/UTG/ Undertale General

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sans

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nth for lizard

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*Smells like Muffeet.

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>>135699907
>Bones quit shitposting edition.
never ever

>>135699907
Tell me, why are all Papfags huge rape nuts?

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dad

>>135700045
What's going on in this pic? Why is Napstablook there?

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>>135700110
i do not know
the real satisfying rape is in friskfaggotry

>>135700110
the more innocent something is, the more people will want to corrupt it

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I love Chara.

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>>135699907
Also if someone could make undyne holding a small alphys for reference that would be nice
Here I'll even give the original

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Hey guys, can you tell if this is a lying child or not? I found it at my front door asking for treats.

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>>135700221
charas pretty great, not gonna lie

>>135700298
Well let me just use >>135700298
Wait...
ITS A FAKE

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>>135700298
Take it inside to show you the huge candy bars, Lock her inside, lead her to your basement, knock her unconscious. Tie her up with chains against the wall, as she wakes up reveal a 5 foot long snickers bar.

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Hey, dudes. What's on your minds?

>>135700298
That is a skeleton in training. Help it on its journey with calcium-rich snacks.

>>135700473
No that's a lying CHILD

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>>135700469
Frisks' body.

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How about this? This also showed up at my door demanding treats.

>>135700420
Oh SHIT GET IT OUT

>>135700428
You sick fuck that's a fake bones!

>>135700505
Have you never trained a skeleton before? Don't speak on matters you don't understand.

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>>135700469
took too long of a nap now im awake when I should be asleep
Now im thinking of which scary movie to watch

>>135700564
>Cracks in skull
OH SHIT IT'S GASTER
CATCH HIM QUICKLY

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I want to give Papyrus VIENETTA icecream bars, fat stacks of cash and sick eurobeat riffs.

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>>135700532
Let me just fix my mistake.

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>>135700469
The only thing that's ever on my mind; bada bing!

>in the neutral final boss fight, you win by getting help from six souls (the human souls)
>in the true pacifist final boss fight, you also win by getting help from six souls (the lost souls of your monster friends)
wHOOOAAAOOAOA

>>135700571
I bet you don't even have a small bone for reference!
>>135700564
>>135700224
SHOOT IT

This whole game is literally just about mental illness.

>Sans
Existential dread

>Papyrus
Asperger Syndrome, delusions of grandeur

>Undyne
Anger management issues

>Alphys
Anxiety

>Napstablook
Depression

>Mettaton
Narcissistic Personality Disorder

>Flowey/Asriel
Sociopathy

>Chara
Psychopathy

>Frisk
Multiple Personality Disorder

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>hear that you meet Asriel in the pacifist playthrough
>do an entire pacifist playthrough just to get Asriel to show himself
>he finally does
>beat the ever living shit out of him
>game won't let me kill him

The fuck is this shit? Come on Toby, I thought I was the one who decided who lives and dies here. That's the entire premise of the game and you took that away.

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Hey.
Hey guys.
Guys.
Guys.
It's time.

Hello Tumblr. Can you list all the different genders, next?

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>>135700889
>tfw you have like half of these

>>135700998
Cis shitlord
Female
Butch
Cuck
Queer
Deep One
Horseradish

>>135700998
Male and female

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>>135700998
gee, if I had a dollar for every gender out there, id have two dollars

>>135700889
You know this makes me wonder why Sans, Flowey, and Chara are my favorite characters.

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>>135701053
>tfw no deep one boyfriend

>>135700163
>tfw you can rape the child to death and it keeps coming back because it's starting to like it

>>135701053
Is mayonnaise a gender?

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Heya /utg/

Based on a poll earlier today, I've made a Papyrus vs sans battle short fanfic. As in, it's only one part, but it's a long part. Here you are /utg/: "Papyrus vs Sans: A Brotherly Battle"

http://pastebin.com/yuACXWAs

Enjoy!

>>135701129
I like the way you think, anon.

>>135701130
I'm white and male so i can't say its not

>>135700469
I am wondering about the ethics and values related to a rape fetish.

