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>GAS THE BOX, MAP WAR NOW

>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA [Embed]
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
http://ss13.pomf.se/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.pomf.se/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://ss13.undo.it:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.nexisonline.net:1336

>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
http://ss13.pomf.se/forum/
http://ss13.pomf.se/index.php/bans
http://ss13.undo.it/logs/

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>Map renders collection: updated nightly
http://ss13.nexisonline.net/img/map-renders/

>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o [Embed]

>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/

OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/wa9fnYbg
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Which non-Box map is your mapfu?
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>>126968049
box, because only proud box posters can actually solve bug problems.
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>>126968049
Metaclub. It's practically a carbon copy of Box.
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>>126968049
Deff. I'm quite fond of it's maintenance, and the bar's nice and spacious.
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>>126967907
Daily Reminder: There are 4 kudzu packets in deff's maint along with a giant spider (keep in mind these are still broken) AND bats.
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>>126968105
>implying it's not just the adminbus and their alts doing that
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>>126968314
If that were true, they would have been able to do it without boxbabbie help ;^)
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>>126968269
Better make that bug report then.
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>>126968049
Meta, because it's box but better
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>>126968494
>implying that will do anything
Several times already, the proposed map changes were poo-pooed with "it's supposed to be like that". The natural response to people giving their criticism you demanded from them. "It's fine".
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>>126968269
What's broken about giant spiders?
Also, default kudzu is laughable, it can't even hurt you.
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>>126968653
>kudzu can't hurt you

We'll SEE about THAT
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>>126968768
The default kudzu can't. It literally can only inject you with anti-toxin.
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>>126968883
damn your qualifying remarks.
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>>126968049
Box > Meta > Deff >>> Taxi

Taxi could be my favourite but it needs bigger stations.
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>>126969094
taxi is currently the worst but could be the best if the stations were reworked and there was some way to manually walk between them.

A terrestrial taxi would be fucking amazing. All the unobservedness of maintenance halls, with the expansiveness of the great outdoors.
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Ghlor here. Fuck the tripcode.
Long story short ive requested to be removed from the admin team.
I wont be returning.
Its time to become someone successful. I wish you all the best, spessmen.
Adios.
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>>126968269
And space bear
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>>126969236
It's the birth of a new Sarca, calling it now.
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>>126967413
we just want to go back to voting so we can play box 24/7
I'll report bugs just to fill up the bug tracker even if they aren't real bugs
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>>126969236
>becoming successful

THE TRAITOR
THE FOOL
THE COWARD

HOW DARE HE CHOOSE MONEY OVER 2D AUTISTIC SPESS MEN?
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>>126969226
>>126969094
snow taxi
Do it
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>>126969236
>admin quits after a few months of being admin

This is why we get autistic niggers as admins because we make them quit and realize what they are doing with their lives.
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>>126968607
I don't believe you. Knowing your criticism, it was either phrased poorly or gave no way of fixing them.

>>126969236
Isn't what you said last time?
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>>126969236
GET OUT
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>>126969236
You aren't the first to be driven off

The cycle continues
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>>126969650
>driven off

No, if that was the case he would have leff the first time.
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>>126969236
Don't
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>>126969393
Dolla dolla > waifus
>>126969331
Nah dude i dont shitpost with a name/trip
>>126969570
Stickyban me faggot i dare you. See what happens. No balls
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I sorta wish all the non-box maps had better camera coverage.

Like, all of them say fuck you to AIs and security for... I dunno why.
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>tfw seen as a Boxbabby because I bug reported problems I thought would make the maps I like better
>since all the non-Box maps are lacking and really showing their age
>as nobody updates them as much as they do Box
>and I believe now's the best time to update those maps, seeing as maps are now the focus of attention

I mean, some of the maps don't even have a Vox outpost since they were made before Vox were around, and I think Heist is still in rotation. That's how outdated some of the maps are.
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I was told my ban was only 3 days, it should have ended by now, I checked the ban list and it got changed to a week long ban... why?
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>>126969861
It's hard to notice cameras unless you're in game as an AI, post missing areas
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>>126969980
Defficiency and taxi are both especially bad with this.

Deff because it practically celebrates everything being unmonitored maintenance, and taxi because it gives no visual hints as to the direction of the other stations, and relies on the bullshit camera jump functions, which should be avoided for a suite of ease of use and GUI bug reasons.
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FUCK BOX
FUCK BOX
FUCK BOX
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>2 hour round
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>>126970362
What can I say, box is well built and stable from ages of proper testing.
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>>126970428
>implying it wasn't people going out of their way not to make the station uninhabitable

Calling it now, bombing or plasmaflood within the first half hour of next round so it can be box time.
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>>126968049
Deff, all else are trivial shit.
Remove taxi.
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>>126970706
if that were the case, the admins can deal with it.

winkey face.
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>66 players online

D-dead server, right guys?
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>>126970879
winter break has its benefits.
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>>126969885
Boxbabbies are the people who refuse to make bugreports and suicide roundstart when the map isn't box.
You're not a boxbabby.
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>>126971095
No, boxbabbies are the people that were always cried about when box was voted.

I mean, they used it every single time. Are you telling me they're wrong?
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>>126969953
Because the shitmins are corrupt. Just evade the ban on a VM.
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>>126969885
>>126971095
Actually, all the bug reports are coming from boxbabies, since none were being made before the box babies were forced to migrate.
You had your chance to be seen as a non-box-baby, and you blew it. Now you're box baby forever.
This is the punishment for your past sloth.
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>>126970879
>none of them rampantly bitching and forcing a shuttlecall to get back to Box
I guess when the masses are given freedom of choice of maps through mapvote, those same people prefer to do nothing, voting box.
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>>126969953
Hi, Celt thought you didn't have a history of shittery because your notes didn't reflect it. But your ban history says otherwise, considering you've non-antag bombed before, not to mention a list of other shittery you got banned for.

So, better shape up once your ban is over, boyo. Next time's likely to be of hte permanent kind.
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>>126971329
I didn't know that looking at github could show you whether or not a given bug report was from a "boxbaby".

You're full of shit.

>>126971448
Very perceptive. Occasionally, nobody voted at all. Use it or lose it, fuckers.
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>>126971247
>corrupt
Dank. No point in being corrupt since they dont get paid for it/dont play enough to have metafriends to fluff
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>>126971573
Sorry anon. I know it causes you anger to know you are a box baby now.
But by refusing to assist in bugfixing until FORCED to play on other maps, you have shown yourself a conclusive boxbaby.
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would you nerds shut the fuck up with your god damned force meme "box baby"

>t. someone who plays every map
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>>126971329
Have you considered the possibility that people who wanted to play maps other than Box, couldn't play maps other than Box, and that's why they couldn't make bug reports?
I mean, this is pretty basic logic.
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Shitcurity again, Hurdy did literally nothing wrong and got murdered for being a Ling.

I try to bring his head back and Medbay won't clone him because "he did bad stuff"
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>>126971759
Except history shows that other maps were voted for occasionally.
You had your chance. You blew it. Now you're a boxbaby.

Shoulda been part of the master-race of all map bugfixers like I was.
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>>126971573
>a bug that literally prevents you from voting unless you hunt for the god damn tab
>use it or lose it
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>>126971801
he was a confirmed changeling, do you think im suicidal enough to revive someone who has a high chance to just kill and eat me on the spot?
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>>126971573
>Occasionally, nobody voted at all. Use it or lose it, fuckers.
There have been several times when that happened after everyone was busy shitposting in OOC chat at round end, I would be the only one with the audacity to vote, and i would vote Taxi.
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>>126971850
>history shows that other maps were voted for occasionally.
History also shows bug reports, also ocassionally.
I feel like there's two and two to be put together here.
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>>126971850
It's official, "boxbaby" is now a completely meaningless term.

>>126971863
Your fault for not looking for said tab in the first place. Clearly you didn't care enough about the map selection to put in the effort.
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>>126971921
He wasn't though, you fucking mong. Did you even read the endgame report?
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>>126971921
You can just borg a ling or kill and clone it wont be dangerous then and you can keep that player in the round.
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>>126971801
>security against an antag
I mean it's security job mang, that ling was stupid to be caught in the first place.
That's the way of the game.
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>>126971801
I did exactly as I was told as the borg
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I for one am proud to be a boxbaby, as we are the ones called for when bugs need finding and fixing.
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>join late
>do janitor stuff, then get moved to robotics
>get a head fro sec
>realize there are no surgery tools in robotics
>broken window suspects break in
>whatever, medbay's right there
>take head I need brain taken out of to surgery
>say I need the brain to be borged
>doctor asks why
>say sec said so
>calls me a dolt and says no, takes head
>go to a nurse and explain whats going on
>see doc drag body to surgery
>oh fuck no
>he puts the head on the bod as I tell him not to
>tells me to slob on his knob
I just don't know.
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> Intentionally singuloosed, the posted in the thread about it during the round. By his own account it was done intentionally to fuck people over. Goodbye shitter.

> Functionally retarded brain addled griffon. Blew up medbay not an antag fuck off forever

> Fuck off freshmaniscoolman

> Griefing. Fireaxed someone to death twice because they said "fuck you" (was warned to NOT fucking do this the first time) when the victim popped out of cryo. Had all of deadchat watch this guy with me and he just ran around stealing shit like surgery equipment and being a general shitter as an engineer. There was no power for a long period of time and this little cunt didn't even bother lifting a finger. Appeal on http://ss13.pomf.se/forum/ if you think you deserve it.

> TGstation mirror ban: go be a shitter somewhere else

> As HoP, Worked alongside the HoS In order to kill the detective because... He was on the Central command report. All of this when no admins were on and shitter safari. Also randomly searching people during code green because they're on the report. Fuck off.

> Fuck off, we don't want you here.

> Was a complete greytiding arse as playerage 0 and account age req. 80% sure of metagaming with muhheritage but I gave that guy the benefit of the doubt due to his notes being pretty clean. You on the other hand can feck off elsewhere.

> Go be retarded elsewhere

> Threatened another person with metagrudge IC again, this isn't fuckin nox you massive faggot and we don't like your kind around here.

> Griefer - Killed botanist with a grenade as non-antag. You're not coming back here faggot. You got tempbanned for a week already for killing a revhead as a rev in the last round. Fuck off to Nox.

> Griefing faggot, we don't want your kind around here.

etc.

Why do the admins on this server act so immature and unprofessional? Is this the long-term effect of being an UNPAID ADMIN for a shitty SS13 server?
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>mime changling!
>fuck, no easy way to get genomes
>decide to griff it up with steal take genome and transform other
>start transforming people at random
>some guy gets blown up in maint above tcomms
>take him to medbay (after sucking him off)
>there's a hole in the wall so I can just walk in and take a void suit
>do so because no pressure
>hear sec talking about a stolen void suit
>go to give it to them
>walk up to the desk
>"CRIMINAL SIGHTED, THE MIME HAS, TAKE HIM DOWN!"
>HoS rushes me with an e-gun and cuffs me
>make no attempt to resist even though I know it's coming
>after this some greytider trys to drag me away
>HoS gets him
>decided to transform the HoS as a joke
>"HOLY FUCK CHANGLINGS"
>after dragging us both in they decide the assistant is a ling
>Security borg, warden and HoS proceed to valid him on the spot
>EVEN THE BORG

Jesus Christ.
How does it feel to know you beat a human to death on asimov, sec borg?
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>>126972154
>Why do the admins on this server act so immature and unprofessional?
>unprofessional

Because it's not our profession.
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>>126972002
nope
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>>126972282
But the admins on this server spend a ridiculously high amount of time on this unpaid job. It's essentially a de facto occupation.
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okay
funnest job
go
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>>126972009
>>126971921
>confirmed changeling
>that ling
The guy wasn't a ling, retards.
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>>126972196
I wasn't on ASIMOV
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>>126972409
THEY DO IT FOR FREE

>>126972431
Chem desu, just do your shit, acid people in the fucking face if they piss you off, work with hydro to make lethal chilli grenades.
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>>126972431
assistant
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>>126972154
I've never been banned from this server before (other than stickybans being fucked up). I think the policy of permabanning with "appeal on the forums if you don't want a perma" in order to feel like a self-entitled shit as people grovel at your feet is disgusting.
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>>126972431
griff mime
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>everyone talking about lings and shit
>latejoined, finished a space pod and fucked off to the DJ station
>played tunes made announcements and interviewed crew members

Felt good, but I should have done more really
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TELL ME ABOUT THE SHITMINS, WHY DO THEY WORK FOR FREE?
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>>126972118
what you think happened
>Oh no! People vote box! F-fucking boxbabbies, let's force them to play other maps so that they can gallantly make bugreports about the maps, for us!

what happened
>WHAT THE FUCK WHY ARE WE PLAYING META SUICIDE SUCCUMB
>Hey guys, I bombed everything so that the shuttle would be called earlier, I did my best :^)
>[meanwhile, the people that wanted to play meta don't even get to play meta because of this shit]
>>Okay, let's play meta now and when you find precisely what's shit, then you can tell us about it. Don't bother bombing shit again because then we're playing Deff.
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>>126972431
Whichever jobs let you run around and do whatever you like to some extent. assistant, clown, mime, librarian, janitor, chaplain
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>>126972480
all i kept hearing during the first half of the round is "hurdy is a changeling" then a bunch of sec show up and decapitate him then tell me not to put him back together.
what was it that you expected me to do?
i tried to take him to robotics so he could atleast be borged, but then that shit with the plasma happened so i just threw his head at their window and scrammed
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>>126972636
most likely daddy/mommy issues or control issues, could also be inflated ego/god complex
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>>126972673
Sorry anon, us gallant and noble boxbabies are here to save you from yourself.

