there's cotton fucking everywhere Edition
Previous Thread: >>127506409
Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own FUCK.
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/
-The Game's Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommended Games
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Fuckdraw
>flockmod.com/undertale
-Cystube
>Channel: Undertale
-Shitmeji Directory
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
IRC Chara:
#undertalegeneral on Rizon
POST UR SICKEST FETISH
MINE ISHONEST LOVE FOR YOUR PARTNER
Last thread was really fucking straight
I hope this one goes better
nth for gayroyal guards can come too
Hello everyone
>>127519292___Vore___,and all it encompasses.
>>127519292SAMEAND BESTIALITY
>>127519302
what if im gay irl but like straight ships?
What's your poison tonight, /utg/?
How would Undyne the Undying fare against Obi Wan Kenobi on uneven ground?
Friends and family!
>>127519448Could you make me a sandwich?
Noncanon theory time?
Noncanon theory time.
Alphys created Mettaton as a sex robot first
>>127519473
We don't know if Mad Dummy's a boy or a girl or not.
who started drawing sans a priest??
>>127519330
have best gays
>>127519565
NO
dikekike is not something I thought I'd see here
>>127517232
thanks! I appreciate it.
I'm still trying to figure out what i'm doing next for the story, i've been doing filler to keep practicing while i decidei dont know if i want to do lewds or not. it's kind of been something i didnt want to broach starting out but i might eventually
i also am pretty terrible at writing lewd, i've tried it once and i deleted it because i couldnt stop laughing at the dialogue
>>127519659
I don't know but it's one of the best things to happen.
>>127519565
"Nough."
>>127519609
I dunno, it's nothardtofeel upa guess.
Friendly reminder that this is a thing:
http://saltshakerslap.tumblr.com/
>>127519584
Sans and Papyrus aren't actually related, they just met as kids and look at each other as surrogate brother figures.
>>127519584
Head canon time?
>Asgore realized at some point that Chara poisoned themselves because their symptoms matched what he went through when he was poisoned which is in part why he put the kill order up.
>It was Toriel's idea to adopt Chara, Asgore went along with it despite still having reservations about trusting humans after the war.
>Saving and Loading is only possible inside the Underground and around Mt.Ebbot due to natural monster magic and human magic from the barrier mixing, allowing things that shouldn't be possible to happen, including human souls sticking around a lot longer then they should be able too (hence chara being a thing). A few months after true Pacifist and the barrier breaking, Frisks loses the ability to reset.
>Chara was there the entire time and is the one who resets the timeline after a true pacifist run, if you never reset then Chara redeemed herself and moved on.
>Flowey kills himself after talking to the player post TP because even though he couldn't SAVE and LOAD anymore he was scared he would go back to not caring about anything.
>Dadster
>Sans still suffers from PTSD related nightmares about everything resetting but with Papyrus help is slowly getting over it
>Asgore funded both the school seen at the end of the game and Toriel getting a college degree so she could legally teach as a way to try and make amends to her
>At some point once all the monsters were fully integrated and the laws had been established to protect them Asgore went and made reparations to the families of the six fallen children.
>>127520020
numbers
Numbers
NUMBERS
>>127520083
Please don't do that, my child. And do not promote the demon Chara's slandering art. Our Lord in Heaven would protect the Father and banish the wickedness that is Chara.
Grillby reminds me of the guy from Indiana Jones whose head catches fire and melts.
>>127520142
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7Bf0fel8S0
>>127520746
Jesus fucking christ.
>>127520469
That was a fun video.
>>127519584
Everyone is black
>>127520242
>Tfw you know who the artist is
>>127520704
hotlegmeme has some good stuff, though you probably already knew that
>>127521062
No, it's the fact she was so goddammit obnoxious about "LE JUSTICEEE" that she missed the entire point of the fucking game and complained about being punished for it. This persecution complex where you believe we're ganging up on someone for not doing PACIFIST REEEEE is honestly retarded.
>>127521717
If it turns out that there's MLP in the Undertale universe, I will do a Genocide run, sell Frisk's soul, and leave the game at that forever.
>>127521934
What did we do to deserve this?
>tfw this thread
I was gonna ask for requests, but I think now's not a good time
>>127521907
Try saying that after I've pumped your chest full of lead fishsticks.
Holy fucking shit I just watched like 30 posts get deleted en mass
Thank you based mods.
Nice carpet bomb, mods. A few casualties, but thats war, I guess.
thanks you mods
humans allowed the depravity in these threads to exist. Kill them all. Chara is love, Chara is life.
Harsh but fair mods
Would you smooch me? I'd smooch me.
Post >yfw mods save the day
>nearly the entire thread got deleted
I'm okay with this reset.
4chan Police: Stern. Stern, but fair.
Reposting since it's cute:
>solving captcha to continue not posting content under a name
>suddenly TORIBREAD
I'LL TAKE THREE DOZEN!
JESUS
>That fucking purge
>150-ish posts
>about to post
>refresh first
>42 posts
The purge...MAXIMUM WOSH ENGAGE.
>>127522334
>4chan Police
>fair
Good joke m80
WOSH THIS THREAD CLEAN
Jesus approves of the Mods doing His work.
>>127522378
Not a joke.
MAXIMUM WOSH
>mods are here
You know what that means.
Robotposting time!
Requesting a fic/comic about /utg/ going to complete shit before cutting to the UT cast pressing a button labeled "NUKE THE FUCKS" or something similar, because holy shit.
>mods face when
Post clean Fish
>>127522307
lmao at all the furry faggots that just got owned like it's 2005
they WOSH for free
THE WOSH WAS REAL
post yfw you found out the mod was Chara all along
clean thread
[Deleted] means clean
>>127522529
Ok, everything seems right in the world
Taking cute requests
>>127522602
THANK YOU MODS
>>127522465
I really hate art that makes Mettaton look like a woman
>>127522649
Happy Woshua in honor of the WOSHining.
>>127522636
>all but 2 of my posts were [deleted]
so i must be really clean now
where did the thread go
>>127522272
I think you'll find Woshua really varies based on artist interpretation
>>127522649
Tori kissing Flowey on the forehead.
What got purged
I did it, I finished her. Fucking hell that took a while
Fukupears are pretty important
>you will never see alphys crush a city underfoot
http://pre05.deviantart.net/4a16/th/pre/i/2015/319/d/a/mega_alphys_by_acrii-d9guvbi.png
>>127522762
Post TP, or in the ruins?
>>127522680
I disagree, but I will not disrespect a fellow robotfag.
>>127522680
MTT is better handsome.
I sure do love our Undertale General environment now, this is so much more fun than free speech and thought. I finally feel protected and safe from the evils of this world.
>>127522804
why is this a fetish for people
Why were some of the normal post deleted?
>>127522742
It was WOSH'd
>>127522856
Stop being a sarcastic little shitkid
>>127522815
Right at the end of Neutral, when he is weak and helpless. Tori is giving him a kiss and telling him 'I'm here for you, Azzy.'
>>127522882
When people get banned for crapflooding, sometimes the mod will just delete all their posts.
>>127522882
lazy jan
or mods are in full wosh mode
>>127522771
Degeneracy
>>127522882
Collateral woshing
>>127522771
Fucking everything.
>>127519465
cyanide.
>>127522762
I finished your request, but it got woshed away.
>>127522882
They didn't want to sort through all that shit so they woshed it all.
Not much of value was lost.
WOSH ME UP INSIDE
why?
Mods have saved the day!
Post cute happy stuff now
Mods cannot delete goast because they are already dead.
>>127522856
>free speech and thought
>4chan
4chan has never been about free speech, thought, or expression. There is no "bill of rights" for 4chan users. This notion that free speech is held sacred and protected by the staff of 4chan is one that was entirely made up by /pol/ and it's entirely bullshit.
>>127522948
Sarcasm is outlawed, to keep us safe from what's out there.
>>127522649
More of this dade x bunni mum
>>127523026
Was it mostly furry?
are mods deleting thick?
>>127522192
what where they? I just got on here and didn't see any.
>>127523012
You're the best, anon. That's really fucking cute. I want to frame it, ir get a mousepad of it.
>>127523213
Furry and fetish talk.
>game has anthropomorphic animals
>mods just delete those posts with pictures of asriel or toriel because they are considered "furry"
gg mods
you sure are making these threads better
Asriel is cute!
I'm going to marry the gote!
>>127523248
skeletons only
>>127523053
k
>>127523248
Remember: humans only.
>>127523226
If 'thick' is 'everything posted' then yes.
>>127523083
What does Hapstablook's ghost cunny taste like?
>>127523213
It was people talking about vore and other fetish shit and posting it.
If 'furry' was enough to get us purged, we wouldn't exist.
>>127523243
I'm glad you like it!
Just a reminder to fellow writeanons out there, you're doing good work and are appreciated. Even when you get no comments or feedback, just remember us other writeanons feel for you and got your back. Keep it up!Need to get back to writing myself really. Been almost two weeks but hoping to drop a friskriel cuddlefic in the next day or two.
