kakashi died of chakra exhaustion?
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>>135794246
He came back though.
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>>135794321
>kakashi
>ever exhausting his chakra even though he abuses sharingan powers more than most uchiha and has exponentially less inherent chakra than they do

lel

in any case it would've been a very simple matter to finish him off, he was like almost fully buried

my memory is hazy though
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>>135794321
He got a nail sent through his skull.
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>>135794574
>>135794545
You idiots. He kamui'd the nail, then Chouji was about to get his fat ass killed by a missile, so Kakashi man'd his ass up and kamui'd that away too, leading to chakra exhaustion.
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>>135794751
Point still stands, would've been far too easy to finish him off
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>>135794751
That is not what happened, friend
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>>135794982
>Know Pein
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>>135794982
>pein
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>>135794482
>I got better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzYO0joolR0
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>>135794982
did you not read the next chapter? he faxed getting hit and kamui'ed the nail away.
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>>135795117
>>135795098
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>>135795463
Nigger that is some foreshadowing you got there

I better see a reference to Orochimaru being thrown a parade later
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Is Tsunade the most underwhelming hokage by miles?

I literally don't even remember her being involved in the latter stages of the war

bitch is no where near even the Third's level, let alone the First, Second, and Fourth's, or Naruto or Kakashi for that matter

even Danzo would get up in this bitch's face
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>>135796357
She was the first woman Hokage.
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Would everyone have preferred if Sakura hooked up with someone else.
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>>135796719
yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes literally anyone
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>>135796719
>cuckra
>with anyone else
hahaha
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>>135796719
Nah, I like how it ended. I hope their relationship gets better.
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>>135796864
>anyone
Tsunade?
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>>135796719
I'd have preferred that every time Sasuke fought with Sakura, he'd take it easy on her, and that you could tell he didn't want to hurt her (much?). I like that their marriage gets better, but I wish the buildup hadn't been so one-sided
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>>135796719
People who want Sakura to have someone else are people who either A cared to much for Sakura and gained some sort of empathy for her or B had some god awful crack ship. Sasuke and Sakura are perfect because two pieces of garbage deserve each other. Think about how much it would drag down someone like Lee who claimed to have a crush on Sakura in part 1. The man would be reviled for settling for Sakura
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>>135796719
Would've been satisfying if Lee got to tame that strange after all her rejection just because she couldn't have the Sauce. And then Lee uses the power of YOUTH to turn her into less of an insufferable cunt.
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>>135797160
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>brother wants to make uchiha first hokage
>"leader shouldn't be appointed, he should be chosen by the people", epicly cuck madara
>inherit Hokage title from your brother
>appoint your successor (your pupil and comrade)
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>>135798718
Oh wow never thought about that
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>>135798937
The entire Hokageship is nepotism.

> First Hokage was democratically elected
> Second Hokage was the brother of the first
> Third Hokage was the student of the Second
> Fourth Hokage was the student of the student of the Third, one of the Sannin
> Fifth Hokage was the granddaughter of the First, and student of the Third, and one of the Sannin
> Sixth was the student of the Fourth
> Seventh was the son of the Fourth, student of the Sixth, and part-time apprentice of the student of the Third.
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>>135798224
>>135797160
>"pin the tail on the demon fox"
the idea of a whole town coming together to organize a holiday for the abuse of a child makes my sides hurt
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>>135798224
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>>135799337
Tsunade was more of a second option since Jiraiya was orginally picked first to be the next Hokage but he rejected the offer.
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>>135797234
wait you talking tsunade x sakure or tsunade x sasuke

because either of those are great for reasons beyond simply not being SasuSaku
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>>135801465
cuckra x no one
is the best pairing though
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>>135801601
Fuck you and your "Pinkshit" meme.
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>>135802296
>meme
She's actually the worst.
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>>135802423
Hiruzen is so fucked up in this. Orochimaru really would be doing everyone a favor.
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>>135802423
>Guess who that turned out
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>>135802767
Shit. Cheers. It'll be fixed in the Imgur album.

>>135802732
He's too old to mess around with things like 'morality' and 'ethics'. He's so old, and his mercy has long since left.
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>>135769495
iirc a filler episode that covered it had one of the shinobi report to hiruzen (at the scene of the massacre) that a bunch of them had missing eyes

my catchpha had m click all the images with salad
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>>135781593
Fuck you, anko was great. The new series is a great chance to focus on other characters besides uchihas and their magical eyeballs.
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>>135803350
I want to plump her up.
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>>135803350
THICK
T
H
I
C
K
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>>135803415
>>135803424
lol where you thirsty fucks come from?
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>>135803558
>implying Naruto fans aren't thirsty
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>>135802423
I gotta be honest you guys, I have NO idea what direction I'm taking this.
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>>135804114
You're on the road without a Map, huh?
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Why does it never show the fucking finish images that I select but completely different ones...
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>>135804114
Just fucking do whatever, who gives a shit

As long as you maintain better continuity than Kishi

That's been my stance on whether a particular Naruto fanwork is good
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>>135804297
The what?
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>>135804297
because your a fuccboi
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>>135804419
The finish cut-in images or whatever they're called.
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>>135804114
>Naruto's TNJ is him converting everyone to his demon cult.
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What if they made him much more edgier?
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>>135766603
Already got it by setting my XB1 to Spanish and location to South America.
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>>135804289
>>135804392
Pretty much, yeah. I mean, I don't know if I'll keep good continuity or not. There'll probably be some several themes that remain. Naruto holding black rage bubbling just under the surface that dwarfs Sasuke's. Iruka hating Jews. Hiruzen being a pedophile with delusions of nuking the world.

>>135804540
I might actually do this, hey.

> TnJ's Zabuza
> Zabuza slaughters all of those bandits and Gato for the glory of Kurama
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>>135804297
Well, there are two reasons for that. Some characters have special finish cut ins in certain circumstances. If you're playing as Mifune fighting Hanzo, you'll get a special image. If you land a Team Ultimate Jutsu, you get a special image, and so on.

Alternatively, you may not actually be selecting your customization. At the character select menu, there should be an option to "Select Customization". This will allow you to choose from the ones you've set. If you just select a character, you'll be given the defaults.
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>>135804516
see
>>135804443
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>>135804691
>The ending is Naruto being Hokage of the world, ruling it with an iron fist and everyone worshiping Kurama in his unholy, demonic honor with his son being groomed to be the Anti-Christ of the Ninja world.
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>>135804691

>Naruto holding black rage bubbling just under the surface that dwarfs Sasuke's

Is Sasuke just going to be more of a "that feel when family killed" depressive sad sack of shit who occasionally goes full "REEEEEEEEEEE"?

Or is he just autistic?
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>>135805220
I honestly don't know how I'm going to write Sasuke, yet. I think I'm going to write him full-brutal against Sakura. Like, more than everyone else is.
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>>135804540
jesus christ my kekkels
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>>135780449
>Constantly goes Roshi on her and molests her during training
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>>135805494
You know, fucking everyone knew how to do henge

They could literally just turn into who or whatever they want

Yet they never fucking do

What's up with that
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>>135781501
>>135803415
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>>135805494
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>>135805945
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>>135806038
So in this universe, is Madara a true hero trying to save the world by protecting everyone from the Kurama cult by ushering them into a dream?
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>>135805494

>I think I'm going to write him full-brutal against Sakura. Like, more than everyone else is.

Sakura never gets over Sasuke because she comes to enjoy the abuse?

That's perfect.
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>>135806347
>Sakura develops Karin-tier masochism
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>>135806038
Justify his evil talk no jutsu with Kurama's retarded negative emotion giving/emotion sensing abilities, too.
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>>135806146
>"By putting everyone in an infinite dream, Obito. All of mankind will be saved from Nine-Tail's demonic influence and live happily ever after."
>"Will I still see my Rinny again?"
>"Yes, you will see your "Rinny" again! How many times do I have to tell you that? Don't you even care about the future of all human life?!"
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>>135806038

>>135806347
I dunno exactly. We'll see how it goes. I can't wait to get to it. Next chapter is Sasuke Uchiha. Woo!.
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>>135806126
Magnificient teats, still thin. Naruto really lucked the fuck out.
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>>135806736
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>>135806126
Not very good at moon, but she's saying something like:
>"Does Naruto kun also want to eat it?"
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>>135807576
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>>135807576
This really puts him giving everybody his chakra during the Great Ninja War into a different light
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>>135808107
We are only at the beginning of the manga and things are already taking a terrifying turn.
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>>135808128
It really does. So why does Hinata like him in this parody universe?

