now:
t.scv.vg/dreamhacksc2
When I starting play I very disappointing and very sad after my lose. If you want to make one goal to win you must lose. You can't win all games. We are people, you make mistake. You're not computer. And if you understand your mistake when you lose you just can make analysis game and continue play try to fix it, and it's no problem. More GG, more skill.
top 5 for fp
>>123468539
group status
>>123469049
who the fuck are these literal whos lmfao tbqh
based suk
separate mmr when
>>123469449
wcs finest + parting and solar
>>123469668
with the new season + new ladder I suppose
is blink stalkers + distruptors new marines + tanks?
>>123470761
i live in korea
>>123470309
are tanks + liberators new broodlords + infestors?
>>123470960
tanks and liberators are easily countered by a lot of things >.<
>>123471147
gyazo is our thing
why did dh bother picking up sc2 again rofl
parting beats the shit out of huk and then steals his girl
absolutely based
>>123472458
watching dh and playing some ladder~
even beat a terran with elazer build!
>>123472649
dang thanks for reminding me i thought dh started tomorrow 0_0
>>123472458
reading the best beta uprising story of all time
http://www.jacklondons.net/writings/StrengthStrong/enemy.html
antibullyranger @antibullyranger 10h10 hours ago
don't bully!!
reminder that lirik is streaming today and taking friday off instead
get in here
t.scv.vg/lirik
>>123474832
yeah dude im shilling to the 5 starcrumps who still post in these dead threads to add to lirik's 1.2 mil (1,200,000+) followers :)
good call :)
>>123475062
if you can't take the heat get out of the oven as the germans say
in times like these, we need hayprO
send this patch zerg trash to the garbage bin, bomber
everyone is so bad at sc2 lol
sc2 is so boring
should i try to counter these pure marine hordes?
naaaaah
>>123476497
get out then
>>123476662
tab back in zanster
>make nydus
>win
no fucking surprise there
happy thanksgiving
>>123476984
bomber is winning moron
>>123476984
>win
well, about that
imo you should use corrosive bile on the enemy units and not on your own
>>123477383
they should fix that so corrosive bile heals your units
>>123477383
*spits corrosive bile on you*
:3
....did blizzard hire someone to talk about sc2 in these threads or what?......
>>123469049
how the fuck did ćuck get 2 wins?
>>123478138
did he play yet? i wasnt watching
TY might surprise Lilbow ;)
>>123479453
yeahby losing
>>123479453
guess we'll have to wait and see ;)))
fixed match
>>123479453
>>123479537
this isn't the first time a korean all-ins the first game to test the weaker opponent unbased newshits
protoss
:^)
>mass adepts
>win tournament
apparently terran is op though :^)
maek adept
adepts are balanced
When are Protoss going to get nerfed?
The pylon crystal and adept need to fucking go
>>123480240
i can literally guarantee no one has been coming to sc2 generals longer than me
is protoss the only race that can follow up a failed all in with another all in and win with it?
>>123480702
never, they are going to nerf the liberator and say the game is balanced and the best players are winning
A D E P T S
D
E
P
T
S
>>123480771
>the best players are winning
man i love tautologies
>>123480771
seems reasonable
>tfw keked by cthulhu
when is the next tournament with the not literally whos in it?
>>123481505
nerchio 2: 1 tlo
>>123481620
unbased newshit
remember when someone called tlo dr who
that was really funny
happy has 80% win rate at #1 GM on EU...
reminder that we, the /veegee/s are rooting for bunny against tlo
>>123483072
duh
>we will have to wait and see ;)
is snute using our memes as well?
#IStandWithDario
>>123483219
>not watching TY vs nerchio instead
baka
holy shit the doctor did it
someone should tell bunny that the other guy also gets extra workers in lotv
>>123483549
OP pls nerf
How is the campaign?
>>123482182
happy is mad good
>>123483843
sc2 is shit
>>123483843
no one reply to this criminal
>>123483843
thank you for your service
>expansion out
>first premier tournament
>GET HYPE
lmaoooooooooooo
These hosts so funne :--DDD
>>123483843
I hear if you try to play it on a pirated copy, spiders flow out of your USB.ports.
why the fuck is this taking so long? sc2 deserves being a dead game
>>123483907
>>123483910
>>123483992
So worth a play through or not?
Is it still >muh kerrigan
>>123484127
>sc2
>worth playing
no
>>123484127
no one reply to this capslocking memer
>>123484036
DUDE
>>123484036
blizz released lotv like you would a nasty fart in a crowded room - quietly and hoping no one'd notice
terran is so weak and frail...
TvZ is like an agressive bully always picking on a nerd, who grows stronger everytime and eventually crushs the bully in his nerdrage
based capebros
i liked it more when terran bullied me :/
lmao
wow nerchio just dismantled TY with ease
what a god
>>123485387
nerchio is just better than him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YoNOr028XA
holy fucking shit he's being kicked off his team
Terran good race. Thanks Blizzard.
what kind of shit zerg goes to 4 bases with only taking gas at 2 of them?
puck, the manly man, just lost one game
rip me
I kind of want to get back into competitive RTS.
I only have Wings of Liberty, though. Is it absolutely required that I buy the latest expansions to play this game?
>blink stalkers still broken as fuck
lmao this game is so fucking trash
>>123488395
yes
what, are you poor or something?
>>123488426
>terran babbies this mad they can't get away with not scouting
LOL!!!
>>123488476
No, but I'm not in the habit of spending money willy-nilly.
Is Wings of Liberty still alive enough at least so I can play it a little bit and decide if I want to get back into it?
>>123488547
?he scouted everyhting with an scv like a god
its just that he didnt predict the forcefield on the ramp
>>123488612
>have to predict (guess) from a dozen different possibilities even when you scout
love this race desu
please pardon me for thanksgiving janny
/deleted/ general still?
>>123488612
he didn't see the warp prism
>>123488675
stay assblasted kiddo
>>123488547
based retard gold protoss newshit
btw why did you stop using your reaction images?
