Stop with the Gender/Country shit Edition
Previous Thread: >>125571643
Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/
-The Game's Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommended Games
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockdraw
>flockmod.com/undertale
-Cytube
>Channel: Undertale
-Shimeji Directory
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
xth for flowey
nth for FOREVER ALONE
OMG guys i wanna fertilize undyne's eggs
Nth for fresh Gaster
>>125602401
Automobiles
I just went on the /utg/ fic pastebin
>all those frisk/asriel comfy fics
I may be depressed, but these tears are from joy.
>>125602563
Nah he's just forever Stallone
>>125602563
I want to hug Asgore.
why or why not?
>>125602345
>Sexualizing the spider
Heathen
>>125602608
remove yourself from this thread inmediately
SPIDER POSTERS ARISE, OUR TIME IS NOW
First for really really late fanfics and next fanfic and then genocide
http://pastebin.com/28u5myUc
>>125602608
alphys please leave
>>125602738
gib soulz please
>>125602608
Sorry anon, but you'll have to take her by force.
nth for goat
Who's your favorite shop keeper, Anon?
>>125602840
B-but I don't have any...
Flowey and Papyrus are ready for anime school!
>>125602763
Oh, we're awake anon, just keep posting best girl.
>>125602718
Someone sexualizing spider?
Sinner.not gonna lie tho, spider is thicc
fuck doggo
>>125602840
You Asriel fags have gone TOO FAR this time.
>>125602927
Burgerpants
Reminder to lewd everything, EVERYTHING!Even Jerry.Especially Jerry.
>>125602970
She is a CHILD.
She only wants to raise money for her...siblings?
DO NOT SEXUALIZE THE SPIDER
>>125602910
Fucking pussy took it off their tumblr, that or I now need an account to see it.
>Undertale is only 3 months old
Feels older
Post aheago.
>>125603075
I wonder, who could possibly be behind this attack....
>>125603075
>sweden
nothing to do with undertale famicon
>>125603152
I need more Pap ahegao.
>>125603075
Shotafags truly are the worst of us
>>125603132
Anyone have his post about frisk/chara having no canon gender.
>>125602840
Gonna give you a kick in the nuts, how about that you little brat.
>>125603090
Except Blooky
>>125603075
>implying
It was probably some muslim
Do Chara's cheeks generate electricity, or are they just for show?
Hi /utg/. I'm from /fn@f/ and I absolutely love your game! So what do you think about Fnaf? My favorite character in undertale is Megaton. What's yours in fnaf? I like chica and her personality.
>>125603152
I have no idea how to pronounce aheago, I always end up saying 'eggo' and craving waffles.
>>125603152
Hey y'all, who else heresaw the Star Wars movie today
>>125603075
are you serious
>>125603269
When asriel has souls he can touch booby and you cant stop him
>>125603075
>Sweden
Well, all the refugees took their wives, i guess they have to get something else they can fuck.
>>125603297
She is in a constant state of adorableness that you can use her to power your supplies solely by being in the vicinity of her. Technically she radiates energy of pure adorableness, but I wouldn't classify it as electricity
>>125603303
>Personality
Don't reply
>>125603303
You already said that
>>125602948
Now, that makes me wonder...
>>125603297
They just have rosey cheeks.
>>125603204
crying gotes
Reminder that Chara doesn't fully take over until Flowey shows up.
good wosh
wosh this foken thread
>>125603428
You're fucking grounded
>>125603529
You got it!
>>125603532
what, ten seconds into the game?
>>125603532
so the pellets tutorial?
Alright /utg/ here's a scenario:
You fall into the underground but it's still 2015. Let's say Chara shows up in 2019. Which means that the goats are still a happy family, but no one we know is really around either. Except Gaster, he probably hasn't thrown himself into the core yet. So Sans, Papyrus, Undyne, Alphys, Mettaton, they're not alive yet, and Flowey hasn't been made either.
What do you do? Do you tell them ahead of time what Chara plans on doing? Would you even be able to convince them? The only info you know is decades maybe even centuries into the future. Do you try to prevent Chara from being a little bitch?
But could you do it? The only way the prophecy is fulfilled is if Asriel becomes Flowey. Would you sacrifice the eventual release of monsters for Asriel?Would you give up your own soul instead?What do you do??
>>125603532
Chara was never in control anon.
Only one person was in control.
Hey, /utg/.
Ideleted the game from my HDDafter beating pacifist run.
>>125603461
It's amazing how many people don't draw them
>>125603132
>LOL
is Toby still a child at heart?
>>125603367
>Gonna see it with myfuck buddy
>Never watched Star Wars
>Already heard it's was shit andHan Solo get killed by his own son
Gee I can't wait Anon!
>>125602927
>>125603532
Since when did you think you were in control?
>>125603335
Ah-heh-gah-oh
>>125603616
http://strawpoll.me/6287333
http://strawpoll.me/6287333
http://strawpoll.me/6287333
VERY IMPORTANT POLLE
>>125603297
Chara / Pikachu crossover /when/
>>125603754
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA9uy3KdeEU
You tell me, Anon.
>>125603754
He was using emoticons like ";w;" in his tweets not too long ago, probably.
>>125603695
I just want the goats to be happy, so I would try and warn them and keep Chara from starting all the shit they do. Also you can just do what Toriel said and wait tell you or Chara die of natural causes and get Asgore or Toriel to try and find a peaceful way to get free
>>125603297
He hotglued pepperoni on his face
>>125603754
He can post whatever he wants, Anon.
>>125603926
>No "none of them" option
Every time
>>125603750
I just feel like adding too much blush ruins the drawing.
>>125603695
I'd probably make friends with the goat family, live there, keep gaster from falling in the core, wait for chara, and strangle him or something when no one's looking
or just tell him his plan is a really bad idea, if we're going with the interpretation that they're still kind of nice but misguided
>>125603947
nice try that's not Toby
>>125603781
hnnnnng, more
>>125603926
>only 2 muffetfags
cmon
step it up
UNDERTALE 3 CONFIRMED
>>125604057
Then don't fucking vote you special snowflake
>Toby is my age and has accomplished things
>I'm my age and haven't accomplished things
Feels bad
>>125603926
chara first
fucking why
oh
>>125604091
How can you tell?We know it's you, Toby
>>125603926
>2 other Papyrus lewders
WHERE ARE YOU?
Hey /utg/! What's your favorite AU and why is it Underfell?
>>125603926
>there's people in this thread RIGHT NOW who sexualize Undyne
Have you considered suicide, anons?
>>125604175
I'll vote whatever the fuck I want you faggot
>>125604168
BEFORE 2 EVEN
TOBY REALLY IS A GENIUS
>>125604098
>>125602630
CANYONEROOOOooooOO
>>125604252
AUs are shit. The source material is all I need.
>my friend beat Neutral
>said he 'swears he heard that song from the end of the New Home music and the statue' in the second phase of Flowey's fight
>said he saw Flowey in Waterfall earlier
>has come to the conclusion that Flowey is the reincarnation of Asgore's son after being filled with the fallen child's determination, refusing to stay dead until they finally get to put the body on the flowers
How the fuck
>>125604252
But it's not
Xth for best ending.
>>125603926
A W F U L
YOU'RE ALL GOING TO JAIL
>>125604098
posting stiches
>>125603926
>Papyrus
Wosh your goddamn souls
Fig!
>>125603926
>Papyrus on top
Interesting.
>>125604360
are you sure they didn't just look at spoilers and then try to freak you out?either your friend is a troll or a geniusmaybe both
There is now a goat dildo on Bad Dragon.
>>125604360
but he's right about finale and seeing flowey in waterfall
>>125604384
Wrong, pic related is best ending.
i had you in mind /utg/
>>125603926
>papyrus and flowey have the most votes
>>125604567
I was watching him play from start to finish. He's either a good actor or he put it all together.
>>125604576
I know but he managed to figure out the big twist just from those few tidbits. Jesus.
>>125604452
nice stitch, but the only complaint i have is the underground doesnt look very... underground
i thought they were just in some generic city at first
Finally almost finished planning out the Dadster story, just gotta round out the ending. I might get some of it up tonight after all!
>OtherWho is it /utg/?
>>125603926
THE SKELETON FRIEND IS NOT FOR SEXUAL
>>125604259
>>125604587
mah nigga
Hail the king
>>125603926
>Papyrus has the most votes
well, it was a fun ride, /utg/, but this is where I stop
Goodbye
>>125604360
I'll be honest, this is probably better than Determination being a scientific plothole paste
>>125604452
>>125603926
>Mettaton nr 1
All is right
>>125604587
But that's a horrifying dystopia with a king who keeps trying to fix the deep despair on the inside with distractions and glamour.
