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>Previously on /xivg/!
>>123957320
miqo'teboypussy
Sleepy Au Ra looking for someone who knows Ajax. Need help.
...Hrg, rg...Arrrgh...
...Finally, I have found it, I have!...
...My very own can...I...am the can!...
...I've done it...I have...
...Yes, I did it...I did!...
...Ohh, ohh...
...Hrgrraaaooogh!...
Do you like miqo'te....?
anybody wanna rap battle
or fuck
xth for cute space goats
WHO WHITE DEVIL HERE?
>>123973951
Wrong game
>>123973869
this will never stop entertaining me
>>123973951
Soraka???
le midlanders
>>123973932
What the fuck kind of shitpost is this?
Jaiba is up already?
>>123973932
What a shitty gimmick
>>123973916
Hit me up if you find one.
>>123973945
godspeed what do you think of Danny Brown and Juicy J??
>>123974002
>>123974049
Correct thread desu senpai
>>123974019
I don't think she counts as a goat
>>123973951
>>123973238
No,thanks.
Dear /xivg/
If you are verySera in nature then hmu/id/Mortemxiv
>>123974045
im not jaiba i just wanted to post cute bug
>>123974128
danny brown is some college white boy shit
juicy j is a washed up sellout
>>123974269
>hating on danny
lmao
>>123974324
danny is fuckin garbage take your shit outta here
>>123974210
bi polar and mildly retarded and probably a man?
>>123974128
i fuck with xxx hard body but not old and not the hybrid as much. old was kinda lame. and i been fucked with juicy j from time but he kinda sold out
i wouldn't say he blew up and sold out, not tryna be a hipster cuz he always been big but he started doin corny shit. he a legend tho i luv all that og memphis shit. fuck with the horrorcore heavy heavy.
blue dream n lean is prob top 5 mixtapes of all time maybe top 3 but that's a fucking haaaard list. that shit still go hord as fUCK dude. zip and a double cup still brazy as fuck that shit bangs
those lex luger beats are fuckin craaaaaazy still mane. one of my fav producers ever its a shame he fell off.
>>123974269
who are your favs cuz?
>>123973916
>>123974056
w-well?
>>123974041
Dark Souls shitposting, it seems.
>>123974430
and clingy
I like the clingy part.
>>123974497
>DS
thats in forelands
>>123974480
Tofu stop
>>123974432
>i luv all that og memphis shit.
this guy gets it
bumpin some 8ball & mjg as i type this
>>123974480
i meant your list of "no"s
>>123974652
hrm, fair enough
>tfw spent weeks of eso, void ark twines, and leveling a class for glamour.
What kind of good glim glam shoes are there that don't cover up pants?
Highlanders.Someone caught me taking this and started to RP with me. That's fine but I wasn't expecting that so I'm trying to come up with some sort of story on my feet.
>>123974480
Shit tastes
>>123974805
edgy
>tfw no mommy femroe
>>123974741
>tfw static getting mad at me because I won't get my upgrade items from void ark
>>123974854Daddy> Mommy
>>123974901
>static
>upgrade items from void ark
>void ark is an upgrade
Nigga...
>>123974805
id tell you to shove your opinion up your ass but it looks like you have a stick up there already
>>123974553Replace all instances of the word can with sun.
>>123974998
The item that lets you upgrade your eso items, the weekly thing.
>>123974432
>blue dream n lean
Nice my man.
>>123974741
Thavnairian Sandles or Lady's Clogs
>>123974636
tommy wright iii rn for me mane.
but i was talkin mostly like that og horrorcore type scene. triple 6, frayser click, evil pimp. shit like that.
i actually been fuckin with $uicideboy$ for a minute just because they're literally memphis worship with shiny new production: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fey5MoTEf4Q
maybe not ur type of thing but peep. even got the tommy wright sample. but violent depressive shit with straight up og memphis flows. specially ruby da cherry. you'll hear the flow here more: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jJyjdER0v4
sry 2 rant haven't slept in mad long kinda drunk and luh this music
>>123974805
v edge
>>123975048oh god damnit
>>123974754
Why the fuck do we care?
Jesus dude we're not your friends, we're random dudes that could very well be accross the world, and who will eventually move on from this game and life hopefully, to better times.
Summoning Antivia
>>123974128
>>123974432
>>123974636
smdh
https://u.pomf.io/ybiscs.mp4
>>123974805
ikr
>tfw want to fantasia just to change my character height because everyone seems to choose minimum height and don't want to keep looking down
>>123975138
But being taller than everyone else is the best.
This game and community are getting boring. fast.
>>123975138
because short automatically equals cute, right?
>tfw max height and taller than some catboys
>>123973932
Why? Why are you a bird? I don't know who to believe anymore.
>>123975294
good morning handlebars
Do you like highlander girls xiv?
>>123975127
he unironically calls bitches fraulein
>tfw you listen to obscure shit Spotify shows you
>tfw you don't like it because it's obscure,you like it because it sounds okay
>tfw friends talking about music and you can't join the conversation because nobody has heard of your shit
>tfw you make them listen and they hate it
Makes me so sad.
>>123975352
>girls
yes
you play a futa so fuck off
>>123975325
It's not a good morning! He's a fucking bird!
>>123975352
This highlander needs a/petting!
>>123975352
do you like smug aryans
>>123975095
Then why respond.
>>123975269
This game's community is the worst of any MMO ever.
>>123975352
Highlanders?!
>>123975535
So does thisc@
>>123975414
>listen to underground garage-tier emo because ive exhausted everything else
>friend says he listens to emo
>get excited, want to talk about music and share some of these really good unknown bands ive found
>link him some
>"ew what is this indie crap, i thought you said you liked emo"
>links me BFMV
>>123975068
>Sandals.
I'm more into having my feet covered.
>>123975463
it's always a good morning when i see you posting...
>>123975606
Hey! That's my niche! Back the fuck off!?
>>123975705
I'll cover your feet in something bb
>>123975705
Did you try the Elezen shoes?
>>123975827
When you gonna back the fuck on to my face?
>>123974754
pop a molly im sweatin
woo
>>123975075
shits good, especially that first track. got a nice melancholy vibe.
but yeah i don't usually fuck w/ horrorcore, i like this though
>>123975705
>my
you are not your character
So who won in that argument the other day between Vjera and Muscle Wizard?
http://strawpoll.me/6151027
http://strawpoll.me/6151027
http://strawpoll.me/6151027
>>123975984
poll over
>>123975294Because this is the end, Miss Handlebars.
>>123975984
what argument
>>123975965
>he doesn't self insert
>>123976084
The one where vjera got btfo
I'm coming back, but my server is dead.
Where should I transfer in NA? Preferably somewhere not completely cancerous.
>>123976160
Balmung.
>>123976160
What server were you on originally?
>>123975715
Good morning, I guess...
>>123976056
What's going on? Why is this happening? This can't be the end.
>>123976087
I don't know how to self insert. I really don't. How do I do that?
>>123976087
>they dont self insert because they erp
cant tell daddy you get your tail yanked by /other/ girls, now can you
>>123976160
current server and data center?
>>123976160
Ultros for /vg/, Excalibur for normies.
Balmung is RP cancer and Gilgamesh is overrun by le redditors.
>>123976160
excal
>>123975885
I'm sorry, I don't do that kind of stuff.I only like getting raped.
tfw no lala's butt to touch
>>123975541
>those souless eyes
>>123976246
Spotted the Ultros shill.
Stop forcing your shit server and disappear from existence.
>>123976285
Wow and here I thought you might have been decent.
>>123976198
>>123976239
Aether, cactuar.
Its a decent server, but only during prime time really. I mostly play either early-mid afternoon, and super late at night.
>>123976215
>tfw tin can is going to make handlebars cry and you can't do anything to stop it
>>123975914
Epic.
>>123976084
Outlining the simplicity and non-random, static repeating nature of XIV and people embellishing the thought process required to play it when in reality it is nowhere near as much as people claim.
