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bunch of lazy fucks
Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike
>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org
>Wiki
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page
>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net
>Game Mechanic Info
Money System: http://i.imgur.com/dp4ZIQ0.jpg
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://i.imgur.com/gctfTNd.png
https://i.imgur.com/rriiaoz.jpg
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
Config Tool: http://csgohelp.com/autoexec
Crosshair: http://csgohelp.com/crosshair
HUD: http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://livestreamer.readthedocs.org/en/latest
Livestreamer Guide: https://i.imgur.com/zgMc3iu.jpg
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>How to git gud
Do this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs [Embed]
Watch this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUgKRtAJqwU [Embed]
>Useful websites and maps/How to practice
Read and watch everything here: http://pastebin.com/zTwcpC1q
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dunk yourself
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Why the fuck dont they just play on CRT monitors if they're going to use 4:3?
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>bb
>wa
>gg
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I go hard in the muhfuckin paint nigga
Leave you stankin nigga
What the fuck you thinkin nigga
I won't die for this shit or what the fuck I say (Brick Squad)
Front yard broad day with da SK (ba ba ba ba ba ba bow)
See Gucci, that's my mothafuckin nigga
I hang in the Dale with dem hit squad killers
Waka Flocka Flame one hood ass nigga
Ridin real slow bendin corners my nigga
Gotta main bitch (And) gotta mistress (what Else)
A couple girlfriends, I'm so hood rich
Keep my dick hard, and keep me smoking
You'll get bills free shawty no jokin
Ey what I stand for? Flocka! (Brick Squad)
I'm a die for this shawty man I swear to god
In the trap with some killers and some hood niggas (Whassup)
Where you at? Where your trap? You ain't hood, nigga
Keep this shit 300, put that shit on my hood
Crips fuckin with me, G's and the Vice Lords (Brrrrrrrret)
Eses in the Meeko freestyle off da dome
Brick Sqaud Waka Flocka Flame it's fuckin on!
I go hard in the muhfuckin paint nigga
Leave you stankin nigga
What the fuck you thinkin nigga
I won't die for this shit or what the fuck I say (Brick Squad)
Front yard broad day with da SK (ba ba ba ba ba ba bow)
See Gucci, that's my mothafuckin nigga
I hang in the Dale with dem hit squad killers
Waka Flocka Flame one hood ass nigga
Ridin real slow bendin corners my nigga
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envy is just so unironically lucky
its actually disgusting
>lol let me just rush you while you have a nade out again and again and again
>lol let me just rush you while you jump up window
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cute /csgog/ bf's!!
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>it's a harley quinn OP
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>>128776203
>>128776253
ty senpai
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FUCK I MISSED THE GET
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NaVi can look so fucking retarded when they are not playing well
It's kind of weird because for example when TQM choke they are just underwhelming and stuff but when NaVi is playing subpar they do shit that leaves you with mouth open and going "what the fuck?!"
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>not cucking the dota thread
are you even high test??
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>>128776402
I've never made a thread before. I hope I didn't fuck it up.
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why do both of the cs go help links in the OP dont work?
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>navi losing in their homeland
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>>128776471
I was about to make a thread don't ever fucking make a thread without asking again
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>harvey thread
can you fuck off?
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>>128776314
because they need the eizo sponsorship so that good goys can buy $500 screens
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MOE DURING KNIFE ROUNDS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaXm1yuJ_Gw
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>>128776471
>harvey piggu OP
kinda
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>>128776519
At least they aren't losing in front of a crowd. Thank you curfew-sama.
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NAVI
SLAV MAGIC
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>>128776427
It's mostly Flamie and Guardian
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Sitting so close isn't good for their eyes
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>>128776505
we havent updated our op since 2013
we tried to update it but we have an autist who reverts any changes back to the old op lol
so many links in our op are shitty and outdated, nobody should read it
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>>128776471
You made a harvey thread you dumb nigger
literal ban material
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>>128776519
>ukrainian team
>playing in belaruse
burgers
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>>128776663
nice myth senpai
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>>128776361
>trap
>not drill
baka desu senpai, thats not even gucciabama please free my nigga gucci
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>literal autists who think arms race isn't shit
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>look at their heich pee!
what did he mean by this?
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>>128776624
nah zeus brainfarts a lot too
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>>128776663
its for the immersion
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>>128776698
Enjoy your nearsightedness
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>>128776748
>playing anything other than 64tick mm
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>>128776672
>>128776671
>>128776549
I just copy and paste. No one reads that gay shit anyway.
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seeing nv get analed makes me hard boys
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>>128776803
what other common myths do you believe in, maybe that reading in the dark is also damaging to the eyes?
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If nv wins, our guys lose. If navi wins, our guys win.
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>>128776505
harvey nigger keeps making threads at 100 replies early with the old OP
tried numerous times and gave up
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>>128776775
i think hp is some kinda britfag sauce
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>>128776926
Are you saying literally nothing can strain your eyes?
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>pros jump with the deagle and dont reset it
it always surprises me how little pros know about this game
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>>128776958
HP is fucking delicious don't talk shit about it
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>cbble is ct sided
nice meme
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>>128777013
makes me shudder, hoping no one peeks at that time
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>>128777080
no one said this
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>>128776981
strain and permament damage are 2 different things senpai
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>>128776981
straining your eyes doesn't lead to your vision getting worse permanently
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>>128777118
i did
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Right, starring at the sun all day won't affect your vision any
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>>128777118
>
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>>128777186
me too thanks
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>7 rounds in a row from Na'Vi
NV FUCKING PLEASE. LET ME WIN A FUCKING BET FOR ONCE.
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kennySHIT choking on cobble? it's cologne all over again isn't it
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>>128777325
>betting against crowd advantage
laughingsemmlers.jpg
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>>128777354
le crying face man choking again?
yes
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>>128777264
The sun is far away so you won't get shortsighted from staring at the sun.
>>128777325
How much?
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>>128777325
i hope NaVi wins so that fnatic will play them and then win
i've got a big bet on fnatic winning the whole tournament
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>Betting
Umm degeneretards?
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does thorin play this game?
whats his rank?
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envy with the perfect timings as always
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>>128777419
Only $10, but I've lost like $400 these past few months. I wanna start building an inventory again. I've had to use my in-game skins to bet.
>>128777468
I also hope Fnatic wins, but I think NV vs Fnatic would make a more fun finale.
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i was just in a dm with lex ama
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>>128777586
yeah maybe more fun but im more confident in fnatic beating NaVi than nV
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>>128777614
i just played a mm game with kennys on 3 different accounts, 2 with me and 1 against
ama
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>>128777586
nv vs fnatic is stale, navi beating the new&shit fnatic would be far more entertaining
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>>128777553
He once said that the lowest rank he was on was MGE
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>>128777710
that's not a question
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I'm in a game with guardian right now ama
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>>128777586
>Only $10, but I've lost like $400 these past few months.
Kaiji-san, it's time to stop.
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>>128777553
i heard him say once that he got placed in double AK when he first started and since he doesnt tell people NO IM GLOBAL ELITE YOU LITTLE CUNT HE HE, he is probably between MGE and supreme.
