/ntg/ - Nuclear Throne General

first for jojo Rebel and Allies

second for vlambeer are lazy shits

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First for the throne

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4th for Rogue

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5th for there is a yeti

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nth for melee

>>135555946
I feel like I should draw more of this,
What should he be doing?

>>135556051
press f to go faster

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fucking snipers hiding behind big dog's fat ass

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FML I ALMOST DID IT!!!!! I almost unlocked hard mode... at least I got steroids B skin unlocked

>>135558723
Does the throne spam more or something in loops? I tried baiting the beam and all they did was spam spam spam giant energy balls... and I was right out in the open

>>135559392
not too sure about whether or not it fires more big balls, but i do know that they split into one extra bullet stream for each loop

it also fires one more bullet per triple volley, and spawns an extra guardian per statue it breaks

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apparently twitch links are fucking spam. fuck me for wanting to share my shitty stream ig

>>135560385
Useful information. Trying to unlock hard mode real quick so that I can get chickens B skin. Trying to 100% the game, starting with skins.

>>135560572
yout gotta split it up like this
twitch
.tv/username

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>accidently trigger oasis skip with crown of curses

>had to go through cheese caves with a fucking smg with next to no ammo and a golden wrench

>>135560572
SHILL ME YOUR STREAM NOW

Shovel or lightning hammer? I have long arms and trigger fingers, just in case you wanted to know.

>>135561479
shovel unless you have eagle eyes for some reason

>>135561479
Lightning hammer always.

>>135560860
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPaEdvCs1C8

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>>135561479
I'd take Shovel. Lightning Hammer is just... mediocre at best. I don't know why /ntg/ praises it so much.

>>135561549
>>135561595
>>135562161

Well I took both, replaced the shovel with a super bazooka, and got fucked regardless cause I went behind the throne.

>>135560572
>>135560663
>>135561297

https://www.twitch
.tv/skaerne

Fuck Hyper Crystal

>>135563070
How do I put dong in crystal

>>135563157

You'd get it chopped off or something but I doubt you'd care, seeing as some of you guys wanna do the same to horror.

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>>135563157
I'm sure there's a way.

>>135563742
>horror doesn't have passive gamma guts
NOT C A N O N

>>135564630

It's literally living radiation though, you'd at least get super cancer or something from it.

>>135564925
Honestly, I don't think these people would care... Wanting to fuck a dog... a dog made out of radiation...

>>135564925
Yeah, and if horror's there then the only thing "super cancer" means is sometimes I vomit out rounds or become immune to flame if already beaten half to death

>>135565048

Yeah I know it's useless, it's just weird to me, and I'm into weird stuff myself. Either way I'll stop.

Any art requests?

>>135565783
Rebel looking embarrassed as her Allies do Jojo poses while Chicken is DIO

>>135565783
Barathrone

>>135565903
Kek. Seconding this.

>>135565903

I second this.

>>135565903
What's the joke?

>>135565783
Elite IDPD and Lil Hunter as the Ginyu Force

>>135566152
I just find it cute that motherfuckers embarrass Rebel
also Chicken is a weeab

>>135566430
KONO CHICKA DE

>>135566567
>DE
>not DA

>Ready to do daily
>Click Play
>Takes me straight to the normal select screen
>Extremely confused.
>Back out and try again mulitple times.
>Can't get to the screen to select to daily
What the fuck is going on?

I made a YV Guide
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y52yYDOHc4M

>>135567412
>video isn't in 4:3
Cheater

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>tfw you find a gun

>>135567527
Got it, next video is about widescreen

>>135567671
I'll show you a widescreen

>>135567617
THAT CAN KILL THE PAST

>>135568653
FUCK OFF GUNGEON SHILL

I'M NOT GONNA PLAY YOUR SHITTTTY GAME

QUICK

SHOULD I PLAY AS STEROIDS, HORROR OR REBEL

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>>135569471
whoreor

Nuclear Throne needs new areas

what mutant would you booty call?

>>135572337
If I pick Rebel will she spawn a bunch of allies for a big orgy?