Third-best is where I'd put it.
>>125604731
what
>>125604731
JUST FUCK MY POST UP
>>125604431
>>125604478
>>125604525
>>125604624
>>125604769
>>125604824
I don't believe this for a hot second, unless I'm literally the only vocal Pap lewder in these goddamn threads.
>>125604619
That made me flustered, anon.
gasters
>>125604731
>>125604384
You posted the wrong image.
No problem though, that happens to everyone.
>>125604769
The game lets you date him
You can canonically make Frisk want to fuck the skeleton
>>125604252
Because sweaty tsundere mustard man gives me life
>>125602765
>her generous cleavage, the curves of her kinda chubby body
>the throbbing cock she's stroking to full size
>wait
There goes the sides
>>125605037
Chara a shit.
>>125604619
I want MTT to fuck me
a..andcuddle afterwards
>>125604961
Don't worry, I'm here too.
>>125605045
Dating doesn't mean sex.
>>125604252
floweypot is only good au
goatbro has nice legs
i just wanna
touch them
>>125604961
I like lewd Pap too.
But I like him more when he's the recessive one and his partner gets to be the aggressor. I like flustered and fumbling Pap more than SEX GOD PAPYDONGER.
>>125604731
my mom works at undertale and she said im a good boy
I want to kiss the goat on thebeepis.
>>125605161
You're shit
>>125605321
Your mother is a filthy liar. Did you know lying is a sin anon? Your mother is going to go to Hell.now go be a good girl and play with your friends.
>>125605328
I want to kiss the goateverywhere
>>125605161
>Frisk
>Fighting
Anti-Charafags are delusional
>>125605173
Hello everyone
>>125605328
don't sexualize the goat child
reposting my creation for you
pull some cablesdear
>>125605173
Oh. Well. Hello, fellow degenerate!
>>125605275
>SEX GOD PAPYDONGER
Okay, that made me laugh. I don't mind slutty Pap, but for more extensive works, submissive Pap is the only acceptable Pap.
>>125605328
Beepis is such a funny word
If only it didn't mean what it meant
>>125605438
What about the Asgore and Flowey battles?
>>125605161
>Frisk
>Being that violent
>Especially towards their partner
I am shaking my head at you right now.
>>125605328
Stop.
>>125605198
I consider that more of an alternate ending
>>125605328
>>125605435
Daily reminder fellow goatfuckers
>>125605157
2 lines later
>whatever
Sides are in orbit
>>125605037
Oh wow
Straight into my qt folder it goes.
>>125605536i'm sure that's not how robots work
>>125605497
Hello, fishfriend
Post short shirt undyne
>>125605559
>pap whoring himself online
no
nooooo
nooooooooooooo
protect pap :(
post lewd muffet or links to lewd muffet
postSMUG
>>125605628
Reminder that he ain't real so it don't matter
>>125605559
Someones getting a glaster blaster to the face
Important poll
http://strawpoll.me/6287436
>get Napstablook in bed
>he regrets saying yes but he keeps telling you to go ahead so he doesn't make you feel bad
>he's nervous and he cries the whole time
>every time you ask if you should stop, he tells you the tears mean he's happy because he doesn't want you to know that he doesn't want you
>after you're done he feels disgusting and ashamed and has to lie on the floor for a few hours
>he can never look you in the eye again
>>125605715
If it's any consolation, sans is really going to fuck up everyone in that chatroom
>>125605590
I personally view Frisk as a "Josuke Higashikata" type of character.
He won't kill anyone, no matter what, but it doesn't stop him from punching people's lights out if they deserve it.
>>125602765
if there is one thing I will request is that you better do more futa shopkeep.
>>125605830
SMUG AWAY!
>>125604252
A Dreamer Reborn no doubt
>>125605435
A suitable option as well.
>>125605498It cannot be helped, higher forces are at work here.
Slightly better.
>>125605638
That fic was quality
>>125605559
>taking advantage of papyrus
no please
>>125605045
Frisk is like 10 years old.
Dating at that age is.... well, essentially what happened in the game.
>>125605497
Hello to you, fine sir
Everyone always depicts humanized versions of the skelebros as black. I can't be the only one who sees these guys as Mexican can I, just their bond and the way the act is very similar to me and my cousins. Or maybe I'm just crazy
>>125605830
>>125605438
>Frisk doesn't fight
>what is the fight against Asgore
>what is the fight against Omega Flowey
Truly Charafags are the most delusional.
>>125605715
>>125605849
>>125605949
I have no idea why you people think you're going to somehow guilt me into not lewding Pap when I'm the guy who wrote that giant Pap corruption fic. I'm beyond saving, friends.
>>125605648
>>125605037
Save this instead, when I was stitching I guess I forgot to get the _1280 version of the first set of panels.
>>125605884This is the real reason why Happstablook left.
>>125603297
Pustules.
>>125606003
It.... is less shit than others?
All skeleton humanisations are fucking trash regardless.
>>125605830
A rare smug.
post wide hips
>>125606003
It wasn't my headcanon before but it is now.
>>125605869
what the fuck
>>125605585
Forced against his will at his weakest with absolutely no other options to work with
Unless Chara would go and destroy his Mercy button, which I don't think she's that stupid, there's literally no reason for Frick to be fighting ever
>>125606086
Stay DETERMINED, Anon! Rid yourself of this filth.
>>125606086
...There's a Pap corruption fic?gib
>>125606003
what is it with all the tumblrites drawing frisk as a nigger
I'm getting really sick of it
>>125606042
Hell, I'm pretty sure you can get through most of the game by beating enemies into low HP, then Sparing.
Frisk doesn't KILL.
>>125606102
Much obliged, captain.
>>125603926
http://strawpoll.me/6287462
http://strawpoll.me/6287462
http://strawpoll.me/6287462
MORE IMPORTANT POLLE
>>125605884
>not stopping the instant they seem uncomfortable even if they says it's okay
>not reassuring them that your happiness is dependent on theirs and they can go as slow as they want and there's nothing to be ashamed about
>not cuddling them instead of sex and watching movies all night while eating ghost sandwiches
>>125605037
wow this is actually adorable
>>125605707
>>125605936
but there's a higher force that also has a kissable beepis
>>125605913
>He won't kill anyone, no matter what, but it doesn't stop him from punching people's lights out if they deserve it.
And then they become best friends forever, right?
>nobody will ever draw femfriskXteen asriel lewds.
>>125606170
>>125606086
Incorruptibility right? Are you going to write more lewd Papfics?
>>125606086
Please write more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gk7JezEfaxM
have we posted this today?
its pretty neat
>>125605930
>>125605628
Daily reminder that both your retarded camps are delusional and that both those goats are underage and are the same character.
Fucking goatfuckers in denial i swear.
>>125606304
I voted all of them
>>125606304
That is a very quality polle I must say my fellow polle anon.
>>125606401
Loli hips make me function
>inb4 >loli
>>125606325Edgegoat and shotagoat is the same tbqh famzilla
>>125606397
Are you kidding me there's nothing but.
>>125606430
is that Marisa?
>>125606401
They're like ten you fucking pedophile
>>125606348
Yes, exactly!Maybe even more than friends.
>>125604961
There are more of you filthmongers, I think a lot of people lurk nowadays.
>>125605275
How would sex god Papyrus even work? All I can think of is Papyrus attempting to ride a skateboard up to the bed and badly fucking up a 360 kickflip before landing on top of you.
>>125606170
>>125606472
That's not fucking loli anon
>>125606253
Uh? No? I'm perfectly fine the way I am.
>>125606272
Ehh, I don't know if I would really call it corruption. It's mostly deflowering. You've probably already read it, it's old as sin by now.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/5106176
>>125606420
>>125606430
I'm planning on it, yeah. Most requests have been for sans, which I have literally no interest in writing, but I might have to just because no one's given me any lewd Pap requests.
>>125606325
Does anyone have the translation for this?
>>125606545
Yeah but they ain't real either so it's all fine famzilla
Or do you live in a free country that makes 2D illegal?
>>125606304
>no robot option
Nice to see we all know that Mettaton is FOR F U C K I N G
>>125606545
Hey, lolicon is legal in my country, get rekt americans
God, I LOVE my shithole
>>125606635
I know Mejic and his phantom dicks, but that image is really absurd
>>125606545
Bite me, Hansen.