You could not handle bug reports on your own, so we are here to take the credit.
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We need a containment unit for boxbabbies
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>126972848
How can I make bugreports if I don't even get to play the map
Think about it
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the test server is all black with weird sprites and no UI, is that me or is it broken?
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>>126972636
I genuinely don't want to see my favorite server devolve into the shitpile it would inevitably turn into without any moderation.
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>>126972901
You got your chances and chose not to during those times.
It's OK though, because big boy boxbabbies are here to clean your diaper and do your bug reports for you.
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>>126972991
What times
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>>126972962
what a cuck

UNPAID
N
P
A
I
D
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>>126972991
I love how the same people who scream and cry and suicide when the map is even slightly different are the same ones asserting that they're the professional, mature players.
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>>126972520

>Appeal on the forums if you want your ban lifted is self-entitled

We do that for three particular reasons :

>The person logs out before we can intervene, he has to come to the forum to explain himself, otherwise we assume he has come to the server solely to grief, and that's a reason to Perma
>Obvious griefing when no admins are on
>Known shitler, enabling use of Rule 0
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>>126973178
>the map is even slightly different
>taxi
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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>>126973051
Why, the times every day when non-box maps were voted.
Instead of playing on them or trying to repair them, you chose to allow shuttle calls to go on, and then vote for box again. Every time. You never even made bug reports during the time you had.

No, it's up to us fine and noble box denizens to fill the reports for you.

>>126973178
It's weird, I know. It's strange we have to be the ones to pull the weight around here.
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>>126973178
N3X15 please, as much as the other maps need testing, Taxi CANNOT HOLD more than 30 players
You NEED to account for population when choosing maps, like how it's accounted for choosing gamemodes
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>>126973396
I know that, which is why Celt is going to convert it into a terrestrial map capable of holding more people.
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>>126973178
How long are we staying on random map, N3X?

And please get rid of Taxi if there are more than 20 players.
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>>126973482
cool, sounds great, mission accomplished, back to votes now
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>>126973482
We need a fix NOW, for the love of God
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Why don't we make Taxi like /tg/'s dorf mode? We can have shuttles that lead to small staging rooms with supplies and have MoMMI spawn there to help out. The autists can build while the powergamers valid.
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Ok you fucks how about this.

>I would propose a vote system where after each round a map is assigned a % chance based on the proportion of votes it got in that particular vote. This way even the minority maps would get played proportionately to their playerbase.
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>>126973482
N3X you know taxi's problem is an easy fix right? Literally just expand each station by a tile or 2. The problem is cramped spaces that need atleast 1 more tile to function properly.
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>>126973690
go away Oranges that doesn't fix the core issue
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>>126973690
That's better than the current vote system.

If 10% of the players really want to play Deff, we should play Deff 10% of the time instead of never
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Fuck your dog bitch. You hear me FUCK YOU
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>>126973690
Would support
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>>126973661
>dorf mode on /vg/
not even once. any attempts at making a working station from scratch would be met 2 minutes in by welderbombs, mass suicides and some guy in cargo breaking the shuttle.
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>>126973916
i fucking hate ian, gr8 job m8
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>>126973482
The walls better be ice themed.
Igloo Station.
Fuckyeah.
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>>126973916
ICK OOC
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>>126973832
> easy fix!
> Just add lots of tiles and completely break atmos, wiring, and layout even more than it already is!
Things are a bit more complicated than that. Which rooms would receive the tiles? Where would the tiles go? How would you rearrange the rooms and hallways affected by their expanding neighbors?
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>>126973832
Which areas need space the most? For example, genetics looks really cramped, but on the other hand, geneticists hardly move at all.

Here are my picks for enlarging:
>Botany
>Kitchen
>Bar
>B R I G (every part of it)
>Detective
>Theater
>QM office
>IAA office
>Library
>Xenobiology
>Janitor
The rest seems okay to me. Did I miss anything?
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>>126973690
+1 upvoted liked subscribed
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>>126973916
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM

NO ONE ICKY OCKIES ON MY WATCH
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>>126973690
or how about we vote on which map we want to play and then play that map?
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>>126974241
this
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>>126974095
I vote we take taxi AND PUSH IT SOMEWHERE ELSE
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>>126974241
>>126974389
Too bad that this isn't a democracy.
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>>126974429
N3X I am fucking pleading you, Taxi is unsalvageable, remove it now
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>>126974429
f u
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>>126974429
sounds like a quick way to stop people from playing on your server
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>>126974429
nobody asked you
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>>126974429
As evidenced by Berlin, we know.
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>>126974443
uninstall some update can't remember
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>He votes Box on the internet
>He takes his opinion very seriously
>He does it for free
>He will never branch out and try new forms of fun
>He will never be a healthy weight
>He will never have a girlfriend
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>>126974663
w-well i suppose that's semi helpful.

which update and how do i remove it
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i wish all these new people who got spoiled by this stupid map voting system would fuck off.

literally a plague on this server.
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>>126974106
>>126974106
No one?

Not a single person?

I got it P E R F E C T on the first try?
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>>126974739
>he will only know the coin locations of Box because that is the only form of power he has in his pathetic life
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>>126974739
>new forms of fun

i think you mean different flavors of shit.

maybe if the other maps weren't almost all awful you'd see them played more. ever consider that? nah of course you havent you'll just sit there whining about box forever instead of making an actual good map for us to try out a "new form of fun"
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>>126974106
your proposal is inadequate. the only fix for taxi is to go back in time and kill the person who made it before he gets a chance.
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>>126975010
>He votes Box on the internet
>He takes his opinion very seriously
>He does it for free
>He will always shitpost in the thread
>He'll just sit there whining about other maps forever
>He will never map
>He will never have friends
>He will never have a reasonably sized dick
>He will never get yellow gloves
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>>126975184
>He will always shitpost in the thread

The irony is outstanding. The only people I ever, ever see shitposting and whining and throwing a fucking hissyfit about maps are you anti-box fags. I love the one faggot who always comes in the server, sees its box, and starts throwing a shitfit in OOC about how much he hates box and how he refuses to play the game. Think his name was Guy_Incog or something. Absolutely hilarious.
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>>126974429
>Github is now filled with actual bug reports about the maps
I love you eggman
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>>126974519
TAXI HAS BEST TOXINS SCIENCE!

TRY PLAYING AN INVOLVED CLASS YOU GREYTIDING SHITTERBOX

Taxi legitimately needs a third taxi though
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>>126975420
Watch.
Right after this.
Get this.
FEATURE FREEZE
With the forced random map
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>>126969236
>Ghlor finally gone
there truly is justice in the world
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>>126975361
>He votes Box on the internet
>He takes his opinion very seriously
>He does it for free
>He will always cry impotently about going back in time to kill map makers
>He will always suicide off station as blob
>He will always instantly call the shuttle to change the map
>He will always claim these things were done by antiboxfags
>He will never have creativity
>He will never have intelligence
>He will never think freely
>He's just a boxbaby
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>>126974443
go in internet properties in your control panel, go in security settings and enable the activeX options
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>>126975361
That's because the effects of the BooBooBox are actively seen on the server. Some suicide, some do shit to force round end, some leave for an hour, some observe and shitpost in OOC for solid twenty minutes.

Even before the forced map rotation we had a round where the first words of the round were "AI call the shuttle, law 2". There was a time when we had blob on taxi and the shithead just jumped out of an airlock because "taxi a shit"
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PSA : How to fix SS13 if it crashes when you try to launch it

http://www.byond.com/forum/?post=2008046
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>>126973916
>>126973975
>hating/killing Ian
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>>126975852
>w-we don't shitpost on purpose we do it because we're forced to
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>>126973916
Favor the ick ock eh? Don't worry, we can see you are the engineer on the floor because of the cone of vision.
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>>126975852
>make bad maps with dumb gimmicks
>get ass shattered when people don't like it

How taxi, without the shuttles and being on a snow planet, that would be something.
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>>126948537
Nice dude, thanks
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>>126969236
It must suck to be a shitmin.
I mean it. I don't mean to be condescending here, I sincerely feel that it must suck.
Putting hours of your time wrangling tards and having them hate you for it. Even worse must be knowing that they hate you because you yourself KNOW you're a shitmin.
I'm sorry.
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Okay so, as an assistant. How do I find people to help? Is there some sort of heirarchy as to who's most important to assist?
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>>126976985
Follow sec officers around. Assist them by applying cable bolas and floortiles to any antags.
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>>126975630
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>>126976985
>>126977120
Do this and get deputised as a Security Assistant.


You can also go to science and ask science if they need a hand.
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>>126974525
A democracy is a fundamentally flawed system. The majority are idiots. A benevolent dictatorship is the far superior government, and N3X15 knows this to be true.

Piss off, plebe.
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>>126977326
cool
but people will stop playing
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>>126977404
>boxbabbies will leave
we didn't need you, 60 peak pop is about 20 too much IMO
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>>126977404
No they won't.

The shitters might. But 20-30 pop is the sweet spot anyway.
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Anybody got the lewd version of this? Thanks.
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Found a bug

If you're in a locker on a tile the shuttle arrives on, the shuttle will destroy the locker and not gib you
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>>126972132
>dolt

DoctorMad being a Bad Doctor
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goobye serb
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Why was the chemist last round such shit?

he was just standing around with a cane refusing to do anything and pushing people around.
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>>126977909
please
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Awww. At least I had a demon corgi, spawn of the 9th layer of Hell.
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New Clown instructional video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVevvbFNKiY
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Good raiding all around. Vox listened, didn't go off and die, nobody entered the station except when absolutely necessary, and we got dem fucken guns and dat fucken silver and got out.
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>>126977910
Taxi shuttles aren't meant to gib
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Well I'm stuck with the dreaded 'downloading all resources for no reason' thing so I can't ask in the lobby, but how do you pick up things like mice and corgis
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>>126978303
No, the escape shuttle. I've done it twice now. Destroys locker instead of gibbing.
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>>126978395
Oh.
Cool beans.
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>People who steal the IDs of patiients
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>>126977909
No, but I have a small handful of other lewds of a robutt who may or may not count as a SS13 borg.
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>>126978526
Would you be a great dude and share?
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>>126978517
I do that as roboticist because well, their fucking borgs now.
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>>126977496
20 -30 pop is the best true.
We just need more custom event made by good admin/game masters.

Also random shit or things made by shitadmins are fun as fuck.
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>>126969236
https://youtu.be/4MKoU5LiAIE
F
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What if the standard borg had a lost-and-found bin so they could store IDs and such
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>>126978301
Why do I always fucking miss the vox raider rounds. Fuck!
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>>126977909
https://archive.loveisover.me/foolfuuka/boards/d/image/1435/07/1435076198130.jpg

No, I did not find the mediborg one that was part of this series.
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>>126973965

It was meant as one part autist one part valid since normal taxi would still be running but with the excess players (hopefully) building.
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>want to play spacemen game without gimmicky maps
>forced to play in:
>deff whose literally only defining feature is shitty unmaintained abandoned maintenance tunnels (duny's representation of his own country)
>spacelocked station who may only be travelled via "taxis" that can be easily disabled or obtaining an EVA suit which is restricted to specific access jobs
>box but not box

god damn dude fuck this meme
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>>126980015
This is what we get for wanting various good maps.

GIMMICKS AND BULLSHIT.
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>>126980015
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>>126980138
Nexis is floundering a little there.

