>>> What Is /v/scape? <<<
/v/scape is a 2.25x Runescape Private Server started on 4chan's /v/.
>>> NEW CLIENT (4.2c) SINCE THE 24th NOVEMBER, DOWNLOAD IT NOW<<<
>LAUNCHER+AUTO-UPDATER:
upload.ee
/files/4726571/vidyascape_launcher.jar.html
>MAIN:
upload.ee
/files/5358145/vidyascape_4.2c.jar.html
>MUTE (No music output for black screens, no sound hardware, etc)
upload.ee
/files/5358152/vidyascape_4.2c_mute.jar.html
>>> Current News <<<
Recipe for Disaster is out along with the quest cape that will have updated requirements for every future quest added. Construction has also been confirmed for release within a year! New random events have been added!
>>> Getting Started <<<
To create an account, type in your desired username and password. If this does not work, it means the username is taken.
If you might be experiencing a different issue, please see: http://vscape.wikidot.com/wiki:how-to-play. For a beginner's guide, please see: http://vscape.wikidot.com/getting-started
>>> Wikis <<<
For server specific information, use http://vscape.wikidot.com which includes coordinate clues, quest guides, a FAQ page and more. For more general information, use http://2007.runescape.wikia.com/wiki/2007scape_Wiki. Remember to try to find your answer online before asking for help.
>>> Main Website <<<
http://vidyascape.no-ip.org - For hiscores, a world map, the bug tracker, and the dev blog.
>>> Steam Group <<<
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/vscape - For downloading the latest client version, or hanging out in the group chat.
>>> Staff <<<
>Admins<
Odel (!!Ma7uJItz9cg)
Pickles (!pikolGod2A)
Bobster (!Zse4f8H3iE)
Lord Dio (!TEsgJa29Mt)
Drbitterness (!!TvmTsV0Bfrt)
Latent(!mentospepe)
first for wiggins is a faggot
>ban the king of shitposting
>thread dies
absolutely poetic
>>124737430
>autism beast
>king of shitposting
yea fuck off and stay salty banned beast
pikol confirmed random cracker drops on the 25th. be sure to abandon your families and GET RICH
>>124737483
Actually this is Xiah
>>124737514
random as in what, everything is going to drop them? is the rate going to be the same on every mob?
>>124737514
>be sure to abandon your families
King uf Kek doesnt have to worry about that his mom is already dead
Only 32k more desu
>>124737842
too soon
>>124737698
like they were dropped in realscape, newfag
>>124737995
>like they were dropped in realscape, newfag
oh shit errybody gettin rich
>>124737842
senpai i dont get the joke desu
Guys, when I open the launcher I get "Could not find the main class: org.bear.Launcher. Program will exit."
Please help I need to keep on grinding
>>124740732
You probably updated your java.
Delete the main client (not the launcher you fucking retard) and redownload.
>>124737514
>>124737698
>>124737995
>>124738749
Pray to Guthix that the mechanics aren't the same as the Halloween masks.>implying this server will ever have phats
>>124741629
>YOUR FUCKING FACE WHEN THIS YEAR XMAS REWARD ISpoh xmas tree :^)
Make it happen /v/scape.
>>124737995
>>124741629
realscape as is RSC. OLD FUCKING SCHOOL. BE THERE OR BE POOR
>>124743028
Can you invite me to your funny fish clan?
free the king
>>124745536
Nah man I'm taking a break
>>124745735
permanently
>>124745735
I miss you.
>>124745536
>>124745735
>>124746024
>>124746402
fuck of hypebeast
>you will never kiss the king of shitposting
>>124746490
i don't know who that is
Happy dia de la virgen anons! Did you remember to setup your christmas trees?
Who are the /v/scape legends?
>>124746836
>being white
>not the superior brown color for heat-resistant abilities
>>124746863
Hypebeast Elephant 5, The list goes on...
>>124746863
fuck off wigginsyfw im wiggins posting myself to fuck off
>>124746902
Non catholic filth pls go
Another reconquista is on the way to purge you
>Tfw no bankstanding God
>>124747785
I really am going to miss being tsunderely insulted
>>124747932
I miss you too, anonNot really go kill yourself
Shaq pizza thred theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9QL42uzCHU
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tK9vSCF31Q
>you will never cuddle in the kings lap
>>124748990
Contain your orgasms senpai
>>124749119
desu~~
>>124748938
PICKKKK UP THE PHONE
Hypebeast is insanely insecure.
>>124749775
>Hypebeast is insane
Fixed.
>>124749775
>>124749915
Im certain he is on the spectrum
Are we really getting christmas crackers?
>>124750285
yes we all get a white man
>>124750439
>tfw no qt white bf
>>124750439
>>124751587
hi boop
>>124746863
Boyfriendo and Xiah are the first two to come to mind.
Wiggins would have been up there too if it didnt take 8 months.
Oyvey might have been too, but he took a break at 97 rc with enough pess in his bank to reach 99. Xiah beat him to it.
>w-we have 50 players peak everyday!
>barely reaches 40 everyday
k
>>124753269
k
>>124752956
Who would you say are the ironmeme legends? :^)
>>124754279
Not ironic autist
>>124754279
community
>>124747785
I've ascended from this realm, mortal.
>>124737908
where do you mine?
>>124754535
Hi ironman
>>124755669
>ascended to shitposting
More like fallen from glory :^)
>>124756004
But I have plenty of glories in the bank, friend.
>>124755901
prob karamja
>>124752956
>Oyvey might have been too, but he took a break at 97 rc with enough pess in his bank to reach 99. Xiah beat him to it.
He was prevented from runecrafting. You can't blame that on him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkZPCJLv4RA
>>124760394
How was he prevented? Did latent bully him?
not even 70 posts in and thread is more dead than King uf Kuck's mom
>>124750096
DELETE THIS
The last thread died hard, and now so will this one :(
>>124768421
Why did hypebeast get banned anyway? How long is it?
Anyone else feeling these huge lag spikes?
>>124770786
Permanently. Good riddance, he can be described as a 100% completely useless player that did nothing but shitpost and bankstand.
>>124770786
Because he's mentally unstable and is a massive neusance on each and every account he touches. At this point he doesnt even play, only gets drunk and shitposts about how much he wants to fuck boop
>>124770867
le boop-posting Guy In Real Life meme
>>124770986
>>124771029
So why the ban?
when will the highscores be back up i want to jerk off to my exp
>>124772563
It's temporary until Pickles figures out how to IP ban in CCs.
>>124770786
>>124770986
>>124771029
>>124772563
>>124772737
Hype got banned? Shit man I guess I missed the day it happened. I knew he was pretty depressed, but not that bad.
I was fishing at Pisc the day his girlfriend broke up with him and he said he was quitting. He literally was about to trade his bank to me when I asked him if he was sure he really wanted to do this. Convinced him not to quit. Fuck man he must have really pissed off the staff or something
>>124773415
nice blog faggot
>>124772634
>HE DOESN'T KNOW
>>124772634
http://vidyascape.no-ip.org/highscores/
They never went down, dumbass.
The real question is, when will total xp highscores be returning?
>>124773807
when you code it in reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>ksg in the thousands
>we can't let a thread live in midday
>>124777432
what is ksg
>>124779219
hi new :^)
>>124779450
no really
>>124781542
wiki
>>124781608
>>124779219
It's the cripple girl game thread is ksg.
He is saying they can talk about some single player dating sim game for years but we can't keep a multiplayer game thread alive.
>>124781542
wow you're really retarded huh
>>124779219
kerbal space general
who /norandoms/ here?
