/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station

waifus

>>135494382
pancakes

I have had some fun rounds recently. Also the recent change logs have been rather large and it has been making me happy to see the developer base hard at work

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>>135494382
here you go friend

Slime update when? Also someone test this >>135490178 broken feature to fix a broken feature. No one has tried to fix it so I made a suggestion to be put in a slime related update.

So, with the Age of Waifus and Husbandos coming to a close, is this the start of a golden age? Or another dark age?
Can there be an even darker age than now?

>>135495679
Re: >>135495598

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Reminder that slimes are the flavor of the month and nekos are cute too.

>>135496219
Slimes are flavor of the month and Hanako is delicious.

>>135495874
I had an idea for the slime PR, even though the PR is finished.

I always see fossils that can't be used for anything when I go mining. The Xenoarchs when I ask them about them all say they're useless garbage.
Would it be possible to put those round-looking fossils in the slime processor for random slime cores, like how you can use plant fossils in a seed extractor?

Or is that beyond the scope of the project? Perhaps keep it in mind for a new Xenobio PR?
It'd help get those damn autism Xenoarchs off the asteroid to deliver potential adamantine slime cores 10 minutes in. Or quick metal slime cores with the new PR, depending on RNG luck as usual.

>>135496219
what if we go full degenerate and add this and other waifu enabling shit, right after shiggy leaves, just to spite him

>>135494382
I'd just like to add that I really, really like this picture.

>I did not have sex with waifus
what a fucking loser LMAO

>>135496219
Slimes or Nekos, they all table the same.

>>135494382
>11am : Call Hanako a whore
As much as this makes me laugh I think there are a lot more people than Shiggy that hates me entirely, so don't give him too much credit.
That image is very topical and current and I am impressed.

>>135496576
>You will never get someone to come in xenobio after you get slime toxin to make a qt waifu.
Why even live, the only time anyone came into xenobio is a librarian who brought me Slime of my life and gave pet slimes to the AI twice. At least I can trickle make bananium and get favors from the clown.
>>135497619
>shiggy leaves and the station becomes a waifu safe place
xenobio is a meme and I love it
>>135497870
Would you a slime neko?

>>135497973
I would table a slime neko and then use her while she's stunned

>>135497936
i don't hate you
t. a oldfag who is changing my normal name to something random every round or so now to avoid metagriff

>>135497645
>>135497936
I'm glad someone appreciated the two and a half minutes of effort it took.
t. Guy who puts far too much effort into OPs and even unfucked the OP pastebin and links.

>>135498302
The OP is the unsung hero of the thread. Everyone posts in the thread. But no one is willing to make it.

>>135497936
I wish you werent so cold is all

>>135497973
Once, I brought an artifact that made docile slimes and put it in Xenobio. Don't know if that helped any, I don't know Xenobio.

Free pet slimes for everyone sounds nice, though.

>>135498537
Wait for the green spike haired person in xenobio and I usually make pet slimes a priority unless asked for something. As for the slime generator, it would be great for monkey cubes, kill slimes with extinguisher, grind in slime grinder, inject core with blood, makes 3 cubes. I wish I could get one of those machines but an RNG machine is luck in finding and using it.

>>135498403
Apologies. My cold drive to improve on my past actions is what makes me work hard. I wouldn't be me if I was any warmer.
>>135498537
For the most part I believe it would be useless to xenobio besides the slow feed of cores you could get from it. It would be cool if it spat out random colored ones though. Could cut out some time for some free cores.

>>135497973
>At least I can trickle make bananium and get favors from the clown.

I can already imagine the clown making a protection racket on the xenobiologist, forcing them to make bananium or they'll come back and wreck their lab with pranks and honks.

>>135498074
see
>>>/d/6729079
for the full image of the slime neko if you want.

>>135499292
If the clown tries to prank xenobio, it would require a space suit or getting through 2-4 doors locked to Research

>>135499749
;AI OPEN HONK

>>135499749
> Getting through 2-4 doors
> As Clown
> Hard

You're not a really good clown are you ?

>>135499275
Come on now. Lots of people are great workers without being a borderline NPC

But, dont let that bother you I suppose

>>135500019
Not everyone is a main character, Anon.

>>135499874
>Playing clown unironicly
I dont hate my life, yet. As for the doors, I dont worry much if the clown is polite, he would let you know before he would demand such a thing as a HONK mech.

>>135500230
You misunderstand

>>135499749
You're a cool dude, you know that?

>>135495791
There are no golden ages in spess because the community always attaches themselves to the current most negative aspects of any event. When waifu leave, something will take its place in the lime light of scorn

>>135500472
T-thanks, I try to help others. That rough code from earlier to fix slimes in vents kinda, I made that. I have minimal code experience and none in byond so it might not work.
Slime sprites for a cat and dog variant beacuse slime ian and neko toxin? Working on it, I hate on my own work a lot and end up redoing it until I really like it.

The game is pretty quiet. This thread is the worst on vg, it bears no relation to the game and is just eternal shitposting.

>>135504142
because if you talked about the current round while the game is in progress, that's a paddlin'

the scientist is a ling
:^)
pls don't paddle me you badmins!~[/spoilers]

>>135504984
Oh the admins would never say anything to you for saying that, science contains at least 1 traitor at all times, just get valids and end the round. ~Unless you want to be paddled.