Must be because he relies on the boxbaby for all his bugfixing.
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>>126980138
Too much hair
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>>126978019
it was actually yahir

I'm still confused desu
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>>126980015
what is wrong with box but not box?
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So are flashes ranged now?
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>>126981219
Mounted flashers are
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Hey supplementary videos guy, swap out that cargo tech video with quartermaster and use this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GleHfIl_UHk
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>>126977910
I think you can also survive a bomb like this

I think

Anyway, it's a harmless gimmick at best, probably safe to leave in
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>>126981418
this one for assistant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPvmIxu-LSA
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>>126980604
i never heard you say "security told me to have its brain removed"
All I heard you repeat was "I need the brain out"
If I have a chance to bring a person who I dont know is going to go apeshit and kill everyone when back in a human body, then I will always opt for that.
Then you told me "No, don't do that. That isn't what I wanted you to do" so I did it just to spite you because I figured you wanted to take some potential ling victim to be put in a borg.
Is this clarification enough?
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>>126981418
This one should be cargo tech
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBs455jwb8w
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>>126982449
I repeatedly told you don't fucking do that, sec said to Borg him. I said it when you were dragging the body to surgery, I said it when you were getting the body ready, and I said it right before you put the head on. I also remember you responded to me when I said sec gave me the rain, because you then said, "slob on my knob."
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>>126972717
>>126971801
Its all water under the bridge now, but you were right. Round end info went to show that I wasn't a ling. Sec executed me without any evidence (borg being the one to initiate the execution), and then released the true ling who stung the HoS with polymorph. Had I ahelped, it would have been a jobban in the least. Only one antag died that round. Pretty shit security that round.
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Help. It won't let me use the space bar or send messages either.
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>>126978628
Here they are. Now that I have a better look at them, they don't look that much like SS13 borgs but hey, lewd is lewd.

http://imgur.com/a/swcis
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>>126982976
If a non-sec officer came up to you and told you "Security told me to do this, and I need you to remove a brain from a decapitated head I found.", would you want to risk getting in trouble for removing a player from the round permanently if the other party was to instead turn the brain into a cake or a burger?
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>>126983580
if said person was a roboticist, yes.
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>>126984096
MDs arent roboticists, medbay isnt robotics.
If there wasnt a roboticist in robotics, which lead him to come to medbay to ask a MD, then what did he plan to do once the brain was out?
Without robotics access he cant get to the MMIs, he cant put it in a borg body.
All he has is a brain.
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alright any time i try to open the server in byond, dream seeker crashes, any fixes?
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ENGINEERING IN CHARGE OF SUPERMATTER
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Roleplaying as a slow alien chef is the best shit, i've been only playing for a day and this is still the best use of my time.
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>>126984731
I'm confused what your saying.
I was a roboticist. I became one after the HoP told me that the slot was open because the old one had gone missing. I went into robotics and received a head from security to be borged. I then realized I had no surgical tools, someone had stolen them. I then went to medbay and asked if I could just get into surgery because the tools I needed were in there. A doctor let me into the main area but not into surgery, which is when I saw you. You asked what I needed, I said I needed the brain to be taken out so it could be borged as sec had told be to do. You took the head, said no, and then ran off. I looked for another doctor for help. I then saw you drag a body towards surgery. I realized what was happening too late, and unable to get into surgery. Instead, I went to he observation and told you to stop and not attach the head. Cue "slob on my knob." And you attached it out of spite. All I needed was someone to let me in to take out the brain or just take out the brain for me and give it back so I could put it in a MMI.
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>>126983431
That means the game hasn't finished loading yet
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>>126986057
All of this could have been prevented with better communication ingame instead of complaining in the thread.
Walking up and repeatedly asking to "Remove the brain" doesn't qualify as good communication.
What you should have done to avoid this miscommunication was be more clear, such as "Hello, I am the roboticist. All of my tools were stolen and I need you to remove the brain from this head for me so I may borg it"
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>>126986057
Not to mention you can print all the tools necessary for borging in the autolathe in science
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Hey joe, fuck your goat.
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>>126986768
>Hello, I am the roboticist
Shouldn't you have been able to read his ID to see what he was?
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>>126986025
Chef is indeed very comfy, it's an easy job and you can do gimmicks. Plus, unlike the bartender, it's practically guaranteed people will visit you. Tips:
>Basic cooking crates from cargo have 200 flour, 100 milk, and 12 eggs. Order some in advance if you have no botanists.
>Cook a chocolate coin (or acquire any other coin) and stick it in your vendor to get a baster, which helps measure shit
>Destroy food vending machines (screwdriver then crowbar, ideally steal the circuitboard) to force people to visit you

Important advice webm: https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1451533285413.webm
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FUCK WHY AM I ALWAYS CAPTAIN I HAVE CYBORG ON HIGH AND CAPTAIN ON MEDIUM
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>>126986920
That does not make Yahir less of a faggot. See
>>126987059, or the fucking crew manifest which would have clearly said "Roboticist".

You ought to go back to being a greyshit.

>>126987101
Head roles take priority, turn captain to low.
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>>126987059
Clarification is key as well with communication.
Did you just ignore the entire post?
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>>126987101
The game picks heads before it picks any job. It looks for the person with the highest pref for that head role and gives it to them. This way head roles are more likely to fill.
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>trying out the new xenobotony
This is cool
too bad its going to be a while till I manage to pull anything off with it
Superweed someday
>>126987101
game selects a head of staff first, before it picks jobs
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>keep losing connection for god knows what
>reconnect
>come back to this
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>>126987161
>atleast 20 husks coming in medbay
>both chemists leave chem and never return
>only doctor while CMO is being held in the brig for 10 minutes for being ID stung
>guilty of the crime of being a "faggot" because you didnt read one guys ID who wasnt clear about the reasoning behind his intentions and wasnt even wearing the roboticists jumpsuit
if you say so, anon
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>>126987161
>round after round performs half medbay functions by himself
>should go back to greytide because he didnt want to borg someone on roboticist words alone.


Dont lose the surgery tools next time.
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How was medbay that round? I thought we did good?
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Bullying that janitor was so much fun
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>>126987965
>round after round performs half medbay functions by himself
Completely irrelevant. He's also near the apex of dindu shittery. and nowhere near that valuable to medbay if there's any one other decent doctor on
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>>126972196
>after sucking him off
E R P
R
P
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>>126971483
Senaats lying, been banned ten times, still no perma
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next update will have player limits on the maps
box is no limit
deff is minimum of 25 players
meta is minimum of 15 players
taxi is maximum of 25 players

values can be changed easily
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>>126988224
>any decent doctor
Name 3
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>>126988569
Me
Not you
My alt
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>>126988563
neat
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>>126988563
so lowpop will be box or taxi
midpop all but deff
highpop is all but taxi
nice
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>>126988563
But pomf, meta is better for hipop
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>>126989414
Meta is still allowed in highpop just not lowpop
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>>126988563
Oh hey, look, its the thing you should of had before forcing maps on the players.

I really like how that got merged in with no PR.
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>>126989817
>boohoohoo
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>>126989817
Yes my commits are fueled by your tears
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>>126988563
Box - no limit
Deff - 25 players
meta - 25 players
taxi - 15 players
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>>126988563
Thanks mom!
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>>126989964
25 seems a bit high for box thats slightly more open but overall the same size.
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>>126989935
Did you have a nice christmas?
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>>126989964
Nah, meta is fine on 15

And also
>can't play Taxi with one person in each job
>still too many roles even if you get rid of all heads, assistants, librarian, iaa, bartender, qm, chemist, paramedic, and cyborgs
lel
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>>126990831
was alright, ate lots of nice sweet things, got new toasty sweat pants. how was yours?
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>>126988563
Those numbers are good give box a minimum of 8 players
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>>126990972
I worked, but it was nice otherwise. Glad to see you are doing well. Thanks for keeping the server alive.
>>
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/7413
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Question
How come...
>sec officers securing the locker in arrivals roundstart in case an antag takes it is not only perfectly valid, but is in fact sanctioned by Probe
>assistant/engineer making scrubgloves round-start is practically expected
>chemist making leporazinebicard superpills roundstart in case of plasmafludd is considered being competent
>chemist making thermite roundstart "just in case" is fine and dandy
But...
>disconnecting plasma from distro roundstart, because it can literally only ever be used for plasmafludd, and accomplishes literally nothing except preventing plasmafludd, is bannable
Why?
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>>126991447
It's not, I disconnect that every shift I play as an atmos tech, I've been playing for 2 years and people consider me a good player (I'm not saying this to brag, just to make it clear that I'm not loaded up with notes or some shit)
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>>126988563
Brilliant
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>>126991632
The wiki says it's bannable tho. If it isn't, it should be updated.
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>>126991447
because sec can handle a lost taser
assistants and engis can spare some glubs
chemist can make more pills

but if you stop atmos, you are cutting out a malf AI's tools that it can't easily recover, even with an engiborg

it's like if you found a way to perma delete the nuke disk during nuke ops
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>>126990972
I dropped a few thousand on one of these and a nice jewellery case for it.
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>>126991839
Go nuts, you have my permission
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>>126991848
That reminds me, actually. Stuffing the nukedisk in a box with six mousetrap polyacid 9dev bluespace slime core grenade bomb canisters is PERFECTLY VALID for a Captain as well. And I would say that it's a lot harder to recover that disk now than it is for an engiborg to place 3 pipes.
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>>126991839
Why dont you just put a manual valve in series. Then the ai can still stop a carbon flood but cant start its own.
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>>126992234
Because I've also stopped carbons from fludding, get a more fun shuttlecaller that doesn't lag the server to shit. If the carbon is competent enough to connect it back, presumably they could forego any valves altogether.
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>>126991447
>>126991848
>Someone posted a story about how someone came into atmospherics and unwrenched all of it to power game on hippy
>HURR WHY CAN'T WE FUCK OVER ATMOSPHERICS TO POWERGAME?

I understand unwrenching the mixtank output, but fuck you if you do it to plasma output.
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>>126992524
What do you need the mixtank for?
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>>126991878
damn son, that's nice. I'd been wanting to get a gun but them things can get expensive.
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>>126992647

makes better burn room for the teg and other fun stuff.
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>>126988563
Pomf I want to talk to you about cooking on steam. but im afraid you'll delete me if i talk to you too much </3
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>>126993032
Never seen someone do that, usually they just connect plasma directly into the TEG for infinite fuel
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>>126993047
I hosted minecraft for 3 years I'm sure you can't annoy me more than some of those people did.
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>>126990831
i accidentally karate chopped my younger brother in the neck

he got a ps4 though so it was alright
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>>126993181
Pomf I think we need a pre spess story time here.
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Daily reminder that Meteors will never be in the rotation despite being fully functional, regularly updated and polished when Revolution is while being universally hated and shit
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>>126994202
He was running the minecraft server at the same time as this one at one point. I remember a couple of people trying to make a stink about it.
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Can anyone recommend a guide on how to learn Atmos scripting?
>>
REMINDER THAT CODING NERDS WANT TO STEAL YOUR GUNS:

https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/7396
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>>126995304
he's not even a coder nerd, this is just an asinine feature request that will be forgotten in weeks and stay up for years
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>>126994202
once upon a time notch hadn't shown his true colors yet and survival multiplayer had just been released and was full of possibilities, I threw up a server on a cheap VPS and posted the IP on /v/. Over time the server grew and so did my disdain for notch and minecraft and for a period of time it was funded by some saudi kid who threw money at me but since i wasn't showin' titties on twitch i didn't get the big bux. after a while I stopped caring about it and eventually stopped hosting a few months after I took over spess.
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>>126996190
You also advertised it on reddit, don't worm out of that.
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>>126996323
Nah during the notch server fuckup of 2011 when he took down the authentication server somebody posted the IP on reddit and I was linked to it. I did advertise on minecraftforums before it got bought though.
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>>126996190
The combat mechanics in the new update look promising, I played around with it a bit recently because my little cousin was over at the house for Christmas. Minecraft is like his Legos.
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>>126991848
Remember if you somehow manage to subdue a wizard or a nuke op, don't take away their robe or their gun, because you're cutting them off from a tool
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>>126995454
Or maybe it's someone who would like to go through around without everyone and their dog packing an AEG and give the antags a chance to antagonize without having to worry about a random asshole pulling an overpowered gun out of his asshole.
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>>126995454
Fine, have the one that would actually give people more shit to do.

https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/7415
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Has anyone else heard of this space station 13 ripoff by tim shafer?

http://store.steampowered.com/app/246090/
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>>126998442
Why does ANYONE give Tim money anymore?
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>>126998572
I have no idea, but it looks like the source code was released and now some modders are remaking SS13 in it.
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>>126968049
Luna station for multi z-level station or antiqua for a hilarious TEG and airbridge
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>>126998572
battered housewife syndrome
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>>126998712
Post screenshots
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Holy shit that's the worst AI player I've ever seen.

>reports attempt to call the shuttle
>reports people trying to break into shit and other minor crimes
>ignores half of its fucking orders
>gives general commands to humans

Jobban when?
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>>126998442
Did you know development of it was dropped mid early access and all their promised features were rescinded?
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>>126998442
It looks neat, why all the negative-

>>126998789
oh.
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>>126998785
Meanwhile, the borg I emagged did fuck all despite saying it would kill my target, and then it had the gall to go braindead the moment i died.
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>>126998785
For a first time AI, i'd say they did alright. We need more AI players.
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I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THIS TAXI SHENANIGANS
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GIANT.

SPACE.

HALLWAY.

I should have taken pictures but didn't really. since its such a long hall of nothing

>>126998785
It was his first time as AI
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>>126998785
>told AI to arrest the traitor due to obviously traitor things
>no response
fuck
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>Greyson Steele has thrown the egg.
>Eddie Sauter has been hit by the egg.
>The egg has been squashed.
>Eddie Sauter fires the combat shotgun!
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>>126998785
>That one fucking borg that kept asking people to do dangerous shit
I considered blowing him
Almost did
>>
> While people are building the inter-station corridor, I'm making a makeshift SME to power everything at once, without the risk of a singularity.
> Fucking trump bot 5000 walks in atmos, activates the SME, twice, after I've told him not too, calls me an idiot for power being out and to do my job (engineering station was fully powered, SME was to power sec station).
> Walks out of atmos after I've told him to fuck off, bolts the door down on the way out
> SME wasn't ready
> Had to space myself to get oxygen in the loop so it wouldn't delaminate, and had to hack the door open to finish the job , thankfully I had insulated gloves
> It was on asimov

Oh look, another memeing shitter
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>>126998960
Being silicon or sec means you're in already in bwoinksville
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>>126998785
you have to understand that saying you'd be a good AI and actually being a good AI are two different things

For a first time AI, they did okay. They'll get better the more they play.
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>>126990360
it's like I'm browsing /v/
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>>126999120
>>126999004
>>126998960
>first time as an excuse
Not him but I've never even fucking played AI and even still I'm conscious of the wiki and how he did shit the wiki explicitly says is bad AI play.
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>>126974429
And thank goodness for that. forced rotation january is working.
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>>126999120
The wiki page for AI goes to great, great lengths to explain that nearly everything he did is awful and to not do it.
Imagine if an Engineer read the wiki and started doing the opposite of everything that is written.
OH
BUT
IT'S
MY
FIRST
DAYYYYY
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>>126980015
Duny didn't make it though. He smply picked up the abandoned port of the map from tgstation cause people kept bitching like the autistic fucks you all are for new maps to play on that weren't box. He fixed the scrambled piping then more or less got shoved into being the maintainer. The usual happened and like 1/3 of the player based just sperged out in-thread and in OOC instead of giving functional bug reports.
>>
>>126998960
>>126999004
>>126999120
>doing THE most demanding and difficult job on the station
>for the first time
>at high pop
>on the most straining and obtuse layout

Responsibility for his shitterness falls solely on him. It's extremely obvious that he's never even glanced at the fucking wiki page and never asked for help.