>>123488612
>>123488729
>scouted 6 gate blink stalkers
>keeps your entire army clumped in natural
WAAAAAAAAAAH HOW I DIDNT AUTOWIN I SCOUTED :((((((((((((
>>123488729
every race is like this
the game is fresh so you cant tell with new builds + new maps you need more experience to totally counter all the tricks possible
*use forcefield*
*win*
whew for a second there I thought the protoss had to actually do something
*drop widowmine*
*win*
whew for a second i thought the terran had to actually do something
Dont forget
>>123488863
your epin /scv/ memes won't change the fact that you're a whiny terran babby
>>123488976
*move entire army to natural when the opponent is attacking my main)
*lose*
fml...
TERRAN KUKS UNIRONICALLY THINK THEIR RACE ISN'T OP
L O L
O
L
lmao how does this keep happening to puck
sickzee @sickziii 1 min
lmao puck go home
>"pro" gamer
>doesn't even know how to deal with widow mines
>>123489348
look this guy knows his memes, he must be so cool
>>123489681
>>123489723
kiddo please
>liberators
happy is p good
>>123489681
>"pro" gamer
>doesn't even know how to deal with liberators
>liberators
>>123489983
nah cúck I mean puck is just bad. this is why european 'pros' aren't taken seriously. the exception being players like naniwa, whitera and MC
>>123490065
>>123490065
european pros arent taken seriously because NA players are just bad?
what has MC to do with anything you said
>>123490065
gold protoss retard does it again
how does he keep doing it?
>>123490246
look at lilbow at the WCS. he embarassed himself my man
>>123490553
fuck off shitposter
>>123488395
You *could* keep doing WoL multiplayer, it might be kinda fun since you only start with 6 workers so you can cheese people really good. Pretty sure you can skip Heart of the Swarm desu senpai.
Just buy LotV for $40 like everyone else. It looks like it will be THE starcraft game for years to come so it's a safe buy. Starcraft III might not be released for another decade, if ever.
can't wake up...
memes...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AtP7au_Q9w
:3
How does a poorfag get a copy of lotv?
what is that song destiny plays on his stream sometimes
the opening lyrics are yee never lie
>>123491670
do you have a cute butt
>>123491670
be featured on BLACKED
why don't protoss just make phoenixes against liberators?
>>123491776
because liberators are also a better AA unit than phoenix
>>123491748
I'm good looking I guess
>>123491757
how do i do that? :^)
>>123491836
but they can't do aa while sieged
maaan snute is pretty good at this filler talk stuff
if he keeps this up he'll have no time to play and schedule full of casting gigs
>>123491776
phoenixes don't come back after they die
are we rooting for dr who or the guy who didnt practice for blizzcon
>>123492173
TLO obviously
>>123492173
we stand with doctor dario
god those grenades look goofy
>>123492173
TLO sadly
dario is pretty handsome in that stoic smart professor way...
it sorta turns me on...
>>123492651
would you let him lecture you...
>>123492651
He's a manlet though so dont go too crazy
>>123492795
don't bully short people...
>>123492837
*pats your head*
man these protoss players are pretty garbage, how did they qualify?
Lilbow could have walked that army if he warped in anything except stalkers, dts, archons, zealots, adepts...
god i'm so fat
...only an hour of work left.......
>>123492938
by playing protoss
>mods will NEVER EVER rangeban these shitposters
ugh.
>>123492997
I HOPE YOU DIE
>>123492997
what do you do for work?
>>123493007
is dreamhack qualifier based on hots results?
>>123493119
I'm a manwhore
...god i wish i was still neet.......
honestly this is gold level protoss
how does liquid.mana not qualify and this sphincter does?
>>123493157
not me
>>123493119
gigolo
>>123493134
gee i dunno maybe check the wiki
>>123493292
you mean liqi;)
>>123493260
How do I get into your line of work? I need to buy myself a copy of lotv and I'm too poor atm..
>>123493292
k i l l y o u r s e l f p o r k y
HE DOES IT AGAIN
>>123493398
start by posting a pic of your butt
>>123493398
i will donate you 15$ if you post your dick
>>123493446
this guy is such a shit player it's amazing
he always just plays 1-2 units max
fucking protoss piece of shit
>>123493446
>>123493519
keep crying bitch nigga
>>123492938
they qualified during the beta, so probably just with adepts
>>123493609
fuck off cartooner
>>123493468
>>123493491
B-but you don't even have my i-info...
>>123493519
tlo playing even worse, casually taking 4th while lilshit going all-in
PvZ is very zerg favoured, tlo probably has no experience with lotv
>>123493686
do not EVER bully an animeposter again
>>123493686
There is literally nothing wrong with anime.
>>123493728
so give us your info jeez
>>123493686
>cartoon
over the line
>>123493759
t- thanks for standing up for me
you're pretty c- cool
tlo already lost, fucking retard, everyone knows lilbow is just going to make some shitty all in
>>123493759
>>123493764
>being this fag
>>123493879
don't impersonate him, faggot
>>123493879
you suck moron
how the fuck no roaches? and droning? are you retarded??
WHAT A GOD
do you guys actually like those cartoons? lol
i love zergling-floods
>>123493891
>>123494040
hahahahahAHAHAHAHAHAAHH!
yeah totally you should tell a fucking premier level player what to do you fucking dumb piece of shit gold faggot lmaoooooooooo
>>123494191
BASED
Lilbow is so shit LMOA
>>123493609
>>123493879
>mod insta deletes my posts with hnngg women and about destiny
>doesn't delete this shit
>>123494043
>>123494296
fuck off already
>>123493891
>>123494040
>>123494296
what mods?
watching all those adepts get eaten was satisfying
>>123494296
well it's them who are reporting your posts, and no one is reporting their posts.
>>123494428
>scvs
>reporting
newbois need to get the fuck out already
NO FEELS BOIS WW@
Dayshi @M_Dayshi 47 sec
every zerg feel like they're at their top shape right now, how surprising :D
firecake beat bomber...
