Senran Kagura General /skg/ #592

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http://strawpoll.me/5723003/

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Looking at her fills my heart with happiness. This is my senran now.

>>128401523
>pick one or more

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I love Ikaruga!

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Guys, I need help! She just came into my room like this and climbed on! I can't get to my computer either!

Posted this from a Senranphone 4!

I LOVE EVERY GIRL!

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I love Haruka post and I need to practice more two in one post

Would you main your senran in a fighting game even if she was the worst character?

>>128401773
Damn picture rotation
Get off the wall!

>>128401812
If I'm mostly playing with /skg/, yes.

I Love Ikaruga

>>128401812
Yes. I believe she would play like Virgil in UMVC3

Goodnight

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Sooo would anyone here be up for playing some SV for awhile this weekend?

>>128401812
Definitely.

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I think Yumi is my favorite Senran

>>128401537
I have a problem with that, sir!
>>128401720
Try to pee your pants!

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>>128402084
> //////////

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I love Hikage! Every Thread!

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>>128402087
I bet the theory of parallel universes is actually true and everyone can have his own murasaki and every parallel universe deserves to have a happy one.

I really want to know that those cards for the NA edition of Estival will look like

I honestly hope that it's not the default character art for the game. That would be boring

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Hey there /skg/ it's late at night and you know what that means: Time to go to the cool side of the cheeseburger.

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>Birthday Anon's Weekly Senran Birthday Forecast

Okay, I know I fucked up with Homura and I will make up for it with a story.

>The keeper of your soul and mine, Ashiya, is going to star in a movie on the 14th. The move is based off of a story someone on a certain anonymous image board created. Other Senrans involved are the Milky Pop girls, Murasaki, Aria and Hikage.

Until next time remember that no one can love your Senran more than you and stay golden.


>>128402836
It would be cool to get real TCG or NW cards. The ones that talk.

>>128402840
Thanks man. I'll enjoy this

>>128402418
I would like to kiss her cute face

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>>128402840
Don't forget to get a bowl ready for breakfast in the morning.

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Miyabi dreams don't die, they just need patience to be realized. Someday she'll get a daki, and so with other dakiless senrans.

>>128403212
So the cereal is in the shape of her ass eh? Why not throw in marshmallows shaped like her swords then.

>>128403212
I-Is it part of a balanced breakfast?

>>128403434
There are no marshmallows in Homu Puffs, unless you count the boobs.

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Observe the snake

>>128403536
It's got balanced servings of both life and hometown.

>>128403536
Yes. The ryoubi one has single ass cheeks though because her butt was too massive to make double asscheek sized flakes.

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>>128403580
I nee more than one set of eyes to appreciate the snake.

>>128403862
>single ass cheeks
What an abomination of mankind
Give me both or give me death

>>128403546
>unless you count the boobs
CLOSE ENOUGH.

>>128404424
Lovely. The girls are hanging out somewhere.

>>128404898
>somewhere
It's a hell called minori land.

>>128404424
Why didn't Shiki bring her other friends to Minori Land?

>>128405007
Oh boy I can only imagine how insane that place must be.

>>128405040
you dont want to bring Minori to Minori land

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>>128405346

>>128405384
Sounds like a fun time to me

>>128405384
No, not her Gessen friends. The girls who she's always on the phone with. I'm pretty sure one of them is Shizune. Are they shinobi or are they just normal people like Murasame and Suzuki?

>>128405491
Fuck Minori gets me every time
I don't know if it's her voice, personality or her appearance but she makes me feel fucking dirty and I love it

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I want to fuck Shiki even if it means getting arrested for it!

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>>128405007
A PLACE FILLED WITH FILTHY AIR
A PLACE WHERE THEY HAVE NO CARE
A PLACE CALLED, NEW JERSEY

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I want to make Hikage pregnant! Every thread!

>>128405491
Hold the phone, is everything made of fucking sweets?!

>>128406104
What were you expecting from minori land?

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bed

>>128406258
Well then I'm going to need some spoons, some forks, and a few friends. And a few toilets just in case.