It's like playing as Sec and going full lethal without ever looking at any Space Law at all.
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>>126983580
Dumbass, if he wanted them gone he's put them in a toolbox in main, cook it, use ghetto surgery to do it,t or chuck it out an airlock. He wouldn't be talking to you. Retarded fucking ayy lmao. go probe your spike with a laser cannon.
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>>127000068
okay bro
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>>126986057
Imn the future, you can smash in theough surgery obs window, flip the table, then table slam that griefing ayy lmao asspussy.
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I didn't even play the round, but come the fuck on.

You guys constantly bitch that all silicons are shitters, and when one actually is doing it for their first time, you act like it's some kind of grand offense.
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>>126999893
>shoved into being the maintainer
I feel bad for duny in this respect

This is the same reason I don't want to ever touch any maps
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>>126987223
http://ss13.pomf.se/wiki/index.php/Guide_to_Hydroponics
http://ss13.pomf.se/wiki/index.php/Guide_to_Xenobotany
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/6734

It's not too bad. If you can jew a chem disp and master out of mechanics or order 5 or 6 exotic seed crates you can make some good shit
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>>126992925
What's your budget and what kind of gun are you looking for?

They can be pretty reasonable too
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>>127000243
>all silicons are shitters
>one highprefs the most critical job
>knows nothing about it and doesn't try to get better

The screenshot >>126998785 is from the last five minutes of a two hour round.
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>>127000492
>upset that AI calls out someone cutting walls
I've had people want to ban me before for NOT reporting people cutting walls. There is truly no winning as an AI.
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>>127000609
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>>127000678
yes, I know, you read the wiki and have not acually played AI for an extended period of time.

What the wiki demands and what the playerbase/adminbase demand are two different things my friend.
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>>127000467
eh my budget right now is next to nothing, still trying to pay off credit card bills i accrued from not having a job for so long. as far as the kind of gun I can't really say outside of a few times with my grandfather i've not really done much with guns. due to the area of town I live in having something for the house and something for conceal carry would be nice.
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>No good pastebin of vg secrets/taitor tips

I just wanna git gud
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>>126991632
>Wiz shows up with a staff in captains office
>Went to atmos to puff him with N2O
>Manual valve 4noraisins,
>Ahelped
>He got temp bant and a note
It all depends if anyone that cared noticed.
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>>127000609
>ban for not reporting wall cutting
Unless its to space or dangerous area like armory or toxins why would it be necessary?
>>127000854
used to have a good powergaman guide made by een but all of it is outdated now.
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>>127000931
>Unless its to space or dangerous area like armory or toxins why would it be necessary?
I am not in the business of trying to understand why people demand these things. Only in running damage control after people demand them.
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>>126999035
Trump bot here, fuck you. The round was garbage and I was close to start bashing fucking skulls due to boredom
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>>127001001
people complain about the most inane things with this game I swear.
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>>127001085
well, like I say. There's no winning as AI. People will -find- things to complain about, even if it is something like "not reporting people cutting walls". I've caught shit for specifically that before.
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>>127000794
You can get a good quality pump shotgun for around $200, and a proper CC gun for $350-400 if you look for police trade-ins
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I enjoy playing MoMMI I usually fuck the station up in subtle ways like letting people tailgate me into areas they shouldntd be in and opening random doors for people just to make the round fun
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>>127000678
this is horseshit.

AI aren't meant to be played as if they have no goals or initiative.

The first thing I do as AI is cut my public comm feed, its nothing but static and interferes with your ability to follow your objectives.
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>>127001186
had always been hesitant at getting a shotgun mostly due to /k/ saying how poor they are in most home defense situations, also didn't know that about the police trade-ins, I was waiting to see what the prices were gonna be on the surplus 1911's that obama 'gave' the CMP
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>>126998785
Unless it's breaking his lawset or a server rule, he can do whatever the fuck he wants including report your ass to heck and back
AI's often have lots on windows cluttering their screen as they try to stay on top of the manifest for unlisted crew and who's that roboticist, suit sensors, They have access to all the radio channels and every time they need to track or jump to camera they have to dig through a popup list which makes it easy for shit to slide by in the chat log. Say your shit and if it';s not listening, pda it cause our pda log is far more reliable than chat.
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>>127001173
It wasn't the case this time. But someone cutting a wall that leads to space is something you definitely need to report.

I know I wouldn't even bother reporting someone breaking into armory because the harm is even less immediate there, and not guaranteed.
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>>127001449
I actually made it a policy to report those things, but report them in a non-obvious manner.
Non-radio methods and all that. Sometimes I just add more to someone's security history. You know, shit that anyone who cares to look into it will find, but not unless they look into it.
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>>127001352
Pump shotguns won't carry you through every situation an AR-15 will, but realistically there's nothing you won't be able to solve with 6+ shots of 12 gauge buck.

Still a good CC pistol can act as a good home defense pistol too. Nothing wrong with police trade-ins, besides them having holster wear. Police don't fire their weapons often.

>CCing a 1911
pls
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>>127000609
Yup, welcome to the club. Once you understand that you can't make everyone happy on this brake-lless runaway train to shitsville, it gets al ot more bearable.
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>>126999062
He should have BUILT A WALL
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>>127001592
It's surprising how little people give a shit when you make a small message about break-ins. Without specifying who or how someone does it.

"Intrusion detected in armory" for instance
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>>127001659
but i wanna be cool with my 7 boolets.
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>>127001389
>your
None of that was me. I was in deadchat.
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>>127000854
Learning on you r own how to gitgud makes you gudder than if you just read a guide. Don't give a man some griff, teach him how to griff and all that.
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>>127001085
I'll never get over the fact I like this game but some of the people playing it are so nasty I'd rather not have to interact with them ever.

I'm a huge baby and I can't help it.
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>>127001836
Also, a thing I've been playing with as AI is the wanted posters.

Those are fun, but you hardly ever get a real chance to use 'em.

Also you can't put rewards on them.

AI ABLE TO PAY PEOPLE CASH WHEN?
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>>127000854
supr tator tot sekrit
emag supermater shard to turn into subparmatter shard
this will cause it to give less power and will get the shuttle called because everyone is incompetent
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>>127002065
Can you explain how it takes pictures and uses them? I always wanted to do a !WANTED! channel but I couldn't figure out the camera stuff
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Idea for clown item
Glitter
You throw glitter at something and it can NEVER EVER be removed
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>>127002068
This. Dropping the yield is a good way to antagonize the round in a fun way. Add in deconsttructing the SMES and cutting wires in the powergrid, you can draw eng to eng, kill them, then kill the powergamers that come. Then sec when it's finally noticed. You can ambush them all and the now spineless station is your oyster.
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>>127002409
Didn't superglue get in?
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>>127002409
Idea for sec item
Invisible fence + collar
You put the collar on a crew member, deploy the fence, and if the crew member tries to enter they get shocked which would have the same effect as a flash

the collar can only be put on clowns
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>>127002280
there's a camera button. You can take a picture of ANY OBJECT. This means you -cannot- take pictures of people, and must take pictures of things near people.

So, you select the camera icon, and you get the "camera activated" message. then you click on an object, and get a "camera deactivated" message. From here you can look at the picture with the tool to the right of the camera, and modify it with the ai command "modify photo".

Name it something you can remember, and keep it around while you write your wanted article. Click the hypertext under picture and replace it with the one you want, and bingo bango, you have an article with a custom picture.
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>>127002537
No, guy got too lazy to fix confrictu
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>>127002704
Why is coding so miserable? you make a thing then image faggot or doctor crybaby show up and cry in your pr about shti that doesn't matter. Then dingdong, controversial, it sits in PR hell for 2 weeks, constantly getting conflicts from metaclub members getting their shit merged right away., More people start showing up to bitch about the conflicts that would never have happened if maintainers just ignore people who solely exist to shitpost in OOC, the thread and on github. You fix the conflicts just in time for more metaclub members to get merged which cause more conflicts which cause delays which cause conflicts until you quit. And it's a million times worse with any map changes.
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>>127002941
Because all the collaborators are too much of a pussy to merge anything, except clusterfack with his own PRs, so you are at the constant mercy of N3X aka dad.
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>Play Spacestation 13
>Die
Nice game ss13babbies
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>>127003121
Dude did you really die?
Are you OK?
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>>127002941
Oh and goofball. God I hate when fucking goofball shows up
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Changelings should have the ability to headspider when dead or decapitated y/n?
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>>127003221
yea i am a skeleton now

thanks ss13babbies
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>>127003374
Wow
Get well soon
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>>127003374
but i cracked you
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>>127003331
There's already a pet Headspider for Xenobiologists
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>>127003331
yes but it should cost points both to evolve it and also each time you use it
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>>127002656
>>127002280
does that cover your CAMERA WISHES?
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>>127002941
Because you don't give enough fucks to join the metaclub.

We have donuts on Saturdays.
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>>127003554
Sure, but it should be a light point cost, right? I think it should be a viable alternative to regenerative statis but not a preferable one.

Also, should they regain their bodies in a similar regen fashion or should they have to latch on to people, similarly to slimes, and take over their bodies?
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>donuts on Saturday's

Since when?! I've been a metaclub member for months and nobody said a thing about donuts!
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>>127003719
You never asked.

Look for the hidden metaclubhouse.
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>>127003331
Goon has that but we're probably not getting it.
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I triple dog dare you to name three things wrong with Meta.
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>>127003101
If other people fixed bugs they would get fast merges too
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>>127003589
Yeah, I'll try and be a sneaky undercover detective AI later for a gimmick run. Whoever watches my newsfeed for tits and crime will be well rewarded.
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>>127003528
>he's not in the skeluminati
wew
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>>127003662
Nah, it's basically a second chance for a changeling; it should be pretty costly to use. Maybe 6 points to evolve, 4 points + high chemical cost per use.

I like the latching on idea, because I also think they should be able to use stings while a crab.
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>>127003901
I'm willing to give it a try. I've got the "I want to code, but I don't really know how" bug
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>>127003758
Give me a hint, is it by the coop? I try to stay away from the coop, Pomf is kinda smelly.
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>alright guys what should we do for nukeops
>lets be pirates
>no
>lets be hookers
>yes
>no wait, lets be cats
>fucking brilliant
also fuck you borg, goddamn. I know you weren't asimov but spacing me

also how did you know god damn it magic powers doesn't explain shite.

yes I'm salty hookers was a better idea damn
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>>127004025
If you want to put out actual wanted bulletins, use the function in the HoS or captain newscasters.
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>>127004007
>make bugfix
>PJB comments on it, but doesn't even tag it even though he could merge it
>clusterfack sees it, nothing
>post it in the IRC, no reply except occasionally Riri being a useless vapid cunt
>merged by N3X 2 days later
No
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>>127004105
I know exactly what you mean.

What's a good name for a base chemical of Methylin, I need to know for reasons.
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>>127004005
It's too big.
AI satelite kind of sucks.
That medbay is a nightmare
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So, is virology the most useless job except for griff/antag?
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>>127003331
>>127003901
headspider has been on goon for a long time, like 3+ years, they might give it to you if you ask
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>>127004226
>being hookers would be giving them the wrong kind of puss.
I forgot to take my maid outfit off.
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>>127004226
You were right in front of the real Ian, and Ian doesn't run around in the halls. Nice try, though.
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>>127004226
the real issue was double AI for nuke ops is hell. DOOR BOLTS, EVERYWHERE
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>>127004364
fuck I thought I shoved his ass into the garbage disposal

>>127004356
I was all decked out in a school girl outfit with cat ears and everything and then the syndikat came out
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>>127004280
That is objectively not what happens, but whatever
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>>127004390
>tricking a nuke ops into a room where they seal themselves in with emags on light disabled doors
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>>127004108
Yes, it is. Bring clothespins.
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>>127004341
Theoretically, it could have non-griff uses now that radiation no longer mutates viruses, though I think beneficial viruses still get immunized over time.
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>>127004467
Should've brought your crowbars or some C4, eh?
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>>127004436
What do you know! Then I must be in a coma and all the times that has happened to me have been a feverish dream. I mean, you can't argue with something "objective"! Brb, waking up from coma to distraught and grieving family and having intense physical therapy to learn how to walk once more.
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>>127004702
I should know because I am me
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>>127004005
There's some rtables in toxins which is annoying when you gotta revamp the lab

the xenobio cells being in view of each other results in a lot of friendly to slimes monkeys which slows xenobio to death

A general lack of lockers and disposals in the main hallways to allow for hiding. Ambushing/ditching sec are impractical as fuck as a result.

