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He Lives On Through Us All Edition

>PC 3.4 - Winter's Bite
http://smite.gamepedia.com/SMITE_Version_3.4.3299

>XBO 3.3 - Victory Lap
http://www.smitegame.com/new-in-xbox-victory-lap-3-3/

>PS4 3.3 - Victory Lap
http://www.smitegame.com/new-in-ps4-victory-lap-3-3/

>Season Ticket 2016
http://smite.gamepedia.com/Season_Ticket_2016

>(Gem Weekend) Gods Bounty March 18 - 20
http://www.smitegame.com/gods-bounty-mar-18-20/

>FAQ for all game-related questions
http://pastebin.com/M4TZPpe8 (embed)

>The SMITE clans are SmGen (NA) and GenSm (EU), leaders are SethPhalange and HardyMcWilly respectively.
Post your name in the thread or send an invite to one of the leaders.

Previous Thread: >>135545367
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>>135755923
now everyone can golden apollo post, perfect
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nd for kelly a normie
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>>135756196
Let it begin.
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PALAPOSTING > APOLLOPOSTING

FUCK YOU PICO
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>>135756332
>posting shitty and cancer character
step it up
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>>135756332
I know who you are. I will find you. I will end you.
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If all 5 of the enemy gods are physical damage theres no point buying magical protection items right? Or is it still a good idea to have at least some magical protection??
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>>135756840
Literally no point, this isn't dota mate.
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>>135756346
>>135756840
Towers, phoenixes, and the titans all deal physical damage, as well as the Gold Fury and Fire Giant (also the bull fag if you're playing joust). Lane and jungle minions deal physical damage too. So basically no. The only sources of magical damage you'll encounter against 5 physical gods is damage caused by Mystical Mail, Runeforged Hammer, and I think Nemean Lion, which should all be very negligible.
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>>135756840
Nah bro. Prepare for people to shit on you for asking though.
All physical protection will do it, but all they need is pen do shut it down a good chunk.
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>>135757021
Fire giant actually deals magical damage with his molten pools and his magma blast. That being said, it still isn't enough to warrant being a magical defense item for it.
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>>135757021
I think they mana buff in joust is magic dam

Also, I'm bailing on my clan tonight. They are close friends in real life, and they were the ones who introduced me to smite. But to be honest. Only three out of the ten of us are any good. I was hoping someone could add me to the clan later tonight. I'm an OK ADC and jungle and I keep getting better.

My user in ThatNickWalker and I should be free from the clan by tonight
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>>135757474
post region m8
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>>135756332
Just try and stop golden apollo.
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>>135757474
you either play with real life friends and lose
or you play with online friends and lose less often
and both will leave you behind at some point
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>>135757772
No. It cannot be stopped.
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>>135757474
Warning now, only a handful of people in the clan are decent, most are shitters. We're ok with having you, but if you want really good teammates consistently you should be looking somewhere else.

That said, if you're still interested, >>135757767
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>>135757772
>>135757924
Can't stop, wont stop
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>>135758023
Fuck I didn't mean to attach the Skye picture.
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>>135758024
RISE, MY APOLLOS. RIIIIIISE!
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>>135758024
FUCK I MISSPELLED GLORIOUS, NO WONDER I'M FLUNKING ENGLISH.
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>>135758308
>dead
blasphemy
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>>135757474
kek don't join the smite clan, we are most likely worse than your friends.
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>>135758023
If you're joining a clan for the sole purpose of being a wannabe pro Smite player you're doing it for all the wrong reasons. Most of the people in the clan may be shitters or below-average but almost all of them are more tolerable than Diem's faggot ass
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>>135758308
>NO WONDER I'M FLUNKING ENGLISH.
you must 18 years or older to view this site
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>>135758574
Man can someone improve this? I gotta go.
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>>135759107
it's his second langoog, ya boog
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>>135759139
Maybe if I feel like it
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>>135758835
I've been playing with people from the clan for a while. Most of the time they aren't complete assholes if you don't do that great. Just don't go 0-20 and you'll be accepted
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>>135759296
>>135759107
Im 18 and native English speaker, just terrible at spelling weird words and lazy as cock.
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>>135759371
Many Apollos to you, friend. You're doing God's work.
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>>135759139
the left should be golden apollo as the left head of agni represents peace, the right head should be the scary looking new apollo skin, because the right head of agni represents destruction
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>>135759107
>>135759548
Obligatory: https://a.uguu.se/xuajow_PickingOnPico.webm
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>>135759609
from agnis pov, or just from the front?
full art of the swagni card would be nice if any of you have it
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>>135759724
what does this have to do with anything


COOOOOPER!!!!
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>>135759849
from the front, our POV, technically it would be his right head that is peace but from where we're looking it's the left
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>>135759946
Believe it's because somebody responded to the webm yesterday with "you have to be 18 or older to view this sight"
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>>135759849
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>>135760201
I meant full (>700x950) not the compressed ones from the smite wiki
props for trying
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>>135759609
right one being new golden or battle bard?
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>>135759724
sounds like that midget from venture bros
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>>135759946
>people still have this terrible image I made
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XiaoMaeMae asking for an invite to the EU clan.

Sorry I was in a random clan earlier to get them delicious bonus points while waiting for an invite.
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>>135759724
>>135760827
When the fuck did Billy Quizboy join the clan?
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>>135760690
new golden, shit looks like a cracked out macauly kulkin
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>>135761815
>>135759139
Used battle bard (be quicker)
Will do reg. agni one next and swagni with new golden apollo head
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Someone post the link to last thread's deleted triple girl lewd please
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>>135762235
>>135761815
>>135759139
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I'm going to post this every thread until you like it.
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>>135758024

At least post the good version
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Can someone put a golden Apollo face over this old Apollo cosplay image I saved from last year?
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>>135762783
I need help
>>135763105
Shit haven't seen this one before.
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>>135762541
http://aryion.com/g4/view/264256
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>>135763328
Sure
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>>135756332
Apollo took over last thread. It'll become this one. He will be every thread.
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Where the big booty bitches at?
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>>135765175
:^)
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>>135765245
That's a pretty lame booty, not gonna lie.
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>>135766187
It looks better in game.
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>>135762541
>>135763440
It's not that one but still a solid effort. It was the one with, as I remember, Awilix, Nu Wa and someone else sandwiching each other.
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>>135765175
In overwatch.
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>>135766503

where's that moe chubby bitch, she looks like she'd have a fat ass
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>>135762541
this one?
>>135754263

I'm intrigued now
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>>135766503
The teleporting scout and Korean slut's booty game is weak.

Heal slut is okay and blue bitch is pretty good.
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>>135766661
it was nothing special
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>>135766467
for christ sake look it up on paheal and dont forget your bib
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>>135767224
rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Smite/1

It's not on paheal senpai. Nice projecting, though.
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>>135759946
>>135761021
ey I found the other version I made

rip gold apollo and all that
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About to get online. Anyone want to get a party going to get these 3 first wins done? Please?
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>>135767702
ask about it in the clan chat.
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>>135767702
No
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>>135767702
sure invite me, Oceans
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>>135767525
>I can't type smite r34 isis nu wa awilix into google
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>>135767875
Are you serious?
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is there anyone who plays on the xbox, knows what theyre doing and also has a mic?
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Fresh off the Apollo Presses.
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>>135768672

I believe the real guy is 0ceans, also he'd be in ALG so....
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>>135767567
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>>135769902
>I, Apollo Giovanna, have a dream!
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Goddess with fluffy tails Bonus points if she's a loli.
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>>135771783
>to fingerbang my way into a hades ult while athena comes down on me from above
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MAID SKINS
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>new loki skin is just a recolor of the infiltrator skin, even the skin card
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>>135773187
So is the Nu Wa skin, the Nemesis skin and the Bastet skin. Do you not pay attention to patches at all?
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FUCK SKADI

FUCK
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>>135774485
>I dislike any of the Norse qt's
Fag
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>solo queue gets me retards who run away from team fights or go in 1v5, build stupid shit, etc.
>party with SmGen gets me dumbasses who use their ults on a fucking tower

I should just come back after the free gems days are over.
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>>135774828
no i refuse to believe this even for the clan
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>>135774153
No, because I don't play shitty gods.
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>>135775056
I'm not even exaggerating anon. We were playing Assault and they used Geb's, Cabrakan's, and Tyr's ults on the fucking tower.
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>>135775814
Who the fuck were you playing with my god this sounds like hyperbole
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Wasn't there suppose to be a double FP event this weekend?

What gives?
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>>135776829

I've seen kkks ult towers, which is hilarious
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https://docs.google.com/document/d/1DlpBLLkDlAm6J0JSXgqmeGTxxDakEiWAIpXvm6ejcMo/edit?usp=sharing

Finally done with the NA SPL article. It's got pictures, but I still wrote quite a bit, so if you're not in the mood for a long read, just skip to the "Bottom Line" section for each team to get a better idea of who your picks ought to be.
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Why is crusher bad
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>>135778602

It's not bad if you're gonna do split push
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>>135777801
>double FP

No, it was 2x worshipers and EXP.
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>>135779668
damn that sucks
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>>135757474
Sorry dudes, I'm an idiot

Na
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>>135778101
nice

flex is going to suck
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>tfw only 1 win
>only 7 hours left

Sweating over here.
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>>135781363
>not getting them early
playing between 5AM and 11AM its literally the best time, barely any kids or retards.
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>>135781824
That's the worst time.

Nobody speaks English at those times.
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>>135781981

Are you in EUistan?
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>>135781981
you don't need them to do so, if they are awake at those hours they are either
>old enough to be not stupid
>people who play the game correctly rather than for fun

i win more in the mornings than after noon.
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>>135778101
nice work anon
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>>135782148
Nah man.
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>>135778101
>people care about esports this much
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>>135783968
>mfw he wrote all that up and incon made a simple video with the answers
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>3/4 fwotd succesful tries
Feels nice
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>>135785591
>He didn't win the all in the first try
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>>135785880
I can't carry as a supp with a jg dc and a non mia,calling non rotating mid!
At least my stranger and me won our lane!
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How do I build Nemesis?

Don't tell me build ring of repick, I'm trying to learn all the gods here.
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>>135787509
Main tips are PICK KALI YOU FAGGOT
Replace Frostbound for exe if you want to,
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When's the next Scylla skin assholes? Everyone knows all the other characters are garbage.
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>>135790094
Godscylla.
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>>135790094
Scarlet Devil Scylla when?
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>>135790094
Fucking pedos.
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>>135791071
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>>135791071
Eat a dick fag lord you probably main Loki you unskilled shit. Just wait for everyone to hurt the enemy then move in with invisibility "DURR HURR i'm a diamond loki i em da besst gamuurrr in smyyte DURR HUUUURRR"
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>>135788160
>no defense.
>20% CD
disgust.bmp
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>>135791396
>He doesn't focus towers as Loki
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>>135791835
never played loki, i prefer playing characters that require skill to use.
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>>135791974
>he hasn't experienced the joys of playing the most annoying shit in all of smite
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>>135792335
But I played release R@.
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>>135792606
>>135792335
>not release khumba
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>build defense on a warrior
>don't do any damage
>hunters can sit there and auto you while laughing

>build damage
>you die in 2-3 hits so it doesn't even matter

>build a bit of both
>you still die and do no damage
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>>135793950
Warriors are better in conquest than in other modes, that might be your problem.
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>>135793950
Then play a different class you dumbfuck
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>>135794485
Not like it matters late game.

