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Young Adult Asriel A Best edition

Previous thread: >>123626441

Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own risk.

You are not above the consequences.

-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/ (Gaben-free Edition)

-The Game's Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm

-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/

-Recommendbin
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6

-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc

-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen

-Flockdraw
>flockmod.com/undertale

-Cytube
>Channel: Undertale

-Shimeji Directory
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
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This is a MTT brand (tm) thread
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first for gay thread
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It's always the Asrielfags, isn't it
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Nth for metta
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>>123633306
It's amazing how much they can fuck things up.
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>>123633265
Sorry m8o this is obviously an Asriel thread
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doggo!
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>>123633085
here it is
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>>123633157
>This is Radio Ebbot, with your presenter, The Legendary Fart Master
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Aaron having your children!
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>>123633401
fucking. adorable.
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>>123633401
Cute anon.
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>>123633369
source: www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/125361-Undertale-Dev-Every-Monster-Should-Feel-Like-an-Individual
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>>123633293
Remember to always stay yourself /utg/
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>>123633348
>>123633306
What if it's someone trying to make Asrielfags look bad?
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>>123633448
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>>123633463
>>123633468
thanks anons!
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>>123620229
>>what's with all the commotion, boss?
>i need all low personnel in room 207 stat
>>what about me, ma'am?
>check out 206
>>on it
>you there, kowalski
>>yeah
>go make sure fuckhead doesn't fuck anything up
>>aye aye
>two rooms good, what about-
>who are you?
>>i am an anal vore fanatic
>ok, 205 needs a--
>ew
>ew
>ew ew ew ew
>kowaaaaalskiiiiii
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>>123633523
They don't really need the help though.
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>>123633370
nope, it's MTT
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>>123633458
The question is, did he deserve it?
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Post Asgore art.

Because he's a lonely and angry man who made some bad choices....but he's not a bad person.
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>>123633685


http://invaderbuggumsart.tumblr.com/post/132385107000/true-pacifist

I guess we all fucked up and missed the True True pacifist route.
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>>123633685
The Dreemurrs are good people put in a shitty situation. It's sad, really
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>>123633685
Here's my favorite Asgore fan art
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>>123633157
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>>123633661
There are way more images of Asriel, and the fanbase is more numerous and more rabid.
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>>123633661
IT'S METTATIME
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>>123633541
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>>123633713
I'm honestly so surprised that wasn't an option.
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>>123633502
thanks senpai
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>>123633665
Yes.
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>>123633661
Okay, you can have this thread then. I'm too tired to fight it. I'm going to bed anyhow. Sweet dreams anon, enjoy the MTT thread
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>New thread when the previous one is not at bump limit
Undertale was a mistake.
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>>123633764
You say that like it's a good thing.
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>>123633713
>Frisk An-heroes dramatically in front of the grieving father
>Their soul immediately shatters and is unusable
>Even if it didn't, the timeline would just reset anyway
ONE
FUCKING
JOB
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holidays are comin
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>>123633820
no problem, glad to help.
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>>123633592
>I found out about the word fetish when I was about 9
>thought it was just a fancy word for liking something
>mfw I told my grandmother I had a "fetish" for video games and our pet dog
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>>123633746
Yeah, if not for that big fat faggot Chara they'd be living an ideal life, probably raising or have raised 6 really dumb human children along with Asriel.
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>>123633685
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This might be one of my favorite Undertale pics of all time.
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>>123633685
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Oops, guess I'll repost this here

>>123632518
Of course I'll let you know. I wouldn't want to scratch up my clean record of doing that so far, right?

Let's see, things to talk about... catually, I don't think we've really gotten to know each other yet. Why not tell meowbout your fafurite food?
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>>123633157
Does anyone know this artist/are there lewds of this Asriel?
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>>123633905
That's hilariously cute.
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>>123633885
It's gonna be cozy this year, I feel.
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>>123633846
Sleep well anon.
>>123633905
Holy shit.
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>>123633885
bromalgamatesforeshadowing.jpg
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>>123633885
>not the other way around

What did Papyrus do to get on Sansta's naughty list?
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>>123633905
Could be worse. You could have been a fan of swimming and such, and told your grandmother you had a fetish for watersports.
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>>123633863
Not really meant as a good thing, just that trying to start an image war with Asrielfags is a pretty bad idea, unless you're a papyfag or sansfag.
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http://passivechara.tumblr.com/post/133674147836/more-i-wonder-how-gerson-found-out-about
could someone amalgamate this into one easy-to-post image?
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>>123633770
Why javen't you fired him yet?
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>>123631513
Here you go! Sort of.

W-Woah dear, a lot of people requested things, I'll try to get at least two more done tonight maybe. I'm not super fast, so...
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nth for lizard getting what it deserves
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who /dadster/ here?
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>>123634031
Give me a couple minutes and I will do it.
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>>123633880
i never understood that.
i understand gameplay wise why we cannot just watch/feel our soul get carried to asgores castle/the suface, but why storywise?
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>>123633685
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>>123634110
>dat Kyubey
Uh-oh.
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>>123633995
Papyrus probably demanded to have the naughty side because he thinks it's cool to be a 'bad boy'.
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>>123633685
Ofcourse he's not a bad person. He's a bad monster.
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>>123634106
more like the d injection
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>>123634106
>lizard getting what it deserves
Good theme! You posted the wrong pic though, friend.
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>>123634106
Alphys is doing the right thing, I think. Sure, it was a terrible mistake, but that's expected to happen when you are playing with the unknown. You learn from what happens and you keep moving forward, at all costs.

Imagine if she can take the fallen dust of someone and return it to life, with soul and everything? Imagine if she really could unlock the power of the universe

To be god you have to play god
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>Frisk's battle with Sans has them wildly teleporting all over the Underground.

>Playing cat-and-mouse, running through doors Scooby-Doo style, etc.

>They both run into an elevator and patiently wait for it to stop before trying to kill each other again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TmoYBcLul8
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>>123634159
I think it's the games way of showing that the timeline ceases to exist every time they die. It doesn't splinter, it just gets reset to a point before Frisk died.
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>>123634159
Because of how you know Save, you cannot kill yourself or die, you just get loaded back. Hence why, in game, you can actually tell Asgore he's killed you, and there being no seen ending where what happens after Asgore killed you.

Which honestly, part of me was kind of hoping to see.
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>>123634110
I'm less dadster and more just /gaster/ these days. Sorry, anon.
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>>123633713
...this would have been a legit mind fuck. Sorta like claus in mother3
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>>123633947
I love the idea that naming things is the second most stressful thing asgore has to do in his life
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>>123634106

>really, anon?
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>>123634243
Honestly, Alphys's worst sin is taking so long to inform the families of the amalgamates.
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>>123634306
I want to bone her
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>>123634110
*raises hand*
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>>123633685
>tfw one of the biggest things im looking forward to this christmas is more Asgore as Santa fan art
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>>123634282
Actually, you can technically sudoku. Chara had massive amounts of DT and still forced himself to die after eating the cups of butter. Hence why you hear goatdad telling Chara to stay with them.
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>>123634106
>Determination experiments continue
>Amalgamates released, no more test subjects
>Except herself
>It takes determiantion to inject yourself with more determination
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>>123634298
That's fine. I like all Gasters, but Dadster is just a personal favorite.
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>>123633949
Hang on, I could've sworn I spoilered that last one. Ah jeeze, am I really that tired that I'm starting to slip on spoilers, too? I guess I'm nyaat as awake as I thought I was.
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I don't want to go to sleep /utg/

I don't want to have dreams of Asriel and then wake up and not be cuddling

Not again
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>>123634106
I guess you could say she's getting the D
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>>123634392
He looks so weird with a white beard
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Goodnight /utg/!
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>>123634369
I want to bone (you) ; )
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>>123634143
>>123634031
Here you go.
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>>123634261
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CStQouPUcAAp1Rb.jpg:orig
eh
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>>123634420
Maybe I can be your Asriel tonight...
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>>123633949
Cat sans...

Ok where's my tanooki sans?
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>>123634456
Goodnight, anon
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>>123634110
present! see
>>123633401
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>>123634369
bone jokes should be a banable offense here
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>>123634362
What about making the amalgamates in the first place? She is an awful scientist going around and just injecting fucking everything and not using any organized procedure of experimentation and observation
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>>123634505
>Knight bros being straight with kids
Fucking disgusting
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>>123634420
do it anon

let me hug the goat through you
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>>123634570
What's wrong with them? I think they're pretty humerus
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>>123634419
There seems to be a purroblem if you use too many spoilers in one post. I know this due to pawsible issues in past.
Don't worry about it, just keep on punning you two crazed fools.
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>>123634420
get some rest anon
>>123634456
nighty night
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>>123634587
Anon, that's one of their ancestors.
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>>123633685
>angry
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>>123634587
Different Bunny Knight
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>>123633949
Food, huh? Well, it'd be a missteak[/spoiler] not to take this opportunaty!

I like plenty of things! I've bean to quite a few different restaurants, Thai[/spoile]d lots of different things... It'd be impossible to say eggsactly what my favorite is.

I'm pretty partial to steamed puns, though.
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reaction pics go
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>>123634392
>What's Christmas like in the underground?
>Do monster know about its origins?
> Are the christian monsters?
> Or is it the comercialization of a sacred holiday by their gay robot overlord?

This leads to so many questions...
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>>123634362
I think part of the reason Alphys feels so much guilt is because of her motives. According to her notes, she wasn't doing the Determination experiments to save lives, she was hoping to harvest the souls of dying monsters as a power source. When they seemingly came back to life, she considered that a failure and tried to make the most of it.

Her actions weren't bad to an outside observer, but she's not judging herself from the outside.
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>>123634587
>Knight bros
That's Gerson and a random monster.
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>>123634587
That's Gerson, anon.
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Can someone PLEASE post some Toriel or Temmy pussy?
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Post cute Asriels.
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>>123633713
i stitched it. if, uh, anyone wants it. it's okay if you don't.
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haha puns! xD
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>>123634673
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>>123634546
Put that puss puss to bed
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>>123634668
>>123634646
>>123634726
>>123634724

Oh... well okay then never mind
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>>123634728
Toriel and Temmie have cats?
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>>123634419
>>123634630
Not even I am immune, apparently.

