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I love Callie
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>>123895943
OCTO
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whoa, fresh thread
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Marie! Marie is the best!
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Cure squidboy fights off the approaching cold season the best he can.
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>>123896165
Same
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remember what happens when you order gear
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Shop articles will reset in 30min?
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>>123896360
that woomy is dead
he killed her
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>>123896249
>>123896165
why the fuck would you
marie is a rapist and callie is a nazi
vote for the octoling, famm
best ass by a nautical mile
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>>123896360
why the fuck would someone make this
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>>123896360
everytime you savescum god kiils a woomy
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>>123896593
because spykes jewing
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>>123895832
>tfw no woomy to warm your hands with her tentacles
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>>123896489
>voting for thieves
Sticking with the best tentacles in town
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>>123896795
how about i slap those floppy penises you call tentacles right off ya 'ead m8
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>>123896941
Crawl back underground you degenerate species
This is our sunlight, not yours
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Sailor here
Ggs scarth lobby
My sister will taking over for me
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>>123897170
I want to see Callie and Marie putting octoscum to death
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>>123897170
don't be mean
they're petite
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FUCK CALLIE
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>>123896941
Don't forget who lost the Great Turf War
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>>123897319
-Marie
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>>123895956
They reset at midnight your time
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>>123897319
I'd fuck Callie
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hey /ink/,where are you from?
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>burgers vs pizza
>plaza is already mostly pizza
Welp sorry again marie but it looks like i'm a burger king.
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>>123897190
Ggs man thanks for playing
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>>123897760
the bed your dad used to sleep in, bitch
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>>123896612
Also, certain specials charge faster than others
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Sell me this weapon, /ink/.
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>>123897760
inkopolis
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I want to marie Marie's Maries!
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>>123897828
Yes I know but this is mainly for Bubbler which is 180. That value can easily be changed in the calcs though. Or adding a column for 160 200 and 220
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>>123897839
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>>123897839
It comes with a free warranty over three years.
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>>123897760Tennessee
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>>123897760
Greetings from Germany
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>>123897383
>>123897286
>>123897170
put 'em up filthy whores
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rainy there is not enough squidbagging going on
are you sick?
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>>123897839
flashbang yourself into blindness for only 13400 pesos
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>>123897760
Parts unknown
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>>123897760
mexico
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>>123897760Ireland
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>Port Mackerel
Threw off my groove.
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>>123897760
Tacoland
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>>123897839
It does a shitty job at killing those hard to remove stains.
Needs some oxi clean.
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>>123897760
Austria
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>>123898126
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>>123897760
Connecticut.
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splattershot pro buffs when
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>>123897760
UK.
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>>123898886
it's already good
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>>123897760
englewood
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>>123897760
Florida
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>>123898886
if they gave it bomb rush over inkstrike it'd be 100% perfect
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>>123898886
Never. Worse ink consumption than gals and does everything worse then them.
>>123898965
In what world?
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>>123897760
Austria
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>>123897760
Putinland
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>>123897760
'muricas hat
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>>123898950
>Britkeks are Octoling posters
Shouldve seen it coming
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>actually thinking ssp is bad
well, it is for pros :^)
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Is Dual Squelcher worth over standard Jet Squelcher?
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>>123899130
They're cute
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>>123899026
>123899026
It was worse ink consumption than the gals? That....that doesn't make sense.
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i want to cum on callie's tentacles
i love callie so much
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>>123898821
... Wanna buysome meth?
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>>123897760
California
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>>123897760
Tohsaka's anus
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any squads up?
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>>123897760
ロンドン
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Hosting Squads again!
Any rank/weapon welcome.
NNID IAMUSORRY
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>>123899484
iktfb
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>>123899824
added
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>>123899824
added
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>>123897760
England
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>>123899824
can i fuck around?
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>>123899042Bundesland?
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>>123899334
Jet Squelcher for Range, Dual Squelcher for fire rate.
And seeing how popular opinion is on Range (E-Liter) vs Fire Rate (Aerospray), the Jet Squelcher probably is going to be the better one.
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>>123900126
Ok thanks
I love my Jet Squelcher too much anyways
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>>123898886
SSP is decent, Forge SSP is demolished by the existence of H-3D
Ink efficiency is the biggest problem of SSP (even after the 2.2 buffs)
I've picked up the H-3 line instead, more demanding of accuracy but better stats everywhere else.
>>123899382
It burns less per shot but the fire-rate (same as Jet Squelcher) means it sucks down ink much faster
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I WANT TO FUCK AN INKLING!
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>>123899950
>>123900012
Accepted.
>>123900042
Yes.
Squad full now.
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>>123899334
Dual Squelcher is better if you want a well rounded weapon with 3.2 range, Jet Squelcher is entirely about range advantage.
Custom Dual Squelcher is fierce for TC and large maps like Moray Towers, Camp Triggerfish and Urchin Underpass
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>>123900439
>you will never fuck an inkling
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>>123900463
You gonna set up that squad or are you waiting for something?
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Scarth disabling emoticons on his channel when
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>>123900863
>inklings don't even exist
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>>123899824
Too late, but added.
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>>123900948
>squad full
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>>123900948
Squad is ongoing right now, someone took your spot it seems.
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>>123901082
Well I'll be fucked. I guess I'll try again if anybody else hosts.
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God don't you just love defeating a bunch of clantaggers with a random team assembled from /ink/
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>>123900439
you post this every day, but it seems more to be in order to be annoying than because of passion to your cause.
disgusting.
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7/8 Scarth lobby
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>SZ skatepark/camp in about 8 hours
>have to choose between getting fucked by close quarter weapons at skatepark or getting fucked by longer range weapons at camp
this will be a unique kind of hell
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>>123901229
were they japs? it always feels great to destroy japstacks
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WORST COUPLE
O
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S
T
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>3/3
>1/1
at least its positive
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>>123901459
don't worry, I sexed his Marie
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>want to get into squads or privates battles
>they are either full or noexistent
Might as well set up one.
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>Going against an E-liter-3K
>Charger-type weapons don't cover as much turf as the Shooter or Roller weapon types. If the player with the weapon is camping, they are essentially not contributing in Turf War. If possible, use another route to continue progressing whilst they do nothing. Alternatively, splat them from behind whilst they are looking down the scope. Short-range is a charger's nightmare. If the charger is locking down a choke-hold, lay down ink and rush with your teammates or use Sub Weapons or Special Weapons to get them to move.
>If the player with the weapon is camping, they are essentially not contributing in Turf War.
>Using an E-Liter in Turf War with the intention of inking turf.
>If possible, use another route to continue progressing whilst they do nothing.
>use another route
>whilst they do nothing
>splat them from behind whilst they are looking down the scope
>as if people don't damage up away the need to use the scope for KO damage.
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Guilty
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>>123901239
Oh, I do want to FUCK an inkling, real bad my man.
It's my lifelong dream.Also, sometimes somebody else posts it, but it's my 90% of the time
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>>123902037
do it
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>>123901553
good work
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Sorry lobby, dinner smells so good I can't focus on what I'm doing.
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>>123902073
What
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>>123902148
>mfw I've done this in a TW before
What have I done?
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>>123902225
>food johns
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What are these inklings doing?
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>>123902516
calling cops
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>>123902516
not spoilering is what they're doing.
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>>123902585
It doesn't look like they're calling the cops at all. You blind?
She's giving him her ink, that's all
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>>123902585
That woomy is 18
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>>123902171
I would love to, but not just with you and me. If more people appear and care enough for it, I would set up one.
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>>123902735
She only has to be 14 to be fully mature for her species, and considering she's holding that human form, it's safe to say she's that age or over.
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>>123899815
gave me a chuckle
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>>123902832
i'd definitely joinafter i finish eating
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>>123902920
why are you banning yourself?
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>>123902832
ill join
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>>123902920
moar
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>>123902865
you only have to be 14 to be fully mature for humans
stop this meme
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7/8 scarth lobby
Ggs
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>>123902431
I'm really feeling it, I haven't eaten all day.
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>>123903116
That's notalwaystrue.
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Kill all pedophiles
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>>123903116
You're so autistic that you misinterpret the context "mature" was used in
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I honestly cannot believe we lost that last match @Sorry squad.
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Best piece of 1 star gear? Is it the starting headband?
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>>123903273
Loli is all
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>>123903285
which is...
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>>123902832
well i'll join whenever you start a lobby or squad
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>>123903273
fixed it for you
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>>123903463
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NO NOSE
O
N
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S
E
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>>123903620
you can poke with three fingers at once!