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>scrolling through some artist's blog
>see a post about "a poly fic with papyton and mettasans!" and gushing about how good it is
>mfw

Everything about that fic sounded like something I wouldn't read even if you paid me

>>135700943
Do a genocide run.

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>Tags: Sans x reader, Sans x Papyrus, Soriel

>>135701190
That was amazing!
Reading it with https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnOfFF_smR0 playing in the background really made the battle feel exciting.

>>135700110
Speak for yourself, I'm one of the people who keeps complaining here about the lack of sweet and consensual stuff with him, especially when he bottoms. He deserves to have a good time in bed.

Chara
is
underage

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>>135701525
Thank you anon! I'm surprised I stayed up super late just to finish it. I got carried away, but it's absolutely worth it if people like it.

>>135701585
So is flowey, asriel, and frisk

>>135701585
Not defending them or anything, but

Where do you think we are?

http://strawpoll.me/7121414
http://strawpoll.me/7121414
http://strawpoll.me/7121414

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>>135701412
>Tags: Undyne x heroic detective Manny Pardo

>>135701714
>implying Winebot isn't drunk and abusive

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>>135701412
I swear to fucking god I'm this close to just kidnapping toby and forcing him at gunpoint to tell everyone that sans has a fetish for Donald trump or something so people will stop shipping him to everything.

>>135701731
Hey pardo poster
Just wanted to let you know I think you're great
That is all

>>135701545
That's not really an answer. You're just saying you find the commonality of it annoying.

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>>135701636
Just stating facts.

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Humble Beginnings
>>135697539

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who else feelin like garbage in here?

>>135701865
Just doing my job in trying to catch the Miami Mutilator.

>>135701987
I already had that time today. Though, this floor looks comfy, could be asked to feel again.

>>135701585
Oh, who cares, all the fans are girls who stay inside all the time and are afraid of penises.

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Making the goat feel comfortable and satisfied!

>>135702052
That is not true, I am sure some are males.

>>135702052
>charafags are female
kek

>>135702084
who stay inside all the time and are afraid of penises

>>135700110
People love Papyrus because of how pure he is. Rape is the only way they can reconcile his continued purity with their insatiable lust for him.

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>>135702070

Watching These are the Mysteries with the goat!

>>135702127
>be me
>chara fag
>go to use bathroom
>shaking in fear
>unzip pants
>sniffling in terror
>pulldown underwear
>scream in terror
>its my dick
>urinate uncontrollably all over the toilet in fear
>after breathing into paper bag for a few minutes stuff my 2 inch dick back in my pants
>go back to shitposting on /utg/

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>>135702027
just have a lie down... if you're feeling up to it... you don't have to though

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someone had asked me to draw this, hope you all like it

>>135702226
Okay, going to put on something somber, first. ... Alright, perfect. Okay, I'm ready to go.

>>135702218
Such is the life of Charafags.

>>135702316
A series to be narrated by David Attenborough.

>>135702303
Nicely done. I wanna ride on a bike with him.

>>135700110
I'm a sadist.

You can't enjoy emotional pain if the one feeling it is lame.

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>>135702218

IRC user here, can confirm everyone on the IRC Chara shitposting cabal has tiny 2 inch dicks and a fear of dicks

Frick linked a draft of Drive and someone had a stroke when it reached the 10 inch goat dick.

>>135702303
i wanna yank his tail

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>>135702126

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>>135700889
I guess that's why good old napstablook is my favorite character.

>>135702303
Can you draw Asgore patrolling the jungles of Vietnam with an M60 in his hands? Maybe behind him is Undyne with a Stoner 69? Hell just keep throwing in characters with Vietnam era guns until you've got a Cold War Conga Line?

>>135702432
We need to round all IRC users up in a boiler room and beat them all to death with a lead pipe.

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Serious question, what's the deal with Gaster Blasters?

According to Papyrus' aborted Genocide route dialogue, they're tangible weapons, but Sans pulls out dozens of them from seemingly nowhere in his boss fight.

Are they the skelebros' special techniques, or are they weapons just anyone can use?