>>135794498
No.
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is this a bug or part of aegis

>very low health as freya, and cupid drops down the hearts
>see raijin, who has low health too, ult me so I aegis
>pick up the hearts under raijin ult, while aegis is active
>hearts disappeared and made the pick up noise, but i got no health
>raijin teleports to me and kills me, then instantly dies to cupid

can you not heal in aegis? If so, why does it let you pick up the hearts. If I was able to get health from just 1 heart, I would've lived.
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>>135794746
It's sanctuary now not aegis get with the times ypu old bastard.

Sanctuary doesnt let you basic hit im sure it wont let you heal either. You cant activate a relic during sanctuary either.
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>>135794746
Correct, you won't receive any heals.
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Does Personal Honor carry over from other clans?

I want to join SmGen clan but I have like 5k Personal Honor and I want Shadow Isis.

Also, I added the SmGen guy but he didn't accept
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>>135796802
my IGN is percynezz btw please send invite
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>>135798045
get out of clan if you want an invite numbnuts
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>>135759724
Is ShadowCzar still absolute shit at this game?
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>>135796802
>>135798045
No it doesn't carry
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>>135798157
https://a.uguu.se/dfaran_THECZARISHERE.webm

Yes.
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>>135798165
FUCK okay shit FKEK
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>>135798337
You guys should invite me from time to time again.

t. Leckaine
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>>135798165
>>135798462
Um on Reddit it says it does carry over
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>>135798142
OK IM OUT OF CLAN INVITE ME PLEASE
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>>135798761
Yay! Thank you! I got Shadow Isis on my first roll!
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I want to fuck scylla
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>>135799172
posiedon pls
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>>135796193
then it shouldnt allow you to pick it up
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>play motd
>other team picks 3 healers
>most annoying ones too, including hel
>pick up brawlers mid game
>proceed to shit on all of them

and that's the story of how I got my gems today
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Didn't realise how bad NA's teams are until I switched to EU. NA feels so easy now.
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>>135801239
1v1 me fagit, i'll rek u, sware on me mum
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>>135801239
This is the exact opposite of what people told me in the past. Hell I've fought EU players before and they're typically shit.
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Bad news is it took me 5 hours to get 3 wins
Good news is tomorrow is the last day of this shit
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Why are people having so much trouble winning games?
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>>135802535
Because all the shitters who usually stay in the casual modes are spreading out into the other modes in order to get their 3 wins. Also if you're solo queuing there's a lot of clans also trying to get their wins.
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>>135802535
Still trying to learn how to SKadi.
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>>135803114
ever since I was a kid I wanted to fuck peach

post lewds of her please
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>>135803114
>press 4 on gods with no escapes or under towers
>win
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>>135803614
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=princess+peach+rule+34
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No leaks for next patch yet?
Curious to see if Hinduman's list of upcoming gods was legit or not probably wasn't
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>>135805014
>No leaks for next patch yet?

You mean datamining? If so the new datamined gods are Susanoo and Jing Wei.
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>>135807141
why are they adding Anime things to this game?
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>>135802802
It's even worse when you have to get every first win for the gems or they each give you gems separately. Those weekends are fucking horrendous and many times I don't even bother playing that weekend.

I made a post about it a long time ago on the smite forums that it was fucking the quality of matches but all the poor fags came out defending hirez.
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>>135807346
To please reddit. They had been begging for the weeb pantheon for over a year.
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>>135807589
All things considered it was either this or the Celtic pantheon.
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>Main jungle
>Play every assassin, kind of bored
>People say Kuang is OP again
>Never even thought about him being an assassin
>try him out
>go 19-0 first game with him
Le balanced dragon man of burst damage.
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>>135808065
>inb4 copper appears to do damage control for his husbando
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>>135807995
Or fleshing out the ones we already have. Hindu and mayan need a few more. Plus there still major players like set, jormungandr and zeus's cucked wife still missing.

But I guess reddit wanted le japanese xD first.
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>>135808292
I meant in terms of new pantheons to be added, but you've a point too.
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>>135808065
Freya is also a good jungle
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>>135808292
>Hera Goddess of NTR isn't in yet
Why?
>>135808617
lmao
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>>135808617
Not anymore.
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>>135808292
I still don't understand why they're adding an anime thing. It's not a god. Susanoo is the thing that people from the Uchia clan can do with their Sharigon or whatever it's called. It's a giant thing that protects them and attacks.
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>>135808734
Nice meme mate. I love it so much I'm going to rate it 3/10.
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>>135808680
>>135808720
what's wrong with Jungle Freya? I still use her in the jungle. She's fine.
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>>135808734
They just want incest potential with Amaterasu. Hi-Rez are trying to create more chances for people to make r34
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>>135808734
You get a U for effort
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>>135808842
Post your smite guru score.
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Bakasura buffs
Baka has a ms speed gain of x% per level up until level 5 were it cap at 18%.

However he can't wear shoes or boots because they are made of leather which his gluttony makes him devour since leather is his favorite food
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>>135808734
You've made this joke a few times now and it's never gone over. It's not funny.
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>>135808919
only 1200
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>>135809147
This is bait right?
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>>135808991
you didn't watch Naruto
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>play match with friend
>doing good so far
>friend suddenly disconnects

T-thanks smite
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>>135809230
>watching Naruto
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>>135809230
I have watched it or used to. All the way till masked man was revealed to be obito. I dropped it out of boredom shortly after.
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>>135809210
nope i'm serious. I think I looked at the right number. Went to smiteguru, searched my name, clicked casual, and that number was in the corner with score.
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>>135809441
You should join the clan. Perfect fit.
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>>135809312
best anime
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>>135808213
>Damage control

What. The guy said he's good.
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>>135809574
The guy said he's broken and OP not 'good'.
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>>135809515
i'm in it already
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>>135809543
>best anime
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From what I've seen on SPL, are the five best solo laners from best to worst Ravana, Vamana, Ama, Guan, and Tyr?
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>>135810114
It is
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>>135810246
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>>135810246
>Naruto
>Being great
>Being even remotely likable
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>>135810160
The five you mentioned are good, but solo lane is all about counter picks so there is no best God.
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>tfw you never play op gods when they are op
>never played release rat as I was taking a break from smite
>never played season 2 bellona as I thought she would be athena 2.0 but she wasn't
>not playing dragon man right now as I don't like assassins much
>not playing ravana right now because I don't like his design

I miss all the fun. I do play a little chiron and amu from time to time. Not enough though, should play them more for pub stomping fun.
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>>135810436
>>135810383
>falling this hard to bait
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>>135810571
The thread is fucking slow, mate.
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>>135810436
I could say the same thing about life is tumblr.
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>hirez matchmaking
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>>135810571
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>>135810160
I'm actually looking for a solo laner. Thanks for the list. I'm gonna try these guys out.
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>>135810695
Indeed you can.
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>>135811215
Try Tyr, he's good as fuck right now. Nobody wants to get caught in his fearless/cleave combo, so you can switch to your assault stance and watch the enemy team disperse just for fun.
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>>135811154
What server? Both EU and NA are going to slow right now. It's early morning in EU and late at night for NA. The playerbase is going to be slow and this will happen at this time.
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>>135811461
>trancendence
>blink
>odin
its a nice feeling
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>>135811596
oops
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>>135811461
alright will do thanks. Right now i'm using Odin but eh i'm not liking him that much. I picked him because I thought he'd be super easy. 2, 1, 4, 3, basic till dead. Not as easy as I thought. Or i'm just shit with him. Probably me being shit with him.
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>>135811913
odin is only good at teamfights

otherwise he's just trash
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>>135811590
NA

>>135811913
i really wouldnt go odin. he is either for supp or jungle. no sustain for solo lane, and his waveclear is pretty risky
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>>135811913
Odin's just an ult bot, if you actually want to kill people and not die get Tyr. Early game his 1-2 combo is a ton of damage and great displacement, and late game he's unkillable with a heal big enough to make someone not bother fighting you. It's great, when you're done maxing your 3 it's like having an extra damage item in assault stance and an extra defense item in defense stance.
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>>135811956
>>135811967
I should have asked here first. I don't play warriors. Not a single one. My logic was "well I can trap the enemy in my ring since it'll just be me and him so that might work". Guess not. Trying Tyr tomorrow. Or Bellena. I heard she's good and I always see her fucking shit up in games i'm in with her. But that might just be because the people who use her are really good.

4/5 of my favorite gods are range though so maybe Raijin.
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Why is enemy team always cooperates on A level, great rotation, 10/10 picks and knows how to engage, And my team only know how to spam VER and VEL?
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>>135812414
might be a clan. I always check if i'm going up against a premade.
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>>135812260
Yeah definitely try Bellona. If you're just getting into warriors, I'd actually go with her before Tyr since Tyr takes a bit of practice and his damage is great but it's hard to 100-0 someone unless your positioning is good. Bellona can easily take half of somebody's health bar with a single bludgeon early game, and if they blow their escape and CC just use your 1 and auto attack them to death while they're stuck in an endless slow.
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>>135802535
>alldayeveryday
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>>135811461
Tyr is a fucking joke
ymir is a fucking joke
anubis is a fucking joke
ares is a fucking joke
>anyone who's mechanics and stats stayed the same despite being "balanced" when their main core item blink was nerfed 3x over in cd time is shit
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>>135813620
Tyr having blink at level 1 to instanly throw someone under his tower for no cost is a buff for him.
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>>135814034
>being so fucking awful youd be under the enemy tower fighting tyr
>not hitting tyr in the fuckhuge 5s blink combat timer when it used to be 3s
>being 3x and 1.5x a shitter
>not buying beads or salvation
>not picking someone like geb to lullercoaster every tyr attempt with your shield
>not buying wave to wave at tyr when he misses
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>>135813468
i will never understand how someone can die 20 times in a video game
like just fucking afk at 15 this game isn't for you
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It's not Ricki but at least she's picking top tier
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>>135814454
>buying beads or salvation
>salvation
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>>135815712
>not buying salvation this season
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>>135815712
What are you talking about retard?
Its a mandatory buy on a lot of gods.
off the top of my head

Beads
>anubis, ares, xing, ne zah, hades

Salvation
>posideon, kkk, nox, ra

>inb4 you build cc reduction on ahpuch and wonder why you arent escaping slows in time

>not successfully ganking and forcing all 5 ults or making them panic ult and immuning everything and then winning the entire teamfight with 1 teammate ult

>wasting your ult to get cc immunity when you could immune and then chase and use your ult and win the fight
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>tfw a Nox player wants to have your offspring because you saved her ass so many times as Geb
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>>135816208
>tfw omni and nex and geb combo endless knock up and silence and rolling chase and explosions and throwable fireballs of big black cock
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>>135811967
Get bluestone
1>2 which near instaclears early and far ahead many enemy solos then walk away through the jungle or walk back using your shield if you fell Threatened.

