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Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
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Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
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DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
>BETTING
Cosmetic items: http://dota2lounge.com/
Previous Thread: >>122553172
NTH FOR LIL IS A GOD
>tfw no anal slut hero doujin
G
MEMES
When can we nerf the fuck out of her?
Reminder that Secret will never lose desu.
anime leave
How can you not love lil? Name one thing that dosent ridiculte yourself.
me ooga
team booga2.0
Can VP still throw this game? i say they probably can.
Literally how can lil deas so much damage with familiars? I know he might have better micro than me, but these were just rightclicks, they should hurt as much as mine when i am playing visage.
>You will never be a man
NTH FOR LIL GOD
NTH FOR GOD GOD
NTH FOR VIRTUS.PRO ARE OUR GUYS
>>122564691
aka
The Commonwealth Keker
>Lina is balanced
SUPER SHITTING THE BED AGAIN
this is why china sucks dick in dota
same reason why west sucked until sumail showed new players exist too, before him pajkatts would just lose again for 50th time just liek super right now
to all people saying top lil
its written łił (pronounced literally wew)
top wew lad
>>122564729
Everyone knows that pro stuns last longer, right clicks deal more damage and creeps give more gold.
>>122564752
>Lina
>Not Visage
Lil is so fucking good.
>lag at a lan
What?
>le ghosty bird of 4s cd dagon
>LAN packet loss
lol...
KA LE
>>122564729
Drow Ranger. And lil is fuckin good.
>KICKING THIS MUCH ASS WITH 53% PACKET LOSS
>>122564713
Put dark seer in there too
>packet loss
huyauhauahaha
>lagging at a LAN
Best Visage in the world, no question.
>Having Super on your team
>>122564704
post the one with fear
>>122564719
They're not really that far.
In the end all they need to do is just kill Drow and they win.
>4 years
>still no true lan
Daily reminder AL is unbeaten on true lan
>>122564794
>>122564809
Terrorist attack at the venue
HOW CAN THEY EVEN LOSE 53% OF PACKETS
IT'S NOT LIKE ONE OF YOUR ETHERNET CABLES CAN HAVE LEAKS
Toby Dawson@TobiWanDOTA
I could just kiss my Drow right now, countered by @ViCi_Gaming picks yet still winning with @TeamVirtuspro
le balanced physical damage bird guy of aoe stuns and dagon
>>122564838
they use internet connection so people can watch in game. valve should fuckin solve this shit and make it work like hltv tho.
is there a better taunt after winning a teamfight than pausing and saying you have massive packet loss
Before someone says something really dumb let us all recall that
Local
Area
NETWORK
Still has the network part.These fucking strategic planning pauses are obnoxious as fuck but real issues can actually happen
>>122564889
Every day I'm baffled by the fact that tobi isn't gay.
>>122564849
I don't have it
Have this instead
>>122564863
*far ahead
in fact they're behind in farm
some of you are alright
don't go to the major tomorrow
>le balanced garygoyle face
literally nothing changed since 2012
>>122564889
You can't really counter Drow though. She's just a battery that sits at the back and makes the rest of her team stronger
>>122564704
>>122564849
;)
>packet loss
thanks reborn.
>>122564904
they lost the fight lol
uuuuh
I can't wait til the first tournament uses hacked clients to get actual functional LAN connectivity. It'll make these Valve cocksucking affairs even more of a joke.
>>122564889
how does he just waifufag in the open like that.
>wake up
>eurocuks are still shit at dota
And all is right with the world.
>>122564863
>>122564719
Yep, there you go.
It's over
...and there it happened.
VP lost.
>>122564934
Yeah they fuckin lost rofl, one fight and now they are behind.
>slav dota
It just keeps happening
>>122564969
business as usual for tobi
>50% packet loss
THANKS REBORN
H
A
N
K
S
REBORN
E
B
O
R
N
>SLAVS
>virtus throw
NICE TOURNEY EUROPE
>wall of illusion
>>122564889
>winning
>>122565007
NEED2BREED too strong
>ka le
>Be Virtus Pro
>G and Lil carry hard every game
>Illidan is shit
>DKPhobos has to create chaos every game to make space and allow you to win
>Fng won't agree to kick Illidan because they watch the same obscure anime
suffering
>>122564969
>>122564889
>tobi is the traxex waifuposter
it all makes sense
>>122564889
What is tobi's power level
I wish VG can win this whole thing but their early game is so fucking shit.
>>122565018
images like that always makes me happy
it reminds me that I'm still on 4chan and despite this place obsession with rebbit its still somewhat the same.
>>122564969
Tobi is such a deviant
>tobi tweet about the drow winning
>they throw
Nice la tobi
>>122565047
This is why Drow lineups are really bad.
They're are just prone to losing one fight and falling off really quickly because of the 5-manning and being underfarmed.
>>122564889
Why is Toby such a creep?
>>122565118
He doesn't hide it but it's still immeasurable.
>>122565109
Illidan is the best carry slavlands have to offer
>>122564969
what went wrong with tobi man
17%
oh shit
did ISIS attack?
FREE roshan
E V E R Y D A Y
V
E
R
Y
D
A
Y
Hide yo kids
SEVENTEEN PERCE
>>122565189
gaming
>>122565158
Dark seer counters drow lineups so hard, he almost won that fight in the river alone.
we ded famio?
Did the qop survive???
>>122565189
videogames
>>122564969
Tobi is such a bamf
>Multimillion dollar lan
>Lagging
Daed gaem
>>122565129
fy and fenrir have to babysitt both burning and super hard most games
I wish they could agressive tri more often
NOICE
FUCKING
LAN
EUROCUKS
HO-LEE SHIET IM ROLFING ALL OGRE THE FLOOR THIS IS JUST FUCKING HILAROUS FUCKING JUST JUST JUST WEW IN MY LADS F A M WAOW
>LITERALLY CAN'T HANDLE A LAN WITHOUT GETTING JIHADED'D
Our guys are doing it!
Is EG the most reddit team to ever exist?
>Whole subreddits
PPD created Subreddit -> https://www.reddit.com/r/peterpandam/
EG created Subreddit -> https://www.reddit.com/r/EvilGeniuses/
>Current rooster
PPD -> https://www.reddit.com/user/ppd17
RTZ -> https://www.reddit.com/user/ArteezyArteezy
sumail -> https://www.reddit.com/user/Suma1L
fear -> https://www.reddit.com/user/fear
uiverse -> https://www.reddit.com/user/DisneyFan01
>Most memorable recent players
aui_2000 -> https://www.reddit.com/user/Aui_2000
mason -> https://www.reddit.com/user/iceQueen97
>Other EG personalities
alex garfield (owner) -> https://www.reddit.com/user/ottersareneat
charlie (sumail personal tutor) -> https://www.reddit.com/user/charlieyang
incontrol (eg mascot) -> https://www.reddit.com/user/EG_iNcontroLRC
>le bird of free dagon on 1/5th of cooldown
>>122564969
Doesn't give a single fuck, how based
VIRTUS PRO NEEDS A FUCKING MEK MAN VIRTUS PRO NEEDS A FUCKING MEK MAN VIRTUS PRO NEEDS A FUCKING MEK MAN VIRTUS PRO NEEDS A FUCKING MEK MAN VIRTUS PRO NEEDS A FUCKING MEK MAN VIRTUS PRO NEEDS A FUCKING MEK MAN VIRTUS PRO NEEDS A FUCKING MEK MAN VRITUS PRO NEEDS A FUCKING MEK MAN
OR A FUCKING VLADS AT LEAST
>Double catapult push
Where is your god now?
