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Almost there edition

>Season 5 mega guide
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1sdWUjBqrnXc4nMTvc9G0onHCL1WY6XsF-avLsYOrmOM/htmlview?usp=sharing&sle=true
>Official Game Guide
http://us.battle.net/d3/en/game/

>2.4.0 PTR Patch Notes
http://us.battle.net/d3/en/blog/19941042/patch-240-ptr-patch-notes-11-11-2015

News:
2.4.0 available in a few more hours

>Unofficial game news and builds
http://www.diablofans.com/

Community:
Search for 'd3g' community/

Links &information
>Character Planner &Simulator
http://www.d3planner.com/
http://www.d3maxstats.com/

>GrimD3, Shade filter information:
http://pastebin.com/rAiwd2ew

>Bypass Battle.net launcher
"C:\...\Diablo III\Diablo III.exe" -launch
Use Battle.net launcher when you need to patch the game.

>Game stutters when initiating a fight
Install the game to a SSD or USB 3.0 drive.

>V-sync drops frames randomly
Use your GPU driver to increase maximum pre-rendered frames to 8.
Reduce sound channels to 16.
Alternatively you can try:
http://pastebin.com/5UVi6BuE

Charts &spreadsheets:
>Torment Scaling Information
http://media-diablofans.cursecdn.com/attachments/21/992/difficulty-overview.png

>Possible weapon damage ranges:
http://i.imgur.com/4RQeopi.png

>Reroll weapon DPS Calculator for comparison
www.rerollcalculator.com

>Average gamble and upgrade mats required per unique item
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/16w3GylxL3mM1RFE7wtQT2xOv41xgkBxe9trTlpWe-vE/pubhtml#

>Greater Rift progression percent mob table:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1AoPqkbLWHQARx0eHhiEHTEbPjupO89E0IiKWyPbgU7g/edit#gid=1747198675
http://warpath.eu/progression.html
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almost all your questions are answers in the s5 mega guide spreadsheet

read that first then ask
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7hours 15minutes
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>Not playing female Wizard or female Demon Hunter
I seriously hope your guys aren't gay
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>Was excited for channel wizard
>Just looked at patch notes for the first time since PTR first came out
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So what route are you gonna do?
I'm gonna get a group of 4
Do rifts
Get to 70 (2 pieces of free set)
Kill zolton kulle in T2 in a group (2 pieces more)
Then do a T4 or T6 rift in a group to get the key and unlock Greater rift 20,
Split and do solo GR20 to get the final 2 pieces of the set.

Then get a group and do bounties to get mats so I can start extracting legendary powers for the cube

Also do the Lut socks trick for barbarian, get a fresh barb,lvl it to 8 and spend blood shards on him gambling boots,because at that level the only legendary boots are Lut socks,that I need to cube for my main barb
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Here's the updated spread sheet on drop rates for 2.4
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1cM-s4e66ql2zsrkfkfKXmvVJ4zmngzxdzVLk9gvLvT8/htmlview?sle=true
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>>128632948
>get follower wep
>kill zolton
>rift and maybe a few bounties until 70
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>>128632948
group
master boss bounty
halls of autism and cursed chests to 10 on hard
rifts of autism to 23 on hard
skeleton king in campaign at 20+ for the crown
act 1 bounty split to craft xp set
rift it up and craft weapons
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WHAT CLASS SHOULD I ROLL??
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>>128633264
Female Wizard
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>>128633264
Female Demon Hunter
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>>128633264
NOTHING
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Witch Doctor, Demon Hunter, Wizard, Barb

out of those which one should I roll?
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>>128634908
wd is okay if you want to play a lon build, other than that he's pretty similar to s4