>tournament is over
>thread dies
...
have all the true scvs been banned?
life is a starcraft god
>>123496116
word
puck just beat bomber...
LILBOW OUT HAHAHAHA WHAT A FAGGOT
>>123496728
wow wtf calm down
>>123496728
hey calm down you roach, he clearly didn't practice for dreamhack because he is getting ready for the real lotv tournaments
http://www.twitch
.tv/taketv
happy showcasing true late game TvZ
>>123497242
>liberations zones everywhere
this is even more disgusting than hots mech
LOOOOOOOOOOOL LILBOW IS OUT
KNOCKED OUT BY TLO
THE FUCKING IRONY
>>123497242
I don't know if the guy is excited or angry at "multitasking"
>>123497713
he isnt out yet... he is just not first in the group
>>123498112
uh yea he is?
>>123498112
nvm,>>123498112
get rekt lilbow
where are all the lilbow fanboys crying? can't find them on tl
>>123498341
not even lilbows mom is a fan of him
>>123498389
a bunch of people were saying that lilbow was going to absolutely beat everyone and take first place ez
>>123498474
no one was saying that moron
>been playing since beta
>introduce friends to sc2 during every xpac
>watch them all get to master
>i only ever got to diamond in one season of hots
>tfw eternally trash at this game
there's a boy i can't stop thinking about...
thanksgivingbro here, i just got home after only 5 hours
>>123499042
does he post here...
>>123499042
is he a pretty boy...
>>123499039
>been playing since beta
>all my friends that started never got past gold
>they quit because they suck thus dont enjoy the game
>they go back to wow
>5 years of solitude
>>123499103
he says he doesn't but...
>>123499138
yes he's the prettiest boy in the world...
>>123499175
does he make a lot of money doing what he likes...
>>123499246
no but i think he wishes he did...
>>123499337
just tell us who it fucking is loser
>>123499495
don't bully...
>>123499495
wow... i don't respond to threats... you'll never know now...
baka...
is it hbt...
>>123500232
is he still making billions of drones and getting supply capped?
is he still not taking his meds?
>>123500232
lol...
http://www.twitch
.tv/empiretvzerg
liberators...
>>123500967
are the only reason terrans win games, at all.
how can destiny afford to just not stream for a day?
no wonder he makes no money ffs, his last stream ended 20h ago
what a shitty fucking work ethics
cj entus herO is a joon ho boy...
why the fuck did they end the stream when the games werent over
this wouldnt have happened if ohlen was there
>>123501881
i heard that joon means pretty and ho means little...
imagine if zerg wasn't the weakest race...
>>123502317
joon = young
ho = whore
>>123502407
wow
#aware
soundtrack was hella epic to be honest family
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Qe1o4RZ9lk
>tfw it's thursday and tomorrow is already friday
>>123503183
it literally already is friday tho
you are late af
>>123503183
worst
meta
ever
>>123503183
>>123503183
BASED
what do you guys think cj entus herO gets up to in the cj entus house...
>>123503717
http://youtu.be/H2T1yZbTMzo
>>123503862
unrivaled purity~
>>123503862
>twintails
fucking dropped, worst fucking haircut in the history of humanity right there
>>123504015
blasphemy
>>123504015
if by worst you mean purest then I agree
>>123504215
>>123504234
actually ive been too harsh. its not the worst, but its definitely up there
it works on very few women and it makes vast majority of them look like literal fucking retards (like that kslut in the video)
there are much better ways to make yourself look childish/young than the fucking twintails haircut
>putting literally all of the koreans against each other
really dream hack? really?
>>123504679
wow wtf
>>12350467
gotta give the foreigners a chance
i hate when cashiers say "Hi, how are you?" even though they don't really care... they should say "Hi, can I help you?" so that I don't feel awkward and try to leave as quick as possible... twice already with the same qt cashier girl I forgot to grab one of my bags and now im really embarassed...
So I know you faggots are eplayers, but can someone tell me what the fuck is up with the ending of the game?
Why/how the fuck does Kerrigan magically come back?
>>123504978
dude
everyone that cared about the campaign left like 2 weeks ago, and according to them the story is literally complete and utter shit
we only care about mp here
>>123504978
because metzen wrote the story
>>123504942
she was just trying to make converrsation anon
>>123505112
no she wasn't because i said "good, you?" and she didn't respond...
acuteboy1...
Z>P
Z>>>T
P>>T
im not fat desu im just bulking
>>123505112
y-you too
>>123505059
>>123505068
goddammit.
>>123506118
based desrow
guys i missed dreamhack can someone give me a quick run down
did lilbow surprise anyone...
>>123506420
he's looking better tbqhf
>one or more of the players you reported have recently been permanently banned from the cs:go servers
get FUCKED faggot
>>123507217
based hacker
>>123507415
sickzee...
>>123507721
im not that retard
>>123507782
WOW RUDE
>>123507847
jackass whigger
>>123504679
the only terrans are koreans. Full of zerg. yeah man liberator are so op
>>123507782
fuck you!!!
>>123508742
wow rude~!
*wins*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkBsfEw0zbY
post some good tunes 4 ladder
>>123510324
damn thats a solid ladder tune
heres mine https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVgkNW2cENQ
>>123510982
guess we're doing this again...
>>123510982
omo...
>>123511563
yomo...
>>123512129
do you like him...
>>123512279
her*
>fapping to kpop
>>123513036
pig
>>123510324
>>123510982
so wait do you guys actually play starcraft multiplayer?
>>123513174
its just 3 of us
>>123513174i didnt buy lotv yet
waiting for dayvie to make mp f2p
do people actually believe that idols are virgins?
>>123513284
way too many memed here tbqh
Avilo @avilosc2 8m8 minutes ago
So guys i didn't get to watch too much DH. What's the Terran body count right now? How we doing guys? Any Terrans left? loloolo
>>123513174
yes...