>>135808107
>when The Last comes
>mfw

that's better foreshadowing than Kishi did in his entire life, m8.
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>>135807314
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>>135808525
Maybe she wants to fuck Kurama? She might be able to see his fox chakra, wants the fox dick
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>>135808769
>she wants the malasion airlines
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>>135808107

>>135808128
>>135808270
It's gonna be great. I'm think I'll be using that red font more. I like it - I'm not sure what it exactly symbolises - perhaps Kurama's chakra rampaging through their systems.

>>135808769
I actually want to offset the rest of this with Hinata and Naruto being really nice and kind to each other. Like, just a complete 180 to literally every other thing that Naruto has been in this so far.

It'll be AMAZING when we get to where Neji sends Hinata into cardiac arrest.
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>>135808964
So I think this'll be the first recurring theme in the remake.
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>>135809296
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>>135809718
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>>135809992
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>>135810295
It's a shame Kishi didn't keep the industrial look for Konoha.
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>>135810506
probably too much of a pain to draw regularly. That's the whole reason why he made ninja headbands/gave Naruto one, since Nardo's goggles were annoying to draw every time
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>>135810603
It makes sense for Naruto to start wearing the headband. It IS the symbol of a Shinobi.
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>>135810295
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>>135810693
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>>135810693
>dat bottom right panel
Lol, oh no you didn't.
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>>135810693
Putting that forehead to good use, I see
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>>135810693
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>>135810693
>Sakura covered in cum
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Best characters reporting in
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>>135810931
Yeah, I had a feeling you'd all think that panel was hilarious.
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>>135811067
>tfw no gf
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>>135804114
who cares, random comedic shit superimposed over much chewed over media is always good, you just can't take yourself seriously
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>>135811067
another
>tfw no gf
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>>135811067
>this world will burn
>tfw no gf
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>>135811067

>>135811186
>>135811262
>>135811392
Keep an eye out for them!
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>>135811039
Best ship as well
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>>135811473
Kishi loves recycling
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>>135811694
Was that design in the Anime?
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>Tfw people last thread tell my my waifu and main is actually a guy
Also why is sasuke a cat in these webms?
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>>135811473
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>>135811039
fuckin show literally had me crying 17 episodes in

why, why do such irrelevant side characters get to stir such feels
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>>135811896
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>>135811730
No clue
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>>135811896
>first panel
Mien sides
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>>135811039
>tfw no Haku bf
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>>135811896
>i was saving my first kiss for my brother
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>>135812134
He looked cuter here
>>135812224
He only does the lipstick good in the manga and when he's dead.
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>>135812459

waaaaay overdone in >>135812134, apex qt here >>135812224
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>>135812772
This.
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>>135812134
>>135812224
>Best waifu
>Not even a girl

Hinatafags step down
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>>135813108
It is kinda crazy how loyal of a girl he was.
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>>135813320
>Girls
>Loyal
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>>135813345
I said how loyal of a girl he is i didn't imply girls were loyal i implied he was more loyal than a girl.
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>>135811896
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>Tfw can't find any good porn of haku
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>>135813526
What's the deal with apocalyptic Nardo
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>>135813526
Loving the call forwards

Too bad Kishi didn't have the benefit of knowing what was going to happen later in his series
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>>135813526

>>135813798
Have you been reading the earlier pages?
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>>135781596
Because he saved the world, Without him Naruto and Sasuke would be dead along with the rest of the ninjas in the fight. His jutsu revived the 2nd and the 4th hokage which both played a huge role in the fight. I'm pretty sure he even stopped and helped Tsunade and the rest of the kages after their defeat against Madara
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>>135813921
Yeah but I must have missed something
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>>135814112
Pretty much just sorta came in randomly, and I rolled with it. I'm pretty sure I'm running it as, when it's around Naruto, it's Kurama talking to him, and when it's around others, it's Kurama's chakra forcing its will onto theirs.

Yeah, I watched the Doctor Who episode 'The God Complex' last night. More or less what I'm doing in this.
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>>135813921
Why don't you get the anime ace font so the text blends in better?
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>>135814440
Is that what it is?! I had no idea what font they used, so I just used Comic Sans, hahaha! I'll look into it! Cheers!
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>>135814676
>Cheers!
Why do some people say this?
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>>135814741
Because I'm an Aussie and it's a national pasttime.
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>>135814440
>>135814676
I actually really like that it's different so I can see which text was kept the same as the original. Please don't change it.
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>>135814790
Have you ever said..."Crikey" once?
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>>135814874
Aiight, might keep it then. I dunno. I downloaded it anyway. We'll see how we go.

>>135814913
No I have not, due to not being the Crocodile Hunter. Rumour has it that if you look in a mirror and say Crikey three times, Steve Irwin will appear behind you riding a crocodile and kill you
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>>135813921
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>>135815159
Yes, I just realised the 'righting' spelling error. I fixed it.
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>>135815159
Even in parody, Sasuke is still the prick we know.
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>>135815159
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Just played Kakashi and he's fun as fuck. After 100 games I haven't met a single Kakashi player. Why?
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>>135816434
The newest kakashi sucks balls compared to the older in 4.
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>>135816074
This is actually getting good. But where did all the dick jokes go? I miss them.

You know if this keeps going on you wouldn't have to do every page. you could just cherry-pick the most exploitable ones or the ones most suited to tell this story or tell the best jokes.
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>changing character during a massive attack combo with character that already has massive attack range is fun and interactive
wew
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>English madara and pain
I fucking love these voices and wish i could steal them for my own use.
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>>135817115
Might bring them back where and when they make sense. It seems to have gone from lighthearted dick jokes to 'Holy shit, 9/10 people are psychopaths'.

I know I don't NEED to do every page, but I'm a perfectionist, so yeah, I do, hahaha.
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>>135816074
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>>135817593
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>>135817950
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>>135817950
>that's all it took
Lel
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>>135818585
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>>135819149
We're into really depressing territory here
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>>135819742
I started it out as 100% comedy, but I don't know if that's the direction I want to take it now. Still funny shit, but also saying stuff that I thought while watching the series.

That'll also probably be Sakura's character - similar to in the series, but put up to 11 - puts on a strong facade but is just sad and chronically depressed underneath.
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>>135819863
Yeah, I totally didn't realize she really doesn't have any friends at all after Ino dumped her
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>>135819149
Reminder that if Kishimoto had kept this 'I just want to be acknowledged' line of personality and thinking going with Sakura, and going more in-depth with it, it's possible she would've noticed a kindred spirit in Naruto, and a legitimate, loving, no-bullshit NaruSaku relationship could've worked.

But as it is, Best Girl won.
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>>135820283
>after she dumped Ino
FTFY
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>>135820378
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>>135820475
Oh right she out of the blue told her best friend to fuck off because they liked the same guy
Fucking nut
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>>135821002
I think I'm done for the night.
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>>135822029
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>>135822509
I could never tell what the fuck Sasuke was supposed to be doing in those two panels
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>>135822509
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I want to fuck Sakura.
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>>135822754
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>>135822963
I still reckon she'd be top sex, but not real gf or wife material
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>>135822963
Don't we all
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>>135822995
END OF CHAPTER 3
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>>135823086
But I want to make her my wife anon.

>>135823365
I want to do it first though!
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>>135823773
Be prepared to get HORRIBLE insurance premiums due to the constant house-punching-down.

The thing is I don't even really have a problem with her looks, it's just her personality is a flat 0/10.
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>>135804643
Can you do it on Steam?
Like, set your locale to Argentina or something?
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>>135823831
I can live with that anon, if it means I can be with her always.
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>>135823831
She probably wouldn't be so destructive if Sasuke didn't leave her to raise their daughter for twelve years.

Twelve years of having only Shino to relate too, who probably doesn't want to empathize with Sakura because she's not a kissless virgin.
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>no official art of a MILF clan leader Hanabi ever

;_;
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When's the next set of DLC coming out?

I wanna boot the game up again, see all the animations, and not touch it until the third DLC set
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Which sister wears it better?

