/utg/ - Undertale General

Undyne? More like UnDYKE!

Which character is best for vore?

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nth for uncanny valley

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Nth for dogs

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nth for cozy goat dreams

>>126875889
It's the teeth and eyes

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Any shitty mspaint requests? I'm bored.

>>126875863
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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nth for earthquakes.
Shit spooked the hell out of me.

>>126875889
This is really awful.

xth for I have no friends but fictional characters.

>>126875883
The character known for Genocide and stuffing her face

>>126875950
that, and the shape of his head, and the poodle fur

but it's really well drawn though

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Why couldn't you have listened.

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Reposting for new thread.

http://askull4everyoccasion.tumblr.com/post/136227512925/a-year-every-minute-pt-20

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What do?

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Temmies

>>126875897
You know what? Time to have those.
No more fucking up of my sleep schedule anymore.

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>>126875965
Yum!

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>post about getting assraped by Sans last night
>am for there's a second phase that's somehow worse
>finally trudge through, get there
>he attacks you during the menu
>his attacks blink and reappear different
I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR THIS LEVEL OF MEMERY, /utg/!

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I want to introduce Asriel to those Fruit Roll-ups with tongue tattoos

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Hey, /utg/!

Did you ever dream of Undertale?

>>126876061
Anons always say this.
Nobody ever listens to them
It's the Cassandra curse.

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Shota love is the purest form of love

>>126876157
imagine his reactions to a lot of things from the surface
it would be the most precious thing ever

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ghosts!

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>>126876123
Here's some OC for you fucked up humans

I've tried and failed beating Undyne in Genocide route about 25 times now. Should I uninstall the game yet?

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Care-a about Chara!

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SFW shitty mspaint requests, please

>>126876321
>Uninstalling in the middle of a Genocide run

Worse than Asgore, Alphys, Sans, Flowey and Chara combined

>>126876083
Stop taking acid.

>>126876353

Shitty sans and Shitty Papyrus bro fisting, Anon!

>>126876213
I called Undyne an idiot. She responded saying she'd slap my shit.

>>126876321
Stay determined! Our fate rests on you...

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robots!

Is LISA any good?

>>126876083
Stop saving bad pictures.

>>126876321
Just give up. I did.

Really though, I just spared Monster Kid, listened to Undyne's depressingly melancholy speech, and finished a terrible neutral run. It was probably for the best.

>>126876083
kill myself

>>126876254
Would be like back when my relatives from East Germany got over to the west for the first time and freaked out over stuff like fresh fruits in front of the fruit stands or automatic sliding doors.

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>>126876454
What did she sound like?

Could Chara beat Frisk in a fight?

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xth for mommy and kid goat

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>>126875965
>>126876123

Don't get horny!

>>126876281
Ghosts are pure! They are not for sexual!

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>>126876323
No.

>>126876550
Depends who the player is helping. Otherwise it's a stalemate

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>You'll never bury your face in his musky crotch
>Never suck and worship his giant sack
>Never take his monster cock all the way to the hilt while he tells you what a good little slut you are
>Never feel absurd amounts of cum splashing against your insides
>Never pass out underneath his limp body after hours of being fucked silly
>Never feel his cock still leaking cum into you as you fall asleep in his arms
>You'll never be smacked around, roughed up and utterly humiliated by him, all while ecstatically grinning like a stupid sissy faggot
>You'll never get your boypussy pounded so hard you become an addicted assslut, only able to cum from having your prostate rammed
>You'll never have your face used as his jizzrag and footstool
>You'll never be walked around on a leash by your master, drooling over and admiring every inch of his body

>>126876131
>>126876321

You have nobody to blame but yourself

Can Chara with the Real Knife defeat Madotsuki with a knife?

>>126876323
>being a Kerafag
disgusting
kill yourself my man

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Large ghosts!

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What's your favorite interpretation of Gaster, Anon?

>>126876542
Like a mildly pissed off fish lady.

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>>126876323
Yes!

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>>126876015
Don't worry, I'm still spooked myself.

>>126876714
Asshole dadster, like a mix of Rick and Rusty.

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>>126876490
Yea it's pretty dope.

I believe the 5$ package w/ Joyful is still up, so you can fetch that

>>126876701
>Being an anti-characterfag in general
baka son

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>>126876636
Toriel stawp.

Anyways, Im posting this for the last time, since i read that one anon was gunna read it today

http://pastebin.com/p8L8fjCk

>>126876083
>e621 in the background

gonna have to go with >>126876394

>>126876714
The multidimensional explorer one is kinda cool. Dadster is good too.