>>127523243
Gettingwriteon it
>>127523283
get in line
>>127523350
Strawberry watermelon.
I love Asriel!
>>127523012
That is really cute, good job.
Wait, what just happened? I was away showering.
>>127523226
There was no thick, just vore shit.
>>127519465
As many energy drinks as whatever I have in my wallet can buy. So the usual.
>>127523382
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H47ow4_Cmk0
>>127523361
:3 Stay awesome.
>>127523382
Am I going to be graced with two renditions?
but iscute, non-lewdmacro allowed?
What happened to the writefag doing Pocket Frisk, anyways?
>>127523378
>Friskriel cuddlefic
Bless your heart writefag
>>127523108
The guy who used to run this place valued free speech, he just drew a line when necessary but there was freedom, you wouldn't get your SFW "Need more Nicecream / Burgerpants doing shit." post deleted for no reason whatsoever.
>>127523489
>showering
Appropriate.
>>127523528
Why the hell would Chara have an expensive fucking knife like that? It was a kitchen knife.
>>127523495
then we good
>>127523378
I know how you feel, fellow writefriend. Getting back on your feet after a slump also doesn't help
>>127523543
Oh you know it, Mettaton baby
>>127523627
It was a knife from the king and queen, a royal knife
How come no one ships Blooky with Hapstablook?
>>127523576
I want to live with Woshua in my home
>>127523694
From their kitchen. the description on the worn knife even says something like 'good for cutting vines'
>>127523696
plz no incest, and that includes the skeletons.
>>127523731
You may be in need of some slight woshing.
>>127523696
>shipping cousins
What's the weather like in Mississippi anon?
>Go on shamchat
>Run into like eight HM characters
WHATS HAPPENING
>>127523564
Was there a writefag doing that? Sounds cute.
>Papyrus painstakingly making a tiny serve of spaghetti for Frisk, like in this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ko1-dJh-xwk
post rare goats
>>127523627
>>127523694
Isn't it just the Worn Dagger but given a different purpose? Why would the prize in the box change at all unless it were given a different meaning, the heart-shaped locket is still the same, just called something different because it belongs to Chara
>>127523753
I just now realized that's alluding to the Omega Flowey fight later
>>127523835
>>127523627
It's supposed to be expensive for the sake of the "steal your look" meme.
God damn
>>127523378
I know what you mean, most of the little comments on mine were writefags giving (very helpful) advice.
>>127523670
OH, DARLING, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE!~ YOU'RE SUCH A SWEETY!
>>127523815
Don't be mean to them.
How do i play this game for the first time, do I do a pacifist/genocide run or just go along with whatever, how important is replaying, is there a lot missing if I fuck up my first run, are they related beyond tangental remarks. Help.
>>127523696
How come no one ships Hapstablook with Mad Dummy? Mad Dummy deserves some southern comfort too.
>>127523731
Woshua would probably die of a heart attack the second he saw this.
>>127522804
assuming those are skyscrapers that's one fucking huge lizard
>>127523308
That sounds good to me.
>>127523954
>>127523564
Knock that shit off, we just had half the thread purged for dumb fetish shit
>>127523835
this,
the reason the items are so much more powerful is that they feed their special reasons to chara's determination.
Chara seems fully willing to kill her family, but she seems to have to have emotions for those items to mean so much to her.
>>127523934
So do Undyne and Pardo fuck? Does he grow to grudgingly care about her, or does he just consider her a two-bit-thug who deserves to be dusted by the Miami Mutilator? Does she know what he gets up to?Sell me on this ship.
>>127523935
Genocide prevents you from ever getting the TP Ending again, so don't do that, not important, not a lot, yes.
>>127523569Thank you, I try! They are literally all I write. Check lazy snowday and the few ones grouped with it in the pastebin if you want an idea of what to expect from me, if I get it done soon.
>>127523930
If I'm not helpful, I wouldn't be the Doogle we all know andhopefullylove
>>127523012
Flowey would feel nothing tho. He says in genocide route that even Toriel wasn't enough to make him feel love again.
>>127523954
>WHY AM I CONSTANTLY GAINING EXECUTION POINTS?
>MUST BE NOTHING
I'm actually super depressed from Undertale and I haven't even gotten past the 2nd location.
Super depress.
>>127523378
>friskriel cuddlefic
there is never enough
there can never be enough
>>127524147
Its only going to get worse
>>127524147
what
>>127523997
What am I looking at?
>>127523946
Mad Dummy is pure and would never fuck his cousin without marrying them first.
Knees weakfor some reason I thought it would be a good idea to increase my squat weights
>>127524147
Good for you.
>>127524219
It appears to be Sans, Papyrus, and W.D. Gaster getting spooked by something.
>>127523954
holy shit that's one huge fucking gote
Is anyone else drinking tonight?I know its a Monday, but its my first day off in almost 3 weeks.
>>127524109
Well, I'm heading to bed. Whenever you spot me next, be sure to post it/link it so I can fawn over it!
Everyone better post Grillsby while I'm gone, I don't have nearly enough!Also post Fuku.
>>127524237
You'll get used to it eventually, just keep it going unless it becomes actually painful.
>>127523815
The amount of people doing crossovers on Shamchat is crazy. I always wonder if they get bites or if I'm the only one that understands some of them.
Its kind of weird. I mean, take all the anons that try to rp LISA on there. I guess you need to just keep trying to do crossovers until people get curious and check out the source material or something.
>>127524015
Aren't they actually 100% identical? And Chara just oneshots people regardless of using the real knife or not?
>>127524129
thats serial murderer for you.
>>127524248
Hot.
Wish someone did that to me.
>>127524301
But can we make him even more huge?
>>127524079Oooooh you're the guy that wrote that? I loved that story! It was great, please for the love of god write more- that stuff is my lifeblood.
>>127524312
Night night Robot David Bowie
>>127524312
I did, but no one came
>>127524325
The stats are different, but they're obviously Chara's personal equipment, compared to the rest of the items in the game.It really doesn't matter since the only enemy you fight after getting them is Sans, who goes down in one hit and only deals one damage anyway
>>127523935
Do pacifist or genocide won't make much sense//will be very boring.
Remember when you do genocide there are special rules beyond killing everything you stumble upon, look them up.
>>127524324
I was rping Buddy this morning and some people got what I was talking about.
>>127524394I-is that you, Acid/Ludic?
>>127523696
They do.
You have to describe your favorite character in one word without mentioning name, species, attack or age.
Is LISA worth the purchase?
I was a fucking idiot and didnt snatch it up immediately when the complete package was only 4 dollars. Now I'm wondering if 16 is worth it.
>>127524147
It gets worse before it gets better.Then it gets worse, again.
>>127524305
Every night, buddy. What's your poison?
>>127524367
Dibs mustard
>>127524219
search 'nightmare fear factory' on Google Images
>>127524292
Ok. Now i want to know what it was.
>>127524556
white
>>127524556
armpits
is frickanon around
>>127524445
I liked your Fuku. It was very cute.
I've been gone since the week before Christmas.
What's gone down since then?
>>127524556
Ketchup.
This one is honestly way too easy.
>>127524582
>RG01 and 02 take Undyne to a haunted house
>>127524556
shota
>>127524556
deadly
>>127524559
I asked indie general earlier, one of them said I should pirate it then buy later if it weighs on my conscious
So I'm doing that
>>127524674
The quality of the general.
>>127524226
Got the full of that image?
>>127524556
Knife.
Cmon anon give me a real challenge next time
>>127524556
puns, ketchup furry hooded parkas, and a really annoying, idiotic and naive brother.
>>127524674
Christmas break making the quality of the general fucking plummet.>implying this general was ever good.
>>127524762
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>127524556
R9K
>>127524653
Thank you, have the other half I did now that I got my (You)
>>127524847
>one word
Anon...
>>127524820
>Attack
Try again.
>>127524760
Makes sense. I'm really kicking myself for not grabbing it when it was on sale.
And hopefully i'll enjoy this one and buy it. The last game I gave a test run to was a collossal disappointment, Fallout 4
>>127524556
Locket
What do I win?
>>127524851
Did someone say Christmas?
>>127524556
Piano.
>>127524556
Cool
>>127524568
Just some jin and juice. I wish I could drink more often, but my work makes me wake up at 3am.
Cheers, mate!
>>127524894
Once again very nicely done.
>>127524556
BEAUTIFUL
>>127525048
Snowdrake?
>>127524915
oh im sorry my mistake
Object: Knifeis that Better?
>>127524556
nerd
>>127524556
Optimist
i want pictures
pictures of UT characters smoking weed
>>127524984
Lets post more christmas.
>>127524531
Are you talking about snowday anon?
I swear, I don't know where this confusion happened. Well I kinda do, but man, lmao.
Snowday anon (me) =/= Acid/Lucid anon, who...I thought was also two separate anons?