>>125606325True, but is it as kissable as the other beepis?
>>125606440
>That battle music
ok that isnt too bad actually
>>125606597
i bet you cant make awide kek, you dummy
Vote in the poll for asriel, do not let the charafags win!
http://strawpoll.me/6287436
BIG FAT BUNNY TATS
>>125606702
lolicon is legal in america too dumbshit
>>125606535
SHOW ME
This thread is going to really weird places
>>125602948
we all know you have lots fucker
>>125606675
I haven't read a lot of Pap fic.
If you want Pap requests how about onewhere he tries to be all smooth and "domineering" in the bedroom like, "I WILL SHOW YOU A GOOD TIME" and then spills spaghetti all over the floor and such and is generally embarrassing but still cute
>>125606289
Well yeah, but you can still beat the shit out of people without killing them.
Adult Frisk peacefully taking down people Adam Jenson style when?
>>125606480
Fucking this.
>>125606757The goat's beepis is kissable no matter if he's edgegoat or shotagoat
>>125606801
>The futa Toriel shitpost is higher than Asriel
My sides
>>125606878
I noticed. It's really fast and full of shit at the moment
I want to go dream of gotes.
>>125606840
No, get some taste.
I kinda want Dadster to be a socially clueless weirdoAlso younger Sans being a neurotic little fucker back when he still had meaning in his life is kinda funny to me
>>125606309
Somebody please write a fic about tenderly loving this ghost at their own pace and making them feel comfortableIf nobody steps up I'll do it myself
>>125606834
B U L B O U S
U
L
B
O
U
S
>>125606440
this isactually decent
>>125606675
>I might have to just because no one's given me any lewd Pap requests.
Well shit, why didn't you say so! I was hoping for a sequel or something rougher? Maybe something based off of this
>>125605559
>>125605849
Or something with Flowey? Maybe even fluffy smut with Flowey and Papyrus.
>>125606440
Ever since I heard https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujpJ3-jtgbE all I've wanted is the true final battle, Frisk and the Player vs Toby/Annoying Dog
http://strawpoll.me/6287508
BETTER poll.
>>125606309
>>125607038
What aboutChara/Blook lewds since they're both ghosts?
>>125606696
The only ones who deny it are liars.
>>125607049
This is one of my favorite images of the bunny shopkeep, hands down
>>125607091
>Making me choose
You're horrible
>>125607120
>This monster doesn't seem to have a sense of humor...
>>125606789
>>125606946I can work with that.As long as its consensual.
>>125607091
<iframe width="854" height="480" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/H5d42w4ZcY4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
>>125607163
too bad there aren't that many images of her to begin with.
>>125607161
>metta
Why is the spider perfect for everything?
Lewding? Have you seen those hips? Go right ahead!
Shitposting? Fuckin perfect for that
Worshiping? Shes already adorable, it was gonna happen.
Conclusion: Spider is best everything
>>125607091
Churros are fucking delicious
Your time is up, Frick
>>125607120
Fund it
>>125607323
S-So?
>>125607073
Anon, are you the earthbound hack appreciator? I will admit, the music is good, but that writing and the out of place creepypasta-tier background are atrocious.
>>125607324
more like, do it in her
nice dreams
soft dreams
smooth dreams
final dreams
>>125607324
Except for her shitty theme.
>>125607274
what the fuck
https://youtu.be/H5d42w4ZcY4
http://anadapta.tumblr.com/post/135345477156/i-can-think-of-worse-choices-for-ambassador-to
Found this.
It's great, but I have no idea how to approach stitching it.
>>125607351
Mettaton, you can't play this game and tell yourself that you love you.
That's a whole other level of narcissism.
>>125607089
There's also this cover:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXCVSk-SPAE
I bet Toby would make it even more unfair than the Sans fight.
>>125607091
>not voting for Chara
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5d42w4ZcY4
What a fuckin nerd
>>125607324
I'd unironically give her all my money, to be honest
>>125607267Consensual is the only that works mate
>>125607324
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HW-Jr4M4w90
this is SO FUCKING GOOD
>>125607364
agreed.
>>125607425
>Spider Dance
>shitty
I didn't know you were deaf, anon.
>>125607214
i amunstoppable
I was the gleaming, thousand-eyed light. you were small, with a stinging blade.
In the dark of the battlefield, there is the roaring of an ancient sea.And on that day I burned so bright.
Your face cracked open into a smile, and with it, the secrets of immortality and oblivion seeped through your teeth like weeping oil.
>>125607421
pew pewI wonder if that faggot that put a fucking asriel decal on his AR-15 is still hereI hope not
>>125607425
And the fact that no human being can stand her
>>125607161
am I the only one that just typed for 60 seconds and got a billion points
>>125607425
this is the worst thing I've ever read in /UTG/
>>125607421
>Asriel will never shoot you and put you out of your misery of obsessing over him
>>125607475
What are you going to do about it?
>>125607546
Do a hyper-realistic kek.
>>125607514
I prefer this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4IxBW_LLWI
Personal taste, I guess.
>>125607476
It'd probably be ridiculous, imagine Omega Flowey but with more than just save file manipulation and actually losing progress when you die.
I still want a Gaster fight too though, so it'd be either be Toby > Gaster, or Gaster as the glitch Toby could never fix.
>>125607425
this is probably the most wrong post I've ever seen
>>125607354
yeah the writing was bad, but i was talking about the music and battle
also ive never played the eartbound hack, but it doesn't look too bad from what ive seen
>>125607472
This comic is cute.
>still no fic about Flowey forcing Papyrus to solve increasingly difficult puzzles and breaking a bone each time he makes a mistake
So a monster arrives in lordran
they manage to kill a basic hollow
they now have 70 souls
>>125606905
>>125607087
Hmm, a sequel sounds doable. Rougher sounds doable. The reader in Incorruptibility would work well with a dominant Pap, I think, but I'll see where it goes. Although, ambiguous gender or reader with a dick?
Regardless, your requests are going into my request folder! I should have time to get something done now that my finals are over. I might do some shorter pieces, too, since a lot of the other requests were more one-off.
>>125607214
why do you always draw in 470x200? just curious
>>125607649
I'd still rather he shoot at me with something other than a shotgun.
>>125607609I think he fucked off to /k/ by now
>>125607754
>Gaster is made as a fight, a legit fight
>Toby mashes his keyboard and gives himself a seizure to fuck up the code
>puts the buggy, unworkable code in the game
>if it works it works, if not let the fans try and fix the code
>either way people will eat it up
>>125607631
I did that too, just keyboard smashing
He said something like "Wow, you wrote a lot about me! You must really love me. Although I can't understand any of it."
>>125607509Atta man, we dont want to be raping goats non-consensually like the Swedes.
Needs more Frick impregnation
I don't have a lot of time
ttoba.tumblr.com
^This girl is amazing
pic related made by her
>>125607740
different versions, I like both, but I really love how the lyrics fit the music
also while we are at it, 2 god-tier mashups:
https://soundcloud.com/dabunky/sans-on-the-sun
https://soundcloud.com/wendyfag/through-the-core-and-ruins
PostBurger slider
>>125607807
Those aren't actual souls.
Humanity is the real dark soul.
They'd still find couple eventually. Or get lucky beating down a rat.
>>125606170
>>125607894
>>125607631
I should try that.
>>125607631
>>125607809
Reader with a dick! READER WITH A DICK!
>>125607524
Spider Dance is just a terrible remix of Dummy.
I think you are the deaf one, anon.
Spider Dance is one of my favorite songs and it always annoys me if they change the 'drop' from the 4th 'beat' or whatever.
>>125607425
>Except for her shitty theme.
Autistic, are we?
>>125607910
Frisk's tummy is cuter not pregnant, anon.
>>125608031
>not making him blush
>>125607813
You are right, handguns are easier to get a license for.
>>125607949
>https://soundcloud.com/wendyfag/through-the-core-and-ruins
Top fucking lmaoGreat theme and even greater flash
Godspeed
>>125603926
>only 6 other people like trashlizard
Why all this shit taste.
>>125608074
This. There are not enough reader-with-dick fics.
>>125607905The goats ain't for raping, and I'm sure it's all the muslims in Sweden who's been raping goats
>>125608154
Dirty cloaca
>>125607631
I just typed in penis penis penis lol over and over.
I'm not a very creative person with English on a whim.
