/pdg/ Payday 2 and Payday: The Heist general

>>125632873
daily dose should be
http://fuldans.se/?v=bawawkvbhb

not that

You fucked it up, OP. How does it feel?

Just let it die.

How to solo bank heist fast with saw?

RIP /pdg/

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>>125638245
Use a drill.

>>125634105
Oh shit

;_;

>>125638245
Control Freak Aced.

Once cams are down and you can handle the remaining guards (if any), just go into the lobby and saw the ATMs. By doing so, you will alert the whole map but you will also down all of them including the tellers. You could just rev it in mid-air but the control radius is smaller than the noise radius so hitting something helps.

This is also how you cheese GO Bank stealth with no kills.

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>this kills the general

>>125641540
Edgy / 10

>>125641965
I think you mean
Kinky / 10

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>>125642553
Why are there so many guro freaks in this thread.

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14th for Lab Rats being an underrated endurance map.

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>>125643621
>being surprised of guro fans in a game where you tase, burn and shoot cops.

Just play a Diamond Store job with pubbies, you'll see how much bloody it will be.

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16th for rng

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gage is cute

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>>125648508
>almost 2016,
>still no GageXButcher OTP living happy together while jewing the payday gang, selling them overpriced weapons and mods.

>Snipers don't count as specials
Fug

>>125649482
With the recent updates, i've been hearing Wolf saying "Bullseye" a lot more, is this a line tied for killing snipers or something else ?

Does this trigger you, /pdg/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-PbqDo8UYM

>>125646719
The ticker on the bottom is fake and the loot you get is determined the second you click unlock safe.
The only reason the bar on the bottom exists is to give you the illusion that you were just -this- close to winning something better than what you got so you keep gambling.

>>125650010
Gotcha!

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>>125650164
>tfw all the Crimefest II and Sputnik safes are ugly as fuck,

Good thing the incoming free stat boost bonus will make the skins obsolete. Sucks we won't get the COP bonus though.

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11 hours until getting your legendary GL40 skin shooting explosive snowballs,

>>125651607
>explosive snowballs,
None of the previous legendaries have had any thing that unique so I doubt the GL "Fuck you you benefit from no skills" 40 is going to be the first legendary to be truly unique. The shittiness of all the legendaries in PD2 is making me miss Borderlands where only the majority of the legendaries were shit.

>>125651998
The good guns were uniques anyway.

>>125650527
Not surprising since that's how the dumb card system works.

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>>125651998
>that feel when the Alamo Dallas is the worst legendary skin since it locks the Kobus 90 under the 40 damage breakpoint, making it less powerful over a modded CMP or Mark-10.

Got DW car shop recently. Man it sucks, if you get a bad manager spawn you have to move three bodies through a small guard infested area, and you can't even do it carefully because they'll find the other corpses fast. But the worst part is the hacking, npcs just beeline to the pc as soon as it starts, I got lucky with the position so the first civvy left with no hassle, but you are guaranteed to have two guards come in almost simultaneously. Good thing I was downstairs and they came in through different entrances, if you have to shoot them near the door someone will definitely see the body. So you answer the pagers and a fucking third guard waltzes in. I'd like to think I was smooth about it, but it really boils down to luck and persistence. After so many retries I was really clenching those asscheecks driving the car. I only had one bodybag deployable, but I really should've aced that shit and taken out some extra civilians. The really good part is having the cheevo when your friend still wants it.

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>>125653779
>not just ecm rushing Car Shop with an experimented crew,

Still agree on the part this heist really suck. Would be nice to see the devs trying to beat this heist just to see them struggling with it.

>>125653779
You either bring several people with maxed out ECMs or you bring aced body bags so you can murder all the civs on the 2nd floor and bag them off.

>But the worst part is the hacking, npcs just beeline to the pc as soon as it starts
I dunno about the civs but guards are programmed to path to the computer the moment you start hacking. Read the Long Guide.

>The really good part is having the cheevo when your friend still wants it.
You monster.

>>125654007
>experimented crew

>Hey you get on your feet

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Daily dose

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axHUsTfLhHk

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>tfw destroying a swat turret with Akimbo Chimano Custom coupled with Low Blow,

Daily reminder that pistols are balanced and don't deserves any nerf at all.

>>125659053
Of course, they just got nerfed.