I guess that one time I used LSD anon (for Lazy SnowDay), I probably shoulda had a bit more foresight before I temporarily namefagged with that.In my defense I think someone else called me that when they OTP'd me with Tacitly while describing writeanons in a /utg/ dating sim, about a week ago. I still get a kek out of that...notice me Tacitly senpai!
>>127524556
HERO
>>127523935
I'll give you a no BS warning: If you don't do pacifist on your first time through you'll have to start a new run and do pacifist in a second run to get the "true" ending. Additionally, the meat of the game is the same in a neutral run and a pacifist run.
That being said, if you don't mind that I'd recommend you playing exactly how you want, non-pacifist neutral can be a unique experience in and of itself, some cutscenes are actually changed or added in those runs, NPC dialogue universally changes based on what you do and you get a unique ending based on your choices.
Just don't do genocide until after you've done the True Pacifist route.
>>127524556
Dork.
>>127525090
No!
Drew some friendship
>>127524894
>withholding the booby
you sly dog
>>127525130
i got a few
>>127525170Pardo please go
>>127524556
Fabulous.
>>127525257
yay
also
alphys isright
>>127524556
Hero
>>127525258I meant Undyne, I don't like that forced meme
>>127525139
>>127524556
Suicide
>>127524015
>means so much to her
forgive me if you think I''m just projecting headcanon here, using the Charrator.
In pacifist, it's described as an old dagger 'for cutting plants and vines'. Gardening. (or just to be cynical, dealing with Flowey I guess).
Maybe it's memories of past hobbies, happy memories, but it can also be used as an effective weapon, hence the description in genocide.If you think I'm just pulling shit out my ass, it's okay. I still love you.
>>127525331Good i was hoping you so.
>Tryingand failingto search dumblr for new goatmom smut
>Failing because holy shit do they love their filthy crack retard pairings and there's no way to filter it out
I need a madotsuki vomit Toriel edit to properly express my disgust
>>127524847
Aw, come on now. Don't call Paps annoying, he's a good boy.
>>127524984
I'm actually quite glad Christmas is over. That holiday is nothing but trouble for me.
>>127525070
I'm lucky enough to be working from home, but I feel you.Back when I was working a 5-1 baking job, I occasionally went into work still drunk. It's not a fun feeling.
when people say christmas is over.
>>127519465
Giant Cock
>>127525201
Cute, Frisk's expression is great
>>127524556Detective
>>127525374
GUYS HELP I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT SANS' GHOST DICK BURIED INSIDE ME
>>127525393
And that's all I got
napsta and metta as daft punk when
>>127525419
know what's better than filthy crack pairings
skeleton omorashi
WHERE DOES THE PISS COME FROM TUMBLR
WHEREit's still pretty hot if you can suspend disbelief
also what's the policy on piss on a blue board, if it's clothed
>>127524556
Flowey: Photosynthesis
Snoman: Snow
Undyne: Heroine
Sans: Lazy
Papyrus: Spaghetti
Asgore: Tea
Moster Kid: Trip
Mettaton: Performer
Alphys: Weeaboo
Toriel: Mom
I think that covers any relevant characters.
>>127525464HM is fucking trash, leave this place
>>127525212
I'm a slut for (You)s. Otherwise I wouldn't be namefagging
I'm not sure if I should post the bikiniless one because no nips or vag. I don't know how I would draw it on fire
>>127525382
Any non-Genocide narration is at the benefit of Frisk since Chara only takes over for Genocide. This is also another reason why Genocide is best played after True Pacifist so you don't get confused and can understand Chara's true thoughts after you've learned about them at the end of True Pacifist
At least that's how I think it works, Genocide is more of just bonus content after you're done with the game
>>127525150Acid/Lucid is a guy who posted pics of comfy goat and wished everyone a good day and good vibes. He also advised people about the proper use of LSD and gave tips on meditation.He was my muse for writing comfy oh god this is getting circlejerky I'm gonna stop now
>>127525419
https://e621.net/post?tags=toriel&searchDefault=Search
>>127525439
For me, it's an excuse to stay indoors for an entire day and have no one question it, i don't really care about the holiday.
>>127525257
Blaze it.
>>127525517
I don't like skeleton smut, so I will opt out of this discussion you've initiated with me.
>>127525578
Yeah no fucking shit, e621 doesn't have everything.
>>127525482
Asgore running into a human child on one of his expeditions as Santa!
Asgore forced to kill a little kid on fucking Christmas!
Asgore not even being able to go home and wash the blood off because he still has gifts to deliver!
Asgore being relieved that his suit was already red!
Asgore going back to the castle when he's finished and feeling even sadder and lonelier than he usually does every Christmas!
>>127525419
Best I can do is undyne.
>>127525567
I totally meant to fucking Spoiler that second bit I am of the dumbest of dumbs
>>127525567
Same desu
imgur that shit if you must
>>127519584
>Ashore, when he stepped into the surface world, is hit by radioactivity. It then morphs him into Donald Trump.
>Ctrl-F [Deleted]
>128
What the fuck happened
WHY ARE THERE LEWDS OF FIRE SCHOOLGIRL
>>127525514
>>127525393
>>127525608
hahaha awesome
thanks bros
im livin vicariously cuz i dont know if ill ever be able to smoke again
complete
global
saturation
>>127525686
How does this work? You click on the image it moves but it isn't a gif.
>>127525659
Even Asgore wouldn't kill the kid on christmas. He'd take them on a wonderful Santa adventure and say that the kid's present is back in his workshopwhen they go there, he'd snatch the kid in the santa sack and smother him
>>127525749
Vorefags got the purge.
>>127525749
use your imagination fucker.
>>127525775
meme magic
>>127525575
Ohhhh. Didn't pick up on that first bit, musta just kinda blended with other gote posters to me. Good to know though. I try to do that a bit too, comfy times for erryone!
asgore catching a human child in his sack while he's dressed as santa!
asglre trying to smother the kid but it keeps struggling!
asgore hefting the sack and slamming it against the ground, over and over, until the child stops struggling!
asgore crying silently as he smothers the broken child in his santa sack on christmas morning!
ho ho ho!
>>127525764
Thick fuku is best fuku, that's why
>>127525714
Alright I guess, it's nothing special so don't expect much. Literally a flaming barbie doll
>>127525775
It's a special picture that looks different in thumbnails than when you view it full size. Like this totally canon picture
>>127525932
Peary Fuku is best fire
>>127525764
Because Fuku a cute.
>>127525787
I wonder if Asgore killed each kid uniquely.
>>127525575i really like how comfywritefags all vibe off of each other
>>127525982
Post best lizard, or christmas.
>tfw no gf
>>127526000
I know everyone thinks that the descriptions of the various tiers in 'ball' refer to the six humans personalities, but what if it refers to how Asgore dealt with them?
i want to get profiled, but i don't know how it works
do i have to make a certain amount of posts, and then you guys just give me a name and add it to a database somewhere
redpill me on this profiling shit, i want in on it
>>127526058
>>127525201
I kinda dig the tattered cloth look of Undyne's ponytail.
Good fish, anon.
>>127524556
Pessimist.
>>127526145
you provide content
then you get a nickname
>>127526007
hey frick
still taking requests? or are you already planning something?
>>127526172
Grillby is best father.
>>127526145
You have to be interesting, for one.
>>127525439
Sup flirtanon.
How you doing tonight?
So what the canon power of humans in Undertale? How much does it vary?
I know for instance a level 1 human child can defeat the king of their world, a veteran warrior, in single combat armed with nothing but a stick.
On the other hand a level 20 human child is capable of unleashing enough raw destructive energy to completely wipe the monster world and all it's inhabitants from existence.
>>127526071
Got rid of the unnecessary characters.
I feel so empty after beating Undertale 3 times.
What should I play anons. I really have to let Undertale go..
>>127526280
asgore is letting you kill him isnt he
>>127526145
even if you do get profiled
it's pretty unlikely anyone will notice you missing if you left
if you really care, the best way would be to make interesting content
Cuddle Hapstablook tighter and tighter until he pops like a balloon.
>>127524556Thickskin
>>127526349
This is false considering if you don't fight back he kills you 100% of the time.
>>127526280
Human power vs monsters isn't based on physical ability, its based on intent combined with their soul. Frisk/Chara can become incredibly powerful against monsters because he has malice toward them.
>>127526229
if Heats is Grillby's son, then...
>Grillby Flamesman
>Fuku Flamesman
Acceptable.
>>127526376
*they
>>127526403
Nah, they're old biker buddies. Go back a long time.
>>127526229
>Flamefamily
I kinda like this headcanon, didn't know there was so much art.
>>127526376
I imagine he'd just slide out of your grip eventually.
Like hugging a bar of soap.
>>127524556
intelligent, nihilistic, wicked humor-sense
Why did Rodney Dangerfield have to die?
He would be the perfect voice for Asgore.
>>127526229
I thinkDadsteris best dad, but Grillby is pretty damn good, too.
>>127526246A part of me wants to ask why it was so obvious, but I already know the answer to that.I'm doing pretty damn good! How are YOU doing?
