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2.20 The Reborn Prince (December 15)
http://smite.gamepedia.com/SMITE_Version_2.20.3137
>2.19 - Divas and Demons (December 1)
http://smite.gamepedia.com/SMITE_Version_2.19.3115

>XBO 2.18 - The Astral Hunt
http://www.smitegame.com/new-in-xbox-the-astral-hunt-2-18/

>7 Days of Saturnalia Event (December 16 to 22)
http://www.smitegame.com/7-days-of-saturnalia/

>Season 2 League Rewards
http://www.smitegame.com/preview-season-2-league-rewards/

>Odyssey 2016
http://smite.gamepedia.com/Odyssey_2016

>FAQ for all game-related questions
http://pastebin.com/M4TZPpe8

>The SMITE clans are SmGen (NA) and GenSm (EU), leaders are SethPhalange and HardyMcWilly respectively.
Post your name in the thread or send an invite to one of the leaders.


Previous Thread: >>125540017
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>not kelly edition

Kill yourself OP
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I want to wear Kelly's day worn sock as a scarf.
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>>125702904
nth for kelly a best
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I want to hug kelly and cuddle whit her!
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I propose we change to /kellygen/
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Who's the qt?
You are!
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>>125702904
>No Kelly edition
>This image in the op again so soon

Sage and make a new thread.
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Mogee is a cute little boy and i'm fine with that.
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A S U D E M
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xth for ded
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>Arachne will never get any love from Hi-rez
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このトピックでは、今、日本に属します。
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>>125704479
Thank god.
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Nth for Nox has best tits, best voice, and is the best milf.
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>>125704985
I bought her shitty gem skin for some reason. It's okay but default is so much better
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>>125704985
best tits yes but nu wa for epic under boob
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>>125705239
But if Nox were in her outfit, she'd have better underboob.
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>>125705239
ew
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Nth for I want a job working for HiRez Bart
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>>125705463
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>>125705463
>>125706193
That's some tumblr-nose tier shit
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>>125706193
Skeletons and skin don't work like that you goober.
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>>125705239
>Would I fuck Nu Wa?
Yes
>Do I think this art is good or captures her appeal?
No
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>>125706245
>tumblr-nose
fucking where, all I see is bad anatomy.
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>>125706193
Bro, I'm all for porn and stuff, but she looks disgusting as fuck in that pic.
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>>125706414
tumblr-nose TIER

As in, the whole human body is drawn inaccurately
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>>125706526
What the fuck does the nose have to do with anything? Tumblr nose means just red nose, don't spout buzzwords just because you saw them son. If anything this is deviantart tier (trying to be realistic but comes off as ugly)
TUMBLR tier comes with red/oddly shaded noses, elbows, knees for the sake of stylization and artistic liberties, or just making white characters black. Pic Related.
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>>125706265
Oh yeah? Show me where the artist made a flaw in the anatomy? She just has wide hips, and a narrow ribcage/shoulders with a low body fat percentage. It's a completely plausible body shape. You're just a fucking ignorant pleb is all.
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>>125706925
>or just making white characters black.

Man I hate that shit.
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>>125706993
Can't tell if you're trolling or not but
her feet are a size 20
she has a neck that rivals Hank Hill
her rib cage is fucking non existant
tits defy gravity itself
she has long ass shins
long legs, short arms
she has man jaw
hair is flatter than a 2x4.
>>125707141
Fucking aye.
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>>125707367
Her tits, neck, ribcage and jaw are fine. Tits can definitely work like that, they're clearly drooping under force, its not like tits are just hanging sacks of mass they have fibres that keep them up. Her neck is fine, it's a bit wide but still totally plausible hooking up in well before her jaw ends. Her ribcage is small but still plausible, you can see how much wider her torso than her waist.

Her legs and feet are definitely too long, and her hair is too flat.
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>>125708070
>her ribcage are fine
>her ribcage is small
Kinda contradictory there dude.
>they're clearly drooping under force
yeah, of magneto maybe
fuckign pick up fun with pencils, study from life and you can see this is wrong especially from a technical standpoint. Go on /ic/, they'll tell you the exact same thing. Unless you are the artist himself, you're giving this person too much credit.
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>>125708070
The picture is bad dude

Stop being retarded
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>>125706925
They look like the little shits that hang around the villain in Disney movies
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i came a little bit on her mouth.
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>>125708672
Well then it's only right that she returns the favor
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>>125708070
i got some art up your alley
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>>125709006
i wont mind at all ace i mean.. anon i wont mind at all .
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>>125709058
>Fucking Awilix
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>>125709058
jokes aside, I sometimes wonder if people actually enjoy bad art, and don't see the difference in quality. Like on rule34 for example, I sometimes see a pretty bad picture, and click on it and out of curious read the comments, and people are saying "awesome" and "this is great". I'm all for encouraging an artist but I think they're genuinely serious.
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>>125709058
every fucking time

>kali sees someone taking her speed buff
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>>125709197
>>125709614
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>>125676319
>It requites thought and planning from the "victim"
There's nothing to 'plan' against when you can't even see the enemy, you catastrophically stupid person.

> just like how healing (another mechanic Morello finds to be very toxic)
It can be quite toxic, depending how it's implemented. I don't think Smite has it balanced just yet.

> If you are so bad at the game that you can't keep track of loki
> If you are so bad at the game that you can't keep track of loki
> If you are so bad at the game that you can't keep track of loki
lmao. What else is there to say to this stupidity?

Stealth removes risk-vs-reward at a button press. It's horrifically designed, outdated, imbalanced, and toxic. It requires no skill on part of the user other than clicking a button. It's garbage, and only a talentless game designer or a moronic fanboy would defend it. Which are you?
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>>125709521
I enjoy bad porn.

Stuff like SFM or MMD porn, love that shit.
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>>125709058
Why does the blondie on the right side in the back have a goatee?
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>>125709161
>everything gay is me
I don't know if I should be proud or ashamed of this reputation.
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>>125710327
>MMD
what?

Also theres great SFM porn, do you mean you purposely enjoy shit animations?
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Where can I fuckin' pay for someone to make my Bellona porn
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>>125710610
Yea, there's some good SFM stuff, but a lot of it is pretty awful.

MMD is mikumikudance, you can find some funny stuff
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>>125710290
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>>125711123
Shadman.
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>>125711861
Anon, your coprophagia needs to stop.
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>>125712004
B-but it tastes so good
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>>125712004
Say what u want but with enough cash flow shad can make ur futa dreams com tru.
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>>125712004
But he doesn't into scat no mo.
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>>125711861
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0dH4P0jHJA
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>>125711123
This isn't specific enough

What do you want her doing? What kind of style? Price range? etc.
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Alright guys who do you think has the best/worst voice acting?

For me i think best voice goes to Anubis, he is easily the best. Agni however being second place.

The delivery on Anubis' death line is perfect.
>"No! Release me, I command yo-!"

It makes me think of how the dead are so quickly willing to devour anything as soon as they are capable of it, even their own god.

As for the worst, Kumbhakarna is just boring as fuck. I would've loved it if he had some more rage in him from being woken up early or something. Disappointing all around.
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>futa fags okay with shadman
>wonder why we hate them
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>>125714136
>anyone okay with shadman
you can have him, we have Doxxy and Incase for futa stuff.
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>>125714313
>incase

you mean sameface
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>>125713682
>Kumbhakarna
>Literal sleeping person who's sleeping as his idle animation
>Complaining about a boring voice
They were going for a perpetually drowsy "Sleepy" Giant. Not a perpetually angry from being awoken "Not alseep" Giant. If you're going to be mad at something, be mad with his concept you retard. The VA fit the role just fine. He's SUPPOSED to be boring as fuck regardless of whether you mean that the VA was bored with his lines or something. It still works.
>>125714136
No one said they were okay with him and there's no one except you and two others that actually care about the futa fags.
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>>125713682
I like Neith, Xing and khepri's voices

I hate Bellona/Nox.
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>>125714370
>Having a recognizable style that makes your characters look similar
>Le Sameface
Sure, why not dude.
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>>125714483

khumba is the comfiest
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Is Bastet any good still? Haven't played in months.
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>>125714748
Cats OP to be quite honest with you.
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>>125714748
Strong early game.
Tower melter late game.
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>>125666587

Funny, since I can't seem to find it on any of the places.

The threads haven't dumped it, the forums are plucking it, leddit seems to be doing the same, Social media is in snippets. I can't find a complete one dumped anywhere.
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>>125715503
https://digital.darkhorse.com/read/6208/

There, now STFU.
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why nobody talks about ullr? is he shit?
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>>125715794
because he is a fun god with fun mechanics that is not shit, if you play him you are gonna have fun but he is not the easiest ADC around.
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>>125715794
>No ult
>Most other hunters can fuck him something fierce
>relies on a skill shot to initially deal damage to his enemies
>mana draining
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>>125713682
Xing's delivery of "Sorry" is the best in the game.
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>>125713224
Preferrably softcore, SFM or a good quality drawing, price range doesn't matter too much
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>>125715759

>Buy now
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Because Nemesis and Nox have most of their face covered up, porn of either tends to be better than that of other characters.

Prove me wrong. It's figuratively impossible.
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>>125703629
Best girls
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>>125709521
I think your standards are higher than most normal people. Some people make fun of Reit here because his art looks plastic, but I don't think anybody here can say Reit is worse than that pic.