It was most definitely a computer-error that caused this mess here. >>123634672

That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.
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>>123634672
go to bed pun anon, you're drunk
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>>123634673
>>123634747
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>>123634392
I'm really looking forward to the Sans as Santa fanart. The Santa Asgore art will be a nice bonus too.
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>>123634728
You're more likely to get rule 63 asriel...or trans
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Does anyone have any winter puns I can ice myself to? If I'm going to freeze to death in Antarctica, I want the worst puns to be in my mind.
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>>123634743
Thank you! I was going to do it myself, you saved me some work.
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>>123634741
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>>123634519
That would be great if you're comfortable cuddling someone who's closer to Asgore's stature than anything else

>tfw tall but don't want to be
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>>123634672
Ya dun goofed.
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>>123634570
Don't worry about it anon, it's going tibia okay.
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>>123634408
>no determined alphys fight ever
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>>123634741
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>>123634570
They don't tickle your funny bone?
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>>123634743
I wonder how that crazy flower would have reacted to this...
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>>123634741
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Tomorrow's a Saturday. What are you planning on doing?
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>>123634862
Why is there a used condom on the floor?
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>>123634741
When I first saw this I thought Frisk was telling him he couldn't fuck the goat
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>>123634587
>not adopting
scum
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>>123634672
Time for bed punanon.
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>>123634945
listen to music and feel like shit
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>>123634741
bullied asriel is cute right
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Just broke up with my faggot boyfriend post cute mettaton
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Survey anon here with the compiled summary data for all 772 respondents in pdf, csv, and xls formats! Also, for your convenience I've filtered responses by sexuality and genders in separate pdfs. Survey completed as of 11/25/15.

Undertale Demographics Survey Data: https://mega.nz/#F!BN0liZwJ!OwKoQ2N9d3-q98qYvFo2yg

Fun facts:

Within female respondents, Mettaton was actually the third most popular character.

Within male respondents, Asriel came first followed by Sans and Papyrus.

Within heterosexual respondents, Sans came in first followed by Papyrus while Asriel and Undyne were tied for third. Didn't see that coming. Toriel then came out of nowhere to take up 4th place.
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>>123634948
It's a human thing. Most monsters wouldn't understand.
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>>123634945
Masturbating to the short skeleton.
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>>123634979
more pls
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>>123634905
He'd probably swoop in and take the souls before Asgore could anyway.
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>>123634945
Spending my day here, as usual.

I'm so lonely.
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>>123634793
>>123634835
Hey, don't blame me too much! When I'm in the company of quality posters like >>123633949 I can't really be blamed for spilling my spaghetti and being a total butterfingers.
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>>123635008
Goat mom is a milf.
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>>123635017
Just go to paheal and e621
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>>123634945
Go to work. And that is my plan for the day after that, and the day after that, and the day after that, and the day after that...
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>>123635001
Sorry to hear about your boyfriend. At least you didn't break up with someone as beautiful as Mettaton
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>>123634570
More like boneable offense
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I want to adopt Papyrus!
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>>123635110
I hate the working life so much
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>>123634979
good golly
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>>123634945

Preparing to inform my stagnant friend count about my plan to ice myself in the Arctic. Wouldn't it be funny if I somehow fail to make that happen too? That's not a joke. Laugh.
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>>123634979
NOOOOOOO
DAMN It
NIOOOOOO
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>>123634945
Im planning to waste my whole day here.
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>>123635136
He wasn't that nice anyways
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>reach sans
>can't beat him after 50 tries
How do I rice up some money to fill my inv with heroes?
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>>123634741
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>>123634979
BLUE
BOARD
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>>123634979
BLUE BOARD ANON
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>>123635001

Congratulations. I hope your reasoning was sound.
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>>123635149
speaking of anagrams
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>>123635147
I don't think you are suited to be a parent anon.
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>>123635161
If you're going to bother traveling anywhere just to off yourself, you might as well just go to the nearest cliff and jump
You won't have to travel nearly as far anyway
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>>123634945
I work for 8 hours and then I go home and drink until I stop hating myself
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>>123633949
>>123634672
>>123635045
I'm a good person. What have I done to deserve being sent to pun hell?
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>>123634741
this counts right
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>>123635148
I know, I wish I had a large goat man I could put all my faith in to make things better
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>>123635232
>araki-sensei

but why
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Any qt fat Chara this thread?

>>123635232
>Pie
>Noodles
>Steak
>Fuckton of Heroes

That and gitting gud. Also if you wasted all your money, sell items. Otherwise you've boned yourself
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>>123635232

Y O U D I R T Y K I L L E R
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I hope one day to do enough drugs to be where these guys are.
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>>123634945
Hopefully draw for the thread a little bit and figure out how to do Papyrus' skull correctly.
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>>123634979
why
>>123635232
sell either dog residue or cloudy glasses to Temmie.
>donut man.png
oh boy.
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>>123634945
Lay around and feel like shit, try to get stuff done but hangout here instead and maybe eat some leftover pie.
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>>123635232
anon please
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>>123635298
You angered the pun gods in a previous life. Your soul is tainted by sin.
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>>123635284

The trip to Antarctica was an unexpected substitution for a different vacation location that was planned in advance. If I had any cliffs nearby I most likely would have done so already.
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>>123635149
>>123635189
>>123635249
>>123635251
Oh jeez, quit your whining
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>>123634408
>>It takes determiantion to inject yourself with more determination
On a very special episode of Undertale, Undyne stages an intervention to force Alphys to confront her determination addiction.
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>>123635456
>>123634979
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>>123635456
anon STOP
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Why are skeletons best vocaloids?
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>>123635298

Do you have any sleet winter puns you could skate by me?
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>>123635508
>>123635525
Just report him and shut up holy shit
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>>123635001
mettaton will be your boyfriend any time
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>>123635456
jesus christ post more
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>tfw no teen goatbro to do cool stuff with
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>>123634945
I'm gonna be alone, like always
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>>123635456
STAHP!
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>>123635547
Stop trying to kill yourself anon.
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I just beat pacifist, in not doing genocide. I can't
But more importantly, how do I satisfy my undying urge to smooch a fish.
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hello guys, doing some brainstorming for future comics and stuff, I was wondering, what do you think pap and sans would ask santa for xmas?

have a good day/night
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>>123635298
Aww, do you feel at a lossagna[/spoiler] for words? Does your life feel as though it's spiraliing downward?

That must be tough.
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>>123634979
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>>123634672
>>123634792
>>123635045
I guess these spoiler tags are just starting to go bad or something. Maybe they're already spoiled, even. Oh well, best not to be too sour about it.

Anyway, I have a bit of a sweet tooth when if comes to food, to be frank.
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>>123634235
>>123634429
I would.
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>>123635408
I hope there's art of Over Heaven Chara out there.
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>>123635563
Cool stuff?

Like smoking cigarettes?
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>>123635586
Fucking kek
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>>123635597
Papyrus: new bones for his attacks.
Sans: a single slip of paper with a really, REALLY good knock-knock joke on it.

Both: milk for strong bones.
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>>123635610
>having dinner with the bone bros
>keep resetting just as sans is about to put the spaghetti in his mouth
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>>123634369
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>>123635676
no
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>>123635298
What's that anon, you want more puns?
That is what you're asking here right?
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>>123635590
You should at the very least watch a genocide run. Undyne is really fucking cool on that route.
Can't help you with your problem though.
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>>123635597
Sans would be too lazy/old to write a letter to Santa. Papyrus would misinterpret this and think Sans is on the naughty list, so he goes out and buys him a shit ton of gifts.
I'm not sure what he'd buy though
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>>123635664
>tfw you realize that Chara was basically Dio
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>>123635587

If that was supposed to be a joke, it's not funny.
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>>123635546
Because

>fashionable
>quirky
>already have simple colour palettes
>already cute individually
>soft???
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>>123635776
Listening to uncensored rap albums?
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>>123635597
Papyrus would ask Santa (who is Asgore dressed up to the nines as Santa) for a super deluxe cookware set

Sans would ask for like three snuggies to wear at once
>captcha image asked me for pictures of flowers
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>>123635232
>Sans
You want to wear the armor that heals your health every turn. Temy armor or Stained Apron. For weapon, Any will do. Real Knife doesn't waste as much time as the other "precise" weapons, as you can attack with it quickly.

Sell Temmie dog residue (From the Artifact) or Cloudy Glasses (From Old Man Turtle).
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>wanting to hug/snuggle with fluffy goat bunnies

ugh fantasies are weird...
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>>123635610
Jeeze, you're really fudging up those spoilers there. Maybe you shouldn't be punning on an empty stomach, punpal.

Don't worry, I'll wait for you to finish eating before I give you another serving of puns!
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>>123635824
sure
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>>123635786
But... Mad Dummy is DIO...
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>>123635873

>Genocide run
>Temmi Armor

You can't get that on a geno run.
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>>123635597
Papyrus: sexy robot figures, hotpants, cookware, puzzle construction books

Sans is more difficult. Maybe a telescope? Or sci-fi or astronomy books? Or something he can give to Papyrus? I could see him not asking for anything, considering he's probably the person who gives Papyrus his gifts. He doesn't really strike me as someone who cares about getting gifts. Unless this is younger Sans we're talking about.
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>thinking that humanized skeletons are black
>shiggy diggy

this is the only, and I MEAN ONLY humanization of any of the characters i deem half acceptable. skeletons should stay skeletons and monsters should stay monsters, but this image i can get used too.
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>>123635676
no way bro
lung cancer is NOT COOL
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>>123635590
you can't calm that storm
just pray it passes
or dont. your choice.
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>>123635873
>temy armor or Stained Apron
You can't get either of those on the genocide route.
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>>123635779
The puns in these threads cause me insufferable pain.
Yes.
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>>123635786
I guess that would make Sans Jotaro, then, huh?
Jotaro even turns to dust when he's killed!
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>>123635926
well what's cool to you if it isn't cigarettes or explicit rap
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>>123635590
Duel the fish instead.
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>>123634741
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>>123635786
>>123636021
Whoops, wrong picture. This was what I intended to post.
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male frisk a cute
i wanna hug
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Need more of Frisk and Sans being (platonically) cute instead of at each other's throats.
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>>123635615
Does it get fucked?