>>127526118
>>127525139
>christmas
Why not I have a folder of christmas stuff.
>>127526327
How is anybody supposed to like that lizard
>>127526467
http://i.imgur.com/TUCGNM9.png
Flaming barbie dolls for everyone
>>127526280
LOVE is more important than raw power. Any human can kill a monster, it's if they really want to. Chara is an entity that surpasses either via determination, same as Flowey
>>127526403
Fuku and Grillby are more similar to each other than Heats. I feel like making shitty OC content of some kind of fire mom now. Eh, I'll just do something better with my time instead
>>127524531Every time I post that pic I get discovered, haha! Yeah it's me.
>>127526394
Asgorefags, Anon.
>>127526280
I don't think there's any canonical guide to human power levels
I interpret an LV in Undertale as being basically equivalent to a class level in D&D, with LV1 being able to hold their own against a small number of trash mobs at a time, and LV20 having literal demigod-tier power that can change the world
it's just that ALL the monsters in Undertale are "trash mobs", with even boss fights like Undyne and Asgore being CR1 or CR2 at most
>>127526402
See now you say that but it's very clear that Undyne is capable of picking up her enemies and moving them like thy're nothing. If she wanted to she cold use her physical strength to just snap them like a twig.
Sans too uses his physical strength whenever he dodges attacks. If he weren't a fat lazy fuck who gets tired so easily he'd be able to dodge attacks all day.
Who is more likely to become a prostitute as a teen, Frisk or Chara?
/utg/ I've been sick for 11 goddamn days and I'm ready to die
Who wants to come end my miserable existence?
>>127526664
Why is Gaster so adorable?
>>127526769
Frisk
>>127526769
Both are likely for different reasons. Chara because of issues, Frisk because it's a dream job
>>127526681
Heats is short, but Fuku is green. idk. It's not improbable that Grillby's wife is a hot green fire milf. Add that to my list of things to draw.
Anyway nice fire titty bro
>>127526632
Gaster is actually skeletal Rick Sanchez, nobody told you?
>>127524702
I KNOW!
ITS PIKACHU!!!
I just don't know...
>>127526754
The key word in both those instances is determination. Undyne reformed herself with her sheer determination but would have turned to dust eventually because monster bodies can't handle that much (that's canon from the game, either in true lab or somewhere else)
The entire sans fight (this is headcanon) is more him fighting the player than Chara. It's an extremely meta fight, him basically cheating to frustrate you into giving up. It's a hard basis for anything.
>>127526071
have a brotp
>>127526754
>You will never force Sans to go to the gym
>You will never scream about how you want to see his guts, not his gut
How does a fucking skeleton manage to get fat anyway?
>>127526865
It'sClefairy
>>127526843
>Frisk because it's a dream job
Frisk is pure!
>>127526769
Chara. They're nuts like that. Imagine hiring highscjooler Chara for a party.
>>127525714
>Not rubbing that belly from behind and whispering that you'll put a baby in there
>>127526846
>you will never have a green fire MILF for a wife
>>127526664
Christmas is never over until I have enough images to stop feeling lonely.
>>127526769
Frick
>>127526394
>>127526349
He can't kill you unless you're already down to 1 hp.
He's not really trying that hard, I mean he even says he doesn't really want to fight.
I had an idea for some kind of weird genocide hard mode Asgore, where after learning that you need a boss monster soul on a previous playthrough, you take Toriel's soul instead. Asgore knows, gets completely pissed and absorbs the other 6 human souls and puts up a real fight.
>>127524556
Cheerful
>>127524316
well, they're not painful
just weak, they're shaking as i walk
i have a feeling its gonna hurt tomorrow
are you sure?
>>127526775
I heard that if yousmoochsomeone, you can transfer your cold to them.
Wanna try?
>>127526916
Joel?
>>127526775
Stop browsing these threads and get some fucking sleep.
>>127519465
Grape Juice
In one of those glasses you use for booze
Please
>>127526769
Chara
Frisk could never be a prostitute, you'd never have to pay for it.
>>127526225
im still open. shoot me one
>>127526882
2cute
>>127526665
cuz she's cute!
CUTE!
>>127526752
Going by D&D standards though by the time you reach 20th level you would have 20 times as much HP.
In Undertale you have around 5 times as much hp.
Therefor a 20th level human in undertale equates to about a 5th level human in D&D.
>>127526925
Lets continue christmas posting.
>>127523378
Thanks anon, I'm looking forward to your cuddlefic too!
>>127526846
I was thinking a nice, cool blue would work for a fire milf, but green is okay too. Multicolored fire is always pretty interesting
>Always keep running out of Fukupear
Every time. I have a chubby one but it's a little poorly drawn
>>127526919
It better be softened first. Just enough so she carries it comfortably
Then again, skaterchick would probably get there before anyone else. Magical SOUL sex means all genders can be impregnated
>>127526769
Frisk. Chara is more likely to kill prostitutes.
>>127526883
He's not fat, he'sbig boned.
>>127526681
>>127526846
Was it ever actually stated that Heats Flamesman was a man? It could just be a surname rather than a descriptor.
I mean, people have surnames that end in 'man', they're pretty common. Getman, Hartman, Stokman etc.
>>127526921
>not having a green fire MILF for a wife
I'll live
>not having a sweet motherly goat MILF for a wife
life is suffering
>>127526916
I want to fuck highschooler Chara in the middle of a party
>>127527069
Christmastale a cute.
>>127527060
you mightve already gotten this the last time i posted it but i left and i didnt see
undyne/alphys post-anime cuddling and general gf cuteness?possibly while high cuz imstoner trash
>>127527112
I don't want to hear your fucking puns any more than your excuses, lardo.
>>127527149
Different heat levels for different people.
>>127527013But if you smooch me, you'll just get my germs, and nobody wants that.Hi, by the way. ;^)
>>127527018
Nigga, I've been bedridden since last year. I've been getting nothing but sleep. You can only sleep so much before you physically feel your sanity slipping away out of sheer boredom.
>>127527065CUTE
How long till people get annoyed that we're posting christmas? Maybe this was a bad idea guys.
>>127527126
I... guess Heats could be a girl? You'd never be able to tell though, so it's not like it matters. There are better fire monsters to sexualize
>>127526118
>>127526632
>>127526862
EVERY TIME
This needs to be more of a thing than it is.
>>127527149
>snail erotica
>>127527172
Don't we all?
Then again, I don't think she's normie enough to go to a party. You'd probably have to trap her with a Netflix n Chill. Or trap her with RPGs. Or a Trap Card
>>127527268
I don't think anyone cares
>>127527290
I forgot what scene this was referring to
>>127527250
This image isn't accurate. Every time you enter Grillbies the place is empty. Also who's the flame guy supposed to be?
>>127526952
Get outta here. Toriel lets you kill her. She will literally stand there and take your attacks while purposely making her own miss.
Asgore does not. Asgore holds himself back when it comes to the final blow because he obviously feels regret and sadness at what he's doing, but he will kill the player 100% of the time unless they beat him.
>>127527014
what?
>>127527172
while everyone watches and some people join in
>>127527308
>she
reeeee
>>127527303
Toriel has been alone for decades in the ruins, you try not developing some strange tastes
Fire color could be cosmetic, I think. Fuku eats/absorbs a dense hunk of copper, in the morning, and it colors her a lovely lime green all day.
>>127527290
>>127527330
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQ4Sb_rnCqw
>>127526862
>>127527290
I'm happy to believe that over the whole "cute" Gaster idea.
Would Chara enjoy being gangbanged?
Would they let it happen even if they don't?
>>127527308
Post quickly fixed art.
>>127527330
The very end of the first episode, when the tree seeds dissolve and make morty freak out and rick goes ham.
>>127527013
No thanks, I thought we were done with the ERP shit.
>>127527368
chara's a cute girl
>>127527354
Toriel can accidentally kill you, anon. She has a special animation for it even.
The only major characters who can't kill you are Papyrus and Alphys.
>>127527451
>Alphys
Well, you never technically get into a fight with her.
Also you can't die on Mettaton's quiz show since it's always 50% of your HP.
>>127527268
I give it until March.
It's still cold out and Christmas images have a warmness to them.
>>127527368
>Not she
>>127527383
Maybe she's just as dense in the bottom from all that copper
>>127527409
Chara would likely grow up to be a serial killer of some kind and get into gangbangs only to kill everyone else involved. Sans and Papyrus would end up being the FBI people investigating it, Papyrus making ridiculous criminal minds level 'profiling' conclusions based on the lack of spaghetti at the scene, and sans constantly putting sunglasses on and making puns and why the fuck isn't this a thing?
>>127527194
oh yeah, i responded to this last thread
fishlizard isnt my strong suit but if i cant get anything else into my head i'll give it a shot
>>127527451
or monster kid.
>>127527412
I approve.
>>127527378
I'm more concerned that there's a written, published, and hardback-manufactured book of that size all about the subject.
