/utg/ - Undertale General

>being straight
>2015

woomy

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post best skeletal

>>125857497
You're not my mom!

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Cutelizard a best.

D'you think we should add the Red and Gaster games to the OP?

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>>125857550
Best brothers.

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>>125857550
Sure.

how do i come out as straight

i'm really tired of having to tell people i'm a tumblr just so i don't get shit on by society
will people accept me if they know i'm straight

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http://undertalesmut.tumblr.com/post/135464699013/awe

Someone help me sauce this damn video because I am almost positive that the person who posted it didn't make it

i wish to use booby for nourishment but only when im a child incapable of feeding myself and need the milk to grow properly then i wish to lovingly touch booby with my partners consent at the age of 25 with my wife on the day of marriage

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quick reminder guys

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>>125857550
This is now a Papyrus thread!
Post more Papyrus, NO LEWDS ALLOWED

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>>125857639
xth for omega qt

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He did another one bois. Also posting more paps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9nvZm5mAAk

hug me pls

>>125857635
*this is the >>>/trash/

*Feel free to visit it any time!

>>125857714
that doesn't really help

>>125857598
We should when some more good fan games get released.

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>>125857679

team booby vs team FOREBODEN

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>>125857598

She sure is

>>125857635
Leave MILF porn magazines barely hidden in your room.

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>>125857621
that... that is my headcanon now

>>125857639
>>125857693
didn't mean to respond, sorry.
i don't remember even hovering over your post though so i don't know how the fuck the quote happened.

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>>125857598
>>125857757
Cute lizard is okay, but fit lizard is best lizard.

>>125857781
there really needs to be more thinner alphys like this

>>125857750
FOREBODEN master race.

>>125857598
What's this about fan-games?

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>>125857781
No, no, fish is for fit.
Lizard must be thick so there's more to hug.

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>>125857781
Swaptale lizard is best.

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>>125857781
Lizard is nice all around. But fitsh is better for fitness.

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Reposting comfy holiday requests from last thread.

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>>125857750

As a professional booby poster, I feel we're treated unfairly by FORBODEN posters.

At least woshuaposters have concepts of cleanliness and removing filth, respectable. Forboden posters are mere unenlightened children, most of them spam FORBODEN and will then turn around and post booby of their favorite characters in secret.

Frankly I think FORBODEN posters need to grow up and stop being petulant brats.

Sincerely - a booby poster.

Christmas soon
what are you guys doing this year?

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>>125857781
>>125857872
Lizard can fit while thick, guys.

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There's a sincere lack of Papyrus in this thread, and that's never a good thing.

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>>125857661
I'm Sans trash but I like keeping him close to canon sans as possible and I respect both Papyrus posters and Papyrus because everything he says is so positive and fills me with determination.

Being a sans fan is hard. But I'm not gonna waiver my love for his character because autistic 13 year olds on tumblr make us all look bad.

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Hey, /utg/, how are you all tonight?

I'm here drinking coffee while waiting for my sleeping pills to kick in.

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>>125857679
agreed
>>125857707
oh fuck, OF theme is one of my favorite tracks, this is just a dream come true

>>125857929
Being a sack of shit and doing nothing

>>125857978
>drinking coffee while waiting for my sleeping pills to kick in.

>>125857938
Strongfat lizard who crossposts /a/ and /fit/? I like it

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>>125857938
One day you'll get there Alphys. One day you'll suplex your strong girlfriend.

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snow-holds barred

>>125857978
It's 1034 hours and I'm waiting for the truck to return.
Moving house, see.

>>125858000
Trips of truth.
Also, I somehow want Jensen lizard now. Alphys is /m/ as fuck.

>>125857984
Alternatively, lying on the ground and feeling like garbage

>>125857830
http://taxiderby.tumblr.com/post/135354499621/hi-i-made-playable-undertale-tribute-game

I've played this one. One battle, 8 endings, pretty fun.

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>>125857978
Reading about the Slide Rock Bolter.
Just what the hell, Colorado?

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More swaptale

>>125857929
Staying with Mom, she's been through surgery and needs crutches.
We have two beagles.