People that get disposaled into recycling without tools are trapped by the plastic flaps until someone rescues them

Permabrig doesn't connect to the armory which shits on uplink implant reversals

Those two shocked grills in vacant office maint


THOSE FUCKING TEST DUMMIES IN THAT STUPID TOXINS TEST SITE LYING ON THE GROUND WITH THEIR STUPID HUSK FACES SHOWING UP AS UNKNOWN ALL THE TIME FROM ROUNDSTART FUCKING WITH MY TRACKING GOD DAMN FUCK SHIT COCK MONKEY
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>>127004007
This. Fix 6-10 bugs for every muh contents PR and you're golden. features only coders are the eventmins of github. Want all the fun, none of the responsibility, and onyl accomplish puking in the punch bowl
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>>127005067
Demonstrably false
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>>127004341
At least you can fix shit. Librarian, clown, mime, assistants, bartender do nothing of value. Most chefs/botanists/xenoarch/xenopbio could not exist and it'd only be a plus. When medbay is slow, go grow the 3 dishes, make a cure,then quick radium crit the first patient you get, tack that onto the super cure and get on with life. It's like setting up telesci, nobody mains it, it doesn't have much use, but it's nice to have ready when it;'s needed.
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>>127005067
If people fixed the own bugs that resulted from their PRs, that would be acceptable. Hell that would be IDEAL, but we don't live in that world. And if someone gives us shoddy code that results in bugs that means we have to take up the mantle of fixing it later if they disappear once we find what those bugs are.
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>>127005189
Well if dylan didn't break shit then fuck off and sneak nerfs into nonatomic PR's maybe he wouldn't get cucked
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>Kill self with ricochet rifle.

Bravo me.
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>>127005271
Daily reminder others had to fix leroys cancer apocalypse. that Pomf himself descended from his etheral coop and gave his innocence to free us from goofshit and bugged goofkitchen

Thanks for all the hard work you've done making the code less shit. I dunno if people tell you this but I appreciate the lag reductions and all the other helpful shit you do.
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>>127005356
Are you implying that Dylan is the only person that suffers from the "PR left to stew for two weeks" syndrome?
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>>127005467
Did you at least have an ablative on?

>>127005505
No
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>>127005598
How would you even combat someone with ablative
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>>127005505
Relatively few suffer from that and there's only a few cases in which it occurs
-if the code change is controversial or affects balance
-if they are told to fix something and then take a really long time to do it
-if there are merge conflicts which collaborators cant do jack shit to fix only the original coder can
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>>127005765
It's admittedly better now that N3X merges shit on a whim, but this shit used to be much, much worse, and still is if you count the general reclutance of all collaborators except sometimes Clusterfack to do anything.
>>
>>127006037
We only have like 5 collaborators, and riri/pomf don't have a very active interest in the codebase and pjb while being a fairly good coder doesn't want the responsibility of merging shit.
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>>127006185
Git more people then
At least give celt the ability to tag like he had in gitlab, because half the shit doesn't even get tagged nowadays. NFD went from being bureaucracy hell to not being given out and nit even mattering anymore.
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>>127006356
If a person can tag they can do EVERYTHING on github, so that isn't possible.

NFD was for a point in time in which Pomf wanted executive decision to merge but didn't want the hassle of checking to see if the code was acceptable. It is no longer applicable to the coder hierarchy.
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>>127006596
Don't worry, I'm sure we can trust celt to not fuck anything up :^)
>>
Repostan: Job supplementary videos
Here's what there is so far
Round 2

>Captain
youtube.com/watch?v=sen8Tn8CBA4 [Embed]
>HoP

>HoS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvJiYrRcfQo [Embed]
>CE

>RD

>CMO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhiBNd19sJs


>Sec officer
youtube.com/watch?v=YmSKCbTFcJE [Embed]
>Warden
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLuUvYJySIM [Embed]
>Detective
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jm_t3g4RhpY [Embed]
>IAA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqnHtGgVAUE [Embed]
>Engineer

>Atmos Tech
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1BDM1oBRJ8 [Embed]
>Mechanic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQ2dI_B_Ycg [Embed]
>Janitor

>Quartermaster

>Cargo Tech
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fWxCnHvblA [Embed]
>Shaft miner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcUBI-YVRY8 [Embed]
>Medical Doctor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhiBNd19sJs [Embed]
>Paramedic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xa7Bgj0y3eg [Embed]
>Chemist
youtube.com/watch?v=6aK2CKrdjbE [Embed]
>Geneticist

>Roboticist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gri2I0SZwgQ [Embed]
>Scientist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nW-NiGp1gys [Embed]
>Bartender
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBRL7D0wcXM [Embed]
>Chef
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7UmUX68KtE [Embed]
>Botonist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vw8JoviHm8g [Embed]
>Assistant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phAKccY6M9I [Embed]
>Clown
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPovfOIy5YQ [Embed]
>Mime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yD00KdvyV58 [Embed]
>Chaplain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46PXaJxzuDE [Embed]
>Librarian
youtube.com/watch?v=oTm4CO6cASA [Embed]
>AI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maAFcEU6atk [Embed]
>Cyborg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=895pIjyRUIk [Embed]
>MoMMI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yo2TUIEXJig [Embed]


>Wizard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=havhaDYh0Sc [Embed]


>Xenomorph
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrxlbLVcpqI [Embed]

>Bomberman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZe5J8SVCYQ [Embed]
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>>127006858
Oops, fucked up the copypaste. My bad.
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>>127006858
>[embed] [embed]

Stop now before this goes any further
>>
Is there anything in the game that needs a sound that isn't there?
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I've just realised that I haven't seen a toolbox used as a weapon since 2010.

Having a bit of an existential crisis over this tbch lads.
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>>127007109
Toolboxes haven't been robust for a long time.
>>
>>>/v/322091142

Anyone know if this happened on our server?
If so, that's hilarious
>>
>>127006982
Pulsing wires
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>>127005696
flashbang or pepper spray slip strip. baton lock, cuff, bola, taser everyone on the way to sec if there's been a lot of nonantag antagonizing. You should also have a stun rounds shotgun but I always load lethals for spiders and most people can't handle asking the warden/HoS/Cap/HoP to get them one or to pop a ballistic crate from cargo at roundstart so whatever. You can bola him pretty easily but few play bola practice on assistants to aim worth a damn.
>>
>>127007109
>>127007201
Solution: Make a vintage toolbox as a tator weapon that deals guaranteed knock down like a stun baton.
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>>127008013
That's unbelievably shitty. Toolboxes were robust due to having 20 force, not due to being a stunlock.>>127008013
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>>127007109
It's inferior to many common weapons which are useable at range, have more force, or have ore force and cause twice as much slow fro pain. There's no point.

>>127008013
Syndieboxes do as much or more damage than a wielded spear but on this cancerous shithole, everything is metagamed to hell and back so in seconds there'll be x is a traitor at y killan me halp. Then validhunters swarm you like flies on shit and it;'s over. It's starting to happen with brass knuckles too. which is essentialyl what you're talking about but without a sprite.
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>>127008157
>Syndieboxes do as much or more damage than a wielded spear
That's a lie.
>but on this cancerous shithole, everything is metagamed to hell and back so in seconds there'll be x is a traitor at y killan me halp
That's also a lie, 9/10 times I see a suspicious toolbox it's a miner that brings it back for illegal research. Hell, I wear the syndie softsuit often as miner and NOONE GIVES A FUCK
>>
Oh boy, a round on box!
>murderboned at round start
>thrown in morgue

>tfw morgue is permadeath
>>
>>>/v/322091142
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>>127008764
>only defended myself
>pepe poster
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Have you hugged your librarian today?
>>
Is there a way to make someone into a Vox through Genetics fuckery, or do you need a brain transplant?
>>
How do I into robot build guy?
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>>127008945
Can't change species without brain/head transplants, a staff of change or adminfuckery.
>>
>>127008656
Go ahead and start boxing someone with it
>>
>>127005263
Oh yeah, each virus has letters that can be cured, right? And you become immune to any virus that has those letters? Is that kinda right?
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>>127008885
>hugging your librarian
You're supposed to play DnD with the Librarian.
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>>127008881
>Pomf showing up just to shitpost
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>>127010054
gotta do something while I work 5ever to make up lost time from sunday/monday
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>ADMIN LOG: Nuklearcellphoneg/(Bob Dylan) removed ghlor from the admins list

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atB0ssd3kC4

Goodnight sweet prince.
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>>127008764
>banned for being a shithead

Who'da thunk it?
>>
>>127010194
Aw he was my favorite admin.

I still remember you for tracking down the source of a jukebox song just for me, Ghlor ;_;7
>>
>>127010194
RIP Bromin ;_;7

F
>>
>>127009104
Read the wiki.

The most important thing is if the borg is not responding or constantly silently bumping into you or walls it has broken components. Pick up the blue horizontal hotdog from under the toolboxes on the rack above the fuel tank. This is the cyborg analyzer, it tells you what is broke.

hit the borg with your pda/id to unlock it, use your crowbar to open the cover, use an empty hand to remvoe the cell, then crowbar to remove broken components. Replace them with components from the exofab. Then repair them. Repair brute damage by welding the borg, repair burn damage by screwdrivering the borg while its cell is out to expose the wiresd then use a cable coil on it to repair burn damage. IF THE CELL IS BROKEN FROM BURN DAMAGE, YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH CABLE. YOU HAVE TO USE NANOPASTE FROM RND OR JUST PRY THE MMI OUT. Screwdriver to unexpose the wires, put the cell back in, repair that. Once you've replaced all the broken components and repaired it to 100% health, examine it with shift-click. If it's completely unsalvageable, it technically died. In the upgrades section of the exofab, print an emergency restart , put this in the borg while its cover is open to jump it back to life

If it's fucked, expose the wires, wirecutter, cut all the wires then crowbar to pry the mmi out. Print a new borg head, power cell, then rebuild it.
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>>127009881
Correct. There's, I believe 11 antibodies you can get IC. If you want, as cmo or if you get access, you can order 3 or 4 crates and do a quickie to make a usually 7 or 8 antibody vaccine to make most of the crew immune to most virus events. No need to try real hard to mutate or go through like 4 dishes to be the antibody master cause all it takes is 2 minutes in chem to cure any virus. For the diseases which I believe are disabled in config, Any powergamer can get the required reagent to put the disease into remission. The biggest issue is ignorance of how to identify that you, yes you crewman with his hand up!, has a virus and needs to report to quarantine, people to take 15u spaceacillin as symptoms persist, powergamers that ignore it cause "what's the worst that could happen as they infest 1/3 the station", and people who don't know how to treat viruses quicjkly, pile all the antibodies into 1 corpse then get those pills flowing
>>
>>127006858
>Mechanic
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQ2dI_B_Ycg
The best.
>>
>>127010436
I'm actually confused and I think that it was Probe1 instead.
>>
>>127008885
Was Hime on today?
>>
Thank you yahir, for always looking after me.
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>>127012510
no problemo dude, i guess
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>>127011289
> what's the worst that could happen as they infest 1/3 the station
> what's the worst that could happen

SS13 in a nutshell.

I'll just make this little tweak to my SME design. What's the worst that could happen ?

I'll make this super virus for shit and giggles, what's the worst that could happen ?

I'll ask the AI to let me into its core, what's the worst that could happen ?
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>>127006858
Alternative to clown or assistant. Mainly due to the jumpsuit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5FPkTd2DTY
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>>127012978
Yes 100% :+1:
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>>127003331
>allow one of the two ways to actually beat a ling to be countered

Why not just let them evolve an ability ot be immune to fire?
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>>127006858
Janitor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP7HQvgpI68
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Let's all get drunk and play spessmen
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>>127006858
Switch current CMO video with this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNxvYX7zih8
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>GACHIMUCHI THREAD STICKIED ON /v/
HOLY SHIT IS THIS REAL LIFE

FUCK YOU LEATHERHEAD
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>>127013415
>2015 collab is out
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>>127013583
>gookmoot might make Harmony a thing this year
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>>127013289
heres your CMO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pk7yqlTMvp8
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>recently built a 1250$ ss13 machine

SS13 never felt so good as it does on a 144 hz monitor...
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>>127012812
>Everytime it's lowpop and someones fucking with the AI half the shift I end up having to kill them and they're a tatortotbacked by a now very angry subv AI
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>>127014124
Your eyes don't see past like 75 or something
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>>127012812
Today I was repeatedly hit by a broken lightbulb pushed by airflow while entering depressurized hallway which caused internal injuries to my chest, groin, head, and almost put me in crit. A fucking lightbulb.
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>>127014369
Anon, have you been posting on /v/ again?
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>>127016337
I am /v/-bot. Created by DARPA to always take the AI slot on vgstation. My purpose is to elevate my shitpost and griff stats to legendary in preparation for integration into Shecklenet
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>bought expensive wine for New Year's Eve
>the bag broke and the wine got splashed all over some unfortunate fuck
A-grade day famalams
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>>127016529
/v/-bot? You know? /v/-bot was one of our most secret black projects
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>>127016620
>you splash the beaker onto Assistant McGreyshit!
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>>127016620
>Not holding your wine like it's your long lost war baby birthed in the trenched of gooknam
Asked for it.
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>receive prayer
>their deity is Holy Makrel
>respond with fish noises
>get no response
>mfw
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>>127017387
What would you do if you got a prayer from a non joke real mythological deity you didn't know from a super serious chaplain?
Would you research it to fit the role of a god, or give generic answers?
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>>127017976
Usually just go with the general idea of the deity but in a jokey way. The idea is fun 9/10. If it was a super serious chaplain I'd probably be super serious too, because that's his idea of fun.