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>>123903389
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>>123903727
I gotchu senpai
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>>123903389
Tinted Shades obviously
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>>123904058
God I'm so hard now. I want Marie's nose shoved up my urethra
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>>123904058
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>>123904178
and then want her to sneeze while you're cumming so your semen goes all the way back again?
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Noob here. Just got into online and I feel pretty comfortable. Got to level 3 in just 3 or 4 matches. Regardless, what should my first purchase in the store be insofar as gear? What are the priorities for a hyper offense character?
I tried playing support, but we had like 3 other support guys so I had to play offense, but we dominated that way. All the teams I played were like this.
~I have 3500 coins right now but I'm willing to grind
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>>123904058
>giving them FKMT noses
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>>123904321
semen going back up my dick is my fetish
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>>123904404
All damage up all day.
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>>123904404
Hyper offense would probably, honestly, still to stick with your Splattershot Jr. That Bubbler can allow you to just get right in so many faces and slap their shit.
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Has anyone made an English version of this yet
I can read it but I think it would be nice to have English text
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>>123903389
I like Sage Polo, to be honest.
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Dinner's ready, I'm out. Enjoy that 3v4, lobby.
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>>123904404
make sure to play single player at first to get used to motion controls
before buying gear i suggest to buy weapons to learn how to use them early on.
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Why the fuck is finding opponent squad so hard right now
We actually almost timed out in the squad waiting room
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>>123904526
yeah i kinda guessed that already
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7/8 Scarth lobby
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>>123904743
Ggs thanks for playing
7/8 scarth lobby
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>>123904676
I can translate that template for you if you want and post an image of it. Would you like that? It's pretty autistic, though.
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>>123903273
>actually thinking this is any less pedo
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>>123904676
what is that thing, something like that "squid/soundtrack/waifu" template from a while back?
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>>123905069
I can already translate it, I was just wondering if there was such a version
Not like I could draw my squid to put on there, anyway
>>123905247
Not really, it's about the squid, and not the artist
It's actually a pretty popular template on pixiv
In general, Inkling OCs are very popular among the Japanese
A significantly large portion of Splatoon artists have at least one, if not more
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SPLATOONISFUN!!!
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>>123905482
Holy fug
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>Amiibo challenges are just the same levels with a different weapon.
That's very disappointing.
I'm glad I didn't buy any Amiibo and just borrowed them.
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>>123904404
Get Ink Resist shoes ASAP, getting stuck in enemy ink(/glue) without it is absolute hell.
You can play without Ink Resist but it's several times less fun, especially when using a swim heavy build.
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Wish i had money to order that shit
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ggs lobby
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>>123905889
you don't have 100k?
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Well, GG to everyone that was in Scarth's lobby.
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>>123905956
no i literally played splatfests only in last 2 months
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>He wears a Safari/Fisherman's hat when using a Splattershot
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>>123905896
>>123905978
Ggs guys thanks for playing
>>123905889
The most you'd be paying is 100k which is about 3 rolls or maybe a couple hours play
Your best bet is to hope for a 2/3 delivery then scum it, it'll take a while but if you really like it its worth it. You'd pay 50k for 2/3 slots
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>>123905508
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>playing some tw to pass time
>all english names so far
>at least one dc per match
haha wow
i was wondering why my team was so awful, then i realized it was a 2v3
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>>123904404
>what should my first purchase in the store be insofar as gear?
Whatever looks freshest. What you buy early on will hardly matter when you can't buy anything because the stores won't stock the gear you're missing.
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are the servers dying for anyone else atm?
>try play any matches
>dc from all of them
>eshop and other games work online fine
>only splatoon
fucking hell just let me play
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>>123905708
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>>123905840
I mean, you buy them to have the figures. Usually people don't have the option to just borrow them, otherwise everyone who doesn't want the figures would.
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>>123905840
The squid amiibo's challenges could have been actually a lot of fun if they weren't so damn easy. Time attack is a cool idea but when you have unlimited Kraken it becomes a joke.
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>>123905881
Most weapons piss so much ink at your feet it isn't necessary
and burst bombs
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>>123905840
>Amiibo challenges are new levels that can't be accessed without them.
That's very disappointing
Why is Nintendo locking away content on the disc I paid for behind their money-grabbing toys?
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I swear we are fighting the same squads. Is it the rank difference?
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I love the Bamboozler!
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>>123905978
Thanks for triggering me anon. The pain still stings.
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>>123906393
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>>123906698
Savage
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the sloshing machine is kinda fun i guess. why do some of the hit sounds sound like a blaster direct hit though?
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>>123907001
Because they were direct hits
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>>123907001
It's essentially a Rapid Blaster made into a bucket, including outrageously bright flash on direct-hit.
It feels like the devs nerfed it before releasing it, needs 1-shot on direct hit and/or more range.
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>>123907001
>why do some of the hit sounds sound like a direct hit?
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Last one for me SORRY squad. Gotta go work on my car
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>>123907198
it's just confusing me because the regular sloshers don't have that sound (or do they?). i wish this thing could one-shot with a direct hit like some blasters.
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>>123907292
>one shot bucket
No, and go fuck yourself.
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>>123906045
what the fuck man
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>>123907341
yeah i admit that was a dumb way to word my idiot question
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>>123907292
>needs 1-shot on direct hit
Carbon/Krak On Roller 3.0 with Range and Vert drop damage.
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>>123907348
gg, later
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>>123907348
I'll take his place
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>>123907396
Sloshers are sloshers and that thing is a very weak blaster masked as slosher
>>123905840
I'm actually okay with those, so hilariously broken. Doubt octavio with charger will be fun but whatever
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>>123907396
>i wish this thing could one-shot with a direct hit like some blasters.
I agree with this once its ink consumption is ramped up, its range is ramped down and its fire rate slows down.
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>>123907854
It's actually easier than you might think. Chargers are only hard to use because Inklings are so small and move around so fast.
DJ Octavio with a roller on the other hand...
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>>123897839
It's fun.
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>>123907881
Now you're just building a low spread Dynamo Roller, or actually that's pretty much a laserless charger that can attack over walls. No thanks.
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>>123907854
Octavio is more fun with a charger. Even more so with a roller.
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>>123907396
More range and reducing the brightness of the direct-hit flash is the better option, lets it actually use the vertical drop at max range instead of being shit on horribly by Slosher standard in every way.
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>>123907292
Splash damage + direct is enough to kill as long as they're not running +3 defense, it's fine as a support weapon
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wait
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>>123907854
play ganonball with octavio
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>>123908029
octavio with roller was piss easy
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>>123908341
Well yeah, anyone who had trouble with him didn't bother hiding in the ink.
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>>123905840
Limited ink was really challenging
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>>123908220
It's easier to aim, but Rapid Blaster can reach 99.9 on direct hits (often 1-shots) and packs Suction Bombs for more fearsome support.
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>>123907854
i suppose its ink spread should've given that away. i'm not always the brightest bulb, ha...
i found the charger challenges to be super easy, but the roller challenges pissed me off so badly because i'm bad at rollers.
>>123907881
yeah that's one more thing i didn't think through before i posted it... maybe since this thing is some sort of weird slosher-blaster hybrid, they could at some point release a "heavy duty" sloshing machine that has those characteristics. :^)
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What skills do i need on kelp/splat charger? Training wheels are welcome
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>>123907854
>>123907292
From what I can tell, it doesn't actually have a blast radius of any sort, it's the spiral behind it that makes it seem that way. If you hit someone with the actual projectile then it registers as a direct hit, but if it just barely whiffs by someone then it'll hit with the spiral behind it. Guess that's why it seems like a blast of some sort.
I guess that's probably why it has a lower fire-rate than the rapid blaster, because the rapid blaster only has AoE at its maximum range, while the Sloshing Machine's AoE occurs at any range. Less aiming involved that way.
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>>123908698
ink recovery, mostly
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>>123908591
Limited ink DJ Octavio battle when?
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>>123908484
>hiding in the ink
>not absolutely squidding at all for the entire battleuntil you actually need to
Fag
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>>123908787
>Limited ink DJ Octavio battle
The reward better be 100 gold snails that let you reroll main abilities
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>>123908651
How do you even bad at rollers, basic jump flick spam devastates shit
>>123908780
how much? Do i need attack ups?
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>>123908909
Just give me the Hero Shot to use Online and I'm good. It'd be like the Jetsquelcher, Gal and Aerospray having a baby.