>>125660006
The devs just wanted to make gunslinger aced viable again, it's hardly on the same level as the Cavity 9mm who is now completely ruined since it can't hit the 80 damage breakpoint anymore.

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New magazines for the AK and Car family that increase the accuracy when ? Having three mags that increases the stability is a bit redundant.

>>125662337
>Mags that increase accuracy.
Yes, and lets have a stock that increases RoF.

>>125659053
>Walk up to a swat van with HE Judge Fugiforcer build
>Presumably crit it every shot because those 5 were enough to make it repair

>>125662551
That would make as much sense as a AK5 short barrel that increase its accuracy.

>>125664529
nuh uh you see it increases your rof because its a really good stock so you can fire bullets faster without worrying about hurting your shoulder.

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>yfw hearing Locke saying " for you" in Birth of the sky.

Locke confirmed for being a big guy.

>>125666391
I just realised that hacker or not, any investigator worth their salt will probably figure out Locke's behind it just from the fact that he's flying the chopper in public in both heists, and on the mountain heist, he was running around the field with the gang. He can't play the "I had a gun to my head" card, especially when he was the one tasked with tracking the gang down because it'd mean he's compromised (either as a double agent or he was counter-"hacked").

I also realised that Locke doesn't have his own DW achievement.

>>125666802
I hope Locke is just killed off screen after the two PB heists. His voice is insufferable.

>>125666875
Those kerals are too stupid to catch him.

Given OVK's ADD, we probably won't have any more Locke heists anyway. If they didn't even bother making him a DW ach, they probably have zero plans for him past these two heists.

Probably too busy trying to cook up another DLC event right now to care.

>>125650164
Yes. I'm going to go and off myself now.

Han Solo gets killed by his son Kylo Ren

>>125666802
Well, yeah, neither does the Butcher

>Making a daily job finishing 4 butcher jobs
>When she only has too

Makes me giggle

>>125650164
did he have an accident he looks like he never stops smiling
>>125668947
did that shit ever hapened to you if so do you own them? because if not thats some shit

>>125668947
Two*

Also how awful do you guys think these monthly challenges are going to be

OH SHIT

UPDATING

HABBENING

its time ;)

>>125670294
>>125670387
that some serious samefag

>>125670294
>>125670387
>>125670545
Why would you go online and be tricky like that?

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>>125670714
i think you fucked up >>125670545
>>125670529

So what should my strategy be when I open this new safe immediately sale it?

>>125671196
Look at the sales histories of the items.

Nobody buys them. The prices are just the minimums set by people making up prices.

Use the skin unlocker, nobody cares.

>>125671196
Sell the safe and drill unopened

>>125671773
Don't think the freebies are marketable

>>125671773
non tradable

>>125671773
can only sell the item you get from the safe

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>>125666802
>he believes Overkill put as much though in the logic of the story,

As much as the devs can't balance for shit, make a deep story or acting rationally, at least you can except a fun map on 4/5 cases, especially since they understood that forced loud jobs were more fun than stealth-only heists.

>>125671520
>Look at the sales histories of the items. Nobody buys them.

It really depends on the product, the judge pixel skins sell quite well considering their concealment bonus but it's more the lesser skins who sell a lot.

There is not yet a public who's ready to spend a lot of money on stat boosted mint-condition skins.

>>125673032
>especially since they understood that forced loud jobs were more fun than stealth-only heists.
True but I think OVK's train of thought is that a stealth heist is too much work and because they don't have a clue on how to design a good one, especially nowadays. They know how to make tedious MMO-like fetch quests but not actually interesting stealth objectives.

If they ever make a Payday 3, it's going to be an "open world" MMO wannabe like Borderlands / GTA where you have to run from one side of a town for one objective, then run back for another, etc.

>>125673448
>interesting stealth objectives
Birth of Sky could've been a multi-day heist where on the first day, you find a way to sneak into the plane, and on the second, you take over the plane (if you choose) instead of just dumping it onto a bunch of civilian stores.

Seriously, I feel real bad for the civilians who get their days/lives ruined because the Payday gang decides to drop crates of cash through their roofs and anything left standing is riddled with bullets. Muh professionalism. Britbongs in the 1940s probably had less comparable property damage while the Luftwaffe raided them every night than these DC folks. Actually, is Birth of Sky actually anywhere near DC? With the re-introduction of PD:TH heists, maybe OVK should just stop pretending setting matters anymore and just send the gang to every corner of the globe.