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im thorin
ama
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>He opens crates
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>>128777886
fuck me daddy
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if i could make love to this gun i would make tender love to them every night and tell them how special they are to me
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>>128777553
>>128777823
thorin was lem pre welfare ranks so hes probably around there now and was global during welfare, if he played mm which he might not have
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have u guys made a meme of those hoverboard cameramen yet
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>>128777886
lmao aggravated assault amirite?
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>>128777906
>>/tf2g
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>>128777920
not question
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>>128777586
>more fun finale.
this is why i stopped betting "seriously". Last match i wouldve bet on FNC but still wanted LG to win, shit was always lose/lose.
now i just bet 5 bucks on whoever i want to win and have le fun.
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>>128777970
nys nahaz
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>>128777982
Oh sorry
*Casesthey're totally different things!
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>>128777820
No, I will climb out of my hole of despair. I've done it before.
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>>128777957
considering how there has never been a post in reddit or anywhere else about someone being in same game as him i suppose his account has nothing indicating it's him
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>>128777823
>he got placed in double AK
i got placed in silver 1 when i started...
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>>128778107
literally mentally retarded
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>>128777906
opened 320 euro knife on my 4th ever
well worth it imo lads :^)
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>>128778054
his account is known
https://play.esea.net/users/3276
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197960575632
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>>128778107
how
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>>128778141
Bullying is bad.
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the booths look sick though senpai
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>>128778189
look at the pic he posted
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Why don't they put the stat track on the M4s charging handle?
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>navi 4-10
>go to toilet
>suddenly navi 13-11
wtf happened?
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>>128778286
dumb anime
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>>128778141
dont bully me...
>>128778189
cs go was my first fps game
im not used to playing with a mouse
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>>128778272
Yeah he probably only watches entry tier anime.
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>>128778291
slav magic
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i fucking love this word filter btw, reading cu ck and fa m is literally physically disgusting me.
senpai and desu are fine memes tho.
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>>128778291
navi won 9 rounds and envy one
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>>128778186
hes never played a PUG on that ESEA acc
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>>128778336
yeah i bet youre used to playing with this *unzips*
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Jay Dubs was right
NaVi will win
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>>128778336
kill yourself anime human garbage
hold your face against a stove and turn the heat to high
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>>128778291
They had to take a break to pray towards mecca, but didn't pause the game
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>france
ayyyy
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>>128778468
Please no bullying.
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>>128778291
The best part is that the 5 ct.rounds by navi was literally Guardian with his awp.
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>analdesk faggots not believing in slavs
rip thorin
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>>128778336
Don't worry mr anime. I started as a silver too. At that point I averaged like 20 fps in CS and got to MG ranks before I upgraded my PC :^)
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>>128778517
wtf am I watching
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>>128778503
anime I will push your face into the dirt and spit in your mouth
I will punch your spine and kick your thighs
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>not going medium on slavi at slavladder
>betting on frenchcucks
lmao
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>>128778619
How mean :(
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>>128778442
w- whaat!?
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>that cameraman on that segway thing
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>>128778671
take a knife, and cut along your torso. then build the worlds largest hydraulic spatula and flip that fucking trash off the face of the planet and into the sun.
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>>128778689
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>>128778717
looks like a nice job 2bh
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>>128778717
it's a pretty good solution to get smooth camera movement
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>>128778717
he should get MVP of this tournament desu
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>>128778603
One of my first webms. It was at this point in time I said to myself, "wow, I'm really fucking good at this game. I bet some kids on /csgog/ could learn a thing or two from a hardcore gamer like me!"
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>>128778619
>spit in your mouth
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>Europeans are such weaklings they can't clap their hands together and have to use these dildos
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It's ogre!
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>>128778881
>>
skines
thanks for yours
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when are our guys vp and nip playing? tomorrow?
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BASED
FUCKING
NAVI
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anyone bet on nv here?
against slavs in slavladder?
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How did starix IGL make navi so much better?
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>>128779061
Get_Right will be playing my flute tomorrow.
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>>128778920
hehe epic post anon
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>>128779098
its not starix
they recently changed their positions (like 3 months ago)
plus they were always decent 4-7th in the world
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is guardian currently the best player?
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>this cringe tourney
holy shit gotards
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>>128779150
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>>128779079
>63%
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHA
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>>128779098
it's more about starix not being there playing than him being super good coach
he was holding NaVi back quite hard back when he still played, he is trash
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>>128778920
>Belarus
>Europe
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>>128779098
Well it probably helps with having an igl that doesnt rage.
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>>128779208
he has never not been the best player in csgo
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>>128779296
>Belarus, a landlocked country in Eastern Europe
>Eastern Europe
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>>128779208
Anyone denying it is just retarded
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>>128779306
>talking shit about zeus
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>>128779306
zeus and edward still argue a lot from what i've heard
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what the fuck is this faggot wearing
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>>128779456
he's british senpai
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isnt curfew soon
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>>128779505
soon tm
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>>128779438
flamie is apparently not a cool cookie either
guardian said he and zeus argued a lot yesterday when they played against tqm
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>CZeds
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>>128779405
don't sway me epic slav bro
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>>128779236
ah geez, why do people do this?
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Isn't there some way these eSports companies can gauge how many tickets and attendees they will get for their events?
Not only do they probably waste a load of money hiring a huge arena for a tournament, but it looks and feels like absolute shit when you've got 1000 seats and there's only 100 people in the crowd. Like what the fuck man just make it a smaller venue. A packed room with a smaller crowd always looks better than a 3/4 empty room with a larger crowd. Just look at DH Winter 2014. Something like that is so much better than the shit at this StarSeries tournament.
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>>128779541
seized is the only one that is chill and it's like he is a child listening to his parents fight
NaVi have kinda interesting team atmosphere in that sense, they flame each other a lot and so on but they still don't really tilt or choke like TQM for example
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>>128779554
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>he will never dominate your holes
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>>128779701
lmao
stupid faggot poster
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>>128779667
it actually look like they are better when they are raging
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What a faggot
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>>128779405
>>don't sway me epic slav bro
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>>128779405
don't sway me epic slav bro
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>>128779829
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Literally the most objectively and factually overrated player in the entirety of CS:GO
He's actually just plain shit. Hasn't played well in any meaningful game with Envyus. Hasn't even been good for like 9 months.
Proove me wrong
Protip:You can't
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>>128779789
is he wearing lipstick???????
GOTARDS???????????
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>cheating monkeys eliminated
>cheating frogs 1 map down
justice is being served
GO NAVI
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Today is World Autism Awareness Day so I'd like to make my esports world aware I have Asperger syndrome :) Hope it encourages others!
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>>128779667
edward looks pretty chill, am I wrong
when they threw away that inferno in the final against fnatic he was just playing with a ball and smiling while the others were raging
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>>128779881
smugzeus.png
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>>128779405
don't sway me epic slav bro
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>>128779789
>>128779905
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Stcsj9AEWOk
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>>128779905
They all have a shit-ton of make-up on. Thank Slavladder for that.