>>127527420
>>127527401
Oh yeaaah. I should rewatch some episodes.
>>127527498
He can just kill you in his actual fight, even in box form
>>127527451
She can accidentally kill you. She cannot purposely kill you. When your health is lowered, she makes her attacks miss.
Asgore cannot accidentally kill you. He can only purposely kill you. When your health is lowered, he gives you exactly one extra damage-frame and then destroys you.
Also
>forgetting Jerry
>>127527069
>>127527383
*gasp*
thats a reallycuteidea
time for blue fire MILF
>>127527409
If she didn't, there'd be NO way you'd keep her down.lucky for you, she does
>>127527069
I want to put presents on Gyftrot!
>>127527517
>Chara would likely grow up to be a serial killer of some kind and get into gangbangs only to kill everyone else involved
Someone should write smut of this
Ideally with the gangbang being super rough and seeming like rape until Chara starts stabbing
>>127527516
Hell yeah.
>>127527350
Have you only done genocide...?
There's always folks in there.
>>127527256Hi, cutie.I do hope you feel better soon, though.
>>127527524
>Main character
Take your low-tier monster child out of here
>>127527521
o-oh
it's okay man, dont worry about it,stick to stuff you like
>>127527516
>>127527447
chara is agender
reeee
>>127525932
>>127527149
DOES THIS GO IN MY PORN FOLDER?
>>127527498
Yeah, you can't die during any of the Hotlands segments, Mettaton will always improvise some reason to stop things or just stop attacking. Not even the lasers can kill you, she'll turn them off and apologize if you get hurt too much by them. Only changes in core when Mettaton takes over the whole act.
>>127527601
So long as the second half is Papyrus investigating the crime and sans saying he needs to 'cut to the chase' and that the killer could 'hear their victims cumming'
>>127527536
idk, maybe snail fetish is to monsters what foot fetish is to us. Monster sexuality is shrouded in mystery.
I want to rest my head on toriel's fluffy chest...
>>127527517
Don't forget the ace detective that is constantly trying to rid the streets of scum like Chara.
Places like that really get under your skin. That's why you've gotta have_______thick skin._______
>>127527593
I aim to please, with SCIENCE.
>>127527593
I'm rooting for you
>tfw resorting to alts to keep Fuku going
I'm a derp who only saves Fukupears
>>127527661
Yes, she's a gender. That gender is girl
>>127527407
Gaster being the perfect mix of Rusty and Rick is the most acceptable headcanon. Rick's assholeness and Rusty's snarkyness, with the whole concept of the boys being produced by cloning machines!
>>127527303
It's a slow read.
>>127525150
I'm that dirty anon shipper that wrote about the anons. It wasn't just writefag I was shipping though, like neet and flirt being those two undatable ones.I was also talking about the other LSD anon when I OTPd Tacitly and him. Sorry
>>127525575
>>127526693
N-now kiss...
FRISK IS NON-BINARY, CANON!
JUST LET US HAVE THIS ONE GAME
YOU CIS SHITS HAVE LITERALLY HUNDEREDS OF GAMES
JUST LET US HAVE THIS ONE
>>127527671
I stopped separating my porn with my normal pictured ages ago.
At this point it's so 50/50, it doesn't even matter.
>>127527747
wat.
If Undertale became "Humantale" (just came up with the name myself right now)
what would be each character's race as a human?
Tell me /utg/!
Would you marry a goat?
>>127527657
S-seriously? I always thought the entire town was just abandoned save for the kid.
>>127527736
agender chara reeeeee
>>127527760
kek'd
>>127527780
shut up napstablook
>>127527780
Frisk's gender is angry gook midget.
>>127527671
uh, chyeah
>>127527693
I have just the thing,my child
>>127527736
We must alleviate the Fuku drought
>>127527760kek
there is a disturbing lack of canines in the writebin.
we were sailing along....on moon light bay.
https://strawpoll.me/6455221
Chara genitals poll
>>127527865
I don't write dogs, sorry senpai
>>127527861
erpanon is that you?
>>127523569w-why is he naked
>>127527813
I'd rather be his best friend and have long meaningful conversations with goat. One day he'll find a nice woman and make goatkids and stuff but we'll always have such a deeper connection she'll be jealous.
>>127527736
>>127527813
I just wanna see this goat in more dresses
>>127527920
Probably just took a bath or something, dunno. Why's it matter, anon?
>>127527813
Depends. is that a younger toriel or asriel in a dress.
>>127527861
This is all I have left
>>127527880
If this was Frick I'd have more trouble
>>127527880
>implying genitals are either male or female
for fuck's sake just say "penis" or "vagina"
>>127527827
Play again on pacifist, and there will always be a number of folks in there.
>>127527981
I think there's more to it than that
>>127527982it's Asgore
>>127527882It's okay. I'll write some after I get through my to-do list for now
>>127528013
Hell no. How am going to be able to beat Sans if I'm locked at 20 hp? I'm not some dodging robot or some shit.
>>127528001
are you the duke of tumblr
>>127528001
but dick and pussy sound "cleaner"
>>127523961
That, or pressure Wosh the entire block
A week ago an anon said he was going to be posting up a 20 page Frisk and Demon Asriel lewd fic. Anyone got a link to it? I've checked the writebin already but don't think its there.
>>127524537
So who was it and why was it decided that Mettaton's ghost looked like that?
>>127527926
Fuck I keep looking at this picture and realizing nobody has ever looked at me like that...
>>127528052
welp then nope.
>>127527926
Friendly reminder to provide coffee or tea to your goats while conversing.
>>127527813
Why wouldn't someone commit themselves to goatbrolove
more inclusive language strawpoll
http://strawpoll.me/6455226
>>127528129
Might be this one
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5546126
>>127528129
http://pastebin.com/sghTqDa2
>>127527874
We could hear the voices ringing...
They seemed to say~
>>127522885
The fuck is wrong with that monster. I only see Hitler taking a bath.
>>127528219
Futa is inherently uninclusive, fetishes are not inclusive
>>127528212
goats are allergic to coffee and tea
t. goat expert
>>127527760
God damnit.
>>127527780
No. Humans are not made of magic and fairy-tale genders. They're made of science and genders defined by X/Y chromosomes. Frisk doesn't have downs, so Frisk is either male or female.
>>127528150
I'd like to know the origin of it too. As far as I know, it was just some big coincidental hivemind decision that everyone just ended up interpreting them the same way.
>>127528261
>giving Asriel anything but hot cocoa
>>127528108
Dude, you don't fight Sans on Pacifist run.
>>127528121
right
but the problem is referring to genitals as "male" or "female"
a penis is not inherently male
>>127528258
it's to mirror the other poll; intersex is the realistic one, futa is the unrealistic one
>>127528265
>thinks gender is defined by chromosomes
wrong
sex is, gender isn't
and sex isn't a binary either, intersex people exist
>>127528265
>They're made of science and genders defined by X/Y chromosomes
Science literally disagrees with you, anon.
First of all there's all the weird combinations of chromosomes (there's more possibilities than just XX or XY and even with XY science may recommend raising as a woman with female hormone replacement), second of all transgender people are very much accepted by science.
>>127528314
>not making him a raging alcoholic
missing out on the fun desu senpai
>>127528220
>>127528242
Wow that was fast. Thank you so much!
>>127528423
Drink plenty of water, anon. You're going to be in for a long, long night:^)
>>127528370
Based Tumblr landwhale countering science by not understanding what mistakes of nature are.
>>127528423
Tact and I are on good terms, and I have his Ao3 account ready.
>>127528423You best be ready for some real freaky shit in there.
>>127528454
Cancer has a right to live too.
>>127528261
Good thing they're not goats then. They're "Boss Monsters". They drink tea erryday.
>>127528423
you're in for a treat
>>127496409
>>being bothered by the cutest undertale monster
don't bully red.
>>127528423
>>127528423
>>127528476
Don't forget mood music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mO_u-EkJZ8E
Sad dad fic is finally done.
http://pastebin.com/aLT7hEaj
I just want to thank everyone for your civil discussions about gote dad. I started out as a hardcore THEY DEFINATELY GET BACK TOGETHER. But now I see that bother characters are much more nuanced than that. I hope this provides some closure to anons on both sides. Special thanks to McDoogle for inspiring for proofreading and inspiring me to make this. Enjoy anons, and feel free to tell me im shit or provide criticism if youre into that sort of thing.
>>127527861
Erpanon, covert thickposter, Angstrom. These are all me. Tell no one.
>>127528261
>"Save"
>Act icon, not 4-point save-point star
FUCKING.
worship
>>127528423
I hope you like weird
>>127528607
mmm burfer bugbudv gigi no no yeah yellow mop.
>>127528653
Are there any Red smut fics? Preferably rape (giving or taking)
>>127528597
think about it, Anon
>>127528607
wrong child, anon
not even the right species
>>127528653
Bix nood?
>>127528686
Not until you write it fagort
>>127527810
Asgore would be the only white one because he's the evilist character in th egame.