Please continue posting
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tall become small
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fuck, where did indie game generall go? i want to ask for this picture but not shit
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>>123635779
I can't stop smiling and I hate it.
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Ok so....uhh....

How the fuck did some demonic zombie child apparently get powerful enough to destroy the world?
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>>123636191
When you gave them LV 20 and corrupted them into a demon
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>>123636191
Determination
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>>123635996
actually the skeleton brothers having an italian thing would actually fit them pretty well, or that's a well drawn design.
Maybe that's why them being niggers always looks so bad, because they are designed towards tumblr instead of being designed towards actually trying to look like pap and sans.
like if you see a picture of these guys in different clothes you could say 'these guys look like sands and papyrus' but when you get the drawings of the nigger brothers, if it wasn't for the clothes, noone could tell who they are.
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>>123636184
>>123491270
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>>123636172
Sign-language Frisk for best Frisk.
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>>123636201
based anon, you're doing gods work
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>>123636172
Here you go.
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>>123636191
They didn't have any power at all before you let them in.
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>>123635779
This is so damn adorkable it hurts.
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>>123635625
>>123635924
Yeah, I'm getting a bit SALTY about it, especially given how I'm checking them pretty thoroughly now and still not seeing where I'm going wrong. Maybe I've simply been too GREEDY with them in the past, and am finally PAYING MY TAB. Anyone else having issues with them is more than free to CHIP in, it's only recently I've started having fishues.

Don't worry though, I'm a pretty tough NUT to crack. I'm prepared to try working around my spoiler-issue if you are, HONEY. I can still PEPPER my sentences with puns for you.
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>>123636257
There's a third picture that I didn't save
Just look it up on paheal/e621, it's not difficult
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OH SHIT

MOM'S HERE

QUICK PUT ON YOUR COOL FACE!
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>>123636256
Nig.
http://36.media.tumblr.com/70aa615b4807a4f5733383d2c360b84b/tumblr_nwj5c0JagZ1u0fvm7o1_1280.png
http://40.media.tumblr.com/ce525b64ed367ce10adc8f9d2e51e024/tumblr_nwj5c0JagZ1u0fvm7o2_1280.png
http://41.media.tumblr.com/3239a6c4faf78c725c3538c56d373541/tumblr_nwj5c0JagZ1u0fvm7o3_1280.png
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>>123635958
but think about it
>has a shitty home life
>gets adopted into a rich powerful family
>gets a brother he doesn't care about
>poisons his adopted father
>makes a desperate gamble for ultimate power
>Takes over his adopted brothers body
>literally everything that follows in the series / game is his fault
>ultimately is responsible for the destruction of the whole universe
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>>123636191
Because literally any mistake they would make, be it getting shot, stabbed, mutilated, or even irreparably stopped, would just result in them loading a save or resetting and doing it all over again.
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>>123636256
The way Sans dress at the end totally fits a Dunkel look.
>>
How the fuck am I supposed to beat Muffet in Pacifist mode?

It's so difficult because your LOVE never increases.
I'm trying to survive her shit with 20 HP.

AND I actually did buy a Spider Donut in the Ruins.
But I ate it.
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>>123636340
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>>123636256
Sign-language Frisk is worst Frisk. Why do artists and writefags keep imposing this on us, they can clearly talk.
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>>123636340
eyy shawty
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>decide to play mother 3 because of how often it and earthbound get compared to undertale
>mfw the fucking attic
Jesus christ I was not expecting a difficulty spike like this.
Why couldn't undertale get this non-casual? outside of genocide anyways
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>>123636256
It wouldn't really make sense, what with calling Toriel on a cell phone that only supports voice calls in the prologue.
Also, what's with Frisk's nose in that comic?

>>123636172
Here, have some more Sans and Frisk being cute.
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>>123636340
This has been a thumbnail the whole time.
https://41.media.tumblr.com/a4532f60852aa035b619bff641db526c/tumblr_inline_nxitwmRBbX1rxj30m_1280.png
RIP
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>>123636387
The "Frisk is mute" and "Sans has 1 HP" memes are some of the worst filth ever thought up by anyone.
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>>123636340
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>>123636376
Its timed, just keep going until it ends
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>>123636387
it keeps his/her/xer's gender more ambiguous
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>>123636340
>no red eyes

That's not my goat mom.
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Anyone of us /napstablook/?
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>>123636376
Survive certain amount of turns.
In other words
git gud.
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>>123636376
Learn to dodge. pay her before the attacks you are having issues surviving.
other than that, just wait. you will be able to spare her eventually.
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>>123636340
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>>123636436
>>123636436
>>123636387
http://www.abouttty.com/

You can operate a phone whilst mute.
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>>123636492
always ; _ ;
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>>123636449
Sans does have 1 HP though.
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>>123636376
Muffet is literally the easiest enemy in the game
She's the only boss I would want to do a no-hit run of
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>>123636492
>tfw basically napsta irl
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>>123636376
survive until she uses the pet spider 3 times
or buy a spider donut at ruins and save it in the box until the muffet battle.
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>>123636532
http://40.media.tumblr.com/f0f18b575ab8479183c48bb0dc743502/tumblr_nwycbpKS2G1qmzeeno1_1280.png
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>>123636434
The guitar? yeah that fight is a bitch, stay determined though Mother 3 is amazing and well worth the struggle

>>123636492
Napstablook is my spirit animal

>>123636449
but the sans has 1 HP thing is real
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>>123636434
If the attic is hard for you then IDK what to tell you for the rest of the game.
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>>123636449
>"Sans has 1 HP"
Anon, the game files confirm that being the truth.
>>123636485
She only has red eyes sometimes.
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>>123636340
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>>123636032
Well I'm not the greatest judge of cool, so I guess whatever you think is cool i guess. Honestly cool for me would just be hanging out and playing video games but whatever, cigarettes
and explicit rap can be cool too.
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>>123636492
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>>123636449
I agree. It's really stupid, but people draw (and write) what they want to draw (and write). As long as they don't start forcing it on other people (i.e. certain sjw's "Frisk is nonbinary! Frisk is agender! They/them pronouns! No negotiations") , I don't mind those people.

>>123636528
You really think that feature would be on such an old phone?
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>>123636528
I get that you're joking, but this is seriously the lengths that these morons would go through to justify an obnoxious headcanon that's clearly false.
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>>123636492
Haven't you seen how much we enjoy feeling like garbage?
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>>123634817
Jeez, man. Telling jokes to a freezing man? That's cold.
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>>123636434
Because Undertale is feel-good the game and the Genocide route was probably not focused upon that much as the Pacifist and Neutral routes

Plus the game absolutely needs to be easy because you need to go through low-level
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>>123636587
>>123636546
Doesn't Hyperdeath Asriel only have stats of 8 in the game-files, though? Given that he pretty obviously has and displays more than that, it's a fair assumption to make that other hidden information that isn't relevant to the main storyline wouldn't be accurate either.
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>>123636340

Don't look at me.
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>>123636612
M rated video games?
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>>123636014
>>123636190
I'm KNIT sure I have many more, but I'm sure I've got some PURLs left yet.
Frogging, Rip-it Rip-it. Because someone is inevitably going to NEEDLE little help.
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>>123636492
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>>123636681
He does damage on par with the other 8 ATK enemies, so yes. Its accurate.
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>>123636652
>ice drake's mom remembered something.
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>>123636340
Goodnight /utg/
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>>123636376

eat a fucking donut
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>>123635676
>You and goatbro are at school during break and are chatting under a tree
>You see Chilldrake and Ice Cap hanging out along the side of the school, away from the rest of the kids
>They each have something in their mouths while they talk and they puff out smoke
>You elbow Asriel and point towards them
"What are they doing?"
>"Wh- Uhh... I'm not sure" He says after a moment
"I'm going ask" You say, determined as ever
>You get up and Asriel babbles as he scrambles to follow you, not too keen on intruding
>You approach the two and they turn towards you.
>Ice Cap looks sick, and Chilldrake is trying his hardest to look cool while he continues to suck in from what appears to be a paper straw with something burning in it
"Hey guys" You say in a friendly tone
>Asriel waves and waits for you
"What are you guys doing?"
>Ice Cap is starting to look even worse for wear as the seconds tick by. Chilldrake coughs and angrily nudges Ice Cap, who suddenly exhales a big puff of smoke followed by a coughing fit
>"What does it look like?" Chilldrake says
>"We're smoking" He puts a special embellishment on the word 'smoking', as if you are supposed to know what it means
"What's that?" You ask, your childlike curiosity evident. Chilldrake scoffs and rolls his eyes
>"Well, what's it look like? It's what you do when you're cool"

"Well that's fucking stupid" You leave and never talk to those fucking losers again
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>>123636340
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>>123634817
Anon sounds like you need to take a chill pill and stop letting yourself get frozen up about life and learn to thaw out about and go with the flow
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>>123636620
Look at the phone he is using, Anonymous.

LOOK AT THE PHONE, ANONYMOUS!
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>>123636172
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>>123636154
>Joseph has the power of the Orange Soul
>Johnny has the power of the Yellow Soul
>Josuke has the power of the Green Soul
>Jolyne has the power of the Blue Soul

Jojolion Josuke is definitely some sort of Amalgamate.
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>>123636546
>>123636587
>>123636601

He has 1 HP in the game files so that it's impossible to not kill him in one hit. Anyone who's tried to make a game would know how obvious that is.

If he actually had 1 HP, and that's how things really worked, it is fucking impossible that he would have lived this long. Not only that, but HP is a construct in the game, determined entirely by Frisk's desire to hurt, which is obviously maximum during the Genocide boss fight.
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>>123636681
Asriel is obviously holding back with his attacks
You can't "hold back" your HP
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>>123636601
Yeah, and the files also confirm that hyperdeath Asriel apparently only has 8 ATK and 999 DEF instead of infinite for both like it says in the CHECK text, or that Asgore and Toriel's ATK/DEF aren't actually 80 within the actual code despite CHECK saying otherwise.