wizards and dhs will propably be the dps in groups both are looking fine

barb will be the support in groups and ik/raekor for solo
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>season starts at 4pm
>I have to be out at exactly 4pm
ffs
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>>128635123
4pm? It's 5pm Pacific. Unless you are in Hawaii or something.
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>>128635359
UK
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In the build spread sheet what does the 'Tier' column mean?
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>>128636107
GR. I don't know if it's supposed to be average or highest; either way a bigger number is better.
'Startbuild' is for when you're starting out with the free set.
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>>128634908
>Demon Hunter, Wizard
Can't go wrong with these
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Which class is the gayest ?
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>>128637442
monk
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HOW MANY HOURS LEFT BOIS?
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>>128638160
5H20 until people stop playing season 5 !
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>>128638160
5h20 in eu
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You guys should stop sucking Blizzard's cock, and start playing better arpgs like PoE or GD.
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>>128638160
http://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/generic?iso=20160115T17&p0=3903&msg=Season+5+Europe&font=slab&csz=1
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>>128638160
6hours 9minutes
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Is the WD chicken build still viable in S5?
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>>128638718
>PoE
>"lol whoops I could have put a talent point somewhere else 40 levels ago to be 0.0001%more efficient, time to reroll"
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>>128638718
>pls come play my game
>pls
You're the most pathetic kind of fucker
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Who wants to team up with me on EU for the fastest leveling possible? I'm a video game legend.
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>>128639084
Scratch that, I'm retarded. Didn't look up.
Please rape my face with a rake.

Looks like I don't get to play for 14 hours.
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>>128638718
I've played both of those, don't like the artstyle in either, don't like the favouring of leftclick only builds in either
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>>128639280
>tfw diablo 3 art style is also not great

It could have been so much better. Fuck.
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Is stutter step dead for Hammer Crusader? I was really enjoying that build until stutter stepping with Mr Yan became the only way to play, but the new Hammer Jammers seem way better.
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>>128639335
It's called orb walking young kid. Remember that.
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>>128639329
I don't mind because it's at least highly readable, PoE and GD get too dark at times or too muddy, making it hard to follow

Blizzard games may all look like cheap cartoons but at least I can always tell what's going on at a glance
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>>128639387

>kid
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I just woke up
5 hours left
H Y P E
Y
P
EZakarum best husbando
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>>128639493
>doesn't even get the reference

So young. So spry. So beautiful.
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>>128639528
>5 hours left
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>>128639754
>shittarian image

You should die.
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>>128639798
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>>128639850
No man. Just stop. He's not the same anymore.
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>>128639868
there is a little bit of old kripp inside each and everyone of us bros
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>>128639754
>full fridge
>caffeine pills
>living alone so nobody can bother me

This weekend is going to be the best.
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>>128639937
No, this faggot cunt wont even play in the new season.
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>>128639954
sick cunt
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who /thorn/ here
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>>128639954
>tfw no money for any snacks or food
>gotta survive on water
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>>128640017
He's a
H E A R T H S T O N E S T R E A M E R
Now.
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>>128640139
Fuck off reddit.
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>>128640245
b-but i've been here since the ros prepatch
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>>128640362
Bur you're posting reddit shit.
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>>128640141
Which mind if thorns?
My end goal is LoN thorns, it's probably going to be worse than set thorns, but more fun running at enemies and killing them by reflecting their attacks with my mighty ballsack
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>>128640403
>reddit shit
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>>128640417
Which kind of thorns*
typing is hard
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Does anyone play HC anymore? The guide is just "lol multibox for max damages"
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>>128640478
stopppppppp
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>2.1 was 16 months ago
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What should I reroll?
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>>128641074
use a reroll calculator or spreadsheet for that
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>>128641123
If I'm m6 and I don't have 37% CDR for 100% up time on vengeance should I accept the poor damage roll and reroll aoe damage to CDR or just reroll the damage anyways?
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>>128641074
>Damage Range.
Dex and %dmg are OK. Area Damage is now working properly and is a good stat to have if you dont need the CDR or gloves, shoulders.
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>>128641713
Thanks for the input
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What will be the most desired class for groups?
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>>128641836
Getting Area Damage in rings instead of mainstat and Area Damage in Mainhand, Offhand, Shoulders, Gloves is really really desirable now.
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>>128641928
Anything that supports

So Barb and Monk I guess
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>>128642036
Do you think that support barb will be in short supply?
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>>128642136
Not him but you should never be a beta faggot support bitch, especially as a barb. Fuck that gay shit.
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>>128642036
>monk
kys

why would a support barb be most in demand when they are easy to gear and everyone will have one?

real answer is we don't know but a crazy good dps for one of the top specs has to be hardest to find and most desirable in general
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You're Anglin for a Janglin son
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>tfw still havent figured out what class i'm gonna play
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>>128642203
I miss schwabwab.
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>>128642203
not this shit again lmao
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>>128642209
>want to play sader
>want to play melee DH
>want to finally play barb, rolled it too
>want to play monk because they were rubbish when I did play one
>want to play wiz because it's my favourite class

Help
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4 HOURS BOYS
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>>128642248
but i'm right here senpai
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>not playing female wiz and soloing gr80+
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>>128642339
>tfw house showing scheduled for 4 hours
I wanted to play for two hours and then play some Dragon's Dogma :(
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>LoN is finally a way to not be forced into sets
>You need full Ancients to use it

What's the fucking point? Why not make it half as effective for normal legendaries or something? It might as well be a fucking set when you need full ancients.
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>>128642402
Yo are we making groups for fast s5 leveling?