Even the rule34 comments hate it.
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>>125709521
I am actually sexually attracted to certain bad art styles.
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>>125714483
Congrats on being mad!
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>>125715794
Ullr is easily the most skill based hunter in the game.
His damage relies more on hitting ability a than other hunters and his skill shots+combos are tough to hit.
On top of that he's still just "okay" so all the extra effort doesn't really pay off.
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>>125708672
Don't cum on your screen.
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>>125710587
FUTA ISN'T GAY
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>>125717532
Futa on girl = not gay
Futa on futa = gay?
Futa on male = PRETTY GAY BRO
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>>125714313
>mad about shadman while enjoying dox "i don't ever have to improve because you chumps won't stop paying me for pony porn" xy
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>>125717639
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>>125717532
>people think chicks with dix fuggin other chicks is gay
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where's my gems hirez what the fuck
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>>125717034
I wasn't talking about that picture specifically. Look at the smite stuff on rule34 right now, just the first page even, and look at the quality between the posts. Most of it is pretty fucking bad. Like just compare them to the few good ones. It's not even high standards, just look. But most of them have comments like "nice" and "do more!" Or "do x next!".
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is vaman useful i went full tank and did good but the other team was pretty bad went golden hammer>boots>frost>midgard>runic>titan bane
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>only good at support
>absolute dogshit at anything else

whyyyy I wanna have big kills to my penis too
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>>125718965
Make a smurf account and practice other roles.
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help me choose my first hero
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>>125718758

how pretty are these traps? are we talking like can pass in day to day or what?
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>>125719680
Superman
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>>125719680
Ao Kuang/Loki
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>>125719680
Fuch >>125719770
Ironman
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>>125719680
Thanatos
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>>125719680
Green Lantern, either Hal or Gardner
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>>125716220
Check last thread (or the one before it, can't remember) it was dumped here pretty soon after it came out. Try putting some effort in.
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>>125719770
>>125719881
>>125719908
>>125719946
>>125719948
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>guy has last pick
>obviously the only role left is support
>he picks Vamana
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>>125719680
Marvel Thor and Loki when?
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>>125719687
pretty enough to fool you until you find out they have lump inbetween their legs at which point you have to decide if you are gay but then realize you're having a hypothetical conversation over whether or not fucking men in dresses is straight maing you soind fishy

>>125719680
dont pick fotm one punch man please
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>>125720604

>thinking hirez can afford disney licensing

lel
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>>125719680
Awilix.
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>>125719680
Osiris, his 1 will help you learn line skillshots, his 2 will get you used to the ground target, and most importantly being a melee god with only his ult as a gap closer/escape it will force you to be conscious of your positioning.
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>>125717532
Hey friend, how are you feeling? Kinda stressed out, huh? I can understand, life can really wear you down sometimes. Futa might not be the gayest thing out there, but it's definitely not straight. Just accept that you're at least bisexual for liking it, I have. Maybe that will help take some stress out of your life, help you calm down a bit!
Best wishes, Ace.
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>>125720684
do you have by any chance the uncesored?
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>>125720852
>>>/rule34/
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>>125718758
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>>125721762
What's wrong with dakimakuras?
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>>125721753
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So do we just not get any gems for the last 2 days?
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>>125722034
literally google "smite rule 34" and click the first link you gigantic fucking newfaggot

have you seriously never been to that site before
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>>125722034
just go to paheal and type awilix shitter
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>>125715956
shit kid
>>125720134
But then I have to do something other than be a colossal faggot
>>125721762
>it's not gay bro, I just like sucking chick's dicks
>>125722262
>b-but muh spoonfeeding
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>>125722262
>literally google
literally kill yourself
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>>125722592
This desu senpai.
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>>125722592
literally go outside
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>nobody with similar elo is queueing at 2 in the morning

normie game desu
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>>125722858
I'm already outside what now flaming faggot?
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>>125722937
go inside and charge your laptop
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>>125722937
Take off your pants and insert another branch into your ass and work it in and out until you realize that you're now gay as well
And then
call me;^)
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>>125722937
Weed my garden.
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>>125723021
I don't have any laptop
did you buy me one for christmas
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>tfw Guardian and have as many kills in Arena as 3 of your other teammates combined.
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>>125723164
>weed
enjoy jail forever

>>125723159
>working my ass
I'm not gay anon
I just fuck qt boys in the butt
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>>125723403
You sure you aren't anon?
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>>125723617
Guess there's only one thing left to do then
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I haven't had fun playing clash, ever.
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>>125723939
Play Loki and just spend the whole game backdooring and being a general pain in the ass.
The maps so tiny you can just move around and fuck with people everywhere
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>>125723939
Quit it queer, we're trying to shitpost
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>>125723791
are you telling me to cut off your penis anon
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>>125724205
Only if this will be us
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>>125724435
seems like a good idea, let's do it
I need to relieve the stress this fucking game is giving me
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>>125724606
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>>125724786
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>>125724786
>female bakasura
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>>125720679
They kind've are already without explicitly being Marvel Thor and Loki
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This general has evolved to degeneracy
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>>125725106

how so? loki just looks gay, he doesn't have any of the same shit that marvel loki has

same thing with thor really
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>>125725131
I guess I'm not interested after all in your chopped-off-hungry-hole anon
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>>125725356
>loki just looks gay
Is this a meme?
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>>125725393
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>>125725506
>Apparently wearing mascara and eyeliner is a manly thing to do
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>>125725778
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>>125725778
>Eyeliner
looks like paint anon.
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>WIN A GAME
>STILL NO FUCKING GEMS
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WHAT ABOUT ARES
IS IT GUD
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>>125724786
unbirthing is some wild shit
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Holy fuck I hate clash.
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>>125726638
shit >>>>>>>>>>>> 1vs1 joust > clash> arena
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>>125726068

>win a game
>get gems

thank you based hirez, kelly didn't bully me today
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>>125726802
Faggot
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>>125726802
It's my third day of not getting gems
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>>125726780
>1 v 1 joust
>better than anything.
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>get put up against a diamond arachne
>kicks my ass in early game and gets ahead
>well shit we lost
>manage to get a kill mid game
>he swaps his frostbound and titan bane for runic shield and sovereignty
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>>125727097
where the fuck is your obow
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>>125727231
Shut up shadow.
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>>125727231
it's in mah pants man
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I feel lost when I try to build Ravana
Anyone have any suggestions?
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>>125727987
Max attack speed with rage and DB.
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MERRY CHRISTMAS SMIGGEN!
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>>125728020
Good meme
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>>125728048
trying to eat dinner here anon
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>>125728198
He's making more for you to eat
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MY GAME CRASHED IT'S NOT MY FAULT WHY DESERTER FOR 30 MINUTES NIGGERS
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>>125727987
Frostbound > WT > Trans > Jotun > Exe > Whatever the fuck you want, the match is over by now because Ravana is broken.
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>>125728962

why wouldn't you get trans earlier tho
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>>125728048
uh... thanks i guess
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>>125728198
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>>125729052
You can, but if your do then you want to sit on Heavy Hammer, so you're can get your boots online. Really Trans is a "stacking" item, but you hardly get any power from its stacks. Most of it comes from your innate mana, and from the mana you get from leveling.
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>>125710290
>There's nothing to 'plan' against when you can't even see the enemy, you catastrophically stupid person.
But you can plan against Loki by using your ears, and listening for his obnoxiously loud ability sounds and if you don't, then YOU are the catastrophically stupid person. And that's not even getting into wards, mystical mail, aegis, beads, all of which you CAN use preemptively, just in case you didn't know. You also have the option of using an ult or ability that grants CC immunity, or you know, blowing him up because he's more fragile than wet toilet paper.

>lmao. What else is there to say to this stupidity?
I don't know, not being able to come up with a better response than "he so dumb kek"
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>>125729545
Pls no
You'll summon the taro
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>>125729059
God damn, PolarBearMike must have eaten Saltmachine and washed it down with some Absinthe or something
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>>125729378

oh, that makes sense, thanks
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>idk how to play mid XD jajaja
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>>125716175
Just ask any artist you like. Go on hentaifoundry and just check their profiles and see if they have commissions open or an email.

For SFM check tumblrs.
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>Play timelord man
>Be versus monkey man and angry chain man
>get wombo combo'd every time both of their ults are up
I guess this is what i get for playing timelord man
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>>125732658
Buy beads/aegis
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>>125732658
why didn't you just rewind the time
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Does KKK's 1 proc poly?
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>>125733080
they were rekting me too fast
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>>125733150
Were you carrying beads?
>>125733083
Well, shooting it won't trigger poly, but your next basic will have a poly bonus
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>remodel Ne Zha
>don't actually buff him though so he's still garbage
>useless feeding Ne Zhas on my team every game
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>>125733249

Okay, I wasn't sure if actually shooting it out counted as a basic or not, thanks
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>>125733440
what did u just say about my waifu, mate?
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>>125733721
Dare = Post-op freya
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>>125729545
You don't even have to list all this shit like mystical, protections, etc. All you need to beat loki with is beads.

He ults, you beads, and then beat his fucking asshole. Loki relies on the stun of his ult to get his passive and his 1/3 off to kill you. If you just beads, and attack back or run away he has nothing left. No gap closer, no escape, no protections. Just a weak little fuckboy read to get crowd controlled and blown up.