The actual data doesn't mean shit, anon.
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Post bad times.
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>>123636652

Ice see what you did there anon. Thanks for helping.
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>>123636201
there's better and more creative ways to get (you)s you know
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>>123636449
>>123636546
>>123636681
I think what they meant by the 1hp "meme" is people portraying Sans as getting killed by fall damage or getting hit by a strong breeze or something equally dumb. This is pretty obviously not the case.
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>>123636702
No, not until he's 17, then he can play them.
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>>123636312
Don't let it eat away at you, it's not like this is the wurst thing that's happened! These puns are still deliciously filling no matter how you slice it, and when you think about it, it's probably a bad idea to spoil food puns anyway!
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>>123636771
>it is fucking impossible that he would have lived this long.
It's possible to raise your HP temporally by sleeping. And we do know Sans sleeps a lot, and often.
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This game makes me want to make my own game.

But I feel like if I were to make a game, this is what Id want it to be like.

Fuck
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Goodnight nerds.
Make sure you guys get some sleep.
N-not that I care about you! I just want your SOUL to be healthy!
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>>123636449
Sans really does have 1HP though.
I don't mind mute or reticent Frisk. I think some of it's cute, as long as the artist isn't being an asshole and insisting that everyone else make Frisk mute or else they feel triggered.
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>>123636867
Do it anyway
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>>123636852
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>>123636559
No hit runs are pretty easy though in pacifist.
Two I have the hardest time consistently doing is the one attack of Asriel's where he starts to eat everything and surprisingly papyrus
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>>123636852
what the fuck is that and why is it in my thread
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>>123628685
https://twitter.com/fwugradiation/status/641953302490578944
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>>123636857
But everyone in the game sleeps. Why do none of them have temporarily increased HP? Sans likely sleeps before the bossfight, why doesn't he have more than 1 HP?
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>>123636739
You forgot the part where Chilldrake does wheelies on his motorcycle

without a helmet
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>>123636878
Goodnight, sleep well and take care.
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......all these lews aremaking me uncomfortable.
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>>123636340
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>>123636890
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>>123636172
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>>123636673
>absolutely needs to be easy because you go through it low-level
You.
You are what's wrong with the video games industry today.
Quit being a fucking casual and learn not to get hit in an RPG where you can literally dodge EVERYTHING and never take ANY damage.
If anything, making pacifist as challenging or more challenging overall than genocide would've made the message even stronger.
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>>123636946
Because 1HP is his max HP.

We can't tell if they have over max HP or not. Just their total.
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>>123636340
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>>123636745

That's some pretty dry ice there anon. Thank you. Asking me to do that is like a sublimate message.
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>>123636772
All of the Dreemurrs are holding back.
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I WANNA FUG MALE MONSTERKID
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>>123636878
but if I'm sleeping I'm not posting
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>>123636942
Isn't "aniki" only used for friends?
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>>123636485
>No Red-Eyes

That's just because she has good taste, anon.
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>>123636946
No you only get above max if you sleep in an Inn.
Undyne, Sans, Papyrus, pretty much everyone has their own homes and own beds.
They dont sleep in the Inn
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>>123636972
Nah, because then Pacifist would have been the "I'm doing it because I can, therefore must" route. Genocide has to be harder, and more grindy, for the message to have it's full effect in my opinion
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>>123636962
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>>123636972
Take it up with Toby, not me. If it were difficult people would complain and it would not be half as popular while /v/ would probably be sucking its dick

Honestly I wished there were more bosses because I love dodging their patterns. Only thing I don't like about Sans' fight is the menu bones, he's legit fun as fuck

Call me what's wrong
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>>123637039
monsterkid is cute and innocent and definitely not for fugging
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>>123636972
>lol harder means better guize!
Spotted the /v/ kiddie.
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>>123637089
We've seen Sans sleep practically everywhere in the game except for the inn
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>>123637068
I'm probably completely wrong, but isn't "aniki" used with the yakuza?
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I want a game like nintendogs where the characters are animals and I can INTERACT with them. I want to pet goat dad, goat mom, and goat son but they are actual goats! I want to hold skelepuppies. I want to feed undyne fish flakes.
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>>123636852
>Shipkids: The ultimate cancer
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>>123637183

http://jisho.org/search/aniki
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>>123637156
>monsterkid is cute and innocent
cute + innocent means better for fugging
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>>123637202
You mean, like Pokemon Amie from Gen VI and Skinship from Fire Emblem Fates?
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>>123637029

is there an image of mettaton with the 'saddest face' from gunnerkrigg court yet?
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>>123637256
mk is only for platonic kissing
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>>123633401
>>123634384
Awwww, I just want to snap their little necks.
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>>123637136
Two Asgores enter; one Asgore leaves.
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>>123637202
I want to feel Aarons bulging biceps
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>>123637346
>and then they just start fucking right in front of Undyne
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>>123636836
Yeah. Everyone's a silly sausage once in a while, and if a cutie-pie like you is going to let it slider then I'm happy. No need to bake even more of a fusilli about it. Thanks, sweetie. I could just eat you up.
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>>123637068
Simon called Kamina "aniki" in Gurren Lagann, and they had a sibling-like relationship.
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>>123636337
e621 is forever down and paheal sucks ass. I need someone to upload a lewd undertale gallery to the panda
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>>123637352
It was my first run ever and I encountered that. They were both talking at the same time and after the real Asgore left to start the boss fight (the front one), I talked to the back one and he said, "Sorry for trying to take your SOUL" before we had even fought
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>>123637101
No, anon. That's wrong. The point is that genocide is harder to get through, not that it's harder overall. That's why it's an absolute slog with no real reward other than one or two decent boss fights; you have to be absolutely determined to get through it, because the game is trying to stop YOU.

With pacifist, though, the same should also apply. The game isn't trying to stop you, but the people in it don't want Frisk to make it to Asgore, at least not at first.

Honestly the only easy route should be neutral, because it's literally the only route that isn't good at all. With genocide or pacifist you're sticking to one thing and keeping to it, with neutral you're just muddling about all wishy-washy like, not commiting to anything just like the game establishes you shouldn't do from the 4th fucking screen.

>>123637163
>implying that's what I'm saying
The game has literally no challenge to it outside of two fucking fights in the whole damn thing, anon. I'm not asking for full-on 2hu but I'd like pacifism to actually be a choice you have to THINK about making, rather than the 2nd easiest way through.
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His Theme puts both a fire and a sadness in me that's become so entrenched that I think I'm going to make my life better today, tomorrow, and forever.

brb killing myself
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>>123637428
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>>123637440
e621 still seems to be up and there wouldn't be anything on your meme hentai site that wouldn't also be on paheal anyway
Don't know what you're going on about
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>>123637349
that's actually a natural reaction to cute things anon!
many people have said " that thing is so cute I just want to squeeze it to death" or something of a similar degree, so scientists did a study, and discovered that finding something cute is a purely human reaction.
Since our instincts don't quite know what to do with cute things, they immediately tell us to get rid of it by "loving it to death."
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>>123637346
CUTE
>>123637390
YES THEN THIS
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>Amalgamate is hovering close, looking for affection.
>You pet the Amalgamate.
>It convulses rapidly... then calms down.
>It rests quietly on your lap for a moment... Zzzzz...
>Suddenly, it shoots away and crawls wildly on the walls!

...who wrote this creepy shit?!
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I doodled something
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>>123637510
The game just doesn't have enough boss fights to make this work. It's too short for a good difficulty curve and there's just gaps where you're not even fighting anyone to begin with

It's definitely more about the characters and story than gameplay just like most RPGs
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>>123637540
People find things cute because they resemble babies, why would we instinctively want to kill babies?
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>>123637612
Leave until you complete the game.
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>>123634743
I've kinda thought about this with Asriel.

I guess I find the idea of Frisk knifing themselves in front of a stunned goat hilarious.
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>>123637593

two androgynous characters ambiguously rubbing up on each other in a confusing but still nondescript way. like, even undyne's just like "wwwwwwhaaaaaat"
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>>123637613
Very cute! Lineless art is hard, it turned out nice.
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>>123636771
>he missed out on the "easiest enemy in the game joke"
i feel bad for you
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>>123637526

Could you give me a winter pun before you ice yourself? Don't leave me out in the cold here.
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>>123637539
the freedom of being able to fap while only having to press left or right on the keyboard. That's why I want sadpanda
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>>123637654
If he has past the neutral ending once I think he's fine.
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>>123637408
But Simon and Kamina aren't actually related. I usually see aniki for unrelated people with a brotherly bond, and kyoudai, niisan, and otouto for blood brothers. But then sometimes niisan gets used for nonrelated people too. I honestly don't know anymore.
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>>123637634
>it's too short for a good difficulty curve

And that's why hardmode needs to happen.


Preferably with detours through the larger part of the RUINS, and another detour through the CAPITAL.
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good ol sillyness
http://skeletontears-and-a-toyknife.tumblr.com/tagged/this-is
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>>123637612
>their dog doesn't convulse rapidly after petting it and then crawl wildly on the walls happy for affection

get a better dog
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>>123637707
i have a mouse with two thumb buttons, i have them set up to swap tabs
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Well, /utg/?
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>>123637685
here you go anon, I'd rather not paraphrase
http://priceonomics.com/why-do-we-smother-cute-things/
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>>123637718
There's still the final battle left though.
>>123637730
I have seen "kyoudai" used for non-blood brothers.
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>>123637707
You could just open multiple tabs and ctrl+page up/down
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>>123637732
I wouldn't mind that, it sounds like fun and the possibilities are endless

Like Toriel EX, Papyrus EX etc.
No but seriously, the first boss fight to give anyone shit is Undyne. It's almost legit impossible to die to Toriel and completely impossible to die to Papyrus. The game legit just isn't hard
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>>123637408
I wish someone would draw Frisk as Simon, Sans as Kamina, and Papyrus as Yoko because I find that hilarious.
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>>123637782
No thanks, I prefer to watch Season 2 instead. Way better in my opinion..
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>>123637782
fuck off trash lizard
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>>123636852
please don't
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>>123637428
i think that dino is salvageable
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>>123637730
きょうだい just means a sibling-like relationship. Blood relation or not doesn't matter.
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reposting for the late night crowd

no i will not make a chara version
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>>123637782
Yes.
But only if she gets fish to duel me first.
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Gasterfags please. I wants to feel you all.
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>>123637787
Wrong post.
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>>123637685
whoops,
>>123637787
was meant for
>>123637635
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>>123637782
Yes I would. I also want to hug a lizard.
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>>123637782

i, too, am garbage and will happily sit adjacent to you while watching anime junk for approximately 6 hours straight.
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Goodnight /utg/

Sweet dreams to those anons heading to bed soon as well and happy day to those waking up or already starting their days.