>>125674270
>Actually, is Birth of Sky actually anywhere near DC,

Not obligatory, the crew actually came back to the Nevada for the Mountain job and maybe Florida if we get a Counterfeit remake.

The devs just don't care anymore or don't feel they should adapt the crime.net map to those out-of-DC jobs.

should I continue to bother with the game solo?
"friends" all started to cheat after 30 hours and solo it seems pretty lackluster.

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Soon.

>>125676692
just find a group in the group chat or host pubs

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>>125676692
Only if you're planning to play Shadow Raid, Erection day or all those hard stealth jobs. If you're planning to go loud, even randoms are a better choice than going with the bots.

yeah

for sure

>>125679558
YOU KAK

HAPPENING

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>>125680123
>only two hours left,
>being tricky now,

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Would you /pdg/ ?

>>125680512
>2 hours
nigga

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>>125680782

No. No. God, I hope not

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>why is he here ? He's the cook.

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>Still no updates,

Ded game, ded community, sad Almir.

habening

update

Gage wants you to silently enter his depot

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>>125684232
>>125684370
Tricky/10

>>125684597
>now we're going on offensive, as you say in football

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why didnt you help him

>>125687172
he refused my friend request on steam.

http://forums.lastbullet.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=14650
I really like this mod I set all my heists to random it's fun to see Framing Frame day 1 in day time or shadow raid

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>>125687172
What general does he infect now?
Last I remember it was /kfg/ but that was a few months ago.

>>125688189
if i remember correctly the dirty bomb one

fucking update fucking when fucking fuck.

>>125689525
why havent you restarted your steam mang i'm already downloading

OH SHIT

Happening

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H Y P E
Y
P
E

Bunch of no skills cheevos
Sure is fun not being able to run or carry bags fast

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That trolling...

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HABBENING

>>125691462
>Ex-President perk deck
>win

>>125691462
top meme

>>125691462
These are all stupid easy, I'm just laughing at the people who thought they'd have to babysit a safe for 2 minutes on the X-mas heist.

>>125691719
>Ex-Presidents
>ever

So they didn't even include an achievement for the santa safe in santa's workshop?

>>125692763
Ex-Pres > Grinder

fite me fgt

>amor bag deployable
>heavy ballistic vest
So I can just use grinder?

>>125692907
Use Crook

>The Monthly Side Job reward is a Stat Boost or a Team Boost modification of your choice.

So what's your pick, /pdg/?

>>125693352
3% more fun

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Daily reminder that you're a shitter if you aren't using the Pussypus with its ironsight for this new achievement.

>>125694124
>not just using ironsights on snipers whenever you get the chance

Gage Ironsight Pack when

>>125691462
I bet that it doesn't even work right until the next hotfix.

>>125692835
Muscle > All

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>>125693352
+1 concealment skin. Fuck every other stats, this is the real deal, especially when going fugitivefag.

>>125691462
This isn't a 4man thing eh? Only you need to fulfill the requirements to get the achi, nvm the rest of the crew?

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>20 minutes to install a 134mb update

>>125692907
Armor bag deployed

You can't use grinder

>>125695664
whos that bitch?

>>125694683
http://steamcommunity.com/app/218620/discussions/8/494632506576768111/

Are you a prophet?

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>krinkov skin

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>>125699745
Is that a laser on top of it ?

>>125699864
At first I thought it was a sight for akimbos
Then I thought it looks like a fucking suppressor
But yeah, it's a lazer sight

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>>125699745
post steam inventory, this look so fake.

>>125698873
CMETAHA

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does the dlc unlocker work again?

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>>125700261

>>125700442
When did it stop working?

>>125700490
>another stability bonus for akimbo pistols,

I want Overkill to fully recognize that the akimbo have no fucking recoil and that stability is as useful as the threat stats for this category of weapon.

Make a concealment bonus or accuracy ffs.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odhkO05_ijE

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I was hoping for something cool or something for a weapon I actually use. Ah well, while FF still sucks, doing a 0 skill achievement again was kind of fun

>>125701389
How many people in your crew?