>resist running into a van immediately to actually see what loops are like
>sewers
>van drives through the first third of the level and eats all the cover
>elite grunt swooces past and nukes the rest
>see a giant wave of green heading at me from the top of the screen
oh okay

>>135572448
>having a blood fetish

>>135572747
Rebel with Personal Guard

>>135572337
Would steroids plug my needy boyhole? Because if so, then him.

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morning /utg/

>>135573592
Go away

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>>135574038
come on /utg/

>long arms
>impact wrists
>golden shovel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPqnrQfm8oU

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FHÖ'FAASHYN

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>>135576689
>Off by one
TH'I WEN

>>135576689
>>135576862
I miss it when you just said "one" or whatever

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>>135576689
>>135576862
someday

bara throne when

i want to fuck the protomutant

>>135578694
>>135578962
Stop

>>135575297
>golden shovel
What

>>135562438
What happens if you go behind?
I always go careful against the throne

>>135580662
nothing happens, it just starts walking backwards
the issue is that while you're beside it on the way there, it thinks you're trying to hide in the wall and goes into big ball spam mode

>>135580662
>What happens if you go behind?
Mass destruction

>>135566941
Daily is same as normal but one shot and ranked
Weekly is different

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does /ntg/ play fanmods?

>>135581710
No

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>I get to the throne as melting with no SS or RS
>just as I'm about to kill it, I twitch and walk into it's shots
>I watch the throne explode from the death screen
IT'S NOT FAIR, IT'S NOT RIGHT

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>You'll never draw well enough to take requests

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>>135584087

>>135584087
>ask for requests
>just draw whatever instead and post it without fanfare
Idgaf call the I.D.P.D.

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>>135584087
>needing to take requests
just like make art

>>135587807
>It's a gun, Frank. A gun that sends textes.

>>135562161
>thinking that lightning hammer is shit
>rogue
get out

how do i git gud? i always end up choking on 1-3 or 2-1

>>135594504
Play more.

>>135594743
also whats the best character for a newish character like me

tried to start with melting but i kept dying to off-screen projectiles so i gave eyes a shot and he seemed pretty good with his enhanced ability + melee. now i'm trying out plant whos ability seems great for bosses

>>135594504
Experiment with different setups, and understand the enemy AI. Once you become wise to the smell of a game's bullshit, the only thing that you can keep you down is your own personal faults.

>Stuck in the first stages
What's usually killing you?

>>135562161
It really starts to sing in a loop. The damage output against one enemy isn't great, but the output against hordes of enemies is astounding.

>>135595030
Y.V. is the easiest character by far

>>135595030
Crystal in particular is good for new players. More health and a reflective shield is a good crutch for newbies, while you can invest in a more aggressive setup (Throne Butt + Gamma Guts + Sharp Teeth + Scarier Face + Juggernaut, Extra Feet is optional, additional weapon mutations to accommodate your loadout) when you're more experienced with the game.

Pick up Melting when you're more experienced with the game. The 2hp thing is a turn-off for a lot of people, but some of the furthest runs have been done with melting players for a reason. Rogue is also a fun choice, no matter what people say on the matter. She just requires a bit more of an investment on your part to get her down.

Plant is also fun, but I personally don't like using it. Not my playstyle.

Try not to take crutch mutations. Boiling Veins is useful if you're using explosive weapons often, but don't take it with the idea in mind of protecting you from enemy explosions. A very small number of enemies deal incendiary damage, and most of the ones that do deal it when they die (and explode). Not to say it's a bad mutation or anything, just that it's a waste of a slot if you're not planning on toting explosives.

>>135595030
Eye's telekinesis makes the final boss trivial

Finally beat the first stage after looping. Died with just a few enemies left on the next stage and was a cunt hair away from my first ultra.

>>135556251
fuck off shuckle

Whats everyones favirite weapons? I like laser minigun and grenade rifle. A grenade rifle is instant loop

>>135597148
Energy sword is objectively the best weapon.
Not the most fun, though.

>>135595312
>rogue
>good
Opinion discarded.