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>>128406685
Just don't use any of the rides, they seem rather dangerous.

>>128406809
I'm more going to EAT the rides rather than ride them.

>>128407881
I don't know if I'd eat chernobyl sized strawberries but suit yourself.

>>128407976
I'm sure a strawberry that huge could feed starving kids. Hell the fucking amusement park could be used to feed starving kids.

>You finally get to have sex with your Senran, but
She wants you to naturally inseminate her so that she can raise a family with your SECOND favorite senran they are yuri.
>Do you do it?

>>128408510
>last bit
Don't need to touch the spoilers
No

Reply to this with your lewdest SK pic. Instant-fap tier

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>>128409274

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>>128409274
Don't know why, but Homu's side ass just makes me diamonds everytime! I love her expression too!

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>>128409274
I'm sure you guys aren't surprised...

Pardon my noobism, but where are these "cards" from, and do I have to buy "booster packs" to get them?

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>>128410332
Haha look at this dork everyone!

If you're talking about these they're from a jap cell phone game called senran kagura new wave

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>>128410284
>>128409274

http://www.famitsu.com/news/201601/13097142.html

Apparently, custom themes will be added to the Vita for the games. I would preferably make my own for SK but theVD ones look nice

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>>128409274
Everytime

>>128411368
Meh. I'm not even sure Miyabi and Asuka are the most popular ones in their school and jasmine is like the least popular senran in total. I hope the other wallpapers for each theme have the other girls at least.

>>128411368
The chibis for skittles is nice. Was wondering why they didn't already have one like it

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Why is she so perfect, /skg/?

>>128412576
christ that is bad art

Mirai is a dork!

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>>128414231

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>evening
>open tab of whatever /skg/ thread the night before
>skim through the pictures
>fap
>chill in /skg/ and shitpost the rest of the night
>repeat

I just realized that I have been doing this for 2 months straight. Anyone else?

>>128414610
I'm gonna stick my dork in that dork

>>128414971
I want to rape Haruka.

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>>128416296
>implying she wouldn't just turn it around once you have no energy left

>>128416437
is this to love ru

>>128416437
>implying she wouldn't just turn it around once you have no energy left

Harukafags in charge of having any imagination.

>>128416437
But Haruka's a sadomasochist. Maybe she'd be caught in a subby mood.

>>128416653
As opposed to
>I want to rape Haruka.
I guess.

>>128412107
Each Senran featured here is a leader. Jasmine is the leader of the Mikagura. Each icon represents a character in the leader's group.

>>128417306
But usually vita themes come with multiple wallpapers. They show 5 different themes, doesn't mean that the leader of each school has to be on each wallpaper.

>>128405981
Good taste Anon!

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>Anonkovich come to Siberia! Miss you much!

>>128419068
Tiny Russian i'd love to but me and sergei are deep in zone. May not return this winter or the next we plan to push to centre.

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>>128419552
>blowout soon Anonkovich!

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>>128419731

Would murasaki be a flying unit in a senran SRPG?

>>128421308
Murasaki would have immunity to tile hazards and double vertical climb, but she wouldn't ignore height entirely.

>>128421545
God I really hope takaki makes a senran SRPG, I want to autistically grind my waifu until level 9999

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Cat is here to save the day by rescuing /skg/ from page 9! You better be thankful to cat.

>>128423526
I do not wish to be saved from the nine! The nine is peace. Behold the Nine!

>>128423526
What is page nine?

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Japanese cat playing with ball

>>128424391
I'll be taking this cat...!

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"You gonna propose to me Anon?"

>>128425997
no you ugly reptile

>>128425997
Hikage you can't just threaten anons to propose to you.
A proposal of love born out of fear is not a true proposal.

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I love Yumi! I want to tickle her feet!

>>128426218
yumi has nice eyes

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>>128426142
>"I can't?"
>"You sure?"

Jesus Christ, you fags can't even emulate my speech patterns correctly. I do not talk like the impersonators at all.

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I want to a Yomi

>>128428000
You can a yomi with me, if that involves you taking my beansprout.