I'm not playing barb this season though.
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>>128642292
play fem barb, roll can't be wrong
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So the new inna's looks kinda interesting...but what are you even supposed to do? Spam Cyclone Strike for pitiful amounts?
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>>128642659
Dunno i might come back, got bored with PTR once they deleted my characters every patch fix
Haven't really played much other than melee DH yet
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>>128642739
I'm playing DH for the new season too. Good thing I wasn't dumb enough to get burned out on the ptr and properly waited for S5 like a good boy so I can go all out.
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>>128632948
Wait how do I get free set items?
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>>128642871
You get them playing season
LVL 70 2 pieces
Kill zolton kulle in T2 2 pieces
do a solo GR20 2 pieces
They give it to you via mail, only one char.
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>>128642871
he basically just told you
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>>128643212
>only one char

Woahwowahwowah, only on ONE character ONCE?
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>>128643270
Yes only one char per season,but you get the set when you open the chests that they send to you,so you can save them for another char if you want and then open them with the class that you want
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>>128643416
This is stupid and shit. Why do it in the first place?
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>>128643437
To accelerate the grinding on the first character so it isn't as boring.
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>>128643437
I'm only telling you how it works,not that it's retarded to do it that way
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Post your S4 achivements
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>>128642716
You can go swk/inna or you can go inna with shenlongs and 2piece raiment.

Monk is in a pretty bad state at the moment. The only viable builds are the Season4 Uliana since Az'Turrasq got buffed and any Shenlongs Variant (usually paired with Inna and 2pc Raiment). The Uliana is propably able to do mid 70s while the Shenlongs can do low 80s. Monk is virtually unchanged this patch. SWK got reworked but it still is bad while Inna is in a weird state at the moment. I'm afraid I don't know how monks fair in groups atm. Heal and SC monk both got nerfed. Currently the monks in the 4man leaderboards are pre patch(so Heal+SC).
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>>128643671
Post fem barb feet m8
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>tfw wake up with carpal tunnel
This seasons gonna be painful
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>>128643801
I'm afraid of this too. Gonna play DH for the first time and have no idea how it plays. Do you think it's carpal tunnel inducing?
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>>128643712
see
>>128642203
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>>128638872
For speed farming I found jade harvester with boon of the hoarder and a pet a lot better and more ______fun
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>tfw fem barb will never leap on your dick and break your pelvis
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>>128644019
>tfw 6'3 and muscular
>tfw a fembarb can never dominate me
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I see people are talking about killing ZoltunKulle or Magdha at level1, why is that?
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>>128644104
when she unleashes the wrath of the berzerker she's like 8 ft
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>3 HOURS AND 23 MINUTES
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>>128644147
>lasts only like 20 seconds

All hope is lost.
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>>128644243
That's all i need
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>>128643843
yes that's how I got mine
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>>128644301
You're joking right? Don't scare me bro.
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>playing dh when you have babby wrists
kek
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>>128644404
>want to play DH
>both the male and female are super fucking ugly in the create screen

Do they get better with cool sets?
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>>128644486
the girl is a qt
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>>128644279
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>>128644521
She really isn't/
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Just bought 3 more accounts to multi-bot on
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Are you getting your S5 snackstations redy d3g?

>tfw fucked up this time and only have oats and 2 bucks
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Ah what the fuck? I have to wait over 12 hours.
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3 hours fucboooooooooooiiiiiis
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reminder fem dh is a trump supporter
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What is fotm in this patch? Asking for friend.
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>>128644552
your right she isn't but, dat ass tho
Definitely a bagger
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>>128643843
Dh has the most clicking for the least effect
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>>128644973
>Asking for friend.
come on now...
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I can't decide between dh and crusader.
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>>128644973
Earthquake barbarian
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>>128645090
crusader if you just wanna chill and play with 1 hand without even looking at the screen
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I'm going to play sader.

