Unsettling Papyrus Edition
Previous Thread: >>128174824
Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own risk.
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/
-The Game's Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommended Games
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockmod
>flockmod.com/undertale
-Cytube
>Channel: Undertale
-Shimeji Directory
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
IRC Channel:
#undertalegeneral on Rizon
First for booby
I recall someone requesting a fill the thread with lewd rainbow goats?
posting a ghost in a soon to be ghost thread
>>128186770
oh yes good let's post more fursona OC art
ahem, I mean "adult Asriel" :)
>>128186770
I request a thread with LEWD CHARA
>>128186871
He a qt tho
Drawn by ghangaji. Its a minor scene from my old fic. Read it here!
http://pastebin.com/aLT7hEaj
And why not read the sequel here too!
http://pastebin.com/MwwrxP8Z
>nth for sad dads
>>128186971
no denying that
>>128186770
Me and another requested
All threads at or near late night /utg/ need to be filled with rainbowgoat, cutegoat, and boring other stuff for filler
>>128187173
Is it weird being unironic furries here? Is furaffinity just not doing it for you?
Post the creepiest image of either skelebro you can find or have!
I don't need sleep anyways!
>mfw
>>128187173
That can be done.
Remember tohug_the spooder.
>>128187298
Holy hell.
Alright /utg/ gimme your sans!
>>128187173
youre encroaching on dad hours buts that ok, I wouldn't want to get in your way
I want Mettaton to force me to lick my own cum out of his ass as he gives me a footjob!
I always thought these were Gaster hours.
>>128187287
Liking literally any of the characters makes you a furry or something similar depending on species, such as scaly, unless you like one of the humans. Then you're a pedo.
>>128187661
That's not true. I like the humans that killed Asriel, and they were adults.
>>128187736
Oh yeah, those humans were cool.
>>128187630
All hours are gaster hours, you simply must share with whoever else's hour it is
>>128187661
I'm mainly here for the skeletons.
>>128187736
>>128187763
Where does it say they were adults?
Every hour is whatever hour you want it to be
>>128187967
Well I dont think it was a village of kids that grabbed pitchforks and started stabbing him.
>>128187930
There would be a word for skeletons if they were more popular, like "Bonies" or something.
Just because they don't have the same autistic name like furries or scalies doesn't mean people can't like them in the same autistic way
Did someone say skeletons?
>>128188051
Maybe, but just saying "I like a certain human, and cannot identify if they are an adult, only presume without ever seeing them" is still pretty suspicious on the pedo scale
>>128187010
>>128188158
Maybe. If someone did, I think we'll be in for a skele-tonof fun.
>>128186380
OP's pic kinda looks like something you'd see in OFF.
http://imgur.com/a/sRcHl
>>128188258
>actual autism.
>>128188284
Okay
>>128188304
>get curious and finally look at it
HOLY SHIT.
>>128188352
>actual anger.
I want papyrus to tell me about the birds and the bees
>>128188404
>cheating in Undertale
Point and laugh!
>>128188318
Uh.. uh...thank you
>>128188284
I love how this thread is full of unironic autists, like all the other threads are somewhat aware of their faggotry, Sonic general knows their fandom is retarded so they make fun of them, Five Nights at Freddy's knows their fandom is retarded so they make fun of them, and then you have Undertale general which is full of "MMMM WORSHIP GOTES"
It's just weird being at the source of retardation instead of watching it from afar.
>>128188404
>Now tell your Undertale cheating stories.
Sorry i'm not a little bitch so I never cheated
>>128188453
Why?
Birds eat bees, because bees are bugs. He already knows this.
Your favorite character is in college, and is a dorm-mate with your least favorite character. How does it go?Bonus round: Your favorite walks in on your least favorite masturbating after they come back early.
Has anyone truly clicked OP's picture yet?
>>128188415
> I like the villagers
>Yeah but how do you know that it wasn't a community of kids?
>Because you ususaly don't have town full of only kids
>YOU CAN'T KNOW YOU PEDO REEEE
>>128188530
ironic autism == unironic autism
I hope you're all having a wonderful night tonight, /utg/!
>>128188613
>tfw don't have a least favorite character
how are you guys doing? I am doing creative, new pic
>>128188530
Anon, I'm fairly certain we all know how autistic we are.
Nobody ACTUALLY takes "WORSHIP" seriously, it's just an excuse people use to goatpost.
>>128188404
I spared toriel after killing everyone in the ruins
She just went transparent and went into the background a little bit.
It wouldn't let me go past that.
>>128188694ITS 5:10 AND I CANT SLEEP SOMEONE HELP
Other than that it's pretty good.
>>128188613
>Edgegote is sharing a dorm with MTT
>Edge sees him outside the robot body crankin' ye olde ghost donger
Something, something, Chaos Spears,
>>128188453
Birds and bees both fly, but only bees buzz! Also, both have pointy bits that can hurt you, but on opposite ends.
>>128188613
Asriel and So Sorry
Asriel finds disturbing artwork about a week into it that includes him. He pretends to not have noticed. Eventually So Sorry decided to tie up Asriel and keep him for a long time. What happens during this time I have only good feelings about.
>>128188530
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.
>>128188613
Toriesland So Sorry
That sound awful. I feel really bad, no one should have to be stuck withher
>>128188661
See >>128188389
Not gonna lie, I got pretty spooked.
>>128188613
>Alphys
>So Sorry
Honestly? Probably goes pretty well, given that Alphys is a weeb who writes bad fanfic and SS is a furfag that draws bad art.Until the bonus round, at least.
I want to marry Asriel!
>>128188723
>I am doing creative
>Picture has green in it
>>128188662
>Getting this mad when you're the one who started trying to b8
Don't you have a daycare to be spying on?
>>128188794
That's good. Maybe play some soft music?
>>128188947
Why he's 12?
IT FINALLY HAPPENEDUndyne vore
>>128188947
We all do Anon. We all do.
>>128188960
>>128188613
>Undyne
>Chara
Not good, I would think.If bonus round, she would either turn around and close the door, or nail her to the bed with her fishdick.
>>128189030
Anon,that's been around for a while.Nothing good since Undyne makes for a shit pred, but still.
>>128188816
Tbqhwu I've provably jerked it to some of So Sorry's art before UT
>>128188694
I'm awake after sleeping on and off for 20 hours, but besides that its been pretty good~
>Mortis Ghost plays Undertale
>>128188970
I have tried everything.
>>128188884
>4 off
Also, I wonder who else got at least a LITTLE bit spooked by that...
It sure as hell did to me.
>>128189107
Yeah but,none of it has been even half way decent.
But now, there is hope.
>>128189262
So close yet so far.
>>128189306None of it can be decent because Undyne is a shit pred, anon.Sharp teeth doesn't automatically make a character a good pred.
>tfw fell pretty hard while playing basketball and it hurts to sit up.
I fucked something up didn't I?
>>128189235
Toh Kay orPlagueofgripes DaS play throughalways put me to sleep.
>>128189030
Link for research purposes.
Voresucks
>>128189201
How do one sleep more than 2/3 hours a day. I can only sleep a full night when im so tired i just black out on the bed.
TEACH ME YOUR WAYS
want to cosplay gastor for a convention because I love making masks and being spooky, but don't want to be lumped in with the hundreds of other undertale cosplayers that will surely be there
what do
>>128189487
>cheating
>in Undertale
>>128188694
Gonna get off work, finish my steps for the day, go home and have a cup of coffee. And play shining force.
>>128188723
great, thanks for asking.
>>128189554
Just do what makes you happy, Anon. 90% of the cosplayers will be shit, so just try and make the best Gaster you can to be on another level.
>>128188723
Sup? I'm writingwhich I should have been doing an hour ago
>>128189483
Stay up for over 72 hours straight and the sleep will come to you don't worry.
>201X
>Not wanting Snowy to be your ice cold pimp daddy-o
>>128189384
I will try it, thanks.
>>128189487
>Unlimited power
>You literally can't die because of your determination
>mods hate cheaters
kek
>>128188723
You're too good for us, thanks for the pic
>>128188318
>>128189086
This meme ends NOW.