>>126876636
epic copypasta

i upvote it on le reddit

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>>126876418

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I want to bully Frisk

>>126876790
>a mix of Rick and Rusty
That's a Father of the Year award right there.

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>>126876591
ghosts are CUTE!

But could Chara beat Catty in an eating contest?

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>>126876714
None because we have barely enough to go on and I'd rather go with something canon than non-canon.
Red is the only good non-canon thing.

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>>126876714
Borb man/obnoxious motherfucker.

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>>126876714
I'm not sure if I have a favorite, but my favorite to WRITE is definitely the one I'm doing now, bad dad Gaster.

>>126876937
no

Has anyone done a picture of Flowey doing the mushroom dance? Or drawn FloweyxMushroomguy?

>>126876937
With enough determination

>>126876945
Impregnate the donut

>>126876874
>innocent heart eyes
This is cute.

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>>126876951
I once wrote an abusive dad to Papyrus but not abusive dad to Sans Gaster if that's not an awful thing to do, which it is

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>>126876241
We could have avoided it easily enough though.

It's a shame that it's gotten so bad.

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>>126877014
We need more donut tummy. And by "more", I mean "any".

>>126876083
pop a boner
and then fucking book it because being a vorefag hasnt made me suicidaahahaha who am i kidding

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>>126876248
I just think they're really cute together.

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>>126876714
The only Gaster worth talking about is KIND AND LOVING DADSTER

Get that evil mad scientist shit outta here

>For Auld Lang Syne...

we /falloutale/ now. purge mutie monster scum.

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Have you cherished your skeleton today?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXllcer85VE

I found a secret boss fight that happens if you beat genocide 11 times.

>>126876090
h0I! I wonder how temmie is doing in grad school.

>>126876353
Draw the annoying dog absorbing plot relevant items.

>>126877045
You'd best give me a link to that, so I can judge your misdeeds appropriately.

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King Papyrus is the best ending

>>126876213
I had disgusting dumpster sex with Alphys.

>>126877129
If she's supposedly based on frogs and bugs, imagine the broods

>>126876490
IT'S BETTER THAN UNDERTALE

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>>126876714
>>126876790
Asshole Gaster is tops.

>>126876785
I was in upper Fontana when it happened. That's the last time I'm leaving the house again.

>>126877226
Sounds wonderful

>>126876015
>>126876785
Oklahomafags?

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>>126876874
I like this one better I keep forgetting I did heart shapes for that picture

>>126877212
Temmie is doing great

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>>126877135
Anon, why has it made you suicidal? Is it because people look down on it?

>>126877226
Tell us more.

I am sorry for asking but does anybody have that humantale shit with all the labels on it? tried google but couldn't find the labeled one. Someone imgur it if you wouldn't mind? Don't even bother wasting an image post on it.

>>126877295
this is true

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>>126877163
Oh shit that's a cute picture.

>>126877226
Please elaborate.

>>126876714
The one that fell into the core after Sans dared him to jump over it on his bike.

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I want to impregnate Mettaton with ghost babies.

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>>126876296
More peaches!

>>126877452
Still my favorite interpretation.
Seriously, the guy must have been absent minded as fuck if he could ever fall into his creation.

>>126877045
what's your osu profile, brah? let's play some multi.

Post cute Muffet pictures?

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i want omega flowey to impregnate me

>>126877496
>implying he wouldn't be the one knocking you up

Imagine trying to pull off those moves in your third trimester. Not happening.

>>126877496
You might embarrass him

>>126877578
>tfw no Omega Flowey ovipositing in all of the Undertale girls

Would you or would you not kiss the edgegoat?

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>>126876785

>>126877578
gay

>>126877404
>>126877435
If I can recall we met in a very nice mansion and then she convinced me that fucking in a dumpster was a good idea and that we should do it.

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>>126877301
I'm in Montclair. Was it stronger over in Fontana?

>>126877338
Nah, SoCal.

>>126877431
I only save the cutest of Dadster pics.

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>>126877619
Yeah but you can't abort ghosts so once you do it he's stuck

Not that I'd mind being impregnated by Mettaton

>>126877656
heck yeah
passionately

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>>126877163
Evil mad scientist is cool, but loving Dadster is best.

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>>126877567
Only mettaton is more lewd.

>>126877217
http://pastebin.com/uAGcpvRU

>>126877656
I would kiss him on the cheek

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Uwa!! So HEATS!!