One of many ways to solo clear
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How do i git gud with khepri?
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>>135816545
Maximum cooldown, acctually bodyblock shots to save your teammates.Don't be a bitch
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>>135813468
>level 22

Its not like you can play with good players yet
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>>135816827
>implying theres any difference between people with 0, 200, and 300 hours
>implying every game isnt just 2 v 2 with everyone else being completely brain dead
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>>135808292
>>135808734
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>>135817130
The more time put into the game the better you can tell who is retarded and just plain bad

I bet you didnt realize nobody builds telekinesis ring on sol
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what heroes should I pick to teamcarry shitters to grind out these dailies?
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>>135818560
Loki
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new goddess confirmed when?

wheres all the skadi x kaldr porn ffs
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>>135818090
Well I got it because I was doing better boxing people than my abilities since I couldnt 1 shot anyone really but I could land my ability and then left click them 3-4 times.

Merc had stupid useless items against me.
Tyr was weak as fuck with no magic def and a starter item and as long as he didnt hit me I was good.

Zeus had no dmg and had that stupid as fuck crit item and that healing thing.
He could outrun me but only if I didnt get him in the combo and my 3 before my speed boost ran out.
Then cupid and vulcan mostly stayed away from me and attacked the other team cause wed stalemate if we fought.

Other than that, theyd just slaughter the merc and apollo and chase me under tower and try and 5v1 me and Id run away in advance or pop my boots and run or my aegis.

The game was pretty much over in like 8m when they had like 6 lvls over me.

Theres not really anything you can do if someone is fucking up much less 2 people.
Theres just a huge mechanical advantage and you have no hope unless the enemy team fucks up.

I can burst as sol but I cant burst everyone.
I guess I could have gotten polynomicon and chronos but they were just eating my abilities and going forward on me regardless because they just have too much fucking health.

I dont see how having like 150 more dmg from poly on hit or chronos having my abilites 2s faster when when im still waiting 6s for the cd and they are rushing me as im attacking. I was just hoping to focus one god and kill him and have deso pop and go into a 2nd burst and maybe my ult and hope for the best.
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>tfw youre winning all night and then all of a sudden its 2am and the squad is tired but youre still playing and everyone starts feeding

goodnight fags
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>>135818789
>Beastiality
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>>135818789
Isn't Jingwei like the next god or is Susanoo first?
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what a shit pairing
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reminder that monster musume saved anime and monster girls will save smite too

also can ChimpChamp get an invite to the NA clan this time

fuck you willy <3
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So what's the standard build for a Hunter these days? Is it still Trans > Warrior > Soul Eater > Exo > Rage > Death Bringer? Season 3 has really thrown me off since I got back into Smite.

Also who's fucking idea was it to not allow Soul Eater in Assault? I understand Doom Orb, but Soul Eater doesn't even perma stack. Fuck you, Hi-Rez, you don't even know your game.
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How do I split push correctly?
When I'm playing characters with split push potential I just can bring myself you leave my team in case fight brakes out and they'll be fighting 4v5.
Do you really have to become dead inside to split push effectively?
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>>135823579

>soul eater

lol no
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>>135822428
>tfw forgot to attach the image
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>>135823058

Depends. Who is best girl?

Choose carefully.
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Is item that increases healing received worth getting on guan, Herc, Tyr?
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>>135824294
Why? I think it's better now. 30 attack speed and 20 lifesteal is still good. Plus it's cheap.
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>>135824382
>BellxLoki
That really doesn't fit.
Bellona might be an arrogant asshole but at least she's not a dick like Loki.
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>tfw playing support and your adc builds stone cutting sword

Also zero fucking pen against a team with two tanks, jesus christ
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>>135825296

literally no one is building soul eater
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can someone tell me what jungling is like now
haven't played since before the updated conquest map, like the first iteration, right after they removed the side lane camps

who are top jungle gods to learn
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>>135826320
everyone who used blink to engage was shit on
thor is now mechanically even better than before because of his built in blink.

my vote would be thor
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>>135826069
I am. I don't give a fuck what your favourite meme streamer thinks either.

>Good attack speed
>Good lifesteal
>Good passive
>2000 gold

What's not to like?
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>>135824608
suu is best girl

let me in mr doorman
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>>135826815
Its fucking trash m8
crit in some scenarios but the core is mostly around these items
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>>135824382
Reeee
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>>135825237
the one that makes you run faster after healing if good on guan yu

>heal yourself
>use sprint
>ult

so much speed
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So I've come back from not playing since Bellona release and I've hit 30 and played some ranked duoq with a friend since I can't play some roles.

However, I want to play without him, can anyone suggest a good and up to date jungle guide?
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>>135828032
>cant even explain why he has an opinion
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>>135828913
Ao Kuang gud now.
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>>135829028
Ao Kuang was always good from what I remember, during one of my small comeback phases I managed to get stupidly good stats with him.
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>>135828913
>help solo
>run to mid
>take camps with mid
>clear waves with mid until you are pushing tower
>go do other shit
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>>135829227
Sounds similar to when you leeched solo til 4, guess it didn't change as much as I thought.
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>>135828992
I dont adc m8
im the jungle/mage/supp
my friend is the adc guy and he always builds dat shit
The last few days hes been experimenting with this build
I dont know if its good or not I didnt ask.
I dont remember much I smoked like 10 bowls at once and he did a bunch of shrooms and I dont remember much of what happened and this is the best I can do for you.

Basically soul eater is shit
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>got the 100 gems for getting a god to rank 1

Now only 100 more gems until the season ticket.
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How is Amaterasu in the jungle?
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>>135831657
That looks trash desu. I wouldn't ever build that on an ADC.
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>forced to play joust and arena because clash assault and siege are so bad it's not even a joke
>every game is random 2 people on my team picking gods that they think are fun
>everyone on enemy team picks NoskillYi/Odin/Loki/chronos

Why are all other game mods beside conquest so god damned unplayable
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>>135833445
So being so shit and dragging your team down.
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does this matchmaking mean i'm finally gud, or is the game trying to punish me for ever playing ranked
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I hate free gem days so much.
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>>135793950
try not building like a bronzie, warriors r gud

>>135796802
>>135798045
it does carry over

>>135823579
the most used builds now are qins builds:
Trans/WTabi/Asi/Qins/Titans/Situational(Pen/AS/Crit). Maybe sell the trans for another crit item if you get a DB sixth or something.
Also, starting DT+Pots instead of Trans and then doing the same build but leaving the trans out completely is effective on a lot of hunters so you can get your qins online faster.
Lifesteal and crit has been nerfed in like 666 ways, and the meta has shifted to games being decided earlier, so people are favoring these qins memebuilds that get their core damage up faster than a crit build.
Soul eater is pretty ass now. Please avoid it.
Also, >>135831657 this guy (or his friend, whatever) is pretty dumb. Stacking Exe and Titans is generally going to be not-good, and Jotunn's is ass on hunters unless you're playing someone like Neith and just doing a mace build. I'd rather have any of like 5 other items.
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why does incon think he's fucking buff lmao
>>
How do you play against Amaterasu in solo?
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>>135836449
Pick Ravana.
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I there a way to make jungle practice infinite crd? I wan to practice thor's ult
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>>135836449
Get an escape or beads
Dodge her obvious mirror
Beads or escape her ulti
Get a lot of ganks to save you
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>>135836435
if people literally threw money at me to flex and stuff in front of a camera in between playing games of smite I would play right along too
>>
It took two matches for someone to mention sport skins.
You're all pretty cool, we kinda wrecked with a conquest and I enjoyed myself.

And yes, there were a couple shitters, but we had some nice carry.
>>
>>135836449
hope your jungler pays you the slightest bit of attention or just stalemate it out
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>>135836435
for his height he has decent mass
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>>135835914
Yeah he just plays neith mostly

Whenever I have to adc, I go >>135828032.
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>>135836659
How is ravana supposed to deal with her?
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>>135837967
Strong heals.
Strong clear.
Can easily avoid her ult.
Has a root and a slow.
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Got muh gems in 5 games.
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If I'm Geb and team mate got ulted by Ares do I shield before he gets pulled or after?
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>>135840838
after
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>>135838754
Got mine the first 3, then played another 2 and won because fun
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>It is too soon to start another surrender vote.
>It is too soon to start another surrender vote.
>It is too soon to start another surrender vote.
>It is too soon to start another surrender vote.
>It is too soon to start another surrender vote.
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>>135841994
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>>135842090

>try surrender when we're several levels behind, loads of gold, and just getting stomped in team fights
>two people immediately f7 every fucking time

Yeah, it's so fun just dragging this shit out.
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>>135842460
That's when you sell all your items and buy everything with movement speed and have fun racing around the map.
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>>135841994
>>135842460
how are you suppose to get better if you just give up, wuss

don't be such a faggot
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>>135842615

Because I can't make my teammates not do stupid shit.
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>>135842460

Playing from behind is one of the most important learning experiences you can have

Steal fire, get a pick, ward and communicate advantageous situations

You'll thank yourself for the experiences when you're a better player for it and you get that sexy, elusive comeback win m80
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>>135842823
That only works when you're team is good. When they're complete fucking retards who don't listen, go in 1v5, run away from team fights, and have shit builds, it's pretty hard to make a comeback.
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>>135843195

In games like this, sometimes you just gotta eat the loss, and grin and bear the shit. Usually, I try and read my team in the lobby a little. If they seem like shit, I'll pick Bastet or Apollo depending on what I'm playing rolewise, somebody who can splitpush and make the most out of my team sucking ass.

As a support main, I know the struggle well. Trust me. It'll get better.
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>>135837717
Try this for Neithy-weithy, and put try putting her mid with it:
Trans+pots/Wtabi/Jotunn's, Next three items are some combo of Brawlers/Titans/Crusher/Asi
Enjoy your instagib spirit arrows and megaults
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>>135826869

Acceptable answer.

Grand prize was Papi
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If you watch harems, you should seriously kill yourself.
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>>135846461
well since i still had a winning answer hows about slipping me an invite

name is up the chain
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>Nox
>Skadi
>Loki
>Ao Kuang
>Bellona

Should I just give up before the match even start?
>>
Anybody want to grind out these 3 wins? I'm about to see if I can get a party started in smgen
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>>135847473
literally who
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>>135823579
fuck crit

Attack speed and damage/pen all day
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>>135825296

Asi is a better item in every regard. Pen is too important, and the passives don't even care. Soul Eater's is lackluster, and Asi's is absolutely godlike. Asi is actually broken for it's price, comparable to sub 2k breastplate for its raw value. You can't argue double lifesteal either, because you sacrifice too much flat power when you could pick up more pen items or a heavy AS item like Fatalis or Ody bow, which also provide valuable utility damage or necessary mobility in certain situations.
>>
I want to join GenSM, my IGN is Ebin322.
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>>135848743

*passives don't even compare
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>>135848743
Why is Hi-Rez so Tsun for Asi?