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>>128779868
>>128779963
yes. edward doesnt rage. he's been playing for 10 or more years so he is used to losing i guess or just level headed person
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>>128779963
yeah i guess he doesn't rage as much but he gets in arguments with zeus that zeus probably instigates
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>>128779547
getting triggered, americuck?
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>>128780016
>Forty Minutes
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>Be LEM, bottomfrag all the time so I derank
>be LE, bottomfrag all the time so I derank
>be DMG, bottomfrag all the time so I derank
Now I'm double ak47 with silver stars, and still bottom fragging. Should I just quit CSGO?
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>>128780165
youre so cute anon can we cuddle
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>>128780137
it's pretty interesting. Henry was a top source player when he was 15
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>>128780108
They are Czech guns. It's SEEZEEE
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>>128780165
>susan ashford
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>>128780257
no it's seezeta
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>>128780342
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>>128780342
Employees of the company say the correct way which I just posted
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>>128780257
>czechs pronounce c as see and z as zee
>american education
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>>128780437
NAvsEUCS.webm
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>>128780437
lmao what the fuck is this
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Counter Strike really is a shallow game
Just listen to these analysts desperately trying to fill 5 minutes of downtime with some boring shit about force buys and economy.
There really isn't much strategic depth to this game at all. Confirmed by the fact that pretty much all the top teams just wing it and either play scrimmy shit or the same old simple executes.
Doesn't help that the same maps are still being played competitively after 15 fucking years. What a joke.
dude dust 2 lmao
dude train lmao
dude cbble lmao
holy fucking shit could someone please inject some fucking fresh life into this boring as fuck game. at least give teams and players who are more strategically orientated a chance to use that part of their talent.
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>>128779701
i have no idea how he keeps getting analyst gigs.
that accent should make it absolutely impossible, its not like there is a shortage of people who would ramble about cs on stream for free money.
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>>128780484
28 seconds in, SEEZEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96R3qGaShoc
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>>128780194
meh, I should just quit
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>>128780565
sent ;)
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>>128780554
>not knowing based beetlejuice
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>>128780605
yeah, let's give the analyst spots to fucking americans and brits who are shit at CS instead of people who actually know their shit just because they speak english better
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>>128780453
in czech it's more like
Saa Zat
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>betting on envyus
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>>128780690
or we can cuddle and hold hands....
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>>128780554
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQrhHYs8Zs0
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I CAN'T GO ANOTHER SECOND WITHOUT KNOWING THE TASTE OF GUARDIANS COCK
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>>128780670
yeah because he's speaking fucking english not czech so he's trying to pronounce it the english way, how dumb are you?
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>>128780605
>actually know their shit
rofl
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>you will never drain guardians balls and then force feed his semen to pansy
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>this cringe shit
GOTARDS
AHAHAHAHHAHA
M Y
FUCKING
SIDES
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FOUR TIMES
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>>128780957
Right, so it's correctly ZEE and not ZED in English. Which the retarded faggy commentator doesn't seem to know
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>>128781006
GLAWKS
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>>128780565
>maps are still being played competitively after 15 fucking years.
at least we got more than one map unlike doter and league of lesbians
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>yuros are too busy being literally cucked by refugee muslim extremeists to learn how to say things properly
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>>128780864
>>128781093
my sides
>>
>that deep breath by guardian
he is so goddamn cute
>>
MY SKINES ARE SAFE
THANK YOU GOD OF THUNDER AND GUARDIAN OF SKINES
>>
Fucking frogs. This is gonna be a stomp for Na'Vi.
>>
>tfw silver 2
Should I kill myself?
>>
>>128781093
>>128780437
based fighting midget of /csgog/
>>
I WANT TO FUCKING CHOKE TO DEATH ON GUARDIAN
I WANT TO DROWN IN HIS SEMEN
>>
>>128781278
you should practice and get better instead
>>
>tfw making food and watching esports
ww@ based foodbros
>>
NIGGA JUST FORCE IT WILL WORK THIS TIME
>>
>>128781278
you should watch anime and get better instead
>>
I'd probably give Guardian a kiss on the lips if I ever saw him.
>>
GUARDIAN FUCK MY THROAT AND PAINT MY LUNGS IN COATS OF WHITE
>>
>>128781341
>>128781474
>>128781479
>Americans
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>>128781086
based 12 year old
>>
do the guys in navi speak the same language or do they communicate in english?
>>
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>>128781474
>>128781479
Why is /csgog so infested with faggots?
>>
>>128780437
>>128781093
this has to be fake
>>
>>128781590
yes
>>
LOL KENNY WITH THE FUCKING CHOKE
cry that one away kenny :)
>>
>>128781590
they speak slav, it's the same in like 12 countries
>>
>>128781661
Children like you can't understand ironic humor
>>
>>128781278
don't fall into anime addiction or you'll get worse
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>kennyS
>>
>kennys
>choking
pick fucking two
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>kenis
>>
KennyWhiff
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>kenis
>>
>KennyChoke
LMAO
>>
MEME S
>MEME S
MEME S
>MEME S
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>MEME S
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>MEME S
MEME S
>MEME S
MEME S
>MEME S
MEME S
>MEME S
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>>128781661
faggots have been in this thread longer than you've been in high school
>>
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>kennyS
>>
more like dummyS :P
>>
>>128781730
the only anime I watched was the shaman king when I was 7. I went through the edgy anime phase pretty fast
>>
post the webm of kennys crying
>>
I want Zeus to fuck me in my boypussy
>>
>>128781278
the first calibration game on my smurf was against silver 1's and they were surprisingly non-retarded
of course they were terrible at the game but they seemed like normal functioning human beings
>>
>>128781661
>liking fat cock
>gay
lmao
>>
x a x a
a
x
a
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>>128781863
they were probably subhuman normies
>>
>>128781661
I'm not gay I just like Guardian.
>>
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>>128781724
What if I aint a child but just an autist?
>>
>you will never be the personal cumdumpster for navi
>>
Man, I fucking hate sub-human slavs.
>>
>>128782034
faggy anime posters
>>
reminder csgog is an anti-anime general
>>
>>128781992
why not both XDD
>>
reminder that every team playing against envy is our team
>>
>>128782052
still better than mudslime frenchkuks
>>
HAHAHA HAPPY PLEASE
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?
>>
SLAV MAGIC
WHAT IS THIS PHENOMENON
>>
>>128781863
there is always a russian kid yelling and trolling and my aim sucks, what do?
>>
I want to like Na'Vi but their taste in skins is so bad I just can't
>>
>>128779372
That's like saying Mexico and Canada are America.
>>
anyone have a working archive link to the old thread?
>>
>>128782207
it's called navi not tilting for once
>>
>>128782207
One might almost say that they are firing on all cylinders
>>
when did NV get so shit?
I haven't been following the scene for a while.
>>
>>128782434
picked up kennys
>>
>>128782291
>Belarus isn't in Europe
You're still retarded, anon.
>>
> 16-0
good game gotards
>>
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>gotards don't even know that adderall and red bull are contraindicated
>>
the crowd is curfewed now right
>>
>>128782513
>contraindicated
what does this mean
>>
>>128782506
It's fucking Belarus. We call it "white russia" for a reason. I'm not joking.