>>123975984
>Vjera voting for himself
>>123976417
>over-complicating what you are saying
>>123976516
vjera is literally the epitome of overcomplication
>>123975926
the problem with horrorcore is sifting thru the shit. a lot of it is icp influenced garbage and not stuff that spawned from the og southern horrorcore.
nobody wanna hear that gay clown shit.
>>123975647
i know that feeling my guy. so much
i'm an avid AVID fucking fan of emo and skramz and it's impossible to find anything new besides scouring bandcamp for shitty bottom tier not-even-considered-local-yet stuff.
i dunno about the non english emo scene but i know i've had to dip into a lot of non english screamo stuff to get my fix.
remember to buy bay faction's album tho bcuz one of the only good things mass does right is it's emo scene
>>123976246
How is ZR these days? You guys do any random shit as a FC or does everyone stick to their own static?
>>123976434
>Vjera voting for herself.
I actually didn't, but I can now if you want.
>>123976516
>Verbose response.
Spider the snowman
>>123976332
its too much smug for me to handle
>>123976395
aethers pretty populated (balmung & gilga) but it has its cons
im on excal and i can confirm >>123976246
it was known to be a really good progression server and you can still see that around but gilga is "the prog server" because reddit talks about everything they do and CL (elysium[?]) is there
>>123976215
https://youtu.be/Fr-nS_EANNE?t=4m10s
Put her out of her misery.
>paladin
>december 2015
It's been nearly 2 years since WAR was fixed and you still play this shit job. What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>123976551
I always imagine that Friends episode with Joey changing the word of everything by looking in the Thesaurus.
>>123976395
Okay, I can tell you right now that you don't have to go to Gilgamesh or Balmung like people like to recommend. You actually have a few options in that you can go to an EU server and people will be able to match your times, or there are a few other servers on Aether with Australian communities that you could hang with. Just look on the official forums and check which ones they are.
>>123976235
take a look at yourself
make yourself or something like you (facial features but not 1:1) in the character creator
>>123976627
Sunk cost. Everything I've got has been into this class. I'm trying out other classes but I've gone too far with PLD to back out now.
>>123976616
Looks like the embed doesn't skip to 4:10
>>123975984
They were both wrong. Vjera is wrong because she hasn't done jack shit so she can't talk about how "easy" the game is because for all her talk of being able to outline every action at every step she hasn't cleared anything that wasn't handed to her by a static willing to carry her deadweight ass.
Suave is also wrong because he's trying to make scripted fights with mechanics that target random people sound like something more advanced than it is. 4000 different outcomes my ass.
It was an argument between two deluded people that really shouldn't argue about the merits of the game.
>>123976805
and you are?
>>123976723
You an me both fellow PLD cück
>tank runs off before i can give protect and stoneskin
>logout
gl running the dungeon
>>123975984
Can we not
>>123976856
It's me, Master Ruseman
>>123976887
My boy.
>>123976919
but why
>>123976919
suav you're cool in my eyes
>the average tank
>i enjoy PLD because its easy to play and i can safely tank if im new to the fight
>i enjoy DRK because mp management is fun and there are more things to juggle compared to other tanks
>FELL CLEAVE
Why are Warriors so insufferable?
>>123976919
I want tositon thatshoulderlike a littleparrot
>>123976887
>5 min to votekick
>instant heal replacement
you think there's a shortage of heal bitches?
>>123976805
I don't have to step into or clear A4S to know the design philosophy of encounters in this game.
You literally cannot sit here and say to anyone that the boss fights are not 100% scripted static ability rotations/mechanics on repeating intervals that have zero deviation or random elements.
>>123976352
I play on balmung
>>123976553
yeah i hear you, bandcamp is like the only place but some of it is p good
some legit jap skramz out there too familia
>tfw generic cookie cutter lizard
>mfw grinding to 50
>>123977049
high test
>>123975858
That's pretty gross.I know someone that will lick it off at least.
>>123975871
I tried those for a bit, the raised heels kinda bugged me after a while. Only reason I'm wearing bunny shoes now for a slight comedic look to my overall glamour.
>>123977083
but they aren't 100% scripted
>>123977117
can you be my gf
>>123977049
>I'm a WAR, I'm going to go do content and have fun trying stuff like 7 WAR in Thordan
>I'm a PLD, I'm going to whine on the internet instead of playing the game
I want to suck on Bad Manner's toes.
clean windows clean mind
>>123976805
>Suave is also wrong because he's trying to make scripted fights with mechanics that target random people sound like something more advanced than it is. 4000 different outcomes my ass.
The only reason I brought that up was because Vjera was saying you could plan out an entire fight based on looking at timings on BLM. the 4000 outcomes is not something you actively do, just a comment saying there is no way to plan for how many times you do or do not get targetted by a mechanic by straight up writing it out.
>>123977330
Does Bad Manners ERP? How do I get Bad Manners to ERP with me?
I need it pls.
>>123977079
PRIESTS
The word your looking for is priests
>>123977305If I was a girlsure
>>123976616
What..? No, no. That can't be right. It can't be. You aren't going anywhere. You're staying right here, and you're going to be the best damn avatarfag in the general!
>>123976942
>>123977079
it's pasta
>>123977389
send a tell saying "bb want sum fuk?"
>>123977472
noo.. you are..
>>123977472
>>123976616
>the same three fucking people forcing this tin can shit
>>123977485
i'm cooking pasta right now
>>123977509
but that's how you get to fug harp
>>123977202
I see you pashua
>>123977468
it's ok you're still qt it's not gay if you're qt
>>123977294
Every single boss action is on a strict time table per phase from the moment you actually engage it and enter combat.
Every boss action will occur at the same point in time, every time in the same order, every time.
This does not change.
This isn't like WoW where you do Lei Shen and do different Pylon orders, or Paragons of the Klaxxi where you can kill them in any order you please and these things change the fight.
How do I convince B'nhaka to EB me?
>interacting with tranny subhuman
lol
Reminder, Vjera does more DPS than elysium NINs and that Rhea would dump the DPS in his static in a second to play with vjera if she wanted to actually raid.
You guys are out of your league. The master is talking.
This is bait. >>123977662
This is also bait. >>123977539
>>123977468
Whoa, cute dragon. Not as cute as Creepyscale, but still good.
>>123977306
But it sounds like you're whining on here too
>>123977663
Gift him bionicles
A whole lot of bionicles
>>123977663
Buy them this. Do this and I guarantee they will instantly drop to their knees and suck you off on the spot.
tane
>>123977662
This is additional bait. >>123977867
>>123977867
>Having to defend your master
Pathetic. Vjera is the weakest of doms.
>>123977601
!!! THats not me!!
>>123977097
some of it's fine it's just another matter of sifting through endless seas of shit to find gems.
enjoy the level of flawlessness that can only ever be found in bands that are never to make another piece of music together
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pl3tUj8G2PY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xEwS1GmtLg
>>123977893
Fisherman, is this bait?
>most stylin race for black mage
go
>>123978012
>>123977976
He's not even a real bionicle fan. He's a fucking poser.
>have to queue as a monk or dragoon just to win str accessories
Bullshit. Tanks should be able to queue as DPS if they equip their DPS stance before queuing
>>123978079
Would you say the sameonce I'm buried 6 inches into you?
>>123977601
Well, it's hard not to see her considering her size.
>>123977531
I can't. I won't. I'm not determined enough. Not like Tin Can was.
>>123977867
>worshipping a 'girl' that had to fake suicide attempts to be relevant among the people that bother talking to 'her'
>>123977867
post a tranny parse
I love healers who bitch about str gear on tanks, its such a fallacy.
>he thinks vit makes the tank take less dmg
>he thinks a higher hp pool matters when its more/less than a cure/physick/benefic difference
>doesn't consider str helps drk/war self heal more
>doesn't consider more tank dmg = faster pulls
>any good healer can still dps despite the lower hp pool
>he just wants more wiggle room to stand there half afk while he watches anime on his other monitor during expert roulette
shit healers please uninstall
>>123978012
im not gay but..
>>123978134
dont make me dig out my old bohroks dude i will embarrass you online
>>123977867
>Rheia asks me to join his static as DRG or SCH many times.
But his static is top garbage.
Like lmao, they got mad at me for calling out their mistakes whenever we did shit.