>>124779450
>>124782743
>>124784289
>>124781608
>implying you have to be familiar with the abbreviations for all other generals on/vg/ to visit /vsg/
PANIC
>>124791247
wew thought i was the only one
PANIC
JUST
pls god i was almost dead
[Screaming]
also ttradin fire cape for sara cloak gives u 1 more prayer bonus
bad t r a d e m 8
well at least now i can get some work doneyeah fucking right, who am i kidding. i'll probably alternate between lurking here and constantly alt-tabbing to try and connect back every 3 minutes. i'm a waster. the true gutterscum. sequester my soul and jettison me into space.
>>124791643
"yes"
>>124791532
Stacking pray bonus gets exponentially better though.
>>124791808
no it doesnt
>>124791858
Yeah you're right I'm dum
are we banicing?
[Screaming]
Pickles is hard at work fixing the issue
I did something stupid
>>124793135
You gave Raltz the server IP? Fucking ddoser
What habben?
oh god whats happened
it's over. it's time to move on and put 'plan s' into action
you can guess what the s stands for considering your life is now objectively meaningless
>>124793135
That's alright bobstar I forgive you.
So, what's happened?
Stats wiped?
Banks cleared?
Quests deleted?
NPCs dysfunctional?
Friend lists cleared?
More 'features'?
Ingame chat function disabled?
>>124794013
hyperbeast prob got unbanned desu desu
>>124794013Deleted the player databaseThe last back up was from June
>>124793926
desu. this might actually help push us "keks" into doing something not lame with our lives.
however much more likely it's time for plan s
>>124791643
mah nigga
its fixed ! but...STATS ERASED MODS PLS, IMA CRY ;-;
>>124793135
>We have an excellent record of uptime
Game is down. Quick, post old memes.
>>124794548
>>124794548
RIP the most active general in /vg/
Things were better when we had nothing to do
>>124794548
>>124794548
For those who weren't around, this image is a perfect description of everything that was happening when the rsfags were desperate for a private server that actually worked.
Thank based odel that the shitposting stopped and the grinding began
>>124794802
>>124794548
>>124795096
>>124794548
Kinda wonder where he is now desu
>>124794548
>/v/scape will never have a bunch of edgy 12 year old tryhards to laugh at
>>124795171
>>124793135
For all you memes:
odelvidyascape.blogspot
com/2015/12/panic.html
Pls to read
>>124795715
NO BACKUP SERVERS I DONT WANT TO REPLACE THE CURRENT CHARACTER SAVES JUST LEAVE IT DOWN TILL IT WORKS REEEEEE
>>124795715
I have literally spent the last two days doing nothing but grinding. P-pls don't do this
>>124795940
We may not have a choice anon, but we'll keep everyone posted.
>>124795715
>2 days of progress gone
>i essentially started 2 days ago and have made good progress
i am going to fucking decapitate myself not joking
>>124795914
>>124795940
>>124796015
>worst case
lads
pls
>>124795970
you may be severely autistic. look at the url and figure out what you've done wrong.
>>124795970
>blogspotcom
>>124795970
>blogspotcom
nice meme lad
>There was such a time where we had nightly downtime of 4-5 hours, so bear with us.
>so bear with us
>BEAR
because... bobster... did a thing... wew
>>124795715
>>124795715
>>124795715
http://strawpoll.me/6218652
http://strawpoll.me/6218652
http://strawpoll.me/6218652
>>124795979
Temporary revival of OdelScape WHEN
>>124795715
I'd prefer it stay down so all my progress is saved, if thats the case
Server up already wew
>>124796398
do you think that you're funny
>>124796398
>>124796398
Why you always lyin'?
ITS UP
>>124795715
I GOT FUCKING 99 WC YESTERDAY WHAT IN THE FUCK
>>124796650
Calm down Hircine :^)
I saw a blog post regarding rc nerf, whats that about?
>>124736935
http://strawpoll.me/6218714
http://strawpoll.me/6218714
http://strawpoll.me/6218714
I haven't played for a few days am I safe from this worst case scenario?
>>124797053
Where's the "none" option u buttmud burger boy.
>>124797204
latent is basically no one
>>124797283
Latent has forsaken us. He will never return.
>>124797283
pretty much this, since latent is NEVER around
>>124795715
EVERYONE TURN YOUR PRAYER ON. If we all pray to jesus perhaps we won't lose our grind.
>>124797342
>>124797315
>>124797283
Where is latent?
He hasn't been here in over a month
LATENT WILL RETURN WITH UP TO DATE CHARACTER FILES AND SAVE US ALL
HAIL LATENT
HAIL LATENT
HAIL LATENT
Wait, I've managed to make some mad dosh, get good drops and complete 6 quests in the last two days. Obviously levels and xp are completely gone, but;
Are items kept?
Are competed quests kept up to date?
>>124797827
latent is the necessary evil, not the savior. pickles is the savior.
latent is the herald of resets.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzN4WGPC4kc
we need some D A R K N E T innovation
>>124798024
Isn't it just a complete virtual rewind?
Salut, /v/scape.
Excuse any mistakes in my writing as it's difficult to type with webbing feet and English is not my first language.
The blogpost is inaccurate and misleading information. There are no issues with the servers that Odel is using. The reason you are not playing is because of me - Pickél.
Long ago /v/scape apparently had its first staff meeting in France. I did not know who Pickles was or what he did at the time - was only motivated to use him to escape my country before ISIS could arrive. I traveléd across the ocean in Pickle's bookbag in secret. I didn't have much trouble surviving - I had plenty of mayonnaise and bread to feed off my hiding during air plane travel.
Over the months I have become homesick and depressed. You all not have realized this, but I have been the cause of /v/scape's problems. It is how I deal with my inner conflicts, messing with this server has been a lot of amusement.
Ever wonder why quests and content take as long as they do? It is because I go on Pickles computer, open up his files with code and delete random lines and spam random letters when he's sleeping, at work or out partying with Bitterness.
Don't bother trying to find me - I'm currently statÃonéd miles away from civilization on my lily pad typing this on my miniature laptopé.
Adieu.
>>124799021
when autism has no outlet its shitposting is enhanced tenfold.
My fantasy I am rubbing to in downtime~
>Be a cute, girly trap with a feminine dick
>Befriend Mrbitterness, quickly fall in love with his boyish charm and easygoing style
>Cuddle every night and make sweet love with my wonderful boyfriend
>Bitterness suggests we explore the wilderness for treasures untold!
>"B-But bad people are there!"
>"Do not worry, I will protect you" as he wraps me in his protective arms
>Trekking north in search of long lost treasures, an outline of a person appears on the horizon
>"I'm scared Bitterness!"
>Outline moves closer and closer
>"I will protect you, my love"
>Outline becomes all too visible, the infamous Wiggins, elite pker!
>"Oh no!"
>"You must pay the tax to access these dragons, fags!" screams a very short, brown man
>"But we do not wish to access the dragons, wiggins." my boyfriend says aggressively
>"The tax must be paid..." as he reaches for his water staff
>Strong, manly boyfriend snatches the water staff from his hands and beats him to death with it handily and we continue our journey north
>Passing some strange gates in a fence of skulls, "We are close now!"
>One more outline appears on the horizon
>"Ha, maybe wiggins wants some more!" Bitterness says confidently
>My strong boyfriend can protect us from any weakling pkers!
>"It is I, Mrtommygun, elite pker!"
>"I just defeated the greatest pker in vscape history! None oppose me!"
>"You have not defeated me..."
>Mrtommygun steps forward and begins fighting with my love, Bitterness quickly gaining the advantage~
>A cry like a banshee comes from over the hill...