One update it's shit, then another it's amazing.
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>>135849190

Because hirez is actually shit at balancing
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>>135849190
It's only good this update because of the player made meta. Suddenly since everyone that plays a warrior or guardian has to double down on protections, pen is now very valuable. so instead of stacking a devo, just get asi for lifesteal which also has pen.
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>>135849190

Asi's never been bad in my time playing, IIRC. It's just, 300hp Soul eater and pre-nerf Devo's were absolutely ridiculous items. Asi exists as it is right now because ADC builds as a whole are actually okay, and they benefit greatly off of burst healing to deal with burst mages, and pen to deal with all the full tank builds and bruiser assassins. They're not too bursty and they're sustained, dangerous damage that can be punished without the bullfuckery of 1200 damage crits on tanks. The only god who totally blows this idea up is Huo Yi, and frankly, fuck that god anyway.

Just my 2c, tho
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So is the unicorn back again

Is it time for me to play rama and shred once more. I missed this build so much
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>>135850067

>Rama

enjoy being shoved under tower by p much everyone but xbal
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>>135850138
>every hunter pushing rama under tower
>not just neith or medusa
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>>135853474

chiron, sol, hou yi

oh look all these top picks
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>>135853474
>Who is Chi"Hung like a Horse"ron?
>Who is Hou "Yeezy" Yi?
>Who is "A LIL UNSTABLE" Sol?
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When will Hirez bring guardians back in the game?
I hate that literally everybody else is getting a buff besides fucking tanks.
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>>135853842
>>135853560
L A T E G A M E R A M A
A
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>mfw I got to finish the gem thing this morning and got the divine action theme with the same match

I need more smite related reaction pictures
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>>135855251
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>>135855251
>7.5k FP already

I'll bet you bought them, goy
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>>135855871
I did. 7k of them. 500 I won fair and square. :-)
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>>135855251
Is the music theme any good?
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>>135854969
still shit xbal late game is just as dumb and that ult is so much better hes easier to shut down and his cc is a puny cripple aa that forces him to burn escape
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>>135856401
The intro is just the same as the normal one but the other stuff is more uh... orchestrated? I guess.
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>>135856549
I'd say they are on par with eachother for different reasons.
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>>135856401
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfgYdZxKNTs

pretty orgasmic
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>>135856908
>that player kill music

Do I gotta tune in next week to see who the killer was?
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I know that most new gods are bullshit, but Skadi is just retarded

>wolf has 100% of her attack damage
>cannot be killed
>once you "kill it" it can be resummoned within .5s and attack again
>can literally fucking solo heroes on it's own
>ulti is a full heal

Hi rez can't balance for fucking shit
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>>135858143
Dont forget ice physics

Im sure nobody wanted that
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>>135858292
Ice would be fine on it's own. The wolf is the problem
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>>135856908
It's pretty good actually.
I always have the music set to 0 and listen Yes sir, I can boogie and stuff tho.
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>>135858143
>can literally fucking solo heroes on it's own
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>>135858292
fuck skadi's ice bullshit

they need to make it so that leveling it doesn't increase the fucking radius, or make it slow instead
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>mfw I will never play constant onslaught guan yu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcdFoYWoy40
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>>135856908
Something is rising
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>>135758574
One doesn't simply touch chang'E face for this ugly twat ! Hope you can an libido problem for the rest of your life !
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>>135832952
pls respond ;_;
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>>135860903
terrible
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>someone decides to play aphro mid

WHAT KINDA CLEAR YOU WANT SENPAI?!!?
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>Get drunk as shit playing Smite and stream it
>Initially play around the same level as before, mocking enemy midlaner for being unable to beat me despite the fact I was absolutely wasted
>We win the game because I somehow hit all but three of my spirit balls
>Next ranked game comes around
>http://smite.guru/match/hr/235114553 happens
>I can't hit anything anymore
>We lose a game that was 4v5 for like 20 minutes
>Still do plenty of damage despite not even remembering through the course of the game who was on the enemy team or where any tower was besides my tier one and tier two
>Osiris gets so mad he actually rage quits during the game
>Bellona tuned into my stream and started telling me to shut up during the game
>I started to feel like a fucking dumbass during the game
TL;DR I can't hold my liquor at all

>Half a bottle of Maker's Mark (90 proof whiskey)
>3 quarters of a bottle of 26 proof wine
>Two swigs of 24 proof port

Just Bacchus my shit up senpai
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>>135861201
just fuck my lane up
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>>135861159
Fuck.
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>>135860758
Muh waifu!
KIll yourself, senpai
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Please add me

'bdog246' is my name
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>>135862768
fuck off
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>>135862884
What the fuck why?

It says to post your IGN and I did faggot
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Retro skins you want to be a thing?
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>>135863031
Nu Wa I want the fucking most. I love her model
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>>135861492
nice blog friend, followed! :D
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>>135863216
nice meme friend, upvoted! XD
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>>135862960
How about also including what region you're from? I assume NA since people from EU post that they're EU most of the time.
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>>135859146
They need to fix the fucking duration

I hate going into a teamfight and just sliding out of trying to turn around and engage.
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First free gem weekend ever.
>Day 1 solo queued and won 3 in a row. Done in less than an hour
>day 2 play with clan. Took 5 hours to get 3 wins.
>day 3 play with clan. Took 1-2 hours.

Over all it was an alright experience. Could have been worse.
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>>135859146
I wish it worked like an ice level in a platformer, as apposed to feeling like a literal hockey puck lacking in friction.
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>>135863908
Her ice is retarded

>Engage Skadi
>Kicking her ass
>She runs
>pops ice floor
>I slide into her
>kill her

gg
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>>135863641
Sorry! I'm NA
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>>135787509
Attack speed lifesteal rage and deathrbringer.

Find Ymir/Geb/Athena/Sylvanus/Bacchus/Ares/Sun Wukong/Whoever, Use your ultimate, then make them taste your blade, then slash slash stab 360 degrees consistently, and maybe toss in your shield for good luck.

Bam you just killed their main source of crowd control. Against other glass cannons like Apollo she doesn't do very well though so pick your target carefully.
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>>135867195
>crits in season 3 on a fucking melee god
>when you are focusing a tank
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>>135867195
>>135868003
Just Fucking build a Kali with CDR.
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>>135858143
>no escape
>only dog can't be killed in ult, skadi can
>dog has FIVE health

Fucking retards in here. I have only lost twice to her in lane as an adc main. She is really fucking shit.
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Am I the only one that finds this skin to be the definition of cancer?
>annoying fucking voice
>all the fags that use always spam that annoying laugh
>the skin itself is more busy than a Russian subway station
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>>135869919
i have no son
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>>135869919

sugoi yo!
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>ROMA INVICTA! to steal the fire giant kill then running away from the 4 enemy fags who were trying to get it
feels better than sex, desu.
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>playing Odin
>against an Odin
>I drop ting of death
>they drop ring of death in my ring of death
>every fucking time he waits for me to use mine first

what a cunt
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>>135871951
what happens? Do you get boosts or are you nerfed? Or do they balance themselves out and neither Odin got anything?

Same with Bellena's Rally. What if she pops it inside the rings. What happens?
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>>135871951
fitting fate for odin players
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>hot as fuck in my house
>sweating like crazy, already in a rage over other shit, tried to play smite
>trying for the third time to get gems after multiple hours
>get into siege match
>two teammates instalock skadi and sol, start speaking in some godforsaken snow nigger language
>enemy team locks in, get to loading screen
>mastery 10 chronos, neith, loki, and tyr
>they all have +3000 kills and over 200 wins
>all in the same clan
>the only other person on my team that speaks english says one of the worst possible things to read in smite
>"lol never played this gamemode just trying to get the gems xD"
>something in my brain i think actually fucking snapped like a withered rope
>immediately leave, turn off my computer, and i shit you not i walked 15 miles aimlessly in 80 degree weather
>ended up waking up to a bird shitting on me as i layed supine over a swingset outside of some church playground

never again will i play on gem weekends
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>>135872475
might wanna get some meds for autism or see a therapist
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>>135872475
>>ended up waking up to a bird shitting on me as i layed supine over a swingset outside of some church playground
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>>135872475
Just buy the gems when they go on sale then.

Next you'll say you wait 4 hours in line for a free scoop of ice cream.
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>>135872475
I've actually played against that exact same matchup in a siege, holy fuck you've never seen a more cancerous amalgamation of gods, truly there is something evil in people to play such a combination of cheesing shitters.
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>>135873292
If there's a line, it has to be some good ice cream.
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FUN IS A FUCKING MEME
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>>135875927
You're a meme.
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>>135878774
Lets talk about monkey memes
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Why is everyone having trouble with this weekend. Just party up with your non-shit friends. I got the gems for yesterday and today in like eight games.
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>>135879896
>non-shit friends
>Friends
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>>135879896
>having friends at your disposal that are good
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>>135879896
>premades
you disgust me, i hope partys were not allowed into the game, that or their get their own special server to play.
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>post yfw her penis is bigger than yours
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>>135880931
I like that drawing.
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>>135880806
>I'm mad about people partying up in a team based game
So you're saying you're absolutely retarded and you're that much of a casual no-friend loser?
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>>135882696
what i'm saying is that i'm better than everyone in a party as i win by myself.
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>he still doesnt have gems
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>>135882839

but anon, I got my gems hours ago
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>>135882839
I got my gems at around 8am.
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>>135882839
That's cute

>>135882945
>mfw I got the gems at the very beginning of the day since I don't ever sleep
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>>135880140
>Having Friends
At least I can go 11/5/9 so it is okay.
R-r-right?
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>>135871923
Sex as in you being the penetrator, or sex as in you being penetrated? Trust me theirs a difference
As if you'd know anything about the sweet feeling of salty milk and coins:-)
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>>135880931
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>>135880931
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>>135879896
i have no friends in this game or the real world
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haha guys get this

guys?

okay so

*laughs*

okay sorry for real this time

so like lets release a god right

and give her a pet

right

and it does 100% of her damage and dashes

and

wait for it

we make it immune to damage for 5 seconds

LOL!

5 seconds of no counterplay

and also it roots

guys? sounds good right?


