/smgen/ SMITE General

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I want to touch Scylla's butt for Christmas.

>>126350658
>not Christmas edition
You fucked up

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>tfw no presents, decorations, or anyone meaningful to spend Christmas with

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xth for Loki because fuck you

>>126350728
There are no good smite related christmas images.

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Merry Christmas /Smiggen/!

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xth for autism

>>126350658
CAN I STILL GET GUNDAM THOR?

>>126351161
No.

>>126350872
Why Christmas skin or photoshop a red hat on somebody. I know OPs are usually fagots but you're taking it to a new extent

>>126351161
its in the fucking op, the skin came out two days ago. http://smite.gamepedia.com/Odyssey_2016#Collection_Rewards

>>126350945
Thats timorrow you fuxckfivfisgns autsisticic dad

>instalock thor
>don't have the ragnarok skin

:^)

>SERVERS GOING OFFLINF IN 30 MINUTES
>OFFLINF
>OFFLINF
KEKEKKEKEKEKEKE

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>>126352163

>game is down
I just wanted to play before work wtf

How long?

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>jungle doing level 2 midcamp
>mid just stays in midlane waiting for the second wave instead of helping

never do this.

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>he's been doing this for years
>he does it for free

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>>126352430
>Whine about something else perhaps?
;^)

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>>126352430
>mfw taro creates his own game
>models in Tyr his whole kit is taros wet dream
>mfw he calls his team talentless hacks when people play his character better than him

>>126352583
>something
re-read that senpai

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>>126350658
>Scheduled maintenance

Fuck. How long? Also, am I goofing by trying to git gud with Cupid? I like his abilities and he's pretty easy to wreck people with early game. I've also been trying out Bellona for solo but have no idea how to build her. Should I be going full defence or attack speed + Damage?

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>>126352995
I know what I fuckin' said, kohai.

Why not use stacking items on Bellona? Transcendence and Ancile seems useful on her.

>Servers are down

For what purpose

>>126353007
Hour long, so 530 EST to 630 EST

It's right on their site you fucking mong

>>126353782
>Checking the site
>Being this much of a fucking nerd

Wew lad, relax would ya. I was just asking. Now when the fuck are we gonna get a new conquest map? I'm tired of this fucking shit. Why not have multiple maps with a different look but same layout? Hi-Rez are hacks.

Makin' another Taro compilation.

I'm glad everyone's spending time with their families and loved ones.

>>126357625
shut up you stupid nigger

>>126356065
>b-but muh cherry picking

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Tell me smiggen, what is best in life?

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tfw I bought bakasura because he worked well in co-op.

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>>126358735
Lolis

>>126358852
why even waste time with coop

Is Nox hard to play or is she just not very good? Because she doesn't seem to do a lot of damage.

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>>126357625
>>126358414
>wish a merry Christmas to people on facebook
>even spent time finding a nice picture to attach
>1 like
>some guy I went to school with post merry Christmas
>sixteen gorrillion likes
>mfw nobody actually likes me

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Why a Mayan pantheon instead of an Aztec one? We could have had a turkey god for fuck's sake

>>126359404
This level of autism is why they don't like you

>>126359404
>Going to jewbook

Fucking Normalfag

>>126359449
because the mayan pantheon was added as a meme

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>>126359509
>tfw you're completely right

>>126359404
You need to post more on FB so your statuses show up on their feed.

Say I make 5-8 posts a week, then a lot of people don't see it, but if I post multiple times a day people end up seeing everything I posted.

Also, Bastet skill order and build order please?

>>126359594
Not him, but I think it's 2, 1, 4, 3

As for builds, all I know is warrior tabi, transcendence, and jotunn's are core

If you're a squishy god and your team can't help but feed the Loki, what's the best way to defend yourself from him build-wise? Do you need physical defense, or should you just build a ton of HP so he can't just pen right through it?

>>126361116
Beeds, Aegis it

>>126359380
Both.
Her only damage comes from her 1-2 combo but it's difficult to pull off consistently, and it does okay damage.

This has been going on for far too fucking long, fix your servers hirez

>>126362008
This desu senpaitachi. When the fuck are they gonna fix this shit?

>Doing some routine server maintenance
>Shouldn't take any longer than an hour or so
>It's now been down for almost 4 hours
>No sign of it coming back

Fucking incompetent.

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>>126358501
A Christmas gift to /smgen/.

why are spanish players so fucking bad

Gem Sale after Christmas:
>https://twitter.com/schisam/status/679802906753773568

This may be why it's down:
>https://twitter.com/AppleJ4ckxoxo/status/679452635553001472

>>126363106
Find something better to do with your time, god damn autist. Forces memes are fuckink lame and no one likes tem but circle jerking fags

>>126363536
>being this assblasted

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>>126363106
I remember when people use to call for my head. I'm glad Taro took my place, thank you.