Good vibes all around
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chara did nothing wrong
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>>123637782
anime and chill with alphys?
ye
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>>123637901
np.
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just got a tablet so thought i'd draw a tem!!
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>>123637961

good night lsdanon
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>>123637961
Fuck you
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>>123637868
>>123637730
>>123637798
>>123637408
>>123637068
>>123637183
Japanese use "brother" and "sister" for metaphorical close relationships among unrelated persons as much as we do.
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>>123637879
>wanting to duel the fish
>when you know she just plays Mermails or Atlanteans with zero traps cause muh "take life head on"

If you want to duel against shitters, why not just play against me anon
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>>123637881
...What happened to the anon?
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>>123637961
Goodnight anon.
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>>123636942
>>123637183
It's not just a yakuza thing but I believe it is somewhat associated with gangs.

Now I want art of yakuza skelebros.
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Chocolatefags represent

possibly two new images coming, albeit with the makers' loli character in it
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>>123637968
Bullshit, Chara killed everyone she knew and love and proceeded to stuff herself with chocolate and pie while working on her goal to delete humanity

Maaaybe pick one lucky man to have a spawn, but depends what she feels like. Maybe fetus taste like chocolate
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>>123637404
Oh my, you're getting pretty saucy there, pumpkin. I can't say I mind having sweet nothings being whispered into my ear, though... Whipping up puns with you is always a real treat, after all.
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>>123637968
except destroy the universe because he's an asshole
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>>123637961
Goodnight, anon.
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>>123638037
There is no Anon left, but more of Gaster than ever.
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>>123637812
too much work

>>123637775
wish I had that
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>>123637910

tfw gay fish gets to pound her

actually, i'm okay with that
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>>123638002
That tem is strangely charming
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>>123637961
goodnight anon! sleep well
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SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONE SECOND JIM
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>>123638037
He's trapped in the void now.
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>>123638123
You're still just having one hand on the keyboard pressing two buttons, only difference is that you're also using your thumb to hold down a third
What's so difficult about that?
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>>123637782
Will she be sucking my dick as we watch?
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>>123636942
Now I want to know all the other terms they use for each other. Does Papyrus call himself Papyrus-sama? Does Undyne speak in Kansai accent? Does Alphys become a Kenichi Smith?
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>>123638072
monsters deserve to be genocided family

>>123638086
the universe is overrated
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>>123637910
>staying up all night with lizard huddled together under blankets watching anime
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>>123637968
Chara trusted Asriel. That's one thing they did wrong.
>>
Gaster is obviously Sans, or what he eventually became in one of the neutral playthrough's aftermath. Because his shattering was so great, it stretched across timelines. The Sans you know is a man walking to his death. He knows this, though.
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>>123637782
>WORST CHARACTER
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>>123638217
Who said I hated her for it?

Everything wrong she did is the reason I'm turned on. That and her love for chocolate and pie. Devilish, fat little qt mass murder

We know what we did. We killed Sans together
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>>123638152
noo
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>>123637404
>>123638081
I'm not sure I can stomach more food puns, I feel full to the brim with them already, perhaps you should try another topic? Variety is the spice of life, and you should relish it.
It feels like your rate of punning is slowing down to molasses anyways.
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>>123638002
have a monster kid too
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monsterkid is fucking cute
i wanna hug
i wanna fug
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>>123638275
undyne and alphys are funny because they're mostly true.
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>>123638275
But it's true, Sans does have a brother complex. He probably had a wet dream about Papyrus.
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I just want to be trapped in the void. Please cuddle me, my cuties.

Blobster is literally the best. Why isn't there more?
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>>123637875
I'm sure someone will eventually make their own Chara version
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>>123638412
>wet dream

Nah. I think any dreams Sans has would be very dry.

Did you expect a pun?
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>>123638370
you got the wrong thread anon probably.
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>>123638013
>when you know she just plays Mermails or Atlanteans with zero traps cause muh "take life head on"

Anon, that's just wrong. Did you forget about the echo flower trap she set up? Somebody had to block off the alternate route. She also made the flower and piano puzzles, so there'd be a splash of that in her deck.
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>>123638002
>>123638363
Now draw lewds of them both
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>>123638370
pale skinned folk freak me out, i wouldn't say it's a deep instinctual fear or anything tho
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>>123638376
>he will never give you a footjob
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>>123638458
I feel like I just got blueballed.
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>>123638370
>Xenomorphs
>scary
>not deeply sexual
Giger was a mad man
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>read all of the sans/reader fics in the writebin
>all of the ones on ao3
>all of the ones in the compendium

Why is it so hard for me to satisfy my lust for the short skeleton? I'm upset that 99% of the fics were OOC anyway.
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>>123638458
anon why.
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>>123638497
doing each other of course
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MALE FRISK
MALE MONSTERKID
MAKING OUT!
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>>123638565
That's optional, but it would be something I haven't seen before
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>>123638562
>>123638537
I'm not sorry.
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>>123636942
Forgive the absolutely retarded question - when he says Papyrus uses aniki, does that mean he uses it for Sans or he gets called aniki? I assume it's the former but just want to clairfy.
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>>123638562
did he leave you high and dry
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>>123638596
He calls Sans aniki.
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>>123638186
Well they're both too much work but only moving a thumb is much better. I'd rather not have to open 30 tabs and just have a gallery where I can left or right arrow, also much better for when I'm fapping on the shitter with my phone.
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>>123638579
nyet
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>>123638013
I would anon but I am very busy.
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>>123638204
I want to know if Flowey/Asriel would call themselves "ore-sama" when in Omega Flowey/Hyperdeath god forms.
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>>123638637
You could just save the pics and look at them with irfanview
And I don't get why someone would jack off on a toilet, but if you really want to do that you could throw the collection into a dropbox folder I suppose
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>>123638081
Are things getting too spicy for you? I can turn the heat down if you think things are coming to a boil too quickly, there's muffin' I'd like less than to fluster you too much.

These are a particularly good batch of puns you've cooked up though, souper. They really cut the mustard!
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>>123636172
you have excellent taste
I thirst for sans and frisk having a good relationship post pacifist
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>>123638541
The price of being most popular character means he attracts all the entry-level retards.
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>>123638698

i've always wondered, why do people call it "omega flowey" when it says "photoshop flowey" everywhere?
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>>123634741
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>>123638698
*refer to themselves as, more like
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>>123638712
http://40.media.tumblr.com/bf246096dd6a821da0d61f506ebefe41/tumblr_nvd7zhxPL31tma6m4o1_1280.png
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Goddamn my dick hasn't been as hard as it has been with Gasterfags. HELP.
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>>123638757
It's the name that catched up on /v/ when the game was just released and nobody had reached the true end yet.
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>>123638698
Ware most likely. Asgore certainly would.

>>123638757
Probably because Omega sounds a lot cooler.
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>>123638768

ULTIMATE GOD OF HYPERDEATH

DONUT STEEL
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>>123636532
Blooky got fucked when you think about it.

>Blook and his cousin's house were an allegory for their closeness.

>Cousin goes on to be famous and literally forgets Blook ever existed. See ya, sucker!

>Even in Pacifist ending they never reconcile.

Yeah, Mett is a Grade-A shithead for that.
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>>123638704
>And I don't get why someone would jack off on a toilet
I gets the need to take a shit and I have my phone while there, easy fapping and easy unloading straight into the shitter.
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>>123638768
http://orig01.deviantart.net/5a81/f/2015/315/d/8/you_think_you_re_something_special_by_kuroleopard-d9gc2yj.png
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oi
wheres all the monsterkid x frisk r34 at?
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>>123638632
Okay, thanks anon.
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>>123638840
Blooky calling is enough to make Mettaton give up his plan on going to the surface, and he puts Blooky in his band to be close to him in true pacifist.

Mettaton is a Grade-A shithead, but not for those reasons.
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tfw no goatdad
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That Kuroleopard asriel pic is cool
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HEY GYUS

http://i.imgur.com/kWkEq23.jpg
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>>123638807
But you see Photoshop Flowey mentioned in the Neutral End credits.

>>123638840
Yeah he does. He mentions it in his diary how he wants to go see his cousin but is too busy at the moment, and in the ending they form a band with Shyren.
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>>123638436
true
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>>123638798
Doesn't the 'foreverially gasterized' bullshit involve your dick becoming absorbed and digested to mush, though? It won't be like that for long.
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>>123638841
But you're sitting on a toilet, in your own house
Why not just walk over to the computer so you can sit in a comfy chair and look at a screen that isn't for ants?
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>>123638840

i think mettaton's just trying to live in his new identity, but he at least brings blooky with him on tour and such, ame with shyren who everyone aside from aaron actually likes.
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>search 'undertale faces' on google images
>get furry OCs and knowyourmeme
anyone got the faces seen in the chatboxes in game?
I'm trying to make some fresh meme but its proving difficult
especially since I've never used sony vegas in my entire life
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>>123633685
>angry

For like a second, mans a saint.
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>>123638932
Because I'm already on the shitter. I only fap on the toilet when I'm taking a shit.

You don't understand
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>>123638916
>reading credits
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>>123638840
>Mett is a Grade-A shithead
Mettaton is probably the worst of the main characters, as a person.
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>>123638541
draw/write your own porn, my friend

>writing this reader x drunk sans fic is way harder than I originally anticipated
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>>123638969
>Asgore 'King Kindergarten Killer' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Spike The Tyke' Dreemur
>Asgore 'Ankle-Biter Beater' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Crying Child Crusher' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Non-Senior Citizen Slayer' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Toddler Terminator' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Munchkin Murderer' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Innocent Infanticider' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Punt The Runt' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Mourning Mother-Maker' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Child Coffin Collector' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Youngster Euthanizer' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Splat The Brat' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Be Mean To Teens' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Maybe Killed A Baby' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Gerber Grow-Up Plan Gleaner' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Preschool Purifier' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'When They Hit The Flowers, They're Dead In Hours' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Extra-Small Exterminator' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Halfpint Holocaust' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Kiddy Cleanser' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'You Must Be This Tall To Live' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Crueler for the Preschooler' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Offspring Annihilator' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Get Rid Of The Kid' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Infant Slayer Player' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Stabbed Some Kids Through The Ribs' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Trust Fund Refund' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Playground Flaying Round' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Adolescent Suppressant' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Youthanizer' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Out Of The Womb, Into The Tomb' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'No Longer Married Cause Some Kids Got Buried' Dreemurr
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>>123634741
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>>123638915
I want to devour that ass
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>>123638978
But you're sitting on something that's not entirely comfortable looking at a really fucking tiny screen
I'd think it'd be worth the effort to just walk over to the computer

You're not cut, are you?
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>>123639037
of course.