>>123513363
some of them are...
>>123513363
my waifu is pure
>>123513465
once again avilo's sharp wit and cutting sarcasm have been deployed with devastating impact
>>123513586
a god...
>>123513512
why does she have bruises on her legs... O_o
>>123513663
defending her honor
>>123513663
shaving...
>>123513284
conisdering overwatch is not f2p, i will bet 10000 of whatever currency you want that it wont be f2p in the next 20 years. hell sc1 isnt f2p
>>123514415
yeah but sc2 now has skins and other dlc
after dayvie sees only a fraction of people are still playing mp after a month or two, he will surely make it f2p!
Dan Stemkoski @Artosis 28s29 seconds ago
turn on @DreamHack VOD this morning. very first game @ApolloSC2 : "GG TASTELESSSS" lolol @CallMeTasteless
Dan Stemkoski@Artosis 2 mins
turn on @DreamHack VOD this morning. very first game @ApolloSC2 : "GG TASTELESSSS" lolol @CallMeTasteless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNofb-OlZyQ
#AWARE
girls are bullies :(
>>123515303
i wish a bunch of hot girls would bully me...
>>123516410
is she the one that looks like a younger iu?
>>123516503
yes i wish theyd just go to a bar or something
tg
>forced to go with my parents on Thanksgiving to my aunts house
>tell parents I dont want to go im 28 and can just stay home, we argue I lose
>they know im on a diet.
>i bring portioned Tupperware with me and my food to my aunts
>get made fun of all dinner and night over it
>>123514840
#AWARE
>>123516410
do you ever cuddle with your sister before sleeping...
>>123517160
she literally tried that on me a few hours ago and woke me up from my nap
>>123517251
:33
>>123517251
aww :3
i love you guys
>>123517912
>guys
we are all girls round here
why isn't avilo streaming...
why isn't hbt streaming? is he okay?
>>123518832
>replying to myself in poor taste
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jClREdjQal8
>>123518832
polt is streaming...
t.scv.vg/polt
im thankful my ban is up
fucking newshit mods
anyway what kills ultras tvz? if i go bio, is there any option or is it already over?
>>123519270
you have to bait the ultras into liberator zones or minefields
>>123519270
you need to base trade
why isn't destiny streaming
>>123502767
significantly better
sound design in-game with units etc still blows, but they did a good job with the music
Avilo @avilosc2 17m17 minutes ago
Looking forward to the ZvZ dreamhack finals.
0 retweets 1 like
guys... im playing with summit...
this map pool fucking SUCKS
IT'S FUCKING AWFUL
so i'm going to make a map. any design ideas?
>>123520734
make a map with a "cuddling before sleep" theme
>>123520897
how do i convey that idea
>>123521258
I don't know, ask someone who has cuddled with a cute girl before sleeping...
or just make coda with an ice theme and a few extra bases without changing the rush distance too much
3isu is live
>>123522872
based
polt... a cute!! a cute!!!
>>123523403
:3
he is my favorite streamer!
>>123523589
woopr...
>>123523695
I'm not woopr, I'm not a bully!
>>123523807
based :3
>>123523832
2 lesbos 2 mentally ill degenerates
>>123523984
o_O
thats a really mean thing to say >_<
>>123524161
its a meme you dip...
>>123524248
i think i am going to leave this place forever....
to many bullies...
>>123523832
scarscar <3
>>123524338
pls stay...
avilo is cool...
>>123524647
ok-k...
:3
Why did blizz make Terran so weak in lotv...
>>123525096
tab out avilo
>>123525314
you mean protoss...
>>123525096
you can say that again
i want a anime gf...
i want a minny gf...
>tfw minny will never forcefeed you carrot cupcakes while laughing maniacally
>>123526468
>>123526319
>tfw no minny cooking thanksgiving dinner for you
i want minny so sit her fat butt on my face and poop cupcakes in to my mouth
>>123526638
do you like carrots?
wish me gl guys, going to camp out for black friday at best buy.
>>123526702
yes carrots are good
i want to shove cupcakes up her butt and have her poop them on to my mouth though
that would be so hot imo
>>123526779
carrot cupcakes?
>>123526774
gl m8
what're you going to try and buy
>>123527023
any kind of cupcakes they just have to come out of her butt...
>>123527145
i'll try to pass that along
>>123527145
what about "chocolate"...
>>123527356
rasmus... see >>123527145
>>123527023
carrot cake in the shape of a cupcake with the frosting
guys I'm really worried about garemie, he hasn't been online for 4 days and was talking about suicide a lot recently
did we lose a friendly scv? I mean like really lose one, not just to the ditch...
Kathy @ZergGirrl
Why do random people not listen to me in Allied Commander??? Is it because I'm a girl or because I'm a level 3 Zagara playing Brutal?
>>123527713
he's not the first scv to die for real... and he's not the last...
>>123528015
this fucking narcissism to think it has to do anything with her
people don't listen to anyone no matter what rofl
>>123528691
true i forgot sc2 had in game voice comms
>>123524378
you mean shurshur~.... right?
>>123529036
oh yeah i forgot the new handle
>>123529036
>>123529168
I won't accept it
>>123529168
so did shura and zg hook up? i know sasha's into girls and zg seems like she could be the type to swing both ways...
>>123519270
if you see 1 ultra you have to panic and build thors widowmines marauders liberators ghosts
>>123529463
even marauders do fuckall against them
how do 1/1 thors match up against 3/4 ultras?
enough to engage outside a sim city?
i played brutal and lost...
gook
>>123529997
brutal what
>>123530030
coop
>>123530127
coop on brutal is really hard...
>>123530469
Anyone here done the LotV campaign on brutal? It seems more challenging than the Heart of the Swarm campaign, that's for sure.
>>123529168
whoa... shurshur rocking the greaser rockabilly look
maybe she'll get really buff arms and start chewing toothpicks..
>>123530628
like going for all achievements on brutal is annoying...
