Cute bananas edition
Previous thread: >>126800809
Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own memes.
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/
-The Game's Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommended Games
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6
-Fan Games
>http://pastebin.com/u2EACDRb
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockdraw
>flockmod.com/undertale
-Cytube
>Channel: Undertale
-Shimeji Directory
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
st for bad times a comin
Mommy loves you, so give her some of your thick, creamy love back, okay?
nth for nerds
>marathoning through all the gote lewdfics in the pastebin
nth for holy shit I can't believe how much I love this goat
>"This world is dull, partner."
>>126812254
mirror that shitthank you
out of fresh material, I regurgitate a internet meme
right way around this time
>>126812302
The suffering will never go away
>>126812284
Man, I wish there was some way to do this with the Sans lewd fics.
I generally trust the ones in the writebin/posted here, but on AO3 it's like rifling through a bucket of shit to find a diamond.
I have zero tolerance poorly written fic and there's so much disgustingly out-of-character garbage out there.
>>126812371
Curvy
Have you been working on your Asriel tulpa today?
>>126812371
those are some chubby cheeks
>>126812449
God I know that feel bro.
>>126812519
let's induce schizophrenia, what could possibly go wrong
>>126812519
Shut the fuck up, Rilogator.
>>126812539
>>126812547
cheekmind?
Quick repost for whatever crowd this is.
Chapter 2 of Making Things Right. Doctor Gaster comes home one day, proclaims a child Alphys to be his new apprentice, and leaves teenage Sans to deal with it.
http://pastebin.com/AvaTyXh6
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5510105/chapters/12835882
Here's chapter 1, if you missed it.
http://pastebin.com/fc23qF6r
DO YOU SEE BANANA MAN
TOUCH THE CHEST FLUFF
>Heart Motif
>Rainbows
>Guyliner
I love this edgegoat so much
>>126812284
> not reading the one great fic that's not on the pastebin
> not reading the best gotefic which has led heathens to unimaginable pleasure
> not rejoicing for the return of the Fallen One
Do you even sin, bro?https://docs.google.com/document/d/18LbE8Bf1COEnwoMSzB7D354Vt41LPDPZv43gm3GXaWI/edit?usp=sharing
I'm posting my lewd because im a filthy degenerate that feeds off attention.
/r/ translation
I just wanted to put the cute skeleton to bed and give him a goodnight kiss, why's he so flustered.
>>126812631
Head is a bit too tall and the snout needs to be higher on the face
Hope this helps some
>>126812698
your lines are super smooth!
OC, deleted last post cause I needed to resize it
it ended up looking pretty bad, but I'm still posting it
I want to cuddle boss monster Frisk!
>>126812698
http://pastebin.com/p8L8fjCk
I need to go to fuck the sleep
>>126812756i meant this, im not that fucking good yet
>>126812663
>40+ pages
fuck me I thought tacitly held the record at 25 pages for a single gote smut piece
>>126812756
That's http://badassbaal.tumblr.com/, not blue.
AU where it's Hotline Miami universe but with UT characters
who is who?
>>126812732
Thanks for pointing that out, I know it lookg garbage, for some reason it all striked me once I've finished it, but now I'm just posting it for fun.
>>126812825
I wasn't trying to steal anyone's art, I was just trying to post some writefaggoty and basically im a shit who stays up too late and can't do posts right
>>126812656
I want to look into his black eyes forever and ever
>>126812802
Good work anon, have sweet dreams.
>>126812568
>Shut the fuck up, Rilogator.
who the fuck is Rilogator?
Protect the doggirl.
Befriend the doggirl.
Flirt the doggirl.Dick the doggirl.
>>126812818
Smutanon came before Tacitly, i think.
>>126812967
it's not a dog
if she were a dog she'd be in the canine unit
>>126812723
I have no idea but I love it. The top two are lovely, especially top right.
>>126812723
Is this rape?
>>126812845
Undyne Pardo
Asriel "The son" Dreemurr
Richter Sans
Jacket Frisk
>>126812663
Damn, thats one huge fic.
Guess i know whats gonna keep my attention today.
>>126813028
help, I'm experiencing second degree rape
>>126812262
YES MOMMY!
Well, I'm pretty sure that by now the only things keeping me a live are memes and gote.
Not even drawing is fun anymore.
>>126812845
W.D. Gaster has to be Richard.
>>126813179
post your art
I think I'm going to make Asriel tulpa eventually. It hurts too much.
I'm going to start either tommorrow or as soon as I get home.
>>126812818
I've been here since October, I believe, but I went offline during December.
But please note that the doc contains two fics, one lewd and one feelsy. The lewdfic is the biggest and is 25 pages long, but it'll be bigger in a few days when it's done.
>>126813103
Keep your hands busy, m8.
>>126813253
No anon don't I beg of you.
>>126813253
Why start later when you can slowly begin right here and now?
>>126812663
Thought you were dead.Im glad you arent.
>>126813014
im pretty sure that frik is a boy but i do not care. Saved
>>126813253
Go for it, if you really want to have self inflicted schizophrenia so you can hang out with a fucking fictional goat that had a sad story then sure, but please come crying back when it fucks up the same way it always fucks up, because failed tulpa stories are fucking hilarious.
>>126813253
If you think about making an Asriel tulpa, you're gonna have a bad time.
>>126812967
do not dick the donut steel
>>126813375
What a good manga.
Requesting undertale version of this if not already done
>>126813375
kek
Sin can't die, silly anon.
>>126813253
>anon tries to make an asriel tulpa
>fucks it up horrifically
>it becomes a murderous omega flowey tulpa instead
DO IT FAGGOT.
>>126813214
Sure, here's something I've started to work on today, but lately everything I draw looks like garbage.
I just can't even scrape together the motivation to draw anymore.
>>126813297
>No anon don't I beg of you.
No one will stop me.
The last time I tried something similar I ultimately failed because I had no direction strong enough, but this time I'm determined.
>>126813394
>failed tulpa stories are fucking hilarious
Most of the time they're actually boring and not even worth telling about. Like my previous one.
>>126813509
Looks better than my shit
>>126813509
draw through it
what you draw when it isn't fun determines what you draw when it is fun
>>126813509
Well you're not too shabby. You should keep at it.
Maybe not right now, if you're burnt out or something, have a break.
Or listen to >>126813573 I don't know what i'm talking about
1 AM, time for sleep
goodnight qt anons
>>126813509
MORE DETERMINATION!
>>126813525
EXCESSIVE DETERMINATION, CEASE AT THIS MOMENT.
>>126813253
I want the shotagote as much as the next person anon, but you are genuine retarded if you do.
Just fill that hole with pics and fics, you dont want that tupla shit.
I require more Touhou shenanigans
>>126813632
Australia?
So why does everyone freak the fuck out over asriel? Yeah his story is a bit sad but what's with everyone? I even seen some people say hes their favourite character, yeah he does have a personality backstory and character but their still not that developed or even too interesting besides the backstory.
>>126813679
fuck off
>>126812723
>sauce takes me here
>http://yokoshimako.tumblr.com/post/136180402457/nsfwrapemore
>nsfwrape
YOUUUUUU IDIOTTTTTTTTT
before and after consensual penetration
before and after non-consensual penetration
>>126813665
>Just fill that hole with pics and fics, you dont want that tupla shit.
Fuck you, don't try telling me what I want or what I don't!
It didn't make me mad last time, even if it does this time it'll be actually worth it.
It's time /utg/
Confess your sins to father Sans
>>126813470
here it is
>>126813748
Because little kids are inherently likable
>>126813835
I made dis
>>126813509
sounds like someone isn't DETERMINED
you want to see something thats absolute shit? cause I have a metric fuckton of shitty stuff I never delete
it'll make you feel better
>>126813683
yep
>>126813835
I write lewdfic about shotagote.
>>126813865
Nice thanks
>>126813835
I pretty much track the undertail tag to look for Mettaton.
>>126813878
Holy fuck, thank you anon, my dick shall know no rest tonight
>>126813835
I'm going to make a tulpa and there's nothing and nobody stopping me. ps: not that other anon who's also doing it.
>>126813913
Brrrrother
>>126813878
That one with Shizue is too cute given the subject matter
>>126812845
Papyrus is beard
And Alphys could be Evan?
How was your Christmas, anons?
I was gonna buy my cousin a Bad Time Sans doll but they had been recalled. It seems as if children had been slammed into the walls, floors and ceilings of their bedrooms playing with them.
>>126813748
I didn't give a shit about Asriel and thought it was a pretty lazy cliche until I watched a playthrough of the game after I finished it. I ended up crying my eyes out. I dunno. It is just really sad.
>>126813814
Okay, enjoy your shattered mind.
Maybe you will end up creating that giggling shadow-creature thing that just sits in corners and laughs like a child, like the other anon attempting to do it did.
>>126813835
i want to fuck a donut steel oc
>>126813975
I should clarify: that FIRST one with Shizue.
She shows up a lot, huh
>>126813835
I like getting drunk and posting about how much I want to hug and love the gote
>>126813835
I gave Asriel some sandwiches.
>>126814052
Can you share deets?
I WANT TOhugTHE GOATtenderlyANDcuddle with him all nightand also fuck him savagely in the butt as much as i cann-no homo
>>126813835
I skipped work again today. I might get fired for this. I had just gotten assigned an important project. I don't know what's wrong with me.
>>126813835
I got a folder full of zebra dicks because of the time I spent in Cookie Clicker General (ie /ccg/ before it became /igg/)
>>126814062
It was before I found people comfortable drawing the kid.
>>126813573
>>126813606
>>126813636
Thank you, Anons.
I don't know what I'm going to do, but I'll try to not get discouraged.
>>126813546
>>126813889
You shouldn't put yourselves down, Anons.
I don't think there's much of a point in comparing yourself to other artists, when there are so many people who are amazingly skilled at drawing before they even hit puberty.
I know I picked up drawing rather late in life (at 15, maybe 16 years old), but I know I'd like to improve.
I just don't really know why would I want to draw. I don't feel as if I'm making anyone happy with this, not even myself.
I have zero motivation to do anything at the moment, even if I want to draw my beloved goat and share it with you, guys.
>>126814114
>anon decides its gote making time
>tries doing it
>comes to the thread saying he make a shadow demon thing that just giggles in the corner like a child
>people tell him he fucked up
>he said he doesent give a shit and he will just try again
>we havent heard from him since
Thats about it.