>Both stop fighting immediately
>Like a startled animal, Mrtommygun quickly sprints away, seemingly knowing what was coming
>A second banshee cry comes from behind us
>I begin to panic and cry at the sound of these horrible noises
>Bitterness holds me close and kisses me softly, "It is nothing, my love, we are safe now..."
>I look up from my boyfriend's shoulder and see two men approaching that dwarf my boyfriend...
>One with skin as dark as night, completely naked, rippling abs, a shining bald head and dark eyes that pierce through me
>The other with lighter skin, clad in magical robes, with a thin moustache and a devlish grin
>"Pardon moi," the light skinned one says in a distinct accent, "you seem to have forgotten to pay your protection fee to enter le domain de Latent and Boss Nigger."
>I quickly hide behind my boyfriend and stare at the large black man who has now began to masturbate in front of us and making constant grunting noises, nostrils flaring
>"These are free lands! You cannot scare us into paying your fees!"
>"No, but we can fuck them out of you..." the devilish grin now turning to maniacal laughter
>Both begin screaming like banshees once again as they advance, the dark one still masturbating furiously
>My brave boyfriend readies the whip he earned by killing beasts beyond our dimension, so they know this is not a man to be trifled with
>The dark one jump in the air and lands right on my Bitterness!
>And begins beating him with his manliness... I stand in horror as my wonderful boyfriend is beat to death with a large, black penis!
>"And now you are our property, you cute femboy slut," as he seizes me by my long, blonde hair and forces me to my knees in front of him
To be continued...
>>124799021
topkektbh
muh AUTISM NEEDS TO BE SATIATEDDDDD PLZ PIKOLZ-SAMA ODELSCAPE IS THE ONLY REASON IM STILL ALIVE
I believe that the server should be reset and this is a great opportunity to do so. The current situation is really unfair for new players as the gap between them and "elite" personas is just too significant for younger players to ever compete for #1 in the highscores.
A full reset would greatly benefit this community as we would have a large influx of new players, who would gladly collect materials.
>>124802428
+slayer task rerolls removed
>>124802485
+infinite run outside wildy removed.
>>124802512
+ 1x
>>124802512
+::home tele cooldown :^)
UP
>>124802719
>someone saved this pic of me
what
>>124802428
>>124802485
>>124802512
>>124802553
>>124802594
It's a neat idea but there iss an extremely low chance of it realistically happening
>get bored
>make an osrs account
>ADS
gee gee no re
>unparalleled uptime
Raltz pls stop ddosing you can have our dirty feet pics
>>124803171
osrs ? aww shit this is going into CODE RED someoneeee HALPPPPPPPPPPP
>mfw
>>124800291
>>124800424
this is so gay
Anyone remember what playing Vscape was like?
>>124806210
>vscape
the what?
RIP vscape
everyone post the first screenshot you have saved and its date ;_;
mine's 2/20/15
>>124807316
12/29/14
>>124807316
23/07/14
>>124807316
these are my stats from early may 2014
>>124807316
nigga you haven't been here longer than me
>>124794975
I remember Flonne.
Ohayo~ ;-;7
>hurr i want to nibble cocks
>>124810027
>i joined before you so that means im better than you
>>124810230
Stop using that annoying ;_; face too
so what time does bobster plan on fixing this shit
i cant handle the xp loss
>>124807316
I wrecked my HD doing something stupid with it,
somehow my backup didn't have anything /v/scape related in it
;~;
>>124810297
when you kill yourself
What if all this was a ruse and the server is just down cause they're adding massive update?
>>124810538
C H R I S T M A S B O I Z
So what gaem do we infest while the servers are down?
>>124810538
>Stage 1 - Denial
Atleast with a dead game our thread wont die for a while :^)
litterally just sitting here waiting for it to be back up.
>>124800424
eta on next part?
>>124812046
Dammit bobster. I thought this picture meant the server was up.
>>124812537
Why do you mock us?
>>124812537
our fuckin savior
now hurry the fuck up
Alright, server is up for now.
Only can support 10 people at the moment though so log in quick.
>>124812879
4/10 made me almost open client
>>124812879
nice ruse, you got me
>>124812879
> Zse4f8H3iE
>No "!"
I shall not be rused
>this is the #1 rsps on runelocus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU5Dr9-uJhQ
>>124813638
what the fuck
so
stores sell EVERY item (including god books)
money is worthless cuz you get 55m ON START
exp rate is so high a single log gets you to lvl 10 wc
looks like 99's can be gotten in under an hour for all combat skills
the barrows brothers drop items instead of looting from chest
thats absolutely retarded
>>124813638
>>124813638
Incredible
>>124813638
for what audience is this possibly aimed at?
people who never acomplished anything so needed an extreem babymode equivalent?
>>124814679
Or perhaps people who want an afternoon of piss easy mode while they're waiting for their normal RSPS to come back online
>>124814854
my thoughts exactly bob
>>124814854
stop bearposting and get the server back
>>124815331
>bobster found me
picnic
inb4 telescope2.0 happens and we don't get the server working for several days, then get a rollback
If a rollback does happen, wouldn't Raltz lose his vissy? :^)
>>124812248
Will you get a life lmao
Tfw did nothing but clue scrolls and wc
mfw all rewards were shit and I didn't lose anything of value from this
>>124817926
Haha :^) xD
>>124818075
>shitposting on vg
>g-get a life guy
>>124814854
you guys think this piece of shit code monkey is responsible ? vote now: http://strawpoll.me/6218714
i pray to fuck this doesnt get rolled back
if it does im gonna lose like 4m
BOBSTER TELL US SOMETHING
>>124818779
We're waiting to hear from our hosting company. If there is a way for us to avoid a rollback, we will.The rollback would be to 12-6-15 @ 6:19pm est
>>124819082
>rolled back all the way to the last update
pls no
>>124819082
holy fuck that rollback would set me so far back, goddammit
im assuming if we do get rolled back we're just shit out of luck no compensation?
>>124818452
You're doing the same as him.
ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP
>>124819196
>>124819324
Haha turbonerds
>>124819472
>forgot to crop in rush to post
whoopsies
>>124819082
>tfw haven't played since then because of finals
>tfw this wouldn't affect me at all
Guardian. Angel.
It's back up guise.
No rollback from what I can tell.
Only xpwaste.
>>124819472
I literally just got an email, no rollback. We're back baby, just a few hours for the server to rest;_;
>that one player who has been mysteriously absent for a few days so a rollback won't affect him
>>124819705
PC on Bowstrings
>>124819835
>no rollback
THIS IS THE HAPPIEST I HAVE BEEN IN WEEKS
BASED ODEL
A
S
E
D
>>124819970
250 ea
>>124820371
nice try
>>124820626:^)
>>124810292
;_;
>>124819858
tfw me
Server died again WTF
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgKsJ9uXfpc
>>124830676
It was for the site :^)
http://vidyascape.no-ip.org
>>124830979
>DEDICATED SERVER HOSTING
hmmm
>>124831445
You know nothing of downtime.
I was born in it, moulded by it. I didn’t see uptime until I was already an admin.
Selling all this shitimplying anyone is going to buy it
Buying:
- Dharoks helm/axe 1m ea
- Dragon Bones 2.5k ea
- Cannonballs 250 ea
- Watermelon seeds
- Rune bars 10k ea
>>124834373
I like how you put a meme item in the corner
odel fuck off you are useless
>>124821719
Kys
AYY LMAO DESU
>>124834659
I like how you suck dicks
>>124834373
>he's supporting someone else's kid
>being a kek
>>124834373
all gone
>>124841376
Is being a kek considered a comedian in mememan's terms? I find myself pretty funny
>>124841550
It's a new term meaning you're a fucking faggot who's paying the bills for someone else's kid
:')
>>124841376
Wait, is wiggins actually doing that? Please tell me that's just a dank meme.