>>135505225
>tfw main science and have all antags disabled
Am I doing it right?

>>135505454
Yes, that how it should be. Xenobio is the life for me and I dont want to make the round extended while I do nothing towards my objectives.

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THAT is how you do a decent distro pressure enhancer. And it didn't even take that much effort.

I built the usual garbage setup I usually see in atmos these days as comparison.

Now you can argue that it could be more compact, I agree, you can argue that it's not 100% efficient. But it's already much better than the other thing.

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>>135506938
For instance, that's how high the pressure got in the station wide distro. 5 minutes after I activated my setup.

>>135506938
Nerd.

>>135506938
or just replace the pums in air to distro with straight pipes.

>>135506058
Objectives? What are those?

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>>135506938
>"Atmos, a daycare/playpen for the autists among us!"

>>135507117

>4400 kPA

So the equivalent of a perfect regular pump fill ?

>>135507192
Except it won't increase the pressure, at all. Doing that doesn't increase the distro output. Distro pressure is limited by the air tank with a single output vent, which is garbage.

>>135507295
Since it's using scrubbers it will never stop increasing. If I had done this setup at round start, by the time the round ended, it would have been in the hundred of thousands of kPa. Maybe a million kPa if I made it bigger.

Warden is a comfy job

>>135506938
Just one socket wrench and the station can be !fun!

>>135507628
Do you hate !fun! ?

>All of this atmos stuff.
I have head the wiki, but I dont get the concepts that you are trying to achive, to me, atmos is a fire fighter with a toolbox that can make air go from point A to B. I get that you must put some creativity into the pipe systems, but what am I trying to do with that system bake bread? I just dont understand what Im trying to make as an end goal.

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>black game window
>chat works
>even fucking right clicking works
Welp that's all for me playing this stupid game. Who has programed this piece of shit ?

>>135509178
BAN

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>playing ss13
>ever

>>135509178
works on my machine

>>135509330
>implying I got it on every possible ss13 server
top lel

Needs more lewd posting

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>>135509405

>>135509178
I PM'd you the solution

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>>135509610

>>135509330
>>135509454
>>135509709
can some1 actually help me ?

>>135509940
Is your byond updated to latest?

>>135510021
yeah, newest stable version 509.1319. I even tried using beta

>>135509940
Have you enabled hardware acceleration?
Maybe try asking in the IRC.

>waaah shiggy deadminned end of an era
Come on now, we all know he'll be admin again in 3 months at most, possibly even under a new ckey.

>>135510418
gota check it

remove vox

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>>135510559

>shiggy 'If I want to ban you for personal reasons it will be very easy, kid...' piggy gets deadminned

Not soon enough

>>135510910
>dem sick bantz
Poor Bill

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DEATH TO THOSE WHO INSULT ISLAM

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>>135509405
>>135509610
>>135509803
>tfw have to put up with ebin neko wifey memeshit because you don't want to have to put up with this brand of horseshit

the doctor wheelchair of death is wonderful.

>Arrest Janitor
>Only has a minute left before his sentence ends
>Suicide succumb
>EVERY TIME

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>>135511657

>everyone died: the round

I want to make Hime my wife!

>>135499749
With some simple recoloring you could post the whole image in here. Just get rid of the nipples and if we get any flak we can point at Fighting Games General,

>>135506938
>does atmos nerd stuff
>on a server without bursting pipes
lmao ok bud

>>135513636
We tried bursting pipes once.

We had some great fun every time someone set a small fire.

>>135513854

Bursting pipes were N3X15 code

AKA completely unfinished shit that was broken in all sorts of ways

>>135513967
>N3X15 code
so you mean copy pasted from other places while he had no idea how it worked just like everything else i've seen him do

>>135514112
yes random tripfag that has no bearing you're absolutely right.

>>135512991
I want to marry hanako!

>>135514269

Love you too N3X15

>>135514716
nexis doesn't come here, I'm just feeding the troll.

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>https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/8891
>https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/8891
>https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/8891

NEW CONTENT IDEA PUSH PUSH PUSH

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>>135515243
> Make a plant containing 50u water and 50u potassium
> High yield
> Falling fruit

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>>135514862
I'm not a troll silly
I'm the one who gave /vg/ the d2 code nexis copy pasted the jukebox and exploding pipes code from while he slapped his name all over it

>>135515665
I think potassium was commented out of the potential yields, so you couldn't make an adminlogspam banana tree of explosions

>>135516073
yes, you and every other fantastic coder that submits or merges garbage should be applauded because you're not le boogeyman of hair absence.

>>135516091
Can I still make napalm ?

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>>135516091
>>135515665

Wrong. Potassium is still in, it was water that was removed.

>>135516264

No you can't make napalm, xenobotany plants cannot produce the aluminum needed, and neither can any regular plants. However if you could produce napalm plants my face would be pic related.

All of you, look at this issue, which should also be pushed, to see what chemicals you can get from xenobio, the chance to get them, and why there should be more.

>https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/8719
>https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/8719
>https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/8719

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>>135516890
Consider learning to code you useless fuck. Everyone has ideas.

>>135516890
If anything xenobotany chemicals should be obtainable other than by ordering exotic seeds.

Can they even be obtained through random mutations ?

Space lube is gods gift to spessman

>>135517224

Some of those are bug reports such as the stormtrooper one (I fired a gun POINT BLANK and it missed) and the abliative saying it deflected a shot but getting me stunned anyways (the taser shot was checked twice from a single shot)

Some of them like meth on xenos would be copypaste code from monkeys.