>>125858048
>8 endings
list, i've only gotten 3
to be fair i didn't try much

>>125857929
Like 3 family christmases.

FIrst one is tomorrow/today

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>>125857958
My nigga. Both skeletons are great, but sans is still my favorite.

Aaron is the most underrated NPC.

> friend of woshua
> just wants to flex with you
> wicked sense of humor

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Hey faggotinis, I am about to head to work for my last shift before Yule!

How are your holidays going?

>>125857929
Going to go see Star Wars with my family, have some dinner and generally have a comfy time.

>>125858048
>>125858097
same pls

>>125858108
>3 family christmases.
do you have 3 familys, anon?

>>125857978
>Hey, /utg/, how are you all tonight?
Oh, you know, same as every night.

Same as every day.

>>125857938
Isn't this the artist who drew Dexter as a furry wolf in a lab wearing only labcoat making a maniacal grin and sporting a massive erection while spattered with blood?

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>>125857929

nothing

>>125857707
Do you have a bigger version of this

>>125858112
Sans & Papyrus: Superstar Saga when

>>125857929
Spending it with the people I love most!
My birthday is actually this Sunday! It sucks being a holiday baby because everybody's more eager to celebrate Jesus's birthday since they're the ones getting free shit and not me, but I digress.

Hey /utg/. Just woke up.
Y'know, you guys are alright. This might be the best general I've ever been a part of.
Most other generals I went to were just constant shitposting and complaining about the game and its developers.
We Psychological Goat Analysis yet?

>>125858158
No.

One's my mom's side of the family mostly, the other other is my dad's side of the family mostly, the 3rd one is both at my parent's house, and there's also a 4th one with my godmother's family.

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>>125858127
There's a lot of work ahead, so damn if I know.

>>125858176
Again, damn if I know, but I'd fap to it.

Have Santasgore.

>>125858129
>hasnt seen starwars yet
oh man, dont read this if you dont want to be spoiled then
snape kills dumbledore

>>125858176

that's oddly specific

did you look at that picture a lot of something?

>>125858196
After Toby finishes Hard Mode.

>>125858097
>>125858139
I got the number from a youtube video, not sure if it's accurate. I know of these, making names up as I go long:
Pacifist Don't kill her
Picnic Do pacifist, then share your food with her
Betrayal Do pacifist, then kill her when she spares you
Genocide Kill her
Changed Mind Do genocide, then spare her at the last moment
Self Defense Fight, then spare her when she spares you the first time

>>125857929
Going to some astronomy thing set up by the ESO in Milan.
Gonna be fucking around with high powered telescopes in the mountains.

>>125858248
>tfw I actually spoiled this for my mom when I was like 12

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>>125857996
Whatever happens, happens hombre.
Though this pain in my chest wasn't here earlier. Oh well.

>>125858040
Nice, nice. Where are you moving?

>>125858173
I feel that, buddy. I feel that.

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>>125858248
Welp. Shouldn't have looked. Goodbye everyone, I'll see you all in the Underground!

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>>125858206
No idea. I offer cute goatmom to you however.

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>>125858195
I wish I did.

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>>125858206
/utg/ is comfiest general.
Come join the comfy.

>>125858301
I ain't, my stepdad is. Mom's gotten tired of him, and I guess after fifteen years it's time.

>>125858206
>complaining about the game and its developers.
To be fair, discussion of the game itself, and thus its developer, is pretty much non-existent at this point.

>>125858267
huh, i got a different ending
i joked until she left

>>125858112
>>125858196
https://gifsound.com/?gif=i.4cdn.org/vg/1450517844141.gif&v=VOC0ig2Rk1g

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I want to hold hands with the goat.

>>125858343
Did he kill six humans despite not actually wanting to after making a promise he really didn't want to keep?

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>>125858378

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>>125857929
Celebrating with my brother's family (his kids, his wife, his wife's parents) and our dad. This will be our 5th holiday without our mom, as she's busy travelling the world, again.
I was looking forward to it, but I have to deal with my brother's wife's family. We do not connect.

Looking forward to surprising my dad with some nice gifts though.

Remember to appreciate your family while they are still around.