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>>123908817
Yes yes, we can all see how big your dick is, I can beat him without hiding too.
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>>123908651
The Roller challenges are about the same as playing Rollers at launch, except with more flicking.
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HAha squadding agaisnt the same guys and win 3 times in a row!
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>>123909161
>upgraded hero shot online
please no
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>>123908787
>Limited ink DJ Octavio battle
>Not limited ink DJ Octavio battlewith a roller, no grenades, and one life
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>>123908341
The only trouble I had was hitting back the fast hipster bomb. If I didn't time the swing right.
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>>123909035
attk ups are a nice bonus if you dont wanna full charge erry time, but chargers are ink hogs and their secondaries are even worse
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>>123908817
>you will never relive Octavio again
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Post favorite guns
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NNID:Shikinouta
TW drop ins welcome
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>>123909263
It won't have a special but will allow you to switch between Burst/Splat bombs and Seeker.
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>>123909326
>limited ink, time attack DJ Octavio battle with a dynamo roller, suction bombs, no special cans to refill ink, no armour and one life with no checkpoints to regain lives.
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Seeting lobby. Anything is allowed.
NNID isLoguetta.
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>that splat bomb as we were both flicking
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>>123909534
Why would you ever want to use burst bombs
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>>123909482
>That hype music when his music gets hijacked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4k1NdUEUP4
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>>123909675
Nevermind, join this one.
>>123909520
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>>123909507
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>>123909779
...thanks for the link?
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>>123909520
Samurai Champloo?
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>>123909717
They aren't bad. Those are also the three subs available to you in SP.
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>>123909507
Started using it recently and can't stop, it's a more demanding upgrade to the .96 Gal/SSP lines.
Disintegrating targets with 100% accuracy bursts is too good.
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>>123909520
Lobby or squad? Friend request sent
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>>123909848
Convince me that they're better than splat bombs
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>>123909507
burst bomb version is probably cool too but i like this one
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>>123909507
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>>123909249
Absolutely crushed them that last match even. Also making quite the win-streak by now.
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>>123909823
The MG is objectively better.
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>>123910185
Am I high
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>>123910053
I mean that's situational.
I guess when the enemy can see you and know to avoid Splat bombs.
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>>123910185
FREE MONEEEEEY
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Guys, how am I supposed to get used to motion controls?
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>>123910281
Unless it's Turf War where the RG wins out with Inkstrike.
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>>123910410
by playing the game
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>>123910410
You__________gitgud
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>>123909534
Still more broken than all the weapons combimed
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>>123910410
Ranked Battle S+ Tower Control matches.
Single Player is for squibs who want large slow moving targets.
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>>123910415
Unless its splatfest, then the regular .96 gal is superior
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>>123910509
All the better to take down the E-Liter 3K Scopers.
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>>123910509
What would its damage per shot be?
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>>123910410
Do the singleplayer
It's not the same as online but you will learn the controls
Advanced strats come after the basics
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>>123910185
i have never won games like this before, is this what teamwork feels like?
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>>123909507
>.52 Gal Deco
Best Gal
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>>123910772
No, it's just that we're getting underranked or imcomplete teams. It shouldn't be that easy. But hey, it's free cash and free rank!
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Ain't seeing any squads or lobbies.Bum_Nugglersquad is up, if there's enough people I'll switch to a private lobby.
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>>123910696
Same as tentakek but with aeromeme fire speed and consumption (maybe even faster) and multiple improved bombs
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>>123910768
I've been playing since the game was released, I just always played with analog and I'm getting wrecked by people who can actually turn reliably.
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>>123910641
Depends on the stage selection.
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>>123910853
Would prefer lobby, but whatever
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>>123909837
MY NIGGA
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Ok, now THAT was teamwork!
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>>123910872
>maybe even faster
yes, it's faster.
I'd love to see one online just to see it lag the match to death and every game end in DCs
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>>123910879
It's impressive how you've been using that for so long
I don't know how you can recondition yourself other than practicing to be honest
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WHERE ARE THE EMAILS
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>>123911097
can't wait for the raviolis
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>>123911097
>>123911184
I might've given the wrong time, sorry, I'll start sending them out in about 1 hour but it'll take a little while because I need to RNG everyone a giftee and then manually write the email.
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>>123911097
They're being sent out one at a time aren't they? Could take a while, got my email open and waiting.
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>>123909507
>bullshit all the time with Seekers to make up for Carbon's shit splat potential
>nobody ever complains about being splatted by Seekers
>can splat three people in quick succession with Seeker Rush often
I mean, it's no Inkzooka, but I have access to it at all times. How does nobody call this stuff a crutch like they do with literally everything else? Is it just since they're so rare? I feel like I found a loophole.
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>>123897760TENNESSEE
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>>123910872
>Hero Burst Bomb
Increased Damage
>Hero Splat Bomb
Shorter Fuse
>Hero Seeker
Faster movement
and all of them have increased radius
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>>123909679
I was too excited because they were all echo-located. It was our undoing.
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>>123910853
I prefer lobby, but eh.
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>>123910853
still hiring?
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>>123911517
Is this supposed to be impressive?
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>>123909507
Hail Hydra.
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>>123911305
>a crutch
it only becomes that when it's proved itself enough that everybody uses it and thus counters are created for it which causes the people who jumped on the wagon to be disadvantaged by having to adapt and break their old habits which die hard.
Like the Aerospray top scoring in Turf War so frequently leading to everyone wanting to use it.
Or the Krak-On top killing with its campy instasplat playstyle with Kraken panic button.
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>>123910929
I hope we get hammerhead bridge again
That shit rocked
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>>123911653
Nope, how many people got keked? I'll switch to private lobby if we have enough for 3v3.
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>>123909507
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>>123911942
we're getting mall
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ggs sorry squad I gotta go
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>>123911517
They were down a guy.
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>>123912018
GG friend
IAMUSORRY squad has 1 slow open now.
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>>123912018
aight, ggs
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>>123909507
I think it's my new favorite equal
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>>123911983
Just
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>>123911983
>>123911942
I just want Flounder Heights and new Urchin Underpass. Those are my least played maps.
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>>123911883
Here I just thought crutch meant something you overly rely upon, which is definitely what Seekers are becoming to me. Why risk going no range against people to flick, when I can just safely take them out from a distance and use my roller exclusively for inking turf and mobility.
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>>123912274
WHAT IFmahi-mahi resort
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Burg
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>>123912274
I want the new resort map already.
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>>123912161
>>123911719
-justimpressive
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>>123906257
Annie is so cute, the way she fixes her glasses after you jump to her shop is the best.
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>>123912304
The value of seekers go out the window when opponents jump over them, Seeker Rush gets rid of that problem somewhat.
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>>123912393
you might be waiting till the next japfest for it
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3/4 BumNuggler's squad.
>>123912018
Thanks for playing. GG.
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>>123912018
GGs. How many points did you get? I saw you rank up a few times at-least.
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>>123912457
People forget you can aim seekers. Nothing more fun than seeing your seeker turn a corner and splatting someone.
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>>123912457
I've learned that if your opponent is higher than you on a ramp, sending a Seeker up in their direction tends to catch them by surprise, and even if they jump it gets them sometimes because elevation shenanigans. It's weird in that it's one of the few things in the game where being at lower ground gives you the advantage.
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>>123912369
I did a transformative work.
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>>123897760
California, USA
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>>123912668
good job
but i only care about the burg
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>>123897760
New zealand
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>>123897760
Chitown
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>>123912369
>>123912668
What if Callie and Marie were burgers?
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>>123913263
The exact same
Callie would be perfect, and Marie would be shit
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God damn it, Flippy.
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>>123897760
Chicago suburbs.
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>>123912523
Still 3/4. pls join.
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Did Callie win the BurgervPizza? I couldn't play but I always root for her.
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Alright GGs squad, we got far but i should be going now.
You should join Bums squad.
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Sorry squad, I'mma join Bumnuggler's for a while. GGs
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>>123913673
Splatfest is this week, 4 more days.
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>>123913673
um..
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>>123913673
Here's your "(You)".
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>>123912835
>>123913531
Good for travelers?
Next time I go to the US I want to go to the East Coast, only really been to West Coast before.
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>>123913673
are you from the future?!
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>>123913790
Then I think you want to hit New York instead.
You would miss out on the best pizza though.
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>>123913892
>Lasagna in crust
>Best pizza
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>>123910185
was this supposed to be impressive?
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>>123912523
sent
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>>123914004
Chicago thin crust still blows out New York
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>>123913790
It's okay.