>tfw my mother loved when I autistically went on about a videogame or a show I really liked
>told her about plots and we'd sit and talk about it and stuff
>mom passed away at the young age of 41 last February
>never got to talk to her about Undertale, a game I knew she would enjoy
>>128189712
I want snowy to put on a cute little striped shirt
>>128189235
I put on RedLetterMedia videos, for whatever reason Mike's voice knocks me out.
>>128189554
Just try to make the best costume you can, don't act overly obnoxious, and have fun. Don't worry about whether people lump you in with the others.
>>128189729
No problem, try and sleep well fellow Muffet friend
>>128189369A pred is as goodas I imagine them to be.
>>128189465Eka's
>the only-thing mods hate more than lewd is cheaters,
Neato burrito
>>128189712
go to bed, snowy
you'd just getcold feet
>>128189821
Holy damn that's depressing.
>>128187298
>>128189859
Thanks.
Welp, off to bed.
I hate Snowdrake so goddamn much, fuck him, fuck his awful puns, and fuck the stupid snowflake feathers on his ugly goddamn face.
>>128189864
An actual link. I'mean not wading through that shitheap searching for it.
>Scratch balls and sniff hand
>Hair goes up my nose
Apparently, Tony said that Your Best Friend is partially based on the FUN song from Spongebob? How did I not notice that?
>>128189821
I'm sorry you lost her anon.
>>128190116
do NOT bully the snowdrake
>>128190058
Night!
>>128190116
>Hating Snowflake feathers
Literally the cutest
>>128190120
It's literally, one of the first things in the recent uploads.It's also on FA
>>128190116
DO NOT BULLY SNOWY
>>128190198
>Tony
>>128190037
Who fucking needed sleep anyway? HAHA NOT ME.
>>128189712
>people draw anowy with frills around his neck when he just has really tiny fluffy wings
I wanna pet his stumpy wings
>>128189821
Don't worry, anon.
You can talk with her once you're in the void, with the rest of us.
>>128190184
>>128190198
Toriel is so fucking cute and floofy in this animation, fuck.
Here Comes The Pain.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvq8LhmzsGc
well?
what's she listening to?
>>128190270BOO
>>128188661
Haven't you?
>>128190283
Do not bully the freezequack
>>128190268
Autocorrect is an idiot. Ah well. Weird, because Toby is a real name. Whatever.
>>128190340
She definitely is for a few moments, yes.
post fishdicks
>>128189821
You know, I complain about not being able to talk about characterization and plot in video games, period, but you got it far worse off than me.
Sorry to hear that, kiddo.
>>128189030
Not even worth the bandwidth used viewing that image. At the very least it wasn't giantess shit so that's a plus.
>>128190445
Nothing, she's just trying to break up with Alphys later in the day and doesn't want to have a conversation at the time
Do you think Flowey smells sweet?
>>128190456A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A
>>128190445
Asa si ce Daca stau la coada
Pentru fericire o viate-ntreaga
Was there some kind of bug with the dog food bag?
No lewd posting allowed!
>>128190270
Your name is literally skull, you can't be scared of a normal looking skull.
I'll admit though, the OP was a bit spoopy.
>>128190445
Piano pieces.
>>128190564
>>128190678
HOLDING YOUR HAND!!!!
>>128190659
You couldn't walk up very close to it. Because its hitbox didn't match the image very well.
>>128190678
you just try to stop me
>>128190445
>>128190679
That's pretty true. Those eye sockets are spooking me though. I'll still sleep likethe deadtonight I'm sure.
>>128190678
YOU CANT STOP ME
>>128190445Pic related.
>>128190734
Portuguese Special Forces made their intent clear. It's for Alphys's safety.
>>128189712
There's no way he's not a total bottom
>>128190679
It's a shame that so many people forget that Undyne can play the piano.
I imagine she would like to pieces like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCXRC5lGT98 just because.
>>128190793
That doesn't seem like much of a bug, just something a bit odd.MAYBE HE'S DOING IT BECAUSE HE ADDED SOMETHING THAT COLLIDED WITH THE DOG FOOD ANDi just want hardmode goddamn it
>>128190678
Stop me anon~
>>128190678
>>128190678
Somebody stop me!
Reposting chapter 7 for the new thread.
>http://pastebin.com/wktXpHt
>>128190678fuck you
Anyone figure out where this is from?
>>128191042
Thank you, CCA!
>>128190678
you're not the boss of me
>>128191017
>618:00
Dude...
>>128191017
I did it, I gave me a bit more "closure". But if you are beginning to feel burnt out I would recommend against it.
>>128190659
I believe it has to do with this skip. twitch dot tv/tuxwizzle/v/34742475
skip to 2:09:47
>>128190514
>fish fingers
Bad teeth leave.
Why is it so hard for me to hear the fact that Ruins and Waterfall and Spear of Justice have the same melody? They sound nothing alike to me, but when I try to hear each note individually, it seems identical. I know it like, intellectually, but that's it. What is wrong with me?
I guess it might because the melody of Ruins is actually much longer than say, Your Best Friend, so I get distracted.
>>128191046
Firemom is one of the better OCs to come out of this general, if not the best. Can't wait for more art of her.
>>128191059
Terminator maybe.
>>128191042
Always a pleasure yo read your works, thank you
>>128191059
thank you for posting that, I've been looking for it
I feel weird when I see it, It seems "right".
i wanna be a girl
>>128191059
Robocop?
>>128191258
The De-Terminator.
Also, any other spooky images of the skelebros?
>>128191059
Why is Asriel there.
>>128191046
>>128191201
I have to say, I'm ecstatic people haven't torn my head off about making an OC yet, let alone people LIKING it. If anyone ever draws fanart of Ember I will literally lose my shit
>>128188318
>tfw you'll never unload into Officer Undyne with half a mac-10 mag when the Sheetz robbery goes extremely bad extremely quickly
>>128190917
Lots of canonical aspects of characters are forgotten. Like the fact that Sans emits slime constantly. What can you do?
>>128190967
I want it too. But small things like that are easier to fix.
>>128191258
>>128191389
I mean maybe, but >>128191507 has a point. I'm curious as to if there's an AU or fic or something behind it.
>>128191437
>>128191542
dunacdumm
>>128189816
Sorry friendo, people just really like fishsticks.
>>128191593
Well, if anyone could save Asriel it'd be Robocop
>>128191560
>Like the fact that Sans emits slime constantly.
Anon, that's sweat.
>>128191516
She's not some super powerful important to the story etc etc donut steel kinda OC, so of course I would like her. I still need to get around to rping her but I'm not sure where would be good.
>>128191059
This picture reminds me of this for some reason.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpsqX0ZSAcc
>>128191374
But hey at least you're able to draw too
I didn't know that was a thing
>>128191635
I SAID NOW.
Give me pictures of cute void grandpa with grandchild please
Post Chara abuse
Requesting cute lizard please, I feel like I'm the only one who really loves the lizard
>>128192038
Post Chara loveand lewd
>>128192089
Your assumption is 100% correct.
Alright kids, I'm hitting the hay. Reposting for the last time, parts 36 and 37 were finished today:
http://askull4everyoccasion.tumblr.com/post/135678724500/a-year-every-minute-chapter-list
Expect to be back to one-a-day for this week, I've got a busy work schedule. Goodnight /utg/.
>>128192089
You're not alone.
please post people who need to be forgiven
>>128192172
Don't be silly! Everyone loves the lizard!
I wanna be a girl
>>128192282
>>128192282
Lizard is for snuggles and lewds only
not for full on sexuals
>>128192089
I gotcha.
>>128192284
>>128191516
My big problem with her is that she needs to be a different color, more so because my autism on color mixing states blue women plus red man can't make green girl.but that's just me, and my opinion as an artist is not that important.
>>128192373
I want to gently fuck the lizard during an anime marathon.
>>128192513
...
me too.
>>128192464
It's been suggested that Fuku eats copper to burn green, and thus the color of a Fire Monster is more of a fashion choice
I could do a green edit tho.
is this how trans people feel??
>>128192513
That sounds comfy as fuck.
>>128192190
Good night, Skull!! Dream of many bones and fibulas and pastas.
So, how did humans find out monsters became immensely powerful when absorbing a human soul? You'd think something with a response of that size would gave been provoked by something.