>>125858395
Nah, he just kicked my sister out the house and has generally been an asshole, also don't bully the goatdad.

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>>125858347

after almost 8 years i'm bored of talking about shitty developers making shitty games

i enjoy the games i enjoy and i don't like the ones i don't like

i'd rather shitpost about games i love with other retards who don't care than have an in depth discussion about the proper use of a grenade launcher/rocket launcher in quake III for the 500th time

>>125858369
I guess add Comedy to that list.
I wonder if anyone has got Flirting to do something.

>>125858378
Yes exactly
tfw want to cover bonetrousle with M&L:SS instruments but lack the sufficient talent

>>125857929
Nothing.

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>>125858196
undertale has a big, talented, devoted fandom. i'm sure it won't be too long.

> tfw muffet was like a ten minute long part of the game

I was hoping for a whole spider world and multiple muffet encounters. I guess toby hates spiders...

>>125858048
I can't download it, it just takes me to a blank tab.

>>125858347
>>125858458
Still, everyone in the general seems to at least like undertale.

>>125858449
goatdad is my favorite character, why would I bully him?

>>125858513
Why would people be posting in a general if they didn't like the game?

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>>125858458
That's a beautiful Alphys.

I mean, more beautiful than usual.

wheres all the LEWD?

>>125858496
Odd, worked for me. Lemme link the files.
PC: https://mega.nz/#!bEBVBKzR!4ALx2Y8ixaFXd-kDXhazJsSezSG4u3qZcrfEoeaFutY
Mac: https://mega.nz/#!DF5RVKib!37NV8-SD5eisRUqczc3qXHpr3YIHuwQ3krtxLCJyQGsI

>>125858540
Y'know, I used to ask myself the same question.
Heck, if anyone even posted anything positive about the game he'd be told to 'stop shilling'.

>>125858391
I think you want to do more than just that.

>>125857929
Nothing, because my family is pretty much worthless. My father being the only good man and a saint compared to my brother.
Holidays don't mean a whole lot to me anyway.

>>125858447
True that friendo, true that.

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hi i guess i finished chapter one of whatever this is

girl frick, save fic, too much dialogue and not enough plot movement

http://pastebin.com/5uFiutcB

i havent written in years so any feedback is welcome

if I have the free time tomorrow i'll write up chapter 2 if people are interested. this was surprisingly easy to bust out once i got going

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>>125858551
You want lewd? Well here you go anon.

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>>125858423
A spin-off of Undertale using the M&L battle UI with Sans and Papyrus would be amazing.

Have it set in the post-pacifist ending where the Bone Bros need to find Papyrus' lost spaghetti recipes scattered throughout the world.

With fucking awesome Bro Attacks god damn those need to come back

>>125858551
We woshed it away

>>125858556
Nope, it's just stuck on the redirecting page. I don't know why this is happening.

>>125858551
see >>125858391

>>125858574

I take offense to that, im as innocent as a lamb.

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I have to thank The Anon who made this very good pic, after my request here >>125781865

And you can find him in here
>>125809939

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>>125858640
Keep going.

>Someone says something is a chara fic
>It's all Asriel instead
>She

>>125858659
Yeah sure, that's why you post cropped lewds.

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Needs a lot of work. doubt ill finish this, im not sure. https://imgur.com/dclyAq1

>>125858641
Bros Attacks are by far the best fucking concept to come out of the Mario & Luigi series

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>>125858698
Sorry, wrong pic, fucking hell

THIS one is the right one, sorry again

>>125858762
It's weird, it worked when I tried opening the link on a different browser, but for whatever reason I can't open it at all on this one.

>>125858606
That was bretty gud for a first time in years. Can't get enough of savefics, keep em coming anon

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>>125858698
Where's Santa Asgore?

>>125858785
Nah, nah, I think it's safe up to this.

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>>125858721

>>125858845

hope i'm not banned

>>125858771
damn laz thats hella gay

keep doing more

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>>125858845
Here you go, buddy

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>>125858901

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>>125858640
OK, why was this one deleted?

>>125858762
>>125858785
These ones, however, I expected to get woshed.