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>wake up at 2pm
>go to work at 3
>get home at 10
>masturbate
>watch 2 episodes of JoJo
>play Minecraft and read /utg/
>go to bed at 3-4
>repeat
what the fuck is my life

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>>126876714
Genius that lacks common sense Gaster.

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>>126877725
Are you implying that I DON'T want to birth Mettaton's half-breed ghost babbies?

What kind of damn fool do you take me for?

>>126877705
what did alphys smell like

is it just me, or are the anons here kinda... gay
not that theres anything wrong with that!
im just saying

>>126877578
http://imgur.com/a/gAoTe

Here you go.

>>126877656
I would gladly kiss him on the penis.

>>126877780
Well I like cute more than lewd

>>126877564
You wanna go, mate? I'm a shit tier player but lets do this It's nbs4

Migrate
>>126877582

>>126877539
I FUCKING HATE PEACHES SO MUCH

Which undertale character would taste the best?

>>126877867
oh fug, ids demmy! :DDDD

>>126877705
That's our girl
>>126877841
I like it when people draw the "enemy" characters. They are not appreciated enough.

>>126877685
I-its not gay!
>>126877951
Yess just like that

>>126877770
>Implying Gaster isn't a crazy fuck combo between Wing Dings and Aster that swings between loving parent and complete dickwad

>>126877951
>gAoTe
>goat/gote

>>126877875
lavender and B.O.

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>>126877951
>gAoTe

GOTE!!

>>126876393
>>126876480
>>126876510
>>126876657
OMG GUYS NEVER MIND I BEAT HER

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>>126876323
Always, sir.

>>126877932
i mean i'm 100% gay for gotebro
but outside of that i can't bring myself to be attracted to the same sex

>>126878000
Mettaton. Strawberries and cream? Cherries? Bubblegum, maybe? Who knows. But he would.

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EVERYBODY DRAW CANNED PEACHES

>>126877539
Nice job

>>126878093
you did better than me then ;(

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Do you roleplay as your favorite Undertale Character, anon?

>>126878093
Now get ready for Mettaton

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>>126876213
I had a weird dream involving Asgore and Toriel when I took a nap earlier, it was kinda depressing.

I think I've been shit posting here too much lately

>>126878000
Vegetoid

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>>126877853
Sounds pretty cushy to me. I usually get up at 8AM, work until 5PM, then spend the night browsing /utg/ and tumblr while writing fanfiction. Occasionally I'll watch some OPM.

It's a good, simple life.

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>>126877770
I'm just saying, as far as headcanons go, an actual kind and loving father of the skelebros is better than evil shitbag because there's enough angst without making everything sadder

BUT

Evil mad scientist Gaster can produce some sick art, I won't lie

>>126878000
Edgegoat

He would taste like sweat

>>126878153
yes

by myself

in my head

>>126878076
unf
Perfect

>>126878153
No, I would rather duel the fish.

>>126878153
Roleplaying Papyrus has been one of the most fun and rewarding experiences of my shitty make-believe career.

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>>126878139

i want to kill the goat

get on shamchat

>>126878268
That's not roleplaying, that a mental disorder.

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>>126878139
>>126877539
>>126876296
>>126875965
you guys

>>126877825
Thanks. I'm going to read it then dish out the correct punishment to you. You only have yourself to blame.

>>126878153
Does writing fanfic count

>>126878318
Tell me of your tales of Papyrus

>>126878153
Sometimes, I do.

Shitty Sans makes people laugh.

>>126878341
i've had it open for fucking 3 hours now and i still havent pressed start

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>>126878336
Goats are for loving not murdering anon

>>126878359
That's extremely accurate. Please perform justice upon me, and I'm not trying to be lewd here.

>>126878139
who rudely shoved a peach in his eye socket

he's already struggling to eat the damn things and clearly hates them

>>126878446
i want to KILL the goat

>>126878437
DO IT YOU FUCKING FAGGOT LIZARD
I FUCKING HATE YOU

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>>126878153
You bet.

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>>126878318

Same for me, Anon.

Roleplaying Papyrus on Shamchat is fun

>>126878515
but i'm a goatfag

Guys, what the fuck is a Shamcam?

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What do you think your favorite character smells like?

Hey guys,do you know what the Mega password for the fan game is? Yes, i'm new.

Undertale made me think about how monsters also have their own lives and that violence isn't always the way to go.

But then I watched Starship Troopers again and the xenophobia came back tenfold.