MFW his WAR gets us killed on Spear during Thordan's Reign because he popped Inner Beast super early like a retard and it wasn't up for the hit and he didn't even have Vengeance popped either.
>>123978027
Nah.
>>123978109
Male Duskwight Elezen.
>>123978204
you are already the best, in my heart
>When samurai is launched, it won't have a blunt stance or slashing stance with different effects/debuffs to have synergy with multiple party comps
>Will just be a carbon copy DRG with a watered down bushido gimmick
>>123976716
I can't make a fat character.
>>123978181
what where did this even come from
>>123978264
>bohroks
cool so you played with them when they were coolest then dropped them
do you know the lore? have you read the books?
nope. you're just a meme faggot.
>>123978268
>and he didn't even have Vengeance
>>123978387
then do the latter and take facial features or things about you that you can put into the game like colors heights and hairstyles
So I see they are offering gaijins some free game time.
So its probably going to go a little something like this for me.
>log in
>no idea what to do
>try to do a dungeon
>turbo weebs trying to ultra-mega-speed-run it because despite being online and shit, they dont have time to play a video game
>get triggered by their constant "hurry omg" bullshit
>leave and go do something else comfy like questing or crafting
>see hordes of bots who have been botting since release because SE gives zero fucks about the integrity of NA
>log off and uninstall
>>123978268
>>123978404
Aren't you supposed to keep Vengeance on cd because it gives abandon stacks?
>>123978294
They study magic in caves?!
Bahahahaha
>190 posts from 46 posters in 1 hour of a general
>literally NOTHING is being talked about the game of said general
Do you people literally have nothing else?
>>123977601
Her femroe was better imo.
this thread sucks
needs more selfos
>>123978204
but tin can is over
the birds won
This is bait. >>123978537
Potential bait. >>123978580
>>123978537
hello
>>123978404
It was fucking amazing.
>>123978519
You use Raw Intuition for that.
>Trying to hold emnity as a low-level tank with trigger-happy DPS and a clingy healer who will never let you dip below 95%
Just kill me brahs
>>123977348
what server are you on
i want you to clean mydick
>>123978473
Oh cool they gave out free time? Time to install the game, log in, set a foot into my house to refresh the timer and uninstall again. Saved me a few bucks.
>>123978580
this thread is dirty
>>123978619
why don't you use a trip, fisherman?
>>123978647
hi :3
>>123978564
thanks! I liked my femroe, I just hate the way they move.
>>123978401
From later tonight, honey.
>>123978685
wats up
chicken butt
>>123978654
The healers love you!
Fight hard for them.
Protect their smiles.
Unless it's a c@boi.
Let them get hit all day!
>>123978456
but I want to play a girl in game
>>123978351
>>123978616
I have failed you, Tin Can senpai. I am sorry.
>tfw they give 4 days total this time
>tfw they're losing so many people they gave 2 extra days to get people to come back
>tfw they don't realize 4 days is all people who aren't subbed need to clear everything 3.1 brought
>>123978886
dumb slutposter
>>123978865
c@butt?
>>123978931
i'm not tin can, merely an admirer
>>123978886
then r63 it, its kinda fun to play around with that
>>123978670
please don't abuse the maids
>>123978952
I'm not a slut.
>>123978985
R63 don't work too good for me.
>>123978931
I guess this is the end. For both of us..!
>215 posts to 55 images
getting better but still got a ways to go, keep the selfies coming
>>123979034
>R63 don't work too good for me.
then make what you like, its your avatar and you can fudge it to make it work
like i said, self inserts dont have to be 1:1im just lucky that mine is
>>123978978
what about it
>>123979158
It won't be self inserting then. I wish I could self insert.
>>123978931It's fine. You tried. Enjoy being an avatarfag, Miss Handlebars.Live my dream out for me.
...Ahh, it's over...
...My Can...it's setting...
...It's dark, so dark...
>>123978839
I dont think I agreed to this beforehand.
Ok so with 4 free days, what's new in XIV if i haven't played in almost 4 months?
The XI event, that LoV thing, story and void ark and diadem, did i miss anything? I think i can do this in 4 days easy if i use the weekend
>>123979218
oh nothing~
>>123978402
get real motherfucker I was playing the mata nui flash game in the computer lab in 5th grade when i was supposed to be doing a report on soil and I have the first movie on VHS.
You don't know who you're fucking with chump. I'd love to read you the Mask of Light before tucking you into bed and kissing you on the forehead.
>>123979305
Thordan EX, but there's no way you're doing that in four days if you don't have a static.
>>123979375
I have friends in game that will most likely carry me through both Diadem and Thordan, thanks anon.
This game still really REALLY lacks worthwhile content holy shit
anyone for videogames?
>>123979329
>Kopaka
Well you have good taste at least.
>>123979239
I can't. I won't. The water is cold, but not as cold as XIVG would be without you. I have failed us both. Goodbye.
>>123979497
can we fuck or do i have to get abes permission
>>123979228
>It won't be self inserting then.
you can take elements from yourself such as the ones i listed before and id say thats self inserting
think of movies or shows where writers put themself in a character, do the characters always look like the writer? usually no, but theres /some/ cases that are just "yeah you wrote yourself into that you mary sue"im not good at analogies but w/e you could get a point
>>123979239
>not My can... it's rusting
fucked it up tintin
>>123979329
I will commit this quote to memory.
>>123979545
abe's used to being keked, go ahead.
>>123979316
u sure
>>123979329
do u have my boy lewa
>>123979239
この大空に翼を広げ
飛んで行きたいよ
悲しみのない自由な空へ
翼はためかせ
行きたい
>>123979545
We can't, sorry. We can level or something though.
>>123978685
>why don't you use a trip, fisherman?
probably doesn't know how to
>>123979283
It's your room, call me vampire, old-fashioned, or both, but I'd like a girl's permissionbefore staining her bedsheets
>>123979634
Why does this general attract so many keks? Abe, Shyvana, Brahms, the list goes on.
>>123979619
Because you wanna get kissed on the forehead?
>>123979732
because only pathetic lonely fucks tend to play mmos in the longterm?
>>123979732
>implying i'm even remotely close to a kuck
>>123979530
Goodbye, Miss Handlebars. Maybe in the next life we could become real avatarfagstogether.
>>123979549Damn it. Damn it all. I was trying to think of a better word, but I couldn't so I just went with the original script.
So up until two days ago the game worked just fine. No issues, everything was smooth as hell. Suddenly, I've been taking forever to get into the game, going between areas takes, literally, minutes. I go in a dungeon and sometimes the enemies won't load. I get stuck in place and can't move even in dungeons. I don't know what the fuck is going on but it's getting frustrating. Literally nothing has changed on my comp.
>>123979838
You're the biggest after Abe.
>>123979795
Because Anonymous IS a pussy bitch.
>>123979448
yep, honestly i resubbed 2 weeks ago for my house and if i knew this 'come back' event would come i would've just waited. I already see myself playing other games more than this again.
>>123979530
miss handlebars noooooo
>>123979329
PLEASE be my online gf
someone tell me I'm cool
>>123979712
I'm sorry anon, if you really want in my room, send me a message? I don't know who you are and I'm kinda busy tonightso I dont know if I should be making time for you or not.
Fuck.
>>123979994
youre okay
>>123979895
no i'm not wtf
>>123980073
Is okay good enough? I feel worthless anon.
If Balmung is closed can I still make a character somewhere else and server transfer it?
>>123979994
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15FXdykkYdX
>>123980083
Yes you are.
>>123980037
its like they are allergic to my American money
>>123980174
yes
>>123980174
Yeah but why would you want to?
>>123980180
vocaroo hour when
>>123980174
Yes, now come here, you degenerate.
>>123980037
you STILL play this game? What do you even do in it? Jesus christ nigga
Is there a specific server or data center where most est time players hang out? Everyone seems to recruit for pst type raid times everywhere I look.
>>123980218
>tfw everyone makes fun of your voice when its vocaroo hour
>>123980217
Why do you think?
>>123980224
I'll get there eventually
>>123979329
>not even the og kopaka
nigger please
fucking poser lmao
>>123980180
lmfao
Quick, what is your main job average item level?