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>>125858916
Caught again, when will it end ;~;

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It's pretty heavily hinted that Papyrus's "Santa" is Sans, but then why did Toby put a Santa costume in Asgore's closet?

Could Asgore have been the real hero?

>that macro asriel fic
>tfw no macro bf

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>>125858845
Santasgore you say?

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>>125858721

an assblasted janitor is removing alphys for whatever reason

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>>125858721
You mean Gasphys?

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>>125859054

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>fuck up real bad and end up only being able to get a boner from a disgusting fetish
>flaccid for literally weeks
>some asshole touches my butt a few times on a public bus then buggers off
>get rock hard from it
>realize i'm only desensitized to sex visually and not physically
>have been sleeping with random guys so i can feel again

How has your week been /utg/?

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>>125858901

>>125859135
Living the sad panda life style I see.

Proud of you anon

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>>125859058
>tfw asphyxiation is her fetish
I must write a fic now.

>>125858951
Thanks, bro. Have an OTP.

>>125858845

>see-through formal shirt

Fucking pee noise

>>125859135

what fetish

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Here a woshua.

Urgh.

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>>125859135
>trying to schedule a swinger party
>send out invites to all swingers I know
>ask for RSVPs so I know how many people to plan for
>not a single person has responded yet
>unlike your story mine is actually a thing that happened

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>>125858458
LIZARDS IN DRESSES

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>>125859167
It's nice when things like these happen.


You planning something for New Year's Eve, /utg/?

>>125859167

>I must write a fic now.

Here's an idea

Undyne playfully puts Alphys into a headlock but just before she lets go Alphys audibly moans in response and tells her to keep going and put more pressure on her neck.

>>125858606
Keep on truckin' Anon.

>>125859208
God bless you.

>>125859208
Cute wosh.

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Oh yeah, I forgot to mention I completed the Undying fight. Undyne kicked my ass at least 25 times but I finally did it.
It was nice to see the heroine valiantly defend her people, even to the last breath.

Time to do Sans, but this time, I'll let him win.

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>>125859314
also fish?

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POST CUTE

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>>125859314

>>125859220
>>not a single person has responded

You wouldnt want single people at that sort of party

THICK Undyne when?

>>125859220
fuck you alphys

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>>125859376
No, only lizards.

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>>125859408
I really like Frisk with deep red eyes even though it's 99.99% non-canonical

>>125858749

Golly! Really?
How do you know its porn though?

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>>125859376
Acceptable.

>>125859367
>Undyne killed you 25 fucking times

Yeah, you'll "let" him win.

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>>125859423
You know what I meant.

>>125859432
That's what I want to happen.

>>125859442
See, you say that, then post fish as well. I'm getting mixed signals. Unless you meant lizard only in dresses, that's ok.

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>>125859367
The real hero in this story.

>>125859429
Seems blasphemous

>>125859429
Already happened.

>>125859494
I mean I'll get to the end, right before the last two hits. He'll whip my ass back and forth, but hey, sooner or later I'll get the hang of it.

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>>125859423

Bless the janitor who's fighting the thick fags

>>125859367
I see posts sometimes about how Undyne the Undying is too hard and that they can't beat her. That's weird to me because I beat her in like 4 tries and then got stuck on Sans for like 5 hours.

I'm playing the Red fight, and I got her down to about half health, then she said she didn't want to fight anymore, but now I can't do anything. I can't move my heart or anything, she's just standing there.

Is this shit broken?

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>>125859536
Anon that's a sweater.

>>125859607
Fag detector just exploded

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>>125859610
I'm not very good with the spears. Sans will probably be easier since platforming is something I excel in. We'll just have to see.

>>125859664
I'm indeed a dreaded homosexual.

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Any fishfags around?

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alphys in lingerie

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>>125859607
Hey, janitor. Care to join us?

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>>125859429
Thickfag here. Undyne is for fit. Lizard, goatmom, and catty are for thick Frisk and Chara can come too.

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>>125859607
Not your preferred thick?

>>125859696
Scroll up.

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>>125859536
I'm no thickfag, but that clearly wasn't NSFW.