Will it be fun?
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>>128644972
Fug i guess i gotta roll a fem dh then
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>>128645090
what you gonna go as a sader?
i really really want to do thorns again because ive missed it but the gameplay looks kinda eh.
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>>128645136
I don't know, it was my first character and using blessed shield was really fun.
On the other hand I never had a dh so maybe I make one of those.
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https://us.battle.net/d3/en/forum/topic/20420202803

>boohoo
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>>128645217
yeah last dh i had was i think season 1 or maybe before seasons were a thing and i wanna try out that new knife build
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>>128645248
I will never understand why people don't just play fucking season.
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>>128645248
>forced to play seasons because of one(1) extra stash tab
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I've never played Wizard before, I want to for s5 but I'm worried im gonna be garbage at it. Is it easy to pick up? Play DH and Monk mostly.
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>>128645248
these are the type of people that get upset when other people have fun, or like movies they don't like.
>don't like seasons
>don't play seasons
pretty simple right? no. they think everyone else should cater specifically to them and play non-season so they have people to play with.
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>>128644749
Heading out to do my shopping now. I plan on loading up on bananas, peanuts and carrots as snacks, high nutritional value and low water content so I don't piss every 30 minutes. Gonna also get me some jerky, some kind of legumes (probably beans) and falafels for dat dere protein. Finally, for drinks, I'm gonna stock up on green tea and water (using bottles with huge necks to waste less time drinking) and 2-3 monsters just in case.
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>>128645470
just look at the laser and have a guess
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>>128645248
Delicious assmad
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>>128645470
>I'm worried im gonna be garbage at it
you could just try it out and if you enjoy continue playing it as you're finding it fun.
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>>128645248
I swear, people that post on the Battle.net forums don't even play the game and just go there to complain.
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>>128645248

I don't get non seasonal characters.

Where's the fun in instantly being geared up because you've got 60 gorillion DBs?
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>wake up
>just enough time to clean, work out and eat before season starts
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>>128645248
https://us.battle.net/d3/en/forum/topic/20419272859
>I need extra stash tabs because in HC you keep backups for everything
could always just play sc, that'd save you from having to hoard duplicates
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>>128645248
>game breaking QOL improvements

Dis nigga
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>people asking for years to improve the cursor to make it more visible
>they do
>people instantly start complaining about being able to turn it off
https://us.battle.net/d3/en/forum/topic/20419273089
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>>128644120
pls answer
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>>128645853
The new cursor is really bad though
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>>128645248
Seasons are optional, but so is extra tab
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>>128645534
I almost fell asleep reading that shit.
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>dh gets free shadow set
>wizards get shitbirds
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12 HOURS
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>>128646189
2 HOURS AND 43 MINUTES
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So are Monks just the worst right now? I almost always play Monk in Seasons and the sets seem fun, but I don't wanna be struggling my way through shit that's easy for other classes.
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>>128646126
shitbirds is 2nd best though
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>>128646271
They are currently bottom tier right now.
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>>128646126
At least your whole class isn't designed around doing nothing like Crusaders. This is the most retarded thing I've ever seen. Why the fuck couldn't they make a Blessed Shield set?

"Let's make the most powerful set of the season be a passive damage reflection set"
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>>128638718
Talisman league is all washed up now, season 5 is the new hot stuff.
I should be allowed to play both games
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>>128646361
it's worse than archon
>25%
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>>128645884
You get to lvl 4 when you kill a boss at lvl 1,and you kill it really fast.
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>>128646379
it was made with spastics, botters and people with no hands in mind
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>Thought new season starts in 30 minutes instead of 2h30minutes

O-oh well. Guess more time to not think about which class to roll
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Did they fix the lag?
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>>128646604
But I just want to throw my shield. I've been waiting ever since the nerf shortly after 2.0 for this.
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>1996+4+1+11+2+2
>unironically playing scrubcore
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>>128646542
Allright thanks, you propably get to 5-6 in a full party though.
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>Not playing Inna's Monk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERSxT9eoqjc
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>>128647049
>being gay
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>>128646714
>hc in d3
if it wasnt broken I would
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>2 weeks off work
>back in on monday
if only the season started 2 weeks ago...
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>those memetier mastery wings
look like absolute shit
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always remember to equip your items before entering the greater rifts
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>>128647697
will you play barb this season?
is it gonna be good or gimp for group?
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>>128647785
probably play barb
i have big meaty wrists to manage the furious charge boulder toss build
no idea how it'll hold up i haven't played it much in the ptr after they wiped my server saves, mostly played the meme melee dh then stopped after they reduced the Litany Ring set bonus for ancient items
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>>128647697
>tfw want to play barb but don't want to play barb