Most of my ideas, like a genetic power giving you pain immunity, are very simple to code. How hard is it to be immune to pain? Hell even diona's are immune to pain by their race, so pain immunity already exist so why not make it a power?

Other things, such as new recipes for food and requesting more chemicals is literally just typing adding said chemical the same way, you don't need to write any new form of coding to do it.


Also I've been trying to learn other forms of code, but my demotivation has stopped me from my spare time game design. Hell I don't even play space anymore, just usually throw ideas out to improve others experiences.

i want more sec toys, any ideas?

there needs to be some kind of spess tear gas for riot control and cult rekting

>>135517537

What are you going on about my man? There is a huge list of chemicals you can produce from xenobotany that you can also produce elsewhere. Out of that entire list only ONE can only be obtained from xenobotany, and that is peridaxon, a very powerful and rare chemical.

Oh wait, you can also get peridaxon from borers, but you just can't create it in a storable way. That aside, peridaxon is the only xenobotany exclusive chemical.

If you really want to stretch though, you can say you can only obtain liquid plasma from xenobotany, but you can get that just from grinding plasma, which is very available and usually not in high demand since we usually have excess plasma laying around every round.

>>135517976
The lawbringer is the only toy you need

laser
LASER

>>135517976
Adding tear gas is as simple as copying an entry and changing two lines to capsican. I didn't find a good balance point for it and dropped it though.

Plus the truth is the people you intend on wrecking will be wearing gas masks, and security likely as not will not be.

>>135518085
I mean having the plant produce them.

As in, to get peridaxon, as far as I know, you HAVE to order exotic seeds and hope to get lucky, you can't mutate a plant into producing some. If for instance I wanted a plant to produce mercury, I'd have to get lucky with exotic seeds, rather than mutating a plant until it starts producing some.

I don't know if that's currently the case, that's what I'm asking.

Can I make plants that emit space lube gas?

>>135518165
Some of the ammo types needs more ammo in my opinion.

>>135518545
8 stuns, 8 lasers, 8 machine gun volleys and 8 GRENADES

>>135516073
>i am not troll
So dumbass with xboxhueg ego?

>>135518691
More like 8 stuns, 8laser, 8 rapid fire, 10 flare, and 5 hi-ex

>>135519102
I forgot about flares
But the round the lawbringer appeared in my office for dealing with a wild sec ride as warden was amazing

boss of this gym definitely says "leatherman"

>>135518319

I would agree with you on the you have to order exotic seeds, but you're completely wrong about having to be 'lucky'. Look in the issue I posted about adding more chemicals, and see the numbers. Peridaxon is actually very common, the most common even with a score of 200 tied with rezadone, and you are likely to get it with just one exotic seed crate.

However I must ask, is there a list of chemicals you can mutate a plant to produce? If so please link in the code where, I'd LOVE to see it.

I wrote another book on waifus. Hippie exclusive. Fuck the character limit. I had to condense this like fuck.

When I speak of waifuism, I am referring to a distinct brand of the waifu class, that of a unique character constructed and controlled by another human being, not of a detached character that exists only as a story element. In more specific terms, a player's IC character in SS13 can be a waifu. A waifu's role is to act as a surrogate by covering for the man's lack of romance and intimacy in real life. This functionality works both ways and can extend to the waifu herself if she suffers the same affliction. There are two desirable ends that waifuism intends to bring about: That of ERP, or a replacement of the present relationship with a tangible real life one. ERP is a simulated sexual act done using words, the purpose of which is to relieve built up sexual tension from the waifu period. A replacement would be the exchange of out of game contact info, a courting of the OOC person, and a meeting in real life. Most fail to meet any goals before the waifu relationship dies, which ends in heartache.

1.PLEASE DO NOT THROW IEDS AT WELDER BOMBS ON THE FIRST DAY OF PLAYING THIS IS HOW YOU GET WARNINGS AND SUSPECTED OF BAN EVASION AND NOW WE HAVE TO WATCH YOU AND WE REALLY WOULD RATHER BE PLAYING REALLY BAD OGGS THAT HONESTLY WE SHOULD BE BANNED FOR, NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND BUT I SUPPOSE THAT'S THE WAY THE WORLD WORKS SO PLEASE NEVER EVER THROW IEDS AT WELDER TANKS WHETHER THEY ARE IN THE SHOWER OR NOT. by probe1 (Armin) on Wed, March 16th of 2016


2.


3.Kind of a dunce nozzle if you ask me. Not memeing. by SerWind (Meek Canadmin) on Thu, March 17th of 2016


4.


5.Banned from Syndicate - Suicided as cult and logged off. Explain yourself on the forums if you feel like playing antag again. by Adminbot (Friendly Robot) on Thu, March 17th of 2016


6.


7.Turns out he is (was) super super new at the time of the last two notes FEEL FREE TO IGNORE EM. by serwind (Meek Canadmin) on Thu, March 17th of 2016 Remove

>>135521272
holy shit
you are the truck pump from barkley shuit up and jam gaiden
can i save my progress in this vidcon

Sorry chaplain that I shot. Didn't know you were the chaplain. The robes didn't help.

Didn't see you trying to give me holy water and thought you were going to do something horrible to me for saying I resisted the conversion.