>>135702562
ill take a screenshot of that it seems like something fun to do in my spare time

>>135702562
lmao

Do you think it's even possible for someone to do a Genocide run on a blind playthrough of the game? Even if they killed everything they encountered, the amount of grinding you have to do in the Ruins doesn't strike me as the type of thing that could happen by accident.

>>135702568
we need to do this to everyone tbqh

>>135702601
based

>>135702052
Charafaggot here.
This is 100% true

>>135702576
It's like how Papyrus is able to throw hundreds of bones at you but they are all stored in a single box.

Don't think too much about how gameplay and story interact.

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>>135702576
>not coloring in the starman marks
>orange attacks
triggered

>>135702638
I heard it of happening because they thought they needed to grind in the Ruins and then kept doing it because the Save points encouraged them.

>>135702562
>Cold War Conga Line
This for just that statement

>>135702226
Holy shit, that was a good session. Felt like I reached some clarity subconsciously.

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Are we dead? Am i finally free?

>>135703101
nope

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>>135700110
Sadism I guess. The sweeter they are, the more delicious their despair is.

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>>135703097
I gotta agree, it was definitely the highlight of my week

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>>135701987
right
fucking
here

>>135703134
Please, I wanna get off this ride

>>135703205
Look at that face. When I see that I wanna do the opposite of rape.

>>135703318
>I will be finally free when I reach page 10

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>>135703313
You missed the opportunity to feel like garbage with me and anon but I'll still give you a hug

>>135703478
I wanna hug the goste

>>135703389
Masturbating alone?

>>135703478
Just curious but has Biorobo ever drawn the skeletons before? I know they've done Alphys, Flowey, and a bunch of other characters.

>>135703101
Let go of all your base assumptions about everything, even your most fundamental and know deep in yourself that it can all be taken away in an instant. Know nothing, feel nothing, be nothing. There you go.

>>135700045
Is this meant to be lewd or is Frisk just tickling her? I see tears.

>>135700136
The music that plays in Blooky's house is like the spider music slowed down. He likes to lie down after eating, and you first see him lying down near where the spider bake sale is. The last one is a little iffy I feel, but the first one is a thing.

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I want a gf like Chara, what do I do?

>>135703652
nearest mental ward

>>135703652
There's a lot of crazy bitches out there, anon. Just look somewhat attractive, I guess.

>>135703506
Masturbating to Papyrus's face!
Getting cum on his skull!
Telling him it's milk and watching as he laps it all up, thinking it'll make him stronger!
Papyrus encouraging you to cum on his face more often!
Giving you frequent blowjobs and swallowing every last drop!

Is undertale literally the second coming of christ?

>>135703550
I wouldn't know, i don't really keep up with artists too much.

>>135703708
no it's autism generator: the game, and i hate that i like it

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Any goat parents still up?

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>>135703652
I like pictures in which Chara/Frisk is likes it when Sans beats them. Don't know why. I'm sure it's entirely unsexual reasons.

>>135703693
Well semen is pretty much pure protein, so him getting stronger out of it wouldn't be too far off

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>>135703937
I'm not a goatfag but I'll post anyway

>>135703693
hot

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>>135703937
I guess.

>>135704008
Ya' ain't gotta, just curious.

>>135702576
Remember that Sans is a magician.

>>135704068
What a weak man.

What woman could be attracted to such a weakling?

>>135704080
A magician?

>>135703969
>Tfw Indifferent/Want to enter the Bone Zone

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>>135704068
I guess we could talk about parent stuff. Like, how crazy our days were in the vain effort of making it an unannounced competition.

>>135703969
>no rapefic where a chara who hates sans within every inch of their being gets brutally and literally raped on the 100th try and every try after that

>>135704309
What does that desire feel like? I kind of want it.

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Goat

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gimmie some requests im bored

>>135704129
>>135704352

oh no... by goat parents, you meant actual parents?
i messed up bad...

>>135704550
I just get a really enjoyable rush from a boss that straight up kicks my ass. I love coming across a boss that can beat me fairly without health padding or some kind of unavoidable one hit kill.
Its like "oh wow, we're going to spend a lot of time together"

>>135700224
>>135704636

>>135704636

Asriel rejecting a faggot Asrielfag with his arm around his gf.