>>124843227
Are you stupid?hi addy
Selling daxe pm me :^)
>>124843729
Please don't meme me. Is wiggins actually taking care of some guy's kid?
>>124844471
Yeah, he's pretty open about it. Being a c.uck, I mean.
>>124844818
I refuse to believe that even wiggins is this much of a kek.
>>124846220
what we cant say kek anymore?
>>124846428
hownew.ru
>>124843886
how much for ur bones fag
When did he lose his arm?
>>124849928
It costs a lot to maintain Varrock real estate :^)
pm Entropy
>>124850031
how much for those nails?
post em
>>124850374
all gone
>>124853471
>>124854083
>6 deaths in 3 days
nigga what are you doing
>>124854083
:^)
>>124854704
>dying this quick
>>124854083
>6 deaths
Post your name so I can laugh at you :^)
>>124843886
what are those shoes desu
>>124853471
skilling and shit desu
Some fag should sell me dh legs/chest when i get on next
can also trade :^)
>>124858306
thanks for letting us know you can trade, needed to make sure before i tried to sell it
>tfw have the squirts and its interrupting my grind
What seeds are the best to nig from the farmer?
>>124862221
Any herb seed you need, strawberry, watermellon, sweetcorn, limpwurt, snapdragons, rannarrs, torstols, poison ivy for sure
Possibly dwarfweed and other high level herb seeds not mentioned but not sure if they're bought that often
>>124861404
you should be a comedian
>>124862873
everyone calls me a kek on 4chan for some reason so im assuming everyone just thinks im funny
>tfw pickkkle unleashes his hot load of anger onto you
How many people are in the server now?
>yell right now
global --> off
>>124867334
Get out faggot
>>124868035
*only applies to cockmongling faggots
>>124846220
Dude just ask him. He mentions his wife's bastard son all the time desu desu senpai
>tfw exploiting
DOUBLE. RAINBOW.
>>124834373
get on desu senpai, i want to buy some shit
>>124814679
people who're after fast stats and easily obtainable equipment to pk with. I'm sure skilling means you can sell the magic logs or runite ores to the shops for ~100k each in order to build up enough money to pay 10b and get an AGS (also buyable with real money)
>>124834373
How much for the Queers Ring?
I might just go play near reality
Bumping this thread.....with some survivors
>>124878440
nice blogpost
>>124878440
>>124878774
Thank you, anonymous shitposter
>>124878886
Thanks for the support bobster ,':^)
>>124878897
no thank you, literally who shitposter
>>124879045
how different is fight caves here compared to realscape?
>>124879452
your a piece of shit code monkey bobster ! :^)
>>124879546
join and find out
tv/rsgloryandgold
this man is an inspiration
>>124881834
>rs3
>>124879274
Did I hurt your feelings?
Bumping up with a friend who has a great time and I am going on in my life and that is the best way to get a new job. If the user can be found at the end of the day, I will send you a message on your site
MY DICK CANNOT BE CONTAINED
You know, when you think about it, suicide dont really sound that bad.
>>124885256
Hello, person using my name as their own
:^)
>>124885627
pretty typical desu
>this one namefag who thinks anyone gives a fuck about him
To fresh, who thinks saving invy space for 1 extra restore is THAT much better than bringing guthans
>>124886575
>needing guthans or an extra restore
>>124886727guthans is so i can afk the first 30-something waves
:^)
>>124886575
ok "bro"
whatever "dude"
>>124885920
Dude, stop projecting your insecurities on to me
Why cant you niggers keep a thread alive without me? Cant any of you faggots stir up controversy without my help for once? It's not that hard tbqh
Reminder iStrava is buying all ores, pm for prices.
And selling all smithables on the table.
Pm for an order!
mmm phuc dat bich
Reminder that not even admins are safe from randoms
>>124895495
>ponies
FUCK YOU DERPY
IVE LOST ALL RESPECT IN YOU
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
>>124895607
W-Why the sudden change of heart?
Herblore > Runecrafting (post nerf) > Smithing > Runecrafting (pre nerf) = Agility (post nerf) > Farming (post nerf) Crafting > Mining > Prayer > Slayer > Agility (pre nerf) >>>>> Hitpoints > Ranged = Magic > Defence = Strength = Attack >>> Thieving > Fletching >> Fishing > Cooking > Woodcutting > Firemaking >>>>> Farming (pre nerf)
Keep it civil mates, these arent final
>>124897390
>fishing not the easiest
it's the most afkable thing in the game and requires the least amount of clicks out of literally every other 99.
>>124898170
Its the most afkable for sure, but the exp is much slower than the ones below it. Woodcutting is also fairly afkable and has significantly better exp rates, cooking has much faster rates, and >firemaking. Atleast that was my reasoning
>>124898301
Time doesn't factor into easiness though. It's one of the slowest 99s but that doesn't make it not simple as fuck.
>>124898629
>time doesnt factor into easiness
Sure it does, skills like herblore and smithing are simple as fuck. The difficulty comes from how long it takes to gather the materials. Hell farming is the most afk skill in the game considering you dont even have to be logged on for a majority of the time
>>124895495
those can't even hurt you.
will trade items for dragon boots
trading scales for antifires
>>124897390
Out of the combat skill, magic should be easiest. Cheap? No, but is super damn easy to stun/alch or barrage for fast and easy magic gains. You get xp per cast + damage done, where other skills only give xp for damage done. Even then, things like superheat, teleporting, and splashing exist and can be done with little to no effort.
>>124907335
You can also do pc with magic for gains and then put the points back into magic.
Price check on bowstring?
Good server
>>124915859
good taste
>>124915547
No one?
>>124915547
48 gp
>>124920771
Go away Goldberg
>>124915547
"Commonly niggered items such as Pess and Flax are priced roughly around the 400-500 price mark. Due to the simplicity of spinning flax and not-terrible crafting xp that comes with it, people often pay the same price for bowstrings as they do flax, just as a person would normally trade you their runes for the equivilent amount in Pess, rather than for gp"
ded thread
>>124929278
Wrong
banic?
I'll join if someone explains the Shaq's Iraq pizza thing
>>124936327
its a meme you dip
>>124906640
Yo you trading glories for dstones?
>>124936327
>>124936615
You don't understand!
>>124938681
>>124936327
In runescape, someone discovered that a "q p" topline + a capitalized W on the bottomline can connect to make a penis shape of sorts. After that amazing discovery he went on to sharing this with his friends and family who went on to create plenty of memes involving words that end with q and start with p.
Pic related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONIJXHvoynw
>>124940875
>Do da laa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-laa
reminder that the game is only "dead" these days because normies have finals going on right now.
Guys, I just got hacked, please give me back my account or mods help me
Please guys, honestly, I didn't think anyone would try it
>>124950559
Okay, I gave it back
Sorry about that
Some of you guys are okay.
Don't go to the UK tomorrow.
>>124943315
Kek. I wish I had the iq points to invent a
dank meme like that. Well, I guess I'll join
when I have time.
>>124951028
but bobster!
>>124950939
Guys, please. I'm not joking right now, I'm hysterical and practically on the verge of tears. I've spent so much time here, I don't know why one of you would do this to someone who's been on the server as long as I have.
>>124951812
#JusticeForAnimosity
>this still exists
man am i glad you guys are doing ok
I can't fucking believe this. For all the time we've spent together shitposting in yell and grinding, I would have thought you'd have more empathy.
You people are fucking sickening.
>>124951812
Hello, I am the Jagex.
Please send the £500 asessifying fee to our offices at PO box 8080 Douentza, Mali, care of Captain Ibrahim Asano.
Your account will be restored within 24 hours of receipt, inshallah.