>>122565278
LAN is shit because we not legalize gay marriage.
tiny vici keks btfo
>letting VP go full meme
>>122565342
Hes right there, on the visage.
>give illidan an aura hero
>win without him
>he actually doesnt like reddit
>>122565290
all of those are fake fan accounts, I love Secret and hate EG as much as you but come on man
>janitor in basement
>ze players are laggingsraum at their videospiel tournament?
>i vill restart router, problem behoben!
TRIPLE CHARGE
>PL
>good
>>122564896
>>122565296
>le butthurt chinaman
What is a better use of Dominator for sieging, converting an Alpha Wolf creep (30% damage bonus whole team) or converting a siege creep (double siege engines)?
>>122565335
Cowman is building a vlads, hold on bruv
REMINDER
>>122565406
>ppd doing AMAs
>official EG subreddit
>twitter backed accounts being fanmade
kek
>>122565414
Phobos is very good with these desu
He always wait a bit and get them consistently
>burning
>lower networth than visage
wew lad to be honest family
>>122565375
Tubby hates EE
He's actually strangling him
DROW RANGER VLADS FOR FULL AURA MEME + DAMAGE AND LIFESTEAL OF THAT DAMAGE FOR SNOWBALL 5 MAN STRAT ???
VISAGE GARGOYLES GET THE 15 DAMAGE TOO WTF HIRE ME AS COACH PRO TEAMS
>>122565334
look at that australian stomach, holy shit thats gross
>>122565406
u wot
>>122565445
Alpha Wolf is insane in drow lineups.
Why don't we have any generic heroic fantasy warrior or generic fantasy princess heroes?
>>122565393
zai is NOT reddit
>be a literal god
>captain the greatest team in the world
>in danger of becoming an hero
You wish, eurocuk.
>>122565497
based tobi knows what's up
>>122565469
AMA was found to be fake. You're making us Secret fans look bad fellow anime!
>>122565543
because we're not playing an asian game
>>122565460
he'll kill himself so that he can ascend to godhood desu
>>122565543
>generic heroic fantasy warrior
DK
>generic fantasy princess
Mirana (fighting princess)
CM (damsel in distress princess)
>>122565606
Neither of those a princesses faggot
>Super 7th on networth
KEK
>>122565452
Drow should have gone for vlads and cowman could be close to a pipe for that purple manlet fuck tbhwu
why do people pick dark seer?
the wall literally does nothing
>>122565606
If CM is a princess Lina would be too desu
>>122565590
animeshitters can go and kill themselves
too bad you are an actual buttmad eg fan because he realized his team is actually the redditest of them all
that swap was disgusting
you shame my waifu fenrir
POOR CHINAMAN
which champ in your game is the most vaporwave?
DISMANTLED
>>122565687
Venge
Someone post lone druid + catapults webm
GEE GEEEEEEEEEE
>Anon, why are you leveling frost arrows?
>>122565636
>wiki
>Mirana, the Princess of the Moon, is a ranged Agility Hero that uses her abilities to surprise, chase, and assault enemies. She is an excellent huntress and widely known for her Sacred Arrow which stuns her victim with deadly precision. The arrow stuns longer when its fired from a farther distance.
when did illidan become not horse shit?
>dk phobos high fiving the valve guy in the booth
lmao
Who's the guy that got kicked from C9 again?
we don't take game seriously LOL
>>122565150
>doubting waifudrafts
baka senpai
>>122565721
under the right lighting he looks like a trap
>>122565721
Lvling frost arrow that game would be useless
>>122565659
You need Ion Shell for Night Stalker to be even remotely viable, and pros really want that hero in their meta. They fucking love NS for some reason.
>>122565687
Elder Titan
Post honeypot abilties
>>122565636
>Mirana, the Princess of the Moon,
>Lore: Born to a royal family, a blood princess next in line for the Solar Throne
REKT
>>122565740
D E S I G N A T E D
>no frost arrow
WHAT MEME IS THIS
>>122565687
Morphling he's made of water haha
>>122565659
>best setup for aoe damage/stuns in the game
>up to 140% damage illusions
>nothing
> Give Super any hero other than Al the Chemist
> Laugh yourself to semis
It's that simple.
Is she the most complete Dota 2 player?
>skill
>intelligence
>aesthetics
>>122565761
>looks like a trap
Glad that reddit can come here and spout our words without knowing their meaning.
>>122565687
Rubick obviously
>>122565721
>>122565809
that shit only works in 5v5 teamfights where no one tries to flee
doesn't fucking happen in regular pubs ranked, not even at very high skill
>>122565809
>he doesn't know
>>122565849
He chokes like a motherfucker in drafts.
Don't kid yourself with the recent victory.
So far it's 2-0 in favour of vg draftwise.
>not showing the first blood
why
>>122565687
Literally Chen
good dota go౦ԁ dOtA thats some gooddota rightth ere rightthere if i doƽaү somy self i say so thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷM HO0OଠOOOOOOଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ Good dotaBUCKLE_________
UP_______
EUROCUKS____
>>122565663
what are you talking about? Why wouldn't I be a fan of the only team that matters, Team Secret. Envy is literally genuinely number 1 carry
Look at this awesome picture I made just to show off! SWNL
btw how many LANs have our guys won? I forgot, can't load teamliquid.. wikis suck ;-;
>>122565740
A real ass nigga. the players on C9 didnt want to kick him but the organization bent over and took the giant Reddit cock up the ass.
why is there no one in this stadium? does no one care about this tourney?
>>122565890
>>122565898
the extra slow surely helps more than +2 on his stats?
wtf
>>122565963
poo in the loo
>tfw no RedEye boyfriend to banter with
:((
>>122565740
Ritsu the Martyr
>>122565915
wish he would choke like a motherfucker on my dick
>>122565974
They are playing during the WORKDAY in GERMANY.
>>122565963
>took
he's awful and he looks like literal shit
B̢̎̑͐̔̐͂ͤ̀҉͈͔͍͎̪͔̭̰Ṵ̸͍̪͖̟ͬͨ̍ͦͣͪ̐̔ͨY͖̜̠̯̯͓̠͊̊̊͟͟ ̷̫ͫ̒́ͪ͒ͤ͜M̦͕ͦ͊̔͠E̸͒̐̀̾̏̓̊͒҉͕̱
>>122566018
people are not allowed to take days off in germany?
>>122565985
>more EHP
>More damage
>More ASPD
vs
>LMAO lets slow a single target that will die in 2 seconds or never run away in 5vs5 fight.
>>122565974
Why would anybody actually go to a honeypot tourney?