>>123530628
It's harder for sure. Not tough enough to give me serious trouble except for just a couple missions
whatever happened to that infestor ability that increased the damage of friendly units
>>123531052
That was like 5 years ago. I think it was something from the beta that was cut.
>>123531052
?
when was that ever a thing
>>123531052
it was OP as fuck so they removed it
>>123531248
it was in early lotv too
>>123504978
I have no idea what happened. I think they're trying to leave what happened to Raynor vague.
raiders roll
zerg is literally more disgusting than protoss at this moment
think about that for a minute
gotta a whole lotta love
in the rear, with the gear
>>123531859
zerg and terran have always been disgusting
lets make a fire
>>123532006
The ideal starcraft would be nothing but protoss vs protoss mirror matches?
>>123531874
*bwoooooooooooooo*
>>123532006
disgusting is a relative word
let's break it down
terran has always been good, except for patchzerg era
protoss has always been easy
zerg at the moment is both the easiest and the best race by far
it is disgusting to a degree that neither protoss nor terran have ever been at
my meditation is OVER
>>123532105
literally pingpong
better bring some body bags...
>>123532387where does it hurt?
engines screaming
yes commander?
RUBBER SHOES IN MOTION
POWER OVERWHELMING
i have returned
im gay
JUST FINISHED!
in the pipe five by five
>>123533204
in the pie, pie pie pie
guharrrghhhh
need something blown up?
state thy bidding
i hunger for battle
*whrrrrr*
this is so lame...
ano desu ne, araragi san
>a random anon will never get lost in /scv/ and start to go mad only to be saved by you which leads to the two of you getting married
get me back into the fight!~
>>123533669
>>123533727
based beyond the veil posters
>>123533901
will /scv/ be invited to the wedding?
>>123534042
Only if you guys promise not to embarrass me
how do i win zvz?
>>123534427
baneling his banelings
>>123534427
make heaps of drones and get supply blocked alot. you should be in masters in no time!~
work work
right-o
>>123468539
KIROV REPORTING
polt...
>>123535087
what about him...
I would pay to watch a buddy comedy starring avilo and polt
>>123535120
i love him
Polt, Shura, Snute
Fuck, Marry, Kill
Go
>>123535730
snute polt shura
who is shura?
marry polt, kill the who, fuck snute
ez raelly
shura is our girl desu
>>123535730
Shura Snute Polt
>>123536295
i would have sex with either of them...
>>123536358
based bi master race bro
>>123535181
INT. APARTMENT - DAY
AVILO, wearing his kung fu suit, is seated at his desk playing a difficult game of SC2. Guttural cries of anger escape his lips as his limbs begin to spasm wildly.
AVILO
Fucking PROTOSS!
(cue laugh track)
The last of AVILO's forces perish and a Defeat message appears on the screen. AVILO lets out a kung fu cry as he punches his computer, knocking it off his desk. (laugh track intensifies) POLT rushes in from the bathroom, wearing only a towel, still wet from the shower. (laugh track turns into hoots of admiration from the audience)
POLT
David! Are you okay?
AVILO
(while performing a kata)
Siege tanks are fucking useless!
POLT
(exasperated)
Why do you do this? Mech is just... not so good.
AVILO stares at POLT, completely speechless. (Cue laugh track, intensifying) His face contorts with rage as he stalks toward POLT.
AVILO
Who are you? Are you David Kim? Is that you, David Kim? You're David Kim! I knew it! I knew it, you're David Kim!
POLT
(big sigh)
AVILO
Look at you! You're all slippery! Slippery, just like David Kim!
(Cue laugh track)
POLT
If you just practice bio, you will get better.
AVILO
And if you practiced mech, maybe Blizzard would see how BAD it is!
(cue uproarious audience laughter)
Clean this mess up!
AVILO stalks from the room, leaving POLT alone with the smoking remains of the computer. POLT shrugs, shakes his head, and makes eye contact with the camera.
POLT
That is my roommate.
(Cue laughter, applause)
CUT TO: EXT. TENNIS COURT - NIGHT
AVILO plays alone under a single court light, smashing serve after serve against the practice wall. His screams of rage punctuate every hit of his racquet.
>>123536512
what the FUCK is this
>playing minecraft
>pause game to cook some ramen
>open package, stir and cook the broth for about 6 minutes
>come back after pouring it
>realize I've actually just pressed E instead of escape
>I've been standing idle with my inventory open this whole time
>I'm dead
>items are gone
>full stacks of iron and coal I just mined are gone
>quit and create a new world
>never delete the one I quit on because I don't want my progress erased
Anyone else know this feel?
>>123536780
kys
>>123536780
xD
idk man, i dont know enough minecraft to make this joke
>>123536930
exposed...
i have a question
>>123537002
you should know that no matter what we say you will always be /scv/'s precious baby and we are very proud of you
happy thanksgiving everyone, we are a family and we will always be here for each other
>>123537149
canadian thxgivin was so long ago sux my frozen nuts lmao
>>123537149
thats literally not destiny but happy thanksgiving m8
epik high...
>>123536512
it started pretty good but then it became not so good... :/
do another one
"There will be a good day eventually." - Polt
man i ain't changed since i started sellin records i been keepin it the fuck real yo
hi guys cwall here, thinking of buying legacy of the void
any of my friends still around?
p.s. where the fuck did the e-mail field go, how am i supposed to noko now
>>123537932
you used to dodge me all the time...
>>123538003
sorry
>>123537932
click on post numbers to bring up the quick reply box, it auto-nokos when you post with it
>>123538272
wow thanks tips!!!
>>123538272
yea i know, just feels weird, haven't been here in like three years u no?
>>123538806
booming social life...
>>123537932
no it's dead
no more tournaments for you to attempt to ruin
you may leave now
help me help you
>>123538979one again, it's up to the elves
>>123538870
excuse me???
Who would you want to see on a SC2 progamer pinup charity calendar?
>>123539018
you heard me
gamerdude12345...
capebros...