>>125701626
We started out with 4 but one guy left after we failed day 3 once through some cloaker/taser combos. Also no escape days

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>>125701389
>tfw getting an escape sequence at the end of day one

>>125701967
>tfw getting ambushed on day two, having to hack the doors and getting a sentry right before the escape van
>tfw soloing it with normal bots because fuck knows why "better bots" mod auto disables when outdated

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>>125700490
>>125699745
Overkill devs confirmed for having played RE4.

>>125702976
It's not a sight, it's a lazer

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>>125703081
Yeah, and it also was a laser in the old game.

>>125700490
This screenshot makes me want to vomit

>>125704429
How am I supposed to find out what the new skins look at without the skin unlocker?

>>125704429
Almir pls go, you should consider lucky to get profits from the blackmarket update and still having a community at the end of the day.

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>>125702976
Or watched The Terminator.

>>125704515
>>125704650
I'm not talking about the skin unlocker I'm talking about skins in general shit looks so fucking cancer

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I guess the accuracy skin can turn the Compact-5 from "utterly shit" to "meh". Still no real reasons to use the straight magazines or pick this smg over another.

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>>125705374
the 10mm magazine used to be good

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>>125691462

>>125705374
Is there a way to remove the "plastic toy gun skin" but keep the stats?

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+4 Accuracy boost, not terrible.

Anyone actually use the Sig 40? I'd rather hand it off to someone who'll use it than sell it for a buck fifty.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7EMVUxo3dM

>>125707308
by just using a stat boost not related to the skin, yes, it's currently very easy to get them thank to goonmod.

Anyone else think Doom's new infernal blade is pretty damn good? 20% max HP burn, you hit them twice and they're down half their health seeing as you deal an additional 40 dps not to mention your autoattack damage

>>125707950
fuck searched /d2g/ and accidentally clicked this one

>>125707529
Stop posting your shitty reddit tier videos here you british faggot also
>failing this hard on memewish
git gud

>>125708335
>Not failing Aftershock because everyone is a faggot that doesn't get inside the truck and everyone is down when they get on it
Nice meme shitter

>>125708836
>not kicking them
what are you a bulldozer

>Doing an objective that requires you to drill multiple doors to find the right area
>Use a keycard or whatever
>Get the right door the first time
>People ALWAYS PUT DRILLS ON ALL THE OTHER DOORS

I LOVE LISTENING TO JAMMED DRILL NOISES THE WHOLE FUCKING HEIST

>>125709158
Is to get distracted the police, they target the drills you dumbass

>>125709158
DRILL'S STUCK DAMN COPS ALL OVER IT

>>125701039
> acting this dumb

Go make an akimbo build with as little stability as possible and see where your bullets land.

I'll wait

>>125709398
dont they stop getting distracted once the drills are stuck?

>>125707512
I use this and the leo frequently

>>125707512
>>125709615
If you're serious, quasimodo in the chat or id/MOTHERFUCKERRRR

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Did a BLT hook friendly .lua fixed version of the skin unlocker come out already, or i'm gonna have to use pirate perfection like the greasy tricky faggot i've always been f am?

>>125709819
For what

>>125709894
to use it

I did the monthly twice now and got nothing. Are there other requirements except FiSta OVK, HBV AMCAR and Chim88 with no skills? Do you have to have a whole crew do it? I always equipped it from armor bag. Are throwables prohibited? Are weapon mods prohibited?

>>125712469
Dunno about the full crew but the rest are fine.

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>Do the monthly job
>Game doesn't count it

join chat let's do monthly job

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>>125713025

you have to have used the armor bag
Unless you did that

>bronco has a +1 concealment and a +3 concealment boost mod
>both cost the same

What's the point?

>>125713025
Buy the boost parts with Goonmod faggot.

Page 10?

How long until they fix the boosts and dupes

>>125713520
I did, all days except the first.

>>125718507

There is your problem

>>125717301
>implying there are dupes
The day they figure out how to VAC ban people for installing mods and luas.

>>125719681
>2 concealment mods
>Not dupes

>played for the first time since partway through the halloween update
>they still haven't fixed the bolt cutters always being marked as new

Wow, been away a while and this thread is way deader than it ever was before. That many people quit? I haven't played in a long time, myself.

>>125721252
How do you remove it, I still have the "!" sign since forever

>>125723649
You wait for Overkill to fix the bug. They've done this before, setting an item to never be unmarked as new.