>>135597148
not my favourite, but i have a newfound respect for the cluster launcher after yesterday's daily
that thing is amazing for crowd control

Is the blood cannon good? I had a super bazooka at the throne so I didnt pick it up.

>>135598645
It's shit against single targets, though.
The mini nades travel so fucking far, it can kill you from the safest distances possible.

>>135598740
Yeah, it's great.

>people who think rouge is shit

people need to git gud tbqh fambam

>>135599319
She's not shit by herself, but she's objectively shit compared to other characters.

>>135599451
but all characters are equal man.

I wonder what mutant has set the most world records

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>>135601028
>

>>135602786
There is a guy that got to L6 with skeleton, I guess.

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>>135603621
calling me names doesn't change the fact that it's true

>>135597148
Heavy mashin gun, shame it's pretty shit. I just like the sound it makes.
>>135598456
>Energy sword
>not lightning hammer
k

>>135603871
It's not, though.
vlambo can't balance their game properly

>>135595262
top meme, friend

>>135603993
it is though

>>135603891
>Lightning Hammer over Energy Sword
Lightning hammer is the second best melee, but come on man.

>>135604060
Care to provide reasoning?

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>>135604060

>>135604079
>doesn't use ammo
>fucks up enemies and everything around them
>moderately fast swing speed
>bretty gud damage
In loop you just need long arms and triggered fingers. Bullets can't touch you as long as you keep killing shit and pretty much nothing can touch you as long as you keep killing shit.

>>135604279
>uses very little ammo
>erases enemies with longer swing-projectile range
>very fast swing speed
>ridiculous damage
In loop you just need long arms and laser brain. Bullets can't ever touch you and pretty much nothing can touch you.

>>135604161
the characters are only just different enough to suit be sorta unique and to suit various playstyles but are still similar to the point where if you can get to say the palace as fish you can just as easily get there as crystal or plant

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>>135604468
>melting and crystal are similar

>>135604553
well yeah. the difference is small. melting has less hp crystal has more. but they both have ways to deflect/destroy bullets.

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>>135604760
>actually thinking that melting and crystal is similar

>>135604953
to a degree. they're still different.

>>135604953
Well they kinda are man. That other guy did bring up some good points.

>>135605009
>>135605095
>samefagging
Melting's active is more offensive, the projectile destruction is just a bonus so you won't die while you mash M2, while crystal's active is purely defensive.

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auto crossbow or double mimiga?

>>135597148
Auto shotty is fun

>>135605505
>widescreen
smfh dude

>>135605171
>implying samefag
but anyway look at all those parallels bro. melting's got a offensive active that can be used defensively and crystal's got a defensive active that can be used offensively. now i'm not saying they're the exact same but you picked a poor choice of two characters to use

>>135605505
>last wish
>not knowing how to make screenshots
>boiling veins without explosives

>>135605685
>not seeing the crown
>not going to loop jungle
>taking super bazooka over single plasma cannon

>>135605678
>active as melting
>all corpses on the whole screen explode
>active as crystal
>be invincible to most of the attacks for a few seconds
how is that even remotely similar

>>135605768
Oh, sorry for the first one.
>loop jungle
Super Bazooka as Y.V with boilies and crown of death is better than SPC without laser brain, just saying.

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>>135605536
I SHOULD HAVE LISTENED

imagine fucking horror

>>135605923
>double minigun over auto crossbow without recycle gland
Oh my, you're retarded.
I thought it was obvious.

>>135605890
similar in how both can get rid of projectiles and also cause damage either from explosions or reflecting

>>135606038
So fish's roll is just like robot's eating because they don't hurt enemies, right?
Rebel's allies and rogue's shitty strike is the same because they can hurt you, right?
Y.V's, Skeleton's and Steroids' active is the same because they use your own weapons, right?
Crystal's and Frog's active is the same because they force you to stand still, right?

>>135606252
not saying they're the same bro. just similar in ways.

>>135606370
So Fish's roll is similar to Robot's eating because they don't hurt enemies, right?
Rebel's allies and rogue's shitty strike are similar because they can hurt you, right?
Y.V's, Skeleton's and Steroids' active are similar because they use your own weapons, right?
Crystal's and Frog's active are similar because they force you to stand still, right?