>>135704673
u wot?

>>135704707
Oh wait you're not a drawfag are you

>>135704636
Something about Temmie and the Judge from OFF.

>>135704689
I think I can understand that.

>>135704636
Gaster/Mettaton shipping

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>>135704636
Edgegote doing this

>>135704636
Mettaton as the Goblin King from Labyrinth

>>135704721
i didn't know >>135703937 meant actual parents!

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>>135704719

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>>135705171

YES i fuckin love it

>>135705054
Ah, I see what you mean. And no, I was talking about Toriel and Asgore posters. Kind of making a remark about parent relationships for fun. Though, now I am curious if any other legit parents post on here.

>>135705242
Oh, thank goodness.
I was really embarrassed when I thought I just claimed to be a parent...

>>135705242

I have a son who I have never seen because their mother went to another country without telling me.

I didn't even know I had a son until after the birth

>>135705340
That's really unfortunate Anon, my condolences.

>>135705340
Find her

>>135705293
Yeah, all good, I sort of made it confusing with that follow up question.
>>135705340
Must had been a helluva bomb shell for you when you got the news.

>>135704636
goat risk

>>135703101
Nah. It's just early saturday in most of the western world and it's just past midday in the middle of the europe. These are the true void hours.

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>>135704636

Undyne, Papyrus and [character of your choice] playing Monopoly.

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>>135704957

so does mspaintguy still hang around to goatpost or did the excess of asriel fags cause him to flee and go into hiding

>>135705958
Nice! Thanks.

>>135705998
he still exists if that's what you are asking

>>135702303
Breddy gud anon. I thought his fingers were smoking for a while like he'd shot some kind of magic bullet.

>>135705998

he is on either here or the IRC literally every single day

he just doesn't use a name

>>135705998
I'm not caught up on my utg lore, what happened?

>>135700943
You can kill him in the genocide route but he won't be a fabulous rainbow god there.

>>135706052
that feel when you don't feel like fiddling an IRC client

>>135706113
nothing happened i was just away for a while and checking

>>135700889
Why did you think everyone loves it so much?

>>135705958
That's actually pretty good Frick. I like it.

>>135700943

>why can't i kill the final boss of the path in which i have reached only by making the decision not to kill people

deal with your actions you faggot, you could've killed him if you hadn't been such a pacifst pussy

in retrospect yes undertale has bad writing on this matter

>>135700532
>>135700675
at first i was like
REEEEEE
but then i was like
YEEEEEEE

>>135700564
Look at those shoes. Definitely not a real bones

did that desu sempai fic in the pastebin ever get updated past Part 2

>>135705894
Monopoly sucks.

>>135706674

That's almost the point.

>>135705171
>tfw your bf is always been propositioned by fags

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Oh, I see you're here for your daily rites!

Now repeat after me

Forever wilt I bleed for Thee.
Forever shall I praise Thy dreaded name.
Forever will I serve Thee.
Thou shalt shalt forever prevail.

Inno a Satana. Inno a Satana.
Inno a Satana. Inno a Satana.

Inno a Satana.

>>135706761
A-Anon I don't think these are the right rites

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Post muzak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zScZdlBzxGw
weird video is apart of the package deal to circumvent copyright

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>>135704925
im sorry ill go to bed now

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>>135700943
>can't kill the fucking weeb dinosaur in any run

>>135706761
The soul of the Machine God surrounds thee.
The power of the Machine God invests thee.
The hate of the Machine God drives- shit

Where did you say you picked up these ritual books from again?

>>135706818
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ACxklBLUqI

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>>135706818
all smiles over here!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UodDJEE49V0

>>135706897
Directly anyway

>>135706818
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5olrCSMtGkY

>>135706907
No no anon that's page 46, turn to page 134 and repeat after me.