"We like it. You're promoted."
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>>135885473
might well put a leash on skadi and rename them bitch and Kaldr
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>>135885473
3/10, could use some work. Needs more passion, such as thing classic.
>play neith
>just drop cumstains everywhere on the ground so that the whole lane is full of TWO SECONDS AOE ROOTS WHENEVER I PRESS MY FUCKING NIGGER SPIRIT ARROW WITH 95% SCALING DID I FORGET TO SAY SHE'S A HUNTER
>JUST PRESS 1 AND WIN ALL DAY
>XING A FUCKING GUARDIAN HAS THE SAME ROOT DURATION UT HAS TO GET CLOSE TO HIT TARGET TO LAND IT
>BUT NEITH THE NIGGER JUST PRESS ONE OF THE CUMSTAINS THAT DRIP FROM YOUR BITCH WHORE CUNT WHEN YOU BACKFLIP AND FUCKING WIN
>DID I FORGET TO SAY HER AOE BUILT IN LIFESTEAL WITH 85% SCALING ALSO HAS THE SAME PASSIVE AS WITCHBLADE? YES
>YES
>A HUNTER
>THAT HAS A FREE "YOU STOP MOVING SO I CAN HIT YOU BECAUSE IM A NIGGER AND I NEED YOU TO STOP MOVING EVERY 5SECONDS BECAUSE I CAN'T WIN OTHERWISE
>WITH DEBUFF
>A HUNTER
>DID I FORGET TO SAY THAT HER ULT HAS 120% SCALING AND IT'S GLOBAL?
>AMC WHO HAS 110% ON HISACTUALLY HAS TO AIM IT TO HIT, BUT NOT NIETH LOL EZEZEZEZ
>KAWAI NIGGER KAWAI POOP SKIN XDDDXDXDXDXDXDX TO TROLL
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>>135886389

>mad that he loses to neith
>the easiest hunter to outplay

kekkin
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>>135886389
>XING A FUCKING GUARDIAN HAS THE SAME ROOT
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>>135886389
H-he...Xin doesn't have a root anymore, anon.
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>>135885473
Just stun the dog.
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>>135886389
>Root on Ching Chang
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>>135886694
>>135887115
>>135887520
it's an outdated copypasta
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>>135885473
the worst part about her is that her fucking dog has a tiny ass hitbox, so you can't hit him until he's right up on your shit, and the second he gets to one health she can call him to her and he becomes invincible, completely removing the penalty of him dying
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>>135886616
>easiest to outplay
If you are a retard like 99.99% of Neith players then yes. But if you have some knowledge of how things work then no.
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>all these premades on gem weekend
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>Post game after we won they proceeded to say GOTTA GO FAST and S A N I C S P E E D

People like this make the game fun. Especially since it was an easy FWOTD
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>>135889254
>every skadi on my team is always dogshit
>every enemy skadi is always actually good at playing skadi
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>>135890032
>build pen maybe attack speed if you want to aa once in a blue moon
>spam kaldr and ult on gods with no escape
>people manage to fuck this up
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>Winning an arena match by two tickets
I don't need this kind of stress
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Disco Milf Nox when?
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What have you learned today, /smgen/?

I learned that the minions that Bakasura regurgitates inherit 10% of his physical power and all of his pen.
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Just started playing this with my mates, we get fucked most of the time. But it's pretty good fun.
Help me out though lads:
How p2w is this?
And which god would be best for a beginner? any really OP ones?
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>>135893449
Just by buying the godpack you'll be good to go
Starting tomorrow it will only be 15$ dollars (50% discount)
Or you could always buy the gods with favour but that's a long time grinding, I have like 1000 hours and still haven't got all of them
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>>135882839
i got my gems already hours ago.
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>>135893449
Play the balanced Chinese Man of Scales and Om Nom Nom, AKA Ao Kuang.
The Hardest part of his kit is getting the person you want with his 4,
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>>135894141
>>135893840
is the Raijin guy good? he looks pretty neat.

also, is there any essential settings I should change or perhaps addons?
sometimes I have a hard time seeing damage numbers, or even just my enemies health, even though I have the combat text slider at max.
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>>135892389
Today I noticed that Anubis's default skin has the weird back toe on his feet like normal dogs do, but since he's standing up it's really fucking bizarre and freaky looking.

>>135893449
>P2W
Nonexistent. No amount of dosh you drop on this will give you an advantage over other players besides the ability to play a new god before their first nerf and before anyone is used to their bullshit

>Best for a beginner
The starting free gods (Neith, Guan Yu, Ra, Thor, Ymir) are all free to use because they're retard proof. Chiron is pretty simple (which is saying something considering how braindead most Hunter gods are), and all you have to do on Anubis is build damage and you're good. Odin is a simple warrior; press 2 before you press 1, then after you hit someone with your amped up 1, press 3 if they're still in range. Basic attack until they're near death or until it's too dangerous to continue. If an enemy God is near death, cage them with your 4 and take them to the fucking Thunderdome. Your 4 also acts as an impromptu wall if you need to get away and your 1 is on cool down or you want to save someone from getting their ass beat.

>Who is OP
MIGHTY SWOOORD- I mean Ao Kuang hits people until they die, and can go invisible. He also shares a gimmick with Thanatos where if someone is under 30% of their total health (ie 300 HP out of a total health of 1000), his ult will instant kill them. The hardest part of playing Ao Kuang is hitting people with his 4. Which, surprisingly, is the easiest part of playing Thanatos.

Also any god on the first week or two of their release is OP because Hi-Rez doesn't test shit anywhere near as well as they should, and you get to shit on retards for free for about two weeks because the general masses won't know how to react to their kit yet.
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>>135895048
>Good burst
>Mobilty
>Great ult in both utility and damage
Raijin is pretty good AND fun!
I use the thing that says the distance of Basic attacks and white circle pointer thing on the ground.
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>>135896078
>>135895638
alright, thanks guys. Right now I'm just going full pleb mode and have auto-buy items on because I have no idea what's good, how do I find out? Just look up "guides" or whatever for a god I like?
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>>135896609
http://www.smitejunkies.com/
That shit has at least 1 build per relevant god.
>Are they the best
Fuck No
>Better than Auto-Buy
Fuck Yes
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>>135896609
There is no shame is keeping auto-buy on if you have no idea what the fuck is going on; just keep in mind that some of the game's recommended builds for some gods are made by people who don't actually play the game.

As for what to do with each god, look up builds that are relevant/recent, and as the thread.
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>Try MOTD
>mfw three people immediately lock in Fenrir, Thanatos, and Loki
>Meanwhile the enemy team actually has a non-retarded composition
What did I do to deserve this
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Bampu
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I made another shitty drawing guys
I started out focused but got tired, so I ended up rushing to finish it
I may or may not redraw it later with more effort
based on the "January People" /fit/ comics
http://i.imgur.com/BRznddM.jpg
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>>135901249
4/10
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My teams K/D though
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>>135901620
Nice
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>>135889254
There's a delay between recall and him become immune again
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so glad everyone got their gems right?
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>>135904136
Only the first day was bad, because I hadn't played in months.
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>>135904136
>Not having loadsagems+90
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>>135901249
i get it's a blatant rip of SIRs /fit/ comic but if you're going to convert it it actually has to make sense and look good you autist, couldn't even tell who some of the gods were
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>>135902823
Not enough to actually hit him again in time you retard, even a monkey could time the ability to the enemies auto-attack, are you dumber than a monkey you fucking nigger?
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>>135904136
yeah, i did, was good.
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>>135905629
as I rethink it it's utter shit
thanks anon for waking me up
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>10 tickets to 2 tickets in Arena
>We can win so long as we aren't absolutely retarded
>Look to my right
>Fenrir and Ra are on super low health but refuse to go back.
>Seconds later the enemy Ra snipes them both and we lose
GOD
FUCKING
DAMNIT
>>
How do you solo Tyr? Staying alive is more important than killing or damage so I feel like staying in defensive stance most of the time is the way to go. Then switch to offensive when you have to. Also the heal with his 3 in defensive is great.
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>>135872118
posted this hours ago but no one answered. Still curious.
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>>135880806
this

parties should only go up against other parties
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>>135910726
>>135880806
I'd agree with you when I lose to partied people but I disagree when I'm partied.

EASY
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>>135872118
>>135910410
Bellona's Rally doesn't debuff the enemy team; it only stuns people at the impact point.
Odin's Ring of Spears doesn't give any buffs to its owner or their team.

So in the case of Rally on Rally, both teams get increase protections and physical power.
In the case of Ring on Ring, both teams cannot heal and have lowered attack speed.
With Rally on Ring, Bellona's team get the buffs but also lowered attack and cannot heal, while Odin's team get no buffs or debuffs.
No one 'comes out on top' besides the last person to pop their shit, who will have it for a flash of a second longer.
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>>135896609
I had autobuy on for the first few months I played. Learn to play, then learn to build.
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>joust as herc
>with nox and skadi
>enemy team is janus, neith, guan yu
>shit on enemy team
>nox is absolute trash, skadi ends up throwing a fire giant
>enemy just barely beats us
>spams VEL

why? you know you got fucking anally annihilated, you only won because you're using literally everything possible to win, easymode gods, clan curse call, you're fighting randoms and you still barely made it

fuck these autistic ass people in this game
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>>135896609
do >>135897112
or go on smiteguru and check out popular builds
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Is anyone having trouble playing the game? I have the game through steam, and if I try and run it the Launcher fails, if I try to run the Diagnostic, that fails as well. They're the only two programs on my computer that are having problems.
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>>135910248
help please
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Why is Kali's VEL so soft?
I can't cum if I can't let then hoes know.
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>>135912296
Walk to archers in offensive stance.
Use 1 then 2.
Change to defensive and heal any damage you took.
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>>135912094
>getting this mad over an emote
i think you're the one with the problem
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>>135912094
>Gets beat
>Posts on his anime picture forum about getting beat
>Calls others autistic

VEL m8, you're trash.
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>>135912524
i'm not mad, if anything they were, they refused to say anything in the lobby other than shit talk, i just genuinely want to know their reasoning for being such shitpants assbabies
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>>135912646
>i just genuinely want to know their reasoning
Then why the fuck would you ask here? We don't know their reasoning either. You should have asked them. Were you born dumb or did you take too many knocks to the head while your mother was abusing you?
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>>135912625
Nobody really gives a shit about his game but it's not like there is anything better to post on this god forsaken general, all you faggots do is whine about balance issues and talk about your autistic fetishes. At least somebody here actually plays the game other than talk about pixel futa dick on a Cantonese underwater pumpkin carving image board, you retard.
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What're the standard ADC/Solo lane builds right now?

I figure I build attack speed on ama and bellongne still.

Going to be going back into ranked in season 3 and I want to minimize how much I get shittalked over build in my placement matches.
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>>135913234
max attack speed with pen and qins.
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tell me right fucking now the five best gods for mid lane and jungle

onegai
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>>135913234
I want role tiers for conquest, not just the conquest tier for all the gods.

I want to know which god is which tier in solo, ADC, support, Jungler, Mid.
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>>135913507
Placement matches are always fun.