>>
>>128782597
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contraindication
>>
>>128782604
>We call it "white russia" for a reason
and the reason is ignorance
it's white rus, not white russia
>>
>>128782597
I think the dotard using sc2 memes is saying that addy+redbull=bad
>>
holy shit navi are fucking destroying
>>
>>128782592
in 10 mins i think
>>
>nobody looking IVY
Fucking shitters
>>
>No one watching alley
I'm out.
>>
>>128782604
do you understand that the word bela means white you dumbo
that's why it's belarus, and why in many languages their name translates to "white russia"
>>
>>128782604
>>128782717
no one cares fuck off subhuman slavs
>>
>>128782726
>sc2 meme
?
>>
>>128782774
>>128782779
I smell impressive play.
>>
requesting .webm of that nade
>>
>>128782831
sc2 is short for starcraft 2
it's some moba where you play as insects or those guys from gears of war
>>
>>128782832
I smell a 3rd world slavshitter.
>>
fucken dunked on
>>
>>128782779
>>128782774
>envy
>doing anything but clicking heads
>>
FROM IVY
>>
is navi gonna be #1 team with the new round timers?
>>
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>>128782882
>any of those memes
>sc2
>>
how did first map go?
>>
Easiest skines of my life
>>
RIP baguettes
>>
>>128782959
THROUGH
THROUGH CONNECTOR
>>
>>128782889
go back to reading koran, ahmed
>>
WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T I GO HARDER ON NAVI
I COULD HAVE BEEN A LITERAL HUNDREDAIRE
>>
>>128782994
11-4
12-16
>>
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Thorin @Thooorin 1m1 minute ago
If at first you don't succeed, force force again and get rekt
-EnVyUs 3:16
>>
this is kinda sad desu
>>
thx for the pound of flesh nvfags
>>128782889
shibbolethed the nonhuman cuckolded EUshitter
>>
>>128782994
envy won first half 10:5 and navi came back to win 16:12
>>
>>128782889
I just wasn't watching and entered the thread.
>>
even if this is nice i really wanted a third map
>>
>>128783079
The madman actually did it
>>
>>128783079
my sides
>>
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>>128783045
isnt it
FROM IVY
OUT MIDDLE
AND THROUGH OUR CONNECTOR
?
>>
>calls it IVY
>there's no ivy on the walls anymore
umm?
>>
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/justpoorfagthings/
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>>128783203
is there still goose at goose in d2?
>>
Is final today aswell?
>>
>its just frenchmen getting bullied for 30 minutes
>>
>phones allowed while playing
oh boy here we go again, they didnt learn the first time
>>
>>128783079
why did he predict 2:0 for envy lmao
>>
>you will never replace seized and play for na'vi
>>
why are they allowed to use phones during match?
>>
>>128783279
tomorrow
>>
>>128783203
theres no water in cobble water either
>>
>>128783269
there's goose written on the wall
>>
>>128783320
nobody calls that place water it's castle or simply mid
>>
>>128783269
yeah
>>
>>128783305
>>128783316
what happened
>>128783304
more like bulled LMAO becasue yuros are being cucked by muslim refugees
>>
>>128783203
There still is on the outside wall.
>>
DUNKED ON
>DUNKED ON
DUNKED ON
>DUNKED ON
DUNKED ON
>DUNKED ON
DUNKED ON
>DUNKED ON
DUNKED ON
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>DUNKED ON
>>
did nV just throw a 5v2
>>
I don't fucking get it?
He got shot from ivy and knew they pushed CT spawn, yet both b players were clueless about it.
Why? What the fuck?
Navi don't even need to communicate to stomp frogs?
>>
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absolute memery from navi
>>
>navi completely oblivious to an obvious B split yet still clutches a 2v4 afterwards
LMAO FRANCE IN FLAMES
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>>128783202
yeah probably
SECOND TIME THIS EVENING TO GET THIS CAPTCHA
>>
14-2. worse than NA
>>
>the comeback story
this script is getting stale tbqph famalam
>>
>>128783568
>he uses pic selection captcha
rofl?
>>
>>128783568
>he doesn't have legacy captcha enabled
hello reddit cuck
>>
Thanks for the skines frogs lmao
>>
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>that reaction
i should probably be making webms lol
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EUKEKS ON NECKING WATCH
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
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>this one mad guy
top lel
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>that frustrated frenchie
>>
>>128783651
>>128783667
what the fuck are you talking about
>>
>cuck is censored again
LMAO
>>
>his face when rip skins
>>
combek
>>
i need a clip of that mad guy
>>
>>128783865
HELLO REDDIT
>>
http://oddshot.tv/shot/starladder-cs-en-20160116195719656
>>
>>128783865
dunk yourself redditard
>>
GREATEST CUMBACK OF ALL TIME INCOMING
CALLING IT RIGHT NOW LADS
>>
>>128783651
>>128783667
new captcha is easier since you don't need to move your hand away from the mouse
>>
>fans are flooding the stage
lol
watch the script call for a comeback
>>
>>128783865
how new
>>
>>128783865
reddit?
>>
>that trophy into crowd shot
ayy lmao all the crowd left after dotes finished
>>
>>128783927
ty based anon
>>
>he has to type the captcha
LMAO
fucking poorfags
>>
4/28 ct rounds
bravo nV
>>
>>128783972
uhh it's way comfier to type it because you already have your both hands on the keyboard as you type your post
then you press Tab to switch the focus on the captcha field, type it out and press Enter
then you move your other hand back to mouse
>>
>>128784014
>>128784020
why would you prefer typing some random shit instead of clicking on a picture two times
>also, how do you enable this legacy shit
>>
>OMGOMGOMGOM SO CLOSE OMG
>can already tell it isnt close when he sticks it on 10sec
why are casters so fucking retarded
>>
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F
I
V
E
S E C O N D S
EUKEKS
TIME
TO
END
YOUR
LIVES
>>
gg ez
cyka ))))
>>
>>128784189
autism
>>
>>128784189
>not typing with the on-screen keyboard
lol?
>>
>>128784237
but I regularly have to solve 4+ of them when
>>
Ira Gamagori theme?
>>
you just know that guy on the segway had one at home and was dying for a reason to use it
>>
HAHAHAHA
>>
>>128784339
us weebs amirite XD
>>
>>128784368
my sides
>>
>they were so close
16-11 and 16-5...
>>
Stefan has the best broken English in the scene
I like him so much
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anyone still have the moe pic with this prosture
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>>128784237
I'll help you but only this time reddit
>>
When is Guarda1n going to come to NA
>>
>>128784237
because selecting the images takes longer and you can get those bullshit captchas like the road signs
>>
>>128784189
this sounds retarded but wth, how do i enable it?
>>
>applause
>no one claps
>>
>>128783972
>gotards type with their mouse
ugh?
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>>128783927
>>
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LMAO
>>
>>128784536
this triggers the american
>>
>>128783972
>away from mouse
Do you type with your mouse?