>>123638915
Also suni wants someone to put it on e6 if anyone feels up to it.
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>>123638915
Is that Asriel or Toriel?
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>>123638768
N I C E
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>>123634743
This is how I felt, wish it was a option.
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>>123639035
http://orig13.deviantart.net/8d52/f/2015/315/b/4/i_can_t_keep_this_form_by_kuroleopard-d9ga6ql.png
Want me to explain how to get full size off dA
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Here's your (L O N D O N)
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>>123639071
Considering the meta message, I'd have to guess Asriel
He WAS/IS Flowey, after all.
>>
Its real.
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>>123639050
My toilet is mad comfy and I have a Galaxy S6 Edge+, that screen is pretty nice.

I'm uncut so I have a habit of closing the cum in the foreskin. So I would do that and have to walk to the toilet grabbing my foreskin together so nothing slips out. When I'm on the toilet I can just unload into it. Plus I mostly edge when I'm on the computer instead of just doing quick faps that I do on the toilet
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>>123639119
I'd be interested actually.
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https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1448627641918.webm

Reminder
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>>123639035
SUPER NI C E I really like this one it's too cute aaaaaaaa.
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>>123638963
is this the guy that did the comic were:
>guy tries to draw Toriel
>draws her with a big butt
>get's confused
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>>123634743

i expected a sacrifice option, but that was due to me giving the game more credit, since it'd already thrown a lot of surprising forethought at me already
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>>123639180
I hate Asriel slightly less now.
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>>123639195
yes

>>123639071
Asriel
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>>123639195
It's Phillip Bankss, yes.
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>Trying to sort images with more than one character
I feel like I will never have a good way to do this.
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>>123639254
[main character][secondary character][description]

pic name related
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>>123639195
I not sure about that one, but I know hes the artist you all know and love for booby
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>>123639254
Just use the tag feature of windows, anon
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>>123639021
shit are you serious, I was just thinking an hour ago "wow sure wish drunk sans fic existed", please post
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>>123639170
My phone's screen is only 0.7" smaller, and I hate having to use it
I also do the foreskin thing, after I do that I can just dump it wherever, usually into a paper towel

But really, why the toilet faps?
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>>123639254

i gave up with shit like that years ago, it's better to download a booru app of some sort and tag everything or tag shit in a folder with longass names and search the whole thing.
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Goodnight /utg/
>>123638963
The sprite folder may help you with that.
https://mega.nz/#!lMZHjBII!aSPsM0KEUrQKUtR88W7lxisphltQZ-OnHVRf8skBwVU
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>>123639218
I need more asriel as in my life
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>>123636705
this shit is great
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>>123638712
Oh, not at all... actually, I'm getting thirstier for more, and I do hope you plan to take responsibility and not abandon me like a quiche or something. Think you'll be able to satiate my hunger?
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>>123639336
>>But really, why the toilet faps?
Like I said, I'm already on the shitter so I just grab my phone and start stroking it. I don't know what else to say.
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>>123638915
>tfw i do have a collection of asriel pics
>tfw they're not lewd but this hits hard anyway
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>>123639180

Now I'm more annoyed.
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>>123639389
Why do you bring your phone with you to the shitter anyway?
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>>123639396
He's just teasing you, c'mon, he's butt naked.
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>>123639119
Not him, but I would like to learn about it.
>>123639254
Make folders for groups/duets/etc.
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>>123639351
goodnight anon
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>>123638915
>http://i.imgur.com/kWkEq23.jpg
fug
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>>123639254
i just sort alphabetically

as long as i leave character names in with the file, i can just search for them
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>>123638915
The crop looks better than the original.
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>>123639119
Shoot I forgot about the download button to the right. Thanks m8.

>>123639178
Just go to the right and click download. Pretty simple once you know it's there.
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>>123633913
It's more because of AIDS or whatever disease Chara catched
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>>123639180
G O A T
O
A
T
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Why is the OP image gone? Wasn't it just Asriel? How?
>>
>pun anons caught in an unending hell because neither can give up the battle
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>>123638915
Imagine burying your face in while he calls you a sicko

Heaven
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>>123634586
They were dead.
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>>123639326
I'm not even close to done writing it, and even then, I'm not a good writer so I probably won't post it
I also don't know exactly how I want the lewd scene to go down. Sensitive bones? Ecto dick? Non-con, or is he into it?? I can't fucking decide and it's frustrating.
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>>123639251
seeing his stuff makes me smile a little bit
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>>123639602
And it's a Suni image, too, so he's got a donut just sweaty with tasty butt juice.
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>>123639178
>>123639424
dA usually presents an image that can be expanded. The expansion stops at 1024px wide if the original image is larger, and is therefore a thumbnail. Not sure about vertical limit.
The button on the right is not always available. I see it all the time for images that are small enough to be loaded in the regular pane, so its not autodisabled just because the original size is <= 1024px.
I figure artists can disable the original-size option. You know, if they're assholes.

For example, >>123637910's dA page has no button.

>>123639538
And look what I decided to use as an example.
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>>123639415
Why not, when I take a shit it's massive. Phone is there to kill time with vidya, shitposting, and fapping material. Also sometimes I might get a call or text or something.
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>>123639336
its just something you gotta try
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>>123639601

It's snow fun when they won't branch out and face the cold front. All I want are some ice winter puns.
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>>123639667
Does it take half an hour for you to take a dump or something?
>>123639689
At some point I believe I have, actually
I don't remember any details besides that it was terrible and I didn't know why I thought it was a good idea
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>>123639580
the mods are puritans who can't handle a little implied lewd
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>>123639580
The dude who posted the OP probably got banned or something.
>>123639601
At least that's a pretty entertaining hell to watch.
>>
>>123639667

do you... fap while you shit?
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>>123639606
well, comatose and about to die, anyways

when the book in snowdin mentions monster having "fallen down" i think that means their bodies are beginning to fail, but they have not been died outright yet.
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need to get some shuteye, goodnight /utg/ have a good time wherever you are!
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>>123639601
>implying this is a bad thing for either of us

This is what love looks like, anon.
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>>123639746
>Does it take half an hour for you to take a dump or something?
When I add in fapping it can take somewhere about an hour on the shitter.

>>123639763
I dump it all then I fap.
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Reminder that Sans is not hacking, he just has really good headphones
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skelebros-covers-nobody-wanted.tumblr.com/post/134098768053/youre-going-to-have-a-bad-time-happy-100
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>>123639662
I was hoping there'd be a way to check for originals like on tumblr and twitter if the download button's not available, but I'm guessing there's no way if the artist disables it huh? Thanks your help though.
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>>123639642
The blood rushed to my dick so fast I got light headed
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>>123634862
Why was Chara evil only after death?
>>
>>123639790

>flip image
>add blue glow to eye
>suddenly it's what hatred looks like
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>>123639840
Because of you. You're the one that teaches them to be an omnicidal maniac.

Well, maybe not you specifically. But the player.
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>>123639785
Goodnight anon, sleep tight.
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>>123639790

what happens when you run out?
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>>123639746
eh you might just have to do it a couple times and go all the way

CAPTCHA:select all flowers

computer we'll fukkin fight
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>>123639785
gnight
>>
>>123639830
fuck
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>>123639794

Look. We know you have a scat fetish. Just say it and go away.
>>
Which boss fight aroused you the most?
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>>123639794
I don't get it
When I take a shit I go in, shit, and go out in less than 5 minutes
>>123639885
Well, I suppose it probably isn't that different if you're used to sitting in a chair while posting, but I use a laptop in bed for maximum comfy

Though it probably still is different because you're posting from a phone and posting from a phone is a huge pain in the ass
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>>123639980
>scat
Kill yourself
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>>123639879
They reset.
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>>123639990
I genuinely got a little excited at Asgore.
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>>123639607
Start out with sensitive bones and then give him a vagina. He tries to push the reader away at first but gives in when it feels too good and his mind is too clouded to resist.
>>
I wish a skeleton would be my friend.
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>>123640045
Same. Felt way too good even though Asgore was having a bad time.
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>>123640021
It's just preference. I like to take my time on the shitter, it's peaceful.
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>>123639990
Durin Asriel's fight when you're saving all of your friends it gives you the option to hug Asgore. It's only a couple lines of text but it made me feel fuzzy inside
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>>123639990
Not a boss but every fight tho
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>>123640086
But your skeleton is already your friend anon.
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>>123640097
But doing anything on a phone is a pain in the ass, why wouldn't you want to get back to a proper computer as soon as possible?
>>
>>123640021
other toilet anon
i dont post on the shitter i do social media bullshit and fap after that
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>>123639990
Sans fight revved me up after the 25th attempt I was left high and dry. It's like a girl starting to suck your dick but then getting up and walking away.
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>>123639990
Sans

Because the closer I got to murdering him, the closer I allowed myself to bring back Chara~
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>>123639990

Genocide Toriel
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bored, give me a porn request. might not be able to finish it tonight but it'll give me somethin to do.

BUT
no main cast or boss monsters, only standard enemies/non-essential NPCs
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>>123639180

I don't care about goat or goat accessories, but you can't just cockblock a man like that, posting Hopes and Dreams intro and cutting it off right before it gets to the good part.
>>
/utg/ is my best friends!
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>>123639832
There might be, but the image location has some funky shit in the url that I can't predict.
http://orig13.deviantart.net/8d52/f/2015/315/b/4/i_can_t_keep_this_form_by_kuroleopard-d9ga6ql.png
http://orig01.deviantart.net/5a81/f/2015/315/d/8/you_think_you_re_something_special_by_kuroleopard-d9gc2yj.png
Look at the differences between these two alone, side by side.
just changing any values in them like so turns them into 404s
http://orig13.deviantart.net/5a81/f/2015/315/d/8/you_think_you_re_something_special_by_kuroleopard-d9gc2yj.png
http://orig13.deviantart.net/8d52/f/2015/315/d/4/i_can_t_keep_this_form_by_kuroleopard-d9ga6ql.png

I'll take a closer look at it some time later, but I doubt anything can be done about it without some debatably legal code cracking.
tumblr started doing the same thing in like 2013, late 2012 at the earliest, and I remember Indexer (and myself) being very upset about it.