Spoiler for areola slip.
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>>135826004
She probably won't even show up in Boruto just like in Shippuden
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>>135827482
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>>135827482
>>135827646
Gotta go with Hinatits
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>>135827492
>tfw they even make a joke of it by having Neji nearly forget her name in an end omake
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>>135768143
Which episodes are Itachi's filler? I want to watch it.
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>>135828379
It's the newest episodes on Crunchyroll m8, you need a premium account to watch the latest episode but it's only 6.99 a month. :^)
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Aiight here's a Dropbox link to a pdf to the fanfic I was talking about earlier, for like the two people interested.

https://www.dropbox.com/s/z7ogg44y1c5tus9/Death%20Mark.pdf?dl=0
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>>135764506
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvrumjfbqmE
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>>135828613
Fuck off retard.
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What girls in naruto are like hikage?
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>>135829993
That purple haired ANBU woman was pretty quiet and monotone.
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>>135796357
>I literally don't even remember her being involved in the latter stages of the war
Nobody alive did anything useful in the war except team 7, Bee, Guy and Orochimaru
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>>135799337
They don't even try to hide it
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>>135830365
the only good thing she did was tell off hiruzen's exteammates/"advisors"
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>>135830472
That being said, while nepotism probably has something to do with it, it's also that, you know, a student of a Hokage, who was a student of a Sannin, who himself was a student of a Hokage, will probably be pretty smart and powerful.

In this show, powerful people don't generally train duds.
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>>135830303
She's the one with the ded boyfriend right?
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>>135831653
Yep
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>>135808964
>I actually want to offset the rest of this with Hinata and Naruto being really nice and kind to each other


My man
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>>135832510
Yeah, well, guess who the one Naruto and Kurama keep referring to, the soulbound who'll willingly walk alongside Naruto as he scorches the earth beneath his feet.
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>>135832623
Yeah, I caught that. Keep up the good work, senpai
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>>135833103
Gonna crack onto chapter 4 tomorrow, since it's like half past midnight now and I have work in the morning. Still, I'm happy that people are enjoying it. Might update the Imgur album now before I head off.
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>>135830634
Yeah, but do they do this shit intentionally when they pick the genin teams right after the academy?

Do they say "let's put the hokage relatives, the Uchiha and the once in a lifetime geniuses all in the same team and have a someone who was trained by a hokage be in charge of them"? and then claim that the teams are meant to be balanced.
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>>135833241
Take care, friend.
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>>135833241
Good work
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Also just realised that somehow one of the pages from Chapter 1 was unedited, so I fixed that up as well.
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>>135833281
Seems like it. How else goes a graduating class have 7 clan heirs?
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>>135764506
is it safe the say Mitsuki is most OP character of the new generation?
>Has Orochimaru's Modified DNA
>Has Zetsu DNA because of said Modified DNA
>Probably has also Ootsutsuki DNA because of Toneri judging from the foreshadowing
Might as well has Luffy's DNA since stretchy arms
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>>135796357
>or Kakashi
Kakashi did literally nothing for 10 years


>>135795360
>Obito... Rin
Oh, Kakashi, if only you knew.
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Aiight nerds, all three chapters have been updated on Imgur. If you spot any issues, let me know. I probably won't fix spelling problems, since that's WAY too much effort.
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>>135796719
So long as we still get our Salad. I couldn't care less about Pink Shit.
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>>135816616
I know what you mean. Fanged Pursuit is fucking OP
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>>135835434
>Oh, Kakashi, if only you knew.
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>>135836957
>"Fuck you Kakashi. You killed muh Rin."
Probably something to that effect.
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>>135837412
Don't forget to throw in a ree
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Did the Rin hate die cause I would some more Rin hate.

Why? The way she used Kakashi to kill herself bothers the fuck outta me.
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>>135835728
Probably, Bort and Salad would remain the same even if Naruto and Sasuke had reproduced asexually.

Though I guess that Salad wouldn't have a catchphrase.
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>>135839745
>The way she used Kakashi to kill herself bothers the fuck outta me.
>Confesses to Kakashi immediately after Obito dies
>uses him to commit suicide without telling him about the bijuu traumatizing the fuck out of him
>after all that shit goes down takes back the insane mass murdering Obito like nothing happened
She's Pink Shit-tier.
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>>135840101
>Though I guess that Salad wouldn't have a catchphrase
>Sauce fucks Karin instead
>Salad is the same appearance and personality wise
>has bite healing and in the future chakra chains
>cousin incest with Bort
Sakura ruined everything
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>>135840489
>cousin incest with Bort
She already has that going on
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>>135839745
She's more useless than sakura and the only thing she has going for her is that she's "kinda nice"
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>>135841512
>"kinda nice"
see
>>135839745
>>135840287
Just like Sakura, she only looks that way.
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>>135840712
lets not forget the Mitsuki if he is really son of the Toneri
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>>135843570
Yeah, but nobody cares about the irrelevant side of Kaguya's bloodline
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>>135843570
Man if Kishi actually makes it so that Orochimaru became a woman and fucked Moon Man he'll be my personal hero
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>>135844403
Ditto
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>>135844403
he already pulled Karin being Sarada's mother red herring
im not gonna be suprised if Oro became a girl then went to moon to rape the moon kebab
or at least i expect Orochimaru to convince Toneri to pass on his genes since he probably wants his DNA because its closest one that related to Kaguya
thus Toneri accepts and give his DNA to him (or let him to take over his body because of guilt trip no jutsu), then Orochimaru combine Toneri's DNA with his, and start to grow Mitsuki and his other 2 siblings on big ass test tubes that we saw in gaiden
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>>135846972
also notice how he talks about muh genes
fucking Orochimaru man he really scared shit outta me in gaiden because he made a lotta sense
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>>135847468
hes like "i could take over your body right now but nah, not worth to damage since Uchiha bloodline is already got dirtied by pinkshit DNA and i have superior Ootsutsuki Genes that is closest to Kaguya"
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>>135846972
This. Either he fucked him or had him jerk off into a cup, but Netori is the father

Which is good news for Mitsuki because he'll be able to keep up with his demigod teammates
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>>135847891
Why didn't Oro mod him to have alium eyes then
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>>135848106
Because it would be the jobber eyes instead of the god ones
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>>135803350
BEST
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>>135848425
FAT
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>>135848106
he already has stretchy arms
also all moon byakugans are destroyed
and he cannot steal byakugan from Hyuugas since he has to lay low
so yeah, either Mitsuki awakens Byakugan/Tenseigan or the snake sage eyes like Orochimaru has
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>>135828379
Newest three episodes. It's still going on.
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>>135848425
my person who has african descent
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>>135850224
What Kishimoto did to this woman should be illegal.
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>>135850224
>>135850908
fatties pls go
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>>135848425
>Those plump tits
>Only wears a mesh bodysuit under that coat and pants

Kishi, why did you make her a fatty?
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New doujin for you guys. Just some straight up vanilla.

http://imgur.com/a/Egt5A
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>>135853057
Nice work
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Post your waifu
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>>135826209
April iirc
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>>135853057
Oh hell yes, thank you
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>>135853057
Never leave this place, TL Anon
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>>135853057
Leave this place TL Anon
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>>135839745
Rin a cute
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>>135850908
hope Mikio will correct his fault
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>>135856436
Her voice is cute.
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>>135853057
fuck i have to take my dad's insuline now
thanks tl anon
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>>135853057
>Naruto suggests they take a bath
>Hinata knows he's just gonna fuck her again in there
>Says yes anyway
Best wife.
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>>135839745

What bothers me is that Obito coincidentally comes out of his super secret 15 miles underground madara lair in the exact right place and time to see his friend murder his only affection

as if there weren't enough bad guys that got traumatized by losing their loved ones, Kishi has to go make a parody of himself with this retardedly coincidental and completely misunderstood tragedy
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>>135857884
It was all on purpose though
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>>135857884
It wasn't a coincidence, read the manga.
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>>135857884
madara had everything setup
it was all in his master plan
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>>135859673
>>135858517
>>135858275

regardless, it felt cheap and repetitive as fuck
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>We will never see cursed seal level 2 again
>Naruto will never embarrass Sasuke by showing all the genin how he rocked that madara hair
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>>135861378

Sasuke with lipstick + long hair was too much for Naruto.