Goatbro is for bully
Goatmom is for lewd
Goatdad did nothing wrong

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>>126877707
The epicenter was in Devore, so most likely.
Also, dang you're almost right next to me. I'm in the middle of no-where Azusa.

>>126878139
>>126877539
>>126876123
>>126875965
DELETE

I don't see enough of Temmie.

Post Temmie.

https://soundcloud.com/lavalampghost/tem-go-2-carnivl

>>126878587
It's for role playing. Basically, you get into a one-on-one chat with a random and pretend to be a character from any series. You can add tags to look up specific series, like Undertale.

This Chara is a girl meme needs to stop right the fuck now

>>126878620
chocolate

>>126878354
I'd agree with you if I had zero control over it or if I believed I was otherkin or somesuch nonsense

it's basically fanfiction brainstorming

>>126878620
Mettaton.

>>126878673
You live in a K-ON?

i had a dream involving anons

i hugged them

>>126878620
Fish scales.

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>>126878620
flowers, tea, and manly goat musk

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http://skelebros-covers-nobody-wanted.tumblr.com/post/135239609898

>>126878620
Butterscotch and musk

>>126878620
Bones and ketchup

>>126878673
Do you not like peaches, anon?

>>126878725
it's not a meme, you dirty nigger

>>126876714
My headcanon.
W.D. Gaster is an amalgamate of WingDings and Aster, Sans and Papyrus' father and mother.
They were both joint royal scientists until Aster fell down.
WingDings created the DT Extractor and used DT to help his wife, but ultimately fused with her.
then timelines shenanigans happened, but the Core, S&P, and the DT Extractor remained in the timeline.

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>>126878689
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gu8A8uWAJaA

>>126878673
But peaches are nutritious and full of fiber and vitamin C!

Who the fuck started this "Frisk and Chara are boys" meme?

>>126878620
Fish oil, sweat, axe

>>126878781
where the FUCK is the cover of Eiffel 65's Blue

>>126878620
Peaches

>>126877396
Well, one can generally expect to be dead once eaten.

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>>126878689
This is actually really good.

>>126878620
Chara probably smells like golden flowers and chocolate.

>>126878534
I'm almost always Baby Bones! Papyrus because of how much fun he is.

>>126878719
I must confess anon, I do lewd RP in a few specific IRC channels often, and have for years, but I have not ONCE in my entire existence RP'd as anything but an OC because I figure I will never get the character right. How do I do it, guys? Also, is it for LEWD RP, and does it work on Android phones?

>>126878913
Frisk can be pretty boyish. His face lacks emotion and he makes for a funny gook midget. But in reality there are two Frisks running around, flirting with everything that moves

Chara's a girl though

>>126878725
FOOL, CHARA IS A GIRL!

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Who is the best Character and why is it Papyrus?

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reposting because i'm a dumb nigger with hebrew ass

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>>126878764
It's a city in California, you filthy fucking weeb.

>>126878643
Guys please.

>>126878725
its not a meme if it's canon

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Thoughts?

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>>126879137
please stop

>>126879105
>>126878725
Frisk is a boy, and Chara is a girl

this is canon

>>126878620
rice and fish ( Frisk )

>>126879062
Because he's kind and innocent and the best friend and a virgin unsoilt by contact with filthy penises.

>>126878389
Shutting down shitty ERPers and shippers with his enthusiastic innocene and inability to grasp what they're after, using really shitty 90's slang and proudly saying how 'hip' and 'cool' he clearly is, excitedly blogging about his latest plan to catch a human, loudly asking Undyne what sex and the F-word mean after he met some Homestuck troll, shit like that.

>>126878534
Yeah, it's great. I worry about bumping into the lewd Flowey rpers I see posting here sometimes though, I don't want to be a judgmental bitch and drop them without seeing what they're after, but I also really don't want to stick around for Papyrus getting fucked by a mutant flower.

>>126879137
no

post the one with asgore because lmao

if anybody plays osu we've got a room up called utg boys. come join up.

>>126879010
>All you have to reply with is "NYEE HEE HEE!"

Sounds like it, anon. That'd be fun as fuck.

>>126878620
Freshly baked goods and cobwebs

>>126879137
less degenerate that average fetish art/10

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>5am
>still not sleeping

Well I fucked that attempt at going to bed at a reasonable time again

>>126879137
"At least I'm not into flattening"

>>126878478
There's nothing lewd about this you sicko.

The verdict is in, and it's that was pretty good anon. Strange but good. Thanks for sharing with me.