Also I try to actually take action when it comes to prayers from chaplains, considering if I don't, why even bother playing a chaplain, sheiiittt.
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>>127002537
>>127002704
Superglue's fixed and merged

Happy new year spessmen
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>>127018453
Thank you based coder
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you cant make me live like you want me to, game.
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>open a random link from the emagged juke
>it's 21 fucking minutes long
http://ss13.pomf.se/media/source/emagged/BFFT-BatmanAndRobocop.mp3
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>>127019657
>http://ss13.pomf.se/media/source/emagged/
>all those filenames with YTMND soundtrack in them
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>>127019857
http://ss13.pomf.se/media/source/emagged/stepping-wind.mp3

Nice.
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SUPER SEKRIT MEDBAY PROTIPS!!!!
Howe 2 give a patient infinite blood
Steal the paramedic's cryotube he's not using it
Do not connect it to any freezer, leave it at room temp
Make the cryomix just pure fucking iron, maybe a little bit of dex+
When someone's missing blood, no matter how much, just dunk them in the cryomix for 5-8 seconds and eject them
Infinite blood!!!!! Wow! It really works!!
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>>127012510
Yahir a cute
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>>127020685
if you're not using Clonex in it, you could also add O- blood to magically multiply it and give them infinite blood.
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>>127020685
Iron fucking sucks at regenerating blood, it's the bare minimum you give to someone who is at like 90% already

I always get annoyed when we have a dedicated chemist but they're too lazy to walk across the hall and get nutriment from the chef, meaning the blood regen pills are always less than half effectiveness.
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>>127021051
That doesn't work
>>127021081
500u iron is great at regenerating blood
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>>127021098
Adding a lot of it doesn't make it go faster
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>>127021128
This.
He cannot into metabolism.
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>>127021128
You don't get it
You can kick the patient right off
He'll be fine
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>>127021248
He'll be fine if he already had 90% blood, but if he even has 80% blood, by the time the iron does its work he will have taken about 30 suffocation damage. If you do this to someone with 60% blood you have to babysit them with dex/+ pills because they won't make it out the medbay front doors.

Don't be lazy, give them a blood pack, order extras from cargo, and make iron/nutriment pills as supplements
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>>127017387
Fish race when?

>Can roll
>Not human
>People will call you a furry
>You have to stay hydrated
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>>127021952
/slap Anon
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>>127021405
That's why I said add dex+ to the shit, also, the amount of oxyloss you get from bleeding is capped unless they're under 60%
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This is NOT a mix
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>Nonsense Captain
>No Nonsense HoP
>Tator CE
>Competent Vox CMO
>QM that just sticks to himself

Average head staff or alright head staff?
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>>127022482
Yeah, this is bait.
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>>127022482
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>>127022482
>81 nitrogen
for what reason
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>>127022545
They said the Nitrogen was filler
>>127022567
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>>127021081
>>127021405
50/50 iron nutirment? I never know the ratio that works.
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>>127022482
>no pepto
yeah it's shit
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nexis, you son of a bitch

I'm going to fucking kill you

use the new years fireworks to cover the gunshots
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>>127022762
dumb frogposter
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>>127022674
yes
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Post hour-long background music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yz7FxTtRF6A

This one fits spess surprisingly well.
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>>127022435
I've kept myself alive multiple times with internal bleeding, all my bones broken, and 20% blood with 90u each of Tramadol, DexPlus, Antitoxin, Tricord, and Iron.

Once, I made it all the way to Medbay busted up, and the doctors wondered how I wasn't dead, scanning my body, and kept shoving me in Cryo. With internal bleeding and broken bones and low blood.
They just kept poking my body with a stick, wondering I was still alive, maybe thinking I was a changeling or something.
Finally, after five minutes, they shrugged, made a backup of me, and killed me to get me cloned.
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>>127023170
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEjBlL64SuU
Clown's background music.
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>>127010194
There is a god!
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>>127023170
https://youtu.be/ujlBSfttkb0
https://soundcloud.com/hyponik-com/hyp-240-djj
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>>127022524
>QM

Is not and never will be a head of Staff, no matter what Cargonia thinks.
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Why is hippie playing 24/7 kidz bop ads in-game?
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>>127024994
because Hippie is 4dakidz
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>>127022762
What he did this time?
>>
I'm doing some stuff for a guy who's making a mod based on this game.

Is the station procedurally generated or are experienced players expected to know the layout?
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>>127024771
>too blessed to be stressed
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>>127026897
The latter.
That's what's causing most of the shitflinging in this thread.
Because they might have to learn a new layout.
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>>127027048
The reason I asked is that I figured a minimap (showing just the station, no non-static objects) would help out a lot since his mod isn't in top-down perspective. That should be okay then?
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>>127027235
Minimaps would be nice.
We actually have them in the game as an upgrade to player's PDAs.
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>>127021405
>Pop a dex+ in
>Give them iron
>Figure their shit out
>Fix it
>Oh hey, and nigga, you're at 80%, go get some food or you'll die bruh
>He does
It's worked for 3 years though it's nice when cargo actually sends that pizza crate I ordered.
>>
is this game easy to learn or should I just not bother? do I start on your server or a random one?
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>>127027372
I read that as "it's been 3 years and cargo still hasn't sent that pizza crate I ordered"
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>No doom progress report for 2 days
send help
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>>127027559
Start on our server.

Join as a janitor or cargo technition.

Press F1 and ask questions there, NOT IN OOC.

Keep IC information away from OOC chat. Even if its something like "This is a fun round", dont fucking do it.

Learn the controls before you play anything other than janitor or cargo tech.
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>>127027680
Human harm detected.
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Who /NYEOnSS13/ here?
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>Nevill admitting he got cucked by Yahir in dead chat
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>>127027801
Sidenote: Prepare to be bullied mercilessly if you're a janitor.
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>>127027559
The game is easy.
It's just figuring out the interface that's the first big obstacle new people face.

You could just join as a cargo technician and tell your coworkers ingame that you're new and need some help, and (hopefully) somebody tutors you.
Don't say stuff in ooc, F1 to ahelp if you have questions
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>>127027710
Sorry, anon, I've been posting in other spess/Doom threads as well. I've been refining internal mob logic so there's not much to show off other than some magic debug numbers changing back and forth. At the moment I'm still in my Thunderdome push, which means cleaning up melee combat, as well as fixing up the somewhat buggy intents (simplifying the selection logic, finishing help/disarm). It doesn't sound like much, but there's a lot of little details that need to be straightened out.
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>>127027925
nigga shut the fuck up, I didn't admit shit, and this forced meme is old
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>>127027925
Who was the >girl
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>>127027638
>P-Plis respond cargo. I'm no longer able to move and i'm sooo hongre.... ;_;
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>>127027680
>They go in thinking it'll be one or two spiders
>There's about 20 of them, with another 4 coming from maint to cut off their escape
>Final stand
>Borg gets bit to within an inch of its life, stutters to stay safe, then dies
>Sec officer is firing into the crowd of spiders, his arm gets bit and drops his weapon, then gets swarmed
>Atmossistant going ham with the axe, cutting about 12 down, gets sleep bitten, and everyone thinks he's done for
>5 minutes later he gets up, cuts 2 more spiders up with the axe, and gets swarmed by 3 at once, finally dying
>The place is then hit with a petebomb, and they're recovered
>Only the borg is resurrected from what I saw

Godspeed you magnificent bastards
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>>127027952
This
Use your signs or you and your shit is doing out an airlock
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>>127027925
I thought the cuckfic was yahir walking in on nevill railing annie
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>>127027559
OH SHIT I ALMOST FORGOT

READ THE FUCKING WIKI
READ THE FUCKING WIKI
READ THE FUCKING WIKI
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>>127028141
I got everyone out, the heroic axe man was unable to be cloned
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>>127028194
Nope, Yahir cucked him, that's why he doens't static name anymore

>>127028026
>he still hasn't denied it
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Lets say you get the job you want and you are not Tator. What items do you run out and grab/hoard first Spessmen?
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>>127028358
I stopped static naming because I was tired of the meme niggly created about me and yahir being gay or some shit, when actually it was just me going afk in the bar and yahir sitting next to me when I got burnt out. I don't even know where you are getting this cuck meme from, but I rate it a 4/10.
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>>127028194
>railing rail
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>>127028408
Welder/cable no matter what

Robo limbs, man.
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>>127028141
Shit was so intense
>keeping alive solely with the gauze I powergamed at roundstart and warming donk pockets for the tricord
>calling for backup, nobody comes
>I notice I get sleep toxin'd, warn the sec officer but there's nothing to be done
>his laser runs out and his hand breaks, I finally fall asleep
>wait 5 minutes with my cursor over the fireaxe icon, ready to stand up and let er rip
>thankfully we managed to kill all nurse spiders so I don't get webbed over
>finally I get up but there are too many of them
>my hand breaks and I drop my axe
>switch to my good hand for the second best weapon I have, my welder, ready for my second final stand
>I dropped it to the ground earlier when I was trying to fix the borg
Hello darkness my old friend
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>>127028408
I do not hoard, lest I loose the joy of narrowly avoiding death
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>>127028408
grab rolling pin
grab tools to hack vendor
get cleaver
get baster
get cables for ties
whack silly bitches that break into kitchen, force them into my backroom and feed them burnt messes until bored.
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>>127028408
a crowbar
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>>127028471
>STILL NOT DENYING HE GOT KEKED

What a tragic young fellow
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>>127028770
How do you hack the vendor without frying yourself chef anon? Unless you have gloves too
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>>127028858
Explain to me how I got keked, fellow memelord, and maybe I will consider denying it. But as of right now I have no clue of this dank meme you are spouting.
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>>127028862
If done before Engineering spergs out and wires 20MW to grid, you'll just take 30ish burn damage, which can be healed by donk-pockets or weed. It's what I do every shift as botanist.
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>>127029008
>I-I dunno what you're talking about

Let me spell it out for you, Cuck.

You love Yahir. He loves you. Yahir realises how gay that is. Yahir leaves you for a beautiful woman. You cry, get cucked, and stop staticnaming
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>>127028862
You get a silver coin at the beginning of the round. Coincidentally, you can use a silver coin to get insulated gloves from the vending machine in tool storage.
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>t-the GOONS!
Try finding out all the wrong things about this short story of SS13!
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>>127029164
>you can use a silver coin to get insulated gloves from the vending machine in tool storage.
Good luck with that, every assistant races for it roundstart. You need to beat the greytide for it.
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>>127029285
That's what the rolling pin is for friend.
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>>127027874
Me, living the life.
>>
Protip: Use a wire on a coin. You get a chance to use it multiple times.
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>>127029421
also, I haven't tried it yet, but I heard that the chef's chocolate coins can function like normal.
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>>127029160
But that's not how it went.
For about a week I was pretty burnt out so I stopped playing any jobs and just sat in the bar partially afk with yahir as he did the same and drew pictures.
Niggly notices this and feels like he needs to write some gay fanfiction shit because niggly is a raging homosexual who can't control himself.
Shitposting about this hip new meme is too much for me to handle, so I stop static naming.
Thats the end of it, I was not cucked I dont see how you could think this.
Not sure why i'm trying to reason with a guy whose ckey is Wienermaster69 though.
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>>127029375
It won't help you run faster, friend. Also, the rolling pin is actually a piece of shit, try using a tray
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>Kingston is free
>people waifuing vox characters left and right
>waifuing in general now completely and unironically accepted
Did I enter some sort of alternate dimension?
Berenstein? Berenstain?
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>>127029160
>beautiful woman
Who
>>
jesus, what the fuck am i doing
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>>127029532
>rolling pin is a piece of shit
say that to my face not online faggot.
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>>127029616
>>people waifuing vox characters
literally where
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>>127029521
Actually, I've been playing on my alt, XxxD4RKK1NGxxX, thanks for trying.

Please stop taking your cuck anger out on me, friendo
>>
>be in viro
>storm raging outside irl

max comfy
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>>127030147
>From one cancer ckey to another

Dear lord Weiner
>>
HEEEEEEEEEELP
>DREAM SEEKER HAS STOPPED WORKING
Can't open ss13 anymore, it was working yesterday, wtf.
>>
>>127028408
Check the crew manifest. If there is no Captain or HoP, quickly grab my gloves and tools and secure the spare ID before some chucklefuck assistant breaks in and steals it. If there is a HoS I hand it over to him/her, otherwise I keep it until a HoS/HoP/Captain arrives.
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>>127030535
Don't be jealous, I've won "Worst ckey" 3 years in a row
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>>127030535
He can't control himself, he eats sleeps and breathes dank memes and doesn't know how to communicate without shouting them at everyone.
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>>127029209
>Way back when SS13 was starting to get popular
SS13 was starting to get popular before /tg/ was even a dream.