>>135606507
not sure why you repeated yourself. and anyway we kinda got off point a bit. i'm trying to say while yes they are different at the end of the day they're all still similar to the point where you can get as far as you normally can get as any character. you just need to change your playstyle accordingly.

>>135606252
>>135606507
>rogue's shitty strike
Fuck you Rogue's active is great.

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>>135606973
>b-but they bully my waifu!

>>135605923
My good man why did you respond to me?

>>135607198
Rogue isn't my waifu. My waifu is Horror.

>>135607339
Then with such wonderful tastes, how can you think that rogue's active isn't shit.

>>135604008
Which character would you recommend to a beginner?

Y.V. is easy mode

>>135607519
Not that guy, but Melting is the best character for beginners.

>>135607405
It's useful and versatile as sin.

labs is nice
it's like a little cooldown level as a reward for making it past the casual filter

>>135607728
y'know, before an exploding freak touches you and ends your run

>>135607591
Not really.
It's only useful at breaking fire traps in scrapyard, opening the pizza sewers and making hammerhead holes.
It's damage is bad and it makes you get less rads, also it's hitbox is tiny and relies on enemies staying in it to deal damage that actually matters.

>>135607846
explo freaks are fun too, especially with impact wrists

>>135607870
Yes really.
It's good for all those things you listed and for other things like opening up the terrain to use shit like the Super Crossbow, destroying bullets to pretty much clear up bullet hells and it's damage is decent enough to kill shit, especially with Throne Butt.

how can i hack in a hyper rifle to start with.

>>135608610
Just go into you save and kill yourself

>>135608364
>opening up terrain
That's almost never an issue int he first place.
>destroying bullets to clear up bullet hells
Assuming you're in a bullet hell there's a decent chance you'll either die while aiming it or accidentally aim it at yourself and die.
There is a thing called "dodging", you know?
Actually, rogue is shitter: the character.
Her passive and active reward you for not dodging.
>damage is decent enough
No it's not.

>>135609426
>That's almost never an issue int he first place.
Because you're probably used to working around it. Being able to control the map layout is a good thing.

>Assuming you're in a bullet hell there's a decent chance you'll either die while aiming it or accidentally aim it at yourself and die.
No. Get quick at aiming it and you can let it off on the fly with excellent accuracy.

>There is a thing called "dodging", you know?
Yes and clearing bullets helps you dodge. Think about this. You're at the palace and there's a a swarm of green bullets coming at you from pretty much all sides. With the Portal Strike you can just clear out a pathway through the storm and get to safety easily.

>Actually, rogue is shitter: the character.
Her passive and active reward you for not dodging.
>Having defensive options and using them is a bad thing.
Welp guess nobody should use Eyes, Crystal, Melting or Horror too since they can also effect projectiles

>No it's not.
Yes it is. Strong enough to take out little things and if you get Throne Butt can hit enough times on big things to do good damage.

LAserbrain energysword or fesh's guitar?

>>135610542
Jesus Christ you're a huge fucking retard.
>n-no it's not because I say so.
You know what?
I'll ignore that and ask you a simple question.
Why would you ever play rogue over any other character for any reason except for 100%?

>>135611092
Energy Sword.

>>135611110
>I'm a huge fucking retard.
Look who's talking buddy. Just ignore all those points I made why don't you.
>Why would you ever play Rogue
Fun? Guaranteed Pizza Sewers? A great starting weapon? Etc.

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>Bolt marrow
>Golden crossbow
>Bolts zig zag to get extra kills
holy shit

>>135611470
That's why Bolt Marrow is probably in the top five mutations. You don't even have to aim, and it makes regular crossbows viable lategame weapons.

>>135611470
Get a Seeker weapon. Trust me.

>>135611350
>fun
Any character is more fun.
>guaranteed pizza sewers
So can any explosive weapon.
>great starting weapon
Rogue rifle is shit.
And that's coming from a guy who double looped using only the rogue rifle.