I wish you could be a DH, but with the fembarb model. Like an amazon.
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reminder this is the most fun you will never have again
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>tfw female wiz is a qtie
>all the wiz gear is ugly as fuck
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>>128647915
>schwabi will never fist your boipuc with his meaty manwrists
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Is it worth killing Leoric in campaign at level 20 for the crown?
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>>128648037
They should have more slutwear
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>>128647969
That's not RoS Release/ pre nerf Forb Wizard
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>>128648081
most likely
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>>128648098
I just want stuff that I can identify instead of random glittery armour
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>>128646379
>>128646672
http://www.diablofans.com/builds/70026-2-4-gr90-lon-blessed-shield-group-solo
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>>128648336
I feel you. The d2 fotm sorc items were all identifiable and different.
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How do seasons usually start. Like, does the game go offline for some time before the season starts, or can you just stay logged in until it does?

Asking for a friend of a friend's little sister.
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>>128648487
My wife's son would like to know as well.
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>>128648487
It just happens
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>>128648557
My wife's black boyfriend wants to know as well
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>>128648768
My fembarb friend's WD boyfriend as well.
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>>128648487
no, it happens automatically on the hour.
you get an ingame message that says season has started.
you can just sit in the title screen and when you see the notification, you go to character select and create a new character and select the "season" tab
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Why was the DH nerfed to hell and back?
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>>128648871
Damn, better log in now to avoid the million people queue later.
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if 1-3 STR
if 4-6 DEX
if 7-9 INT
0 reroll

2nd to last number even: barb, monk, wd
2nd to last number odd: cru, dh, wiz
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>>128649034
Good luck playing gimped hunter.
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>>128648967
:^)
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>>128649091
at least it's not a monk
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Ok still can't decide so here goes
Odds wiz
Evens memehunter
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>>128648037
Not true, my Wiz is perfect.
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>>128649265
Nah she's an ugly chinky whore.
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Diablo 3 will never get updated character models
Even WoW got that much...
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>>128649309
Sorry for your shit taste, friend.
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>>128649034
roilling
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>>128649486
Good because WoW's updated models are fucking garbage.
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has the new season started yet?
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>>128649609
40 minutes for europe, 9 hours and 40 minutes for us
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>>128649609
11 hours for NA
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Are crusaders still trash?
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>>128649646
1 hour and 40. it's 4pm gmt or 5pm cet
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>>128649646
1 hour 40 minutes for europe mate
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>>128649673
no
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>friends are not online yet
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>>128649956
>Having friends
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>>128649956
>>friends
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shower
eat a meal
prepare bed
make a coffee
put snacks nearby

min/max the order
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>>128646714
>i want to lose all progress because blizzard's servers are shit
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>Barbarian
I'm playing on hardcore I'd rather not be in melee range.

>Crusader
Same as barb, although i might be able to make a ranged sader work

>Demon Hunter
lolno, I'm not an edgelord. I will never play a Demon Hunter.

>Monk
Never played one. I'm pretty sure its still melee though.

>Witch Doctor
What I'm leaning towards the most. I've never played one and it's ranged.

>Wizard
I played one last season, id rather play something else.

1-4 sader, 5-8 witch doctor, 9-0 monk
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>>128649980
>>128650001
>leveling slow
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>>128647969
RIP Marauder's, you were the only reason I played a DH.
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>>128650202
>Playing HC in diablo
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>>128650178
It's a dead game. Server instability hasn't caused deaths in over 3 years, scrublord.
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>>128645248
Holy shit this is worse than elite dangerous forums
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>>128650262
just join random public games. It won't take long until you find 2 or 3 steady players to level with
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>>128650327
>wanting to compete against botters.

granted there are some bots in HC, but they are rare. Also the HC community is better.
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>>128650446
>here's my point but I just proved it's wrong
nice
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>>128650446
>compete
How is diablo 3 a competition?
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>>128650356
>not stacking xp sets and crowns
>swapping between difficulties
>that one guy who gets an upgrade and leaves you behind by going to a different game at a higher difficulty instead of carrying your bros until one of those gets an upgrade and starts carrying
>all those retards with idiotic leveling builds
i don't know the exact times of groups but the difference is hours
>>
Who here ready for FAST lvling
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>>128650507
thousands of bots vs a small few that don't even make it up the boards very far.