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>>125859696

>>125859735
>everyone who disagrees with me is le mod boogeyman

e p i c
p
i
c

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>>125859708

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>>125859696
Reporting in.

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>>125859607

alright janitor faginitor, delete THIIIS

>>125859694
I meant fag as a general insult. I don't you enjoy the sausage slam.

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>>125859696
I'm a lizardfag and a kingfag, I am necessarily also a fishfag.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNp8MI5C7ls

Reuploaded

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>>125859696
Right here, might head to bed soon but I doubt it.

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>>125859821
This will be deleted. Mark my words.

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What are you guys doing?

Got my last final in T-8 hours and taking a break before I go back to studying

>>125859735
>>125859837
>If someone doesn't have your shit fetish you're a janny deleting things you don't like.

>>125859840
>I do not you enjoy the sausage slam

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>>125859849
Best taste.

>>125859880
Listening to chill music and relaxing.

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>>125859696
sup

>>125859880

literally nothing

i have no obligations until wednesday when i go back to work

but there's like a 70% chance there will be mad crazy snow and my boss will just say 'fuck it', especially if the postal service isn't posting, because we rely on that shit to get work done

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>>125859920
>tfw somone keeps the filename

Thank you, you warmed my heart.

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Post baby bones!

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>>125859696

venom fish, reporting in

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>>125860090
>Alphys, I'm already a heroine.

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>>125860036

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>>125859696

Woshua mod removing any kind of lewd.

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>>125859696
>>125859810
>>125859831
>>125859837
>>125859849
>>125859856
>>125859959
>>125860029
>>125860090
I salute you, fellow fishposters

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>>125860090

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>>125860126
>>125860090
Az, I'm already a demon.

Toriel BDSM when???

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>>125860160
Just doing my duty. Carry on, fishposter.

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>>125860154
woshua mod is a loose cannon, no lewds have even been posted yet

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>>125860160
We have work to do.

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>>125860179

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>>125860236
>>125860291
*feels all the hearts beating as one*

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>>125860373
Please don't do that, thank you.

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>>125859058
Gasphys, you say?

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>>125860373
Yes, please.

I hope I won't get banned for this.

But this general will live on.

>>125860420
Please don't.

I died to Undyne like thirty times, I admit.

But then I had Sans snoozing in nine.

What's the deal? People say you're shit if Undyne gives you trouble, but it's pretty expected to be stuck on Bad Time Bones for hours.

>>125860420
I thought this was wingdings for half a second because of some of the cyrillic letters

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>>125859696
yes

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>>125860435
You surely won't get banned for this, because I've seen it "live on" without a spolier tag

>>125860420
Yes. Gasphys.

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good night /utg/, sweet dreams and i hope you guys all have really great and comfy christmases.

i hope everybody who wanted to remember their dreams does, and to drawfags, writefags, and lucidfags, keep trying and good luck.

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>>125860435
What a pretty Undyne.

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>>125860420
do not

>>125858472
I'm down to give it a go except I can't find a SS soundfont

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>>125860558
Time to keep fishing.
>>125860586
>implying there is non-pretty Undyne

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>>125860603

>Undyne will never do squats above your face

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>>125860586
Yours is also great, fellow fishposter

>>125860640
>implying

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>>125860640
Honestly I don't mind Undyne not being pretty. I much prefer her being fierce, maybe with some scars and the like. Leave pretty for Mettaton.

>>125860640
To be honest, I kind of prefer monstrous-looking Undynes to uber-pretty ones. Like >>125859685 and >>125860126 and shit.

Stuff that just makes her into an elfin-featured blue human doesn't grab me at all. It's her strength and ferocity and passion and canon appearance that appeal to me, some demurely-smiling blue skinned waif just isn't Undyne to me.

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>>125860734
Well, I find her beautiful regardless.

...I really want Alphys to eat undying sushi. Help!

>>125860696
Why is life suffering

JUST
LET
ME
HUG YOU!

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>>125860834
I definitely feel you, anon.

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>>125860734
Fist of the North Waterfall?

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Which boss battles would you like to see animated?
Genocide Sans ans Undyne for me.