>>124952826
>trying this hard to be funny
>>124952826
W-what happened
yo what year is this server based on?
i thought it was supposed to be 2006ish but all these screenshots look like 2009 or some shit lol
"haha yeah guys my account's password is one character haha"
>>124953950
it's just a meme bro chill
>>124953950
animosity is rusing everyone making them think he got hakt
>>124953369
it's based on 2006-07 content, but we have resizeable clients and shit.
>tfw so alone
>>124953950
animosity claimed that his password was one character in ::y, a few mins later he was saying under his name that he hacked his account and was trying to get into his bank. apparently went offline and then thread posts started. personally i think we're being played for fools rnsorry animosity, i feel bad if you're legit
>>124954347
He deserves it for being retarded.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR_R1kt4V54
>>124955142
such a tune
>>124954116
oh... can i still use the old client tho? with the 2006 layout and fixed mode
baby's wearing blue jeans
>>124956259
nope, /v/scape is its own client, but fixed mode and old layout are default options, fullscreen and the other mode are just there too
download link in op
>>124956419
well i meant like just the layout not an "old client" so yea
thank u i will try this out
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QDTjJB53xO
>>124956259
I prefer fixed mode myself. But it's up to you what one you choose.
>>124956419
>>124957167
uhm excuse me, im in tutorial island and this is definitely not the 2006 layout
i cant find it in the options, how do i get it?
and how to remove minimap orbs?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUri1v_VPvM
selling this
toadflax seeds, adamant bolts
>>124957490
this?
>>124957490
youre excused
faggot
i
wrote
the
list
it
sat
on
top
g-goodbye addy collection... ;_;
>>124958767
>not saving armor in your bank to pass along to newfags so they can repeat the cycle
:/
>>124958767
hello sweetheart
>>124959571
>I dye my hair crazy colors so i must be looking for attention
Yeah, you are, you fat cow
>>124958005
no this
i know what fixed mode is im not stupid....
>>124959819
>im not stupid
well youre wrong
are you gonna look after my boys
>>124960126
then tell me how to fucking enable this layout? you even said yourself that this layout is available so fucking tell me
>>124958969
my addy collection's still intact, thanks tho
>>124961784
?????
>>124961410
are you literally fucking retarded?
you're telling me to enable fixed mode? well no fucking shit you fucktard
look at my picture and look at yours, whats the difference? i dont want the fucking shit layout thats in osrs, i want the 2006 layout cunt faggot shitface
>>124962181
then go back to 2006 fuckface
>>124962181
why the fuck would i help you? entitled bastard, eat cock
>i want the 2006 layout cunt faggot shitface
then go fuck off to another server
these fucking retards man
>>124962287
>>124962585
jesus christ, i asked nicely in my first post if this server had the 2006 layout and YOU guys told me it did, and then YOU started calling me retarded when i couldn't find the layout
i will miss out on so much fun with you guys on this epic friendly server
>>124962921
>implying someone this autistic can bring anything to the server
fuck off forever
>>124962921
don't you ever get tired of whining all the time?
>>124962921
Told you it's a custom client.
>>124963073
>entitled bastard, eat cock
yea im the one whining XD
>>124962921
yeah and then you went full autist
fuck off
>>124963189
>entitled bastard
>... which was said after you started whining and being an asshole
>no YOU
you aren't very smart.
>>124963189
yeah we really dont need your special brand of autism here
>>124963386
you guys started being fucking assholes though
fucking shitposting twats go get some pussy irl and then talk to me
>>124963687
>fucking shitposting twats go get some pussy irl and then talk to me
oh my fucking lol
>>124963687
>fucking shitposting twats
what exactly do you think youre doing?
>>124963687
>le virgin meme
>after you started an argument and getting asshurt about not being able to find a miniscule layout change on a runescape private server
yeah i bet you're a real fuckmonster, your gf just can't catch a break can she
>>124963687
>being this mad over a minor difference in layout
>"OMFG U GUYZ R VIRGINZZZZZSZ"
>>124961784
kissy kissie :~)then why did you say that dumbass
>>124963687
BAWWWW
BAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW
GIB ME MUH LAYOUT PLS
BBBB-
AAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>124964318
lol u guys are hopeless
i hope for your souls sakes that you will get bombed by a shitskin muslim before your autism consumes you
disgusting americunts
sellin irl pussy 300k ea
>>124964612
wtt irl pussy for animosity's account
>>124964594
>lol u guys are hopeless
if anybody is hopeless its your stupid ass
the difference doesnt matter, fucking autist
>>124964594
this is some grade A retardation here
>>124964594
>americans getting bombed by muslims
hows that migrant crisis going buddy? are you upset because your girlfriend has been coming home later and later each night after meeting abdul?
>u guys are hopeless
>before your autism consumes you
says the gutter retard crying and getting up in arms over a miniscule, insignificant change over a fucking RUNESCAPE PRIVATE SERVER LAYOUT
you're at a point in your life where it's time to honestly consider suicide
>>124964594
consider yourself outmemed
i was troleing the whole time :^)
get btfo, fuckin rused/10
>people falling for hype's blatant attempt of bait
this is what we have come to i guess
>>124964772
s k y p e
k
y
p
e
>>124965278
irlsnaek
>>124966892
sit on my face desu
>>124967068
L
O
N
D
O
N
lol you guys literally did 30x of your average posts/min while i was memeing you
what a great active server you got boys
>>124969028
Are they single?
>>124969362
yes!
>>124962921
Fuck off and die, you faggot. We don't need your kind here.
>>124972257
Hi boop
>>124895495
>not knowing odel and bobster are their play accounts
Shouldn't you start your standard holiday sperg-out soon to make sure people get absolutely tired of your shit by Christmas?
I will buy ash 50g ea
wow Mod Mark is hideous.
>>124973471
>implying that isn't still the admin, Odel, playing
>standard holiday sperg-out
You mean the one where I try to find all the extra dialogue and thank the whoever's responsible for a good laugh? Can't get started on that until the event's out, friend.
>>124980478
who the fuck made fresh a mod
>>124981287
honestly whoever does the extra dialogue is great
>doing rune mysteries
>done this 3 times on realscape already, skipping dialogue
>say i'll only speak to the head, just for kicks
>YOU ARE ONE CHEEKY CUNT M8, I'M TELLING YOU I'M THE HEAD WIZARD
>oh, o- ok
the best
ebin
>>124981761
dat pic doe
>>124981676
Have you done prince ali rescue, dragon slayer, or witch's potion yet? :v)
>>124982216
Autism is cute desu
>>124972257
>124972257
daeweeeeed "xDDDD"
Whats the best method for getting firememe cape? I was thinking of doing the guthan route
>>124988923
guthan route ? wut. niggas just kill monsters
>>124989406
as in you use guthans set for the easy waves and then swap to void/whatever ranged gear for harder monsters while swapping to guthans to heal off shitty monsters
>>124989486
don't be a puss. i did it with just rune armor, melee and sharks and p pots. do it fag.
>inb4 good stats
my stats are shit and im not even 60 cb yet.
>>124989843
>sharks, rune armor, and melee
Pics or you're lying out of your ass. The 360s would rape you if you tried melee
>>124990292
>implying pics prove anything
pls do me a favor and git good
>>124990358
Oh I get it, the "I'm pretending to be good but am actually retarded" gambit. A classic piece of shitposting, carry on
roll told me too, so please dont bully too hard.>inb4 attack higher than strength:v)
>>124990905
>tfw newfag mad that he ain't gud
there are other rsps for people like you, go there and stay there.
>>124991563
that
fucking
defense
>>124991704
meme skill tbqh
What's the quest with the monkeys called?