But shitters too stupid to understand the usefulness of beads will cry and cry about Loki, when it takes 2 seconds of watching a pro play against loki to see how to beat him.
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>started playing a few days ago
>mostly doing co-op with people vs 3 bots (barely getting 70 favor with booster)
>some retard gets angry because "muh killsteal"
>see this thread

so what is waiting for me whenever I jump to normal games is a bunch of angry bastards
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>>125734709
If someone starts bad mouthing you, and being a whiny child, do not take it to heart. Always remember. You're playing an online, anonymous video game, you're probably playing one of the casual modes, in the non-ranked queue. There couldn't be a life situation that has less consequences, just cool your jets, and ignore retards or mute them.
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>>125733440
>be nezha
>be really good
>get nerfed alot
>get bullied for a whole season
>get 'reworked'
>except not really
>still shit
>get bullied even more

such is the life of ne zha
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>>125729378
What exactly is this chart showing?
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>>125736632
total physical power given by transcendence
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>>125736690
Gotcha, thanks. So there's really no reason to build it on Odin, is there?
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>>125735787
I wish his model actually looked like that on the right. That looks pretty sick.
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>>125736793
the only reason to ever EVER build transcendance is more mana management. Brawler's beatstick does just as much damage, within less than 1%, in every situation. Except brawler's is cheaper, has an anti-heal passive and doesn't require you to stack. Only ever buy trans if youre having mana problems.
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My game crash when on the conquest loading screen. What do
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>>125736793
There are better options.

Your 'i need mana and power' item should be joutunns as it also gives cdr.


I'd only get trans if I was going a full damage Odin build or something- which you really shouldn't as it's hella risky.
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>>125737076
Play a better game
:^)
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>>125737076
Download more ram and vram online. You have to pirate it though. Another thing that works is use ctrl alt del and go to your task manager and end windows explorer
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how do i counter fenrir or baka?
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>>125737540
>not mentioning penetration as a reason jotunns is better than trans
ayy bronze
>>
Is it a good habit to block bad players at the end of every casual match.

It lowers my chances of playing with bad players
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>>125742585
Just block everyone in the clan(s) and you should be good.
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>>125726314
Ares is good with a blink and someone to follow up and finish the enemies. Be prepared for beads though.
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>be Sol
>using my 3 to escape
>Serqet ults me
>turn into ball and then she does the throw away animation
>It cancels my ball form and I get swarmed by the whole enemy team
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remember trans on ravana is the ultimate meme build.
>356 bonus damage thanks to scaling
wew
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>>125742924
Now I have another strat to use against Sol.

Thanks!
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Friendly reminder than this song exists

https://youtu.be/KeI7pQvMxDM
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Also its been like a year since this
https://youtu.be/zgoYxj0qrq8
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>>125743684
where can i get that thor hammer?
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>>125743516
>>125743684
this broke my anus WHAT THE FUCK!
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>my face when I see someone pick Kali

9/10 they're going to feed like fuck or at least be completely irrelevant all game
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>>125745876
I'm one of those people that suck at Kali.

I guess I just don't know how to hold left click hard enough.
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>After all these years Loki is still a bane in my existence.
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>>125742924
>Sol player complains about the one time they get countered
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>>125748575
I'm not complaining.
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>>125748575
>tfw you used to play as Sol and know how to counter all her moves
>tfw every time you see an enemy Sol, you go out of your way to crush them in every non-conquest game
>tfw dodging all her moves likes it's nothing, and either stopping her before she goes invincible or completely shutting her down once it wears off

Feels good.
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>>125729545
Anon, you are talking to a person who does the following:

- Says that he likes MOBAs, yet dislikes Conquest (the actual MOBA), calling it "Boring Mode"

- Thinks "3 lanes 5 guys" is the only thing that makes a MOBA a MOBA

- Refuses to place "lolwards" because it's boring

- Hates the farming as the "unfun" part of MOBAs

- Thinks CC is a toxic and unneeded game mechanic, yet exclusively uses Tyr, a CC dependent god.

- In that vein, he also refuses to buy any form of Purification Beads and/or Aegis

- Thinks that Stealth and Stun mechanics have no place in gaming.

- Compares said mechanics to Magic: the Gathering, a completely different genre of game.

- He wants Ranked Arena for some reason.

- He suggests his "balancing" here instead of Reddit, where the devs may actually listen to the guy

- His suggestions are mostly nerfing Stealth, Stun, and other CC mechanics with detail, with the exception of Tyr, which he gives a vague "He'll be balanced"

- Says nothing when he's winning, yet incessantly whines about broken gods and poor game design when he's losing.
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>Enemy team has Chang'e in assault
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>>125749005
Scubs should just build Focus.
>>
The last two gods you played nos have switched passive's and ult's how shitty/strong are they now?
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>>125750072
Scylla and Ravana

Scylla's ult gets weaker but the shield would be good.

Ravana gets a ton of free power and the strongest physical damaging ult (not counting executes) in the game, if he doesn't already
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>>125750319
>Ne Zha with Ao kuangs passive and vice versa
ass?
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>>125747057
Basically every time I've ever played with a Kali, they dive the entire enemy team and hope that they can 100-0 someone (usually the tankiest fucking god within reach) before their ult ends. They never do.
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>>125750072
Hou Yi/Ao Kuang

Hou Yi just gets more unkillable.

Ao Kuang becomes a bit safer to play.
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>>125750716
Sash into execute would be pretty OP.

Ao being able to heal a good chunk of HP when he dives 1v5 might help.
>>
>>125749005
It's why I wish I wasn't such a lazy ignorant newfag and I could just filter all of taros shitposting
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>>125750072
how about making a god broken with another's passive
Like Ravana's and Bellona's
Ravana would stick to you like glue and Bellona with her one is just untouchable.
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>>125751104
>Ao Kuang with Ne Zha's passive of "Use 2 to heal health"
>Wild Storm counts as basic attack

AAAo would be viable again
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>>125751104
>tyr's passive on any guardian
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>still no gems after 3 days

HIREEEEEZ
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>>125751471
>got gems both days so far

Feels good man
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>>125751471
I've gotten 120 gems so far.
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>>125751471
>>125751661
>Three days
It's only been two.
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>>125752164
I've gotten 120 too. The event is broken anon, don't you know? Some people get extra gems, other people aren't getting awarded them.
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>>125752164
I got gems twice the first day.
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>mfw I instalock Thanatos
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>tfw I think I finally discovered the secret to playing Bellona build and gameplay wise

>tfw I can now bully people in Solo lane
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>>125753349
>instalocking
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>>125753404
Oops forgot to take my trip off
Don't lynch me
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>>125753425
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>>125753526
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>>125749840
>you have someone who builds Pestilence
>you also have someone who builds Brawler's Beatstick
>you ALSO have Odin
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>>125753349
>mfw I instalock thanatos, and then we win
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I have lost 6 Assault games straight. Please Hirez no more 4 magic 1 physical teams.
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>>125754832
Don't complain about random just because it's not the random you wanted. Play a different gamemode.
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>>125753628
>Janus in Clash
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>>125754753
>Not even Archon
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>Smiggen

:^)
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>>125754956
>Someone looking at my clan tag and asking if I was from smiggen
>>
Do the last three Oddessy items give divine chest rolls?
>>
Is the game down for anyone else or just me?
>>
>>125756114
scheduled maitenece
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>>125756114
It's down.
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>>125756234
Damn, didn't know.
Is it gonna be a while?
>>
>scheduled maintenance

to give me my gems right?
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>>125755762
>see someone from SmGen on my team
>act like an idiot during the match
>see green text story of my antics afterwards
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>>125756537
>Feeding a game on purpose
You sure showed them(?)
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>>125755762
>Implying it wasnt me
My Xing Tian was on point. Plus none of those guys had beads
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>>125756614
I wouldn't throw a game on purpose.

There's other ways to be an idiot.
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>>125756635
Thanks for the Xing/Art carry, here's a pre-hotglue figurine.
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>>125754753
>Photon "BM" Manifold
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>>125754753
>1.26 k/d on an assassin you have diamond
Cmon man you're supposed to be a the GOOD jungler I know
>>
Can I still join the clan even if I am a shitter?
>>
>>125758585

>even

it's basically only shitters, go right ahead
>>
>>125758571
Yeah I'm actually not that good with Thanatos, I was just being a fag because the thread is so slow
>>
>>125758585
Only if you love dicks.
>>
>>125758585
entire clan is shitters (except me to be quite honest with you)
>>
>>125758585
As long as you're not trying to join EU, their clan is pretty dead right now from what I've heard.
>>
>>125759219
Should I buy mecha khephri ot serqet bundle?
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>>125760456
Odyssey.
>>
>>125760456
That reminds me: Wasn't the serqet bundle supposed to end a couple of days ago?
>>
>>125761182

It should be over
>>
>>125761274
>>125761182
They extended it to December 29. https://www.smitegame.com/new-in-smite-divas-and-demons-2-19/
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New Ravana is so satisfying

His ult is 100% better It feels like I flew across space and time too punch you in the face.
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>Support Ao Kuang
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>"Im gonna go support"
>Doesnt build support but damage instead
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>>125754832
>abloobloobloo, I wasn't randomly assigned the winning team in the most casual of modes!

Play clash of something then
>>
>>125763738

clash got taken out though
>>
>>125762874
When most people say support they mean that they want to be in duo lane with adc
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>>125704985
>Best tits
If you count skin, I find that Kawaii Pop bastet has better tits
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>>125764481
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>>125751471
>got gems for every first win of the day
You should support E-sport
>>
>>125764726
I just like her tits, they are rounds and firms, they are big not too big, for me they are the perfect tits, shame they gave them to this skin.
>>
>>125764082
It's right there you double nigger
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>>125764245
I don't think I've ever seen someone take the support role and not choose a guardian or at least like, Hercules or something. Not unless they were just being a cunt and going WELL EVEN THOUGH WE ALREADY HAVE A JUNGLER AND NO SUPPORT IMMA LOCK KALI BECAUSE BLOOHOOHOO MUH BOOTY HURTS
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>>125765513
You'll see someone take support Guardian with a Guardian god release.