Om mani padme hum
Oṃ Amideva Hrīḥ
Om A Ra Pa Ca Na Dhih

Hail to the jewel in the lotus
To overcome all obstacles & hindrances

>>135706808
Nonsense anon. I mean the book has a picture of the goat right on the cover!

http://horten.greyfalcon.us/pictures/SatanicBible.jpg

>>135707206
Are you sure that's the same goat as our goat?

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good night /utg/

today was good birthday

>>135707271
Sleep well.
I'm glad to hear that your birthday went well.

>>135707271
Happy late birthday Frick! Good night.

>>135707254
Look, I'm not a rocket surgeon or anything, but I'm not so sure they are

>>135707358
They're all goats, right? What's the worst that can happen?

>>135707254
I'm positive. Only he is worth worship.

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>>135707404
I guess I can't argue with that. Everything will be fine probably

>tfw you don't worship a goat
Feels pretty good

>>135707685
I'll pretty much do anything for the memes.

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>>135707717

>>135707742
Let's not get hasty here, my protective layers of irony are peeling off by the second.

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>>135707685
>tfw you enjoy cute gote in moderation

>>135707802
SUCC

Seeing Alphys fall down the stairs on purpose!
Being blamed for it despite both you and her denying it!
Breaking Alphys's other leg!

>>135707889
>you will never groom the goat

>>135707910
Goddamn, that lizard is dumb

>>135706818
muzak ya say?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBlFHuCzPgY

>>135708231
I knew exactly the song that was going to come on and lo and behold it did.
>>135707889
We can only get more abstract from here, long boy

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>>135707685

>he doesn't

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>>135708316

>>135708443
yes that is pretty much the point of that post I think

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Captain of the royal guard reporting in.

Is it me, or does this /utg/ have an extra amount of degrades this time around?

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>>135708490
best

>>135708732
Nah we were the majority yesterday. Today is alright.

Hows things been going recently? Decided to pay you guys a visit. Anything that rivals fishoil doggoshit or that guy that jerked off to shitty sans recently?

>>135709120
Well a few days ago some guy started going on about how he is molesting his 7-year old cousin while grooming her to be his wife or something I think

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>>135707742

>>135708909
ok you win I require this full cute image

>>135709120
>>135709168
There's also catfucker who's an omnipresent entity. He's old news though I think you know about him already.

>>135708732
degrades?

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>>135708732
Hey, actual, this is Arcane Officer64 of the royal guard. We've been in the AO for about 2 days, where have you been?

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>>135709181
The pooch gets the smooch

Chara has to be a girl so I can make the joke that Asriel fucked them one last time

>>135709247
Good 'ol catfucker. He still around shitposting because he has nothing better to do then shit up threads?

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>>135709429
Many blessings to you and your family

>>135709429
That's not even the full image

>>135709438
>Implying asriel would ever touch a woman

>>135709579
See here

>>135705171

>>135709579
>implying chara didn't manipulate him into doing dirty stuff against his knowledge from the horrible home life that fanon has given her where she was beaten and molested so you feel sympathy for her

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>>135709564
The whole collection of images, you mean.

People wouldn't be happy with me if I did.

>>135709739
Oh wait, I was thinking of something else. Here's the source for anyone that wanted it.

https://underflake.tumblr.com/post/139242271193/geeetttttt-dunked-on-happy-v-day-you-nerds

toriel's a big fat fatty mcfat

>>135710089
This is the best version of Soriel

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>>135706818
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3SwvRntnyA

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>>135710179

toriel still has more porn than asriel so you guys can't pretend to be that mad

Something I've been wondering about.

Whatever happened to Chara's SOUL?

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>>135710179
Rude.

Also, good morning anons!

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>>135710367

Howdy

>>135710269
That's only by virtue of Toriel existing 3 years before the little guy

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i drew endogeny, what do you guys think?
also, what should I do next?

>>135710460
closer to two, and probably

>>135710319
maybe human souls shatter if the monster that absorbed them dies

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>>135710408
Howdy! Have we met before?

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>>135710197
Yeah, the creator doesn't much care for Toriel that much. Kind of the butt end of a lot the jokes. Even as a torifag, I have to admit that's a nice change of pace.

>>135710509
whoa! that is good!
you should draw.. lemon bread

>>135710509
It's pretty nice. Now draw Toriel!