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>>128428172
nah m8 but thanks for the offer.

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!

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Morning /skg/ had nightmares all last night. Can I get some cute Senrans?

>>128428698
no

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>>128428698

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>>128428492
What's up Ashiya?
>>128428698
Just imagine chi<your favorite senran>s chasing the nightmares away.

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>>128428698

>>128428000
I want to slap Yomi's ass.

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>>128428835
...

>>128428835
>>128428905
CHIBI....SENRANS....TOO ADORABLE!

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>>128429349
Hug time!
>>128429364
Want a Chinori?

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>>128428835
>"This will go in your butt!" <3

>>128429506
Anon no! This thread is not prepared for that level of cuteness!

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>>128429594

>>128429509
look at her cute, tiny happy boobs
>>128429506

>Want a Chinori?
I might get diabetes

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>>128429506
~

>>128429640
Okay, fine, we can have Chinori

>>128430285
We had that earlier here >>128411368

>>128429707
Ashiiya, what happens to all the Anons souls after you eat them in your demon summoning rituals?

>>128430285
I'm going to be saying >paying for wallpapers until I die
how the fuck did anyone let "themes" happen?

>>128431163
It all goes into her stupid hair.

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It's a snow day and Minori wants to play

what do you do?

>>128432078
I wonder if she'd like video games. I mean she wouldn't play anything that requires thinking so some colorful platformers would probably be great for her.

>>128432181
Tell Yumi to cut that shit out, making it snow so Minori can skip school is EVIL!

>>128432078
Ask her where Yozakura is.

>>128432281
yozakura doesn't play with Minori you baka

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>>128432078
sneak into Shiki's room and play dressup

>>128432849
That's the point baka.

>>128433426
as soon as Yozakura finds Minori she'll make her go outside and shovel snow

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>>128431163
>>128431807
...

> New 3ds hackable
> Halfway there after downgrading
> Just gotta install CFW to play SK burst

I never had a waifu but Im doing all this to learn more and origins of the Senrans

>>128433471
THAT'S THE POINT BAKA

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>>128432960
Now you try it on!

>>128433530
I just hope for your sake that you weren't interested in any of the New Hebijo or Gessen girls or a good framerate.

>>128433530
Just play the Hebijo Story, Shinovi Versus tells Hanzo's backstories better than burst

>>128433928
I want to try the bat hat on too!

>>128435114
Hi
...
You're pretty

>>128433512
What?

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>>128435114

Do I have something on my face?

>>128436946
Just the most adorable look ever.

>>128436903
Associating Ashiya with demon summoning, soul eating and related thing is pure gossip

>>128401986
I´d be up for that, actually.

>>128437110

I don't know if I want Haruka to think my face is adorable

>>128437370
Then what happened to my best friend Anon?

He said he met a cute red haired girl who had no friends. She invited him to a pool party...

I never heard from him again. When I asked her where he was she just smiled, licked her lips, jiggled her boobs and said "He is in a better place now!".

Then I ran away, I could tell I was in danger!

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GOD I NEED ASUKA INSIDE OF ME RIGHT NOW

>>128438080
...don´t you mean the other way around?

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>>128438204
I think he wants Asuka's long, thick, futamaki!

>>128438204
NO. HER INSIDE OF ME. SOME PARTS AT LEAST

>>128438316
But Asuka has girl parts!

>>128438316
Anon...could you...be into vore?

Reminder! All Senrans were at one point absorbed by Yoma. The girls that were "rescued" were not the original girls, those girls were fully absorbed, the things that came out were in fact half Yoma merged with some of the original girls personalities. Now they seek Anons to lay their Yoma eggs inside off so they can bring about the destruction of the human race!

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>>128438765

Dougen please go away. We don't have an eldritch horror fetish like you, nor do we want to eat a fetus.

>>128438915
Thank God Kagura killed him.

>>128439005
I think he actually managed to stay alive (again).

>>128439005

>killed

Yeah, just like Homura killed him in Burst and the beginning of SK2, right?