Then again, you're also most likely to see them in the solo lane.
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>>125764481
>>125704985
>>125705239
Do people forget this semen demon exist?
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>>125759219
For a clan which brags about their skill you'd think we'd see their prescence more.
>>
>>125765980
It's just a couple trolls here and there; a few samples are not representative of the population.
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>>125765253

right where? I don't see clash on pc
>>
>randomly get another divine chest

um, okay, I'll take it
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>MOTD
>Everyone plays Hugbug
>Become Khepro bully patrol
>mfw

We lost but it was fun as fuck yanking people around
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>>125713682
The best va is the one you want to stick your cock in, pervert.
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>>125766356
Of course you'd have fun yanking people around, anon ;^)
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>>125766395
If that's the case then Neith best VA
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>>125766395
>>125766558
Awilix's voice actor's the best then
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>>125766558
>>125766587

>Not Sol
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>>125766635
>I am not really here
Sounds like female version of Shwarzenegger
>>
>>125766635
Come now anon, nobody likes Sols voice.
>>
>>125766793
It's pretty cool, right?

>>125767302
I like Sol's voice, but I admit it gets a little annoying after a while.
>>
>incon gets a japanese fangirl in his game
>immediately exits out of curse without saying anything

god dammit incon you fucking suck sometimes
>>
What happened to clash?
>>
>>125768672

no one knows yet
>>
in case anyone missed it, shing's sick play from yesterday

twitch tv/lassiz/v/30424234?t=03h55m20s
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Are you ready for another round of "Guess the god ?"
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>>125769085
>shing
>sick play
Next you'll be telling me that jerbie doesn't feed
>>
clash gonna be back on soon, for the 4 people who care about it
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>>125769591
Clash is already back.
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>>125769085
JUST
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Sorry I took so long, I thought the anon that dumped it here saved it but here's the Imgur álbum anyway.

Enjoy
http://imgur.com/a/RhoI4
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Sport Skins for Smiggen!!!
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>>125771517
sorry you're such a shit here's one in better resolution now fuck off with your phone and stop being in MY general

http://imgur.com/a/gHP8I
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>>125772068
Calm down Kelly Im just trying to contribute to the thread.
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>>125772173
Me too
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>>125772068
>>125771517
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOOOOH comic wars
Kill em
kill em
>>
>>125771517
Yours is missing page 3 brother
>>125772068


Also Zeus is ded, this is a good start
>>
>>125772290
Thanks for noticing but since we already have>>125772068 I dont think I'll be fixing it.
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>>125772239
>>125772290
>>125772343
also here's the one from january, suck it.
I win
http://imgur.com/a/kUIbj
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>>125772068
Man this is pretty shitty both in art and Story. I even prefer Zennore comic after it went full Kojima.
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>>125772343
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOOOOH
Look at him
bitchmade
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This is what it's like to play with level 10s
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>>125772739
>that build order
dude what
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>>125713682
Sol has the most annoying fucking voice in all of smite!
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>liking Zen comics at any point
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>>125772831

It's party time!
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>>125772831
I'll shag you, cunt.
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>>125772815
Oh what? No I didn't build it like that.
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yeah the smite comics are pretty shit and boring to read. i enjoy reading smitebook posts more.
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>>125772739
shit kid
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>>125772949
while that voice actually reminds me of a fat Brazilian house maid Sols accent makes me want to pull my fucking hair out.
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>>125773460
But the accent is the best part. Shit taste.
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how do I learn about lanes and roles? I don't want to be a shitter
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>>125773601
first accept that you are a shitter

you will be called shitter for the first 3 months, don't let it demoralize you and learn from either streams or ask specific questions here

don't go to build sites, they're all either outdated or builds written by players which just clocked 10 hours
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>>125713682
Favorite VPs:
Torment Bellona(God-tier)
Rama
Anhur
Medusa
Scylla
Serqet(all the skins)

Worst:
Light Hel
Guan Yu(literally garbage)
Blind Vengeance Nemesis
Athena

Rest are just okay with some being a bit better than others but in-between the ones I mentioned
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>>125773932
Oh yeah, I forgot Kawaii Pop and that fucking Carnival Neith skin for worst
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>>125773932
>Torment Bellona

Opinion immediately discarded
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>>125774083
low-test
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>>125773932
>Torment Bellona

Wow are you shit.
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>Want to play Appolo and Aphrodite
>each time I play them I'm with braindead retard who go 1/10 because they think they are able to 1vs5
Damn, it's like there is some god they don't want me to play.
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>>125773927
well I was looking at build sites
I want to keep playing and start learning which items does what, so I can build my own builds.
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>>125774321
you don't really do your own builds
you build the 2-5 core items on each god with the rest being situational, situational mostly being defense ones depending on the enemy team

post the gods you want to know here and i'll give you a build, usually the popular tab is enough too
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>>125774515
ok, I wanna play with some gods even if they're not good (I have a long way until ranked)

chaac, ullr, and maybe bellona
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>>125775000

>bellona
>not good

this could be bait
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>>125775131
I'm talking mostly about chaac, I know literally nothing about bellona, just tried her in practice mode and liked it
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>>125775220

bellona is OP as fuck

chaac is okay, nothing special

ullr is great if you can hit all of his skillshots, high skill ceiling but the payoff isn't the best
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Does Smite need a character like Abathur from HoS?
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>tfw 1 worshiper away from mastery

oh come on!
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>>125775620
>need
no

>would it be cool
maybe

Are there any parasitic gods they could add?
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>>125775620
No it needs a character like 6.84 Techies :^)
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>>125775549
>bellona is OP as fuck

Here we go ladies and gentlemen...
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>>125775620
It needs a Lina and a Crystal Maiden.

>tfw I can't go back to Dota because I prefer the third person controls.
>tfw the urge to go back because I have 100 items of my waifu stashed there.
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i want gems

will poolsideon ever be available again

i want feaster bunny

i want ramerica

when will the next free gem weekend be

why are conquests so long

my feet hurt
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>>125776043

We already have Sol instead of Lina

You could argue Hel instead of CM
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>>125776102
I love Sol, but she is in no way comparable to Lina.

I want a redhead, fire crotch, nuker. I miss her "free kill" ult.
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Why does awilix sound pack so shit? why does it echo weirdly in a dissonnant fashion? Is it on purpose?
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>>125776214

She's a lunar goddess, so I guess that's the idea
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>>125776214
>why does it echo weirdly in a dissonnant fashion

She's from the mooon...(muffled ayy lmao in the distance).
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>>125776212
>>125776043
>tfw no Pugna in Smite

I feel your pain. TA would be great too
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>>125775895
>uhhhh why do you want to discuss balance in a game?
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>>125709058
Why does Athena have a beard?
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>>125776372
I'm still waiting for the lol vs Dota custom mode. A Smite vs Dota is possible, right?
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>>125776651
Bla bla bla shitty game design
bla bla bla copy-pasted warcraft 3 mod
bla bla bla cc>skill
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>>125776834
Please don't stir the shitroshima
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>>125776651
See >>125749005 for why balance is not usually discussed around here.

Essentially this man has the power to stop threads with his shitposting.
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>>125777182
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>>125772739
>those builds
>Janus didn't even buy boots
>two Tahuti rushers
>reinforced greaves on Bakasura
>Mercury buys no movement speed other than shoes
>115 kills

What the actual fuck man?
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>>125777305
>b-but it's not shitposting
>hurr hurr you guys think my excellent game design is shitposting
>I've worked on balancing a game before but I won't tell anyone what game
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>>125777305
My favorite is that he refuses to post his shitty game ideas on leddit where the devs actually look for feedback.
>b-but leddit would just down arrow me bc mindless fanboys or b-but then I won't be anonymous guise
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>>125775000
Solo lane warrior are definately the ones with the most varying builds and honestly i don't play solo lane enough to give you in depth tips

Chaac is not really a popular pick right now, i'd say only warrior tabi, jotunn's are core, bluestone pendant is the core starter items
you usally want a shitload of protections to stick to your target without getting outtraded yourself, for protections i'll make a seperate image
you either build him for abilities with Transcendence, Titan's Bane and Beatstick for pen or for basic attacks with things like executioner, frostbound and Ichivail
Can't even tell you which one is better because like i said barely anyone plays him

All Hunter including Ullr have 2 builds, for Ullr it's Bluestone > Transcendence > Warrior Tabi > Soul Eater > Executioner then either decide if you want to critbuild or not
critbuild would end with Rage > Sell bluestone for Deathbringer and is also the most common Hunter build

Bellona's core items are Warrior Tabi, Executioner and Frostbound, Ichivail is an item you see about 60% of the time on her too
Rest is protections again
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>>125777460
>Janus didn't even buy boots

I've seen way to much people who level 30 not building boots on any god that has a form of speed increase, the one I still remember was a Legendary AMC who build no boots and complained Baka was OP when I kept killing him in siege.

>>125778323
>that Chaac build
Nigga you're not an ability based assassin, your scaling aren't good enough either to justify trans .Better go for a more bruiserish approach, against other warrior prioritizing Mystical mail as a core item is great. While frostbound hammer is very potent I don't think it's that good on Chaac after the early lanning phase especially given how strong is the rain. A more offensive build wouldn't be that bad if you play Chaac as a jungler even if his ganks aren't all that good compared to others.
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>nice I got 200 gems
>I wonder what I can buy-
>absolutely nothing good

t-thanks
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>>125779087

or you could get two voice packs?
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>>125779087
you're welcome
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>>125779190
THIS
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Daisy Despair is better than Child's Play!
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>>125778323
>>125778946
holy shit thanks guys
I'm gona note down all those items and search them to see what do they give so I can understand what you're saying
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All Scyllafags are pedofiles and think that can get penta kills. In reality your shitty god is a liability to your tem
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>>125778946
eh i meant transcendence, titan's bane and Beatstick are options, not to pick them all and go full squish

i still think frostbound is a decent option when trying things like basic attack chaac, i don't think it's optimal with the dimishing returns on the slow but still
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>>125779485
Good, learning the items is one of the first thing you have to do, it isn't that hard since there aren't many items that are usually built and having trees help memorizing them. While you should be wary of Build guides you should check SmiteGuru build section since it polls the most popular items bought from games, compare Normal league and the few pro game referenced to get a good baseline on how to build gods.