>>125607809
I honestly preferfemale readerbecause reasons
so maybe ambiguous?
T-thanks anyway anon.
>>125608059
kek
>>125608112
Do it anyway. Hell, make boy Frick knock up girl Frick if you need to
>>125608223
All you had to say was "legs" anon, it's the most obvious thing to type and the first thing anyone with half a brain would.
post porn just do it get banned idiots
>>125608021
>beating down a rat
genuine kek I be doing this rat business in console a long time ago, for a long time
obsessed about those humanities man
>>125608114
I've done that too, darling.
I saved right before his battle so I've been testing how many things I can get him to say.
>>125608154
I know that feel, bro
Here, have a cute lizard with science Gaster
>>125608021
theres like 3 humanity right at firelink
that's a pretty good start
>>125607812
Because 2.35:1 is the best aspect ratio
Fuck me in the asshole goatmom with your futa penis that's alright though because i love you i love you to my child i d still bang woshua though thanks
>>125608223
I just slammed random letters because I thought it was a Typing of the Dead: Overkill kind of thing.
TYPE WHATEVER YOU WANT AS LONG AS YOU TYPE LIKE AMOTHERFUCKER
heya /utg/!
I'm having a day off! Of, you know, writing. Not actual work, work was sheit. I need to attend to my neglected life, so today will be limited to merely planning dinner with the goatparents for the next part of Coda. Sorry!
What's up, though. You guys staying comfy?
>>125607807
Yea, 70 monster souls.
You'd probably need a great hero soul minimum for a human soul.
>>125608304
You think I even considered the question? I just tried to type anything at all.
I'm having quite a bit of trouble with Sans. This is the second day im fighting him and the farthest i've gotten is when he says something like "a good day to quit is today."
I've been using a 360 controller to play all of undertale, is it inefficient when it comes to fighting sans?
>>125608314
Ok
>>125608210Probably, i doubt you can find a Swede in Sweden anymore. And to think i wanted to move there at one point...
>>125608283
All fricks are best fricks!
>1382 victory
What
>>125608314
Flippy floo, dippity doo, swiggity swoo, you're really trying for a (You)
>>125608021
but even that's only a piece of the dark soul
though, one could argue that every soul you get in DaS is a real soul, since it's left kinda ambiguous unlike in DeS where they actually tell you that adding demon souls to your own actually makes you stronger
>>125608504
what the heckie is thisie
>>125608154
I was pretty surprised we had that many
>>125608314
Can't get banned over naked skeletons
>>125607946
>Almost all sans or gaster
>>125608074
>>125608174
Yeah, that's what I was leaning towards. It seems mostly girls read Incorruptibility, for better or for worse, but I'd much rather add to the dickfics quota.
>>125608256
Sorry darling, I don't do female reader, and it looks like you got outvoted this time around. Perhaps my shorter fics will be ambiguous to make up for it?
>>125608570
It's porn, anon
>>125608502
I beat him with it, hell I prefer it due to much more intuitive inputs
You're gonna have to git gud and memorize his patterns so you don't waste your time healing constantly
>>125608523
Frick is life
>>125605523
>not 'I would like to formally apologize' or even 'wosh u SOUL'
>>125607910
here you go
>>125607008
>toriel actually pushed gaster into the core because he kept making dead baby jokes shortly after asriel and chara's death
10/10
>>125608504
That's not porn you bumbo dumbo
who could find that hot
>>125608646
You're saying that like it's a bad thing
>>125608314
Im pulling out the highest caliber guns on your bluff. Lewd up in this motherfucker.
>>125608519There's still some leftI just hope they actually blow up the Oresund Bridge, they'll be doing me a favor
>>125608527
it was a p fast immortal rush, and I played on the slowest speed possible - Marathon
>>125608541
>but even that's only a piece of the dark soul
But it's enough to keep one in human form.
>>125608154
I know man 7 people with shit taste is a lot.
>>125607812
because its a resolution thatdummies use
WHO WANTS TO ADD ME?
>>125608678
>Toriel
6.6/10 too much goat. Thank you
>>125608765
BLUE BOARD
>>125608678
nah man he obviously meant it the other way
>>125608740
Anything can be sexy. You just gotta believe in yourself
>>125608650I'm a female reader and I want the reader to have a god damn dick
Majority of reader/Papyrus fics are female reader, so PLEASE DO PENIS IN PELVIC CAVITY
>>125608154And i'm one of them
>>125608502
Whatever's the most comfortable for you should be fine.
If you're having trouble, you could always switch to using your keyboard and see how it goes.
>>125608114
I can't believe tumblr wants to fuck Sans when the game throws this flawless husbando at you
>>125608759
Well you posted Frisk so I expected Frisk.
>>125606003
The skeletons
are not
for humanizing
I've had an awful day, can I have some cute skeleton to ease the pain?
>>125608834
I'd add them in an instant.
>>125608634
PAP. IS. NOT. FOR. SEXUAL.
>>125608154
She belongs to Undyne, so I-.. wait. I chose Undyne. Oops.
>>125608519
I'm tired of your stupid goat face.
You always come up to my booth and do the same shit.
Become a god of hyperwaves or whatever
You know what?
Get the fuck out of my face.
>>125608872
Well then, I'm eager to please! Penis in pelvic cavity it is!
>>125608979
What happened, anon?
>>125608983
You people say this a lot. But why?
>>125608650
Well, that's fine. That's just how life is.
It's not that I don't like dickfics though, keep 'em coming.
>>125608932
>flawless
There's your problem. Mettaton is perfect
Sans is corrupted and depressed, so they would rather spend time fixing him into their lovely husbando than have perfection from the start
>>125608979
Captcha seems borked
>>125608790
Heres to hoping, wouldnt put anything past the muzzies. Have a good one anon.
>>125608798
It's enough to >restore< one to human form... provided you feed it to the bonfire. You don't actually get much use out of keeping humanity on you, outside of making chaos weapons stronger.
>>125607946
Congrats, you just posted the link to an already well known and popular undertale (more specifically, Sans) artist.
I hope you're proud
>>125608872
Anon, why do you want penis in papyrus if you're a girl? Are you a futa?
>>125609243
I'm into sexy beautiful men being with sexy beautiful men. Don't get weird
>>125609243
Fucking fujoshis, man
>>125609179
>Forgot my image
Fuck this, I'm going into lurk mode
>>125609050
Thank you mister!
I promise to stay out of trouble.
>>125609191
At least removing that bridge might keep them out of here for a bit longer, cause we all know niggers can't swim
>>125609320
so no sans and his blue raspberry vaginia?
>>125607472
Aww that was adorable.
i just wanna give goatbro a leg massage
>>125609320
That's weird. Why would you just want to watch someone having sex?I'm asexual so IDK how exactly this stuff works but it seems pretty counterintuitive to a healthy relationship
>>125604573
We did it, /utg/!
>>125609243
Men are always putting dicks on the girls they like.
Cmon man.
>>125607472
4chan really doesnt like this comic, so here's an imgur link instead
http://i.imgur.com/woinefy.jpg
>>125609179
>they don't want a beautiful robot who sings to you and playfully tries to kill you on-air sometimes
Truly the worst taste, that site.
>>125609356
>ACT
>>WEDGIE
>Some months ago
>Get some sort of flash where I'm talking to my buddies, and thinking of Skeleton porn while one shows off a youtube video on his iphone
>Think to myself "Why the fuck am I thinking of lewd Characters I never saw before?"
>Fast forward to today
>Talking to my bros
>One of them pull off their phone
>Recall myself that moment
>Think of Skelelewds
>Mfw
What the fuck, /utg/.
The horsefucker artists are doing shit for Undertale now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWnXsUSFVa8&feature=share
Time to get off this ride, friends.
>>125609424
I can make exceptions.
>>125609449
It's porn nigga
>>125609387
True dat.
>>125609589
Braeburned drew an Asgore ages ago.
>>125609550
One of your bros is determined as fuck
>>125609589
I kind of like this
>>125609589
this guy reminds me of the Irate Gamer for some reason
>>125602967
Someone please translate this.
Just realized I can change the logo on MPC.
Is there a picture of Sans listening to music anywhere?
>>125609550
I get those a lot. Fucking deja vus, I tell yo
There is a man who lights his cigarette with olympian fire, all the rage and passion of the gods burning slowly to ash between his fingers.
>>125609589
ride_down
time to get out while we can before shit starts falling down around us.