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>>126363486
Your teammate instalocks his mastery I Neith with this flag on his card. What do?

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>>126363495
>Gem Sale after Christmas

Oh boy oh boy

>>126363848
Fred pls

>>126363848
Uber is that you?
>>126363856
Could be worse. I mean it's at least not xXxD4rkS1d3xXx instalocking his mastery 20 Thanatos.

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>>126363969
If I was him, I would probably be namefaging.

Why do people hate Taro so much? The only thing that I can really think of is him being assblasted over CC, but he's not wrong; there is too much of it.

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>>126364047
if you were me you wouldn't be posting pics of sub-par waifus

>>126363495
Oy vey

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>>126364163
I actually can't remember anything about you, I got you confused with Ojom I think his name was.

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Merry Sport Skins Smiggen!!!

>>126364163
>he said, while posting a picture of a sub-par waifu

Got myself a paladin key :3

>>126363486
Because they are mostly 12 to 18 kids with too much free time and too little room for improvement, they're also generally flamers and never think they're doing something wrong, so they keep blaming their team instead of learning from their mistakes.

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So I've done some experimenting but was never quite sure how to get the most out of them, so I'll ask: How is it suggested to build Ao Kuang?

I know attack speed but what else? CDR or Pen?

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>>126365772
Good on you!

I really don't want to buy the wards and voice pack to cheap out but I want to at least get dragon knight Ao.

>>126366513
You can always get the other skins in chests. AK will never be available again

Why are the sluttiest Smitefus?

>>126364086
>He thinks Stealth and Stun mechanics have no place in 3D videogame space.

>He thinks Stealth and Stun mechanics are copy-pasted from the original DoTA, which got it from tabletop RPGs.

>He refuses to place wards, deriding them as boring metagame.

>He also considers farming as unfun meta.

>He derides picks/bans in Ranked as lazy band-aids for terrible game design.

>Despite his complaints about CC, he refuses to buy Beads to counter CC

>He derides Conquest as a secondary mode to Arena (calling it "Boring Mode"), and thinks Conquest players are the minority.

>He thinks Arena should be the main mode, and any balance changes made to the game should be for Arena, not Conquest.

>Any opinion that runs contrary to him is: a delusional fanboy, a raging autist, a lying shitheel, etc.

>Despite Reddit being the site where the developers are more willing to listen to opinions, he refuses to post there, saying the site is "anti-free speech"

>He hates Hi-Rez for some reason. He calls them talentless hacks with no vision or talent.

>He calls out logical fallacies in replies to his posts, yet uses logical fallacies himself.

Sources:
>>126363106
>>126350953

This is without Mr. I-Hate-CC's "I only play Tyr" meme.

>Hates CC
>Uses Tyr, a CC dependent god
>Is called out on it.
>Quote, "ALL CC fixes will be applied to Tyr as well, you lying shitheel"
>Asked to elaborate what these fixes will entail, since he detailed fixes on Stealth.
>He says fucking nothing.

Source:>>126350953

I'll be honest here: I'm sick of Taro. I'm sick of his posts shitting up the thread, I'm sick of his flooding of the clan chat with "CC > Skill" tomfoolery. I'm already well sick of the message, and I'm already sick of the messenger. If he's trolling (and by God almighty I hope he is), he's got his wish: he got a random-ass anonymous person pissed on the Internet.

Merry fucking Christmas. I hope they rework Tryndamere back to the way he was before 2011 so he can fuck off back to LoL.

>>126350945
Merry X-Mas kelly

>>126367263
Goddamn man, You're upset.

>>126367263
CC is a real problem though, Beads are nearly mandatory.

Do you use different mouse DPI with different gods?

Most gods I play at my regular sensitivity with 800 DPI, but with Osiris I play at 400 DPI and reg sensitivity

We still down?

>>126368495
i play everything at 1800DPI, i cannot stand my mouse moving slow

Why the fuck are servers down AGAIN?

They just did maintenance 5 hours ago. What the fuck man.

>>126368852
I played CS:S at the CAL-I and CEVO-P level so I'm used to it. I cant stand my mouse moving fast. It took me forever to get used to even 800 DPI but it helps with web browsing and shit.

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>>126368851
Just like Ne Zha after encountering Freya in the jungle.

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>>126369010

So I just got off like 3 hours ago but I'm hearing word Smite is down?

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>>126366143
>goes full on autist and makes a guide

Burst Mage Jungle Ao Kuang.

Starter Items:
>Bumba's Mask
>Tier 1 Boots
>Your choice in pots and/or Wards

Build Order:
>Shoes of the Magi
>Chronos Pendant
>Spear of the Magus
>Polynomicon
>Rod of Tahuti
>Mail of Renewal

Suggested Actives:
>Greater Blink (Great for catching up to enemies)
>Greater Purification (Standard anti-CC)

Useful, But Not As Important Actives
>Aegis Pendant (Lets you retreat from fights)
>Combat Blink (
>Weakening Curse (Enemy healer gonna cuck you from your execute? No problem?