Lisa Rocker fucks exhaust pipes.
He's got the HIV too. Non-bugchasers beware.

>>135517976
Taser shotgun

>>135522314
Thanks for reminding me to do something I meant to yesterday.

>>135522496
Well that's fine, i'm changing name and appearance next round anyway.

>>135522486
It's all good.

>>135522738
w-what are youg onna do

>>135522868
I'm going to give him a two day ban for a recent shenanigan.

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>>135522738
God dammit

>>135522947
WHO IS HIM

IS IT ME PROBE? WHAT DID I DO ;-;

>>135523342
ur a faget

>>135523342
If you expect to be a real shitmin you must figure out which of these is really me.

>>135523342
ur BANND kiddo

>>135523450
>>135523582
probe1 is pure, P U R E!

D-did it work?

>>135523843
You'll get it eventually.

>>135523843
fuck off dude you're an embarassment

>>135523843
Yes.
Now open your inviting mouth, I've got a reward for you.
It's a deadmin request you living mememin.

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>tg

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I liked slimes before it was cool

>>135524680
thats the attitude thats led to a lot of evil over the years.

somethings shit and no one likes it but the few people who powered through feel like they own it.

>>135524680
I liked slimes when they were still metroids.

>>135525921
bring them home

>>135524680
Yeah? Well I liked slimes when ss13 didn't even exist and I just read about them on fantasy books.

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>>135524680
I've likely jacked off to slimes before you thought they were cool. As for ss13, Im well off in playing xenobio. Also nice stretched image, here's the original from /mcg/.

i really wanted to cuddle

>>135528584
with julia

Im fucking losing it jesus christ

>>135528808
maybe

>>135528808
>>135529120
No one actually wants to fuck you Morena, not even Shiggy.

>>135524680
GOOGIRLS WHEN?

>These threads just get worse and worse
Pure hilarity

Who was that AI that did that "only spoke in french" gimmick.

It was a little ham fisted but I enjoyed abusing google translate to speak with you. It was comfy and I want to do it again.

>>135522582
There are already stunshells

>>135529498
We got them already, green slimes make slume toxin, ever see a pill named slime pill? Swallow that fucker its likely to be slime tox, because chem doesnt produce slime pills or names anything that so they are safe 99% of the time. Now if only there was a way to mass produce slime toxin or just the same chemical over and over without having to breed slimes for it. You can also ask xenobio and in general they can have slime tox 40 mins in if they are of average skill.

>>135529225
this clearly says cuddle

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>Accidentally hit observe one round
>Decide fuck it and try out polaris while the round resolves
>It's fucking extended
>Decide to inject some fun into the round by being Frank Underwood level dramatic tyrant, combined with incompetant middle manager
>Forbid in-department relationships to avoid scandal, report the HoP for being a pervert and not wearing shoes
>Scientist starts talking about marxism on the radio
>Call them into my office and go full Frank Underwood on them
>This devolves into everybody freaking out and me getting bolted in my office
>Detective and HoS eventually walk in and shoot me and arrest me
>People now calling me crazy, decide to roll with it
>Devise a plan to trick security to coming into perma by threatening suicide and then slipping them so I have a hostage
>End up in solitary
>about to go braindead because I want to go to bed already
>Get bwoinked by a moderator
>Get told off that my kind of roleplay isn't the right kind, also that only antagonists are allowed to think about suicide
>end up with a warning because I promise not to do it again
Seriously? Fuck HRP servers. It would be one thing if you let people be Kojima-levels of dramatic, that has the potential to be insanely interesting, but you force people into boxes to be completely mundane unless they are antagonists? I'm sorry what's the appeal of that? The game basically turns into a god damned chatroom full of awkward 12 year olds. I saw a fucking roboticist kiss a chicken raptor and talk in baby talk to it, oh that cringey shit is okay. But a corporate executive laying down the law on person spreading anti-corporate ideology is bad?

Wew. Fucking. Lad. Makes me want to start an HRP server with my rules, and ban all the boring shitters who want to use the game as a slightly interactive IRC channel.

>>135530345
No one wants to even get near you. You're tainted used filth by our server's scummiest member.

>>135530497
but how can someone be used filth if >>135529225 is true?

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>>135530398
>only antagonists are allowed to think about suicide
Why did they break away from bay again? Were the rules not strict enough for these people or what

>>135531041
Because after fucking you once he realized what an enormous mistake you were.
You ruined his reputation on this server, and I hope you feel good about what you have done to him.

>>135530398
Thats HRP for you. You start off with the noble intention of making an environment for roleplayers. Then you get bogged down by "WELL THATS NOT MY WAY OF RP".

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>>135528253
Jokes on you, i made that
I stretched out the unhappy because all the other 4chin "zoomed-in-thing-with-text-underneath-it" didn't look like that and i didn't want my dank memes to be made fun of

>>135531683
we are in the presence of a meme master

I believe morena is the only female that plays on the server.

Every other person is male

>>135531683
You have killed me with your meme, I am dead.

>>135531843
shit nigger i can prove that bullshit in the admins alone, not to mention the entire regular playerbase

>>135532283
Proofs.

Post proofs.