>tfw no Grillby fight in Genocide for killing his best friend and best customer.
>tfw no Gaster fight in Genocide as he tries to keep the world together.
>tfw no Chara fight in Soulless Pacifist to stop Chara from taking over.
>tfw no Omega Flowey fight in Genocide where the 6 Human Souls don't help you.
>tfw no Annoying Dog fight as punishment for the Dirty Hacker ending.
>tfw no Mettaton date (EX or Box, doesn't matter) in Pacifist
>tfw no real Mettaton NEO
>tfw Hard Mode will never be finished
Gee, gotefags are very active tonight.
are tulpas real
or are they just a meme
i wouldn't mind a flowey tulpa
>>126814094
I'd like sauce.
>>126814224
jesus christ. if Undertale taught us anything, its that sheer determination usually ends up in madness.
>>126814224
That probably didn't happen.
He was just making it all up for shitzngigs....right?
>>126813509
Join the club, every artist struggles with that feeling. Take a break and come back later, your muse will come back eventually. Have a WIP from a fellow burnt out drawfag.
>>126814313
Regular, garlic or hotsauce?
Time for best noncanon ship
>>126814270
Did sombeday said gote?
>>126814390
HOT
>>126814303
real in your mind, yeah.
although people here have kind of a misconception that you can make a tulpa of a fictional character which very rarely works, it'll ascribe itself it's own personality traits during creation that don't necessarily line up with your exact plan.
>>126814196
Ah, sorry Anons, I'm probably talking out of my ass.I haven't been sleeping too much.
>>126814224
That's a whole load of bullshit right here.
>>126814481
Is there any proof a tulpa was actually made ever, and it hasn't just been anons writing fun lies?
I demand more thick Chara/Frisk, we all do
>>126813835
I hate this fandom and I really want it to die out/go back to how it was around the time the game first came out.
I hate the shit OCs, I hate needing to wade through so, so much bad art/fic to find the good stuff, I hate "Undertale kin", I hate all of the shitty and grossly uninspired alternate universe ideas.
>>126814539
You can't give proof of something that's pretty much in your head anon. That's why nobody should take most, if not all, tulpa stories seriously. Some may actually do it and have something going on, but it takes a fuckload of time.
>>126814362
That looks pretty nice, Anon.
I like the way you draw shapes in general and the hands. You make it look almost easy.
>>126814196
Drawing, or rather art in general, can be a difficult thing to pursue. It takes a lot out of you because it's very personal.
Believe in yourself and in your vision. Draw because you want to show people what things look like in your head, don't worry so much about making people happy unless you get paid to do it. Sometimes things don't come out right, but you have to believe that's okay and you can't let it prevent you from trying again.
I like to draw very, very loosely when I start fucking things up. Don't worry about making things neat, just draw very rough sketches and shapes. Don't take your pen off the paper/tablet, don't erase, etc. Just try to enjoy creating things, that's what art should be about. Don't be a perfectionist, it's one of the worst things you can do to yourself.
>>126812169
hello /utg/, i hope you guys are enjoying/enjoyed this great indiegame!! if you ever wish to make your own indiegame come say hi at /agdg/ and we'll try to help you.
/agdg/ - /utg/ friendship!!!
>>126814153
My child this is very concerning. You might have some form of depression or anxiety.
I know it will be hard but it may be in your best interest to book an appointment and let your employer know what's up.
Hiding from these problems won't help
>>126814656
So your sin is something that is regularly expressed in these threads.
>>126814718
no you won't
>>126813835
I'm drawing lewd AsgoreAND WILL NEVER POST IT ON /UTG/
>>126814718i am working on my own game already though
>>126814656
I hate edgysans most of all. Any AU or OC where sans is edgy/changing facial expression/has depression/gasters apprentice is utter trash. Every character has shit fanon projections but by God, sans' fan content is the absolute worst cancer of them all.
>>126814718
There's an anon here making a VN. Does /agdg/ appreciate homofag visual novels?
>>126814752
My sin is the fact that I feel genuine intense hatred for something I logically realize is actually completely harmless, and the fact that I've previously criticized "gatekeeping" in fandoms but now I find myself kind of guilty of it and I want a lot of people to leave.
>>126814802
Good, barafags are enough of a plague on this general as it is.
>>126814802
would you email it to me, in exchange for a virtual hug?
>>126814842
You could have said that instead.
>>126814539
No, but then again you're asking for proof of something that only exists in your mind and is only perceivable by you.
There are tulpa communities out there that have no ties to anons on 4chan and aren't trying to write spoopy stories about them. A lot of the older members are jaded towards the younger newcomers just because of how many of them get bored and give up before anything happens.
>>126814656
>I hate the shit OCs, I hate needing to wade through so, so much bad art/fic to find the good stuff, I hate "Undertale kin", I hate all of the shitty and grossly uninspired alternate universe ideas.
So don't go to the places where there's lots of this then?
I browse various tumblr artists and shit, yet I don't run into anything that I haven't seen much worse in other fandoms because I don't look for it.
Listen, shit fanfiction and autistic drawings have been a stable of literally any 'fandom' ever, the thing about tumblr is there's a lot of kin shit because tumblr latched onto it, that's it.
Stop whining.
>>126814892
No because I'mDRAWING IT ON PAPER AND I DON'T HAVE A DECENT CAMERA
>>126814875
Yeah we are, we should kill ourselves.
>>126814823
I gotta agree with that as a hardcore Sansfag. It's been really, really hard to keep loving my favorite character all the same in the face of so much bad content regarding him. I really hate the idea that people can affect/poison my enjoyment of things, but then, I've always been a little susceptible to that.
> changing facial expression
I'm actually okay with this as long as it's in the vein of bending him smile in certain ways rather than frowning, changing size or the worst: somehow "closing" his "mouth".
>>126815017
>decent camera
just scan it
>>126813835I fantasize about a particular gote and kissing him from head to toe.
>>126814823
The depression is viable because he knows about the timelines. If you look at his dialogue in the genocide fight you'd get it.
He can't change shit or save/load so he's become kind of a nihilist and is lazy out of hopelessness/depression.
While the "Underfell" edgy bullshit art looks cool, I really don't understand it. It looks like a dumb concept. An excuse for the 15 yr old girls who want toboneSans.
>>126815017
you monster
>>126813835
I love you, Dunkle Sans. But, like, in a platonic way.
>>126815060
>implying I have a working scanner or anything like that
fu fu fu
>>126815089
Til I'm a 15 year old girl
>>126814716
That you so much, Anon.
I think I'll actually print that post and put it on my wall.
>>126813801
>raping the skeleton
>ever
At least there's no shitty canned peach tongue involved.
Fucking hell.
Never trust Mongolia, those fuckers will always turn on you.
Now that my Civ game is over, how about a request?
(I am this guy http://imgur.com/a/5K8mG )
xth for the best Undertale mashup I've ever heard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6WQ-MVPWdU
>>126815228
That's why you play as Mongolia. Git gud.
May I have a very annoying Mettaton with Alphys
IM TIRED
>>126815228
draw edgegoat
>>126815228
Mongorian Genocide Frisk or Asriel shitposting on 4chins.
>>126815228
Frisk almost shouting out a bad word, only to be interrupted by Woshua cramming a magic bar of soap in Frisk's mouth to wosh it
>>126814303
They're basically Imaginary friends for adults; mentally questionable adults.
Where do you think you're going?
Isn't it lunch time?
Not for you, pal. We've got a surprise waiting for you in the main hall.
>>126815218
You sure?
>>126815329
if asriel was experiencing a pleasant temperature while frisk was cold, his fur would be acting as an insulator
and therefore his fur wouldn't be that warm
plz
>>126815193
No problem, I believe being creative is important to enjoying life so it's nice to help motivate people.
also remember to use a reference whenever you can
>>126815329
>bothering your brother instead of comforting your mother
If dad ain't there, you're the man of the house after all.
>>126815318
breddy gud/10
those are some fun suggestions
>>126815328
elaborate
Gay shit?
>>126814823
Most of that I agree with, but he does have depression and his mouth can move to an extent.
I do hate it when people shrink his mouth for the sake of making him look more attractive/"bishie" or overly cute though. If you claim to be attracted to him as he actually is then why go through all that work to pretty him up then? Makes it clear they're not in love with him but the idea of him they've projected in their heads, which also explains all the wildly OOC shit about him.
>>126815218
I'm with you. I don't mind it, but I don't necessarily want to see it in every single image.
I was 100% up with ecto dick when it was first conceived and I didn't really understand the staunch opposition to it when it sprang up, but now I kinda get it. Without relying on magic, sexualizing the skeletons forces the artist to be more interesting, subtle and nuanced rather than just having them stand there with their cocks/tongues out.
>>126815572
basically him buzzing around her making fun of her crush on undyne meanwhile she's about to die of embarrassment
>>126815506
kek
>>126815529
his fur would assist to insulate Frisk's skin as wellDON'T YOU EVER SUGGEST CUDDLING THE GOAT WOULD NOT BE AS PLEASANT AS IMAGINED
>>126814694
Thank you, fellow Anon, words of appreciation are always nice to come across.
I'm glad those shapes came out well despite being made entirely with a mouse.
You may have just given me the motivation to finish it.
Have some rare pkbunny to cheer you up.
>>126815598
>Ooc shit
Explain
>>126814196
>I picked up drawing rather late in life (at 15, maybe 16 years old)
Hey, don't feel too bad. I still occasionally make a futile effort at doodling at 28.
What the hell is this "nice mindbreak" thing I saw a couple of threads back? It seems. Weird. But I'm curious so. Yeah.
xth for UnderJailstarts at 2:01:00
twitch dot tv/vargskelethor/v/31014920
>>126815584
>safe handling instructions
Lost it. Needs a picture of that label of Asriels dong.
>>126815725
>needing an excuse to cuddle the göt
>>126814802
>AND WILL NEVER POST IT ON /UTG/
but...why?
>>126814875
shit taste desu
>>126815658
I just can't do sexualized skeletons unless they have good humanized designs.
Who in their right mind would want to getbonedby something that wouldn't feel good pressed up against you?
I mean, at least gotefuckers like something with flesh and muscle. That would be fine.
You can't evenkissthe skeletons.
Please just merge with indie games general
Utg was fun, but it's time to let it die
>>126815847
>flesh and muscle
don't forget the silky soft fur
>>126815778
>"nice mindbreak"Is that what happened to papyrus?