>>127528701I want chara to step on me
>>127528701
Chara a shit, broski.
I might earn a slowpoke for this but, /fit/ likes us
>>127527383
Correcting myself, after doing basic research. Fuku is PROBABLY coloring herself with boric acid, not copper.
>>127528701
>>127528686
>Red will never rape you
>You will never counterrape Red
>There won't be an endless cycle of rape that goes on for days until you both collapse from exhaustion and hold each other as you drift away from consciousness
>>127527813
Yes, absolutely.
Imagine your honeymoon with the gote.
He always looks at you like you're the most important thing to him, you can just feel how much he cares about you.
You could also feel this magical connection between you two, your souls deeply bound together by unconditional love, giving each other strength and happiness just from being near each other.
And the best part is, that every time your eyes meet and your gaze locks onto his, you can feel this delightful feeling of butterflies in your stomach. It always feels like falling in love for the first time.
>>127528835
>>127528767
>>127528701
well im turned right the fuck on by royal chara, lemme tell you
>>127528720
Blobster is cute.
>>127528857
DO NOT
SEXUALIZE
THE OCS
>>127528564
D-Don't call me that
>>127528767
>>127528607
Fuck this just makes me think of DF Tale
>>127528831
Wikipedia says both are viable. Maybe she drinks it on the side
>>127528872
s-stop
life isn't fair
>>127527657I'm ready to jump into some traffic, honestly. Damn cough hasn't gotten any better, throat's on fire, and my stomach is all knotted up from coughing so much. Very not fun.
so long sweet night. so soon and yet so bright.
>>127528949
They're both green, but I looked at fire comparison videos, and the boric acid burns a super nice bright green, and the copper's kinda bluer.
>>127529027Well it's nine o'clock
and it's getting dark...
>>127528453
>>127528476
>>127528537
>>127528558
>>127528631
>that foreshadowing
I'm concernedbut also excited(?)Will comment further after I finish.
>>127528957
>edge goat not talking with the mind of a child
this bugs the heck out of me.
>>127529050
I wouldn't be surprised depending on some compositions. Still it's magic fire, I don't know if we could really get scientific in the first place
Let's ask Sans
>>127529152
fuck off
>>127529104
but anon.
edgegoat is a grumpy, sassy, always sleepy archmage.
not a kid.
respect my headcanon
>>127529104
I always assumed its Asriel after he grows up and still becomes edgegoat.
>>127528872
curse my existence
>>127529152
If we go the magic route, we may as well just say there's fire dye they use.
Being honest, I'm down with either, I just like fire color as cosmetic.
>>127529104
it's not like those are especially difficult sentences anon
plus I think most images of edgegoat are actually just the artist's take on what he would be like when he grew up
>>127529196
So he's an exhausted version of Divayth Fyr?
>>127529189
no need to get snappy, me. i think it's better wepost-pone any arguments for tomorrow.
>>127528872
Imagine all this but he can never leave the cave. Would you do it for him?
>>127529309
yo your one hot hotbaby
>>127529309
>>127528917
How Bloby are we talking?
>>127528976Ouch, I've been sick like that. It fucking sucks. Have you tried the spoonful of honey trick? That, and honey cough drops always tends to help me. Lemon honey thyme tea, as well.
>>127528349
>a penis is not inherently male
>>>/tumblr/
>>127529296
>Divayth Fyr
exactly this
>>127528564
Thanks for all your work Anon.I really need to find something uplifting to read now.
>>127529325
>Build cabin in cave
>Rent out surrounding lands as camp gronds
>Cuddle gote
>???
>Profit
>Cuddle gote again.
>>127529541http://pastebin.com/MHMqx6sA
>>127529494
benises are inherently feminine lad
>>127529494
it's not tumblr anon
it's science
>>127529541
but anoni thought it was uplifting
All I want to do is hold you tight and never let you go. feeling your warm embrace makes me forget all of life's troubles. if only we could stay this way forever.
I want to put it in Woshua's drain.
>>127529621
By using the claim that there is a tiny minority of females with penises (actual females at birth) means penises aren't a guy part is like trying to claim that a tail is a human feature because there's a tiny minority of people born with a tail.
>>127529617
I didnt think any time in the future I'd save chara to my porn folder
but I've been wrong before
Would anyone care to share some good UT remixes? I'm in dire need of new music.
>>127529704
>lewding woshua
do not
>>127524556
legs
>>127529628
That's the nuances of interpretation for you.
>>127529608
I think you have revealed your new fetish.Schadenfreude
>>127529453
Smolster.
>>127529641
The irc is that way ->
>>127529641
Dude, gay.I'm up for it.
>>127529741
Technically, all humans have very short tails that don't extent out of their bodies.
If you use 'technically' before something you can justify almost any stupid shit.
>>127529819
Very small and delicious.
>>127525382
i dont really feel right with charrator, not that i wouldnt read the shit out of it anyway. it just... something about it seems wrong, it feels like the fallen child is maybe sleeping and just influencing frisk through their thoughts.
over all though your theory doesn't actually conflict with anything.
>>127529816
That was a dirty trick, I'm sorry
Here's some actual feel good fics
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5601451/chapters/12906190
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5587381My actual fetish is ahegao
LIGHT UP THE NIGHT
>>127529886
Small and sweet.
>>127529641
I knew I shouldn't have hugged asriel...
>>127529919
HERE IN THE CITY, THIS DARKNESS CAN'T HIDE
>>127529617
everything about this pic is a-okay
>>127529819
Am I the only one who finds the "tol" and "smol" not as cute as they're trying hard to be and maybe even a little annoying?
>>127529952
>>127529886
>>127529819
>>127529453>Gaster vore
>>127529763
I want to turn his crank!
must be slick
must be slippery
must be smooth
>>127529741
a tail IS a human feature
just a rare one
rarity =/= non-existence
red hair is a human feature
club feet are a human feature
a human feature is a feature that humans can have
and that has nothing to do with the fact that penises are not inherently female. female is a gender that has nothing to do with sex
gender is assigned, it isnt inherent
>>127527673
>>everything changes in core
I love when it all goes to shit for alphys and she's just griping in their with DT trying to flail her way into guiding the human.
kind of reminds me of megaman legends. I wonder if that would be a good game, a spotter that is initially awful but depending on your actions improves considerably because the alternative is unacceptable.
>>127529741
it's not that hard to grasp, anon. Sex is your bits as defined by chromosomes/hormones, gender is a social thing. Why the fuck are we talking about this. Goddamnit someone post some gote or something.
>>127529886
Inb4 that Sans vore gif.
>>127530036
No, I find it stupid too
I want shotagote to beat me up
>>127530116
>Chara won't ever get shit that quality enough because she isn't Tumblr's flavor of the month
A blessing and a curse
>>127529453Sadly, I have absolutely none of that, so I don't have much in the way of remedy. It's cool, though. It's not like this is gonna last forever, just...probably another week or so. Yeesh.
>>127529952
What flavors do pocket Gasters come in?
>>127529750
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIuBpl7k_eU
gote to the rescue
>>127519584
I have a theory, but I'm not sure if it's good.
Sans and Papyrus are the reanimated skeletons of fallen children that Gaster pumped with Determination to see if he could create new humans with new souls to farm for the barrier, but it didn't work with Papyrus, which lead to him being a regular monster, but it kind of worked with sans.
>>127530214
Every flavor you could imagine.
>>127530090
>>127530112
Why are you even here?
Nobody here buys your bullshit, fuck off back to tumblr.
guys sans got arron pregnant!
>>127530218
godDAMN do i love klezmer
If Asgore cared so much about the barrier being broken then why didn't he just wait until he had a male and a female human fall down and force them to fuck and produce more children?
i beat sans in four tries
i feel like that's good...is that good??
>>127530271
Delicious
>>127530181
I want Frisk acting as Asriel's personal trainer.
>>127530214
Blackberry currant jam.
>>127530326
I impregnated Chara. She said we're expecting the child by October. She's also not sure if it's just a child
Besides, everyone gets Aaron pregnant. He's a slut
>>127530364
Because he can't bear the sight of a loving couple
>>127530364
Because he didn't want the barrier broken. He just couldn't go back on his word without mass suicides.
>>127528564Story was written well. But for some reason I laughed so hard that my chest hurts when the "#1 momster" thing happened. I think it was just the image of Asgore forgetting about his dead child that did it.
>>127530316
it's not bullshit it's science, tumblr has nothing to do with anything
>>127530380
undertale esports is waiting for you
I wanna practice some drawing because I'm not that fast, I wanna draw gote so....Requests?
>>127530442
Thanks man. And yeah, he a big dummy
>>127530496
Gote jumping on a trampoline
>>127529750
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xqx90Bth94w
>>127530496
toriel reading asriel a story!
kill me
>>127530364
Oh man, imagine ifi the human male who fell down the hole was a big penised black male (like me) and the human female who fell down the hole was a Japanese loli.
What would Asgore do?