>>128192089
Drawfag request of Alphys dressed up as Isabelle from AC new leaf.any season clothing can work.
>>128189201
That's good!
>>128189608
>Shining Force
Fantastic taste
>>128192284
Just for you
>>128191686
That would make sense given Pap's knowledge of basic functions of a living beings.
>>128191017
>Copy the folder to another location
>Infinite Undertale saves
Howdy! Say, Want to give me some souls? In Exchange, We can rule the world?
>>128192284
>>128192674
Sicko
>>128187113>Not being able to be comforted by cute goatboi bf at night. At times when you cant erradicate the air melancholy from your mind, he can be there to snuggle your problems away.
Why life?
>>128192603
Naw your good man.
>>128192669
I second this so hard.
Toriel dressed as Isabelle pic related.
>>128192660
Jerrys great great great great grandfather did it in front of a human.
Its why everyone hates him
>>128192839
I work with binary colors, it would take like 2 minutes with the pant bucket
>>128192775
I fucking knew someone would post this.
How about we just settle for not speaking ill of the dead?
>>128192608
No.
>>128192846
hnnnnng cute overload
>>128192669
I can get behind this
>>128192813
I'm sorry.
>>128192913
http://strawpoll.me/6507916
Undertale Racing Game
> Story: Mettaton hosts a racing event commemorating one week anniversary of monsters coming to the surface
> Papyrus in his Sports Car - special ability- sends his special attack to cars in front and back of him
> Sans on his bike - special ability- time stop
> Undyne- Enlarged version of her spear that's ridden like a surfboard - special ability - raining spears that acts like obstacles when it lands
> Alphys on a scooter with Mew Mew Kissey Cutie Decal - special ability Jet Pack
> Toriel- in Toriel's minivan with Goatmom sticker - special Ability- invincibility as Minivan is set on fire
> Asogre and his Burger Truck King - special ability- smash the lap counter and has the race start again from the start
> Mettaton on a jetpack- special- transforms into a centaur with four of his famous legs
> Napstablook - a Cadillac made out of his tears- special ability- music gets replaced by spooktunes, everyone is slower or has trouble with handling due to creepiness
> Frisk on a Tricycle with DETERMINATION to win- special ability- MERCY
> Flowey on a little pull car- special ability- briefly mindfucks everyone by becoming OMEGA FLOWEY
> Asriel on his soapbox with flowers drawn on it- special ability - temporarily transform himself into god of Hyperdeath and his car into Hyperdeath Rocket Mobile that shoot Chaos Lazers
> Temmie in a cardboard car- special- Temmie starts dumping out dog residues
> Chara, just by itself but faster than most characters - special- ATTACK- timer becomes 9999999999999999
> Gaster on his DARKNESS and glitches- special- Makes the screens Dark, Darker, Yet Darker
>>128190198
i'm late but uhh https://soundcloud.com/toaster-one/actually-the-plot-of-undertale
>>128192905
No don't worry about it, it still looks pretty good regardless of the color.
>>128193040
I'm sending some serious power creep here.
>>128192815>No gotebae to get you out of the house and out of your rut when youre feeling down
what did i do to deserve this
>>128193136
BLUE SOUL
http://strawpoll.me/6507928
Spoopy.
Do you think he actually had these codewords in the eventuality of a time-traveler, or that you simply insisting it's a codeword is good enough for him?
>>128193174
Sensing*. Why the fuck do phones even have this shit feature
>>128193136
uh-huh...nope.
seems pretty blue to me.
>>128192089
WANNA HUG THE LIZARD
GONNA HUG THE LIZARDWANNA FUG THE LIZARD
GONNA FUG THE LIZARD
>>128192284
These leed Chara faces don't get anywhere near this high
>>128193046
I want to find a link confirming that it is actually based on it. I can definitely believe it, but it could be a coincidence. That song has a comment that links to a tweet that references the FUN song, but nothing more.
Thanks.
>>128188661
I did. I was truly unsettled.
>>128189648
you welcome
>>128189670
keep at it anon
>>128189764
foolishness! I'm in the same boat as you guysmay be doing lewds tomorrow, dunno
>>128193283
>no all of the above option
What are you doing???
>>128193207
>The word "rut" caught my eye instantly before reading any of the spoiler
I need help
How do the monsters hook up and mate, they seem like very varied species, Toriel and Asgore where likely the same species, but how a fish and a lizard could hook up, or and skeleton and a goat, and if they can hook up, can they hook up with humans?
>>128193285
sans seems like the kind of person who always is prepared for someone to say "i am the legendary fartmaster" to him.
>>128193324
>>128192813
Goatdad confirmed 100% sex appeal
>>128193435
You can pick multiple choices
>>128193451
Hook up with =/= mate
>>128193136
do not desecrate the bad orb
he is not all that bad really
>>128193451
Im pretty sure the boss monsters have a physical pregnancy. At least thats whats implied by the lab tapes. Other monsters, who the fuck knows. It probably happens like pokemon. They just hug until a soul baby comes out.
>>128189365
Every time I see a picture of one of the skelebros with glasses taped to their heads, I smile. Dunno why I just find it so amusing.
>>128193506I hope that artist draws undertale vore.
>>128193597
>>128193451
Like so
>tfw Undyne and Alphys will never have a beautiful kid who is later savagely beaten to death by human supremacist thugs
>>128193174
shite I forgot to mention that everything below Napstablook are unlockables.
>>128193136
Hey guys i'm finally back what did i-
...
Good to see the general is still classy
>captcha was Spaghetti
>>128193775
BURN IT WHILE IT CANT ESACPE
Metal Gear Frisk when?
>>128193686
chara you are forboden from the internet for a week.
>>128193283
>only six people want to smooch the lizard
Wat
>>128193283
>http://strawpoll.me/6507928
>no bully option
what the fuck...
Good news, everyone
>>128193775
every time i look at my reaction image folder this little shit is peeking out of it
>>128193843
forgot to add link.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LY3ftiLqmE
Chapter 1 of the new fic is done. I just gotta get the proofreading done, and I can post it. Hopefully I can post it later tonight if I can keep my eyes open, otherwise, expect it tomorrow
>>128193506
>>128193935
>no bully then comfort option
Come on
>>128193863
http://molensfw.tumblr.com/
>>128193981
Good
>>128193981
>>128193775
>yfw that isn't even Asgore and Sans' baby
>It's Asgore and Toriel's
>But Asgore is such a loser that Sans fucking Toriel impregnated him and forced him to carry and birth the abomination for them
>Thanks Asgore
>>128193954
END THE LEWD
What do you suppose this actually is? Is it just, say, a sensor that he used to determine 'the anomaly', or something else?
>>128193784
>it inherited undynes dt
>infant the infinite
>[piano battle against a true hero]
>>128194264
>>128193784
Maybe in Alphys' species, the girls have penises
>>128194297
Sans was able to detect Flowey for a long time, and it was unlikely that it broke then since it was probably what destroyed gaster.
I believe its a time machine that broke when gaster attempted to use it, resulting in him being in all timelines at once but also none because 3deep
>>128194349
Gaster stop hijacking anons posts
>>128194349
>That link
Gee!
>>128194349
The fuck are you doing
>>128194049
>"Oh hey some of their stuff is cute"
>sees vore
>",,,goddamn it"
>>128194235
I think you got mixed up somewhere in your cucking fantasy
>>128194452
>>128194485
it was just the legacy captcha image, I accidentally dragged it into the text box
>>128194264
You got me there, anon
>>128194362
Good job >>128194440
>>128194349
>>128194452
>>128194485
What was it?
>>128194438
But I thought Gaster fell into the core, not whatever this is?
>>128194578
>What was it?
A link to the captcha image
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lsb7oxE7BfU
Have you gotten to be a huge flirt like Frisk after playing Undertale? Or are you still shy?
>>128194578
like a 730 character-long link to a recaptcha image
amazing
>>128194594
gaster fell into one of his 'creations' which may or may not have been the core, which he also created. It's unknown if sans made that machine, because he can't fix it. Probably because Gaster was a genius and smarter than sans, and now that the machine is broken sans cannot fix it.