I stopped playing around crimefest, is it still worth picking up?

>>125724732
Not really. I'm just popping in to SAM the relevant achievement whenever they add a new free safe. I got an ugly Saiga skin this time.

>>125723649
>>125721252
try leaving the community group and joining back so the weapon counts as new again and this time the ! leaves

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>>125719681
>giving a shit about people using mods/luas for weapon skins

>Not using 2 weapons with team boost in the same heist

>>125725303
>implying I or OVK give a shit
I was saying it's never gonna happen.

>>125725287
Didn't help.

Guys, my max ammo isn't going down and I don't know why.

>>125727960
got any mod installed?

>>125728085
Yeah, but they don't seem to be working. Better Bots and some other one I forget the name of.

>tfw M308 with 100 Acc
What are you doing now with your new unlimited boost stats?

>>125699864
Just like in the Terminator

>>125729291
>Not >>125725419

>>125729291
I put one on my Mosconi. It's -4 accuracy. That's all.

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>Get dmg boost
>Not usable in the inventory

>>125732972
Flamethrower can use the damage boost, not all the weapons can use a certain kind of boosts

>>125733145
All I saw was every weapon having two accuracy boosts and no dmg boost so I just assumed they had fucked shit up.

So...

Thoughts about the new stat boosts/team boosts?

>>125737036
Several questions, what if you use one boost in a weapon that that got 2 boosts, the team and the stat/acc one? They are gone?

>>125737730
yea

Give the new skin lua or I'll call ovk and they remove the stat boots drops.

Custom colored lasers when

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>get a concealment boost from card drop
>can't find it when trying to mod
>not in steam inventory
?

>>125739065
Probably it's for a gun, they have some variants that give 2 or 3 instead of 1

>>125738759
Custom lazer shapes when?

>>125739361
Do I need to go through all of my guns or something to find it?

>>125739065
search it with the check avaliable mod function in the inventory if you have all your guns checked there should be a ! mark on the top of the ones you got a new mod for

>>125739602
You can't be that stupid, go to the weapon shop and you are going to see the ! sign

Do stat boosts drop as often as regular mods?

>>125739650
>You can't be that stupid
You would be surprised, but cheers for the tip

>>125739573
Speaking of, does anyone actually make use of the ability to change the recticle?

>>125743221
I personally use the red dot.

Other colours blend in too well with cop uniforms and other designs just take up too much screen real estate.

>>125743724
I personally like green, it seems bright enough to not blend. I was using the finger one for stealth but the second I missed a shot I scrapped it.

Does the DLC unlocker still work? I want the Point Break stuff but I don't want to encourage Oyveyshill by paying for an ad.

>>125744383
Oh, I forgot to ask, do all the heisters finally have lnes for each other? Been a while and I heard they did a voice line update.

>>125744498
for everyone but Bodhi and Bodhi has lines for everyone, yes.

>>125744548
Even Wolf got his updated? Cool.

>>125744498
Almost. They're missing lines for Bodhi.

It's funny how they can put in so much work into the DLCs like Point Break shit and still miss out on getting lines for Bodhi.

>>125744615
he doesn't, forgot about him.

>>125744615
>Wolf will never be updated again.

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>>125744383
Yeah, it still works, the cheater tag too.

>>125745016
I mostly play offline anyway. Or did before I stopped playing.

>>125745119
Then what the fuck you are crying about

Fucking unlocker shitters

>>125745190
I'm not crying. I was just asking if it worked. Christ, check your autism.

Has anyone created an anti cheat blocker? I've heard rumours

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>>125699745
>They fucking stole my idea
>Then ruined it.
WHERE ARE THEY
WHERE IN SWEDEN ARE THEY
I WILL SEND MYSELF INTO THE PAST SO I MAY TERMINATE THEM

>>125707794
holy shit thanks for mentioning this. now i won't have to go pr0xr1ptk1dz and get the inventory names manually

>>125746018
Think that guy who was trying to remove the 4 player limit did something, not sure though

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>complete the FF achievement for the christmas safe,
>get a broken-in KSP skin who's worth shit,

Maybe i'll have better luck for the valentine free event.

Lets post shit that pubs say

>Why aren't you guys using armor

>>125746892
stelf?