>>123980037
Stratos will you let me suck your toes?
>>123980243
>lvl 60 PLD LF anything....pst.....
>>123980325
i198 whm
>>123980373
same here
>>123980325
i185 blm
>>123980325
i193 SMN. Started playing in sept.
>>123980293
ignore them vjiera, i think you sound like a girl
>>123980325
Im a PLD and my item level is probably lvl 10
I started a new account because the "endgame" is overrated
>>123980243
Just play casually. Don't care enough to raid, just finished leveling MNK, working on another zeta so I can get some decent progress into 2 relics. Been too busy working to play as much as I used to.
>>123980350
hahaha
>>123980293
it cant be that bad
>>123980325
i197 DRK
>>123980350
Ceveth?
>>123980325
ilvl 208 NIN
>>123980325
i203 NIN
>>123980565
they say i smoke 10 packs of cigarettes a day...
>tries playing ninja again after quitting in 2.5
Holy fuck, i'm sticking with MNK, forgot how annoyingly micromanaging it is.
>>123980218
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QCVZ4KDCXD
>>123980321
would you like to fight irl
>>123980785
your voice is fine ada
>>123980325
warrior, 168...
>>123980325
i189 WAR/i185 DRG
not sure which to main really
Who has the best voice here?
>>123980835
micromanaging is quite honestly the only thing that makes the combat and netcode architecture of this game interesting at all. You remove that and it's just painful to actively play the game.
>>123980325
MNK 198
>>123980936
Spiderc@
>>123980895
im neither vjera nor ada
>>123980936
me to be h
>>123980936
me
>>123980837
yes
post voice and character
>>123980936
Tolan or Spider
>>123980325
SummonerI don't like it.[/spoiler ] and iLvl206.
>>123980952
Will admit the mudra's are a LOT better now since they are no longer dependent on the server.
>>123980998
The sound of you sobbing in the corner while Ayase is getting pounded?
>>123973940
No,not really.
>>123973940
nope I like Lizards.
>>123981089
Can't even ducking spoiler correctly god dammit.
>>123980218
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0e9gUlQvw4n
>>123980936
hanna
>>123980325
208
>>123980837
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jWJiLdO5Mz
Post character and real life feet
>>123981289
post butt...
Is there such a thing as too much homolust with cat boys while your waifu is away crafting?
>>123981251
strong agree
>>123980325
210 BLM.Not even going to bother doing Diadem.
>>123979883
Please respond. I just want to play without animation delays or getting kicked because I can't pick up mobs.
>>123977625
(Fictional)girls can't love (fictional) girls,anon. That would be lewd.
>>123981036
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0967zL0eIrD
>>123981005
ok bool meet me at the park at 1 am TONIGHT.
>>123981134
why would i sob whilst pounding ayase?
>>123980973
go away elk with your "I chug rocks like its going out of style" voice
>>123979984
>tfw bought the white devil
>tfw if dosent use its cannons
>tfw it plays that annoying ass song
>>123981373
>ippiki slowly turning prison gay
>>123981508
You pound Ayase? Lucky...
>tfw Im using my time for finals on this game when I could be playing Fallout 4 instead.
>>123981508
>you
>pounding Ayase
The kek is only allowed to watch.
>>123980325
i44 SCH here
What should I do after main quest line?
>>123980309
No, come here now.
>>123981654
keep doing it
>>123913312
>>123914221
Thanks senpais
why do people always withdraw when the party is formed?? don't fuckin queue
>>123981579
yes
>>123981652
look m8 if u want to watch whilst I pound ayase that's fucking weird but u gotta ask first
>>123981795
In progress baiting.
>>123981835
Is Ayase a BLM or a DRG?
>>123981835
Keked so hard you have to pretend you're fucking her, my sides.
Nobody wants to pound me and I'm not long enough to pound myself.
>>123981795
>queue because I wanna do a dungeon
>queue pops, remember I hate the shit combat system and leave queue
>continue crafting and talking to FC mates
every time
>>123981871
blm
>>123981889
its getting a bit old now m8
>>123981835
> Ayase's face right now
>>123981251
>>123981374
>>123981993
Would Ayase teach me BLM things?
>>123981993
I understand it might be upsetting to accept that you're a kek, but it's the only way to move forward. Maybe she will let you have sloppy seconds if you do.
>>123982098
p sure he would
>>123982000
?
>>123981036
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hqeb4weaB7
>>123982186
>p sure he would
Rad
Why won't anyone kek me? Please fuck my wife while I watch and stroke my inferior dick.
>>123981361
I don't have any new butt pics on my tablet right now
miss handlebars
miss handlebars where are you
please post
>>123982232
You get keked every day, shyv.
>>123982198
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10qjeMNinOh
Moonkeepers are ugly as shit.
>>123982198
girls leave
>general is back to a chatroom between friends and dozens of avatarfags all trying to push a gimmick like before Heavensward
Peace niggas
Elezen delivery
>>123982372
You're supposed to take the bull's dick out of your mouth before you speak into the microphone.
>>123982251
Post lewd pictures!
>>123982385
>people somehow still surprised by this
>>123982481
you're supposed to stop being mega autistic
>>123982385
Nigga it was the same thing 2 weeks after HW, where have you been?
>>123982385
my gimmick is not having any e-hoes anymore
what happened to me man.....
>>123982383
Sun c@s best c@s
>>123982478
N A M E
S
E
R
V
E
R
D O
Y
O
U
E R P
I NEED THIS
>>123982561
h-hi..
>>123982583
agreed
>>123982385
Yeah, that's what happens when there's nothing to do in your shit game.
>>123982561
You left...
>>123982478
Thank you. She is very cute.
>>123982478
Too bad you only look good in a few specific sets at specific angles.
>>123982385
>tfw no gimmick
>>123982507
But I don't have any lewd pictures.
>>123982675
everyone leaves eventually and i am the changing of the seasons my SPIRIT is the WIND
>>123982646
yes hello may i help you?
>>123982807
Your gimmick is you never play and you only post while you're at work.
>>123982856
are you looking for e-hoes...?
>>123982261
>yfw Tin Can killed Miss Handlebars
>>123982871
thats not a gimmick though, thats just how things are
i guess you could consider pretending to be a guy a gimmick?
>>123982926
Yo poopspeed don't fall for Tofu
Please don't
>SMN gets an idle pose where they read their tome
how is this fair
>>123982385
>nothing to do in the game but hanging out
>they do it in the general because they're working or lonely
stop being surprised by this, game has run its course and is slowly dying, what you're seeing is people slowly coming to terms with it
>>123982856
> Gilgamesh still closed
please...
>>123982994
No. What I described is your gimmick. Embrace it!
I truly have no gimmick.
>>123983071
I can't read so it don't matter.
>>123983135
your gimmick is finding other peoples gimmicks
>>123982930
it can't be trust... i refuse to believe it
>>123983135
that's NOT nice
>>123983227
>it can't be trust
>>123982703
It's hard to get fullscreen body shots when you're so tall
>>123983135
What's mine, then?
>>123982372
There's no snow in israel
>>123982385
Why don't we just discuss the wealth of new content that was added with 3.1.
>tfw people stole all your gimmicks...
>>123983026
i don't love no one
i hit, you could get it back
i don't care who is who that much
though tofu has a knack for leaking things which makes me weary
>>123982926
you are not on gilgamesh, you may be tofu, and i have to go talk to my therapist about how i am absolutely empty and devoid of happiness. bbl.
maybe in another place, another time, another life
>>123983126
missed your chance earlier
>>123983304
i'm overcome with grief, please understand
>>123983304
It finally clicked, why your cat is so familiar.
It looks identical to K'is' cancer patient mooncat, with a different hairstyle. Way to be original.
Ayyy, the tin can's dead.
Let's see all those new, shiny cans.
>>123983437
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH really
>>123983406
overcome with grease lol destroyed
>>123983387
Do you like tall blue haired male raen...
Gee ! I wonder what's going on here.