>>127530214
Like the void.
>>127530554
can I just suck your dick instead
it helps to ease the pain
>>127530559
>Black
Asgore would kill you on the spot and not even use your SOUL
What ever happened to that anon who was doing a comic based on my first fic. He disappeared one day, and I miss his beautiful goatdad
>>127530496
Asriel stealthily disposing of a plate of Spaghetti while Papyrus is distracted.
>>127530496
Chara riding a goat while Asriel tells them to stop.
A literal goat.
>>127530559
give toriel the time of her life and let asgore have the loli thousand year old dragon.
>>127530602
dumbass black people dont have souls
>>127530554
do it yourself you lazy cunt
down the road, not across the street
>>127530672
I think a seven foot giant monster would be much more well hung than even the biggest black man
>>127530687
So then the point ismootbecause all the children Asgore bred would be half-niggers and soulless
Nobody wins
>>127530602
>>127530687
Yeesh some of you are horrible people.
>>127530794
Asgore would probably think one of the monsters is coming onto his precious SOUL-producer and need to keep her safeWe need fics of Asgore being a daddy to a little girl only to use her as a machine for producing human SOULs when she hits puberty
>>127528795
>/fit/ likes us
sir drew that and he's a tumblr arist. not representative of /fit/
>>127530687
But anon, I do have a soul!It may be tiny, but it's there.
>>127530559
Thad, is that you?
>>127530893
No please
>>127531052
Do it Doogle
You can write the cute bits and get some other guy to write the brunt of the smut
>>127528585
I KNEW IT!
>>127530397
I'm all out of small food Gaster. What is this void I'm feeling
>>127530189
If you've been sick for that long, I certainly hope it doesn't keep up for another week...
Here's to hoping you feel better tomorrow. Keep your head up!
>>127531121
I don't wanna
>>127519584
Dadster.
Papyrus is a lot more capable than we know, but is too kind/naive/autistic to ever be at his fullest.
Papyrus being so good at never hurting the player who has just one HP because he trains or used to train with Sans a lot.
Chara was a /b/tard.
Unless we see dialogue, Frisk communicates making various sounds, kind of like this girl from Harvey's New Eyes (but less of a doormat).
Blook DJ's on charity spiders parties.
In neutral, MK grows up to be a capable fighter despite not growing any arms.
Monsters are selling patents for monster technology, which allowed them to get pretty prosperous.
>>127529750
Not a remix, but one of my more favorite covers:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9pvOKtSAHs
Also this makes me shiver, though more than in a feels way than epic bass drop way:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwVaNne1IRw
every day i have a big chunk where imseriously contemplating suicide[\spoiler] and imnot sure how much longer i can hold out
sorry guess i just wanted to say it somewhere.
semi related: i want to go to the void andlive(?) withgaster
(thank you for posting, gaster-posters)
>>127531148
I've got a couple more, I think.
We need more tiny foodster. It is objectively the cutest Gaster.
>>127530408
I had an idea for something sorta like that, but i wont get around to it until later this week.
>>127531238
whoops i fucked upguess how surprised i am about it
>>127519584
I like to think that during the war, the monster continued trying to go for diplomacy,only have an army for defence. They survived by hiding with Monster Sympathizers, continually moving to try to survive
>>127529608
Wow
>>127530036
I'm a little annoyed they didn't go with bygg and smal
>>127531220
>that piano memory
shit man
shit
>>127531220
>In neutral, MK grows up to be a capable fighter despite not growing any arms.
This is a good headcanon.
>>127531238
Please don't do it, Anon. Try and talk to someone, will you?
Have some Gasters.
>>127531258
Is it mostly just one artist who does of these? A lot of them seem to be in the same style.
>>127530408
>Frisk is the king of the underground
>When you try to confront him he smashes the FIGHT button
fund it
>>127531220
>>127531398
>Because he turns to idolize Papyrus instead of Undyne, he's as kind as Papyrus while being as determined and badass as Undyne
>>127531454
Are you willing to draw any ship?
>>127531238
it's okay anon
don't give up
it may seem hard, and it is hard, but sometimes even the littlest things help
going to the void with gaster would be nice though
nonexistence seems appeallingdo you have a tumblr? sorry if this is weird just you remind me of soneone i follow who loves gaster and wants to go to the void
>>127531238
aw buddy, you're worth it! there's always someone out there who cares! someone who feels for ya! the future isn't bleak! there's lots to do in this big world!
pick up a hobby! maybe drawing? anyone can learn to draw! maybe you can make your own video game too! get interested in something nice! it could be anything!
remember, even if it seems like nobody likes you....there's always me, anon!
i love you!
(here's a little gaster for you i drew)
>>127531528
short answer: no
long answer: depends on what it is, what is it
>>127531421
Not sure if they have a Tumblr but apparently a bunch of them are drawn by an anon here.
>>127531238
Always, somewhere, someone is rooting for you. As long as you remember him, you are not alone.
[spoilers]it's gaster and he thinks you're great
>>127531714ToriGorey Ahegao?
>A couple of kids fall into the underground
>A cute little boy and girl
>They successfully stealth their ways to Asgore
>He takes them in and adopts them as his own, hiding them from the outside
>They grow old enough and want to leave
>He can't let them
>They have a child together under Asgore's care
>Alphys attempts to extract determination from them to try and leave the underground peacefully
>Nothing successful
>They really want to leave again
>Something burns inside
>It's Asgore "The Adolescent Suppressant" Dreemurr
>Forces the kids to fuck and produce more humans
>Murders all of them so he can harvest their SOULs
>Only six
>>127530601
i dont think i'd feel comfortable with that
>>127530709
oh
okay
cya then
>>127531238
I've been through the same thing. Still kind of going through it, actually, but getting better. At least, I think I am. It doesn't really get easier, but try not to let yourself... stagnate, I guess. Find something to do, try new things, go out every once in a while. Talk to people. It makes the thoughts more bearable.But I also wish I could leave everything behind and live in the void with Gaster, too. I wouldn't have to worry about anything and I wouldn't be lonely.
>>127531767
For Doogle?
>>127531767
ohohoI'm a sucker for all things goat
I have a small backlist of things to draw, but I could doodle that later
>>127531238
>>127531454
I know you're not joking, what I meant isi knew it
>>127531818mayb i am mcdoogs
>>127531836
Thanks famalam. I'm a sucker for goats as well
You should not.
You should stop what you are doing and rethink your life.
Find a church.
Talk to the Pastor. You don't even need to convert, just ask him for some advice and take it to heart.
>>127531909
Still for Doogle
>>127531970
fuck church i'm gonna sin
>>127527986
>fat Fuku
Whydo I want this so bad
omo-skele
how does it work?
who cares
>>127531927
Holy shit, I've always thought seeing the thumbnail that the thing down her butt is a badly drawn tail, now I've noticed she already's got the tail, so before I clicked it to check why the fuck you aren't afraid to post those on blue board, my mind told me it's herprolapsed anus
>>127531990
holy shit, that might be the best goat iv'e ever seen
>Worst ending involves everyone dying.
>Neutral ending involves you leaving alone, your journey and motive was selfish and overall nothing bad really happens unless you kill important people.
>Best ending involves convincing a child to sacrifice everything in order to benefit everyone including yourself.
There are no good endings in this game.
>>127531404
wow woshua a bully ! (but thank you)
>>127531558i do, but ive been on a semi-hiatus since mid-september. im sorry
>>127531620i actually do draw, but theres a lot of times i cant bring myself to do it, in case it doesnt turn out as good as i want. because i dont want to deal with the failure. but i try to draw some very night.your kind words and your very cute drawing made me tear upthank you
>>127531727
>>127531813
thank you
>>127532060
Because a healthy fire is a big, fat one fed tons of fuel to burn brightly
>>127532018
tru
milk!? Why are you with all these furry degenerates
>>127532093
I just want you to know that you are super adorabs andI loathe you with every green spectrum reflecting molecule in my envious heart
>>127532084
Welcome to the suffering :^)
>>127532065
What the fuck is the appeal of piss? It smells and it's full of bacteria.
>>127532093
mettaton or undyne, leaning towards undyne more due to your picture
>>127532218
that girl needs to slow down, eating donuts that fast is dangerous
Woshua mod removes any kind is lewd, kek.
Just completed pacifist run and had the conversation with Flowey after starting up again. Noticed that he calls you by the name you choose for the fallen child. What's up with that? Thought he was addressing the player, not Chara.
>>127532260
>>piss
>>full of bacteria
you're thinking of shit anon. pee is sterile. a lot of hobos and peasents in ye old times used to wash stuff because it breaks down into amonia (which is why it smells)
>>127532294
i like this mod
>>127532286
do..nuts? thats obviously a sandwich though?