I know which ones I'd rather be racing against.
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Suspect these people that are going HC are from PoE.
Not memeing lads, D3 servers are pretty bad.
Played HC D3 all the way until S4, only ever died due to server related issues.
Few months back when the battle.net servers were getting ddos'd and d3, wow, sc2 and hs kept going down, like half of the HC community died - Forums were awash with babbies crying.
Genuinely not worth it, especially if you don't have at least 3 other people to play with.
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>>128650650
>winamp

hello 2003
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>>128650697
>following the streams
>all those chat explosions with people from hc getting ripped or barely logging out from the server issues
>kept going on for days like that
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>>128650650
>2016
>winamp
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>>128650579
GRift progression. whats the point of playing seasons now if you aren't going to be competitive about it. AFAIK season exclusive legendaries don't exist anymore.
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>>128650670
>racing
Mate you're going to quit 2-4 weeks in, you won't even end up in the top 500 by season end.
Hardcore "competition" doesn't exist in Diablo 3, literally everyone who plays to compete plays sc season.
HC D3 is just scrubs who want easy ranking due to no competition.
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>>128650706
I use it for the nostalgia factor anon,makes me remember old times.... better times.
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>start putting caldassan's on gear
>not even halfway done and shitting on previous farm grift record

Helps with not having to get immaculate rolls on everything to start doing well, but everyone with great gear is just going to be doing better now anyway, so what's the point?
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>>128650809
Fun to start again, & it's what everyone else is playing

Competing in an arpg is silly
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>tfw forgot to take a nap
shieeeeeeeeeeeet
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>>128650858
Now you are making me remember chatting with my classmates on msn while listening to linkin park on winamp.
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>>128650942
CRAWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLINGGGGGGGGGGGGGG INNNNNNNNNNNN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINN
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>>128650850
Roll HC this season and try to get as high as possible before it ends. Then come back to me and say that.
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>>128650650
NITE OF FIREEEE
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>>128650983
>Those vanilla WoW PvP videos on warcraftmovies.com and google videos
>Everyone of them were Linking Park and System of a Down
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>>128650896
the xp in greaters is reduced and by going higher it may balance out

more drops = more fun

when you can slam 3k worth of mainstat on the paragon value after 800 has much less of an impact

some item slots may be best without having mainstat as one of the rolls since you can slap some on later and when you get more stat the % ones become more valuable
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>>128651029
No thanks.
You're the #1 elite diablo 3 player though, I'm sure you can do it.
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>>128650858
>tfw I used foobar as a kid
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>>128651273
Thanks mate. I'm pretty badass, thanks for noticing.

Also I only play HC, that makes me better than you. Have i mentioned that I only play HC? Because I only play HC.
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so what's the fastest leveling for groups now? bounties, rifts?
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1 HOUR
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>>128651029
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>>128650809
>whats the point of playing seasons now
You get an extra stash tab.
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>>128651315
Sorry anon but cool kids used Winamp, that's a fact.
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>>128651315
I still use foobar.

customizable and little to memory/cpu footprint. unlike damn near every other media player that's a resource hog by comparison.
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who /gonnaplayalonebecausenofriends/ here?
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>>128651504
Are you EU? if so join NOFUN anon
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>>128651454
Yeah well no shit someone who's using /mu/'s music player of choice as a teenager isn't cool
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>>128651504
Me :)
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>Shaolin Soccer monk sucks

Aww.

Guess I'm playing Botsader this season.
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>>128651504
not me, actually sad that the limit is 4 ppl since i have like irl 8 friends that play D3
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ONE HOUR

Better start Fem barb posting
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Does D3 still fuck up your monitor's color profile?
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>>128652162
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>>128652181
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>>128652248
is that fucking maplestory?
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>Seasons are going to give wings now
Nice. I'll probably still use the blue wings from the deluxe edition though.
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>>128651504
m-me...
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>>128652317
>>
I've never played a Diablo game but I've heard it spoken highly about. Is it too late to get into it if I go out and buy Diablo 3?
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>>128652520
No.
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FemMonk and FemDH are the cutest.
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>>128652463
>>128652520
You are literally at the best moment, everyone starts from scratch at seasons.
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>>128652520
Get the diablo + expac pack from G2A
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Can you guys help me? The last time I had a blast playing this was in S3 with my Tal'Rasha Wizard, It was so fun to track the rotation of all my skills and having a good positioning to not get rektd. Which class/build should I try this season if I wanna have fun (for GR groups and SOLO)? Is Wizard viable? which build is simillar to this gameplay and dps?
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>forgot to take a nap
>now tired as hell for season start
>>
>doesn't go online until evening on a Friday