>>128194594
They say his "Creation", so you think core initially but it might also be the machine.
The fact toby talks about it saying "Alphys has tried to fix the machine as well as sans, but they could not. No one can." makes it at least very important, and no real other theory exists
I like the marketing experiment theory
>>128194689
I've become a gigantic flirt, but only towards skeletons.
It is tearing my life apart.
>>128194804
Is there a place that lists all the little factoids Toby has mentioned about the game like how both Sans and Alphys have tried to fix the machine and what not?
>>128194916
>Bored within minutes 0/10
Holy shit ahaaha
>>128194916
I like that he couldn't figure out the leaves puzzle.
The puzzles in UT are shit, but not that bad.
>>128194916
>ripoff idea from Magnavox odyssey
>>128191945
>>128194689
I've always been a flirt.
>>128194785
>>128194804
oh okay, that makes sense. So... it may have been responsible for his shattering, breaking for whatever reason. He is the only one who might have been able to fix it, (and maybe bring him back, whatever) so it remains forever broken. Damn, and here I was hoping it just MIGHT be a hook for additional content.Pfft. It'll never come ;_;
>>128194940
Wish there was, I have no idea. They're all from his twitter
>>128194804
>Alphys has tried to fix the machine as well as sans, but they could not
Stop spreading misinformation. He never said "Alphys."
>>128195083
Would you smooch a ghost?
post remixes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfIIY3hM2H4
>>128195042
>In one you explored a room step by step, never knowing when you were going to fall through and "invisible" hole.
>There are people who literally never figured out what the clue to that room meant and just guessed the entire thing
>>128194916
>he couuldn't figure out the fucking leaf puzzle
>>128195094
>here I was hoping it just MIGHT be a hook for additional content.
just throwing this out here, the darkness thing was from the kickstarter and could very well be talking about Gaster
>>128195176
Depends, are we talking cute Napsta/Mettablook ghost, sexy ghost, or horrifying ghost?
>>128195107
The one he was replying to asked if Alphys tried to fix the machine, it's implied he's including Sans and Alphys.
>>128195352
this ghost
Ember now comes in red. Pink? idk. I just wanted to see what she'd look like
>>128195352
Any kind.
Drunk sex between mad dummy and Napstablook, when?
>>128195050
Thank you, friend, that one wasn't in my folders.
This game is so cute ;_;
It makes me really happy
>>128195475
Christmas milf
>>128195475
cutie
>>128195582
You know who else is cute? Undyne.
>>128195706
The truth
>>128195582
this games cute.
this game made me cry.
>>128195437
Spooky.
>>128194916
so i decided to see what "blubberguts" did actually like...LOL
>>128195879
confirmed for shit taste
>>128195879
>Might and magic x
I'm somewhat okay with that.
>Lego anything.
>Pic related.
>>128195879
>Lego Lord of the Rings
>breathtaking
>>128195375
No, it wasn't.
Stop spreading this shit.
http://mtt-brand-undertale.tumblr.com/post/136883115082/mega-sans-trashia-undertaleuniverses
POR QUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEE
less awful things. More funny things.
I need Asgore and Sans by Weaver where Sans says
"well, I got good news"
>>128195321
>Something else
If I were him, I'd either hate my creation by now, or be much too afraid to add to it, change things. He might make something completely unrelated.And he'll get shittons of funding for it.
>>128196235
i gotcha senpai
>>128196106
Lol what the fuck
Do you really expect anyone to believe he just pulled up conversation about the machine out of nowhere
>>128196298
https://twitter.com/FwugRadiation/status/644973310481166340?lang=en
Yes.
Kindly get fucked.
>>128196191
>>128196108
the question should be
Porque no?
http://undernovela.tumblr.com
>>128196292
My nigga
>>128188120
Skelebros
well /utg/ i did it
i spent 3 months of my life reading homestuck
mostly i'm just amazed that it's already been 3 months since i've played undertale... holy shit
sticking a tire pump up snowy's ass![hearing his cute little moans and complaints with every pump!/spoiler]gently rubbing his taut, fluffy, downy tummy!KICKING HIM ACROSS THE ROOM LIKE A FOOTBALL9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9
I want to help Asriel overthrow his father!
How is everyone doing this Sunday night / Monday morning?
What games you playing?
music?
>>128196572
I want to move that robe 4 inches to the right!
>>128195475
Im going to lewd the fire mom.
Tell me /utg/. What are her fetishes?
>>128193843
Looks like our client just got outbid.
>>128196427
Uh
did you even look at the link
anyone have anything to request
its me first time drawfagging be gentle. i just dont want to work on any of my projects right now.
take this swap!sans. i can guarantee you, if i deliver, it will not be this quality!!no goat allowed
>>128196604
Playing touhou 8 right now
Have a skelly representation of what playing this game in Hard or Lunatic feels like
>>128196548
Hey, there ya go. You now caught up even past people who actually were there from the beginning. How do you feel? See some parallels between UT and it? I mean, Hussie was a big influence on Toby for sure.
>>128196572
Asriel's dead, though.
>>128196191
Pic related.
>>128196760
if that's your art, you're gonna be just fine
one Snowdrake, please
>>128196671
Cold play and/ss/
>>128196469
>>128196797
Nice headcanon
>>128196757
Did you?
Because it looks like you're either baiting or retarded.
>>128196572
Pretty sure you wouldn't have to overthrow Asgore, he'd probably just let Asriel have the throne.
>>128196604
Meh
Kingdom hearts 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaa76KVM-HA
>>128196550
Do NOT bully the goatdad
>>128196760
Annoying dog stealing more plot relevant items.
>>128195437
I would comfort that ghost, but I might abstain from kissing as they seem kind of sticky.
>>128195483
Cute and sexy yes, horrifying probably not.
>>128196760
Oh, sans in a frilly dress
Kinda like pic related but blue
>>128196604
Replaying Godhand, listening to that DMDOKURO album someone posted earlier, dreading going to school tomorrow.thanks for asking
>>128196895
>If I post an edit of Twitter, it will prove I'm right!
You already lost
>>128196896
>Do NOT bully the goatdad
and by goatdad I mean Snowdrake
I'need to get some coffee
>>128195557
No problem!
Have another one.
>>128196760
That's some really nice art.
How about some Papyrus and Monster Kid?
>>128196843
Is that part of a comic?
>>128196907
>The annoying dog absorbed the BARRIER.
>>128196604
Comfy, playing nothing.
Listening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKSicpmDmZc
Am I a pussy bitch for crying over not having someone as loving as goat boy with me?
Impregnating Chara!
>>128196992
ILL BULLY YOUR COFFEE
WITH A DUSTY TIRE PUMP
>>128197050
Yeah, but I don't have the rest of it. I think it was like 3 parts/panels
>>128197154
please no
>>128197104
Yes but that's not always a bad thing
>>128197197
Cute Flowey
>>128190824
*glass breaks*
cute floweyand not the thumbnail this time
>>128197347
I want to be best friends with the flower.
I'm doing a genocide route and in snowdin. I went to the bridge, but not into the town yet. I have a "That Comedian" message whenever I save and enemies don't seem to be showing up. Did I goof?
Hey /utg/, David Bowie died.
When is Mettaton coming over to fill the gap?
>>128197197
>>128197347
>>128197404
>>128197405
One day I want to be as pure and innocent as Flowey
I hate Undertale.
>>128196797
>Hey, there ya go. You now caught up even past people who actually were there from the beginning. How do you feel? See some parallels between UT and it? I mean, Hussie was a big influence on Toby for sure.
A few parallels, and tons of homages. I was actually contemplating starting a doc for all the homages taken from homestuck, there's some really funny ones, like flowey's laugh is from one of the flash movies etc. Although I don't really get the undyne == vriska thing aside from the obvious color blue/eyepatch!
Aside that, I've been trying to figure out what it is about the way these stories are told that makes them seem so well done. It's to the point where I'm doubting my own judgment because UT and HS feel like 2 of the best works of fiction I've ever partook in
>David Bowie is dead
Post some happy images, I'm depressed now
>>128197446
(And not the "But no one came" type of not showing up, I'm not getting any events period)
>>128197227
Snowdrake's parents waking up groggily together after traumatizing their son!