>>123983227
fuck off tofu
>>123983304
Why are shadows / faces so fucking horrifying in this game
>>123983345
>It's hard to get fullscreen body shots when you're so tall
Turn your monitor sideways
I wouldn't bother saying Shyvana's cat is a clone or anything, it's just goddamn ugly
>>123983453
Painted mine red in memory of the tincan
>>123981036http://vocaroo.com/i/s1l2XamR83dU
チンチョンディンドン..
>>123983224
I never considered this...
>>123983345
I don't know, I haven't seen you post enough to figure out your gimmick.
>>123983562
I... I just fell out of my seat is all...
>>123983381
Your content is massive. I like it a lot.
>>123983540
what the..
>mfw the mentalities on Balmung have turned to pure cancer with the release of 3.1 because of all these hardasses that think they're super cool endgame raiders because Thordan weapons are carrying them through A3/A4
Make it stooooooopppppppp
>>123983645
Agreed. Worst face, Tumblr nose, and the most disgusting sickly skintone possible. The hair and eyes clash with the skin as well as each other, too.
>>123983374
There's snow in fucking abu dhabi, why wouldn't israel have snow too
>>123983562
>fatshua and brahms
>>123983874
People from tumblr can't be fat.
>>123983831
The mentalities on Balmung have been shit since 2.4
>>123983667
don't ever do this again
ever
do u understand me
>>123983576
lighting makes my midlander look like a serial killer
i can't find any screenshots with the lighting on face tho
>>123983374
that isn't snow that's pure money particles
>>123983667
Yo, got the source on that art? Looks nice.
when the fuck are new relics so I can resub
>>123983667
please be my girlfriend
>>123983994
Mid December
>412 posts
>no lala
the fuck?
>>123983963
>>123984018
?!
>>123983982
pixiv id 2197728 name is ふた
>>123983770
>tfw no big roe bf
why did he change his name btw
>>123984087
Let's keep it that way.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05rv926BiMA
>>123984087
Found it. Thanks cutie.
>>123983963
Serial killer more like zombie from thriller
Verbally suplexed kid, go home
>>123984053
I gotcha buddy.
>>123984053
Kazuhira "if it's under 3 feet, it's dead meat" Miller made the general a better place
>>123984087
>ふた
gay
>>123983945
As someone who has played with a lot of Balmung's raider circlejerks and whatever else, it's not been that bad.
The circlejerkers have actually been pretty cool/laid back, but now that we're a month in to the catchup patch we have retards like Shitpuia thinking they're up with the relevant people.
>>123984053
>>123981036
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lwF5WGOZOs
>>123984149
>why did he change his name btw
That was his choice, his previous name was more of a meme name t.bh.
>>123984175
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EvbsJpRVmv
>>123984163
Wow I can't believe you spent $15 to use that hair haha
>>123984186
np, i think if this artist keeps up the huge elezen compilations ill be a pretty big fan
>>123984175
>>123984424
dont do that
>>123984248
底?
>>123984327
>the relevant people.
You are part of the mentality, homie. I've been on the "cutting edge" (lol) on Balmung since 2.0, I know how it is.
>>123984327
And here we have you thinking you're up with the relevant people.
I need your help /xivg/
I've been thinking of going elezen and I saw this picture on the official forums. I've been trying to mimic it but I cant seem to come close. Can anyone help me with the settings?
>>123984387
good shit mate
>>123984424
What's that sound, anon?
>>123983627
Should i fap to you, i kind of want to
>>123984602
i'll leave that to your imagination
>turn in story quest at Miounne's
>get anxious during the cutscene
>feel like I'm being observed somehow
>skip the scene and turn around
>mfw
>>123984473
Hell yeah.I also keep track of some good Elezen artists on Pixiv, hence why I asked the source.
That compilation is some good shit.
>>123984448
Ye dude it was worth it.
anyone on balmung want to erp?
>>123984991
No
>>123984991
do you like c@s...
>>123984991
sure, anon.
>>123981036
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CkuzF0zLWP
>>123984991
Sure. I'm a futa highlander. Tell me where you wanna meet.
>>123985097
>another sub
No thanks
>>123985097
fuck off tofu
>>123984448
>>123984817
>everybody and their dogs have minf hair
>tfw i want it but i keep buying stuff for other people and not having enough for it
bologna
>>123984753
do you have any good artists youd recommend, anon? id love to hear it
>>123985187
>euro
yikes
>>123984817
you dork it was a joke I just spent $12 on a recoloured magitek armour
c'mon keep up man
>>123985187
yuropoor
>>123985208
your loss
>>123985241
It's the Lightning hair all over again.
>>123985097
Ok Tofu, but only if you show me your fat face on Skype.
>>123981036
>no kage avatarfagging
She must've died
>>123982383
Please do not bully mooncats. we are very sensitive :(
>>123985285
tfw didn't notice it until after I posted
bathing leezard
>>123985494
>lightning hair
its weird having it, but im glad i do
>tfw no weapons or anything past pants from event
so jealous..
>>123985481
Literally how? I can pick anyone at random on Balmung and there's almost a 100% chance I'll find a sub. You being a boy does not make you unique.
good afternoon '-'
who reborn buddy here
>>123985657
>tfw ran into 3 people today that claimed to be a switch
>Tell 'em I was a sub
>They stop responding
>>123985657
>thinking i'm any ol deadfish pls use me sub off the street
>liora woke up
Time to break the record of 11 selfies in a row, I guess.
>>123985772
minion is still a lot better
>>123985668
did you dream of your victory in the games
>>123985657
>Not conditioning and shaping your subs.
>Expecting them to work right out of the box.
Lol.
>>123985957
That's not the point I was making...
>>123985657
>tfw rough dom
I don't understand. Why do so many guys like ERPing as women and futa? I'm one of them, but I still don't understand.
>retarded shameless butthurt ugly permavirgins still record their objectively shitty ugly voices and other retarded shameless butthurt ugly permavirgins still listen to their objectively shitty ugly voice recordings anyway
>>123985668
I'm jealous of the fact that you dress like that and nobody blinks an eye.
I want to do that but I can't.
>>123985097
wait is this actually tofu?
>>123985097
MASTURBATE on SKYPE for ME
>>123986248
yeah, that vocaroo recording sounds like the same mic used in his old recordings.
>>123986176
I like the female figure and dicks. At least I don't pretend it's not still gay as fuck.
>>123986176
because men are not physically attractive
>>123986179
trying too hard, this bait is shit
see me after class
>>123983667
your japanese is really bad
>>123986273
why would i do that
>>123973932
i like this
>>123986176
>want to be cuter and do cute things with another girl
>still want to take/give dickings
pretty obv anon
>>123986418
hai
Leveling my WAR 50 now. I have two sets, a VIT set with as much parry as I can get then another with STR acc and focusing DET.
I'll switch between the two depending on the healer.
>>123986063
Oh well.
>>123986392
Sure they are. It's just Balmunger justification from being "gay".
"I like dicks but I don't like men".
Whatever fags.
>>123986565
Okay?
>vjera still hasn't cleared thordan
>>123986565
>a VIT set with as much parry as I can get
lmao
>>123986565
>parry
JUST
>>123986565
>WAR
>as much parry as i can get
why are you wasting your time
>>123986316
remember that thing i said about mental gymnastics last night?
>>123975984
this is why i hate savage players. can you please shut the fuck up and just enjoy the game? fucking masochists
>>123986662
what the fuck is the point of posting those logs
>>123981036
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ijs8AuGfoH
>>123986503
>tincandescent
>>123986662
personally, I only find men attractive when they look like women or have effeminate or androgynous qualities.
>>123986565
parry is literally fucking nothing, stack vit and crit/det together if you want a vit set.
>>123986814
To prove to you that people actually talk to Vjera, I'd guess.
>>123986896
excuse me?
>>123986932
people are retarded, what's new?
>>123986462
Because you're a shameless fucboi
>>123986676
If that's what you want to think.
>>123986814
It's me in the wild, having fun.
>>123986913
At least you're honest. Girly boys and tomboy are OK. I used to be pretty Andro when I wa younger.