>>125779674
>not to pick them all and go full squish

Of course no, but I still think Trans isn't really a good pick for Chaac unless you're stomping really hard and have confidence in your team to give you enough support to support your mid to lategame presence. Trans is a huge investment and don't bring enough to the table when Chaac is at his most powerful I think.

>>125779601
There is nothing wrong with playing or Liking Scylla.
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>>125780037
Except for the fact that you like to fuck kids
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>>125780161

I just like hearing her go yay~
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>>125780416
Yeah on your cock
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>>125780037
HDFAggot
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>>125780748
But you can see HDfred being in game at JeffHindla stream...

>>125780416
Exactly, do not sexualize the Scylla !
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>>125780835
So you're just another pedophile who thinks "nah bro she only looks like a kid but she's really an adult so I'm not a pedophile" is true
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>>125781150
>>125716379
Thanks for reminding that that is his worst couple to date. It's usually one good one bad but this is bad overall.
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>>125781150
Good hopefully she'll kill herself and upload it to liveleak like your father did
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lads..........
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>>125781402
>solo queuing during gem events

You asked for it
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>>125779418
No, it really isn't.
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>>125780835
>There were people watching me lose horribly

So that Jeff guy was famous from what that Zhong kept PMing me about. I hope you all saw me telling everyone it was a bad game.
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That good Nu Wa lewd we saw last thread still hasn't been uncensored, has it? Damn patreon shit.
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anybody want to be my friend

i have 0

i want to play a game with someone
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>>125781604
>that Jeff guy.
>>125781749
No
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>>125781678
>Reit
>good

>>125781604
You should support e-sport more.
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>>125781678
You're not talking about the big titted skeleton are you?
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Cuck!
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>>125781749
No. Join one of the clans. You'll find many shitters there.

>>125781920
Looks pretty good to me. Wider hips would have been nice though.
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>>125781749
If NA join SmGen
if EU join GenSm
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I know it's lore accurate but I keep getting my shit rekt as Ao Kuang by Ne Zha.

Should I forgo mobility (Blink) for a direct counter (Weakening Curse)?
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>>125781749
Join SmGen and talk about how much you love big meaty cocks in clan chat, then I'll add you.
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>>125782149
>Ne Zha
>Weakening Curse
Nigger, what? That's not gonna stop his Ult.
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>>125782262
His ult I can handle. It's his fucking heal I can't .
>He's out of position
>He's less than 30% health
>Go in for ult since I just used 2 3 combo
>Oh no he healed
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>>125782149
Save your sash and when you get into execution range use the sash as he cast the ult. You'll block it and then you can ult him while hes stuck in the animation(wait a split second for the cc immunity to fade)

Also theres a weird thing going on with Ne Zha ult where you can ult even if they beads. Use sash and you know that weird animation where hes landing after the sash and its all slo-mo? That's when you ult, and it will go through beads for some reason.
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>>125781749
>tfw no friends but shit at game and don't want SmGen to laugh at you
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>>125782262
>>125782624
I think I should've been more clear.

I am Ao, opponent is Ne Zha.
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>>125782735
>shit at game
You would fit right in SmGen
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>>125782735
I've played with and against SmGen. They're shit. Like really fucking bad. There's a guy who plays support scylla, someone who only plays Tyr, fags who jack off as they play Freya and Ne Zha on the same team and roleplay, etc.

You'll fit right in.
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>>125782735
dont worry you're in good company
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>>125782735
>tfw you see taro and HDFRed and realize you have nothing to worry about when it comes to being shit
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>>125782787
Sorry I'm retarded, I read that other guy's comment and thought you were Ne Zha

Trying to assassinate Ne Zha is going to be annoying because he has a lot of ways to survive you. Just go for an easier target.
That said, you can always just get away from him. He has no dash outside of ult and as long as you aren't retardedly predictable he wont blind sash you when you stealth away.
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>>125783152
Don't fight if you can't win, duh. Thanks for the advice, though.
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>>125781835
>>125781776
Esports is for people that actually like it, I'll pass.
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>>125782981
>and roleplay
Who the fuck were you playing with?
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>>125783549
I can't remember, but they kept calling each other Freya/Ne Zha and talking about dicks. They were basically acting out the Smitebook posts.
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>>125783653
It has to be Uber and Jiffy :^)
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>>125783510
>doesn't watch esports or streams
>wonders why he's shit at this game
Wew
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>>125782993
Half of my deaths were me no longer giving a fuck. Using this picture is slander.
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>>125783725
I'd rather jerk off to Scylla than watch other people play a game, so fucking boring
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>>125782993
>1/9/3 as Kukulkan
I have no memory of this game.
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>>125783998
I remember it; it's why I never invite you to my parties and call you "Bournmouthbreatherdread" behind your back.
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>>125783776
I'd figure as much coming from a fucking pedophile
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>>125784093
SAVAGE
A
V
A
G
E
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>>125784093
I never knew you felt so strongly about this.
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>>125783769
>noooo don't bully me!
>I only want to plaster every game I do well in a dozen times every thread! I want people to know my name and that I'm good, and I'll force that to happen!
>you're ruining my forced reputation!
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>>125781471
>Queuing with smgen during gem events

Family...
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ITT: smiggen can't handle the bantz
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>>125784337
Fuck off Hindu
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>>125784296
Tell me who the fuck you are so I can watch you like a hawk and post the next match where you go 0-12.
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>>125784093
Call him that to his face pussy
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>>125784430
And that right there is why you're a mouthbreather because you actually care about what some anonymous faggot is saying about you online
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>>125783712
>SmGen
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>>125784557
I don't get you.
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>>125784337
I can handle the bantz, I already know I'm shit at this game.
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>pixiv has scylla lewds and freya/bellona futa

Fucking Japs. They have shit taste.
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>>125784723
You got any links with that shit taste of yours?
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>>125784323
At least chatting with them is fun honestly. I think we can lose many times and I'll still be ok. Most of the guys in SMgen are pretty chill.
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>>125784723
>fags and pedophile bait
Noo thanks
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>>125784723
>scylla lewds in pixiv
>tfw you're responsible for half of the fucking Scylla porn
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>>125785071
pretty sure hes talking about http://i.imgur.com/ysL5Ffk.jpg and http://i.imgur.com/L6mJarb.png
dunno about the Scylla ones though
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>>125784430
No. Nobody else gives a fuck about their reputation like you do. You know the o ly reason anybody knows who you are is because you shove your matches into every thread? They don't know your as being good, they know you as that one annoying faggot who won't shut up.
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>>125784430
we played once and that was the match
>next game you go 0-12 like its common
smgen everyone
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>>125785554
>b-but I want people to see that my shit builds worked this time
>b-but my leet skills xD
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>medusa could have been cute
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>>125784130
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>>125785730
Just ignore it instead of responding you retarded dramawhore
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>>125785730
>I play amazingly everygame all the time

Delusional shit kids everyone
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>>125785317
see >>125721762
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>>125786165 see >>125718758
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>>125785071
Just go on pixiv you nigger.
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Why does every single person who play Clash spam laughs at the end of it when they win?
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>>125785834
>implying she isn't
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>>125786670
E-peen.
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>tfw the entire enemy team just dumps all their shit onto you repeatedly

jesus fuck, you think my team would murder them all for it but nah
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>>125785730
That means there's a pretty good chance you're either yung, bourne, or shadow.

Or an angry Sol.
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>>125787113
>still trying to figure it out
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>>125787113
It's the Sol, you silly goose.
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>>125787382
That is none of your concern.
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>>125787113
Why don't you instead of devoting all your tune to being this upset you just
git guud
>>
>play support
>no one can follow your initiations and they just sit there, useless

okay I'll just play carry

>support doesn't do shit to protect me and I just get fucked constantly

this fucking game on weekends
>>
how to get into smgen?
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>>125789150
Post IGN and say if NA or EU.

If NA, someone'll add you.

If EU, they're all playing Paladins.
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Why is Ares such a manlet?
>>
NA

wccrw

>>125789414
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>>125789480
He just wants his dad's approval, anon.
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>>125789656
>manlet
>daddy issues
>nobody likes him
>always angry
>Athena always better
Ares has had a hard life.
At least Aphro likes him.
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>>125789817
Aphro likes everybody that isn't Vulcan
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>>125789817
>vulcan is literally cucked by mercury,ares and a bunch of mortals
>crippled and considered the ugliest thing on olympus'
>own mother hates his guts and got rid of him
>caught his wife cheating and showed it off to everyone
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I'M GONNA SPEND ALL MY 800 GEMS ON THE JANUS SKIN AND VP

I DON'T EVEN PLAY JANUS THAT MUCH
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>>125790438
thats 8 VP's for 8 different gods
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>>125790058
The Anthony Burch of Smite
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>>125790058
C U C K G O D
U
C
K
G
O
D
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>>125790680
those are pistachios...
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>>125790595
yeah not i;m not gonna fail for the VP meme.
i bough Hel and Athena's VP a long ass time ago and i don't play any of them i want the Janus VP cuz i want to get turnt with the dubstep skin
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>>125789645
you have to leave your clan before we can invite you
>>
Is it worth getting the 100 gem icon tho?
i use Kelly's or Ponpon's icon and i don't care about the dubsteb icon.
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>>125790979

you might as well so you don't roll it in a chest later
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Sorry niggers, Smite crashed on me right as I took the phoenix. I'll try getting back on
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>>125791282
do icons come in chests? goddamn jewrez
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do anyone know if Hirez has plans on releasing a new Freya skin anytime soon?