>>126815598
I'm in love with canon Sans nonny
I love his stout proportions and huge grin and weird skull shape and plain hoodie and all of it
I don't like fanon Sans.
>>126815759
Stuff like Sans the open ultra brooder or super-smooth sexy dom. This from the guy who uses legendary fartmaster as a secret code word for his srsbzns work.
>>126815418
>"Boobi-MPUFFF!"
>>126815878
Fishfuckers and lizardfuckers apply too.
>>126815228
Snowdrake and Chilldrake trying to hide Frisk's body after Snowy accidentally killed him with his ice cold puns.
You know
One of these days I'm going to hug another anon
Maybe we won't know that we're both anons
But it'll happen
well?
>>126815970
me me
>>126815870
I'm actually dreading that day because I don't give enough fucks about other indie games.
>>126815847
>Implying I can't kiss that smooth, silky bone head of his
>>126815812
Because I can't be bothered buying a good camera or something to scan it with.
>>126815778
I'd say it's something like slowly doing nicer and nicer things for someone, getting really close, then asking them to do lewder and lewder things as the days go by.
At least that's what I'd hope it'd be.
Undyne the Undying vs The Legend Never Dies
Who wins?
>>126815671
I think you grossly overestimate my abilities but okay
>>126812169
Threadly reminder that Chara learnt to become a monster from watching you the player.
>That's right, don't blame yourself. Blame me. -Chara
>>126815847
You can kiss the skeletons, they just can't kiss back.When I've written smut it's always been like... Skell just presses their mouth/face against the other party's mouth. It's the artifice of it, I guess.
>>126815985
Gotebutt or bust.
>>126815885
is that kylo ren cosplaying as undyne
>>126815970
Just go hug a stranger outside, they're all anonymous to you anyway.
>>126815986
I hope it's you too qt
>>126815812
The heathens can't appreciate the finer things in life. Don't waste your time throwing pearls to the swine, brother.
>>126815885
where the fuck is this image from
>>126815997
>>126816035
Yup, I just can't do it.
>>126816018
I apologize. You don't have to.
>>126815870
/utg/ is far from dead. We go through way too many threads per day because there's still a ton of content being made regularly.
If we got merged with /igg/ now we'd just turn it into /utg/ 2.0 and drive out everything else.
>>126816068
jon snow
>>126815985
who's top right?
>>126816023
They needed someone to blame, so they cast it on her. A dead kid.
>>126815985
>>126815913
I like you
But I also like sexy Dom Sanz tying me in his brothers doghouse and treating me like the disobedient puppy I am
OH god /utg/ what have you done to me
>>126816068
Nah, the nose isn't huge enough.
>>126815985
>>126816014
The legend never dies anon. He became unstoppable.
>>126816141
Naw I should probably leave my comfort zone or some shit like that
drawing is scary
>>126815870
If you're not going to think of us, at least think of /igg/. Do they really deserve our shitposting and goatlust?
>>126815747
Aw, thanks Anon. That is a rare gote.
>>126816191
>her
Follow the path of Walker and end yourself.
>>126816178
>>126816191
>implying it matters who is at fault when the world has been destroyed and everyone is dead anyways
>>126816205
that's absolutely ooc for sans
so you're not attracted to his personality, which leaves his body...
why is a dessicated corpse sexy
>>126816127The future
>>126815987
OFF is good
It's also short & free
I recommend it
>>126815985
Finally, I have an excuse to repost this.
>>126816275
I followed the path where Walker kills anyone who disagrees with him :^)
>>126816275
>IMPLYING
>>126816275
It seems more people on /utg/ headcanon Chara as a girl.
Is it just me or do I think Chara is better as a boy and Frisk as a girl?
>>126816068
This was my exact thought when I saw the picture.
Someone should do a Star Wars Parody of Undertale now.
>>126816205
Time to wosh uself with fire.
>>126815759
Thanks for posting this image, I've never seen it before. I like stuff kind of jokingly portraying Sans and that rabbit as fwb.
>>126815913
> ultra brooder
Almost verbatim from a long conversation I had with someone today (that made me feel better about all of this): I don't get why there are so many images of Sans crying during the genocide fight or over Papyrus' remains. There is nothing in the game to suggest that's his reaction. His anger is a very cold kind of anger rather than the explosively angry genocide fight fanart floating around, or anything that has him tearful.The only time he cries is when he's a Lost Soul within Asriel, and even that is implied rather than outright shown.
> super-smooth sexy dom
I understand where this comes from, but... It's also still just wrong.
>>126816240Here's the image which prompted that response.
>>126816319
And gets shot to death by the next marine patrol that sees his crazy ass walking around. Good job lad.
>>126816285
>>126815985
how can you have thickzard with a dingly little turd-tail
>>126816330
I prefer both as guys, but ultimately it doesn't matter
>>126816014
Undyne got gud.
But not gud enough.
>>126816301
Second opinion here. Fun RPG full of surreal symbolism, straight up my alley.
>>126816330
Yeah I always thought of them like that too
>>126816301
>don't give enough fucks about other indie games
Anon I am the worst person to do this to.
>>126816310
Gasster
>>126816330
I don't headcanon them as anything, but Frisk always strikes me as a boy's name and Chara as a girl's, though I have zero logic behind that.
>>126816390
>He didn't achieve the Welcome To Dubai ending
Get buried in the sand, kid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZZJDsKtj3U
>>126816205
That's okay, Anon.
I never thought I'd sexualize skeletons out of all things.I got a thing for innocence play, and Papyrus hits up that alley right in
Have you ever thought about a general where everything is exactly the same, except you don't exist?
>>126816501
Reading comprehension, retard. Go back to your 2deep4u edgelord simulator.
>>126816293
Help me please undertale turned me into a necro with a pet play fetishist :(
>>126816442
I like female Frisk x Asriel. Am I trash yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkEA2BJOhxo
reminder that the edgegoat sounds like Julian CasablancasI listened to the entire Strokes discography earlier imagining it was Asriel and it was so great
>>126816336
Who's Kylo Ren? Flowey or Edgegote?
>>126816585
Are they at least both boys?
>>126816580
Undertale didn't turn you into anything.
>>126816539
Yep, it's the ones I sleep throughthey're better
>>126816573
>Implying they're gonna find Walker before he dies of dehydration
It's like you didn't even play the game. Also, stay mad kid.
>>126816592
I really don't hear it anon, Im sorry.
>>126816014
undyne levels dex
>>126816014
3 on 1 with fishfags in their waifu builds helping her outthe legend kills them all
>>126816606
Edgegoat because edgegoat is a whiny little prettyboy bitch that thinks hes hot shit
>>126816580
Lrn2better taste, it's like missing time when the images weredumpedbut getting a fetish for Toriel scat but because of people complaining about it.
>>126816585
Playing with those big fluffy ears
man I want a goat
but I imagine male goats get aggressive and female goats get too penetrated by sexless people
>>126816292
why does this screenshot remind me of ride to hell
>>126816716but he is hot
>>126816606
post-pacifist flowey
>>126816623
reading comprehension?
or transman firsk?
>>126816673
>Stay mad kid
Lmao, you sound pretty upset if you have to show how t-t-totally n-not mad you are and keep replying. Again, go back to your 2deep4u edgelord simulator. I know getting upset is a regular pasttime of the Chara autist, but it really isn't healthy.
>>126816726
you will never try toriel's secret buttspie, anon
>>126816585
Why would you, thats the best ship around
>>126816716
But he's not even pretty. He's got nice nice hair, skin, and build and some of the fanart makes him look good but Adam Driver is a total butterface.
>>126816014
Charges, gets parried, dies. WELL WHAT IS IT.
You have been indicted.
FFFFFFFF
*(Feeling of being watched.)
>>126816892
AT ASSES
>>126816798
Yes you are. Your unparrelled autismo couldn't ignore someone else calling Chara a girl, and it got you where you are right now. You can't play dumb with me, boy.
How long are you gonna keep shitposting?
>>126816790
Post-Pacifist Flowey is kinda reformed though.
>>126816937
yeah he's being seduced by the light
>>126816914
WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!
>>126816965
Go to bed Toriel
>>126816369
gaster's text:
YOU HEARD CORRECT
I'M LISTENING
CONSIDER IT DONE
RING RING NEAT
OH SHIT!!!!!
Would you replay Undertale in Occulust Rift, anon?
>>126816914
>>126816014
I'm surprised enough people here know dank souls dank memes to give this replies.
>>126816861
I like masked dudes/any character that you never get to see the face of, so I was lusting pretty hard through that film up until the very moment he removed the helmet.
The magic was gone. Very gone.
>>126816936
K buddy, keep justifying your spergout. It's really kind of funny.
>>126812449
>lewd fics with decent concepts but the most horrid OOC sans
>lewd fics with decent writing but shit concepts
We can't ever win. Even in the pastebin there's only a few I like.
>>126816859
Someone on another website said "You can always tell furry artists from non-furry artists, even when they're drawing the same character. This one's furry." referring to your picture.
It was drawn by the Two Kinds guy. I understand what that guy was talking about.
>>126817025
WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHY ANON THREAD IS OVER
>>126817025
>>126817025
long time no see
>>126812640
Oh shit yeah. Thanks for delivering to the whatever crowd.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tk6BOyhex3o
>>126817071
DO NOT ENGAGE
REPORT, HIDE, IGNORE
>>126817038
>your spergout
Nice projecting.
Keep squealing though, special ed. I love it how desperate people like you get when they're proved wrong.
>>126817025
>>126817049
At least you have a ton of lewds to choice from. Asgore only gets a handful and most of them are Toriel x Asgore
>>126817071
>>126817087
Don't
>>126816684
It's mostly down to personal preference anywaysthe thought just makes me giddy
>you will never make your gote do this face while you're in bed with him
why live?
>>126817025
GG boys, see you next thread
remember to report and ignore the catfuckers
>>126817130
Holy shit, the sheer butthurt in this post. You're pretty pathetic.
>>126817012
But she poops from there. Or something.
>>126817159
just go on /y/ if you don't like torgore
>>126817071
>responding
you're literally as bad as him
>>126817154
cats are pretty unsexy desu senpai baka
>>126817171Im actually quite jealous you have a perfect voice in your head to me he just sounds like how i wish i sounded. Enjoy your goat band, friend!
>>126817025
bunch of goddamn newfags don't know how to respond to a shitposter with a theme
>>126817049
I h-hope mine is one of the ones you like anon.