>>123986810
>savage players
suave is a savage player, vjera is just an epic 4chin trollz0rz and was shit at the game
Did they not put the ghost costume in the Calamity Salvager? I lost mine some time ago, and I wanted to reclaim it. Do I have to buy it from SE now?
>>123987086
am i supposed to know who this suave is? sounds like a dick.
>>123987063
Despite what I may think or what anyone says about you, I always like the art you post.
>>123987063
No proof of your clear though.
>>123987180
I wonder why.
>>123987252
Maybe if you looked harder instead of shit-posting so hard about me in threads you'd know.
Your fault, not mine.
New Xenosys Vex video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vF_6AJ0CeLY
>tfw FC recruited a bunch of new people and now i have friends to play with and the game is 10x more fun
>>123987421
post clear
>>123987125
It should be there as long as you fully completed the Halloween quest in the year that the ghost costumes were given out. If you didn't complete it/didn't get the achievement, then there's a chance you won't be able to get that shit from the Salvager.
>>123987454
>tfw on a dead server but can't xfer because a friend who has been begging you to play for 2 years is on it
>>123987454
>tfw nobody to play with and bad at making friends
>>123987421
>Maybe if you looked harder instead of shit-posting so hard about me in threads you'd know.
>abloo bloo it's not me it's them everyone is shit at the game and i'm the best
off with you
>>123987454
>can't do regular leveling with a group
Nope it's shit
>>123976332
what crafting top is that, also what hands
that outfit is cute
>>123987421
If you think it's because some do the stuff you post is suggestive, that isn't the sole reason. It has to be good for me to actually like it, and you've posted plenty of non-lewd stuff (like kr0n's art) that I like.
>>123987503
Fugg. I completed one of the quests, decided I didn't need more than one ghost costume, and stopped. RIP ;_;
>>123987579
What server are you on anon?
i drink too much milk this morning and now i'm sick
help
>>123987671
balmung
>tfw Harpuia isn't the dashing futalander you know and love anymore
>>123987454
>FC recruits a bunch of new people and now I have a bunch of random people I don't know begging for me to kick people so they can join farm parties and lurking around my personal house.
>>123987591
its the new BTN AF2(?) set
Are these threads moving faster or is it just me?
>>123987490
Nah, I'll just keep laughing at you shit-posting about.
Maybe if you're on Gilgamesh you'll see me AFK in Limsa at the tree and realize you're wrong.
>>123987586
That has absolutely nothing to do with my post, retard baby.
>>123987610
Ah, I see.
>>123987421
Maybe if you didn't hide your lodestone I could find out.
Or you could show a weapon or something but nah, you'll keep evading as always.
>>123987579
>tfw on the same boat
>Transferred from one medium-sized where I don't talk to anyone to another.
>>123987623
I feel your pain, man. Had the same shit happen to me with the snowman/reindeer costume and the Hoary minion. Was there, got the regular Santa costume but never completed the quest because I play a male character and those costumes look creepy as shit on dudes. Thanks Square.
>thanks squiddy
W T F
>>123987454
>tfw FC recruited a bunch of new people and merged with others
>everyone still sticks to just the few people they know and never help others
Welp.
>>123987591
It's the gathering AF2 top!
>>123986182
you do realize it's for attention, he's probably underage hormone ridden teenager too
>>123987579
>tfw in one of the biggest FCs on my server.
>tfw the only people in it who want to do old content are assholes
who seriously gives a shit about optimal play in old turns?
>>123987989
58!!!
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/12832744/
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/12832744/
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/12832744/
>>123987912
>I'll never be able to shitpost as a ghost in Quarrymill
>>123987579
Ill do stuff with you anon
>>123988040
So? Dressing like a slut looks fun. I just don't want the attention.
This game suxxors my nuttsors,
>>123981036
I have no mic!
>>123988154
im like one trials roulette away from 59
>>123987989
Thanks for the run!
>>123988343
good girl
>>123983770
>Using my teachings for evil instead of good
Koata no
>>123988283
I'll suxxorz your nuttzors until you pwn my throat with your 53m3n, cyberstud
>>123988364
wat the fug
>>123988417
thank
>>123988225
Just brush it off anon.
I dress like a slut 100% of the time and the worst I've ever gotten is someone obviously targeting my character for extended periods of time.actually the worst was in PSO2, where two guys just stood in front of me while I was in a corner, only slightly adjusting their characters to change their camera angle every so often for a good half hour
>>123987790
personal housing is a mistake, it should only be for FCs
>>123988015
FC merges are a mistake every time
>>123988657
I'm in a FC full of normal people so it would be weird.Exodus sucks
>>123988657
or you could have creeps like paks walk up to you and stand there, then send you a tell 2 minutes later saying theyre jerking off to your charactertrue story paks did this to me like 3 times, so fucking creepy
>>123988759
Fuck you shitbird it's my house and get off my fucking lawn.
>>123988794
What the fuck
>standing around near the Esoteric vendor
>group of people airing their drama in public
>they're all female characters acting like high school kids
>trying to humiliate one girl in particular
>ends with linking an image with a male player giving her his number
Isn't it against the rules to publicly reveal real life information of another player?
>>123988036
>BTN only
kill me
fweep
>>123988792
I was in a static full of normie grills and the only comments my slut dress ever achieved was that I should put on more clothes to tank damage more effectively.
a lot of normies don't give a fuck
Post the initials of the person with the cutest voice on /xivg/!
>>123988794
reminds me of the time i was leveling my first 50 and needed qarn so he offered to helpi didnt know him at the time so i invited him and because we were both midlanders wearing the same bliaud everybody thought we were erping
i was nervous so i plug pulled and left the party only to see that he posted a picture of himself with my back to the camera
that was the last time we spoke directly because i had blacklisted him and he posted about how upset the stigma on him made it had for me to not feel creeped out and he logged off to "lay down and cry" (his words) because "he felt sick"
i feelbadfor doin that, but it wasnt out of spite i just panicked.
>>123989003
And I'm in a static full of normie dudes so it's a bit different.
>>123988792
Miss Handlebars?
>>123989068
whatever the initials of horrorcore boy are
>>123988078
That must suck, I'm in a similar type of FC and when I first got there they invited me to whatever runs they could. Hell, at least once a week they try to get everyone through the first/second coil and I get asked to help if I want gear from there.
>>123989068
GET BANNED YOU FUCKER
>>123989138
What are they fucking dudebros playing their first mmo or something?
>>123989163
PLEASE do not remind me of miss handlebars at this moment
>>123989163
No
>>123989256
More or less
>>123988516
I would never, senpai.
>>123989256
>tfw ur guild in burning crusade was all dudebros
never had as much fun in an mmo as those times
>all these people transferring to girugamesh in hopes of getting carried
I'M COMING FOR YOU MOTHER FUCKERS
>got void ark drop and weekly done
>did vanu daily and cactpots
>capped eso
guess it's time to play wow for the rest of the day
Who skypoirate here?
>>123989486
>gilgamesh
the meme server
>>123989489
what are you going to do when you catch me?
>>123986405
>being upset enough to try to play it off like that in the game and beating up the great American people who are not the intended recipient of the month of July weekend
>>123989529
Must be nice being NEET
>>123989489
you should've been 60
>>123989192
It does fucking suck, to the point that I'm not really having fun with the game because I know a majority of the people in my FC who do content are the ones who talk shit about other players in private despite it being old content.
I would understand caring of you were doing pug savage run but these are FC runs of old content.
I'm not even a completely terrible player eirher. I just hate how these people treat others behind their backs.
>>123989563
>you will never have all these cats in a petting harem
>>123989678FUCKYOU REALLY HARD
>>123989563
>>123989301
Why not, Anon?
>>123988036
Harpuia element can't go a single thread without helping someone.
What a gal.
>>123986882
You sound awful.
>>123989732
I live the dream erryday.