>>128438915
I still think it would have made more sense in SK2 for incomplete Orochi to have absorbed the girls and then powered up into True Orochi, rather than having True Orochi there already and then just absorb the girls for no reason at all.

Worse still is the fact that there IS still no explanation as to why she could just absorb 9 fully healthy, powered up and ready to fight ninja with no effort at all.

With just 3 of them being 100% immune, with no explanation given other than "plot armour".

Closest thing I ever saw to an explanation was that Orochi couldn't absorb Asuka/Homura because the Yoma-General versions of them had their Red Orbs smashed.

But then the rest of those Red Orbs were in Kagura so why that would effect who Orochi could absorb is beyond me.

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>>128439492

SK in general has a metric fuckton of plotholes, but the best explanation is, as you put it, "plot armor".

We all know that the Yoma will be back, Dougen is going to pop out of a blackhole to summon them, and more ancient evils will need to be slain by a bunch of highschool girls with giant tits in skimpy outfits. I just kind of gave up on the story/logic of these games. It's much easier to just roll with it.

On a side note, it would have been damn cool if you could unlock the Yoma Generals armor as costumes.

>>128439427
Come on man. Kagura did some...magic light beam thing I don't know. Just let me believe.

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>>128438069
Could it be that you're talking about THIS girl, instead?

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>>128439492
>with no explanation given other than "plot armour".
Maybe the Super Secret Ninja Scrolls protected them?
And Kagura because lolKagura DA YOMA KILLAH

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>>128439810
Would you marry the Youma version of your Senran?

I'd have to do something about her hair, but I'm sure Youma Mirai would make an excellent wife and probably would not kill me.

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>>128439995
Nope! It was definitely this evil monster! Look at her now, eyeing up her next meal!

>>128439492
Homura had Engetsuka and Hanzo was giving all of his power to Asuka. Dougen on the other hand wasn't a human anymore but a weird youma-human hybrid

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>>128439810
>>128440197
Man I love the Yoma designs.

>>128428835
I wouldn't be so relaxed if I had such little demons wielding a syringue bigger thah themselves near my eyes.

>>128440197
Youma-ruka is kinda cute under the mask, but that Coatbot is frightening
The thing she's doing with her vials is cool though

>>128440545

I'm just hoping the next game merges EV's and SK2's timelines. That way we can have Naraku and Kagura along with the entire EV cast fighting Yoma and Dougen.

>>128440545
Do you happen to have the ball yomas with the faces inside?

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>>128440778

>>128440231
Well I don't know what to say. As far as I know she believes in a god related to the number 666 (which actually is not directly related to Satan)

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>>128440197
>that demon Ninto
Creepy man

>>128440857
Yoma are scary!

Imagine some huge monster comes along, eats and absorbs you, turning you into her boob fat. Only to let you out once in a blue moon to attack and kill other girls so she can add them to her boobs fat as well!

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>>128441167
All hail Kagura, for she will liberate us from these evil beings, even if it means taking some small collateral damage.

>>128441346
>face nipple octopus boobs
Too much

>>128441346
I wish each group of girls got to fight one of the giant Yoma properly. Also each Yoma should have been given some sort of horrible vore/absorb/merger OHKO attack to make them properly scary.

>>128441741
No! Seeing the Senrans die as a result of a game over is too sad!

>>128441346
I hated fighting this thing.

>>128441930
Then don't die! I didn't!

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>>128442062
Me too, there was absolutely no rhyme and reason to it.
Just constantly Shinobi Chaining and hoping you get some standing ground to do some damage.
Only True Orochi was worse because that stupid thing just constantly spammed some knockback shit.

>>128442062

The camera is a nightmare, you can't even see it wind up its attacks if you're close enough to hit it. Good thing it does almost no damage or else there would be a problem

>>128442368
It does some okay-ish damage in the Yoma's Nest though.
>>128442293
I actually found True Orochi ridiculously easy

>>128443001

>Fatal Frame 5, NoA edition.jpg

>>128443001
I want to do the Mario!