>>125860893
is it a sexual hug?

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>>125860834
>implying that monstrous can't be pretty

>>125861000
Asgore, too.

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>>125860834
Yeah I hear you anon. The grinning, strong fishwoman that radiates anger and determination is my favorite kind of fishwoman.

>>125861000
Mettaton's would be amusing.

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Goodnight /utg/
I have a fic in the works, expect it tomorrow

>>125861000
OF and the Mettaton vs Frisk dance off special.

>>125861000
>>125861038
And there's the ones I want already posted.
Maybe Asriel's, too, but that didn't leave much of an impression on me.

>>125860865

Why indeed http://imgur.com/a/6kfBy

>>125860531
Also found Undyne more difficult than Sans. Most of skelebone's asskicking comes in the form of not knowing what to expect next, then it taking 5-10 minutes to slog back to that point in the fight to practice it again. It was time-consuming but not terribly difficult.

Undyne was quick precise button-presses and spear blossoms up the ass. I hated that DDR shit.

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>>125861038
Monstrous I wouldn't consider pretty, but it does have some form of beauty to it. I just don't think 'pretty' would be the right word for it.

the amalgamate that tucks you in spooked me the first time i encountered it
i got straight out of bed as soon as it appeared

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>>125861059
sleep tight doogle

i'm also going to join the land of dreams

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>>125860898
Finally someone gets it.

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>>125861139
I don't know what to call that sleek aesthetic, that efficient lethality that is kept from being completely unbridled through raw willpower.

>>125861143
Tuck-Ingamation was some real Yume Nikki shit.

Alphys vore when

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>>125861210
'Awesome' in the actual, awed sense?

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>>125861000
Same.

>>125861038
>implying intensifies


I also love how thanks to a simple "fishfags, report" post there're lots of great Undyne pics

Not to say it was mine <3

so anons, what are you up to tonight?

i'm marathoning the starwars movies in machete order, before i go see the new one tomorrow

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>>125861282
Once a thread, eh?
How about later.

>>125861290
Yeah...that works.

>>125861320
pic related

>>125861320
>Undyne with her hair down
A fetish I never knew I had.

>>125861321
Dumbledore dies.

>>125861190
Hooray for writing till 3 AM

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>>125861320
All it takes is one anon, and we rise to the call.

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With that talk of fangames, I'm surprised no one toyed with the idea of fighting another human, or at least someone who can use SOUL modes.

>Green : You have to hit left or right in the FIGHT bar or the attack is blocked for 0 damage
>Blue, the enemy jump at intervalls, if you land the blow while it's jumping, it misses
>Yellow, will try to attack you when trying to FIGHT the enemy by blasting at your cursors, can cause you to go further back on the scale and hit too far to the left/right or even outright miss, additional projectile when it's the enemy's turn too
>Purple, like Blue but instead move left, right, up or down, you have to align the FIGHT cursor with the position of the enemy and only when it's "down" else it misses
>Red, you're forced in another one of the color and the enemy gain the ability to SAVE and LOAD, at this point you have to talk and fuck with them to make them less determined and gain SAVE and LOAD back, else you can't win the fight

>>125861420
you're supposed to be going to bed


so am i fuck

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>>125861290
If anyone deserves that, it's fish.

>>125861451
>doogle
>ever sleeping

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>>125861320
>That Undyne

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>>125861426
One for all. All for one.

>>125861464
Great fish.

>>125861464
If it weren't for the enormous pity I felt for goatdad, I'd disagree.

As it stands, I fear fish more than I feel sorry for her, and I feel sorry for goatdad more than I fear him.

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>>125861464
Definitely. A true hero, fighting for everything she believes in, her king and her people. Even as she was turning into sludge, she never once gave up hope.
I honestly think Undyne is one of the better written characters in recent vidya history, along with a lot of other UT characters. Not that that's a bad thing, of course.

>>125861436
sounds cool
i've been looking for a project to distract myself with
i'll give it a go

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>>125861548
That's fair. Goatdad really doesn't want to be doing it from the start. Undyne is basically on a warpath to save her people, to the point where she endures after death if you try to kill her, and she'll only ever stop wanting to kill you if you use your unbeatable friendship powers.