>>123989760
slut
>>123989835
that's because it isn't me
>>123989760
:3
>>123989775
if she is truly gone i choose to not be reminded of the grievous loss we have sustained this day
>carvaggio
please just get back to sucking ceveth off and don't post again
>>123988946
I wish they'd make glamour versions of this shit, I want to wear the red scrip miner outfit so bad but tfw literally never
>>123989985
Imagining Carvaggio sucking off Ceveth's midlander makes me hard
>>123989960
Post proof of you then
>>123990076
already did
>>123989950
only 4u
why even bother putting the thing on the inside if it floats?
is my wrist magnetic? is that why its repelled yet attracted?
se please
how do i findlove
>>123990202
ps3 limitations
>>123989985
Here's your reply. Also the other caravaggio posts here all the time.
>>123990298
By not being an autistic fuck
>>123990202
the correct answer is to prevent Gauntlet Clipping with a bulky hand and a thin shield.
>>123990161
where?
>>123990298
Give people fantas.
>>123990347
>Implying it isn't lazy overkill
>>123990298
Your friends love you.
>>123990298
i haven't
i'm lonely
>>123990307
hai
>>123990347
i guess that makes sense for tankroes but my soft highlander arms i guess arent made for pld
So I finally got to 56, this is taking alot longer than I thought it would be a good fit for your time and money to pay the price of the month of July, and then the other hand is not a problem with this one chest and the other side of things to say that I am not a good idea to have to go through college.
>>123990509
What the fuck are you on about?
>>123990509
you lost me
mind rewriting that to make sense?
>>123989969
>>123990340
welp
>>123990418
>tfw used to hand out fantas like candy at a parade
>including giving 20something to sera before she told me im not a friend and cut off all contact
but where's the love
>>123990471
thats not the same
>>123990509
good post
>>123990451
the only thing lazy about it is that the game doesn't simply increase the distance off of your arm the shield rests based on your glove, even at least going by single "thin glove" and "bulky glove" presets.in the end, it doesn't even matter.
>>123990778
So you're looking for sex, not love.
>>123990801
Omg Linkin Park!
I like it was the first to know that I was vacuuming the same as above the rest of my Grimiore cards on the phone with you to know about the future of the month, so I'm having Steven come to the next day or two of the most expensive dlc.
>Thinking about race changing into a handsome roe-man
>Not sure because castery stuff looks a bit uncanny
>Not sure because I'm into girls/traps, and don't wanna be bara'd to death
>Not sure because I'm tiny and I'm cute, and I make job armors look cute
Halp
>>123990778
I love you... like a friend...with benefits...
>>123990778
are you online?
>tfw you make your first million gil
>>123990935
if that was the case id have no problem
>>123991124
you too buddy
>>123991187
nope
>>123991096
Ok, kill yourself.
>>123990801
Bulky gloves, Bulky shield, still inches apart.
>>123990778
give me a fanta
>>123991218
Give me some!
>>123991252
Do you want to kiss dicks later...
>>123991252
Well you have friends who love you and you can get laid.
>>123989798
I do what I can.
>>123991337
come to the lavender beds on balmung
>tfw you have the personality of a brick wall
>could practically feel other people getting exhausted trying to talk to you
>tfw he'll never kiss dicks with you
>you get locked out of LoV if you lose too many games vs players
YOSHI DOES IT AGAIN!
Can bad DPS/Healers that don't DPS/Tanks that can't hold aggro be locked out of DF as well please?
>>123991510
If they keep trying to talk to you still that means they love you anon.
>>123991493
where
>>123991493
I'm at work tho.....
I'll be on in 9hrs....
>>123991535
only if you spawn 0 units aka you intentionally lose
try again,faggot
>>123991535
>Can bad DPS/Healers that don't DPS/Tanks that can't hold aggro be locked out of DF as well please?
Care to try that one more time?
>>123991330
you missed the fanta train, sorry
>>123991374
that sounds gay
>>123991395
theres a hole that those things can never fill
>>123991597
the place is deserted these days, i won't be hard to find
>diadem is so dead now
;_;
>>123991308
>inches
youre making it sound mild, anon
>>123991670
>only if you spawn 0 units aka you intentionally lose
so youre saying you can just feed wins by shitting out a minion and fucking off for like 10 minutes while tabbing in and moving this around so you dont get kicked for inactivity (if thats a thing)?
>>123991786
theres more than one ward, anon
>>123991527
kissing dicks is epic win
Summoning the small cocked highlander
>>123991510
>tfw
>>123991510
just like liora and every single person posting their almost nude character then, the brick wall personality part at least
>>123991535
>healers
>dps
Maybe the dps shouldn't be so shit.
The only thing you're getting from me is aeros and aussies
>>123991527
Hot.
>>123991775
Wanna make a sisterly order FC
>>123991864
i don't dress like a prostitute does that mean i have a great personality
>>123991527
What are you waiting for?
>>123991687
Makes perfect sense, try rereading it.
>>123991825
>theres more than one ward, anon
r-really? how do i get to them?
>>123991786
which ward..
>>123991834
>tfw was prepared to get on my knees as a femboy and suck cocks with another femboy
>two fags bonding with thick members in our faces surrounding us
>but they never showed up so now I lift roegadyn futas in my arms and fuck their ass
listen here nerds
i'm deliriously tired and i am on the prowl for some internet video game sluts preferably on the gilgamesh server
where the FUCK they at
alternatively void ark or expert.
>>123992140
find out where the plot youre talking about is by examining the nearest placard
to get to a different ward (if youve done the residential district quest or are at the npc) select a different ward on the left instead of just zoning in
>>123992261
/t Emina Sha'ressa
>>123992186
>tfw you could have been the other femboy
>>123992261
>Au ra using face 3.
>Getting some.
Nah, bruv. Shit's the worst.
>>123992186
>Being gay.
>>123992068are you on balmung?
>>123991510
>Only know how to be an obnoxious dickbag or a boring shit.
>People either hate me because I'm a dick or don't want to talk to me because I'm boring.
>Every time I try to be friendly or normal it just makes everything awkward.
>>123992186
>implying you could lift one
>implying you would be the one doing the fucking
>>123992261
I want sinners to leave.
I want heretics to leave.
I want dragons to leave.
>tfw too shy to find anyone to fuck my catgirls's butt
>>123992408
Yeah PSTP'roci Tia
>>123991775
h-hah yeah it was just a joke no homo lol...
>>123992142
first i need to confirm something
do you like midlanders...
>>123991805
This is how much I care about diadem now.
>>123992574
You said you were looking for love, not sex
>>123992574
yes
>>123992542
>nobody will put baby oil on my ash cat feet
why do i even bother living bros
>>123992339
she told me to lick her ass earlier and said she liked being rimmed
i said "what the fuck"
>>123992387
nah it's pretty alright
>>123992645
but it eventually leads to that, anon
>>123992757
did you oblige her?
>>123992724
youre getting progressively worse,bud.
>>123992012
im already in a top secret fc :(
>>123992553
oh... thats too bad...
>>123992757
>she told me to lick her ass earlier and said she liked being rimmed
So basically what she tells everyone
>>123992724
That's reserved for c@s whohit 60
>>123992879
what... do you want to do something like that...
Meanwhile on Lich, Chaos Data Centre, 2117 Hours Server Time
>EXDR
>arboretum
>every single time
>>123992850
some guy posted it a few days ago LOL
>>123992920
She's obsessed with anal. It's becauseher sex reassignment surgery was botched and her vagina looks like a Manhattan pothole.
>>123991775
Maybe you're just not open enough with your friends.
>>123992990
>tfw literally only done Pharos hard twice since 3.1 because of this.
>>123992990
i love arboretum
pharos is meh
>tfw they wont notice when you're gone
>>123991510
>Tfw only redeeming part about my personality is my humor.
>Loud and extroverted to people I know.
>Anxious as fuck talking to people I don't know, generally don't make new friends because I don't reach out to people.
>What little people I do meet, I tend to lose contact with extremely fast because I'm so nervous talking to them that I cut off contact as soon I can.
Just fuck me up.
>>123993443
are you me
>>123992757
Lmao. But really though, change those goofy boots.
>>123993104
Nah, my vagina is pristine. No hanging bits, even lips, straight slit, tighter than a vice grip.
I didn't spend all that money to not get quality. Meltzer treated me well.
>>123992920
Nah, that's kissing my feet.