Swing your arms from side to side

>>128443001
Poor senrans, the cost for the constant replacement outfits they have to buy made them so poor they actually have to use garbage in order to dress for halloween

>>128443485
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65uNCLBTje0

>>128443485
I want to do that Mario too!

>>128443557
Garbage senrans get garnage clothes. It's only fair

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H-hey guys come back. I brought you lunch!

>>128444960
You can't buy me affection with burgers

>>128444960
>Glomps AmericanAnon!
>Eats my lunch

>>128444960
It is always strange when the thread is all active and talking and then just stops dead!

If Yomi is poor does that mean she smells

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>>128445071
Can I buy it with titties?

>>128445136

She bathes in fountains to save money. She also takes all the coins out of the fountains.

>>128445152
What the hell, is this official art? Where did all her cushioning go?

>>128445152
>guessed Haruka immediately
Shit, how did you know!

>>128445291
it's NewWave art and that tends to happen with these cards

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>>128445291
I, for one, welcome fit Haruka

>>128445291

Official art is hilariously inconsistent. You get things like giant fuckhuge boobs (even on characters like Kharafu), along with skeleton Haruka.

>>128445324
It's a skill.

>>128445625
>Finish my lunch
Oh! Oh! Guess me! I like many Senrans so it should be easier for you!

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>>128445492
>Official art is hilariously inconsistent. You get things like giant fuckhuge boobs

that can be great though, you must admit.
for instance it gave us titcow miyabi!

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>>128445291

To another card

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>>128445880
But she always had big tits, even in the real official art?

>>128444960
Just when I make a bowl of noodles, you brought burgers. Sorry

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>>128444960
Sorry.

I ate rice and beans mixed with eggs.

And some chocolate milk.

https://box.yahoo.co.jp/guest/viewer?sid=box-l-srbxng5ckbbhxse7zbgncm27ty-1001&uniqid=cc61b00c-02dd-4d4d-bd4d-e3fb55ee7937#

I demand someone translate all of this immediately.

I want to trash up Haruka's lab and tell her that I fixed it!

>>128446292
Compilation of NW event text?

>>128446045
>>128446156
Not eating that AND the burgers. What is wrong with you people?

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>>128445941
And to the beach.

>>128446547
I'm exercising.

Come back on Saturday or Sunday.

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>>128446156
What is that, a Kagura for ants?
Are there Yoma ants to fight?

>>128446632
And to her stupid ribbon.

>>128446632
>tfw your team won't listen to you or even help the one that's being assaulted by a squid

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>>128446632

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>>128446686
>Yoma ants

You'd be surprised.

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>>128445820
I mean I guess I can try.
>>128446672
Fair enough. Good luck to you man.

>>128446547
I'm an easy to fill guy. I could say I eat a lot at once, but I know I'd be lying.

>>128446632
Why is there an angry Homu on that pic ?

>>128446861
Its a hug, not assault.

>>128447037
Her expression tells me otherswise

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>>128446951
You too.

Fellow American.

>>128447018
Because she wants to die.

>>128446951
...
Homura isn't one of my favorites. I have saved some of her cards though
...
Thanks for the lunch

>>128446971
>I'm an easy to fill guy
L-lewd

>>128447097
Those are tears of joy. She hasn't seen her octopus friend in years and can't contain how happy she is.

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>>128446040
99% of senrans have big tits.
but titcow versions are one step beyond!

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Reminder that the Senrans are NOT white. None of them! If they were, they would look like this.

>>128447646
I'm okay with this Haruka.

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>>128447646

>>128447018
Because she is jealous of Haruka's thighs.

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>>128447804

>>128447235
That's how I am too actually. Homura and Asuka have this weird ability where they most likely aren't in anyone's top five or top ten, but are still well-liked regardless.

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>>128447646
I´d be okay with some white Senrans

>>128447646
The Haruka is pretty good.

Would would Haruka finger your ass?

>>128447646
I can dig this.

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>>128448205
The Power of the MC

>>128447828

I want Haruka to wrap her thighs around my head and make me eat her our

>>128444960
I've never had a burger from dairy queen. Are they good?