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>>126878620
Dirt & Flowers because they were dead for so long

If anyone plays osu they should join our multiplayer game, utg boys. quality stuff here

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>>126879137
>Sleeping with one cover on your bed
Literally who does this

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>>126879137
why

>>126879031
Just have fun with it. Mark your character as (LEWD) if you want lewds. You can run it on phones.

>>126879287
Skeleton Chara when?
I'll just off myself now.
Why the fuck did this though even crossed my mind?

>>126879351
I do
It's thick enough to do the job, and having just one is easier to fix if I fuck it up

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Guys, my Chara missed her period, what do?

>>126876213
Last night I dreamt I was waiting for Burgerpants to get off work so we could go on a dinner date, of course he never got off and I eventually woke up.

"what is undertale?"
"a six hour long, interactive shitpost"

>>126879284
>sicko

I'm so sorry anon

Wait really? Thanks. I was expecting worse for my sins

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>>126879203
FRISK YA FUCKIN' GOOK I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO GET OUTTA MY THREAD

>>126875863
more like FUCKING DIE GOD DAMMIT!

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>>126879031
Being one who has roleplayed canon characters in different fandoms ala Homestuck/Portal/Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt, all you really have to do is practice, practice, practice. Read up on the character, see their interactions with other characters and work with that. Don't just use only that, try to build up with it, give them some more depth but something that will be /consistent/ with the character and not completely change how they operate. Simple things, musical tastes, past encounters, things like that. Don't go completely overboard on that and practice and you'll be fine.

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>>126879062
He's so cute that it makes me want to cry. He's too pure for this world

>>126879462
They're like 10 they probably haven't hit puberty.

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Please remember to kiss a goat today /utg/

>>126878620
"Papyrus: He Smells Like the Moon"

>>126879495
"what is 4chan"
"a life time of shitposting"

Don't forget, you're here forever.

>>126879462
Take responsibility of course.
What else?

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>>126879062
he radiates positivity and tries his hardest at whatever he does

>>126879551
I've probably spent 3-4 hours fantasizing about kissing the goat today

>>126879462
This artist have a blog or something?

>>126879137
I don't understand this fetish at all.

>>126879430
It'd be weird.

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Quick! Post cute goats.

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>>126879430
Anon that's weird and gross and mean. Are you some kinda creepy necrofag?

>>126879541
to be fair the youngest a girl has ever been pregnant was at age 5 so it's possible

>>126879582
Ah, the smell of spent gunpowder and blood from your torn-up sinuses
There isn't a better scent in the world

>>126879585
what about all the people that left

like all the smutfags and shitposters from old /tg/
most of them got out of the game for good after they finally got permabanned for constantly breaking the rules

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>>126879665
That is a very handsome goat anon

>>126879665
this goat is much more attractive than the ones we suffer through

>>126879710
I mean it's technically possible but puberty usually doesn't happen until they're like 12

>>126879031
Do a little reading. So often we're not grounded on who people are that often situations we've never been faced with confuse us, much less how someone would else respond.

More often than not, it's mistakes or wrong doings that ground us, so seeing something you definitely don't think is right saves you the time and confusion of what we think we like.

>>126879665
Magic isn't real

>>126879746
they died.
the shitposting builds up in their brain and they just die.
and then they go to that great big chan in the sky.

>>126879638
same actually

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>>126879665
I wanna bury my face in his chest fur tbqh

>Fic about how the bosses react to killing you
>One of them is papyrus
he can't kill you though

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Please remember to KILL a goat today /utg/

>>126879501
Don't think you'll get off that easy. If I ever see your anonymous face around here again I won't go so easy on you. I'm giving you a chance to redeem yourself now, you had better take it. Everyone can do better if they just try.

Now get out of here before I change my mind.

>>126878689
>https://soundcloud.com/lavalampghost/tem-go-2-carnivl
Thanks for this. Giving me major Aero the Acrobat vibes.

>>126879670
It's just that her smelling only of dirt and flowers made me think that it's all bones left.
I have no fucking idea why I thought about this.
I'm ashamed to be alive.

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>>126879062
Because he's adorable and pure and full of love.

>>126879860
*fucking awful MIDI version of TAPS plays*

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>>126878620
Golden Flowers... And only golden flowers.

>>126879860
uhh
no

most of them hopped ship to tgchan

and then there's all the edgy memer children that got caught up in the great politics shitstorm on /v/. most of them got permabanned and then hopped ship over to cυckchan

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>>126879379
>>126879523
What character should I attempt? These are the only ones I really like AND think I could even attempt.
Goatmom
Flowey
Shotagoat
Mettaton (Dunno what version but probably original)
A skelley though I'll suck.
>>126879802
I'm not sure if that was just advice or a philosophical lesson, but thanks.