>>135710646
naked.. and shitting!

>>135710367
Sup, cutie

>>135710680
And then using her shit as a strap-on!

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>>135710572
>Toriel's new boyfriend

This is amazing

>>135710509
thats pretty spooky
Try drawing >>135700224 please?

>>135710509
It's a good dogpile.
Dunno what you should draw next, though. Reaper Bird, maybe?

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>>135710680
>>135710734

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>>135710367
Good morning, brother!
Would you care for some cute?

>>135710680
>>135710734
No!

Just a regular cute momster please!

>>135711195
Mayor? The town doesn't have a mayor.

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>>135711195
Why, of course!

So uh, what's with the Sans x Toriel shipping and hate? I mean, I sort of get it (The shipping part, but I can only see them being pun buddies)

Why do people ship Sans and Papyrus. Maybe it's because I'm not into incest but I honestly don't get it.

>>135711528
because people think that having 3 total interactions that didn't immediately go into a nose-dive makes them soulmates or some shit.

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>>135711249
Regular cute what now

>>135711528
From my experience it's not totally Soriel on it's own, it is it's prevalenance in the community. It's treated like it's Canon and lots of folks see it dogmatically so. And for me personally, a lot of it snuffs out Toriel's individuality. It almost seems she exists as an extension of Sans in a lot of blogs.

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>>135711528
beats me anon, your guess is as good as mine
But if people want to ship bone brothers then im in no shape to point fingers
I ship frisk/sans so im no better

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>>135711721
MOM
O
M

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Crossover when?

>>135711951
baa baa baa

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>>135712163
I want her to baa baa me to sleep

>>135711957
What do you think the baby's would look like
Could they use magic?
Are they weaker than regular xenos?

>>135712314
I don't think monsters have enough physical form to support a chestburster.

Toriel is kind of a shitty mom, isn't she? Couldn't she just have gone out with the children?

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I WANT TO FUCK THE GOAT

>>135712636
I think she needed to stay there in case any more came through.

>>135712674
yeah fucking right

little children don't fall from the sky every damn day

>CHara
likes
>CHocolate
DEEPEST

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>>135712301
>being gently bleated to sleep by toriel as you snuggle into her super ears
sign me up familam

>>135712747
Maybe she needed to keep the xenomorph horde at bay

>>135700045
We need more Muffeet.
There is not enough.

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I'm shitposting

What character do I look like, /utg/?

>>135712639
good morning uncle goatfucker

I want to fuck a soul raw

>>135712865
The one that sells crack

>>135711957
The killing intent from one of those things would slay the monsters around the globe if it was just on the same planet.

>>135712865
Chara, who grew up and became a dope dealer.

>>135712747
Yeah but it still happens.

>>135712774
>CHARActer
SO DEEP

>>135700889
>Chara
>Psychopathy

I believe the term you're looking for is reactive attachment disorder. Chara isn't a psychopath, they were able to get along with Asriel and his parents well enough to not be considered anti-social.

>>135712984
Would sans stupid bullshit even work on them?
DO ALIENS HAVE SOULS?

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>>135712865

>>135713274
this

anon is now my headcanon humanized burg

>>135711721
Haha, Frisk is fucked up. They will never grow up into a normal person with a history like that.

>>135713208
what if an alien gained DETERMINATION

>>135710089
>Ship-imp
Something about that is familiar

>>135713541
ayy lmaoooooooo

>>135709168
He didn't say he groomed her to be his wife, just explained how to properly molest little children so they won't tell on you.

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>>135712545
A cute ordinary mom

>>135713541
Wait that's the entire plot to edge of tomorrow

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>>135712790
>You will never nibble on Toriel's marshmellow ears

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>tfw no tiny goat parents

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>>135714136

>>135712865

>niggers posting selfs.

I'm going to edit dicks all up in your face, Alan.

So, what happened to the edge/smolgote posters?

I saw that last thread pretty much everyone was just absolutely shitting on them.

Shame, one of the coolest dudes I met from here is a goteposter.