>>127532073
>deleted
Post link
>>127532084
Well you tell me an easy way to solve the situation with no sacrificeHint, there is none. Asriel and Chara are boned no matter the situation. Even reviving Chara you have to sacrifice the entire world and any intention on them never capable of being good again and your own SOUL just so you can bring the world back. Asriel is forever goat dust, there are humans/children whose sacrifices were necessary for the good ending to even be possible, and Gast
>>127532386
Gotya covered. http://i.imgur.com/Jnc8a6v.jpg
I ache for the sweet release of death but will settle for sleep because death is spooky.
Goodnight cute dorks.
>>127532092
>i actually do draw, but theres a lot of times i cant bring myself to do it, in case it doesnt turn out as good as i want. because i dont want to deal with the failure
I recognise this feel anon
just draw shitty sketches
convince yourself they're sketches and not final product
then you can draw doodles and not feel bad
>>127532260
it's not the actual piss
it's the wetting
also >>127532341
it's sterile and oh so warm
>>127532321
>>127532340
It's assumed it's your name.
>>127532093
>>127531871
I'm happy you consider cosplaying skeletons. I think you should cosplayGaster
>>127532084
Yes, even the 'best ending' isn't completely perfect. Sometimes there are some things you just can't change, no matter how you try.Just let them go.
>>127532218
Yeah, I know.
>>127532280
Bleh, I hate dyke shit. Skeletons only.
>>127532092
I BELIEVE IN YOOOUUU!!!
(so does tiny gaster!!))
>>127531872
you set me up
YOU SET ME UP!The Cheat, tell him- tell him that he set you up
>>127532260
Piss is sterile, actually.I don't really have a piss fetish but I'm down with it when combined with domination stuff.
>>127532504
post your pool pic with stouts and friends milk!
>>127532507
>undyne
>dyke shit
she's a badass hero who suplexes rocks and doesnt afraid of anything
shes more than just a lesbian
>>127532475
the anon you replied to second.
it also stains toilets, clothes, and smells gross.
>>127532486
>Your name
It kind of backfires when Chara is an important character to the lore of the game and not just a self-insert. Then Genocide sets you two apart and it becomes more of a convoluted mess
>>127532505
>Letting go
>This general
>>127532293
Hey, this pic was a dworven one I don't have yet!
Someone mind reposting it for me, or imguring it?
>>127532591
Nothing about it backfires though. There is no backfiring.
>>127532564
Piss isn't sterile for long. It is a very valuable environment for bacteria to flourish. It is sterile upon exit of the body, but not for long afterward. It only takes a few seconds for some pretty nasty shit to start developing in urine.
>stuff that isn't remotely lewd getting woshed
>>127532564
Piss isn't sterile unless it's boiled or sterilized with other stuff you retard.
>>127532586
yeah
so?
>>127532647
What are you talking about? All I've seen getting woshed is giant tiddy Toriel.
>>127532507
>>loath undyke
>and your straight
Maximum over rustle.
>>127532721
I really should.
>>127532624
>Greetings. I am Chara/Whatever
It separates the character from the player
image limit reached new thread please I want to see more pictures of this milky cosplayer I want to cum to her 2nighjt
Maybe I should start fixing up some Undertale folder, I've got a huge amount of it from all the time I spent here on /utg/ and it's just keep growing
>>127532797
The dude posting brazzers shit isn't me.
>>127533062
>>127533039
Would've been nice if it was intentional, come to think if it; Chara gets to decide if they want everyone to get their happy ending. Would've been a good way to redeem them if they chose to not reset.
>>127533192
Anon that wasn't even me, I was just trying to make a funny. But I agree, Undyne is great so they have shit taste.
M-Mods?
>>127533130
Hooray!
Thank you, anon!
CRAP IM LATE!also good morning /utg/, whens new toast?
It's the end.
Holy shit, entire section of thread was nuked
were the milky pics deleted? where are the milky pics
Did the whole thread just get nuked?
Well okay let's just delete a conversation about the game, that makes sense.
>>127533062
> using your own name for Chara makes Flowey's spiel after True Pacifist make no sense when he calls you whatever name you put into the game
Anyway tell me why it doesn't make sense to you that
The fuck at that mass deletion tho.
>>127533345
How do you know that?
>>127533148
Not him again, but to specify:
>chara (fallen child) is the person you name
>Frisk is who you play as
>both flowey and chara acknowledge you, the player, as a separate entity
When Flowey is having his speech at the end, he's addressing the PLAYER, who is the person with the power to reset. It didn't make sense for Chara's name to show up, because Chara is a different person from yourself.
>half the links in thread broken
Wosh u general
>>127533341
It was nice meeting you.
Goodbye.
W-what's happening to the thread?
I'm scared, /utg/.
Ahahah fucking wow.
Jannie nuke us again.
Although on this scale, maybe it was more of an IED than a nuke.
>>127533394
it literally just happened, nigger
>>127533380
to be fair it was surrounded by some kind of strange avatarfag being an avatarfag
>>127533419
Don't worry about it anon, all janny's must sleep eventually.
the jannitors spilling the trash all over the place like they always do
>>127533407
Again, WHY. You typed a lot but not the one thing that matters.
>>127532093
I'm getting mixed messages from your twitter here. You clearly browse /utg/.
>>127533380
doesnt Genocide default to Chara? Like, after you kill sans and they monologue, don't they use Chara?
That seems like it'd be confusing if you went through neutral/pacifist as a different name.
>>127533419
It's probably just a glitch dude, I wouldn't worry about that.
>>127533489
you mean why is chara seperate from the player?
because of what they represent; an all consuming need to increase your stats.
>>127533181
traditional turn-based RPG is boring as fuck, I couldn't get into the best of the genre because of that.
>>127533407
I heard Toby wanted you to put (You)r name so it would mean... you will be Chara?
>>127533489
Why it's confusing is whether or not is the name in question supposed to be addressed to the player or you, from Flowey
Shit. Is it that complicated to understand the issue?
>>127533537
No, Chara has no name. Chara is just a default used by the game in-case you skip the naming screen. The true name comment is because it's what's used for Frisk and Chara's sprites in the files: Chara and Truechara respectively
THIS THREAD WILL NEVER REACH THE BUMPLIMIT MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>127533563
No you nigger why doesn't it make sense. That is the question that was asked twice. Holy balls.
>>127533617
Last for lizard, until the janitor removes it.
we're doomed.
>>127533567
Why was this deleted? The fuck?
>>127533617
stop deleting your pictures and uploading new ones...now im gonna download dat.
>>127533625
it's the janitor's special attack
>>127533591
>traditional turn-based RPG is boring as fuck
>what is ff10
>>127533663
NOBODYS SAFE. Not even you. Not even ME
>tfw even when we get to the next thread I've already pretty much exhausted all of my Fukupear
Damn. I only want to fuck determination and fire. What the hell else do I do
Can Human Skeletons become monsters? Like, if they're left as skeletons for a sufficient amount of time, they just become Skeleton Monsters?
>>127533842
>>127533842
>>127533842
BE GENTLE WITH THE NEW THREAD
>>127533876
I'm starting to think that maybe Gaster gathered the bones of the other human that fell into the underground to make Papyrus and Sans.
I wonder what color panties milk wears I bet they're lacy pink with garterbelts huff huff huff
>explain something about the chara name thing
>anon says no that backfires
>ask for an explanation on why it's a problem/doesn't make sense
>other posters spiral themselves into confusion and don't even answer the question
well isn't that just peachy
>>127533662
I just got here, what happened this time?
>>127533930
tony confirmed skeleton monsters are just skeleton monsters and were never just skeletons
>>127533962
I said it backfires when the character in question can be named something else, let alone being a character in the story and not a general name used to indicate talking about Chara
Nobody's going to call Chara outside of Undertale by their name or whatever they think they named Frisk. So having the player name and Chara be separate makes Flowey's speech make no sense. You can't just assume everyone is using their name when playing Undertale, especially people who have names longer than six characters
>>127533962
I explained it to you, post got wosh'd:
Flowey is addressing the PLAYER at the end of TP. Doesn't make sense for chara's name to appear, as the player is the only one who can reset. The other anon who used the term "backfire" mispoke.
>>127534051
Okay but you are choosing your name for the adventure so you can jut say it was still your (nick)name. There's no issue with Chara and the player having the same name, these ideas are separate.
>>127534051
>So having the player name and Chara be separate makes Flowey's speech make no sense.
Not really, since Flowey does think you are Chara. In fact, no one other than Chara themselves seem to be aware of your existence as the player.
>>127533935
Guys please I really want to discuss this what kind do you think she wears? I need some more input for my headcannon
>>127533710
I tried Pokemans, Mother, Chrono Trigger,LISA, games with stunning graphics, beautiful plot, great music.
But always after encountering another Fucking Insect In A Grass I was throwing everything away, because even the best stuff wasn't enough for me to endure this. I need to press my buttens when I fight.
It doesn't mean they're bad, they just don't do anything for me.
When I read the shop description more precisely I thought I wasted my ten dollars, because I hate both turn-based RPG's AND bullet hells. I was surprised when for some reason the mix of two was just the shit.
>>127534251
who the fuck is milk
>>127534542
The girl