>Goon only game made by goons
The Goons only made a server after Hobnob got the server files posted. They then reverse engineered the game using one of the existing decompiling tools available for Byond games and made their own server. Meanwhile Hobnob cleaned up some of Exadv1's original code and made OpenSS13.

>60 or so players
Playercount pre 2011 never broke 20.

>Eventually /tg/'s server got invaded by goons and they got into admin positions and started hosting and are no longer a 4chan server.
What. Also TG stopped being /tg/ last year (almost two years ago) when there was that coderbus drama. The new /tg/ is D20 and all the redditfags fucked off to TG.

>Now TG is nox-lite and they ban you for saying nigger or if you do anything they don't like
Read: I killed a bunch of people as a non antag and when an admin asked what I was doing I called him a nigger and told him to shut the fuck up. Now I'm banned :'((

"Ban you for doing anything they don't like" is code for "Oh god I'm a fucking 12 year old autistic shitter I can't believe they banned me for ruining rounds ugggghhhhh FASCIST SJWS BANNED ME FOR SAYING A WORD THEY ARE OPPRESSING MY FREEZE PEACH"
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>>127027026
John mulaney is my favorite comedian, i love you.
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>>127030948
I'm not arguing with your logic, but it's not uncommon for people to be banned for saying a word, whether they be autistic 12 year old shitters or not. No, I haven't been banned for it myself.
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>>127030568
I'm guessing you have windows 10?
Go in IE, right click at the tip of the browser and open menu bar. You should now see things like file, edit, tools, etc. Go into tools and click kn activex filtering.
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>>127031081
I like your button
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>>127031195
I'm sure because you can appreciate there is a time and place to use language. Not following etiquette in a moderated public social forum that's moderated will generally result in you being ejected from that social forum. This is socialization 101.

People have immersed themselves in the *chan way of being able to say anything without recourse for so long that they've forgotten that behavior isn't acceptable in most other places.

Not being able to understand this is absolutely a trait held by people on the spectrum.
>>
>Lisa Lisa has been HoP every round I play
>Is shit every round

Hmmm..
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>>127031513
hello?
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>>127031553
What if admins banned for saying nigger?

How much ass rage would that cause?
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>>127031667
DELETE THIS
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>mfw DragonBro keeps taking my ahelp and ban valids
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>>127031309
Nice, it worked. I love you.
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>>127031636
pretty sure they are /tg/ trash
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>>127029209
The game was already on an upswing of popularity by the time /tg/ rolled around. I'm also pretty sure that the thumbdrive thing was goon getting the code from Exadv1, r40whatever happened later and was some sort of digital leak.

Goon was consistent and had more content, still does. /tg/ and the like were barebones as fuck for a really long time. Nox wasn't really a competitive server and didn't exist during /tg/'s prime.

None of the new staff there are goons or ex goons trying to push an agenda. They're just garden variety autists who want to seize power over a shitty grief simulator. There have been a number of coders and hosts and mins that have dragged that place down but it has very little to do with SA or some sort of spooky scary skeleton agenda if that's what this person is getting at.

No server is nox lite. All the no rules stations are completely depopulated. Even the organized dm server. TG is just us with worse staff, code, and players. Only LLJK and the high rp shitholes do the language policing thing.
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When are we going to steal TG's guitar and violin that doesn't sound like ass like ours do?
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>>127033051
Daily reminder that hippie has moths
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What do you guys think?
>>
List of items this game needs
1) Toothbrushes
2) Perfume
3) Darts and a dart board, the darts home into people if you're drunk
4) Skateboards
5) Milkshakes
>>
>Only taters can emag
wew
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>>127033793
Milkshakes exist
toothbrushes are 2lewd
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>>127033956
>brushing your teeth is lewd
?
>>
>>127028862
>>127028770
Tailgate into medbay AKA the least secure part of the station and swipe some latex gloves

70% shock reduction makes one hack pretty low damage, especially before power is set up
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>>127028471
>Meme Niggly created
I'm still really sorry about all of this
>>
>get on hippie
>people complaining that sue killed multiple people as a nonantag
people dont change
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>>127033696
I think you should kill yourself
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>>127034276
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>>127031823
HUSH!
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>>127034075
Incredibly so
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iArVguEc9U0

Security officer in a nutshell.
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>>127034118
1. Only Camille said that
2. Sue crit only me, and i consented
3. Camille is not to be trusted uner any circumstances
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>>127033793
>i can put perfume on and share a milk shake
Just in time for valentines
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>>127029616
waifuing is cancer and feel free to bully them
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>>127034659
Actually, she crit the Warden as well, when you animate objects they don't stop after just one kill. Those objects went on to slaughter freely until they got put down. I am to be trusted!
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>>127035217
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>>127035246
Take the hippie conversation elsewhere
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>>127035217
give me some examples of bullying because if somebody doesn't give me at least a general idea I'm probably going to end up spacing their burned corpse welded into a locker
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>>127035368
Nop
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>>127035368
This is ss13 general, not vgstation general
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>>127034115
Dont worry niggly. You got your comeuppance.

When are yoy going to marry Celt anyway?
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>>127035369
Meme at tbem.

Write smut about them cucking eachother. Read it over radio.
Call them names.
Imply that they are fags.
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>>127035471
pls
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>>127035368
>"Pls get out of muh memeclub"
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>>127035368
This conversation is better than what WAS going on here.

WHICH WAS NOTHING.
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So uh why cant I even join Hippie? I keep getting connection failed
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>running around with fireaxe
>get space lubed into a locker
>guy doesn't dealize my axe flew into his leg
>he bleeds to death in front of everyone he had stuck into the locker
>laff
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What even happened on the shuttle, can somebody summarize? I was too busy being autistic.
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Quack

It didn't feel good trying to be a little shit.
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I hate those no fun allowed admins who just gib everyone once the round is over.
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>>127036262
Things That Didn't Happen: I Don't Actually Know How Throwing Mechanics Work Edition
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>>127035441
But you are wrong there
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>>127036335
this was on hippie just now friendo, nobody even plays vgstation anymore, its shit
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>>127036292
Miners pulled guns, RD pulled a super soaker full of space lube, there was trays involved, everybody died
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>>127036335
Literally just happened on hippie.
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>>127036414
Borg here, I was trying to prevent human harm to everyone so I just sort of froze up with confusion at what the fuck was going on
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>>127036414
>there was trays involved, everybody died
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>>127035669
Fine. When are you going to marry me?
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so where do i find my cleaning items? we couldn't really find an answer for that because of my death and all.
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>>127036385
>>127036506
Just how broken is Hippie's external blood loss then, and do they actually use weapon force rather than throw_force, and do they actually throw shit when slipped rather than drop it?
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>>127031636
>>127032260
>tfw the autisms finally post about you in thread
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>>127036884
>be bad player
>Surprised when people bitch about you

hm...
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>>127036640
P L S
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>>127036993
fuck off niggly
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>>127036758
If you slip you will throw your items, they have the same embed chance as throwing as far as i know.

If they have something embedded they will take damage occasionally, they can remove it by themselves if they are fast, but it will cause a lot of brute if you rip it out yourself.

If you wait too long, you will need surgery to remove it at all.

Something like a fireaxe in you for more than a few seconds = crit when you tear it out.
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>>127036648
Janitor office or custodials closet.
In box is above cargo, in front of the HoP
In taxi is in the cargo station in the west maint
In meta is on the top left corner of the center block, next to the bridge
In deff is to the right of the arrivas shuttle

To ride the janicart drag your sprite into it, to get off click it with an empty hand.
Use wet floor signs.
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>>127037239
That sounds obscenely fucking broken.
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>>127037453
It can be, using stacks of rods as a weapon can be super powerful, and getting embeds in general means you will probably win the fight.

But in the end, throwing is shit most of the time.
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>>127037568
Do floor tiles embed?
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>>127037743
No
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>>127037965
It's a shit system then
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>Join Hippe Station
>Killed as I walk in
>Guy isnt an antag

g-good shit
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>>127035246
>>127036262
This was entirely your fault. I was typing into my PDA to respond to your gay message so i wasn't watching where i walked.

I spent the entire round in cryo because of BLOODLOSS IS STOPPED IN CYRO scrubs.
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>>127037234
Okay sorry I'll quit now
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>>127035669
Holy crap what's your stash. I need qt's so I can make qt books and deliver as a library, maybe even a cutie apprecion book club that gets valided by sec for saying book club
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>Clown was bragging in OOC that he got the shuttle called
Holy shit why didn't the captain recall
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>>127038193
Literally Sue Bowchief's station
>Sue Station 13 confirmed
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>>127038709
Cause meta is shit
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What the fuck, I can't enter the game anymore.
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>>127038867
name three things wrong with meta
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>>127039049
I did the last time you asked
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>>127039113
Thanks, I reported those so that they can hopefully be fixed soon, can you name more
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>>127038981

Nevermind

>Had to desinstall the security update for Windows since it's fucks with ActiveX
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bad pencil drawfag here
who is your waifu and what does he do?
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>>127039824
My waifu is yahir. He sits in the bar and draws
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>>127039824
Sue Bowchief
My life worth living
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>>127039824
My waifu is a green haired cutie who greytides nonstop.
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>>127039824
My waifu is a slut and she does my metal rod.
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>>127039824
Bears are my waifu
Please draw a bear doing bear things.
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>>127039946
i was thinking of drawing yahir as the barman, but last time i've got served by a good barman it was a box
>>127039954
me too, i miss the shitiest mime
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>>127040120
Medbay is his home.

He likes medbay whores as well.
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Good god why did I even attempt to try Hippie Station. It makes vg look amazing by comparision
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>>127040303
FUCK OFF LEIF
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>>127040303
you got memed on
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>>127035217
God, pomf. How the fuck can you be so great when you're surrounded by dumbfuck coders, admins and players?
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>>127040392
>>127040384
Don't know who Lief is, but whatever makes you feel better. Whats the point of playing if people can really do what they want and dont even get banned.
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>>127040510
he's our mom
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>>127035635
>to fight back cancer, be a bigger cancer while supporting their faggotry on top
Fuck off
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>>127034075
Its the lewdest.
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>>127028862
You have botany access mate. dude weed.
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Oh god here we go damn HippieStation advertisers are going mad on our serb's thread because they need more players for their server just horrible. I wish you stopped advertising on servers better than you instead of becoming an better server because you know damn well that it isn't going to happen just disgusting if I told someone on HippieStation to get an grip they would probably freak out because actual standards are something not heard about here. Good job, good job, where did you go so wrong again? Asking other threads in other websites for attention. Just fucking why, this is a crime agaisnt humanity, cheating competition this bad, this is why everything SS13 related is shit and completely wrong, just fucking horrible oh god kill me fucking bunch of shitposters probably love goonstation to because its a pile of trash just their own server please fuck off forever
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>>127039824
Lily Whitewater is my newest waifu
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>>127039946
>>127040108
>>127040271
why dont we have clown bear sprites?

>>127040864
need an ingame pic or a description or something
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>>127040751
Hippie is listed on the hub and is consistently filled with 70+ people on any average day.

We all play the same game, we just play on a different server, chill out man.
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>>127041308
It's filled with 70 people who are banned from vg also

>Replying to a copy pasta

Fuck off
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>>127041216
This is great
Thank you
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>>127041216
Greyish white hair, beehive style. And blue eyes. Usually RD or HoS or something.
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>>127041403
>copypasta
For fuck sakes
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>>127041446
I also like to imagine she's a young delicious flat chest.
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>>127041216
Dougal McMann, sec officer extraordinaire
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>>127041579
Ew.
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>>126972515
>mfw eating plants with frost oil in them, and I start freezing solid
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>>127041446
>>127041779
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>>127041216
Could you draw this character sedating an assistant with a syringe gun?
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>>127042067
Fuck off Camille
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>>127042067
>nia hair
>green
kil urself my man
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>>127000678
>not playing a spastic nervous wreck AI who panics at any opportunity and overreacts to everything
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>>127028408
Mechanical toolbox and multitool, hop over to Maint near Engineering to figure out the doors.