>>135531843
completely correct

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>>135530398
>marxists willingly working for an unethical multi-galactic corporation
>spread seditious ideology in public expecting no recourse from their employer
>can call the police when their boss disciplines them for disrupting the workplace
>"heavy roleplay"

>>135531843
Yep, pretty much

>>135532283
>>135532345
fuck i forgot to take my shitposting name off
soca you retard

>>135532467
Whats a tulpa

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>>135532595
A fun experiment that shows you the power of the human mind. Try it for yourself.

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>>135532472
too bad, I'm busy freeing the good dwarves of the enchanted planet from goblin tyranny and you have to be me for the rest of the day.

>>135532671
is this like when mlp fags pretend mlp is real

>>135532595
Self inflicted schizophrenia

>>135532778
There's a tulpa 'general' thread on /trash/, go read it and be entertained.

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>Changeling informant.

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>>135532816
>>135532942
>>>/trash/1896031
This is some grade A unadulterated insanity instead of the usual bullshit normies post on /v/eddit.

This is like a fine bouquet of lunacy.

>>135533326
why would sec not gun him down right away, the only way he'd have that information is by being a changeling

>>135531226
Ok

>>135533403
I know this anon, and now I raise you a cup of bleach not only for you but for all, as we drink the night away to forget this.

>'OH FUCK BORGS ARE ROGUE'
>Limbless MD is brought to robotics as the RD locks down the borgs and I make sure the AI can't unlock them
>AIs on Sharia law, perfect
>Give the man robotic limbs, lungs, and eyes
>Now paranoid that the AI and their now unlocked borgs will be after us, after they notice me putting the infidels limbs back on
>Bust through to engineering via some IDs, he grabs an atmos hardsuit, I grab the CEs hardsuit that just happened to be there
>Toss him into space because he's the most in danger right now and needs to get away from the station sharp, I drift, try to talk to my pAI who I think went braindead
>Get home safe

Zax, I didn't see you on the shuttle back, did you make it?

>>135531226
>ruined his reputation

Shiggy already ruined his reputation on his own, Morena just got him banned.

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>>135533883
>>AIs on Sharia law, perfect

Where is celt? I need to bully him about his people needing direct intervention from God via a Saint in order to deal with a few reptiles.

>>135534302
>they spent their divine intervention token on getting rid of snakes instead of getting rid of the English
fools.

>>135534423
More like they didn't get rid of all the snakes.
This is what happens when you trust a Welshman.

>>135533403
I've never experimented with crazy psycho shit like tulpas, but I do have lucid dreams. The ones you can control.

I got a trigger for it, a clock. When I stare at the time and realize the time's wrong, everything freezes for a few seconds, people paused, the whole deal, and then it resumes again after 20 seconds. From there, I'm in control of my dream, in real time.

Basically, it just becomes Gmod, where I spawn in a bunch of people and things I want to see interact with each other, and watch them just do their thing, according to some sort of script. I guess their script, dialogue, and behavior are all just drawn from my experiences with those people and things.

It's just a problem when the lucid dreams come when I really want to sleep. Instead of taking mental effort to have sandbox dream mode, I stare at a wall in my dream until I'm bored enough to wake up. Sometimes I just want to sleep.
Having those powerful lucid dreams almost at will every 4-5 days feels bad, man.

I need some SS13 assets for a Unity project, how can I get them? I need naked man sprites, plus a lot of other things i'll add later

Can't find any links on GitHub and OP says nothing

>>135535438
>unity
Love all these one-man 'porting SS13 out of byond into an equally shitty engine' projects

>>135535438
get the code from github, sprites are in there as well.

>>135535438
It's all on github

>Naked player sprites
>Icons - > Mob -> Human.dmi (Has male, female, fat, husk, and horror form sprites, along with deformation and underwear)

You name it, I'll locate it for you

>>135535581
I'm not porting anything friendo. I'm studying programming and I need sprites for a tile-based project.

Also, if you consider Unity a shitty engine, it proves you know literally nothing about game-making.

>>135535724
I'm not that guy, and it is.

>>135535712
Great, thanks senpai. I already found some other useful sprites (i'm not going to add complex things now, i'll start with the basic like walls, floors and shit), so I don't think I'll need anything else now, but thanks again.

>build sme
>get 100mw
>build it again
>get 40mw
;_;

>>135536975

Somebody didn't chill their plasma.

favourite memer in ooc?

solariousgabriella or nigglywiggly

Speaking of females. I have suspicions DragonBro is a female.

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>>135538596
setting aside that i've heard his voice before; why?

>>135538596
Any other players you suspect are most likely female?
I sure hope I'm not on the list.

>>135533883
Zax was a COMPLETE shit in that round

He was cutting off peoples limbs without permission, he killed borers and was just a turd in general, didn't contribute to medbay at all

Surprised he didn't get bwoinked into the ground

>>135538934
I suspect Celt is a female as well.
>>135538742
Acts like a girl. Oh well.

>>135539146
heard his voice

>>135538596
reminder that elim is female

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>>135539146
>boiling down an entire gender into how a single person 'acts'

>>135539237
Okay tumblr

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swhAv9VcBWc
>plasmaman.wav.fmv.ogg

>>135539412
but.. that's exactly what tumblr does. they try to ignore the biological reality and say their gender is based on how they behave.

>>135539146
I hear celt talk on a regular basis, he's a man, though he IS a fuccboi

i can't sleep spessmen, what should i do?