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What do you guys do here, anyway? There isn't that much lore in the game to discuss

>>125861635
When you think about it, Determination isn't really fatal to Monsters, it just makes them melt.

But even at their most melted, they don't die from it.

Like, Lemon Bread and Snowdrake's Mom just end up as humanoid blobs, but they definitely didn't die or anything.

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>>125861718
Or if you use your unbeatable LOVE.

Anyway, this is a switch to dad. Dadposters, assemble.
All dads welcome.

>>125861723
Save stuff I like.

>>125861000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dIA68ZIXUw

>>125861723
Fan art. Fan fics. Fanwankery in general.

We eat up the image limit like it's nobody's business because this fandom churns out fan art like crazy, and a good lot of it is actually good.

>>125861723
We run in circles posting art, puns, and stories.

We also argue over who's worse among like, Asrielfags, skelefuckers, thickposters, charaposters, et al.

And sometimes we have polls.

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I fought Mettaton NEO before killing the last monster in hotland/core. I THOUGHT HE WAS THE LAST ONE. He told me I fucked up my run. Did I fuck up my run?

>>125861885
You fucked up your run. Hope you didn't save, or you're getting the Queen Alphys ending.

>>125861885
You fucked up. You needed to kill EVERYONE before fighting him. Hope you didn't save.

>>125861867
>putting delicious thick in one tier with asrielfags, bonezoners and charaposters
It's okay, I'll try to keep comfy.

>>125861885
He says you fucked up, you fucked up. Reload or face Queen Alphys.

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Buff is approaching critical levels

>>125861451
>>125861501
You guy know me the best
But I'm actually getting off now though ...maybe

>>125861902
>>125861915
>>125861930

I'm going to fucking kill myself.

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>>125861798
Nope.

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>>125861943

>>125861946
I'm in bed phone posting now

IS this hell

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>>125861953
Alphys is best queen.

>>125861970
B-b-but what if I ship goredyne?

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>>125861943
Buffish is nice.

>>125861930
Hey, I'm a thickposter myself. It's more comparable on the level of people complaining, especially lately. Double-especially if you include Jannie's fits.

>>125861997
MAGNIFICENT

>>125861943
Fish is fit, not swole.
Goat is swole.

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>>125861798
I'd post dad but my undertale folder is nonexistant save for some Gasters I saved to practice reading wingdings with.

Have a skelebro tho

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>>125862018
>shipping that
She respects him too much, and sees him as a father figure. Whereas Asgore could potentially see her as a surrogate child in place of Asriel, and well, it's Asgore.
Not trying to ship shame here, but I just can't see it being plausible.

Does anyone have the image of undyne asking "You don't want to post?" in silly rhyme format?

>>125862018
I think goredyne is worse than soriel.

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>>125862127

>>125862095
Gaster is dad, too.

>>125862106
Yeah, I know...it's just because I can see Alphys being into NTR and fingering herself to that.

>>125862134
Is it worse than papyton?
Is it acceptable as lizard sandwich?

>>125861798
I want Asgore to softly fuck me in the ass.

How much money is Toby Fox going to get in his next Kickstarter?

>>125862018
Queen Alphys is probably my favorite neutral ending. It's such an interesting dynamic, and very different from the other neutral endings. It's another one of the hints for dumb deep lore bullshit with sans and Alphys having known each other.

>>125862190
3.3 million

>>125862178
Yes
and Yes

>>125862176
perfect thank you

>>125862195
So wait what happens when I get the ending where does it reload me or does it force me to restart

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>>125862185
>ass-gore
>soft
Best of luck.

>>125862195
Besides, if Alphys ever gets another human soul, she won't fuck around like Asgore.
She's gonna get the chance to kill you that she wanted.

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>>125862190
I guess it can be 10x the required amount, but it depends how much he'll want


Here's another fish tho

>>125862250
If you reload, it'll put you before Asgore, I believe.

You need to reset to get any other ending.

>>125861723
fap to cute demongote pics/fics mostly

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>>125861798
With my final waking minute, I dadpost