There's stuff to do here, and we have some pretty good pizza, deep dish and thin crust.
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Get fucked crutch clan!
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>>123912528
yeah. 3 ranks, its was a really good run
GGs
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>>123913892
Would probably be going to NY anyway, I generally try to visit multiple places when traveling internationally like that. Maine would be nice too, I'm into photography and it seems to be the type of place I like.
>>123914171
>>123914115
>best pizza
You've sold me already.
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why do people from chicago always talk about the pizza when they get asked about chicago
is chicago really shitty enough to have pizza be the best thing there
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>>123914305
Navy Pier is nice.
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>>123914305
I think it's just instinctual, you have to mention the pizza for some reason.
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>>123914305
Well I mean, what else is Chicago known for? Wind and gays?
Not great conversation starters.
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>>123914636
>gays?
Chicago Bulls
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>>123914636
Chicago homo reporting, Our pride parade is just a bunch of drunk white college kids being retarded.
We're also famous for the Blackhawks, nigga.
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>>123914636
Murder.
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Sorry if it was a bit of a b8 and switch, not telling you I was a B scrubI was A- once
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>>123913420
What did I do?
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>>123914860
You disconnected on us twice while we were squadding.
Other than that you're pretty good.
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>>123914832
I don't care what rank you are, I'd rather be losing than not playing at all.
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Haseo, are you here?
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>>123915294
Amen, let's fuckem up
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>>123914305
Who /englewood/ here?
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>lag giving me shit left and right
>forgot to hit record
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>>123915454
he's not from here and I shamefully admit to have introduced him to the mail thing 'cause he loves splatoon and draws good
if you got a message for him I can redirect it
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Sorry, need to go.
GG for everyone.
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I fucking swear I can only play Rainmaker nowadays. I'm stuck with the most braindead shitheads in TC or Zones.
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>>123916238
People get their shit together in RM for some reason.
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>>123916104
Is he your friend?
I said I wouldn't post a screenshot but this 'specific request' field is really, really testing my self control simply because of how absurd it is.
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Nothing sweeter than weaving between charger shots with an inkbrush
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Welp, I guess I'll drop off here as well. Thanks BumNuggler and Austin. Sorry we couldn't win much.
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>>123916401
oh shit that's gonna be golden I know it
he's not from here, fell free to post it - possibly croppedalso move the fuck on with the mails
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>>123916537
It's fine, shit happens. If I'm not on the General or in class I'm probably playing Splatoon, so we'll probably fight together again
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If I start a private lobby will people join?
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>>123916819
If you give me your nnid I'll pop in
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Help
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>>123916819
sure go ahead
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>>123916819
No.Cause I'm about to eat in a few minutes but I'll join when I'm done.
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>>123917031
It's up
>>123916958
Bum_Nuggler
>>123916810
I switched to a private lobby if you still want to play.
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>>123916386
Maybe? I just think too many people suck at covering turf and keeping it covered. Almost every match of Zones I've had on Underpass results in 2-3 players on my team dead (not including me) and our area getting covered. It's nearly impossible to recover from that when a team doesn't know how. And I had a team with two Dynamos who couldn't even cover turf. I don't even think they were flicking.
Shit's crazy. It's so much easier to move forward when your back is covered, but even when I cover these people, they still can't do shit right. I just love RM because I can pull crazy stuff by myself and know I can make progress.
>>123916819
I'd be down. Better than the struggle I'm going through now.
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>>123914305
Looks like there's a good number of anons from Chicago.
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>>123916683
Well with your permission, I guess it's okay. I double checked it this time. Is he a close friend of yours or something like that, though? If he's just some guy you vaguely know I'd prefer if he didn't join in, but if he's a good friend then he's welcome.Sorry about that, I was pretty hungry but I've finished eating now so I'll start the draws and emailing people.
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If autism made me better at splatoon I'd go out and get vaccinated right now
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>>123917398If it did I would be higher than A
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Whoops internet cut out, I'll reconnect.
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W-would anyone be interested in watching if I streamed some squid art? I want to get used to working with OBS and the like before I get my capture card and all, and it would also just be fun to do some drawing with fellow squiddos giving live input and suggestions.
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>>123917159
RM is about flanking players trying to take down the rain carrier.
SZ is about directly taking on inkoming threats.
Your teammates probably struggle with winning inkfights without tradesplatting.
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>comeback
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>>123917228
I knew that it was gonna be good
Don't worry, we're close friends and I testify for him that he's not as amazingly stupid as that mail makes him out to be - and that he can draw pretty well, so lucky the guy who gets him. Also can't english.
>>
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>>123917721
All good, I think we all know someone like that and I don't think Google translate does him any favors. I'll include him.
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>>123917664
nah my true love is bob ross
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>>123917721Is he pinoy?
>>123917785
Okay. _(:3 」∠)_
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>>123917664I'd watch it.
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>>123917149
Not sure if I'm late (started up one last game just as your response came through... really regret that one), but I sent a request just now.
>>123917682
Yeah, I'm sure. I've seen a bunch of them die constantly, and it certainly never made a difference. That's why I played it safe later on and at least managed to keep our side covered.
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>>123917664
meh, I'd follow it for a while
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Anyone who sent Bum a FR has been accepted.
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>>123917664
yes if there's music
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>>123917845Italian I think
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>>123917847
>>123917940
Encouraging, thanks.
>>123917952
Yeah, I might put together a playlist or something because WinAmp likes to dig into my sound assets library sometimes for some reason. I don't want people to suddenly be assaulted by random foley. Might also need to decide just how weeb I wanna be.
>>123918069
(´･ω･`)
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>completely unfazed by inkzooka
I call bullshit.
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>>123917810
thanks
>>123917845
no, he's not pinoy- who the fuck is pinoy
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>>123918151
>Italian
R-ravioli!?
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>>123918151
Ah, it's not who I thought it was then, that's a shame. Still, will be fun to see some Real Ass Art in the thing.
>>
Close game.
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>>123918280
>who the fuck is pinoy
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>>123918280
Pinoy = Filipino
>>
B - Beakon
L - Lettuce
T - Tomato
Tomatoes are optional
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>>123918724
more like
beakon
lag
teleporting
haha am i right ladies??
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>>123916971
>burger king
>pizza king
Do the right thing anon...
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>>123918724
Every time
Every single time
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>>123918846
should've been burger vs dairy.
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Whenever I see an enemy Squid Beakon I get an evil grin on my face.
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Okay, Secret Santa people, looks like everyone has a partner so far. I'm about to begin emailing everyone which will take a while, so please be patient and wait warmly. I will post again when I've finished sending the emails out.
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How about a special ability that superjumps you to the enemy spawn and makes you look their colour for eight seconds?
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>team stays at the spawn point having a squid party the entire match.
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>>123919574
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>>123919574
how about disruptor rush
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>>123919574
get out
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>>123919178
woomy!
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Marie is fat! FAT!
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you coming with me nigga
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>>123919782
>>123919743
>>123919665
What's so wrong about the idea? It'd have a similar killing power to any of the existing ones.
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>>123920157
I only had to hit you seven times
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>>123920251
It's just kinda gay
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Holy fucking christ in a wicker hand bag, dynamos on ww sz are so fucking annoying. How can it be fun to just stand in a corner and jump and flick for brainlessly until someone kills you?
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welp at least i hold 3 guys by myself
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Just started recently, what's the best way to play rollers/brushes? Are rollers more for defensive play and brushes for offensive?
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>>123920693
Up close and personal except the Dynamo. Generally need to sneak up to make up for your range.
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>>123920693
The best way to play this game, isn't to play it at all. It is nothing but a downward spiral of pain and suffering.
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Requesting friends once again, because no fucks I know own a Wii U
NNID:Shikinouta
Most play TW but would do ranked if its open
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>>123919743
I unironically want this
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>>123920693
Quite the opposite, the 1-shot power of Roller flicks means you can be several times more aggressive.
Jump flick to extend your range with Rollers, pack Ink Resist to ensure you won't get bogged down.
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how blue/10 is my wammy
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>>123911757
That engine purr still gives me shivers. Love it.
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>>123920693
rollers are for camping around corners and OHKOing unsuspecting squids who get too close.
Brushes have the alternate benefit of gunning it deep into enemy territory and setting up Squid Beakons for your team.Still think the inkbrush should've had Squid Beakons instead.
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>>123920941
>Ink resistance
This kinda helps but rollers benefit so much more from stealth jump, either you go alluh ackbar and trade Or take a whole team.