Tab, Shift+Tab, Enter.
Use them.
>>
>>128784598
top lel
>>
>>128784506
yeah the new captchas stop as many autists as bots desu senpai
>>
>fnatic wins another tournament
>>
>>128783927
lol fuck that guy
>>
>>128784517
>typing out a word is retarded compared to having to select images
unless you have dyslexia or something typing out the captchas should be much faster
>>
testing new captcha
>>
>>128784745
>mfw this is easier than image captcha
>>
>>128784710
It just varies. Typing a 3-number is usually fastest but that's not what you always get, but so is clicking on three stop signs because most people, especially here have good mousework as well. However, that's also not what modern captcha gives you often.
>>
>>128784745
ok it was pretty fast desu
ty vm senpai
>>
just checking my 4chan
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>>128784636
watching plebs use a computer is always so frustrating because they are so inefficient and don't use hotkey shortcuts for anything, instead they have to do everything with the mouse
the amount of clicking you have to do should be as minimal as possible
especially when you see someone fill out multiple text boxes and they use the fucking mouse to go from one text box to next instead of just pressing Tab, causing a dumb pause between every field
>>
>>128784684
>not believing in sla'vi
they'd win the previous grand final against fnatic if they didn't choke hard, it won't happen again
>>
testing my new keyboard
>>
>>128784468
SPOONFEEDING REEEE
>>
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>>128783927
>>
testing my new browser
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>>128784902
you know what else is frustrating?
watching a virgin ask a girls number
it has a lot of dumb pauses too
>>
testing my new cock
>>
>>128784881
i'd say like 95% of legacy captchas are super easy
and if i get one that i can't instantly transcribe i just hit Backspace and it gives me a new one
better to do that than try to fill a captcha you are not sure of and then get it wrong
>>
testing new meme
>>
Won my bet as well too bad I always bet like a pussy
>>
testing my new fingers
>>
im making a new thread wait up guys
>>
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>tfw lost only 35% of my bets
>tfw still been at a loss for most of my career
>tfw still spent more money on this than i received
mum get the cyanide
>>
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>>128784902
Every time before learning a new keyboard shortcut it just feels like a pain.
After learning it you just wonder how did you ever get by without.
>mfw someone moves web page up and down by actually clicking on the arrows
>>
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>mfw was born in france
>>
reminder you only get a limited number of solveable legacy captchas before you get impossible ones
>>
>>128785007
LMAO DMASDLDAMSSADLSAKLASDKASD
FUNNY: BECAUSE VIRGINS KNOW SHORTCTS
HAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
>>128784368
i've seen them being used a lot by cameramen, it lets you get a nice smooth stable tracking shot as you roll past something you're filming
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>>128785215
Nope. Log in/out of google.
Also,
>failing captcha
Probably not a real human being.
>>
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>>128785158
>>128785179
>>
testing my new mouse
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>>128783927
>http://oddshot.tv/shot/starladder-cs-en-20160116195719656
>>
b-but muh meme captchas
>>
>>128785179
NEW MEME
>>
>>128785179
KEK
>>
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>>128785179
>>
https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/688450097097650179
rip
>>
>when kennys misses 6 awp shots in a row
>1 was while the enemy had his back turned
>>
Uhhh gotards?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0QqAQZNev0
>>
>>128785642
ironic considering how triggered thorin is by dota2
>>
what is this meme
>>
>>128785782
hello reddit
>>
>>128785642
pretty unoriginal desu
>>
>>128785858
probably some post-ironic twitch chat pretending to be 12-year olds while being full of 13-year olds memestering
>>
>>128785758
his disappointment is so pure
>>
>csgog instantly dead again
now the loneliness settles back in
>>
>>128786364
fag
>>
>>128786046
>>128785858
>nygzcraft
>>craft
>13-year-olds
you are correct
>>
>>128786364
>not watching our guys NME win their first tournament
gotards???
>>
>>128786364
>70 posters in 2 hours
>ded
wew
>>
>>128786601
as soon as the tournament ended it went from posts every 10 seconds to no posts for several minutes. I just want people talking so I dont feel so alone.
>>
>>128786601
Well /csgog/ was a lot more popular in 2014/early 2015 so its not unfair to say that its dead now
>>
well back to watching /kittyplaysgames
>>
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>based davey shitposting mid-tournament on the MLG stream
>>
>this guy shouting in the background of the minor
kinda amusing
>>
>>128786875
make posts that incite people to reply then
>>
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>mfw I just quit pugs if my team mates arent good enough
cba wasting my time
>>
Fuck I put 10 cents on L1
Why did I doubt our guys
>>
>>128787257
fornicate thyself
>>
>>128787257
4 cents on L1
dont feel confident after i nearly lost WF vs OG and then got 0.00 in returns
>>
THEY GON FUCKIN MISS U NIGGA
>>
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lol what did thorin say about dota that pissed people off?
>>
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>>128787958
Literally "oh great" sarcastically when they cut to Dota 2 on stream. That's how sensitive dotards are.
>>
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>>128787958
starladder switched the stage to dota and he said something like "oh great" or something and dotards got offended like the good goys they are
>>
>>128787958
dota players are low t betas
>>
>>128788029
More pls
>>
>>128787007
>davey will never kiss you on stream
>>
>>128788261
this isnt real right
>>
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>>128788436
>>
>>128788553
Nahaz is a hypersensitive turbopussy
>>
can we get 1G's in the chat
>>
>>128788553
All real. Nahaz is a cancer on esports and possesses a magic aura which causes people to forget how shit he is when they agree with him on any point.
>>
>>128788773
how does summit play on such a weak wifi signal?
>>
>win 14 matches in a row
>not a single rank up in sight
>lose 2 matches
>derank
nice game go to the tards
>>
>>128788261
betas
>>
>>128788261
>wanting someone like this in your eSports(tm)
lmao
thanks fuck he fucked off back to dota 2
>>
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>>128788951
>win 8 matches in a row
>still playing guys 1-2 ranks below me every game
>>
WHY THE FUCK DID I BET ON NA. SPLYCE ARE NOT AS GOOD AS EVERYONE MADE THEM OUT TO BE.
>>
>>128788878
>>128789108
What I don't get is he is like a professor or something and he just came out of nowhere
>>
is reddit gone yet?
>>
>WOO
wooo
>WOOO!
woooooo
WOOO
are they on fucking testosterone injections lol
>>
>600 game win streak
>lose 1 game
>drop 15 ranks
omg fuck valve amirite xD!!!
>>
>>128789231
He's a professor of who cares. He's a dota caster who just says stats and is an EG fanboy to a ridiculous extent.
>>
>>128789587
uhh gotards?
>>
>>128785858
autists see that optic has a team so they go "omg all the cod kids coming over!" when really its a another org
>>
gotards????
>>
>>128789935
uhhhhhhmmmmmmmm........
>>
jw doge
>>
>>128789935
what are you memeing about
>>
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>>128789935
gotards?
>>
>>128789935
looks good to me
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>>128789935
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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>>128790006
why does it have a white tumorous growth on its nose?