>>125609589
>now
>>125609589
Lumineko's been drawing UT for ages. She'd draw anything for muns though.
dummies are urged to kek for their safety
You know it's true.
http://anadapta.tumblr.com/post/135345477156/i-can-think-of-worse-choices-for-ambassador-to
>>125603259
It is quite literally intended to be a self insert.
>>125610087
Except you're explicitly not supposed to self-insert on Frisk or Chara.
>>125609930
I DON'T NEED KEKS. I GOT KNIVES.
>>125609808
>>125609550
Yeah, I get plenty of deja vues, bonus point if they're flashes I get while doing shit. I think that one was in a dream so that's why I completely forgot about it.Hell It's was lewds of Sans
I even got a bunch of friends that experienced them, and the biggest one I had was while going on a trip to some place with my family, and somehow all of us talked about how we'll get stuck somewhere, and it's happened.
What if were just reliving our lives again and again like a vidya?
So you know how mantling works in TES?
I think that's what Frisk is doing in genocide
>>125610017
Someone beat you to it anon.
>>125609501
>>125610017
Is pap gonna get bombed by that girl.
>>125610152
How many?
>>125610017NEARLY GOT ME
>>125610146
Where does it say that?
Okay, plans are FINALLY done. Holy hell that took two full days of pretty much constant work. I'm just going to skim over them one final time and then part one will commence.
Muslim Human Toriel x Black Disabled Ill on Life Support Human SansIs the best OTP
>>125604513
Frisk a qt
>>125610306
...one. But it's a REALLY GOOD KNFE
>>125610337
When you see that Frisk is their own person.
Also Chara specifically calls the player out on shit.
>>125610368
I disagree with you, so I'm posting a picture of the character you posted being fat.unf
>>125610178
Ahh, kk. Too lazy to delete it, tho
The last of his line, he rules over ruined towers - king of ash and bone, his people long since faded, his name forgotten even by the wind.
They strip her nameless and cast her from the world. Banished to a home-that-is-a-prison, over and over, she looks for herself in mirrors.
A boy who wears his sins as black vines curling all around his body. He can run where he wishes, but he will always carry his cage with him.
Most forget the royal family
But some still remember.
>>125604961I am too but I prefer to save all the lewdposting for /y/.
>>125605275
>But I like him more when he's the recessive one
BROTHERRRRRRRR
IT'S NOT OVER YET
>>125609589
>Implying Goattrain hasn't drawn shit on /utg/
>Implying he isn't a huge fucking horsefucker
>>125610368
Id ship it.
>>125610430
>HE ONLY HAS ONE
>tfw no macro bf
>>125609501
>mugger is white
unrealistic/10
>>125602401
Friendly reminder that this is what a humanized toriel would look like in real life.
>>125610459
>>125610564
yes, but specifically this >>125609589 horsefucker also molested a child at a pony convention and got off scott-free
>this post-image ratio
rev up your shitposting
how many inches in asgore's magic monster meat and who would be able to take it all??
>>125610157
I like more the theory that we get flashes from a possible future when we sleep
Latest I had was when I was making a salad and I heard my family talking about something. I "remembered" that I had that dream, and in the dream (this is why I say that deja vues are fucked up) I thought about telling to my family that I had that deja vu, and I told them that I could see the future, but then I thought that they would never believe me and I began to freak out, so I never told them anything and just kept to myself making the salad
The thing is, I thought all of that in the dream, and when that happened I actually thought of that and I freaked out
It was like a 2 minute long, a fucking nightmare
>>125610669
It looks like she is shittin out of her head
>>125610669
Why would they have a horn.
>>125609589
>mandopony
Fuck that guy lmao
>>125610713
You got to be fucking kidding me.
>>125610646
4u
>>125610169
>Gaster zero-summed
>Flowey is a Talos-like entity composed of Chara, Asriel, and the first golden flower that achieved divinity via enantiomorph
>>125610713
>molested a child
u fuckin what? holy shit
>>125610725
Gee anon, who are we gonna blame for tonights shitty image to post ratio?
>>125604723
Dude, that's the walkway to the elevator that leads to asgores throneroom.
It's back dropped by the capitol city.
>>125610850I'm not, even /mlp/ hates him
Remember to be nice to your partner and don't bring notice to their condition!
>>125610437
>Frisk is his own person
Well, yeah, but so is every other video game "self-insert" protagonist. Robin, Corrin, Makoto Yuki and Yu Narukami, for example, are clearly shown to have their own canon personalities, but they're referred to as your "avatar", are encouraged to be named your name, and are referred to as "you" for a reason.
>>125610527
you couldn't have stopped it
>>125610683
Careful. We have determined that the mods do not like things of this nature.
Threadly reminder Asgore did_______wrong
LAST IMAGE FOR LIZARD
>Toby dies of the fanbase's cancer
>leaves the Undertale license and his endless supply of indiebux to you
>you can make whatever sequel/spinoff game you want and nobody can stop you
What do you do, /utg/?
>>125610713
>diddling 3D
Wew lad, how gay.
>>125609835
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqgZNGq2nqs
>>125610993
I wonder if their evil eye goo tastes like licorice.
>>125611121
Nice.
>>125611137
Make Undertale 2 like Metal Gear Solid 2 and intentionally piss off everybody so they enjoy the first game even more
>>125611005
I don't know about the other two but Robin was generic as hell and from what I've seen Kamui is too.
You also don't name Frisk, their name is Frisk. You technically name Chara but their "true name" is Chara.
Also
>his>her
>>125603431
>wives
Oh yeah, I forgot that you foreigners still think that signing a contract with the government about who you can impregnate is a good idea.
A sambo can fill a citizens every need, financially, domestically, biologically.
>>125611121
Yes.
>>125611137
sanstale
>>125611137not make anything
>>125611137
I save the goat and leave it at that.
>>125611137
Make that overtale/another tale game starring a little monster kid in a cast of humans.
>>125611137
>For every $100, I will update 10% of Hard Mode and make it public
>Slowly decrease the percentage after every $100 achieved
>Blueball the fandom while swimming in money
>>125611180
It's pretty obvious where the guy who made the GIF's writing stops and the video dude's writing begins. Eugh.
>>125611137
I'd make expanded versions of the various endings. You, probably a new human that fell, have to make things right.
In turn, you get to get to know the monsters a little better, or even see a completely new side of them.
It'd be pretty short though, considering how many endings that encompasses.
>>125611276
>Frisk being a "nonbinary" special snowflake tumblrina
Please, no.
>>125611198
I think it'd taaste like blood.
Kind of a weird metallic taste.
>>125611282
What are you on about anon?
>>125611137
I make my shitty comic canon
>>125609109
I regularly juggle some very dangerous problems, some days my arms just get a little tired.
>>125609337
That's okay anon, it's the thought that counts. I'm sure whatever you were trying to post was very nice.
>>125609934
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHMcu553f1o
>>125611386
>IF YOU'RE KEEP GOING THE WAY YOU ARE YOU'RE NOT GONNA LIKE HOW IT WILL END
Jesus, you aren't kidding, anon.
>>125611137
Make a dating sim set after TP
>>125611421
Frisk isn't non-binary.
They have no canon gender identity.
They aren't a girl, a boy, a demikin, a nonbinary, or a half-black demi-racial plantkin.
They have no canon gender.
The closest tumblr thing to that is agender, but they aren't that either.
You are free to project whatever gender identity you want upon them but none of it is canon, and you should probably use they/them to refer to them because it makes more sense that way.
WELL THERE'S ASKELEMAN
WITH ASKELECAT
LIVIN' IN ASKELENEIGHBORHOOD
>>125611137
R18 Sans dating game
>>125611180
My favorite part of the fight is all the gasters that show up and he knocks them away because he thinks they're too dangerous for you.
>>125610850*Get stepped on
>>125606003
No, it's always been mine too. Mostly because of El Dia de Los Muertos and too much Guacamelee/Book of Life or whatever.
>>125611431
That's boring.
>Got an ask by someone if they could make a drawing inspired by the pockettale drawing
So I guess this is a thing now.Maybe I should make it into an actual AU
>>125611469
Only a ntr fetishist would support an idea such as marriage. There is no sense to it.
>>125611276
Still, though, Robin and Kamui had their own in-universe backstory, but it didn't stop them from being a representation of "you".
>>125608081
Actually, Muffet's theme is a sped up version of Blooky's.