He doesn't want to scare all the genin by having graphic no-homo ninja sex in front of them.
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>>135861378
>Naruto will never embarrass Sasuke by showing all the genin how he rocked that madara hair

source

also he's sort of rocking it now, same in the front but not long in the back
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>>135863307
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>>135847468
>Naruto is specifically told Oro is growing human life in a tube to experiment on
>doesn't even show a bit of anger at this
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>>135865457
forgot about that

though Madara's front bangs are different, and his hair goes all the way down to his waist and beyond
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>>135863307
>also he's sort of rocking it now

And Naruto is rocking Obito's
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>>135866428
holy shit how did I not notice that
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>>135865592
He compared them to Shadow Clones on purpose, because he knows Naruto is too dumb to think about it any further
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>>135866072
Was gonna call you out on being wrong but then I popped in the game disc fora sec and it seems you are somewhat right.
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>>135857884
It was all part of the Big Guy's Master Plan.
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>>135867282
Shame that Awakening sucks so much. PTS Sauce is where it's at.
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>>135867725
>PTS
?
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>>135868227
Pre-Time-Skip
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>>135868390
Maybe we should change it to PrTS and PoTS respectively?
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>>135867278
>be orochimaru
>screw with the village endlessly and corrupt many of its citizens' lives' permanently
>try to instigate a ninja war and fully kill the Third
>continue experimenting and spur one of the strongest young ninja in the world on a path of destruction
>get killed by said ninja
>get brought back by said ninja
>bring back some other ninja at swordpoint
>get credited with helping finish the war
>everyone has forgotten about/absolved you of your egregious crimes
>lay low until new hokage
>he's so dumb you can just experiment out in the open
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>>135868761
Maybe you should stop being so fucking retarded
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>>135819149
Wow. Sakura would've been a much more compelling character and had a much better reason for her Sasuke fixation if this were actually how it was written.
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>>135867725
Why not both?
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>>135869660
moar?
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>>135820378
>But as it is, the cool douche gets the girl and the hard working down to earth bro dodges a bitchy bullet and settles for the cute and lovely yet one-dimensional fangirl.

ftfy
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Anyone ever notice how scrawny pre-akatsuki Sasori is? That nigga probably spent all his practice time mastering puppetry instead of training himself to fight.
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>>135870190
Nigga doing that shit is exactly right is pretty hard.
Only made another one with Boruto.
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>>135827482
>>135827646
I always thought junketsu looked cooler plus the fact that it's sluttier and Hinata seems embarrassed about it makes it that much better, so I'll have to go with Hinata too.
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>>135870309
He fights with puppets. Also he can be the massive fujobait he is with muscles.
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>>135870291
There are like three wrong things that you added

1.That cool douche does not gives half a fuck about that girl
2.Naruto is not down to Earth in any sense
3.He's not much of a hard worker either. He slept through so many classes he didn't know what fucking chakra was
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>>135869660
Just noticed how bitstarved that webm is.
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>>135828708
>105 pages
oh shit you weren't lying, this is long. But I've read and been entertained by cringier. I'm going to try reading it over spring break if I can power through. Thanks for having the courage to post this, anon.

Can you give us a synopsis or some summary of what kind of things to expect? Also, is it complete?
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>tfw masked man's hitbox is really tiny
>tfw stomping everyone with him, haku and pain
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>>135872473
>tfw masked man's hitbox is really tiny
Well duh, he uses fucking Kamui
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>>135872473
>tiny
It's literally longer than Sasuke's.
Not to speak about his jutsus or ultimate
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>>135870379
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>Everyone shits on Naruto
>When the next edgelord starts wrecking everyone they all beg for him to save them
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-3Y-2aj9Cw
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>>135853057
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>>135764506
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>>135875382
Hinata or Bitchnata?
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>>135876397
gotta go with pure and patient
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>>135876397
Hinata. The shyness/bashfulness/modesty is a huge turn on for me. Also, like haku, I think she looks better without lipstick.
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>>135877101
I think pretty much everybody looks better without lipstick
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Any point to doing ultimate survival past round 30?
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>>135878392
Nope. You only need 30 to get the card skin.
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>>135878392
Is there any point to playing the consoles without having a shirtless husbando to play as?
>Pic related
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I farted
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>>135878392
>going past after beating 30rd
autism
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WHERE'S THE SOUND 4?
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Does anyone have more of hinata in the black dress/bloomers?
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>>135871427
It's basically just canon storyline mish-mashed with a new donut steel oc character. It's not complete. Also, it skips around a bit. I keep getting new ideas, so I write a bit, and then skip forward several months as I get an idea for that section of the story, and then back a bit, then forward, etc. It's all there up to the Zabuza fight, then I think it skips forward to the Third Chuunin Exam for a little, then to the battle at the Valley of the End, and then it just follows Konrad as he leads his coup against Corax VII
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>>135880843
Last DLC, maybe in May or June.
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>>135880279
How autistic are we talking here?
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I'm quite convinced that TenTen's a lesbian.
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wait

do different characters' ninjutsus do different amounts of damage? secrets too?

I always thought they were the same across the board but fucking bijuu mode Naruto's rasengan does some unholy fucking damage
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>>135884367
No, Tenten is kunaisexual.
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>>135884367
She said it herself: her ninja tools are her boyfriends
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>>135885024
Edo Minato's awakened jutsu does the same damage as his UJ
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>>135884057
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>>135885332
I gave up
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>>135885550
lol gives up fuccboi
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>>135885550
Stahp.
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>>135886262
but he gave up that makes him a fuccboi now
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>>135804443
>>135886124
>>135886724
Do you get turned on by saying that?
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>>135886724
Shit, how the fuck did I not notice that?
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>>135885024
>do different characters' ninjutsus do different amounts of damage?
yes for example Jiraiya's rasengan does like half the damage of the UJ but its hard to connect it
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>>135886859
shut up fuccboi
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>>135781596
because he literally got away with everything despite not having a 'sad guy' background or motivation

he was just straight up evil and he gets away with it all
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>>135887798
okay calm down fuccboi no need to reply to an old post now
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>>135887798
snake doctor did NOTHING wrong
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I feel like as long as Naruto has existed there has been a concentrated effort to make you hate these 3. I get it Naruto is retarded but the man is literally a hero and has put his life on the line for these people. To sit here and start to debase this man is ridiculous
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>>135846972
>have I done anything suspicious
>from orochimaru
this nigger serious?
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>>135887714
what the fuck

please tell me I'm not an uber scrublord and they did the same damage in previous games
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>>135888205
wow

no

hinata did nothing to deserve the nastiness of these jealous cunts

fuck them I'm going to go pull an akatsuki combo secret on all three
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>>135888212
having a child makes you go smug i guess
>>135888232
yeah the damage is almost the same
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>>135887798
> despite not having a 'sad guy' background or motivation
He was an orphan, which in this universe, is sad guy enough to give him a free pass to do whatever he wants with no repercussions.

I feel like writing Orochimaru in his first few chapters will be difficult because he's already borderline pedophile on par with Hiruzen.
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>>135888205
They're just jealous. It's not his fault they all get wrecked in every battle they are in(Like TenTen). UNS!Naruto has more cred since he wins most of his fights. Hell, he only needed Sasuke to fight Obito and Madara.
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>>135888205
Woooooooow
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>>135888538
Hiruzen maybe senile cunt but he aint a pedo
if you want to see real pedo you might look to Danzo since he had ANBU fuccboi harem and all
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>>135889126
Ino what the fuck
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>>135889126
>based saibro tells naruto about everyone shittalking him to hinata
best guy
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>>135888205
>>135889126
Since when did Tenten and Ino become Naruto experts? Hell, when do they even talk?

As much of a cunt Sakura is, she's the only one who knows anything about Naruto and even that isn't much.
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>>135889126

Well, she is sort of right
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>>135888507
> three girls talk shit about her husbando
> she just takes it and chills
> because she knows
> Tenten doesn't even know the fucking guy
> Ino hasn't said two words to him in more than four years
> Sakura straight-up messed with his heart in an attempt to get him to stop chasing Sasuke
But yeah, holy shit Ino, what is your fucking damage.

>>135889135
check the rewrites. Hiruzen is top pedo.
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>>135889126
>>135888205
literally fuming right now
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>>135888538
Where is those edited images with Orochimaru talking about that looking for all the natural energy in the world would be fucking impossible and other observational scientifical shit? It could be another route you could take him.
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>>135889135
>fuccboi Tenzo
unf
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>>135889807
I don't know, I've never seen those ones, but I LIKE that idea.