>>124993863
Ferguson Frenzy, I'm pretty sure.
>>124993863
chimp trouble
>>124993863
Ape altercation
>>124995436
kek'd
>>124993863
Primate distress
>>124993863
Unappealing situations in Bananatown Manor
>>124993863
Simian stress
>>124993863
primal panic
>>124994891
Baboon bother
>>124968751
it bumped the thread, so neat.
>>124988923
Semi-afk route- Guthans, Verac helm, Crystal bow, Karils top, Kbottoms.
Fastest time route - Void range, Karil's xbow, darkbow
Getting to Jad is the "hardest" part, just don't get so nervous you develop Parkinson's and fail a switch or something silly like that.
PRAISE JESUS!
https://youtu.be/sSiyA1cLTWQ
This is a christian server you fiend.not that i didnt get a throbber desu
50 x arims lulul
>>125001661
Wow, I thought I was gonna be the first to try that...
>>125001661
ayyy
>>125001661
>700mil
>50x ahrims
>50x karils
w...what the fuck drops that
>>125002349
a rsps for cancerous faggots
>>125001661
to what end do servers like this exist?
why even bother fucking playing a game about progressions and leveling if you just get 30,000,000 mil along with your starter set of full barrows and 200x xp rate? why even play? what's the point?
>>125002518
pking, to test your abilities against other players instead of playing it safe and grinding the same few "bosses" that are nerfed so hard they pose no threat as long as you have half a braincell. I wouldnt expect a kek like you to understand though
>>125002723
PKing doesnt matter though, if you have all the gear you could ever want from half an hour of playing theres no benefit to PKing, you have nothing to gain
>>125002723
That server has like 3 tiers of donator benifits aswell as a store. I don't like this excuse of "testing" pk abilities when people can get anything they want when ever they want, and can get advantages and perks.
The way a player PK's will change when there are things to risk.
>>125002983
>imaginary pixels and being top jew is all that matters
top kek, I told you that you wouldnt understand. For non autists/jews, proving you are better than other people is more important than meaningless pixels you hoard. As a beta, though, its something you'll never understand so just stop replying desu. It's embarrassing.
>>125003068
>le donor benefits
top kek, you keks are the worst. Get rekt and start crying about how they had an unfair advantage. I love servers like this since you can go in, not be a kek and beat people that spent money to get their gear. Of course this takes skill so its understandable why youre crying about how its unfair
>>125003312
Congrats on ignoring what I said and twisting it I guess?
>>125003312
top bait
>>125003481
Youre whole argument was that they can buy advantages. If you were actually good, you would kill one of the faggots that has more money than sense (theyre a dime a dozen on servers like these so its not exactly hard) and gain all tangible benefits they had. Then you could test yourself against buyfags with untangible benefits and realize theyre shit too. I wouldnt expect a cvck like you to understand so congrats on playing the victim to shitpost.
>>125003749
>le get BTFO and claim bait
classic beta manuever.
Honestly I don't know why I expected more, this server was ruled by a french shitter that only went into the wildy with backup when no one was prepped (much like these servers you guys are whining about). The moment people could actually grind accounts on this server to fight back, he was no where to be found. This server is beta central
::setlevel when? :^)
>>125003954
Go into vscapes wildy right now then.
>>125004489
top kek, be more specific if you're going to try to seem tough, thats a massive area for a small server like this. Of course, youre just a beta trying to seem big so even if I combed the entire wildy, I wouldnt see you
>>125004685
So much for master pker huh?
>>125004685
>internet big man does nothing but spout 'kek' and 'beta' at people that don't play on his shitty godmode free items server
why are you even here to begin with, faggot
>>125004847
>>125004870
>come fight me in the wildy
>I wont tell you where though
>lol you wont come fight me XD
Still havent named a place you keks
>>125004915
Ok then, where are you how about that?
>>125004981
grinding my account up, it takes time given the xp rates which is understandable since this server isnt meant for pvp and ive only been her for ~ a month. Let me know when and where you want to fight though
>>125005098
Go away Unis AKA Fricks the same guy that abandoned vscape to play byzantium on his own
also
>isnt meant for pvp
>>125005258
>vscape
>pvp
I mean pvp can happen, but the nature and size of the server doesnt exactly encourage it. Unless you're trying to say vscape has a pk scene, in which case LOL, you know less about the server than someone who has been here for a month.
>>125004981
Still witing on a response m8. I can't stay up all night since I'm not a neet so please hurry up. Or just don't respond at all, I thought you were just shitposting which is alright. This thread needs all the bumps it can get
>>125005098
>this server isnt meant for pvp
>given the xp rates
did you even play runescape in 2006-2007? how do you breathe without choking on your spit and dying?
jesus christ, big man talking up his big cool hardcore pvp server with free levels and items, yet says 'oh this server isn't meant for pvp because you don't get every item and all 99's within your first hour
fuck off retard, jesus christ
>>125005549
>a game with 100,000+ players is comparable to a game with 50 players max
>actually implying this server has a pvp scene when the only pking is waterstaff ancients and void dbow rushers killing agility grinders and hobby miners
heh, nice one m8, I honestly laughed IRL
>>125003312
if youre all using the same gear and have max stats youre not proving who is better, youre just proving who is more loved by the RNG
>>125005534
>I'm not a neet
>playing multiple RSPS
>not a neet
ok just keep lying to yourself
>>125005801
i thought underage faggots werent allowed to be on 4chan? wouldnt that also mean that /v/scape has an 18+ rule as well?
Yo bobby, wheres that ban hammer at
>>125007584
It's a server by /v/ for /v/, but not necessarily /v/ exclusive. I guess the mods could classify being 18+ under rule 3, but there'd be no real way to enforce it.Just like realscape ;)
>>125002319
Who is this semen demon?
>bump
>>125010998
zilla_x
>>125002983
You know people can play games to simply test their skills against others right?
>>125007584
damn dude you told his ass.
Best monsters to kill for fast slayer exp besides bloodvelds?
>>125018147
Dragons
>>125018147
moss giants/any demon/slay something with useful drops because it will be slow either way
>>125018147
Dagannoths or kalphites with a cannon is fast as fuck
>>125023564
>cannon
epic meme fag
>>125026705
Why is it a meme, you do know they work right?
>inb4 "but no one makes cannonballs, so cannons aren't useful!"
>>125028597
>making cannon balls
2/10 bait made me reply
Post main tabs
>>125029515
>OSRS
>>125029702
Are you this guy? because holy shit youre dumb
>>125028924
That's not osrs, you cant bank lamps or keep the spooky bedsheet
>>125029702
>this comment
So let me get this straight, you're in this thread posting but you dont actually play vscape?
>>125030334
problem? :^)
dead game
dead thread
deadmeme
What's the best skill cape emote?
What's the worst one?
>>125036813
dunno about the best but the worst is slayer by far
panic?
>>124736935
Reminder: I am selling santa hats for 6m ea. Pm me
if you dc with an aggressive npc on you does it keep you signed in until you're out of combat or what
>>125044343
n-nevermind
>>125029515
It's kind of messy
>>125029515
>using banktabs
I should really organize my shit
>>125047184
For such a money grubbing jew, mcgarnagle really is quite poor.
>>125047360
>Mcgarnagle
I'm like 85% sure that's Wiggins' bank
>>125048158
yeah he has 25k addies
>>125048395
Yeah, which I traded to him :^)
>>125029515
Who are the pest control legends?
>>125049654
Selling various items.