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>>135611838
Yeah, sweet fuck. I love this.
>>135611948
I'll try it out next time I make it far enough, thanks anon.

>>135607581
tbqh playing for melting B has made me a lot better at the game. Specifically dodging.

>>135612013
>Any character is more fun.
Opinions mate. Everyone likes every character differently. I personally find Rogue more fun than say, Robot. Doesn't mind Robot is now universally unfun to play as.

>So can any explosive weapon.
GUARANTEED Pizza Sewers. You're not guaranteed to find a explosive weapon before 2-1.

>Rogue rifle is shit.
Nope. For a weapon to start with it's one of the best.

>Rogue is good or bad discussion
>AGAIN
Why do we keep having these.

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>>135612013
>Any character is more fun.
Personally I think the funnest character is Robot. I play Eyes the least, fuck I haven't even unlocked his B skin yet.

>>135612494
all we need is a widescreen screenshot shitpost and the thread is complete

>>135612403
>what is golden nade launcher
For starting, yeah - but it's not a good weapon in the long run, not at all.

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>>135612616
What's that?

>>135612826
>Having more screen room to use Melting's active from further away.
This is why widescreen is cheating

>>135612912
I know and I love it.

>>135612639
>what is golden nade launcher
Rogue is the only one that can have any type of weapon to start with and still enter the pizza sewers every run.

>it's not a good weapon in the long run, not at all.
I usually carry it with me to 5-1. So yeah I can agree with that.

>>135612971
I've had the golden wrench with me up until lab, doesn't mean it's better than a shovel

>>135613079
Nigger, he was agreeing with me.

>>135613079
Actually I think the Golden Wrench is better than the Shovel. And anyway I was agreeing man.

>>135613121
>>135613183
Then shut up and kiss

Am I retarded for playing melting with a crossbow and a melee weapon? It always seems to work really well for me.

>>135613501
Nope.

>>135613501
>actually falling for the crossbows are good meme
holy shit

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>>135613668

>>135613668
This.
Crossbows aren't good, they are the best.

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I feel like I'm getting better at Nuclear Throne. I've been able to go into the first Loop three times this week.

I even got the Golden Frog Pistol! I think I only made it as far in that loop because I had the lightning hammer to back me up, I think it's a great melee weapon that doesn' cost any energy.

What do you think is a good weapon set for going throgh the first Loop? Lightning Hammer and maybe a high burs weapon?

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>tfw using a eagle eyes boosted Super Crossbow

>>135613924
Energy Sword and a SPC/Bolt weapon is usually the standard.
Two energy swords if Steroids.

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God I need to stop losing my self-preservation right at this point right here.

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Fuck this game sometimes.

>Play as Melting for my first ten hours of the game
>Decide to play as YV and make it to the throne
am i gud

>>135614206
no

>>135614158
Good job fucking up Matt.

>>135614206
YV is an easy character to play as... They are the characters I would recommend to beginners.

>>135614491
at least I'm still BETTER THAN YOU NERD.

But fug I'm never get out of #150 at this rate.

lightning hammer or black sword?

>>135614858
Hammer.

Always hammer.

>>135614858
Black Sword is better in everyway

>>135614858
nigger knife

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>>135614958

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>>135614115

Why would you want to use an Energy Sword over the Lightning Hammer? At least with Lightning Hammer you have the electricity to deal with smaller enemies like maggots, rats, and even assassins who sneak up in the crowd.

Super Power Crossbow makes sense. Which character do you guys find is most successful in the first Loop? I like YZ because he has a higher rate of attack and if you get his Ultimate it takes you to his crib and you can choose what weapon you need for the run.

>>135615209
>Higher DPS
>Swings faster
>Can do 80 damage and gain extreme range when headless.
It's better man

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>>135615401
>taking Lightning Hammer over Energy Sword
Oh boy.

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>>135614858
>>135614885
>>135614958
>>135615013
compromise

>>135615483
>Have to be dying to get any of that
>It's crap otherwise

Well, if you love literally being the edge of death, sure, black sword is better.