It's like they know no one who plays this has lives
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>>128652602
>>
>>128652581
>>128652602
>>128652620
I've kind of read about how seasons work. Everyone makes a brand new character, rushes the story and grinds to get the best ??? by the the of the season to get rewards based off of leaderboard status. Should I try and do this or take my time with the story?
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>>128652874
Do what ever the fuck you want.
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>>128652808
HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY DICK DUDE I CAn"T BREAHTET
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Wait, are monks actually shit now or just less OP than they were? I've never played a monk before and was hoping this would be my first time with one.
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>>128652808
>>128652874
You do adventure mode,no campaign in seasons at least the majority of players do it.
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>>128652874
Do whatever you want lol.
If you want to slowly enjoy the story then do it, you won't miss anything.
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man fuck as if they changed crumble sheild bash...thats fucking lame
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>>128653045
You can do the campaign with a seasonal character, and it will be better for him anyway since this is his first character, he's got nothing to lose by making it a seasonal character
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Whats all this about WD being bugged since yesterday's minor update?
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>>128653045
DOn
T STOP SDO NOT STOP
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>>128653045
>Tfw no perfect English
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>>128653207
also im having a blast with rolands sader right now. still unsure about what im gonna play this sseason though. was gonna be DH but playing sader im digging just charging face first into stuff again...so i guess barb or crusader
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>>128653339
Last one
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Reminder to never party with <Reddit>
Avoid all <Reddit> Pubs
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>>128653339
PPOST MORE RIGHT FUCKING NOWW
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>>128653741
i'd do her
>>
reminder seasons last 3 months and everyone quits after the first few weeks so there's no need to rush or do a mad 40 hour stint
just relax and have fun, it's a game not a race
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>>128653474
Thx for saving those, but I got more my friend
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THIRTY (30) MINUTES
Going to be living off dates, weetbix and chocolate raisins for the next 2-3 days then go in work monday and sleep
>>
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>>128653891
Thx m8 post them so I can save them for future Fem barb posting
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>>128653851
word but it is fun to go fast
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>>128653851
> seasons last 3 months and everyone quits after the first few weeks

So just like Diablo 2. That's the point of the Seasons, these first two weeks are amazing, it's worth it.

Pic kinda related.
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30
MINUTES
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>>128652658
please help ;_;
>>
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>>128654180
DUDE YESSSSSS


FUCKING PERFECKT OS<MLY SHIT
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>30 minutes
>not all friends are online yet
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>>128653851
wish there were smaller seasons like poe
would keept people interested longer than a few weeks
>>
>last thing said in chat
>"in b4 tons of dcs"
WELL WADDA U KNOW
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Would be nice if this was the last season
Then they announced Diblo 4
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tfw disconnected
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Let's start this season off with some bojangles and sick gains lads
>>
anyone else got randomly dced? EU
>>
ERROR 3025
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>>128654279
THIS

was just about to say terve to Hopukka and then this happens

whoever said that should get purged desu
>>
look over your leveling build and strategy one last time
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>>128654330
Log in again.

THE CRUSADE MARCHES ON!
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who was the faggot that said inb4 dcs
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>>128654349
THANK YOU ALKAIZER-SAMA
>>
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>>128654383
It was Hekek
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I'm not playing until tonight, fuck this
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>>128654370
>>128654380
>>128654443
gonna play hc btw guys
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WTF I can't even connect to bnet chat. THANKS A LOT HEKEK
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ITS BRO TIME
>>
Why does the US season have to start so late?
>>
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>>128654605
because timezones you dribbling retard
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>>128654225
haha is that picture made by me
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I wanna try something that doesnt play itself, which class/build should I try? Something like Tal'Rasha Wiz in S3.
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>>128654605
starts at the exact same time 4u
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Post Qt Monks while we wait
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Anyone from NOFUN managed to log back into the game?
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>>128654724
pretty much all got back
>>
who still logged in here?
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>>128649034
Rollar
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>>128654712
good one
>>
>>
So when exactly is the season starting for EU?
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>>128654680
Witch Doc DOTsucker?
>>
whats the best class
>>
>>128655021
20 minutes

See you guys in an hour 20 when I can play :3
>>
Get in the mood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VP9NZPAX_dA
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everyone eu softcore who wants to group for s5 post your battletag
>>
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>>128654349
THANK YOU ALKAIZER-SAMA
>>
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw
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How do thorn crusaders work?