Whip: 2mil
Dbow: 4mil
Zammy Cape: 300k
Guthix Plateskirt: 250k
Tan Cavalier: 500k
Rune Boots: 50k
Guthix and Sara page 4: 100k ea
Guthix Vambraces: 250k
Everything else is negotiable and under 100k
Talk to Mrtommygun2
>>125016234
Yea, but that's pointless in a game that's decided by RNG >>> ping >>>>> "skill"
Save it for something actually competitive like speedrunning or FGC
>>125047184
[SCREECHING]
>>125053196
Here's you're reply.
>>125049654
as in what, people who actually know how to PC?
>>125056496
Nice butthurt
>>125057978
Here's you're 2nd reply.
>Turael and Kuradal are dead in RS3
>>125066719
>Kuradal
*Duradel
>>125066968
>Duradel
*Duracell :^)
boss kill highscores when?
>>124991563
11/47 prayer
kys
reminder
::Y ::wigs4prez (color) (message) is how you use colors in yell
:^ )
here you go shoah now give me my dfs
ign cockfartmy feet are naturally colored black, my fetish is dipping my feet in black paint everyday and letting the goop ooze around my toes, gradually letting each drop get into every inch of my feet. i make sure to even get under my toenails, and when that paint hits my fresh skin the burn just feels so fucking lovely
- OFFICIAL VSCAPER STATUS QUO SHITTER POWER RANKINGS -
JUST LOG OFF FOREVER PLS TIER
- Bankstanders
- Players who play for a day just for the nostalgia
JUST STOP YOU'RE AWFUL TIER
- AFK skillers
- Players only known for their memes in yell
- statpadders with 99 meme skills under 100 cb
STILL PRETTY BAD DESU TIER
- EXP padders
- anyone who yells more than 8 times in an hour
TOP TIER SENPAI TIER
- efficient statpadders
- silent grindmasters
>>125074467
>statpdders worse than exppadders
Into the trash it goes
>>125070015
>what is ::mystats
>Your account is already logged in, please try again in 60 seconds.
how do i wipe this meme off the face of the earth, i'm sick of seeing this fucking message
>>125077913
listen carefully lad, because all you have to do istry again in 60 seconds:^)
>>125075978
that is not a highscore you downie fuck
>>125078981
>if you disagree with stuff I want that makes you a downie
ebin
>>125075404
I think you missed something
>>125079161
it was an insult toward your reading comprehension which you still need to work on ,'-^)
>>125079691
>interpret my post the way I see it or else >:(
Clue highscores would also be cool;_;
>>125082513
who are you quoting
>>125086608
>i dont know how to greentext
>>125087335
>who are you quoting
;)
every fucking time
>>125088012
look, the one 5 down and 4 to the right belongs 3 down and 5 to the right
the puzzles only fuck up if you do something wrong
>>125088012
Wow you must be a special kind of retard not to realize your mistake.
>>125088012
>getting literally trolled by a troll puzzle
Do you guys think the king still comes and visits the thread every now and then? Just to throw us a bump for old times sake?
>>125093812
im still here, just dont bother with you guys anymore
>>125093812
Of course. Why do you think shitposting like "test your Runescape 'skills' against others" still exists?
Loving the new dchain drop-rate. Thanks Latent!
>>125099576
what are u fighting
>>125099909
Wait, are you serious?
What do you guys think the best way is to suicide? Im dont want to do it or something haha, just wondering what the least painful/best way to do it is. I was thinking of shooting yourself to the head with a shotgun must be effective?
>>125099909
old skin cell satans
>>125100374
>being this bully
>>125100374
Not capitalizing the r...
Shameful attempt desu senpai
Do phats exist in /v/scape? If so, are they discontinued? How did/do they enter the game? How much are they worth?
Wait, wtf? I can't say desu and senpai?
T.b.h/f.a.m
So anyway, what do you guy think about anal beads? Im experimenting with my butthole and it feels pretty good. I want to take it to the next level.
>>125100374
helium exit bag, sleeping/depression/anti-anxiety pills if you dont pussy out and half ass it, gunshot to the "t" but it is risky and if you fuck up you'll be a potato level retardso not much of a difference for you
>>125101159
Is this starlight or fresh?
Cuz those are the only people I can think of that have something against me
>>125100918
Maybe
Who knows, it depends on whether the mods want to bring them in
Asshurt mods spawning them in back when the game was a joke>implying it isnt one right now :v)
A ban
I dont get why someone would impersonate me on a taiwanese knitting forum. What did i ever to do you? Its probably Fresh. Such a fucking cuntbag, i want to beat that guys face to pulp, probably has some ugly shit face. Nothing can be as ugly as his personality offcourse.
>>125101763
hi starlight! kill yourself
>>125101763
>>125101908
Dont mind these. Im the real rimjob. Decided to take up a trip.
>>125102082
fake trip is fake
>>125102082
>>125102240
Fucking tripfags, baka desu senpai
Oh god what have I done?
>>125102276
>Shandu
a-are you a cute girl, anon?
>games you could be playing besides shitscape
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRf21XT72T8
>>125103071
Yeah dude I play /v/scape because I can run stuff like this
For Philos
>tfw worked your ass off for months making your shitposting into an art that brought light to problems in the server while bmping the thread
>set a standard for future shitposters so you can retire
>they immediately spew shit everywhere instead of working for their shitposts
>>125104464
Your work is always appreciated, noble shitposter.
>>125104464
HOTTO DOGU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOJTG8E0bwU
GOD DAMN IT YOU GRAVEDIGGING NERD I AM TRYING TO FUCKING GRIND A MEME SKILL I DONT NEED YOU FUCKING ASKING ME TO DO A SHITTY PUZZLE YOU FUCKING KEK I FUCKING HATE YOU PEICE OF SHIT
>tfw want to host a christmas event
>tfw all christmas related names are taken
>tfw doubt that this server would even participate if you held an event
>>125107228
try santa c.uck
Hi Mr. Odel
My name's Patrice
My hobbies include long walks on Catherby beach, ERP and memeposting in yell
I'm looking for a guy who's kind, smart and can increase my inventory space so I can make our seafood dinners with greater efficiency
>>125109865
fuck off slut he's mine
post wallpapers
sup niggas, I'm back for another round of sekrit santa. Pic related is my santa pot so far, pls vote to let me gauge interest levels. Also, please post tiers for me (ie. gp amount tiers, I believe last years were shitty meme tier, 250k-799k tier, and 800k+ tier)
http://strawpoll.me/6243494
Panic?
>>125111546
hey do u have a minecraft account I can use
>still playing this shit
>still playing this shit when OSRS exists
LMAO
>>125111754
>still posting this post when its been debunked so many times
Pls not this again
>>125111671
No, fuck you, fuck this game, fuck all who play it. I won't stop the DDoS until Shoah comes back. He will never come back...
Is the server offline? Says my account is still logged in
???
>>125111878
>>125111889
See
>>125111671
>wake up from a nice nap
>go online to grind some goat horns
>server crashes not 5 minutes into player
>odel is standing right there
MODS PLS
>>125111830
I'm going to do a short blogpost and you fuckers can't do shit about it. Fuck. That's all I've got, enjoy pictures of Shoah and I because fuck this game
>>125111889
>>125111912
What's 60 second in Raltz DDoS time?
ODLE FUCKING DO SOEMTIHNG I MA GOIGN T O FUCKIGN DIE!!!!