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>>128790006
cute pupper
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>>128789935
being global actually means something again
the cheating situation is pretty bad again aswell tho
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>>128789935
we're getting there, family
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>>128789935
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>77 posters
end it pham
https://twitter.com/thooorin/status/186859713957330946
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I just want to pic up a TEC-9 and play. I just want to play with a TEC-9 and never stop using it.
I like playing with the TEC-9. It's a fun weapon.
Mine has a Sandstorm skin. I named it "Darude".
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>>128789935
it's pretty based that silver ranks went from representing only a tiny portion of the playerbase to the current ~35%
like jesus look at the same graph from november here, it's so funny when welfare shitters used to say that welfare ranks are just a meme and that they deserve their inflated ranks
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>>128790835
>Mine has a Sandstorm skin. I named it "Darude".
Epic xD
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>>128791301
Hello /v/eddit.
>>128791119
See, this is why I thought for the longest time there was only one silver tier and you stay there in the gutter for a while, it's a fucking mess, then you get to gold nova and it actually starts to resemble gameplay.
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>>128791301
haha lol :P
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uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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>mg1
>horrible
>rank shift update
>being place against gn3s and gnms
>doing actually good
>havent lost a match since update
>havent been deranked
>still only play dust 2
yeah i hate myself
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>>128791754
nice blog stop posting
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>>128791883
nope.
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>>128791301
Thanks for joining us tonight bill XD
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Lewis & Scoots on MLG.
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>>128778874
you ruin this general with your shitty webms i literally never want to open one and see your fucking hurensohne name and behaviour
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Where is new Operation there was supposed to be out around now guys?
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ummm
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>>128792292
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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ehmmmmmm
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>>128792280
>2016
>operations
LMAO
>>
uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ?
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>>128790750
>nbk saw this tweet, thought it was recent and replied
France lol
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>>128792280
next friday
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hmmmmmmmm
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>nobody to cuddle with
>feel lonely
uhh retards?
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>>128792280
>one operation in 2015
LMFAO
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>>128792280
>wanting an operation
lol u got cancer or what bud????
>>
Dignigs, Mouz & HR eliminated from Katowice quals. Fook in hell. No new cool stickers for a while.
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>there was one operation in all of 2015
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>>128792280
ask your doctor maybe
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>>128792280
oh boy i sure want to grind pointless fucking missions like get 25 kills with ump in a shitty fucking valve DM and play some absolute trash meme maps valve has hand picked with the goal in mind that they should be as unsuited for competitive play as possible
seriously who the fuck cares for operations
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>Tryhard
>Keep getting fucked in the ass
>Usually bottom or 4th on scoreboard
>Decide to stop actually trying
>Shit like randomly buying deagle, r8, only crouchwalking, noscope awping, jumpshooting with ak, completly ignore movement etc.
>For some reason this starts working
>tfw now we win more and I'm 2-3 on scoreboard.
Why does this happen
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>>128793639
You're playing CS:GO.
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>>128793639
confidence is important. You stop thinking that the outcome of this shot is valuable, and hence probably choke less.
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>>128793639
crazy unpredictable and stupid tactics work very well in mm
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fuck this shitty tournament
I lost everything and it wasn't even fun to watch
fucking slavs again
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>>128793639
most people aren't prepared to punish retard plays, especially in MM
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>>128793834
iktf
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>>128792850
so who mad eit
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I was looking for the anders weebm
look what I found
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post your favorite meme music to play in gamesandstorm
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>>128794096
That might honestly be the case now. /csgog/ used to be great but now it is awful. It is still the only tab I have open in my internet browser, though, because there is nothing else to do.
JDIMSA
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>>128794179
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wk4KHNJjpjQ
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>>128794096
ROFL link me the thread
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>>128794096
this is true though
there is no "good" place to discuss csgo, all of them are shit
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>>128794294
>on wsg
fuck, I thought /wsg/ was dead
thanks
>>128794282
fucking hate to say but I've been here since csgo was the iceskating (it still is partially) shitfest, atleast it isn't betting general anymore
>>128794447
https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/418515/anders_goes_mental/cz0c92g
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>awp duel
>can't see the other guy
>he kills me
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm gotards????????????????????????
>>
>>128794630
because theres literally nothing to talk about
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_yK8ipsscw
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https://streamable.com/n1wp
am I getting good? :3
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>>128794631
/wsg/ is the only place you can put webms with sound, so I stuck it there
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>>128794282
no csgog never used to be great its literally exactly the same as it was
its caught in a time vortex and hasnt changed in years, you could have closed the tab in 2014 and opened it again today and you wouldnt know which was which
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>>128794739
>that url
>n1
>wp
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>solo queue
>there's at least one smurf on the enemy team
>lose
>repeat ad infinitum
should I just give up and uninstall
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>>128794732
HAHAHAHAA, based whoever that was
>>
>>128794282
yeah no i'll take these threads in their current state over the times when all the animefags and other people like that just circlejerked here as if this place was their own personal IRC channel
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>>128795120
it was anon
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>>128794732
wtf
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>>128795107
looool look at that monkey nose :P
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>>128794630
what do you want to talk about though? Tactics/setups? HLTV has all the demos you need for that and otherwise you can go on a server with your teammates and talk over it or analyze your own demos.
Only thing I somewhat miss is HLTV. It's mostly just low effort trolls because making a new account is way too easy.
Also /csgog/ is mostly dead outside of tournaments.
>>128794776
Wasn't meant to be a critic at all. Actually thought it was awesome that someone uploaded it on /wsg/. I didn't expect it at all to see it on /wsg/.
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>>128795120
>>128795262
lol she doesn't care, nobody cares about csgog.
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>>128795272
hahahaha!
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>tfw watching DJ Khaleds snapchat story is the highlight of my day
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>>128792850
Katowice is IEM not major
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>>128794179
>>128794389
Any others??
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Are there any betting general threads? Plenty of other games/things to bet on, on fanobet.
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>>128789935
>start out at s3 because of shitty internet and circuits being broken constantly
>meme my way up to dmg
>new ranks come out
>instantly derank to mg2
This is bullshit ;_;
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>>128795841
what would be the point of that
obviously it's easier to discuss betting with those people who follow the specific game you want to bet on
>>
Just got back from the market and I realized I forgot all your guys snacks
sorry family :(
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>>128776350
i won my game to global in this exact position
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>>128796467
dunk yourself
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>>128795849
>start out as MGE in early 2014
>move my way up to GE after 150 wins
>still GE
It's not bullshit. You're just shit.
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>>128796496
in your bf's lap?
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Trifecta or Winterfox?
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>>128796640
you only went up 5 ranks where I climbed 11 you cyber bully
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>>128796803
thats right
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>>128794726
what about gun balance (ex: current state of pistols and smgs, unviabilaty of most shotguns)
what about map balance (ex: nuke, train)
what about discussing pro matches/players
none of these things ever -really- get discussed here, just slightly glanced at every once in a while
(while this is def a problem you will find anywhere on the internet,) too many people here take their opinion as the only right one and anyone willing to ask questions just gets called bad
>>128795362
>/csgog/ is mostly dead outside of tournaments.
go compare /csgog/ traffic to actual dying generals, then come back here and tell me that /csgog/ is "dead" in any sense
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>>128797013
>Unviability of most shotguns
You fucking what?