>>135615401
I mainly use Energy Sword for the faster swing. If you don't build around melee Lightning Hammer is really slow. If you do though then sure, Lightning Hammer is better, but I believe Energy Sword is more usable out of the box.

That and I have an unhealthy hatred towards lightning weapons.

>>135615483
>higher DPS
Not if you have trigger fingers
>swings faster
So?
>can do 80 damage if you're dead
>sucking on purpose

>>135615401
Energy Sword deals 44 damage with laser brain, Lighting hammer deals around 22, sometimes less, sometimes more.
You can take them out with the E Sword easily too.
Also Energy Sword is ridiculously fast.

>>135615623
>shoveling guns into portal
>accidentally slip into portal without either the hammer or sword
FUCK

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>>135615883

>>135615883
Well at least you don't have to choose anymore.

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My face when I pick and shoot with a nuke launcher

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>>135615980
>>135616049
SAVE ME

>Have to be dying to get any of that
No. It's still has a higher dps and swings faster when you're not headless.

>>135615791
>Not if you have trigger fingers
There are three enemies in the game the Lighting Hammer can kill in one shot that the Black Sword can't. So actually most of the time you're not reaching a higher DPS even with Trigger Fingers.

>So?
Swinging faster = Deflecting more bullets

>sucking on purpose
Well obviously you don't want to die but when you do it's a get out of jail free card to easily revive.

>>135616365
Forgot to also reply to >>135615705

>>135615705

I use YZ so it kind of makes up for the swing rate of Lightning Hammer.

>>135615791

Doesn't the Energy sword depend on energy ammunition? THat's why I like lightning hammer because you don't have to worry about it.

>>135616264
>>135616185
that's my face when i kill an elite sheilder with gamma guts alone

>>135616509
You don't really have to worry about ammo with E Sword.

>>135616365
>there are three enemies in the game that LH can kill that BS can't
my fucking sides

>>135616365
I mean, I'm being a wikifag and just looking it up because I've never used Black Sword but you're right. It DOES get higher damage, it's just a laughably neglible increase if you're not headless.

Though in the context of that screenshot, I probably would've stuck with the sword.

>>135616509
Yes but it uses so little you probably won't ever run out.

>>135616542
Things to remember to do:

>>135617097
>trusting the wiki
Opinion discarded.

>>135617184
Go right ahead. I don't know and don't care to know.

>>135617097
>it's just a laughably neglible increase if you're not headless.
Yeah but you really just want to over the Hammer just for the faster swings.

>>135617326
That is true. It really comes down to the purpose of your melee weapon.

When would you ever use a golden screwdriver or energy screwdriver?

The only good use of a screwdriver is to get to YZ's crib.

>>135617545
Energy Screwdriver actually isn't that bad and it is somewhat strong.

Golden Screwdriver, on the other hand, I think is just a massive troll by the game.

>>135617545
Energy Screwdriver has insane DPS if you can actually hit shit with it.

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>>135617545
>When would you ever use a golden screwdriver or energy screwdriver?
Energy Screwdriver does a shitton of damage. Golden Screwdriver on the other hand is for doing stupid challenge runs.

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SOMEBODY CALL FOR HELP AAAAA

>>135619980
You're fine. Just shoot the core.

>>135603891
Furthest I've made it was 4-1 killing hyper crystal with energy hammer and lightning sword

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>>135622312
>hyper crystal on 4-1
>lightning sword

>>135622906
lol what you never found a lightning sword? i bet you havent even gotten a plasma popgun yet either, nerd.

>>135623196
>Plasma Popgun

How to ruin Plasma bullets

>>135623196
Wouldn't it just be a faster swinging lightning hammer

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sigh

>>135618227
>gold screwdriver only
>with screenshake
ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>>135623759
Firing it for about two seconds would drain 100% of your ammo.

Would be neat if they bounced everywhere though.

>>135624230
did u died

>>135625010
Yeah, there really wasn't anything I could do. I attempted to make my way to the Heavy Crossbow over there but a Jungle Assassin said no.
I think Rogue has the hardest time with ammo management.

Chicken is highest-risk-highest-reward.

prove me wrong.

is there an /ntg/ steam group?