Goodnight /utg/
>>128197446
NoKEEP GOING
>>128197520
Sucks that the guy died, but 'm gonna hate hearing about it every day
>>128197447
no
NO
WHY
>>128197447
once someone falls down there and frees them
>>128197520
thanks for the heads up
69 is a pretty young age to die
>>128197520
I thought I was being trolled for a second. Christ.
>Stephen Lee
>Sir Terry
>Johnny Cash
>David Bowie
ALL THE COOL PEOPLE ARE DYING! OH GOD, SOMEONE SAVE PATRICK STEWART
GOATS! GOATS! I NEED GOATS!
>>128197520
oh my god, you're not kidding.
i feel numb.
Didn't his last album come out only a WEEK ago?
>>128197520
what really
*opens facebook*
ah crap, this is all im gonna hear about all week
>>128196994
Thank you again! My "grampster" folder isn't very big, and I'm always looking to expand it.
>tfw David Bowie is kill
>>128197725
>>128197516
Yeah, they really eat into your brain like that. I wouldn't trust it either.
I think there's something about it. Our pattern recognition just triggers and we become obsessive. They can't actually be that good.
Anyway, unrelated, hey, /utg/! I actually saw some Snowdrake lewd's today that weren't cloaca! Also, more importantly, Gyftrot lewds, weird, right? It was weird.
>>128197789
normies out
>>128197725
>While David Bowie left this mortl coil we were posting goats, flowers, spiders, fish, void and ghosts
>someone mentions that [famous person] is dead
>everyone's yelling and crying
>there hasn't been a single time when I actually caredbesides Iwata, sort of
>>128197837
>>128197909
Thank you.
>>128197850
>I actually saw some Snowdrake lewd's today that weren't cloaca!
WHERE
>>128197925
Only one thing to do now
Post robot
>>128197925
Not me, I was fapping.
>>128197520
rip major tom
>>128197936
Same, David Bowie's death just reminds me of a video my friend made.
https://youtu.be/TR1lWeDUMXY
Mainly because it starts with a B.
>>128196604
Watching Evangelion again. Want to get comfy, but I really need to do the dishes.
>>128198032
>>128197850
>snowdrake lewds
>no cloacacould you please link to them, i can pay in Woshuas
>>128197850
>I actually saw some Snowdrake lewd's today that weren't cloaca
>Also, more importantly, Gyftrot lewds,
>thinking he can say that with giving a source what the fuck dude
>>128196604
Finishing the writes, then off to bed. I have to be up in like 5 hours help
>>128197520
In memoriam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D67kmFzSh_o
my favorite song of all time.
>>128198161
What the heck is a cloaca?
>>128196604
Its cold outside here, and warm in my sheets so im just browsing whatever on my phone.
Ive been listening to Earl Sweatshirt because it's kinda relevent atm. (I don't like shit, I don't go outside).
About to kiss /utg/ goodnight.
>>128198280
What the heck is a googleI mean, are you fucking kidding meSearching "cloaca" is easier than solving a captcha
>>128198280
Its too complex to explain, google it. I think there's some image guides to it.
>>128198020
>>128198161
>>128198170
Eh? I guess. It is just a comically sized dick.
Here: http://imgur.com/a/QwiQP
I'd like at least two woshua's to cleanse this feeling away.
>>128198035
I was too. Are we fap bros?
>>128198280
All purpose hole that birds and reptiles have.
>>128198153
>Mettaton is always compared to David Bowie
>Just earlier an anon said they had made a Mettaton cosplay by taking a David Bowie cosplay and adding gray facepaint
>Now David Bowie is dead
Mettaton killed David Bowie out of jealousy.
Confirmed.
>>128193040
I'd play it
>>128197789
you dont realize what a cunt you sound like
>>128198245
>47 years old
Jesus christ
>>128198360
Here, have a heavy-duty Woshua
on the topic of bowie
https://archive.rebeccablacktech.com/mu/thread/S61615311#p61617087
>>128198360
I
I'm not sure if I'm going to fap to any of these
I'm going to keep it open in a tab and strongly consider it later
So I beat Undertale the other day (got the real ending) and something bothered me about what Toriel said in regards to Asgore taking a single soul and collecting the rest on the other side. Wouldn't that have not worked because souls can rebel like they do on Omega Flowey? Asriel also mentions that the first child took control and forced them to carry their body to the center of his village right? Do the others not know this can happen or was it just a mistake in the writing?
>>128198396
>>128198396
>>128198396
did he have to die at 69
>>128198360
>>128198421
And a Heavy WoshuaI'm gonna need 'em more than you
I legit got a boner from that
THIS IS GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR TOM
YOU'VE REALLY MADE THE GRAAAAAADE
>>128198360
I think the worst thing about all of these is how well the dicks are drawn.
>>128198481
The souls only rebelled because Flowey kept restarting to torment Frisk and Frisk is a weirdo not like other humans
lol, that one guys friend is dead
Lol, that one guys mom is dead
LOL, that one guys idol is dead
>>128198360
>Gerson lewds
... why am I so broken
>>128198396
Eh, David Bowie hasn't been doing anything in the past few years anyway, right? I doubt Mettaton would see him as competition.
Inspiration is the word.
I'm posting the glam rock robot in his honor. You're welcome to follow suit.
Post crossovers
>>128198481
I don't believe anyone even knew that absorbed human souls could rebel, aside from Frisk and Flowey
>>128198548
stop please ;_;
>>128198481
Funny, no one has actually ever talked about that possibility. It certainly could be a problem. Most people just think that Asgore wouldn't be strong enough for modern day man.
The plan isn't perfect, Toriel is just upset that Asgore had the gall to condemn humanity and begun a murderous campaign but not have the balls to man up and try to be proactive about it.
I don't really know who David Bowie is and I'm getting a lot of flak for it
>>128198538
>>128198421
>>128198360
We're gonna need a bigger Wosh.
>>128198695
He made a buncha songs back in the day. He's one of those guys where you either love him or don't care for him but the people who love him can never shut the fuck up about it.
>>128198695
singer
>>128198602
Blackstar just recently came out. I thought it was pretty good.
>>128198481
Asgore literally killed the six children repeatedly until they lost the will to live and come back due to their determination. This is why he nods and accepts it when you tell him he's killed you before - although he can't remember it, he knows it's what he has to do to get you to stay in the fucking jar.
The souls are near-comatose by the time Flowey uses them, and they only regain consciousness and willpower when you call out to them.
But yeah, if Asgore had tried using a freshly-murdered childs soul it may have gone badly, I'm pretty sure she meant 'wait until the kid dies peacefully of old age, take it with their consent' given she's not ok with kid-killing. But then again, Chara was an exceptionally determined child, it took six less-determined souls to overpower Flowey, but only Chara's to do the same to Asriel.
>>128198538
>>128198421
Thanks guys. Appreciate it.
>>128198471
>>128198538
You guys are weird. I mean, hey, I guess I can't judge, with me not being into cocks. It just looks hilarious to me. Anyway, enjoy.
>>128198695
You'll probably know some of his songs when you hear them
>>128198602
nope, sorry
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blackstar_%28David_Bowie_album%29
>freaking less than a week ago
>>128198695
Singer and actor, mostly. I only know him from The Labyrinth because that movie fucked me up.
>>128198695
>he's never listened to the glorious Berlin trilogy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsELFp6s-lo (my personal favorite)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fmw7gSDRnTA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSl2g00AwCI
>>128198526
>dies of cancer at the sexy number
>mfw cancer confirmed to be the lewdest disease
>>128198742
>not liking dicks
>not liking horsecock, at the very least
Does Toby visit /utg/?
>>128198695
>"white culture"
>>128198706
Even this wosh isn't enough
>>128198724
PREACH THE TROOF MY BROTHER!
*black gospel music ensues*
>>128198763
Wasn't that the one where his dick was bulging in his pants the entire time?
>>128198740
>Asgore literally killed the six children repeatedly until they lost the will to live and come back due to their determination.
Wait the other humans could save and load? I thought only one person was able to do that in the whole world? Didn't Flowey mention that at some point? Also they were all kids? What about the empty gun?
>>128198695
good singer and acted as the most sexual goblin ever.