Pon, Kelly, Bart, whoever works at hirez and read this a yes or no is enough.
>>
>>125790979

>tfw have cutsey medusa
>still have to buy fucking sakura tv

That's how they get you
>>
>>125791768
Buy it anon, it's a nice Icon.
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>>125789480
Because people from that time period were shorter than the average person now days. And because he needs to be the angry short guy cliche.
>>
>Stole a fire giant by coming in the last second and firing one arrow.

Maybe it was two, I was lost in the moment. What's important is that it was glorious.
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>>125790865
can you try now
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>tfw still don't know if to keep saving up my gems or buy the janus skin
i'm gonna watch star wars and when i come back i'll decide.
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>>125791665
No.
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>>125792114
Sorry, we're full
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>>125792192
Kylo Ren kills Han Solo
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>>125792208
thanks Pon/Kelly/Bart/WhoeveratHirezreadthis
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>>125792330
nice try but that doesn't happen
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>>125792330
i already read the leaked scrip lmao and i knew everything.
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>>125792456
>tfw can't reed guud
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>>125792215
alright
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>>125792792
He's lying anon. You'll get an invite soon.
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Anybody here try to play SMITE using multiple monitors?
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>>125794160
seems disgusting nope
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>>125781678
>>125781920
>Took me two minutes of googling the image to find it

It's on the Russian 2ch smite general that will come up when you google the image. This is as far as I'll spoon feed you. You're going to have to scroll through this page yourself and find it.
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>>125795167
>Russians have a Smitegen too

Why they don't just use 4chan? Ivans really don't know english? Kelly doesn't know they exist, so that's sad.
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>>125794160
I play on a 40 inch tv. Not quite dual monitors.
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remember when someone tells you to build trans
tell them shut up retard thats wrong.
build jotuns instead and save yourself the trouble of shit.
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Reminder that drawing porn is an instant ticket to the inner circle.
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>>125796320
Wait what!?
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>>125796320
Kelly has drew lewd Ne Zha once.
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>>125796154
Build both.
What kind of a fucking meme is this? Why would you ever not build both in an ability based physical god? You' build both Thoth and Chronos Pendant on mages, so why the hell wouldn't you build Trans with Jotunns?
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>>125796456
Kelly, we all know that's you
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>>125796456
post it
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>>125797426
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>>125797917
lewd enough, nice job kelly
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>>125796450
Everyone likes you Ashur, but only because you draw porn.
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Alright well some of you may remember the post from a few weeks ago about the goddess porn contest thing. I was waiting for it to be a little closer to Christmas. Not really sure if you faggots even care or want it, but I figured I'd do it for the christmas spirit and all.
Anyway, the rules are gonna be straightforward. We'll have 2 winners, meaning two hunger game runs. The winners will be in a scene together. The posing will be decided by you guys, but no hard fetishes. So, nothing crazy like guro or scat. Basic edits can be made, for example clothing can be changed from nude to lingerie, or if its a futa thing there will be a version with strap-ons and vice versa.
Other rules are the ones I listed before which is Scylla will have to be an older version, she can stay flat chested though, like the cedargrove picture. Hel will have to be voted on which form shes in. Ne Zha will be allowed, similar rules apply like Scylla, though I don't think thats needed anymore since his rework. Skins and themes are perfectly fine, but if not we'll just keep to the default looks.
Any questions or concerns?
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>>125798025
>but only because you draw porn

W-WOW
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>>125798267
My only concern is that if Hel wins faggots might actually vote light Hel.

Questions: can a goddess win twice? If not, how will you make an odd number of contestants? Will skins be in the running, especially if it is obviously not the same character (Bellona vs. Furiona might be the same Bellona, Torment is clearly not)?
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>>125798267
No questions, here's my entry.
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>>125798501

just put light hel and dark hel their own options
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>>125798267
>shota is allowed
>loli isn't

w-wow!
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>>125798481
>expecting anything more from 4chan
wheredoyouthinkweare.jpg
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>>125798683
Fuck off with shota and loli shit you fucking kid fuckers
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>>125799059
W...wow, My bad tumblr-chan
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>>125798501
The winner of the first would be banned from the second. Hunger games doesn't need to be equal, it's really just FFA elimination.
I also prefer dark Hel
>>125798550
I guess this could work but then I'd feel like I'm being biased towards one character. I'd have to make exceptions for drastic changes like Torment Bellona and the demon Serqet as they're clearly really different. I'll think it over.
>>125798683
Did you read what I wrote?
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>>125799253
Yes I did was wanted to see if triggered-chan would pop in and I was right.
>>125799059
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>>125799193
>he doesn't like to fuck kids
>must be from tumblr
I'm just not some pussy who's only way to maintain an erection is fuck children
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>>125799253

nah, skins shouldn't be involved really. the two hels are base characters
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>>125799382
He didn't read he just wanted you to spoonfeed him
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>>125799386
I also want to fuck your butt ~
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>>125799386
baited, hook line and sinker.

Man, I didn't know it was easy to catch people. I wish Fishing was this easy.
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>>125799562
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>>125792082

>steal FG and get three kills with a Hou Yi ult
>come back from 10k gold down after that

Best feeling, lads.
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>>125799562
>i was only pretending
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>>125801467
>>125799814

Yeah I was pretending to be a loli fuck very ebin right? Now I have two people replying to me. Thanks for the attention, faggots.
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>>125801579
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So why does that one Loki skin keep mentioning buzzards? Is it a reference I'm missing?
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>>125801579
Please apply yourself in the future.
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So how would you rate Ravana right now?
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What did Serqet mean by this gesture?
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>>125804259
This
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>>125804259
Fanning herself because she's all hot and bothered, maybe. Her expression is less "oh my" and more "oh dear"
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>>125804239
Currently the strongest God in the game.
His passive is stupidly good.
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>>125804259
The pleasure of being cummed inside.
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>>125804259
Ena having a lady boner for Ao
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>watching mattypocket playing a masters game
>a rama ults for no reason and gets himself killed since there's a fucking janus sitting there waiting to wax his ass

so.. how many people actually know how to play this game? like spl players, that's it?
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>>125804606
You're a goddamn scrub
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SMITE GEMS BOYS
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>>125804960
>Rama ults for no reason
You make it sound like he was about to die, in which case the usual knowledge would be dash, ult for as long as possible, and dash again to try and escape. That doesn't mean he's going to get away every time because this is a desperation move.
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>>125805001
Nah im just right sorry.

I bet you think Bellona is the strongest god in the game too.
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>>125805147

nah he just did it, even if he hit all of his shots he wasn't killing anyone
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Post your song when you dominate your lane
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpORmA0MyBc
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>>125805584
http://puu dot sh/m0zRg/37f7fc517a.ogg
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>>125805770
On a side note, what kind of fucking kike bans puush links?
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>tfw so many sluts were released by now that almost no one cares about your pure waifu.
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>>125729545
>>125729758
>>125734089
>>125751095
>>125777305
>>125777536
>>125778084
Been working a lot this week.

It's a shame>>125749005 chose to be dishonest in his cherry pickings of my posts. I've posted very comprehensive reasons why Stealth is a toxic and broken game mechanic currently.

>Conquest (the actual MOBA)
It's boring in Smite. That's probably why it has such a small percentage of people playing it. I've given ways it can be fixed as well.

>Refuses to place "lolwards" because it's boring
Yep. I have no desire to take part in this tedious meta-game.

>Thinks CC is a toxic and unneeded
WRONG, liar. I said Hard-CC is imbalanced and needs to be reworked. That's it.

>Hates the farming as the "unfun" part of MOBAs
Compared to fighting, yes. It can be tolerable, depending, however.

>he also refuses to buy any form of Purification Beads and/or Aegis
Incorrect. I have simply pointed out how terribly designed Beads are as the only counter to several imbalanced abilities.

>- Thinks that Stealth and Stun mechanics have no place in gaming.
In their CURRENT implementation, no, they do not. I've reworked and balanced both of them, though.

>- Compares said mechanics to Magic: the Gathering, a completely different genre of game.
Another idiotic dishonest misrepresentation. I've compared CORE game design mechanics that are universal across all games, showing that they also apply to different genres, like card games.

>- He wants Ranked Arena
Because fighting is actually fun. You do know how few people actually like Conquest, right?

>nerfing Stealth, Stun, and other CC mechanics with detail, with the exception of Tyr, which he gives a vague "He'll be balanced"
Another absolute lie. For the fourth time, ALL CC fixes would apply to Tyr as well, you lying shitheel.

>whines about broken gods and poor game design when he's losing.
You mean I point out poor game design as it happens? yep.