>Pick venge as a deny pick
>Lost the game
Coincidence?
>>122565958
Who /NEETTeamSecretLife/ here??
that would be me ;)
>>122565849
>G-guys we're losing, lets pick our Drow lineup.
>Aw, They banned Drow ;_; gg
>>122565849
>tfw FNG will never be your gf
Why live
rest in peace tho
another day 1 nigga gone baka
>>122566054
no, immigrants are not going to pay for themselves
>>122566054
No, because they need to work for those poor refugees.
>>122566054
Days off don't exist in German culture
>>122565985
F R E E C I R C L E T
R
E
E
vs
Worse skadi with no stats
Ez choice
>>122566052
later
>>122565963
that is a creature made out of rotting human feces made flesh
I don't know man... He sounds pretty based to me apart for the stalking part.
>>122566048
He was the only good player on C9.
Does anyone know much about computer hardware here? I need some advice.
I want to put my bbc in fy's boipussy
>>122565843
Wall is REALLY overrated except against certain lineups.
>"OH AND HE GETS THE VAC WALL"
>The opponents kill dark seer's team while being slightly annoyed by the illusions
Every time a vacuum+wall combo does (percieved) big damage, it's because the vacuum is comboed with some other aoe skill.
>>122566054
Sure, but they don't want to. They are literally the market for video games that simulate going to work.
why do they keep panning to the "crowd"? this is just embarrassing
>Giving picking advantages to teams
bravo
free top4 again just because muh seeds and easy groupstages
I miss round robin
>>122566175
hello reddit
how is purge so dreamy?
literally husbando material
If Purge knocked on your door wearing that suit, asking if you wanted to go out for dinner - how would you respond?
>>122566230
See it this way, its a magnificent way to break the ice and meet new people
seriously maelk needs to gain weight and get buff, he was as skinny and I was 2 years ago
>>122566230
People get up between games
>>122566215
>look up simulator games on twitch
>most streamers are german
I do not understand but it's still cool
>>122566175
sounds like your average indian
>>122566283
He's already got a job and a soe to bang, where is the motivation?
http://strawpoll.me/6029633
>>122566230
Imagine actually going there.
You could have ANY seat in the house, and move just whenever.
Like, if I wasn't in he freest country in the world right now, I would totally be there.but so would twenty thousand other people :^I
>>122566336
busted soe
>>122566109
>>122565958
>>122565406
>>122565590
Your are projecting too bland.
not getting frost arrow is fucking retarded.
a circlet isn't going to do much especially as the game goes later, and the insane slow would've at least got the pl kill before he ran off and got mekked.
it also lets you harass in lane without drawing creep aggro.
>>122566268
https://instagram.com/p/-KP4QLxWET/
>>122566280
Take me, Kevin (air quotes)Purge(air quotes end) Godec; I have remained pure for my whole life just waiting for this day.
In this scenario we also consider that I'm a cute anime girl
>leave for 10 mins because VP had zero ways to deal with PL
>come back
>VP won
What happened?
>wasting a pick or ban on dark seer
Why
Might as well pick/ban razor too
>>122566336
maelk is her bf? nice. still, atleast 10kg added to body weight, you'll feel so much more solid
>>122566230
On the plus side, dota events aren't good targets for terrorist attacks.
>>122566280
after the initial shock wore off I'd have to say yes.
how can anyone say no to him?
>>122566230
scheduling is retard tier
>during weekday workhours in germany (all the time) and yurop
>during weekday workhours in US (and school hours)
this is how you don't get viewers
insider here: ritsu is writing a letter and he'll "try" to kill himself afterwards
>>122566268
>>122566420
Giving compliments to people is sexist.
I hate this gay earth.
>>122566451
SET UPON THEM
Why autist in this general triggered so much about which team going to reddit or not?
Dota 2 devs literally post and read reddit for suggestion and you guys still care or play the game.
>>122566363
nice, another delusional EG fanboy. Its alright, you'll look back on this after Secret wins and then realize u were wrong all along
Remember, one less ego :)
>>122566451
> Super on anything but alchemist.
Normally I'd day ditch super, but china has ZERO good mids. Cty perhaps, but he himself can't play anything but qop. Then there's shiki, who can't play anything but lina.
Perhaps if you combine them together you can make a western T2 mid.
>>122566492
how'll he do it? drown in the designated?
what is vg doing
>>122566517
ALL PATHS LEAD TO CONFLICT
>>122566336
>needing a reason to gain some weight if you're underweight
well I don't know, maybe when you want to live past 40
>>122566530
hello reddit
>>122566530
>Dota 2 devs literally post and read reddit for suggestion and you guys still care or play the game.
Only when reddit goes on a witch hunt. Whereas it's been confirmed that they post here regularly multiple times.
>>122566530
http://strawpoll.me/5916942
>>122566175
DESIGNATED
>>122566552
>but u didnt drop your stick did you?
heh
>>122566593
That was an Ursa line actually, but yeah the two sound nearly 100% identical.
>>122566336
They broke up afaik
>tusk permabanned
fins blown the fuck out. :D=======DDDDDD SPURDO SPARDO ;DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD UTSKIVELEN
>>122566530
>guys
pls refer to us as persons. no need to potentially misgender anyone here.
>>122566552
>Secret in charge of winning lans that matter
Buckle up yuroCuCk
>>122566585
Fighting fire with fire
>>122566661
Same VA?
AM and Necro sound the same too.
>>122566667
TAKBIR
What is the most reddit hero?
>>122566603
yes, hello?
I don't know why I should hide that i browse d2 sub, specially on an anonymous image board.
I won't get dota 2 official update from this general, only shitposting.
>>122566736
rubick
>>122566727
Necro has a filter so you don't notice, Ursa and SB though.
>>122566661
oh holy shit you're right, sorry I mixed them up
>>122566667
Well ofcourse, she went to hearthstone/blizzard and he stayed with dota 2
>>122566626
EG BTFO
NEVER RETURN, TEAM REDDIT
why the fuck did they make the trolphy an eagles song? why not make it something cool like abyssal blade or manta
>Doom pick
VP 2-1 VG, calling it now
>MUH CROWDS
Are you aware that you will only get full crowds 100% of time in Russia or Peru right?
Lima/Kiev Major when
>>122566738
also every webm and gif ever posted in this general are reddit repost counting back from 3 years ago, Holy shit.
>Tusk first ban every single game
Wasn't he nerfed?
>>122566736
Invoker, Meepo, Rubick, and Tinker respectively
>wake up
>euroCuCks getting assblasted
>EE still dumpster along with poppey and bigfaggy nolans
Feels great.
>Wake up.
>Ritsu kicked from C9
SHITSKIN BTFO
Guys,
I absolutely LOVE venge carry.
It reminds me of old Navi.
>VENGEFUL SPIRIT CARRY
LITERALLY VIRTUS THROW
ROLF
>>122566795
soe has never been loyal to one game, she's a mercenary
she's always done blizzard shit though
>Super Lina
Bye VG.
>>122566812
Abyssal blade is the opposite of cool unless you are Dante from the Devil May Cry series.