But seriously, while we're here, let me know what you like/want to see more of (conceptually, I'd rather throw myself on a fire than write a completely OOC Sans) and maybe I'll do it if I'm inspired and not too put off by the fact that I feel like my writing's competing with around 100~ other ones like it now.
After all, the first one ever written was done by me specifically for you guys because I like/respect utg a lot more than Tumblr.
>Be me
>Be a papyrus hater
>have a dream about being comfy with papyrus cooking etc
>I have really mixed feelings now
What do.
>>126817196
good, im not into bestiality
>>126817025
>have one of those extensions that opens up thumbnails
>cat
>mfw
>>126817016
What part of you -wasn't- expecting to find an angsty 20 something barely out of his teens with a bad complexion under there?
They were laying it on pretty thick that Ben Solo is a -fucking dweeb- tryharding to be like Pappy Vader.
>>126817217
monsters don't poop
>>126817221
/y/ is just for skeleton and robot fuckers though
MMMMMOOODDDSSSSSS
>>126817210
Chara is a girl in my headcanon and there's nothing your autism can do about it.
>>126817273
generally but what they're attached to takes priority
>>126817274
stay strong, keep away from skelefaggery
>captcha: pasta or noodles
>>126817221
Ah, a fellow torgore friend.
>>126817159
Damn, I feel you, anon. Even the lizard seems more popular than the big bara goat.Though most lizard stuff is also terrible, being a lizardfag is suffering too.
>>126817274
accept
>>126817332
Alright, chris-chan, we get it. Sonic's arms are blue and Sega are a bunch of meanies. Got any more memes you want to parrot to look "smug" while the bitter tears stream down your face?
>>126817309
Better tell that to all the chocolate toriel images
>>126817290
that's racist
>>126817303Not the same anon, but that first scene with him and the start of the movie made me think he could be a pretty good villain, shame he turned to be such an incompetent pussy
xth for Mettaton is best JoJo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQfbaHI4I70
Why has no one drawn a comic about Gaster's little underling things, like monochrome Monster Kid?
Does he possess them?is that what happens when you fall into the inky black body thing?
>>126817274
>Be a papyrus hater
That's a thing?
why?
>>126817271
Which one did you write? That will help me get an idea and give better advice.
Also personally I'm okay with some OOC, it's almost impossible to avoid when it comes to sans and lewd anyway. But some things are just instant turn offs, for me one of those things is dirty talking because it feels so out of character for him, like extremely out of character.
Temfags ww@
>>126817274
I didn't think I would like Papyrus either. It's felt more like he was gonna be a reoccurring enemy trying to stop you through the entire game instead of a total bro. If it's wasn't for him sparing your ass after his big attack, I would have probably killed him instead.
He became my favorite Character right at the Date, and how he actually manage to make you friends with Undyne. How can anyone hate the tall skele after that?
>>126817274
>be papyrus hater
you dare
>>126817025
it's wrong, but those balls are cute
>>126817539
kUte!
>>126817383nah, I'm a /ss/inner. Don't have a problem with the ship but it's not my cup of tea.
>>126817457
That's just fanon stuff requested by torielfag.I like to think toby put in the no pooping bit just to poke fun at him since a big chunk of that art, if not all of it was requested by him
>>126817539
Gave up Tem for thick
>>126817523
>stretching sans
cute patoot
>>126817523
I did Cobalt and Azure (the latter is gay, since anons were rightfully complaining about the overwhelming amount of Sans paired with female readers for POV pieces).
I know what you mean about dirty talk. It's fucking awkward and jarring.
http://strawpoll.me/6394260
>>126817621
is this more up your ally?
>>126812802
>>126817560
>>126817493
I just initially hated him I saw him a nothing more than an egotistical fool. Then my dreams and daydreams that completely cut out my surroundings showed me a different perspective.
>>126817539
hOII prefer thick but Tem is cute.
>>126817621
Actually I think it's poking fun at rpgs that have no bathrooms anywhere in the game world.
>All your friends are imaginary
>>126817248
>implying I don't wish to sound like that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToTNGU8Zaww&feature=youtu.be&t=48
Just sharing in hopes that some other anon knows these feels, but it was this verse specifically that made me realize it
and also https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xt4ii2UEJ08cuddling him and hearing him talk with that voice, man
>>126817539
h0i!
>have my first unertale dream last night
>lying in bed, so tired I can't keep my eyes open
>as I start to drift off, look at my doorway
>see the silhouette of Omega Flowey
>turn away
>see Gaster's face
>filled with dread
>they both rush at me
>try to cover face but move in slow motion
>wake up sweating
What does it mean /utg/
>>126817892
Julian sounds too old to be Asriel in my opinion.
>>126817971
you want to get double penetrated by omega flowey and gaster
>>126817730
We need some art of this
>tfw gabe cover of gaster them
>tfw no finale,hopes and memes,asgore ones
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1451275434789.webm
I made a comic, what do you think /utg/
>>126818021
please yes
>>126817738
>http://pastebin.com/p8L8fjCkI never got to it yesterday, I'll try later today. Still at work.
>>126817808
Oh no, I wasn't saying that was the actual reason he put it in, I just think it would be funny if that was the actual reason.
>>126818020
thank you dream appraisal anon
>>126818060
I'm honestly surprised that joke wasn't made in game.
>>126817971
Welcome to the dream party, anon!
I've been getting a lot of Undertale dreams lately as well. Most were with father sans through.
>>126817808
Temmie is cute, CUTE
>>126815051
',:^)
>>126818154
>>126818060
Saved, Anon.
Keep up the good work!
>>126818060
funny comic but the joke doesn't make too much sense
someone had to have come to knock on the door
>>126818060
Tumblr-level humour
First two panels are the funniest thing about it
Everybody post your awkward/lewd/cool dreams If you where lucky enough to have any about the characters
>>126817649
>>126817672
I recognize the names, but I can't find them in the pastebin?
>>126817661
Very cute, the glasses just make it even better
>>126818327
I went to sell Undyne and Alphys some hot animes but my boss caught me and my pants fell down
>>126818327
Just sex with Alphys mainly.
More like
>>126817808
and less thick posting pls
>>126818327
I just dreamed about Toriel being in that one picture from Gone With the Wind, where shes dancing in the yellow flower field. And then I saw it in the thread the next day. It was fucking weird.
>>126817016
We already knew who was playing him beforehand though, a quick google check of the cast and I knew not to expect much.
What baffles me is all the Tumblrinas who were expecting him to be ugly and scarred under the mask, and were surprised because he turned out to actually be "beautiful". Yeah. But they like Foot Smith and Cuntbach so I guess I shouldn't be surprised.
>people hating on OCs
>meanwhile "Gaster"
>>126818340
Sorry, I went and had a look and realized that not all of the works are organized by title.
> http://pastebin.com/G3Rdu3m1
And I'm not even sure Azure is in there now that I looked, so
> http://archiveofourown.org/works/5011066
>>126818327
>go to movie theater
>Theater is packed almost completely full
>sit in the middle
>undertell cast comes in
>everyone grabs a seat except for Asgore because there is none left
>comes up to me and asks if he can share my seat
>say okay then somehow on floor sitting in his lap
>wake up
yeah I don't know
>>126818551
Gaster's weird. He almost doesn't exist, and yet he's huge.
>>126817774
>I saw him a nothing more than an egotistical fool
His dialogue right before and after his boss fight told me otherwise.
>>126818551
Sometimes I think to myself that maybe Undertale would be a lot better without Sans and Papyrus.
I mean Sans can continue being the hammer of justice near the end of the game but Papyrus not existing would set a completely different tone.
His role is basically to show the player that Monsters are big doofs and if the first real boss you encountered was Undyne, you'd really feel that you're in a kill or be killed world. You wouldn't feel bad about defending yourself and your motivation to befriend her would be a lot scarier since you wouldn't feel like you're doing it for Papyrus.
Despite him being one of my favorite characters, I just kind of wish he was just gone. Then Undertale probably wouldn't be so black and white. You'd leave from Toriel who teaches you not to kill and then you'd encounter a monster who was actually out for your blood where sparing isn't an obvious choice.
Thank god, it's all over. 40+ tries. Fuck damn.
>>126818269
nobody came to answer it
>>126818621
people love speculation.
anything where there's secret stuff like Gaster, especially when you have shit like the 17th entry, the gaster followers and the big grey door that appears in waterfall.
>>126818712
But Genocide run literally exists.
I didn't enjoy this game.
>>126818719
>he actually killed him
Hope you enjoyed you bad ending anon
>>126818773
so?
>>126818712
I wish you couldn't directly spare Papyrus and instead had to actually lose the fight three times in order to progress without killing him.
>>126818551
>brilliant royal scientist
>sans and papyrus's dad
>messed with time shit
>was in a gay relationship with asgore
there's a lot of canon facts about him
>>126818327
>Force someone to give me oral in the middle of the street
>Come back home
>Father sans is waiting for me
>He gives me one of those anti-sex propaganda puzzle books with questions and shit in it
>Instead I just draw him and Papyrus bone and other shit
>"Wake up" to another dream before I could even give it to him
>Would have probably laughed like a idiot and phase through the floor if I did
>>126818712
>no punny skel
>no innocent skeleton skel
>better
>>126818797
>Bad ending
Not in my standards, anon. Then again, I do have extremely low standards.
>>126818471
Sorry anon, most of my lewds or near-lewds are thick. Have a moderately thick fig, in peace.
http://strawpoll.me/6394403
More options
>>126818839
>>He gives me one of those anti-sex propaganda puzzle books with questions and shit in it
>>Instead I just draw him and Papyrus bone and other shit
Isn't that fan art?
Gaster is fun because he's obviously got a big role in things, but he can simultaneously be basically anything.
I think your dissing Jasonafex really got to him, /utg/
now he's starting furry drama
>>126818327
Dream was basically AU where the barrier only effected monsters, and a bunch of childhood friends and I would explore the underground persona 3 style. Sleeping pills often result in complex long dreams for me.
>>126818896Post 'em
>>126818958
He literally isn't
>>126818958
Who?
>>126814094
But seriosuly, what's the source of this image?
>>126818712
It would change the tone of the game for sure, but I don't think it would be better. I think the fact that you need to make a conscious choice to kill in spite of what's presented to you makes it much more meaningful.
Also Papyrus/Undyne phone calls were one of the best things in the game.