>>135540268
pills

>>135539146
Im fairly certain amikawaii is a tranny if that counts

>>135540268
Kinda hard to sleep when your in a shitty suit

>>135540583
no

>>135540583
>>135539146
>>135538596
>all these nerds not in the metaclub

Why is don cheeto such a nice guy?

>>135536975

CHILL

THE

PLASMA

>>135541047
don cheeto pls

>>135494382
>the waifu meme is still getting pushed

Old and moldy.
How can some people be so repetitive and unimaginative?

>>135541335
don's a nice guy tho

husbando material too

>>135541359
By the way, been gone for months.
Did nex come crawling back, again?

goon serb when

>>135541459
any other nice guys that are husbando material?

>>135541660
not yet.

>>135541660
>>135541746
Depends on which time you left. He did come crawling back then left again

>>135541692
no

only womanizing assholes like patrick or obsessive twats like sergay

>>135517976
more implants

exploding knee implant

>>135542195
A pre-made chemical implant would be pretty nifty since the existing once are pretty easily beaten if you stuff your face with anti tox or something. Implant that explodes your heart.

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>>135518170
It should be a crime to go without a dehumanizing gasmask as security for the purposes of intimidation and fascion.

>>135542358
Implant that explodes your eyeballs

>>135542409
what if I don't want to be dehumanized

maybe i want people to see me as the friendly neighborhood man in red who most definitely won't beat their teeth in if he thinks he can get away with it

>>135517976
>>135542195
>>135542358
a defenestrative collar that magically magnetizes and smashes them through the nearest window/grille if they dare enter maint

>>135543194
What if the station gets near a radiation storm?

Slime update when?
I don't care what people say Hanako has ideas

>>135541359
waifufaggots were called degenerates for a good reason

>>135543557
He reaches a state of zugzwang.
He's forced to act, and can't stand idly by. All the choices in front of him put him at a major disadvantage.
Chess is fun!

>final shard kill-count before round end
>7 spessmen
Pretty good.

>My name is Doug.
>I'm a (skeletal) chaplain, I worship Death.
>Also I get traitor
>Buy an emag and emag the librarian's computer for her to get cool books
>Emag the jukebox
>Emag the candy machine
>Get called to Sec to help with a vampire
>Not a vampire
>Get asked about a search
>Show the emag, tell em I got it from my PDA (I did)
>Get brought to sec, put in the interview room
>Left alone for a while, waiting for the HoS.
>Alone, in a room, not buckled to a chair or handcuffed, with an emag and a PDA that I know the password to unlock
>HoS comes back and stuns me, cuffs me to chair
>Boring stuff happens, eventually get out of cuffs again and try to chat up Slate
>Slate's pretty friendly and all, he talks to the captain
>Captain apparently ordered for me to get borged.
>Borging is against my religion.
>Sec officer takes me down to Robotics, I ask if we can do it in Sec because robotics is really depressurized and stuff, he agrees
>After a whole lot of stalling and small talk from both of us, he finally lopped off my head
>Get borged, fat sec guy tells me that I need to announce that I am a shit borg
>Not on asimov so I don't do it
>End up launching from mass driver, make my way to DJ Sat
>Chill with some MoMMI's as the shuttle leaves for centcomm
I still don't know why the captain wanted me borged

>>135541047
>>135541459
>>135541692
>>135542063
am i gonna have to change my fucking name now

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I think I did pretty well as HoS there.

>>135544395
I know that feel

>>135544337

Captain here, all I was told was that you had an emag plus a cult tome and you were being a cunt.

Sorry, only heard one side of the story and didn't have time to listen to yours with all the station blowing up. I am a bad captain.

>>135517976
make it so you can attach NVGs to sec helmets

you can move them up and down like a welding mask and they don't take up the eye slot

>>135544758
>plus a cult tome
Yeah brah totally i bet that chaplain was a lead cultist.

>>135544758
>And you were being a cunt
Wha
I don't understand that.
I tried to be super friendly
Huh.

Well it's not like it's your fault if you had other stuff you were dealing with at the time, besides, just claim it's RP because you were playing as an old man!

>>135530398
i swear, baybies are much bigger cancer than your generic greytide faggot

>>135545040

Didn't know he was the Chaplain, as I said, I was told some guy had an Emag and cult tome.

>>135545053

Yeah sorry, at one point I did walk over and ask what you were in for, because you were strapped to the chair.

Unfortunately I was called over headset by the HoP or HoS to investigate a fax.

>>135544395
Former whateverfag here.
Don't care about the thread.
Just play the game.
They're just messing with you so you act out like this.
They think it's cute.
CUTE!
And they prey on that cuteness and turn it into weakness to get under your skin.
So just don't even look at the thread.
Play the game.
Stop reading this.
Close your tab.
Play.

>>135545307
It's been a while since I've read something and the first emotion that hits me is being annoyed.

>>135544309
how?!

>>135546617
Some of us purposely did it for kicks.
At least, I did.

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https://www.reddit.com/r/spacestation14_1/comments/4auoyn/about_the_game/
Look, yet another remake
Looks pretty bad and i bet it have worse perfomance than ss13 on byond

>>135540583
I just play a girl in a videogame.
This does not make me a tranny.

>morena will never love you

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>>135546982
>The game will be distributed through Steam, the system buy and play with a loyal price, this year.

>>135546982
>devolopers are ruskies
Smells like scam to me

>>135547106
according to this guy every second 'girl' is a tranny.