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>>123920824
>Most play TW
Is there an option to squad for turf war?
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>>123909507
Where my laundry boys at?
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>>123921153
This. Dropping in from the sky on unsuspecting targets with a OHKO really feels great.
Ink Resistance up becomes more of a necessity if you don't watch your ink gauge.
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>>123920824
I sent you a request earlier, join my private lobby.Bum_Nuggler
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Starting a squad.
NNID:Gotta_Be_Blue
This is the first time I get to play Rainmaker in days. I'm so sick of zones and tc.
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>>123921006
i want to womwim your wammy
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>>123921513
A-am I doing it right senpai?
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>>123921590
aw, i just joined a tw lobby. if there's still a spot when i'm done i'll join youl
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>>123921227
Absofuckinglutely I dip my toes into everything once in a while, but I only consistently win at TW
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>>123913706
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>>123920693
>>123921529
It also depends of the roller you are using and how you use the kit, I've used the hero roller for a long time, and whenever I jump I always drop a bomb, it limits my ink so much but I can get some space and get a potential kill Or just get straight up splatted. But that technique depends on many things.
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>>123921590
Already have you added, might as well, been waiting for a RM rotation
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TRY PAYING ATTENTION TO ANYTHING OTHER THAN THE RAINMAKER
MAYBE GO FOR THAT FUCKING SNIPER THAT KEEPS KILLING YOU
MAYBE KILL THE GUY
STANDING RIGHT
FUCKING
NEXT TO YOU
INSTEAD OF JUST SHOOTING AT THE FUCKING BUBBLE
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>>123921835
Of course. You can do no wrong when using the washer. It is the perfect weapon in all ways.
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>>123922253
I get hitting the shield if you know you can break it quick enough, but that's the kind of moment where you don't really need to focus on the objective. Just protect your ass first.
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>>123921737
l-lewd
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>>123922253
at least he's typing in coherent sentences
must be having a good day.
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>>123922529
I'm not actually the regular shouting guy, I just got incredibly annoyed at my last team for honest to god never doing anything other than shooting the bubble or shooting the rm carrier.
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>>123922467
>washer
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Who here /pizzabutwe'regonnafuckingloseanywaynomatterhowgudweare/?
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GG Bum lobby, had to leave.
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>>123922713
if you like pizza more, you've already lost
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>>123922713
Kids love pizza way more than burgersAt least in england, I personally like burgers more, its a shame most of our burger places suck unless you buy one in a pub.
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gg bum gotta go
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GG bum lobby, had to leave.
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>>123922713
Top taste
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THAT COMEBACK
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>>123923094
i got worried for a few minutes there
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>That outright overtime robbery
>that diving headfirst into a potential wail to get the last point
noise
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Attention everyone in the Secret Santa!
I have now emailed everyone. There were an even number of entrants, so we have enough people so that noone is left out. 42 people signed up in total, but if anyone is still interested email me at namefield and I'll see if I can find you someone.
Please check your emails and email me if you have any questions, or you haven't recieved your instructions for some reason. Also, when you deliver your art, please send a copy of the email to me as well, I would like to make a collage of everything that's created this time.
I will be lurking the thread while I'm awake, so if you have any questions, you can just post them and I'll probably see them and be able to give you an answer.
Thanks for your participation!
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>Draw her being lewd
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>>123923094
ayyyyy gj squad
>me falling in the water immediately after picking up the rm
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>>123922959
Are you implying pizza is only for kids?
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>>123923046
Wheres the original?
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>>123922656
"Sloshing machine" is a mouthful, don't you think?
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>>123923301
wish I thought of thatfor my squidboy
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>>123923328
yeah
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>>123923161
you should remind everyone - me included - when exactly we're suppose to ship our works
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Are there any weapons you would consider overpowered or just stronger than others? What about weaker ones?
Which ones and why?
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>>123923328
And college kids who can't be bothered to cook.
This won't be as straightforward as Pirates Vs Ninjas.
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>>123922253
I do it because it's a bad habit and bad habits are hard to break.plus i hate rainmaker
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>>123923557
The best long range weapon in the game shouldn't have the best close range sub-weapon in the game.
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I swear to god, it's like I'm fighting 1 v 7. Every time the bubble pops I have to race my fucking team mates to the rm because lord knows if one of them manages to pick it up they'll start trying to take it to Bumfuck Nowhere, c/o Dizzy Pete, the world's blindest courier.
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>>123923451
Well you're wrong, faggot.
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>>123923581
yes it will
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3/8 Bum_Nuggler lobby, shit's getting too predictable.
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hey we didn't do that bad get back in here
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>>123923557
Only overpowered weapon is when our hearts are connected anon,
We can accomplish any objective as long as you play it like a team.
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> Connection error right before we win
Gah. Squad's back up.
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hey tia when did you hit S
congrats
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>>123923794
no one cares you fucking creeper stop stalking a girl you havent even met or seen in person, nor seen photographed
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>>123923531
>>123923161
Oh, well for anyone reading please email your completed work to the email address that was sent to you. I sent in the format
>Email of recipient
>Screenshot of their inkling
>Their mii name
>Specific requests
I'll email everyone to make sure they know that this is the format I've set it out in. Thanks for the reminder.
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>>123923794
a few days ago
thank you c:
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>>123923725
Sent FR to Bum.
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>>123923557
Carbon roller isn't worth shit if you don't have a team to give you ink to move through.
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>>123923628
Well I harbor a deep and abiding hate for you because of it.
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Anyone else been having major connection errors the last week or so at night. Once the other side of the world wakes up I can hardly ever finish a game. Black belly skate park seems like the worst map for being dropped. Have only really noticed it recently.
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>>123923557
Aerospray, takes 5 hits to splat while having a wide spread so less chance of hitting the further away you go. Which makes it weak at winning 1v1 encounters against anything that isn't an inkbrush.
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>>123923854
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that didn't go according to plan
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>>123923854
>girl
>implying they're not just pretending like the rest of us woomies
I asked because they've been stuck in the purgatory of A rank for a couple weeks
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>>123923794
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>>123923657
probably played one too many Capture the Flag games. I remember when RM first came out miiverse kept comparing it to CtF.
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>>123900439
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>>123923641
Someone is mad
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Bum Lobby is back up, had to accept this >>123923880
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>>123924127
>pretending to be woomy instead of cute squidboy
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>>123923914
I mean, it's not just RM i'm shit at it's pretty much everything but tw so if you could please just throw that shit on to the pile that'd be great thanks
>"competence"
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>>123923557
L-3 isn't doing so well, 3-burst/4-shot splat is a pain in the ass, N-Zap runs as fast/faster, full auto and has strong sub/special sets.
I prefer H-3 over L-3 (by a lot) so that might affect things.
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>>123923885
Carbon Roller is good at setting it's own ink trail breadcrumb trap. Then retreating around a corner to splat the inkling that comes to cover up your ink.
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Guys pls come
Bum looby 2/12
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>>123923301
Why couldn't I have gotten that one.
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>>123924373
when did lobbies add 4 more slots?
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>>123909507
all splatlings get love
nzaps aren't far behind however
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>>123924439
>he didn't buy the expansion pack
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>>123909507
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>>123924253
>not the only one. The more emphasis placed on splatting enemies the worse I do.
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>>123924486
I bet he doesn't even have playable octolings
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>>123923859
read again, I asked when
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>connection unstable
stop this, i beg of you
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> football helmet
> Armour
> Splatling deco
Ill be damned this drawing is gonna be a pain to do yohoo!!
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>>123924127
>doubting my grill authenticity
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>>123924373
3/8
Shiiet
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>>123924710
might join if more people show up, not a big fan of the 2v2s
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>>123924650
>>123924650
Stop what? I have been having connection lately as well
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>>123924598
Whoops, sorry. I'll email that out too.
Works can be delivered whenever they're finished and you want to send them, but there's no restrictions, closer to Christmas day might be cool though.
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>>123924793
>>123924373
lemme see if i can kick my mom from the tv
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>>123924687
you are ugly though.
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Oh boy, it sure would be swell if people could try to dodge when they're holding the rain maker. Just maybe move in anything other than a completely straight line directly at the target, that'd be cracking.
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>Finally escape that fucking horrid camp
>Shoot rainmaker to make a path as I'm running away
>Somehow the rainmaker leaves no ink behind
A-at least we kept them from a knockout in a 3v4 right guys
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>>123924373
I'll come back.