>>126818947
I approve of that image. Not because I believe it's my headcanon, but because it's BOLD
>>126818926
I meant inside the propaganda puzzle book, anon.
Most questions were filled with You are a shit and other stuff.
>>126818958
no1curr
>>126819013
but he is
>>126818712
Sometimes I think to myself that maybe Undertale would be a lot better if it didn't exist, so this cesspool of a thread would've never come into existence.
>>126819024
don't worry pal, i got you covered mate
So i just finished pacifist for the first time
Yeah doing genocide first was probably a bad idea, but i wanted the cute. Missed out on a lot of story, but im happy with it regardless.
but what the fuck was up with that ending, I chose to stay with toriel. How different would it have been if i didn't do genocide first?
>>126819009
Not gonna spam this thread into oblivion, since I did that with lizard last night, but you can have my favorite image.
>>126813835I like Fish Bones
>>126814402
I wish there was more of this. I've always really liked nicecream guy and burgerpants. Maybe burger pants could work with him and wouldn't be so stressed out anymore. :3c
>>126819056
you could say the same about fallout, or counterstrike, or MOBAs, and warcraft (and, by virtue of that, warhammer fantasy as well), and team fortress. and valve, and EA, and mass effect, and RPGs, and video games, and 4chan, and the internetget over yourself
>>126819053
i need details
what is he salty about now?
>>126819090
Genocide only adds the like second long difference of 'YOU WERE EVIL ALL ALONG' at the end.
If you go with Toriel, it's you turning into Chara in bed. If you don't, it's a group shot of the main cast with Chara instead of Frisk and everyone else's face X'ed out.
>>126818579
only read cobalt but it's pretty good, it has nice setup without feeling too plot heavy like a lot of lewd fics end up doing (no I do not want to read your 30 chapter long lewd sans/reader fic AO3)
It's definitely one of the better fics around!
>>126819087
pls stop japing me
>>126819105
>worst character
I am displeased, mister
>>126819024Subway
>>126818958
What's going on now?
I heard they stopped making the comic because of ''shitposting'' which I gather just means any response which isn't positive.
>>126819179
I DID say the same about all of those you mentioned, and more.
Much more. Much, much more.
>>126819159
http://pastebin.com/fXJaZG61
>>126819184
>people shit talk him on e621
>he responds with "your desperation doesn't stop me being popular and successful"
>makes a journal telling people to be considerate of artists
>everyone laff
>>126819224
But anon, that's not Jerry.Is Catty more to your liking?
>>126819224
Plebian taste, anon.
>>126819087
ok now i really want the sourcepls
Hey guys, I finallybeat OFFafter seeing someone else post about it here. I had a pretty good time. Would recommend.
>>126812519
No, but I'm working on mypartnertulpa though
>>126819241
>one valid criticism in a sea of shitposting
>I really don't see why he's reacting that way, he just doesnt like people who disagree with him
>>126819087
s a u c e ?
>>126818579
Just read it and I'm not even a Sans fan but I really liked it for what it was. Glad it was pretty in-character.
>>126819337
Did it play music?
>>126818958
This was the guy drawing that dumb Asriel x Toriel comic right?
Good furry drama is always the dumbest kind of drama
>>126819307
Purrfect.
>>126819315
I just can't help disliking her for being literally the worst
>>126819337
yeah I was beating off to asriel earlier
pretty fun
>>126819087
I don't like this imagebecause it looks like something I drew. How the face looks, how the sketch lines look, I draw exactly likes this. It makes me wonder if I somehow did this and forgot about it
>>126819334
i'd assume most of it is mayonnaise
>>126813042
Chara as Richard
Papyrus as Beard
>>126819408
Yes
>>126819337
i beat off to the judge, but then i stopped because i needed to reconsider my life
>>126819480
You seem really good at drawing sub sandwiches anon
>>126819480
Well, now you gotta commit and share your art.
>>126819481
Jokes on you i didn't called the sauce meme
outcooled
Post stuff drawfags made for you
>>126819567
BUT ANON, YOU CAN'T BE COOL UNLESS YOU USE CAPS LOCK
CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
>>126817672
>I did cobalt.
!!!
Not the anon you were talking to, but that's one of my favorite fics I've had the pleasure to read.
Love the way you write, live the little touches you ad to the characters, like when Sans kicks off his slippers across the room.
Just struck me as something that fit within in his personality and stuck with me for some reason.
Have an ass pat anon.
And keep up the great work!
>>126819480
Unless you have a Tumblr, you didn't.You probably should draw lewds.
>>126819567
what if he has dyslexia?
>>126819421
I guess you're entitled to your opinioneven if it's wrong.
>>126819553
I don't have any of my shitty sketches just take my word for it :)
>>126819610
I miss the guy.
>>126819273
Don't do it Tony!
>>126819480
Gee anon, I guess you're going to have to redraw the image for us and also more of the same
>>126819087
>mfw im eating at subway right now
>>126819551
>one day there will be a fetish for sub sandwiches because of this kind of censoring
>several anons will be able to produce photorealistc art of subs in lewd activities.
i think we got another tiles thing soon.
>>126819543thanks op i came on cat she hiss at penis
>>126819660
>just take my word for it :)
>on an anonymous imageboard
You're cruisin' for a bruisin' now, anon.
>>126819193
Thanks anon, that means a ton to me, especially since I feel vaguely pushed out of the circle by said 30-chapter-long fapfics.
I'm pretty slow to write and I favor polished standalone pieces over long things, but generally, it seems/feels like fans prefer the huge multichapter business. All the stuff with the most hits and highest ratings are always things with at least 15 chapters. I can't keep up with that. People basically begged me to do long chaptered things way back there but I can't.
>>126819406
I try. After all, it's Sans that I like, not my pre-conceived fetishes/interests merely wearing Sans as a skin.
This is my pet peeve with drawn Undertale porn too.Fuck those "ooohh daddy dom~ spank me and make me call you daddy, sans~ also worship my chubby body" people.
>>126819669
He also did this one for me.
>>126819714
stick your dick in your sandwich and post pics
>>126817025
why
>>126819837
I fucking love these
>>126819784
Sans' face in that pic really bothers me in a bad way for some reason. I think it's uncanny valley.
>>126819784
Really? Personally I prefer standalone stories or only a few chapters long. I guess for me it's because the moment there's a full on set up, I can't identify with the whole 'reader' part anymore which makes the fic loose all meaning.
I wouldn't care too much about AO3 ratings, I mean one of the higher kudo'd fics is with a set up of frisk being the reader's kid (but pretending that it's their younger sibling!) which alone makes me not want to go near that thing. And it has like 35 chapters.
>>126818327
I don't have lewd dreams because I'm not a lewd person, but I have nice, cute ones now and again.
>Papyrus and Undyne are collecting firewood in Snowdin
>Papyrus asks Undyne how she breathes air if she's a fish monster with gills
>Undyne shrieks 'WHAT HAVE YOU DONE', falls to the ground, and clutches at her throat, gasping like she's suffocating
>Papyrus panics and shouts for help, running in circles and crying hysterically
>Undyne throws a stick at him and laughs, asks him how he breathes when he lacks lungs entirely
>he's too upset to answer, so Undyne does jazz hands and says 'We're maaaaagic!'
>Papyrus can't stop crying and asks Undyne if she's really okay
>Undyne feels guilty and hugs him
>>126819714
>hungry as fuck
>got to that point in hunger where it feels real acidic? uncomfortable in your neck like your stomach acid's eating at your esophagus
is there a word for that shit?
>>126819916
Have some more then.
>>126820043
yeah its called go eat mate
WHOA!!
LOOK AT HOW CUTE
>>126819610
Help I'm not gay but have had at least four lewd dreams about asriel and I hate him. What do?
>>126819714
is it nice and fresh?
>>126819670
Fucking Tony man
>>126820061
I don't think this one was him, but there's just something about post-it note sketches that are very cute. probably because they're all very simple.
>>126820081
>go eat mate
i'm not into vore
>>126820085
it looks like mabel
who is also worst character.
>>126820085
Chara is such a cutie, I wannahugher hard
>>126820169
Suck my dick, faggot.
>>126819334
>>126819398
>>126819198
That teasing anon was pissing me off for long enough.
Here is your source:
http://twilightsuccubus.tumblr.com/image/135148786897
>>126820043
acid reflux disorder
>>126820085
Oh shit, that IS cute!
>>126820169
stop talking shit because it makes people who actually want asriel dreams and can't have them envious
>>126820172
Don't even think about it, Anon.
>>126817621
>>126817457
>>126817309
>>126817217
Monster food is 100% energy with no excess waste.
If they eat human food, they'll poop.
>>126820172
no
>>126820025
Seems like the usual hijinx that those two would get on to.
This general is still alive?
How?
Is it the porn? I'm ok if it's just that, i like porn.
>tfw cucked by fucking Pardo in a lewd dream.
>>126820283>On the second sandwich orgy pic posted you could spot some of Asriel's balls
>>126820434
it's all the shitty contentfagging
>>126820283
I'm going to be honest.
I was about to post a link before someone knocked on my door.
>>126816191
>Spent like £10 to get that badge on steam
And I don't regret it.
>>126820491
aka the porn
>>126820434
>if you don't like it, leave
>>126820434
a little porn, a little DETERMINATION, and a lot of goat love
and a sprinkle of love for fish and lizards
>>126819763I'm on it.
>>126820372
Do monsters have the proper guts and organs to process human food? Did they eat the same food as us before being trapped down there and only started making pure energy magic food because they couldn't grow crops/herd animals?
>>126816330
I always thought the other way round. Ultimately though, I like them both whatever they are
>>126820516
what badge?
>>126820007
Personally I prefer standalones for porn and long stories for serious works unless it's vignettes.
Maybe it's my upbringing or whatever, but I personally like to keep porn/sex completely from everything else completely, even the courtship process part of a relationship. Fucking in the middle of an actual story takes me totally out of it.
>>126819970
Probably because his cranium proportions are all fucked up. Too narrow and his eyes are too low on his head.
>>126820449
Did your GF comment on his thick skin?
>>126819970
It does border on uncanny, doesn't it?
>>126820007
Yeah, you're right. I've just been writing for about 10 years and never, ever experienced the level of attention/acclaim as I did for Cobalt (and another one with Mettaton in it, but that's unrelated). The encouragement really impelled me forward and I started really writing again, it was a good feeling. Sucks that it's over now, but that's life.