>>128448447
Yeah, they aren't bad. Nicely made and the meat is generally pretty juicy, which is a definite plus.

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>>128448278
Kidding aside, it isn't really that bad. Mirai needs to be a bit shorter and stop making that stupid face, but she's all right other than that. Yomi's Slavic, fat, pig-like appearance is capture perfectly.

>>128448339
If you mean pulling her finger in my anus, no. SK's levels of NSFW don't allow it. Although her speech was censored in Ikaruga's story in BA, so...maybe?

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>>128448246
Is that a Assassin's creed cosplay on the left ?

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>>128440545
Just to remind you but at one point most of your waifus were absorbed into a giant demon without any effort at all (like pathetic, weak, useless cannon fodder) and basically became part of True Orochi + Dogen!

>Finally got to learn how to drive after being paranoid about it back then
>Finishes for the day but was freaked out until afterwards

Christ, this will take a long time to master

>>128448437
I want them wrapped around my waist so I can keep warm and admire their softness.

>>128448945
God speed to you!

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>>128448741
Huh, not a bad Yagyuu. All I got is this Hibari Cosplay

>>128449483
>zero hips
>zero ass-fat

I hate 3D. I can't believe they are the only realistic choice. It's bullshit

>>128449047

She can keep my head warm if they're wrapped around it!

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>>128449685
I got some thick 3D Senrans if you like

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>>128448943
Anon, no! It's going to take me a whole month before I can get Mirai's self-esteem back to where it was before she heard you say that! Some of us have waifus without much confidence in themselves like her, Murasaki, or Murakumo, and comments like that don't help, so please keep them to yourself.

>>128448246
Hatsuu has some big tits. If only there were more like her who still somewhat care about SK.

>>128449760
She'd make for a great scarf.

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>>128449836
>"They were all pathetic, they should have given up their lives and allowed them selves to be fully absorbed".
>"They would have been much happier as ass and tit fat on Orochi and I!".
>"Now they all have to live with the knowledge of how pathetic and weak they are and fear the next time a yoma pops up".
>"All it will have to do is breath to put them back in their rightful place as jiggling ass fat!"
>"They know that is all they are useful for!"
>"May as well just admit it and prepare them selves to help fill out a Yoma's figure!"

>>128450414
Mirai would just make it flatter.

>>128450414

Dogen you've died like three fucking times to the same group of high school girls, you can't call anybody pathetic without it looking silly.

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>>128450414
That's over the line! I think you've just undone all of the progress we've made on her self-esteem! You went too far, Anon!

>>128449775
Okay, that is a pretty good Kat and the Asuka ain't too bad either.

>>128451161
"Mirai's mind is dead" or something like that

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>>128451498
She´s okay. Not much effort with the costume.

>>128451604
Isn't it "heart"?

>>128451874
>bra
>shirt is buttoned

c'mon girl

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>>128451161
Its nothing a good nights sleep won't fix.

>>128448246
>hatsuu

i wana fuck her

>>128451161
>"Good! Good!"
>"It is good to see she is so ready and eager to accept her place..."
>"Can't risk adding her to the boobs though, might make it flatter..."
>"We will just add her to the ass instead!"
>"I am sure she will enjoy having her soul become Yoma ass fat and having her conciousness fade from existence as it happily accepts its fate!"

>>128452039
To be "fair", she is cosplaying the normal boring Hanzo school uniform, not her Shinobi attire.
And Kat always has a bra on.

>>128451881
Yes but I've seen it can be translated as mind too, and I'm not sure if by "kokoro" the author refers to "the part of the mind related to feelings"

>>128451874
It's not like Kat's school uniform requires THAT much effort.
>>128452039
Kat does have her shirt buttoned, but it's in a way where she like skips a button or something to help make a cleavage window.

Would you actually date any of these girls and be a good boyfriends/husbando, or do you just want to post smut about them and bang them

>>128452778
If Ryoubi were real and I had a chance with her, I'd be the best man for her I could be. Then again, that's my general plan for any girl I date.