>>135546982
https://github.com/kremius/karya-valya

What about this?
Is it any good?

>>135546982
>trying to generate hype when they have literally nothing to show
>somehow they've already planned up to their Steam release

Nothing to see here, move along.

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>>135546982
>steam
>ruskie devoloper
>offical servers will have some shitty rating system
Three good reasons to not buy this piece of shit and pirate it incase it is intersting

>>135547135
i already love you

>>135547852
i'm not shiggy

>>135547504
dunno, looks like plain remake of original ss13 that unlike others actually devoloped

>>135547529
i am not geterating hype, you misunderstood me
i am just showing yet another attempt to clone ss13 that will fail

>>135535019
Lucid dreaming a best.
>practiced it ever since highs school.
>hardly experienced it all.
>move out of home because duh, I grew up.
>for the next 5 years, been triggering lucid dreams like fucking every other night because I keep on noticing I'm in my childhood home even though I now live half a nation away from my home state.

Totally baller going essentially god mode every other week.

>>135548140
Reread what he said, he wasn't talking about you, he was talking about them.

>>135547945
doesn't matter, just talk to me and be nice, then we will be friends

>>135544448
Is this what happened to my two golems that I sent to the shuttle, they said they didnt make it, but wow, thats overkill.

>>135533889
Banned AND deadminned.

>>135533780
>the sound of bitter and thin denial

>>135541047
>work in science a lot.
>each someone how to work telesci and the cmc.
>at round end he asks "why is everyone in science so nice?"
>everyone trips over themselves to say "because of Don cheeto's aura of niceness"
>Nobody even mentions me or the robotic ost that also showed the guy a few tricks.
>Don wasn't even in science that round.
>tfw don't even have a reaction image for this bullshit.

Nothing like having your good deeds.attributed to someone else.

>>135547529
Well if they put effort into making a demo or something, nobody would care
Look what happened to primulus

>>135548457
if that's how someone gets to be friends with you does that mean i have to be a dick to you to get in your pants

why will you cuddle an asshole but not someone who's nice to you

>>135549389
i'm teasing him to annoy him on purpose, just generally interact with me and invite me to do things you nerd.

WHO IS DOING THIS

WHOOOOOOOOOOO

>>135550191
So desperate for attention now that Shiggy is kicking you to the curb, huh?

>>135550397
he isn't doing that, and I want to make friends

>>135550562
>morena was a mistake
t. shiggy

>>135544448
>I survived because I was inside a locker and started trying to rebuild the shuttle
Good times.

>>135550562
Are you going to get them banned from the server as well?
I know how much you love to send your friends lewd PDA messages about how you wish you could fuck them.

>>135550562
While it's admirable that you're taking the steps that shiggy never does (like actually trying to go beyond waifushit), don't delude yourself; He thinks you were a mistake; he doesn't want you anymore. He is, quite frankly, tired of you and all the shit he's gotten himself into because of you. I'm not trying to insult you, I'm just saying; he's preparing to dump you like every other waifu he's ever had, because that's what he does; takes someone, uses them for what he wants, and then throws them out when he gets tired of them.

My advice? Stop while you can, kick -him- to the curb, and let all this sink into the past.

>>135547504
It has no game modes or content. It's basically a stand alone SS13 shell.

Anything implemented from baystation?

>>135551314
We should implement their cargo tug. That'd be fucking awesome.

>>135546982
I'm almost tempted to make a leddit account so I can go in and laugh at this one like all the others.

>>135550746
memes
>>135550840
>>135550843
you are all misunderstanding mine and shiggys relationship wholehearted. We are both tired of most of the shit being thrown around, because most of you aren't funny original. I am his friend, he is my friend, and what we rant is friendship. I have scalded him on the mistakes and made him think about what he did to others, In the end, I do not care if he leaves me high and dry, because I know, in my heart, I am a lot more capable to do so myself. You cannot break a heart of stone.

>>135551943
Keep thinking that, Morena. Keep on thinking that.

>>135551943
how does it feel to know your scalding falls on deaf ears

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WHY IS THIS THREAD SUDDENLY BECOME A VISIT TO MY COUSIN'S, LISTENING TO THOSE CUNTS BITCHING AT EACHOTHER

>>135551943
> because I know, in my heart, I am a lot more capable to do so myself.
Honey, don't delude yourself. You are bottom of the barrel and only Shiggy would scrape you up for a quick fuck to toss you back down there.
You're not even worth Sergei's attention, and he will flirt with anyone.

>>135552445
he's had moments of clairty, I hope he is figuring out what really need to be done, He has longterm plans, but whether the shortterm ones will allow them to take off is anyones game.

What a cool thread we are having today. Everyone is talking about Getto Rusky Scam 13. People are taking about cool stuff from the round and admin bus stuff.
This is how spess should be

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why is this happening please go away holy fuck

>>135552874
Oh I know I am trash, but if shiggy is doing this for something 'quick', then he's sure wasting time because there has been nothing.