The deal is that you're supposed to burst down your enemy as quick as possible, weaving in and out of the fight, playing safe, but taking risks as well.

Your 1 is great for sneaking in/out of fights, your 3 is your main damage ability, and your 2 is used primarily to boost your 3.

Some advice:
You are not building Dirty Bubble, you are building pure damage.

You eat up mana like sluts to cum early game. Mana Pots or Multi-Pots are the way to go.

Your 1 does not start cooldown until the water form is gone, regardless if you're in stealth or not. Detonate it if you're safe, or if you're out of stealth.

Your 2 does not start cooldown until all dragons are used up. Throw them when you don't need them (it doesn't cost extra mana)

Your 2 has a Slow effect attached to it.

Your 3 acts like a shotgun and they proc basic attack effects.

The damage done from throwing your dragons is directly proportional to the amount of dragons you had when you threw them.

In some situations, one can use your 2 and 3 as separate abilities. Summon + throw dragons at one enemy, use your shotgun + ult on another.

Going for the execute is not the wisest choice sometimes. Take into account:
>Your own health and mana pool
>Is there a healer in the area?
>Do they have CC immunity skills/Beads?
>Can my other skills do the job instead?

DO NOT OVEREXTEND. EVER. DON'T BE RETARDED LIKE ME

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>>126369085
>"Light, my blade!"

>>126367186
Slut chart:

Aphrodite>everyone

I bet if Artemis didn't have the chaste thing going on she'd be a hard-to-get-but-worth-the-wait qt3.14

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Best pairing prove me wrong

you can't

>>126370659
That is NOT Tyr x Nemesis
>tfw no fanart of OTP

>>126370659
Is this Korean?

>>126370659
hnng that bastet

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>>126370738
Tyroshima and Nemeshits are a meme

>>126370780
yeah

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>>126370738
>Tyr x Nemesis
No wonder she had to settle for a handless old man.

>>126371032
>Not wanting Katawa Smite-ou

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>>126370114

Oh wow, thanks anon. Oddly Polynomicon never crossed my mind, so I guess I'll put that to use before they give it the Hydra treatment I'm sure.

Any changes you'd suggest for shitter modes like Arena?

>>126371212
>the hydra treatment

What's wrong with Hydra's Lament?

>>126371212
>Arena
Not a big Ao Arena (or, as I like to call it, Aorena) player, sorry. If I do, I basically swap out Bumba's with Vampiric Shroud and depend on my ult more, securing kills and staying safe.

>>126371280
it's worthless duh

>>126371546
>cheap
>cdr
>gives more attack after an ability

???

Anyone know when the server will be back up? :c

>>126371669
Hydra used to be really good, but they nerfed it. It's just meh now.

>>126371694
Once you accept Freya into your life and worship her endlessly.

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I know you're here Kelly!!

What are you giving Smiggen for Christmas?

>>126371843
how about you do something with your life instead of giving your mom's money to the e sport jew ?

>>126371032
>>126371212
Can't believe I forgot this, but regarding Ao Kuang's 1.

You can psych out your opponent with it.

Activating your 1 creates a splash effect in the direction you were going, and the splash effect never changes size, regardless of whether or not you were aiming on the floor, or aiming the max distance.

A trick I like to use when I'm being chased is to aim at the floor, and go a different direction. The enemy follows the direction of the water form, while I'm safely going back to base. Basic stealth tip, but basics are important.

Never forget that your 1 explodes, and you can set it up as a trap. In a teamfight, your 1 just migh be enough to bring that tank down to execute range. Don't depend on it, though.

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>>126372079
Someone is feeling the Season grumps.

>>126371818
Is it okay if I give it to someone who actually matters like Nu Wa? <33

>>126372297
OH LOOK AT ME I POSTED THE GOKU PICTURE AGAIN LE TIP TOP KEK FEDORA TO YOU MY GOOD GENTLEMAN CARTOON FINE TASTE YOU HAVE HERE MY GOOD SCHOLAR

>>126372502
Shitposting like that is a bannable offense, mon ami.

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>>126372318
>>126371818
>not worshipping the one true goddess of Smiggen
愚かな外国人

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>>126372318
Are you trying to get slabbed, Kokuwo? Cause this is a good way to get stabbed.

>>126372567

Do you even know who I think I am ?

come on mon ami, I'll show you some tricks I've learnt in the meme army

>>126372768
>>126372567
Shut the fuck up Enjorlas

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>>126372502
>Being this mad over drawings

you sound like a fun person

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>>126373036
when a dumb nigger calls on a samefag because he ain't shit and got no one to talk with

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GAME IS UP

>>126373437
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJdcROXeaWc

>have huge library of games to play, that I haven't even finished yet
>sit in front on PC for 15 minutes trying to decide what to play
>pick something
>game needs and update
or
>play for 5 min and alt+f4
>hey I haven't gotten my fwotd in smite
Always end up playing smite

So how many of smitten's subs do you think jerk off to her daily?