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>>123924889
been getting a ton of unstable connections recently, no clue why
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>>123924710
Give me a min and i'll join
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>>123924687
holy shit stop responding to shitposts you dumb slut
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>>123924373
aight, i feel bad for leaving so I'll jump back in
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>>123925002
the pyrrhic victory not allowing a complete sweep when matched 3v4 is just bricks of salt
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Got this game on Black Friday. I'm pumped as fuck for my first Splatfest. Should I bother unlocking all my Splatfest Tee's hidden slots, if I have a good 3-star shirt already anyway? I know I'll just lose the shirt when the event's over.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYNiXVgbyQk
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>>123925079
>>123925079
Ok good to know it's not just me. Started a week go. Online seems unplayable at night lately.
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Pls wait for more players Bum
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>>123925173
poor anon, he doesn't know what he's in for.
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>>123925173
You have to wear the splatfest tee during splatfest, so you'll probably unlock the abilities anyway.
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>>123924940
>projecting this hard
>>123925118
>doing it yourself
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>>123925173
saves you the trouble of slowly doing it during the splatfest
i personally don't since it makes me care a little more during the grind to king
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>>123925291
>>123925305
>>123925330
I need to wear it to participate? Gotcha. I guess I'll work on capping it out tonight then. Thanks anons.
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>>123925319
there you go again lmao
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>>123925173
Welcome! Please post your enthusiastic enjoyment of the game to this thread so that we can collectively relive the once glorious days of our low sodium past.
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>6-14
Christ, I'm sorry team. I don't know what the fuck is going on with me tonight
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>>123925469
that's not even me, anon.
ggs guys. that captain hat jap squad got me feeling flustered.
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>>123925469
I'm not Tia.
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>>123925636
>>123925657
oh sorry
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I want to rip out all of Callie's teeth and feed them to squid kids in front of her!
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Shit guys Xenoblade X drops the same day as Splatfest, but I really want to be the Burger Kind what do I do
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>>123925616
Well alright then. Matchmaking sure is quick and easy, I find people within 20 seconds at any time of day, often instantly. Wish there were more gamemodes available in unranked, but the one that's there is fun.
Final boss of the campaign was fun as fuck.
Spyke weirds me out.
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>>123925789
grind like hell for burger king, then XCX
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this should be much better than marshmallows vs hot dogs
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>>123923161
>Yahoo mail keeps refusing to open
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>>123925789
you have plenty of time for xeno, splatfest is only on for a day
the answer should have been obvious
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>>123925789
Play XCX for the day, Wait until the last 3-5 hours after all the skilled pizza kings quit after they get tired of failing at carrying the tons of squibs from Black Friday. And have an easy 37 games from Burger Fanboy to Burger King.
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>>123925952
If you cant get in to your mail client and you have an alternate email address you want me to send it to, let me know.
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>>123925789
>Ninty releases XCX on splatfest
It's like they WANT Splatoon to do badly in the west
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>>123925929
That Splatfest was a 2x Popularity Contest.
6x hasn't had any popularity contests yet.
If I lose to a popularity contest while picking burgers, I'll know that this game specifically hates me.
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Shiiiit bum
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no ink, no problem
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>>123926290
how many in lobby?
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>>123925969
I guess you're right but it was a genuinely hard decision since XBC is my favorite game of all time
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>>123926314
6 right now
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>Dynamo Roller suddenly appears next to me
>Die
>He never even swings or flicks
>Suddenly he becomes the swimming up walls animation and starts swimming up into the empty air
How is it that the worst lag we've gotten yet didn't even come from Japs?
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>>123926397
so that wasn't just me? i swam to dodge his flick and he slid right in front of me
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>>123926467
>>123926397
did we finally find bum's rival?
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>>123926397
>>123926467
get good, get lmaobox!!
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>>123926575
I knew /tf2g/ was leaking in here
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>>123926538
>bum with a dynamo
i'm slightly concerned
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>>123926575tf2g pls go and stay go
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Toasting some webms from earlier
Sorry they're not very entertaining
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>>123926290
>hit Flippy
>he dies immediately, no hiccups, no 6 hits to kill, no problems whatsoever
>hit flippy again two minutes later
>no response
>hit him five more times
>he turns around and shoots me once
>splatted by Flippy
>Splatted Flippy
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>>123897760
Italia saluta
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>flippy lagging out more than bum on flounder SZ
What is this sorcery?
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>>123925794
Please keep posting as you advance through the ranks, I almost felt joy again.
The final boss is pretty great.
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>>123926397
I swear the game's been pretty awful recently with lag from any player. I've had cases where I flick people right next to them in the face and they don't even move, but then me and some other guy get killed by an Octobrush who's still in his own ink.
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>>123926678
Sorry for that overlay, forgot to turn it off.
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>>123926852
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>>123926678
>entertaining
not impressive
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>>123926852
i now have a new reason to hate krakens
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Bum lobby still need people?
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>>123927043
was that supposed to be impressive?
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>>123927102
One more.
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GG bum I'm out because I'm seriously fucking inept at anything but TW
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>>123927052
100% Special Saver/Stealth Jump Kraken ftw
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>>123927043
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKFueMePWj0
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>Jap on my team waits at spawn unless the rainmaker is available
>at which point he superjumps to the nearest guy and grabs it
what an ass
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>timer got stuck at 1 for a couple of seconds before finishing
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>>123926804
I'm surprised i'm not the laggiest player here.
Modem hasn't shit itself this bad in a while
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anyone squadding or wanna squad
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First time I ever got trips. Hate to reroll it now.
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>>123927569
Probably has Recon and watches the field to see the opportune time to strike.
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>>123927697
Ultimate troll RNG
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>splat the hero roller and he just stands there before actually registering as splatted
>bum then gets splatted a few seconds later as he's standing in place
>get on the tower and get DC'd after a second
those people randomly DC'ing before match start is making sense now
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>those dipshits
don't they know that parking the bus only works when you're in the lead
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>connection to host was lost
GG I guess
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>All E-liter squad
That had to be some kind of joke.
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Uh sorry for the dc guys, ggs bum lobby, I'll send you a FR.
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>d/c
I had to rock a piss anyways. Lobby is back up.
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>>123926807
Will do, anon. I might be around this general, maybe join a Squad for a little bit once I'm confident that I won't embarrass myself too badly.
Currently Level 14, and rocking the Jet Squelcher. I've gotten decent with it, so I'm afraid to try anything new. I might put some coins into a Paintbrush or something after I've bought the 3-star shoes that I ordered from Spyke. Should be here in about 4.5 hours.
Should I switch to the Custom Jet Scquelcher at level 15? I looked it up, and I've heard good things about Kraken, but I love my aerial strike bomb so much.
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>tfw listening queen while drawing a woomy for anon
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>>123928087
>tfw joined my first /ink/ lobby when I was level 14
>tfw my first gunfu was the jet squelcher
are you me?
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>>123928087
Switch it up in turf wars, half the fun is trying different weapon styles. And feel free to join squads here, most of us are S/S+ (which means friendly matches don't affect rank) so we don't care if someone is new.
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>>123928162
I've done a sketch already myself.
The gun is going to be the hardest part.
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>>123928087
I love seeing new people have fun because that high quickly cools down after the 50hr mark when you've run out of shit to buy and have all the squid sister's stage quotes memorized.
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>>123928721
what gun are you drawing?
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>thinking 2v3 will be fun
bum pls
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>>123928812
Kelp Splatterscope.
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>>123928162
>tfw forgot to sign up
kill me
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>>123928087
You should do your best to not use Kraken, if you start to rely on it too much it'll limit how good a player you become.
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>>123928087
>the weird terms squibs come up with for stuff they don't know the names to
So funny.
Kraken is pretty good for panic splatting, and chasing people away from certains areas like a Splatzone or the Tower.
Burst Bombs are God's gift from heaven, good for stacking damage up with and throwing at people from close/far range.
Definitely give the custom a try when you get it.
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>retreating
i hate those faggots more and more every time i see them
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>>123928894
Post your thing and I might get it done. No promises, though.
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>>123928894
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PItMuGp39Q !!! but not really
>>123923161
see here
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>>123928861
I'm impatient.
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>No specific Request
Phew
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>clanfags using old crutch guns
>"No Fun Allowed" the team
shit like this is why I quit this game for a while
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>>123928894
Email me >>123923161 and we can sort something out
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>>123928870
>i need to draw a jet squelcher
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>all kraken team btfo
now we're talking
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One more then I have to go eat. ggs squad!