CARGO TUG

C A R G O T U G

IMAGINE THE USES

CARGO MIGHT ACTUALLY DELIVER SHIT

IMAGINE THE UPS GIMMICKS

IMAGINE THE PEOPLE MAKING YOU SIGN FOR YOUR PACKAGES BEFORE THEY LET YOU TAKE THEM OFF THE TUG

ADD

C A R G O T U G

NEW COMBAT SYSTEM W H E N

REMEMBER THE BASICS OF MEME CUE MEME

>>135553291
>there has been nothing.
that's not what he says, darling

SHIGGY IS
B O R I N G
O
I
N
G

>>135553291
Can you just... Please not?
Everyone is tired of it and those who keep on saying shit will stop in time.
Just stop fucking posting please. Talk about the game or something

>>135553302
You fucking stop that bonk

>>135553971
Hell no. Cargo train > Waifufaggotry posting.

Literal trailer trash tier gossip memes
TALK ABOUT THE GAME AND NOT SHIG

>>135553781
HANAKO IS
C U T E
U
T
E

>>135554153
We should talk about ways to get more people to play sec.

Or maybe ways to make mining less boring.

>>135554240
Would you please shut the fuck up? The time for waifuposting is over.

Oh wait the only people who shig pig post ARE FUKKIN BANNED LMAO
That's why they don't talk about the game, they can't even play
You can scratch at the window all you want, you're not getting back in

Post Ideas for more easter-egg / randomly spaming asteriods in space. Maybe they will get coded

Here's mine: an abandonded telecomms station, where the rooms are filled with monkeys on typewriters, monkeys manning the directories. Sort of like that Simpsons episode. Not really a challenge thing, but it's easter-egg like and we could add a cool outfit or somethong these.

>>135554240
Can we not? Some other time sure. But at the moment we are so close to actually having the thread in balance. Just this one time. For the first time in weeks

>>135554336
All the people with balls to don the red play antag, so they don't get banned
It takes a special kind of person to main sec

>>135554473
Hanako is this fucking tired of Shigposting that she is trying to reason with waifufags. What have you people fucking done man?

>>135554456
>Maybe they will get coded
lol

>>135554740
that isn't hanako fagface

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>>135554456
A Slylandro probe

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All this waifushit is why i haven't played the game in two months.

>>135555153
I support this

t. notprobe1

Get pooped on CMO

>>135555583
i miss you senaat.

I think we need to start doing more forced random appearance rounds

t. badmin

>>135555740
n-no

>>135555153
We come in peace

>>135555583
Ignore it dummy

>>135555740
>random apperance

no

I'm okay with randomname but random appearance is just terrible.

>>135555770
The waifu age is over, faggot.

Bannarok is here.

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>>135555583
You should already know that the game isn't like the thread at all
Come back bb

>>135555740
It would be interesting to watch meta shitters struggle to find their friends as they're forced to interact with other human beings

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why couldnt i install apc,sound system and air alarm in my not so cozy plasma cooler ?
Do I need the station blueprints or something?

>>135553302
you should totally be able to emag the cargo tug and turn it into a killing machine
this playing if you do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AWBf0hbeMU

>>135555780
We come in peace

>>135555928
The only thing where the thread is exactly the same as the game is the part where everyone says Sawbones is a shitter and where Sawbones is actually a shitter

>>135555949
>Do I need the station blueprints or something
Yes

>>135555928
>tfw was playing Raidou earlier today
>thought about you

I do miss a bunch of people, including you, Caleigh. Maybe i should come back.

>>135556082
He's the friggen sawbones though.

>tfw I failed my trash SME
;_; Also fuck, can't find my previous setup on the archives ;_;

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>decide to do cozy xenobio before it is changed
>make my slimes, keep the operation small
>try to get a borer, it goes AWOL and i ask nevill to fax centcom for more
>eventually a borer comes and lays an egg for me
>hatches and we hang out
>get killed by slimes because i am a scrub
>when i get back another scientist has the clown in a cage
>decide to study it, make him a cluwne friend named silly billy
>feed him a monkey
>eventually the clown escapes
>put the cluwne out of his misery in the borer birthing room
>decide to make a zoo with gold slime creatures
>manage to cage up satan's skeleton and a creature before the shuttle arrives

Sorry clown, i thought you were having a good time, i would have let you out if you asked.

>>135556076
We come in peace

>>135556082
It gets funnier every time the friggen sawbones talks to hanako
she asks him why is he even alive every time he tries

>>135555935
people like sawbones are immediately recognizable so this doesn't happen, it usually ends up with people going braindead because they didn't get an antag role with a name noone can associate to shitter behaviour.

>>135555793
It's hard to do so when it eats up half the thread.

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>tfw scared to add NewCops to antag preferences cause all I hear is them being stomped because they don't know how to NukeOps

>>135557580
>tfw nukecops is the only antag I'm not afraid to enable because it gives me muh guns and they're the only thing I'm adequate with

All those years of sec paid off.

Hold the fuck on. Stop the race wars. We've all after the wrong race this entire fucking time. Hear me out on this.

It's not the Vox we're after, it's the Asians we should be fighting.

All this waifufaggotry. Their fault.
You know what you got to do to make /vg/station great again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBDntY7mW5c

>>135557171
ignore the thread

>>135557580
Just do it. The only way we get good newcops is by having shitty newcops every once in a while; that's how you learn what not to do.

>>135556415
We come in peace

>>135557580
The only way to win nuke is to rush the disk with an emag before your teammates even have time to leave the ship and fuck everything up

>>135557716
I miss this kind of propaganda.

>>135557716
Does it count if the Asian is actually British?

t. totally not deadpoo

>deadmin is actually de-admin
readmin makes a lot more sense now

>>135558657
You should never be Admin.