>>123539152
what the fUCK did u say
>>123539185
i saw him streaming like 6 months ago, was a nice treat
>>123539261
i said you and harmony can suck a DICK
>>123539261
what game did u move on to u gaf
>>123539382
dota and a classic everquest emulated server
been pretty bored lately though
>>123539460
literal moron
i dont really care about the vgsl
i just want /scv/ to live
though fucking with it was a dick move
didnt even work tho, how embarrassing
cj entus hero poster poster....
>>123539931
honestly i don't even know what you are talking about
i don't recall ever "fucking" with it? unless you mean starting it? idk
>>123540432
last one you casted like one match and then declared whoever won that the winner of the whole thing and left
everyone was confused and then cresse casted the rest of it
>>123540626
ehh i vaguely remember that now, pretty sure that was after i quit sc2 and someone else set it up and asked me to cast, i told them i didn't want to, and they just told me to cast one match and then leave and pretend that was the finals as a le epic troll xd
i don't remember if cresse was in on that part though, gonna assume not if he continued with it
This fucking anime streaming ad on Twitch is so fucking bad.
>>123540924
nah we wanted the rest of the tourney so cresse finished it
pretty sure mewbert won anyway
Black HD598 is $94.99!
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GOGOGOGOGO
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GOGOGOGOGO
goodnight i guess
>>123541205
good night amerifriend
>>123541078
haha i just went back and found the skype logs with cresse
[6/8/2013 7:23:02 PM] me: if you want an explanation of what actually happened
[6/8/2013 7:23:08 PM] me: hardly anyone showed up
[6/8/2013 7:23:11 PM] me: i'm sick, didn't want to cast
[6/8/2013 7:23:15 PM] me: harmony's jaw hurts, didn't want to cast
[6/8/2013 7:23:20 PM] me: wait
[6/8/2013 7:23:25 PM] me: fuck it
[6/8/2013 7:23:37 PM] me: stream died, we called it off to troll the shit out of everyone
[6/8/2013 7:24:13 PM] me: everyone claims dumb shit like DDoS but xsplit crashed and we were in tears laughing about cancelling it
[6/8/2013 7:24:19 PM] me: p.s. fuck /vg/
yea i'm pretty sure i stopped playing sc2 almost a year before that
sorry about that, my passion was all gone
>>123541282
>p.s. fuck /vg/
>>123538870
>>123541432
p sure /scv/ wasn't about starcraft at all at that point
is it still that shitty, or is it about video games again?
>>123541649
/scv/ was always more than just a general
>>123541703
i guess that's true, i stopped caring when all the video games went out the window
>>123541830
after a while all that was left was everything /scv/ was in addition to a general
it's still that and i'm still here
clearly you're looking for something different
>>123541928
eh i just didn't agree with all the kpop, gore, and gay porn spam bullshit
seems like neither side won, completely dead around here
>>123542042
go to sleep
>>123542034
the gore and porn were just reactionary
and this place is dead because of moderation more than anything so it's just what you would have wanted
serwind, an autistic alcoholic janitor camped /scv/ deleting and flagging everyone's posts for several months straight
deleting entire threads trying to kill the shitposting
so many purple hearts for so many routers
involving mods leads to that, as anyone not a dumbass knew beforehand
also i know a few people thought the gorespam was mahe mad as fuck about kshit
go figure
real mature
>>123542229
yeah, i think it also has to do with the sc2 scene being much, much smaller than it used to be
isn't mahe a legitimate tranny now?
maybe i'll bring the /vg/sl back if enough people still play the game
>>123542368
we're far deader than we would have been otherwise. nobody worse than serwind
from what i heard yes but i figured you'd know more than i would
i'm sorry this place isn't what you want
but i'm far more sorry this place isn't what it was before
i'm going to bed
and as for the last thing
>>123538870
>>123542543
shrug, started the /vg/sl and did dozens of tournaments, no reason to be mad that i called off one where only 6 out of 30 people showed up
>>123542626
are there videos of those games
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>>123542909
probably not unless someone had them archived on their stream from like 2010/2011
feeling really mediocre :/
>>123543918
die
>>123530628
yes, i have 100% completion in wol, hots and lotv
>>123543918
you're a sweetheart bby. keep working at it. don't forget how great you are and how far you've come. we're rooting for you
>>123544002
no bully
>>123543120
does they ship to europe?
>>123544243
i'll ship you to europe if you don't watch yourself...
wow natey just swallowed that whole thing like a b0ss...
kept eye contact with the camera the whole time too
anyone for one co-op on eu before DH?
>Nathanias went so Swedish the stream died for a second
Puck would be pretty good looking if he wasn't so greasy and unkempt all the time
>>123546750
puck would never be cuter than snute tho
>be protoss
>pretend to be a tranny for attention
>be a faggot
>stop pretending
>be a ladder hero
>get invited to dreamhack winter first lotv tournament
>still a protoss
>maek adept
>win
when to use adepts and when stalkers?
>>123547095
you already lost lilbow...
>>123547095
only make zelots noob
>>123546846
tinny...
>>123547462
not that homeless mentally ill retard
good night scv, enjoy dreamhack
>>123547538
they look the same...
...also dont bully please
>>123546846
>be mad zerg bitch
>complain about favourable matchup
>complain but refuse to make roaches
>complain that your ezbab race doesn't require any harassment and only requires a semblance of awareness to not hurr durr maek drone when opponent is all-ining you
>maek drones
>get rekt
>have mad zerg bitchlings complain on taiwanese coupon forum in your name
hahahahahahHHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAH kill yourself
>>123547540
gn~
>>123547565
>[asian country] [something random xdd] forum
rest of post discarded
>>123547668
>xdd
kill yourself zergbab
only a retard like puck could fuck that up
poor tlo...
what gender is puck this week?
>>123548252
it's a mystery
is someone holding a gun to puck off screen
he looks insanely uncomfortable
>>123548252
neckbeard queen
>>123548359
maybe its the buttplug
is hbt or avilo playing at dreamhack?