>mfw i just found out after getting off work.
>>128198845
Yep. Shiny silver bulge.
>>128198818
surely he has visited at least once, and never again.
>>128198839
we can't just clean the outside we have to clean the inside you know what needs to be done
OH SHIT
Here comes the Woshua of Thread-Cleaning
Woshua will clean the thread, your posts and your soul but only if you respond "Please, Wosh me"
to this post
>>128198818
He was on the /v/ threads during the first couple of weeks, before /utg/ was around, so it's no a stretch to say he might lurk here.
>>128198724
>>128198734
>>128198753
>>128198763
>>128198785
I have heard the name and I'm aware that he's a famous guy but that's about it, honestly. But thanks anyway.
>>128198823Pls
>>128198982
Wosh it all down withcat semen
>>128198760
>"a ricochet of textural eccentricity and pictorial-shrapnel writing
Jesus FUCKING Christ music and movie critics are some pretentious motherfuckers
>>128198840
We black music now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMvUIClzHSs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCBttS_y7lE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEjBVzSJWy0
>>128198845
he also played with hiscrystalballs
>>128198991
Make me dirty and call me a whore, Master Woshua
>>128198818
What if I told you...I am Toby?
>>128198991
Forgive me Woshua for I have become dirty
>>128199072
Fucking finish hard mode you hack
>>128199072
That can't be right, because I'm Toby
>>128199072MAKE MORE LEO AND SATAN
>>128198991
pls. wosh me.
>>128199072
I SAID YO NAME IS TOBY
>>128198360
I was dreaming about Napstadick the other night, thanks buddy.
>>128197725
Man I miss Terry Pratchett.
>>128198920
We need an Asgore or maybe Undyne version of that pic
>>128199072
let me save the goooaaaaat
okay utg, im going to bed. fic will be tomorrow, there are a couple proofers that couldnt swing tonight. have a nice night
>>128199006
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNi8aW8Nf6s
>>128199072
>>128198818
Toby is such a stupid name. It's sounds like a stupid retarded baby or something.
If my name was Toby I would've killed myself by now.
>>128199101
wrong fucko! i'm toby!
>>128199163
Fortunately, Terry's death has only affected me in one way, as I still have a gigantic catalog of his books to work through.
The way it has affected me is people now ask if I'm reading Discworld just because he died. Fuck off, he died like a month after I picked up the first book.
>>128199209
Whenever I hear the name I just think of the Thomas character
>>128198991
Please, wosh me harder~
>>128199195
Sleep well.
>>128198602
I assume you arent a big music nerd
>>128199257
>tfw father sans will never cleanse my sins
>>128199006
https://youtu.be/4QCXr79Rkcw
>>128199196
>Automatic
MY nigga
>Born too late to have group sex with the Pointer Sisters while their music plays loudly
Time to draw MTT fucking them I guess
>>128199323
Nope.
>>128199209
Well your real name is Kunta so don't worry about it.
>>128199072SAVE
Cherish this little weirdo.
>>128199072
SAVE
>>128199237
Yeah he wrote a load of books, i've still got some to go through and i've been reading them for a while. Great guy but at least he got out before Alzheimer's fucked him up completely, my grandfather had it and he couldn't even recognize his own wife before he died.
>>128196572Source plz. Google doesn't help.
Posting what appears to be new Asgore for any lurking dadfags (and fish I guess)
im so tired someone fuck my ass
So what's the deal with Gaster?
I haven't actually done anything other than the genocide and pacifist runs
>>128199348
>>128199006
>>128199196
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abUub09bVzo
So in hard mode i'm pretty sure you're going to have to take goat boy's hand and lead him through that spike puzzle around the beginning by yourself.
>>128198396
>David Bowie is dead
oh my god
why does this feel so strange
>>128199072
>>128199101
>>128199236
You're Toby, he's Toby? I'm Toby! We're all Toby! Are there any other Toby's I should know about?
*click* heya, this is father sans. i'm not home right now, so leave your sin after the beep.
*beep*
>>128199595
Gaster is my husband and you should stay away from him you husband-stealer!
>>128199557
More
>>128199608
Anon, stop
My feels can only take so much
>>128199595
something something data mining
>>128199624
I wish to lewd all the gotes. At the same time.
>>128199348
>>128199006
>>128199196
>>128199607
https://youtu.be/TUQLGhVHOOk
Does this fall under the category of "black" music?
WARNING: WE ARE ABOUT TO HIT IMAGE CAP
DO NOT MAKE A NEW THREAD UNTIL BUMP CAP
>>128199620yes
Last for THICK
>>128199670
last
>>128191042
I did a word count of your pastebin works for fun. 61,980 words, or ~225 pages worth of reading.
Thank you for all your writing CCAnon.I was really impressed when you realized the dilemma of Asriel living forever when Frisk could not and the consequences of the reset ability. That definitely pushed me into refreshing your pastebin a few times per day to see if a new chapter comes in so that I don't miss your thread post.
>>128199624
WHAT'S THIS I HEAR
GO TO THE BAKERY DOWN THE STREET AND PICK UP THE SPECIAL DELIVERY?
>>128199740
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_XP0EXsT_4
Nah
>>128199537
Wasn't he a big supporter of medical euthanasia? I remember when I heard he died, I was worried he had just bit the bullet. I might be misremembering.
>>128199072MORE DOGS
>>128199780
DAMN YOU
>>128197936
Only celebrity death I actually cried to was Robin Williams.
Mostly the fact that his death was a suicide instead of natural causes.
GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR TOM
FUCK I LOVE BOYS
I WANT TO FUCK BOYS
>>128199595
Check some YouTube videos. It is hidden stuff in the game.
>>128199874
We all do Anon. We all do.
>>128199874
>loving boys
>not men
baka desu
>>128199846
Don't you mean tob?
OH NONOT ME
Spread smelly Woshua pussy.
>tfw I really want to write for this thread, but whenever I end up doing it, it comes out like trash and no one ever gives opinions or critiques on it
Life is why suffering
>>128199807
he was a huge proponent of doctor assisted suicide. he died with his family and favorite cat. he did send a pretty sweet tweet, sad, but truly a good comedic twee for a humor writer like him.
>>128199846
TAKE YOUR PROTEIN PILLS AND PUT YOUR HELMET ON
>>128199930
>Smelly
This is such a weird term to describe something you're sexually attacted to
It's a word kids use
>>128199846
GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR TOM
>>128199921
I NEVER LOST CONTROL
>>128199957
ask specifically for critique and opinions
>>128199957
I'll give you comments. Post ur shit m8
>>128199930
>Smelly
Maybe like dish soap. But woshua is NEVER for smelly.
>>128199957
Get someone to proof read it or just post it
If its lewds I guarantee you I have fapped to worse over the years
bowie is ded
metaton is next
>>128199807
Yeah he was definitely a supporter of euthanasia, he wanted to die on his own terms rather than of Alzheimer's. He was in a documentary supporting it I think as well. Ended up dying of complications related to Alzheimer's or something anyway.
>>128199985
>skipping a line
So apparently David Bowie died today, utg. Thoughts?
>Bowie is dead
Someone send that man's ashes into orbit. Toby, you still here? Give us a ghost that we can send to space.Kojima is going to be so sad when he finds out.
>so far bugfixes include shrinking the hitbox of a bag of dog food
dog fight confirmed?
>>128200012ma nigga
>>128200012
TAKE YOUR PROTEIN PILLS AND PUT YOUR HELMET ON
Mettaton: 1
David Bowie: 0
>>128200109
we've been going over it the whole thread man
>>128200135
he already retweeted an announcement of it :(
>>128200109
i listened to that fucking david bowie ninja training song.
i'm still sad.
>>128198892
Toriel mentions this creepy deja-vu feeling regarding all of the kids who came to the ruins, and how it feels as though she's known them before. Flowey was created after the six children had died and had artificial Determination-levels. Yes all six were children, Toby confirmed it on Twitter. Yes, one of the kids had a gun.
Time to burn through some replies.
THINK OF YOUR FAVORITE MONSTER.You open the door to your home to find that monster dead in a pile of its own dust. Even though it doesn't work that way. It's clearly the work of the Miami Mutilator. You hear police sirens drawing near.