Last time in my final game I got paired with suntouched and he was a massive faggot despite the fact I said it was my placement.
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>>135912932
Greek Animated Tragedies are the purpose of 4chan
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>>135912932
>"lets talk about my shitty fetish"
>"lets blog about my shitty loss"
they're both fucking stupid you nigger
saying one is better than the other is just saying your piece of shit is slightly better than mine
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>Haven't played in 2 days, been on that Division grind
>First game since
>Fatalis, Demonic Grip, Poly Zeus
>Mystical Mail, Rage, Balanced Blade Odin
>At one point the Odin facetanked a tower as I called VI3
>He naturally dies from tower damage/enemies
>"Hey any of you guys wanna attack the tower with me next time? We're gonna lose without teamwork!"
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Why do Legendary skins look better than Diamond skins 9 times out of 10?
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>>135914861
I can't tell the difference between golden and legendary skins half the time
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>get matched with somebody who's name is the god they're playing
>they're terrible at that god

Is this a common occurrence for you guys too?
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>>135915747
I've lost count to the people named Loki2232 or some other shit that I've beaten into the ground or had to carry.
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>>135913898
I'd rather talk about the game than what some retarded faggot jerks off to that is in the game, you gay autistic shitter. What type of homo do you have to be to want to discuss that? Go drink poz cum somewhere else, gaybo.
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>>135912919
YOUR mother was abusing this dick, i got a lot of knocks to that head kid
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>>135913484
please, Im a poorfag but I have favor now to buy 2 gods
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>>135916119
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>>135916119
B T F O
T F O
F T
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>>135916176
Assassins in Jungle
Mages in midlane

Do your research. Look up Mages and Assassins abilities and pick the one you like the most from each. Use a god you like, not one people say is good.You'll be happier.
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>>135915904
you completely missed the point asshat
also i'll drink cum wherever the fuck i desire you cunt fumbler
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>>135912919
>projection
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There needs to be an image of a staredown between golden apollo and LoL's Draven
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>>135916361
already have a few gods that I like playing (like thanatos or ao kuang), but Im making a decent pool of powerful gods for that mid and jungle role. I have:
mid: agni, janus, zeus, ra, poseidon, scylla, kkk
jungle: thanatos, hun batz, thor, serqet, bellona, fenrir, ao kuang
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>>135917051
i never wanted to kill myself more than while i was making this
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>>135917304
Fenir and Thor are great jungle

Scylla is good mid if your jungle babysits for the first few minutes until she can hold her own
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>>135917696
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>>135917696
As someone who plays both games I like this a lot
And also agree that I wish to kill myself for laughing at it too
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>>135917760
but just tell me the best 2-3 gods in the current meta for mid and jungle REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>muh meta
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>>135918817
I laughed because I hate dogs.
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How do I counter Kali?

Her lifesteal and health restore is so retarded
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>>135917943
Isis, Janus and Raijin are the best 3 mages right now, most of the rest of them fall in the same tier. Although Chronos has better carry potential than other mages outside of the top 3.

Thor, Fenrir and Ao Kuang are probably the best 3 junglers right now. Hun Batz is strong but weak early, Serqet is very good but she takes longer to come online than other junglers.
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>>135919075
>How do I counter Kali?

Shut her down before she can get items.
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>>135918817
fucking die
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>>135919075
This
>>135919160
or you hard CC her during her ult.
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>>135919094
not that guy but how is Ne Zha right now in comparison to those top 3
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>>135919075
Weakening Curse.
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fartcules
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>>135919629
okay fartcules is a cool guy and won us a match, doesn't afraid of anything
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>>135919629
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Is that squirrel god any good? I haven't seen people playing as him very much but I'm on the PS4 so it just might be people not owning him.
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>>135918817
I get the snake has to eat, but like, why? Puppies are usually expensive as fuck, and that looks like an especially expensive breed, is this some sort of royal python that only eats 1500 dollar puppies a meal?
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>>135919997
Probably the worst god in the game.

Not joking.
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>>135920079
Ok, now I'm curious. How is he the worst god in the game?
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>>135920217
his damage sucks
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>>135920217
Has to use escape for damage, escape is short range, still not good damage, no hard CC unless buying unique item, if bought hard CC is on escape (and have to put escape on CD to get it 90% of the time)
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>>135919094
thanks, Isis always look to me like low damage. Rajin no idea. I will check both

>>135919551
I think Ne Zha is like Thanatos, fun to play but mediocre, cause other junglers like thor, fenrir, hun batz or serqet are just too good in comparsion, with great mobility, stuns, high damage

btw is kawaii waifu Amateratsu good for solo? I think I only have Guan Yu, Bellona and Hercules for that role
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>>135920217
He's extremely squishy and does no damage.

When he was released he was really strong, but instead of nerfing him slowly they just completely gutted him in one single nerf and now he's just awful.
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>>135918817
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>>135919814
I play herc so much that I can hear the line in my head crystal clear
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>>135919551
Strong but he has a lot of weaknesses compared to other junglers, namely his lack of mobility and difficult skillshots. You have some outplay potential with the sash and free ults, but you won't carry games as well as other higher tier gods.
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>>135920819
>crystal clear
>the glass is dirty
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Why does skadi use the word cunt? The cunt begins etc.

Why the hell did hirez put that in after they beeped out swagni's use of the word fuck?
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>>135920878
so aside from Kali,he's the most risk/reward type assassin with how hard it is to land his skills
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>the face when they don't bring their skis.
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>>135879896
>friends

Anon, why do you think I play video games, I have no friends.
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>>135921708
It's hunt. It's just that her accent is thicker than your dad's dick.
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>>135919997
the weird thing about Ratr is that he's apparently bad but i've never seen someone who uses him do shit. I think it's just because only people who are good with him use him and everyone else stays away.
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>>135892086
Ragyo is ugly af though, so as much as you want it, I do not want it.
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>>135920490
Isis has pretty good damage although her ult can be difficult to confirm until you get used to it. The main reason she is the best mid laner right now though is because she has the best early pressure of all the mid laners with her high damage, good clear and good cc. She plays a bit differently to Janus where you want to be hyper aggressive early (even starting with purple pot if you're feeling ballsy), whereas Janus would want to farm up until he can full clear, and then use his superior mobility to make plays around the map.

>>135921819
Yes, moreso than Kali. You don't always have to go balls deep to kill your target, you can just kill the most out of position person on their team.
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>>135920490
Amateratsu is better solo than those other guys you listed so as your last option go with her. She's good solo don't worry.
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Is it just me, or is Anhur's ult kind of lackluster? Does it not do much or am I just a shitter?
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>>135921837
Skis are for snow not ice. Ice skates are for ice.
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>>135920878
>he
>his

I played this game for like 2 or 3 months before I realized Ne Zha was a male. Now everytime I see him it still fucks with my mind.
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>>135922343
It's really strong early and it's pretty much just free CC immunity late game.
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>>135922108
Pretty sure it's cunt. It's a reference to a story about her.
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>>135922459
If Smite's Ne Zha bugs you, avoid /wfg/.
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>>135920929
what? i'm not sure if you're terribly trying to make a joke or desperately trying to start an argument
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>>135921928
I have friends. I told them smite is free on ps4. 2 of them played. 1 is meh about it, the other liked it, but all 4 of the ones I told about the game agree they're just gonna wait for overwatch and play that instead. At least now I only need to buy the god pack on PC
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>>135922521
It's hunt.
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>>135922124
But her hair could cover her face like Leona Nemi and the dress would be nice.
Also rainbow effects would be neat!.
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Tell me if i'm being an idiot.

I can buy my boots immediately if I just don't get a starter item and kill like 2 minions. Is it worth it? Boots are super cheap.
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>>135922707
Why hunt? She isn't hunting her own dog.
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>>135922782
She's hunting her opponents (the enemy team)
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>>135922756
>and kill like 2 minions.

So you back after 2 minions to get full boots? Enjoy losing your lane.
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>>135922565
they should have made a better design for him. He looks like a she.
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>>135922756
You lose lane pressure
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>>135922853
But she's doing that the whole game. It's not her starting line when spawning on the map.
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>>135922892
>>135922948
I can get the boots before the enemy team is done with their pregame jungle. Everyone jungles in the beginning. Kill a camp and get the boots. But the question is should I buy the starter item and get the boots later or just get the boots immediately? What's better?
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>>135923113
How? You kill 1 camp and go for boots. That means you didn't do your boars. Support walks into lane alone. From here 1 of 2 things can happen, they push wave, poke out support and can steal your boars, otherwise they freeze the wave and put you and support behind.

Starter items are good and someone with Death's Toll/Bluestone will outbox you if you start tier 2 boots.
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>>135923496
you really overestimate how long you have in the beginning of the game to get set. I can easily kill a camp and get my tier THREE (not two like you said) boots and be back in time. Wouldn't even need to recall, I could walk back and still make it in time.
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>>135923667
>need to recall, I could walk back and still make it in time.

You really are stupid. Go try doing that right now in a game.
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>>135923667
> I can easily kill a camp and get my tier THREE (not two like you said) boots and be back in time.
I thought you meant that you start tier 2 boots, rather than a starter item and sit in lane like normal.

>Wouldn't even need to recall, I could walk back and still make it in time.
Yeah, I don't think so. People finish back camps+red and boars within 25 seconds on the game clock. Again, this means that support is going to lane alone for a wave and if they do what I mentioned then you will fall behind. If you're playing casuals, you could start silver breastplate and win lane, because people are shit.
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>People who get stuck in Hades ult with no escapes and just keep trying to walk out instead of turning around and at least putting some damage on Hades
The worst part is when they have more than enough health to survive that shit but they decide to just flail uselessly instead of making the best of the situation.
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>>135923820
>>135924075

I know I can do it because i've done similar shit before. When I play Sylvanus support I go to all the towers and throw flowers behind them so my allies can regen mana quicker. I make it to my lane in time since i'm not helping jungle.

But really the question is if tier 3 boots are better than having a starter item then later getting boots. Stats wise early game. Just think about the stats please.
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>>135924195
i've killed Hades so many times during his ult. It's probably one of the worst ults in the game honestly. Ares is similar but he's a guardian so he can actually tank drawing everyone into him. Hades has the best health for mages but he still can't live.
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>>135924956
>When I play Sylvanus support I go to all the towers and throw flowers behind them so my allies can regen mana quicker.

You can do that because you don't have to wait for anything to spawn you absolute retard.
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skadi is broken as fuck
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>Roles
>Everyone has only one
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>>135925151
You're just bad.
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>>135925151
No she isn't. Explain to me how she is.
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>>135925202
>>135925249
Let me just get juggled around 10 times on her stupid fucking ice patch with her dog doing 1000 damage in 3 seconds
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Just played a game as Thor against a Sol and a Skadi named shekelshaman and TearsOfAutism, these fucking faggots need to stop playing easymode killsteal gods in Arena. I know you shitters are on here, if we 1v1'd you wouldn't be able to pick your trash gods and I'd destroy your ass.
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>>135925337
>sprint
>her dog has five hit points
>when she ults
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>>135925151
>>135925337
she has no escape

capitalize on that
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>>135924956
>I make it to my lane in time since i'm not helping jungle.
What? Why are you not helping jungle, that's what you're supposed to do.