>>126370114
>Dirty Bubble

What the fuck is this shit? I keep hearing about it.

>>126374060
At least one

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>>126374110

one of the most cancerous metas

>>126374179
Is this actually viable or are these people retarded?

>>126374276
Retarded or trying to be ebin members.
Even mlc said that it's a joke

>>126374392
I fought a Than with this, it was pretty annoying.

>>126374453

Well thanatos doesn't really build damage, so he's gonna be a pain in the ass

I don't see how this shit is gonna work on serqet or awilix

what day does the league season end? jan 7th or something?

Why do I own Demonsoul Serqet?

Did I do something good?

t-time to play Serqet

>>126375098

I cant help but feel like Demonsoul not being directly purchasable was a mistake.

Who makes it bundle only for BOTH skins?

>>126359380
As a heavy Nox player I can say she can be really good if used and built correctly.
When I say really good, I mean not quite great which literally every other mid is. She doesn't have the damage to be up there but she's close.

Her biggest flaw is her very weak early game. You might as well be support for your jungler until you get two items (Which isn't exactly bad if your jungler ganks your lane a lot). Her CC however is amazing and once you do get items you'll have a good chunking combo. People will either not want to waste beads and take all your damage or waste their beads on your 10 second cooldown root. Your ult is also great for starting a teamfight since it does weaken all enemies hit for a short time. You'll probably still be using it for damage/snipes though.

TL;DR High input/Low Output. Don't pick her unless you like her.

>>126375246
>>126375098

I'm confused

it says I own her

but I can't pick her

;__;

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>PC back up and running
>Xbone version still broken

Serves me right for being a console pleb, I suppose. I do love me some smite though.

>>126376110
This
Hi-Rez please let me play your shitty game so I can support E Sports

>>126376212
>trying to ruse the jews

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>>126376110
PC still not working for me

>>126376575
same
"Player Disconnected" BS

>>126363106
I can almost agree with this bout of rage.

Loki is a stupid character, easiest God in the game, and requires absolutely no skill.

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>>126376696

>>126376696
dis sum quality bait my African American Acquaintance

C9 and Epsilon are the best picks for worlds. Prove me wrong

>>126377363
paradigm already beat epsi @ lan u autistic fangay

>>126377149
>>126377330
You shitters actually think Loki takes even a slight amount of skill? I always knew I was an above average player but damn.

>>126377363
China Numba Wan

Why the fuck did they make icons 150 gems for the oddesy instead of 50 or 100? There's legitimately 0 reason for this besides lol jew.

>>126377453
dis sum top tier bait my Chocolate Confidant

>>126377683
Not even trying to bait my fine baddie, there's a reason he's THE arena God. He's babies first assassin, easily easier than Neith or any of the other free gods.

Get over it, he's a shitters God.

>>126377652
Chests

>>126377903
dis sum nice bait my Mocha Mate

>>126377980
You truly are one hell of a retarded nigger aren't you?

Enjoy bronze.

>>126377903
>THE arena God
>not ares "just blink and fuck my shit up" the god of war

>>126378043
I've got you in my sights taro

>>126378043
>implying rank matters anywhere
dis sum fine bait my Creole Cohort

>>126353624
>Ancile
Very rarely should that item be used on her, I can only think of Joust matchups where you can justify that.

>Transcendence
Not a terrible choice, but generally you want items that improve her frontline power rather than glass-cannon items.

>>126378123
Yea, no, I hate Tyr, and I'm actually good at the game.

>>126378230
You can't hide from me Mr roshima

>>126378230
dis sum nice deflection my Somalian Sidekick

>>126378298
Ahhh, why do I bother with this general, only like 10% of you are even close to my level of play, and most of you are futa faggots.

>>126378146
Is there really any god that Ancile would be a justifiable choice? The same goes for Shield of Regrowth and The Crusher.

>>126377927
Nu Wa's...

>>126378408
dis sum cool smugness my Angolan Associate

>>126353007
http://www.smitejunkies.com/build/140

0mega is the preeminent man when it comes to building Bellona in the solo lane.

>>126378421

crusher if you're split pushing

>>126378408
You can't outrun my bow

>>126378421
Shield of Regrowth is pretty good on Herc.

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are the servers down in EU? Cause i can't log in.

>>126378421
Ancile is 100% situational. Shield of Regrowth isn't a serious item, and The Crusher only works on gods with kits that allow them to split push safely, like Thor. Two of the best split pushers, Mercury and Apollo already have kits that make The Crusher useless, which is probably the biggest reason why you don't see it. My opinion is that we should be seeing more of The Crusher in games, because it's a 40 power / 20 pen item, so it's not a wasted slot by any stretch, though a lot of experienced players would argue Brawler's Beat-stick is better.