>but leddit would just down arrow
Precisely. It's anti-free speech.
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>>125806559
Now THIS is Shitposting!
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>>125806412

your waifu a shit
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How do I build Thor? So far I've just been going Tabi, Jotunn's, Spirit Robe, Titan's, Void Shield, and Runic Shield because after the 3rd item I have no idea what to build and figure that I should just go half and half on the power and protections
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>>125806879
>Purest waifu
>Shit

Enjoy being cucked.
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>>125806559
where are your parents kid ?
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>>125806780
>>125806559
God damn it. Here we go again
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>>125807027
>already married
how fucking dumb are you
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>>125807084
I got bored of shitposting as his mother because his shitposting was just too much anon
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>>125807152
>Implying I'm not going to cuck Hou Yi
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>>125807325
>implying a faggot like you actually could
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>>125807325

but if you cuck hou yi, now your waifu isn't pure

therefore, your waifu still a shit
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How is it okay for Loki to be able to 100-0 a squishy in one combo and is able to make it out
>just aegis
trying to now be a taro but holy fuck he gets that shit every 60 seconds.
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>>125807103
>>125807084
>>125806780
>>125807269
>logical rebuttals
>le shitposting meme
Maybe one day you'll grow up.

I'll be a bit more constructive and I'll post my reworks of Stealth and Stun in the next thread, as was requested earlier.
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>>125807445
Don't you have a little girl to jerk off to?

>>125807536
I'm the one taking her purity away, anon.
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>>125807690
Just fucking post it on reddit you faggot
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>>125807690
Post it now faggot
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>>125806412
>pure

not with that cleavage allah ackbar
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>>125807683
>logical rebuttals
>Yep. I have no desire to take part in this tedious meta-game.
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>>125805584
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwHZwvTdnPI
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>>125807690
>telling others to grow up as I continously post my unwanted and unneeded opinion even though I'm knowingly annoying others
>it's not shitposting
>won't post it on reddit because if I'm not anon I'll get my feelings hurt by the devs
>le anti free speech maymay
Nice try taro
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>>125807791
No, your sister is busy today
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>>125806559
>Conquest has a small percentage of people playing it

Isn't it the most popular gamemode next to Arena?
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>>125808249
Lewd with a 2 years old is a federal crime.
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>>125808513
She came onto me
and then I came on her
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I haven't played since Sol release. Is Ching Chong still strong in Solo/Supp. What is metagame now.
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>last slot is mid
>they lock into sun wukong
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>oh sweet Roman sale today
>only skin I wanted or needed for Roman pantheon is Bryhildr Bacchus
>not on sale

Well ok then
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Why is Kali jerking of 4 dicks(preferably smite female characters) at the same not a thing yet?
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>>125805584
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtDty-EXEew
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>>125807690
nah man the problem is you put too much time and energy into answering to posts that trigger you. We all have something to say about smite, put you're taking it on another whole level. I mean you actually took the time to think about reworking stun and stealth when you know damn well this will not change the game in the slightest. Just let it go
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>>125808821

it just came out, of course it's not gonna be on sale
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Is the mecha khep price known?
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>>125809489
If you have to ask, you can't afford it
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>>125809593
Kelly pls, you really need to stop bullying, you're one of us now.
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>>125809593
I have over 600 gems but wanna know if I can buy something else:
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>>125808879
Pretty sure it has been done.
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>>125809489

I believe 600
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>>125809745
>>125809730
It's 800 gems
fags
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>play arena
>no one picks anyone
>insta lock Janus
>some guy insta locks Nox at exactly the same as me
>the entire game I used my ground portal on people she coughs saving them from her combo and getting mine off
That guy want happy to say the least
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>>125809825
Has any odyssey item been 600 gems?
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>>125810432
900 gems
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>>125810409
>instalocking
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>>125810409
>No one picks anyone
>insta lock Janus

I call bullshit on your story
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>>125810409
>play shit game mode
>wait ten seconds then instalock
>be a dick to someone else who instalocked at the same time
what a dick
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>>125810432

r@ cosplay skin was 600
same thing with bellona
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>>125810851
10000 gems now
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>>125810938

kelly stop pls
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>>125810409
I-I do that too, whenever I see a nox in the select lobby I just pick freya be the most annoying nigger banishing people out of her ground target ability.

I usually main kumba and this is what you get fucking nox niggers for interrupting my roots and dashes
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>>125810996
Fuck you pay me
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>Ullr in solo lane
>he walks out of base with hog and t2 boots
Just cuck my gems up
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>>125811214

post pic of feet then we'll talk
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>>125810409
How about you proofread before you post? It took me three reads to understand what you meant in the last two lines.

Someone draw a picture of Nox saving people by coughing on them.
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>i can't use ne zha against anyone competent
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>>125811334
Pay up faggot
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>>125811423

>trying to ruse me
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>>125811401
>use sash if they are alone to bait beads
>ring and run away
Basically all you have to do
and if you are good at landing your ult, get blink
It's good for running away and for ulting without sashing in, that way they won't beads your ult in time.
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>>125811793
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>>125810603
>>125811337
I don't know how else can I proof. Shit was hilarious
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>>125812616
>xbone
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>>125812064

I had a match where the ne zha thought he was being all sneaky and came up on me from behind in the middle of a team fight, went for the raw ult.

Used my beads just in time then fucked him in the ass, it went something like this
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>>125812616
>xbone player
no wonder you act like a ten year old cowadooty faggot
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>my team is ahead by 10 kills but we never secure objectives
>enemy gets gold fury 3 times and fire giant
>"wtf why did we lose???"
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>>125812973
who's the artist
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Why hasn't Hirez released Smite for PS4 also? With the way Rocket League sold on there you'd think they'd eat this garbage up.
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>>125813482
BongoMadombo
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>>125813482
Ungabunga
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>>125813482
IfYouThinkYou'reHardEnoughComeAndHaveAGoAtIt
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>>125813482
blackman of /co/
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>>125813482
xXxMyDaDHaTeSMe69_420b0nGzxXx_theRulah_0f_MaJuLa
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>>125813482
Some shitty artist with a bad work ethic.
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>>125812973
If this were new Ne Zha who looks less like 10 and more like 14, I'd bet all my gems that he'd actually be enjoying it.
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>>125814242
>looks more like 14

he looks like an alien
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>>125814405
He rook rike-ah man
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>>125814405
>impling puberty doesn't make you a lanky freak at first.
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>>125814701
>mfw I hit puberty
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>>125814226
What'r you drawin' these days
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>>125813601

they announced it would be on ps4 already
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>>125814921
making friendly requests with the shitter squad, but I'm wanting to make an etsy or some shit,
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what's the fucking point of playing a melee god if the enemy team is just a big cc shitting factory full of niggers ?
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>>125816484
If your baka/merc/awilix you can burst down the squishy like any assassin. It's all a matter of positioning and using your kit correctly.
If you're Bellona/Ravana/Osiris/Vamana you're so squishy it doesn't matter how much cc there is cause they can for the most part can ignore it.
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>>125816484
Don't be an idiot and get CC'd out. Watch your positioning. It really is that simple. If you can't fight them, then don't. How is this a hard concept?
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>>125816662
>You're so squishy
*tanky, fuck me.
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>>125815238
Just play ability based melee gods.

Like Hun Batz Thor or Fenrir

And shit the CC right back at them
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>>125816662
for ravana cc doesn't mean shit in the first place with your 2.
the only cc to look out for is silence.
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>>125806559
>small percentage of people playing it
>You do know how few people actually like Conquest, right?
>I have no desire to take part in this tedious meta-game.
Ranked Conq, sure. But if you think not a lot of people play Normal Conquest you must be deluded.

>Incorrect. I have simply pointed out how terribly designed Beads are as the only counter to several imbalanced abilities.
But this is true. You use Sprint and Blink as your actives, regardless of opponent.

>I've reworked and balanced both of them, though.
>Fade time on Loki's stealth is balanced, apparently
No it's not. A fade time on Loki would make him completely unviable in any mode. His brand of stealth isn't waiting in the shadows, it's going from lane to lane like a hunter.

>I've compared CORE game design mechanics that are universal across all games, showing that they also apply to different genres, like card games.
All games are different. Call of Duty isn't Grand Theft Auto, and SMITE isn't Magic: The Gathering.

>You mean I point out poor game design as it happens?
Again, you only do this when your team is losing, you die, or generally when anything negative happens in the game

>ALL CC fixes would apply to Tyr as well
You're giving a vague "He'll be balanced, dw" again. How will said fixes be applied to your husbando?

>Precisely. It's anti-free speech.
If you really did want your suggestions to be implemented, you'd post your opinions there, since the developers are more active there than here.
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Which is the most cancerous pantheon in general?
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>>125818171
Hindu, they have ravana
Norse
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>>125805584
>inb4 memetale

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRbNlbgqNLo
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>>125818171
Chinese.
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>>125818171
>there are people who don't think the Mayan pantheon is entirely half baked.
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>>125818384
Flimsy and weak is not the same as cancerous, anon.
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>>125818358
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>>125807690
You only complain about some of these mechanics because you can't adapt to them because of their simplicity. Ergo, you are a fucking casual.
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>>125818512
I actually do like Undertale and I think it's amazing but a lot of people on this board hate the fanbase and I don't wanna be judged none.
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>>125818058
Have you even considered taking a step back and rethinking your stance? Has is possibly crossed your mind that since such a vast majority of people disagree with you, you might be wrong? Are you so single-minded and stubborn that you refuse to self-reflect for a change?
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>>125818717
Anon that post isn't Taro.
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>>125818171
I'm going with Greek because Thanatos, Zeus, and Apollo attract the absolute worst people, second would be Chinese due to He Bo, Xing, and Ne Zha.
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>>125818871
Fuck.
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>>125819214
Me.
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>>125819214
>His response style is so obvious that anything resembling it is attributed to him
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>>125818717
Have you ever seen the Twitch chat during patch notes, or paid attention to the Smite forums at all? Only a few people completely avoid Conquest.
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>>125819398
That's... still not Taro.
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>>125819384
>Tfw taro is the shit clad king of shitpost mountain
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Guan Yu makes the most disgusting footstep notices when walking. It's like he's walking in a swamp or he hasn't changes socks for years and got rubber boots on
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>>125819398
The post was meant for Taro, anon. I made a mistake. I don't disagree with the poster who I quoted.
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>>125818717
>Has is possibly crossed your mind that since such a vast majority of people disagree with you, you might be wrong?


