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Girl Gamer Edition

Game is $40 on PC for all launch characters. $60 with some cosmetics. Also on PS4 and XBONE. Blizz refuses to discuss post launch content at this point.

Overwatch is a first person shooter made by Blizzard. The closed beta is live but you aren't invited.

>Main Site
http://us.battle.net/overwatch/en/

>Twitter
https://twitter.com/PlayOverwatch

>Overwatch Game Data Spreadsheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/htmlview?usp=sharing&sle=true

>List of /vg/ battletags (post yours in the thread if you want to be added to it)
http://tygla.com/owgnames.txt

old: >>123367604
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1st for Blizzard are gigantic cunts for not letting anyone fucking play their essentially finished game and they need to add pre-order beta NOW.
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>>123468196
>proper button mashing technique
Impressed.
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/junkrats/ and /roadhogs/, report
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they seemed to have invited a bunch of shitters recently

lots of people leaving games early or straight up being garbage
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Anyone want to hear a joke about the beta?
Nevermind, you won't get it
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>>123468448
I really hate their notmadmax designs, but both are actually pretty fun to play.
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>>123468448
I'm somewhat convinced I'm not recieving the full beta simply due to my performance in the stress test. My roadhog fucking demolished everything. I doubt they'd want games to be that one sided.
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>>123468507
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>no overwatch beta
>no rainbow six beta
christmas break and nothing to do
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>>123468669
They don't care about your performance.
They care about performance of their game on different PC configurations, and your feedback.
If you just played the game and didn't even visit the forums, your participation was mostly useless for Blizz.
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>Overwatch
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>>123468829
>these fucks get beta over me
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>>123468795
I was joking around. But in seriousness I reported multiple bugs and gave my feedback of the experience.
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I hate Blizzard
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I am amongst 8 million people and yet somehow I truly believe I will be the one to recieve a beta access email.
I've gotten into every beta I've wanted since I was a child, I will not let Blizzard's shitty system deter me.
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>Yfw no invites today because of shitty holiday
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is there a way to see latency in game in the blizz UI?
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I wish I was in...

... somebody give me their account...
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>>123470128
ctrl + shift + r
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>>123470326
thanks friend
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>tfw at work
>cant stop thinking about OW
>cant stop thinking about new competitive team i'm joining
>cant stop thinking about all the e-sluts we'll make moist when we win tourneys

why must i crryyyy
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>>123470649
Hi Inaba here add me we can talk
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>>123470951
inaba, plz
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>>123470991
Please add me I'm online now let's talm
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>>123470951

add me instead, battlenet imthem#1459
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>>123471275
I just want to taste your dick
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>>123471396
Tracer has a huge cock, to be quite honest
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Can somebody give me their account? I'll be their girlfriend
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>>123471275
>>123471396
>>123472271
back to your containment general
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>>123472743
http://a.pomf.cat/cayuhu.mp4
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>>123472743

>Game not released and with only 1k worldwide population in beta
>Not a containment general

lol
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give me some similiar games i can play in the meantime?
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>>123468196
Thick Tracer
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>>123472949
paladins, team fortress 2, people have said dirty bomb?

nigga idk, just shitpost for 8 months.
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>>123473365
can you even play paladins without buying the founders pack?
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>>123473938
yeah, keys are going around.

>tfw bought paladins a day before i realized i was in OW beta

... it's not a bad game... but compared to OW it is.
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>>123473938
>>123474187
I would like a key
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There's a wave today, right?
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Reminder that Inaba poster is a cancerous rule breaking avatarfag who is ruining this general with his constant whining, shitposting, and begging. He doesn't give a fuck about the game and only targeted this new general for attention.

Do what you can to save /owg/ and tell him to fuck off every time he posts.
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>>123474618
Not a chance in hell.
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>>123474929
only truth in that post is the avatarfag yo
wats up with you trying to start some shit brah
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>>123474929
Just report him. Maybe if there are enough reports the mods can't keep ignoring it.
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>>123474929
Reminder that Inabanon isn't even on right now.
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wow there are a ton of fucking shitters playing now
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>Try out paladins because fucking overwatch won't send out beta
>Its even easier than overwatch
Jesus fucking christ let me play OW again.
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>playing a game with 20 tick servers
i knew blizzdrones are bad but not this bad
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>watch a movie
>like 3 replies in this thread
DEAD GAME
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Whenever I kill one of the waifus in the game I always imagine my bullets are orgasm inducing chemical darts and their death cries are actually mind wiping orgasms that leave them breathless for the respawn timer. Or orgasm inducing neuron pulses if it's an energy weapon.

Anybody else think like this?
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>>123472935
>1k worldwide population
I hlghly doubt it's above 200.
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>>123472935
>>123477736
There are a lot of us that want to play but can't.
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>>123477958
Yes, everyone except Blizzard knows.
Time to sit here suffering for 7 more fucking months while streamers get to play.
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HANZO IS LEGIT THE BIGGEST FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
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>sick during thanksgiving
>have to lay in bed thinking about how much fun i would have if i was /in/
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>having so much fun playing I forgot I have to go stuff my fat face

fug
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>"We here hope you have a marvelous Thanksgiving, so here is something to be thankful for! Get on the battlefield and test your mettle!"
https://twitter.com/PlayOverwatch/status/668835816265916417?lang=en
HOLY FUCKING SHIT THEY'VE FINALLY DONE IT THE MADMEN
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>>123478736
He'll probably be nerfed soonish.

>>123478983
1/10 No one believes they'd invite a bunch of people on a national holiday when no one is at the office.
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>>123478983
>implying I don't have the twitter updates sent to my phone
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>>123478983
>stuck at my grandmas house watching the dog show

FUUUUCK
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>>123479115
>hanzo
>nerfed
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>>123479482
>not d.va
No one cares
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>>123478108
>signed up for the beta the moment it was available over a year ago
>autists who didn't even sign up got in because they scream kappa on twtich and act goofy
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>>123479482
tracer ass
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>>123479595
>liking d.va
c'mon anon
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is it bad that I really want pl_upward to be a map in this game
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>>123478108
you guys are so funny with this meme

theres shitloads of people who are /in/ that are nobodies, me included

i rarely see any "famous" people in my games
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>>123480485
I really want Hightower
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>>123480634
I want to fuck D.va so hard she can't fly her mech ever again.
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It's time to post who you're thankful for anons.

I'm thankful angels like this exist.
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>>123480529

Because most of them stopped playing already. You should have checked twitch when the first wave went out. Literally every big streamer and youtuber (that made gaming videos) got in.
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>>123480871
Im thankful for high test waifus
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>>123480974
They even let Kripp in and he hates FPS games.
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>>123480529
They all quit playing already because they make zero money streaming overwatching and infinite money streaming their main game(s).
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>>123480974
That was only the first wave. After that they invited the redditors and then started doing random invites.
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>>123477153
as an epic valve only gamer (dota 2 and csgo ftw) i must say. anything any other develepor does is bad.

btw pc master race here. I wont be playing on consoles
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Remember guys, 20 ticks is an artistic choice. If you don't like it, you're going against the developers vision :)
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>>123480871
I'm thankful that she can take a dart.
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I should just make a general for people that are actually in the beta and hope all you people that are building up blizzards demand while not having any of the supply stay in this mass of waifus and "b-but I signed up early" bullshit.
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>top4 streamers for this game aren't even streaming in english
>three of them are chinese
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>>123480974
>when the first wave went out
yeah, it was true back then

now though shitloads of people are in that are just randoms
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There we are! My two favorite fucks.
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>>123481736
Nice
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>>123481610
>tfw i would stream in english if i had the beta
>except i wouldnt talk at all
>I'd just run a John Coltrane playlist 24/7
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>>123481575
Epic.
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>>123481268
They only did like 2 waves.
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>>123482302
They've done at least 5.
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Would Reaper or 76 top?
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>>123481736
Good job
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>>123482741
Fuck off inaba
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>>123482741
Reaper is a power bottom
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Why does every game have to be some kind of esport now.

Most of these kids bitching about esport stuff wont' ever go pro or be competitive.
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>>123482508
On the official Overwatch Twitter theyve only released the initial wave for streamers and then 2 with actual players.
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>>123483117
I don't give a fuck about competitive I just don't want to be shot around corners like it's Planetside 2.
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>>123483117
Most sportsfans are fat fucks too, and esports creates attention.
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>>123483117
Because everyone wants to be the next faker.
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>>123483141
1. https://twitter.com/PlayOverwatch/status/667514816496463873

2. https://twitter.com/PlayOverwatch/status/664213516291674112

3. https://twitter.com/PlayOverwatch/status/661697467155550208

4. https://twitter.com/PlayOverwatch/status/659467248134782976

5. https://twitter.com/PlayOverwatch/status/659198681455833088

Not included is the reddit wave they didn't announce. The oldest tweet is their initial beta wave with mostly streamers.
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>>123481484
why does he want all that milk? is he a baker?
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the game is bad

is there any reason to believe it will get good later
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>>123484348
well blizzard has a fairly good track record of improving their at first lackluster games

too bad if it follows precedent this improving will happen way too late like it did with diablo 3
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Nth for I hope Inaba anon eats a bag of dicks for thanksgiving
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Why does america have so many shitty holidays I want my beta invites
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>>123485130
Would dicks/human meat taste like pork? Or maybe beef? Has any cannibal every commented on this? Just curious
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>>123485207
I really hope he just fucking chokes on them for being such a kek
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>>123485130
>>123485345
Why the bullying?
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>>123485207
Human meat has been primarily described as having a very sweet taste to it. Many liken it to pork, although one described it as very fine veal. It has a slightly stringy consistency and is apparently quite palatable.
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>>123485571
So, set up human farms to help with overpopulation when?
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>>123486064
The problem is not much of the human body is fully salvageable. There's alot of fat to trim if you are trying to maximize efficiency.
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nth for not being able to play Overwatch for 7 months. all other games are dead to me after I got a taste of that Overpussy during the stress test
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>>123486150
Well that sucks, still it's not like humans have any chance to die out any time soon. Could be an expensive meat like caviar.
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>>123485406
Because he's a kek who spends everyday blogging about how it isn't fair he didn't get in because he preordered an awful game
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>>123485130
>>123485345
>>123486337
I actually had Thanksgiving dinner a month ago, anon, but it was very nice.
I hope you have a great Thanksgiving dinner too!