Make him a real Doctor Snakes, PhD
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>>135889126
>Saves their fucking lives god knows how many times
>"He doesn't know how to be considerate to other people."
WTF?
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>>135884367
She isn't
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>>135890206
Neji looked like a girl.
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>>135890165
>women
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>>135890346
She is thinking about Sasuke, not Neji

She also thinks that Kakashi is hot.
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>>135890165
>Kushina bitching about forgetting Rin's Team Minato pretending to forget Rin B-day
Descriptions of Shikamaru's mom
>Now this


The Leaf is chock full of nasty bitches, man.
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>>135889607
The fucking dude spent 3 years pursuing some scumbag who tried to kill him because of a promise he made to some cunt that was mean to him from second one for no reason at all. There never an attempt to ever explain Sakura's hostility towards Naruto it's crazy.
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>>135889126
She's absolutely right. Naruto is socially retarded in the most cringeworthy way.
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>>135890837
Sakura's hostility towards Naruto can be summed up as "He's closer to Sasuke, emotionally, than I will ever be"
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>>135891014
sakura getting cucked emotionally would almost be worth it if the entire future Uchiha line wasn't completely tainted by her absolute nobody genetics
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>>135890980
Yes, but Hinatafags will defend him no matter what because they can't stand the thought of their waifu's husband being anything other than perfect.

There was some guy crying some threads back because there is canon evidence of him having a small dick.
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>>135888205
>>135889126
This doesn't even make sense canonically, Sakura was Nardo's wingman in The Last and genuinely wanted him to be happy.
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>>135890980
It's almost like going through 12 years of guarded anger and hatred by adults and, at best, apathy, by kids your own age, with no parents or guardians, and the only constant in your life being an old man who checks up on you once every couple of months could potentially fuck a kid up, socially.
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>>135890837
>because of a promise

Sai, pls. The promise was the least of the reasons why Naruto wanted to save Sasuke.
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>>135890019
I found it. The quote is based off Neil deGrasse Tyson "Black science man".

He could be a creepy snake science man.
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>>135891640
Kishi went maximum overgay with that arc.
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Fuck outta here
>>135891323
Yeah he's not perfect by far, but come on the only perfect person in this story is Itachi
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>>135891887
Ino just has a whole load to say, huh?
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>>135891465
It's almost like I'm not here to listen to some autistic namefag's weirdly invested hypothesis for why he's socially retarded since my only point was that she's still right about him regardless.
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>>135891887
So what's Sakura doing during all of this? Just sitting by while Ino rants?
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>>135891887
He can't support a family on minimum wage
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>>135892395
Co-signing she doesn't have anything positive to say
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>>135891887
>>135892425
Ino's just being a real bitch
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>>135892425
They just hating.

http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2528873
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>>135891887
> He's still a Genin!
> I mean, he could flatten literally all of us with one hand
> AND the entire Village
> I mean, he can shoot LITERAL CHAKRA NUKES
> He could finish half a dozen A-rank missions by lunch time, BY HIMSELF
> He had mastered several A- and S-rank jutsu BY HIMSELF by age 17, including creating several of his own
> But hey, he's only a Genin
> B-but Ino, Sasuke is only a Genin as we-
> YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH ABOUT SASUKE

>>135892425
> he doesn't get paid that much
> becomes ninja president
> see above on finishing multiple A-ranks in an afternoon
Ino is just wrong on all counts
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>>135892425
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>>135892425
Hinata's a Hyuga. Daughter of the clan head at that. Wouldn't she have all the money they would need?

Plus, this version of Ino shouldn't be mouthing off. I don't recall her saving Naruto from the Juubi blast like in the Anime/Manga.
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>>135892976
And while he's out doing all the A rank missions himself he has hundreds of shadow clones clearing out the D rank and C rank missions.
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>>135893001
TnJ saved a lot of people's lives Sakura
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>>135893293
>Even his adversaries like Itachi, Nagato, Konan, and fucking Obito spoke higher of him.
How are these people his friends again?
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>>135893293
Yeah this definitely makes no sense. Sakura might be a shitty cuck but she wouldn't actively try to drive someone special away from Naruto like that.
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>>135893846
Completely OC.
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>>135893293
Weird how she became a decent wingman in the movies.
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>>135893293
I'm hoping Sai says something after they're done tearing down Naruto.
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>>135893776
Naruto considers anyone that isn't actively fighting him his friend. Obito was Coolest Guy, he had immense respect for Nagato because he saw himself in him - Konan pretty much just because she trusted Nagato, and Itachi was Ninja God incarnate who could do no wrong
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>>135893846
Not only that, but everyone (Ino included) was sucking Naruto's ego-dick and speaking very highly of him in the war. There's no way in hell that they would just automatically regress back to how they treated him at the beginning of Part 1.
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>>135893001

that's not wrong either
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>>135894140
This takes place after the war, right? Maybe's just bitter over Sasuke a wanderer.
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>>135893846
>>135894140
>>135894210
They realized they were being shitheels after being bathed in Hinata's light and felt bad. Everyone learned something today
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>>135894337
It's just CC2 making all the other bitches look bad so Hinata will look good. You forgot, CC2 is full of Hinatafags.
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It would be hard to justify talking about Naruto like that after Pain's assult on the village so talking about him like that after the war would be insanity
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>>135894907
Did you watch Road to Ninja? He was shitted on there too even though he beat Pain.
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>>135894907
I like to think Sakura starts getting shunned because people hear about how she STILL treats Naruto, with everyone conveniently forgetting about how they used to treat him.
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>>135895186
Unlike Sasuke, who always shunned her.
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>>135894551
>And he's so close to really respected people
>like the Coolest Guy who killed my cousin
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>>135895186
According to the novels, she becomes the most popular girl in the village
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>>135895169
>He was shitted on there too even though he beat Pain
Menma did nothing wrong.
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>>135895720
It's real hard to shit on someone who fucking became Ninja Mother Teresa
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>>135895806
Well, Kushina was shown to be crazy abusive in that movie.
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>pinkshit
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>>135896020
What is it with nips and abusive wimmin?
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>>135894337
Maybe reading Naruto's mind and finding out it was filled with gay thoughts about Sauce lowered Ino's opinion of Naruto.
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>>135895612
> tfw Sasuke has always shunned Sakura because of how she's treated his husbando, he's just never told anyone
It all makes sense

>>135895720
I need to read them, but I'd fucking laugh if it was only because she tells everyone she 'helped' with Naruto and Sasuke against Kaguya
> y-yeah
> i fought next to Naruto and Sasuke in the final battle
> i helped defeat kaguya
> i-i did things
> pls love me
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>>135896271
>hey are you guys seeing this
>yeah man this is kinda fucking gay
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>>135896020
>Well, Kushina was shown to be crazy abusive in that movie.

That is how Kushina is, the first thing she does when she meets her son is punch him in the head for saying that she didn't laugh like a woman
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i need webm of nardos ultimate the two spirtbombs one with the ashura kurama pls
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>>135896182
I really don't understand why she used a picture of Taka Sasuke, that was Sasuke at his absolute worse.
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>>135896525
Yeah, but RtN Kushina seemed to be a bit more abusive than her original counterpart.
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>>135896492
That'd honestly send weaker-willed people fucking catatonic.
> just fightin'
> getting a bit tired
> oh cool, power boost
> instantly flooded with emotions and memories of intense loneliness and alienation
> can't turn it off, can't decline the power, just have to deal with suddenly understanding this kid on a deep emotional level
> flashes of his childhood, growing up laughed at, hated, spat on and despised
> all Konoha ninja feel just growing waves of regret
> see how close he was to becoming Gaara
> feel the immense emptiness and sense of worthlessness when he couldn't bring Sasuke home
That'd be brutal
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>>135896786
>I really don't understand why she used a picture of Taka Sasuke
The plot called for it
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>>135896786
Because otherwise the plot wouldn't have kicked off
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>>135896986
What do you think the other ninja think about this?
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>>135897246
That it's gay.
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>>135891887
Ino has her reasons...
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>>135897246
What do you mean? Most Villages had a Jinchuuriki, and almost all of them were treated badly at some point or another. Gaara was attacked multiple times on order of his father. Bee was looked down upon until he matched A's Lariat. Han copped so much flak he straight-up left Iwa with a hatred for all humanity it rivaled his Tailed Beast's.
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>>135896182
Babby sarada a cute
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>>135896182
Jesus. That's literally the equivalent of photoshopping your crush into a picture of you because you were too pathetic to get a proper selfie or photo with them.

Why isn't Sakura the object of ridicule in the village again? Bitch is more autistic than Chrischan.
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>trauma needed to activate eye hacks
>Himawari gets her Byakugan from a ripped toy
>Sarada gets her Sharingan by working herself into a tizzy because there might be a slight chance she was gonna meet her father
It just says everything about these two families.
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>>135899804
Nobody cares about her enough to expend energy making fun of her. The just use her name as a verb for when someone loses their shit or is acting like a total cunt.
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>>135899896
what are the limits on activating it.
like i mean wouldn't sasuke have activated full 3 tomoe or mangekyo after his family and clan being slaughtered by his big brother
i mean itachi got it from just shisui killing himself
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>>135900595
Retcons, dude.
Sasuke apparently got his Sharingan at like age 8, and then completely forgot about it for four years or so.