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>>126879987
As long as it's a passing thought and not a fetish, it's fine.

>>126879902
I'm glad someone understands

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>>126879908
Don't we all?

>>126878689
i luv dis thnk u

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>>126879986
All I could think of was Killing Floor.

>>126879917
it was a mistake

>>126880102
I legitimately wanted to see this finished.

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>>126878139

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>>126879908
So very fluffy~

>>126879949
I'm so confused now, anon! Did you like the damn fanfiction or not?

>>126880102
good lord, is he hiding watermelons in those thighs

>>126880102
damn that mettaton is thick

>>126879917
That fic was kind of needlessly edgy I think, if it's the one you're talking about.

I mean, Monster Kid doesn't witness your fight with Undyne in any route, does he? You don't see him again until the true pacifist ending.

And why would Asgore let himself starve to death over one more murdered child in the pile? If anything I think he'd be glad that he wasn't able to harvest your soul given that he'd decreed that they'd go to war as soon as they reached the surface.

>>126880102
>>126880168
Is it not going to continue?

>>126879351
i know right
blankets are shit
who needs em, sleeping under nothing is best

>>126880179
PAPYRUS NO

>>126880102
haha nice red eye edit

>>126880236
No because people got assbalsted over the writing so hard they hurt his feelings. So now he doesnt wanna finish. I can't say I blame him.

my point is mostly that there's plenty of people over the past 12 years who have left, and for better or for worse, never came back

>>126880179
11/10

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>>126880049
Mettaton, box form. He requires a lot of enthusiasm so it should help you build up courage to play others.

>>126880076
>Vore/stuffing fetishist with multiple waifus
>Shitting on someone who likes bones
Terrible, you're the lowest of the low.
Just terrible.

>>126876213
Yeah, twice, one was my brain hitting me at my absolute weakest mental point, prompting a near breakdown the next day...
And in the second an adult Asriel was my boyfriend, so that kinda made up for it, oddly enough they both happened last week.

>>126877338
918 reporting in. Originally from SoCal/Beaner City, though.

>>126879908
He would make a nice goatcoat.

i want to rp with you guys pls get on shamchat

>>126880236
>>126880332
why is this a problem

you dont actually want to see the terrible mommyfuck comic pan out do you?

have you fallen that far?

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>>126880373
Anon, I'm not charanon, I just save his images.

>>126880428
Only if you feed a Papyrus roleplayer canned peaches

>>126880086
I don't

>>126880102
I don't understand how people can shit on such passable dialogue when garbage like soriel, skelefuckers, and fishbones continues to thrive with all the OOC that entails.

>>126880448
Yep

>>126880448
morbid curiosity. I just want to see where he was going with this "story"

>>126880491
>passable dialogue
>literally none of this is in character and asriel doesnt make sense period

uhhh anon?????

>>126880193
Yes.

>>126880448
>shit talking mommyfuck in a thread with literal vore and scat posters

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i-is this it?

anon a cute
wanna hug!

>>126880227
>t was the first time I killed, like the coward I am, I gave them no choice.
This hardly seems canonical

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>>126880373
>Fetishizing death is fine
>Fetishizing a full tummy isn't

Do you like hurting other people?
Who is leaving messages on your answering machine?
Where are you right now?
Why are we having this conversation?

>>126880679
I am not by any means a cute.
I'll still hug you though.

>>126880572
If you think the shit he says in this comic makes less sense than "now I will use the souls of the 6 humans and all the monsters in the underground to remake the world as I see fit" youre a fucking idiot.

>>126880679
Please do not hug me.

>>126880658
Don't worry anon.

The vore mod is coming soon.

>>126880747
No
There are no messages on my answering machine
My house
Fuck if I know

>>126880658
You have to wait 30 minutes to continue. It's only a test

>>126880780
i found the mommyfucker writer

did you even play the game

>>126880780
did you even play the game, anon

>>126880650
Can't they all be shit?

>>126880613
k good thanks anon

>>126880747
NO.
I DON'T KNOW I LIVE IN THE VOID, IT SHOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE TO CONTACT ME.
THE VOID
BECAUSE I'M LONELY.

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>>126880679
huggy!!

>>126880658
Yup. Congratubations. You did it.

Feel free to join the party. We are posting funny parodies of fanart and temmie remixes. Not shitposting at all.