That fic is really weird by the way. And while we're complaining about wildly popular fics, another one that bothers me is "Bonetrousled by Glamour"... why is it in second person? It's not a reader insert piece, the reader is supposedly seeing things from Papyrus' perspective.
I've talked about this here before (I'm sure there are anons out there exasperated about it), but Cobalt was among the first Undertale fics and the first Sans/Reader, necessitating the second-person perspective. It was a fapfic for /utg/ that got ridiculously popular without warning. Judging by the writing that came in the period after it, I feel like I set some terrible precedent that 2nd person perspective is in any way appropriate for ordinary writing. It's fucking not.
>>126820571
They lived with humans before, they must have the guts still
>>126820169
I once had a dream about fucking Papyrus and I'm not even gay or a skelefucker. Still not, by the way.
Guess there was a lot of canned peaches being posted the night beforehand.
>>126820546
>sub sounds
>>126820571
> Do monsters have the proper guts and organs to process human food?
Some do, presumably, yes.
Sans and Papyrus are completely incapable of eating human/non-magic food for this reason. We see this actually happen with Sans when he sips a drink in one of the Undertale stretch reward videos and it just runs through his body and spills everywhere.
>>126820546
>Sub sounds
>>126820571
I think they probably digest all food through their soul, or something. Maybe human food just takes a lot longer for them to digest since there's more physical mass to it?
>>126820530
Never said i don't like Undertale, i loved it.
I'm just genuinely surprised over the longevity of this generaland tried to subtly ask for lewd goat
>>126819087
>jan deletes this but leaves the cat dick webm up
>>126820902
are you surprised?
under hiro's rule, janitors are literally shitposters
Haven't been here for like a week. Anything interesting happen?
I want to draw something. Maybe Undyne I dunno.
>>126820882
I figured, I'm just messing with you. We get a lot of >how does this general still exist
posts every time someone shoots them down.
>>126820981
Good one.
>>126819970
Probably because it looks more like a real life child's skull there than Sans himself.
>>126820631
The Undertale foil badge on steam.
It's the 'real' knife, aka what Chara's holding in that picture
This is pretty fun.
>>126820981
Not sure about interesting, but I posted a story
http://pastebin.com/A1mCGQ92
>>126820993
draw very sweaty undyne
dworven made an attempt but it was just not the sweat I was looking for
>>126820981
Nothing of much interest outside of Christmas-related fanart on the 24/25.
>>126821089
>That sidemouth
Otherwise, quite hot
>>126821097
I was going to request a lewd lizard like I always do, but I didn't know I wanted this.
>>126821097
ew, gross.
>>126821016
Thanks, I try.
>>126821095
If this isn't about lewd Papyrus, I'm not sure it will keep my attention.
>>126821103
Yeah, fuck, I meant to be here on Christmas to horde new art.
>>126821009
So that's a no then?
>>126821232
oh well
>>126821234
....do you want me to post the lewd fishbones
Afternoon /utg/. I'm on lunch break from a positively boring day at work. How are things going for you?
Posting chapter list for the work I finished last night for the day crowd:
http://askull4everyoccasion.tumblr.com/post/135678724500/a-year-every-minute-chapter-list
>>126821280
You can if you want, but I am in no way attracted to Undyne.
>>126821097
>Sweaty Undyne
The only thing that comes to mind is her melting.
Hrm. Not sure how I feel. They both look a bit off.
>>126820981
Nothing much, there's still new content made everyday and that's about it.
>>126821346
The lack of correct skeletal anatomy on Papyrus is unsettling.
>>126821346
It's SFM, they'll always look off
>>126818851
>undyne
>nazi Germany
>not Imperial Japan
ONE. JOB.
>>126821346
>Papyrus is missing the black parts
TRASH! Why does everyone forget them?
Writefag here. SFW requests? Stories will be short.
>>126821435
>Sushi gets melted by nukes
>>126821480
Because?
>>126821574
Frisk and Asriel celebrating Christmas together.
>>126821346
The left actually looks like the in-game sprite, I'm not even sure why the right was made.
I love the Papyrus and Mettaton models, they're beautiful and precious and perfect.
>>126821234
>lewding Papyrus
You monster.
>>126821574
>>126820025
This, Anon
>>126821574
Papyrus attempting to get Sans to jazzercise
>>126821574
Toriel teaches Alphys how to cook, which goes well until Alphys has a damn panic attack.
>>126821537
>>126821594
Even that one gets it wrong.
>>126821634
Papyrus's model is good for the most part but hish head really bothers me. He's got a big jaw but his head isn't supposed to be that narrow and rectangular. It's like they went and stretched it F.A.N.G. style.
Mettaton's is great though and it's a shame nobody ever seems to do anything with it.
>notice memo app is open on phone
>apparently woke up in the middle of the night and wrote prompts for a bunch of chapters of savefic
Uhhh thanks sleepy me I guess?
>>126821637
At this point, it's all I'm known for. That guy that lewds Papyrus. What a legacy!
>>126821756
Have you considered Toby made those bits black just because it was a sprite and white would look weird?
>>126818851
Why soviet guy is fucking dead?
>>126821701
>>126821782
Now that's dedication.
Or obsession. Both are fine.
>>126818327
I only had one.
>Found out how to do some kind of alternate genocide run that's different after undyne
>Hotland had no power and the only lighting in the core was from all the lava, the atmosphere was honestly pretty relaxing minus all the killing
>Happstablook and Napstablook instead of Mettaton Neo, and it was an actual fight
>No idea why my hits did damage to them though
>Final boss wasn't Sans or Asgore, instead it was this weird group of humans
>After the last one died everything suddenly went black and Flowey appeared
>Can't remember his exact words but he seemed really happy with me and told me to check up on the game again after at least 3 days
>Check up on the internet and a ton of other people were talking about getting the ending today, most thought it was something secret that was unlocked after a certain date
>Wake up
>It's been well over 3 days and still haven't dreamt about it again
I really wanted to know what he wanted to show me.
>>126821648
>i'm the fishbones writefag
Of course I'll write that crap
>>126821676
>i'm a skelefag
Of course I'll write that crap
>>126817303
>Pappy Vader
Papyrus Darth Vader when?
>>126821824
The middle of his spine would've been white if that was the case.
>>126821838
Cant live with COMMUNIZM
>>126821782
>write shitty paragraphs of goat hugs before bed
>wake up and read them
>they're shit
pls
>>126821839
>>126821701
>>126821537
All saved, it's too fucking adorable, anon!
>>126818851
Alphys should be Italy because she's fucking useless
Where new game, Toby
>>126818797
>>126818878
The True Genocide (True Pacifist. post-Genocide) ending necessarily isn't a "bad ending". It's just an ending.
I personally think it's the way the game is supposed to be played-- one plays through the game neutrally, then plays True Pacifist, then plays Genocide, then finally plays True Pacifist again (resulting in True Genocide).
The player is to supposed to fall down the same path that Flowey(Asriel) did. Trying to make everyone happy, then realizing it doesn't matter anyways-- so the player goes to kill out of curiosity, resulting in the True Genocide ending the next time the player plays True Pacifist (ashamedly attempting to right their wrongs).
In the end, I'm more than sure that Toby Fox created Undertale as an experience that is satire on the player (making fun of the player, i.e. Flowey's role).
>>126822082
Writing while tired is always a horrible idea.
>>126821839
You forgot borb
>>126822289
Not him but I'm exhausted right now andstill want to continue writing
What do I do?
>>126821701
Oh, I thought Toriel's hands were boobs for a second there.
>>126822227
Could Mozart still be alive?
>>126821824
Are you feeling any better? If I remember right, you were sick the last time I saw you around.
>>126821872
>someone wants a fic of my dream, and someone agreed to write it
Neat.
>>126822289
but it's the only time I ever feel like writing
;_;
>>126821839
>>126821701
>>126821537
Kirbytale is olev.
>>126822037
Because he's fag?
>>126822404
Sleep right now, write in the morning with all that extra time you got in the day by not staying up all night. Not only will it be more time, it'll be time better spent.
You are in charge of an Undertale hard mode. How do you go about it?
Greetings child. I have prepared a butterscotch cinnamon pie in celebration of your arrival. However, it will take a while to cool down.
>>126822404write anyway and post it before sleep
That way the internet knows your shame and you force yourself to improve in the sleepy writing realm
>>126821862
I'm sure half of these ideas are terrible and I'm going to toss them but I wrote a lot for a random blackout in the middle of the night
I'm legitimately alarmed
>>126821324
What is this nonsense? Everyone is gay for Undyne. Especially me.
>>126822548
But I'm PST, it is the morning. I wrote all of last night, too.Which was probably a bad idea.
>>126822563
Did you draw this? Looks promising.
>>126822572
REMOVE SNOWDRAKE
add bullets
>>126822584
jerk me off before bedtime, mom
>>126822584
(the batter tastes a bit like cinnamon toast crunch but the cinnamon is quite mild)
>>126822440
Thankfully, I'm doing fine now. Christmas went by without a hitch for once, and my apartment is clean. All is well in Papfic anon's world.
Thanks for asking, buddy. How are things on your end?
>>126822649
>gay for Undyne
That's the problemo, I prefer the company of men.
>>126822563
Keep going, pinkanon.
>>126822584
that looks like gravy desu senpai
>>126822757
Hopefully this isn't going to be another pasta post.
>>126822572
More Snowdrake, add cuddles.
>>126822757
>cinnamon flavor
wow what a shit mom, no wonder you got 8 of your kids killed
>>126822757
That looks really tasty but what am I gunna do while it cools off?
>>126822757
This is gonna be a butterstrophe, huh?
>>126821648
http://pastebin.com/16rbv6cG
Is Flowey's quote "in this world, it's kill or be killed" based on Digital Devil Saga "in this world, it's eat or be eaten"?
I mean, the developer already said he took SMT in inspiration for the "act" mechanic
next thread. post that omega flowey in a school uniform.For now, Have this horrifying image ofFrisk turning into Flowey
>>126822945what you usually do while waiting
>>126822901
When did he say "cinnamon flavor"? He said the cinnamon was mild, he could've used less or he might just be used to cinnamon. The author could've been a baby with cinnamon quantity, too.
>>126822440
aaaaand it's done. http://pastebin.com/16rbv6cG
Postbuns
>>126823043
Even the faint hint of cinnamon is too much desu
>>126822993
I've heard kill or be killed used in other things before
>>126823017
That's of frisk fused with Flowey. It's either a macabre interpretation of people who want to give flowey their soul to turn him back or an amalgamate of the two.