>>122566727
http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/f/f6/Warl_kill_12.mp3
http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/d/d7/Anti_laugh_09.mp3
>>122566876
>Invoker
You wanna get knocked the fuck out, boy?
>Vengeful spirit
ALRIGHT IF YOU PLAYIN MY WAIFU YOU BETTER PLAY HER RIGHT NIGGA
SHOW VICI HOW ITS DONE NUKKA
>>122566850
you will get 100% attendance in a non honeypot lan made in non honeypot hours and days
thats all there is to it
Where is VP's damage
Literally 5 heroes no damage
>>122566908
damn that looks comfy
>>122566898
nice, another reddit repost.
>>122566885
Did you wake up 1 year before?
>>122566920
ok fine what about a deso or bkb or even eblade
>>122566702
*sigh* EG fags can never come up with anything original
anyways.. any secret fans wanna help our guys? Any shopped anime pictures you've been cooking up lately? i made one but its not anime, hope you guys like
>LOSEFUL SPIRIT
But
But
But
THEY JUST BEAT IT, WHY ARE THEY DOING IT?
I don't understand
>>122566898
>5000 hp
Actually fucking laughed, goddamn.
I wish that were real
GIVE
ME
ALL
THE
FARM
>templar assassin
oh shit
rip vici
of course
the most important game of the series
the main character
>>122566981
b-but venge aura
>>122566908
>tfw ywn cream Soe under that Garrosh poster.
>Ember Spirit
lel
this draft is some weird shit
>>122567042
she'd just be thinking of him anyway
>>122567032
that were real
https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/3t4b8e/team_empire_giving_shit_to_dota2_cosplayer/
>DUAL COMMAND AURAS
who more bae then shendelzare?
>>122567037
When did Ember become first pick ban.
I still don't get it. It's like bad morph.
>>122567042
>yfw she screams out his name as she cums
is this a carry venge again? didnt that work horrible last time?
>>122567042
>I will crush you
>>122566908
As one of my close friends were an orphan I'm happy she got off well
But goddamn thats no reason to spray tattoo all over your body you fucking idiot why woman why
>>122567029
>>122567037
>ember is a bad hero
Did you guys miss EE slaughtering Mineski?
>>122567138
>the hero is only good if the enemy is PL with fuckton of illusions and the person playing him gets freefarm the whole game
wow
>>122567109
This is an image board for English-speaking posters.
So lately, i've been dreaming about playing some tour with Secret. I was very bad at that game. It feels so real and intense when i play that game. I remembered playing rubick and axe, and i was awfull.
I've been a fans of Puppey since TI 1. And somehow i got Secret in my dreams :p.
I got badmouthed "He's so noob" by RTZ in the rubick game because i miss QoP ult.
We got team wiped in the radiant mid T1 tower when i played axe. I'm about to ult dazzle but suddenly he used his wand and survived :(
And so this is just some of my dreams.
I just really want to share my experience in my dream :p
>4 supports and an ember
this draft is weird
>>122567042
>'GARROSH, OHH GARROSH, PLOW ME WITH YOUR THICK RED ORC DICK, PLOW ME GARROSH'
is going on in her mind - sorry anon, fantasy wins.
>Venge aura
>Doom alpha wolf aura
>Vlad's
20/0/15 TA incoming
>be Artsiom
>Ilya doesn't play very good lately
>Struggling with consistency
>What would Clement do?
>DOOM
>AURA HEROES
>WRAITH KING
Shit carry players man I swear
>>122567227
...
>G-God stomping Super mid
Feels good
>>122566736
wraith king 100%
>>122567227
Well, Soe looks like an Orc right now anyways
>>122567231
>that fucking damage
enough to get my dick screaming in joy
>>122567231
>81% damage boost
>>122567227
>>122562326
>>122562229
>>122562290
/g/ here
You are wrong
>>122567165
He use Ember alot in group stage.
Ember EE got banned multiple time.
>>122567227
Dude i think you have some weird ass fantasies.
>Venge carry
Can someone explain the merits of this to me?
>>122567363
>replying to 2 hour old posts from another thread
ebic duder
>>122567336
>WHERE IS THE FARM
>THERES A GAME TO LOSE
in which hero voice did you read it
>>122567027
too edgy like you
alright, VP won this; now post yfw VP beats out Secret again
>>122566501
youre fucking autistic.
Super is SHIT
>2015 in China E-sports
>Bomb badTI after spending millions on Gooks they even lose to western teams
>LOse in memestones
>Only one LAN victory in Dota.
Will Chinks ever recover
>>122567363
>replying to some old post because of butthurt
dude its old
who fucking cares yuou stupid nigger
>>122567412
>stop correcting me
Don't use deprecated terminology or deprecated software, anon.
>>122567428
Only one.
>>122567428
Ember
>>122567428
Dark Seer
>>122567231
>>122567350
>>122567352
>On a hero with shit base damage
I thought that Radiance-Manta-Octarine Alchemist was supposed to be a shit memebuild?
Did d2g lie to me?
>>122567381
>>122567359
>>122567336
>>122567303
Whats with you newfriends, I just pulled that out of my ass. I'm just saying what's going into her mind when that massive fucking 35000x35000 picture is watching over her
>>122567428
Legion Commander
>>122567473
>let me flail in my ignorance like a pig in mud
Ok....?
>>122567203
lol nice one
>>122567363
Not even sure if you're trying to make /g/ look dumb on purpose
>>122567506
Plus Chilling Touch, Refraction and a substantial amount of armor reduction.
>>122567446
>dismantle the meme team, illidan
>>122567506
>ta
>shit base dmg
LMAO
>>122567428
Night Stalker
>>122567574
>don't reply to old posts I'm a brain damaged shitposting memer with an attention span of a gnat
?
>>122566215
>They are literally the market for video games that simulate going to work.
to be honestly honest last hitting feels like going to work too
who the fuck designed this mechanic anyway
is skipping meld on TA the way?
>that communist net worth of vp
>>122567428
Jungling Legion Commander
>>122567682
Blizzard.
>>122567594
You serious?
She builds +dmg, and refraction gives +dmg as well.
>>122567096
>people think the "bitch" is derogatory
>>122567715
I can't see when it is ever viable
>>122567682
fuck off, back to hots with you. last hitting is in dota since warcraft 3 and is a core mechanic in the game.
>>122567428
Razor
>Tempo controlers
>Brawlers
I hate this meme
>FNG destroying the chinks
remember, na'vi kicked this guy
>>122565958
That butt is too big for those shorts
>anyone but lil trying to play Visage
pathetic desu
>purge on doom
HOTDPOSTERS WERE RIGHT
I TOO SHALL BECOME AN ACOLYTE
>>122567715
Seems so. Even Peruvians won with maxing it last yesterday
>>122567428
tinker
>>122567682
nothing in dota was made
its all wc3 mechanics thats why the game evolved naturally and feels like this, opposed to lol that was artificial and just handpicked shit it liked from dota
>>122567816
I love it. They literally kicked him because their star players wouldn't listen to him.
>>122567836
stop pushing your bailey shit here
baka desu senpaitachi
>>122567816
cant wait for the "new" stillborn NaVi roster.