>>126379072
Personally I think the issue experienced players have with the Crusher is that they undervalue the tower push it can add, especially when you consider just how valuable towers are.

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>Can't win Leagues
>Can't win Normals
>Embarrassingly low SmiteGuru score
>Best gods are at less than 50% win rate
>Don't wanna party because usually go negative score

Should I just revel in my shit kid status and enjoy the game for fun without worrying about my e-peen cause after a year of playing this shit I ain't getting better.

>>126379768
What is your guru?

>>126379768
I'm with you, My Smiteguru score is pretty sad. I can carry if I get the momentum but I'm not skilled enough to carry an entire team of shitters. I'll just sit in gold forever.

>>126379072
>mercury over bastet
Welcome to smgen, where pretty much no one knows how to play the game.

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Any of you nerds figure out a work around for the steam client not being able to log in yet?

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>>126380107

It cant log in?

In most cases running the client in admin causes it to not hook to steam properly and force a boot-up as the 'normal' client. I used to do it a lot when the servers went down making it go HURR DURR STEAM NOT CONNECTED!

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>>126379903

>>126379940
>Picking a FOTM early game assassin whose kit drops off late versus one of the game's few teamfight hypercarries

>>126380356
>being shit at bastet

Couldn't even tell you how many games I've brought back or carried with Bastets split pushing.

>>126378620
>>126378868
>>126379072
Thank you. Now, can I ask if the following are justifiable choices on anything?

>Odysseus' Bow
>Runic Shield
>Bloodforge
>Telkhines Ring
>Witchblade
>Golden Bow (Non-Mercury)
>Celestial Legion Helm
>Qin's Sais
>Runeforged Hammer
>Traveler's Shoes

I'd add Heartseeker and Doom Orb, but I think they're just useless.

>>126380289
This can't be you, captcha stops bots from posting

>>126380289
Are you in the clan

I remember carrying some person in the clan and I looked at their elo and it was exactly like this
My elo is double of yours

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>>126380289
I do not understand your woes.

>>126380581
Unfortunately and

>>126380601
Yes.

Does it get better? Like, does one's skill improve over time or have I just reached a ceiling from which there's no getting out?

>>126380779
Congrats on the 3000. Least you won't get matched with me, eh? c:

>>126380779
>lying online

You dont really expect anyone to believe this is you, right?

Theres literally only like 6 people today frequent this thread that could even attempt to maintain over 2200.

>>126380601
elo isn't guru

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>>126380994

>>126381008
Guru score uses MMR, but score uses trueskill, so your guru score is I believe just slightly more than smites match making algorithm.

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>We will never play Smite again because Hi-Rez can't into servers

>>126380994
I'm literally bronze 2, and I have 2k. SGS is a joke and isn't an accurate representation of skill.

>>126381081
Yea, I can go cap barras guru page of if wanted.

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Must be VERY exclusive since it's been over 11 minutes now.

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>>126381297
DUDE WHAT. IM FLATTERED.

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>>126380994
>there are only 6 people in this thread that have higher guru than me
>One of the worst EU players
Ok, anon

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>>126381297
It's pretty hard to screenshot the mobile site, so just deal with the shitty formatting.
I'm bronze 2 and have 19k. Like said, SGS means nothing.

>>126381362
I wonder if barra is aware he seems stoned in 95% of his streams. Constantly squinting, giggles at everything, always so happy.

Wish I could smoke with Lassiz, Barra and Alliied.

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>>126381297
Anon he's not lying

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>>126381528
>Futa faggot is bronze 2
Hey man freya doesnt have a dick btw.

>>126381606
Here's your reply for the obviously faked search tabs.

There are this Russian guy that plays dota2 with lowest mmr possible. It's fucking hilarious. Smite needs something like that

>>126380601
Since youve fallen so low there is no possible way to get out

The best you can manage is a 1500 but thats gonna take atleast 40 wins in a row assuming you get 10 points or more per win

>>126381680
Search it yourself then and quit shitting up the thread

>>126381359
>LATAM
I'm sorry

>>126381453
Yea I'm in Colorado brotato chip, plus mines at just under 2500. Haven't been as low as that screen shot in over a year.
>>126381528
Like I said, SGS uses MMR, Smite uses trueskill and ELO, ELO is better than trueskill but they are both pretty accurate.

Guru score is effected more heavily by performance, which can go up with premades, thus why it's a poor representation, it also factors all modes which doesn't help.

>>126381825
ment to reply to>>126380820

>>126381928
Except guru can't access hiden profiles, and so people who hide theirs ruin the score for that match. Check your recent matches and you'll see a ton of people hide profiles, its not reliable.

>>126381606
I'm aware Hellsing is good, what I'm saying is anyone can just cap a guru page and claim it's them.