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Capture card shopping, I know Elgato is the easy standard so I'm looking at the HD60 right now, but does anyone know of better options? I'm not particularly good at this sort of thing, not shopping nor technology, so any help would be appreciated.
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>>123929229
One of the coolest shooters in the game.
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>>123929578
Elgato is the 'safest' option in that it's very all in one and streamlined so you pretty much plug it in, download a program and you're all set. HD60 I think is the best price:quality ratio, I think SORRY has one but I'm not sure. Ask him if he's around, but I think he's offline currently.
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>>123929578
From what I've heard around, the HD and HD60 are solid quality introductory cards, but if you get an HD60, you can only record through HDMI, so no component and nothing old and non-HD, unless they've changed the cards since I last looked at them.
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ggs guys, we had some good runs
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>>123929162
Aw, heck, guess I should get on that too.
>>123929714
This makes sense, helps that Amazon have Hot Deals on everything right now.
>>123929850
That's fine by me, if that ever were an issue there are plenty of adapters around, and maybe more than that, I don't see myself doing anything but Splatoon streaming anyway. My house is getting a PS4 soon as well, but I don't think I'd play anything I'd stream. Been thinkin' of Destiny, but I don't think I could ever play an FPS with a thumbstick again, Splatoon has broken me...
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Alright squids, I'll post today and next request right now since tomorrow I won't be on the internet until late night.
7.- A dancing woomy.
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>can't leave normally in private lobbies after map and mode are confirmed
sorry bum but your lag is making things a bit too annoying
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>>123929162
Thanks... I'll make sure to hit you up
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>>123930208
I understand, If we were all in the same room I'd have beaten up most of you because these lag trades are pissing me off.
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>>123930167
8.- A woomy request.
Next one in wednesday!
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>decide to go on solo ranked
>mall
>seekers make the entire middle of the match nonexistant
removing mall and moray would be the best thing they could ever do to make this game better, why haven't they done it yet
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>>123930543
so annoyed i forgot my damn reaction
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>>123930335
>I'd have TRIED TO beaten up most of you
let's be honest
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Been a bit absent from /ink/ as of late so I don't know if this has been shared already, but I saw this squid ID template floating around and thought other people might enjoy making one!
http://superlark.tumblr.com/post/133168376182/a-few-friendos-and-i-are-drawing-squid-id-cards
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>>123930701
I don't think you know anything about his personal life, dude.
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>>123930870
i'm pretty sure a group of 7 anons would overpower one tough guy
especially if at least a couple of said anons were fatties
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>>123930698
[visible confusion]
[invisible eyebrows]
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>>123930742
>tumblr
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>>123930167
i like it
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>>123930335
Trust me, it pisses us off too.
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>>123930701
If there were 7 other people in the room then I'd be inclined to agree with you.
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>>123931141
If there's one thing tumblr is good for it's art.
The other thing it's good for isporn.
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Random Everything!
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>>123931427
Amen.
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Sorry this is so inexcusably late, I've really just been lazy
The only reason I got it all done tonight at all is because my internet was shitting myself and I had nothing better to do
I'm really not liking the most vertical boxes, I could hardly fit the text in, but on the bright side, I feel like I did a good job on the box cleaning compared to before
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>>123931465
what's this
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>>123931427
Can't argue with that.
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>>123931546
Ok now I'm just being stupid
Maybe I should go to bed earlybut I also want to start working on a drawing for Splatfest ughhhh
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>>123930108
>Destiny
That game stops being fun real fast. There's even more RNG than Splatoon and you can't scum any of it either.
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>>123931427
>>123931481
>>123931603
could you have possibly samefagged more obviously
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>>123931573
A Sheet to Randomise everything.
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>>123931798
I only see a (You) for the one in the middle.
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>>123931798
Is that supposed to be impressive?
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>>123930980
Now I'm curious, how many fatties are there on /ink/?
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>>123931798
>40 seconds between first post and second post
>no one would samefag after a reply of confirmation to the thing they said anyway
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>>123931730
Attempt number 3
Ok yeah it's definitely bedtime
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>>123923346
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=53404267
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>>123932164
Thanks for this!
>Marie in the last panel
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PICK THE FUCKING RAINMAKER UP
PICK IT UP
MOVE IT FUCKING ANYWHERE
IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER
THERE ARE FOUR SECONDS LEFT
WE HAVE THE LEAD
WHY
WON'T
YOU
PICK
THE FUCKING
RAINMAKER UP
JESUS FUCKING GOD IN HEAVING LEAPING TAP DANCER CHRIST FORMATION ENDLESS GYPSY FRACTAL BASTARD
PRESS ZL TO SQUID
TILT THE THUMBSTICK UP
FUCKING MOVE YOU HUMAN SOFA
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>>123932035
I have a bmi of 17.9
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>>123932356
lol
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Sex with Marie!
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>>123932356
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>>123932624
I have fapped to this.Twice.
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>>123932356
>JESUS FUCKING GOD IN HEAVING LEAPING TAP DANCER CHRIST FORMATION ENDLESS GYPSY FRACTAL BASTARD
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>>123932356
>FUCKING MOVE YOU HUMAN SOFA
these get better every time
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>>123932624
Marie, this is a christian board.
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>>123932356
>keep getting Mall matches
>one match is literally nothing more than enemies trying to snipe and my team doing fuck all
>had the RM around three times and had to secure my own path because everyone was hiding or something
For fuck's sake. At one point I killed three of them before the last one got in my face. I would have figured someone had my back, but nope. Even with the snipers dead, they still just stood around and did fuck all.
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>>123932764
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>>123932356
>JESUS FUCKING GOD IN HEAVING LEAPING TAP DANCER CHRIST FORMATION ENDLESS GYPSY FRACTAL BASTARD
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what is this drawing and why
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>>123932624
>Not white ink
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good nigft /ink/
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>>123931248
Glad you do!
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>>123933203
good night squid
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>>123932624
>marie
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>>123933203
I hate you, good night.<3
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>Wait 400 years for the regular New 3DS to come to the Americhins
>Get it so excited to buy all these new cool faceplates gonna be the talk of the town
>Splatoon faceplate is 35 dollars minimum
Well, there's 250 dollars down the drainwasn't a complete waste because I bought xenoblade 3d and it's matching faceplates with my refund check
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>>123932356
angry-kun always puts a smile on my face, does solo really treats you this bad?
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>>123932356
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>>123933069
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scarth... listen...
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Hey /ink/, it's the dude who got kicked out of his house!
Ready for a fun update? My bike got stolen at work today. Fun times. Ink me up, man.
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>>123934326
The memes are leaking.
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>>123934326Really though, thanks for the recommendation, I picked it up a few days ago and it's very fun.
>>123934246
Cute
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>>123934246
This is super cute. Like one of those cliche photos where everyone jumps.
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>>123934598
>Scarth senpai will never call me cute
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>>123934439
Damn, that's a real precipice.
Are your family just a bunch of pricks or did you actually piss them off?
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>>123934246
>tentacles touching
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>>123934598
No problem, I'm always happy to shill things I like, especially with the devs recently going nuts with all the updates they're working on.
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>>123934741
A bit of both, I guess. My sister came home for Thanksgiving and started calling me a freeloader, they jumped aboard
>I work full time and was going to college in January
>why
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>>123934884
Hey I have that same image saved.
It's just unfortunate that all the Australian servers I find seem to be coop vs bots, which I don't find fun, but there's a Singaporean server with 150 ping that I can play on. I'm used to BF4 BC2 non-hardcore so playing this is very different.
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>>123932356
I'm fucking cold right now and you just made me forgot I'm cold. Thanks anon.
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ATTENTION
This image is for Scarth's eyes ONLY
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>>123935053
Decent chance I saved it from you, this is the only thread I really frequent lately so a lot of my reaction images as of late have come from it.
Co-op can be fun, mostly depending on the map and team. I think Conquer can be fun with fewer players or trying to be stealthy, but I'll almost never object to some Checkpoint, mostly just because of my music packs. I dunno how good your network is but I've been able to play on Chinese servers and beyond with pings of ~100-150 reasonably well, so if the matchmaking seems to be trapping you you could venture into the server browser and see what else you can find.
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>>123935053
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>>123934896
Man, drop them as hard as you can. No one needs family that treats you like you owe them something, even if you actually an asshole.Join metafilter and ask for advice, we're all bleeding hearts.
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>>123897839
splat bombs/splat bomb rush
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>>123935834Back off he's mine
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>tfw I have a bunch of awesome moments that I can't replay later unless I run the Elgato ahead of time
MK8 and Smash have replays, why not Splatoon? Too intense or something?