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She's a video game character created for a single game that, with her name, serves as the literal tutorial. She lacks a sense of duty in her universe, is moralizing, short sighted and down right an emotionally controlled thinker. To top it all off she didn't even have an arc to face all this.

Though, despite it all, her negatives as a character I am simply infatuated with her. It's probably all the fan stuff and the art that colors your head, but still it gives me pause. I don't know, she just makes me happy.

For some reason I was under the impression that monsters could live forever if they didn't have children. Wasn't there a thing that said their dust starts transferring to their children, making them age? Read up their physiology on a wiki and it looks like I'm horrendously wrong.

How long were monsters in the underground for? I thought it was maybe a few hundred years, with humans falling every now and then. How long roughly was it between each human?

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>>135714468

What?? Underfell?

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>>135714478
goats are cute
>>135714523
the living forever is only for boss monsters

>>135714570
No, no. Edgegote as in OC Donut Steel Asriel, you know.

>>135714478
And you felt the need to post this why?

>>135714478
Goatmom is cozy as fuck.

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>>135714649
Post some of it. I want to see.

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>>135700045

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>>135714784
edgegoat is the fan name for the adult form he takes during his boss fight

>>135714880
Why is there always one guy on dA who draws shitty feet focus stuff of any character?

>>135701545
idk
I feel like even if you told him what sex is, he still wouldn't completely understand all the implications behind and be ready for it since his understanding of the world is comparable to a typical middle schooler.

>>135715147
there are like 50

>>135714468
Most of them are still asleep since they live in burgerica, and they wont leave no matter how hard they get shitted on don't worry about that

>>135715147
Feet fetish is worst fetish.

>>135707410
>Only asriel is worth worshiping
nah senpai

>>135714648
Where does it say that? I know that their souls can live a bit after death, but I don't remember any specific mentions of bosses living forever.

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>>135715617
Gerson talks about if you visit his shop post TP during the walk around part

>>135715617
Boss Monsters live forever until they birth a child. Then they start aging.

>>135715719
Oh good, thanks.

>>135715741
I thought so, but I don't remember any specific mention of it. I'm sure it was from a book.

I'm mad that there hasn't been a new piece of media that's grabbed my attention like Undertale. I need something new to obsess over.

>>135715839
Gerson says it.

>>135715961
I know how you feel.

>>135715968
Alright thanks.

>>135714268
>>135714136
>tfw no tiny Sans to sleep in your pocket and torment you with situational music
>tfw no tiny Papyrus to take on a tiny date
>tfw no tiny Toriel to nag you and scold you for staying out too late
>tfw no tiny Asgore to use your cup of tea as a hot tub
>tfw no tiny Napstablook to listen to music with
>tfw no tiny Undyne to flee from in genuine fear when she starts throwing toothpicks and skewers and shouting about crushing her enemies
>tfw no tiny Alphys to put in front of your computer and watch her eyes turn to saucers when you watch anime
>tfw no tiny Mettaton to go nuts over mirrors bigger than he is
>tfw no tiny Burgerpants to smoke tiny cigarettes and avoid tiny Mettaton
>tfw no tiny Gaster to pace around your desk at night muttering scientific laws and equations in Wingdings
>tfw no tiny Asriel to boop the snootle of
>tfw no tiny Flowey to be laughed at and mocked by, then neglect to water him
>tfw no tiny Temmie to step on the keys of your computer composing eye-burningly horrible unironic shitposts
>tfw no tiny Jerry to scoop into a jar and ditch outside your door
>tfw no tiny Chara to "accidentally" step on
>tfw no tiny Frisk to flirt with you

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>>135714523
My guess is the war took place in the 1100's.
And I think that it's been almost 100 years between Chara and Frisk.
So about 14 years between each human falling.

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>>135716078
hurts

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>>135716078
>>tfw no tiny Chara to "accidentally" step on
don't bully the chara, they will just come back and kill everyone you idiot.

>>135716078
>anon forgets about tiny Muffet and tiny Grillby

>>135716078
>neglecting Flowey
>boop asriel's snoot
do you like Asriel or not, I'm getting mixed messages here