What do you do?
Bomb Voyage from Pixar's The Incredibles caused the Paris attacks.
IMPREGNATE MEEEEEE
>>128200161
GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR TOM10987654321Liftoff
>>128200191
Got a link? I don't know how to use twitter.
>>128200214
>Monster Kid
Cry silently for a minute and then act like I did it for the police and go out in a blaze of glory.
Well time to burn through another 200 posts. what is your favorite David Bowie song, /utg/?
i want to save gaster
>>128200241
I knew it.
>>128200214
Probably begin crying and doing chest-compressions on whats left of Papyrus's torso. A doubly ineffective gesture given he doesn't even have a physical heart and never dead, but I don't think I could just do nothing.
>>128200214
>Alphys
Get taken to jail for a crime I did not commit. hope I get to watch Undyne enact vigilante justice on the mutilator via MTTTV.
>>128200320
Thank You by Dido
>>128200214
Pardo please leave
>>128200320
The Man Who Sold the WorldThanks MGSV
>>128200214
>Asgore
I gather the support of the former royal guard and Undyne to team up with the one man I know can help us, The great detective Manny Pardo.
>>128200027
I have, and no one has said anything.
>>128200034
Maybe when I gather the courage ordeterminationto actually write out something. I did write once upon a time, but it was a silent hill-y type of thing. Weird imagery and monsters, that sort of thing.
People seemed to like it, but probably only because the thread was starved of content.
>>128200214
I ask why people enjoy repeating unfunny jokes and memes
i wanna cuddle monsterkid
he'd be like a warm bodypillow
i wanna invite monsterkid to sleepovers purely to cuddle with him as i go to sleep
>>128200420
Much like your parents, funny is relative
>>128200320
Starman
Space Oddity
The Man Who Sold the World
And that china one that I can never ever remember the name of.
>>128200272
I don't know why but this post alone made me a little emotional
>>128200320
Under Pressure
>>128200454
I want to give him his first orgasm
>>128200042
Who's Metaton?
>>128200320
Station to Station
>>128200420
most people don't understand brevity
>>128200492
i dont want to lewd the monsterkid
just cuddles
>>128200561
Why not both?Though cuddling would be awkward, considering the size of his head
>>128200320
Ocean Man
>>128200272
THIS IS GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR TOM
>>128200012
YOU'RE FACE
i wannacuddlea chara
what are rules on next thread beginning?
I want to serve the royal kingwith my dick
>>128200689
wait tell at least 730ish
Poor Bowie. Ah well, he's up there with his pal Freddie now.
I wonder if they ever did it?
>>128200664
TO FACE
>>128200741
Don't lewd the space man.
So, /utg/
What other fandoms are you part of?
Gravity Falls and Steven Universeand MLP for me
>>128200779
WITH THE MAN WHO SOLD THE WORLD
Planet earth is blue
and there's nothing I can do!
/r/ David Bowie fucking Snowy
it rhymes so you gotta do it
>>128200852
Oh God
This would make so many people so pissed off
>think 2016 is going to be a good year
>david fucking bowie dies in the beginning of the year
>>128200829love live and league of legends
Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes!
Turn and face the strange!
Ch-ch-changes!
Don't want to be a richer man!
Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes!
Turn and face the strange!
Ch-ch-changes
Just gonna have to be a different man!
Time may change me
But I can't trace time!
>>128200585
>Why not both?
because it's weird to sexualize children?
cuddles are pure, cute and appropriate for any age!
>>128200829UT, MLP......That's about it. Nothing has made me feel the way these two things have before.
>>128201012
It's also weird to cuddle kids that aren't yours
i want to put my dick on a cute anons face
i want a cute anon to put their dick on my face
>>128200829
a-anime? Touhou I suppose
other than that, I wouldn't know what other fanbase I'm part of would be considered a fandom
>>128201051
>Scramble to find the picture of Toriel hugging Frisk and saying "I don't even know this kid!"
>Image limit
Oh yeah. Duh. Guess I'll go back to being sad about Bowie.
>>128200852
I thought it was pronounced like David Boo-wie
>>128200829
now?
UT is my main one, but I dabbled into others. I kinda like SU, i guess my 2nd main.
In general?
Uh...in general is embearassing but I've been part of ... lets player fandoms before.
http://toxicgummy.tumblr.com/post/137072301042/thaidraws-alphys-a-verbal-shitpost-is-no-reason
Someone stitch this, please
>>128201170
David Blookwie when?
>>128201170
What? No.
Bow-E
Bow as in bow and arrow. E as in the letter.
>>128201170
wait, you mean it isn't pronounced Snoo-wee?
>>128201049
>>128201228
>tfw it took me way too long to figure out what UT was
WHELP I think now is as good time as any for a shower to wake my ass up.
>>128201247
>>128201170
you fucking retards
its boh-wi-eh
>>128200039
She's has a beautiful smelly vagina.
>>128201317
Every SINGLE time someone says UT in these threads I immediately think Unreal Tournament, and it takes a while to realise "oh, Undertale"
Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRcPA7Fzebw
>>128200829
I knew there were filthy ponies in these threads.
>>128201394That's exactly what I was thinking too. I'm like 'Wait, why Unreal? That's not all that cancerous..'
where the FUCK did BOWIE go
>>128201051
yeah okay
you've got me there
>>128201483
Nowherebecause there is no afterlife
>>128201483
Space, man. Space.
He's boogieing in the stars now, where he belongs.. and that's pretty far out.
>>128201483
In space floating in some peculiar way probably
>>128201483
It's all a ruse. He fell into Mt. Ebott
Yo, drawfags. I know one of you are here.
/r/ Papyrus dressed as Ziggy Stardust.
>>128201583
>Chara was really David Bowie all along
>>128201684
>Ziggy Stardust
Enough JoJo flavor of the month anime shit
New Chapter:
Underrail
https://youtu.be/my1vupvCgwA?t=12m50s
>>128201717
bait?
>>128201717
>this bait though
Wonder how many (you)s you'll get
http://waterjerk.tumblr.com/post/137070772468/grinwild-yes-im-drawing-not-only-maudpie
Spoilers from the last Steven Bomb, procceed at your ownFrisk
>>128201717
(you)
who wants to make out
i have a long tongue
>>128201773
underrail is a good game okay
>>128201863tfw your tongue is wrapped around someone elses
nothing gets me going more than that
>>128201928
lets do it anon~
i can touch the bottom of my chin with it
hmu anon
>>128201984j-just go easy on me... it's been a while
so what happens if you try and use fight on god asriel or your friends inside him? i haven't been able to find any information about this or done it myself
Okay /utg/ it turns out that monsters are real and they just emerged from mount Ebott! Due to 'reasons' you have found yourself working closely with with your wiafu / husbando / favorite charater for the last few months and they just admitted that they like you and would like to take things further.
What do they see in you, and how do you respond?
>>128202117
>>128201984
>>128201928
Gay niggas
http://fluffnflight.tumblr.com/post/137068395302/g0966-anything-goes-with-frisks-face-so-i
>>128202164
I have a better one
What happens if you QUIT when Sans tells you so in his fight?
>>128200829
I like lots of stuff that HAVE fandoms;
Star Wars (4/5/6 master race)
SELECT anime: DBZ, YuYu Hakusho, Ruroni Kenshin, Trigun, Outlaw Star.
Games like Mega Man, Zelda, Metroid, Dead Space.
But the only fandom I've ever actively persued content in is considered rather cancerousMLP.
Forgive me Father Woshua, I have sinned.
>>128202185
I guess Undyne likes my autistic nerd rage over comics and sportsI'd destroy that fish puss so fast
>>128202164
You do no damage
>>128202216
You LOAD at the last save point or restart the game
>>128202185
>Papyrus
I don't think I could
>Snowy
stick it in
>>128202197
love between boys!
>>128202117
There ain't no easy where we're going, Anon.You ready?
>>128202185
Well, Monster Kid probably likes me because I'm funny and a tiny bit charismatic.
I'd respond by not going further because that's some real pedo shit.