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>>125746892
>Staelth ?!?

it gets funnier the lower the difficulty is on Bank heist.

>>125746595
I got a pretty nice skin worth about $1 in mint condition. Unfortunately it's for the saiga.

>>125746892
>Don't shoot civvies!

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fug

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>wolf died
>now the wolf we see is just an after-image brought on by the gangs collective grief
>this is why he never says anything new, his lines are just memories
deepest lore ;_;

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Well, at least it's Mint Condition. Gold plating looks decent.

Selling for $5.91 on the market.

Should I?

>>125747709
>tfw thought Wolf was going to die during Crimefest
>tfw he actually showed up to bring us drills as drops

>>125747948
OUR GUARDIAN WOLF FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE

>just got a +3 concealment boost for my Bronco
>I actually use it in a low blow build
Neat.

>>125748056
>Bronco
>Not Deagle or Beagle

>>125748215
I don't like the deagle and I only just got the beagle now so I don't have its mods yet. Plus I really like revolvers.

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10/10 best update

>>125747641
If it makes you feel any better, your drop was determined the moment you clicked open, not when the wheel stopped spinning.

>>125748215
deagle doesn't have +3 concealment bonus and beagle probably doesn't either

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>enjoy doing framing frame loud
>keep getting fags wanting the Christmas safe joining my games and leaving once they realise I am not going for it
>decided just to be a dick and use all combat skills that most people won't notice to waste more of these fags time than they need
>don't even have the safe or achievement myself and don't intend to get it since I have a far superior shit than overkills shitty skins

>>125750340
It's still a 20 cents benefit, you know.

>>125750340
>Ruining the Macaroni with a holla holla get dolla material
You're not better than them

>>125750340
Entitled as fuck right?

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>>125750340
>that failed attempt at a Wolf's ornament skin

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>>125750340
>All the faggots that dont have idea of the achievement at all
>Joining with all my shit without problems
>Even using the christmas safe skin

Am I the only one with crashing problems since the update?

Every time I start a heist, the game crashes 30 seconds in. I have zero mods or luas so I don't know why it's doing this shit.

>>125753321
Better toaster

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How long until Overkill try to fuck up goonmod since it gives stat boosts almost for free, ruining the attempt at balancing from the devs in the process ?

>>125754467
I already have atleast 20 of each one, also, they are quite a frequent drop

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>>125754551
>also got a concealment boost at the end of a job,
>it doesn't appear in the inventory at all.

I guess this is what happens when Overkill has only a week to make a new feature.

>>125754740
They count as mods, they aren't related to the steam inventory

>>125754803
meant the basic inventory, i know it's not steam-related like a skin or something like that.

>>125754960
But they appear in the inventory
The fuck you mean

>>125754467
OVK won't care unless goonmod can generate steam inventory items out of thin air.

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>>125755019
They didn't appeared for me after the card drop but there are a lot of reported cases so it's really a bug.

So for the We Do it Live achievement, can you just rock the suit for Grinder all through the heist and then deploy the shitty armor when you're getting in the van?

>>125755679
There is no reason to use it at the end unless you want to go faster

>>125755839
>reading comprehension

>>125755839
So you're retarded, I know that now, but my question isn't answered.

>>125755871
>>125755902
Yes you retard, you can use it at the fucking end

>>125755994
>you retard
No need to project, faggot.

>>125756156
Says the faggot, faggot
>Having to hold your hand
Fucking shitters fill this place more and more, probably you haven't even done the month sidejob too fag

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>Sam yourself the christmas safe achievement
>Don't receive it

>>125756465
Deserved it

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>tfw can apply now concealment boost on the flamethrower and GL40,

A new SB/LB era is upon us guys.

>>125756539
Crithrower has been a thing cause 33 conceal bronco/bernetti skin, you get from 29 detection to 26 now its pretty nice.

could bo voice wolf?
https://youtu.be/CFYBMhXRhlw?t=59

yeh

>>125757282
>>>/mlp/

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>>125757043
Would be weird as fuck but it's not like we would get a better alternative.

>>125691462
Solo'd this shit with the bots while a cat slept on my lap...

Fucken easymode.

Month side job becoming an achievement when

So, if I, later on, disable the DLC unlocker, all the shit it gave me goes away, along with the cheater tag, right?