Kakashi's Mangekyou awakened at around age 15 or so, and then he forgot about it for the better part of a whole decade.
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>>135900726
>Obito didn't unlock his Magekyou Sharingan when the rocks fell on him
>Was able to Kamui through them according to Madara
Does Kishi even care?
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>>135901208
Kishimoto stopped caring a long, long, long time ago, friend.
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>>135891323
I think that was just a guy who has a complex about his small dick, anon. They don't feel comfortable acknowledging that small dicks exist and that it's okay to have one. They're very sensitive about the subject because of their insecurities and will jump on the topic and chimp out whenever it's discussed.
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>>135901353
I think it was when he brought Gaara back from the dead.
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>>135900371

>girl stalking a guy

'Oh my god becky, stop being such a Sakura'
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>>135901353
long dick
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is naruto genderqueer
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>>135901509
Because Sakura was his waifu.
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>>135900726
>Sasuke apparently got his Sharingan at like age 8, and then completely forgot about it for four years or so.

wut

was that in that millionth flashback to Itachi murdering the Uchihas and then at the end you randomly see Sasuke with sharingan?
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>>135901634
whatever gets sasuke in him
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>>135901634
Who's the biggest SJW in the series?
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>>135901886
dont even start
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>>135901634
Probably. He has that weird homo stuff going on with sauce and likes turning into a girl a lot. He might be a bisexual woman in a man's body.
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OTP.
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>>135901634
According to tumblr, Nardo is a trans man and Bort is Saucegay's child.

http://boldrold.tumblr.com/post/122981353597
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>>135901712
That's the one, yeah.

>>135901521
> I saw Jasmin at the store today, making such a massive deal about the expiration date of some food. She was going full Sakura
> I heard my neighbours shouting at their kids last night. It sounded like they were copping a Sakura
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>>135902701
>Bort getting the Sharingan
I would disown this series if that happened.
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>>135902720

>What do you mean you broke my ipod, I'm about to go Sakura on your ass!
>Ugh, look at this haircut I just got, I feel like such a Sakura
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>>135901886
Sasuke, actually.

>Uchiha Lives Matter!
>Uchihas were segregated they can't be racist just prejudiced
>Itachi was a good boy he dindu nuffin
>crush the Konoharchy!
>lol delicious Leaf tears
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>>135902701
>Ever since I found out that Masashi Kishimoto unintentionally implied that Naruto gave birth to his children (via some comments abt how a child gets whisker marks by gestating within the nine-tailed fox jinchuuriki), I’ve happily adopted a headcanon that Naruto is a trans guy, and Bolt is the son of he and Sasuke. They’ve never told Bolt. The only people who know are Sakura and Hinata. Naruto isn’t open about his gender identity to the village, fearing that a backlash of transphobia will cause him to lose his place as Hokage. Nor is he or Sasuke open about their sexual orientation or their relationship together, for the fear that homophobia would have the same outcome.

>Naruto stalls and stalls when it comes to talking to Bolt about the circumstances of his birth, but once Bolt gets his sharingan, Naruto really has no choice but to tell him. :0

Good God.
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EYES CLOSED DON'T JUTSU
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>>135903108
Tumblr scares me sometimes...
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>>135902927
Part of the motivation of this special snowflake SJW to draw this was probably to give bort the sharingan. But the bigger part was to make it so that sauce and nardo could be confirmed gay and have children/mpreg together even though it's confirmed that they both are biologically male and fucked and inseminated and married women, but fujos still won't let their dream die. They want bort to be nardo and sauce's butt baby. But they still want them both to be men.

>>135903108
I know, it's some potent cringe. Nightmare mode challenge: read all 7 pages.
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I forget why did sasuke forget about the other two, those advisor cunts, that had itachi kill everyone?
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>>135902701
The official stuff does little to disprove that
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>>135903680
> the official stuff
> the stuff that canonically states that Boruto is Naruto and Hinata's child
> the stuff that canonically states that Sarada is Sakura and Sasuke's child
> the stuff that canonically states that those two couples are separately monogamously married
> does little to disprove that Boruto is the son of Sasuke and a Sexy Jutsu Naruto
It kind of does, hey
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>>135903680
It's Kishi once again showing his regret for not turning Sausage into a grill.
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>>135896986
Most of what was projected focused on Naruto wanting Sausage back and thinking about a bunch of dead people that other than Hiruzen, Minato and Itachi, I doubt that many in the alliance were familiar with.
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>>135904192
But it also said they felt what he felt, and showed the scenes of being alone and rejected, as well as having to face off against his best friend in a life or death battle.

That'd wreck some people. Fighting next to their best friend and suddenly feeling what it would feel like to look across from them, knowing that one of you was going to die by the other's hand very soon.
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>>135903979

Can you blame him though?
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>>135904401
No
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>>135899163
She hasn't gone through Uchiha puberty yet.
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>>135903973
Don't fight it, anon. You know that the one shot Kishi is doing in April will confirm this. He was just using the Karin maternity red herring to lube up the fans' anuses for a good old fashioned raping when he reveals that Naruko gave birth to both Salad and Bort.

I would legitimately respect Kishi if he did this, though. It would be like a 15 year long joke, just waiting for the punchline to be delivered at the very last second. A troll to end all trolls, a prank to end all pranks.
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>>135904582
If only Kishi thought ahead.
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>>135902701
>Bort is actually nardo and Sauce's son somehow
Make it happen Kishi pls
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>>135904615
Tumblr pls go.

I admit I would've been happy with Sarada being Karin's kid, but you fucking KNOW that Kishimoto is way too straight up and down to deviate from the social norms. Remember, he didn't have Naruto and Hinata kiss before The Last because they were under 18.

Also, since when is Kishimoto doing a one-shot? This is the first I've heard of it.
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>>135904597
>not wanting to be related to Madara and the Coolest Guy
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>>135903068
>Uchiha Lives Matter!
>like niggers Uchiha had a period when they went around killing each other for better eyehax
Holy shit they really are the niggers of the nardoverse. Tobirama was right.

>>135903576
To be fair nardo does have that one technique that turns him into an anatomically correct girl, and enough chakra so that he could maintain said transformation for the 9 months necessary for a fetus to mature.

Just sayin'.
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>>135904964
>Those arms.
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>>135904820
Sauce's expression looks so dead inside here. Like he's trying to smile but he just can't bring himself to forget. Like he's staring to space while remembering the train wreck that has been his life which lead him to that exact moment.
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>>135905085
So what would happen if he dropped the technique while still pregnant?
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>>135904582
Is it just me or does Mikoto look like that MEGA MILK chick?
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>>135905226
But at the same time he's showing what little happiness he can at being in close proximity to his husbando and husbando's son.
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>>135905259
>fetus, placenta and amniotic fluid splattered literally everywhere.
>it looks like a gruesome crime scene and smells like a butcher's dumpster.
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>>135904820
>>135905539
He has the same look on his face as Wojak.
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>>135905539
It's weird but he finally looked like a real boy at some points of the movie.
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>>135905892
>not realizing that Sasuke is Wojak
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>>135904820
I would've liked if Itachi had for realsies come back, gone full Hinata and quit ninja-ing, and had adopted Sarada with Sasuke, and she had Uchiha genetics and Sharingan thanks to a quiet visit to Orochimaru
> family dynamic is good cop/bad cop, with Sasuke pushing her up to, and beyond her limit, and Itachi the one she comes to when it gets too much
> that breakfast-making short video from one of the games becomes canon
> Itachi taking her grocery shopping, with her sitting on his shoulders
> Sasuke and Itachi arguing as to whether they should reinforce the whole 'not an adult until you perform a Fire Release: Grand Fireball Jutsu' tradition
> all the other kids at the Academy are in awe of her when a sneaky video starts doing the rounds with her sparring with, and holding her own against, Sasuke and Itachi at the same time (obviously not full trying)
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>>135905539
Look at his hair dude

Literally Madara 2.0

Madara and Hashirama had a time where they reconciled too and ushered in a new era of global togetherness. How did that turn out
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>>135906250
Hashirama and Madara didn't give each other a fisting strong enough that it blew their respective hands off.
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>>135906365
Just part of the evolution bro. They're tighter and they'll break apart more violently.

fuck how did this not occur to me earlier. Sasuke is so sort of lost and unfulfilled, it's just a matter of time before he goes back to full time Lord Edge
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>>135905539
>his husbando and husbando's son
I'm reminded of the "my wife's son" maymay.