>>126381928
>coloradofriend
What's your ign?

>>126382043
Ayy. http://smite.guru/stats/hr/Hells%C3%8Dng/casual

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>>126381647

>>126382109
Whats yours?

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>>126382210
10/10 strawman comrade. I never said futa is gay, I'm saying YOU are gay.

>>126382237
LeftHandofGod

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>>126382210

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>>126382293
I'm not Ace

>>126382462
At least we agree.

How do I give out my paladins keys? Do I have to email them to myself?

>>126382349
I'll add you when I get home from work, making time and a half for a 14 hour shift.

>>126381947
>40 wins in a row
>Just stop playing, there's no hope for you

I knew it wouldn't be easy. I just want people to think that:
>"Hey, it's that guy, he may not be the best in the game but he's sure fun to play with!"

Not, what I'm sure everyone thinks:
>"Oh fuck here's the shitter. Surrender at 10, everybody. Make sure to ignore him if he wants in a party, he's gonna ruin it for all of us."

Just wanna make friends, s'all.

Oh and
>inb4 blog

>>126380779
Pity I can't post mine, I hid my profile months ago so it is super out of date, not that it really matters.

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>>126382614
Than you should not have hid your stats ya cuck.

>>126382840
I did it because it upsets autists, I know some people in the clan got upset about not being able to see it too.

>>126382614
Why hide your stats. Are you really that ashamed of your video game win/loss? Quit being an autistic little bitch. No one actually gives a shit that you suck at Smite, and you shouldn't give a shit either.

>>126383150
Somehow you managed to be very rude and mean and also very motivating and positive

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>>126382570
Start a smurf and shit on players early on
Dont play shitty gods like you've been playing.

Play 10 Bellona Jungles
Play 10 Xing Tian Solo's
Play 10 Sol Mid's
and 1 purchase of $100 dollar gem pack

EVERY SINGLE DAY

I can't log in game but I can log in on site just fine
why?

>>126383249
I've tried Bellona Jungle. Lost a lot of games that way.

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>>126383150
see >>126383087,While I'm at it I love making the other team upset with spamming laugh and taunt. Nothing makes me happier than being PMed that I'm being rude laughing over the corpse of my enemy.

>>126383291
The steam version of smite isnt working

>everyone having problems
>im logging in and playing with 0 issues

feels good to be American

>>126383451
oh fuck

Don't get the catharsis of spamming VEL after killing an enemy, really. Like what's the appeal?

>>126383563
>LOL U SALTY BRO? XD
>LOL SO MAD
>REKT

>>126383397
If you cant get good with Bellona then you wont get good at this game

If you cant play Bellona just play Serqet or Hun Batz. Carry your games through those characters. Buy actives . And most importantly getsome assistance with god tips

>>126383713
I play her solo just fine. Serqet... I am not good with Serqet. Hun Batz, haven't tried him yet.

>>126383650
Can't really bring myself to make fun of someone like that, tbqh

>>126380578
Hammer is pretty good, get it and hide of the urchin for like 60 power on vamana. It gives a lot of health as well.

Qin's are good on Kali and Osiris against teams with soul eater and frostbound, or other health items with low protections.

Witchblade is situational. Same for Runic although much less so.

Telkhines and legion helm are worthless.

Shoes are good in assault, and on thanatos.

obow is for fun as with gbow.

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>>126381453

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>Hear steam version having issues logging in
>No problem, set Hirezlauncher to admin to force the game into 'normal' boot mode
>This makes it not depend on steam to even connect
>Log in, it just brings me to the log in screen anyways
>Hirez still hasn't fixed this

Egh

>>126383801
If you cant play Hun Batz you should just accept that you will never get good at this game.

He's easy.

But serously learn Bellona and Serqet, they are free wins the gods

Nox is balanced... how?

>Smitedatamining reveals a cooldown raise to beads and Aegis

Just fuck my actives up senpai

>>126384673
Imagine all the Full CDR Ares

>>126384494
But I haven't played Hun Batz yet outside of Jungle Practice.

And Bellona solo I can do fine.

Any suggestions for Serqet?

nox is a broken piece of shit

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So where is that Neith christmas skin Hi Rez?

>>126384983
i wanna cum on her midriff

>>126385250
Nice shot

>lose game
>XAXAXXAXAXAXAXAXXAXAXAX YOU NOB TEAM ME TOP ME GOOD YOU BOT

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>>126385126

>>126385484
>>126384983

I can smell her STDs

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I just spent my $75 Amazon gift cards on gems. What have I done.

>>126353624
The mace pen tree/executioner beats trans and Ancile doesn't offer enough stats, 20 power, 40 m protections and 15% cd is okay but not at that price point even with the stacking passive.