>>125111062
Alright the poll seems to be overwhelmingly in favor of another event. tokkulboy is the account I will be using. I'm hoping to learn from last years mistakes so I intend to get multiple people involved with price checks (pm me if you feel you can help), and will be posting the total pot frequently (I will wait for multiple donations between posts and will never reveal names with donations). So far I will use last years tiers along with their harshnessif you werent here last time, dsont expect to jew your way in since you will be knocked down a tier if your gift is right on the edge
to help with this, I will post the participant tiers atleast 1 day before the actual event, Im aiming for dec 28th right now though this may change.If you miss the event, I will save your prize, I use a number generator to determine who you get matched up with
feel free to pm me or reply in thread if you have questions
>>125111948
Probably cos no applicants to be his qt3.14gf
seems host is having troubles
>>125112017
>>125111830
Pre-legend's quest because fuck getting that cape legit. I don't remember how it happened, but we both had ~500 kegs and we walked all around /v/scape swishing and sloshing
back online
>>125112109
>account is already logged in
>its been over 10 mins
IM FUCKING DEAD
>>125111830
>>125112017
>>125112109
We didn't really go out to kill people, if we seen someone we snagged them for fun. Mainly we just walked, chatted, found a couple places to sit and just do nothing together.
Well i made it online for a whole 30 seconds. MODS PLS
>>125112109
>>125112017
>>125111830
>>125112229
During the long period of my dboots drystreak, I'd complain to him, knowing that he's only ever had 1 dboot drop. Teasingly, he would run out into the wildy, just for a second, and give me a spook, perking up my ambition to keep on the grind. I went on to farm 16+ boots, eventually bumping their price up to 4m ea
>>125112083
no rollback pls i want to keep my hard earned shekels and daxe
>>125112341
do people actually go out and kill people farming for dboots?
>>125112341
For a short period of time, we were grinding on two accounts, one for osrs, one for vscape. It was going strong, but I knew he was getting tired of the game and moving on. I didn't want to accept it then, and I still don't want to now. After taking a 2 week break for vacation, I came back with only minimal ambition to grind.
>>125112448
Yes, but they're normally very shit and get pj'd by the other mage. Shoah just ran by to say hello
>>125112483
The last stretch of our time together, was during the Jaypinda v Nappa clanwar. It wasn't just "Shoah and Raltz vs the World", but it was a neat thing we did, using the afterwards hype to do some friendly gambling, passing 10's of mils back and forth to each other while snagging a few mill off others who wanted to gamble alongside us.
>>125112743
>posts a pic of 3mil tops
>brags about 10+ mil
fuck off faggot no one cares about your baseless fanfic
Where would we all be today without vscape?
>>125112743
That's about the end of my blogpost really. It's sad, but I'm glad for him to get out of this place. I know I can never leave here, no matter how many anons think I'm shit. Bye Shoah, I'm gonna miss you.
>>125112903
That's what I got from the cc war, not what we gambled.
On an unrelated note, here's a picture of bitterness's chat without a crown.
>>125113000
Playing other games, probably working on my backlog, exactly what im doing since the server doesn't want to stay up.
>>125109949
>>125109949
>>125113052
Who is shoah?
>>124805262Maybe you could just share them anyway, for me instead of him
>please make the xp rate higher
>maybe 7-10x for a monthly fee
>you should invest in a domain
>your website isn't professional
Promotional efforts are going well
>>125113740
>plz make this server babyscape because im a fucking baby
> :^)
runescape is a shit game but everything else about vscape makes it worth. #SENPAI
>>125113740
GE WHEN?
>>124819858
I'm there with you.
It's seeminlgy better now,
still has the lagspikes but hasn't kicked me out yet for a relatively long time.
seems better definitely not as bad as it was
>>125114910
Y-You forgot your hat
>>125114930
i posted most of them in this thread
>>125115057more like boobster
>>125115057
code monkey.
>>125115371
like Fritos
code monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew
>>125116559
Code monkey very simple man
Big warm fuzzy secret heart
>>125117690
Code monkey liek you
I forget - can you access the smoke dungeon and kill dust devils without starting RFD?
>>125121312
>dust devils
>rfd
>>125121875
Aww shit, I meant DT. Dust Devils are tied to the Smoke Dungeon which is tied to Desert Treasure. Can you kill Dust Devils without starting Desert Treasure?
>>125122432
in OSRS, no.
in this server, who fucking knows.
wouldn't take you that long to go check yourself.
>You many now come and go freely...
>many
watch out for this guy lads hes dangerous
>>125122636
If it's a legitimately unanswered question, then sure. If others already know the answer, then I'd like to hear from them.
>>124993863
Gorilla Grumble
>>125029515
fuck off Ironic Man
>>125126295
lol
>>125113212
i am not sure how i feel about it
but my boner wants more
the download doesnt come with an executable file or anything wat do
>>125134120
install gentoo
>>125134167
niceme.me
>>125134310
no really, this game runs great on linux, the mods themselves use linux lad :^)
>>125134120
change it to a jar file and excute
>>125124562
You can enter the smoke dg at any point, you dont need DT to go in it
tfw dusties drop something red and it's just vambs
tfw no makeover mage to turn me into a qt irl
>>125137879
vr soon
>>125132549
>>125142776
wow.
>>125142776
>>125142776
I'm not sure what's more disgusting, that mustache, or the fact that she likes slam poetry.
>>125143958
>she
<<,';B^)
>>125144125
Dude I can't even fucking tell what the hell that thing even was originally.
>>125144214
they'd be a qt without the mustache
>>125145225
well... that's wrong.
for your slayer grind.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x38nbtv
>when you're trying to make a living and assholes continually steal all of your cakes until their pockets are full, only to come back a few seconds later and steal your cakes again
>>125146708
8/10 made me chuckle
tfw
>>125152461
Do monkey madness, you basically get a free one at the end of the quest.
>>125152461
Nice job posting in the right thread.
Shit tier furion meme too
>>125152461
w r o n g thread
>>125153772
post nudes boop
[screams internally]
What do you guys think of my little art project?
>>125157348
http://strawpoll.me/6249361
>>125158952
fuck off geist
>peekaying is just RNG guys it takes no skill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKsIgcgSewE
Nice yell
>>125166404
reported
>>125167436
epic. absolutely epic.
>>125166404
don't do it anon you have so much to live for
>>125167436
>>125168148
>samefagging
>>125169084
>>125169864
nice shop
>>125157348
Noice reddit repost
>>125170232
nice literal reddit app
Tfw going to do acid and kill myself tonight
Later lads
>>125171356
>believing in an afterlife
>>125171589
>not believing in reincarnation
>>125171589
I don't. Hope I can be buried with my brother though.
>>124742227
>Xmas
>being atheist
>the current year
>>125171589
>not respawning in lumby
>>125170504
Being on reddit is one thing, blatantly pulling content from reddit and bringing it here is another. Pic related
I want to apologize in advance to the mods for all the ass hurt I'm going to generate when I slay faggots in retarded amounts. Sorry.
>>125172989
>same bait as last time
nice
>>125173228
It's not bait I'm just a king among faggots at runescape.
>>125173427
you're barely even the king of shitposting lad
>>125173427
king? i didn't vote for you
>>125173228
I'm actually a member of the Runescape faction of Faze so when u get done sucking my unborn children from my long dick you can have the honor of getting assfucked by my ags
>>125173658
>vscape
>ags
r u even trying
>>125173560
I don't watch Game of Thrones sorry.
:^^^^^^^^^^^^)
>>125173745
Or whatever the OP weapon here is. I'm going to acquire it and make you jizz while destroying your rectal hymen
>>125173973
We have dclaws right now, ags got nerfed in the last patch
>>125174182
Okay thank you for the information. I'll spare you from the massive MPREG fallout that my forced sodomy is doubtlessly going to produce.
>>125174476
im sure if u actually played u would know that wasnt true u lying baitboi shitposting nerdfag
tfw nothing to do but smoke dank
>>125181215
hi king of CucK
new thread when
since there's still no new thread i'll throw this up and literally throw up here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEnYd7jMpFM
the truth is out there lads