It makes me laugh to think of Hinata secretly being a viscous netori fiend and cucking the shit out of sauce. I mean we'd never really seen them interact before, so maybe they actually did talk a few times when no one else was around, each time Hinata's personality doing a complete 180 and telling sauce all about the different ways she was gonna fuck the shit out of nardo and become his wife and have his children. Maybe that's the real reason he left Konoha in the first place? And why he still doesn't come back very often. And now he has to be the mentor of her son with nardo.

It makes the little cordial exchange they had in the Bort movie that much better.
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>>135906659
But Naruto still loves Sauce the most
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>>135906523
Doubt it. Naruto has shown he'll trump Sasuke every time, and Sasuke is now also emotionally invested in both Sarada and Boruto. He knows Boruto won't just up and leave his dad, and he knows Naruto has made an impact on Sarada's life. If he DOES go full retard and leave, he'll be off alone, fighting against Super Ninja Jesus (again), Super Ninja Jesus' son, who is already on track to be stronger than his father, and his own daughter. Not to mention that Mitsuki could pay a sneaky sly visit to his dad and get some help.

>>135907082
> knows that Sasuke will be literally insta-healed from being in the Kurama aura
> still mad af
Come on dude. The pain probably stopped half a second after he entered the chakra shroud.

I gotta be honest, I was expecting more from Naruto's flip out, the way everyone was talking about it. I was expecting, like, Dragonball Z, Goku's first Super Saiyan, Broly powerup, Gohan initial Super Saiyan 2 transformation-level rage and arena destruction
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>>135906659
> she somehow finds a way to send a video of her and Naruto fucking to Sasuke, even when he's in another dimension.
> he's exploring the Ootsutsuki castle
> finds a videotape on one of the thrones
> title is just "git gud"
> it's a 17 hour NaruHina fuck session
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>>135901957
entire cast's genders should have been reversed
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>>135909143
No.
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>>135909143
> tsunade is a virgin qt guy with a massive wang that makes an outline in his pants
> jiraiya is a sex-crazed nymphomanic slut
Oddly, I back it
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>>135907684
but what if Orochimaru convinced Sasuke to use his Rinnegan to revive Madara who Oro would then use as a host body

then what
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>>135909790
but what if sasuke never left the village and it just became slice of life filler with a land of the waves kind of mission arc every once in a while
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>>135909449
Why?
Dont you wanna see doujins about Naruko domming beta Hinata and riding his 7 inch penis like a wild horse?
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>>135909790
> Hey Sasuke
> Hear me out
> First, find me some of Madara's DNA so I can use Edo Tensei on him
> Then, assuming he doesn't IMMEDIATELY break free of my control, I want you to take a 50/50 shot that MAY result in you killing yourself
> to bring back your ancestor Madara, the most evil man to have ever lived
> I will then attempt to possess him
> despite the fact that his willpower is legitimately god-tier
> and YOU were able to force me out
> but I'm sure I could reliably take over Madara, who's mastery of the Sharingan is literally second to none
> This is a good idea
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>>135910210
No, I don't. I think genderbending is retarded.
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>>135910273
Heh
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>>135910273
This sounds exactly like something orochimaru would do though.

I kept expecting him to show up at the kaguya fight the entire time and possess her.
>haha what, you were expecting a rabbit goddess?!
>too bad, it's me, orochimaru!
>queue 10 chapters of flashbacks detailing how everything was part of his plan the entire time
that would have required good writing though
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>>135906659
I'd watch that
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>>135910407
u gay
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>>135913419
Naw, but u is.
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>>135910273
>First, find me some of Madara's DNA so I can use Edo Tensei on him

Who is the first person that would be all over Madara's corpse after the war was over? If Oro didn't secure it as fast as humanly possible, I would have no respect for him regardless of what happened after

>I want you to take a 50/50 shot that MAY result in you killing yourself

I thought Gedo Rinne Tensei was a surefire thing, unless you mean it might not work because sasuke only has one Rinnegan

>assuming he doesn't IMMEDIATELY break free of my control

they could resurrect him under any circumstances they choose

goodluckImbehind7charkrasealingjutsus.jpg

> I will then attempt to possess him
> despite the fact that his willpower is legitimately god-tier
> and YOU were able to force me out

This is the trump card. Using the same process to revive Madara, they revive Shisui at the same time and use Kotoamatsukami to convince Madara that becoming Oro's host is the best idea.

Oro's got the capability to spin tales to the desperately unfulfilled Sasuke, and a Shisui that's been brought forward like thirty years and is completely ignorant of what's going on. He could easily revive Shisui in a containment cell or something similar and forcefully take the eye as well.
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>>135910146
akatsuki would still come after naruto eventually
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>>135914131
>they revive Shisui at the same time
There is no Shisui DNA around. Kabuto said that the only two worthwhile dead ninjas he couldn't find were Jiraiya and Shisui.
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>>135914131
> Who is the first person that would be all over Madara's corpse after the war was over?
Didn't Madara's body fade away into the Pure Land with his husbando, even though that shouldn't be possible?

> I thought Gedo Rinne Tensei was a surefire thing, unless you mean it might not work because sasuke only has one Rinnegan
It's implied using Rinne Tensei will kill the user no matter what, regardless of chakra amount of number of people brought back. Some people say that a user with strong life could bring back one or two people without dying, but it's pretty hazy.

> they could resurrect him under any circumstances they choose
Yeah, like Kabuto did. Who had WAY better mastery of the jutsu than Orochimaru did. Kabuto was the first to fully master Edo Tensei. And Madara STILL shrugged off his control like it was nothing.

> they revive Shisui at the same time
Nobody has any DNA of Shisui. Kabuto lamented that he didn't have any back during the war, but Obito told him not to push his luck.
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>>135913576
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>Tfw no manga/anime/movie explaining what actually went on and happened to Sasuke during Orochimaru having him
>or his time in Taka/Hebi between members/on missions
>Or what he's been up to after he fucked out of Konoha with 1 arm and a clean name
>Or how his Otsusuki hunting trips/research were like save for what we saw in Boruto
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>>135914630
>Didn't Madara's body fade away into the Pure Land with his husbando, even though that shouldn't be possible?

No, his corpse was still there
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>>135915425

>we will never see anything but glimpses of Sasuke in Sound or as a wandering Shinobi
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>>135914630
>Yeah, like Kabuto did. Who had WAY better mastery of the jutsu than Orochimaru did. Kabuto was the first to fully master Edo Tensei. And Madara STILL shrugged off his control like it was nothing.

My point was that they could resurrect him inside a giant chakra prison/seal or several. He wouldn't be useful as a fighter for them but they could maybe still keep him under wraps.

>It's implied using Rinne Tensei will kill the user no matter what, regardless of chakra amount of number of people brought back.

It's not the death I was talking about, I was trying to say it's not a 50/50 success chance, its 100. You die whatever the case, Im pretty sure

>>135914536
>>135914630

Well this shit is extremely far fetched anyway but taht's a good point. fucking danzo disposed of it clean

makes you realize how many fucking corpses Kabuto DID find, nigga was on some fucking crazy scavenger hunt. kinda dumb how nobody picked them up before him though, considering how early in the series they said so many times about how a ninja's corpse is a treasure and everyone tries to secure it as soon as possible
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>>135915425
> what actually went on and happened to Sasuke during Orochimaru having him
"Orochimaru, teach me the thing"
"Here is a jutsu. These are the seals."
"I have mastered the jutsu. Teach me the new thing"
"Here is a new jutsu. Here are the seals."
"I have mastered the jutsu. Teach me the new thing."
Repeat for three years.

> or his time in Taka/Hebi between members/on missions
I'd like to see this, if he stopped being an autist and genuinely reflected on his time with Team 7 and how he was subconsciously trying to recreate that togetherness with Taka/Hebi

> Or how his Otsusuki hunting trips/research were like save for what we saw in Boruto
Probably just him walking around in empty castles and shit

>>135915582
I thought it vwooped away after after. Maybe not. Ah well. Better-than-evens chance that Sasuke scorched it with Amaterasu.