>>128452778
all of the above

>>128452778
I'd fuck her on a cam website and make a loads of money from a bunch of retards who are literally paying me to have sex with my girlfriend, which I would have done regardless of them paying me or not.

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>>128452778
I-I could try at least...The former, I mean!

>>128452778
The better question is would the senrans be interested in us?

>>128453343
>>128453301
...
...
>Cries uncontrollably

>>128453301
She'd likely be the hardest to even start a relationship with since she rarely leaves the house. Unless you can meet her online, then your odds of dating her are pretty slim.

I want to lock Murasaki and Haruka in a room together.

>>128455119
What are you planning to do to them?

>>128455119
ANON NO! YOU CAN'T PHYSICALLY DO THAT!

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>>128455119

Haruka would feel bad for her and give her a pep talk to try to raise her self-esteem!

>>128449047
Maybe one day you can be as skilledstupid as me, and shit post on here while going 84 miles per hour. there have been times where posting complicated posts have become quite dangerous!

Damn it you nerds! Stop fapping every 30 mins! Every time you do this place dies!

>>128455528
While she does that, her robot can hang out with Bebe and they can go on some crazy adventure together.

>>128456078
Coatbot and Bebe could go on a date!

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Did you propose to your Senran yet?

>>128456757
Where could a stuffed bear and a robot coat hanger go though?

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>>128456947

hel p
me

>>128456947
>Your Senran
I hate that, I like many Senrans

>>128456947
Does this >>128425997 count?

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>>128457238
Well unless you live in a desert full of oil people only marry one person.

>>128457065
For a pizza lunch, since Coatbot is a gentleman-bot

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>>128457162
I GOT YOU BRO!

>>128457363
That's better.
>Murasaki, my top 1
...
I don't hink we're both ready for that. I don't have a work and I don't know if she trusts me enough

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>>128457363
I want to fuck the shit out of this rich busty blonde.

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>>128457363
Not true most of the time, I'm arab and I'm not polygamous. Kat alone is enough!

>>128457316
Yeah, Hikage in a wedding dress is really cute, wonder how proposing to her would go.

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>>128456947
I did years ago, anon

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>>128457468

I gave her the kelp but that just made her more excited!

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>>128456947
Oh yes and it's going well.

>>128457802
Just embrace it, anon.

>>128457802
You were suPPOSED TO DISTRACT HER WITH IT!!!

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>>128457694
>"H-Hikage I want you to be my family!"
>"... Ok"

>>128457802
>>128457952
SPRITZ HER WITH WATER TO TURN HER OFF!!

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>>128457980
Why couldn't this have been Hikage's card instead?

>>128457671
>those tits
>that body
>that position

leo has successfully established herself as #1 semen demon senran.

>>128458184
Its a well know fact that water makes her grow.

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>>128458184

I did! She said if I'm trying to clean her I should use my tongue instead
So I did that

>>128458308
It is Hikage's card. I don't know what "Mirai" is or why there's a big empty space next to Hikage, but I guess they just messed up on this card.

>>128458625
Why not just take a shower with her instead of doing something so vulgar?!

>>128458813
yay

memes

>>128458472
>Haruka is a plant
Wat
>>128458625
>So I did that
...
Did you lick her body? Were you trying to avoid her in the first place?!

>>128459042
EVERYTHING MAY AS WELL BE A MEME IN THIS DAMN GENERAL WHEN IT INVOLVES TALKING SHIT ABOUT A SENRAN

>>128459112
Look here>>128446632 her thighs are practically exploding outward when she interacts with water while they shrivel up when she isn't.

>>128459442
>>128445152

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>>128459112

I was just trying to calm her down! And what she said made sense at the time! I don't think it worked she just got more agressive

>>128459663
Notice while she is in a swinsuit, she isn't near the water itself so they went back down to normal levels.

>>128458625
>>128459781
Did she taste good?

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>>128458472
no that's asuka

>>128459781
1. DON'T RELEASE (if you already did, stop)
2. Try with more water. A full glass at once to her face
>>128459962
There's a lot of chance that she could get splattered