>But really the question is if tier 3 boots are better than having a starter item then later getting boots. Stats wise early game. Just think about the stats please.

Try it yourself. Smite is more than just stats. Early lane pressure, mana and lifesteal from death's toll are all important. You'd have more power and move speed, but you'd be missing Death's Toll passive and the 90 health.
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>>135925501
I love how he didn't mention which starter item he gets but you just knew it was deaths toll. It shows how irrelevant all but 3 starter items are.

>Jungle
Bumba's mask
>Support
Mark of Vanguard
>Everything else
Death's toll/Vampiric shroud which are pretty much the same thing but the physical or magical version
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>>135925997
Death's Toll is per basic attack, Vampiric is per kill.
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>>135925997
>He doesn't get bluestone in solo if he's playing an ability based god and wants early pressure/poke

The only truly irrelevant starter item is soul stone.
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>>135925997
I'm assuming it's for hunter's and therefore death's toll mostly because every other role's starting item is too good to pass up and only hunters can make a case to not get it sometimes, like if they're stacking or just want to get a quick build going. If it's any other role that they're talking about then there is almost no situation where you wouldn't get the starter item for that respective role, the stats and passive are too good.

>Support
>Mark of Vanguard
That's not watcher's gift anon
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>>135926460
you get watchers gift instead? Why? I'm not at all implying you're wrong it's a genuine question. Why do you think it's better than vanguard?
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Anyone from latin america in here? Even the clients are different wtf, also gem pricing is way better in latam.
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>>135927043
Enjoy being behind 3 weeks with updates.
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>>135927043
>also gem pricing is way better in latam.
It's aimed at a poorer market so gems will be cheaper.
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>>135927281
I know, but it's a HUGE difference. for 8 dollars, you get 400, and for almost the same equivalent you get 1100 lol.
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>>135926712
The passive allows you to get extra gold while also allowing your team to take last hits. The passive sustain and +100 health is also really nice. The passive works if your minions kill the enemy minions too.

Watcher's+Talaria allows you to have decent sustain while also letting you get much needed gold, since you're so starved as a support and sharing camps+wave while roaming.
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>>135927557
but the protections though from vanguard
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So I have a question. I have played League of legends and Dota 2 as well as Smite, why is it that everyone says the Smite community is the best when I have had to deal with more rage quitters in this game than any of the other two games mentioned? The problem was so bad I got fed up after only a day and a half of playing and went back to Dota.
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>>135927402
Well yeah. The average wage in NA compared with latam is huge too.
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>>135928081
You just got badluck, senpai. Smite's community generally is better. As someone who played League before Smite, it's noticeably less 'toxic' than League by fucking miles.
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>>135927557
You don't need gold, you're support. You're might to be behind.
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>>135928081
don't go back to dota. Play Smite. It's the best moba. It's the bet community you heard right.
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>>135927870
The +5? Literally nothing. Unless you somehow value 5 protections over the ability to actually have money for items.

>>135928081
They're all the shit. It's just that people don't remember that after playing the game for 3+ years. I tried playing LoL a few months ago, and my very first match I had an adc go full autist because I took a last hit by mistake, in a fucking match where my account was level 5.

>>135928323
What? Yes, you're meant to be behind, but watcher's helps you be less behind then if you got vanguard. I don't think you want to be 20 minutes into the game with only 2 items because you got Vanguard+CDR boots.
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>>135928480
>It's the best moba
>have to pay for gods
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>>135929465
Come on, I bet you can use better bait.
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>>135929525
I love smite but Dota offers it all from the get go for free. You can't really say it isn't the best moba after that. Very rare for a moba to be completely free with only cosmetics costing money.
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>>135929465
smite is the best moba. Go fuck yourself.
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I'm a pretty new player, only played about twenty matches so far (a few of each game mode).

How do I stay alive as some of the squishier gods? I mean, other than the obvious "don't get hit," "don't get in fights," etc. I can do alright with warriors and guardians, or at least with Chaac, Ymir, and Guan Yu, since those are the ones I've tried. But with lower-health gods I just get focused down way too fast. I was playing Ra in a match earlier, and in fights against Neith she would always do that one stunning shot, and then two more regular shots and I'd be dead. Am I doing something wrong?
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>>135929695
DOTA is also made one of the richest gaming companies in the world.
It doesn't need your pennies to keep the lights on.
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>>135929695
>Very rare for a moba to be completely free with only cosmetics costing money.
You do know the reason why only the cosmetics aren't free because Steam is so lucrative Valve doesn't really need the extra income from buying the champions/heroes/whatever.

Riot and Hi-Rez need to make money too and selling champions/gods + cosmetics is the best way to do it.
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>>135929935
stay behind your tanks if you're range
if you're melee cherry pick your kills. If someone is out of position fuck their shit up. Only ever go for people who are alone.
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haaaay geys rate my shibablanca build pls ninja tabi, trans, ichival, malice, winged blade and rage. In the end i sometime switch my boots for deathbringer and ichival for obow
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>>135931020
shit
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>>135930525
>>135930672
The reasoning behind it doesn't matter though. No other moba does that.
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>>135931125
Smite is still the best moba. Go fuck yourself
>>
WHAT DO WE WANT? A GIRL WORTH FIGHTING FOOOOR
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>>135931125
No other moba is also made by a company which makes the bulk of its income via selling other games. You can't say it doesn't matter.

Other mobas need to make money for their developer, and that's why you pay for the other gods/champions/heroes, in addition to cosmetic items.

The fact that it's free, and you can pay for all of the gods at once at a massive discount (buying them all without the god pack would require either a year or two of nonstop playing or paying over $200), free stuff just by logging on, not to mention the skill gate and learning curve being relatively easier than DOTA, makes Smite simply the better deal for the average gamer.
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>>135930672
>riot needs to make money
>a company that literally capitalized the moba market

ahaha no
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>>135933702
Basic business. If everyone stopped paying for League stuff, Riot would suffer since it's literally their only commercial game game.
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>>135933426
>skill gate and learning curve being relatively easier than DOTA

So you like casual games? Console might be for you.
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>>135934195
>A lower skill gate means it's casual
okay m8
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How much longer will the gem event last?

>he doesn't have it yet

I know. Sorry for having a life.
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>>135934423
>no items with actives except relics
>no gods like meepo or invoker
>no such thing as lane swaps in the meta
>number of items in smite is laughable compared to number of items in smite
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>>135934535
In... 3 hours, give or take.
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>>135934535
The 30 gems for 3 first wins? It's over in like 3 hours.
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>>135934535
Ends in 2 hours. A good way to know is to look at the next day reward counter. Today is the last day too so you better get the gems.
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>>135934608
>complicated shit that scares off most new players and requires a year of dedication to understand the basics before you can just pick up and play.
Yeah no thanks. I played Dota before Smite and it was just painfully dull.
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>>135934608
>>number of items in smite is laughable compared to number of items in smite
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>>135934608
i'm glad there are less items. Makes it easier.

yes I realize you made a typo but I wont crucify you for it.
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>>135934627
>>135934660
>>135934826
I guess it's not actually in the stars. Fuck it. 30 gems in real dol lars is, what, 60 cents?

Chacuano, I have a story for you whenever I'm able to get back.
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>try a meme god for lols
>turns out I really like them

well... fuck...
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>>135935923
Who is the meme?
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>>135936007
Loki
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>I actually want to spend gems on t2 r@ and amaterasu
HELP
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>>135935132
>requires a year of dedication to understand the basics before you can just pick up and play.
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>>135936124
>Amaterasu
Ok
>R@
stop. stop right now.
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>end with second most damage on team as support

That's when you know you had the shitter team.
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>tfw I made over 700 gems by half assing and bullshitting surveys on the smite rewards page

They said putting false info would result in a ban, but I heavily doubt that
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>>135936303
>Live in Asia
>Put in "Chad McBurger" as name
>Get gems anyway
It really doesn't.
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>>135936272
I always feel a sense of pride when I get over 10k allies healing.
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Favourite Paragons character?

I'm really enjoying Dekker.

A nice little detail I had last game was I learnt that you can actually look UP and shoot Howitzer while he's ulting.
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>>135937806
Go away cliffyb shoo shoo
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>>135937881
Cliffy's B game is breakers or something.
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>>135937959
Go away epic games developer shoo shoo
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>>135938209
You mad that we have more money than shitrez?
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>>135929695
>Playing a top down viewing MOBA
Urgh
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>>135938653
>taking money from poor developers
literal cancer
>>
So how does the Wolf bitches dash attack work? Is there a cooldown? Does it have a range like Nu Wa minions?
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So, this happened in MOTD
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i just finished playing paladins
and i thought smite was bad, holy fucking SHIT
>>
>>135942291
Looks like some kind of Egyptian arena
>>
I'm so glad that anime got invented, you see I'm a braindead autistic loser piece of shit and I can't even express myself correctly. This leads to many situations where people would laugh at my clueless sperg ugly face irl also Im a pedophile. But since japan decided to get revenge on the western world for the atomic bombs by releasing animes that appeal to the mentally challenged fat greasy faggot to atrophy their brain and turn whole generations into impotent cucks I've found a new meaning to my life. I collect anime faces, it gives me a sense of validation from everyone here, it proves that I watch a lot of cancerous trash from nipshits and that Im special and I think it triggers le normies and make me win every single argument xd. You see I'm incapable of defending any point nor rationally demonstrate something I believe to be true but it's okay I'm a pile of shit I just post an anime face from my 790GB anime faces folder and it automatically gives my autism a sense of being smart and witty. I can finally feel like. I'm truly trash. Thank you japan.
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>it's another Hi-Rez fucks up episode
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>>135944276
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>chasing clan-mate through the first tower into the second
>he's playing Anhur and he's so low I can smell his arousal
>in a moment of ecstasy I throw my card and in a moment of desperation he throws his spear
>knocked back but the deed is done
>tick tick tick, "You have slain an enemy!"
>"An enemy has left the game!"
>cream everywhere

here's my (You)
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individual skill doesn't feel like it matters in this video game
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>>135944276
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dont die fampais
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Come back to us Drybear :(
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>>135949383
fuck you he couldnt design a balanced god that didnt appeal to shitters and retards
>>
>>135949578
I want him back on the casting desk
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Ne Zha is the most balanced god y/n
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>>135950781
>walking ult
>most balanced
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>>135950781
He's the most bullied god
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>>135936303
Which provider are you using?
I've been getting cucked too much from Peanut Labs
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>This was Conquest
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How long before Ao Kuang gets put in assasins category?
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>>135954132
When they make him a Physical god
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>>135951525
his 1 is like zeus 1 so it's very annoying
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>>135945242
>>135947387
oh hello my friends, it's very heartwarming to see other human filth come hang out here and act like we're the hottest shit ever with our autismal language. It emulates a feeling of being part of community where we pretend to be above everything else because we stare at stupid japanigger successions of colored drawings we fall in love with. A feeling we'll never know outside since we are a laughing stock and a source of disgust to everyone. Thank you guys so much, for all doing the same retarded shit of spamming cancer everywhere and force it as something sophisticated, here I can see that my autism is a bliss and I can blend in perfectly with the scum and trash. sincerely my friends stay retarded pieces of shit forever so I can feel at home. Did you know I also happen to be a pedophile ?
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>>135955192
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>>135809870
Not surprised...