Nova and Mag7 are the biggest "Fuck You"s of guns. You can one shot, run n' gun, jumpshot, and hold positions with it.
Because no one expects them it only makes it much more powerful.
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>>128797013
>what about gun balance
discussed to death who cares anymore it wont change anything it doesnt matter anyways
>what about map balance
see above
>what about discussing pro matches/players
what is there to say beyond "wow that was a good play" "yeah i agree i liked it when he clicked on the head" we already do that when there is a tournament going on and then there is no point to talking about it later down the line
>none of these things ever -really- get discussed here, just slightly glanced at every once in a while
that is because they have all been talked about in the past and there is no point bringing it up again
>>
Anyone have that pic of the iBP guys where they are all in disguise?
Dazed was a clown and Steel had a Stihl cap on
>>
>>128797013
those topics are not that deep and are extremely well mapped out already
are you serious about gun balance like are you actually serious you think theres things to talk about
and how have you not seen the countless posts about accuracy and pistol balance and the aug and what the fuck are you even serious
>>
>when u get csgog boypussy
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>>128797358
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do i just need to bait my team when i soloq?
Whenever i run in first they just chill and jerk off
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FUCKING CLOSE THE MATCH, FANOBET. MY 1.11 ODDS.
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>>128797508
lol fucking based
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>>128797528
yes if you want to rank up you need to bait the shit out of your team until lem or so, they will not push in after you so you have to wait for them to push and then go for trades
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lmao dsr got stuck on the window.
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>>128797256
when i said most, i was talking about all shotguns but mag7
nova is too inconsistent due to poor armor penatration
sawed off is better played off defensively around places with many corners due to its high spread and poor range, yet is on T side
auto is too situational
mag7 is still better than all other shotguns in almost all situations
not to mention that shotguns are the worst offenders of bad hitreg
>>
>>128798053
what are u watching babe
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>>128797013
discussing the gun balance (=complaining about it) is just so pointless and futile
the only time there is anything interesting to talk about in regards to it is if valve changes something
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has there been any recent examples of someone bhopping in a pro match
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/csgog/ this is a pretty general question but what is the best way to get frags t-side inferno??? i was playing a pug earlier and literally the only time i got frags was when their balcony player pushed into aps or when their awper decided to peek mid. any time i went banana my team basically waited for me to push in first and said "stop baiting" to me, and even then the best I could do is kill one and get traded instantly (and they generally had banana smoked for most of the round, same with mid)
>>
>>128799018
just go for trade frags and hope your team isn't stupid
thats all inferno is
you kill ct
second ct kills you
teammates hopefully kill second ct
or ct kills you
second t kills ct
second ct kills second t
third t kills second ct
it's a really boring map
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>>128799018
inferno t side is tricky without a good team to pop/trade and actually take map control with
all you can do on your part as a solo queue is know every angle and smoke/self pop if you want to entry
if you have people above 80 iq who know the fundamentals, its just waiting for smokes to fade, execute together pmuch
idk mayne
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>>128799283
i like taking alt mid/apps, then smoking off a side and peeking boiler
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>>128799283
best post on /csgog/ atm tbqh imho
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>>128799283
>execute together pmuch
lol
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Who is the Tom Brady of CS:GO?
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>>128799549
ik its redundant
but hes talking about mm where people play all over the map
jesus i hate this general dont know why i keep coming back
>>
who wants to execute on my asshole?
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>>128799283
i mean it's ESEA and i'm pretty sure i was playing with a bunch of fucking mgs but that specific game it was literally impossible to push anything because 2 or 3 people would leave and just go somewhere else in the map and call it "lurking"
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>>128799574
do you mean the coach or the insane mortal kombat guy?
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>>128799549
see>>128799694
Yeah its hard to win rounds against a decent ct side with everyone thinking theyre get right
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>>128799718
The GOAT quarterback.
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>>128799549
idk y this post is triggering me so fucking hard RIGHT NOW
FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>try to help
>get memed on by (probably) a literal anime
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>>128799813
>Every pug I've ever played
I don't even know why I still play ESEA
I feel the only solution to this is just to get a team or some shit
>>
who here
\lovestoshitpostatwork/
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>>128800046
ESEA is heaps worse experience than MM in EU atleast
so many fucking annoying ass teenagers
every game you have like 2-3 absolute trash players on your team and it's a competition of which side can exploit the shit players of the opposite side better
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Hi guys can you help me please :c
I need 30cts and i just have my AWP safari mesh aka Dragon Lore, i wont sell it, i need 30cts to buy a name tag :c help me reaching 30 cts, i need exactly a gun thats worth 34cts to get 30 in market, thanks :)
https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=138939666&token=0DMMuWhw
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>>128800593
this needs to be bannable
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>>128800729
Sorry :(
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>>128800593
>renaming/adding stickers to a safari mesh
>renaming/adding stickers to a stock weapon
kys
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>>128800593
sent ;)
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>>128800831
:c i want to rename the bomb xD
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lol
i think i figured out how to steal credit cards via phones lol
lol
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>>128801027
nice
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>>128800593
>>128800729
it already is bannable
its spam
theres a reason half the ads arent even ads and they tell you to read the rules before posting
>>128800997
okay i truly truly cant tell if this is shitposting
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>>128801027
are the people covered if you do that?
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>>128801027
ey bubba calm down
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pronax's team is so bad cadian beat them
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>>128801027
can you buy me sex toys?
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>>128801073
thx it gives u unlimited skins rofl
>>128801228
ya as long as they dont use debt
>>128801306
no!!
>>
Any tips for a semi-new comer?
I've played the game before. Not just GO either.
I'm playing a lot of competitive matches with a group of my friends and I usually just don't do great. I'm always either middle or lower on my team on the scoreboard.
I understand the mechanics of the game. Burst firing, walking, peeking, smoking/flashing, what weapons to use and how to use them, etc. But I just don't do it sometimes.. How do I stop being fucking garbo trash?
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>>128802112
https://youtu.be/SlCRfTmBSGs
watch this every day
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>>128798186
WFX vs Obey. Placed a multi-bet on WFX & Fnatic.
>>128801363
SK gaming has beaten all the top teams though. Fnatic, NiP, etc..
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>>128802112
>Not just GO either.
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>>128802112
you just play more? like i dno but imo cs is a game where you can get better largely by simply grinding out games
only once you are already fairly high skilled it starts to take more conscious thought and self-reflection to improve as a player
>>
mouz lost katowice qualifier to a team called Dirty Dildos https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/41a42m/top_32_for_iem_katowice_eu_qual_1/
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>>128797009
do you and your bf want to go on a double date with me and my bf? :3
>>
>>128802213
Cadian isn't on SK anymore. Cadian's team is near pure trash
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>>128802676
kek
>>
I just did some deathmatch as an eagle
First round I went 165-115 with the AK
the next round I went 140-155 with the m4a4
Is there such a big difference in weapon strength or do I need to simply work on my M4?