I also haven't pre-ordered yet, I'm waiting until I have a chance to play.
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>People think Mercy is the problem
>Not Lucio and only Lucio

Mercy is good but she requires very smart players in order for her to be even remotely useful. She moves incredibly slow, has basically zero damage output on her own, and has only one movement ability that is almost no help when caught out. It's very easy to pick her off or harass her to the point where the enemy has to lose focus on the objective to keep her alive. Even though her ultimate can provide a huge swing it comes with a giant telegraph and requires the team to be getting beat down in the first place.

Lucio? Oh boy. He is fast as fuck, heals heath as a latent effect, can in one press of a button make everyone near him effectively invincible, counters just about every other ultimate, AND does respectable easily spammed damage. As a flanking character you pretty much can't bring him down because of how quickly he regens and how easily he dodges most of your shots.

While Mercy takes a lot of thought to play well and keep alive Lucio just skates around like a madman laughing at anyone who tries to gank him.
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Open beta will be in the latter half of December
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>>123487789
Open beta is still 3+ months away, if they even have an open beta.
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>>123488279
it's probably going to be like the HotS bullshit where they don't send out invites for months, and charge to get into the beta

then right before the game launches months later have an open beta. Although Overwatch has no option to preorder and get in like HotS, I will wait to buy the game until we know what the entire payment model is.
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http://us.battle.net/overwatch/en/media/#reference
They're really pushing this game hard.
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>>123488279
They won't have an open beta.
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>>123489519
That would be retarded.
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>>123489519
Buy in beta December, screencap this
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>>123490453
Pre-orders still don't get in
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>>123468196
holy shit I want to have sex with her so bad it's not healthy
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>Bastion can't actually turn into his tank form

Booo
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>>123490537
I hope you mean D. Va in general because getting aroused from the OP picture itself is kinda weird.
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>>123490537
>wanting to have sex with a 2d fictional character

:^)
You'll go far in life, i'm sure!
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>>123490639
I want to fuck her in the picture
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>>123490478
>yfw they sell beta access for $40 but it doesn't get you the full game on release
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anyone wanna try Paladins? I have 3 keys. Just post your e-mail.
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>>123490707
I already did fuck one 2d character tho
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>>123472419
Fuck you
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>>123490561
?
You mean his ult?
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>>123491079
http://bnetus-a.akamaihd.net/overwatch/static/media/reference/bastion_reference.4B4Dt.pdf

Where do the treads and more importantly the main cannon come from? Where does the minigun go?
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>>123490795
[email protected]
I'll take that, anon.
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>that /notin/ salt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeE7JZSUWuk
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>>123490795
[email protected]

Save me from this wait. I'll do anything.
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>>123490795
[email protected]
I'll give it a try senpai
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>>123491965
>>123491294
>>123491806
have fun anons
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>>123487083
Yeah lucio is a problem. The only problem with mercy is her ultimate is completely broken, the entire enemy team can burn all their ults then you just come in and res everyone and it's gg. Lucio ult won't save you from 4-6 ults.
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>>123492528
Well hot damn, you actually did it. Thank you Anon. You gave a lonely neet something to do on a lonely Thanksgiving.
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>>123492560

It can be a problem but you have time to react to it, if you hear her ulti go off you can back up and at least prepare yourself. You could make it so that she at least has to be out of the spawn to use it, that way she is in the playing field and can be killed to prevent it going off.

Her ulti requires people to be dead to work where Lucio can pop his and counter quite literally everything without anyone having to die.
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https://youtu.be/_bhpV-eZQCs?t=78
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>>123493598
The intro gave me AIDS. Thanks.
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>>123493517
share your keys once you hit level four if you want.
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>>123492528
I (>>123491294) didn't get the email. TempMail is kinda shit and I don't know why I use it.

If you could send it to this address instead I'd kiss you,
[email protected]
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>>123495819
>this guy so scared about his beta key privacy he uses russkie hacker burner mails

wtf man. just make a hotmail like it's early 2000's.
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>>123496162
I'm sorry.
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>TF2
>Dirty Bomb
>Quake Live
>CSGO
>SMITE
>LoL
>Dota 2
>Heroes of the Storm
>StarCraft 2
>Diablo 3
>Left 4 Dead
>Killing Floor
>Borderlands 2
>Payday 2
>Evolve

I've tried playing each of these a little since the last weekend and they all are so boring and shit now that Overwatch got my dick wet during the stress beta. Guess I'm done with gaming until 2016. Enjoy
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>>123496502
I'm in the same boat.
I put in 30 hours into the stress test, hoping I'd burn myself out.
THE FUCKING OPPOSITE HAPPENED!
Serious withdrawal, what dooooo
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Thank God Bloodborne DLC will keep me busy enough to stop giving a shit about OW beta. Hope you nigs find enjoyable distractions too
we'll get to play eventually family
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>>123496829
What if I die before it comes out anon
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>>123495819
Sorry a key has been sent to that e-mail. I don't know the code. It's some "invite a friend" system.
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>>123496502
>was a CS:GO tryhard for the last 3 years
>highest I got was ESEA-MAIN
>super specific nades that aren't any fun followed by holding corners
>get into closed beta
>can never go back to throwing shitty pixel nades and trying to be tacticool with strats

Fuck man. It's so much funner playing OW. The gameplay is more fast paced, strats aren't super specific, and there's variety in the weapons/abilities.

The community is so much nicer too, not as many egos (yet) and no fucking trading/selling/betting sites getting shilled everywhere you look.
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>>123496502

>Super interested when they announced it at blizzcon
>As time went on I got less and less enthusiastic for it
>The more info they put out the less I liked what I saw
>Got into the weekend beta and didn't even want to install it
>Finally got up the nerve to do it on saturday
>Instantly had fun
>Played a solid 14 hours straight
>Played even more on sunday
>Stuck sitting here now not knowing if ill get to play it for 6 months

It may not be perfect but I'm pretty sure it's going to be my next main FPS game, I'd preorder it right this instant if it came with a beta key.
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>>123498126
i already sent out all three keys, sorry
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>>123497012
Damn, if it doesn't come through I guess I wasted it.
Sorry, anon. Thanks anyways though.
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>>123497916
You and millions of people.

We really need a pre-order beta before 2016.
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>>123498665
Ooo I'm sorry you need what?
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>Can't even watch overwatch because no one is really streaming it
>Those that do are awful at the game
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>>123500402
Watch me, my Twitch is offline. I'm not in.
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>>123500402
Where has seagull been and why aren't coolmatt & friends streaming anymore? They play but they don't stream
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>Genji's shurikans need falloff
>Mercy needs to build Ult slower
>Tracer needs extended magazines
>Winston needs a shorter cooldown on his leap to match D.Va
>Winston needs a primary that isn't braindead and actually useful, such as a unique 3x damage multiplier on shielded enemies or something
>Winston needs to actually do damage with his Ult or some other deleterious effect on hit enemies
>Winston needs to quit being outclassed by every other tank in general
>Likewise with tracer and offense characters
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>>123500601
thanksgiving i suppose
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>>123500991

Tracers magazines are fine because she reloads so quickly, what she really needs is for her ult to build up faster so she can hop into the dogpile on the cart more often.
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>>123500991
>Winston main detected

Zarya is objectively the worst tank you shitter
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>>123500991
>Genji's shurikans need falloff
>Mercy needs to build Ult slower
I agree with these, I myself am not sure how to tweak Winston as I really didn't play him.
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>>123500991
Nice bait Anon, I played a ton of Winston and like every hero, he's very good against 1/3rd of the heroes, even against another 1/3rd, and gets dumpstered by the other 1/3rd

The rest of your list is bullshit and fundamentally wrong on every possible level and it pleases me immensely that Blizzard will not now or ever hear or care about your stupid "nerf rock, paper is fine" balance wants.
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>>123501810

>Hueg damage when 60+ shield meter
>Castable shields are so strong they are essentially brief mini-ubers
>One of the best ults in the entire game that makes team wipes incredibly easy

What the fuck are you smoking.
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Fucking OSU! has more viewers on twitch right now. Thank god blizzard gave every big streamer beta keys!
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>>123501810
Zarya is top tier, you just don't know how to manage your shields to boost your damage
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>>123502082

>Anecdote
>Ur dumb and bad eat poo poo *smug*

Nice reply.
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how bad is paladins
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>>123502224
Here's your (you). You lost trying to duel high armor classes instead of killing their backline

You couldn't use your ult to kill people even though it's extremely easy to punt an important character (Mercy, Lucio, etc) against a wall or into a corner or off the map and kill them, then go back to knocking defenders off a point or attackers off the payload, or distracting them in the backline as they try to kill you while your team caps

You probably activated your Q *before* going in because your'e a fucking shitter, instead of using the colossal heal from Q and the reset on the jump to its full effect.

Now please, keep posting your pathetic input here where Blizzard will never read it
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>>123502301
Better than a game that isn't out
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>>123502112
>>123502192
>no mobility
>literally random damage
>only 400 health
>ult is escapable with any movement ability
>can only shield one person at a time, useless for protecting her team from ults like Reinhardt or Dva can
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>Not being in the stress test
>Not playing with bots
Lol it doesn't take much editing you fucking idiots
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>>123501810

>Huge hitbox laser primary fire
>Impact grenade launcher alt fire
>Both can be boosted by unique damage boost meter to stupid amounts of damage
>Can cast a personal shield for retarded survivability also while shielded someone else
>400 health, 200 of which is shield

Zarya is S+ tier tank pick beside Reinhardt
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>>123503024
>if I list off a characters abilities it means they're OP
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>>123502590

>If I deconstruct an strawman that means I'm right!
>Ur dumb

Getting picks on supports is all he is good for, and yet he has a wide area barrier that implicates frontline blocking/presence. This is absolute mental retardation in terms of design. He has huge mobility for a tank but has no tools to capitalize on his mobility.

You just described why he's so shit. You fly in, pop a barrier to entice people to fight you, Q before death and annoy everyone while your team actually does meaningful moves.

Reinhardt's charge is more useful in terms of picking shit than Winston leap because it actually does some fucking damage, plus you can actually use your hammer to kill things after you suicide charge into a midfight.

Now you'd call me retarded if I said Reinhardt was a pick class, so why should Winston's quality be determined by his ability to go in the backfield?

Moreover, what the fuck am I supposed to do when I can't Q? Chuck barriers and pray a good tank cant walts through my pacification beam and frag me?

He's shit, you're so unnecessarily salty and bitter. D.Va outclasses him in nearly every way.
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>>123503135

Not OP, just really good. Not all characters are created equal. Zarya is very, very good.
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join the ranks of the calmed acceptors. We have become one with the fact that we will never experience Overwatch, and find solace and peace in our mutual understanding.
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>>123504191
Have you actually played the game yet? Zarya is utterly horrible compared to all of the other tanks.
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>>123504191

Zarya can't take the place of a main tank and ends up being mostly about her ulti, which unfortunately can easily be countered by stuff like Lucio and his ulti.
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>>123500991
>3 Winstons
>2 Lucios
>Attacking on Hanamura
>win in under 2 minutes
Sorry anon, you're wrong.
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>>123504513
or Reinhardts shield
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>>123504513
>ulti
Is this the fuccboi way to say it?
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>>123505232

Her Q?
Her U L T I M A T E A B I L I T Y?
Her only useful mechanic?

If you really want to balance something then balance Reinhardt and Lucio, they are basically mandatory for anything beyond a public game.
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>>123468507
AYYYYY
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>>123505578
>U L T
Yeah that.

Reinhardt dominates competitive so far, but I have no idea how to fix that.
Lower shield maybe?
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>>123506585
Lessen the stun time on the ult.
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I think popping the cherry on the "Only let streamers in at first" idea was good, but popping it this early? I think that was a mistake

A month before release is one thing, the hype would be unreal. 8 months before? Everyone's gonna get pissed off and lose interest by the time the game comes out

Sure the interest will resurface for the most part once people can actually play, but then the "Twitch hype" will have done nothing because nobody would have streamed it for 3 months
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>>123507328

Pretty much, I can't imagine what they are going to do to keep people interested for 6 more months.
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http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2015/11/26/cheat-coding-company-threatens-blizzard-with-legal-action-over-stealing-source-code/


>blizzard
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>>123507716

>Cheaters make botting programs
>Blizzard tells them to fuck off, leans on employee until he gives them the source code
>Botting company trying to sue now

Sometimes you do wonder how retarded people have to be.

When has suing blizzard as a literal WHO every worked out for anyone? ESPECIALLY as a bot programmer
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to all the people who are not in, the game isn't really that good and you aren't missing out on anything
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>>123507328
>>123507513
I agree. I think they expected this to be like Hearthstone where interest grew and grew but it's turning out like HotS. Without anything to work for even the people that do have access are going to be completely over it by the time the launch actually happens since we're not getting any more maps or heroes.
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If we don't get a preorder beta in decembwr/january, i will chop my dick off.
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>>123508342
RIP anon's dick. It's not happening.
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>kill four people with ult
>"oh man this has gotta be play of the game"
>soldier 76 gets play of the game by getting assists on the four people I killed
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>>123508335

Now that I think about it isn't this exactly what they did with hots? They let streamers in early and then just didn't let anyone else in? I remember Kripp streamed it for a little bit but like all the other big names he just went back to his original game before they ever let the public in.

It took so long everyone gave up caring about it and moved on to other games.
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>>123508635
Kind of, they had beta keys though so if you REALLY wanted in you could buy one. I think I paid like $5 for mine on ebay.

HotS died for all kinds of reasons I don't want to get into but I don't think how they ran the beta was one of them.
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You can see the link, which character do you think it will be?
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>3k viewers on twitch

fucking dead on arrival lads
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>>123509065
Zarya
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>>123483591
>reddit wave
it was like three guys
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>>123509065
>Bastion
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pharah is the prettiest overwatch
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>>123507716
>breitbart
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>>123509065
>Kotaku
It's probably Zarya.


Oh, it's bastion. I don't know if that's better or worse. Bad for different reasons I suppose.
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>>123509534
I prefer Symmetra, but I see your point as well anon. She is a pretty Waifu. Good luck.
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>>123509625
sup metzen
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>>123509534
>approx height: 5'11"
this character is LITERALLY samus
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>>123509065
Fuck you for giving Kotaku page views.
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>>123509761
>what is noscript
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>you will never fuck tracer in her time core
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>feel like playing OW
>remember 20 tick
>lose interest to play
>rinse and repeat
yawn
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>>123509978
Playing some Rainbow Six Siege its p fun so far
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>>123510146
this is the stupidest fucking placebo ever

it can't be that big of a problem if someone had to point it out to you
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>>123509978
Fuck off
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>>123509978
Probably give Paladins a try.
I can't fill this void ;_;
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>>123509741
samus is 6'3" in armour though
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>>123508335
>>123507328
>>123507513
Everyone keeps saying this, and I keep thinking it all day every day.

Blizzard fucked up big time, at least with HOTS the game was a fucking disaster in beta. Horrible balance, god awful matchmaking(still hasnt been fixed nearly a year after release) and almost no heroes.

Meanwhile, this game has the entire fucking roster, really good balance and 8 maps.

I just...don't get it.
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>>123510423
they still need to alpha test the cash shop
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>>123510278
I got something that can fill the void if you know what I mean ;)
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>>123510176
I'm still butthurt it doesn't have a campaign. I just want a game like Rainbow Six 3.

>>123510278
I'm debating just buying a beta key and giving it a shot, but the characters seem really bland and something about the gameplay looks off to me.

Most of the gameplay I've seen is people just shooting at eachother in big empty fields with little movement or positioning.
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>>123509978
Fuck off inaba
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I miss the beta access, family.
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>>123510747
I'm pretty sure /pals/ would give you a key if you asked.
Also I agree, but I don't want to play TF2 or CS:Go, so my options are limited.
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>>123510227
>dieing behind corners is placebo
>dieing as mei when i had froze myself in my own screen and then seeing in killcam that apparently i never got the freeze off is placebo
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>>123510423
They can't release it without a progression system in my opinion. You need something to work for. It could be something as simple as a "Master" skin like HotS has once you reach level 9 with a hero that is just for show. I don't want gameplay shit locked up, but there needs to be something people can have for a goal to work towards.

>>123510747
I'm considering buying access too but it doesn't look near as good as Overwatch. I really should just play SC2 or something.
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>>123510861
Tis better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.
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>>123509978
Steam backlog
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>>123510879
Play some Paladins with me friend
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>>123510953
I don't need the game released, simply giving pre-order beta access would be enough.
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>>123511136
They've fucked themselves. They can't release it to the public, via open beta or pre-order beta until they have some kind of hook to keep people playing until they actually pay for it which they don't have.

Release it and people get bored, hold off on the release and people lose interest.
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dno why i try to force myself to enjoy this game
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>>123511410
Apparently the way their marketers see it, people losing interest right now is fine because they can get basically all of that interest back once the launch is imminent.
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>>123512061
We'll see how that plays out for them.
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>>123511962
I know that feel anon I force myself to play 1 hour a day
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>>123510953
I figured out why the characters in Paladins bother me so much. They all have the Dreamworks face. There's no attempt at creating a different personality.

It's just a character design with a quirky and fun expression.
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>>123509534

Every time she is my menu screen background I can't help stare at her lips because they look exactly like mine.

It's so weird, I wish you could pick your background so I don't have to see that.
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I pre-ordered the origins edition the moment it was announced.

I'd order it a second time for no gain if only to get beta access.

Just tell me how much money you want me to pay Blizzard. I thought I was a good shill.
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which girl should I get porn drawn of
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>>123512260
D.Va
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>>123512157
I can agree with that. And not nearly enough waifu material.
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>>123512157
Road to El Dorado is legit though
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>>123512260
Pharah, there isn't enough of her
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my mouse lags so much in this game when the fps drops to like 80-90
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>>123512260
This>>123512490
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>>123512456
Fantastic movie, Dreamworks just makes terrible posters.
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>>123512260
No question.

>>123512490
Just use Korra porn
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>>123512260
Mei
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>>123512567
mercy is too pure for porn
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>>123512490
Egyptian Samus is the greatest waifu, without a doubt.
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>>123512456
>Road to El Dorado
Yes. One of the best animated films ever made.
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>>123512245
Going price seems to be $400.

>>123512587
That's what she wants you to think. I have proof it isn't true.
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>>123512826
I'm curious, beyond having a few of your posts deleted have you been banned or warned at all? I'm trying to figure out if the mods here actually give any shits at all.
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>>123512826
Fuck off inaba
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>>123512245
>Just tell me how much money you want me to pay Blizzard.

A bit more.
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Any anons up for some Paladins? Its pretty shitty but it somewhat fills the void.
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>>123513040
Whats your favorite blizz game, anon
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>>123513040
AYYYY
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>>123512973
Not him but I've been warned for shitposting cancerously.
I wouldn't have if Jammku wasn't such a vomit inducing self-shill though.
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>>123513139
Pandaria.
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>>123513204
Come on anon don't even joke like that
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>>123513204
>female bear
>>>/wowg/
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>>123512905
>Missing the StarCraft collector's editions.

You still aren't shilling as hard as me, Anon.
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>>123513202
I've was warned for posting a censored version of the full version of this pic. Got me pretty heated.
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>>123513204
Let's not turn this into /wowg/ senpai
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>>123513342
I know, I accidentally grabbed the wrong pic that was taken before Legacy of the Void launch.

And even though they do sell a Heroes of the Storm box in stores, it's the tiny thin cardboard box bundled with things I already have and not a sturdy stackable CE.
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>>123513441
That one's too lewd anyways, sluttiness is a pretty shit feminine trait to have.
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>>123513689
>slashshit
>talking shit about other images
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>>123513689
Post lewd but cute.
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>>123513871
No idea what that means
I mean the image is well drawn but she looks like she's ready for cock #213

>>123513947
This guy gets it
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>>123513947
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>>123513947
I like /u/ but
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>>123513947
this is the most tumblr thing i've seen in a long time.
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post cute husbandos
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>>123513689
>>123513947
>>123514293
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>>123514284
>WOW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0xD_ToLZkI
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I just want a game I can chill out and play for fun while still wrecking kids who are worse than me

For a brief weekend I was able to experience this heaven

Why the fuck not just make it perma beta? It ran perfectly. I didn't lag, lose connection, or crash at all during the "stress test" weekend. I just had good clean fun with no bugs at all. Why the fuck is this beta so exclusive?
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>get to the last phase of payload with 7 minutes left
>lose
actually fucking incredible how retarded people can be

im at the pl with reinhardt with literally all 6 of the enemies shooting down my shield and my teammates are just twiddling their thumbs behind me

or how some pharah can stand on some roof spamming rockets at the pl literally whole game and nobody from my team will go and kill them
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>>123514694
yeah it was fun, but they need to add some depth to it. Stat tracking, unlockables, different game modes, some shit like that.

because it was a shallow experience.
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>>123514780
I don't fucking care just take my $60 and lock me out of refunding as long as they let me stay in perma closed beta
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Will they release a Caucasian skin for Lucio? I like his kit but I don't want to play a black guy.
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>>123515035
reverse tumblr
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>>123513947
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GV7J2BgV7Q

>Chrom's flanking/rear harass

Shit that looks so god damn fun
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>>123515292
i cant stop laughing at how goddamn horrible this guy's zooming in and out of fucking walls and empty space is. holy shit
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>>123468196
Why are so few people picking classes appropriate for the job?

>Bastion
better for defending than attacking
>Mccree
better for defending than attacking. Soldier should likely be picked in his place for attacking

>Mei
better for defending than attacking

>Widowmaker
Slightly better for defending than attacking

>Tracer
Better for attacking than defending.

>Symmetra
better for defending than attacking. Attack value goes up when you have a long walk to a payload you can shorten with a TP (usually gets found quite quick)

>Zarya
not good for anything. Pretty much Tumblr tier. Pink hair, lots of talk and mean looks, utterly retarded when it comes to doing things.
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coldfat fags please go
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>>123509534

>Brown girl
>Incredibly strong and fun character

>Designed to be a front liner dishing out tons of damage, ultimate is JUSTICE, RAINS FROM ABOVE die-die missile barrage

>Character is she's essentially judge dredd in female form

This is a great female character in vidya and nobody seems to care

While everyone thinks turning tomb raider into a "Break the poor girl" simulator is great for feminism and "progressiveness"

Why
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>>123515950
She's not fat so Tumblr doesn't care. Nobody actually wants good female characters. Just pandering.
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>>123515950
>tomb raider
Is this that guro game I keep hearing about?
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>>123509534
>poopskin
>pretty
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>>123515571
>implies bastion is good
>calls zarya shit
shitter go away
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>>123515950
>Character is she's essentially judge dredd in female form

This might be why, they can hardly glorify a militaristic badass.
>Strong but not strong enough to be scary please
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>>123515571

>Not defending with Tracer

Do you know how mad people get when you lurk in the runback zone?
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>>123516285

But everyone loves the judge.

Wait.. is this a case of girls not liking the judge?
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>>123510953
>They can't release it without a progression system in my opinion.
I don't see why. I for one am sick and fucking tired of having to buy a game and then grind to get basic shit from a game that it just used to throw at you. can't even get a free fucking palette swap like in smash bros back in the day.

If they give you a rank for which "skill league" you're playing in that'll be entirely fine by me.

Also think about the shit that can go wrong, "get X with hero Y to unlock Z" what do we suddenly find? Games where people don't pick a class that's good for the job (which is already rare) but pick which skin they still need or want. Imagine one day they update with a new Widowmaker skin and for a good while every game is gonna be at least 4 of them on each side.
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>>123516379
I'm not saying all of them are worthless for those roles. they of course can still be used.. I just feel like those are the jobs they excel at/fall down a tier.
Also what exactly is the runback zone?
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>>123516670
Did you completely miss the "I don't want gameplay shit locked up" part of that post? People already just pick what they want. Having skins to unlock won't change that and non of your other scenarios are on the table.
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>>123516885

Whenever an enemy dies they have to run from their spawn back to the objective, if you know your timings you can drop in and catch people unaware for easy kills.

She can't do much against a deathball on the cart but outside of that tracer can ruin the attackers if they spread out at all. You also get a lot more room to move around and every second you distract the attackers is worth it.
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>>123477216
which movie m8
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>>123496502
Borderlands 2 is great tho
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>>123509534
this is objectively correct
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>>123517053

This

Its like playing scout on defense in TF2

Sometimes the best thing you can do for your team is run past the enemies, which distracts the shit out of them already, and run to a safe spot.

Then dash in and out messing with them, shooting squishy healers as they leave spawn.

You slow down their attack, force them to turn around and kill you, let your defending line move up and push them back.
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thread is dead when Inaba anon isnt shitting it up
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>>123518741
Better dead than a pile of shit.
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>tfw no one to play this shitty dead game with
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>>123519772
>tfw can't get into this shitty dead game
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>>123519830
Buy me some steam games and i'll give you my account
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>>123520028
lemme hook u up senpai

[email protected]
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>>123520893
i want to draw dva so much
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I think I would drop 200 funbucks on a beta account
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>>123521421
You willing to go to $400?
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>>123521442
Could ebay for less than that
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Edited the image, I'm happy with the results. Hopefully an invite wave fires out tomorrow.
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>>123522267
>Hopefully an invite wave fires out tomorrow.
Not till Tuesday fagboy
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>>123522360
A man can dream
Its all that is sustaining me.
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>>123522267
Epic nice I like it upvoted on reddit make sure to tag your battlenet in case someone from blizzard is impressed by it and wants to invite you to beta
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>>123522536
Thanks :^)
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>>123513441
art aside - it's pretty funny how poorly this dude draws vag's
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>>123522360
I just got here, what's happening on Tuesday?
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>>123520893
>D.Va is actually two thirds Giraffe
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>>123522980
Nothing officially. They usually release beta waves every week on tuesday but they haven't sent one out this week. That anon is on his period.
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>>123522980
Gib btag and i'll tell you
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>>123523229
>That anon is on his period.
Someones jelly cause they aren't /in/
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Obligatory post complaining about the fact that they haven't opened up keys for preorders yet.

I'd even buy the special edition.
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>hanamura attack
>Second point
>nobody goes in
>one fag keeps going: "DON'T ULT. ALL GROUP, DON'T USE ULT, WAIT HERE, DON'T GROUP"
>the whole fucking team just does this and fights at the big door
>they actually willingly wait in the fucking choke point thinking this is a good strategy.
>meanwhile I'm tracering on the fucking point, making them all chase me around for a good 15-20 seconds (sometimes 3, depending on lucky shots)
>they don't use this to fucking take the point.
I mean I get that "Wait here for ult and all go" SOUNDS good in theory.. but in praxis you're deliberately putting yourself in a choke point and getting farmed.

The right decision is to get in and force them to react right? Not sit and get attacked. Force them to move, break up their siege. I made so many openings where they could have just ran in and start fucking people up while they were distracted with me blinking about.

and after all I was called the shitter because I didn't stay with them outside and getting killed instead of going inside and getting killed.
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>>123523565
I'm a huge faggot for cosmetic items so I was sort of leaning toward buying the $60 edition anyway, but if they added beta access to it I'd buy it right now.
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>>123522980
Who is the right one?
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>>123523787

That point is horribly designed either way, it doesn't matter what strategy you use because you won't win unless the enemy is retarded.
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>>123523893
Sona from LoL
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>>123523991
Aegypt is the worst map. The whole thing is just chokepoint sniper heaven. Pretty sure you could kekl that giant gate with 5 bastions and piss yourself laughing at the people trying to get trough since there is no other access.

leave one as Mccree for Tracers that managed to blink trough somehow.
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>>123524115
That would explain why my reaction was: "who the fuck? I don't think I've ever even seen her"
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>baddie retards already tagging their streams as "competitive overwatch" while streaming pubs
>literally walks straight up to a bastion and dies

fuck this just give me beta already so I can stomp these fucking retards
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>>123524369
ur not good kid stfu
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If I go to gamestop and get the special edition, what all am I getting besides a poster and a sexy widowmaker skin?
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>>123524369
i have a buddy like you that got into the weekend beta. He got stomped on, it was really satisfying.

now he says he wasn't ever interested in the game, and that it's for "fucking losers".
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>>123524614
The game and the 5? origins edition skins.
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>>123524614
Overwatch
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>>123524781
I got into the weekend beta too. Won 90% of my games and consistently got POG.

I could fucking wipe the floor with these "TF2 pros"
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>>123524862
There are pro TF2 players?
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>>123524369
link one you dirty slut
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>>123524958

There are, most of them are very opinionated and believe themselves to be far better than they really are.

I honestly didn't know people still play the game at all.
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Yummy
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>>123524815
>>123524828
There has to be more. The box looks big.
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>>123525368
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>>123525368
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>>123525502
Are you talking about the huge fucking edition that comes with the statue?
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>>123525551
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>>123525514
Tummies are mad underrated
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>>123525502
>The Overwatch™ Collector’s Edition includes everything in Overwatch: Origins Edition, plus:

>Soldier: 76 Statue: Overwatch’s former Strike-Commander stands tall once again—on your desk. This premium-grade statue measures 12.8” in height.
>Overwatch Visual Sourcebook: Dive into the world of Overwatch with in-depth illustrations and information about the game's heroes, locations, and story.
>Overwatch Soundtrack: Enjoy the music of the future with this immersive soundtrack.
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>>123525368
how much would you have to donate to slap her fat ass
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>>123525785

Wasn't there a Tracer statue? Where was that from.
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>A_Seagull thinks because he has the highest view count he's guaranteed to be signed onto a pro team and get sponsorships

Can't wait for him to get destroyed by people that are actually good at the game
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>>123525960
I want to get good but
>no beta
and
>20 fucking tick
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>>123525910
The Tracer statue was a limited edition thing that went on sale last year after Blizzcon, then took a few more months to ship out.
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>>123526265
I'd love to cum all over that statue, if you know what I mean
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>>123526443
I'd love to cum all over you, if you know what I mean
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>>123526443
You're not in the room with it, so we'll have to improvise.
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Paladins is fun, but it's no Overwatch.
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>>123526786
Gibe key please
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>>123525368
>>123525551
>>123525702
cool now make them fuck each other
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>>123526786
Thanks for the invite faggot
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>>123526859
I would but it's only a reference sheet I found
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>>123526786
Post Skye bum pls
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>>123526752
>I asked for hotglue
>Still not invited to beta
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>>123526859
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>>123527092
I'd rather not play than use an invite from a faggot like you.

Another md5 for my filter.
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>>123527124
MODS
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>>123527013
I already did.
Bonus points if you realize I scammed /pals/ out of a key by disguising the vastly superior bum as Skye's.
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>>123527271
>bonus points
Don't mind if I do
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Why am I running into so many players who will refuse to play anything other than tracer under any circumstances?
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>>123527092
fuck off inaba

avatarfagging is against the rules
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>>123527092
>>123527449
>>123527456
I'd really prefer if this didn't become /tf2g/ with anime tripfags constantly blogging and discussing their self destructive tendencies 24/7
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>>123527424
Because you have very low MMR due to being bad at video games, so you are being matched up with like skilled players.
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will this game ever be good?
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>>123527646
Me too, anon. That's why I always try to stay on-topic, and hope anyone feeling self destructive will be vocal about it so I can try to help them.

On that note I won't be replying to anymore meta shitposts. Discussion should always be at least loosely related to Overwatch!
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>>123527929
>!
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>>123528128
Cute! CUTE!
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>>123527929
Hit me up tomorrow and we can play, I think beta is only up from noon to midnight est.
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>>123528032
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>>123528301
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>>123528157
Please keep shit like this to your private messages
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>>123528148
JUST! Kappa Absolute Madman!
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>>123527646
just report him
avatar fagging is against the rules
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>>123528557
Dem tits
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NEW WAVE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT

CHECK YOUR ACCOUNTS!

WE'RE /IN/ BOYS
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>>123529181
nice meme
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>>123529181
A new meme is born
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>>123529181
>tfw a surge of emotions and then realizing.
ugh. Playing with my heart.
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>>123528958
He's been reported all day, the mods don't care.
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>>123529181
>I knew it was a meme
>I knew it was a lie
>I checked anyway
I hate you anon ;_;
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Haha, I just played my first game of Paladins. Lets see:
>Shitty MMO movement where you feel like you're sliding everywhere
>Tries too hard to be an ASSFAGGOT
>Aiming is so dead that if you have even a little skill in shooters you'll destroy anyone
>Can't have two of the same "champ" on a single team
>Maps are disgustingly huge and spartan to justify the MMO mount gimmick
>50% of every map is just open space where you strafe around and shoot the enemy with no potential for skill based movement
>Huge maps are pointless because it's only ever one objective point, so it's just one concentrated team fight at any given time.

Overwatch is going to slaughter this game.
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>>123529987
It's doing well because nobody can play overwatch right now
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>>123529987
>Paladins
>F2P

>Overwatch
>B2P + jewstore

Nah, there's like a couple hundred million poor gamers who won't ever even try OW because they can't even own any sort of property, while a bajillion pinoys, latins, and an assortment of poor asians will play paladins because it's free.
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>tfw depression stops me from enjoying this game

Shit sucks man
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>>123531009
My backlog is eternal
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>>123468196
http://us.battle.net/overwatch/en/media/#reference

this should be added to the OP btw
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>almost the whole female roster is waifu tier
>meanwhile we're stuck with THIS

>Look, it has a nipple out, it balances all the asses we've given!
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>Play D.Va
>Phara lifts oft
>JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE
>just press E and her entire ultimate does absolutely fucking nothing to anybody
I will never stop laughing at this. It's just so amazingly funny.
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>>123531391
but genjis ass
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>>123529987
>Big guy in armor who uses an energy shield to block damage and can charge
>Small girl who uses a arm cannon that is basically a pistol and goes "fast" around the battlefield throwing TIME bombs and using her cloak to blink around the map
>Dwarf that drops turrets
Paladins has some really unique character concepts.
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>>123529987
You forgot that it removed snap aim by making where you're aiming affected by latency.

Need to aim somewhere fast? Nope.
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>>123531513
That would be unfair, anon.
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>>123531474
If they even get that far. Snipers like that ult.

>JUSTICE RAINS FR-AAAHH!
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>>123531391
>not a single female is covered by a facemask

gays and women btfo tbqh
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>>123529987
>muh 20 tick server
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>>123531486
Oh, and i even forgot about THIS douche.
>ladies and gentlemans, start your engines!
>vroomvroomwrrrrrrrrrWRRRRRRRRBOOMDINGDING
>Replay
he's barechested, so i guess it counts towards fanservice.
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>>123531391
I'm sure somebody husbandos McCree.
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>>123531835
I would a junkrat not gonna lie
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>>123531835
Like I wanna see his second leg not gonna lie
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>>123531835
Fuck that's a nice body, his face is goofy, but holy shit dat chest, dat midrift
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>>123531835
It would be a perfect day for some mayhem inside my anus not gonna lie
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I want to see what Reinhardt looks like under his helmet
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>Landing consistent arrows as Husbando
>Area denial/getting good picks with doubledragon
>Scatter arrow is hilariously BS
>Radar arrow is super useful
>No real downsides if you're good
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>>123531835
>advanced robotic prosthetic limb
>peg leg

why
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>>123532957
one of the sprays shows that he's a majestic looking old man
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>tfw no Junkertown, Australia map
Kinda sucks desu. Australia seems pretty cool based on Roadhog's and Junkrat's lore
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Tracers ultimate supposed to do anything?
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>>123533954

You stick people and it kills most folks. Has good range and can shit on a pocket mercy combo. One of the worst ults in the game and that's pretty bad on a character who's only good at being annoying. It's strange.
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>>123534118
Stick people? Can you actually put it on someone?
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>>123533314
He looks like Jet Black
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>>123533954
>>123534397
Everyone's abilities and how to use them are on the overwatch youtube channel
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>>123534397
It's a sticky bomb.
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WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER AND WHY
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>>123532970
>>No real downsides if you're good

Widow can kill people that peek more consistently and receive damage amp more reliably, she can also relocate faster, and her poison mine is more reliable and more versatile than scatter arrow

Basically the downside is Widow takes half the effort to do twice the work of Hanzo
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>>123534703
I thought it was a grenade or something.
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>>123535008
Tracer if I could aim better.
Mei/Roadhog otherwise.
Roadhog definitely if he were a cute girl.
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>>123510146
20 tick only affects physics, visual effects, not actual collisions or anything that really matters.
Learn your shit, son.
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>>123515081
I think it's called 4chan.
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>>123535129

I agree that Widowmaker outclasses Hanzo and I think that's a bit of a shame. TF2 has made it pretty clear that a hitscan laser will always be better than an arcing projectile.

Widowmaker needs much lower damage (50-140 based on charge) but a 3x multiplier on headshots instead of the usual two in addition to a slower rate of fire. This means that headshots are crucial to being useful and makes widow unable to bodyshot doubletap half the roster.

It encourages actually being good at the game.

If Hanzo had no movement penalty while drawing his bow he'd be super scary and still useful without breaking him completely.
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>>123535939
Hanzo is great at bursting down tanks with his ridiculous bounce shot to the feet.
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>>123533265
You don't really need more then a peg leg
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>>123530504
in-game store debunked by blizz.
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>>123531009
heh, the only cool thing about bi-polar depression is that when the high comes, riding the wave is awesome. I save the best games and shit for that.
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>>123533265
> aussie
> poor
Spring shock absorber tho
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>>123512567
>Korra
That retarded eskimo is nothing like Pharah
>>
>Volskaya industries, assault
>take 6 Winstons and stomp the first point.
>Switch over to 5 Zaryas and Lucio on the second point, all the shields and heals and 5 chained gravity fields
>gg ez, subsgribe for more benis :D :D
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>>123535008
d. va

she a q t patootie
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>>123531009
May I use your account while you aren't playing, anon-san?
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>>123540637
I would but there is a 99.999% chance that you would try to steal it
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>>123540797
Scouts honor anon. Email me here if you want to talk about it.
[email protected]
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>>123535298
Tracer is my favorite attacker because her mobility is so great for being an annoying little shit to the enemy team.

Lucio is my favorite supporter because of that wall riding.
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>Inabanon eats a ban and the general dies
>Only people posting are someone begging for an account and someone blogging about how sad they are
lmao
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>>123541048
Thats what happens when 0.8% of people are actually in the beta
>>
>Hate RNG
>Still excited for Overwatch anyway despite it being the most RNG game I can think of
Have to win a dice roll to even get to play
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>>123541048
too busy playing tbhfam
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>>123541048
Maybe he should stop posting with his stupid fucking anime images and he wouldnt get banned
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>>123541196
>Having a problem with anime pictures
>On 4chan
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>>123541048
Doesn't change the fact that avatar fagging is against the rules
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So, how many people in this general are actually in the CBT?
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>>123541450
30% if the numbers haven't changed since the last poll I saw
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>sick
>cant fall asleep
>not /in/
>generals dead
>my back hurts
>massive headache
>nose is all stuffed up
>tfw im blogging on a Mongolian sock puppet forum
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>>123541196
Most of my posts in this general don't have any Inaba attached to them, actually.
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>>123541504
>%
Give me the absolute number. 2 anons? 3?
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>>123541627
3 probably, only like 10 people post here.
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>>123541450
Im in but its getting pretty boring tbqh
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>>123468196
If I buy the game straight away can I play?
If not when is it actually released?
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>>123540797
I should mention theres no motive to steal an account. I don't want to hurt an anon that kind.
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>>123541714
>Overwatch is expected to release on or before 6/21/2016
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>>123541570
Then why do you feel the need to post Inaba images with some of your post?
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Reminder that this "phase" of beta testing is ending within a month
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>>123541745
So people are buying now, that much in advance, and aren't able to play?

Fuck that
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>>123541714
1. No
2. 6 Months :^)
Welcome to the club.
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>>123541714
>If I buy the game straight away can I play?
>If not when is it actually released?
Hahahahahaha.
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>>123468448
THE SHITPOSTER LAYS A BAIT FOR HIS PREY
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>>123541450
I'm in. Atleast it's finally 9am so I can find servers. Can't find anything during 1am to 7am
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>>123541770
>So people are buying now
Not really. Exactly because there's little to no incentive to do so.
Fuck origins edition, and the regular one has absolutely no bonuses for pre-order.
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>>123541859
The shitposter lies in wait...
... and wait...
... and wait.
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>>123541880
Have thought about sleeping in the night, nerd?
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>>123541938
m'lady
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If I end up posting Saitama a few times in this thread is that okay? I don't want to get banned.
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>>123541926
are there any pictures of her butt in that skin? this is very important
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>>123541926
I want
To see
THE ASS
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>>123541938
how mad are you that I'm /in/ and you aren't?

get fucked
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Keeps a lickin', keeps on tickin'

(if you know what I mean)
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>>123542051
>>123542056
I do not have any ass, no behind shots in the press kit, but I do have some hips. Sorry, anons.
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>>123542114
>tfw they took out her ass expansion
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>>123542114
>read some hero descriptions
>realize Widowmaker is like the only actually evil character
>even edgelord Reaper is a former OW employee and is on a quest for vengeance or something
>>
>>123542225
Roadhog is pretty evil
His description describes him as a dude who's lost his touch with humanity and makes dumb breathing noises
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>>123542225
If this is evil than I don't want to be good,
http://a.pomf.cat/tqckks.jpg
http://a.pomf.cat/djwpaa.gif
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>>123542286
Well, he's an aussie.
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>>123504029

But that's Winston's role...you jump in, pop your shield, kill a squishy, and then jump back out. D,va doesn't accomplish this nearly as well because you can't shoot people while using defense matrix.

It's kind of funny how all the reasons you think he's shit are the reasons he's good.

And the Reinhardt charge isn't as good as you think. Good players will just stay at range and sidestep if you try to charge them. You can only really use it as a follow up to ults or catching people who aren't paying attention.
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>>123542090
That a sick burn dude, too bad I've been /in/ for a month now.
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>>123542683
lmao so mad
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>>123542762
Lil late there Inaba
>>123542317
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>>123542103
I'm not into cripples, even if they do have a nice accent
>>
I like all these characters, but I'm curious what do these people even do when they arent shooting each other?

Zarya is a body builder and clearly still trains, D.Va plays games and streams

But what does Bastion do? Just like patrol nature parks and shoot poachers?
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>>123543275
Bird watches and shit
Niggas really into birds
>>
>>123543275
None of this characters actually fight each other, this are all clones, the real characters died long ago and now we're just recreating some fight arena for the amusement and entertainment of the overwatch project.
>>
>>123543413
Are you telling me I'm not real Samus?!
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>>123543413
How do you clone a robot?
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>>123543489
with nano machines
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>>123543275
>Winston and Tracer hanging out in the barracks
>Winston loves that peanut butter, but not bananas because it makes him seem like a stereotype
>Tracer introduces him to the idea of a sandwich and the combination of peanut butter with banana
>He realizes he still has so much to learn
>>
>>123543614
cute.
When do they fuck?
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>>123543413
So it's literally tf2?
>>
When will they buff Mcree?
>>
Why are women allowed to stream games?

Better yet, why are women given beta access when they're horrible at video games and unbearable to listen to or watch play games?
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>>123549336
Tits.
Ass.
Service.
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>>123541880
>can't find matches for 6 hours straight
Blizzard better not invite more people to their beta!
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>1500 viewers on twitch
>even hots has 4k viewers
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Is it true that this game is 7 months from release because they need to release it on PC and consoles at the same time and the console versions are 0% done while the PC version is 90% finished?

Is that why we're being fucked so hard?
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>>123548696
Buff what exactly? He's pretty balanced, aside from his ult taking a little bit too much time to lock on.
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>>123549945
Did you seriously believe you'll get a trustworthy answer to the question about info even developers themselves never published on an anonymous image board?
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>>123550051
Yes.
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>>123549336
So far from what I've seen the women are more tolerable than the men, just because they're more charismatic about the game then the men
The men look like they either want to die or are about to pass out
They become the game
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>>123550209
Well too bad nerd
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>>123549945
pretty sure it's like 95% done for consoles as well because they even had auto aim when they first sent out beta access so you had people using aim assist and mouse+keyboard
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>>123550941
It's not like the game even needs aim assist.
Widowmaker's shots are as wide as Reinhardt's charge move.
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>>123550209
Who is this load broad?
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>>123551396
google says some slut from Softenni
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>don't give a fuck about blizzard games generally
>enjoy d3 reaper of souls but hated vanilla d3, was in no rush to play it
>enjoy LOTV SC2 but hated WOL/HOTS
>hearthstone is garbage in my eyes
>hots is an obvious cash grab by intern devs who don't even know their own game
>first good Blizzard game since vanilla WOW or Wc3(TFT, ROC was shit)
>delayed out the ass, super restrictive beta, basically telling everyone they don't want our money
>Holidays soon, pre-order beta access during holidays would give insane sales and make them insane profit
>j/k release isn't until fucking spring 2016 aka 7 months

Fuck you Blizzard, you finally make a good game after over a damn decade because you finally have tigole work on something that isn't titan and you don't let anyone play the fucking game even though we're all willing you give you our fucking money you still won't take it.
FUCK
YOU
BLIZZARD
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Anyone else feel like Blizzard just decided to give certain people(streamers and popular people) the game 7 months early for free while the rest of us have to wait 7 months for a game that's not going to have many, if no changes 7 months from now?

The stress test didn't feel like a beta, what I see on streams doesn't seem like a beta. It's a finished product that the select few get to play 8 months ahead of everyone else.

Really disgusting of Blizzard.
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>>123552534
They obviously gave out the game to streamers and youtubers for more publicity, yes. Since it's a first new franchise from Blizzard in twenty years, and an FPS game to boot.

But the first phase of beta is gonna be concluded before the end of this year. They might be a hiatus before the next beta phase, which should include more players.
It's not like they just gave the release build for some people to play for seven fucking months straight.
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What really annoys me in this beta is the fact that eventually it will end and all these whiny bitches are finally going to get in. My only solace is that its 40 moneys so it filters out at least a fraction of shitters out.
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>>123484180
G A I N Z
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i cannot stress how huge of a faggot anyone who plays genji or hanzo is
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>>123554394
Rules of nature
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>>123554524
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwP1_0ZIcoo
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>>123554394
Hanzo is best husbando
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>>123554394
Genji is fine. While weeb, it's not op.
Widowmaker players on the other hand are massive faggots.
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Post best waifu
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>>123554394
bastion junkrat, henji and widow pickers are faggots
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>>123554795
Loser.
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>>123554940
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Whats the point of these generals if we can't play the beta anyway?
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>>123554974
Lets play a match before I go to sleep nerd
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>>123555010
To post d.va fan art
>>123555015
I don't have beta or know you.
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>>123555042
Holy shit do any of you nerds in here have beta access?
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>>123555042
>yfw none of the fanartists got into the beta
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>>123555138
There's like three people in the general who do.
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>>123555172
Well that sucks im getting bored of playing by myself
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Anyone know when the next beta event will be?

And has there been any information about the collectors' edition? It looks quite nice, and I like Artbooks and extra stuff.

Yes I am trusting Blizzard far too much on this
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>>123555210
From what I've heard limited number of people in the CBT is one of the things testers complained about. They were even glad when more people played on the weekend. Faster queue and new faces to shoot.
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>>123555302
Maybe Christmas
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>>123555172
I'm /in/ but I'm going to watch movies with my friends and have good time on Friday night instead of being on computer like some shut-ins here.
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>>123555210
Yeah well tell Blizzard to stop being cock sucking faggots and to let more people play, preferably pre-orders.
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>>123555421
>instead of looking at one screen, I'd better go look at another
Ok.
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>still no d.va SFM
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>>123555545
>wanting porn of the worst girl
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I keep lurking the art sites hoping someone would draw the one fanart I want to see but nobody has yet.
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>>123555302
http://us.battle.net/overwatch/en/blog/19964704/#faq

>Q.When is the next Beta Test Weekend?
>A. There is no set date yet. When or if we choose to host another Beta Test Weekend will largely depend on our testing needs. However, the soonest we would host another Beta Test Weekend would be next year.
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DED GAME
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>>123555409
>>123555742
rip

How about the collectors' edition? Or is that going to be announced much closer to release?

I'm expecting like 100 euro for the Collectors' Edition, but we'll see I guess.
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>gook moon rune names
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>>123555850
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>>123501810
Zarya is fun as fuck and not weak at all, but she's definitely the worst TANK. She can't soak up the kind of damage other tanks do, not all at once at least. She's some weird tank/assault/support mix.

What she CAN do is enable others with a huge shield that lasts basically forever. That Pharah's jumping up and about to ult? Boom, shield, she's safe to destroy. That Mercy is under pressure and she's doing a damned good job of keeping everyone alive? Boom, personal shield for her, she's safe. These shields have a HUGE castable range and give you 50 energy if they fully soak. Reinhardt can protect other people too, yeah, but only if they're right behind his shield and only if they're not getting flanked. Her shields provide mobility.

Her personal shield is kinda crap, though, at least for the purpose of protecting her. It's like 100 HP for 2 seconds and that's all. What it IS good for is building her energy because breaking that small amount of absorb is also 50 whole energy. It supports her intended guerrilla tactic of popping in to fight, using her shields, drop to half health and then back out to recover after a few seconds and continue the assault. Even if you lose health you only need a small amount of healing to be at full fighting ability. This is my main problem with her though, as I'm not convinced this style of fighting is very useful on an objective-based mode. Could be wrong.

But after all this shit you have the Energy you build up with everything else. A Zarya at 100 energy does more damage (DPS, at least) than anyone else in the game outside of ults. On a tank. Her beam gets so thick and girthy that it's really easy to just follow your target and burn them down and the DPS is stupid combined with that consistency. Her right click bombs get bigger and do a lot more damage, so if you land a Q while at or near 100 Energy then you can actually kill everyone you catch instead of relying on someone else to do it. Q is kind've a support move tho.
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>>123555962
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>>123555878
And the Korean character's name is the only one on the Korean site to not be written in Korean.
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>>123555995 (cont'd)
The culminated problem of all of this is that she's not very user friendly, that's kind've inarguable. I've cut down entire teams all on my own through high energy and I get the "high energy elimination" card at the end of most matches, and often "most damage done". You have to pay close attention to both teams to absorb Energy properly, because with low energy you're fucking garbage and just not doing your job right. Some people will specifically not hit your shields, some people will wail on them. Some people will receive your shield and do nothing with it.
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I wish they added a character with actual tits. All the current ones are B-cup at the most, Mei the fat tumblerite being the only exception.
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>>123554631
i love this so much
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>>123556767
>Wanting fat saggy tits

You disgust me.
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>>123556767
Tracer is definitely a C cup

but it's all obstructed by her timy wobly apparatus
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>>123484180
GOMAD
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>>123556965
>>123556767
Perfect tits, especially d.va's. Wish they were really this big, and I hope all fan art makes them this big.
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>>123557758
Widowmaker would absolutely be the gay one, wouldn't she? It's in the damn name.
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>>123490771
>full game

it wont stay "full" for long, probably less than a month after release they gonna charge for heroes and now your "full" game is as good as shit
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>>123556965
>prepubescent chinks thinking their arr rook same flat chests are rare in their country
nice try
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>>123556845
Had it been webm'd already?
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>>123558345
RULES OF NATURE
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>>123557758
I've never understood the overemphasized love for breasts.
Ass on the other hand..
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>>123558345
I don't like to play Reinhart but is it possible to cancel your fly charge attack thingy?
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>>123542114
>no behind shots in the press kit
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>>123558642
You can see the vagina pretty face and boobs all at the same time as well as the entire front body.

You get the entire female body view.
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>>123468507
BrokeBack BrokeBack BrokeBack BrokeBackBrokeBack BrokeBack BrokeBack BrokeBack BrokeBack BrokeBack BrokeBackBrokeBack BrokeBack BrokeBack
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>>123558743
No. It doesn't go forever though.
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>>123558345
If he just kept swinging he would have been fine but no, had to get schooled on.
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This game might be dead as fuck.

People are going to stop streaming it because no one is going to watch and it won't make them any money.
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>>123561445
And then spring arrives, Mercy hits her ult, and then it's not dead any more once people can get to play it.

Whatever their logic behind such a limited prerelease is, they're clearly not worried about a game being dead before it's even technically alive in the first place.
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>>123558925
Of Widowmaker, nerd. Only this.
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>>123559473
But not the big, jiggly part built for tight, risque fucking.
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>no invites this week
>no beta test weekends for the rest of the year
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http://warlordrexx.tumblr.com/post/134061643415/ellowas-download-hanzo-you-lucky-bastard

here we are boys
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>>123557758
No, she's fine as is.
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>>123563472
>gross blue night elf chick
>not goddess d.va
Fuck that.
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>>123563472
I wish he'd used the fully nude model of Widowmaker. Still, top notch.
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>>123555995
>>123556623
Okay but all the other tanks you just run in and press buttons to do your job. You shoot and you swing and you use your abilities, you don't need to build shit to be effective. I have seen zaryas do a lot of damage but I don't see how that's enough.
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>>123564194
speaking of the fully nude model, the ass isn't right and the legs are too long.
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>>123563472
I just want to see SFM fully nude d.va, is that so much to ask?
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>>123564505
The ass is shaped a bit different which I think makes the legs look longer. If you compare them side by side the models are the same height.
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>>123564838
>If you compare them side by side the models are the same height

which is what I mean since clothed Widow wears heels

she'd lose at least 3 inches just by ditching the shoes
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>>123565150
Shit, you're right. I hadn't really looked at her feet enough to notice the heels.
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>>123565386
I'm not even a foot fetishist

I just like heels
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>>123531009
IKTF
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>>123561683
Wow didn't know you could get up there.
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>>123566635
It's a bad spot, you're really exposed.
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>>123566812
Hm just noticed none of the other entrances have that.

True. Wouldn't make sense to stay there either attacking or defending.
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Zenyatta needs buffs
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>>123567912
Not really, tbqh
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>>123567912
Just some type of actual survivability.
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>>123568078
Either that or give my allies vision of targets with Discord Orb
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>>123568078
>people still think she can't survive because when a whole team focuses her or a Bastion goes full ham on her she dies.
She dies only slightly faster, than the other tanks, but she pays it back so much harder.
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>>123568260
>Zenyatta
>She
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>>123568260
>Zenyatta
>she
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>>123568260
Who are you talking about? Zarya?
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>>123568260
Zarya and zenny aren't the same hero.
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>>123568415
>>123568448
>>123568463
I'm sorry, I just woke up and totally confused the two.
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>>123533265
Priorities mate. A leg's a leg, but a hand? Those are important
>>
What has Inaba ever done to shit up the thread? Has he ever actually shitposted, or is it just kneejerkers that constantly reply to him because of the anime pictures?
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>>123542103
?
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>>123542103
>>123569392
but fem junkrat's tits should be bigger than jinx's
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>>123564037
>>123564763
If they're fully nude won't they just like the other 1000s of porn images out there?
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>>123569548
>This
Half-clothed is under-represented.
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>>123569548
>>123570218
this

90% nude is so much better than 100% nude
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>>123569548
I just want to see her tits.
>>
there needs to be a fucking vote kick option
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>>123572092
There needs to be another invite wave
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>>123569392
keep your faggot shit out of here
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>>123572092
how long until "friendly" retards ala tf2 in overwatch?
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>>123572240

Why the fuck you gonna play an fps only to be a "friendly". Like what do you gain. I see these kinds of people a lot and if you kill them people act like you killed their mom and vote kick you. Hopefully with a lack of cosmetics and an actual buy in the retards will stay away
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>>123572240
>>123572469

>See a Winston memeing HI THERE while crouch spamming and being friendly.
>Focus him as hard as you can
>Cause him to fight back or leave

All you have to do is not entertain retardation and they go away.
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Any anons want paladins codes?
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>>123572240
>>123572469
Ok what is this b0ss? Never bothered playing TF2, do they have RP or something?
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>>123573101
Paladins is really bad, I regret wasting a nice anon's invite.
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>>123573101
Sure, why not [email protected]
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>>123573217
I know it is anon, I just leveled up to level 4 so I could give back what I took.
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>>123573101
no thanks, game is trash
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>>123573101
>HiRez

never again
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>>123573464
The only correct answer.
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>>123573101
[email protected]

send it senpai
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>>123573331
The maps are so amazingly empty and bland. They're all huge to justify the mount gimmick, but the small teams with a single objective point just means you're just running to a little team fight over and over.
The game seems to punish movement. You're so slow (again to justify mounts) and if you ever press space the game will lob you two feet in the air and then slow you for 5 seconds. So everyone just slowly walks around pointlessly and whoever makes the biggest numbers pop up on screen wins.

The guns have no learning curve, they're all unresponsive as fuck. You just press M1 while pointing at the enemy. No nuance, no screenshake or recoil. Not even a decent response when you get a hit.

It's so bad.
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>>123573213

No, they just sit in a corner crouched or dancing with w.e taunt he bought with mommies credit card. If you kill them you get bitched at by the whole server and sometimes kicked
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I tried the game during beta weekend. It's fucking terrible. Only 2 game modes. There's no way im paying 40$ for this.
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>>123573902
>mounts in an fps
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>>123573902
It honestly looks like a shitty unity game a fifteen year old made
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>>123574242

Why do you hate fun?
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>>123574368
This game isnt fun. It's repetitive as fuck and most of the characters are unoriginal. Worst than Call of duty.
>>
>win a bunch in a row
>lose a bunch in a row

is there actually some rating system in this shit?
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>>123574572
Make sure to uncheck wanting to be in the beta. Give those who actually like it a better chance.
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>>123574282
MMO style mounts, right down to the shitty feeling movement where you just slide everywhere.

>>123574358
It feels like a shitty unity game only a fifteen year old would play. Even the most basic skill in FPS games puts you leagues above the average player it seems. The weapons are so basic, the only challenge in using them is you ability to click in the enemy's general direction.

Also half the characters are blatant Overwatch rip offs,
>Girl with a handcannon/pistol that blinks around and throws "time bombs"
>Big guy in armour who has an energy shield for blocking damage, and can charge at enemies to pin them
>Dwarf that builds turrets

I don't know how Hi-Rez managed to make Tribes Ascend, and then this.
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>>123574282
>you will never gallop around a corner as McCree and immediately kill everyone with a high noon.
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>>123574572
>Worst than
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>>123574663
Already did. Don't worry, I was like you before. Super hyped to get to play the game but then when I got to try it I realized it was total garbage. This game is gonna be dead at release. HoTS #2, im calling it.
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>>123574691
>Also half the characters are blatant Overwatch rip offs

tbf family
>>
always one fucking faggot that afks
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Hey guys, someone in the /paladin/ general told me that a guy might give away paladin keys here?

currently stuck home because i broke my leg and very bored
does anyone have a key leftover maybe ?

[email protected]
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>>123575510
>>123573101

i think youre the anon if i'm not mistaken
would love a key
>>
>Direct healer/support
>Indirect healer/support
>AoE support
>Teleport Utility support

If there was a fifth support what role would it fill?
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>>123576401
One that isnt fucking trash
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>>123576401
I'd love to see something that would heal by doing damage, sort of like that one medic dart gun if tf2. Or maybe a healer that would heal and gain a dps buff that grows the more they heal, sort of how zarya gets a damage buff with the shield.
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>>123573101
>tfw no access to either Overwatch nor Paladins

If you got any left i could take one

[email protected]
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>>123577330
>>123575510
>codes going for less than $3
>begging for them

How fucking poor are you people? Shouldn't you be out looking for a job or something rather than begging for keys to a video game beta?
>>
Paladins just makes me want to play Overwatch even more
God it's so shit
>>
Why isn't skirmish a real game mode you can queue for?
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>>123579116
it's not really a Skirmish
more like pre-game lobby
>>
>still no beta invites
>still no pre-order beta
fuck
you
blizzard
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>>123578379
youre kinda rude
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>>123573101
here: [email protected]
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>>123581856
D.va PLEASE
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Dead game
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>>123568807
when he didn't get invited to the stress test weekend, he was constantly posting sad pictures of Inaba while basically confessing that this game is the only thing making him happy right now, and he was depressed over the fact that the game will be boring by the time it's released because it's basically done but the release date is so far away that no one will care about it by then

essentially he was acting like a whiny bitch for days on end but now he isn't being annoying thankfully
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>>123568807
He's attention whoring and specifically admitted he was threatening to kill himself because he was a drama queen.
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>>123583793
He's admitted that wasn't serious more than once though, and hasn't done anything like it since.
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Ughhhh I'm so fucking dead inside why can't I just play this game this weekend fuck

I've been thinking about this game since the beta weekend non-stop fuck you blizz and just let me play.
>>
Beta Key for Orcs Must Die! Unchained if anyone wants to try that while lamenting about Overwatch.

The dumb fucks have a time limit on it though, so you wont be playing until tomorrow earliest.

D142-0479-0F6F-4114
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>>123585005
Can't you stress test guys rig the game to play with bots or something?
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>>123585481
It runs through an authentication server when you open the program. Bots do not exist I believe.
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>>123585701
Bots do exist. At least there was a play with AI function when I opened the game during the weekend beta, but I never touched it.
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>>123468448
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NqEZ_nuxdY
>>
so tell me, is this game actually good?
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>>123588202
No, we just want to be in really badly because it's such a fertile ground for shitposting.
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>>123588202
I got to play three days of it and I didn't want to quit. It's good.
>>
>Bid $300 on an Overwatch account
>Got outbid last minute

I mean, thank fucking god, what a waste of money

but I really want to play Overwatch... :(
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>No beta weekends for the rest of the year
>No beta invites this week
>Extremely closed off beta
>No one interesting to watch even streaming
>3k viewers on a friday in middle of the day
Is Blizzard retarded?
>>
>Get severely depressed after stress test finished
>Try to play fallout 4 to distract me
>Having fun, forgetting about OW for a bit
>It suddenly crashes and takes all the progress I made
>This thread is the first thing I see after it crashes
I can never escape, can I?
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>>123589345
dreamhacks on, nobody watches anything
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>>123589424
Pretty sure it autosaves when entering pipboy every ~10 mins or on doors.
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>>123588202
It's fun, but still needs a lot of work.
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>>123589745
>>123589745
>>123588953
>>123579753
>>123468276

>Watch force strategy gaming
>"I'm really sad that no one is playing, they really need to add more people to this beta"
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for those who haven't yet seen,
ellowas finished the first animation with that nude widowmaker model

http://ellowas.blogspot.de/2015/11/congratulations-me.html
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>>123590453
D.va PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>123590534
damn son so thirsty
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>>123590742
I need SFM d.va so fucking bad.
If that was d.va instead of widow my pants would be so happy.
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>>123590912
the guy ripping the models says the ripper stopped working with whatever update or something. so that means no mei or d.va in the foreseeable future unless someone else finds out how to rip the models

it hurts
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>>123590453
Futa porn when
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>>123591051
FUCK
U
C
K
>>
I spend all my days going to random OW streams and watching angrily until my eyes start to sting. Then I cry myself to sleep. I have been doing this for three days now. Today will be the fourth.
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>>123591210
Wow how unrealistic, she wouldn't react like that at all. All she would do is try to kill you.
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>>123591210
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>>123591383
>trying to justify sfm porn in canon
wew lad
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How much I gotta pay this nigga to rip d.va's model?
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>>123591092
never
futa's nasty m8
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>>123591210
Jesus, has anyone made a boob size chart yet?
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Why is Widowmaker a weird greyish white color? I don't think French people look like that.
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>>123592326
Read the lore, some sekrit club made her heartbeat slower to "avoid having emotions", and for some reason that made her "blue". It is more purple than blue to me, but her profile says blue.
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>>123591210
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>>123590453
Widow makes a great fuckdoll.
>>
>balancing a game around a playerbase of about 50 people
This can not end in anything but tears
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>>123591051
>makes model ripper
>doesn't rip all of them asap

smells fishy anon, and that's not D.va's vagina
>>
>>123590453
I'm curious, when animating shit like that, do you have to manually move each piece of the model by hand frame by frame? Or can you set up physics for each part and just let the movement happen naturally due to collision from movement you initiate?
>>
>>123591383
>not knowing about MKUltra trigger words
What's the point of brainwashing if you can't fuck them afterwards?
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>>123593349
physics simulation is a part of animation programs
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>>123593508
Thanks, as you can tell I'm not familiar at all with how that shit works.
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>>123593313
plz respond
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>>123593313
Ellowas is working on Dva next.
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>>123594286
Where did he say that?
I am so fucking happy if that's true.
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>>123594402
>Next up is cleaning up the Widowmaker-rig to share it with Rexx, as per our agreement. I also have to isolate the new deformation-system to reuse it with future rigs.
After that I'm going to start work on D.Va.
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Even less viewers now.
1k of those 1991 viewers are a single streamer too.
Pre-order beta has to happen before 2016.
>>
>>123594765
Good. Keep those views low, make Blizz feel the pressure

I'm tempted to make a thread in the subreddit about all the other (shitty) FPS games coming out in the hopes of getting blizz to think about timing, even a bad game can outsell no game
>>
>>123595297
Your thread will get deleted by nazi as fuck retarded mods.
>>
>>123595297
>>123595387
Yeah, they'll probably delete it for not being relevant.
>>
>>123594765
Nobody wants to watch a game they're not playing.
Blizzard letting people into the beta this early was a mistake, it's going to kill any hype for the game's launch
>>
>>123591210
VALVE WINS IN THE END
Tracer when?
>>
>>123595764
This

People are hype to watch it for a little bit, but by the time this releases, people are gonna be in the "I'll get it if they decide to lower the price or something" camp
>>
So nice shooting going on in Colorado Springs today
>>
>>123593313
Ripping tools can break with subsequent content updates. Speaking from personal experience using tools for f2p games.
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>>123595918
Please stop.
>>
>>123596005
I personally know 10 people including myself who would instantly pre-order the game if they gave us access to beta for pre-ordering, even if it was a "no money back all sales final" pre-order.
>>
>>123596043
Am I a bad person for both checking /owg/ while I fap to Widowmaker, but also googling "Colorado Springs shooting" without taking my hands off my dick?
>>
>>123596059
No I agree but it's unlikely he finished development and then blizzard released an update that night like 5 minutes after he did the widowmaker rip.

I think creator just dropped the ball not getting everything out when he had the chance
>>
>>123595764
Or they'll launch with a big marketing push a few weeks out from release and the majority of players will jump in on that while just a rare few holdouts stick to, "Nuh-uh. You made me anti-hyped five months ago, so I'm not joining your party any more."
>>
>>123596276
I don't think it's very smart of Blizzard to hold back this game from more open betas or a pre-order opt in beta for 7 more months when it's so close to finished and so polished with the entire fucking roster.
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>>123595918
>pretending to be Inabanon
He's not even online, and the file size is off.
>>
>>123596174
I would buy the origins edition right now if it got me in to the beta.
>>
THERES NO GAMES
WHERE ARE THE GAMES
FUCKING GIVE ME THE GAME
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>
>>123596434
I'd buy a $120 collectors edition if it got me into the beta.
>>
>>123596654
Don't say that, or they'll actually do it.
>>
>>123595297
>>123595387
>>123595604
Overwatch subreddit was a subreddit for a year before overwatch was announced.

Blizzard owns and moderates the subreddit. Wake up sheeple.
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>>123596434
Origins for the beta? Yes please.
I already bought it after the weekend test desu
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Since you can link your twitch to blizzard and they can see if youre watching blizzard games with the chogall thing and all they should just invite the 2000 souls who watch overwatch.
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>>123596881
>preordering before you hear how much maps/heroes will cost after launch.
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>>123584268
ironic shitposting is still shitposting
>>
I'm about to write an angry tweet at blizzard in a desperate attempt to get a key.
What should I write them? This is what I got, 51 left.
"@PlayOverwatch From what I have seen of Overwatch,the balance is shit,the classes boring."
Best think I came up with are visual clutters.
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>>123596417
At this point I think they're just staying the course and sticking to the plan because they aren't ready yet to let everyone in, and a buy-in-for-beta is basically letting everyone in. Some desperate folks out there.
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>>123597107
Mention other games , like Paladins etc
>>
>>123597107
b8 or not, send that anyway
>>
>>123597107
You're not going to get a key by insulting them anon. Say your sister only has a month to live and you want to play overwatch with her before she dies.
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>>123597028
They aren't going to go full retard on future maps/heroes if they want this IP to survive.
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>>123597259
Didn't seem to stop them with HotS.
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>>123597178
Ah good idea, took it.

>>123597220
If offending doesn't work ill take that as my backup then.
>>
>>123597028
All future maps are free, officially announced by Blizzard.
This game will give enough hours of fun even if they go scumbag with heroes to make it feel worth the $40 price.
>>123597381
HOTS is basically tribes ascend dead. They keep giving out free heroes for buying their other games and now their newest hero is literally 100% free. They're having a HUGE 50% off EVERYTHING in the store sale, too.

They're really really desperate to make money off their dead game.
>>123597141
Good, show Blizzard how fucking mad we are we can't play their game.
>>
>>123597490
>They're having a HUGE 50% off EVERYTHING in the store sale, too.

Which would stand out more if basically every shop and retailer wasn't doing HUGE SALE DISCOUNTS for Black Friday today.
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>>123597490
>>123597701
The 50% off sale actually got me back into it a bit. It's a fun game but just so shallow. Having a couple new heroes and maps to play on is enough to make it fun for a bit again.
>>
>>123596195
Nope, p normal imo senpai
>>
They fucked up releasing it by the end of q2. Shit needs to be here by the end of q1 or the hype train is going to be as dead as the blade and soul hype train
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Which new locations for the maps should be added?
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>>123599189
Junktown, Australia
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>>123598648
And they have nothing left to reveal. We know all the characters, we know all the backstories.

I'm okay with Overwatch being released in 2016, but if it's 2016 before I've even been given the chance to play Overwatch than I'll be really bored of this whole thing.
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>>123599621
Something tells me they'll release the game earlier than June 21; that's supposed to be the limit date. They said they're planning on releasing it in Spring, so let's hope we're getting it late March.
>>
>>123599621
I sincerely hope they aren't delaying it due to the animated series' release schedule. That would be bullshit. What could they possibly add in less than 6 months that would be worth keeping the beta closed for this long?
>>
>>123598648
>>123599621
Do you think they're aware? They've seemed oblivious to this kind of thing before but the backlash so far has been larger than in the past.
>>
I'm curious, people bitched about hearthstone beta being so closed off streamer only etc etc(I had and still have zero interest in hearthstone).

Is this game in the same situation as hearthstone? Is this just how Blizzard operates? Games take forever to release even if they're 90% finished?

Seemed like hearthstone released with almost zero cards and zero interesting cards though, and HOTS released with non-existent matchmaking, horrible balance and almost no heroes.
>>
>>123600478
>>123600478
>>123600478
Woop woop.
>>
>>123600226

Yeah pretty much. They like to release shit games then polish them later.
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>>123599189
A map set in India, with designated shitting streets that you must avoid or else take damage
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>>123575510
>>123576281

still online in case anyone got a spare one
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