>>123549158
i think hbt is
>>123549178
so based, i wonder how many drones she will make....
>>123549220
15 because she'll forget to make overlords...
>>123549267
based our girl
hbt is a girl now?
>>123549397
yeah but he's a boy now
fuck... i made a huge mistake at work and i think i'll get fired now...
>>123549397
she has been a girl for a while now. at least a year desu.
>>123549415
oh ok, don't want to hurt anyone's feelings!
>>123549453
what did you do...
>>123549453
sickzii... it more than likely wasn't that bad...
>>123549517
>>123549554
in description they said minimal version is 7.0, and i've put 7.1 in app. and now people who tried to install it with 7.0 crashes...
they already blamed me once for something it wasnt my fault. and now will look like its second mistake.
>>123549623
tell them to update and get with the times...
then call them grandpa and ride off on your skateboard...
>>123549623
did they tell you it had to be compatible with 7.0
and I know nothing about it but asking people to update to latest version doesn't sound crazy
>>123549656
i was planing to quick this job after new year.
but i dont want to get fired right now.
>>123549750
>i was planing to quick this job
lol you fucking retard
learn english
>>123549743
i had to put 7.0 and not 7.1, i guess some older iphones can only be updated to 7.0
>>123549750
quit*
>>123549813
don't bully!
>>123549818
if you want I can house you as my slave only wearing latex at home.
>calling people names
>cussing
wow so rude. please try not to bully people around here~!
>>123550015
i want to slave for you but i can't leave country
>>123550065
based convicted pedo
>>123550065
that's a shame
>>123550047
people like you idiots ask to be bullied desu
>>123550191
please bully me...
>>123550191
>_<
i dont like being bullied~!
gggg tyty
>>123550191
this is a no bully zone...
Bomber threw so hard.
>>123550649
well, he insists in staying in 2bases...
a MULLET
Mix-it-up
>he doesnt build bunkers
TY is so shit lol. Does Bomber even practice anymore?
terran...
im glad there's few terran in dreamhack because tvt sucks
>>123551167
is the best!!!
protoss...
wtf is a zombie map
>>123551279
zombies spawn in the fog while you're playing. they're kind of fun
post khaldor
>>123551343
are you serious :O
>>123551368
lol
what if there was no 200 supply limit
>>123551368
>>123551574
lag and never ending games
BUT LOOK AT THE SUPPLY
>>123551368
AND NOW LOOK, LOOK AT THE STARTALE PLAYER BOMBER AS HE IS DROPPING IN SUPPLY BUT HE'S ALSO DROPPING EVERYWHERE, IN THE MAIN BASE, IN THE THIRD, IN THE NATURAL, THERE'S DROPS EVERYWHERE.
I really like what the startale player is doing here, this is just brilliant. Bomber is dropping down to 60 supply, his opponent is dropping down to 55 supply, but now Bomber is dropping even more to 47 supply, and his opponent is dropping to 35 supply, but now Bomber, I really like what he's doing here, BUT WAIT HE'S DROPPING EVEN MORE AND MORE IN SUPPLY. HE'S STIMMING MARINES, THE MARINES ARE BEING STIMMED, I just don't know if it will be enough Wolf?
Wolf.. there are 0 scvs. This is it for Bomber, he's done. And look, SEVEN infestors from our zerg player.
LOOK AS OUR ZERG PLAYER HERE IS TRYING TO MARCH UP THE THIRD, no...it's not enough, the INFESTORS, THE INFESTORS WHAT IS HE DOING HE'S NOT CONTROLLING THE INFESTORS, OH MY GOD HUGE MISTAKE HERE BY OUR ZERG PLAYER AND HE LEAVES THE GAME AND GG, well played by Bomber. Our startale player managed to tie the series.
Now before we go into this third game, as I mentioned, I talked with him before the game and he said he wasn't feeling nervous before the match. I really like his marine micro, he split them so well.
>>123551667
that's all i do....
>>123551694
post the nazi one
>>123551724
>tfw not a member of an elite group
it'd be really cool i think...
uh i thought bomber was good... he's playing like a complete mullet
gg~
>ty using f2 key
well he IS a terran player after all lmao
matchfixing...
>>123551984
life uses f2
>>123551984
everyone uses it
>>123552035
i dont
>>123552027
lol
>>123552027
life is a god...
>>123552104
gyuri :3
ty's actually pretty good looking...
smix is a good interviewer
would anyone watch the hbt vs acuteboy bo5 showmatches?
>>123552187
i'd let her interview my cock if you get what im saying
>>123552217
>zvz
lol no
>>123552217
just 12 pool hbt, he'll be supply capped or going for a 3hatch before pool >.<
>>123552187
in an alternate universe maybe
if gyuri isn't the best i'll eat my hat!
>>123552384
yikes
>>123552429
can't wait for korean tournaments to start so we can see more of gyuri...
>>123552384
eww
http://esports.dailygame.co.kr/view.php?ud=2015112701561889883
HOTBIGTIT @HOTBIGTIT 2m2 minutes ago
http://www.twitch
.tv/hotbigtit acuteboy vs hotbigtit bo5 /scv/ rumble
>>123552865
@____@
>>123552865
I wonder if she ever cuddled with a guy before sleeping...
>>123552865
>>123552925
>>123552865
a literal foot and starcraft goddess
>>123552941
word
>>123552920
>while DH is on
...
>>123553047
wording this
why do it during esports >_>
holy shit, showtime will win this DH
FINALLY weekend
dh hype allll weekend long
>>123553523
deleted
>>123553905
i called i'm sick today, DH ENTIRE WEEKEND
>>123553974
sneaky crotian maphacker...
>>123553974
based sickzii :3
a whole weekend of anime and sc2
that last ultra tried so hard
zerg is so weak..
black friday, dreamhack weekend, cyber monday
best week of the year
>>123554464
>black friday
based cuk
maek stalker
qxc should get a job casting sc2...