Soul Eater is is 2000 gold and offers 5 stats with 3 of those stats giving beautiful numbers and the other 2 in an aura.
Ichaival is 1700 gold but offers 3 stats with it debuffing an enemy
Executioner offers 2 good stats and a fuck ton of pen for 2250
Hide offers 4 stats and gives hefty protections at 2400 gold
BoV gives the highest protections in game and a dps boost as well as lots of mana at 1900 gold
Sov and HWA are obvious and Runeforged gives 25+ power and two stats in abundant numbers

Ancile gives 20 power which is pretty lame, 40 magical protections and 15% cdr but you need to stack so it falters because you don't get it's defensive merits now since it also costs 2200 gold.

>>126384983
Needs a dick.

>>126385250
That was pretty cool, makes me want to play Rama again.

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>>126385250

>>126380561
Against god team comps they'd rape your team that's down a man or force teamfights in their favour like FG or GF.

>>126386063
I want to know how a team does so poorly they've given up a phoenix 10 minutes in.

How a team does so poorly they have a death every 13 seconds

>>126386478
They play with fred and taro

>>126385484
thank anon.

>>126386478
playing Kali in 2015

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>>126386478
it was the 80% cooldown motd

>>126387595
That's helpful to know

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>>126387295
I'm not that bad.

did servers die again

this fucking MOTD is fucking Clash on the conquest map, same gold and xp and just a bit less CDR.
fucking dumb as fuck

>>126388020
Which shitter are you?

>>126388367
You seem like a smart guy, you figure it out.

>>126380578
Runeforged Hammer is a core item for warriors who are looking to fight in the frontline. Bloodforge is useful only when Devo Gloves aren't available. Traveler's Shoes are useful in certain strats but only if your team has a plan for them, with the exception of Thanatos. Qin's Sais are coming back into the meta with frontline tanks becoming prominent. Golden Bow is useful to add wave clear for characters who don't already get some, but it's a risky choice to a degree. With Mercury, at least it's adding on more power for him than it would for other characters due to his passive. Runic Shield is an outstanding item for Warriors against a 3+ magic attack team, as Witchblade is a great anti-AA item (it pairs well with Midgardian Mail), that being said both are counterbuild items for frontliners in Conquest. Celestial Legion Helm is objectively one of, if not the worst item in the game because it's the jack of all trades but master of none, and it has no passive. Odysseus' Bow has similar problems to Golden Bow simply because it has a nice passive that may help characters with wave clear issues, but the returns it will yield over the course of a whole game are negligible when you learn it sacrifices other strengths for the item slot it takes. Telkhines Ring is a good item to have on mages who use their auto attacks for damage.

>Knocking Heartseeker
Heartseeker is good if you don't plan on dying often. It's very cheap, and gives movement speed to boot. Ask a professional, if you aren't dying much if at all, Heartseeker is the item for you. Doom Orb is bad simply because it's not much stronger than Rod of Tahuti at full stacks, plus you're technically missing out on the passive of Tahuti at that point, so the payoff for the risk you take is much lower.

>>126388687
Probably fred because of the lack of blog

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>>126389249

ITT: Pedophile general

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>>126389792

>>126389792
Oh look, the moron thinks that 2D lolis makes you a pedo.

Woodle can you do some tests to show chirons arrow travel distance. When he presses his 2.

I wanna see a webm of that shit flying across the map

>>126390459
What ever makes you feel better fag

How do I build solo Ching Chong.

>>126390459
>if its 2D it doesn't count
Does that mean I can like futa and be straight?

>>126380578
>Odysseus' Bow
Trip crit beats it unless they released a god that worked with it that made their dps match

>Runic Shield
Situational

>Bloodforge
either dev's gloves or Soul Eater

>Telkhines Ring
Ass unless there's sme god that's built around it

>Witchblade
It lost it's ms boost which means that it's lost it's sole factor in being up to par to the more well known physically defensive items. Like the AS and power decrease is nice but it doesn't replace the benefits that hp gives to your EHP.

>Golden Bow (Non-Mercury)
No.

>Celestial Legion Helm
bad.

>Qin's Sais
Only like two gods build it. One is a joke and the other it's not really needed if a defensive item or an offensive item with a utility passive item offers more which at all points of the game do.

>Runeforged Hammer
good solo item

>Traveler's Shoes
the benefits of pen boots and cdr boots offer or Warrior vs ninja tabi are not worth giving up

>>126391604
As long as balls aren't touching

>>126370114
My nigga here knows the truth. Kuang is all about avoiding damage, coming out of nowhere and blasting the enemy then running.

Decided to come on to play a smite match for fun.

Version mismatch. All fucking day the servers have been broken, they've been broken on and off last week and this week.

Why can't HiRez get better fucking servers

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>>126391694
This guy knows what's up.

>>126393143
They're being attacked, same thing happened around this time last year.

>>126393143
Servers are under attack by some sort of fanatic group

>>126367752
>agreeing with Taro publically
The cult can't tolerate dissent, anon.