>>135625591
>highest-risk
>highest-reward
What risk?
What reward?

>>135625591
You mean melting?

>>135625737
yeah
it's led by shuckle, which is why she became a meme
it should have been in the OP

>>135612912
It actually doesn't effect enemies outside of the default 4:3 range.

>>135625892
>no useful abilities or mutations that synergize when she is alive
>extremely powerful only when she is on the literal threshold of death

>>135626004
melting is only high-risk early game, if you're a shitter. he's already extremely powerful by scrapyards (or throne butt) and if you're getting hit at scrapyards then you're a shitter anyway.

>>135626180
there is literally no reward for you having low health as chicken

>>135626372
Well, black sword does nuke launcher DMG when headless and you get a 90% bonus from stress when headless.

>>135626372
>only character that can shave 80% off her reload time with Stress
>pluto, rabbit, and bloodlust make her nigh invincible post-loop

you guys dont realize who the REAL late-game character is

>>135626624
is it one that stays up late playing games?

>>135626714
no, she only watches movies

>>135626556
>>135626624
So you're actually praising a mutation and not a character? Are you saying that you aren't capable of gitting gud without stress? Do you just take constant damage? Is that why you play chicken, you are just so bad at dodging that you have to rely on second, third, and fourth chances?

Chicken is shit.

>>135624230
You had time to take a selfie before the grenade went off.

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>>135584087
Just draw, friendo.

>>135626829
>not understanding that you have to take hits on purpose for chicken to be more powerful
>not realizing that all characters scale off specific mutations


do you also think using rebel's active means you are "bad at dodging"

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>>135627828

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>>135627828

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Ballad of revival

taking requestss

>>135625737
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/vgNTG

>>135631027
Rebel and Chicken fighting for an HP pack

>>135631027
Eyes as jacket or Chicken as biker

>>135631027
MULTI
TRACK
ROLLING

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It's perfect.

>>135631959
Man, that's surely relevant to nuclear throne, shuckle.

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>>135632091
Thanks.

>>135631959
>blue skin
????

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>>135631027
Fish getting a grip.

>>135635016
fuck off

>>135639718
Yes?

After several seconds of consideration, I have concluded that Crown of Guns is in fact, the worst crown

>>135640203
Tell that to Robot

ITS THE

>>135640203
sometime you just need a little more of gun

Pro tip, if you want the hardmode golden weapons, play yv with crown of hatred and go to a crown vault to farm the protochest for rads to get to level ultra.

>>135641625
>not going robot and putting a gun gun in the proto chest
kek

>>135641927
You would have to go to it in the 3-2 portal

>>135642417
No, it works on 1-2 H1's crown vault as robot.
You think how I got those 10 golden disc guns?

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>get regular plasma cannon for the first time
>little hunter spawned in a corner
at last i know what true art is
a shame i didnt get trigger fingers

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>playing for the first time after 2 months of not playing

why is eyes the best character?

>>135644707
cute

>>135645739
>You'll never watch two buff Plants make out covered in blood
>Your blood

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>>135645430
You have yet to know true art.

damn i didnt expect this general to die this early

>play nuclear throne after a while
>throne goes apeshit like %80 of the time
What am I doing wrong?

>>135647173
it's not dead

>>135647263
Don't hug the walls.

>>135647173
we're merely becoming skeleton
then the thread goes into overdrive

Any art requests?
(Quality not included)

>>135648080
Fish being bullied

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>>135648080
seconding this notion

>>135648080
Fish genociding his non-evolved family in Oasis

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>>135647684

>>135648292
arent all fish already dead, but their bones are used by purple shit?

>>135648080
draw a scene of shaun of the dead with nt characters

>>135648353
U N S T O P P A B L E

>>135648080
Plant with long arms

>>135648497
I would assume by the name Oasis has been saved from the main brunt of the apocalypse.

Or maybe it is literally just an Oasis.

>>135648841
>
the hermit crabs there have mutated to use toxic waste barrels as cover

After getting ultra as YV during the throne 1 fight the game skipped the throne 2 fight. Has anybody else had something like that happen?