Twitter doesn't do this, so as long as someone posts an original twitter filename you don't even need reverse image search.
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>>123640153
It's not that big of a pain, it's rather easy. Maybe I got used to it from years of toilet phone fapping.
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>>123639990
I wanted to fuck Papyrus right there, in those icy fields.
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>>123640132
But anon, I hate myself, bones and all.
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>>123640198

bunny head and grillby
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>>123640198
draw heats flamesman getting fucked
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>>123640198

Tsunderplane's fuselage or winglets!
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>>123639830
>songs for Gaster
Wait, how? I thought he doesn't have any sound noises.
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>>123639383
What, leave you? Perish the thought, there aren't a shal-lot of people as eggselent as you around to chew the fat with. I'll continue serving up as many puns as you can stomach, as cheesy as it sounds.

I've punned around with a few people before, but you really take the cake and are the apple of my eye.
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>>123640198
Lemon Bread and Shyren
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>>123640198
The world needs more Madjick dick
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>>123640198
that fucked up bird thing that looks like its skateboarding on a hot dog
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>>123640198
I wanna see lewds of Aaron. because horsecock
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>>123639695
You seem to be getting a cold reception regarding your wintery puns, but I won't give you the cold shoulder as well. Still, you should cool out and have a chill evening.
I hope you feel some sleeting joy from all of this, whoever you are.
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>>123640256
I can work with this
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>>123640198
Hyper futa temmie cumming uncontrollably and cutely
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My Chara shimeji has been sitting and staring at me ever since I started writing that picnic fic.

Should I be concerned.
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>>123640198
Woshua's cousin named Cumellia

>>123640271
Enter his name at character creation, I think. When he's making those notes about darkness.
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>>123640296
this. madjick and knight knight
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>>123640198

also, if that has a fullview, i'd like to see it at least 9in spoiler, of course)
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>>123640217
are you the one that's supposed to be in a crate
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Is wanting to freeze to death while laughing at sleety puns about winter too much to ask for?
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>>123640345
God dammit
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>>123640321
>Enter his name at character creation, I think.
That just resets the game,
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>>123640321
The game just resets doesn't it?
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>>123640310
>>123640296
>>123640324
I'll do Madjick after I finish with Grillby's and drunk bunny
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>>123640319
>Chara Shimeji

Link that shit, son. Also hi again~
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I like to draw Asriel doing cute things
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>>123640319
Does it normally get "stuck" when it stops to stare?
One of my old shimejis would get stuck on its sitting routine since there is nothing that tells it to, like, do anything else besides wait there indefinitely until you pluck at them with the mouse. I think it's a programming mistake.
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>>123640375
>>123640389
Wait until after the introduction. I didn't do it myself but I think that's how you get it.
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>>123640401
Check the pastebin. You'll need to download the Mischievous shimeji-ee program yourself though.

Bad stop that.
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>>123640078
You know, I considered this, but I am really, REALLY not a fan of boypussy so I kinda don't want to go down that route.
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>>123640319
Run while you still can.
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>>123640420
this count?
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>>123640370
what are you doing wandering around here right now anyway, is it a reasonable hour where you live?
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>>123639601
>Hell
You'll understand when you're older.
>>123639695
Chill, dude. As nICE as it'd be to switch things up when we're done, I don't want to be all flakey when we've already got something going. That sounds like a cool topic though, maybe I won't have to give you the cold shoulder next time.
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>>123640335
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1727566#search=golly
here you go, friendo
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>>123640307

Thank you for fulfilling my flurry of requests anon. This will help cool my hypothermic death throes down.
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>>123640223
Yeah, I was actually pretty pissed when tumblr started fucking up their urls as well. Now finding the originals is pretty much dependent on reverse image search.
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>>123640489
It's 3:00 AM. I'm not sleepy enough yet so I stayed up to talk to you guys and play video games.
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>>123639990
Muffet, without a doubt.
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>>123640461
http://41.media.tumblr.com/c224ad90bb941ebcb70e541b79969872/tumblr_inline_nwswiifhqp1qi26xi_1280.png
Still looks like shit since the original is bigger than 1280. yeah, rip, or whatever.
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>>123640296
this desu
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>>123640461
thats pretty good
i had 1 serving of giggle
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>be pretty vanilla
>start researching about Gaster
>read fics and look at fanart
>him "consuming" your entire body and making you feel good
>the weird, tingling gooey sensation all over your entire body
>every inch of you feeling some strange tingling, wet and gooey feel
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>>123640458
I'm sorry you have such terrible taste, anon.

>tfw you will never eat out Sans' magic blue raspberry vagina
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>>123640550

what games c:
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>>123640605
you into goo guys, my nigga?
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>>123640530

thanks, have some kawaii
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>go onto rule 34 to check out who has the most porn
>it's sans
>mfw
He's a skeleton
A SKELETON
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>>123640583
I need this picture without Toriel's face
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>>123640605
>Anon discovers their vore fetish
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>>123640605
A.A.A.A.A.A.A.AA WHY IS THIS SO HOT
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>>123626865
>Also, if you missed my fic from last night:
>http://pastebin.com/UffkAzy6
I absolutely love the idea of this fic, but the execution could be improved.
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>>123640605

you gonna vore, son
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>>123640637
Fallout 4

D-Don't make fun of me...
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>spend three hours browsing different websites for pictures of Undyne
help me I'm in love with a cartoon fish
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>>123640694
This transformed into a link for me. 4chan x?
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>>123640617
Its rare to meet anyone who shares my fetish. Are you a girl as well?
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>>123640550
so we live in the same timezone, huh

remember that good boys don't stay up too late
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>>123640716
What's with this general and vore recently? Before it was that one shota asriel vore annoying faggot, but now we have Gaster absorption and Asgore eating children all over the place.
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>>123640683
https://imgur.com/pxKc0WS

naughty anon
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>>123640667
Not to mention most of it is pretty garbage. Not even funny to look at like the Papyrus stuff or hilariously disgusting like Flowey. It's just boring or badly drawn.
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>>123634743
I was ready to do that, i was drained out after learning everything. I just thought that they suffer enough especially the goat family. i let papa-goat defeat me a lot of times and even go that far of not equipping the knife because i didn't want to hurt him that badly.
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>>123640775
So should I take my Chara vore fantasies away?
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>>123640740

i just type undyne in the tumblr search. it doesn't show everything, but i've stumbled onto some with like 100 pages of fanart and porn of decent quality
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>>123640501

I need a long enough list to be able to read for at least 20 minutes while facing exposure to jack frost. I know it seems blizzare, but I want to ice myself with laughter on my lips. Snow big deal if you want to keep bantering with your other special snowflake though. Icy how important this is to you.
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>>123640667

>Mysterious past
>Loves his brother
>Casual, funny, and smooth-tongued
>Absolutely demolishes you in Genocide Route while trash-talking you.
>Lazy and loves to loaf around otherwise.
>Depressed, but keeps going (can be fixed)

He hits basically every base of attraction for women (In a general sense).

Some of the above, plus him being readily paired with Frisk, Chara (because Genocide Route), Toriel, Papyrus, Grillby, or Gaster, and you have a recipe for tons of porn.
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>>123640740
I understand your pain.
The only thing I can do is post images you probably already have.
Don't worry, no thumbnails here.
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>>123640758
Okay, I'll go now. Goodnight, /utg/!
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>>123640740
Embrace your feelings for the fish.
CHERISH THE FISH.
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>>123639642
Stop it

I don't want to sexualize the goat
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>>123640605
>>123640694
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>>123640847
Goodnight I love you
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>>123640856
But anon,
fat gay weeb lizard is already my waifuu
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I'm glad I grew out of most of my fetishes. Except fit chix in wrestling outfits.
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>>123640740
I did the same for a different character today. I didn't know how fast time was passing until I looked outside the window and it was dark. We'll get through this, anon.
If it's any consolation, you've got good taste.
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Do the spider dance!
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gay fish jams
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>>123640847
I'll put extra pillows in the crate for you.
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>>123640934
Oh. Well, then cherish and appreciate their relationship instead.
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>>123640956
No thumbnails allowed
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>>123640617
Hey, if I'm gonna have pussy, I want it to be on a girl.
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>>123640775
It started with some guys talking about making Asgore suffer after some guy got "Asgore vore" in a roll game and just sorta snowballed from there after someone posted a comic of gaster absorbing a dude.
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>>123640324
Imagine Madjick fucking Knight Knight while she sleeps.
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>>123640819
For once I'm glad tumblr is full of lesbian artists.
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>>123640919
really? the goat wants to sexualize you
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>>123640775
I'm the guy who started the Gaster shit. I legitimately didn't mean for this to happen. It just kinda did. Sorry.

I'm also not that sorry cause it's kinda hot. :^)
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>>123640745
Yes______
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>>123640728

i watched some footage of fo4 and it looked like a blast despite its flaws. i was introduced to the series thru fo3 though so im kind of put off by it entirely

>>123640775

for once in my life i feel kind of normal for being a vanilla furry, thanks /utg/
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>>123640617
>flavored genitals
Okay look stop this is a dangerous fucking road here
Casual fucking warning
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>>123640667
Nigga I've had a skeleton fetish since Skeletor, this is just another to add to the pile.
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>>123640920
>YOU GUYS ARE FUCKED YOU KNOW THAT
Be glad that someone still wants your decomposing melted dick, you old fuck.

I mean, you have your pick of the sick weirdos here, it's better than nothing.
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>>123641069
please elaborate. why would that be a dangerous road?
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>>123634384
>Blue eyes
>Long black cloak.
And I can assume we only perceive Gaster talking in Wingdings because his voice enters our brains without first alerting our ears.
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>>123640991
>image limit reached
Fuck.