>>126393143
Script kids have been ddossing all these games I they also just scripted their way to doing the same to PSN

Someone were saying they people who got all odyssey items will get something during worlds. Is that true or they're just pulling me leg?

>>126384635
>>126384864
Her insta-AoE silence is very imbalanced, but other than that she's kinda meh.

>>126384673
>>126384773
>the fix to a meta where there is only one counter to imbalanced hard CC mechanics is to reduce the effectiveness of said counter
Hi-Rez devs really are embarrassingly clueless. They are almost to seppuku levels of being shamefully bad at their job. Holy shit.

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>>126394898
hirez has always been shit

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haha wow HiRez this is some nice matchmaking!

Loving the 4k playerdmg thor!

>>126395698
Did he have the skin?

>>126350658
Add this to the OP next time

>Server Status
https://hirezstudios.statuspage.io/

>>126395698
Those stats are averages, and with so few games on the Thor I would believe an early DC on one game brought the numbers down. How are the actual match stats?

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>>126395787
Nope.

>>126395859
What the fuck was that kuk building

>>126396124
I love how you don't comment on thor's second item.

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>>126391694
>not touching balls with your waifu

>>126395859
So this was asaualt, right? Who the fuck cares?

>>126396402
Are you telling me the matchmaking algorithm is different for stuff like conquest?

>>126396660
I'm saying you want into the random all mode expecting balance, which was wrong.

Boys, Alaska is the next taroshima. He played a chronos game in assault last night and flipped out over his winrate and how broken hercules was because he lost one game.

I fed on purpose to watch him sperg out

he's seriously autistic.

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>>126396758
Yeah because a 4k playerdmg Thor throwing is clearly related to the gods right?

>>126396764
Didn't know all 4 of you were intentionally feeding :^)

>>126395859
>Building Sov when the only one with reliable poke is Vulcan

How are you kids this bad at the game? Is it hard to pay attention or something? None of those other gods have poke, and the extra physical protections would have helped your team in team fights.

>>126396764
the entire NA clan is autistic as fuck

>>126391628

I get travellers on guan support. Makes movement for rotations amazing and the extra gold is great. Also on ne zha in assault it's op.

>>126397323
Extra physical protections for the team?

Like the heartward that was bought?

>>126367263
>I'm sick of his flooding of the clan chat with "CC>Skill" tomfoolery
He doesn't spam clan chat. Calm down, anon.

>>126397806
He doesn't spam clan, but if you've ever played with him he sure spams game chat.

So, is Guan a decent Warrior with his Passive change? Always seems fun to play against bots, but I have no idea how he could possibly fare in Arena/Siege., let alone how to properly build him.

>>126397718
Then get pestilence you autistic fuck. Seeing how Guan healed for 22k that might have been a good idea.

>>126397912
hes ok

>>126397985
Then we'd have no healing, considering sylv had a whole 10k.

I initiated all game, our comp totally could have poked them.

>>126397912
He's great in siege because you always have a lane partner to take advantage of his pen shreading and the small corridors of the jungle allow his ult to do maximum damage.

>>126398137
What kind of build would you use on him in siege?

Wanted to play him since his buff, but always been nervous because I think i'd be bad with him.

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i know its wrong

but it feels so good

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i lost so many games of clash today that matchmaking just decided to throw me Omega's smurf on my team.

>>126398268
She's still really good?

I thought ravana kind of fucked her.

>>126397912

He's fucking amazing. But express easy to counter pick. I pretty much refuse to play him outside of ranked though because of how easy he is to counter pick. Warrior tabi, breastplate ancile or mail of renewal, titans bane, more prots like something situational with health preferably. And either more prots or more damage. Mystical is op as hell on him early but i don't get it unless they're really physical heavy.

>>126397512
>Guan support.

>>126398738
Does he do well against that glorioussmite/dirty bubble meme shit?

>>126398235
Bruiser.

Warrior tab > JW > Runeforged > MoR > Runic shield > situational defense.

>>126397912
meh.

>>126397806
He does spam clan chat, and he has no clue what the party chat tab is and always has to cemmentate his own games in the clan tab.

>>126398843
I'll try.

I just wonder how he does against mobile comps.

>>126397343
>leaving out the fact that the eu clan doesn't exist anymore

>>126398115
Friend... Pestilence doesn't effect your team, only the enemy.

>>126398843
Why would you say runic is core...?

This is a pretty mediocre build desu.

>>126399370
So could you please tell me what sov's passive is?

>>126399343
>bringing EU into the NA autism awards
give me your ign

>>126399246
Not bad, just remember that you also have a sustain. If the enemy team wants to disengage and needs to back to heal you can sustain your team for a tower or siege monster. If you're overly concerned about it, get shield of regrowth. It's not the most cost effective item, but guans a good candidate for it.