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>>135648217
Here you go

>>135650374
>INFINITE

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>>135648661
Idk if his arms are long enough, who cares.

>>135648080
>>135631417

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Guys I hacked a copy of the next patch that's going to come out and found this
Vlambo killed YV

>>135651482
good

>>135651212
>energy swordhammer

fug it ill try to take some requests
hit me

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>>135651319

guys I wanna git gud at Y.V, please give tips. also, I got myself a golden laser pistol for him, I was wondering if I should get something else? also is it even possible to get an ultra mutation without looping, I have never gotten an ultra mutation in my life, there is just not enough rads in the god damn game

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>>135652403
nice

>>135652362
PAF
there, i hit you

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>>135652563
you pretty much have to loop unless you get xtra lucky
personally i'd suggest golden crossbow + bolt marrow literally wins everything

>>135652563
All you gotta do is scream YOOP every time you finish a level, and spam b for airhorn. That's how I got gud.

>>135652362
draw rebel and her allies being cute please

>>135652362
okay, but seriously this time, bara throne :^)

>>135652563
Stupid suicidal ideas like going into Y.V.'s crib, cursed crystal caves, and jungle all in one run might get you ultra before the throne. Might.

>>135652708
fuk u
>>135653301
alright hopefully i can do this
>>135653340
im terrible at drawing muscles but ill post it if i feel like its at least passable
sorry if i dont do it
also regular throne or throne II

>>135653705
i was thinking throne two, see >>135555946
but if you can do it to throne 1 somehow, do it
for muscles just google "strongman" and hope for the best

>>135653597
hey, by the way, why the FUCK do the BIG radiation cans give LESS than 2 small radiation cans? its the most retarded shit I have ever seen, it makes no sense to EVER lose a can, unless you want to get horror. why isn't it like the fucking weapon boxes that reward you for not using them?

>>135654138
alright cool
i kind of wanna just draw like the evil crab scuttlethrone but swole so i might try that
anyway be back whenever i get this shit done

>>135654550
the weapon boxes hardly reward you, and tha cans are a safety net for when you get sucked into a portal too early
and how broken would it be for there to be an easy, effortless, free, way to get more rads every level only for people that know about it?

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>>135652071
B E A M
K A T A N A

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>>135651212
I'm you but longer

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bump

>need screwdriver and not wrench to fix the car

why

>>135658384
because they want a useless piece of shit weapon, not a decent one.

>>135658384
It's a challenge to get to the car with a dead weapon. The wrench's damage only starts falling off at the scrapyard, so a "challenge" to bring it all the way... to the scrapyard... would be pointless. The screwdriver on the other hand is relatively useless even on most 1-1 enemies.

>>135654550
Horror gives more rads than the two cans you skipped so it's a risk reward

>>135656387
And drawn with something that's not a finger. Noice.

>>135659665
>not circling around them jabbing them with the screwdriver
lmao KID

>>135662450
i actually like the gold screwdriver

>>135631959
fuck off shuckle

>>135631959
skullgirls is gay

>>135664926
im gay

>>135666363
you belong here then with shuckle
>>>>>>>>>135660051

this weekly seems okay so far

>>135666451
>tf2
>ever
i may be gay but i have standards

>>135666646
i can't access it or the daily.

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No Trigger Fingers on the Daily.

If you want a melee build, you're safe skipping Bloodlust because it comes up in the final mutation pool.

>>135667335
its rogue with hyper launcher and crown of death

>>135666363
ft10 me in it homo

>>135668351
how do i get boilies on the weekly shuckle

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Hammerhead has proven lovely seeing as how I can't meme my way through crowds with Trigger Fingers + melee and actually have to think through reload times. I love how Confiscate can drop medkits, too.

>>135669391
I never play Weeklies, sorry. Pretty sure all mutations are seeded, so if you can't get it then there's nothing you can do.

How do I break my habit of aiming to the far edge all the time?
I never really put the cursor on enemies but just draw a mental line from me to the cross hair and shoot if the are in the line, I feel like I miss more shots than I should