>>125611137
First, I'd do all the things Toby promised in the kickstarter (IE Mettaton date, Hard Mode, comics)
Then I'd use the endless supply of indiebux tobuy the Dragonball Z license and make Undertale 2 a DBZ crossover, then after laughing at that for a few months, buy an expensive car and a lot of quality drugs and drive into the Grand Canyon while doped up
>>125611431
You'd probably go unconscious from the poison before you could figure out what it tastes like
>>125611810
>Everyone is tiny except for frisk
Don't make humans even more OP, anon
>>125611137
Nothing because I have none of the talents needed to make a game
>>125611835
>but it didn't stop them from being a representation of "you".
Yea, but to the extent "you"'re Link or most Final Fantasy characters. They're technically "you" because you're playing them, and you even name them, but they're their own person.
Gordon Freeman is their own person, too.
>>125611582
this, but make it intentionally shitty and it's impossible to actually hook up with anyone.
>>125611137
I take the money and sell the IP to the highest bidder
it's chucklefish
>>125611619
They/them feels a little too... "impersonal", if you know what I mean.
Frisk is whatever gender you want him to be, so in terms of what you want to refer to him as, shouldn't it be "anything goes"?
how does this fucking thread move so fast. anyway I got up to get a couple of weeds to inject into my eyeballs and I think I typed this out in another thread but Im becoming more of a degenerate and im trying to buypillowcase with asriel on it :333cccccsend help
>>125611942
>Chara's face goop is poison
>It's actually a mulch of buttercups because that's how they killed themselves
>They have to to get rid of it at semi-frequent intervals so it doesn't hurt anyone
>>125611810
>Tiny God!Asriel
>Just as strong as regular God!Asriel, but is only taking up 5% of the screen
>The music is chip-tuney and cute
Yes pls
>>125611953
Yes but you'll get a tiny Chara sitting on their shoulder the entire time.
>>125611810
You've hit the big time now, kid. Soon there will even be porn of it.Nice job.
>>125612135
K... KEEP ME POSTED
>>125612135
the only help I'll send your way is hot lead you filthy asrielfag.
>>125612232
True. And any AU with pocket gaster is A-OK in my book. Go for it, anon.
>>125611137
[/spoiler] fund humantale: the videogame[/spoiler]
Okay /utg/, i know we all think of each others tastes as shit. I am wondering though.
Out of all the shit you read here, out of all the fetishes and everything else people wrote, what was the worst for you personally?
What was the thing that made you go "what the fuck, how can anyone find arousal from this?".
who else herehasn't bought any christmas presents yet
>>125612223
>chip tuney and cute
considering hopes and dreams/save the world is just your best friend, that already exists.
>>125612129
Yea but people don't all have one thing, it'd be mostly he/she and maybe some tumblr pronouns thrown in.
They has been used as a singular pronoun for hundreds of years and it works fine.
>>125612312
scat, of course
>tfw when their taste is shit
>literally
>>125612264
I actually already reserved an url for it. So I'll be working on it this weekend and hopefully tumblr will like it.
Finally the dream of being an AU creator will be real. Well that was my dream when I was like 15 but better late then never?
Ok, who here has used Flowey's Time Machine to fight Mr Bad Time again?
Because i'm doing it right now
>>125610564
>macro TorielMUH DIIIICK
>>125612339
I'm not buying presents for anyone or receiving presents from anyone this year.
>>125611831
Again, what are you on about?
>>125607789
Please don't abuse the cute skeleton.
>>125612339
I bought a coffe cup for my sister (specifically it's what she asked for), tablets for my parents, magic pre-con for my friend, and a shirt and a book for some guy in Italy.
>>125612343
Hopes & Dreams is pretty significantly different from Your Best Friend. Your Best Nightmare is closer.
>>125612312
None honestly.
I find fetishes fascinating. It's a nice change from the usual soft-BDSM kind of thing you usually see when kink is brought up.
>>125612312
scat
i don't get the appeal
specifically toriel scat porn i fucking hate it
>>125612343
I was thinking of a cuter version of this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34_hLQV59tk
>>125612312
Scat and guro
like, what the actual fuck
>>125612312
Scat, but also lobotomy and giant crushing. I just don't get how anyone can get turned on by being smushed or fucking a drooling retarded vegetable.
>>125612312
Probably Papyrus stuff. He just seems so... innocent.
>>125612423
Congrats! Link it here when you're finished.
>>125612450
I'll get you a present
>>125607809
Nthing reader with a dick.
>>125608154
I like trash lizard but she is for cute not for lewd
>>125607789
>still no fic about the harrowing events that transpired during your upbringing that made you into who you are today
There are Three Enemy's in front of you.
Flowey, Jerry, and So Sorry.
You can only kill one of them, but you can spare the other two.
who do you choose?
>>125612414
>not wanting to smell a hot chick's crap
u r mr gay
>>125611137
Assuming a literally infinite budget, make my full autistic dream game with a Persona-styled sequel.
senpai pls notice me
>>125612312
I'm very open-minded about fetishes and even the ones that turn me off I tend to understand completely.Nothing will ever beat kitchen tiles
>>125612530
Aren't they? Even if they're weird, that makes them more interesting. It's neat to see what people like and why they like it, it's like a view into their psyche.
>>125612312
farting or smelly feet
we evolved to be repulsed by certain smells for a reason and i feel like these kinds of people are wired wrong or something (no offense to any bros here, tho)
>>125612530
In a lot of ways, /utg/'s degeneracy is less weird than mainstream BDSM. Wanting to strangle your partner sounds a lot more sociopathic than thinking an anthropomorphic goat lady is cute.
So I keep playing around with this multi-chapter fic idea in my head, and I wanna know if it'd be worth pursuing.
Basically, we go with nice dad Gaster coming home one day with kid Alphys in tow, proclaiming that she's his new apprentice, before conking out on the couch leaving teenage Sans with little bro Papyrus to deal with the situation. What follows is good times with friends combined with Gaster's slow but sure fall to madness.
Would anyone be interested in something like that?
>>125612697
I'm not that autistic yet, anon
>>125612741
what the fuck do you want now
>>125612692
so sorry
>>125612692
Flowey and Jerry are spared.
Flowey kills Jerry for us, and then we go play vidya.
>>125608634
What the fuck, I'm a sexual Pagfag and even I can't get off to this monstrosity.
>>125612780
I think the feet thing is supposed to imply that a girl is strong, or active or something.
Farts, I have no idea. Maybe that their digestion is healthy? Color me confused.
>>125612654
She can be for both.
http://i.imgur.com/zpR3T9z.png
>>125612312
Scat and NTR.
>>125612692
I'd kill Jerry.
So Sorry isn't a bad guy on purpose(and he lives in such an out-of-the-way area that I'd probably never see him again anyway), and Flowey could recover from sociopathy with a SOUL or seven in addition to a few years of therapy.
Jerry's just a jerk.
>>125612692
So Sorry hands down.
Also:
>killing best flower
>>125612542you can blame torielfag for that
>>125612692
Flowey's a menace while Jerry and So Sorry are nuisances, so Flowey's gonna go.
I'll definitely mug both of the other two, though. The butter dragon's got some major spare change.
>>125610945
no what i meant is that the sky is too light to look like it's underground, i got they where they were supposed to be
>>125612872
It's just a skeleton with papyrus's head on it, anon
So basically papyrus. Are you referring to the arms not being twinky?
>>125612426
getting ready for the 2nd half
Wish me luck
>>125612809
Sounds interesting.
>>125612312
Lobotomy.
>>125608634
Bara Papyrus?
Is that a thing?
>>125612747
Oh god, I was on that thread, anon
Good times
Tbh the best part of UT is the part where___________________booby_______________________________
>>125612678
my dad would sometimes buy me toys for the express purpose of destroying them in front of me to teach me a lesson
I have no idea what the lesson was, which is probably why he kept repeating it
>>125612692
Kill Jerry, mug So Sorry for that fucking magic pencil, draw Asriel/Flowey a new Boss Monster SOUL.
>>125613193
Apparently it is
>>125612774
I find it interesting how many things people can make sexual. I mean, the strangest fetish I've found to-date wasdestroying expensive basketball shoes.It's not something I'd ever think about jacking off to in a million years and yet, there's a tight-knit community dedicated just to that.
>>125612806
Eh.. I can see where you're coming from. The lobotomy stuff is possibly the weirdest thing here, but it really isn't that bad compared to the other things I've seen.
>>125611810
>pockettale
Elaborate?
new thread better be nothing but THICK
>>125612809
I would
>>125613090
Shit, died 2 attacks before the Special One
>>125612953
Not with an art style like that, no.