>>125757990
No, it remains

>>125757796
>Solo'd
>bots

>>125757990
You shouldn't get marked unless you're using DLC stuff you don't own.

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>tfw can finally add an accuracy boost on my Para.

I just love how this update made this game a lot less P2Meta now. Still, the devs will need to balance the stat boosted skins now that nobody has a reason to buy them anymore.

>>125759150
Para is irrelevant now

>trying to get a specific mod for a gun
>keep getting fucking boosts now
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>125759384
Goonmod you stupid

>>125759490
>cheating

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>>125759384
>trying to get a specific stat boost,
>keep getting infamous patterns

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Later, the Forklift got stuck in the same place

>>125763480
Don't act dumb

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>>125751831
But I ain't trying to imitate that shitty skin having a plain golden barrel just looks like ass unless you put something over it and that pattern just went the best with it

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>>125750340
You are trying way too hard.

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>>125764734
I think it looks good and thats all that matters
only problem is that sometimes shit doesn't look as good as it could due to entire sections getting skinned so you end up with shit like this that could look great but don't because it skins both the metal and wooden parts

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What's happening to me? I updated the hook and this shit starts happening, deleted, downloaded and updated again, same thing.
Help.

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>tfw can use the concealment bonus on everything,

Thanks for the free update Ovk.

>>125766805
You're welcome goy. Remember, it was made free thanks to the Black Market update!

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but why?

>>125766805
>19
Oh shit

pretty good update
7/10

>>125679439
solo grinder is a better choice than bots, randoms and most friends.

>>125770873
Solo Grinder with Inspire aced. Bots are only worth something if you can instantly revive them. Otherwise they're just time sinks you constantly have to baby sit and monitor.

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>>125768518
>he doesn't realize how good he has it,

It could have been a KSP well-used you know. At least you can get a buck out of it.

>>125772307
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GAIJIN DOING

>>125772307
I got a broken-in puke green with bits of yellow KSP ;_;

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Daily reminder to ignore the monthly jobs and just farm your stat boosts via jewelry store normal or goonmod.

>>125772307
I feel really bad for you for getting a KSP skin

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Could have been worse I guess

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I got back into the game a few months ago after I got bored around 30 days after the beta. 14 more deathwish heists to go until I get my deathwish mask.

I refuse to mod or cheat to get it also, shit's absolutelly maddening when the host just shits flashbangs from the sky, and runs around going look at me, I'm mr mehacks, trololol.

>>125772732
We have nothing better to do though.

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>>125773670
Game has a gone a long way since september 2013, just forget all your old habits and try to get as much stat boosts before Overkill nerf their drops.

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>>125773670

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>tfw 8 concealment flamethrower and 33 concealment bronco
>tfw 26 visibility

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>>125773931
What the fuck is wrong with you ?

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>>125773802
There's nothing I want from drops, and leveling up is so fast now compared to when it was out originally, jumped from lvl 56 to 100 in what felt like 1/15th the time.
After I get my deathwish mask I'll put it down for a while.

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>>125773670
>L MOVE R ZOOM B BACK

>>125774158
I wanted the man with the golden gun achievement, and I got too lazy to move my mods back to a regular skin.

>>125757312
what

Haha, turns out, if you don't equip the stupid armor bag, it doesn't count as equipping the armor.

It makes sense, but fuck, that ruined a monthly job run.

Also lets you use suit grinder until you just bag it up at the end of every day.

Hello, heisters! Happy Holidays!

Hotfix 93.1 is live!

>Hotfix 93.1 changelog
>Update size: 22.5 MB

>General
>- Fixed a crash related to the Christmas Safe. If you crashed while opening the safe, restart Steam and access your inventory to see the item you received
>- We Do It Live achievement has changed thanks to community feedback. This is the new description: "Complete the Framing Frame job on the OVERKILL difficulty or above with each crew member using no skills, wearing suits, wielding Platypus 70 sniper rifles and Judge shotguns."
>- The Old Memories monthly side job has changed thanks to communinty feedback. This is the new description: "Complete the Rats job on the OVERKILL difficulty or above with each crew member using no skills, wearing suits, wielding AMCAR rifles and Chimano 88 pistols."
>- The Shadow Dance monthly side job has changed thanks to communinty feedback. This is the new description: "Complete the Shadow Raid job on the OVERKILL difficulty or above with each crew member using no skills, wearing suits, wielding AMCAR rifles and Chimano 88 pistols."
>- The Nostalgia monthly side job has changed thanks to communinty feedback. This is the new description: "Complete the Firestarter job on the OVERKILL difficulty or above with each crew member using no skills, wearing suits, wielding AMCAR rifles and Chimano 88 pistols."
>- Fixed a texture issue on the Chimano 88 pistol magazine

I'm sorry we are so unimaginative in coming up with the monthly jobs. But hey, you only have to do them once a month!