>Be me, as opposed to some other faggot
>Go back in time to 1940s
>Japanese internment camps are not wrong because everyone but the japs think it's right.
>Of course the japs would think it's wrong, they're the ones being affected.
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>>125818171
You are missing the most obvious answer though
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>>125820015
So it's a case of getting good?
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>>125820403
Well, yes, but only because everything is.
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>>125819049
Do you have any personal stories about Zeus or Apollo? Out of what you mentioned, I've only heard of Thanatos shitters.
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>>125818358
Avoiding the game and it's fans is hard to do, just like Bronies when they first showed up.
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Can we please talk more about how taro tells others to grow up but he leaves customs with the clan if he can't get Tyr
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>>125821043
No, let's talk about how Taro always says his own arguments are always "Logical" and correct and everyone else's are just meme posts and are wrong.
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>>125818171
>>125818332
>>125818364
>>125818384
>>125819049
>>125820019

>they didn't say egyptian
khepri
geb
serqet
osiris
sobek
neith
isis

Even the shitty egyptian gods are pretty good for the most part: anhur / bastet

Bottom of the barrel is just anubis and ra, and ra at least has heals.
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>>125820015
I didn't say being outnumbered makes you wrong, I'm saying if enough people disagree, you should give it a second thought.
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>>125818171
>Bellona
>Janus
>Sylvanus

Roman.
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>>125821556
Anubis takes some finesse to handle right, and in the hands of a skilled player, he can carry your team. He's really high-risk-high-reward; you land Grasping Hands - Mummify - Plague of Locusts/Death Gaze combo or you die where you stand.
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>>125821471
>because you guise don't have my experience because you're all talentless hacks or mindless fanboys.
I want one day there to be a reveal and taro's real account is just bmbrandon or one of his mindless lackeys spewing their leaders words
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>that Wukong tier 2

shiiiiet

I should buy that

I don't even play him, but still
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>>125821765
>hi i'm bronze v
no shit, but you basically just shut him down early and camp him for the entire game, focus him in fights. He has no mobility and has trouble keeping himself safe. ezpz
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>>125821765
>Anubis takes some finesse to handle right
>in the hands of a skilled player

you can be my skilled player for tonight anon…woof
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>>125822093
Well marked me down as confused AND aroused.
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What are you wearing right now, /smgen/?
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I want to propose something to you smiggen. What if taro really is a member of juice.

>He's said before he has another account that he refuses to tell anyone the name of.
Could be a lie, could be because he wants to shitpost and not live under the iron fist of bmbrandon 24/7 and have opinions and free thoughts
>only will shitpost his "fixes" here instead of on leddit
He claims this is because the anti free speech of leddit but I think it's because he's afraid of his leader finding out the stupid shit he's posting and then being told he's stupid by his leader. Or because it is bm and he's banned from posting on the leddit
>says he isn't on much because of work
Maybe this isn't work like normal people would have but his day to day job of servicing bm's ballsack. Or isn't on because he has to stream.

This proposal is as half cocked as I am and as such must be true.
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>>125821556
It's definitely between Egyptian and Norse. They've got Sol and Thor who are actual cancer, then there's the annoying ones like Freya and Hel. Fenrir with red potion has a garunteed invade kill at level 1, so long as their solo laner isn't bellona and their jungler isn't Thor or another Fenrir. Ymir's freeze while beads are on cooldown is a death sentence in some game modes, Tyr wins games in the right hands, and let's not forget about that fucker Loki.
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>>125822960
the blood of my enemies
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>>125822960
Like three sweaters because my piece of shit landlord won't turn up the heat
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>>125823578
Poop on his doorstep
Wipe ass on doorknob
Setup a used tampon/dirty diaper to fall when he opens the door and hit his face
Knock on door and run
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>>125821715
>Sylvanus
But Sylvanus is the most bro tier support
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Nth for taro being the best troll of this century
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Few things feel better than winning boxing against a hunter who has every advantage over you.
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>>125822960
A white shirt.
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>>125824913
>was expecting a merc or melee boxer making a comeback
>get a pompous xbal doing nothing impressive vs a worse hunter with more health
>>
>>125824913
Why are you only playing when I'm not, Copper?
>>
>>125822379
I demand the uncensored version, now.

>>125823053
DMBrandon would be the first one on Reddit to call this guy a huge fucking faggot. You're overthinking this way too much.
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>>125825694
Because he doesn't want to party with you because you're shiiiiiiit
>>
who sick here?
>>
>>125825748
That's why he posts here. He doesn't want bm to hurt his feelings about this
>>
>>125825845
Sick of being a shitter.
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>>125825748
>I demand the uncensored version, now.

it's for the guy's december patreon backers. Expect someone to post a copy in january.
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haha, you guys have no idea how much more autistic than everyone I am. I'll have you know that 88% of the shitposts and memes are from me
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>>125826272
Shut up Elliot ur dead
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>Ravana every game
>Get popped in big baby form with rune and midguardian
oy fuckinh vey.
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>make a smurf account to practice conquest
>get teammates who scream at actual new level 5 players

stop
>>
Ne Zha's in-game face has an uncanny valley vibe to it.
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>>125826407
>make a smurf account to practice conquest
you can't be serious
>>
>>125826707
i was gone for 6 months, so yes I'm serious.
>>
>>125826272
T-taro?
>>
>>125826797
nigga nobody at level 5 knows roles or items. They just roam in jungle or all go to the same lane. How are you going to get better from that ?
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if ramas such a good hunter why does he leave his arrows everywhere and sometimes not even pick them up
that's just dangerous littering
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>>125827168
curry nigger poo in the loo piece of shit blue barefeet nigger wearing pants that have loosen up because of shitting too much in them is actually the worst hunter in the game
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>>125825356
Without a charged passive Chiron's better at boxing than Xbalanque. The thing I was proud of was dodging a couple autos and ult shots when I should've normally been killed.

>>125825694
Because you're shiiiiiiit
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>>125827845
It's about time you told that faggot he's bad at everything.
>>
>>125826997
There's so many smurfs the games are probably normal
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>>125824913
>he started the fight with less health than you
>ended the fight standing inside your minion wave
Uh huh, he toootally had the advantage on you.
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>>125828376
Cut out part of it because filesize reasons, he started with higher health and I was fighting him in his minion wave, then healed off of it. My bad.
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so if i'm going full ham with ne zha should i use winged blade or fatalis?
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>>125828847
What the fuck.
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>>125828847
>full ham
what are you talking about senpai ?
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>>125828847
Winged Blade.
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>>125828847
This is all you need :^)
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>>125829318
>two items before a crit item
>rage before deathbringer
>positive KDR

how
>>
Why do I see Supports in ranked getting shell instead of Hand of God?
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>>125829734
Crit items aren't the end-all for a DPS character until the late game.
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>>125829734
>two items before a crit item
Yeah, boots and jotunns are a thing?
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>>125830005
Because HoG is useless due to the cooldown.
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>>125829734
literally shit kid
>>
>>125830039
count
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>>125829318
>>125829734
>HOG
>taking bait this bad
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>>125829734
>Built boots, CDR, power, pen, and mana first two items
>Winged Blade is actually an alright defense item for a Nezha player due to CDR, HP, movement speed and it's passive
>Rage almost completely guarantees critical hits on a character with a boosted critical rate and is cheaper than Deathbringer

It's not a perfect build, but it's a build you can work with
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>>125830434
Probably being built into Fist of the Gods
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>>125830327
if you're referring to the pic that's 3 not counting bhumbas
take your own advice.
>>
okay so shitposts aside how do you build Ne Zha in Conquest?
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>>125831121
Attack Speed with Crits, maybe something that'll boost your heal.
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>>125831121
Starter Item, Warrior's Tabi, Jotunn's Wrath, Deathbringer, Mail of Renewal, Titan's Bane, and Malice would be a good set of items to start with.
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>>125831296
He doesn't need attack speed.
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I don't know what to make of this rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1759487
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>>125831962
Except for the cow tits, that a nice picture.
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>>125832072
cow tits > dfc

though i'll agree it doesn't make sense for Scylla to have them
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>>125831121
Don't listen to the idiot who suggested attack speed. You build power/pen/CDR the only crit item you get is death bringer. You should build warrior tabi > JW > Defense/DB > which ever one you didn't get last > Winged blade > Titans bane. For defense mail of renewal is great, but then you have to swap winged blade out because you are over capping your CDR.
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>>125832278
If you only get 1 crit item Malice is mathematically better than DB.
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>>125831962
Try to find out who the Child's Play representative hirez are dealing with is and email them this picture, I'm sure something worthwhile will happen.
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>>125831962
You know, I'd totally keep a dick shaped plushy in my house for laughs.
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>>125832578
1. It's a depiction of a character design by HiRez

2. She's not depicted as underage there
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>>125831962
too soft to work as a dildo. worthless.
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>>125832848
Anything is a dildo if you try hard enough.
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IGN is Warrigan
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>>125833379
That's nice.
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I have lost 12 fucking matches across conquest and arena, I WANT MY FUCKING 40 GEMS.
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>>125834401
>>125834401
>>125834401
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>>125820495
not him but zeus right now is actually hurting my feelings.
all he has to do is put his shield down in a group. ping his shield with chain lightning and then click a button for most of your health gone unless you're tanky.
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>>125821765
>beeds
http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/smite.gamepedia.com/7/7a/Anubis_Death.ogg
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