>>123555681
should do something more dignified imo, like stacking shelves
are we pretending the game is fun now
what's the meme meta
>>123555891
we are pretending the game is dead so meme xD
its so cold in sweden
these guys arent playing their best honestly
>>123556326
whaddya mean cold, it's +8°
>>123556326
african countries are usually pretty warm desu
>>123556326
negro central always hot
>>123556513
african emigration is the primary driver of global warming
every player has the same gestures after games
it must be so cold in there honestly
look even snute is talking about it
say it like it is. when your hands get cold you stick them in your pants and fondle your balls
Isn't it amazing that even right now, in the current state of both SC2 and CS:GO, a sc2 player can still earn the same amount of prize money or even more. This Dreamhack tournament for sc2 has a grand prize which is equal to what a CS:GO player would earn with a 1st place finish at a major.
are we seriously going to wait an hour and 15min for the next match?
>>123557154
i guess it's time to let practical rl matters interfere for a bit then
>>123557312
what do you mean its obviously ladder time
>>123557564
that's what i said???
lotv was a flop nobody gives a damn about sc2 still
>>123558529
i do
>>123558529
all the scvs do...
>>123558529
why did you think blizz did a stealth release for it?
there was a short bit where people cared after blizz said "we're removing the macro shit" and then they went "lol no wait never mind" and everyone stopped caring
>>123558782
based silverbro
>>123558529
It's a great game tho. The multiplayer was improved a lot, it's a much more exciting game. sc2 was always going downhill. Mobababbshit and FPS games are just too popular for plebs. RTS as a whole is a dead genre these days.
LotV is a great game. It's worth the moneyfor the campaign alone.
Soundtrack was hella epic tbqh family
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Qe1o4RZ9lk
>>123558961
lol if you think i'm dumb enough to play this game
puck vs ty started!
Nate and Demu? Terran bias incoming
puck is msd good...
>>123559478
well it's the last terran being eliminated
let them have their moment
>>123559629
youre an anime poster so your family probably doesnt want you there
>>123559629
can't you watch dh while fishing?
>>123559782
lol no
>Liberators
>>123559854
why not it's 2015
go fishing then i guess
>>123559629
go fishing and have fun with your das and brother!
>>123559629
>leaving your room
>going outside
>interacting with people in RL
>even asking this question
>>>/leddit/
>>123559993
its not like i'll have to talk with strangers or go to public
there would be only dad, bro and me
>>123559713
don't bully animeposters...
remember when Puk used to be a tranny?
>>123560310
Princess Leiha, who could forget?
CROSS COUNTER
>>123560074
>interacting with family members
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>/leddit/
white people...
>>123560712
stop bullying sickzii...
>>123560623
But I'd just end up wanking again.
>>123560810
'white' people
vs
white 'people'
>>123560810
To be honest family...
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for White Children. Because the beauty of the White Aryan woman must not perish from the earth.
What we must fight for is to safeguard the existence and reproduction of our race and our people, the sustenance of our children and the purity of our blood, the freedom and independence of the fatherland, so that our people may mature for the fulfilment of the mission allotted it by the creator of the universe. Every thought and every idea, every doctrine and all knowledge, must serve this purpose. And everything must be examined from this point of view and used or rejected according to its utility.
>stomp puck 3-0
>complain after the match that his race is OP
ahaha puck BTFO
I want to do stuff to smix...
did you get anything for black friday
>>123562761
i got blacked
>>123562761
I got a new graphics card :D
>>123562761
asus router,
showtime is going to 3-0 bly!
>there are people itt RIGHT NOW watching noname vs noname
fucking lol, just how bored do you have to be to watch this shit
literally just scrolling up and down (not even reading) over this thread is more fun than watching dh
>>123562761
r9 390x and 4690k
>>123562761
headphones
>>123563108
>>123563203
>>123563708
cool
i just bought a benq monitor
>>123563753
did you tweet at grubby.grubby owner and player of team grubby at @followgrubby about your new benq monitor?
he likes to retweet these type of tweets, you would be drowning in new followers!
>>123563853
you forgot "winner of grubby invitational"
>>123563853
unless i could get some sort extra % savings on it whats the point
>>123563976
maybe he would let you use cassandra for an hour or two? its worth a shot tbch
>>123564310
why would you crop the epic mark0 banter out
>>123564404
because we hate marko here
>>123564310
truly the most EPIC game on sc2 ladder
https://youtu.be/kfbm0eXqrr0
>>123564187
who?
>>123564689
you cant be THIS new...
>>123564638
oh my god
sickzii is bullying bly instead of fishing...
>>123566237
perfect
>>123566237
yeah i stayed home
>>123566632
next time go fish...
>>123566632
why...
parting vs solar is about to start!
>>123566970
okay...
>>123567175
DH is on
stranded or dead?
parting the god fighting against imbalance. is parting the korean avilo?
>tfw everyone went out and you're only scv watching dh...
>>123570739
should have gone fishing...
>>123571000
gonna take a shower now, brb
a shameful loss
>>123569208
>losing a probe to a drone
>a god
lol
for a shameful toss
>>123564310
>>123564638
So who is this guy?
>>123572016
>not knowing tumes
spoonfeed time
he is the ultimate babby terran
an embarrassment to the race
shit at the game and very vocal about balance
also someone post the tumes nudes
>>123572016
you dont know marko?
Why is this thread going so slow?
>>123572181
i guess everyone left for cs:go and dota
Reminder that I've taken a game off Solar on KR ladder.
>>123468539
https://gaming.youtube.com/watch?v=epeG4zrcBjY
>>123572334
i tabbed over to the sc stream and they're busy literally shilling for some mouse so fuck that
>>123572334
:( rip game
Graham Pitt @messioso 7m7 minutes ago
Amazing stuff. 10/10 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NaaBhIwGRI …
Wierd question here: Can someone please link me to the video of the guy playing Zerg vs. Protoss and getting invaded after 5 minutes of play - the one with the nasal voice. Thank you in advance!