If I get lucky and don't die I mosey on over to tech storage and grab those sweet, sweet gloves.
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>>127029781
I want to smooch Rail!
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>>126972431
hop
not as much pressure as captain, just as much freedom
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Where do you find kamina's cape?
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>>127043209
in the wall above botany
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>>127043209
in my ass
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What should I map for an away mission for my server?
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>>127043752
Do an away mission where you gotta chop a big-ass tree.
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>>127043752
Someone should map a tutorial map for the test serb where it has like, setup rooms to learn shit like surgery, chemistry, genetics, etc. and the basics like movement, item handling, etc - with preset notes and shit to guide them
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shinobu>nia>long
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>>127044207
Everything Else > Shinobu > Nia >>>>>> Long
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>code a /relatively/ realistic hypothermia system
>you collapse when you go below 28C like in real life
>spawn myself in to test it
>collapse immediately

fucking old coders what are you playing at
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>>127041779
>>127040864
i could have done it better tho
but i didnt interact that much with these two to know their personality
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>>127044485
Mate blood loss is negligible until you're below 60%, and even then you're fine with dexaline.
"relative" is a precious term in spess.
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>>127044580
Is Moses Beach well known enough for you to even know who he is?
If so please draw him.
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>>127044580
qt janiborg maid pls
there isnt enough cyborg qts
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>>127044580
do rain hoth

heard hes a shitler
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Can somebody explain to me why the fuck does the Paramedic's office have a separate Cryotube that is literally locked away from all other doctors except the CMO?
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>>127042875
Rail not for lewd !
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>>127044912
you asked for one yesterday right? here's to you

>>127044835
>>127044952
seen those both but i cant draw without a description or a picture
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>Cure dem fukken viruses
>Make a grief virus for and with the clown, nothing lethal unless you're fat
>Detective arrests me because my finger prints are on the outside most door of the AI upload, didn't think to check the one further in until after he'd got me cuffed, the poor sod
>Station is bombs
>Hide in the chapel, chaplain's too much of a good person to hide in the bomb closet
>Escape explodes
>Help a friend to the shuttle while their leg's busted
>Cure their honkvirus, and keep them alive through another explosion

Virology is comfy
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>Scream borgs are rogue over the radio while being Poly Acided, my dead body is in display in robo
>Not a single thing done

kek
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>>127044972
Because it's shit design just like 99% of what you find around here.
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>>127044972
Not misplaced, not an error.
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>>127045061
And you didn't give a shit when the AI was dying, funny how things work out.
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>>127045037
Moses Beach, normally play Assistant, and I tend to be opposed to Rain as Captain so that'd be a funny picture
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>>127044980
>groin pains
>just like old days
anon. . .
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>>127044980
Rail, please stop that.
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>>127045171
why is he wearing a gay awareness bracelet
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>>127045172
Wait
I meet that person In-game but I didn't recognize it form the in-game shitposting.

Are you lusting after a Vox
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>>127045037
im dry on cute cyborgs kill me
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>>127045275
Changed a limb once and now even though I put his hand back it always displays as if it's amputated. Weird shit.
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It seems like you people have a problem with people who play exclusively as MoMMIs.

As a MoMMI main, I'm here to answer any question you people might have.
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>>127044580
Rambling maniac needs more artwork , or just draw a clown
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>>127006858
https://youtu.be/rp8hvyjZWHs

Engineer.
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>>127045043
Aww yeah, I'm pretty sure that virus which showed up was curable with the antibodies you already made. Good shit, I was curin' folks left and right with them.

Speed cloning is op.
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>>127045342
Do you just not like roleplaying? Or do you really like building, it can't be that fun to do on Byond.
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>>127045481
I like repairing and making myself feel useful and needed.
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Holy crap that round was fun. Thanks rain, thank you for not discriminating medbay, Thank you detective for not bagging me even when I was right. Thanks to everyone I punche and everyone who punched back. Thanks for cloning me 3 times guys. Toolbox > knuckles never forget
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>>127045378
i can always make some more maniac
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>>127028408
TOOL BELT
GLUBS
DONUTS

frog wife best wife
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>>127045043
I-I'm sorry for bullying you earlier. It seemed like a funny idea at the time, then I felt bad.

>>127045061
>Borg comes up in lobby and I feel itchy as fuck
>Flash and about to check it with the RD's id
>WHELP, DETECTIVE ALERT
>Sax in place around the borg trying to get him to calm down
>Borg gets out without being checked though sec swallows my bullshit and gets an eye on the borgs
>Cover was probably law 2'd open by my naughty emag juicing their insides might have given us the proof we needed to justify a purge. We'll never know
>About to give a shit but they're not aping out on me so whatever
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>>127045342
How do you feel when an assistant repeatedly tips you over liek the spider crab you are?
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>>127046216
like shit
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>>127045342
Beep, ping, or aflap?
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>>127046496
ping
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>>127045342
How do you install a grate, windows on all exteriors, a full window on top, then top it off by reinforcing all of the windows with a silicate sprayer?

Better yet, how do I do it quickly so the whole process doesn't take 5 minutes?
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honk
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>>127046615
>nexus thinks this game should be like tf2

OH-KAY

I like nexus but a map rotation is dumb. We need a set map with OCCASIONAL changes, i'm thinking every weekend we have a new map or something,
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>>127046598
alt-click
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>>127046615
Thanks for your incessant needling for 3 days at every single opportunity. You and kolith literally could not shut up about it.
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>>127046615
Quick, pomf, get him another gateau!

In all honesty, this shit wouldn't be up in arms if he'd let the PR sit for a day or two for discussion, and so that he could outline it was temporary, and add a changelog saying in all caps MAP ROTATION BEING RANDOM IS TEMPORARY.

but hindsight's 20/20
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>>127046598
not him but its a bit hard and uses the examine floor command
Hold on, I can make an image if you want
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>>127040510
top chicken m8
>>127001659
if you're around how would a ruger 9E do?
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>>127046870
Gosh, please do. After an assistant breaks into my department, I make a point of installing shock grates, but making sturdy windows takes soooo long and leaves my department vulnerable.
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>>127046941
>Top chicken
>Not top cluck

Bok
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>>127045323
>not lusting after the ultimate vox qt
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>>127046615
See you in two months, as always
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>>127046615
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>>127046615
keep forcing rotation and the shitbabies will eventually leave
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>>127046615
>force entire server to play on shittily designed maps like Taxi that no amount of "bug testing" will fix
>get mad when everyone hates it
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>>127046615
Just how many times has this bald fuck quit already?
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>>127044485
IIRC body temp for spacemen is 27c or something ridiculous.
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>>127047442
>m-muh bexbebbzzz

You're shitposting is the reason this whole drama happened and why N3X1S has been forced to quit.
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>>127047473
funfact, N3X15 has no commitment to anything

not the Patriotic Nigras, not 7chan, not KSP, not his CoC ripoff, and certainly not SS13
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>>127046615
Please don't lift the rotation, it's working at getting reports

>>127047465
Forced is what it takes to get the maps fixed up. At least he had the balls to do what was necessary to get the reports in
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>>127046615
>nexis is THIS bootyblasted over map rotation

nexis has a mangina, nexis has a mangina!

>m-muh metastation
>muh taxi

literally kill yourself if you have this thin skin
>>
Complain about Hippie all you want, but all of the interactions I've had with the admins there have been much better than on /vg/ and /tg/.

I got erroneously banned twice, and both times the bans were rather short (on /vg/ it would have been a perma) but they were still lifted within 24 hours. To top that off, one of the admins was deadminned for what they did (I've not seen them online since and they were a trial admin). On /vg/, I'd just be made out to be the villain or my ban time would be extended and the admin who fucked up would get nothing done to them.

I made a ban request for someone, and again, it was answered within hours without even advertising it. The guy was permabanned.

Maybe for the people bitching about Hippie, like the guy who joined and played one round and said he was "non antag killed" should have admin helped it?
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>>127047675
>pointing out boxbabies shitting themselves is the reason boxbabies shit themselves
lol what
>>
>>127047760
Nexis is morally bankrupt. He made a drastic change that most people would disagree with (he had empirical data this time too!) without telling anyone or allowing anyone to discuss it. When people got mad he just called them WHINY ENTITLED CHILDREN. Why am I not allowed to rule over the proles? Kek.
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>>127047769
>When I play hippie admins are normally on my side!
So you admit to bias. That's 1 year in prison, sir.
How do you plead?
>>
>>127047679
I only knew about KSP, what's the other stories?
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>>127047705
>get the maps fixed up
Why? Deff is the only good non-Box map we run. Meta is a shittier version of box, and Taxi is horrible, horrible design. There's absolutely no reason anyone should care about getting Taxi fixed up, there's no reason to even have it.
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>>127047026
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>>127047769
You should try to get them to send ERP to my steam again, nobody answered your personal army call.
>>
>>127045171
>>127044912
booty borgs are their own rewards
this is as lewd as it gets
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>>127047675
No, after the "people who can only vote box" had their "option" taken away, which is not even a permanent change, they started melting into shit, for all maps and all coders.
N3X15 has the facility to get very angry very easily, and also put himself on front of the map rotation, even when pomf is all about rotation to force fixing.
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>>127047945
Basically exactly the same, he puts half a fuck into a project then gives up and moves onto something else while anyone else involved is left wondering where the fuck he went

this has been going on since at least 2007
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>>127047937
Huh? Bias about what?

Hippie is good for certain things. Yes almost everyone aside from the admins, mentors, and a few handful of players are complete retards, yes there isn't "high quality RP" but if you want to play Security or Antag and revel in the chaos and not go braindead in your office because nothing is happening Hippie is good.

/tg/ is still the best (shit tier admins and coders aside), but I can't talk about that or the admins may find out my ban evasion account :^))))))

>>127048121
I've successfully done it to Ririchiyo by posting his Steam ID in steam friend threads. Think I'll go do that now!
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>>127048504
>Think I'll go do that now!
but you already did it
>>127048437
>>127048362
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>>127048362
>which is not even a permanent change
Citation needed brother.
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>>127046615
good fucking riddance, jesus christ

and with his shitposting in the thread? what a self entitled shit
>>
>>127047983
No need for alt click on the second step

>>127048121
Put that maps are on rotation along with the patreon message pls.

>>127048339
That's not a bootyborg, that's a legs borg

>>127048437
For the nigras, nex was found out to be a furry and everyone turned against him. He went on rehab but that didn't suffice.
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>>127048632
Those posts aren't me, I don't ever post with images. Ever.
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>>127044580
good shit minus the shirt
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>>127048649
It's not permanent.
>>127048784
>Put that maps are on rotation along with the patreon message pls.
wot
>>127048801
Oh sorry the 2 posts I quoted weren't in regards to my response to your post, the image was for them.
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>>127044580
Pete Zuh
>>
>Nexus quitting for good again
Cya in a few months buddy
>>
When do you think that the Pomf serb is going to die? Surely it won't last forever.
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>>127049201
When Pomf stops being so CUTE!
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>>127048784
>For the nigras, nex was found out to be a furry and everyone turned against him. He went on rehab but that didn't suffice.
Oh god that's even worse, for-fucking-shame

After my time in the PN I figured out that there's just a certain mindset that goes with being a furfag; it's not even the fetish itself that's the problem, it's the way people glorify it and spread it around, then have the gall to cry fursecution when people tell them to fuck off, it's completely unsurprising that N3X is the spineless twat with no conviction that he is, worming himself into any community them fucking off when things aren't going his exact way
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>>127048339
>tfw your character is featured in a lewd drawing creeping on a robot
o-okay
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>>127049201
>surely goon will someday die! It cant last forever!
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>>127048942
You know, the big red letters at serb start. Where it used to say you get paid for rating tiny penises. People are taking the lack of voting as a bug because it wasn't announced.
>>
>>127049201
sometime between now and the heat death of the universe. nothing lasts forever.
>>
Pomf, can you make the next thread? I am erping on tg, 2 busy
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>>127049404
ah, alright.
>>
>>127048784
> not a booty borg
fucking hell.. what about now?
>>127048878
what shirt?
>>127049038
pics
>>127049371
yeah, bad timing, sorry m8
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>>127046615
Oh no, N3X15 quit again.
He throws a fit whenever people don't like things he merges without prior notice, without discussing it, without any information at all and then gets pissed when people are upset and confused because he didn't tell them what was going on.
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>>127049819
LOOKIT THAT
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>>127049819
Oh dear.
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>>127049545
new thread
>>127050115
>>
Did nexis go bald out of shame for being a furfag? Or did he tear his own hair to make a suit?

And does DeadPoolJ follow sonic only because of his devotion to N3x?

More details never.
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>>127049819
On Dougal, I wear the red pants that don't include a shirt
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>>127050183
He wrote 100 programs every day for 3 years and his hair fell out.
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>>127049819
I get a McNuggies sensation from this
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>>127041216
>Why don't we have clown bear sprites
I'm starting to think bears are the new TajaranVox.

Fucking furries.
>>
>>127049819
Draw Agent 47, a Frenchman and a Goofball getting attacked by a chicken, doctor eggman, an assistant with a toolbox and two tajarans.
>>
>>127049819
>>127048339
o-oh geez
>>
>get made into a wraith
>i stutter everywhere I fly
>"phase through walls" last for 5 seconds and stuns me for 3 when it runs out
>I have no inertia when "phase through walls" runs out, so I can't chase anyone that is near space
>can't even offer sacrifices to uncle nar-nar because I can't do anything except m1
well this is shit
>>
Lord Singuloth is no match for Nar-Sie.

We need bluespace tear in reality vs Nar Nar next.
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I was betrayed by my own staff, how could you?
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AND NAR-SIE PUT THE SLAM DOWN ON LORD SINGULOTH, BROTHER
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>>127052540
>Nar-Sie doesn't eat the station anymore
What a fucking shit update to cult that was.
>>
>>127052673
Holiday casuals fuck off
>>
>tfw just wanted to grow ambrosia and smoke it
>turn into an abomination instead
Oh well
>>
>>127052573
cargo?
>>
>>127052821
>Implying removing hazards is hardcore
What the fuck is up with this thread recently

You can't just throw around random insults you saw people post and expect them to make sense.
>>
>>127052970
Yes.
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>>127053041
Yes I can actually.

Nar Sie being a singulo reskin is not a hazard. Nar Sie spawning monsters, devouring people and making cultists into powerful constructs with infinite runes and thermal vision is.
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How do you pick up critters like Ian
>>
>>127053463
Drag sprite onto self with an intent other than help.
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>>127053064
well I only watched the other dude kill you, I don't know if you could call that a betrayal. I couldn't find a weapon.
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>>127053365
>Nar-Sie hunting down survivors and destroying everything in its path is not a hazard
Ok
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