Next thread I'm spamming gay fish and weeb lizard.
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>>123640920
gaster go to bed
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>>123641084

skeletor was mostly muscley flesh, he merely had a skullface
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>>123641024
that's my fetish
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>>123641126
What is he "supposed" to look like?
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>>123641145

bless you
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>>123641145
Looking forward to it anon.
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>>123640740
I totally get how that feels anon. Just this time last year I had fallen for a vidya character and was pretty much constantly obsessively looking for art of them. I still love him but the art well has dried up unfortunately.
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>>123641049
Nice! When did you discover the glory of literal boypussy?
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>>123641084
Everybody has a skeleton inside of them
How are you not constantly aroused
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>>123641205
>>123641239
Well shit now I actually gotta do it.
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>>123641272
Who was it?
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>>123641169
He was just the beginning of it, a certain webcomic cemented it.
>>123641286
Because I can't see them.
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>>123641123
I've seen it consume HEHE entire threads for hours on end in the past.
Debates over mint vs cilantro, or which mint is mintier
once you start talking about pomegranate and cotton candy vajay and tootsie pop peener it just rapidly gets out of hand for completely logical reasons
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>>123641284

we're always in the bone zone, my god. how did we make it this far ant realize it?
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>>123639785
Leaning against a skeleton would be pretty uncomfortable
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>>123640272
I knew I could count on you to be ready with seconds. I'm starting to feel a bit crusty since it's getting so late, though... This wonderful buffet of puns has really stuffed me full, I don't even know if I have room for dessert!

You know, I could really use someone to spoon with while I pass out into a food coma... Perhaps you'd be interested? Of course, if you donut want to, that's okay...
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>>123641286
I once thought about how everyone is naked under their clothes and was very uncomfortable in public for about a week.
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>>123641361
Good heavens, who would get a thing for skeletons from a webcomic?
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>>123641361

Order of the Stick?
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>>123641429
Papyrus probably has some sort of padding underneath his shirt
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>>123641429
According to Papyrus, their kind of skeletons are pretty soft and warm.
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>>123640605
Gaster is a meme.
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I want to sofly feel Asgore's chest fluff, running my hand through each side of this pecs, then slowly teasing him by biting his ears, finally sit on his belly and ride him cowboy style.
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>>123641480

i think of those two as being like those small rubber skeletons you'd find around halloween
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>>123640740
I did about the same today with a different character, but I don't have any lewd interest in them. I think I'm worse off, though, when I wasn't looking up pictures and stories, I was drawing them or running on my treadmill blasting music while pretending to be them. I've done this with so many characters, it's shameful.
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so like, straight dudes in general are into lesbian porn, but chicks.. are you into gay porn? if so, why? ive been wondering this for a while.

i know there are at least TWO femanons here
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>>123641485
Everything is a meme, including you.
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>>123641550
Yes.

Men are hot. So two men are double the hot.
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>>123641550
>straight dudes in general are into lesbian porn

Gross.
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>>123641485
La Li Lu Le Lo please go
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>>123641480
Papyrus also thinks milk is full of bones, so.
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>>123641550
I'm a femanon but I don't really like gay porn, I prefer solo if anything and I vastly prefer cuntboys to anything else.
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>>123641550
Nah lesbian porn is boring anon.
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>>123641550
I'm a straight dude and I prefer gay porn
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>>123641550
I'm not into any porn.
I'm into hugs, cuddles and kisses though
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>>123641550
Yaoi is a thing, y'know.
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>>123641550
You don't want to know anything about the fujoshi menace, anon.
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>>123641550

not really, but that's due to it being just about as fake if not more so at times. not a fan of dudes as is, so double the dong isn't a great thing. sometimes it can be intimate enough to be okay, but usually it's pretty blatantly bleh.

...and as a lesbian, i too am into lesbian porn for obvious reasons, even if it too gets pretty fake at times.
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>>123641284
Honestly, I don't even know. I have too many fetishes to even begin to think about where and when I started liking what.

Everything is hot and I don't know what to do, help.
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>>123641550
I don't get the appeal of 3D porn.
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>>123641598
Milk is full of strong bones, and skeletons are full of calcium
I don't think he's being literal about milk being made of bones. He's not a complete idiot and has some understandin of nonliteral language.
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>>123641550
Boy love is pure!
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>>123641346
Kinda embarrassed to say but eh guess there's no reason to have shame around here - Archie, a character from a Pokemon game whose remake was released last year.
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>>123641448
I'm not sure if you're being ironic. If you sincerely don't know which one I'm referring to, you just made a pun.
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>>123641550

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydVDyVvwxXM

[The sound of all panties dropping]
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>>123641550
Yes, double the dicks for double the pleasure. 3DPD gay porn is shit though.
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>>123641485
I don't even give a shit. :^)
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Am I the only one here who is dtf any of the non child characters in the game?
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>>123641550
I only really like 2D or written porn, but yes.
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>>123641449
Probably referring to Helvetica
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>>123641821
I'm dtf any of the characters in the game
Literally all of them

Except Jerry
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>>123641848
Written porn used to be fine, but now I just start judging every bit of their writing style.
Or they use "cunny" and I suddenly can't tell if its ironic or not.
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jesus these replies, th-thanks everyone

>>123641632

care to elaborate why?

>>123641646

??

>>123641659

this is 100% the reason i never look at real porn, because acting is shit no matter how "good" it is
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>>123641735
How much you wanna bet that was an accident? A buck? A steak would be fine too.
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>>123641434
Not at all, I understand. We've been stewing in this sea of puns for long enough, and while they are our raisin d'etre, there's a time and place for everything. I'm ready to can it if you've had enough for now.

And I'm not too chicken for that, either! It'd be really knife to spoon you. Fork anyone who giggles at us about this, too.

Just let me take a leek first.
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>>123641848
Same.
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>>123641550
femanon, but I don't like gay porn at all. Lesbian porn doesn't really do much for me either, but it is better than gay stuff.
but like >>123641848 I also prefer written stuff.
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>>123641953
I love Pussy, it's my favorite body part and one of my favorite things. But when it comes to 2D I'm way more attracted to guys both due to looks and personality. So cuntboys combines that.
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>>123641932
Would you get off to a fic that had the term scrumptious boypussy in it
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>>123641848
The only thing that is a turn-on for me are genuine feelings of love, so 3d porn is obviously out.
I literally am the person who cares for plot in porn.
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>>123641932
Mostly, I just use written porn as fuel for fantasies and tweak whatever parts of the "plot" I want in my mind so it fits my preferences better.
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>tfw after all these years of making fun of dumb fandoms/headcanons I finally have a crack ship of myself
>Really want more
>Nobody draws it

I really wish there was basically ANY Undyne x Asgore.
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>>123642119
I care.
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>>123642145
http://i.imgur.com/8PvlvvI.png

Same artist did one of Undyne jilling off to Asgore in the shower but I can't find it ATM
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all right well everyone that responded to my question about chicks and gay porn, thanks. you're all wonderful and extremely attractive~
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>>123642113
Probably not if its focusing on man ass at all, since thats not my thing.
But with language like that it could only be workable if its one of those "laughing, but also masturbating" fics
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>>123642113
Nah, that's a terrible term.
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>>123642238
Oh, I'm aware. But it's really more concept stuff than actual porn or setup, which is a shame. And for all the UT porn out there I'm surprised.
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>>123642145
Thats gross brah
>>
Incest stories are top tier
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>>123642275
How about boybox
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I wanna help give Chara a Caesarian section with her knife
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>>123642342
So FriskxAsgore when?
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>>123642342
Sans teaching Papyrus sex with actual sex is the best!
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>>123642342
Only between siblings.
>>
You guys think Undertale's gonna become a classic in the same way that Cave Story did? It really seems to have a timeless quality to it that I can't say I've felt from an indie game in years.
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ummm guys , i think we need a new thread,this one reached image AND posts limit.
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>>123642486
Definitely an indie classic.
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>>123642342
I agree, but I only really like the siblings ones.
All the parent-kid ones give me too rape-y vibe.

I also really don't like any incest where they don't do it out of love, but out of lust.
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>>123642491
fug u
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>>123642486

yes, though i'd say it's more approachable than cave story anyway, so more people could appreciate it
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>>123642491
make it yourself
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>>123642342
Are you referring to any incest stories in particular or is this a general statement?
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>>123642525
Same, unless it's the kid molesting the parent.
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>>123642525
Same.
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I have to get something off my chest. This game is the best thing that happened to me because I've had a thing for skeletons since I was 8 due to a dream I had.
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>>123642554
If i made it i would post Jerry image.
No one wants that.
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>>123642631
do it
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>>123642625
Where did the skeleton touch you Jimmy?
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>>123642625

HAHA great job
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>>123642625
You better explain your dream, Anon. I'm dying to know it
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>>123642673
>>123642673
>>123642673
>>123642673


NEW
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I'm really grossed out by Undertale rule 34 desu

It's like looking at R34 of anything Studio Ghibli; I actually like the characters so much that seeing them sexualized weirds me out.
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>>123642625
ayy.
describe your dream anon.
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>>123642525
It's weird, I'm basically the opposite. I can only like incest pairings if the relationship is fucked up. Which is probably why I don't like regular Skelecest but am okay with the Underfell version.
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>>123642556
General. But I've made a few undertale ones that I'd never share.
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>>123641987
Sweet, while you do that I'll be waiting for you in my blanket burrito, then.

I don't have any more puns, I'm too tired. Just cuddle with me.
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>>123642696
Boy are you missing out.
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>>123642486
Maybe. I think it's always going to have some bitter feelings whenever its mentioned, but it's going to stick for awhile with some people.
I've always wanted to make fun, nonviolent games. And also ones that make Hatred look like Blue's Clues, but with those you really have to keep going further and further to impress people.
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>>123642665
>>123642675
>>123642704
It's actually not that weird and it's /v/ related. In the dream I was Mario in Paper Mario 2, this was when only the first game had been released, and I was in some spooky forest level. The companion you got in that level was a dry bones girl who was super sweet and motherly despite her spooky powers. I always resented the fact that there was never a dry bones or skeletal companion in any of the Mario games after that.
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>>123636256
His outfit reminds me of Twoflower.
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>>123641181
However you want him to, I just made the connection between him and the Death of the Discworld.
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