>>122567363
>>122567412
>>122567484
>>122567473
>>122567556
>>122567574
>>122567629
you guys realise the can be used synonymously right
>>122567836
get out degenerate
nice FNG gave illidan the envy-treatment, unfuckable hero, ez win for the glorious slavs
>>122567898
who?
>>122567836
>tattoos
nah
I'd be okay with everything else it has but not those.
>>122567836
shes really cute mind posting more?
>>122567629
>reply to old posts to perpetuate the public opinion that I'm a retard while projecting extreme ad hominems
>>122567751
Ta has 137 - 143 base dmg at lvl 18, ember has 115 - 119, for example
Spirit breaker has 137 - 147, sven has 144 - 146
So you were saying?
>>122567790
>last hitting is in dota since warcraft 3
makes sense that old things are outdated and therefore unfun, shit and due to be replaced by something fresh and exciting
>and is a core mechanic in the game
so what
>>122567898
Stop pretending you dont like her
>Burning going Badstone first
lol
>>122568005
there are better traps than her, stop being a newfag
@122567965
>i said she now give me (You)s
haha NO (You)s HERE
>>122568000
>base damage
>level 18
Not even that anon but which side are you even trying to argue for?
>>122567790
dude just because i hate lasthitting (like any sensible man does) doesn't mean I'm from HotS
who even plays starcrap 2 anyway
>>122567715
>>122567787
>>122567859
Hold on a second maybe it is viable if you rush deso like it is currently the memebuild. But if you rush blink like waga says in his guide it'S shit.
>>122568004
unfun for you, like i said back to hots. it is a core mechanic in the game that adds depth, if it was unfun the community would had it removed long ago.
awww
nice try tho
>>122568030
>there are better traps than her
like?
>>122568159
visit ashemaletube and you'll find a shitload better than bailey you newfag
>>122567420
what game is this?
Reason phobos didn't instantly tp once he stopped charge is he thought that iceiceice might blink stun into the tree line to cancel charge, so he had to wait a second
but ice didn't, so he still had it to cancel it through the tree line two seconds later
>>122568201
>newfag
this meme never gets old
shouldn't you get at least one level in meld to disjoint?
>>122568238
so smart
such nerd
>>122568071
Dota isn't a company made game like that shit your fuckers play, we have designed this game together with the developers since wc3, playdota did more to this game than icefrog probably. If last hitting was unfun we would remove it long time ago. It is a core and important mechanic in the game.
huh?
Why does this patch only have like 5 viable carries?
>>122568327
I am the god of the new world
>>122568248
just like a newfag
>>122568327
Someone post that interview with G where he talks about Illidan and fng's taste in anime
Why didnt Super go in and kill doom using remnants then escape with remnant?
>>122568341
all patchs have a small pool of top tier carriers, there is nothing wrong with this one.
>>122568370
TL note: he's manly as fuck.
>>122568341
Thanks Icefrog! -16%
Does capitalist listen to any other cocaster ever?
he keeps repeating what Blitz' just said...
shitshitshit
>>122568370
I knew it sounded familiar, thanks
>>122568073
>>122567715
ta theorycrafters please respond
>>122568278
OUR
FUCKING
SLAVS
ARE
DOING
IT
>tfw no hot dota mum to cuddle with
why even exist?!
>>122568434
>Why are d2g janitors so gay?
/d2g/ is called the gayest general for a reason.
THAT DIEBACK THO
WHERE IS THE FARM
WGHERE IS THE FUCKING FARM
*CHINESE BELLS*
>>122568341
gyro
ta
ember
tinker
brood
antimage
meepo
shadow fiend
spectre
phantom lancer
wraith king
thats more than 5
>iceiceice
ICEICEICE IS SO BAD
>>122568434
>posting outside of dota on d2g
You got what you deserve
A R T S I O M
R
T
S
I
O
M
>VS
>raison d'être is to die
>doesn't die
based vengeful spirit
VP bigdicking these lil asians
>azn doto
lmao
>>122568434
>>122568465
I think he is going after his idol LD.
>screaming as loud as you can
>don't listen to your co-caster at all
Only thing he is missing is the constant giggling.
doom is obscenely overpowered
>reminder
>China
what a shitshow Chink Dota is fucking done
>>122568341
farmers are cancers fuck off
>>122568580
>>122568523
kek
>Vengeful
How is this meme hero working?
AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAH
SUPER IN ANYTHING ELSE THAN ALCHEMIST
They would have won this game if they sent LICH mid against TA with sentry wards in a 1v1 lane
lich would have fucking raped ta
>Burning
Dinosaur that should stick to ricing carries
>>122568597
>dead ends everywhere
>sad
>make virtus pro
>happy, smoother, relaxed hair and atmosphere
best decision in his life desu
>>122568538
half of those are not real carries
>>122568629
Hi 2k
Dismantle the chinks, Illidan.
>>122568557
>posting outside of dota on d2g
don't try to use english if you can't even type a sentence that makes sense ruskie friend
>>122568604
>Dota 2 international team winner : 6 millions US dollar split to 5 players
>China LoL money just for transfer one player to another team : 5 millions US dollar
dedgame.
>>122568538
>tinker
>this patch
>>122568605
t. support cück that still sucks despite supporting being more ez mode than ever
>>122568651
there are no carriers in dota, only cores. carrier is a stupid word that means nothing.
>>122568662
lich mid is unstoppable at 7k mmr
mfw i realize why doom got the purge on himmaking ember waste his remnants
the casters will NEVER POINT THIS OUT THOUGH
>winning game
>suddenly remember that you're russian
>Burning
>>122568604
>implying VP won't throw
its all calculated
>>122568465
all shoutcasters are nothing more than parrots
I would rather watch the game without shoutcaster and just punctual comments by someone with deep knowledge of the game
except for ODpixel, at least he has funny moments.
>inb4redditors claiming he's reddit to make him look bad among the gulag
THIS IS SUCH A FUCKING CLOWNY GAME HOLY SHIT
dat throw
They got a little too trigger happy there.
i knew they'd throw this
lmao
and here comes the throw
classic slav
FUcking russians.
>>122568759
you can purge of the remnants?
or are you saying he will purge the flame shield and force him to use the remnant
>>122568759
does it purge the remnant buffs?
>>122568736
Please don't fucking throw this.[Ghost sceptering after being stuck? What the fuck were y outhinking?/spoiler]
>doubting the power of virtus throw
>>122568804
i always say that, but then some retards will say the cast is boring or some shit. who cares about some faggot yelling.
>>122568746
this line of thinking has only become valid recently because every hero needs to be able to fight atleast to some extnet pre 20mins
>>122568584
I mean he does it very consistently
it's really annoying and it makes you want to mute him since he's just an echo at this point
and I don't even like Blitz either...
>>122568804
I mean play by play is fine, same with making segways and such by repeating what a person said
but he keeps just pointing the same things than his cocaster did
and he does it with his "I love myself voice" like he discovered something major on his own
slightly annoying desu with you senpai
>>122568882
the remnants are buffs
maybe you can
can someone test it and post results please (after vp wins of course)?
>>122568804
OD is too over the top and not knowledgeable enough for me, he is like an excited pyrion
>>122568882
>>122568889
Yes, so you wont be able to jump to them.
>>122568882
Remnant jump is based on movement speed.
Purge is 100% movement slow. Casting remnants in this state is worthless.
>>122568882
Not that guy but remnants coming out is based on movement speed so purge fucks remnants.
>>122568920
>This was back when Na'vi was at the height of their power
>>122568973
They're just shown in the buff area so you can track the counters.
>>122568689
I understood his point fine, so it's not a senseless sentence.
>>122568992
pyrion is a whiny little bitch these days, sometimes he's just plain nasty
at least OD gets excited
>>122568973
No you cant purge remnants, they are not a buff they are a static thing on the map like SS remnants or Kaolin statues or whatever, they buff you see was added WAAAAAY after the hero was released because people kept bitching about it being annoying to have to keep track of remnant timers in your head.
>>122568882
You can purge the shield
or
You can purge the ember and make him very slow: if he doesn't have a remnant out and tries to pop one, the new one will travel very very very slow.
If he has one far all ready it doesn't matter at all though
what a throw
>>122568992
Good puns and wordplay though. I think he must pre-write a lot of them.
Remember when d2g thought that iceiceice is the best offlaner in the world?
Oh for fuck sake, do not fucking choke slavs.
VENGEFUL SPIRIT IS SO SHIT STOPPING PICKING HER
how are vp throwing this so hard?
>not dooming lina
>>122569164
He was really good, top 2 with Universe when Black^ was part of VG
After that he became mediocre
classic fucking vp throw
>>122568954
not really, tinker is not a carrier and is still a late game hero. the heros where the farm must be are the cores. you don't necessarily need a right click hero in dota to win, so carrier is a stupid word, it has no meaning.
How do we fix VP?
>>122565958
suggest some goodhentai pls
>le ugly fish of 10s cd Ravage
>balanced
burning
BurNIng
B U R N I N G
This is over, VP are serving the VP special.
holy crap how did vp manage to throw this
CHOKING
CHOKIN
CHOKI
CHOK
CHO
CH
C
Tb.qh familiars VP sucks
I don't care what anyone says, not being able to sell items from inside the rosh pit is still fucking awkward and stupid
>tfw i'm not swedish
Feels bad.
there are people surprised that VP,
a team affectionately known as virtus throw are throwing
>>122569065
nice samepost, but you didn't even understood the original post which makes obvious you being the same person, read everything again
>>122569257
Dooming slardar every fight
this is some old-EG level shit to be honest with you family
>>122568731
>1-4
>not even top 4
lmao
>word filters finally gone
thank god
>>122569164
ixmike is still the #1 offlaner tied with universe
>>122569194
She's solid, but they were doing so well until they dove in the dire base and started pulling a 2005 Spurs
dive tier 4s with aegis and gold advantage
lose game
such a russian way to go
>>122569349
nice desu senpai
>>122569349
Don't lie tome, you kek
>>122569319
>tfw i'm not a bald cu cklet
feels good tbqh family shaking my head
>>122569319
iktfb
>tfw mongol
why couldn't i have been born just one country more to the west ;__;
>>122569349
I-is it true?
baka desu senpai
>>122569360
NO SHE IS A TERRIBLE TERRIBLE HERO ESPECIALLY AS ANYTHING BUT A SUPPORT BITCH STOP GIVING FARM TO HER
>>122569378
why do they do this
they can be so fucking good early-mid game
>>122569349
good bait, hahaha, based wordfilters will never go
>>122569349
desu sempai baka desu senpai esud paimes hbt hms maf kek
What's with caster dropping words nowadays
like they woke up one day and opened a dictionary or something?
you can tell they're not all confidents with words too
is it because synd has a better english despite being a dane or something?
>>122568505
Sorry I can't write a concise post I start going full autism because she is my most played favourite hero. Plus this place isn't for serious discussions.
>>122569439
If they pulled back and went to push mid they would win, this is just classic slav choke in action
Stop sperging
>>122569324
>samepost
You're not making sense to me whatsoever.
Highground nerf when?
literally all games are lost at the highground push
>>122568896
nice farm vacuum
Daily reminder that Dota is a ded gaem.
I don't play Dota at all but watching the DotaMajor stream. I have to say you guys have some dank ass memes, really loving the chat.
>>122569617
You can't buff being stupid
>>122568759
>>122568882
>>122568889
>>122569005
>>122568973
>>122569005
>>122569014
>>122569020
REALITY: Illidan walked to a the jungle and a banisher was the best he could find.
>>122569638
>loving twitch chat
kill yourself
/!\ I M P O R T A N T N O T I C E /!\
It's time to put an end to all this "he/she's our guy" debates.
If you're a dota "personality" and you browse /d2g/ the only way you'll officially be considered our guy is if you do the following:
In the following days of the frankfurt major, you need to make a tweet containing word "exquisite". Something like "Games today were exquisite" or "The Major so far has been exquisite", you get the point.
In the days after the major we'll make an official list of our guys.
/!\ I M P O R T A N T N O T I C E /!\
>>122569559
EVEN WHEN THEY WON WITH CARRY VENGE SHE IS DID FUCK ALL IT WAS ALL DK AND SUPPORTS SHE CANT DO ANYTHING WITH FARM STOP PICK THIS HORRIBLE CARRY SHE CAN ONLY WORK AS A WARD BITCH AND EVEN THEN THERE ARE MUCH BETTER HEROES FOR IT. SHE IS A HORRIBLE HERO
>super is bad
can G stop getting caught
>>122569536
i will read your insights about her
no complaints
you can write everything thoroughly
or just casually
>>122569629
Thank god for mods doing their jobs, get fucked shitter
I thought the bun only played alchemist?
>>122567936
Nope
t. /g/
>super is bad
s m h laowai
>10s cd ravage
>balanced
They fucking managed to throw this game.
AHAHAHAHAHHA ILLIDAN
fucking russians man
CLASSIC FUCKING VP
holy shit what a fucking throw
>>122569617
Slavs grind to a halt on highground, not everyone
NEVER FORGET
YOU'RE STILL RUSSIANS
VP was close to 10k ahead at 25 min what the fugg
>>122569617
That would have to make slav stop being retarded when they're ahead.
They already buffed gold gain from rax to make it so that you effectively win when you successfully take down one set, giving you a massive gold advantage.
>dude lets throw like 3 times in a row and lose
>>122569693
OURTOUR "OURTEEZY" BABAEV
desu senpai
>>122569629
thanks mods nice job. keep banning those lolkeks.
How do you even fix VP? They're Russian, it's in their blood. No amount of roster changes could possibly produce a better team.
>super is bad
kek anime btfo
OUR GUYS ADVANCE
OUR GIRLS SENT TO THE LOWER BRACKET
>>122569753
>>122569734
Burning and Icex3 saved the game on top of the throw.
>VP
>Vega
So close, yet so far
ayyy la slav
INCOMING ICEICEICE INTERVIEW
>actually gets a Doom after ban phase
>still loses
doom is still balanced guys
>>122569719
VENGE DEAD AGAIN WHAT A SURPRISE
VENGE LOSES AGAIN WHAT A SURPRISE
VP HAVE LIKE 30% WIN RATE WITH HER LMAO
>VP
oh for fucks sakes
>>122569629
Thx for the ip ;)
>>122569734
>one good game in a tournament
WAOW
>>122567995
>using words wrong
?
Amazing throw, fucking idiots. Jesus, its like written in the fucking stars.
>>122569719
Nah, I disagree, they choked and thats fairly simple and easy to understand. Fng single handedly threw it when he pushed into the base.
>>122569734
>>122569753
> Russians throw bodies at you just because.
> This has anything to do with Super.
Chink dota is dead you shitstain, deal with it.
Oh look a russian team blew a huge lead by diving like retards. What a shocker.
GRILL KURWA
>illidan dooms a target with 15 bloodstone charges and already used his ult
lmao he fucking doomed the teamfight right there.
>>122569719
That's because they built retarded items instead of butterfly and crit which would both leverage her damage aura, or desolator to stack armor reduction.
regards man who builds dps on every hero
>>122569617
yeah maybe people should just focus buildings instead of diving t4 towers
based burdening
OUR BOYS ARE ON NEXT, LETS FUCKING OGOGO
What am I supposed to do while waiting for esports to come back?
>>122569907
BREED
>Managed to throw a 10k lead at 25
dude not even my 4k5 pub is that bad
FLATTEN HIGHGROUND BASES NOW
Good result, I think our guys have much better chances against VP than VG
>kotlguy opens his mouth
>it aint me starts playing
every time
>We forgot about draw
max kek
>>122569880
lmao they why did vici lose with venge last game? It's obvious that the hero itself is shit
Holy shit how tall is iceiceice I thought he just looked tall next to the chinks
reminder that MINESKI WILL NEVER LOSE AGAIN
>>122569360
>>122568327
would have been better if you enabled shadows.
it sets the quality of that weather high
>pro interview
kotlguy is the worst
>>122569968
VP is the more handsome team though.
>>122569928
is that sumail's sister
stupid slav fucks
>>122570003
about 190 cm i think
>>122569932
vega first anon
saving the best for last!
>iceiceice actually answering question
Thats nice
>>122570004
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT BEARD
How to wing against russians
>defend high ground
>kill them when they dive like retards instead of take objectives
>wait until they throw
EZ games.
>>122570003
1,93m
>>122569968
>bald cu ck
>fat autist
>awkward insecure skeleton man
>le lesbo face manlet faggot
nah m8 kill yourself
What's next match? Any good teams?
>wake up
>kotlguy still exists
REMINDER THAT VENGEFUL BITCH IS A TERRIBLE HERO STOP PICKING HER
>ice3 can actually answer questions while bobbling around like a pidgeon
well shit
>>122570023
shadows always chew my fps, so I prefer to disable/put them to a minimum to be honest.
>>122569928
WHO IS THIS QT?????????????????
>wearing slippers
based
>>122569968
>Swdefucks still hasn't died
Only one more day I have to cope up with you
>>122569830
I was merely asking questions. I guess it is not allowed nowadays.
G looks like an actor and i can't remember his name does anyone else see it
>>122570063
I'm not sumail's sister anon :)
why synderen is not wearing a tie? theres no point wearing suit without tie
>>122570117
she's mine fuck off
>>122570078
Ice is nice
>>122570117
Burning.
>>122570104
>grill kurwa
>>122570040
I actually think he is not suitable for any job. Even Zyori (who is still loads better at casting an actual game than Kotlguy) makes a good and effective panelist.
>>122570003
6'1-'6'2~ish
>>122569968
my two fav teams playing an elimination match.
>>122570084
Funnily enough this is true both in pubs and comps.
Let's post qt's while we wait the next match.
>>122570153
>fat fedora tippers in charge of fashion advice
ebin
>>122570124
shame he's wearing pants rather boxers like be normally would
>>122570107
FUCK YOU IDIOT SHES VIABLE
>>122570004
>>122570080
thats the most ufcking disgustinb beard ive seen in a while
>>122570117
that's burning
what hes thinking about ???
Hey whats up this is pflax
KILL PYRION PLS
HOLY SHIT PYRION LOST LIKE 15KG
why is pyrionflax interviewing puppy
>>122570219
Stop falling for bait you idiot
REMOVE PYRION
rate my fresh meme :^)
>>122570207
BASED FUCKING PUPPAN
based puppey whipping his teams
roflmao
>>122570191
Be positive, atleast one advances!
>>122570289
fresh repost from reddit
>>122570219
THEN WHY DO TEAMS KEEP LOSING WITH HER?
>>122570281
No, she is truly shit
! OUR GUY ALERT !
>>122570230
>we could kick illidan or god for dendi after this tournament
>no one wants autographs
dead game
behindthescenes
>>122570270
aidsflax
IN FRONT OF THE SCENES
>player signing
>let's interview the waterboy
>tfw goofball is still a thing
puppey its the current year
How does Cyborgmatt even get that fat?
why is puppy so based
>>122569907
FWOSHY-CHAN!
>cyborgfat my good friend
>the guy who's reputation got torpedoed because he threatened people
fuck mat tand fuck pyrionflax, these two disgusting fucks
>>122570289
Nice meme. I think I'll post it on reddit :^)
You can see cyborgfatt panting rofl
P-FLEX REPORTING FROM BEHIND THE SCENES
Has it been confirmed that Cyborg is basically a clone of Gabe Newell?
legacy post number two
>XD XD XD LE MEMES
POST RARE G-GODS
"some people were right some people were left, you know?"
EBIN
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>Puppey literally beat the autism out of envy to make him a good player
How's doing faмs?That VP vs VG game sмн TBh.
>>122570389
But Gabe actually loved things once. Fun things.
>>122570387
Matt give Ted some meat for fucks sake this game is so fucking unbalanced.
Shoo~~ white piggus
>>122570379
who did he threaten
OUR GUYS
Based
>>122570360
IKR youd think being rich he could afford to eat good instead of factory made garbage
>P "meme man" FLAX
>CYBORG "le behind le scenes guy" FATT
>70k viewers
HAS
WON
CONGRATS
DO
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D
S
damn who knocked vega to lower bracket
>[HEAVY BREATHING]
Why are VP so FUCknING STUPID
The Dota scene must be pretty fucking big for Cyborgfat to fit behind it :^)
>>122570321
Feels a little better now
>>122570387
>>122570465
Holy shit he smokes too?
1. How fucking unhealthy can you be?
2. How fat would he be if he wasn't smoking?
>>122570485
it's like you haven't been watching the tournament at all or even looked at the bracket
>>122570485
our guys
CAN YOU IMAGINE BEING SO FAT THAT STANDING AND TALKING RENDERS YOU OUT OF BREATH?!
WELL, OBSERVE
>puppey whipping w33
copypasta when
RARE G-GOD
>>122570485
how much do you have to eat to get that big? like 4 large pizzas everyday to maintain that weight?
>>122570452
I wonder if our memes ever make it to the chinese side and what they think of them.
someone awhile ago translated some chinese memes and it was fascinating
>>122570456
tobi, saying ' i have hidden information about you, better shut up' or something along the lines of that
where the fuck is that screencap again, it was on the dev dota 2 forums as well
The only entertaining carry on this major is aggresif desu senpai.
>>122570456
Matt is been a pathetic drama fiend that thinks he's some kind of esports mobster forever.
In reality he's just Secret's waterboy.
>>122570207
so cute
>>122570465
>le behind the scene man meme
sмн anon
>>122570456
Cyborg "behind the scenes" fat threatened Tobi that he would leak shady things he has done like liking girls cosplay pictures on his Twitter or having JoinDota push tourney organizers that want them into signing a contract that lets them cast without BTS
You don't want to mess with Cyborgfat, he can put you into the ground
>>122570485
>>122570531
Puppey smokes too f a m
>people hating on based pyrion
why is d2g so edgy? you don't need to hat everything....
What happened to GOOD EVENING AND SALUTATIONS DOTA FANS?
>>122570562
a fucking lot
im severely unhealthy but im not a planetoid yet like behind the scenes man
RARE
G
make fun of Matt more retards, he can take this whole site in seconds if he wants to
>>122570536
>Sumails haircut
JUST
>>122570531
If you wanna be healthy change to snus instead, how hard is that TBh
What's worse, soulless chinks or soulless americans?
>>122570531
he'll die within the next 10 years.
>european d2g hours
this is the worst
cant wait for tonights shitposting everything is so fucking dota related its disgusting
wtf is up with the schedule, shouldn't lgd vs peru be happening now? can someone post the correct schedule for today?
>https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/3t4b8e/team_empire_giving_shit_to_dota2_cosplayer/
>All these buttblasted amerilards
HAHAHAHAH THIS WEBSITE
>>122570678
i dont hate him but he doesnt know shit about dota also unfunny. he has no reason to be in every major event.
>>122570465
>smoking
Is this 1900?
>>122570683
This, I also want to know
>>122570769
>actually browsing reddit
/d2g/ everyone
>>122570536
>rtz literally looks like a younger fear
>universe looks exactly like an older sumail
who is ppd then
WHO /UNKNOWN/ HERE ????
>>122570678
You have be out of the circle for too long faм
>>122570703
>>122570678
Reddit pls go
>>122570815
HERE
the guy on the far left from vegalooks like that british comedian
>>122570752
he said, while posting a cancerous hamster image, from VLC
>>122570769
fuck off nigger
>>122570806
the captain
>>122570795
>/v/ermin newfag thinks we have beef with r/dota2
lurk more farn
>>122570769
>/d2g/ is so bad that people openly link to reddit
ahahaha great show, dotards
I'm going to sleep right now~
>watching major on second screen
>playing some dota in main screen
>start queueing
>video in client overlaps with video in browser
>suddenly surround stereo stream
>>122570815
not anymore its vega up next
>>122570851
VLC is objectively the best video player in existence
>>122570752
>australian and american /d2g/ is literally just Shitposting General
>>122570465
i thought smoking makes you lose appetite and eat less?
>>122570815
they all look like fuccbois, and I never use that term
>>122570914
Good bait, you'll get a few. Heres your (You)
>>122570815
I like them. They seem to have some personality and passion.
>>122570815
Aqui to be honesto familia
I think they have a decent enough chance against LGD.
LGD's been shit without xiao, just like newbee
sup guys, r8 my kitty, am watching Dota 2 with her
>>122570795
>>122570853
>>122570878
Thanks for the (You)s, sperglords.Implying the vast majority isn't browsing both anyways
>>122570942
Yes. He would probably bed bound morbidly obese if he stopped smoking
>>122570878
>the ironing
The oldest iterations of /d2g/ always had links to guides on reddit until they were rehosted you newshitter. I want 7-10 babbies to leave.
>>122571016
>those dark eyes
I give him 4 years to live
>>122571016
looks mad
>>122571038
fuck off nigger
I missed game 3 of VG vs VP. Was it worth watching?
>>122571016
5/10, pretty average.
>>122570815
Who ready to see Peru in flames here
They all look like total fags btw
>>122540520
call this guy gay LOL
>>122570806
baby puppey
>>122571079
if you want a good laugh yes
>>122571057
>August 28, 2006
has it been that long? Nostalgia hit me pretty hard there
based kunkka
>>122571079
If you want to see Virtus Throw lose after gaining a 10k gold lead at 25mins, sure.
Typical slav behavior.
>>122571057
>/d2g/ has always been a cancerous cesspool
You don't say
>straya cunts are asleep
>thread quality went up
Why I'm not surprise?
>>122571057
oh wow that means everyone should spam reddit drivel
sounds like you are the one pushing reddit into d2g
kill urself my man
>>122570884
Gnite~ faм
>>122570878
DESU it is to bring out how retarded Americans are.
>Flaming Peru
>Ok, not racist at all.
>Flaming Russians
>Funny XD not racist at all
>Flaming fat people
>OMFFFGGGG YOU HURRRT MY FEELINGS GONNA SHOW IT TO THE WORLD!!!111eleven!one
sмн
>>122571057
I remember playing dota before 2 but after 1.
>>122571162
im still awake cunt
>>122571165
The only way this post could be more cancer is if it had an anime face
>>122571156
>>122571147
Thanks. Guess I will give it a miss.
>>122571057
>no. 6
I remember the 5th and the 7th loading screen, but not that one. Which version was that.
i can guarantee vega will throw against ehome.
>>122571231
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>>122571231
New Thread
>>122570562
its not just about eating. you can eat like shit and still dont get obese as fuck as long as you do some mild exercise, even just gettin up your lazy ass from time to time, and most importantly say no to sugard drinks.
>>122571057
I'm 1 and I want redit to leave.
Its not about cooties from the site faggot, its about how they treat this place like an irc chatroom for their shitty repost site.
You can tell when someone is from redit, they are unfunny awful posters
I really want the guy with the 'raise my voice at the end of my sentence?' to go fuck himself, holy shit I hate this so much
>>122571232
Literally just confirmed that the redditors are the anit-anime shitposters
No surprises, really
where is OUR GUY from the panel btw?
>>122570806
badpuppey
>Slark can get kills early and doesn't need babysitting
Can Merlini shut the fuck up already
>>122571057
>tfw playing 4 1v1 with a friend who was way better than me and having no clue what was going on
man high school was a long time ago, i feel old
>>122571162
>thread quality went up
We are not browsing the same thread
>>122570683
working at twitch
>>122571416
actually a betterpuppey
>>122570884
Night baby
>>122570207
I would not mind, I repeat, I would love to push my penis inside fwosh only in the missionary position.
>>122571517
>can't micro at all, loses lane to 5k shitters, plays only 6 position.
yeah sure.
>>122571785
>>122571785
count with me, number of TIs secret has won
number of TIs EG has won
>>122571057
2 bro reporting in
>>122572018
Puppey won with Navi in TI 1 genius.
>>122572429
where he wasnt captain