All these FREE high-quality updates are funded by microtransactions!

Happy holidays, and keep those helmets and wallets flying! ;))))))))))

Almir
OVERKIKE - a Starbreeze Studio.

>>125695957
^ don't listen to this shitter

you can use grinder just fine.. deploy your armor bag at the end of the heist before you escape

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habbening
We Do It Live achievement has changed thanks to community feedback. This is the new description: "Complete the Framing Frame job on the OVERKILL difficulty or above with each crew member using no skills, wearing suits, wielding Platypus 70 sniper rifles and Judge shotguns."
The Old Memories monthly side job has changed thanks to communinty feedback. This is the new description: "Complete the Rats job on the OVERKILL difficulty or above with each crew member using no skills, wearing suits, wielding AMCAR rifles and Chimano 88 pistols."
The Shadow Dance monthly side job has changed thanks to communinty feedback. This is the new description: "Complete the Shadow Raid job on the OVERKILL difficulty or above with each crew member using no skills, wearing suits, wielding AMCAR rifles and Chimano 88 pistols."
The Nostalgia monthly side job has changed thanks to communinty feedback. This is the new description: "Complete the Firestarter job on the OVERKILL difficulty or above with each crew member using no skills, wearing suits, wielding AMCAR rifles and Chimano 88 pistols."

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>>125773312
>mfw battle worn ho ho ho
d3 ff loud just sucks major ass. it needs a serious update in layout and cop waypoints

>cops can still trip breakers though walls
>if breaker is by a spawn point they trip it before appearing on the map
>always "that guy" sat on the pc and not on a breaker
>cloaker pairs round every corner
>shield pairs block each other and whole corridors

>>125777954
tl;dr - Monthly Side Jobs are "Do this heist with no skills, suits, and AMCAR+Chimano 88 on OVK or above", where the selection of heists is:
- Framing Frame
- Shadow Raid
- Rats
- Firestarter

I guess they ran out of interesting things to do.

>>125778140
wouldnt rat with easy just blow up the lab and on the bus part get near the bus and the cops finish the job for you while you go to the escape

>>125778347
My complaint is that these side jobs are fucking boring, and as you said, fucking easy.

is ggc a fun map to stealth?

>>125779802
Yes, if the occasional framedrop doesn't bother you

>>125750340
How are you getting the goonmod skins to work? I have the interface and everything and it'll take me to what looks like the mask customizer, but none of the shit applies even when selecting which parts of the gun I want to mod on the right

>>125779975
materials first, then colors, then the pattern. Also, apparently the pattern drops every time you change something else so you have to redo it.

>>125779802
If you like walking back and forth across the map 10 times, sure.

>>125778039
So, no more HBV?

>>125759789

>getting cucked by RNG loot systems

>>125780864
Only suit now.

>>125781182
lol overshit

>>125780174
when I apply the pattern it doesn't show up on the preview so idk wtf I"m doing. Also, even though I'm double clicking and I hear the click and all that, it doesn't actually put the little box around the material showing that I've chosen it

>Nostalgic people prefer to only think about what was good back in the day, easily forgetting the bad days. Like when you're robbing a bank with shoddy weapons and armor.
>Overkill literally shitting on PD:TH because people started going back to playing it.
The dumb faggots also forgot to mention that the majority of weapons in PD:TH were properly balanced and plenty viable. While PD2 has always had a maximum of 4 guns at the top of meta mountain.

>>125781807
How are they shitting on PD:TH?

>>125782115
LBVs and guns most of which were made useless in PD2.

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>>125781807
Overkill confirmed for pushing the grinder perk deck to the community way too hard and also being casualfags.

At least they didn't touched the drop rate of the stat boosts so everything is fine.