Do you disregard CHC/CHD? What are the main stats you require.
>>
I haven't played since way WAY the fuck back before Crusaders were even released, when Spin-to-Win Barbarian and Frost Orb Wizard were the best builds.

Is it worth playing again or is it still mindless stack-everything-on-one-skill and run through the game until you get bored?
>>
>>
>>128655535
thorns
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>>128655580
>mindless stack-everything-on-one-skill and run through the game until you get bored

That's every arpg ever
>>
female crusader a cute desu

A CUTE
>>
>>
>>128655535
http://www.diablofans.com/builds/70336-2-4-thorn-build-gr-87
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw
10 minute mark
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who comfy?
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>Want to play a barb
>Only viable builds are supportcuck or charge
>>
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmzg_goa_tc
NOFUN right now
>>
is there room on NOFUN?
>>
>>
5 MINUTE
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>>128656142
yes
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What's the best class/build for solo?
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>>128656506
Demon hunter
>>
>>
ITS ON
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>>128656532
and for group?
>>
IDS HAPPENING EU
a IDS HAPPENING EU
IDS HAPPENING EU
>>
3006
>>
And.. problem creating hero
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>>128656613
Demon hunter
>>
>>
Code 300008 followed by 3006.
Nice one, blizz
>>
CAN'T CREATE HERO

IT'S OVER


THE GAME IS DONE

CAN'T CREATE HERO

IT'S OVER


THE GAME IS DONE

CAN'T CREATE HERO

IT'S OVER


THE GAME IS DONE

CAN'T CREATE HERO

IT'S OVER


THE GAME IS DONE
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i'm stuck in hero select
>>
4 man group

One person managed to connect.
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>tfw hero made and loading into game
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I got in right away oniifam
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>Stuck in character creation edition
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What did i even expect?
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tfw I could be playing ns right now
Instead my game is crashing when it loads because hero bugged
So now I can't even play
This is the last time I bother with season shitfest
>>
Good luck and have fun
>>
nice fucking servers
>>
You could just watch a twitch stream and click your left mouse button a gazillion times

It's pretty much the same thing
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>Level 1 Crusader turns into a level 70 DH when I try to log him on.
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Hopefully all these problems will be sorted out by the time NA can play.
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>neither rebirth nor create char works
GG BLIZZARD
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>EUcucks getting buttblasted
nice job beta testing for burgers, faggots
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>get in game after 10 minutes in character screen
>1200 ping
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>>128657217
rebirth worked for me
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What's even the point in playing season if there aren't any Seasonal legendaries?
It'll become just like the normal game after a week.
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>>128657495
dont play it then, faggot
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Retard question inbound: Will the class set you get from the season journey always be level 70 or can I fuck myself over by claiming too early?
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What should I do first? Just finish all the acts?
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>>128657495
literally just bank space for me
i cant be fucked cleaning my bank
and i guess the season rewards if theyre still a thing
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REMINDER IF YOU WANT A CLAN INVITE POST YOUR BT AND REGION IN THREAD
REMINDER IF YOU WANT A CLAN INVITE POST YOUR BT AND REGION IN THREAD
REMINDER IF YOU WANT A CLAN INVITE POST YOUR BT AND REGION IN THREAD
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>>128657659
Why would you claim it early if the item dropped would be lvl 70?
You gain literally nothing by claiming it early.
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>>128657845
I might just not be understanding how this season journey works.

Do you get the full set all at once after you've completed everything and it'll be guaranteed to be a normal level 70 set?
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WIZARD, CRUSADER OR BARB PLS HELP
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>>128657983
>Play the game up to act iv
>get the haedrig things which work like bounty cache
>open them when you get lvl 70 on your preferred character
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>>128658171
I see, thank you kindly.
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>>128658112
Monk
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>>128657983
No, for every milestone you hit you get 1 bag with some set items in it, 3 bags total, full set at the end.
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How many hours/minutes left?
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>>128658536
so why would you ever open them before level 70? or is it like those hellfire items with no level requirements that are always scaled to be 70?
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>>128658636
-30mins
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>>128658636
Too late the season is already over
You missed it
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>>128658879
they're sets that have a minimum requirement of 70 to begin with. you could open the bags at level 1 and still get level 70 gear.
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>>128657739
invite please

yokel#2189 and EU
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Can someone post the roll chart?
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40000% weapon damage what the hell

is this dh set good?
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