>>126823083
Okay
>>126818719
So what you're saying is
you had a bad time?
can anyone point me to some redeemable posts in this thread
>>126822993
Probably. That seems like a really plausible assumption.
Fuck man, going through this game for the first time, just got to ASGORE's house. Anyone else tear up? How did this make me cry? Simple story yet here I am with tears in my eyes.
>>126823083
Post REAL buns.
>>126822993
>he took the phrase from a gay VN(?)
no, the phrase "kill or be killed" is very common phrase.
>>126823242
GET OUT
>>126823242
yes anon. I started crying when entering New Home and didnt stop until I got the true ending. The game is precision nuke to the feels
>>126822572
Switch happy and optimistic with gritty and depressing. Add more bullets. Heavier music. At the end, everybody gets nuked and dies. There is a secret ending that I lead players on for weeks trying to find, which is literally just a Civil War poem during the nuke credits.
>>126823083
Hips!
>>126823262
The little bit of frisk back is the real lewd thing there
>>126823242
What the fuck are you doing here? You're not even half done with the game!
Come back after you fought the REAL last boss after becoming friend with Undyne and Papyrus.
>>126823242
fucking LEAVE and come back when you finish true pacifist ending
>>126823242
get out before spoilerssssss
also you haven't even gotten on the feel train yet
>>126823242
Well the story combined with the song is pretty tear inducing. Hell the song alone is tear inducing.
Anyways, leave the thread before you get spoiled, finish your run, play the true pacifist ending and then come back here.
>>126823278
>Digital Devil saga
>A gay VN
you what?
>>126823278
>DDS
>a gay VN
>>126823242
The feels have not even begun. Beat it, the do true pacifist and come back
How do i marry the goat
>>126813801
I feel dirty typesetting this.
>>126823465
You'll have to get through me first
I'm gonna marry the goat!
>>126823425
I wanna fuck that succubus.
So, I beat the game's neutral route, or I think I did, and chose to kill Asgore, got the flower cutscene and the game closed, now everytime I load it up, I get "glitchy" save file where I can only restart or enter a completely dark room where there's nothing do to
Should I just go get the other endings now? Can I at least go back to the Asgore fight to see what happens if I don't kill him
>>126822958
Pic + fic is super cute anon.
>>126823531
Shouldn't it be "penetrated"? I think he's supposed to be the bottom.
>>126823465
How do I cuddle with the goat
>>126823591
Walk up.
>>126823591
sigh
can someone post omega flowey in a school uniform?
>>126823531
I already knew I didn't like the bottom ones but now I double know.Thanks for the translation, broski.
>>126823648
You'll also have to get through me first
I'm gonna cuddle the goat!
>>126823591
are people really this dull? do people really not fiddle around with games and think outside the box even a little?
>>126822810
Glad to hear it. I've done nothing but play video games, lurk here, and generally laze about for the entirety of my break, and I'm starting to feel guilty for it.
>>126822958
>>126823051
Simple and cute, just how I like em. Thanks, friend.
>>126823591
>chose to kill Asgore
why would you do that though?
also yeah just walk around a bit
>>126823650
Ah, nvm
>>126823257
I hate you so much
>>126823648
With love and modding.
>>126823752
leave this place and don't come back until true ending
Undyne? More like UnDYKE.
>>126823772
my love burns bright
>>126823836
I get ya. Because dykes are lesbians. And she's in a gay relationship.
Good one, bro.
>>126823752
>Photoshop flowey time
And who do we have here? You must be one of the assholes killing off my Guard. Doesn't look like you're here to chat, so why don't we get this over with?
>>126823858
the brighter it burns the faster it burns out
>>126821676
http://pastebin.com/PyJZcac6
I've got to go, so no more writefag requests for now. Hope I contributed to the "well-being" of this thread guys
>>126823929
you didn't even try to make this post undertale related
Has anyone actually read the thing that sans and PAPYRUS are parodying? The Helvetica skeleton webcomic. Is it good?
Someday, /hmg/ fags will begin to make our threads, trying to make us /hm&utg/, I'm sure of it
That day we'll get Pardo/Undyne fics
>>126823971
>>126823592
>>126823719
Thank you I try
>>126823982
Pretend Asgore said it
it fits too well
It has finally happened. I have become too lazy to live.
I can't get out of bed. But i'm starving.
why?
>>126824006
I have no idea but here's some fanart by the Helvetica guy.
>>126824125
lack of determination
>>126824074
Pardo killing people and complaining that he is not getting attention that Chara is getting by doing Genocide when?
Jacket just ignoring turns and killing everyone with his fists when?
>>126824125
don't worry m8, your natural survival instinct will kick in and force you to consume eventually
just be comfy with us until then
>>126823465
You can't marry with the dead creatures.
H-h-h-h-hot guys!
>>126823638
You're right, fixed.
>>126823974
Now I need to see sweaty skeletons in neon spandex.
>>126824125
Quick, eat yourself!
>>126824212
He's still alive in my heart.
>>126823336
>I started crying when entering New Home and didnt stop until I got the true ending.
That's a pretty long time.
>>126824265
Drunk bunny, you and your disembodied head need to ease up on the booze.
>>126824292
DO NOT SEXUALIZE THE PURE SKELETON
I got my work done and you guys haven't even hit image limit.
I'm proud.
>>126824195
>Jacket in the underground
>Gets ambushed
>[Monster] appea--
>Crushed by a baseball bat to the head
>>126824179
How does one acquire Determination?
>>126824196
Sounds good.
>>126824314
That sounds. DETERMINED.
>>126824292
DO NOT
I'm sick of this giant horsecock
Any quick drawing requests?
>>126824458
what was that first thing you said
>>126824458
Lewd lizard.
>>126824458
edgegoat being set aflame by the raging fire in my heart
>>126824179
>>126824125
>>126824458
THICK
>>126824423
>[Monster] Is that a tig—
>Killed with one punch
>>126824351
It was building up right after the Core, i was ready to take down the big bad Asgore. But then I stepped into his house and it hits me and im like Oh no. Ohhhhh noooo this is a dudes house. This is Toriels hubbie.... this is a man who lives an existence of eternal regret. I thought i was the hero. But this is a man literally asking you to kill him. And that theme music holy shit. I was teary for a while after then but then the true ending started and i just started leaking all over again.
>>126824458
Edgegoat's giant horsecock.
>>126824458
Tony preparing to enact vigilante justice on Undyne
>>126824597
I wanna see that
>>126824539
Caliborn what are you doing here
>>126824597
I wanna swallow that
>>126824265
i hear hotlands has hot guys
>>126823242
I felt more like shit at that moment.
I killed some Monsters for fun, even before I reached Toriel. Even some Steam buddy told me to spare everyone and I told them to fuck off my own way before they start spoiling everything else. I killed Toriel since I wasn't sure how to spare her.
I like it, everyone being happy that you are here and that you are the key to liberation. Except you also get told about Asriel, who never harmed anyone despite what happened to him. It's the perfect way to make me feel like I am the true Monster compared to getting it shoved in my face.
>>126824597
I wanna take that.
IMAGE LIMIT SEAL
MAY THE FORBIDDEN ONE NEVER COME
Do you like hurting other people?
>>126824805
SCREW THE RULES I HAVE GREEN HAIR
>>126824707
[sins weigh on neck}
So Chara had no determination? They couldn't reset?
Also, does determination matter in the human world? Is there some supremely determined human out there fucking with everyone?
lewd fic with Undyne gently cradling and squeezing Papyrus' soul while he writhes underneath her when
>>126824870
I actually wanna see this.
>>126824878
yeah and its me
>>126824878What do you think Deja Vu is?
>Bad Sonic-like OCs everywhere
>Delusional cancerous headcanons and ships
>Furryshit disease
>Nauseating Dumblr posts about Frisk's gender or some other shit regarding the characters that don't make sense
Was Undertale a mistake?
lewd fic with Undyne doing ATG squats right over your face when
>>126824878
fitch!
fimps!
>>126824878
They didn't want to reset. You have to be determined to stay alive for determination to work.
>>126824967
It's Homestuck Fandom Episode 2.
>>126824569
>>126824771
That music along with all the monsters telling you the story was pretty great.
It was only when I was on my second playthrough, during the Asriel fight, that the feelings were really there. I thought, dude, crying at a game is lame, but then I thought, fuck it, let me have this one.
Asriel, the music, the dreams and the hopes, it was very powerful. I'm sorry I couldn't save you, bro.
A dry sponge is a happy sponge.
>>126824967
i agree, so much of the fandom is bad
but i like the good parts of it
>>126824932
I hope you like chocolate.
>>126824967
About as much of a mistake as anything else that develops a large enough following.
>>126825112
She has a potty mouth
>>126825112
>no faults
sounds about right. Good last image.
>>126824967
That's just how fandoms roll, larger ones are going to have a dirtier underbelly.
>>126825112
A terrible mother is a pretty big fault
>>126824967
>Bad Sonic-like OCs everywhere
>Delusional cancerous headcanons and ships
>Nauseating Dumblr posts about Frisk's gender or some other shit regarding the characters that don't make sense
I never even see these, so why care?
>furrshit diseaseguilty
>>126824125
Looks like you're hollowing
try to kill some rats
frisk is chara's corpse possessed by chara's soul
frisk is like chara's tulpa/imaginary friend which is why chara's ghost narrates to it
or maybe not lol idk i'm not a dog
>>126825018
It's episode 3.
1 = Homosuck
2 = Steven Universe
3 = Undertale
>>126825112
>mom
>before frisk, every child under her care died before hitting puberty
>>126817105
mfw I've posted that advice before.
>>126825271
You see them if you go to tumblr. But then you're already going there so you're part of the problem.
>>126825364
don't even bring up the steven universe fanbase, that's the first time a group has ruined a good show for me
>>126825384
>also doesn't know Frisk's name
>2 of her kids ended up being serial killers and or ends up destroying the world
>>126825178
>Toriel swears like a sailor when you're not in earshot
>>126825384
It's not her fault they were nosy little cunts!
>>126825403
>I don't see them
>you see them if you go to tumblr, and you do
Are you retarded?
>>126825384
>ex-husband killed all of her kids
>this is her fault
lol
>>126825438
Don't let a fanbase ruin something for you.
Good morning /utg/! I love you!