>>125612426
I did, I also took Flowey's time Machine to a time where I never did my Genocide run or anything, where everyone is happy
>>125613268
AU where every Undertale character except for Frisk is pocket-sized.
>be cheery bank clerk
>chatting with people, talking with old ladies about their old people stuff
>drink coffie with colleagues
>come home from work
>turn lights off
>fap to Asriel and browse /utg/
It feels like living two lives, like i am some two-faced jester that plays to one tune during the day and another during the night.
http://ann13doodles.tumblr.com/post/135252332722/careful-frisk-you-are-shepherding-a-wolf-i
>>125613226
The only lesson I can think of that meaning is that your dad is a jerk
>>125613086
More like human bones do not fucking work that way, definitely not Papyrus's. He looks like a bad OC at that point.
>>125613440
Don't worry Anon.
Were all the same in a way.
I have to wait two more days before I can fully circlejerk around Undertale without a care in the world.
>>125613386
THat's what i'm gonna do after i beat sans
I really really want for everyone to be happy
But goddamn, sans is one heck of a boss
It just makes you want to FIGHT him even more
>>125613267
>Tight-knit community about it
Really? That sounds way too specific for a community.
What'd they say the appeal was?
>>125613268
I made a drawing with the main cast pocket-sized in the arms of normal sized Frisk
It was well liked. Basically that's all there is to it, but I guess I"ll make it an actual thing now.
>>125613135
>>125613330
Well, I guess that's all the reassurance I need. Better get to writing out my thoughts, then.
>>125611137
I'd like to play around with how far you can take fucking around with your save file (but I don't know shit about anything like that so I'm not sure if you can do much) and more meta stuff like that, tie that in with more about Sans' and Papyrus' background, and wrap up the stuff about Gaster. Also exploration of New Home
>>125613440
>Someone you know in real life, who you think is normal, may be a goatfucker or skelefucker
>>125613631
Best be drawing lots of pocket gaster, we need more of the borby fucker.
>>125612931
I think some people just get repulsive fetishes, no idea why but it just happens.
sso tired
>>125613567
That's the point of his fight. I came to do Genocide because I wanted more Undertale, and Challenge. Sans is exactly that: He gives you the bad time you've been itching for, and does a good job at it.
It's makes me remember when I was a kid and struggling against bosses, but kept on pushing to the end until I finally got it.
>>125613747
Go to sleep
>>125613631
Oh, that. Yeah it was a really adorable pic, you should feel good about it and do more.I hope this doesn't spur creepazoids to start doing micro porn.
>>125613574
I don't remember, it's been a while.
I know they liked it when the shoes were destroyed but still wearable. Also, they liked popping that little air bubble in the sole.
>>125613683
Glad to motivate you anon! Remember nothing is impossible with determination!
>>125613284
You can count on it
>>125613743
I can sorta pin-point my fetish to how my childhood went.Used to like sitting on people's lap. Unfortunately, this was in close proximity to their stomach. One thing lead to another, now I have a stomach noise fetish
>>125613897
What's the strangest one you have?
>>125613907
>Remember nothing is impossible with determination!
I'M GONNA DRINK LAVA
I JUST KNOW IT TASTES DELICIOUS
Is there any story about genocide that isn't about Frisk being ultra hyper innocent dude that was possessed by this horrible meanie Chara?
It would be even better if it's not story about Frisk dealing with this "Horrific" trauma of killing everyone
Especially because you have to be fucking determined and then some to actually finish it
>>125613847
no..somethnig might happen
>>125613847
i cant im filled with determination
>>125613714
That makes it kinda better i suppose, if i can go around with this facade while i fap to goatboy in secrecy then for all intents and purposes there could be thousands of people with similarly warped and fucked up desires walking past my little booth in the bank and interacting with me every day.
Maybe i even approved a credit for that guy who sucks cat dicks, who knows.
https://soundcloud.com/pokemonmercury/undertale-underswap-your-worst-tem
>>125613567
I don't want to do genocide. Not because I'm some pussy who thinks the characters are real or anything, but because Muffet and Mettaton were my two favorite fights and I want to fight them again.
>>125613720
There will be pocket Gaster, don't worry
>>125613886
That's always a risk. People will lewd anything.
>>125614002I didn't even know that was a fetishI like that as well along with cuddling
>>125614029
Yeah, the taste of ash and rock is the greatest
BOOBY!
>>125614002
You too? Holy shit. Mine was
>Grow up with insane crack addict mother
>Sexually abuses me
>Switch custody to kind, loving aunt
>Her tummy gurgled a lot
>Also grew up with winnie the pooh which had lots of it too
I can't get off on regular sexual stuff, though. I think the whole mom thing fucked me up permanently.
>>125614002
That's cute.Are you the same Anon? o'u'o
>>125614092
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>125612809
>Dadster
Sign me the fuck up, I'm interested
I'm always here for Dadster shit
I'm just wondering, has anyone here read "The Best of Times, the Worst of Times"?
>>125612692
Kill the teen
Marry the prince's corpsefuck Sammy >:33c
>>125614267
The anon you're talking about is me:
>>125614265my best friend let me lie on her tummy too, I miss her
>>125612303
smuganimereaction.jpg
>>125614372
On chapter 27 now. Some thing I don't understand, yet, but it seems interesting
>>125614330
I AM SCREAMING VERY SLOWLY
>>125603005
>you will never fuck doggo
>american hours at this time talk about fetishes
>european hours are slow and just shout at people to not even sexual things
I dont know how they can even call those hours comfy, i find this allot more comfy, talking stupid shit like fetishes of the most retarded nature like we are discussing brands of beer.
US /utg/ > EU /utg/.
>>125614265You don't have an Oedipus complex now, do you?
>>125614372
I recently did, and I like it a lot
>>125608834
>Achievement Progress: 0 of 226
Holy shit that's hilarious
>>125613378
Holy shit
No damage in the first part
My hands are fucking freezing
POINT DOWN-POINT LEFT-SAD FACE-SAD FACE-WHITE FLAG
>>125614494
No, actually. It's strange, I can't stand the thought of her stomach growling now. She'll always walk by and it'll make a noise and it makes me cringe super hard, but the fetish stuck.
>>125612358
in casual contexts and most forms of fiction, yeah, the singular "they" is as good as english has to offer and works well enough
though it introduces scads of clarity and verb-agreement issues in long-form prose, even shakespeare's stuff was primarily scripts so he didn't encounter most of those issues
basically once you get into actual narration, the singular "they" magically transforms into a giant pain in one's butt
>>125614402
Heh, alright.I'm working on a sketch but being lazy about it. Also my sleeping schedule's fucked me so I'm having fits of being tired and sleepy at random times. I'll make a gurgly Chara soon, hopefully
>>125614487
/utg/ is comfy in general unless the kids are home. Those hours are just excruciatingly slower
If I write lewd fic, should I post it here?
>>125614372
I picked it up after another Anon encouraged me to give it another try. It has some pretty well-written moments and some concepts are neat, but I haven't been able to get particularly emotionally invested into it.
>>125614710
omfg I'm excited
You're the best charanon <3that spoiler text wasn't supposed to be there, it was just a fragment of something else, sorry :B
>>125614741
sure. what is it about?
>>125614741
Yes, Anon. Pastebin Anon will catch it and post it on the bin for you.
And I wanna read it.
>>125614026
I don't really have strange fetishes, I think, I'm just open-minded about it.
I do have a really hard glove fetish but I don't think it's considered weird.
There is a handful of other things, >>125614002 reminded me, but I can't remember them at the moment.
>>125614487
Right? It's a neat, sort of friendship-building thing. Nobody can do any shitflinging like they normally do, because we're all so weird.
>>125614372
>This is a gasterblaster!sans fic
?
>>125615027
What are you implying?
>>125615027
pretty sure that's the AU where sans' powers go haywire and turn him into a laser dinosaur
I'M GONNA DO IT
I'M GONNALEWD THE FISH
>>125615104
Part of description from that story
I have no idea what it means
>>125614180
So wait, it IS your fetish and you didn't realize it, or you just like it?
>>125614640
POINT DOWN-POINT LEFT-JEWISH STAR
POINT UP-PEACE SIGN-WATER DROP-SNOWFLAKE-POINT LEFT-SUN
>>125610647
It's because it's made by tumblr. Black people can't be criminals on tumblr.
Is Toby every going to do another game?