>>123992724
>feet
give butt
>>123992951
idk maybe... only if it involves feminine dicks
>>123993115
ive been punished every time ive been that open with someone
so i built these indestructible walls that guard an empty room where my hearts supposed to be
>>123993443
same tbvh
>>123993586
i'll put a ribbon on mine... okay...?
>>123993586
no, you're just an asshole to people you're close to.
>>123992045
No, but your personality doesn't revolve around your internet avatar's sexuality. It isn't the only visible facet of who you are. That's already a winner when compared to people who do nothing but post their characters in skimpy outfits in an effort to get some random anons to masturbate.
so how was 3.1? quit months ago
prolly gonna reseub 4.0
>>123993574
what
>>123993925
3.1 was garbage
>>123993696
ill have to see it before i decide
>>123993820
are you one of them
LF HW+ (51+) leveling buddies leveling buds on excal/primal
>>123992990
>tfw I only really get Pharos
I prefer it that way too
>>123994141
step on me
>>123992724
bb i can rub oil onDEEZ NUTS
>>123993953
Did you count how many avatars you posted in this thread? 36. Can you please control yourself? It will be 37 after your inevitable reply to this post.
>>123993498
I might be. Do you also really wanna make more friends but you're so afraid people will think you're weird/exhausting that you don't make friends at all? Do you also converse to people you just met in a very forced and awkward manner even though that's really not how you are?This shit's the worst, I just wanna make friends but this shit anxiety fucks me up every time.
>>123992974
am i on reddit?
>tfw you have no idea how far someone wants to go comfortably and risk ruining your friendship if you try
just
>>123993524
>Nah, my vagina is pristine. No hanging bits, even lips, straight slit, tighter than a vice grip.
How big of a dick can you take before its lack of natural elasticity that a real vagina has becomes an issue? What does it smell like?
>>123994161
it feels faster idk why
I just started playing again after a long time, 2.1 was when I last played I think.
Any active, friendly RP fcs out there? I got to relearn everything.
>>123994204
do youwant to be friends?
>>123994116
was
>>123992724
Hmm, well that can be arranged.
Can you come to Balmung?I'd love to show you my dungeon.
>>123992821
i don't eat ass
>>123992920
she was kidding i think idc lol
>>123993524
like honestly lets fight
>>123994325
Do yourself a good turn and stay away from 4chan FCs, I beg you
>>123994116
do you want to see... it....
>>123993443
is this a certainpldplayer...
>>123994141
>leveling buds twice
durr hurr
>>123994167
cease
>>123994325
cute, you should be my gf
>>123994502
Why?
>>123994447
>i don't eat ass
i like you less now
>>123994184
u are fucking pushin me 2 the fuckine dge right now say tht again mother fucker aRGGGGGG
>>123994404
no i cant come to blamung
>>123994296
spuki...
>>123993953
Let me put some baby oil on ur ash butt
>>123994590
That's a shame.Post feet for me either way.
>>123994585
Look at this thread
>>123994590
is it because you'll get banned again
>>123994326Yes.Though I doubt we're on the same server and even now, being anonymous, I feel awkward as fuck.
>>123994554
I'm actually aWAR. And I never posted my character on here, nor am I involved in any /xivg/ FCs. So I don't think I am who you might be thinking of, sorry.
>>123994392
we either werent as close as you thought or youre the person who triggered my brain problems hard
if the latter im (still) sorry for that
>>123994541
show me
>>123994585
>>123994325
What server?
>>123994572
I'm a cat burglar, I might steal your heart!
>>123994776
Seems like I will fit in well.
>>123994307
Vaginas don't have "elasticity", it's literally just musculature, which I have but not 1:1. Anyway, I don't know because I haven't used a larger Stent when dilating.
Fresh, because I take care of my body. What kind of question is this.
>>123994447
1v1 me in WoW.
>>123993586
>ive been punished every time ive been that open with someone
Legitimately can't tell if you're serious. And by open do you mean confessing to them, because that's not exactly what I meant.
>>123994838Server? steam maybe?
>>123994646
baby oil u say....?
>>123994695
here is a pic of my feet plz dont share with anyone else
>>123994792
no, i'm not gonna leave ayase
>>123994447
>I don't eat ass
Everyone who plays this game eats shit, why not get it from the source
>>123994624
not me.i learned my lesson okay...
>>123994838
oh your post sounded REALLYVlike someone i know. you seem cool though.
>>123994948
>no, i'm not gonna leave ayase
you mean like he left you when he had to play the actual game and not fuck around with a shitter (you)
>>123994889
i wouldn't mind having my heart stolen by a cutie like you
>>123994869
right here...?
>>123995047
ok lol
>>123994871
Currently gilgamesh, but I'm willing to transfer as my old fc is mostly dead.
>>123994889
Oh, you're an erper. Nevermind, you'll fit right in
Whisper Proci Nebluda, Muscle Wizard, Jessica Carmine, Harpuia Rivers or Liora Naeblis
>123995143
>>123995143
grumble grumble
>>123995143
>123995143
>>123973784
I HAVE A QUESTION. IM A 35 PLD.
IS CRAFTING WORTH IT?
NOW IM A 18 MINER AND 14 BSM.
IM GONNA GET ARMORER TOO FOR FUN!
ARE THESE GOOD IDEAS?
THOTS?
>>123995047
Or when he left shyvana and removed him on steam because he couldn't be fucked to deal with his shit.
Several times.
>>123994907
i didnt mean confessing, just being open and getting close with people in general
>>123995080
im waiting
>>123995130
Anyone wanna dress up as a nun tommow morning for reasons
>>123994928
Cerberus.I'm a bit too anxious to post my steam in the thread!
>>123995004
That is kind of you to say, thanks anon.
>>123995285
that's too much to post here...
>>123995285
I'm sorry to hear that, that is pretty rough. Everyone needs someone they can be open with.
>>123995361[email protected]
Toss the steam here, friend!
>>123995361
>Cerberus
Where do you hang out?
>>123973784
Does /vg/ have a FC?
can someone pls queue for brayflox hm in progress
or 50 roulette
>>123994906
>Vaginas don't have "elasticity",
The vaginal musculature is specialized to be very elastic, google it.
> Fresh, because I take care of my body. What kind of question is this.
It wasn't meant in an offensive way, just curious as you don't secrete the same fluids nor have the same vaginal flora a natural woman has.
>>123995670
check op pastebin, silly.
>>123995227
wait til youre max anon, its a good timekiller but id save your money, rested exp, and time for later
btw fucking move you mongs
>>123995196
>>123995705
nvm got 1
>>123995174
>Liora Naeblis
Sadly, Liora does not ERP.
>>123995789
thanks anon, I love you
>>123995746
I was thinking elastic in a more literally as lense but anyway, I can stretch to accommodate things just fine.
And I know, it's just a weird question. I've never had a scent issue at all and the one person who's been around it said it was just neutral like my natural body scent/whatever I wash myself with.
>>123986896
underrated post
>leave relic weapon on for 3/4 the dungeon
>get a commend at the end
wtf
>>123996547
Do you think that was the original intent of the file name?
What's the addon that tells you about hunt spawns in the chat log ect?
MISS HANDLEBARS WHERE ARE YOU
>>123973932
What are those cool ass wings of light? Is that a class skill? Is it a cosmetic or something? If it's the latter, can I change it to pink so I can be the V2 Gundam?
>>123997447
guildwork app
MIGRATE
ALREADY
>123995143
>>123995143
>>123995143
>123995143
>>123996858
>be MCH
>get 3 rec
It's because i'm a lala right ?
>>123997584
Pls, let it go. She's dead. If you want, you could maybe go to the spot she drowned herself in and find yourself a fresh corpse to do whatever it is you wanted to do with her.
>>123997663
It's an item you get from EB'ing. It works like sparklers.
>>123997240
o shit I didn't notice, I only quickly skimmed while sifting through the erp shit
it has to be
>tfw your mistake makes the party wipe & leave
>>123997816
Wasn't my mistake they couldn't be bothered to explain what the fuck they meant by "laser".
why are people still posting in old thread
>>123998075
Because there are discussions that don't really need to be carried over to the next one but are still not completely dead