>>126825438
I watch that but I'm not part of the fandom or anything. How bad is it?
>>126825494
>Asgore killed Asriel and Chara
you what?
also letting 6 kids wonder out and having nothing to do with them after you reject them makes you kind of a shit mom
>>126823591
>chose to kill Asgore
Disgusting.
>>126825510
Not him but it's really hard. I'm really happy I got into Undertale early.
>>126825364
Ever since about late October I've been praying that something else comes up and sucks up people's attention/people bandwagon onto the next big thing and the UT community goes back to what it was like closer to release.
>>126825513
Ily2 anon.
>>126825528
Terrible, don't even investigate, it will only hurt you.
>>126825462
>doesn't know Frisk's name
You know, when she's on number eight, I really can't find it in me to blame her.
>>126825494
>if you leave, Asgore will kill you
>lol bye, good luck on your own
>don't try coming back, the door is locked
>>126825528
from what I've seen it's tumblr people amplifying really minor features of the show to being huge social messages. Like, the messages of the show are nice, but seeing people shift them to become the sole meaning of the show sort of ruined it for me, if that makes sense
>>126813394
I think Frisk is gender neutral so anyone playing can put themselves in the place of the main character. I think it was clever to make Frisk ambiguous looking.
>>126825694
>don't try coming back, the door is locked
ha I forgot about that
>everyone thinking frisk is a male
Absolute madmen. It's obviously a loli.
>>126825653
I'll take your word for it.
>>126825756
Nah.
>>126825694
And then she has calls Asgore a coward. Sheesh.
>>126825513
I'm not going to call you pumpkin. But good morning to you regardless.
>Ever since about late October
>That's when SU went on hiatus
So that's why this got big suddenly.
>>126825826
And you know why Steven Universe got big so suddenly? Homestuck has been on hiatus for about a year.
>>126825513
Good morning, love.
>>126825820Wh-Why not?
>>126825510
honestly the SU fanbase turned me off from watching the show, but then again it's mostly because every time they talk about the good parts of the show all i feel is that they like it for the pandering.
>>126825756
I always thought of her a cute little lesbian.
>>126825618
Me, too. I doubt I would've ever gotten to experience it if I hadn't seen it during them demo days. It's easy to not let fans RUIN something for you, but it's really hard to keep them from putting you off from something.
>do not 'tori' me, dreemurr!
>donchu 'dreemurr' me, tori!
>[laugh track]
>[title card] OH, ASGORE!
>>126825513
I love you too pumpkin, how are you?
>>126825908
That ain't me
QUICK SOMEONE CALL ME AN ABSOLUTE MADMAN I NEED IT
>>126825756
But only boys can be cute.
>>126825653
Steven Universe is returning shortly, I'm curious to see if the cringier aspects of the Undertale fandom die down once it's back.
>>126825893
Slightly bonetrousled that these 3 series have the same group of fans.
It's just really unnerving.
>>126825579
>couldn't provide a proper many-figure for his children to strive for so they end up killing themselves
>not his fault
>>126825694
Hey, she told him and he went anyways. Not her fault.
>>126825756
>>everyone thinking frisk is a male
Yeah, not like we have a huge vocal sect that believes the exact opposite or anything.Frisk is a boy and you are a faggot.
>>126826001
ANON
ALMOST GETTING TRIPS
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE WAS JUST 1 OFF
>>126826001
AbsoluteDamnam
>>126826001
do something mad, man
>>126825513
Good morning, anon!
>>126825893
Has it really been on hiatus that long? Christ almighty.
>>126826001
I'LL LAY ON THE FLOOR FOR YOU ANON.
>>126825921
What "pandering" there is is really... quite minor in the scheme of things, too.
There are gay characters, but well, since gems are a 100% female race, it's kind of inevitable.
>>126826001
The definite gentleman
>>126825994Oh, okay.
I'm really happy, I went to the hospital yesterday and it turns out the message I got must have made the situation a lot worse than it is. They said he's doing a lot better and that he'll be released soon. How are you?
>>126825976
>"Hey Tori"
>The audience snorts, some barely containing their laughter
>"Don't, Tori me, Asgore."
>The audience bursts out laughing, tears flowing down their cheeks unable to stop.
>"Okay then, Toriel."
>The audience continues to laugh. Some are losing control of their bowels. The smell of shit fills the room.
>"I don't get why you hate me so much."
>The audience is having seizures on the ground. The few who maintain composure are laughing at the sight around them.
>"Tell that to the 6 kids you killed."
>There is a single gasp as the audience takes up all the oxygen in the room. The actors, the crew, and eventually the audience all fall dead. The show is cancelled.
>>126825976
sitcom of Asgore running a babysitting service on the surface and accidentally every kid in increasingly fantastical ways when
>>126826203
Fantastic news. Really happy for you Anon!
>>126826249
>And accidentally every kid
Anon, CP is illegal.
new bread when
also does the captcha with the street signs just not work for anyone else? I have to do it like 3 times in a row
>>126826164
like I said, that's one of the issues. If I try to get any idea of what the show is like I'll end up finding 20 people going BREAKS GENDER ROLES!!!11! instead
>>126826203
*Made the situation sound
Sorry, still kinda sleepy
>>126826287
Thanks!
>>126826228
>what?
>that didn't happen?
who invited the amalgam to the studio audience?
>>126826164
But anonnnnn :^)
gems have no gender
>>126826317
yeah, that one's always weird for me
bully the blook
>>126826074
YES!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>126826083
>>126826093
>>126826148
>>126826169
AAARGH
>>126826203
Blog more lad
>>126826203
oh, I'm so glad to hear that! I'm okay, pretty comfy because I have the day off and I'm looking after someone's adorable cats for a few days
>>126826325
>not just checking out the first ep to see if its good
>actually judging something by its fans
>not just ignoring the fandom and watching the show
but why?
http://chaiteamaster.tumblr.com/post/136196769635/ok-ok-so-au-where-the-more-frisk-resets-the-more
make a new fucking thread
>>126826395
Do not bully the blook.
>>126826438
not him, but I find it really hard to ignore the SU fandom, and after seeing the fans I can't help but think the show panders a bit
>>126826498
Wow that is some ugly art
>>126826325
it's ANOTHER one of thoes settings that starts off fantasy but becomes sci-fi because MUH LORE
it's nice tho, at least to me
>>126826228
>Mettaton arrives shortly after everyone dies, takes notes from the script(s) and turns it all into a CGI Movie
>>126818327
Mine was amusing, nothing lewd though.
>be on a small private jet
>Very Spartan, almost military levels of bare basic shit
>Plane takes off flies for a bit
>I go up front to say hi to the Pilot
>Pilot is Papyrus, he points to a large hole in the roof of the underground
>"Gotta get the angle just right"
>I look back, theres the whole undertale crew, they are fucking terrified
>Pap pulls up on the column, planes angle steepens
>"This isn't going to work, the gap is too small!" Someone cries out
>" It's fine, we just need to get a good angle."
>Plane Steepens out even more, we're at a goo 70' right now
>"You're going to stall it!"
>Pap opens the throttle fully, plane is going stupid fast
>Pulls back even more, plane now approaching full vertical
>Stall warnings and various other lights bleep on the dashboard
>Sans is standing on the floor as if gravity is normal, not giving a single fuck
>Engine is starting to splutter
>At the last second pap cuts engine power, the momentum we have left carries us through the hole.
>Plane begins to fall down the side of the mountain
>Pap opens up throttle once more, pulls up and levels out
At this point I woke up... but dang it felt real enough like I was in a falling plane.
>>126826498
not if this is the quality of the content we're going to fill it with
>>126826412sorry
>>126826436
Thanks! Good to hear! I hope you enjoy the rest of your day off!
>>126826438
I agree with you but using only the first episode to judge Steven is kind of a poor idea.
For better or worse, that show only hits its stride when the first big hint that there's a bigger story drops in the ocean mirror ep. There's quite a lot of filler and scene-establishing you need to sit through. I was kind of just watching it as a "oh, well, I want a show to keep up with" sort of thing up until it really grabbed me with that ep and all the story eps since have been really good.
I WANT TO CUM ON GIANT CHARAS FEET
>>126826524
Lewd the blook.
>>126826395
I'm gonna bully your asshole
>>126826412
Leave my son alone you piece of shit
>>126826631
That's illegal
>>126826686
Fight me
new bread when
>>126826071
>"Hey son, be careful and don't cross the road, will ya?"
>Then leaves him alone so he can cross the road
>Kid's fucking pummeled down by a huge truck
>Lol no my fault, fucking Asgore
What a great parent indeed
why does snowdrake exist
So how did Sans drink through a straw if skeletons don't have lips?Do I have hope for kissing Papyrus, after all?
KISS ME, ANON!
>>126826631
That's not how you spell Asriel, Anon.
>>126826438
because most people also told me 'the first few episodes aren't good just continue watching" which makes the incentive to actually try to watch it even harder.
>>126826847
I can drink through a straw via my teeth.
new thread when?
>>126826824
[amalgam's chorus blares]
>>126826847
anime magic
>>126826847
if you can smooch a ghost, you can smooch a skeleton.
>>126826821
>asgore was driving the truck
>told toriel he was killed by villagers
Man, what a piece of shit. How does anyone like this guy?
>>126826821
Can't we all just get along? Dad and mom lovers together?
>>126826872
kiss.exe
>>126826847
sans and papyrus are secretly a type of goo monster with invisible ooze
Please don't sexualize the undertales.
http://askyourbestnightmare.tumblr.com/post/136194387799/have-you-ever-worked-at-the-mtt-hotel-in-one-of
>>126827008
grossi wanna fuck it
>>126826872
KISSING IN PROGRESS
>>126826978
They started it.
>>126825438
I never really liked the show to begin with. It was really slow and the action scenes that get praised seemed pretty, well, awful to me.
And I was hyped for it since the reveal of the intro at comic con or whatever con it was
>>126826978
You're missing that he didn't kill Asriel nor Chara. The other 6 kids? Well, if the kid's coming for me with a fucking knife, I don't know what you would do, but if I have to butcher the kid so he doesn't kill me, I'll do it.
>>126826847
how did sans drink through a bottle without lips?
>>126827650
Well, it wasn't until a lot of training that Undyne could even get near him, so I doubt a kid with a knife would be much issue
>>126829251
How did he drink without a throat is the real question.
>>126829484
Flowey oneshots him. Frisk easily stabs him to almost-death.