What do you guys think is Toby's future?
>>125615167
DONT LEWD THE FISH!LEWD THE LIZARD INSTEAD!
>>125614454
>>125614509
What are your thoughts on what might happen next with howGaster/Papyrus kidnaps Frisk?
>>125615169
(From the blog):
"It’s based on the Gaster Blaster!Sans AU which, if you’re not aware, deals with the super complicated and high concept idea of a little bone dude turning into a pew-pew laser monster. "
>>125615216well I do enjoy it but I didn't realise it was considered a fetish.it doesn't really turn me on if that's what you are asking
>>125614265
Jesus, my sincere apologies.
>>125615314
He's still making music for Hiveswap isn't he.
>>125614372
It's okay, I just find it interesting to see all the interpretations of Gaster.Mine is that Gaster is an amalgamate of Sans and Papyrus' parents, Aster and WingDings.
>>125614487
I have a lot of fun both discussing stupid fetishes and participating in stupid lewd/anti-lewd banter. You take things too seriously, friend.
>>125615167
This is where you lineage ends, criminal scum.
>>125615314
Didn't he say at one point that he won't work on anything Undertale-related again?
>want to play vidja gaem
>internet connection has gone to shit
>sit around reading /utg/ and think about making some hot chocolate instead
Fuck.
At least I have >>125614710 to look forward to.
>>125615350Time-fuckery and DETERMINATION imminent
>>125615314
He'll make a spiritual successor which won't be as widely received, so /v/ will love it.
>degenerate furry
>the main thing that turns me on to anthros is colorful skin
>standard black people Hit that kink sometimes
>also there's inflation, weight gain, Bara, tight clothes, and sometimes when I masterbate I stick a tire pump up my ass and see how big I can get, lol
>>125615314
I thought they had reached their goal for a sequel or something
>>125615314
I can't help but feel that Undertale is a one-hit wonder. I'd be glad to be proven wrong.
>>125615558
Join me in vidya, fellow tummy growl anon.
What do you play?
>>125615506
Yeah but I was wondering, any other game? Like do you think he will make anything else? He's under all this attention now, and I'd love another game from him
>>125615464
T-they poop on me too much anon, i-its only normal to feel at least a big agitated at the frequency of it...
>>125615341
HACK THE LIZARD'S COMPUTER
PRINT OUT HER TERRIBLE FANFICS
READ THEM ALOUD TO ECHO FLOWERS
>>125615558
Don't count on it soon, I'm a lazy piece of shit and probably going to bed soon. I'll keep a notepad of it so I don't forget
>>125611137
I'd make aprequelsetduring the time of the human/monster war
3 tries
I did it
I couldn't stop smiling during the fight
...i think i may have a problem
>>125615167
If you know what's good for you, you won't waste your brush on that attention-seeker.
>>125615439
Yeah, same.
I was so focused on the interpretation that Gaster was a wonderful and loving parent that it never occurred to me that for all we know, he could have been the scum of the Earth.
>>125615674
I hope so, anon. I hope so.
>>125615658
I was gonna play someTribessince the update has left it slightly less ded but I can't lead discs with 300 ping.
>>125615729
I can't help it, I'm obliged to search every nighttime thread to see if you've posted anything new.
>>125615753
Were you excited, anon? It's an exciting fight.
>>125615781
For real? I've seen weirder.
>>125614640
>POINT DOWN-POINT LEFT-SAD FACE-SAD FACE-WHITE FLAG
THUMBS DOWN-VICTORY SIGN-SUN-NEUTRAL-LEFT-DROP-DROP
BOMB-JEW STAR
FRENCH FLAG-FROWN-THUMBS DOWN
RIGHT-SUN-HALT-LEFT-SKULL-THUMBS DOWN
>>125615687
Who is doing what with who now?
>>125615575
Let's hopeGasterdoesn't pull a "BITE ZA DUSTO" on everyone. That'd suck.
>>125614372
>Not post genocide Frisk
It wouldn't even be that bad if he had type of balls required to face off against Undyne or ASGORE
Or even sort of determination to tell Toriel she wants to go home even though she's burning him alive
But they don't even have this
Instead she faints second sans is kinda rough with him
>>125615464
This. I love my degenerate /utg/.
>>125611137
Undertale anime.
>>125615350
I'm not actually sure. I'm a diehard fan of sweet and loving Dadster so this fic is kind of hard for me to read.My guess is that Gaster is going to maybe not outright kill Frisk, but put them very close to death, and they'll need that dose of concentrated Determination. Or maybe Sans'll use it to become an even bigger dinosaur guy and wreck the whole place so Gaster can't finish his work? Doubtful.
>people think they have unlocked all the endings
THE GREAT WOSHING?
THE MODS HAVE RISEN FROM THEIR SLUMBER! QUICK, HIDE BEHIND THAT CONVENIENTLY-PLACED LAMP!
>>125616058
Yeah, I have to admit, the author really wimpifies Frisk. I guess it's okay, seeing as how his personality is up to interpretation.
I think they've nailed it with everyone else's personalities, though.
>>125615851
It is, indeed
Anyways, time to give everyone their happy ending
>>125616231
At the moment Fun is broken, so we've got all we can get without being datamining memers. Plus, killing specific people in a dozen neutrals doesn't really appeal to me.
>>125616390
No, I want to watch disturbed individuals get hosed down with bleach.
>>125615691
Can you figure out any the ways the lizard's been bullied?
>>125616390
I would, but the image limit has hit.
>>125616231
Go on.
>>125616224
I wonder whatGasterwas even planning to do,possessing Papyruslike that.
It would be cool, but also rather depressing (given the implications) to see Gasterblaster!Papyrus.
>Mods come
>Posting stops dead in its tracks
Is this really what you wanted?
>>125616768
It's what I wanted.o'u'o
>>125616768
pretty much
undertale is shit
>>125616580
>Muffet ending
holy shit let this be real I need my fucking spider queenadsfh
>>125616768
I never asked for this.
>>125616883
*YEENAW
>>125616231
I never did get the ending where you can fuck the robot.
>>125616883
*So it is agreed.
*You will give me your POSTS.
>>125616768
This is the fate we chose.
>>125616768
as long as this has somthing to with skeleton puns i should be fine...
um...
...tromBONE?
>>125616948
Do not!
Alright, planning is finally and officially finished. I'm going to go have a shower and then start on getting the actual story typed up.
I hope you're all hype for some Dadster.
>>125616948
*YES
>>125617084
Is it comically bad dadster?
>>125616987
I HAD A MISSED OPPOTUNITY!
I SHOULD OF TYPED "Im in TrouBONE" INSTEAD!
NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
>>125614640
>>125615238
>>125615882
https://youtu.be/AB8o_VdvFpk
>>125617191
>Soriel
how about no
>>125617136
Parts of it are, yes. Comically inept, socially inappropriate Dadster.
>>125617191
No.
>>125607807
Those are less souls and more soul 'points'. The consumable items are actual souls of varying strength. The 'lost undead' ones areprobably pretty shitty as human souls go.
Fuck, none of them even have any colour, even the mighty hero ones. They're all just monsters now..
How come Alphys knows about flowey if flowey had "erased itself from existence"?
>>125617483
Flowey didn't though
>>125617193DROP-PENNANT-HALT-THUMBS DOWN-LEFT-SUN-DROP
FRENCH FLAG-SKULL
BOMB-JEW STAR
THUMBS DOWN-HALT-THUMBS UP
>>125617583
Muffet pls stop
>>125611903
I unironically want an undertale DBZ crossover
>>125614032
I wanna see this, too. Don't get me wrong, I love reading fics with a sweet and caring Frisk, but nothing takes me out of those fics like a genocide flashback and the related angst (It's always so out of place with the character they're trying to portray Frisk as, too).
I just feel like if Frisk completed the genocide run, they'd be a little corrupted after the experience, like Flowey. Isn't that the point the game's trying to make?
>>125616748
I thought the point of him doing that was tokidnap Friskin the first place. After all, he knew EXACTLY what to say to Sans tobring up all those suicidal thoughtsand oh god that part was so hard for me to read, and even thinking about it now makes me want to cry a little.
But yeah, he knew exactly what buttons to press. He knewSans would call Toriel, thus leaving Frisk alone.Gaster may be an asshole in this fic but he's certainly a smart one.
>>125603926
>50%
wew
>>125627779
why the fuck are you still here
>>125628480
Sorry, mate, sometimes it's a bit tricky to find the correct thread