>>128202197
but anon i'm______bi
>>128202306
I saw some OFF yaoi the other day and that shit made me gag just looking at it
Sex between dudes just has to smell fucking awful
>>128191201
>nice cream guy taking a break
>sitting on a bench watching snowdrake’s skating
>suddenly crotch feels warm
>hot blue firemom is groping him
>nervous babbles
>ember just giggles and straddles him
>rubbing her groin on his
>erection time
>People don’t seem to notice yet
>nice guy enjoys the warmth
>she suddenly whips it out
>giving him a public handy
>nice guy doesnt want to stop it, embarassed as fuck
>ember turns around and squeezes his dick in her giant ass
>yoga pants
>smiling at him as she gives him a buttjob in front of everyone
>jizz errywhere
>hot mom kisses him on the cheek and leaves
>catty and bratty laugh at his dick
>>128202340r-ready as i'll ever be
>>128202396
are you for real right now
>>128202185
>Asgore
I'm pretty empathetic and understanding , and I'd go for it.
>>128202396
>not enjoying the smell of a man
baka desu senpaiunless you mean anal in which case you clean yourself first
>>128202396
I had sex with a guy once,He smelled like strawberries it was really weird to be honest, relative.
>>128202428
>cucking Grillby
>>128202606
Nah man, no penetration, nothing happened
>>128202396
Men are permitted to shower, you know.
>>128202674_____:^)_____
Was Asgore the one who directly killed the 6 other humans or did Undyne and the other Royal Guards did it?
>>128202772
Nobody knows for sure, the word of god tweet is vague as fuck.
>>128202772
Toby implied he did
Yet one more thing to add to the list of reasons why Toby can eat a dick
>>128202772
Doesn't really explain how the items are staggered across the game
>>128202772
Undyne's never seen a human. Not sure about the guards.
I always figured they'd find the kid and take them to Asgore. The kid's stuff would get dropped wherever they were found, I guess.
>>128202396
>sex between dudes just has to smell fucking awful
>implying
>>128202940
It didn't have to be a kid, right?
>>128202996
In a pre-release interview toby mentioned that six kids had fallen before but no in the actual game its never said how old the humans were.
>>128202996
Judging by the shoes in the ruins, it probably was.
>>128202968
The smell of sweaty ass, dirty socks and shit fumes
>>128203050
>implying the shoes mean anything at all
How would Toriel have even gotten them if they were from the kids? Did she steal their shoes before they left the ruins? Sneak into the palace and jack them off the kids corpses?
Most likely the shoes were Chara's or Asriels
>>128203116
>Sneak into the palace and jack them off
tfw you'll probably never have sex with another dudetfw you'll probably never have sex again
feels bad man
How you guys holding up? I can't believe he's dead.
>>128203153
it's ok anon i'm sad about chara too
i'm going to stay straight in 2016
>>128203071
are you telling me that two disgusting slobs going at it would be double disgusting?
is this some sort of weird sexism, acting like all men are like this?
>>128203153
I haven't cried yet.
>>128203145
>again
normier than I
No new thread?
>>128203248
we still have almost 100 posts
>>128203153
Asriel? We know.
>Offensive, tasteless, uneducated, poorly-spelled and badly thought-out post designed to garner as many meaningless (You)s as possible, potentially on a sensitive subject up to or including the recent death of a talented and much beloved star
>>128202772
Asgore and Toriel stopped aging after their son died, Most of the other humans were killed a long time ago back when Gaster was the royal scientist
>>128203321
(you)
>>128203321
I'm black.
>>128203321
Holy shit it's not that big a deal
i'm the legendary fartmaster
>>128203116
Maybe Toriel's the type to do that "take your shoes off when entering my house" thing, and then the kids ran off through the door without getting their shoes.
With Frisk, she just gave up.
>had to restart the tutorial because i accidentally quit the game instead of hitting the right button to save
>killed toriel because i didn't know how to spare her, spared everyone else and got a neutral ending
>died to undyne 3 times before thinking to run away instead of dodge more, never befriended her either
well that was fun, how was everyone else's first playthroughs? i read over the wiki entirely and i'll do true pacifist+genocide runs tomorrow
>>128203428
>Maybe Toriel's the type to do that "take your shoes off when entering my house" thing, and then the kids ran off through the door without getting their shoes.
The kids ran out into the snow with no shoes on? All six of them?
Yeah stretching a bit there
>>128203448
>i read over the wiki entirely
What a fun way to experience the game.
Guys, a friend is asking me about Undertale, and he wants to know who the major villain is. How exactly do I answer this?
>>128203481
it was after my first playthrough and i just bought the game today, not much else to spoil me on.
>>128203517
tell him to play the game and find out for himself
>>128203517
Sans
>>128203517
Just tell them Asgore so the surprise of him being a nice guy is still there
>>128203517
say Asgore, or tell him to just play the game, its hardly relevant
>>128203517
the evil asgore
>>128203517
Saying Asriel isn't wrong either way.
>>128203617
(You)
>>128203517
Flowey is the obvious answer since you're introduced to him so early it's not really a spoiler and your friend gets to experience all the amazing battles and side things like normal.
>>128203517
Don't let Asgore take your soul.
>>128203517
Tell him Toriel
>>128203617
>spoiling that Asriel appears in the game
anon no
>>128203517
Tell him 'It's not that simple and explaining it will spoil lots.'
>>128203480
Kids are dumb. Who knows.
>>128203517
just say it's Flowey
It's kinda wrong, but it's also kinda true, and it doesn't REALLY spoil anything
>>128203116
>>128203428
>>128203480
I'm pretty sure that having all the different-sized shoes in the room implies that some of the kids may have lived with Toriel for much longer than Frisk had. She seemed genuinely surprised when the kid asked her if they could go home - I'm guessing that some of the other kids had stuck with her a while before getting too homesick and stir-crazy to stay any longer, they probably went through a shoe-size or two.
>>128203517
Asgore serves as it for 90% of the game. While he's a very nice and kind man who has no actual desire to hurt people, to the player he represents murder, prejudice and ultimately genocide.
The amount of (You)s you got this thread determines your LV
What ending do you get
>>128203786
12 LV
How am I supposed to figure out which ending I got from this?
>>128203786
>44
Holy shit, double genocide
>>128203786
Seven.
I guess Sans is sort of disappointed in me but hasn't given up hope, right?
>>128203850
Level 1 is true pacifist
Level 20 is genocide
Everything else is neutral.
>>128203786
>6m-maybe i should post more
>>128203786
>0
:^)
>>128203786
15.
That's the equivalent of doing a Genocide run but stopping at Mettaton.
I am content.
>>128203786
>0
At the time of this post, I am pure.
>>128203786
>LV 21
I have surpassed Chara, it seems
>>128203961
(You) 1
>>128203786
1
true pacifist it is
>tfw ill never save the gote
>>128203786
>0
I'm safe
>>128203786
0
I just came in this thread
>>128203786
14
Wow I've done well, Sans'll really give it to me
>>128203786
0I only posted once, so it's no supprise
Man 2 fights is all it takes to make the genocide run worth doing at least once.
https://youtu.be/bPCMJC1Ig6s
>>128203786
>23
Welp
Looks like i gave Sans a bad time and decided that one Genocide wasn't enough
>>128203116
>Sneak into the palace and jack them off the kids corpses?
Imagine Asgore's confusion.
>>128203786
Lvl 1
Man fuck you I got the bestafist ending
>>128204286
Walking in on your ex-wife jacking off a dead child.
6 times.Then you realize that it satisfies her more than you ever did.
>>128204346
That isn't how any of those things work
Poketale!Gaster looks pretty fucking cool
http://undertaleau.tumblr.com/post/137077070289/pok%C3%A9tale-au
I still would love to see a MissingNo. in his team
Or at least a Spiritomb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v--IqqusnNQ
How do I stop crying?
>>128204395
Death erections are a thing
>>128204545
Just gotta let it out some.
Take comfort that he's boogieing among the stars.
Some KingDings before next bread
http://toxicgummy.tumblr.com/post/137079022652/moofrog-i-had-the-idea-that-gaster-can-try-to
can we please for the love of god not hit image limit 200 posts early next thread
>>128189369
undyne is not a shit pred, but you sure are.
>>128193283
>>no cherish option
NNNNGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH