Previously on /TF2g/: >>123238502
>New to the thread? Look here before embarrassing yourself
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: pastebin.com/RRENUArS
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/file
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y
>Trading
Sites: trade.tf bazaar.tf backpack tf/classifieds tf2outpost.com
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: trade.tf backpack.tf
Scrapbanking: scrapbank.me scrapwh.com scrap.tf
Betting: saloon.tf
>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
>tfw femsniper will never give a footjob
http://bazaar.tf/trade/1106681
http://www.tf2outpost.com/user/520609
http://pastebin.com/S4QZuDX8
who is missing from this list
gayest thread in a good while
good morning
Can I be a faggot's tf2g crush.
>>123330831
aida doesnt come here anymore
>>123330831
epic image
>>123331329
fuck q
hahaha get it like fuck you but fuck Q
Reminder that pubbies have cried about pyro being op since release, when he was at his weakest.
Anybody actually playing tf2 right now?
If I haven't played since the orange box will I have any fucking idea whats going on if I try to play now?
I see so many items and hats and cosmetics it all looks like a cluster fuck.
So who here mains Kiwi long shoot man?
http://tf2r.com/k3fdwy0.html
no more funposts
>>123331574
might do but i'll probably just get angry about how bad i am since i've not played properly in like a month lol
>>123330827
>femsniper
get the fuck out
>>123331504
I hope u get ran over by a plane
Hey, y'all. Hope you've all had a blessed and Based Wednesday :)
>>123331781
fuck off oz
i mean tuesday
sorry
I thought botmode played for luca goers.
>>123331582
Probably not but I'll try to cover the base changes
Pyro can airblast with flamethrower m2. No damage but it knocks back and can reflect rockets and grenades
Stickies can be broken by shooting them with bullets
Engineer can pack up an erected building into a toolbox with m2 and carry it around, but cannot fight while doing so. Dispensers and teleporters can be upgraded.
Medigun has faster healing on teammates who haven't taken damage for several seconds
Sniper rifle has a .2 second period after scoping in when a headshot won't deal extra damage
Spy can switch his disguise weapon with b (default key) and ammo refills cloak meter. The knife has zero startup before hitting. 20% damage reduction while cloaked.
When someone dies, you can swap your weapon out for theirs if you could normally equip it.
Any questions
>>123332389
How do I quickscope?
>>123331582
Idk try it
>>123332581
That's just headshotting before the rifle starts charging
>>123332976
Thanks mate
>>123332389
What difference have the cosmetics made I hear some say it makes recognizing who's who difficult and makes things annoying.
Why do so many people say TF2 went to shit?
Tips to give to a new player?(I consider myself new after not having played in this long.)
tfw u get a free hat
>>123333333
>>123333843
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdLIerfXuZ4
>>123333084
with rare exceptions, cosmetics make no difference to gameplay except for making someone a little bit of an eyesore
It actually helps to identify players, especially a spy disguised as you (you can spot him out because he has your hats)
although there are many unlocks, not many are absolutely necessary
the must-haves are
>degreaser
>flare gun
>powerjack
>gunboats
>escape plan
>sandvich
>gloves or running urgently (GRU)
>rescue ranger
>wrangler
>gunslinger
>jag
>crusader's crossbow
>kritzkrieg
>ubersaw
>ambassador
>l'etranger
>diamondback (maybe)
>cloak and dagger
>dead ringer
you can't go wrong with stock
all other unlocks are either situational or shit
ackha
>>123333084
>What difference have the cosmetics made I hear some say it makes recognizing who's who difficult and makes things annoying.
Cosmetics can be obnoxious but they rarely hinder class recognition due to weapon outlines, movement patterns and gait unique to a class and sound design. Those who say it's a big problem either do not actually play the game or are mentally lazy.
>Why do so many people say TF2 went to shit?
Nostalgia. Release TF2 had a lot of balance problems that were only found after the general skill level of the playerbase increased.
Admittedly people have gotten too attached to gimmicky unlocks that make them perform well below what they should.
>Tips to give to a new player?(I consider myself new after not having played in this long.)
Most of the stock weapons are still very solid, with the exception of melee unlocks. Try to build up the fundamentals before running unlocks full time.
Learn how to do a basic rocket jump and sticky jump. Holding forward in mid-air does nothing! Strafing does.
Crouching in mid air lets you land on higher ledges.
Assuming your team isn't all snipers and spies, having a medic gives you a huge advantage if the other team doesn't have one.
Avoid 2fort and dustbowl, they are poorly designed maps. Stay away from hightower for now.
backpack tf/classifieds/?steamid=76561197978508626
>press button on keyboard to play last song in playlist
>toggles my mic on
>>123334547
what keyboard do you have
i want to make sure i dont get it
>>123334684
not him but i have the logitech k120
>>123334407
What's wrong with Hightower?
>>123334738
It's hell if you don't know how to rocket jump.
Also most people don't play the objective, they're just there to fuck around.
>>123334684
its a laptop so dw pham
>>123334094
>no boxtrot taunt
It allows you to sneak sentries.
>>123334738
It's filled to the brim with pubstompers and a few pubstomper stompers https://youtu.be/2OLOl3xmSMQ?t=1m59s
http://tf2r.com/kcivvpd.html
there hasn't been a steam friend thread on /v/ in weeks and i'm starting to get depressed
id?
>clash of clans have more viewers on twitch than tf2
Explain this anon and i dont even know that you can stream clash of clans lol... ._.
>>123337175
tf2 is firmly a youtube thing
>>123337214
>Youtube
You could told me that before making me look like a dumbass anon.
add id/26dollar
>>123337412
what are you talking about?
*adds you to the family tree*
:3
>people who don't have their trade offer link on their profile
>he trades
>>123337116
you look disgusting human/;
somebody get this hothead outta here
>>123338207
gasol does it during stalemates in matches and drops the enemy teams med so idk, it works for him
>>123338136
im not human now learn how to make a decent looking meal you useless fucking retard
>>123338207
>6S
>high level
JeSuS ChRiST
>>123338329
I said high level tf2
>>123338543
yeah I know but you said why do people off class as spy at all
>>123338607
srry I misunderstood <3
>>123337674
I just want to give this person his raffle prize.
Capt you drew my demoman for an art assignment but you didn't tell us what grade you got
>tfw you want to remove some tf2g from your friends list but you know they will shitpost about you if you remove them
>>123339631
He left
>>123339997
why
there was an aimbot heavy with a pocket medic I was following them around and kept killing them now they both made their profiles private is there any way I can still find the servers they are in
>>123340098
find them in a server
type "status" in console
take their steam ID, report
https://web.archive.org/web/20110622064831/http://store.steampowered.com/stats
>2011 player numbers right before F2P update
kek
>>123340418
man steam was so dead four years ago
>>123340389
bumping this. pls respond.
>>123340830
>>123340920
that's not a loadout, but here's a drawing I did a month ago in a drawthread.
when will they fix virginia servers
>MOD finally doing their job
jesus christ purge this place
fucking ISP ban human while youre at it
>I'm not allowed to draw team fortress two characters in a team fortress two general because rolls are against the rules
Okay.
>>123341051
do they not work for you?
they used to not work for meand then building a new computer somehow fixed it so unless you're willing to spend hundreds of dollars I don't know what to tell you
>>123341163
Just take fucking requests without the random roll shit?
>>123341164
I heard it had to do with how that server host deals with ddos 'attacks' so I doubt that's the case
>>123341163
You're also not allowed to post trades. So only shitposting allowed in good ol tf2g
>CTRL + F "Deleted"
>36 matches
based fuckign mods
>>123341193
Well sure, but nobody is posting any.
>>123341271
Good thing I hate the trading community then.
Post your loadouts, I'll pick a few and doodle them.
>>123341358
I'm not a 'trader only overpay by 20 percent xdddd' by any means but I still want to get my unwanted shit moved
>>123341358
Look at the time of night it is, though. I don't generally customize my loadouts with hats or other stuff, so I can't help you there. Maybe just draw some randoms you bump into on pubs?
>>123341350
>asterisk bloggers everywhere
>pray to lord Hiro for blessings of moderation
>he sends one of his angels down to purge the filth once more
>>123341763
>be autism
>make post
well done!
>>123341653
Randoms on pubs either look atrocious or are nearly hatless.
>>123341861
ugh
>>123341861
Post screenshots
>>123341839
I'd rather be hatless
Why isn't the Proof of Purchase paintable?
I want a Balaclavas Are Forever PoP so bad
>>123342017
pretty much what happens before you get bashed to death and i enjoy a soda on top of your corpse
Back for my monthly check in since I left this shithole
Is that faggot skeleton drawfag still here?
>>123342242
hes too busy groping women while theyre asleep in college right now
>>123342242
Not really
>>123342293
>>123342324
What about 26 and that other whiny cakeboy faggot
please tell me there's less homo autism
>>123342391
>that other whiny cakeboy faggot
who do you mean
>>123342391
From this very thread
>>123342475
BASED
>>123342535
>not pink gold and lime
>>123342028
i
>>123342028
>>123341861
literally shit thrown together
>>123342028
>go well as [class]
>everybody switches to [class]
just one more reason you should main engineer
whats the worst loadout i could possibly stick on my soldier
>>123343820
>1 uber + 1 demo
>?????????????
me + my tf2gfu
>>123343935
>can't move forward
>>123343935
>medics in a pub
it just doesnt happen
>>123344037
shit i forget demo can only use melee my mistake
>>123344094
yeah that's what I thought, buddy
>>123344195
me too
am i your tf2g crush
you are you
>>123341465
I restarted like 4 times but here's a picture of that engi.
I'm feeling kind of burnt out on things I enjoy lately.
>>123342471
human or something
>>123342475
based
>>123342028
ok
>watch guy walk off cliff
>go to do schadenfreude right at the edge
>hit 4 instead of 3
>conga off the cliff
i suppose i deserved that
>>123345703
>having the conga taunt
yeah you did
>>123342028
>>123342028
Doot
http://strawpoll.me/6096326
do angels really deserve to die
>>123348381
you deserve to die human
>>123348561
why
:r
i miss the tf2g plugdj
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3Fr3u7ma_4
i think I'm getting the hang of the shortstop!
>>123348868
why no loud nigra?
>>123348961
Are you taking advantage of the boosted damage surfing?
>>123349042
I love how "you fly away from explosions so they can't fire more bombs at you" is supposed to be a drawback.
>>123349042
um no
i should
>>123348680
plug dj was great.
most of the time.
why is outpost such a shithole
literally nowhere else would an idiot offer 4 ref for an 8 ref hat because "he wants to make profit"
>>123344610
>draw a thing for a guy
>they don't say thanks
;-;
>>123351018
What about that show on the history channel where they buy antiques for $20 and turn them around for like $1000. They literally say "We're hear to make a profit" to the guys they're buying from
>>123330696
>there are people out there who don't have their waifu/husbando/waifuta as an avatar or on a sign
>>123351235
literally the worst type of player
>>123351116
the guys selling it dont care as long as they make a profit too
in the same vein, i want to not lose out on metal
>>123348680
turn.fm looks like it will be a good successor if it ever fucking launches
>>123351235
:3
post best tf2g memes
>corn
>>123352861
idstaryI really miss the old tf2r rafles
>>123352861
gottam x pottis
>>123352861
>>123352861
>>123352861
prickleposting
Can someone explain to me how Burning Flames is god tier and effects like Disco Beat Down and Miami Nights are thrash tier?
I understand the rarity and price but straight up saying that DBD and MN look like thrash compared to literally just fucking burning particles is delusional.
>>123354103
disco beatdown and miami likes look like shit
burning flames is overrated as fuck, but its pretty pleasant.
Mannpower is fun fun FUN
>>123354387
>playing gimmick pls dont leave us mode
>>123354175
TIL pleasant equals boring
>>123354387
its a mess
like me
u.u
>>123354451
>not playing fun mode
um excuse me
>>123354503
>TIL
go
dead
post tf2g crushes
>>123356903
im in love with 26dollar
>>123356903
you
>>123356903
whichever tranny tops
>>123357818
how many trans does tf2g have anyways
>>123342028
>>123358071
nice settings LMAO
>>123358105
thanks nerd
You are in Purgatory, you now have to play your main in TF2 for eternity, and you can only take three non-stock weapons to assist you.
Who is your main and what do you choose?
>>123331781
she's pretty hot here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO-0_lecfKg
>>123358330
scout
shortshop
lugermorph
festive bat
suck my dick
>>123358330
soldier
1.gunboats
2.escape plan
3.cow mangler
>>123358330
oh fuck.. uhhh
Crit-a-Cola, Winger and Boston Basher
*sleeps*
>>123358330
scout bonk, atomizer, BFB
soldier conch, gunboats, DH
pyro degreaser, det, homewrecker
demo turner, pain train, cannon
heavy Tomislav, Sandvich, Natascha
engy funslinger, wrangler, rescue ranger
medic kritz, ubersaw, crossbow
sniper jarate, huntsman, machina
spy amby, DR, C&D
this would net me and all of you the max amount of enjoyment and your opinion is objectively wrong. these are the best options for each class
>>123343820
>do well as scout, solly or demo
>watch a few people try and fail horribly
>do well as combat medic
>watch as half of the team joins us in our crusade
pubs
>>123359604
>do well as x
>5 minutes later we have 6 more x doing absolute dog shit nothing
>>123358027
not enough
>>123343935
>engineer is using the long analog mechanism
checkmate atheist
>see ponyfucker with unusual
>dont heal him
>heal the guy with matching cosmetics and actual gamesense instead
>watch the tears
>>123359741
that doesnt answer my question
>>123359874
>see heavyfag staring at me
>expects me to heal him just because he's heavy
>walk by him pocketing a scout
>>123309217
13 hour late response to a dead post.
The shorter the time of the clip, the easier it is to get decent quality, which is why fragging classes like Soldier and Scout tend to be better for .webms. Webm for Retards is a stupid program though, and often you'll have to render several times with the same settings to get a good outcome.
Post .webms, I suppose.
>friend always jelly of my trading profits
>always asks for handout cause in the past ive been generous
>watch him destroy his bp value by selling things to bots then buying other things from bots
>tell him he will never get high tier items if he keeps doing that
>still does it
>still asks me for handouts
>>123360351
is it even worth it making webbums that people will get annoyed from for repeating them
i mean making a webm just for here seems like a waste of time when i can just upload to youtube and have it there forever
>>123360567
That's all up to you. Sometimes, making a .webm of a moment to remember is nice, both for you and your friends.
HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaH
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Jw6M9u6VSY
>>123361006
why does the hitsound change pitch
>>123361409
it changes pitch depending on how much damage you deal
lower pitch = more damage
>>123361006
explain yourself young man
>>123361747
how autistic do you have to be
>>123361860
i play without viewmodels, that line points at where rockets come out of exactly
pm me for nigger removal service
Hey TF2g, newb to the thread here.
Today I woke up to a random trade offer from someone I don't know for a Killer Exclusive worth 1100+ Keys (according to backpack.tf) and only 2 in existence. The offer was for just 100 Keys with a note saying qs for quicksell.
I'm of the mindset that anything too good to be true usually is, so I did some background checking and it looks like the item has been scammed, which I assume means duplicated, and the profile has a history of trading for scammed items.
I asked on reddit, but the general response was "take the moral highground and don't accept scammed goods", which normally I'd be fine with, but for $1000+ I'm also willing to put morals and the high ground to one side.
My question is, is the item essentially valueless since it's been scammed? Is the value cut in half, or taken down 10%, or 90%, or what? I guess it's just whether I can find someone who'd be willing to trade for it and what they'd be willing to pay?
Any input welcomed, it's a strange scenario to be in and I don't want to be a dumbass whichever way I go.
>>123363556
do it and feign ignorance
>>123363556
show the effect you fucking idiot
>>123363556
>I asked on reddit,
fuck reddit take that shit nigger
just pray it was scammed off a retard, if so be sure to post them come begging to you asking for it back lmao
>>123363601
>>123363629
The main thing I'm worried about is being marked as a scammer for trading for the item, which has already happened to this guy. Presumably I could set my backpack private and sit on it for a while though?
>>123364002
you wont be if you play dumb you dipshit
when the big mean reddit circlejerk admin police come knocking just say you had no idea it was scammed, they literally cant do shit about it
>>123364002
>>>>>caring about trading
you are literally going to profit 1000 keys and have other options to sell it then outpost of backpack
>>123363556
Things to note:
It's not $1100 when every trader will know it's scammed
You'll likely have to keep it forever since no one who is willing to pay $1100 for a hat will want to buy it if they can't sell it for more (see above)
Someone from reddit or this thread will post this and your reddit post as proof that you knew
Meanwhile scammer Paypal's your keys and walks away with the only thing worth anything
>>123364131
yeah tbqh you are a fucking retard for not just accepting it
plus you already posted on reddit about it so they know you know it was scammed
>>123364131
>>123364216
he could just accept and immediately try to flip it before anyone notices, even if he sells it for just 200 keys that's still $250 more than he had before
>>123364064
That may be difficult since I have a short history in trading
>>123364068
Sure, but items have a history on backpack.tf, so people can track it back to being scammed, and anyone spending 100s+ of keys on an item is going to know enough to do that.
Caring about trading matters when you're coming to sell something because everyone else does.
Hello, i just started playing tf2,how do i play as the slave of victory denial?
>>123364327
if you sell it fast you wont have a problem you dunce jesus christ
>>123364327
sell it on the steam market afterwards, let some russian deal with it
>>123364386
who
Fuck trading
Anyone who says their pixels are worth $2700 and then loses it is dumb
>>123364386
Who is this?
i did not pay three thousand dollars
>>123364131
>>123364216
>>123364290
Fair reality check, thanks. I'd rather bust on a few hundred keys than ruin my reputation
$250 is pittance compared to the value of my account and history.
It's interesting that you can scam safely if you do it before backpack.tf refreshes your backpack, there's gotta be some profit in that knowledge alone for "professional" scammers.
>>123364514
post the image
>>123364514
...only to have a Russian snag my hat away from me.
>Newb to trading
>Just happened to have a bunch of keys around to buy a scammed unusual
>Asking people what to do with a scammed unusual and not just selling it ASAP
You're boned, dude.
>>123364565
>>123364327
>short history
>valuable history
Are you that Norwegian Prince who turned NEET and just discovered TF2?
>one person doing well as engineer
>Rodrigo, jose, Alberto, jorge all become engineer
>5 sentries on last point
>>123364801
ale-alejandrooo
smoking tobacooo ohh
>>123364717
I'm not a newb to trading, but I'm not a dumbass either. I'd rather err on the side of caution
>>123364727
You have been selected to receive 60,000 TF2 Keys from my Nigerian family royalty, we just need a deposit fee of 50 TF2 Keys to transfer the trade immediately, please forward your bank details.
/tf2g/ MGE tournament when
>>123364565
tell me the guys profile so i can buy it then you dimp shit
>>123365184
it already happened; you missed it
We're not getting any Batman cosmetics are we?
anyone here have the new AMD Crimson drivers thing?
I am currently not using anything amd
http://strawpoll.me/6097857
>>123367325
why not
>>123367395
me + ur mum
>>123368138
niggers tounge my anus
>>123368138
the MOTHERFUCKER
>>123368138
gasol x fish
>>123368138
pce niggas
>>123368138
>implying you'll do it
>>123368138
i fuck dogs
>>123368138
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>123368138
Ph.D in Severe Internet Retardation
>>123368138
AKJSDFJGJNKNJK
>>123368138
A Breeder's Cock...
>>123368138
Gasol <3 fish
>>123368138
im fucking retardedfg
>>123368138
painis cupcake xD
>>123368138
tf2r.com/newraf.html
AJASNJDFNIJSAGNJ
ANAKJNKABSDFBBDASDFFDDFLLFLLKZLKZKJKSAJFJNJFJU7777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777
>>123368138
ISIS CRISIS
>>123368138
This one's for you, Birdman. Brrrrr
pic related its viva & me
>>123370191
fartt
why live
>>123360351
the webm
Who is your TF2 hero?
I just found mine
>find mvm match
>just 2 asian kids in server yelling at each other in anime language
>>123370558
these two
remember to say "putain" in your best french accent everytime flippy dies
>>123370558
who is that
>>123370558
Harbleu is my hero~
>>123351235
id do it if i had one to begin with
post epic
>>123370773
bald guy with a wonderful voice
old top medic too
>>123370802
b4nny used to be the worlds greasiest invite player until he kindly gave up his position for harbleu
>>123370983
this is why all pro gamers should cut their hair
fucking hate when its stuck under my headphones
2nd face almost makes me cry from how greasy the hair looks
>>123370849
>>123371907
hahaha
got a few reactions like that, now im pissed I didn't take screenshots
How do i fix this weird fucking stutter lag?
It's frequent as all hell and happens even though my fps is fine and my ping is normal.
Doesn't happen in any other game.
>>123373723
ur hdd is dying
>>123373778
Bullshit, it's brand new.
>>123373896
Switching to fullscreen seems to alleviate it at least.
>Join one of the few Quake Live servers that isn't instagib or full.
>Get kicked without explanation 30 seconds later
welp, this dead community likes hitting itself in the head for some reason
http://steamcommunity.com/id/lvl4
anyone else tired of seeing elliott? just seeing his profile makes me groan
>>123375718
quake live sucks anyway
>>123375718
lets hope that the new ue is good and not doa because after years of playing this train wreck it's getting kinda stale
>>123375791
why is this guy obsessed with elliot
I was watching a video and scout had 140 health. why
>>123376238
Secondary unlock, scout pistol
I forgot the name of it
>>123376603
pretty girls pistol
>>123375791
take it from me
elliott is a cool guy
>>123377417
no he isn't
* toyosatomimi has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
oh
>tfw people talk about me but no one actually likes me
i would rather just be a literal who
escrow is here fuck the jews
>>123358206
>tfw he uses the taunt you gave him
hi sops!!!!!!!!!!
>>123368138
methylenedioxymethamphetamine
>>123380010
nice 1 guy
>>123380323
gracias
You get to have one TF2 hat irl.
You will need to wear it in public at least once.
Which hat do you pick?you cannot sell the hat or give it away
>someone was boasting how much their cosmetics costed and berated people with low cost cosmetics
>his cosmetics looks horrid together, clipped like crazy, and were painted horrible colors while the other dudes looked fine and didnt clip
>someone was boasting how good they were at the game and berated people who they thought were bad
>he was actually terrible, smelled funny, and refused to learn how the game works and just complained about losing to anything he called cheap
>>123380624
Co-pilot
>>123380624
Any of the ones with supernatural or scientifically advanced components so I could reverse engineer it and sell the designs or just spook people.
>>123380010
http://backpack tf/classifieds/?steamid=76561198068100327
give me pure so i can go see fish
>>123380624
familiar fez
ye old baker boy
el jefe
scot bonnet
backbiter billycock
>>123368138
I regret asking /TF2g/ for a name
>>123380624
Treasure hat, assuming thats real gold inside of it
>>123368138
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>123368138
purple drank got me high
>>123368138
100% grape juice
Someone please sell me some shit i can sell on the SCM quickly for a dollar, a dollar and 5
I have 13 refined but depends on the item i guess.
id/chromeisbestmetal
>TFW I don't own a mobile phone so I can't get sick SCM discounts
brb crying
>>123351050
>>123344610
thanks
I fell asleep
>>123383065
What? How do I get discounts by using mobile version of Steam?
>>123383535
if you use the mobile authenticator you can save 5-33 percent
>>123383535
Still pissed they're going through with this Escrow shit.
>>123383861
I have yet to see anything that's 33 percent off. Everything else is discounted very slightly.
At least I can get mann up tickets 4 cents cheaper than the online store and someone else gets to have steam funbux
>>123384127
It's the 3 cent things that are 33% off
Usually in a 3 cent sale, 1 cent goes to the seller, and valve has 2 separate taxes that each round up to 1 cent.
One of those taxes is waived if you use it
>>123383861
What is the point of all these bullshit steps to secure your account? Isn't SteamGuard enough?
>>123365184
we had one but it died
http://challonge.com/nascouts
>>123384446
Apparently not.
>>123384446
People don't know how to not click on phishing links
>>123384773
>Punishing everyone for the actions of a few select retards
People are saying it kills bp.tf and scrap.tf, so I'm happy.
>>123384865
welcome to the real world son
>>123384920
it won't kill bp.tf because it doesn't use bots
I can't wait for geel to be swimming debt though
>>123384865
Unfortunately a company can't tell people to just fuck off or else they get an angry retard suing them or giving them trouble.
>>123384920
It might not kill backpack, but it'll probably kill scrap unless geel figures out a way to get all his bots authenticated or something. I doubt he'll get a workaround, because no bots means more people using the community market.
>>123385105
Damn it, but price websites are the worst thing to happen to trading. Oh well.
>>123385129
>>123384920
You can authenticate multiple accounts with the same phone number. Geel is in the clear. Valve probably does want to axe sites ilke scrap.tf and whatever that csgo site is where people bet, though. All the money flowing through those sites is money not lining Valve's pockets, after all.
>>123385129
Wait, THAT'S why it'll supposedly kill bots? He'll just buy a bunch of cheapass phones
I will never be good at scout
>>123385305
I think at the time it was believed he'd need a unique number for every bot, which is about 70 numbers he'd have to maintain. I don't know all the details because I don't care to know, as long as it severely damages trading.
>>123385551
>>123385305
>>123382776
>>123382776
>>123382776
Help me out
>>123385551
>>123385716
You still have to confirm each individual trade unless it's one sided in your benefit. So unless he hires a monkey to press accept for each trade I doubt it's going to help
>>123385849
can't another bot do that?
>>123385950
I'm no expert on coding for phones but I don't think you can inject that into an app. This is strictly for android I'm speaking of though, because you're 100 percent fucked in that regard if you own an iphone
But Valve, I'm not retarded!
>>123386427
yes, you are
>>123386138
If you have root the device is yours and you can do whatever you want with it.
#freeTheSoftware
>>123387028
tell apple that, not me
If someone needs a strange jag and has funbucks tell me, i can quickly put one for a good 25-30 cent discount from the lowest current price
>>123387265
not a good idea
there's a ton of bots that eat discounted items like that
>>123387325
Worst case scenario is a bot snatches the item in which case i get the money anyway.
I just need a quick buck for portal 2
>>123387670
owned
>>123387670
No. Have fun trawling through everything one page at a time. Though if you have a specific game in mind that can help.
In the mood to draw something Engineer right now.
8 gets their engineer drawn
>>123387670
There's a website for this, I can't find it but try to search: Steam custom or Steam Community Items List
>>123387670
steam.tools/backgrounds
>>123387762
eight
>Have to enter the code literally every time you log into your account, even on a recognized device
Wow, Valve. Just wow.
>>123387762
Eight get.
>>123387762
>>123388412
jesus magicmax...
i woke up
i think
>>123388412
sauce of the loadout mugi pic
https://scrap.tf/polls/C0S9UL
>Nearly a third of scrap.tf users don't have a smartphone
Somehow I doubt this. I really do. I mean, I know a six year old who has his own smartphone.
>>123389963
i dont own a smartphone and im pissed that valve is forcing this shitty application
i swear theyre only doing it cause apple or google or whoever makes those smartphones it paying them
>>123389715
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/3/3e/Sniper_specialweapon09.wav?t=20100625224626
>>123389963
Traders are people who have negative feelings toward "intimate personal interaction" and think Steam chat is the professional form of communication.
>>123389963
>traders on suicide watch
>>123390189
I don't own a smartphone either. Just get bluestacks and have a friend lend you their phone number for the verification. That's what I did. Also, these Thanksgiving captchas are super cute.
i bet geel rigged the poll
>>123390252
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/4/47/Heavy_thanksfortheteleporter01.wav?t=20110320073415
I have a tablet but not a phone
How do I use the mobile auth?
>>123379592
Yeah, fuck traders. It's hard enough to make reasonable deals whenever I do decide to trade, thinning out all the people using trading bots will at least bring trading back to a person-to-person basis.Though really, just fuck traders, I hope they commit sudoku because of this.
>>123390439
Ask someone to lend you their phone number so you can verify it. After that, all codes/confirmations are sent to the App, so if you have access to that you won't need a phone number beyond that.
>>123390626
>Though really, just fuck traders, I hope they commit sudoku because of this.
>wanting someone to commit suicide because you are not happy they trade in a video game
you are either poor and angry at everyone who isnt or just str8 retarded
>>123390963
No, I just hate all those people who run trading bots and try to use the game to make some sort of profit like it means anything.
I'm also laughing at the people who run trading and betting sites since this will screw them over pretty hard. Is it so wrong to laugh at others' misfortune?
>>123391178
according to god yes
>>123391354
Who gives a shit about that guy?
>>123391492
his billions of followers
>>123387839
>>123387847
why are there empty spaces
>>123391691
here again
if someone can find a background like this i will give you some items or something
i saw it on someones profile and i want to see it again
I'd be fine with this escrow shit if everything tradable was also marketable. I don't have a smartphone and only use trading to buy cosmetics I think look good, as is, if this kills trading then it means it'll be harder for me to get the cosmetics I want.And the few weapons that still haven't dropped after 300 hours
>>123392048
Pretty sure all the unmarketable TF2 shit was made before the SCM update. They just need to update it already. It's clear Valve wants to kill third party trading sites, and this would probably be the best way how, desu.
Post yfw crap.tf dies
>>123392048
It isn't going to affect jack shit for regular traders, you just have to wait a few days before your goods come in through the mail.
>>123392324
If Valve are really going through with this escrow feature, then the scamming situation is probably bigger than most people appreciate. If it was only a few idiots clicking on phishing links they'd probably have just stopped at the disclaimer in the chat windows.
>>123392695
o.o
post yfw tf2g crush uwu
>>123392712
it gets rid of bots, who are the main source of items for regular traders, as well as forcing them to wait 3 days or face a temporary ban
>>123392836
>>123392836
don't have one
most people in this general are messed up
>>123392836
=w=
>>123392712
If it is a huge scamming thing, then it's probably affecting DOTA or CS:GO most of all, since both of those games have much a much bigger playerbase than TF2. That and killing off third party sites that rake in millions that don't see Valve's pockets at all. I doubt they care about TF2 at this point.
>>123333084
Stick to stock weapons.
Unlocks surely give you some edge over certain situations or formations.
Where stock forces you to play smarter with retreats, unlocks can carry you yet at the next corner you can get blown away because of the same unlock.
Secondary unlock slightly changes the way you play a class in general.
There are several different type of melee unlocks, with different purposes.
Most primary unlocks are just sidegrades and hardly differs from your stock weapon.
Melee weapon of choice generally depends on what you need most, utility you didn't get from secondary or more damage for putting random crits in use, if available to your primary.
Easiest class should be Medic and Heavy; despite their unlocks their gameplay hardly changes; because they're the backbone of the team.
Soldier and Demo are pretty easy too if you can get into the rocket/pipe jumping, air steering and crouchjumps.
Soldier and Medic kinda takes the cake here on being newbie friendly because their mobility is top tier and they don't go down easily as other classes.
If Soldier and Medic seems too distant to you, you may find peace behind a sentry by playing Engineer.
Scout is the tough part of things, they suffer from sentries but have double'd cap rate and great for hit'n'run tactics on high value targets
You may enjoy Pyro, Sniper or Spy later. These trio have a weird balance between'em in a team. Pyro generally acts like the middle man between two in a match. However, I suggest you to stay away from all three for a while.
All classes are specified in certain ranges, and obviously they have some downsides to them. Being too slow, too loud or too fragile are major problems, which generally depends on your secondary to solve the problems. However don't get surprised if certain items are banned from league plays.
Autism contn'd on next post...
>>123392901
>bots, who are the main source of items for regular traders
That's news to me. I've only ever used a bot perhaps once or twice in my 4k hours between TF2 and Dota.
Perhaps people should try actually playing the game itself, rather than spending hours trying to profit in metal so that they can look prettier when they get their ass kicked by someone who spends more time playing than trading.
>>123393265
Hey man, I gotta look stylish while kicking your ass.
>>123391884
bump
is anyone going to try to find it?
>>123393179
Medic and Engineer are high value targets.
Pyro is a high value target from distance as well, you can't get close to the Engineer or Sniper without sweeping their line of fire.
Teleporters are high value buildings, they make you win games just by carrying them. A Spy is a best kind to counter teleporters if you can't take out sentry nest in time at all.
Sentries can be take out with a pocket and medic, that pocket is usually a Soldier or Heavy because they are less problematic with range.
However Demo or Pyro are not bad choices regarding they can terrorize small spaces when they have any kind of terrain advantage.
Demo does best when he's kritz'd, Pyro requires invulnerability because of short range, Heavy can work with any über. (yet better stay away from vaccinator).
When you deploy your invulnerability über, try to run before your pocket to reduce pressure fire slowdown coming from sentry.
Spies have many different stab techniques and there are good videos over at youtube, just ask more and you shall receive.
Spies can't always rely on their disguises, when pushing through the enemy lines your best bet will be your cloak and invisibility. Otherwise it's not believable to see a Pyro running behind of the attack line aimlessly.
Rest relies on your accuracy and common sense. Think about bullet fall, projectile speed, work on circle strafing, twitch shots, hitbox abuses and so on...
https://steamcommunity.com/id/shucklenado/
Shuckle?
http://tf2r.com/kmfv09x.html
what's happened since the halloween letdown?
matchmaking when?
im a letdown
>>123395065
>those comments in the vid
i want to die
>>123395065
Literally nothing. Matchmaking never.
magic max are you here
im not magic max but i am here
>>123395469
yeah, what's up?
>>123394653
id/shucke
am i the only one masturbating to aida's avatar
gell gonna get fucked real good by this escrow trade bullshit 8)
>>123396237
nah i do it too
>>123395267
dunno what else you'd expect honestly, when i heard that vaporwave thing ironically the only part i liked was that song
>>123395290
rip
hopefully matchmaking is more fun than lobbies whenever it does come around
>>123396237
>>123396481:opaid top dollar for a new one, getting made as we squeak
>>123396237
>>123396481
fuck off sops
Deviants.
i can't believe this stupid shark fucker is still here
is the mexican still here
>>123396627
"still" here is not entirely accurate, i haven't been posting in a while but some people were asking so here i am
>>123396729
do you have a tf2g crushits feathers isnt it
i won a raffle
i won a sticky jumper
time to get rly high 8)
How much will people need you in MM? Let's see!
Need:
>Medic
>Heavy
>Engineer
>Demoman
>Soldier
>Scout
>Pyro
>Spy
>Sniper
Carry ability:
>Soldier
>Demoman
>Scout
>Engineer
>Heavy
>Sniper
>Spy
>Pyro
>Medic
6v6 need:
>Medic
>Demoman
>Scout
>Roamer
6v6 carry potential:
>Roamer
>Demoman
>Scout
>Medic
its time for a epic rename
4 da win :D
oh
i won
me too
>>123396852
my tf2g crush isu!!!!!!!!!!
>>123397040
you + me = three
>>123397040
proffesional killstreak boston basher
>>123397040
Dubstep Warrior
>>123397082
aida you shit tell me
>>123397040
I wanna lick Aida's butt
>>123397040
erwin foffer hoffer koffer
>>123397040
pootis memes :)
>>123397040
Hormone Injector
>>123397252
it'ssops
>>123397040
fart in my mouth
>>123397040
masterbate to
>>123397252
it's a mystery
accept your fate
>>123397040
#prayforpootis
>>123397252
ItsBlaztar
>>123397381
>>123397508
i trust the spoiler
what about sops though? because he's a good fragger?
give me my item!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>123397040
YEAH HER TRANNY PILLS ARE COMING IN NEXT WEEK
*gives it to you*
>>123397639
the spoiler is not me
sops has been nice and i have no reason to believe he's a pooper but if i had a tf2g crush it probably wouldn't be him, he's not enough of a degenerate
>>123397769
claim it if you want it please, i don't really want to deliver 20 items all by myself
>>123397981
shut the fuck up human
CRY
magic max
>>123398018
*cries*
>>123398139
now DIE
If you need me, please add me and contact me via Steam chat or find me in the irc. Thank you.
>>123398258
but my tf2gfu said he would be sad if i died
:r
>>123397018
>scout not at the top of 6s carry
>sniper not at the top of hl carry
what are you doing
>>123397040
blue and white shark thighs
>pyro mains
>>123398848
>shark fag roll
>after the shark fag roll won
God damnit you faggots know no limits
>>123398967
our thirst knows no bounds
>>123398774
well shit
post heavies i guess
>>123399138
>>123399138
don't pussy your way out of doing an Aida roll
the queen of tf2g is back
>>123399216
i mean, if he said it was a reroll maybe i could consider
but i dunno dude :B
>>123398852
they are pathetic
>>123399138
>>123398001
give a hint
and dont give a dumb hint give a good one
>>123399360
FUCKIN R O A S T E D >>123399216
>>123399138
>>123388412
this one is also mine
https://youtu.be/dwxTyk-Mc5I
new proud moment is out folks
Are the TF2 wiki servers hosted on a potato battery?
>>123399138
>>123399432
why are you so hellbent on finding out?
>aida will never comment on your videos
sops how do you do it
>>123399138
I can't decide what beard is better.
Also, is the escrow thing going to kill Geel?
>>123399926
link and i can drop a cool comment, friend!
>>123400012
that's what i said here
>>123396312
but everyone was too busy being a homosexual animal fucker to notice it
tfw in LOVE
>>123400409
why do you keep posting this so often human? please stop
is aida in love
>>123399890
i want to know so i can try to be as good as them
>>123400472
sorry
:x
i'm in love with human and i'm gonna marry her
>>123400498
yes
no
maybe
i don't know
can you repeat the question?
>>123400539
aww.
who are you though?
if i buy 15$ worth of keys will i be able to deck out most of my classes decently?
not worried about unusuals
>>123401223
probs not
>>123401102
i'll tell you over steam if you say a name
or at least give a hint
>>123401223
yes
>>123401223
do you care about paints? if not, maybe
do you care about stranges? if not, definitely
>>123401223
Depends. Do you want stranges? Paints? Killstreaks? Decals? Are you going to name and describe them? Or are you only thinking in terms of cosmetics?
>kike.tf getting BTFO by the new trading restrictions
B A S E D
>>123368138
"Suck my pixie dick"
>>123384920
>>123385105
>>123385129
>>123392695
>>123396312
>>123400012
>>123401538
wont affect geel
t. geel
>>123401845
>I-I'm a businessman guys, m-muh competition stands no chance!!!
>>123401102
>>123401351
please?
is sops an example if he was more of a degenerate?
>>123401102
did you leave
she left didn't she
whats with the new update
>Xephos' Philanthropic Physiognomy
>Honeydew's Charitable Countenance
wot
UPDATE UPDATE139mb
>>123403825
yes for a bit
>>123402112
out of hints sorry ask again later
>>123403998
mmm new passtime map
am i the only gamer who hasn't played pass time
Pass time is fun as fuck.
>>123403970
Who?
>>123404175
p l e a s e
wow trading is literally fucking dead
tf2 gonna lose half its userbase after this escrow thing
>Updated pl_upward-Fixed a teleporter-trap exploit inside the tunnel after the first control point
darn that was a fav of mine
>>123404565
wut?
>tf2 updates
>>123404643
yeah i bet it was, you faggot
I used to make SFM shit.
>Darwin's Training Wheels
>>123405532
I'll post one or 2 more.
>>123405736
>captcha 4200
stop posting them
>>123404175
all i ask for is one hint
just one
>>123405915
Lastly, my sets when I played.
>>123405985
no 8)
>>123405532
>shit
haha yeah
>>123399138
better late then never
i sold my csgo skins for a fancy new hoovy hat :D
>>123406146
well i was trying to tell you that they're shit subtly, but since it seems to have eluded you
they're shit
>>123406214
what the fuck is that font it's like i'm playing undertale and meeting skeleton #3
meet me
>>123406341
ive never played undertale
Why is this the most underated weapon in the game?
>>123406195
YA GOT ME
>>123406319
I'm aware, I simply don't care.
>>123406439
i dont know :/
>>123406146
Those are some shitty loadouts. Also why is scout blurry?
>>123406439
Jarate!
>>123406439
sun on a stick
>>123406439
Flying Guillotine or the Piss Rifle.
>>123406549
I made this when I was learning the ropes, and I set the focus too far back
>>123406439
afaik not using a weapon at all is pretty bad
>>123404565
Good riddance to account loss, sharking, and bad traders. R.I.Pieces Quickselling and Quickbuying, you were only for shit traders.
They should keep this SCM discount shit rolling though. Without having to refund people's money on transactions they don't have to leech money to afford it.
>>123406549
hes a very fast scout at incredibly hihg speeds
>>123406775
>Good riddance to account loss, sharking, and bad traders
u mean good riddance to virtually every trader and probably a third if not more of tf2's already dwindling active users lmao
Valve sends emails requesting verification whenever you log in on an unknown device anyways. Isn't that enough to protect the account without needing trading guards? How often are Steam accounts actually stolen or hijacked? Is this whole 3-day hold bullshit REALLY necessary?
>>123407078
Of course not, they're just trying to force everyone to use the stupid thing
>>123407005
I cry not for the baddies who have been leeching value out of the economy, flipping buds all day long.
>>123404708
http://store.steampowered.com/mobile
>Avoiding Trade Holds
>FAQ link
>>123407249
>been leeching value out of the economy,
u sound like some dumb trade kiddy desu
>>123407078
Exactly. It isn't necessary at all, but paranoid idiots don't know how to pretect their precious skines.
Where can I search for a killstreak kit for a specific weapon? I can't figure out how to on Outpost or BP.
desu desu desu
>>123407452
https://steamcommunity.com/market/search?q=bat+killstreak+kit
>>123407458
desu~
>>123407521
I meant a trading site I can trade ref for it.
why the fuck is t b h filtered to desu lmao
>>123407340
私はtrader です
>>123407608
why isnt lmao filtered
>>123406214
who are you
kek senpai desu
i love it
do you love me
7 day trading restriction removal when?
shortstop is like the direct hit of scout and its p. underrated
shortstop has a higher skill ceiling than the scattergun
>>123407452
Both of those websites are kind of trash for finding kits. On backpack.tf's classifieds you can click the ... and use the pulldown menu to select "find recipes where the output item is used on this item". On outpost I'd have to say you'd put in a phrase like "shotgun" in "Enter a phrase to look for in the notes"
>>123407608
>>123407663
Because the filters were made for memes from a specific social media site, not shit that's been around since time immemorial.
>>123407884
That'd be great, worth the authenticator. My only real problem with the auth was I lose shit often, have to keep good track of the backup code now.
>>123407598
oh
try this
>mannpower is no longer the first gamemode on the quick play list
mannpower is now even more FUN
>>123408328
>>123408165
Thanks.
>>123408165
I've been saying tee bee aich since before it was a meme, though.
sabe pa
una vela
>>123408371
Sorry, it's been co-opted です
Nobody gets a free meme ticket, no matter when they got on the dirigible.
>>123404175
she's not coming back is she
>tfw losing out on 10keys because the goy doesn't have steam guard enabled
I'm having him do it now, but the fucking 7 day bullshit is going to be in place.
this "not having a smartphone" shit has got to be some kind of meme
even bumfucks in russia can get a cheapass iphone easy peasy
>>123408918
Some people hate smartphones, they want their phone to just be a phone. Personally I think a nice little link to a veritable Library of Alexandria is well worth the hassle of accessing the phone functions.
>>123409108
where does anyone even get an old phone
you have to actively go out of your way to get these old phones
Alright for serious now, why is this weapon so damn underrated?
>thought beggars bazooka was ridiculous
>come back to game
>see airstrike
holy fucking shit this is amazing
Scrubs would rather try to be a shitty sniper and miss all their amby headshots because they want to look cool.
>>123409461
because ambassador is 10x as good with people who are good at aiming
the people who aren't good at aiming make that weapon look like shit
you do the math
>>123409635
When I'm just fucking around it's great to make snipers feel bad about themselves on the battlements of 2fort. Anything other than long range the normal revolver is superior.
if you didn't use enforcer purely before the nerf you're a faggot
am i a faggot
>>123410012
yes human
i can't wait for this shit game to die
>>123409923
>pocket kritz medic with enforcer
>>12340992X
I still use it. Needs a rebalance.
>>123410240
dead ringer enforcer bomb book whatever knife was my shit
never died, destroy pubs and autistic spy mains, bomb book made everyone think you actually died and if not it was pretty funny to explode every time dead ringer triggered
post best girl
>>123411020
yeah mah nigga i got an entire folder of pauling porn
>>123411020
>>123411431
get out of here shark fucker
>not fucking sharks
instead of giving the lochnload 3 clip size should have added a function that allows you to hold down m1 to charge the gun and fire 2 at once
>>123411652
i'd like to see you try to fuck a shark
buying loch-n-load
>>123411747
I'd fuck Aida any day of the week, fight me
but only if she consents
>>123411902
shut the fuck up you shark fucker rapist
Uber priority
Heavy
Pyro
Demo
Soldier
Scout
Engineer
Spy
Medic
Sniper
Kritzkrieg priority
Soldier
Heavy
Demo
Scout
Engineer
Pyro
Spy
Sniper
Medic
A good demo would be number one for both but the average pub Soldier and heavy will achieve more with it than your average pub demo
Do you agree
>>123412121
>medic with ubersaw not anywhere near the top of uber priority
>>123411949
I would never rape her
How dare you even suggest I'd do such a monstrous thing
I'll respect her boundaries until the end of my life and never lay my hand on her in any way that she doesn't approve
>>123412121
>Pyro anywhere near the top
If we're judging by pubs, it's whoever's doing the best on your team has the highest priority. There's no better feeling in a pub than stomping with a pocketed engie.
>>123412234
white knight beta cluck sjw
>>123412234
aida just called you a fucking loser in steam chat lmao
what a dweeb
>>123412320
If that's what it makes me I'm the biggest kek SJW there is, let's rumble
>>123412474
Nice try but I already know she wouldn't do that
>>123412516
*rumbles*
>>123412189
Meme medics are a useless gimmick. You take up two team spots and you only heal each other and it is not even hard to take them out.
>>123412247
Wm1 with an ubered pyro can be very effective and they aren't going to be like phlog fags who chargw forward and get one kill then immediately drop
>>123412558
shut the FUCK up human
>>123412516
You do know Aida isn't relevant anymore, right?
what if ubering an engi ubered his buildings too?
>>123412671
Aida never stopped being relevant and she's even more relevant now that she posted again
>>123412787
She doesn't even TF2 very often. Go fanboy somewhere else.
>>123334094
>atomizer not on the list.
>>123412964
Not until everyone accepts her rightful place on the tf2g throne
>>123413032
It got nerfed to shit, and is no longer viable.
>>123413135
>atomizer
When did it get nerfed?
>>123413135
>nerfed to shit
how?
>>123334094
Why is diamondback, and l'etranger on the list, but the winger isn't?
>>123411431
hey aida, would you date sops if he was a degenerate?
>>123413210
>>123413258
It used to give +15% health or something. Now it has -20% dmg done to enemies. The triple jump is almost never worth it. The winger's height is WAY better desu.
>>123413561
I thought it's always had these properties though. I don't ever recall the atomizer being changed.
Yo, anyone know the best way to cash out my backpack? I have some not-shitty stranges and painted cosmetics, so nothing amazing.
>>123413725
It got changed during the gunmettle update yo. I always used to run atomizer because of the extra health
>>123413561
>triple jump is almost never worth it
>never worth it to juke over an incoming rocket
>never worth it to hippity hoppity skip jump into typically inaccessible places
>actually caring about a damage nerf on scout's melee
Your primary weapon is your melee weapon.
>>123413837
Extra health? Are you sure you're not confusing it for the pretty boy pocket pistol?
>>123413837
No it never gave you extra health.
>>123413901
Wait, fuck, you're right. The atomizer definitely did get a change though.
>>123413996
It hasn't changed since 2013, and that was just adding collector quality.
"Starting Dec 9, anyone losing items in a trade will need to have a Steam Guard Mobile Authenticator enabled on their account for at least 7 days. Otherwise, to protect against unauthorized trades, items will be held by Steam for up to 3 days before delivery"
im done with steam, they have officially jumped the shark
>>123413996
June 23, 2011 Patch (Über Update)
The Atomizer was added to the game.
June 27, 2011 Patch
Fixed a problem that prevented the Atomizer from being used in crafting recipes.
June 28, 2011 Patch
Added/Refined recoil/draw/crit/reload forces for the Atomizer.
July 1, 2011 Patch
[Undocumented] The Atomizer was assigned the Home Run taunt.
December 1, 2011 Patch
[Undocumented] Added Strange quality.
November 12, 2013 Patch
[Undocumented] Added Collector's quality.
>>123414140
The best part, is that if someone did get into your account and steal items, steam doesn't do shit
>>123414240
die
>>123414240
me and 26
>>123414240
sops x aida
or
feathers x aida
i wish it was me x aida
>>123414240
yakui doesnt come here anymore
>>123414240
Aida x Aida's secret crush
>>123414240
26$ and human
>>123414240
feathersxaida
>>123414240
me x you
>>123414590
tfw feathers has such a better chance that its impossible for me
>>123414384
>>123414391
>>123414449
>>123414530
>>123414590
everyone knows a true caring couple makes cute draws for each other, these dont
>>123414883
>these dont
Aida has like a gorillion pictures of his shitty fish OC, it wouldn't surprise me if he got 50 pictures of him yiffing feathers t b h
>>123414883
yes because love can only exist if the people in the relationship can draw art of each other together
just no
god damn will you all just shut the fuck up about aida and the shitposting crew (human and 26dollar)
>>123415215
why
:r
>>123415290
because i am tired of it
god damn will aida just shut me the fuck up by sitting on my face and squirting her tranny fish juices all over my body
>>123415340
im not
>>123415340
i wish the quality posters would post more
I haven't played this game for a while since they first anounced the shitty csgo skin merc update and the mann power thing was still in beta. Have I missed anything major?
>>123415370
id? i can arrange it
>>123414240
me x q =w=
dead ringer lets you survive crit rockets at point blank range. sweet fucking item. if you use dead ringer fucking hang yourself you piece of shit. I'm fucking sick of this bullshit. Three times now I get dicked by dead ringer.
>ambassador headshot on spy with 50 health
lol dead ringer
>sniper headshot on spy
lol dead ringer
>crit rocket on spy right in front of me
lol dead ringer
>>123415494
Aida
>>123415494
not really
>>123415527
id/Dotsy_
>>123415636
wasn't my post, if i was interested in someone i would say it to them instead of posting about them anonymously
>>123415693
do you have a tf2g crush
aida please how can i win your heart
>>123415693
Dotsy is now the confirmed secret crush of Aida everybody
>>123415795
how did my post lead you to think that aida has a crush on me?
>>123415992
It's obvious
you two should get together already, we need more spicy tf2gfus
>>123415992
why do you try so hard to disprove anonymous posts here
what does it matter, you replying makes them post about you more
Who else hereCND?
Hold the presses everyone
While we're trying to confirm if Dotsy is Aida's new flame, who's this kid >>123415773
We might have a new contendor
I wonder what happens in the next episode of tf2g high school
>>123416296
i am only cn
>>123416296
It's okay.
>>123416345
i thought it was feathers and aida where did dotsy come from
shut the fuck up you middle school gossiping faggots
>>123415543
Dead ringer is annoying but it's shitty for anything but a spy mucking around on koth maps or hightower.
>>123416537
Maybe if Aida wasn't so cryptic we'd know
My bet is on secret anon admirer
>>123415543
i use it and i won't hang myself, instead you should follow your own advice
>>123416095
how is it obvious?
>>123416112
replying saying that wasn't my post isn't trying hard
reminder that valve has literally ruined secret santa
probably
>>123417056
salmon why are you here?
>>123417056
SALMON
PLEASE I NEED TO KNOW
WHO IS AIDA'S SECRET CRUSH
IS IT YOU
>>123417056
eat shit nerd
POST
TF2
NOT
FAGGOTS
*posts screenshot of aida killing me with her shark butt*
>>123416880
yeah it is
not replying isn't trying
nothing requires more skill than beggars bazooka and a pocket medic
>>123411072
upload folder somewhere?
TF2
>>123417352
>>123417640
hmm
maybe
>>123417124
because i am angry at valve!! secret santa is my baby and its going to take 3 extra days to deal with this shit this year!!
>>123417673
change the filename to decent trash and trash
post these
\
>tfw 0 hours played on aida's titties
*watches anime*
>>123417826
*posts these*
>>123417739
Please do :)
>>123417758
do you know aidas crush
>>123331781
stop menstruating you flat chink
>>123417352
>>123417995
>responding to a 22-hour-old post
for what purpose
http://strawpoll.me/6103139
>>123368138
butt hol
>>123350953
I miss yakui and blaztar
>>123417758
>secret santa is my baby
uh no
you are a literal nobody, if you didn't do secret santa someone else would, you are not important in this thread whatsoever
>>123418193
if you vote anyone other than barkley, you should kill yourself
http://strawpoll.me/6103175
he's important to me
i genuinely enjoyed the secret santas
http://strawpoll.me/6103189
>>123417787
change your diaper
>>123418548
yeah sure whatever you say
if he wasn't in the thread to do secret santa someone else would do it
*hugs you*
>>123418348
ahoy the fuck are you
>>123415540
please communicate with me using the steam chat feature at this instant thank yous
>>123418601
what's your beef w/ him
>>123418348
SHOTS FIRED
TRAP DOWN AND SET
>>123418548
is elliott one of the yes votes? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcYppAs6ZdI
>>123418816
HA
GOT 'EM
>>123417056
>preparing a super master plan for secret santa
>valve fuck the shit up
>salmon gives up and it's deleted
where is he tf2g
where am i
:z
>>123418967
in a better place
finland
:2
>>123418967
he broke up with his master padawan update "drawings" this
oh
:s
I wish to marry a girl like human one day
or night
i wish to one day kill human in front of 26 dollars then kill 26 dollars
>>123419530
why
:r
>>123417352
Why don't they have the tracksuit pants too?
>>123418009
i get this reference
post the iraq version
guys, i can't pogorocket jump. do i keep crouching when firing underneath me? because when i try to do like others do which is just looking down and firing a rocket, it just stops me even if i'm going fast
how do practice
I wish to one day marry a guy like charles barkley
>>123418601
would you like to take over?
>>123418889
im not giving up yet
but i might start earlier to compensate
>>123419893
when are you finna start
>>123419893
>would you like to take over?
no thank you
>>123415558
Literally who?
>>123415627
fair enough not sure what i expected
TF2 keys crashing on SCM in response to lockout news.
Team Fortress 2 Update Released
November 25, 2015 - TF2 Team
An update to Team Fortress 2 has been released. The update will be applied automatically when you restart Team Fortress 2. The major changes include:
Added Jingle Jam 2015 community medals
Fixed a client crash when playing some maps with low quality models
Fixed the B'aaarrgh-n-Britches hiding the hat bodygroup
Fixed missing crit rocket sound for giant Soldiers in Mann vs. Machine mode
Fixed control point HUD not being displayed for Mann vs. Machine maps with control points like Mannhattan
Fixed broken ambient_generic entities in community maps where the sound being played was updated after the map was loaded
Updated the Sheriff's Stetson and The Bone Dome to include new paint styles
Updated the model/material for The Au Courant Assassin
Updated pl_upward
Fixed a teleporter-trap exploit inside the tunnel after the first control point
Updated PASS Time mode
Each class now has slightly different throwing power and arc
During overtime, the round doesn't end until the jack has been neutral for a few seconds (tf_passtime_overtime_idle_sec)
All available enemy goals will show a reticle on the HUD while carrying the jack
Added max pass range parameter to passtime_logic
Jack won't automatically respawn unless it's been picked up at least once
New map: pass_pinewood
>>123420071
Aida is the sweetest shark and she runs tf2g now
>>123420073
>3 hours late
:7
>>123420182
Was I really playing 2fort that long? Bone dome update interests me.
>>123420073
>tF2 keys crashing on SCM in response to lockout news.
proofs?
>>123420073
what do you mean lockout
Aida just called me cute on steam, what do I do?
>>123420562
do me
>>123420454
look at the market you dweeb
keys dropped 20 cents
>>123420562
block and remove
>>123420562
remove him
>>123420562
>tfw tf2 is so dead a single autist resorts to posting some persons name all day everyday
>>123420454
http://steamcommunity.com/market/listings/440/Mann%20Co.%20Supply%20Crate%20Key
"crashing"
not yet
I'll give it a day
maybe 5 hours
who knows
>>123420707
i just barely posted about aida, there's more than one person posting about them
>>123420031
I was gonna start on the 11th when I finished class so I'll probably start some time at the end of next week instead
remember to get ur butte in the group if you havent already!!
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/TF2GSS2015
>>123420485
see
>>123407249
>>123420454
img. Could get serious, could be nothing.
>>123420771
it's ok my friend everyone goes through this phase, no excuses needed. it will pass sometime and you will laugh later about it. just a part of growing up
why does Aida never call me cute
could it be because I didn't add her
>>123420073
>in response to lockout news
there's also a steam sale on
>>123420562
>not the only one called cute
i feel empty now
>>123421116
what are you talking about?
>>123419749
See this is why I don't like jump maps much, thy introduce the various different parts of rocket jumping but not really how to apply it.
You're never going to pogo jump on an actual map. You WILL, however, be speedpogoing, so pogo sections on jump maps are literally filler sections that don't really teach you anything.
So you specifically mention that you're going fast but still failing to pogo. Your problem is that you're not accounting for your change in speed. Rockets move at a fixed speed; you do not. When you fire downward, if you're going fast enough, you have to aim slightly higher up to account for the time it takes for the rocket to hit the ground. On a regular pogo like the ones in beginner maps the difference is negligible, but when you want to go faster you actually do have to account for how fast you're going.
Hopefully this pic explains it better than I can. I'll see if I can find a video.
>>123421230
Aida never ever called me cute ;_;
>>123421138
because you are a fuckin CREEP
>>123421390
no I swear
goddamnit
I guess only cute people get called cute by Aida and I'm not in that special little circle
>>123421227
A fair point.
Bone Dome styles, Manndarin orange.
>>123421723
>>123421723
>>123421723
new
CASH OUT NOW THE END TIMES ARE COMING
KEYS SOON TO CRASH BELOW 1 $
what does a nigga have to do to get a raffle around here
>>123421776
>25 posts earlier
DIE
>>123421908
>implying the next 24 posts wont be
>memes
>^_^ posts
>*action posts*
>human shitting
>26 shitting
>6s shilling
>>123422115
if all of these can reach 750 posts im fine
>>123422115
>implying that wont be the next 750 posts in the next thread
>>123421247
yeah i noticed i'm doing wrong by aiming straight down, but it looks like they're doing that in videos. i'm trying to surf payload maps with airstrike. kind of getting it down.
>play heavy
>get backstabbed 7 times
>>123427630
next time we lose our pyro I'm just quitting the game fuck spies
>>123427630
>play poorly
>Die
>>123427630
>He doesn't know how to turn around
>>123427964
>>123428179
it's the pyros job to spy check not heavy but we didn't have a pyro. also nobody made calls in mumble and i was shooting the fuckers in front of me. am I supposed to just ignore them
>>123428280
God damn, how are you this terrible at TF2? Maybe you should stick to Valve servers to get a grip on the basics, son.
>>123428549
I don't play heavy but your're a fucking retard if you think I'm going to stop defending the point just to look out for a spy that nobody is calling out
>>123406439
Scottish Resistance?
>>123428280
>>123428802
Dude, it's your medic's job to jump around behind you and warn you if it ever bumps on anything. You hardly need a Pyro to check for spies.