>>135915781
> My point was that they could resurrect him inside a giant chakra prison/seal or several.
He'd bust through them. You've seen what he can do. It's LITERALLY insane.
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>>135915425
could be fun filler episodes instead of the jiraiya fanfic inside a dream inside a dream
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>>135915883
He's still Madara but he doesn't have plot armor anymore, he lost as the big bad once.
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>>135916301
Madara is forever plot armoured.

inb4 he's revived AGAIN in the Boruto manga as a mini-boss, since the stakes must ALWAYS be higher
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>>135916301
Wait until Revival of M
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>>135916676
>he gets revived in the new series
>acts like he's hot shit
>Bort explodes an invisible Rasengan in his face
>he's never seen or heard from again
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>>135916676
You can never have enough of the strongest character in any story.
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>>135916676
>miniboss
he seemed relatively tnj'd by the time he died because he found out the IT was all a ruse by zetsu and his entire ambition was a lie
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>>135916958

>Madara gets turned into Raditz completely

pls no
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>>135917181
They've even got the same hairstyle.
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>>135916958
Except that Madara is immune to ninjutsu
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>>135917326
Only if he activates the chakra absorption path.
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>>135917326
>implying Bort won't learn Sage Mode over the weekend
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>>135917538
>implying he won't keep getting his ass kicked by half-sandniggers
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>>135917326
Disappearing Rasengan has no chakra by the time it hits its target. It's nothing more than supercondensed air travelling really goddamn fast. It'd hit him.
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>>135917621
>implying Shikadai won't get stuck on the B-team
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>>135917621
why does shikadai look like such a little faggot

literally just looks like an arrogant, stuck up version of his dad
>>
>tfw 4 months until non cam version of bort
i really wish i could bear with the cam version but my autism doesn't let me
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>>135918019
>why does shikadai look like such a little faggot
He's got his mom's bitch eyes.
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>>135918580
No doubt.
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>>135918019
he got his mom's face
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>>135918285
I'm pretty sure low-quality non-cam is already out. Either that, or I watched a REALLY good cam version and didn't notice.
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>>135918881
all i can find is jap cam, korean, and the korean video with jap audio spliced in during dialogue
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>>135918828
>>135918580

that explains it

honestly seems like this fuckin twerp that just talks shit and has no real redeemable qualities but his dad and the main kid at school's dad are well connected so he's always hanging out with him and the gang even though they're not entirely friends
>>
Will we get the 5th Shinobi War in Boruto?
>>
>>135921236
Naw, that's gonna be in Boruto Shippuden
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>>135921236
Who would the enemies even be? More aliens?

I can't imagine the world doing a full 180 and devolving back into Village vs Village warfare. Not with 7 of the 9 Tailed Beasts just roaming the land, and ALL of them friends with Super Ninja Jesus, who can call upon their abilities whenever he wants, alongside Super Ninja Satan, who BOTH come from Konoha.

Any Village that tries shit will, in order, get TnJ'd, and if that doesn't work, will get a Bijuudama up the wazoo.
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>>135921884
I thought all but Bee, Gaara and Naruto were killed during their demon removal and will go to the pure world if reanimated.
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>>135922307
Well yeah, they did die. But all but Kurama and Gyuuki are outside of a Jinchuuriki.

The Tailed Beasts can survive without being sealed inside someone. They just amble about the world, doing whatever they want. But Naruto is their IRC room where they can chat to each other or with Naruto.
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>>135921884

>I can't imagine the world doing a full 180 and devolving back into Clan vs Clan Warring States warfare. Not with the Juubi split up into 9 different Tailed Beasts, and ALL of them friends with Ninja Jesus, who can call upon their abilities whenever he wants, alongside Ninja Satan, who BOTH came together to make the first ninja village.
>>
>>135922585
I still don't see Sasuke as going full retard like Madara. Madara left because his clan was getting shit upon and his clan turned its back on him. Sasuke has no clan to get shit upon, and he's lost all of his edge.
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>>135922985
I don't think it'll happen either but simply because Kishi/assistant-kun don't have the balls

At the same time, I don't buy that Sasuke and Orochimaru surviving into the epilogue can end well.
>>
>>135923627
I'm glad that Kishimoto doesn't have the reins now. He's only a 'supervisor', but I hope the new author/illustrator/writer has the balls to put their foot down and say "No. This is how I'm running it" if Kishimoto starts meddling too much.

Nah, I see Orochimaru being semi-useful in the Boruto manga. I mean, he'll have to make an appearance, since he's Mitsuki's dad, but I think he'll have a few deus ex machina moments where a problem can be handwaved away with "Oh, here's an experiment I've been doing that'll fix that problem right up for you."
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>>135924802
gay. oro can't be the local friendly village mad scientist, he's the guy you don't want your children to get within 3 miles of

he's planning to take Boruto as host
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playerble ems madara with susanno kyuubi with sick gunbai sick combos with win fire style combos when?
fuck the rinnegan shit
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>>135925453
we're not at any limit man
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>>135925612
last one was like the only one that actually hit limit

others got replaced at like 600 or died
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>>135925670
I could swear we always wait for either bump or image limit
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>>135925816
check the one before this one lad

dont make me look like a fool here guys
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>>135921884
If that wasn't ridiculous enough, Team Konohamaru basically has their own silent babysitter.

>Kids in trouble
>Orochimaru comes out of nowhere
>Pic fucking related
>Any past character hops out of the casket, sees Boruto/Sarada and then realizing who their parents are, agrees to cooperate

Just imagine, the kids are in trouble on their first B rank mission. Suddenly a casket rises from the ground and when the lid hits the ground, you only see a shadowy figure make a hand sign.
>Ninpo... Kirigakure no Jutsu
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>>135925941
the one before this one hit bump limit, the one before that hit image limit
your thread is gone now anyways I'm afraid
>>
>>135926152
oh wait it's still there
maybe it'll last
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>>135925453
Wait until either bump or image limit. Don't start a new one this early.

>>135925230
Hard to be a mad scientist when Super Ninja Jesus will shit down your neck if you step outta line. Naruto probably only lets him continue with his experiments to keep him out of trouble.
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>>135926152
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>>135926347
only made a new thread because I swore someone made a new one at literally 600 posts a couple threads ago and everyone was cool with it

its a good way to kick up activity and this one is practically ded anyway
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>>135927730
they did but that was because we hit the image limit
if either of the limits are passed (image or bump) then it's cool
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>>135927730
It had probably hit image limit rather than postbump limit. Could've been from me posting all the rewritten manga pages, I dunno. Image limit is 250 whereas post is 750, so if I post like two or three chapters, that's between 50 and 75 images right there.
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>>135927730
>>135927871

there was a thread that got made too early and survived

it was a display of extreme faggotry from OP and a confirmation of faggotry from people of this general
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>>135928087
which one?
time of day may also factor into these things
>>
Doesn't really matter anyway. This thread is near post limit. Once it rolls over, if old mate's thread is still around, we'll migrate. If not, we'll make a new one. Easy as.
>>
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>>135928451
seems like somebody's helping him and no mods are around to kill it
we'll see
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>>135929053
We could just migrate now. I don't care either way.
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>>135929313
I'm sticking to this one till a limit or it's killed
it's the principle of the matter
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>>135929457
I'm posting in both because it doesn't matter at this point

If one gets killed by mods, I just hope it's the older one.
>>
Where's the album to the chapters of the Shitposting Boogaloo?
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>>135929667
http://overloke.imgur.com/

Hopefully this just shows you all of them. I've made three albums, one per chapter.

It really should be added to the text on a new thread.
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>>135910210
>7 inch
Come on, anon. I thought we discussed earlier that in the rules of rule 63 F cup titties translate to a ten inch cock?
>>
>>135929848
this guy gets it
>>
The new thread got assassinated.
>>
lol thread got deleted
>>
Oh shit nigga, new thread is dead.

Oh well, this one is nearly over anyway. Add that link to old mate's Imgur albums to links at the top.
>>
>that new thread got deleted
who ever made that thread is the officially a fuccboi
>>
>>135930656
You call everybody a "fuccboi".
>>
Best thread
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>>135930604
>>135929838
>http://overloke.imgur.com/

is it cool if I call it Naruto: The Abridged Series?

thats kinda what it reminds me of and what I was saving it as
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>>135930736
Go for it, dude. As long as people know what it is.
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>>135930736
I prefer the "Abridged Mango".
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Who's the Karin of Naruto?
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>>135930714
spotted the fuccboi
>>
new

>>135930924
>>135930924
>>135930924
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>>135930508
>>135930546
>>135930604
>>135930656
Hahahaha oh wow
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>>135930914
Karin.
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