Daily reminder everyone in smgen is garbo
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>everyone but me is trash
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>>135958871
>i am trash
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>>135954019
Peanut Labs is legit, as long as you stick to the surveys.

All the other offers are retardedly long or don't work
>>
How do i tyr? i like warriors but i just cant figure out wtf you do with him his kit seems lack luster compared to others
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>>135961886
Engage and disengange mainly. You can build him tankier or greedier depending on what you like I guess. It has a great clear too so it can push great I think.
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>>135961886
He does well in teamfights
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>>135946090
it does
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>>135954132
Why would they do that? It's already obvious he's a magical assassin.
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>>135954027
where the fuck are both teams support?
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>>135962896
but I thought he's a solo laner
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>>135965252
Our Medusa instalocked after we already locked in and DC'd after doing shit nothing for two minutes.

I dunno bout the other team
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http://youtu.be/emYSt_zBaLc
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>>135961886
When you catch someone with his red one you can keep them hostage against a wall for 2 secs.
>lack luster
>Knock ups
>Best Selfish sustain
>Hard to gank
>Resilience to hard CC
>A living meme
Niggas like you can't join him in the round table.
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>>135965796
also this

Tuesday 3/22 – 3x Worshipers
Wednesday 3/23 – Double FWOTD Bonus
Thursday 3/24 – Icon Sale 50% Off
Friday 3/25 – 1 FWOTD Cutesy Thor Icon
Saturday 3/26 – 2x Everything
Sunday 3/27– 3 FWOTD SMITE Chest Roll
Monday 3/28 – Voice Pack Sale 50% Off

http://www.smitegame.com/happy-birthday-smite-2/
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so i have this odd question to ask.


what gods do you guys hate to AUTOATTACK with?
i dislike auto attacking with bastet, thor and odin.
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>>135967182
I HATE early game kali auto attack. its so slow and cringey i dont know. maybe im nuts.
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>>135770943
Fixed it.
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>>135967182
ne zha or geb
geb because 90% of the time I never do damage and have ptsd of the times my team was dead and their team survived with 100 hp
ne zha because of the progression. that moment of anticipation where you don't know if you'll be able to lucky crit and kill whoever your boxing kills me
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>>135967871
I still don't understand what's /smgen/'s thing for golden Apollo
Did I miss a meeting or something
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>>135968785
more like autism missed you unlike those retarded niggers
>>
>join clan
>chat is fillet with meme parroting
>people actually type "^^" and "XD" at the end of every sentence
>they're serious

more like /lebbitgen/ if you ask me
>>
Any tips for making Janus even more fun than I have already?

I get hard every single time I warp between a tower and Phoenix and shit on someone who thought they were safe.
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>>135969425
>>135968785
>posts in vg and plays smite
>samefags
>implies they don't have autism
>>
>>135966746
>Saturday 3/26 – 2x Everything

Would that include FP?
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>>135969750
full cdr
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>>135969781
No, really, I don't understand. Was there a design change that /smgen/ found funny? I don't know what the other guy has against it, I just find it weird.
>>
>>135970086

Does it cap at 40% or do I just KEEP GOING.
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>>135970454
caps at 40%
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>>135970518

Okay, so CDR first, then mana then Magic dmg?
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>>135969740
It annoys me too. You're not alone.
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>>135970584
doom orb, pen boots, chronos pendant, bov, pen, more pen/power.
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>>135970705

Where the fuck does Janus go in Conquest? I've played it once as Ares support, died 20 times, went on a 13 kill streak, and ended up winning.
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>>135971505
mid 99% of the time.
solo if you want to be a fuck up.
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>>135971505
>Where the fuck does Janus go in Conquest?

Mid obviously. He's one of the best midlaners right now.
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>>135971505
>one of the easier gods to know where he goes
>can't figure out where he goes

Let me guess, you must be on console right?
>>
>>135971838

Unfortunately, but I'm enjoying this game just the same as you are.
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>>135971838
Why do console players struggle so much with basic things? Do they just ignore all the videos, guides and streams out there?
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Is it weird that I find Pip hotter than any male God in smite or champ in Paladins?
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>>135965796
I'm now upset I bought gems yesterday.
>>
>>135973830
Dude, this was announced like a week ago. There were posts about it.
>>
>>135973830
>buying gems
>>
>>135973908
I don't follow reddit or the official forums.

Apart from getting cancer, there wasn't anything I was missing - other than this.
>>
>>135972596

Well, it's explainable. You're a furry. Time to go yiff.
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>>135972596
F U C K O F F L I Z A R D H E A R T
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzWK30ic98M
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>>135970360
Because Apollo is our Lord and Savior.

it's a pretty ancient meme
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>>135975236
A furry who doesn't know how to take a screenshot.
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>>135975543
>no zapman
>no dmbrandon

Into the trash video.
>>
Since there isn't shit to talk about right now, lets do a little bit of hypothetical shitposting:
You get to design the next new item set for Smite, a minimum of two T3s. What are they and what do they do?
>>
>tfw shitting on a skadi as rama with sprint

hurrr durrr skadi is op
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>>135977875
>skadi uses 1-2-4
>you die in .5 second
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>>135978508
>backflip away and use sprint
>there's no way she can catch up you
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In order from best to worst for Nemesis

1. Default
2. Executioner
3. Blind Vengance
4. JPF Leona
>>
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Man, there's gonna be loads of these aren't there?
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>>135978643
has anyone found hidden leaf village?
>>
>>135979770
http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/smite.gamepedia.com/6/64/JPFNemesis_laugh_2.ogg
>>
>FWOTD Cutesy Thor Icon
>giving the same icon to everyone
Icons lose their point if everyone has the same one.
I hate how they fucked up Kelly's icon by giving it to everyone. I was Elbe to grab it for here when she dumped bunch here
>>
>>135978636
This.

Plus rama's 1 shreds her.
>>
>PS4 Smite still shows all the exclusive skins that nobody can get to an audience that literally didn't exist when the skins were available
For what purpose
I just want the space lion
>>
>>135980435
To tell you that you should have been playing long ago.
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>>135980570
Do you think if I SUPPORT ESPORTS enough they'll give me a space lion?
>>
>>135980805
Limited skins are 1 time only.

Exclusives will be in a chest at one point or another.

so probably not.
>>
>>135980805
It's limited not exclusive, meaning it will never be obtainable again by any methods.
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>>135981005
>>135980986
I guess I'll just settle for Olympic Lion instead
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This thread has a surprising lack of SPORT SKINS
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>>135981247

ye it sucks. I was thinking about getting it but I didn't want any of the shit you had to buy to get it
>>
>>135981384
Is there a hand egg skin for anyone?
>>
How to buff Cupid creatively:

>Heart Bomb's detonation time is reduced to 1/3 of what it is now
>When hit by a heart bomb, a god will start moving towards his or her nearest ally (like Serqet's 2 but not attacking).
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>>135981715
>buff Cupid
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>>135981715
>buffing cupid
Don't be dumb
>>
>>135981828
He's not that good desu.
keep the 1 and 4 and maybe passive but change the two completely and do something about that ass 3
>>
>>135981715
>1
Since his 1 can also stun in AoE, that could be too powerful, needs testing.
>2
That's pantsu on head retarded.
>>
>>135980363
or a decent support gank shuts her down bad.
Ares shits on her so so bad and fire kills Kaldr easy and if he gets mm Kaldr can't even stay out long (which is why I tell my solo to get mm if he desires). MM+BS until they sell it removes 4+ health off the dog.
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Futa sucks
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>>135983259
Futa fucks.
>>
What's the Loki build for 1 shorting squishes?
>>
>>135983382
Maximum pen, then hydra's and trans.
>>
>>135980435
It's for when Smite is on its last limb and they make every skin for sale so they can cash in one last time from the retards that actually waste real money on this game on cosmetic shit
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>>135980280
I wont use the icon. I don't play thor
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>>135983732

I'll keep my cutsey medusa icon personally
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>>135981828
>>135981940
I main cupid. I would love if they buffed him. Make him OP. Nothing would make me happier. I want to be over powered. I have more fun that way. Fuck everyone else. I'd love to be level 30 playing level 1s for example. Fuck challenges.
>>
>>135982121
His 2 is awesome. Go fuck yourself. If they change it they should make it heal even more.

His 3 is awesome a great escape. I use it to gtfo all the time. If anything make it even longer of a sprint and increase my movement speed after I use it. Also make it so fuckers can't stop me mid sprint and I go through enemies so they can't block me. That shit pisses me off. Get the FUCK OUT OF MY WAY YOU PIECE OF SHIT
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>>135983929
>snakes
>ever being cute
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>>135984289
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Why do people use Khepri skins when his default is so perfect?
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>>135984562
because his recolor is better
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>>135984289
>Tfw no qt medusa icon gf
>>
Reminder that in the smite instagram trailer they said Medusa warned Neith not to weave against Athena.
>>
>>135985498
As far as god powers go, Neith would be stronger than Athena.
>>
>>135985694
Missing my point. Hi Rez doesn't know the difference of lore between arachne and Medusa
>>
smite fps loss out of nowhere
Wut 2 do?
>>
>>135985891
Lower settings?
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>>135980435
Limited skins will be released once on the consoles for another reason. Giving people a chance to get them.

Also exclusives get re-released all the time. Usually in chests.
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>>135985891
Play on a better toaster
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>>135985775
Pretty sure they do.
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>>135985950
I already run my shit at minimum.
Yesterday the shit dropped and hasn't recovered.
>>
>>135984497
>>135985442

still not cute. Snakes are not cute.
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>>135985498
>>135985775
>I'm dumb
>>
>>135986505
Go back to r/smite if you don't want an actual discussion.
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>>135986348
Faaagggg
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>>135986587
Just what I tought, you can't read greek and you think you're a master of mythology
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>>135984562
>implying Khepri's Legendary skin is not the best Legendary skin in the game
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>>135987009
>post foreign language
>it's my fault I can't read it

(You)
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MEGA TILT
>>
New thread:
>>135987498
>>135987498
>>135987498
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>>135987628
>making the new thread early
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>>135988639
let's use up the last 2 posts wisely then, shall we?
>>
>>135992969
Okay.

...CRAP.
>>
>>135993005
ya blew it
>>
>>135993120
VVGO
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