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did anyone else see thet miiverse post that said "please new abilities on splatfest tee, special saver and damage up do nothing'
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>see a commercial for getting double XP in COD with mtn dew and doritos
It's like they browse /v/ for ideas and have no idea that it's all satire.
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>>123936887
Because lag is easily bullshitted in smash and mk8 replays, you cant just ignore the faggots teleporting in splatoon replays
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>>123936987
You realise that those memes were born BECAUSE that stuff has been happening for years, right? Like, long before people started meming about it?
The hell has this got to do with Splatoon in the first place?
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>>123936987
>splatoon general
WELL MEME'D FRIEND :^)
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GOOD GOD YES. Made it to S rank.
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>>123936889
>>123936889
>special saver and damage up do nothing
That's some grade A bullshit right there, clearly never faced SSaver inkzookas or any decent E-Liter ever.
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>>123936889
no but they should change up the brand of the splatfest shirt once in a while
squidforce needs to stop sponsoring everything ever
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>>123936812What happened to not wanting to ravish him in a gay way?
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>>123937568
On their own, they don't do anything, and since it's turf war, neither ability is especially useful even in a full set. Frankly, having one full item slot forcibly locked away in what you can use is retarded.
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>>123937527
why aren't you level 50?
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>>123936887
Nintendo wants to cut down on people having proof of their shit servers and tele japs
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>>123937730
Presumably because he hasn't been playing for very long, anon. Are you triggered because someone with less playtime than you is better than you?
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>>123936887
why don't you just record everything and delete later
or are you low on storage space or something
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>>123937527
how many seekers were abused to push rainmaker past mid?
seriously seekers make even RM on mall a pain, they're able to completely bypass fighting in mid just with how far they go and how small mall is
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>>123937712I-I don't
S-Stop that
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>>123937527
Congrats anon
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>tfw playing with my Aerospray using fuckboy of a friend
>tfw using the Nzap
>that feelity feel when he gets his inkstrike before I get my echo-locater
UNNERF PLEASE
The point requirement for fucking echo-locater is off the walls retarded. It's the only special that doesn't have any combat use other than helping you spot hiding enemies.
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>>123937852
I've been playing since launch and have been S since the August update, let me tease the other anon because it won't get any better for him from here.
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>>123937765
Shit, I can make plenty of videos of that already if I wanted. I actually did make a WebM on invisible bombs already, too.
>>123937910
Forgetfulness and that. I keep forgetting to open up Elgato and remind myself to time the recording properly, and then I don't really want to deal with space issue hassles. Plus the Elgato software is kinda problematic with me. I've had it fuck up videos with latency after long use.
>>123937730
I think I hit S at the same level, and I'm only 41 now. Shit takes forever even if you're gud.
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>>123937989
None. Just me and my kraken cutting through and hoping my rainmaker buddy doesn't die.
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>>123938161
it also refills your ink, scrub
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Why is pizza the greatest food known to man?
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>>123938161
>a 4-12 second wallhack isnt good
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>>123938378
Does this trigger you?
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>>123936369
Will consider. I feel shitty, but im capable enough, so ill be okay. Does /ink/ really talk in other places besides the general, anyway?
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>>123937852
>>123937730
>had game since launch
>hit s+ late summer
>still not even level 45 because of schedule
Hah...
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How does Ranked work, anyway? I always hate going online in games that publicly show a Win/Loss record; it makes me way too anxious every fight, moreso here because of how much you rely on your teammates in Splatoon.
If it's strictly "win a bunch you go up in rank, lose a bunch you go down," then I'm totally kosher with that.
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>>123938425
Pedophile please leave. Or stay and let the FBI come and take you for wanting to fondle children.
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>>123937765
Exactly what I said, thanks for copying my thoughts.
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>>123928087
>rocking the (insert weapon)
are you by chance Hank... from Nintendome? Please show us a squidsucking demonstration senpai!
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>>123904276
Marie never had a smile or optimism.
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>>123938296
>implying
I know, that's pretty much all I use it for nowadays. Wait for all 4 to be up, out of ink, pop it and hope to god I don't die because of realizing the roller guy is actually RIGHT BEHIND ME
It still should not take as long to charge. It's definitely the weakest of all of the specials, especially since big ass maps like Blackbelly Skatepark never get fucking chosen, and tiny ass corridor maps show up a lot
>Stuck in a corner after a battle in Camp Triggerfish
>Nigger kills me with an Inkstrike from across the map
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>>123938000
Thank you!It probably wont last long
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>>123938560
No :^)
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>>123938476
there's no public leaderboards with the players with the highest k/d or w/l scores, it's just you win you go gain rank points or lose you lose rank points
the number of points earned/lost in the game depends on the ranks of your teammates vs the ranks of the enemy team
sidenote: once you hit s/s+ you can squad freely without gaining/losing points from wins/losses, but if you're below s, you will gain and lose up to a+99
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>>123911071
STOP WEARING MY CLOTHES YOU WHORE
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>>123935834
>tfw no one will ever think I'm special.
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>>123938659
You disgusting piece of shit. Do you even realize how big of a scumbag you are? Honestly, people like you shouldn't belong in decent society. Those are kids for god's sake.
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>>123934326
was this supposed to be impressive?
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>>123938817
but it's ok when they're both kids(/squids), right?
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>>123938751
The old Tetris DS ranking system, then. Well, I guess it's time for me to go do my first Ranked battle.
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>>123938963
No you fucking asshole. That's still pedophilia.
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>>123938817
namefag please leave. we don't need any of this cancer on /ink/
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>>123938963
This is legitimately not okay
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>>123939010
best of luck. i'd recommend reconing the maps first to learn routes and such
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>>123939070
>two consenting sea creatures confirmed to be at least 14 years of age is pedophilia
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>>123938161
Put on 1 Special Charge+ main, brings it back down to 184pts.
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>>123937910
Pretty sure Elgato has a system for the exact purpose of "oh that was cool" retroactive saving akin to Shadowplay's Shadowtime, something that shouldn't require much memory at all. Maybe he's just dumb.
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>>123939160I am legitimately okay with this
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>>123939070
anti-loli shitposting is worse than loli shitposting
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>>123939070
You would have those poor, cute lolis arrested for showing love to one another? I think the only sicko here is you.
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>>123939273
You are absolutely correct.
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>>123939210
Put that into real life terms and you got your answer.
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>>123939319
Me and my Dad fapped to this together
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14-0 and victory
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>>123939339
Nobody wants you here.
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>>123939319
You are a sick motherfucker for trying to justify underage kids having sex.
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>>123939273
agreed, same can be applied to 90% of 'anti-x- shitposting
>>123939106
>>123939461
ignore and report
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>>123939339
Go back to ISIS if you want little girls to cover up
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>>123939213
I'd rather just switch to my slosher, since only the most unfresh, unwoomy of clothes I have offer it. Shit fucking sucks.
I love the Nzap, and I want it to be good, but holy fuck, it's easier to just scrub it up with a Krak-on and still be a bigger help to the team. I have the same chance of defeating the fucking cheating 4x damage up .96 gal teleporting filthy nip fuccbois either way.
>Turn around
>Get bootyblasted by a random teleporting jap that appeared behind you, even though your echo-locater showed they were in front of you
FUCK YOU JAPAN, MAKE NZAP GOOD AGAIN
RRRREEEEEEEEEE
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Women > Children
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>>123939339
I just did, and the case of two teenage girls enjoying each other's bodies is far from pedophilia.
An adult enjoying such a thing is hebephilia, meaning an attraction to younger individuals that have reached sexual maturity, and is in fact a naturally occurring thing that everyone with sexual desires experiences, and that's only shunned by English-speaking media that wants to control what people get off to. It has always been historically acceptable until recently, and many cultures around the world still see no problem with it.
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>>123939658
Callie > Mariein bed
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>>123939658
Women = Children
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>>123939702
>An adult enjoying such a thing is hebephilia, meaning an attraction to younger individuals that have reached sexual maturity, and is in fact a naturally occurring thing that everyone with sexual desires experiences, and that's only shunned by English-speaking media that wants to control what people get off to. It has always been historically acceptable until recently, and many cultures around the world still see no problem with it.
It's still child porn and we have evolved as a society and accepted that this is underage and children who are subjected to showing off their bodies for bastards like yourself it is deemed a crime.
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>>123939803
/pol/ please__stay
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>>123940107
>>123940107
>>123940107
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>>123940136
shit nigger what are you doing
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