>>
>>128803031
lol
>>
anyone have tips on learning nades? I'm talking all varieties.
My aim is decent but I never feel fully confident with flashes or smokes. Any guidelines about using them/when not to use them, etc?
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>>128803772
try pressing 4 to take them out, and then clicking mouse 1 at your desired location to launch the hand grenade and hopefully improve your chances of winning the round
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>>128802676
i've played against some of the players in that team in faceit, slap atleast was ridiculously good
i've heard blote is sick too
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>>128803772
there's no way you can make any general rules for shit like that
>>
I believe in miracles
Where you from
(You) sexy thing
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>>128802676
>https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/41a42m/top_32_for_iem_katowice_eu_qual_1/
I refuse to believe this
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>>128804567
If (You) only knew
I'd sacrifice my beating heart before I lose (You)
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>>128803031
the ak is much better than the m4
m4 just has easier recoil
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>>128804872
Ever since I left the city, (You), (You), (You)
(You) and me we just don't get along
>>
>>128802676
>Team you porn is actually winning
SHUT IT DOWN
>>
God damn my aim is so bad today. Anyone else ever feel like they just cant move their hand in a precise way some days? Like it's almost like im seizing up and can only move in discrete increments.
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>>128803031
both. You should never go negative if you were THAT positive with an AK. With an M4 you can aim at the neck and land a body shot then a headshot when the recoil kicks up. If you land a headshot at an off angle the model does a head throw backy thingy that can dodge your next bullet.
I don't actually do this but it's something to try.
>>128805148
what's your sens? lower sens and your bad days won't be as bad, there's more margin of error.
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>>128802676
literal proof that csgo is just a glorified rng
all those teams losing against randoms
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>>128802676
pls win the tourney daddy dosia
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>>128805473
I feel pretty comfortable with my sens 1.5 at 800dpi, it could be lower but I don't feel like that's the issue. I just feel like some days I can't move my hand in the way I want to, its super frustrating.
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>>128805490
why does fnatic consistently dominate then
>>
https://www.instagram.com/p/BAnmkncB_pd/
based appy
him and shoxie are the only 2 frenchies that are not faggets
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>>128802112
Watch this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2zRq4G-loc) and make that practice cfg (add sv_grenade_trajectory 1 and sv_showimpacts 2 to the cfg as well)
Go into an no-bot offline server on Dust2 and exec the cfg.
Go around shooting in the ways that you know, try testing your spray control, testing your long range shooting, testing your strafe shooting, throw the grenades that you know and see if they actually go where you want them to, etc. Test what you know and see if you're really doing what you think you are.
After that, it's a question of practice and application. You aren't going to improve by killing a lot of bots on a workshop practice map or something, you're gonna improve by playing and learning from you mistakes (watching your matches is really good for this!).
Good luck soldier. May hitreg be with you.
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>>128806631
they don't lmfao have you been watching their games?
they get stomped to shit, then stomp the other team to shit, and then it is a tossup for the last map
>>
Whats your guys zoom sens at?
Im using .8 and it seems pretty gud
>>
>>128807204
>You aren't going to improve by killing a lot of bots on a workshop practice map or something
ur wrong and ur not global
>>
>change sens by a small amount
>sprays go to shit
gotards?
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>>128806685
kek
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>>128807265
they still consitently finish high at tournaments
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>>128808105
that doesn't mean they're dominating if they get there by the skin of their teeth each time
>>
>accidentally try to refund cs
>can't cancel the refund
>have a game ban in csgo so it should be denied
>log in
>they refunded it
holy shit I am mad
>>
>>128808230
thats just the level of competition being high
if randomness really had such a big impact then it would also show in tournament results being all over the place
instead it's fairly consistent how things go
>>
>>128808257
screen
>>
http://www.twitch.
tv/dameredlol
I'm on my smurf and i'm queed with this bitch, what do?
>>
FUCK OFF LEX. HE WAS RELOADING.
LOSING AGAINST AN ECO AFTER ALL THAT.
>>
>>128808907
treat her with kindness and respect
>>
>>128809285
i'll kill her last round and say to get her lol on
>>
Remember to use sv_showimpacts 3 when praticing sprays
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>>128808798
>>
/rtsg/ here. anyone played SupCom?
>>
>>128807402
started from 0.65, then 0.7
now I'm at 0.9 and I'm missing sometimes, maybe I should get it back down again
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>>128809817
why do you have a gameban
>>128809972
whats that
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>>128807402
>>128810127
>zoom sens
lol
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>>128810374
what are you implying here?
>>
>>128810141
hacking in casual
>>
>>128810584
how can that give a gameban
isn't gameban = overwatched
overwatch doesn't cover casual
>>
PLEASE TAKE THIS WITH EASE WFX
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>>128810748
valve is probably fucking retarded
>>
>>128810748
>overwatch doesn't cover casual
LOL
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>>128810895
i have watched like a fucking 100 OW cases and every single one has been an MM game
fairly sure OW is only for MM
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>>128811185
>i have watched like a fucking 100 OW cases
hahahahahahahahaha
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>>128811576
i legit probably have
i kinda get addicted to it and have multiple times gone on a streak and watch like 10 in a row
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>solo queue
>get matched up with 4 mexicans who don't use mics
>win first half 11-4
>win match 16-7
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>>128808907
ok guys 2 more rounds until last round get in here
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Hi, can i have a 27 cents skin :c i want to sell it on market and get 24 cent to buy a name tag, i just have an AWP Safari Mesh and i wont sell it :c please halp and thanks https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=138939666&token=0DMMuWhw
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>>128808907
>claim youre smurfing
>getting dunked 15-9 against shitters
gotards??
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>>128812578
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>she killed herself first 10 secs
i failed im sorry
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>drop 36 frags
>lose 16 - 11
I wasn't even baiting or "lurking" dude.
so many rounds I got two entries or 3 kills on a site hold and the rest of the team just dies.
It's so frustrating god dammit.
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WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, WINTERFOX?
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>>128813025
its fucking silver 4 bro you should be able to 1v5 them lmao
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>>128813598
global, lad
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How do you find energy to focus on this game on weekdays?
I'm too tired to play 100% when I come home, is it because I get like 6.5-7h of sleep?
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>>128814348
be an unemployed loser who sleeps for twelve hours a day and prays to jdimsa every night
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>>128814348
set aside a block of time at night to play, skip DM and just use aim_botz for 5 min to warmup
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>titan actually disbanded
hahahahah
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>>128814348
I just drop 50 bombs in casual
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>wwwwwwwwinterfox
J U S T
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>A N G E R
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>anger
since when did this onliner fuck figure out how lans work
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>>128802676
https://play.esea.net/?s=stem&stem_page=stem&view=teams&tournamentid=4384
Theres no Team named dirty dildos
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mfw i buy a mac-10
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>>128802676
https://play.esea.net/?s=stem&stem_page=stem_schedule&stageid=6057
team:x =/= dirty dildos
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>>128802676
i lost to London conspiracy 16-1 in that
felt good
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>>128816539
>51 posts early
laffo
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